Just Gonna Read This

Just Gonna Read This

A different kind of podcast. No interviews. No opinions. Very little common sense, or good taste. A podcast untainted by success. What is it?... Show More

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October 9, 2020 25 min

If you listen to this or any episode, send us an email and say hi! Even if you think this is the worst garbage you’ve ever heard, we want to hear from you.

 justgonnareadthis@gmail.com

The Sudden Death of Levi Pinkerton is our very first "true crime" episode. I hang out on IRC and ICQ on Thursdays between 9pm and 11pm, and the people there tell me that true crime is a very popular podcast genre, so I figured I'd throw...

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The dumb little podcast, Just Gonna Read This, is back with the first episode of season 4:

REDACTED: I Fought The Lawyers and The Lawyers Won

Sometimes you just have to give in and admit that your original plan wasn't, in the legal sense, a very good idea.

Got a question? Comment? Hate mail idea? Drop me an email and say hi! I’d love to hear from you.
justgonnareadthis@gmail.com

http://www.justgonnareadthis.ca

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From the makers of Just Gonna Read This comes a new video series, 5 Minutes of Relaxation. Relax and unwind to the reading of random passages from really old books.

Think of it as a brief reprieve from the horrors of the world, and in 2020, we’ve had our fair share.  You can find 5 Minutes of Relaxation on YouTube by following the link below. Subscribe today, and don’t miss your next 5 minutes.

5 Minutes of Relaxation on YouTube

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This special season 3 bonus episode is a cringey reading of the virally retweeted poem, The First Lines of Emails I've Received While Quarantining, by Jessica Salfia, the first live author to be featured!

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Monstrously dumb, the season finale of Just Gonna Read This Season 3 is a measles fever dream breaking at the zoo. 

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The title serves as a warning.

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This episode can best be described as a plea for help.  Alternatively, it is what happens when an astronaut loses consciousness and slowly comes back. Very slowly.  If you listen, say hello at podcast@justgonnareadthis.ca

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Wildly reckless abridged audio book classics, to be enjoyed in the comfort room, washroom, bathroom, water closet, terlet, john, or crapper. Listen all at once during a serious session, or listen in quick bursts spread out over the aftermath of Brenda’s chili.

Find it all and more at www.justgonnareadthis.ca

The absurdity continues on instagram @35mmfinds

This episode is not suitable for children that you care about.


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March 28, 2020 10 min

Have you ever actually read any of the real Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes? Let's just say, I am of the mind that the woman liked the sauce. Have a listen and you tell me.

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This special March 14 episode is a memorial, of sorts, to a dear friend and former bandmate. Yeah, it's a little personal, but sometimes ya just gotta. Not a typical Just Gonna Read This episode, but not a drag either. Join us for the ride and hear sounds that you never ever learned.

Under The Sky Video (1992) https://youtu.be/AJmTvuSrJj8

Tasty Fish - The Way It Goes (1991) https://youtu.be/IdX3oy8n9_U

Find it all and more at http...

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March 4, 2020 23 min

Ever wonder what THE celebrity chef of the 19th Century had to offer? Me neither. Regardless, here is a selection of his best recipes for us working folk. Random (or are they?) selected recipes from A PLAIN COOKERY BOOK FOR THE WORKING CLASSES. BY CHARLES ELMÉ FRANCATELLI. Published in 1852. The most riveting episode yet. Be careful who you share this with. 

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February 17, 2020 9 min

Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast, but would a chicken?

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February 8, 2020 12 min

“It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.
Of course, it's a little embarrassing—when
the principal witness is the corpse!”

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SEASON 3 IS HERE!

New Season - New Music - Same Lame Dude Talking

S3E1: Nearly 1.5 Million Marlon Brandos and The Next Generation is out now!

Visit wwwjustgonnareadthis.ca to listen to every episode and look at a bunch of old 35mm slides I collect that have nothing to do with the podcast!

You can find Just Gonna Read This wherever you get your podcasts, like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, and iHeartRadio.

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My gift to you this holiday season is an awkward reading of the first 3,005 words of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. I make no apologies to Kevin Costner. Stay tuned for Just Gonna Read This: Season 3 in early 2020. www.justgonnareadthis.ca

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November 9, 2019 11 min

The Season 2 finale is here! S2E10 The Gettysburg: A Dress

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November 1, 2019 2 min

No jokes in this one folks. Except that one.

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Without comment.

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October 20, 2019 11 min

Just in time for Halloween, an unexplained and supernatural tale from 1904: The Dead Woman's Photograph. Public domain literature never sounded so...odd. Things rarely are what they seem.

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September 22, 2019 16 min

The first and last chapters of an old book by Hugh Walpole, more Robert Service, two attempts at the same joke, more sketchy recipes, and a trailer, literally a trailer. We're all Friends here.

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