3. TBG Rap Battle, MF Doom

TBG - TBG vs NAK rap battle
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phFBDYcJB60&t=396s

We got a christian rapper vs a christian rapper
Think genesis you my brother
I bring Cane but you aint Able to live through this vicious chapter
I go adam at eve and take his apple and knee
and knock the knowledge from his noggin straight up outta his tree
Believe, you don’t wanna take a chance and tango fam
I'm michael the archangel that beat satan bad, I got sacred hands
Or, I can son him with the blade, call me abraham
You got a flood flow coo, Im noah in the boat, you surviving is a dream,
Call me joseph with the coat
Bible bars and everyone I drop nice look at him lookin more salty than Lots wife
Now im devouring you because no matter what you babble dog im towering you
Think exodus, im moses you the water tryna stop what I do.
But when I stick lift and hit, it will part you in two
Whenever I promise land I do desert banish, I set standard in stone, that’s the ten commandents
This is the old testament, break bread around getting a body, I knock your force to a fraction, that’s gideons army
But I wasn’t sure if we should battle, I had to pray about, you know speak to the father
I said should I really kill him lord he a soldier for you, he said the last thing I want is a chink in the armor
He also told me to tell you that you in need of a barber, I put hands on nak like I seen him weep at the alter
Whether biblical or lyrical, this guy can't serve me, asked him about the burning bush, he was like, you told you that I have herpes
we still in the first books, im borin in the torah he clockin up an order like he shoppin at sephora, your faggorty destroyed, that’s Sodom and Gomorrah,
Now as a man of god, I usually pray for the weak, but this guy so damn soft that hes prey to the weak

DangerDoom - MF Doom - Sofa King
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR2BboZeLEw

The feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe
He said it's no use, I only know half
No speaka de english, I only do the math
BZZT! Felt no pain
His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
He said, "Try scam, no-thing, three-card, dead
Fly man go for bling, he got bled
I jam over sting, see spots red
I am 'Sofa King, We Todd Ed'"