Episode 180: We're diving into summer memories while Danny spills all our secrets!

Buckle up for a wild ride as John and Jay deliver their most unfiltered episode yet, blending summer nostalgia, explicit humor, and genuine friendship in a way only they can.

The guys kick things off with Jay's weekend adventures at a pool party that he colorfully describes as a "sweet ass buffet" of bikini-clad women, while also revealing his culinary pride in a surprisingly delicious grape salad creation that party-goers were reluctant to try. The conversation takes an even more candid turn when childhood friend Danny joins via phone, confirming stories of Jay's infamous pranks during sleepovers and unleashing a flood of explicit reminiscences about their teenage adventures at campgrounds.

Gaming enthusiasts will appreciate their deep dive into NCAA Football 26, where they critically analyze Ohio State's representation while marveling at Virginia Tech's spine-tingling "Enter Sandman" entrance sequence. The genuine excitement in their voices as they discuss the game's improvements in lighting, sound effects, and team-specific traditions showcases their passionate fandom.

Between heavy music recommendations and discussions of Jason Momoa's impressive moshing skills, Jay shares his first-ever visit to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. His childlike excitement at seeing the bronze busts of football legends (which hilariously reminded him of "Return to Oz") provides a touching glimpse of authentic enthusiasm beneath the duo's typically irreverent exterior.

Whether you're here for the unfiltered humor, gaming insights, or just to experience the chemistry of two friends who've known each other forever, this episode delivers raw entertainment that keeps you wondering what outrageous story they'll share next.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's every day with John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day

(01:02):
, it's not my day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.

(01:22):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with Jon and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Welcome to the whole turnaroundshow, whole 180.
It's Every Day with John andJay.

(01:45):
So we're back here today,beautiful Tuesday in July.
This year is flying by.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Bye-bye.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Bye-bye-bye.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
I just did a haiku Garth.
That was a haiku.
That's not Wade's basement,isn't that weird Garth?
That was a haiku.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I love that movie.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I have to give Danny Okay, so this weekend was really
eventful for me.
I have to give Danny creditbecause he quoted Wayne's World,
like he, just because Dannywent with me, so he quoted
Wayne's World.
It was pretty funny and I'mlike he goes zang.
He said zang, he said zang dude, yeah, dude, I'm like what I'm
like.

(02:29):
Is that an excellent Wayne'sWorld?
Zang Zang.
He even gave me the thumbs up.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I was like did you do the thumbs up?
You have to Perfect Zang.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Zang.
I'm like, isn't it Wayne's?
But it was funny because wewere uh so.
So, like I said, it was apretty eventful weekend, at
least for me.
Um Friday, um, I uh had to goto, um my friends John the
McIntyres, the people that ownthe green number.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I went to the pool party.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh okay, needless to say say it was a fucking young,
sweet ass buffet.
That's what it was.
It was just so many hot girlsin bikinis, nice with their
fucking, their bikinis, right uptheir ass cracks dude, it was
sexy, fucking hot girls galore.
It was just crazy hot.
I'm so glad I wore mysunglasses, so, oh, you do the

(03:22):
creepy oh yeah, I'm the pervert,pervert I do that.
Cedar plate I am the pervert atnight okay, so anyway, um, what
was funny is is that you know meand danny went there.
Danny don't care, danny willjust stare, whatever he wants.
Nobody said anything about it.
No one's going to say anythingto him though, but they were so

(03:44):
cool.
Next year I call her mysidekick because the owner,
cheryl.
Her name is Cheryl.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
What was with the oversaturation of hotties?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Just young.
There's friends with the youngpeople like they're kids, but
they're early 20s.
They're just fucking crazy.
I was just like god damn lookat all this man um, but um, we
went to, uh, but no she.
She tried to get me in the pooland I said well, I didn't wear
a bathing suit, I'm not gettingin a pool, so I'm.

(04:19):
This beach body ain't ready yetlike next year.
I don't think you're ready forthis jelly yeah, I'm like, don't
you have enough flesh in thereto feast off?
Oh, look at you, I didn't missthe stout fire oh, you wicked
wicked man.
You're like isn't there enoughflesh in this pool for you to
feast your eyes on?
You know that kind of shit.
Oh, you wicked man, you wicked,wicked monkey, wicked monkey,

(04:43):
monkey.
So she, but she was trying toget me in the pool and I said I
tell you what next year I'll getin the pool.
I said she's gonna get me oneof them old granny, old timey
bathing suits, like the fuckingthat's my boy.
Yes, I told her I'll wear themotherfucker oh yeah, she
wearing the old timey granny.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
It's the old you and the new you.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Oh yeah, old time timey granny, it's the old you
and the new you.
Oh yeah, old timey granny, oldtimey granny wants to join new
granny.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Maybe, if he's not feeling very well, he shouldn't
masturbate too much.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, dude.
Oh, the old broad knew I waswhacking it.
Ha ha, ha ha.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Post nasal jizzy Post nasal dick.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I don't know what the fuck you said, donny Baker.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
But, but anyway.
So she's like, yeah, next year,whatever.
I only stayed for like an hourbecause, dude, it was like
fucking 90 something degrees andI wasn't getting in the pool
and like I was just sittingthere, just sitting there, dude,
I made grape salad.
Which.
Have you ever had that Grape?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Salad.
Yeah, no, dude.
Okay, first I thought you saidI make grape ape salads.
I thought that's what you likeGrape ape, bigly, bigly, bigly,
dude.
I don't know why I thought yousaid that.
Like yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I just sat there.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I wish I had that talent.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I just sat there and made grape ape salads the whole
time.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Big.
No, I remember.
I remember walking around as akid doing grape babe sounds, but
no, I made grape solid.
Sarah showed me and dude, I'mnot kidding, is phenomenal.
It's grapes, okay, cream cheeseokay and butterfinger pieces and
a little bit of, and I sayrather than using regular sugar,
I put brown sugar in it, but Imight use honey, because honey
is more natural sweetener, justto sweeten it up a little bit.

(06:27):
Dude, it is fucking amazing.
It's so good.
Interesting, dude, it's so good.
All that blended together justmakes a fucking oh, dude, it's
so good.
So, anyway, I made that and uhtook it and I'm sitting there
I'm trying to fucking sell thisshit to people, because people
don't know what it is.

(06:47):
They're just like brownies.
They'll eat the brownies.
I'm like, dude, eat this shit,it's really good.
And so I ended up.
So we went there, we stayed forabout an hour, came back home,
got my Switch 2 because I wantedto play that.
Yeah, got my switch too, causeI wanted to play that.
So, um, I told Danny, I said,dude, I said, uh, do you

(07:08):
remember, do you remember going?
Do you remember when I lived onthe, when I lived, when, when I
lived in the apartment and andstuff?
And he goes, yeah, when youshould shove your dick in my
face?
So, dude, I thought about itand I don't know what your

(07:28):
thoughts are.
I thought about calling Dannyand doing an interview and
seeing if he would be interestedin telling the story of that
shit.
Whatever man, let's see if hewill.
We'll see if Danny will.
All right, let's see here.
All right, let's see here.
All right, let's call DannyDanny.

(07:49):
Danny boy, danny has been afriend of mine since I was 12
years old.
Danny, he's just a very gooddude.
He always told everybody, dude,that his birthday is February
8th 1982.
Mine is August 2nd 1982.
So his is 2882.
Mine's 8282.

(08:09):
And that's a huge distinction.
Another thing he talks about isSarah and how he's known her
longer and everything else.
That's the number one thing.
And, dude, it was funny.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Is he the inspiration for Tim he?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
is he?
Is he the inspiration for tim?
He is, he is definitely theinspiration.
But, like mad respect for dannyum, I get a lot of my
mannerisms for tim out of fromdanny, but danny is fucking
hilarious and he'll probablycall me names on this, so this
is gonna be great.
So let's try calling danny realquick.
Let's see if he answers okaylet's use this Danny real quick.

(08:45):
Let's see if he answers.
Okay, let's use this fuckingstand again, dude, hello, hey
buddy, what you up to?

Speaker 7 (08:54):
I'm watching some TV.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Hey, so before I go any further with talking to you,
just wanted to let you know I'mon the podcast right now and I
wanted we were talking aboutgoing to the pool.
I'm on the podcast right nowand I wanted we were talking
about going to the pool partyand stuff this past weekend and
I wanted to, um, let you kind oftalk about the weekend, dude,
and I appreciated your helpanytime, is it cool that you're

(09:18):
on the podcast?
Yeah, awesome dude.
Hey, so tell.
I want you to tell John and thelisteners what I used to do
when you stayed over at myapartment back in the day.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
Yeah, I was playing some video games and you stick
your damn dick out in front ofme.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Danny, dude, you say it the best, bro, but like how
long have we been friends, dude?

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Since 95.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, since about 12, 13 years old dude and I was
telling John about your Wayne'sWorld reference when we were
cruising and stuff, Do youremember?
Zay, zay, you got it dude,right off the rip dude.
But no, I really appreciatedyour help and everything this
weekend.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
He helped you DJ this weekend too he did?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
He helped me set up, he helped me tear down, he
stayed in the hotel with me.
He didn't whip your dick outdid you.
No.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
No, hanky-panky was going on.
No, hanky was going on.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, Hanky Panky.
Steven commented on my post wedon't want any little daddies
running around.
Oh man, dude.
Yeah, we had fun though, hey.
So Friday, remember at the poolparty, how much fucking hot ass

(10:45):
was there A lot.
Yeah, yeah, hell, yeah, yeah,dude, that was it.
There was a lot, there was alot of them there.
Yeah, I was telling, uh,jealous, yeah, oh, dude, it was.
Oh, my god, dude, it's likeburned in my mind the fucking.
There's some girl there thatwas blonde and she had a black.
She she was tan blonde, had ablack fucking bikini on, with

(11:07):
the fucking shit riding right upher ass.
Crack, yeah.
A perfect ass dude.
Oh yeah, dan's like.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
There were several of them there.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, fuck.
Yeah, dude, I'm glad we weresitting down right, buddy, yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Jay should have whipped his dick out for them.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Why are you going to do it?
No, no, they wouldn't beimpressed, not with that little
thing.
That's why I'm glad I'm married.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
They probably point at it and laugh at it.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Probably Hell.
I point at it and laugh at itin the mirror and then I
remember it's me right there.
So what, what you've been up to, what Hell.
I point at it and laugh at itin the mirror and then I
remember it's me right there, sowhat you been up to.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
What you been doing since then, dude Um nothing much
.
I was drinking a can of JackDaniels and Coca-Cola.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh, nice dude, that sounds good.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Got it, cokers Hell yeah, cool man, nice, they have
Jack and Coke in cans.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
He's like, yeah, where have you been?
I didn't know that they havethem at.
Preppers oh okay, add it toyour checklist.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
And there's another pack.
It has Cherry.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Coke Jack and Coke and vanilla.
Okay, oh, it's like a variety.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
Variety, yeah, nice yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Variety, yeah, nice yeah variety is the spice of
life, nice yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
And the four can.
I got for around $12.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
The other one was around $17.
So, dude, do you rememberanything from the campgrounds
that maybe you could tell ourlisteners?
That maybe I did, or that maybetalk about some of the stuff
that we used to do when we werecamping?

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yeah, it was pretty nice campgrounds.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It was yeah, but I'm talking about when we were
younger dude.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Yeah, I kind of made a joke on me once in a while.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, we always did, but you always asked for it,
dude, yeah, you did, didn't you?
Yes, you did, buddy, because,just like this weekend, man Nah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'swhat friends do, right?

(13:20):
Yeah, yeah, we had a lot ofblast.
Man had a lot of fun, dude,back in the day, do you remember
me fucking in all the shelterhouses out there?

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yeah, yeah, man.
I found the one time where youand your ex-girlfriend was at
that one time.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (13:40):
On the curb by the ballroom the curb by the
ballroom.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh yeah, dude.
Oh fuck, I forgot about that.
Holy shit, I forgot about that.
Yeah, dude, I did stuff on theplayground equipment out there.
Jesus, dude, Dude, there wasnothing that didn't have my nuts
on it.
Dude out of Meadowbrook, dude.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Oh, like back in the trails.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Back in the trails, pat's camper, who oh like back
in the trails, back in thetrails, pat's camper, who was?

Speaker 5 (14:07):
who was the ex-girlfriend?
Uh, amy.
Okay, I was going to say Amy,but I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh, dude.
And then after that I fuckingSarah was everywhere, dude.
I was getting BJ's on thefucking picnic tables from Sarah
and fucking finger banging heron her parents' porch and
fucking her in the back of thecamper.
And you're in hers, hers.
And now I was fingering in her.
I fingered her in mine too,dude, and then I fucking ate her
pussy in the in the fuckingbathrooms back there.

(14:34):
I laid her, I laid a shirt down, let her lay there and I
fucking ate her you're a classyguy, oh dude class.
I'm gonna say this straight up,and I know John's gonna get
turned on cause it's his cousin.
Oh, I'm going to say thisstraight up, and I know John's
going to get turned on becauseit's his cousin.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
I'm already moist.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Dude, this is great Dude, best Dude.
Her pussy, like after eatingthe bad fish I had from the
previous times, eating Sarah'spussy, was like oh my God, this
is what it's supposed to be thisis amazing.
This is amazing.
There's no stink.
It tastes good.
This is what breakfast'ssupposed to be.
This is amazing.
There's no stink.
It tastes good.

(15:07):
This is what breakfasts aremade of.
This is a pussy right here, dad.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Oh my God, breakfast of champions.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, there, yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, dude.
Thank you, danny.
Did you all like?
I remember, like you almost didstuff with with that one chick
man?
How far did you get with herdude?

Speaker 7 (15:25):
With Rhonda.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
Probably second base maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
What was second base?
Was that just feeling her titsor finger banging her?
What was it?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Was she touching your dingus?
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Nice dude hey.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Man, man, we need that applause thing.
That would have been awesome.
Dude right there.
Yeah, all right, dude, danny,dude, oh well, dude, I'm gonna
let you get back to your stuff.
Dude, thank you for letting usinterview you tonight.
Dude, thank you again forhelping this weekend.
Dude, it was awesome hangingout with you.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Anytime.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
And Greg keeps on keeping to himself.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I'm reaching across the table right now, wanting to
touch his dick.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Luckily there's a fucking filing cabinet thing
right here blocking my cock sohe can't touch it.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
I think it's opening right now.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
There's holes in the back.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
And make sure he doesn't whack off later.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Whack off later, yeah , later, yeah.
Well, I make no guarantees, ohduring.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
I make no guarantees okay, so.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
so, while danny's on the phone and he just talked
about whacking off which isawesome anyway, dude I went to
nate's to get my haircutsaturday morning.
Yeah, nate tells me that thenew lingo these days is whacking
off, is called gooning.
Yeah, gooning Yep.
And then he goes if you whackoff, you're a gooner, you're a

(16:52):
gooner.
I said, no, I'm not, I'm agoonie, a goonie, hey, you guys.
And we never die.
Goonies never die.
I love it.
So, danny, you got anything youwant to say to our listeners or
anything Not really Okay?
Well, fuck, everybody, rightFuck them, fuck the listeners.
Fuck them motherfuckers, dude.
Fuck goddamn sauerkraut-eatingbastards.

(17:14):
No, I'm just kidding.
All right, buddy.
Well, hey, dude, I'm going tolet you go.
Dude, thank you for, like Isaid, doing the podcast.
We'll get together again soon.
I do have some gigs going outthat way, so maybe I can have
you help me again.
All right, All right, buddy.
All right.
Well, tell mom and dad I saidhey, and you guys and you have a

(17:35):
wonderful night, bud.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
All right, you guys don't have too much fun.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
We'll try not to bud.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
We'll see you, jonathan.
Bye, see you All right, bye,buddy, bye.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
All right, that was my buddy Danny.
All right, that was my buddydanny.
Um, like I said, the main, thethe main, like inspiration for
tim, and I don't, like I justwant to say this straight up,
dude, you know I don't do it.
I don't do it to make fun of it.
yeah, we don't mean that it'sjust a character, um, that
people enjoyed, and well, I meanhow people, even there for a

(18:07):
while, hired us to fucking dotheir commercials with him.
That's true, yeah, and I knowwe've talked about Dan, but now
you actually get to hear him.
Dan's a very he's a very gooddude, very giving dude.
You don't have to worry aboutwhat's on his mind because he

(18:29):
does not fucking hide it at all.
So, um, we ran into a lot ofladies over the weekend and he
was like man, she, he prettygood looking, and I'm like, I'm
like, dude, say something.
You know, like I told him, I'mlike, dude, say something, bro.
And and he's like I said, theone thing that you learn as you

(18:52):
get older and what's crazy is meand John are married, so we
don't really have to fuckingworry about it.
But if I wasn't married, like,say, something happened between
me and my wife and I wasn'tmarried and where I was out on
the dating scene again, ask,just ask a woman, ask them out,
who gives a shit?
The worst they can say is no.
Yeah them out who gives a shit.
The worst they can say is no.
Yeah, that's one thing I'd liketo tell 15 year old me.

(19:12):
Ask them, ask, just ask.
The worst they're gonna tellyou is no, you know like, it's
not.
They're not gonna fucking likechew your ass out.
Yeah, it might be embarrassingif they tell you know who gives
a shit.
Fucking like.
As you get older, all thatstuff goes to the wayside.
Now you say whatever the fuckyou want, that's what it is.

(19:34):
You're getting older.
I love getting older, to thefact that I don't really have a
lot of censorship anymore.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
I just say what I want you know, what's crazy is
that for us older people like we, we wouldn't give a shit.
But you know, younger men likeyou are really afraid, or that's
a thing we did.
We had that, yeah, and it'seven more so now in a social,
digital age you don't knowwhether they got a dick in them
pants.
Well, that and it's a.
It's a.

(20:00):
Not only is it afraid of beingrejected, but a lot of girls
will like, fucking put thatinteraction on social media and
just humiliate these people.
So it's like, oh my god, you'reasking me and you know what's
crazy and that just deterspeople from fucking one we were
scared back in the day and thatwas just hearsay.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
It was like, yeah you , you'd be part of a gossip
chain, you find out right andyou just be like what, you know
that it'll pass.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
But like this nowadays is like women and girls
will just like sit there andjust berate men for even
approaching them, and it's likethen they record it and then
they put it on their fuckingsocials, on tiktok and snap, and
then they wonder why they can'tfind decent dudes see, and
that's why I love watching thewhatever podcast I don't know if

(20:47):
you ever have.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I've heard of it, yeah, yeah, where the guy like
he's got a beard and shit andhe's asking these women oh yeah,
women, the one.
I love watching the whateverpodcast I don't know if you ever
have I've heard of it, yeah,yeah, where the guy like he's
got a beard and shit and he'sasking these women oh yeah.
The one guy is like Andrew.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah, the one guy is like well, you're sitting there
selling your find a little likea little snips.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I watch that shit all the time yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Because he puts do he puts these only fans, girls on
fucking blast and these entitledfucking of girls who think
they're.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
You know it's like all you provide is your pussy
and you don't bring anything tothe table and his wife his wife
actually backs him up and shitright and he's got good points
and it's like sometimes I thinkhe goes a little far sometimes,
but for the most part I thinkhe's right.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
The guy who moderates it is right on the money with a
lot of the shit oh, the guythat's behind the laptop.
Yeah, that guy who moderates itis right on the money with a
lot of the shit oh, the guythat's behind the laptop and
shit.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, yeah, that guy Andrew is more hardcore.
He's hardcore.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
He's way on the one side, Dude he was hitting Nala
Ray up.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Did you see that?
Uh-uh Okay.
Do you know who Nala Ray is?
I think so.
She's the ooh-woo, oh, ooh-woo,and she used to be an OnlyFans
porn actress.
She was heavy into porn, made alot of money, but now she's a
reformed OnlyFans girl thatturned Christian.
She went on that show and Ithink she went on that show

(21:59):
expecting them to be like goodfor you, but Andrew tore her ass
apart.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Dude, if you want to, that's a good one.
I want to see that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Whatever, podcast with Nala Ray and andrew nala
ray is it nala?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
yeah yeah, well, the first versus nala's husband
heated debate on feminism.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Yeah, I love this I think that, uh, christianity is
inundated with feminist andfeminist ideology, and I have a
huge amount of proof thatfeminists use massive
corporations in order to fundtheir infiltration into
Christian churches.
They actually allocate a hugeamount of funding for this.

(22:41):
So why?
You see LGBTQ pastors, etcetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I don't think you woulddisagree that that's true.
The two points of contentionthat I had with Nala this
evening was because of thisfeminist invasion.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
you also see she's all the way to the right she's
right to the right.
That's her husband right there.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Rather than coming to the religion and the faith
itself from a form of humilityand repentance and trying to
come to the faith the correctway, instead they're
infiltrating and using it as ashield from any form of
criticism.
So that was the firstcontention that we had.
And then the second contentionthat we had was over the idea of

(23:26):
submission.
What submission means?
She thought that because I saidthat the man has not only the
last say, but doesn't actuallyneed to make justifications to
his wife or significant other,that that somehow equated to
slavery.
And so, yeah, I wanted yourtakes on both those things.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
So I would definitely agree with you just
on the fact that you know,church has definitely been more
watered down, that's I mean youhave one side of the religious
Christians who don't actuallyhave a relationship with God but
point fingers at all the peoplewho do have a relationship with
God.
And also a big part of that isit's so quick for them to point

(24:03):
out somebody else's sin butrather justify their own sin.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
And then also within that.
I also go down to that oneright there.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Yeah someone donated two hundred dollars bs.
Do not talk about fruits of thespirit if you did not give back
all of that money.

Speaker 11 (24:23):
Can I please talk on ?

Speaker 9 (24:24):
this wait.
Do you still have question?
Really quick do you?
Still have someone.
Thank you for the tts.
Do you still have yourlamborghini?

Speaker 11 (24:32):
no, I don't.
I sold everything.
I sold my house, I sold my car,I sold all the designer things
I had if you wanted to throw thelambo my way, I'll take a lambo
I will also take a lambo forfree on this topic, so many
people arelike you're not christian unless
you give back all the money.
Let me break down the money foryou.
So, number one, I was living inCalifornia while I was making

(24:54):
this money.
California is ridiculouslyinsane.
Onlyfans takes what 20%.
Onlyfans takes 25% of what youmake Are you shitting me.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Onlyfans takes a quarter of what you fucking make
.
That's insane.
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
And you know what's crazy is?
These women are bringing home50, 60, 100 000 a month.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
This site is making money, hand over fist for what?
Doing nothing?
Providing a platform now?

Speaker 11 (25:20):
well, I won't say that, I won't say anything
didn't matter how much of what Imade my gross income that got.
So my gross income got taxed 25, so 25 of that got taken out.
Then the tax I pay incalifornia, then the creator
people that I was with took 50.

(25:42):
The agency took 50 of what Imade.
So you're left with all of that, whatever's left out of all of
that taxed.
It's not like I just got $9million.
All of that got taxed threeways and then whatever was left
got sent to me.
So, and no, you do not.
You are not required.
In nowhere in the Bible does itsay so.

(26:02):
There was this one man thatJesus told the soul sell all his
belongings to and follow him.
There was one man that is not astipulation for all Christians
to sell everything that you haveand then go follow Christ.
If Christ told me to selleverything which I've already
sold everything and follow him,I will.
However, giving up all yourmoney is not a requirement to be
able to.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
I think people are missing the point of that
parable of selling yourpossessions.
To follow Christ, it's tocleanse yourself of any material
possession.
So you have a clear mind as you.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'll stick with a cloudy mind and keep all my shit
Me too.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Follow Christ.
So if you're not a Christian oryou are a Christian and you're
saying this, you need to getthat out of your head, Because
if God specifically told me,like reached out and told me you
know what you need to behomeless in order to follow me,
because if that was true, thenthe clergy, you know, would be
fucking broken shit too.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
But you're seeing fucking like Joel Osteen and a
bunch of other fucking.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
I can't stand any of those guys yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
But look how rich they are, right and shit dude,
pretty much yeah.
The gemstones dude, yep, thegemstones dude.
Where's the part?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
where, like Andrew, lays into her God, it's not.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Dude, she must be on a couple of these.
She used to be on the old.

Speaker 11 (27:23):
Like she was on there when she was born, Selling
about did I not just admit thatlike, yeah, what do you have a
problem with?

Speaker 6 (27:31):
any, but by any metric.
That's prostitution.
What are you?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 11 (27:35):
okay, but like by standards, prostitution is
literally standing on the road,getting cars and having sex.
What is a prostitute.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Is it not a prostitute?

Speaker 11 (27:46):
where are you, bro, in your?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
mind, that's.
That's that's called hooking,because you're trying to hook
somebody to be a John.
No, stop bro.
Yeah, what is a prostitute?

Speaker 11 (27:57):
A prostitute is someone who goes and stands on
the side of the road, gets intosomebody's car and has sex for
money.
That is called a prostitute.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
I paid for her time.
I paid for her time and nothingelse.
Whatever happens is between twoconsenting adults.
I paid for her time and nothingelse.
Whatever happens is between twoconsenting adults.
I paid for her to leave.
Well, we got breakfast.
I scrambled those eggs,scrambled them eggs.
Yeah, sometimes Andrew reallygoes ham.

(28:27):
Just speaking of people who saythey're like convert, like they
convert to Christianity becausethey used to do just to be what
about that big fat chick man?
I was just gonna bring her updude you should bring her up,
the one where she's like well, Ilike what they want.

(28:48):
Like they want a man who makesa million dollars and a six foot
two job with a slut orsomething Is it.
I know what they call her.
No way Her name.
Is that what they called her?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I don't know, I can't remember dude Like the big
chick and everybody goes.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Andrew goes.
So you're trying to tell meyou're overweight, lives with
your mom, you're looking for aman.
She goes.
Oh yeah, call me fat, becauseyou're missing the fucking point
of what I'm trying to say.
You're you're singling out the0.001 percent of men I don't
know if that's, she's one ofthem, but that's not the same

(29:27):
one oh, listen, right here she'sone of them, but that's not the
same one.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh, this is it right here.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
Rate yourself a 10.
Ask everyone to rate themselveson the scale of 1 to 10.
So let's do that 10.
Kiko.
Okay, we'll start with you.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
Go ahead 10.
A fat fucking 10.
A fat fucking 10?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
a fat you know, what I love is when they did the.
Do you ever see the voiceover?
Like fucking, they put job ofthe hud's fucking voice over her
when she yes yeah, yes, I'veseen that clip.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
I think, oh jobe, dude, the comet, the top comet
is yeah, she's a 10 on theRichter scale.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
That's fucking horrible man.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Well, dude, that is fucking delusional.
Dude.
You look like Jack Blackplaying the fatties from Tropic
Thunder.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Dude.
She reminds me of oh, morebeans.
Hey guys, I'm ready to fuck.
Oh my God, you want me on top.
You better make me curve.
No, I'll be on top.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
You better make me cover.
No, I'll be on top.
By the way, I watched thatMickey Mouse one dude the other
night.
What South Park?
Ha ha Ha ha Dude.
I showed Billy yesterday afterwe got done walking.
We were on the way home.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
What does he hear about powder rings, powder rings
, ha ha.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
And like every time, every second, he does that ha,
ha, ha ha and like every time,every second he does that?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Listen here, little girl Jadie's getting wet.
I make money.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
That makes us look bad.
That makes us look bad.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Dude, I fucking love it.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
That's one of my favorite modern episodes.
In the last like 5-6 yearsthere was another one I like
Butters Bottom Bitch.
Butters Bottom Bitch is so good.
Is that another one wherebutter's bottom bitch, butter's
bottom bitch is so good?
Is that the one where he giveskisses away?
Or, yeah, he becomes a pro, orit comes a pimp pimp that's one
of the best I'm saying you don'tknow what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, and then the fucking undercover cop goes
through with all the sex yeahhe's supposed to bust him before
that, but he goes through withhim, and then he's like you to
bust him before that, but hegoes through with him.
And then he's like you'rearrested for braxadooshy.
He's like let me grab a napkinover here, I'll freeze.
Steve does it so well.
Man, steve fucking quotes it sowell.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
We got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
And we'll be right back.
And yeah, you're going to enjoythe soothing sounds of the
Beatles.
Yeah, you're going to enjoy thesoothing sounds of the Beatles.
Cheerio Chops.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Cheerio, I'm only asking for a few touches, all
right me.
Penis, oh yeah, when we'renaked, I think you'll understand
.
Oh yeah, when we make it, whydon't you use your hand?
I want you to use your hand,won't you just use your hand?

(32:20):
Oh, say to me, you wanna touchmy little man?
Oh yes, when you breathe, youmake him fucking stand.
I want you to use your hand.
Won't you just use your hand?

(32:42):
And when you touch it with yourfinger tips, then I don't need
you to use your delectablelittle lips and your hips, just

(33:04):
touch on my tip.
Oh yeah, there is something Idon't you understand.
Oh yeah, there is something Ithink you comprehend.
Why don't you use your hand?
Fuck it, just use your hand,and when you touch it, it will

(33:28):
rise to the occasion.
All I need is to give you.
When you touch it, it will riseto the occasion.
All I need is to give you thatsimple persuasion, invasion and
PlayStation.
Oh yeah, let me something.

(33:49):
You got me feeling all hard.
Oh yeah, let me something.
You got me feeling all hard.
Oh yeah, tell me something.
I want to pull that card.
Why don't you use your hand?
I want you to use your hand.
Why don't you use your goddamnmotherfucking hands?

(34:10):
Thank you for touching mebloody balls.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the BestFreakin' Podcast.
It's Every Day with John andJay baby.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Listen, you don't keep listening.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
I'm coming over to your house and licking your
wife's asshole sticking mytongue up on the dirt button you
got that motherfucker, nowcheck it out we are back.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
what's up all the way from london?
Oh you killer tofu.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
So I can't breathe, I can't breathe, I can't breathe,
let it be, but I can't breathe.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Yeah, I'm going to kick your butt.
Oh, I know what I was going toask All right founders, I'm
ready to fuck All right founders, I'm ready to fuck Question
Fenders, I'm ready to fuck.
Question.
Have you played the new NCAAfootball?
Is that out yet?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
What's today?
Today is the 7th or 8th.
It came out yesterday,yesterday.
It came out yesterday forthree-day early release for the.
Mvp holders oh okay.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Technically, thursday is when my copy okay, I didn't
know if this was like everybodycould play it yet, or is it just
like early release, but I'm notgoing to be able to go get it
until fucking saturday or so Idecided to look because I'm I'm
big on presentation in this game.
It's a huge thing to me, and Idecided to look up ohio state's
presentation did they changeanything or is it a little same?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
it's it's.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
They didn't change a whole lot.
Come on, man, um, you want me,just you want me.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, let's watch.
Okay, I don't know if you wantme to spoil it or yes, I am.
Ah Buckeye curious.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
So there's a couple of them One's for like a night
game, one's for like Let me see.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
What's this one?
So I'll just play this one.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh, the first game of the year's gonna be a tough
game that's gonna suck I mean,isn't?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
archie manning fucking starting yeah, well dude
he rung his bell in that, inthat fucking semi-final game
okay, I will say this.
I will say this off the rip I.
I do like.
I like the animations and theand the um.
I like the presentation of.
I like the presentation of theteam select.

(36:55):
I think that's pretty good.
I think that's an upgrade overlast year.

Speaker 12 (37:01):
Here we go Texas versus Ohio State, a rematch of
that Cotton Bowl semifinal.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
I get it.
I understand that they can'tgive attention to detail, to
everything, but that looks likefucking horse shit.
Am I the only person whofucking hates the way the Ohio
State band and fucking drummajor looks?
He looks like he's wearing asweatshirt and it's the same

(37:28):
shit from last year.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I get it.
He borrowed it from one of thecheerleaders dude.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Am I?
I think it is the same fucking.
It's the same goddamn texture.
It's not.
But am I the only person whofucking hates this?
It, it's dog shit.
It looks horrible.
Listen, if you're going tofeature the ohio state marching
band like that now, if they werejust kind of in the background
and the team kind of ran through, I could give you a pass.

(37:53):
But it's an integral part ofOhio State's presentation
pregame and it looks like that.
That looks horrible.
I fucking hate it.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I like them coming through the tunnel.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
I will say this this is a good improvement.
The lighting.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Dude, we actually were in that tunnel.
Yeah, we were, and it shows thetunnel.
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
This is good.
This looks good.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
The lighting looks really good Because compared to
when they came out last year.
Yeah, oh dude, oh dude, yeah, Ilike that too.
Look at those chuds.
Yeah, but look how good itlooks.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yeah, it looks good, like the lighting and the.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
They're doing the OHIO animations.
Yeah, they're doing that.
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 12 (38:37):
Okay that's good.
So you got Ryan Day.
It looks like fucking Ryan Day.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
It's supposed to be Ryan Day, so they actually
licensed the coaches.
I think they got like 50coaches To give their likeness
to the game, so ryan day is oneof them we'll be able to tell
which ones weren't as we'll see,the number one team of the
country so those are the badduties.
Like, if it didn't have thatfucking logo in the center of it

(39:07):
, I don't think I would havehated the band as much as I do
hate the drum major.
I could actually look past theband because I mean, like I said
, I get it.
They can't sit there and giveattention to detail to
everything.
But in my defense it's that ifyou're gonna feature the script
ohio and the marching in the inthe major, you got to put a

(39:31):
little more effort into thatshit.
Fucking Michigan gets.
You know all that.
You know.
Michigan's band doesn't lookthat bad, so I wouldn't look at
their stuff too.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I do like that.
That looks awesome.
Oh, and I will give okay.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
So the sounds in this game are really good, because
I'm watching some gameplay, likethe dynamic sounds are really
good and I will give EA creditthey got and I'll show you that
here in a second.
They got Ohio State's firstdown like marching band sound,
correct that?

(40:35):
Da da da da da da da da da dada da da, da, da, da, da, da, da
, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da, da da da da, da,
da da, da da da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
, da da.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Supposed to be.
It's technically like the onewhere they get like a tackle for
a loss or a sack, but they'reusing it for the third down
sound.
I could forgive that, becauseit's what's that one dude?
Um, it's like the dead dead,dead, dead, dead, dead dead dead
, dead, dead dead.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
It's like the.
Uh.
Oh yeah, that's technicallywhat they use for like tackles
for losses and and sacks, but Ican forgive it, so it's okay.
Oh, there's one more thing.

(41:04):
Like when the fight song plays,they did add this, which I
thought was a nice touch.

Speaker 12 (41:08):
See if I can right team can Ranked team the Ohio
State Buckeyes.
So, listen NBA Sports CollegeFootball.
I'm Chris Fowler here with KirkHerbstreit.
Let's get this thing underway.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
That's fucking good.
That's awesome.
They put that they went Ohio.
So during the I didn't evencatch that the first time, yeah.

Speaker 12 (41:34):
On the defense and stings.
So the offense comes up now infirst down thanks to that costly
penalty from the shotgun.
It's a handoff.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I wonder how the kicking is so.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
they got the first down sound.
They got that good so.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
I was like oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
So they put a little bit more into it.
The way I look at it is it'sonly up from here.
You know they're gonna keepmaking things, hopefully like
making upgrades am I nitpickingabso-fucking-lutely like that
bad shit?

Speaker 5 (42:18):
is that considered nitpicking?
Well, I think the reason isbecause because we.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
It's the number one team that we follow.
Yeah, it is.
It is like no joke.
Like john, look around the roomthere's ohio, state ohio state,
ohio state, ohio state.
Your whole fucking roomspainted ohio state.
I mean, we're we're ohio statefans and my hell, my business is
based off of ohio state colors.
So, um, I used to not buy shoesunless they were ohio state

(42:46):
colors.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Dude I do look to that.
Um, let me talk about thescoreboard.
Looks really good like thescoreboard they got down here.
That looks really good.
The the lighting the lightingin the game looks really.
They said it's true timelighting.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, like the shadows.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Like the shadows will fall.
I noticed that in one gameplayI was watching and I noticed
like the shadows would kind oflike you know.
I was like okay, that's kind ofcool.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
They got true to the time lighting, yeah, that's so
as the game progresses, itdoesn't stay the same right that
is amazing.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
I noticed the shadows kind of creep in at certain
points in the game, depending onwhat time you start the game.
That's, that's a cool littlefeature.
I like that.
Um, everything looks Honestly.
The defense looks better.
Remember how like there wasabsolutely no defense In last
year's game.
The defense looks a little bitbetter, looks a little bit more

(43:39):
coherent.
I think the defense looks alittle bit more coherent.
The game looks like it plays alittle slower, which I actually
kind of don't mind, so that waydefenses Can kind of like get it
shit together.
So it's like playing defensewas just out of the question in
this in last year's game.
But um it, if I could make arequest for next season, sister,

(44:00):
adding you know more soundsthey need to do hang on sloopy
between the third and fourthquarters.
That's what my wish list is fornext year.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
That and work on the uniforms yeah, the uniforms.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
they need to get those a little better, dude, if
they can at least get the drummajor to fucking white.
Listen, I would be okay if theyjust took the logos off, like
they just took the Ohio Statelogo off.
It just had just the colors,like the red and the white top
with the pants.
That's okay, I can forgive that, and even the band pants,

(44:33):
that's okay, I can forgive that.
It even the bad.
Just get rid of the logo,because that's to me, that's
what triggers me, it's justhaving that fucking logo just
slapped.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
You know it'd be a lot better if it was just a leaf
.
I would take something likethat, something subtle something
subtle is the ohio state logois just generic, though.
I just don't like it.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
I mean, it's over, it's all over everything though
it, but in no way, shape or form, does ohio state have the logo
anywhere on their fucking unis,on the ohio state marching bands
uniforms, and it's like you.
They slap it right on theirfucking chest.
It's just like come on.
So I don't know if you've seenthis, though, though.

(45:07):
So Metallica let their songEnter Sandman for the Gamecocks,
and they have that in the gamenow, and it's fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Really, yeah, let's see that.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Dude, it's sweet as fuck dude.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
So, metallica, let them use it, yeah, yeah oh,
that's not south carolinavirginia tech.

(45:45):
I don't know what else they get.
Virginia tech college football26 virginia v-i-R, v-i-r.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Virgin with I Virgin Tech.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I spelled it wrong still.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh, there you go Right.
There it is the top one, thetop one.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
This is the road to glory mode.
This is like the first personmode.
Let me find the actual in-gameone.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
That's all so good I could just play as Virginia Tech
just for this.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I love the Hokies dude.
I used to play with them allthe time.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
I don't they were some of the best hit-sticking
ever Virginia Tech Hokies.
Along with David Pollock andJesse Palmer, I'm Reese Davis
with another presentation of EASports College football.
Let's take a step back andenjoy.
Enter Sandman.
It's fucking dope.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I like how it sounds like it's in the stadium too
right.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Oh, they're booing the fuck out of him.
Isn't that awesome dude?
Fucking crowd singing it.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Dude, that's badass.
I got chills, dude, that gaveme fucking chills.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
I just want to play as Virginia Tech dude Just for
that alone, and I'll watch thatevery time I play, because that
that is perfect button and skipit that's perfect.
I mean you'd watch it once aday.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I mean are you gonna, no, I probably wouldn't, I'd
watch it like for big games likesay like it gets a rival like
dude.
Take virginia tech to thefucking.
Yeah, it gets virginia orsomething, title or yeah I would
.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
I'm gonna play that every time we're gonna play home
.
If you got a home playoff game,yeah, I'm going to play that.
But if it's just like a daygame against the Citadel.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
That's what I used to do.
I used to change uniforms.
I'd change them to the allblack fucking Buckeye uniforms.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
So like Virginia Tech .
That was perfect to me, so if Iwas a Virginia Tech fan, I'd be
very happy with that.
There was another licensed um.
There's another uh, uh licensedsong for a team and I can't
remember.
I think it was for Darude,darude, sandstorm, darude, uh
yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da-da-da,da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Oh yeah, I think it is South Carolina, because I
think they use that playstationplaystation, playstation play up

(49:56):
, it is south carolina gameteammates look to them.

Speaker 12 (50:04):
Coaches are counting coverage team.
They bring them back as theyget set for this matchup here
tonight oh no, they.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
They use the Ric Flair thing, I don't know what
it says.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
South Carolina Gamecocks use it.
Yeah, it says South CarolinaGamecocks college football team
uses Sandstorm as a pregame andin-game hype song.

Speaker 12 (50:40):
There it is.
The Gamecocks will kick thisteam to start us off.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Okay.
Yeah, I played it a little bit,a little bit, but yeah, that's
just a small sampling of some ofthe shit they put in this
year's game.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
So that's why I last year, I think I was more upset
with things, because they'relike yeah, we measured the exact
measurement of the fuckingGator head in Florida.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
But I'm just jealous Because you know Penn State got
the fucking.
You know current craft, whoa.
And I was like, oh, that looksawesome.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
And I'm so jealous On ours.
They did the OHIO yeah.
It was OHIO.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
I mean, I guess Ohio State's more steeped in kind of
tradition, which you know iscool, but it's like I don't know
.
I get jealous of like VirginiaTech having Edder Sandman and
shit.
By the way, metallica was justin, I think, blacksburg and they
played that as their last songfor the stadium.

(51:39):
It was actually pretty cool too.
I saw Ozzy.
No, not for Ozzy, no, I sawOzzy.
Oh yeah, ozzy's last show.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
People are like it's the last time you'll ever play
Mama.
I'm coming home.
It's not dead yet.
Close.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Thank you so much.
Metallica appreciates you.
Thank you, good night.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Like well, did we forget?
We always do that, Did we?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
forget something.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Only the most popular fucking song you ever made.
I said good night.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
I said goodnight.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
It'd be funny if he actually did leave.
I'd laugh my ass off.
But y'all missing something,something.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
I think we're missing something.
Yes, let's go, let's go, let'sgo, let's go.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Oh, that's Lars, he doesn't like this.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Yeah, lars is getting pissed.
I'm playing this Napster allover again.
It's cool, like college kidsare still like.

(53:42):
That just keeps metallica alive, I suppose.
But dude, there's what's up.
I don't know if you saw this ornot.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I got music, by the way.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Real quick Speaking of Jason Momoa.
Did you see him moshing atOzzy's last show?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
No, Dude, you need to watch that fucking movie.
I'm not kidding.
His comedy chops are fuckinggreat.
I love it.
Dude, I have more respect forhim after watching Minecraft
than I ever did before.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Well, welcome back to the beginning.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
He wouldn't have realized it too much.
I don't want to hear you Shutup, asshole.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Hello Jason Momoa.
What a beast.
I have so much more respect forthis dude.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
It's funny, we were talking about him last week.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Dude, I love this guy .
Dude, I love this guy justskipping around, because he's
just a big, fucking monster hehad security with him.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
But dude, they got like fucking law.
I saw a longer why was ozzy oz.
I saw him in a longer clip where, uh, he went down for pantera,
set into the crowd and he hadtwo.
Like I guess they're secure.
They look like kids follow him.
Like who's gonna do securityfor jason bebeau?
Like the dude isn't, he has hisown security.
Like he is, he has his ownsecurity.
But I thought we were talkingabout jason bebeau last week.

(55:22):
I'm like dude, I gotta bringthat up on the podcast.
Listen.
If I didn't like this guybefore, this guy just went up
like 10 notches in my I agree,100% Okay.
This dude is the coolestmotherfucker ever I watched.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Minecraft and I loved him then and now like I love it
here.
Before I didn't give a shit.
He's Aquaman.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Whatever Fucking get lost, right, but dude, now like
watching him do this.
And then Minecraft, awesome,right.
All right, got some bands tocheck out um.
First one is called pale faceswiss I've heard of these guys
have you really yes?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
I remember them being good, if I remember correctly
these guys are fucking nasty,bro.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I don't really have a song to choose from, so it's
whatever you want flashinglights.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
I'd like to see these guys live.
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
It's like Billy Idol on fucking crack.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
It does.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
That reminds me of the video from Slaughter to
Prevail no.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Or no Suicide, Silence.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Suicide Silence yeah.
Where they're getting shot yeah, I love that video.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
You only live once.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
All right, my instinct is to turn this up, but
I can't turn it up.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
Shut the fuck up, that's nasty.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
That is sick.
Oh, they even slowed it downeven more.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
That is stanky.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Fucking gritty dude.
Oh my god, no way he's throwingup.
They love fucking teasing thisshit, man.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Give it to me, baby, in this shit, man, Give it to me
baby, Please don't hurt me.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
This one.
You can't get any harder dude.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
My face is stuck in steak mode.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
I love that.
I love it when Joe does thatshit, that fucking nasty choppy
shit.
I wish we'd do it more.
Just chonky.
I tried to talk him into itwhen we were practicing and shit
.
I'm like dude, I love that.
Then he keeps going to theother stuff.

(59:09):
I'm like, no, I love that.
Then he keeps going to theother stuff.
I'm like, no, that, Go back.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Dude, that was so good.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I've heard these guys before, but I've never liked
this, so this one is a littledifferent.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I don't like this Pretty awesome though it's
called, that's Nathan James,james or it's Nathan James.
I've heard of Nathan James.
Tickets to your downfall andthis is against MGK, because MGK
pissed this guy off.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Uh, this guy has another really good song too.

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
I'm your wound that never heals.
I'm the side effects you feel,but just split you like a pill.
So come a little closer.
I've got something to tell you.
Come here.
You've messed with the wrongmotherfucker.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
So FDK is is gonna get dissed at two different
genres of music this one mightnot ruin his shit, but still
awesome if you test me alone,will you soon be forgiven those

(01:00:55):
suckies on your ass?

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
I know you ain't livin' the blink of an eye.
It's the time to be kissin'.
Better bring a couplebodyguards to your bidding.
Send all your men and you willstill be unnumbered.
Quick fade to the heaven.
It's a permanent slumber.
Maybe better off calling froman unknown number and talking
all your fucking shit whileyou're hiding under the covers.
Who the fuck do you think youare?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
dude.
This is straight up just sayingfuck you, calling you out dude.
That is.
There is nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Nothing about this song, even yeah, I don't know
man, that's fucking awesome,isn't it going after MGK like
low-hanging fruit?
At this point, though, I stilllike it.
Oh, I do too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
You know like yeah, I guess, but I'd like, but MGK
can fucking come after you aswell.
I mean, mgk can spit dude comeafter you as well.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
I mean MGK can spit dude.
This is the song I got on myplaylist.
Oh, I've heard this.

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Silver Surfer, I fucking love this guy, not that
Born from the underground.
Three quick puff, quick puffsup, blow your whole house down.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Call me the hangman.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Yeah, this is a song I've heard of his, so dude, Okay
.
So another thing I didn't talkabout I went to the Pro Football
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Oh yeah, dude, I can't believe we glossed over
that part.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Dude, I'm telling you what Is that the first time
you've ever been there.
I've never been there before.
Oh okay, have you been there?
Have you been there?

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
oh yeah yeah, I kind of figured you would.
Oh yeah, I've been there a fewtimes uh, first time I've ever
been there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Um, what was kind of cool is, dude, we were a half
hour from canton.
I was like I was like dan, dude, let's go to the pro football
hall of fame.
Like it's fucking half houraway.
It's 50 a ticket to do to dothe museum, okay, but well worth
every goddamn penny.
I took shit, tons of pictures.
So, yeah, yeah, um.
So we, you know, we went on the.

(01:03:20):
My favorite part was walkingthrough the bronze heads.
That was the best part.
The bus and stuff.
Yeah, you know what I thought?
What's the first thing youthink of walking into that room?

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Oh fucking, return to Oz.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yes, that's what.
I said I was like Queen Mumbyand they're about to start
screaming yes, jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Oh, stop, stop.
I fucking hate that part.
It's one of the oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
When all the heads start screaming.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Yes, fucking, oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
That's what I thought of when I walked in there.
Yes, 100%, Seeing the heads ofall the greats, like John Madden
and fucking Dan Marino.
I was like ice toners.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
I'll win a Super Bowl .
You gave Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Namath, you did it for.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Namath, he was coming here anyway, I'll win an Emmy
as a broadcaster.
That's the spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
I'm also a Jets fan.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
You're a good devil, Dad.
I'm also a Jets fan.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Which, of course, adam Sandler movie in New York
of course Right right.
But we had a blast thereFucking so many fucking sites to
see.
I don't want to go through themall because just because we,
like you know, we're probablypressing for time, yeah, we are.
Um, then after that, what waskind of cool is my, my uncle, my
godfather, lives.

(01:04:42):
Tori's dad, my cousin Tori,okay, lives in Canton, north
Canton, okay.
So I called him when we got outto the truck and I was like,
hey, what's up, man, you knowlike, um, I'm in canton.
Didn't know what you were up to, didn't know whether you want
to get together.
He's like, yeah, just drinkyour coffee in my house, you
just want to come here.
I was like, yeah, okay, so wego to his house fucking in a

(01:05:03):
cul-de-sac I mean, it's just abeautiful house, okay, three
mercedes-benz in the fuckingdriveway, because he's a retired
fucking surgeon, only only.
But dude, is like his one.
He's like, yeah, this is my toyand my toy is my mustang.
Sure, and sitting next to thisis just like ridiculously
horrible, but his toy is thisfucking mercedes convertible

(01:05:27):
with a hard top and the fuckingtrunk opens and the hard top
slips in and folds down over thewindow and and it folds and all
like, just sleek as fuck, butjust cool.
Didn't get to see him likedriving it or nothing, but went
into his house and dude, this iswhere I gave Danny a little bit
of shit and I'm just like dude,damn dude.

(01:05:47):
When you go to somebody's house, you act a certain way.
You act respectable.
You don't do stuff that youwould do normally at your house.
Danny doesn't have that part totell him.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Doesn't have that part.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
yeah, that like you know.
So we're going through thekitchen and Danny leans on the
counter, his marble countertop.
Like Danny just leans on itlike this, like I'm like, like,
like almost, and I tried to tellsarah to kind of compare,
shallow, how, when his, when helooks back, and you know like
when, when he's sitting with herdad and he looks back and she's

(01:06:21):
bent over on the fucking yeahthat's what danny was doing, um,
not as sexually though.
But I'm like, dude, come on, man, don't do that.
You know it's not your house.
You can't just slum around onshit, dude, you know, act
accordingly.
So, um, but my uncle was reallycool.
Um, we ended up going to a placecalled varieties in north

(01:06:43):
canton.
It's really good actually.
They had a great salad bar.
Reminded me of east of of Eastof Chicago's oh, I love it.
So they had, because they hadchicken noodle soup and they had
cheddar broccoli soup on thesalad bar and they also had
cottage cheese, a bunch of fruit.
Fucking.
Salad was fresh.
It was awesome.
Everything was great.
So many, dude.

(01:07:04):
I've never seen so many saladtoppings to put on your salad in
my life.
But it was an old Denny's thatwent out of business and they
repurposed it as a really goodeatery, but the food was killer.
The salad bar was great, so weended up going there.
My uncle paid for it and thenwe ended up going back, um, back
to his house and hung out for alittle bit, and then we drove

(01:07:26):
home.
But, um, but, dude, it was thehall of fame.
I was so fucking excited to bethere.
I ended up buying a browns hallof fame shirt.
Sweet, I wanted something totake home, sure.
So I got a sports card thing,like so me holding the football,
looking like I'm on a sportscard oh yeah so they do that

(01:07:46):
well 30 fucking dollars spentthere and then bought a brown
shirt and what it does is itsays the Hall of Fame or
whatever.
I think it says like 18 orsomething on the front and it's
all the Browns Hall of Famernames are on the back of the
shirt.
Oh, okay, yeah, and it's inorange brown and shit.
It's really cool, sweet, sweet.

(01:08:13):
And then I bought a couple ofgolf poker Hall of Fame poker
chips so that way I can not useit and just have it, I guess.
But then on our way home I waslike, hey, dan, do you need to
stop anywhere and tip in.
He's like, yeah, can we go toGoodwill?
I was like yeah, let's go.
Went to Goodwill, bought myfucking Sony Bravia $28 TV,
which is beautiful.
That's crazy.
They had that Dude $28.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
TV which is beautiful .

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That's crazy.
They had that Dude.
Did you see my picture of ityesterday?
I don't believe, so Let me seehere.
I'll fucking go, dude, it iscrisp man, that's nice man.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Yeah, I'm watching Minecraft on there yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
So I bought a fire stick and plugged it right in,
you know, and got that ready.
And then I bought a shelf for$15 because I ran out of room
for my albums, oh yeah, sothey've been just sitting on the
table.
So I'm like, oh, I'll buy that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
The shelf is $15.
I saw you're selling yourarcade one-up cabs.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I am.
I got the TMNT one sold, soldthat one already.
Yeah, dude, dude, it works.
Got a modded psp, okay, okay.
And at first he was like, ohman, you know when he, when he,
because he knows I want to buythe psp.
So when he first hit me up Iwas kind of nervous.
I'm like, ah, fuck man, I don'twant to trade for it, I want
money.
You know, like that's what I'mtrying to get.

(01:09:25):
He comes up to me and he goes,hey, would you do 350 plus that
modded psp?
I'm like, fuck yeah, psp is notmodded.
Or 150, 200, yeah, fuck yeah,I'll do that.
He's like, okay, cool, so I'mgonna do, I'm gonna.
He's gonna get the turtles one.
He's already got the stool.
He just don't have the gamesystem.

(01:09:46):
He has the table, oh okay.
So he wanted that.
And I'm like, okay, um, themortal, the street fighter, 2-1,
sarah, my, my assistant manager, her boyfriend, might be
interested in that.
I said, well, 400 bucks, thereyou go.
And then, um the more combat.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
How much were those legacy cabs retail?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
um, I looked them up.
I didn't look up retail.
I didn't pay for them retail.
I paid for them at Level Up.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Well, I mean like, I guess how much are they going
for now?
Yeah, that would be a betterquestion.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Okay, so the MK2 one I'm surprised it's still sitting
there.
The MK2 one is about $600, $700.
Really, yes, wow, that's whatit's going for on eBay, but it's
the Legacy Collection.
Sure, it's not just a MortalKombat, whatever it's got like a
whole bunch of fuckingdifferent games on it, like all
the Mortal Kombats and stufflike that.
But like I never played them,they sat in my fucking room.

(01:10:39):
And whichever ones I don't sell, I'm going to raffle off.
So when I open level up, I'mgoing to fucking put them in
there as a raffle.
So like every ten dollars youspend in the store, dude, you're
gonna get a ticket entered into possibly win one of these
fucking systems.
That's sweet, yeah, so it'sgonna bring a bunch of people.
I don't think I'm gonna have aproblem with getting people in
the store when I start, but tokeep people coming in and, you

(01:11:03):
know, getting the clients getengaged and stuff yeah because
I'm really gonna push that, dude, like I'm gonna push the arcade
, you, dude, like I'm going topush the arcade, you know hell,
dude, I'm hoping to get peoplefrom out of town to be like, hey
, I want to come in here andfucking do that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
So well, we are, we are out of time, so, uh, any
departing words this evening.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Nope, Everybody.
Thank you for listening.
Really appreciate it.
Been talking to Cadence off andon.
Saw them at Walmart Okay,Friday or Saturday I think it
was Saturday before we left townI saw them at Walmart, Gave
Cadence a hug, you know, and sawher mom cruising around on the
old hover thing Okay.

(01:11:43):
So just really cool seeing them.
I snuck up behind her.
Christina stuck my hand rightbeside her face and said hey,
what's up, lady, she goes.
You were about two seconds awayfrom getting punched, dude.
I didn't know who you fuckingwere.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
That's fucking funny.
She was about to hit me, dude.
Yeah, we appreciate everyonewho's been around for 180
episodes those two people areprobably our two, most of the
people.
Yeah, thank you for the threepeople.
I'm not sure if Tony stilllistens or not.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I haven't talked to him in a while, I know he
messaged Dude, when it comes towrestling stuff, I have no idea.
I just let it go.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
Dude, he did that Batista thing with the fireworks
.
I laughed my ass off.
I loved it.
That was fucking sweet.
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I laughed my ass off.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
I'm like get out of there, Terry, Terry back it up,
Terry.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
How many times did we say that when we did our
fireworks?

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Oh my God, which I kind of missed.
Well, you know what I think weshould do.
We can do it next year, weshould, we will.
Hopefully I don't get hired forthe campgrounds thing, because
I rocked the shit out of that.
They're talking about wantingus back there again.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
That's a holler bro, we can make it work.
I don't know If Joe goes awayevery week on the 4th of July,
it all depends on what Joe wantsto do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Well, if he goes away , it's not saying that we can't
take it over yeah, we can't doit Well.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
everybody, we appreciate your listenership and
we'll see you guys next week.
The Judy Fritz MemorialFirewall.
Yeah, I like that We'll see youguys next week.
I'm John Brickman.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
And I'm Jason Scherger, yay.