Least Haunted

Least Haunted

Two skeptical dudes (one more so than the other) explore the world of the paranormal through a scientific, comedic, and anthropological lens. From talking mongeese to "haunted" porno theaters and beyond! There is no ghost, hoaxer, or monster safe. The Least Haunted Podcast. "Because the only thing that's haunted is you!"


May 26, 2023 103 mins

Doom descends upon The Least Haunted once more, as a monster straight from the 1980's rears its ugly poorly pupated animatronic head... Tessa and Nicole from The Doom Generation are back! and this time Cody has prepared another "movie" from his childhood. It's not a good movie, but it certainly exists! Learn about how a greeting card company harnessed the full power of Canadian talents to try and sell a toy line. This is the My Pet...

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We've been waiting three years for this. It's finally time to take on one of the Big One's... It's Loch Ness Monster Time! Join us as we dive to the bottom of the Loch and pull the plug on all of the myth and legend. And hear tale of when a young wannabe cryptozoologist (with great hair)faced the monster in 1999. 


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April 28, 2023 103 mins

Season 4 begins with a scream as Dr. Tim King joins us once again. This time he is here to talk with us about La Llorona. Just how old is this legend of a wailing woman in white? We're not quite sure, but we have some ideas. Truthfully, we don't actually talk about La Llorona that much. Instead we dive deep into the centoté of ancient mesoamerican myth and legend, and look for the earliest inspirations for the famous Mexican legend...

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Three years and 76 episodes ago, a little podcast was launched by two friends who knew very little about what they were doing. Now, we still don't know what we are doing, but we have gotten a lot better at faking it! Along the way we have amassed a pretty cluttered and confusing set of show canon and lore. There are a handful of recuring characters, pieces of fantastical equipment, and a sometimes hard to define line of reality. Al...

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March 31, 2023 79 mins

It is here! The third installment in the continuing saga that is our exploration of the adventures of Dr. Beverly Crusher! What episode of Star Trek The Next Generation did we choose to talk about this time? And how long will paramount let this go on? You will just have to listen to find out!

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March 17, 2023 111 mins

It's that time of year again! Time to wear green, drink beer, and try to catch a leprechaun! But just what is a Leprechaun, and where do they really come from? The answers WILL surprise you! Also, rainbows. What's there deal? Is there a connection? Let's find out.


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March 3, 2023 38 mins

In this episode, Garth and Cody experiment with getting sick and not doing an episode. This episode has it all! Coughing! Sneezing! Darmok?

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February 17, 2023 80 mins

Cody and Garth perform an autopsy on famous "alien autopsy" footage while they re-live the shared childhood trauma of seeing this horror show on FOX in the 1990's. But of course, the TRUE conspiracy behind the video is way more interesting and amazing than you can imagine...

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February 3, 2023 100 mins
Join Cody & Garth as they explore the amazing story of Dorothy Eady and her strange fascination with Ancient Egypt. Just how did this British woman know so much about The Temple of Seti in A...

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In this second episode of the Least Conspired Garth and Cody delve into The Round Table Foundation, a group of scientists, psychics, and industrialists with deep pockets who were researching ESP and telekinesis during the first decade of the Cold War. Doctor and army captain Andrea Puharich finds himself both on the inside and outside of top secret government research into the military application and psychic potential of psychedel...

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January 6, 2023 86 mins

It's a New Year and a New-ish Show! Join us as we take a look back at the paranormal cases that inspired Young Cody to want to be a paranormal investigator, and subsequently, a skeptic. This time we start with the blood thirsty goad sucking monster El Chupacabra! From its origins in Puerto Rico to its modern strange incarnation, we trace the whole story through the lense of a young child's fascination. We also have a special surpri...

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December 23, 2022 52 mins

When supernatural personages go missing on Christmas Eve, there is only one gumshoe with the gumption and wits to solve the mystery: Greg The Mongoose Private Eye! It's the Least Haunted Holiday Special 2022, and this is The Christmas Cryptid Caper! 

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December 9, 2022 82 mins

Have you ever wondered, "What if The Force... But Sex?" Wilhelm Reich did! Join us as we discuss the strange life and theories of a man who's science mixed with his perversions to put him on the wrong side of conventional wisdom, science, and the law. A bizarre and kinky adventure involving some of the greatest minds of the early twentieth-century, horny scientists, weather control, and... Aliens? Because of course it does! 

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In celebration of Native American Heritage Month, we are joined by Josh Ballze, trustee at The Museum of Indigenous People, in Prescott Arizona- for an amazing and fun conversation about tra...

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November 25, 2022 24 mins

Did you know that Patrons get a bonus episode/piece of content every month?! This is just such a piece of bonus content that we are making available to everybody as a speciel Thanksgiving gift! Here is a fun little tale about shopping, magic, and inter dimensional eldritch horrors at The Mall. So put on your best armor, put together a shopping party, and...

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It's our first interview episode! This time we are joined by author and paranormal researcher Elizabeth Kile to discuss her new book Haunted San Jose! Learn a bit more about the supposed spooky history of the area in which we grew up, discuss what it means to be a skeptic, AND the spiritual experience of going to Chuck E Cheese! 


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October 28, 2022 101 mins

It's time to roll for initiative and to save you immortal soul! Take a ride on The Backwards Carousel of Time as we follow the development of a moral panic that captured the fear and attention of millions of Americans in the 1980's. It's The Satanic Panic! 

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When Cody and Garth receive a mysterious package in the mail, the contents unlock what is quite possibly their strangest and most dangerous encounter yet! A tale of bazaar breakfast cereals, pr...
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It's time to pull out the tinfoil, jar up your urine, and start playing all of your records backwards! The world is a big place full of many conspiracies. Secret societies control the government, and everything you think you know is a lie! Or is it? Welcome to the first episode of Least Conspired! This time we will look into the infamous conspiracy theory that Paul of The Beatles has been dead since 1966! Buckle up, because this ma...

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