October 28, 2023 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country. We pay
our respects to their elders past and present.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was
recorded on de rug Wallamada Land. Hi guys, and welcome
back to another episode of Life on Cat.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm Laura, I'm Brittany.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I'm mean.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's our radio show, The Pickup, where we package up
all the best bits. It's some of the worst. Felt
like the sentence wasn't finished then, so they break back
up all the best bits and we put them right
here for you to listen back to.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Is your shirt inside out? Laura, I've been thinking it
all day.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, it's not inside out, but I did walk into
the office before and it was really unbuttoned, and I
just it's become such a common thing that I constantly.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's like you're on Jungle Safari.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm getting ready for I'm a celebrity because I'm really
thrilled that Robert you announcing has been Yeah. No, that's
my announcement is that I'm not hosting it. Robert Irwin is.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No no, because you were telling us about Oh you're
not talking.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
About you do I no it's not going on a celebrity.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's how you get pressed.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Baby, I'm going to announce.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You haven't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
The surgery.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, yeah, surgeries because it was they had directify what
went wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The ingrown toenail.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I love.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
That's the cosmetic surgery I've ever had, is getting my
ingrown toenails surgically removed.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Did you really get them removed?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Put the cornices out?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Don't you remember what my psychic picks that up. He
was like, Mitch is gonna have toenail surgery, And I
was like.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Random thing to say.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
For some reason, I thought that that was always just
you kind of embellishing a story. I never realized that
you actually went and got your toenails cut.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Do you want to show my big toe? There's no
corners in it. It's just like a plank of straight wall.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You hesitated, though, and I love that you actually thought.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I did think through the stages of what that would
be in my life, and then I realized I came
to the conclusion pretty quickly that I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Mitch's ranked toenails on pary.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I got a photo of it. Let me show you
a photo Mitch, I.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Don't think it's necessary audio medium.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So that's my pinky tooe.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
There is no toenails, that's all I've got. What do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Why is there no toenails all I've got? Wow, Laura
has a thing with feet, so she shames.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Other people's feet because my feet is so hideous. I
do it. I bring other people down to put myself back.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Up your feet.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, Laura has a wiki page fore feet.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
If Laura walked through like mud right and then and
then you know, campus walked behind it, they would think
we found bigfoot. Her foot is why. It just like
can grip things. If I through this banana, you'd catch it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And you know what, some people might think I'm like
de evolving, like I'm going back to a monkey, But
really I am the more evolved human with my feet.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I can use my hands and my feet.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Anyway, let me tell you what's on the show today.
Let's stop talking about that silly stuff and talk about
this woman who is selling her underarm hairs for a
million dollars online, because do you know what, when things
are tough, we've all lived through it. We've all been
through COVID, we've lived through the financial crisis, the.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Cost of living.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
This woman has figured out a new way to make
a lot of money online, and yeah, it's doing.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
With all our dollars. I will sell my underarm hair.
I would probably sell my pupic care.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I will literally sell my buttthole hair. I'll sell it all.
Do you have buttole hair? Yeah, I on the whole,
like on the ring. Why are you shaving my buttole hair?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Laura's just you know, when you say something and you
just realize you're the minority.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I don't even have buttle.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's such a lime itch. Everyone has hair on their buttle,
hair on their butt crack. Correct, it's not on my
buttthole around the crack.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't have that.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'm not a hairy person either. My back is like, look
at the hair on your hair.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I just like to make something known to everyone listening
to this.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
People who are not hairy people say it as though
they're better than people who are hairy.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
If you don't have hair, it doesn't make you, like
genetically better than harry hair.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's evolution. No, it's not. I'm just Italian and I'm straight,
and I'm green. I am and I'm agree from the north,
which is valley Persuvia. Pardon me if my family name
is PHILIPPI see where.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You've got hair in your valley Persuvia. Got hair in
my hole and my valley Persuvio.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, so I which one of you again?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
British Brittany. I asked a friend if Mitch is fine.
I asked a friend that's getting married if I could
bring Delilah as my plus one to the wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It didn't quite go down how I would.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Have liked it too. It was an awkward call that
we had to sit through. Laura.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It was an awkward call.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, I mean, I know that Dela is important to you,
but it was pushing it a little bit.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Fa.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, and Mitch, you can speak again. What did you
do this week?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I am struggling, I'm single and I'm dating again. And
as we spoke about on the show, and you spoke
about on the pod, because I've got Google allts on,
so I know you mentioned me that you ruined my
date at the Palais the Melbourne Live Show.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Sorry Brits yawning during my story my one time to
shine and britt Yawns, sorry you.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Spoke about that fisode. It took you so long to
get with a punchline.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Anyway, my parents have now ruined another date that I
went on. I brought a date home for the first
time in my life. Parents ruined My parents ruined it. Yeah,
you want to move out of home? Yeah, I got
yours before thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You could come as you can't. You've got other people
moving here.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I don't know how i'd feel about you staying at
my house actually living. No, I don't care if you
bring home other boys, but just like living your single
life with my children around.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
That's enough. Alr, I'd enjoy the show.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Everyone, I want to talk about Paris Hilton.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
You don't even know what to say.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Just be like, that's hard, that's had.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
That's heart.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, look, she recently she became mom, which is kind
of weird because I'm still stuck in Paris old days,
like when she used to be like Paris and Nicole
Richie's sweet lives.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So yeah, but she's.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Still I mean, she's got like the DJ thing that
she does over and I betha like. I honestly don't
see her as being a mum, but she is. And
she has a beautiful little nine month old baby now.
Over the weekend, she posted a photo on Instagram, like
most mums do, of her and her kid, and it
was the first time that she'd taken her little one
over to New York City, so it was.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Just a cute photo. She looks beautiful. It's a photo
of her holding a little.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Boy, and the caption was my precious angel baby Phoenix's
first time in New York City.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's it. A sweet photo of mum and her son.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Now the absalute trolling that this poor little baby has
received off the back of that because she has, you know,
she literally has millions of followers. Kid has a kind
of a big head, and that's sometimes the case, right,
My little Lola, my two year old, she's got a
big head. The things that people writing under this photo
because they thought it was funny to comment on this
kid's head and to comment on how weird quote unquote
(06:25):
looking they thought this kid was. And people kind of
started running with the puns. They were calling him pinky
in the brain. They were saying, he's already further ahead
in life than most God bless you, please take him
to a neurosurgeon asap. He needs a helmet. And then
other people were saying things like, oh, don't worry, my
boy had a big head, but you know his is
much larger. And I'm a nurse. I cannot believe that
(06:48):
some people think it is okay to essentially troll a
little kid for the way that they look. And it's
almost like, because someone's a celebrity and they've posted a
photo of their child that they are not real, they
can't possibly be offended by this, or we don't seem
to care how this mum feels about her little child.
But I just think it's so unbelievably mean and where's
(07:09):
the limit.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
A lot of the comments were medical based comments, so
there are a lot of people being like, I'm a nurse.
I work in NICU, which is the neonatal intensive care unit.
I think you need to see it. I see this
all the time. You to go and see a doctor.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is okay.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, listen, not okay, listen? Can I finish my sentence?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It makes me mad.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The reason I'm saying it's okay, I'm not saying I'm
not saying it's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But there have been many people.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Online in the public eye they have been diagnosed with
things because people have seen things in photos and let
them know, like that is that that's out there. We
can't dispute that.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
These people are not trolling. They're actually saying maybe just
like have a look. I'm an intensive care nurse. But
what I want to say to that is, this is
one of the wealthiest people in the world. This is
Paris Hilton. I'm pretty sure she's had her son checked out,
Like I don't think she hasn't taken the kid to
a doctor.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
The kid is ridiculously cute. Let them leave.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
The thing I hate is like we can't expect Paris
to disclose what if he does have a condition.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
We don't need to know that.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
That's not her job to tell us and we don't
need to know exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But also off this Britain, you're saying, you know, it's
it's okay, like if it comes from a place of
you know, good heart, if they're actually worried about it, no,
I would say that she lives.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
In the States. We live in Australia.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
There are so many checks for children, and I would
say that the majority of parents are across their kids' health.
Majority of parents know if their child has an abnormally
large head that's causing them some sort of developmental issues.
And if that's the case, imagine having half of your
followers telling you that there's something wrong with your child.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
It's just disgusting. And I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm just saying I don't classify that in the same
trolling category as someone that writes to somebody saying you
have an ugly baby.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
When it comes from a place of.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm a child nurse and I have seen a lot
of this that to me, sure, it's not great, but
it's a different it's not it's not trolling.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, it's no ill intense I don't know, I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And the reason why I say this is because even
if it doesn't come with ill intent, doesn't mean like,
I don't think the intention behind it necessarily counts. Because
So I experienced this when I had my youngest Molly May.
So Molly May she's four and a half now, but
when she was born she had a thing called strub
I think it's called strubbism. I might get the word wrong,
but it's basically means that she was cross eyed. And
I would put photos up of her every so often
(09:22):
and people would say things like, oh, my gosh, don't
worry she cooks, she'll grow out of that. Or have
you had her eyes checked? Do you know if she's
got she's got eyesight problems? And I'm like, firstly, how
dare you ask?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like why why would I.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Give that information to you, a complete stranger? And secondly,
I wasn't worried about it, so why are you telling
me I should be worried?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
But also I love the fact that they think they've
pointed it out to you like I have un noticed.
Thank you dog lover one two nine for pointing out
my child's eye.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I live with her every day I birthed to Thanks
for that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
As adults, we struggle enough with the trolling, But imagine
how it must feel as a new mum. You're always
worry as it is that your kid is or isn't okay,
and then you have all these people telling you what
they perceived to be wrong with your child.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
It's just really messed up.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Also, the one thing I noticed, like we all have
that photo in front of us of Paris and a baby,
is the fact that he's in head to toe.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I know he's in head to toe. Berberry.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
The kid's cute.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He's got a better cure than There is a wedding
related question, scenario, conundrum that is going viral online at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That I feel a real pull towards now.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
There is a woman who's getting married and her friend
that's invited to the wedding. Her friend is single, her
friend got a plus one, so her friend asked if
she could bring her dog Max as her wedding guest.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, absolutely, what are we talking? Are we talking to
Chiuala or like a Doberman conversation?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Or Max is actually a German shepherd sorry, a big
a big dog and her friend that's getting married, So no, like,
you absolutely cannot bring him.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
She didn't understand. She's like, this dog is like my family.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
They had a full on fight over if she could
bring her dog to the wedding. They almost fell out,
Like so the girl with the dog was like, well,
I can't come then, because he's my family and I
can't bear to leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, but I mean, a plus one is for you
to invite your partner.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You can't just invite your uncle.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I have a friend Sam that's actually getting married suit,
and I thought I thought I would cool her and
try it out and.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
See if she'll let me. She's not insane.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
All right, So what's your friends?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Same?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Sam?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
All right, let's keep.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Sam. Hi, it's britt.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
How are you sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I know I called the work phone, but that's because
I know you never answer your mobile.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Just quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I know your wedding's coming up soon, and obviously Ben
doesn't live here, and you gave me a plus one,
so I was hoping if it's cool, I could bring
Delilah as my plus one.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Your dog, Yeah, yes, I mean an, I love Delilah,
but like she's a bit chaotic. I'm gonna be wearing white.
And also, Hanna, I'm getting married at Catalina. I don't
think they allow dogs.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I actually called the venue and they said that she's
I checked it because I knew that you say that.
So I checked with Catalina and they were super happy,
and I've already booked it in for like a proper groom.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
But she's adorable, but like, yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Mean I don't have anyone, Sam, Like I don't have
anyone here to go with, and I would feel really
uncomfortable and if I had to come without.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Her, I know, harm But like when I gave you
the plus one, like I was meaning it to Ben
and I know you miss him and I know that.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Like, yeah, but she's like my support sorry, like a
support animal.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I'm try.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
I don't want to be like super horrible, but henn,
you can't bring it. I'm not even taking my own
dog to my wedding, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But Delilah's like not that it should mat at, but
she's pretty pretty than your dog.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Hunt.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I don't know if I'll be able to come, that's all.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
If she can't come, I mean, if you're prioritizing a dog, Britt, Like,
come on, it's my wedding.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I know, but are we going to
be Okay?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Look, I'm sure we'll be fine, Britt. It's just a
bit of a weird request and I am in the
middle of a really, really hectic work day.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But okay, I mean I could have also brought her
food as well, Like I wouldn't expect you to.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Pay for that, oh, because we'd be giving Delilah a steak.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, she probably wouldn't need the steak from there anyway.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Okay, Look, Britt, I love you to bits. This is
crazy and I'm at work and bringing your dog to
my wedding at Catalina is probably not high on my priority.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
List for the day. But I feel like I'm just
gonna have to come.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Back to you, totally, totally. I just I guess I
thought we were maybe better friends. That's okay, Okay, I'm
just a bit upset by it, so I'm gonna have
to go, Britt.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Really no, damn, Sam, you're on the pickup.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
They made me do it. I'm so st No point
do we make you do that? That was all your
idea from start to finish.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
I should imagine that, brit Lad.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
I know you don't like stuffy, but come on, she's stidurable.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Are you going to go to the wedding?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm going to the well debatable talk.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Thank you, Sam. That is you are one of those
painful if you are so painful.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay, well there we go. We have the answer anyway.
It's a hard No, that's great. No dogs at weddings
unless they're your own.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, I think we can all agree, Britt. Laura Nation
addressing the country here that getting into bed after a long,
hard day the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Best moment of your entire life.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yes, but what makes it even better?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
At clean sheets and a hot hot, hot shower right beforehand.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I was sure, if you're asking rhetorical questions then, but
I was answering everything you really were.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Thanks for trying, anyway, I disagree. I don't like going
to bed with like wet hair or.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Feeling like I have been No. I just I just
want to go to bed.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I had a feeling you'd side with this woman because
this story is going viral on Reddit, which as all
stories do. One woman is a breaking point with her partner.
They've been together at seven years, but she thinks she's
going to have to leave him. This is the post.
My husband and I have been in constant loggerheads. There's
a major issue I have with him going to bed
without having a shower. I've spoken to him many times
(15:27):
and stated that I don't want to get into bed
with him without him having a shower. The reason why
is first hygiene and second, he's a heavy diesel mechanic
who comes home caked in diesel fuel. He washes as
much as he can off at work, but comes home
he's exhausted and wants to flop into bed. However, I
can visibly see diesel on his skin.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, very different, I see in a radio room with
not doing, not even moving that is discussing.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It's still gross.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Look, I am a free quinn't shower. I will shower
them all for the times a day. If I shower
before dinner, I just say eight o'clock and then I'm
going to bed. Eleven, I will shower again because I
don't know what has gotten on my skin in that
couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You need to shower and go straight to bed. Totally.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm a two shower day kind of guy, and I've
recently upgraded. It's changed my life. I used to be
one a day. Now I'm two.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I'm oragon, I'm three. Wow, the water wasted guys.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
You're a secret grot people. I'm not.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'm not. Yes you are. Do you know what Laura does?
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm telling, yes you are.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I've been best friends with Laura for four and a
half years. Now do you know what Laura does?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Laura hates, as she just said herself, she hates getting
into the shower at night before bed.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm really tired. So you know what she does?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
The only thing she does is she whips up these
long grass hopper legs into the sink.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Seen this.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
She just wets the bottom of her feet. That is
her shower.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
She just does the feet and then she gets okay, wait, wait,
wait wait, I did not realize that I was going
to be personally.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Victimizing this break. Well, you should better.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I washed my face, brush my teeth, and then I
put because I hate I cannot go to bed with
dirty feet, so I don't just let the water run
over them. I probably wash my feet more thoroughly than
any of you can. Just stand in a shower. I
get each foot, I put it in the sink. I'll
wash my feet properly, and then I go and get
into bed. Can I tell you something, because the rest
of my body's clean, Laura, Laura.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's not one. You know the time it takes you
to do all that. You could have just jumped in
the shower and it would have taken half the time.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know why as well. It's a protection mechanism because.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
If I don't shower my whole body, then my husband
won't try and have sex with me at eleven PM
at night. Sometimes when I really tied and I know
what he's gonna do, I'm like, I just get into bed,
go se like.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
This turned into an X rated confessional. I did not
see that coming here. I'm so tired. I just want
to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
So you avoid that, you avoid all erotic areas.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I love him so much. On a Saturday and a Friday,
I will always have a nighttime shower. But if it's
a Tuesday and I'm tired, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
You have rank.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I can't believe we've had that discussion for body showers
for birthdays and Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
A special occasion on Christmas.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
You're a grut. I'm not. You're g all right.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I hate you guys, but I also love my husband.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
That's horrific.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Now, where do you think to go to when you
want to get a new car?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
You like a car dealership or co sales?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Makes sense? Right?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, there is a woman that possibly, I don't know
if it's going to take off, could be starting a
new trend. Her name is Diane Sweeney, and she unfortunately
passed away. She didn't have kids and she never got married,
so she was apparently just a very kind, loving person.
Before she passed away, she went to her nephew and
she said, hey, I have a dying wish I want
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somebody at my funeral to win my car. Now, it
doesn't matter who the person was, they don't have she
doesn't have to know them.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
She wants to put this call out to every string.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So this call out went to the news and went
on social media. It literally made TV newspapers everywhere. And
all you had to do was anyone could go to
Diane's funeral on the day, you would get a Raffle
ticket and you would win her two thousand and sixteen
Silver Beetle.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I take back everything I said about her. That is iconic.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
What a great way of really drumming up the attendancy.
Generals like you, I don't know many people, but they're
all going to be there win my car.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
So it's like a chuck Raffle.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So there's a sixteen year old girl, Gabriella Bonan, who
saw it on the news and she was like, I'm sixteen,
I want a car. So she begged her older sister
to take her to the funeral. She went to the
funeral and she said it was amazing. She said it
was a lovely funeral. Diane seems like a lovely person.
She got a Raffle ticket. She moved on with the life.
She didn't win right a year later, because that's how
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long apparently it took to put all of Diane's possessions
into order and sought everything out. A year later, they
called her and they said, your raffle ticket won the
car and they gave her the car.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Is that fad?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
So from the grave?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
A year later, Diane passed on a car to a
sixteen year old girl. Very very random, unusual funeral processions.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But I'm about it. Well I read here in your
car when you don't.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Well, I just quickly I need to ask thirteen one
six five? Did you have an odd funeral request? Or
is it a family member that died?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Oh, we've got a call coming in from Heaven's Gates
and a couple from Hell. No, is there someone in
your family that had non requests? I just feel like
there'd be some some good calls over there. Yeah, I
what happened.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
The lady who somebody passed away? She knew her life
was coming to an end and had caught a few
things in place. And one strange thing that happened as
the curtain closed and the coffin went down, that almost
conveyor belt towards the flames. During her survey, the screen
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came up with the words to a song sang by
Cliff Richard. I don't know if you guys know that.
Are Cliff going on a summer holiday holiday?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Oh well yeah, yeah, okay, So this played and.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Taken into the into the ether? What happened?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, it's taking into the flames and she's playing so
got it.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
She's got a dark sense of human that lady.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
There was a few of us there and there was
a lot of people getting up and singing. I'm duncing
along to the words.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's pretty hot in the kiln.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
So you know, we get.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
It for a holiday's blesser.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's really funny.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
That's great, okay.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Steff on thirteen one of sixty five, Hey, what was
you odd funeral request?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
So my grandfather was obsessed with Milo, had a milo
Is every single night before all.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Like and like going over there to visit. It was
just it was Milo.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
On the menu all the time anyway. So his wish
was that when he was cremated that he would get
put into a Milo can.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
What happens if somebody doesn't know it's his ashes and
goes to sprinkle Milo on them. I think you figure
out when you opened it up, we figure out when
you're drunk. It would you it wasn't kept in the pantry,
thank goodness.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
What would you guys want to be? What's your odd
funeral request? You three? Haven't you? Do you?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I want everyone to walk in have a margarita, just
and have it late at night because I hate margareitas.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well you can have Well, that's assuming that you go.
I want my laugh played on repeat the whole time.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That'll kill me at your funeral, That's what it's for you.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
So I just burnt into your memory for the rest
of example.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I want to have open cars, getting on a full
face of makeup, just for a while, dressed in drag.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, drag, full head to toe drag. I'm not dying
anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right, Britt Mitch, you both are very business minded people.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, I like to think. So, okay, Well, I've got
the newest trend to hit the nation.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Can I just ask what newspaper you read?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I won't tell I won't tell you my sources. All right.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, there is a British influencer and she has made
over a million dollars one million dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
By selling her under her arm hair online. Now wait
for a lot of money. That's a lot of hair.
Fifteen thousand dollars a month. She makes others.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
She has other little bits and pieces that she does
because she's a body positive influencer. But basically, seven years
ago she decided, you know what, I'm done with the
traditional norms. I'm done with having to shave my legs
and shave my underarms. I'm just gonna grow it out
and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
So what she grows it out, trims it, puts in
a package.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
And imputs it in a little doggie bag, sends it
in the mail.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Off it goes.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't even like shaving my underarms at the best
of times. If I if I had the motivation of
doing it once a month and then selling it.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I will grow these luscious locks out.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Usually I laugh in your face at these ideas. But
for a million dollars, I'm selling my pits.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Took hold your pits up because you're laser.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
But mina like smooth as a baby's but got a bumup. Shit,
I'm gonna get my whole titty.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Sorry, Laura's got enough.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
If I got a scalpel, I could get I could
get like, you know, maybe a dime.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Earth's only two days over growth there?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Because someone is calling on thirteen when I was six
or five, Shane's called home, mate, What are you calling for?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Have you sold your pits your pit hair before? Have you?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
No, I haven't sold them, but like I would, I would.
I would offer money for the girl's pit hair.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Shane, you would not, would you?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Wait, Shane?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
How much are we talking?
Speaker 10 (24:26):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Probably, I'd probably give you two GE's for BRIT's pit hair.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
You give me two ge Wait? Who do you think
is worth more? Pit hair or Laura's pit?
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I feel like we've been pitted against each other. Honey,
it's a good one. Thank you.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
I would pay for both. I'll take Laura's as well,
but I probably pay a premium for brit.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
No. Now I'm offended. No, screw you.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I win my pits win.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I want to know what is it about Brittany's arm
pits that you think are more worthy than mine?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Why are you paying a premium mine a premium pits?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Oh it's just it's personal preference.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Really, Yeah, you don't want the mom of two kids
or the gay twenty eight year old.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
I for my particular persuasion and orientation, I would pay
the premium for bridge pits.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I mean, I'm flattered, Shane, But for two k, what
would you be expecting like both pits, singular pit, one hair?
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Oh, it'd have to be a pretty pretty heavy bag.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
What would you do right bag as well? What would
you do with the bag?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Shane?
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Ah, I don't know if I can get into that on.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Tell Wow, Thanks Shane for the for mate.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I think I'm I think I can't be sure. I
think I'm flatted. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
It would take you months to harvest that hair.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
No, do you know what? I appreciate Shane throwing me
two k for that.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But I think if I'm giving out my underground hair
for god knows what reason, it's got to be more
than two K.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well, I'm glad that you feel satisfied because I brought this,
and I feel offended because my picks are lovely.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And all right, guys, Earlier in the week, I was
telling you about a date that I set up when
we were in Melbourne. Ruined foiled like Scooby Doo by Britain. Laura, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
When you say we ruined your date, that would insinuate
that we came to a restaurant and we sabotaged it.
When you invite your dates to our live show and
don't actually meet them first or have anything to do
with them, we can't possibly ruin your date.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
I'd kill to get to restaurant, Laura, but I can't
get my dates past the first correct because you keep
ruining it, and now everyone in my life wants to
sabotage my life.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, okay, we're seriously, we're very good friends, were here
for you.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah, thanks for that, so convincing my best friends foiled
my date. So you know what, I thought, The only
save haven to date is my house.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Because that sounds like a good first date, doesn't.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I live at home with my mum and dad and
my sister, my gorgeous sister.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Part of that sentence was that you're safe haven.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Here's the thing. My parents went out for dinner. So
I thought, great, I'll invite this guy over that I've
been seeing. He's gorgeous, he's lovely. We've been on about
ten dates now, you know, it's like a kind of
a situation steady gone steady. So I come over to
my house. My parents aren't home. Fantastic, I invite him over.
I go, you want to come down to my bedroom?
So he comes out of my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
We put on a.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
It is, We order a pizza and we sit on
my bed cross legged, and I don't want the crumbs
to get into the bed, so I had to put
details down.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Actually wasn't very romantic.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, okay, and like our feet were kind of touching
when we were crossed, like.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
You're flirting with you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I thought the pizza so it was a power.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I also love that Mitch things his dates don't work
because of us. But I think we figured out the
real source.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
We put the pizza to the side. Then we're on
the bed, we're chatting, we're talking, things start to get heated.
I go, I'm gonna make a move and try and
kiss this guy. And we kissed before, so it's not
a first kiss. It's fine. So as I lean to
kiss on my bed, it's quite a mattress for a
comfy and I lean over and then I hear fee
five farsang bang. I hear like we're in a haunted mansion, choking.
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My house door is directly above my bedroom, very thin
four boards in this old family home, as is my
childhood home I grew up. I got pubes in that
bed there with the boy. My parents arrived home early,
and I was gracious enough to say, I've got someone
over Jesse f y. I didn't realize that the four
boards were so way for thin that we could hear
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the conversation that they were having above us. So here
I am intertwined with this guy with a pizza, and
I hear my dad go.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Michelle, the boy steal here my sister, she's the town crier.
They're rid in the bedroom. Mum goes, did you meet him?
He said?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Close?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
He goes, look, I did.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
He's quite He's actually good looking.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
And I'm going, I'm so sorry, just like, why don't
we put some music? And then he's going, no, I
want to listen to this. Who is that my family?
Then my dad goes, why don't we go hit at
the door. I'm not you know my parents, you know that. Yeah,
Then to make things worse, you know what he says?
He goes, Oh, the bruinette one, and then and then
Mais goes, no, it's not what's the blonde one?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Dad goes with the blue eyes? And then.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Was it either of them?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
No, it was a new one.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
So this guy is sitting in my bed going, am
I four fourth of the week.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I'm not good at it?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Maybe it's too good at it. Anyway, what did he
think he was going to hear?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I have an idea move out of your family home.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
That's good, Yeah, that's probably good.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Not with dinner and then move out there, all right?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Thanks guys,
Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country. We pay
our respects to their elders past and present.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was
recorded on de rug Wallamada Land. Hi guys, and welcome
back to another episode of Life on Cat.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm Laura, I'm Brittany.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I'm mean.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's our radio show, The Pickup, where we package up
all the best bits. It's some of the worst. Felt
like the sentence wasn't finished then, so they break back
up all the best bits and we put them right
here for you to listen back to.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Is your shirt inside out? Laura, I've been thinking it
all day.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, it's not inside out, but I did walk into
the office before and it was really unbuttoned, and I
just it's become such a common thing that I constantly.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's like you're on Jungle Safari.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm getting ready for I'm a celebrity because I'm really
thrilled that Robert you announcing has been Yeah. No, that's
my announcement is that I'm not hosting it. Robert Irwin is.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No no, because you were telling us about Oh you're
not talking.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
About you do I no it's not going on a celebrity.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's how you get pressed.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Baby, I'm going to announce.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You haven't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
The surgery.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, yeah, surgeries because it was they had directify what
went wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The ingrown toenail.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I love.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
That's the cosmetic surgery I've ever had, is getting my
ingrown toenails surgically removed.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Did you really get them removed?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Put the cornices out?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Don't you remember what my psychic picks that up. He
was like, Mitch is gonna have toenail surgery, And I
was like.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Random thing to say.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
For some reason, I thought that that was always just
you kind of embellishing a story. I never realized that
you actually went and got your toenails cut.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Do you want to show my big toe? There's no
corners in it. It's just like a plank of straight wall.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You hesitated, though, and I love that you actually thought.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I did think through the stages of what that would
be in my life, and then I realized I came
to the conclusion pretty quickly that I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Mitch's ranked toenails on pary.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I got a photo of it. Let me show you
a photo Mitch, I.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Don't think it's necessary audio medium.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So that's my pinky tooe.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
There is no toenails, that's all I've got. What do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Why is there no toenails all I've got? Wow, Laura
has a thing with feet, so she shames.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Other people's feet because my feet is so hideous. I
do it. I bring other people down to put myself back.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Up your feet.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, Laura has a wiki page fore feet.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
If Laura walked through like mud right and then and
then you know, campus walked behind it, they would think
we found bigfoot. Her foot is why. It just like
can grip things. If I through this banana, you'd catch it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And you know what, some people might think I'm like
de evolving, like I'm going back to a monkey, But
really I am the more evolved human with my feet.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I can use my hands and my feet.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Anyway, let me tell you what's on the show today.
Let's stop talking about that silly stuff and talk about
this woman who is selling her underarm hairs for a
million dollars online, because do you know what, when things
are tough, we've all lived through it. We've all been
through COVID, we've lived through the financial crisis, the.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Cost of living.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
This woman has figured out a new way to make
a lot of money online, and yeah, it's doing.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
With all our dollars. I will sell my underarm hair.
I would probably sell my pupic care.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I will literally sell my buttthole hair. I'll sell it all.
Do you have buttole hair? Yeah, I on the whole,
like on the ring. Why are you shaving my buttole hair?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Laura's just you know, when you say something and you
just realize you're the minority.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I don't even have buttle.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's such a lime itch. Everyone has hair on their buttle,
hair on their butt crack. Correct, it's not on my
buttthole around the crack.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't have that.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'm not a hairy person either. My back is like, look
at the hair on your hair.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I just like to make something known to everyone listening
to this.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
People who are not hairy people say it as though
they're better than people who are hairy.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
If you don't have hair, it doesn't make you, like
genetically better than harry hair.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's evolution. No, it's not. I'm just Italian and I'm straight,
and I'm green. I am and I'm agree from the north,
which is valley Persuvia. Pardon me if my family name
is PHILIPPI see where.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You've got hair in your valley Persuvia. Got hair in
my hole and my valley Persuvio.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, so I which one of you again?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
British Brittany. I asked a friend if Mitch is fine.
I asked a friend that's getting married if I could
bring Delilah as my plus one to the wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It didn't quite go down how I would.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Have liked it too. It was an awkward call that
we had to sit through. Laura.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It was an awkward call.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, I mean, I know that Dela is important to you,
but it was pushing it a little bit.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Fa.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, and Mitch, you can speak again. What did you
do this week?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I am struggling, I'm single and I'm dating again. And
as we spoke about on the show, and you spoke
about on the pod, because I've got Google allts on,
so I know you mentioned me that you ruined my
date at the Palais the Melbourne Live Show.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Sorry Brits yawning during my story my one time to
shine and britt Yawns, sorry you.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Spoke about that fisode. It took you so long to
get with a punchline.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Anyway, my parents have now ruined another date that I
went on. I brought a date home for the first
time in my life. Parents ruined My parents ruined it. Yeah,
you want to move out of home? Yeah, I got
yours before thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You could come as you can't. You've got other people
moving here.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I don't know how i'd feel about you staying at
my house actually living. No, I don't care if you
bring home other boys, but just like living your single
life with my children around.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
That's enough. Alr, I'd enjoy the show.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Everyone, I want to talk about Paris Hilton.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
You don't even know what to say.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Just be like, that's hard, that's had.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
That's heart.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, look, she recently she became mom, which is kind
of weird because I'm still stuck in Paris old days,
like when she used to be like Paris and Nicole
Richie's sweet lives.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So yeah, but she's.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Still I mean, she's got like the DJ thing that
she does over and I betha like. I honestly don't
see her as being a mum, but she is. And
she has a beautiful little nine month old baby now.
Over the weekend, she posted a photo on Instagram, like
most mums do, of her and her kid, and it
was the first time that she'd taken her little one
over to New York City, so it was.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Just a cute photo. She looks beautiful. It's a photo
of her holding a little.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Boy, and the caption was my precious angel baby Phoenix's
first time in New York City.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's it. A sweet photo of mum and her son.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Now the absalute trolling that this poor little baby has
received off the back of that because she has, you know,
she literally has millions of followers. Kid has a kind
of a big head, and that's sometimes the case, right,
My little Lola, my two year old, she's got a
big head. The things that people writing under this photo
because they thought it was funny to comment on this
kid's head and to comment on how weird quote unquote
(06:25):
looking they thought this kid was. And people kind of
started running with the puns. They were calling him pinky
in the brain. They were saying, he's already further ahead
in life than most God bless you, please take him
to a neurosurgeon asap. He needs a helmet. And then
other people were saying things like, oh, don't worry, my
boy had a big head, but you know his is
much larger. And I'm a nurse. I cannot believe that
(06:48):
some people think it is okay to essentially troll a
little kid for the way that they look. And it's
almost like, because someone's a celebrity and they've posted a
photo of their child that they are not real, they
can't possibly be offended by this, or we don't seem
to care how this mum feels about her little child.
But I just think it's so unbelievably mean and where's
(07:09):
the limit.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
A lot of the comments were medical based comments, so
there are a lot of people being like, I'm a nurse.
I work in NICU, which is the neonatal intensive care unit.
I think you need to see it. I see this
all the time. You to go and see a doctor.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is okay.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, listen, not okay, listen? Can I finish my sentence?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It makes me mad.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The reason I'm saying it's okay, I'm not saying I'm
not saying it's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But there have been many people.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Online in the public eye they have been diagnosed with
things because people have seen things in photos and let
them know, like that is that that's out there. We
can't dispute that.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
These people are not trolling. They're actually saying maybe just
like have a look. I'm an intensive care nurse. But
what I want to say to that is, this is
one of the wealthiest people in the world. This is
Paris Hilton. I'm pretty sure she's had her son checked out,
Like I don't think she hasn't taken the kid to
a doctor.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
The kid is ridiculously cute. Let them leave.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
The thing I hate is like we can't expect Paris
to disclose what if he does have a condition.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
We don't need to know that.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
That's not her job to tell us and we don't
need to know exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But also off this Britain, you're saying, you know, it's
it's okay, like if it comes from a place of
you know, good heart, if they're actually worried about it, no,
I would say that she lives.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
In the States. We live in Australia.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
There are so many checks for children, and I would
say that the majority of parents are across their kids' health.
Majority of parents know if their child has an abnormally
large head that's causing them some sort of developmental issues.
And if that's the case, imagine having half of your
followers telling you that there's something wrong with your child.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
It's just disgusting. And I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm just saying I don't classify that in the same
trolling category as someone that writes to somebody saying you
have an ugly baby.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
When it comes from a place of.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm a child nurse and I have seen a lot
of this that to me, sure, it's not great, but
it's a different it's not it's not trolling.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, it's no ill intense I don't know, I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And the reason why I say this is because even
if it doesn't come with ill intent, doesn't mean like,
I don't think the intention behind it necessarily counts. Because
So I experienced this when I had my youngest Molly May.
So Molly May she's four and a half now, but
when she was born she had a thing called strub
I think it's called strubbism. I might get the word wrong,
but it's basically means that she was cross eyed. And
I would put photos up of her every so often
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and people would say things like, oh, my gosh, don't
worry she cooks, she'll grow out of that. Or have
you had her eyes checked? Do you know if she's
got she's got eyesight problems? And I'm like, firstly, how
dare you ask?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like why why would I.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Give that information to you, a complete stranger? And secondly,
I wasn't worried about it, so why are you telling
me I should be worried?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
But also I love the fact that they think they've
pointed it out to you like I have un noticed.
Thank you dog lover one two nine for pointing out
my child's eye.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I live with her every day I birthed to Thanks
for that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
As adults, we struggle enough with the trolling, But imagine
how it must feel as a new mum. You're always
worry as it is that your kid is or isn't okay,
and then you have all these people telling you what
they perceived to be wrong with your child.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
It's just really messed up.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Also, the one thing I noticed, like we all have
that photo in front of us of Paris and a baby,
is the fact that he's in head to toe.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I know he's in head to toe. Berberry.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
The kid's cute.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He's got a better cure than There is a wedding
related question, scenario, conundrum that is going viral online at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That I feel a real pull towards now.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
There is a woman who's getting married and her friend
that's invited to the wedding. Her friend is single, her
friend got a plus one, so her friend asked if
she could bring her dog Max as her wedding guest.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, absolutely, what are we talking? Are we talking to
Chiuala or like a Doberman conversation?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Or Max is actually a German shepherd sorry, a big
a big dog and her friend that's getting married, So no, like,
you absolutely cannot bring him.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
She didn't understand. She's like, this dog is like my family.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
They had a full on fight over if she could
bring her dog to the wedding. They almost fell out,
Like so the girl with the dog was like, well,
I can't come then, because he's my family and I
can't bear to leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, but I mean, a plus one is for you
to invite your partner.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You can't just invite your uncle.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I have a friend Sam that's actually getting married suit,
and I thought I thought I would cool her and
try it out and.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
See if she'll let me. She's not insane.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
All right, So what's your friends?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Same?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Sam?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
All right, let's keep.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Sam. Hi, it's britt.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
How are you sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I know I called the work phone, but that's because
I know you never answer your mobile.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Just quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I know your wedding's coming up soon, and obviously Ben
doesn't live here, and you gave me a plus one,
so I was hoping if it's cool, I could bring
Delilah as my plus one.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Your dog, Yeah, yes, I mean an, I love Delilah,
but like she's a bit chaotic. I'm gonna be wearing white.
And also, Hanna, I'm getting married at Catalina. I don't
think they allow dogs.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I actually called the venue and they said that she's
I checked it because I knew that you say that.
So I checked with Catalina and they were super happy,
and I've already booked it in for like a proper groom.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
But she's adorable, but like, yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Mean I don't have anyone, Sam, Like I don't have
anyone here to go with, and I would feel really
uncomfortable and if I had to come without.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Her, I know, harm But like when I gave you
the plus one, like I was meaning it to Ben
and I know you miss him and I know that.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Like, yeah, but she's like my support sorry, like a
support animal.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I'm try.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
I don't want to be like super horrible, but henn,
you can't bring it. I'm not even taking my own
dog to my wedding, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But Delilah's like not that it should mat at, but
she's pretty pretty than your dog.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Hunt.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I don't know if I'll be able to come, that's all.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
If she can't come, I mean, if you're prioritizing a dog, Britt, Like,
come on, it's my wedding.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I know, but are we going to
be Okay?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Look, I'm sure we'll be fine, Britt. It's just a
bit of a weird request and I am in the
middle of a really, really hectic work day.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But okay, I mean I could have also brought her
food as well, Like I wouldn't expect you to.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Pay for that, oh, because we'd be giving Delilah a steak.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, she probably wouldn't need the steak from there anyway.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Okay, Look, Britt, I love you to bits. This is
crazy and I'm at work and bringing your dog to
my wedding at Catalina is probably not high on my priority.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
List for the day. But I feel like I'm just
gonna have to come.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Back to you, totally, totally. I just I guess I
thought we were maybe better friends. That's okay, Okay, I'm
just a bit upset by it, so I'm gonna have
to go, Britt.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Really no, damn, Sam, you're on the pickup.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
They made me do it. I'm so st No point
do we make you do that? That was all your
idea from start to finish.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
I should imagine that, brit Lad.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
I know you don't like stuffy, but come on, she's stidurable.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Are you going to go to the wedding?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm going to the well debatable talk.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Thank you, Sam. That is you are one of those
painful if you are so painful.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay, well there we go. We have the answer anyway.
It's a hard No, that's great. No dogs at weddings
unless they're your own.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, I think we can all agree, Britt. Laura Nation
addressing the country here that getting into bed after a long,
hard day the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Best moment of your entire life.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yes, but what makes it even better?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
At clean sheets and a hot hot, hot shower right beforehand.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I was sure, if you're asking rhetorical questions then, but
I was answering everything you really were.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Thanks for trying, anyway, I disagree. I don't like going
to bed with like wet hair or.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Feeling like I have been No. I just I just
want to go to bed.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I had a feeling you'd side with this woman because
this story is going viral on Reddit, which as all
stories do. One woman is a breaking point with her partner.
They've been together at seven years, but she thinks she's
going to have to leave him. This is the post.
My husband and I have been in constant loggerheads. There's
a major issue I have with him going to bed
without having a shower. I've spoken to him many times
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and stated that I don't want to get into bed
with him without him having a shower. The reason why
is first hygiene and second, he's a heavy diesel mechanic
who comes home caked in diesel fuel. He washes as
much as he can off at work, but comes home
he's exhausted and wants to flop into bed. However, I
can visibly see diesel on his skin.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, very different, I see in a radio room with
not doing, not even moving that is discussing.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It's still gross.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Look, I am a free quinn't shower. I will shower
them all for the times a day. If I shower
before dinner, I just say eight o'clock and then I'm
going to bed. Eleven, I will shower again because I
don't know what has gotten on my skin in that
couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You need to shower and go straight to bed. Totally.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm a two shower day kind of guy, and I've
recently upgraded. It's changed my life. I used to be
one a day. Now I'm two.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I'm oragon, I'm three. Wow, the water wasted guys.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
You're a secret grot people. I'm not.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'm not. Yes you are. Do you know what Laura does?
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm telling, yes you are.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I've been best friends with Laura for four and a
half years. Now do you know what Laura does?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Laura hates, as she just said herself, she hates getting
into the shower at night before bed.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm really tired. So you know what she does?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
The only thing she does is she whips up these
long grass hopper legs into the sink.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Seen this.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
She just wets the bottom of her feet. That is
her shower.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
She just does the feet and then she gets okay, wait, wait,
wait wait, I did not realize that I was going
to be personally.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Victimizing this break. Well, you should better.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I washed my face, brush my teeth, and then I
put because I hate I cannot go to bed with
dirty feet, so I don't just let the water run
over them. I probably wash my feet more thoroughly than
any of you can. Just stand in a shower. I
get each foot, I put it in the sink. I'll
wash my feet properly, and then I go and get
into bed. Can I tell you something, because the rest
of my body's clean, Laura, Laura.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's not one. You know the time it takes you
to do all that. You could have just jumped in
the shower and it would have taken half the time.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know why as well. It's a protection mechanism because.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
If I don't shower my whole body, then my husband
won't try and have sex with me at eleven PM
at night. Sometimes when I really tied and I know
what he's gonna do, I'm like, I just get into bed,
go se like.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
This turned into an X rated confessional. I did not
see that coming here. I'm so tired. I just want
to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
So you avoid that, you avoid all erotic areas.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I love him so much. On a Saturday and a Friday,
I will always have a nighttime shower. But if it's
a Tuesday and I'm tired, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
You have rank.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I can't believe we've had that discussion for body showers
for birthdays and Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
A special occasion on Christmas.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
You're a grut. I'm not. You're g all right.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I hate you guys, but I also love my husband.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
That's horrific.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Now, where do you think to go to when you
want to get a new car?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
You like a car dealership or co sales?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Makes sense? Right?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, there is a woman that possibly, I don't know
if it's going to take off, could be starting a
new trend. Her name is Diane Sweeney, and she unfortunately
passed away. She didn't have kids and she never got married,
so she was apparently just a very kind, loving person.
Before she passed away, she went to her nephew and
she said, hey, I have a dying wish I want
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somebody at my funeral to win my car. Now, it
doesn't matter who the person was, they don't have she
doesn't have to know them.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
She wants to put this call out to every string.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So this call out went to the news and went
on social media. It literally made TV newspapers everywhere. And
all you had to do was anyone could go to
Diane's funeral on the day, you would get a Raffle
ticket and you would win her two thousand and sixteen
Silver Beetle.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I take back everything I said about her. That is iconic.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
What a great way of really drumming up the attendancy.
Generals like you, I don't know many people, but they're
all going to be there win my car.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
So it's like a chuck Raffle.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So there's a sixteen year old girl, Gabriella Bonan, who
saw it on the news and she was like, I'm sixteen,
I want a car. So she begged her older sister
to take her to the funeral. She went to the
funeral and she said it was amazing. She said it
was a lovely funeral. Diane seems like a lovely person.
She got a Raffle ticket. She moved on with the life.
She didn't win right a year later, because that's how
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long apparently it took to put all of Diane's possessions
into order and sought everything out. A year later, they
called her and they said, your raffle ticket won the
car and they gave her the car.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Is that fad?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
So from the grave?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
A year later, Diane passed on a car to a
sixteen year old girl. Very very random, unusual funeral processions.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But I'm about it. Well I read here in your
car when you don't.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Well, I just quickly I need to ask thirteen one
six five? Did you have an odd funeral request? Or
is it a family member that died?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Oh, we've got a call coming in from Heaven's Gates
and a couple from Hell. No, is there someone in
your family that had non requests? I just feel like
there'd be some some good calls over there. Yeah, I
what happened.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
The lady who somebody passed away? She knew her life
was coming to an end and had caught a few
things in place. And one strange thing that happened as
the curtain closed and the coffin went down, that almost
conveyor belt towards the flames. During her survey, the screen
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came up with the words to a song sang by
Cliff Richard. I don't know if you guys know that.
Are Cliff going on a summer holiday holiday?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Oh well yeah, yeah, okay, So this played and.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Taken into the into the ether? What happened?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, it's taking into the flames and she's playing so
got it.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
She's got a dark sense of human that lady.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
There was a few of us there and there was
a lot of people getting up and singing. I'm duncing
along to the words.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's pretty hot in the kiln.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
So you know, we get.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
It for a holiday's blesser.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's really funny.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
That's great, okay.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Steff on thirteen one of sixty five, Hey, what was
you odd funeral request?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
So my grandfather was obsessed with Milo, had a milo
Is every single night before all.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Like and like going over there to visit. It was
just it was Milo.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
On the menu all the time anyway. So his wish
was that when he was cremated that he would get
put into a Milo can.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
What happens if somebody doesn't know it's his ashes and
goes to sprinkle Milo on them. I think you figure
out when you opened it up, we figure out when
you're drunk. It would you it wasn't kept in the pantry,
thank goodness.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
What would you guys want to be? What's your odd
funeral request? You three? Haven't you? Do you?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I want everyone to walk in have a margarita, just
and have it late at night because I hate margareitas.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well you can have Well, that's assuming that you go.
I want my laugh played on repeat the whole time.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That'll kill me at your funeral, That's what it's for you.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
So I just burnt into your memory for the rest
of example.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I want to have open cars, getting on a full
face of makeup, just for a while, dressed in drag.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, drag, full head to toe drag. I'm not dying
anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right, Britt Mitch, you both are very business minded people.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, I like to think. So, okay, Well, I've got
the newest trend to hit the nation.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Can I just ask what newspaper you read?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I won't tell I won't tell you my sources. All right.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, there is a British influencer and she has made
over a million dollars one million dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
By selling her under her arm hair online. Now wait
for a lot of money. That's a lot of hair.
Fifteen thousand dollars a month. She makes others.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
She has other little bits and pieces that she does
because she's a body positive influencer. But basically, seven years
ago she decided, you know what, I'm done with the
traditional norms. I'm done with having to shave my legs
and shave my underarms. I'm just gonna grow it out
and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
So what she grows it out, trims it, puts in
a package.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
And imputs it in a little doggie bag, sends it
in the mail.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Off it goes.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't even like shaving my underarms at the best
of times. If I if I had the motivation of
doing it once a month and then selling it.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I will grow these luscious locks out.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Usually I laugh in your face at these ideas. But
for a million dollars, I'm selling my pits.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Took hold your pits up because you're laser.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
But mina like smooth as a baby's but got a bumup. Shit,
I'm gonna get my whole titty.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Sorry, Laura's got enough.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
If I got a scalpel, I could get I could
get like, you know, maybe a dime.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Earth's only two days over growth there?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Because someone is calling on thirteen when I was six
or five, Shane's called home, mate, What are you calling for?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Have you sold your pits your pit hair before? Have you?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
No, I haven't sold them, but like I would, I would.
I would offer money for the girl's pit hair.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Shane, you would not, would you?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Wait, Shane?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
How much are we talking?
Speaker 10 (24:26):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Probably, I'd probably give you two GE's for BRIT's pit hair.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
You give me two ge Wait? Who do you think
is worth more? Pit hair or Laura's pit?
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I feel like we've been pitted against each other. Honey,
it's a good one. Thank you.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
I would pay for both. I'll take Laura's as well,
but I probably pay a premium for brit.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
No. Now I'm offended. No, screw you.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I win my pits win.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I want to know what is it about Brittany's arm
pits that you think are more worthy than mine?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Why are you paying a premium mine a premium pits?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Oh it's just it's personal preference.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Really, Yeah, you don't want the mom of two kids
or the gay twenty eight year old.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
I for my particular persuasion and orientation, I would pay
the premium for bridge pits.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I mean, I'm flattered, Shane, But for two k, what
would you be expecting like both pits, singular pit, one hair?
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Oh, it'd have to be a pretty pretty heavy bag.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
What would you do right bag as well? What would
you do with the bag?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Shane?
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Ah, I don't know if I can get into that on.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Tell Wow, Thanks Shane for the for mate.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I think I'm I think I can't be sure. I
think I'm flatted. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
It would take you months to harvest that hair.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
No, do you know what? I appreciate Shane throwing me
two k for that.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But I think if I'm giving out my underground hair
for god knows what reason, it's got to be more
than two K.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well, I'm glad that you feel satisfied because I brought this,
and I feel offended because my picks are lovely.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And all right, guys, Earlier in the week, I was
telling you about a date that I set up when
we were in Melbourne. Ruined foiled like Scooby Doo by Britain. Laura, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
When you say we ruined your date, that would insinuate
that we came to a restaurant and we sabotaged it.
When you invite your dates to our live show and
don't actually meet them first or have anything to do
with them, we can't possibly ruin your date.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
I'd kill to get to restaurant, Laura, but I can't
get my dates past the first correct because you keep
ruining it, and now everyone in my life wants to
sabotage my life.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, okay, we're seriously, we're very good friends, were here
for you.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah, thanks for that, so convincing my best friends foiled
my date. So you know what, I thought, The only
save haven to date is my house.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Because that sounds like a good first date, doesn't.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I live at home with my mum and dad and
my sister, my gorgeous sister.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Part of that sentence was that you're safe haven.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Here's the thing. My parents went out for dinner. So
I thought, great, I'll invite this guy over that I've
been seeing. He's gorgeous, he's lovely. We've been on about
ten dates now, you know, it's like a kind of
a situation steady gone steady. So I come over to
my house. My parents aren't home. Fantastic, I invite him over.
I go, you want to come down to my bedroom?
So he comes out of my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
We put on a.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
It is, We order a pizza and we sit on
my bed cross legged, and I don't want the crumbs
to get into the bed, so I had to put
details down.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Actually wasn't very romantic.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, okay, and like our feet were kind of touching
when we were crossed, like.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
You're flirting with you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I thought the pizza so it was a power.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I also love that Mitch things his dates don't work
because of us. But I think we figured out the
real source.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
We put the pizza to the side. Then we're on
the bed, we're chatting, we're talking, things start to get heated.
I go, I'm gonna make a move and try and
kiss this guy. And we kissed before, so it's not
a first kiss. It's fine. So as I lean to
kiss on my bed, it's quite a mattress for a
comfy and I lean over and then I hear fee
five farsang bang. I hear like we're in a haunted mansion, choking.
(28:15):
My house door is directly above my bedroom, very thin
four boards in this old family home, as is my
childhood home I grew up. I got pubes in that
bed there with the boy. My parents arrived home early,
and I was gracious enough to say, I've got someone
over Jesse f y. I didn't realize that the four
boards were so way for thin that we could hear
(28:36):
the conversation that they were having above us. So here
I am intertwined with this guy with a pizza, and
I hear my dad go.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Michelle, the boy steal here my sister, she's the town crier.
They're rid in the bedroom. Mum goes, did you meet him?
He said?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Close?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
He goes, look, I did.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
He's quite He's actually good looking.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
And I'm going, I'm so sorry, just like, why don't
we put some music? And then he's going, no, I
want to listen to this. Who is that my family?
Then my dad goes, why don't we go hit at
the door. I'm not you know my parents, you know that. Yeah,
Then to make things worse, you know what he says?
He goes, Oh, the bruinette one, and then and then
Mais goes, no, it's not what's the blonde one?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Dad goes with the blue eyes? And then.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Was it either of them?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
No, it was a new one.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
So this guy is sitting in my bed going, am
I four fourth of the week.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I'm not good at it?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Maybe it's too good at it. Anyway, what did he
think he was going to hear?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I have an idea move out of your family home.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
That's good, Yeah, that's probably good.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Not with dinner and then move out there, all right?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Thanks guys,
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