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Tara through the campaign many polos.
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Craig. Craig the Hand of Fate tosses
the dice, rolls, spins, turns, campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories. That was doing that from memory.
OK, That becomes stories. Stories flow out into the
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Infinite Sea, painting with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again, the Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns. Hitherto, we left our adventure
as known as the Shadow Seekers on the second level of Hell
Lust, where they found themselves after solving the
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next side of the Tridecahedron in a rush while escaping Kai
Shen's prison on the fourth level of Hell.
The Shadow Seekers landed in thesteaming heat of the second
level of Hell before the Crusty Mummy Tavern where they wandered
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inside with Franklin and Foust jumping down the well in the
center of the Tavern. Those above learned of similar
tidings from the Frog King, who Faust and Franklin found at the
bottom of the well, who promisesto act as a ferryman to the
different parts of the second level of hell for a price.
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He requires 1000 gold to get to the Demon's Queen Castle and
another 1000 gold for safe passage through his aqueducts,
as well as two favors. One of the favors the Shadow
Seekers promise is to break the seal on this level of Hell.
The other favor, the Frog King, requests a item from one of the
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outlying ruins left in the deserts of this level of hell.
Ash negotiates for a cheaper price for the Frog King to
travel them quickly to this ruinin the desert to collect the the
relic, and the shadow seekers sploosh through the Frog Kings
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aqueducts into the center of a pyramid that holds many
treasures, many traps, and quitea few mummies which they
dispatch post haste. And in doing so, they also find
a mimic hidden as a coffin, which Bob possesses.
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After taking down the Mummy Lordin his chambers, they loot the
remainder of the hidden rooms and find a Chest of Desire,
where Faust instantly requests from it a Helm of Teleportation,
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which they use to get within a day's ride of Cliff Cliff
Castle, the Queen's Demon QueensDomain.
Riding there, they run into riding there on the back of Bob
shaped into a camel inside of the Pocket Rocket, the Shadow
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Seekers run into demons who try to extricate them to no avail as
Foust dismisses their teleportation circle and Ash
finds their weakness of their heart, which they immediately
begin to RIP out as they continue continue their last few
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hours to the Demon Queen's castle on Bob the camel's back.
They land in a small shrubbery outcropping of a city where they
meet Scorpion Centaurs, which they learn are the first
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challenge to meet the Demon Queen as they request for them
to perform adequately before being taken between the before
the Queen and. Ezra jumps at this after Bob's
lessons in the desert about how to please a woman and
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immediately lands himself into afour way with these with four
different scorpion centaurs performing excellently.
After Bob's teachings they are granted entrance into the
Queen's Demon Queen's Garden. Upon entering the garden, all
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but one of the Shadow Seekers, Franklin lose their mind in the
ways of the the the beautiful gardens of the Queen immediately
strip naked and begin frolickingthrough the gardens.
Franklin tries to capture some of them to drag them to the
Queen, who sits directly in the middle of her garden and be
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unable to do so completely. He he's still talking to the he
begins talking to the Queen who releases them from her hold of
of her Wiles and everyone gathers before the Queen where
she explains that Ashima is the one to blame for her current
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existence and she doesn't even really want to be here.
But presents to the Shadow Seekers the seal which is a
chastity belt found around her and said states that the seal is
her Maidenhead being protected and not allowed to be broken.
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Where where there is a primarilyplaced keyhole that resembles a
key that Faust found in the pyramids ruins.
As they place it in they are drawn into another space with
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putrid smells from the compared to the nice floral smells of the
gardens and begin taking attack stances against what looked to
be the same succubi that that were frolicking in the garden
with them now in menacing stances.
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Battle continues as we lose Kalimba and her As her soul
floats around, Ash is able to make friends with the alter ego
of the Demon Queen. Inside this gory fleshy chamber,
she's able to ask the queen for her necklace that Ash is able to
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presume is somehow they're able to perceive and then capture
Columbus spirit in. Meanwhile, Ezra has gone several
times down the center hole, which appears to be a well like
formation with goo that's bubbling and every now and again
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splashes out and squeezes shut with spiky protuberances.
In the midst of it, they've managed to Vanquish 2 of the
succubi, 03 of the succubus by technically 2 incubi and one
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succubi, but the Demon Queen hassummoned 3 more and the fight
continues. So I'm going to need a
initiative from you, Franklin, who appears right back on the
space where you'd left off, as you can finish your last session
and you find yourself not in themiddle of combat per SE, but
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rather kind of on the edges of it. 17.
OK, I'll put that in here. That would put us.
You kind of ducked out there thelast time, Mommy, but you were
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at the top. Yeah, especially for them.
They have such a large stature. But you, you're at the top of
the order. But while you were gone, you
would been seduced and then, youknow, charmed, as it were.
And then we had stated just so everyone can recall too as a
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reiteration, we'd gone through the rules a little bit and
redone how these draining kisseswork after you've been charmed.
They don't for the rules don't say anything about having to re
roll for charm or charm effect or anything.
Even though the original charm effects are about taking damage.
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This. So after this attack happens to
you, you will be able to roll a for this creature that is with
you I believe. Yes, a charisma saving throw
after this attack happens to youduring the combat that you
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weren't here for. I waited to roll so it was 13
damage is what you would be taking from this attack.
But then yes, please roll me A. Christmas giving throw.
All right, so I'm taking the 13 damage no matter what, right?
It's psychic damage. I know you are raging, but I
believe that might not be one ofthe ones your resistance to, at
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least even while raging. I could be wrong.
Are you a totem barbarian? No, just resistance to
bludgeoning, piercing, flashing.So not psychotic.
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So 13 damage, OK. And the the way it had been
progressing, at least for you last time, is they take in the
form of something pleasing to you and drawn you over to the
corner and. Oh yeah.
Placed a kiss on your lips to draw forth to some of and that
13 damages is a total like production of your full health.
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So like if you were to be healedthe full health that would be
minus that 13. I don't know how to keep track
of that, but good luck. The way I get rid of my Max
points. Yeah, is that a thing you can do
on the character sheets? Yep.
Yeah, Oh well, that's annoying. You you can't, but you have to
like note it somewhere. XHP modifier yeah -13.
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So, and as she's kissing you, you get kind of like a a
tingling, buzzing sensation, butto you probably feels a little
pleasant. But I mean, yeah, go ahead and
roll that. What's the say of them rolling
charisma? Charisma.
Yep. Oh yes, my -1 yes, I got a
natural 100, no. No.
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You were still charmed by that creature, just meaning that you
cannot attack them. And are you guys are friends
basically? Do we get some flavour text for
the critical failure? You can do it.
I don't know what that would mean for mommy.
I've been trying to struggle with that.
What would that mean for be intointo it?
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Because all I know of her is heror them as their love of axes
and and food. Yeah, I was going to say I can
only imagine this is like a. Floating Axe with a face team.
This is either taking the form of an axe or like of a
whetstone, like whatever it is he used to sharpen an axe.
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Just hear the pleasing sounds asyou're kissing and it reminds
you of your favorite acts from your youth.
Yeah, never forget your first axe.
But then it would it would be your turn with Ezra on deck,
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Cali to follow. I can't hurt this thing, can I
move? You sure can.
It is trying to. It is saying though, you know,
like in a friendly way, we should stay here.
We can make our little nest herewhile everybody else doing their
thing over there. So I'm going to, I can see
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Franklin, Franklin's close enough I can see them.
I feel like going to look aroundand see Franklin and try to move
towards Franklin. Do I my can I move my full
speed? Yeah.
OK. I want to move right next to
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Franklin. That's real nice over there.
But hi, Franklin. Soon as you hit 10 feet away
from me, you feel a comforting aura hit you as you get a + 5 to
all your saving throws. Oh, that's nice.
Are the two rings of different buff or is that just?
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I have I have a couple differentauras going on.
OK, one is enemies within 5 feetof me take 5 damage every turn.
The other one is all friends getplus saves or plus five of their
saves can't be frightened and anyone who's frightened of me
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which are enemies can't move. So nearer to me is better for
you, handsome. This is Callie's corpse down
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here in the bottom right. I'm like up the middle, I
thought. Up here I'll put an X on it too
so it's clear. There's a greyed out person
below me next to another demon lady.
No, I'm, I'm the one next to like in the group with Ezra and
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like Faustus Icon. I'm in that group up there.
OK. So so we're there are no
enemies. To the South or to the north,
but. There are no enemies in the like
in this region. There's.
That looks like there's an enemynext to you or no, that's that's
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him. That's OK.
This is an enemy too though, because I.
Think that's an enemy? OK.
Yeah, I'm blinking. On nothing keeping me from
attacking it right, I got away. This this is the one that I
can't attack right? This is the one that's charmed
me, but I can attack this bad boy.
I'm going to throw some axes at it.
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Are people able to get into D20 or Rule 20?
Not yet. Yes, I'm into.
I'm trying again now but I just have the screen grab up.
And yeah, the only thing that's changed from that is that Mommy
has moved. Right.
Sorry, I should say so. Yeah, I've moved right next to
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Franklin. OK, but there was a succubus
next to her, right? And did the succubus get attack
of opportunity? Technically it would, but I
don't think it. I don't think it does because
the only thing that would happentechnically is.
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I was rereading one thing here that I fucked up was while
you're charmed once per turn shecan cast dominate creature which
would require you to make a wisdom save is all and then she
can command you to do one thing or another.
But I ran away too fast. Yeah, it's fine.
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I wouldn't make you not run away.
I might make you do something else though.
Bring them to me. All.
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Three of those axes hit, by the way.
Oh yeah, Hell yeah. Oh yeah.
Thought I'd be a little more descriptive.
I forgot. So yeah.
So I went away from my succubus.The the one stranded me.
Yeah, right next to Franklin. I'm directly to the I'm in the
square directly to the right of Franklin, and I'm attacking the
succubus to the South, the one that's right next to Agonon.
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Oh, thank you. Yeah, with three vicious hand
axes and I'm I've rolled a 25, a29 and a 25.
Now I get to do damage. I have no charisma, but I can.
I can do damage. And I will need a wisdom save
from you as I was stating. Right.
Oh, OK, I bet. You're good, you're good.
You can real damage first. You're already on.
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Then Oh yeah OK, at least I havea plus one wisdom to my save and
A7 plus. 5 + 5 you're wisdom. 513. 13.
Wisdom Save. Just barely did not, and the
only command is going to be freeto use your bonus action to try
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and pants Franklin. I.
Don't wear pants full. I'm completely naked.
But my bonus action gets used throwing the third hand axe.
That's fine. It'll be like, it'll be like a,
it'll be less of an actual pantsing and more of like a like
trip to like make him lose his bonus action or something like,
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you know, if that makes sense. It's dramatically.
Strike. Yeah, I was.
It does that thing where you stand behind somebody and you
like, tap their knee so it like it bends when it's locked, yeah.
What do you want? What is this?
So you can roll an unarmed strike against him just to see
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if it would hit, because that could potentially.
Man, that's going to hurt Franklin's adamantium.
I'm going to take damage. I did.
Do a total of 33 damage to this other person down here so.
That's Oh yeah, fuck that succubus.
How much are? You away from my friend.
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How much 33 18 to to hit? To.
Hit Franklin. That was the underarm strike. 18
hit to fail. He's a beef.
Yeah, again, my knee just. Hurts a hole.
And. I just barely nudged him.
It doesn't matter what. Are you doing?
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Hi, we haven't talked for a while buddy.
I just just wanted to say hi, break the eye.
Yeah, let's break some skulls first so that we could chat.
OK, I can get behind this. The best kind of bonding?
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I think that's Ezra's turn then.Oh yeah.
If you're done with your turn byMay, yeah.
Yeah, that's all I can. Do Ezra looks directly at the
the one that was like the queen.I am taking you to pound town
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and bonus action since he's already raging, he's turning on
his his acid claws and he he he's going to him now just take
a look at the image. Do I have an advantage to have
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allies? No, I don't think that counts.
No, I don't think she's. So the Queen's the one directly
below me, right? Just to make sure.
To the left of you. Oh.
Wait, no, sorry, you're right. It is the one to the South of
you. Yeah, I'm not in real 20
unfortunately. Have to look at the map.
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No, you're good. I was.
I got. I got lost track there too,
actually. Of which which thing was what?
We take the lady to the pound town.
And. All right, let's see.
I can't quite recall, but are you charmed by her as well?
I'm pretty sure because pretty sure I heard.
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Pretty sure her it was the IT was the ones that it was the
ones that I jumped into the pit with.
I got charmed by them and then they died.
Well, you jumped into the pit with her, if you recall.
I did, but she was the second round of the people that I
dropped into the pit with, the first round was the the yeah.
I only think I only think that because we did the draining kiss
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on you from her as well, and that requires you to be charmed
by her. But you could still think of
these as like lovers, slaps and fighting of but I'm not going
to. I'm not going to negate that,
but I'm going. I was just going to say that
that advantage would not be happening.
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OK, well, I mean, he he he he isstill taking her to pound town.
So first one was a 24. No.
OK, she's spicy. She likes it spicy.
You got it. Yep.
My second slap is just slapping,so it's a little spicy, you
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know? OK, now I'm going to try to bite
this woman. It's come on, let me bite you.
Let me OK, She don't want to bite her.
OK, A little bit of nibbling. I'm sorry, guys.
She's spicy. She's got the dummy mom vibes.
I can't do anything. Yeah, you keep, you keep trying
to actually do damage, but as you, as you get closer, you just
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like, you like let up from it like a little bit.
And she's like, oh come on, I know you can do better than
that, big boy. I'm like, you just hear, you
just hear Kalima laughing in thebackground as she floats around
y'all. She's just haggling it so.
Yep, Yep, that. That's all for Ezra.
That's all Ezra, unfortunately. All right, and sadness Kalimba
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can really only be heard from Ash at this point, who is not
here still, but you are inside the the gym.
But one thing that does happen. We can play through this for you
if you'd like. While you were basically dead,
you get an image of your hometown, like like an overview
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of it. And as the camera zooms down to
one of your effigies, one of thestatues that the people had
built towards you, believing youa goddess, you can see it
crumble and fall. And then the camera pans out a
little bit and you can see that it's because people had tied it
up and have been bringing it down, losing their belief in
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you. And one of the people you see
pulling on these effigies is your brother.
That. That's it.
I don't know. I really don't know how Clever
would respond to that because I don't think she's aware that
people worship her. That's the thing.
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So she would be more confused than anything and shocked to see
that her brother is still alive because she thought he was dead.
Like she thought he was like wiped off like.
So probably more than anything, your Kalinda's response is more
of like astonished thing. Bless you.
Thank you SO. Some sort of gratitude of some
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sort that that your brother is alive.
I don't know. You tell me.
She would be a little thankful that her brother's alive, but
more shocked that people saw heras anything so like you to since
Ash can like see her because she's floating around the stone
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still a little right? No, she like in the stone.
You're fully in the stone. You were, you were captured and
like. Well I heard if you got y'all
can see her, her face would be like a little offending, a
little shocked. Your face.
Your face can't, can't reanimateit.
The last thing probably on your face is your O face.
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Oh. Well, if.
She if you want to describe that.
If she no, I'm not describing that that's been happening.
That's in the past. We don't need to bring, we don't
we don't need to be the dead horse.
I'm dead whore here. So.
Like he lived. But if y'all could see her, it
would be shot, offended and a little thankful.
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That would be the mix of emotions being pictured on her
face. Sounds like in that order as
well. Yeah.
OK, so then up next are Couples,Occupy Ash, Foust, Couple more,
Succuby and then Franklin. So how are we playing seeing
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that you are still kind of attacking the queen?
So to, to, to their eyes, you know, a little bit, even though
it's playful, they're like, oh, let's get in on this action.
And they all start to surround you as.
And Ezra's like, come get some. See, Ezra finally gets his orgy,
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finally gets the orgy he was promised.
If only it could log into, Rule 20 said.
Yeah, I don't know what's up with that.
Yeah, they got, they got something up in the banner now
for Rule 20 and saying that they're they're investigating
the issue about the logins. Oh OK good to know.
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I get a click for Oh yeah, loading 1 moment, got to get
back. Over to this.
Please wait. Other character sheet.
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I've got them organized though, so that's a good tool.
Where's the Oh, that one's down there.
OK, so that one of the ones, I'll go with that one first.
Maybe actually 2 after those ones move in, giving you some
sort of ominous forbearance. But this one that's in front of
you, Agonon, I think you succeeded at all of your charms,
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if I recall correctly. Yes, and I'm now immune to being
charmed, but they don't know that.
Yes, they would probably suspect, but at the same time,
OK, so that's this one's a little bit different.
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OK, they take the form. I think I already said that too.
They took the form of Nim away, but they but they smell
different to you is what what caught your attention towards
it? But they come in barreling hot
for a kiss, one that you have tododge.
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That's how hot they're coming inwith it for a 13 to hit.
Consent. Consent.
How much to hit? 13.
Does not hit. Nice, so you were able to pull
off to the side as you see the kiss sail past you.
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I'm imagining just like a smoothsidestep.
Oh, no, thank you. Like his feet don't even leave
the. Ground he just.
Slides he. Just slides his feet.
Hello. Hi, you're coming.
You're coming up in the torn order, just to warn you.
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Yep. Right, right quick.
Also, you're the only person that can speak to Kalimba.
Yeah, you wouldn't. I'm the only one that can hear
her in the stone. Career.
Base So just a little overview of what just happened.
When Columbus turn happened, shehad a vision of her being
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worshipped like a goddess in herhomeland and people tearing the
effigies and statues of her down.
One of the people being her brother who she thought was
dead. So you would have heard a gasp
like a very audible like from the chest gasp.
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Oh my, I I made a Boo Boo. I attempted to hit the queen
three times and I I have startedseductively slapping Hunter on
the buttocks and trying to nibble, apparently.
OK. I guess that's that's probably
not a total fail, right? I'm hoping not.
I told her I'd take her to poundtown.
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Anything lower than OK? So far I'm failing at that.
OK, just barely. Which one?
Abilities. So I appreciate the recaps that
I can understand this. Oh.
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As you dodge the kiss agonon youyou hear the succubus curse and.
Are we still alive? Oh my gosh, yes.
We are so. I'm playing kissy, I'm playing
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kissy face with the queen. And I'm.
Of herself being a goddess back in the homeland or getting sworn
down by her brother who she thought was dead so.
Good for him, maybe. I logged in and said what the
fuck? Oh yeah, Just to let you know,
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Franklin Ezra is still naked. He never put clothes back on.
And is he in dog for him? What are huh dog?
What do you just? Drag over there.
Oh, he's in. He's in werewolf mode.
OK, so at least he got some shag.
There's a little bit of shag. Are those little coverage some
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natural Cove? Josh, the last part of your
sentence got cut off. I know I was waiting so you hear
the the succubus curse, realizing that you weren't
charmed after having dodged the kiss obviously, and under its
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breath starts chanting in some infernal for those that you
anyone that knows that. I do.
I do. You hear the word distinctly of
bartered bartered gurdas, which is a type of creature, and three
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of them pop into it, form out ofthe mushy flesh underneath of
your feet, into these abominations around you.
The mushy flesh. Oh.
This is this is the word I said.It is as garbled as it it looks.
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Oh, I didn't. I don't know if I said that.
Sent that in the right chat. Oopsies.
You didn't. I didn't do general.
Sending to General. Now there you go for those that
know that language. Bulgora.
Bulgora, Bulgod. There's some big boys, there's
some big boys. What?
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Type of creatures? Are they monkeys?
A demon A. Bulgura is a demon.
It's like a monkey demon. Yeah.
It's like a big HP heavy monkey demon.
So reverse Sun Wu Kong. Is a type of fiend.
Yes, it is. OK, they have disadvantage to
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hit me. Cool that was that creature's
turn the the creature up by Ezrafirst one on the left there
takes his chance at the ballroomdance and.
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Ballroom blitz, Dance ballroom blitz.
Tries to see, sees actually thatyour your love making is a
little bit more violent and whips out their fiendish form,
pulling out clawed hands to takea couple strikes.
That you I don't. Oh shit, yeah, 20 might hit, I
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don't know, 29 whenever. OK, no, it's even lower.
So 18 I'm guessing doesn't either.
No, they're just little lover slaps on your booties.
I desperately need you to go away.
Where did the demon spawn in? Oh oh, I'll send an update to
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the map here. Around you.
Yeah, I mean. You want to make found us.
Let me log in, roll 20. I just want to play the 20. 1st
house, right? Yeah.
Welcome to my aura, bitches. So since Columbus dead, I'll be
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I'll be the math updater. I'll take on that role.
I will screenshot the map every time I.
Appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Yeah. So yeah, the.
Oh, spanky time. Oh yeah.
That one tried to attack you, the Bulgara.
They rolled 20s, so they just fall right before Ash.
But you were up next. I promised Ash with Faust on
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deck after these three guys shotright.
Keep doing. That are those the ones that are
trying to have orgy with me right now?
No, they're these are the ones actually that spawned.
It just spawned in. The monkey didn't.
Oh, the monkey man down the bottom.
Got it, got it, got. I see it now.
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Oh boy, what's your HP? Oh my God, once per day they can
also. My HP is it's currently 64.
Josh is over here playing his side like Plants versus Zombies
is my room. I know these guys.
Seriously. I'm in it more.
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Yeah, you, you. I hope you're ready to summon
your Army Franklin Link you werepromising because I happily
didn't realize how Howard these little guys are.
Yeah, he just said they could summon something again, I heard.
It they can summon, they can. Summon before you cut off your
sentence. They can summon once per day
they have. It's only a 30% chance though.
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So the other person, the other creature had an 80%.
This one is only 30. So anyways.
I'm not concerned I. Didn't think so.
Makes 3. Franklin would be the least
concerned out of everybody so. I'm just going to make all the
attacks all at once because they're real pissed off at you
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because that that was who summoned him in Agonon, just
FYI. Which is a total of 9 attacks.
Did they got three arms? No, they got a bite.
Attacked all day, Yeah. All at disadvantage, thank God.
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Yes, yes, yes. All at disadvantage.
That's why I was like, I'm just going to make all these.
So the first one was a 16 and a 27 for a bite.
Meets it, beats it, so 16 hits. 16 does OK.
Well my arm request is is 16. Does meets it meets it count for
this? Or wait, who does it count for?
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It counts for everyone. Everyone.
For every everything, pretty much.
That's why it's such a great rule.
The next one was an 8 that doesn't hit for the bite and a
24, so you're lucky they're 13 so that doesn't hit with a nine
and last 16 and the 10, so only one of those hit.
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One of nine. One of the three bytes, sorry.
OK, that's 12 and that is piercing damage for the bike.
OK, so 12. 15. What does the aura do again?
Because I think one of them might have to move into it just
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to get. If he enters the inner aura, he
takes five points of poison damage.
If he enters the outer aura, yeah, regardless, no rolls.
OK, And then if he enters the outer aura, he's in my zona
control, which doesn't affect him until I smack him.
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OK, he took the five points because he's big, moved him just
around there and then. I'm just fishing this tiny ass
turtle staring up at this like monstrously large.
Oh fuck you dude. Like not even tiny is an
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understatement. Like almost wonder pet size
turtle just. That's, I mean, there's a reason
why why Mama got real close to Franklin.
Franklin. Franklin doesn't mess around our
powers combined. 20 Your powers combined.
I'm trying to decide who to spot.
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That's one, right? Right now, agonons.
Yeah, I think I know what to do.I'm trying to keep track of
these roles. I'm sorry.
You're good. I was trying to I've on the side
I I'm trying to decide what to do on my turn.
I can either try to take over one of these monsters and turn
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it to fight for us. I can do wording bond which will
basically give agonon resistanceto all damage plus AC plus
savings row and then I take halfyour damage one more as a way to
beef you up. If these things are trying to
beat on you then you just like dodge.
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That disadvantage thing is really saving your ass though.
Yeah, there's only two of the fists hit out of the six of
those. Oh great, so 10.
Three of nine. And five.
Must be nice to be lucky like the.
So 15 damage. From.
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The from from the fists. Did you get the one from the
bite? Yeah.
Yeah, I I already applied the 12, so I apply another 15.
Yep, Yep. And that's bludgeoning, I
believe. Yep.
What do I summon an army? There was heavy fisting.
OK. So that was their turn.
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It's Ash's turn. I'm going to have health.
OK. I got to treat you level 14.
I thought you're at 17, it says on my.
Screen Mama Ash, I'm trying to clap her cheeks.
Not working very. Fucking kill her we're.
Gonna get it that's. What he means is.
Anybody else's Role 20 not working for them by the way?
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Yeah, I'm, I'm. About to make it.
Multiple of us are using the screenshots.
Yeah. OK, yeah 'cause mine, I've
attempted to reload it like 5 times and it's not working.
But so the latest screenshot that's in the Discord, that's
where most of us are standing. Yeah, the only one of those
monkey figures at the bottom moved not near.
Us, I'll say I'll update it. Hold up.
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Thank you. Do my job?
Is the resident dead? So should I try to continue to
wake up Callie or get her soul back in her body, you said?
You would just after that visionyou would just fully hear her
bitching in your ear. At this point, how could they
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like why I'm great? Why would they take my stuff
down? Like she's just fully just going
off in your ear right now. I would just be kind of like
glancing at the stone and like, pressing it against your skin.
And I'm like, man, I wish Bob was here right now.
He probably knows how to put hissoul back onto a body.
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And Columba would also be givingyou a little bit of back story
on her brother. But I'll let you do what you
want to do first before I say that.
OK so looking at this image, it's me and then directly behind
me is the Queen. Yes, with Columba's corpse in
front of you? Yep.
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Oh my God man, has she fully failed her saving throws?
Oh yeah, yeah. Because the the kiss drained her
of all life. And there was no saving throws
either, because it was like you're realizing even if other
people are talking to the, the kisses that they've been
receiving have been draining their total life, not just their
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current life. Damn, so do I know am I able to
save her? Is there a way to save her or or
or or is she just like a lost cause and now and?
Whenever this last one. I would guess.
At this high stress situation, you probably don't.
You can't think of any. Didn't we say what?
About this last time though, like somebody did a check or
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something and you would be. That that you would have a
potential to be saved, but not At least that's what I.
No, I remember specifically saying somebody would have to go
into the ethereal plane and dragmy soul back out.
Oh, OK. That sounds sounds like
something I would say I believe.That into my body.
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And then we discussed that Agonon was the only one who's
able to do that. Trust me, it's been getting
Getting your soul back into a body after you died is a lot of
work. I've been there.
Also the least of our worries right now.
Hey, fast. Welcome back.
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She she died doing what she loved.
Did she though? I don't know.
OK, well I guess in the situation I'm I'm in now, I'm
going to put the rock in my pocket.
OK. And I'm going to turn to the
Queen and I'm going to use my shape change ability to just
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take on her form and use Charm Person on her.
The Queen, You've already charmed her.
Technically, I didn't, yeah. Technically I looked back.
She can't be, but I already saidshe is by you.
You guys have charmed each otherat this point, so you guys both
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believe you're like old acquaintance friends.
Yeah, so technically she can't be, but I already said it.
OK, so long is still going to turn around and just look like
her and I'm going to try to continue this seduction cause in
my head I'm like, we just have to seduce the queen until she's
happy right this. So that's what I'm going to try
to do. I'm going to put my nice dead
friend Soul Rock in my pocket and continue seducing this queen
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looking like the queen she's. Based on what he's wearing, I
think the only pocket on her outfit would be the prison one.
Why do we think the goal is to seduce the Evil Queen?
Kill her? No, the goal is to kill the kill
the small succubus, then the queen will transform.
You hear all this while you're trying to seduce the Queen.
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Are you rolling for a performance?
Yes. OK. 34.
Fucking four, My gods, I. Am a touch of a performance
while I look like the queen. I'm offended.
I just. Lean in front of dressed like
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her. I run my hands down her side.
I pull her face close to mine and I'm like, listen honey,
we're about to have a wonderful time.
And she turns to putty in my hands.
And yeah, she really seems to beinto it.
And she's like, maybe I, I'm notso bad.
You just hear Kalimba cheering you on from in your pocket.
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OK, I'm distracting the Queen. Everybody else, take care of the
little guys. Kalimba would essentially be
like yes. Don't end up like me though, but
yes. All right.
I'm assuming your full attentionis there.
So I think Agna or I'm Sorry Faust is next if you were
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weren't doing anything else. Yeah, that's it.
All of my attention is on the Queen.
I'm going to keep her as distracted as possible while
everybody else takes out these little guys.
Alrighty. Moo Faust, Moo She.
Summoned the little guys. Shouldn't we kill her?
Well, she keeps summoning if she's wooing over here.
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I don't know. From what I heard went from the
recap, it was I don't know what was said in the last the last
game, but it was that the her Maidenhead was being protected
and not able to be set free. So I don't know if that's the
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big thing or all the small things.
And the Maidenhead is this lady.I'm pretty sure that.
Wait, what lady? Isn't there like the one main
succubus lady? Yeah, the the that's the thing,
doing the protecting and summoning.
But never mind, then kill it. Right, do I want to focus target
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kill it or do I want to like AOEdebuff kill it?
These are so confused. Am I casting a level 5
Phantasmal Killer or am I casting a level 5 AOED buff that
also does damage? I'll give you a clue of what's
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going on right now, 'cause it was playing bleeding mess, like
the thumping, throbbing, that's that's that sounded like double
bass from when you guys would started to come in here and gave
you the the key of bleeding, bleeding mascara kind of started
playing by Atreyu in the background.
Right now, the right side of thebed kicks in from the same band
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of Atreyu. I don't, no.
Idea who that is? You guys need to learn some
music. I don't listen to music.
I don't even know what name you just said I didn't hear.
It's not that I just didn't hearit.
Atreyu bleeding mascara. Was the first song.
This is the second song. This takes me back to the like
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early, mid or late middle school.
Early high school days, man. Man.
Video is unavailable. Watch.
I'm playing this and I'm going to judge you on it so you will
hear a comment. I yeah, no idea who.
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These that's like early right COM that's like early combat
deployment me like early. 2020 year old this just turn I like
this. I don't usually listen to this
is like my mom's kind of music. This is not.
I prefer gay. I prefer gay.
Clubs like. I don't care.
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This is my mom's kind of music is the last thing anyone would
ever say to describe Atreyu. I love it.
This is great. Your mom's a rock star.
She really is almost like her band is cute.
She's been to like almost all oftheir concerts.
I'm being for real. So it's screaming, so we should.
Like that? Yes.
Well, I mean. She literally went to like punk
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shows like she's been. She told me the story of how she
saw this dude staple his nut sack to a table.
Bro that one of. These that sounds like the early
2000s. I mean that.
That brings Bell. That tracks.
Anyways, terrifying. I ain't going to take up the
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entire time it requires to listen to this song.
No worries. I think my.
Sounds like we're in fight mode.Hey, how you doing there, big
fella? Hi, Rick, How you doing there?
Oh, he's, he's doing beautiful. You you.
You've literally just see him slap the Queen's ass and nibble
on her shoulder because he's kind of confused.
Bless his heart. Level 5 Phantasmal Killer on the
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Queen there. You.
Go Phantasmal Killer. That would.
Be I'm good at cleaning up the little guys.
Ash would just hear Columba likeas Columba witness.
How does it get a roll with advantage?
Because she's well distracted. She has she.
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You see, wisdom save institution.
Save. But no, you're right.
Wisdom. Yep, DC-17.
Ash would just hear as Columba watches this go down.
She would just hear Columba go yeah, from in the in her pocket.
Just you constantly agonist shitout like she has not shut up and
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she does not fighting on it. Just picture her as like Ash's
little mini commentator. OK, there was that.
Fear is visible. I have a class feature I think I
can employ here too. Let me check.
Brain Federation at the end of the turn.
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OK on each of its turns. So does it make it now make a
wisdom saving through? Yes.
OK I just went. When I read through it the first
time I was like wait so you feelyour spell go off goes all.
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Andy was a 23 for the save though as well.
That when you feel it wash over her she just goes honey.
I've seen deeper, darker nightmares on a Tuesday.
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Ouchy. Oh.
But I think she still does to atthe end of the turn.
Let's maketh them saving throat.OK?
No, that's only takes effect. It feels incredibly.
Powerful if they fail. Save your sock.
Yeah, this. Is the very example of safer
suck up the withhold person? Like if if I succeeded, she
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would become frightened and be running away from me.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to.
Yeah, it's it is a suck. Yeah, I just.
I gambled big and I lost. All right, second bonus action,
we're going to a misty step intoFranklin's aura.
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Good idea. Welcome here, baby boy.
After. After you feel that.
My wings, baby bird. I actually.
Just hear Columba cackling from the stone again like she's just
fully watching all of y'all struggle and enjoying every
second of it. What was that?
What was that? I'd miss you.
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Step like within 30 feet and then just walk over here.
Oh, OK, welcome. You're good.
I was just. I was trying to figure out
because I thought it was 30 feet, but OK.
And then you could still walk the rest of the way, aren't you?
I'm. Saying yeah.
OK, you got into it though it looks like too, because you were
able to move your character. That's good.
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Other people are. Showing the map again.
Wait a SEC, because I think Faust is actually like here.
You probably want to be in that inner aura at least.
OK, let me. Any anywhere within 10 feet.
Of the don't look at the one I just sent.
But then 5 feet of me hurts. Hurts the enemies.
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Oh, OK, 10. I don't think anyone besides
Josh can see the aura. Oh yeah, I threw it around
myself, but I can't. I don't know how to make it
show. What if Josh applies it?
But that's the. That's the updated map
currently. Thank you.
That's my turn. That's action, bonus action
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movement. That's the only place to apply
or us from is inside your token settings there so I can't do
anything different. Interesting that it only shows
up to me. I think that's still a silly
thing too. He's like you can put your
character tokens name in there but it only shows up to you in
the DM. Not the monkey having a lip
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ring. All right, so then it would be.
Browser type. I swear if I could just, I don't
know, carry on. The the three succubuses succubi
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up by. Ezra.
Spank me mommies, spank me. With Franklin on deck.
All my good spells are fucking. An agonon the the Queen hasn't
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even started casting any of her spells, if that says anything.
She's been summoning. Don't tell me that's not a spell
casting bitch. I guess that's one.
You're right, You got me there. She doesn't cast any on you guys
besides that charm, which is like her inherent ability.
It's not even like it's not a spell anyways.
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They're all going to I don't these ones that were were just
summoned have not tried to charmyou.
So they're all going to be doingthat first and foremost with ADC
15 to Ezra Charisma. Oh, I get to.
Oh, this is lovely. DC-15 Charisma save.
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That's awesome. I still have part of
inspiration. So this is.
Oh, good, good recalling. How about I say Ash?
How big is that part of inspiration?
AD 10. OK oh sweet Jesus, mother of
Christ. And you don't lose it if you
roll a failed, you can choose tokeep.
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It. That's sad, even.
OK yeah, I failed, so one of them's got me charmed.
I gotta do it again. Yay.
Dang, dude. Fuck.
Just becoming mad, OK. So I'm trying I'm.
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Trying by all three. OK.
'Cause I know I the highest number I rolled out was like a 7
and even with the D10 I don't think that's going to go very
good for me to pass. This is interesting, I missed
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this particular character's thing to hear.
We'd said specifically before, like I reiterated just for now
to for Faust's reference, that if you take damage from them,
they then you get to re roll. But the we'll do, we'll do it
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this way. The first.
The rule after I got critted andlost over the quarters of my.
Life. Yeah, I thought the charm wore
off. If you got.
Damn. It, well, the way they're
written specifically is the way that these creatures work like
that, that they're built into the system.
You. This particular ability they
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have called Draining Kiss doesn't usually trigger.
I don't think there's. Anything in the wording over
that implies? No, yeah, there isn't any
wording that says for their particular charm ability that
when they cause damage that you have to reroll.
No, in in in this one I'm reading now.
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We were talking about this last time.
That's why. That's why there was that
dissonance I. Guess I.
Don't know. I I agree with.
Is it just called charm? Because if it's just called
charm in a general DND rule for charm is that it breaks the
damage, then the text doesn't have to be in the character
itself. Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, it has there. Yeah.
There is a difference between charm and charm person.
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Is it just charm? It's just.
Charm but this. That breaks damage.
And this it's not written into their ability that way because
the other part of it is the draining kiss.
They have to be charmed to be able to hit them with the
attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, as soon as like basically they're charmed, they
get to get that attack off and then as soon as as soon as the
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damage happens, the charm goes away.
Yeah, that's what we're, that's what we're agreeing to now.
I just, it wasn't worded that way on the character like on the
on the on the sheet that I was looking at, you know?
Yeah, I was fine. Yeah, just come get me some
Ezra's ready for you to smack some booty and do some dirty
things. What's up?
What? Faust doesn't like it when he's
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kissed. Ezra might like this, I don't
know. So you get some.
Linda enjoyed it. You get some kissing on your
neck and ears from behind you because you're facing the queen.
15 and 11 psychic damage so you can reroll just same 15. 1511 is
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3636 cut in half is. 18. It's 2615 and 11.
Oh yes, nevermind, 2626 cut in half is 1313.
Thank you math all. Right.
Math is hard. Math hard.
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Stupid math. All right, let's see here.
Now come on, do something 1717. I have a birthday ration I will
hit. That will, that will work, Yeah,
Yes, You were uncharmed from oneof them.
All right. And then let's go again.
Let's roll. Come on, baby.
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I'm still, I'm still, I'm still happy with that other one.
I liked it. OK, it was a it.
Was a well see that was an 11 that wasn't live.
That was the 11, the 15 bit, a little bit too hard.
You're like, wait a second. Yeah, then I got that one.
That one was like, yeah, no, no,it's gonna accept the.
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I'm gonna accept the love. Except.
And the final one is gonna use Dominate person with the charm
you need to make a wisdom savingthrow.
Or oh fuck. Slide down the into the into the
warm, gooey pool again. Wasn't.
That fun. OK this is my this.
Is. Get out of the warm gooey pool.
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Don't do it. Oh.
It looks fun, but it's not. More like funk.
If I were called The thing is. Flooding, right?
Is the goo? Is that still flooding?
Yeah, Yeah. So it's like the whole floor
covered. Like, where's the goo?
Damn. It.
You can see if that line that I'm drawing is, is the increased
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level, Yeah. Is the increased?
Level, OK. So is it, is it like
continuously increasing? Is like there a rate?
Yeah, Ezra's in the hole again. Ezra's in the hole.
OK, you're going to need to. Make an.
Acrobat. He's been jumping in the hole.
This is fun. This is fun.
Like getting it out of the hole is easy because like acrobatics,
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I got that. I got this shit for days.
Yeah, I was just going to say acrobatics.
Yeah, it was a. Little bit broke down the hole.
Is the liquid rising 13? Yeah, 13. 13 to do a Pretty
Little, you know, Oh, look at me.
That little the liquid rises discretely, like.
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Discrete groups. Intermittently discrete.
It's. You know discrete is like in the
mathematical sense like not continuously, but it it discrete
intervals in time. Yeah, intermittently.
So as you're. And I take, I take.
I'm pretty sure I take some formof damage.
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Faust could you could definitelylay out your findings now, yeah.
It's punctuated. Just just 4 piercing, so 2.
And then I get to take, I get toI, I get to reroll.
Do not be charmed. Hey, hey.
That wasn't from the creature, that was from the hole.
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Any damage allows the save to come back if I take damage, and
it was their command that sent me into the pit.
That's fair. It was their command.
And they can't do any commands that like you get to make.
Cause harm. Get a command that could cause
harm. It it it it theoretically.
About that. Yeah, it's OK here.
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Come on, give it to me. Let me be on Charm 15, Josh 15.
I've got my button on my finger on the D1015.
That's pretty close. I would hit the button if it
doesn't work. I'm going to hit the button.
That's the meets. It beats it.
So you were down to 1. Batter.
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Or has charmed you and. Tweety come.
Down. Into the hole.
Actually, you might not be able to do that because that wouldn't
be until your turn. It's not even your turn.
You can't do that until next turn technically.
But we'll just finish this out just so it's clear what you're
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doing for that. Because as you get down into it
and like into the Vegemite, likegoo hit hit some of the some of.
The. The spikes along the way, the
tempo increases to the to the tune and starts to convulse on
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your position again. Free action Free action urinate
in the Vegemite it's. Going.
To be an infection. Oh yeah.
He's already infected, so he doesn't even have to roll for
that anymore. He's been in the hole like this.
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Is his fourth, third or third orfourth.
Time 4th. 4th time in the hole. We'll, we'll, we'll resolve that
on your turn because I, I feel like we're playing that pretty
off the cuff and I like it. But anyways, Franklin, it is
your turn OK with Agonon on deck?
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So I pop into it. Yeah, I see there are two fights
going on here. I can't help one of them right
now. Best thing I can do is help the
one in front of me. Now from what I can see in the
little image thingy, all the bell goras plus my allies, most
some some of them, plus the succubus are all in front of me
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right? Yeah, nobody.
Nobody's moved. Yeah, the last.
Picture I see. Yeah, other than as who's now in
the hole, but. Yeah, the the people, I mean the
people who are over by me. There's two fights going on
right now. Yep, Yep, Yep.
I was trying to figure out what you meant by in front of you for
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a second, but I think I figured it out.
Yep. There are 4 targets in front of
me. I'm going to cast a cone of fear
on all four of them while simultaneously my 2 skeletons
that are out will pull backwardspulling out short pose and
firing twice and I move forward enveloping all four of them in
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my aura and I call the others stay behind me.
What about beside you? I mean, beside me is fine too.
Yeah, that's absolutely a great spot for you to be.
Oh, like. The little, the little, the
little piddly boys stand behind us.
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So I. Think little.
Piddly boy. No offense to the wizard or the
Ranger, but you guys are not tank frontline tank.
So I need a 19 wisdom save from all four.
Four. Oh yeah, 4.
Things, the three Bulgaros and the suckies.
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Eight from the Succubus. Cool. 20 from 1, 6:00 and 4:00
so. Yeah, see how you like it and
your feelings messed with. So all, all of them are now
feared. Those that I can get into, yeah.
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So all they can do on their turnis dash away from man.
It's the only thing they can do,nothing else.
But while they're in within 10 feet of me, they cannot move so.
They can't do any. One minute they do not get a
save, when they take damage, they get a save at the end.
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Here let me I will post fear. Wait, so how they don't run
because they're stuck in place? So one of my ability is the
conquest Paladin creates a 10 foot aura that says if something
is frightened of you or feared of you, they cannot run away.
And the other one says, and now that they are are or they
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cannot, they lose their movementspeed if they're feared of you
or frightened. And I can post that too.
So the text of you're just like they're kind of they're frozen
and feed. Yeah, they're shocked into
place, like they're afraid, but they can't move.
Yeah, so let me. And how many are caught in the
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arm like that? While I am conscious, all
frightened creatures within 10 feet have their speed reduced to
zero and take 3 psychic damage if they start their turn in the
area, and everyone within 5 feetof me that's an anime takes 5
damage. So I'm in melee with probably as
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many as I can. At least 2.
Can we get an updated image of exactly where Franklin is?
Yeah. I'm almost posted.
I can't move myself, but I I move directly forward to get as
many of them into all four of them into 10 feet with.
It away from me. OK, specifically I'd like to get
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the succulus in front of me, andmaybe the one that's not feared.
Franklin's like, just just one. Square, the one that was like
the. Diagonal from Agon.
That that saved N made the most sense to me, but.
Man, all right, I'm pulling it up.
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Yeah, that'll work. So it'll have.
To go use its movement to run away basically.
Yeah, so three of them look likethey're within melee damage.
No, two of them two. So they take five points of
poison damage as I walk up to them, and then at the start of
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their turn they'll take three points of psychic damage.
You see them and cringe away as if they've got a pained
headache, squinting their eyes, but the poison seems to wash
over them. And then fear just so everyone
has attacks because obviously wedon't have roll 20 and it
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doesn't show up. You create a phantasmal and a
cone 30 foot cone. The wisdom save all frightened.
A creature must take the dash action and move away to the
safest location unless there's nowhere to move, but there is,
but they can't if creatures turn.
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If the creature ends its turn inthe location where it doesn't
have line of sight, it can make a wisdom save.
On a successful save, the spell ends.
So so long as I'm within line ofsight of it for the next minute
it is stuck in place while we wail on it.
And then I know then I like a general slash down at the air
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and my 2 skeletons fire their short bows towards I towards the
succubus on the yeah. So +4 to hit.
I will roll on D&D Beyond because I don't have.
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Yeah, as long as you roll, this is.
For both of them, +4 to hit 18 and a 13417 is the minimum to
hit there. If it did, OK.
It it lumped him together as a 31.
That's why I was like what the fuck are these skeletons?
Yeah, I just rolled twice. Yeah, no, the the 17 you said
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that'll hit. OK and then they each do one D 6
+ 2, so I'll roll 2 D 6 + 4. What's the 10414 all So all
piercing? All all piercing.
Yeah, I don't have any poison inyet yeah 14 total for both just.
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Checking. And they move out of line of
sight. So finishing their turn they
will hide behind me so that theyare not in range of anyone.
And that'll be my turn or I'll use my bonus action to form of
dread. So I'll transform from the small
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skeleton turtle to a large dreadful skeleton turtle.
A lot going on in this. No, I'm done.
And I point to the I point everyone towards them and I say
kill the succubus. That's the one that summoned it,
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right? Yeah.
And I think it's Agonon's turn. Agonon is going to Nope the fuck
out of this little party, so he's going to use his.
What's it called do do do do do scrolly scroll Ethereal step
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once per short rest as a bonus action.
I can cast etherealness without using a spell slot and zip away,
and I'm assuming that does not provoke any opportunity attacks.
And you go into the ethereal plane, right?
Correct. So.
No, that means you'd see kalimba, maybe.
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Oh yeah. You'd see them, her spirit, at
least, inside Ash's pocket. Acting like a cheerleader.
So I would like to move on the opposite side of Franklin,
staying within the aura but getting as far away from these
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guys as I can, staying within the outside further aura.
So like maybe between the zombies, but no, no South of the
westernmost zombie. I think I know what you mean.
I think I got you there. Yeah, so plan South of the West,
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zombie. Yeah, I got you.
Yeah. All right.
And then I'll send the updated map real quick.
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I already got that, thanks because I was trying to make
sure. Oh I'm sorry, the 2 zombies
moved. Yeah, the skeletons would be
further away at bow range. Oh, OK, You said behind you, so
I kind of just put him like behind you.
Sorry. Yeah, he looks like he's between
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squares. How does this work?
It was just like if you were on squares.
I put it just I was trying to make it so that you're still in
the aura, so you're more in the farther away 1, so count that
one. OK got it.
OK then he's going to fire off 2arrows of the succubus.
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I also played around with my character sheet and for some
reason my +2 arrows are not. They're not doing anything to my
hit and damage modifiers and I don't know why.
Like I tried on equipping them and re equipping them and my
numbers don't change it. Might be because their
ammunition as opposed to like the actual weapon, but that's.
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Interesting. So I'm just going to have to
manually add that. Yeah, yeah.
And oh, and unfortunately, you can't see my role.
No, that's OK. You're.
Going to have to trust me. I won't lie, I swear.
I can always check on DMDB on still but I trust you.
Oh cool. OK so Longbow to attack and then
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wait, let me read off the ammunition inventory.
No equiver arrows +2. I get a + 2 bonus to attack and
damage roles. OK, so Longbow it.
May get advantage one second. Let me look up frightened.
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I. Don't think so, I think.
So. But I could be wrong.
But I could be wrong, I've been wrong before.
Frank. Disadvantage.
Yeah, OK, never mind. I got to push them prone to do
that. Just a second, I need proof of
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concept. Did you do?
Josh, I'm sending you the picture.
I'm I texted you the picture to show you that I've rolled a
natural 20. I believe you.
I just texted you the picture so20 + 9 + 2 from the arrows so
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that. Is a. 31.
To hit or. To hit.
Oh yeah, that'll do it, Yeah. A little bit of overkill I
guess. I'm pretty pissed at her for
trying to be Nimoy. No one's Nimoy except Nimoy.
Thanks. OK, so damage 6 + 3 + 6 + 2 so
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17. How do?
You want to. Kill Oh wait, how does this work
with Oh, I killed it anyway. How do you want to kill it?
Totally. Right in the heart because she
tried to hurt me. And there's two arrows, right?
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I mean, that was just the first arrow.
Technically, yeah. Jesus.
That was 17 damage for the firstarrow.
Yeah, I was just clarifying. Yeah, yeah, you'd see the arrow
get lodged there then. And then she just grow, grabs up
for it still in Nimaway's form and go why and falls back.
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No sympathy, dead eyes. You don't got me for the second
arrow, the big creature behind the zombies, because that has
access to the most allies. Can I hit that?
Is it big enough to shoot over the zombies?
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We'll. Pause the Are the both girls
still there? Yeah, that's what.
I have. Oh yeah, I'm in preachers by the
succulus. So are they still?
There's no wording for it. What's the general consensus?
Generally. It's a spell, and it's a
summoning spells, generally concentration.
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Yeah, as a player I'd be. Expecting them to disappear.
Yeah, it's time to go away. What I would look up Josh is
summon greater demon. That's the spell to summon a
Bulgura. Oh, this is literally just one
of their abilities even to. Yeah, but if you're just trying
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to get a general because it sounds like you might be using
some sort of homebrew clean Sekita.
Yeah, these were like, they're her Knights.
So yeah, it's a concentration upto one hour.
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Yeah, it does, once. You lose concentration, they go
away. For the Summon Greater Demon,
Yeah, this. Greater Demon.
That makes sense. Yeah.
This one was specifically just saying there's an 80% chance
that they could be summoned. So that was kind of what I
thought would be the this. I don't know if that's the word
of the same way or not. I haven't gotten to it yet.
Well, if they remain, Franklin'sgoing to point at the one who's
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not a feared as as you are shooting your second shot.
If if they remain here, one of them is not afraid.
Well, I mean, are we going to, are you going to follow the rest
of the rules for summer? Greater Damon, like hold on, let
me go back to what the part I was looking at.
That's what I was trying to figure out.
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Like it says, they have to have commands, and if it has no
command then it spends its turn attacking any creature within
reach that has attacked it. But technically Franklin has
only Franklin has not hit anybody.
So even the one that isn't like feared like hasn't been hit yet.
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So would it be able to even do anything through that logic?
I mean, if it's now here, well, OK, which one summoned it?
The Queen or the regular succubus?
The regular. But yeah, it was a succubus.
OK I will. Personally I would assume they
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would go because if every succubus on this map has an 80%
chance to summon 3. No, it was just two creatures,
and there's only one other creature on the map right now
that can do that, do that. You do use the Boo.
I think it let me let me make sure of the token.
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Yeah, OK, one other creature cando that, so.
They didn't disappear. I'm going to read this.
Whole. Thing and give my very
unprofessional opinion on this. I would lean on side they
disappear like a concentration spell when the when the when the
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person dies, but I'm not runningbehind I've.
Seen. I'm just in between and what
I'll do just to make it as much fair as possible, is leaving it
to up to the dice because that'swell.
I would argue that when I play Divinity 2 and Baldur's Gate 3,
when I die my summons disappear and they're based.
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On. The Indian.
They're straight up. Based.
On the Indian summon Greater Demon, there is a chance for
y'all to make them obey you, so I would take that into
consideration before you make decisions.
I have no way to make the movie Amy.
Yeah, my, I mean it's literally you get you?
Yes, my call. Was going my call was going to
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be you call odds or even Emily. What if you if you get what you
call for, then they did because you killed it.
What? So I'm going to.
There's really no way to figure this out with the rules.
Yeah, odds are even. That's the quickest way that I
have to come to decision. The issue is that he he's using
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a a homebrew version of a Greater succulus which has
homebrew abilities. I would go by the base DND rules
of what happens when a Summoner dies?
What happens to the summons? What does base DND say?
Someone's to go away. It depends upon what lure you're
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looking at, because demons are adifferent sort of animal in that
regard to because if you speak ademon's name and they appear and
they're stronger than you, they can still subsist and subside,
usually by eating people's souls.
But that's just my two cents andthat's why I'm like quickest way
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to decide. Nice.
This definition says the summon creatures obey verbal commands,
take their turns after the caster, and disappear when the
spell ends or they reach zero hit points.
Well, it's not a spell. What's the issue?
It's an. Yeah, yeah, like and
theoretically typically. Typically whenever these kinds
of rules are written though, they do disappear.
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I'm trying to find some examples.
So I guess my my my theory is this if the other one of these
also 80% chance summons 3 balgura.
Then we're guys. Are all in agreeance too.
I'll lean on. That feels like a TPK.
OK. We're we're we're already
struggling like just just being honest.
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I'm. In a hole.
I'm not coming to get you again.I don't.
See much of. I see.
I see there's a chance that you guys couldn't survive, but it's
not necessarily zero. That's where I'm at.
But I will, I will lean on you guys.
You guys are all saying that. So that'll going forward, they
disappear. Sweet.
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I mean, if it's too if they get too screwed, then there is
something you could do regardingsomething with me.
Wink wink nudge nudge. I ain't.
Squirtle. That we were talking about
earlier. Is that your turn then, Agonon?
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Oh no. So I have one more arrow.
Let's see. The closest enemy to me is
probably the succubus that was trying to attack mommy.
Let's see 5 and 15/20/20 5:30. Should be able to hit it with a
bow 40. Five, it's 45 feet.
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Yep. All right.
Or 50 technically, but yeah. And my bow is yeah, yeah, I can
hit that. Just because I can't hit it
doesn't mean I want to know. OK, Two attack is a 12 + 9 + 2
so 23. That'll hit.
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Sweet damage 18 + 9 + 2 and I will send you the picture.
Proof 29, right? Yeah, so 29 damage.
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Without seeing it, sometimes my brain struggles.
Yeah. Wait, no, no.
There's the picture for that one.
I'll do it. OK, that one strikes it in the
arm or something and it. Can I pin her to the the the
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disgusting BLOB or no? I think that's a particular type
of strike. So if if she was not going to
move at all as flavor, but if she's going to move, then no.
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Not with that, not with that damage.
That's a good bit of damage. But the I, I think that it's
not, it's not pitting them just because they are.
It's also pretty gooey. If it were to even be like
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painting somebody jello. Great.
All right. Is that you?
Oh, and I guess I'd also like toflavor when Agonon was going to
the Ethereal Plane and when he saw it's Kelly, right?
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Yep. Basically, he wouldn't have had
time to say anything because he was just taking a step in and a
step out. But would Kelly have been close
enough to like, reach out and touch?
It would feel like it because everything in the ear the
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aeroplane seems to be touching so like even though you briefly
walked through it, you would have been brushing across a
flowing so everything else wouldhave seemed like a flowing river
of soul almost around you. And you can tell touching on
their mind and such as they brushed against you in your in
your brief second, but just withtheir.
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Worries and distraught. Fears and whatnot, kind of
whales in some cases. Cheers and others.
But in you would see Kelly as like a solid Moat in that
flowing river. If she had like a form enough to
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identify as humanoid, I would have probably taken her, clasped
one of her hands and two of mineas I stepped past.
In the instant before I disappear again, would she have
had any time to say anything to me or no?
Or like transfer thoughts? How does that happen at all?
You probably would have heard her mutterings about being
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pissed off at something. It sounds like.
If I'm incorrect, Kelly, you cancorrect me, but I think that's
what you were saying and you didnot see a form and as you tried
to grasp it, it is solid, whatever it is, but it's like
also formed and stuck in that river almost like it can't move
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like a like a, like a large stone at the bottom of a moving
river. It it wasn't meant to like take
her with me is more just like a comforting like cup her hand
between my two hands before I disappear.
And what would what would be in the transfer of your emotions
and mental state? Slash and get singular thought
that you might have been able totransfer.
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Regret if I had to choose one word that works and the
intention of seeking. Did you get all that, Kelly?
No. He's just distracted, not
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paying. Attention and.
Then and then the ghost. Is just paying off the ghost.
To buy a ghost. 4/4 or 4 not found.
All right. OK, basically, right.
Now. As Agonon stepped briefly
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through the Ethereum plane, he reached out to Cali's forearm
and claps clasped one of her hands between the two of his
hands and conveyed the thought of regret and the intention of
seeking in the instant before hethen disappeared back into the
the world. What does that usually do?
I'm confused, I've never experienced this.
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Role play this. Yeah, it's just role play well.
You say I don't know what direction to go.
Is it? You can.
You can convey one thought and emotion to her to be them.
Sorry take in. Was it just blue that an
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emotion? Don't.
Get me wrong, Agonon thinks she's a dumb kid for getting
herself killed, but he still is sad that they couldn't do
anything to help her. Oh.
He's muted himself. I don't know if he's talking or
not, but moving on. Next.
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The Queen at the end of the turnorder just before mommy.
Remember, I called for her to come join me in the pit.
The queen, Yep, she she was not charmed.
Charmed by you, If I recall, she's very much involved.
Invitation. Invitation.
Oh, that's right. She's very much involved in this
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encounter with Ash. And you see them, their limbs
intertwining and going down ontothe ground.
And the thrumming base seems to stop almost instantaneously as
everything seems to kind of chill out.
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And the liquid starts to rescindfrom the pool as you float
farther down to the bottom. Ezra and the the Queen you you
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see at the bottom as as the queen cries out in ecstasy, a
plug. I see the plug.
That's the magical plug. Get it?
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Ezra will get it on his turn. Yep, you're up.
You're on deck. If you can let me know, I can
cast Bigsby's hand and just. Pluck.
Anyways, sorry about that. I got this activity and I had
something I had to handle. But when Agonon would have
touched her hand, he would have felt like a very, very strong
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emotion of longing for her brothers.
That would be the first prioritywould be her brother.
OK. And pure longing, not any sort
of anger. No, or bitterness.
She wants her brother. She just wants her brother.
Like it's like he's, he's her older brother.
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So it's like I, I don't know, I'm not a younger sibling.
I'm bad at explaining this. I'm not.
But it's like what I can imaginelike seeing a sibling after they
go away to college would be likebut like 100 times stronger
because she thought he was dead.And is her brother someone that
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she's talked to the group about?I don't think so.
No, but she would be attempting to explain to Ash like what the
whole situation with him is. And oh, you're kidding.
Can. Oh, you're just getting it on.
Yeah, I was just going to just say you're getting you.
You were only able to convey that briefness to Agonon and Ash
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is probably got a boop. Please leave a message after the
beep A. Little busy right now kid, Can I
get back to you? Linda's still yapping in her
ears. She doesn't care if she's
listening or not, she's just steady talking.
Yeah, I don't know what beep was, but I'm just going to keep
going. All right, Mommy, I believe it
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is your turn with Ezra on deck. Sorry.
Yeah, it is my turn. OK, so Franklin.
Oops, sorry, I did not mean to do that, just control Z work.
It does. OK, so there are no more things
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to kill South of us, right? Those are all dead?
Yep. The South of the map.
Is clear, but I just can't attack it.
Yeah, I can't attack that guy. Yeah.
Are there things to attack up north?
Yes, there is. OK, so then I will move 5/10/15
there's. The one succubus to the east. 35
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yeah, I can't attack that one. Alright, 'cause you're charmed,
right? Yeah, I'm going to move up this
way. Yeah.
So I'm moving directly West of the pit and I am going to attack
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these Occupy up here. OK, get him.
Over top Callie's corpse. Got it.
Yep, Yep, her corpse only has heels on literally so.
Getting like stepped on and likecovered in dirt and just like
poor thing all. Right.
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So 14, a 31 and a 25 to hit. Two of those hit.
OK, good. The 14 was a natural one.
Mother fucker. Another one that's annoying.
OK whatever then. Eight damage and 10 damage.
Don't forget. All the same one, right?
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Oh. Yeah, Oh yeah, I'm raging.
So +3 21. Plus. 4.
Oh yeah, plus, I'm sorry, Ezra, still +3.
Yeah, 22. They also get an advantage on
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strength checks and savings. I'm sorry.
Oh, you're good. Plus 4 resistance, 2 things.
Yeah. OK, so 22 damage and I'm
assuming I can only attack this one 'cause there's people in the
way of the other ones. Yeah, they they aren't.
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The other ones are. Yeah, correct.
Well, technically, yeah. So Ash and the Queen are these
two here on the ground. So it's theoretically, I mean,
you could have redirected that one of the axes over to the.
Other I'm just going to try to take, take them, take one out.
We'll see if I can with 22. It does.
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It does. It does some damage but not not
enough to kill it yet. So nice satisfying X donk into
the body. Taking a normal.
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Right. Think that's Ezra's?
Turn. That's all I can do.
Yep. OK, Ezra must know the most
important question. Is this a pull plug or push
plug? Ezra must know these important
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questions. It doesn't have any clear
indication on it. Free action Mama Ash, do I push
or pull the plug? Oh, wait, I got to put Faust
back on the map somehow too. Where did you?
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Oh, wait, no, you're down there.You move.
That's right. I thought you were still up
there. In the midst of what is
happening up top. Coitus.
Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to crawl out.
Is also is always a good option.Got it.
Now Edge was going to pull the fuck out of this thing and it's
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a strength related so I get advantage.
Strength related. Gotta love strength related
things. You brush over one of the
corpses of the incubi that seem to be.
Slow floating you. Buy.
It's like out my way and this kind of like flings it over out
of my way. I'm busy.
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And then just dive. All right, let's do some.
Let's do some I'm going to lift.I think I found an answer to the
demon summoning thing according to the.
Spell. Oh, sorry, I don't want to
interrupt. Anything waiting for a strength
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save. So what's the?
According to forgottenrealms.fandom.com this
is the only place I found a description of how to cast the
spell yourself as a player. It says if the caster broke
concentration early. Dying I would assume includes
breaking concentration. An uncontrolled demon?
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No. It wasn't early, at least in my
mind, but anyways, continue. Well, the the context the the
the word early is in context to the previous part of this
paragraph that I'm skipping. OK, so if the caster broke
concentration, an uncontrolled demon remains for several
seconds, but a demon still in thrall when concentration is
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broken is dismissed immediately is what it says. 26 to pull the
plug. You get it to budget, but it
doesn't come out. Got to.
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Pull again, we'll ask Mommy. I see that.
I know. Oh, she had to go to bed.
Come on, do something pretty. That'd be another 25 to pull it.
So pulling's not working. It's not well, shit.
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That would be Kelly's turn if you have.
Bonus action gonna bite it, OK. I have a fucking retarded idea
and God help me for this one. You're up soon after.
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After 3030 to bite the shit out of it.
You're able to get your a full mouth of the Vegemite goo at the
same time that you're some real deep into it and you think you
could get it the next time you tried pulling with your teeth.
Yeah. So there's Vegemite goo goo in
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the pool. What is going to come out of the
plug? Ezra has no idea, but he's about
to pull the plug. All right.
Would you say that this is a door, box, chest or mat or
something of the like that is sealed by mundane or magical
means? Let me say yes, I want to know
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what is about to have it. I really want to say yes for
everyone's sake, but at the sametime, this is got to do with.
OK, sure. Yeah.
There's there's enough double entendre here to make it worth
it. Yeah, it's my turn.
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It it's actually you're, you're you're.
Yeah, it's Kelly's. You're up soon though.
I have a theoretical question about would being that Kelly is,
you know, deceased now and hurt,giving that her brother is a
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grave cleric and an undead warlock, would she be able to
contact him through the etherealplane?
This bitch. I'm right here.
Sosi fucked up. We'll say yes, especially
considering your other proclivities.
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She's going to contact her brother and see if he is
somewhat able to get here to save everybody.
'S ass didn't. Did he think you were dead too?
No, he knew she was alive until she died and contacted me.
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He thought she he would think she's still stuck up in the
thing. OK, you can tell me how that
works out for you for with your brother and yourself there.
Would it work though? Would he be able to get here?
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That's the better question for you.
Would you allow that? At this time he sees a path, but
it wouldn't be instantaneous. About how long would it take
Give me an idea of before I figure out how long to do this.
He's he feels a connection startforming between your torque on
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you and himself. Bitch, you're still wearing that
torque, I will RIP it off your fucking.
Off your cold dead. Body.
Off. I thought I took the torque off.
You can feel its presence eve inyour current form.
Oh, I did take you. Through the red box, God damn
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it. We argued about it, I tried to
stomp the crystal, it pierced myfoot and then we put it in the
box. Yep.
So she doesn't have her on her person, no.
No, you just feel a bond with it.
That's like, especially in the state that you're in.
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But she would just, that conversation would pretty much
go, I don't think like this would respond to me.
Like this is her brother's name,LYCUSN.
He wouldn't. She would talk to him, but I
don't think he would necessarilyrespond.
He would just go immediately into action and start going
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where she is once he feels that she is dead.
Like it's like that older brother protection thing over
his younger sisters, 'cause I have that with both of my
sisters and just immediately just start going to wherever she
says she is. I will leave you with this
before we move on then too and see how he responds.
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Like is that is in front of him floats A flutters rather up a
scroll out of seemingly nowhere that says areth the path
unfolds. Do you accept?
Do you want to play a game? Literally a written.
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Invitation. A limbo would just be talking to
him, being like, you need to accept this.
It's what's good for both of us.If you ever want a chance of
speaking to me again after this,just in general, accept this.
And Columbus just steady yappingagain so he would accept, I
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feel. He would.
All right, Are you summoning your brother as your replacement
character? You're not only that.
Me and John. Yeah, I was.
Going to say it was pre discussed.
Yep, that kalimba could be couldserve as his spiritual weapon
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that he can summon. So prepare to see a very Beachy
looking Mace. Beachy looking, yeah.
You're going to play a sentient Mace.
That's going to be Columbus. Columbus is going to be a
sentient Mace. In Iraq.
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Oh, you want to get your soul turned into a weapon for your?
Brother, he can, he can already some.
He has the spiritual weapons bill.
Yeah, I mean, we have the we have the chest of desire and a
rock with your soul in it, so wecould do it.
And he already has. Amazing.
Power. So how how how is this going to
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work out? How is this?
I figure we'll wait until next session so that we don't break
it. Break this up too much with the
introduction to the table like. I thought you, I thought we had
said like there won't be a tableportion.
We did not say that you may haveassumed it tables every.
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Time. Hold up.
Let me look at them. I feel like you said that I have
a vivid memory of that message flashing in my face.
Hold up. OK.
Table is good man, you get a magic item.
Right. Also Kelly would fully be
telling Ash like take the dice out of my bag in the corner,
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roll it, see if you can trigger this.
Bitch anyways, I think the othersuccubi that have a couple turns
before Ash, which you're up right now I'll say because the
other one, this one here is the only other one that was going to
get a turn is walking towards the pit and looking over and
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going. No one's ever gotten down that
far and. Also this is a new experience
for them. Good to know.
And the. Big Fireball region right here.
Yeah, and then the queen is alsostate.
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He looks back over at the Queen and goes.
She seems to be really enjoying herself.
Yeah, you did. You did.
I don't might have interpreted this wrong, but you did say for
instances like this, I have already described these
characters as as having already jumped off the table, just had
not found a group yet. So we do not have to go through
that. Yes.
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So we would just have to go through like what hat what
happened when you jumped off thetable.
OK, got you. Because I guess it.
Depends. I just felt like I was going
crazy because I felt like I knewI knew you were.
Yeah, I understand where you're getting confused because so
basically what I was trying to say is that like when you jump
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off the table, there is going tohave been some other
shenanigans. So like, this is transpiring all
right now, but we're going to gloss over what happens from
when you jumped off of the tableto how you get to exactly where
you're going to be. But you're and you can come up
with an explanation of how and when and why those actions came
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forth after you jumped off the table.
But you're going to be jumping off the table.
OK. Anyways Ash what you doing?
So I'm still. On that.
The Queen. The Queen has been whispering to
you this whole time to Oh yes, Ican finally love myself.
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Maybe it can. Be.
I want to say that I just keep this up because there's still
enemies around us. I still can't get roll 20 to
show for me, but yeah there's still enemies around us.
And are those 4 succubus still very near us?
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They seem to be like they know I'm doing my job on.
His duties? You know the they're, they're
the cameraman of this experience.
All right, so I am going to keepup this performance then and
keep the Queen occupied while mycomrades kill everybody else.
I feel like this is a distraction and I'm not going to
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fuck it up 28. Oh, still good though.
And. Yeah.
Let's see. Oh, wait, no, it'd actually be
Charisma, wouldn't it? Oops, that's your.
No, that's hers. No, that's not.
That's somebody else's gosh darnit.
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Refresh. You can always use Ezra's
Charisma. I was going to say, do I need to
make a charisma? No, it's just for you did with
the performance that's I did. Yeah, she's trying to I'm
trying. I was trying to roll her
performance to see how she oh, she's got plus 10 2030.
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So you you feel pretty satisfiedtoo.
And I don't know what else you're you're possibly
whispering back. Actually I I feel like turning
into her was a good option because she seems to be really
enthralled with herself. So I'm going to keep rolling
with that and be like yes, you're beautiful and you're
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amazing. Just feel how beautiful and
amazing you are as I like lean into the caresses even more.
And and you you it's been a while but you feel her start to
cry with like a happy cry duringduring the experience too.
Like, Oh my God. Yes, exactly.
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Is Ezra working the joystick while you're doing all that
mental? This is so great.
Oh. God, it's working.
And teamwork Go, go, go on Faust, what you doing just.
This blank look washes over Faust faces like a sudden
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realization hits him. Ave.
Maria begins to play in the background, or at least in her
pants. He approaches the edge, looks
down at the plug with. Ezra's mouth all over it.
Thighs lifts his hand and casts the word knock or cast the spell
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knock. And a different liquid pours
forth as your head is thrown back from pulling on this plug,
Ezra of a clear liquid that seems to spray out and kind of
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reduce the inflammation of the of the floor in the surrounding
area. And at this time, you guys don't
see any menacing stances and theOh and the as the liquid landing
on some of the other creatures that were more demonic, they're
more beautific visions come backwhere you guys are all standing
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around in for just a second. The teeth rescind from the
round, the outside, the inflammation decrease, said
Robbing stops and there's It's just this subtle sense of.
Ezra screams out. Yes.
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No, let's have an orgy. You guys blink and wipe some of
the liquid, presumably out of your eyes, and as you're doing
so, find yourselves back in the garden with a.
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House looks incredibly just he he is.
Shell shocked. No, Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of
word. I'm looking.
He is dissociating right now. He is like.
He's expressing. Far away as he's just covered in
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this I guess 'cause he was in splash zone.
Wait, a whole lot would have been in splash zone, dude.
Oh yeah, he. Rode the ride.
Yeah, he did, He did. He rode that ride.
He, he is. He, he is out.
He is in. You know this setting right now
He is fully naked, glistening. And we do it again.
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He looks at the queen. Can we do it again?
And she's like melted butter in her seat.
And she's just like, just just give me a moment.
And she pulls out like what looks like a, a, a wrapped leaf
of some sort and just tokes it up.
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And you guys all hear besides that and kind of see the
painting of that she had off to the side of here.
I'm finally getting your token in here, Ash.
I think. I don't think it was in here.
Oh, yeah, it was it was just down.
OK, we're good. Anyways, so you guys should all
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see the map if you're in Rule 20.
Yeah. Fast, takes a moment, just uses
press the digitation to clean himself off.
I run. Over to the corpse of our
comrade. How long has it been since he he
went down? You mean Kelly?
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Yeah. Oops, that was an accident.
OK, I don't have revivify but I can extend how long it takes for
him to like that he can be revived.
She. She Sorry, Michael.
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'S not good at telling. Gary, let me guess what your
vinic has told up. Is it gentle repose?
Yeah, Kelly's brother has that. That's why I tried to get him
there, so he could save her bodybefore it rots and actually give
her a funeral. Golis Funeral.
Also, we're back, Bob. I pounded the tuna.
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I'm fasting, gentle with nose. Comes out of a Bush, rubs his
eyes and it was good job as he'sgot your form.
Do you want to help me go again?He's got Ezra's form.
Yeah. Kelly would Kelly would be Kelly
would be explaining to Ash through the stone that her
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brother is on the way so. With this explanation, I would
also, I think I'm still in the shape of the queen from combat
and I would have pulled the stone out and I'm like holding
it out to Franklin Be like, can you hear what this rocket say?
Not right now. If I take it, baby, I'll pick up
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the The Rock. Would Franklin be able to hear
me now before I start spouting off bullshit?
Oh yeah. OK, but I Franklin so you know,
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you see what happens, you see, you see how I end up so.
Yeah, I wasn't here for it all but your dad.
Well my brother's on the way. From what I remember about him,
he's a warlock and a cleric. They all will be getting losing
a front liner but gaining another man revived.
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I'm honestly chilling in this summer right now.
Even if y'all did revive me, I think I would take more of a
backseat because that hurt more than I thought it would.
Yeah, I get that. What do you want me to do with
your corpse? Can I?
Eat. What are you?
What are you? What are you gain from eating
it? What are you?
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What are you gaining from eating, dear?
God. No trance I can use.
Consume mind and learn everything that you know.
You know what? Go ahead.
Cool, cool. So I'll write that down.
I'll just leave it. Well, I'm sure I'm bobbing in
here. We're going to hold on to your
OK, have it which. OK, I can always just come visit
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me in here if he really feels like it.
OK, All right, Well, I'm going to keep your body on ice in case
you change your mind until your brother gets here.
You become whatever you're goingto become.
Transformation. I get it.
I've been there. It used to be small and weak and
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now I'm not. You're just small and not weak.
Yeah, all right. Cool beings, dude.
Hand me to, hand me to Ezra realquick.
I got something I want to say specifically to him.
Yeah. No worries, Ezra is currently
busy with Bob trying to get whathe calls the two way with the
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three-way. The Queen is just going.
Who would have thought that opening my seal to hell would
have been someone teaching me tolove myself and as you guys have
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been? We will love yourself.
I mean, wait, I have AI have a different idea, Franklin, I have
a different idea. As the Queen is saying this too,
she kind of gestures in the painting of sexy Satan, kind of
on hinges and on the other side.Oh yes, that looks like it.
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Like correct now and there is a glowing heart-shaped Ruby
roughly cut behind the painting inside of like a recessed image
there or recessed frame and she she just goes.
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If you take a one of those keys to hell, I think it's the
tragicahedron that should be able to view through to anyone's
above. What's on the other side?
What? Oh, you haven't?
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Figured this out yet? I thought you guys had said you
broke some seals before. Yeah, we know, but like, what's
the layout on the other side? Oh, it's pretty horrific.
I'm not going there right now. It's it's the first level of
hell anguish, I think. But that's where Asha mail
rules. Right.
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OK, we need a team meeting before we all just pile through
that tour. But yeah, probably try that.
Converts with Franklin's too. I got a question.
Franklin. I need a bath.
Sure, what's up? So Bob can control bodies as
hosts, right? Like that's this whole stick.
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What if Bob inherits my body? That's yeah, that's an option.
Yeah, right now he's a mimic. But you want to fuck boy, to be
in charge of your body. Yeah, what what he will do with
that body? I.
Can't promise what's going to happen to you.
I mean, if you really want to get technical, having a folk boy
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in charge of my body was how I died in the 1st place, so it's
really going to. Fuck with your brother though,
like he's going to come in and you're going to be like dead but
like fucking someone you know? Also I'm so if him inheriting a
body stops it from decaying. Oh, that's cool too.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm sure he
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doesn't. Mind, I could be in the rock,
Bob could be in my body and my brother would be here.
It would be like a little reallyfucked up family reunion, Bob.
Can't hear, can only hear one side of the conversation.
And so he's he chimes in with a are we doing a step brother,
step sister situation here or? All right, hold on.
I, I I take the rock away from my ears.
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Hey, Bob, look at this body. Kind of toe it completely naked,
but heels all beat up once we clean it up.
You want to take this thing for a joyride?
Sure, do we have some way to preserve my mimic body?
I kind of enjoy this like turn. Oh, this?
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Yeah, I like the. Mimic Why do you like this one?
But Bob, you look so good as, as, as we're looking at him,
looked at him, looking at him. Hand the rock to Ezra.
I got something I want to say. Sure.
I hand it over and I turned backto Bob.
I'm pretty sure it would just turn back to a mimic once you
stop possessing it, so we just put it in the closet.
What I do with rock? What do you want, rock?
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So you mean to tell me that you like Bob's mimic body better
than mine? You just.
Like. You can hear her suck her teeth
from the other side just. Actually, Ezra, like Queen body,
I'm trying to get Bob to do the thing where we do the thing with
all three of us and we have fun like that.
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You are interrupting Ezra time. Queen.
Says. Love self, Queen says.
We have to love self, so I'm going to love myself on.
It sounds like you have a littletoo much self love.
I already undressed, it's hard to find clothes again.
So am I, so am I. Bob follows back up your
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comment, though Franklin with I think you've been misinformed.
Usually whenever I posit soul iskind of, it kind of usually just
goes away after a while. It gives, it gives up.
If I'm able to successfully possess it all the way, she's
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dead right? Yeah, it was a dead corpse.
That might be actually a little bit harder.
There's some of the same challenges.
I don't know if you've come across it or not, but when body
becomes corpse there's some rituals involved into.
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It Yeah, I know someone who got into that shit.
OK, well, we'll figure it out. We'll keep her on ice for now
and then. Also he's a mimic, he can just
turn into Cali. True.
Yeah, I can. If you want me to scare your
brother for a second and try to seduce him, that'd.
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Be weird, Cali's just barking. Give the rock to Bob.
She's just saying that on the end.
So as we will maybe listen to her, just give me to Bob real
quick. Hello.
Do not. And you just hear her voice a
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boom out of the rock, like it's like.
Like a howler from Harry Potter.Literally like when Ron opened
that letter, except it's Bob with the rock.
Do. Not try anything with him under
any circumstances because I willcome figure out a way to come up
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out of this rock and tear you limb from limb.
And sniggering in the background, still in the body of
the Queen. This is a real like spider man
moment we got anyways so I thinkit was missed too.
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But Bob had turned into Franklinwhen he started talking to
Frank. So what you see Franklin with
the stone, holding the stone a far away from his face as
possible even there's no sound or anything coming out of it.
His eyes real bugged out like. Because you might.
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I don't know, you probably didn't hear this, but my brother
is a death clerk, cleric and a warlock.
He will send your ass right backto the underworld we're going to
get. Along he can he.
Can he could certainly try, but I will do my best to restrain my
urges. You will be there with.
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This. We're doing this, Bob.
Ezra wants to have sex with. You in a queen do do me a favor
and slap Ezra on the back of thehead real quick for me, just as
a final parting gift. Oh, I got you, Boo.
Hey, Ezra, look over there. What?
And I throw the stone at the back of his head.
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Right as it as it connects, you just hear Kalima go dumb ass
bitch and just rattling off at him now like he's awful.
He's done with her conversation with Bob and she's focused on
Ezra now. Stupid rock.
You know you didn't realize she told me to do that with me.
You're the strong one, right? So why would you leave the
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frail, petite little woman all by herself to do with the
Nieman? You're the strong one who wanted
to get with all of them. Then you gave me that idea.
Now I'm dead. It could have been you.
It could have been you. Wait wait, what?
Pop say sound like skill issue? Oh my God.
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I'm in a skill issue your ass here in a minute while I come
about the garage. Try.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What was that thing?
Mom? Ash said.
What happened one time? Ezra's going to take the rock.
Oh God. And then Ezra's going to take
the rock and put it in a very, very safe place.
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Oh God. House is going to just move fast
is going to. In the booty.
He's going to go into the pocketrocket.
He's going to find a nice, quietplace with a drink and a book.
I. Was gonna die for Ezra and grab
the rock. Before Ash gets the rock, you're
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just going to hear Kalimba go in.
I hope you know because of whereyou put me, you're stuck with me
eternally. I will sit here and talk and
talk and drive you crazy until you cannot stand me anymore.
So maybe you decided to make this for say.
You are funny, you make you may think you can do that, but Ezra
already. Fox out is that?
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Ezra. Oh.
Alley. Do you have a vibrate setting?
Just turn it to Max. Although Ezra's about to find
out for for. Faust you'd probably remember
too after going into the poker rocket.
Realizing they're around too is probably the perfect time to
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utilize one of those baths that are around in the cleaning
chambers. So you're sitting in a nice warm
bath with your book drink. Ezra, tell, tell, tell somebody
to go check on my flowers. I don't listen to farts.
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Oh my gosh. Did I managed to get to the rock
before I got put in a safe place?
Oh, I missed that. You could try to.
Roll. A.
I'm going to director. Oh, he lives in someone's butt
now. Oh shit, I only wrote. 12.
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Versus. You rolled a what?
A12 sleight of hand. Oh no, I I would hit test this
for the hand. Or yeah, that seems like the
best move 'cause you guys are trying to do.
Must do the same thing very quickly. 7.
You get right inside the booty cheeks right before Ash pulls
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you out. I.
Will hold on to this, don't worry as.
You. As you take hold to the rod, you
just still hear Kalimba just going off.
Just not. You don't even hear her.
You don't even hear her take a breath.
You just hear her just talk. She doesn't need her.
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She can talk endlessly. And then and then out of nowhere
she just stops and says can you tell Agonon to check on the
flowers please? He probably knows more about it
than any of y'all will since he was the one that was with me
when we found them. It's the least I could do for
you. I do, I convey that to Agonon
about the flowers and I'm like, all right, we do need to make a
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decision before we jaunt off in the next level of hell, guys, as
a thing that they will turn backinto my small thing.
Before I let y'all get to actualbusiness, tell Ezra I said I
fuck better than he does. I convey the message.
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Ezra's just waiting there with Bob, like ready to do like the
Apollo Creed Arnold Schwarzenegger hand grip.
Let's do this. While I'm guessing everybody
else goes back to the pocket rocket.
Is it safe for us all to go backto the pocket rocket?
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Because I feel like this garden,even though it's nice, maybe not
the safest place. The Queen.
The Queen would just Well, Ezra and Bob are still outside.
Yes, we are. I don't know how much you trust
that, but they're outside. I don't know if everyone.
Else. Would.
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Trust that. Not very much.
Not very much so. You've lived Ezra alone with
Bob. Next thing you know you get
flushed down the next toilet youfind and you guys are.
I need, I need like, OK, this will work.
This will work over your Faust. You're just gonna like, chill on
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the couch here. Where is where do I put it down
at? He's under a crate.
He's. Under a crate.
There you go. Kelly's just still chattering
away like just she's not Y'all can't.
Y'all aren't even sure what she's talking about anymore.
She's just talking because she likes her own boys.
He has built himself a lot. For it to keep you away from him
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while he decompresses for a little while.
Kelly said. Kelly would 100% tell Ash, give
me to him so I can keep him company.
And the Queen just looks at boththe Ezra's though and goes.
Ah boys, not today, I've learned.
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Tell you what, I can do it 1000 times better than you guys, no
offense. I think those are fighting
Lords. Bob, are we Bob?
Are we supposed to be insulted? No flattered.
If anything, the lady knows how to please herself.
Maybe she used be willing. She didn't turn us down forever
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just today. Very.
We come back. Tomorrow.
And we help you. OK, that sounds maybe like a
plan, she says. Can we play with your other
friends in the in the in the in the garden?
If they're so willing. Come, Bob, let us go find a
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friend. So are there like 2 identical
Ezra just frolicking through this garden?
Yes, they're looking for somebody to play with.
And he goes, oh, I know this one.
That's how could turn into a dog.
Maybe we could all turn into dogs.
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That'd be great. Let's do it.
I just had an idea based on the thought of Callie being a
howler, but I don't know if you necessarily allow that.
Yeah, everybody wants to pocket rocket.
Ezra doesn't know how. Ezra doesn't know how to get in
the pocket rocket. What's Franklin and Agonon and
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Ash doing besides Ash's general trying to keep everyone together
there? I am going to hand the rock off
to Faust and I'm going to go grab my baby and we're going to
take a bath together 'cause mommy is dirty.
Kylie Kylie would start the conversation with Faust with Hey
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BAE. That would be her.
She wouldn't even come. Faust would promptly put her on
the like to sit her down. Is your ex stinky?
She's still chatting. Visit to the cheeks.
Brief visit to the Cheeks. Probably Ezra's got a.
If it stinks, he's prestigitation in it to make it
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smell like vitamin like. Oh yeah, Ezra says.
Ezra has all the herpes a lot ofsport on her now so.
Yeah, flesh eating disease. Not gonna try and touch that one
with a 20 foot pole. That's all you Boo.
Bring down. Kelly's body still has that,
too. See, I might want to stay away
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from that a little 'cause the first I remember, the first
thing I did was walk up and touch one of the cysts.
Yeah, I was going to say though too.
Oh, so wait, that's what I was going to say.
Ash, when you came into the pocket rocket you seen Enyo and
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Easel taking their first steps, walking towards a goblin and
saying Mommy and then you come in.
Oh. I'm so overwhelmed by the fact
that they're walking. I'm like I'm so happy.
But then I hear them call the goblin mommy and I'm like
immediately heartbroken like. When I pick up my baby and then
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and I just start kissing it and hugging it aggressively.
And then I go you, just you, yousee it, get it.
Both of the heads get excited. Just look at you in the eyes and
say boobies, boobies. Like, oh, you hungry?
OK, let's go. Even though y'all can't, even
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though y'all can't hear it, Kylie would still be chattering
just like felt. She picked this rock up right
now. Even though he literally she's.
She's aware that he can't hear her.
She's just hoping that if she speaks it into existence, it'll
happen. Probably with enough
persistence, we're all just going to be able to start
hearing this rock just from sheer willpower.
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Kylie goes from being a rock heard by touch to just straight
up a howler from Harry Potter. Like that would be hard fully.
I I think, Oh yeah. So just to explain that too,
with the kid I was, I was thinking that like specifically,
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you've been you've been around to feed it and change it both
and you and easel all the 2 heads anyways, but you, you've
been passing them them off for like the crickets and the the
goblins enough. That's why I was thinking that
was what happened, but. Yeah, they're just real
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confused. They don't know who Mommy is.
They're just like, everybody raises me, but this one has the
boobs. I guess that makes sense.
I'm a neglectful mother. If Ezra's if Ezra's as muscle as
as mostly as I imagined him, that he would have boobs too,
just a different kind. What's up?
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Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
The baby and Ezra have so much fun together.
We desert turns into a dog. It turns into a dog.
We have so much great times. Yeah, that I did.
Kelly still just chattering awayinto nothing.
That's pretty much. What is Agonon doing?
I'm immediately going to seek the bath house.
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And not the four hours. Wow.
You wouldn't honor a dying woman's wish.
The powers will be fine for 30 minutes and plus he's everyone's
dripping gunk, right? Yeah.
Yeah, we were all nasty wet. Especially Ezra.
Yeah, yeah, before we track thisnasty everywhere.
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Ezra looks like he's just takinga mud bath.
Pretty much. Would that turn anybody away in
that garden? Like parts of it's dry down
there. If anything, it attracts some
of. Like a nectar, yeah.
Yeah. So Agonon series of events will
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be to bathe, to check on the flowers and then to go find a
chair somewhere, put his feet up, tip his hat over his face
and nap. Yeah.
Like, I'm glad we're on the samepage.
What about you, Franklin? You think we need to take at
least a short rest before we March into another level of
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hell? Especially what?
LONG. Yeah, we should long rest
actually. What about you, Franklin?
Are you still there? Heard somebody missing earlier.
Oh, I'm missing. Boop.
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I didn't even hear him leave. Oh yeah, but oh shoot.
So yeah, good session y'all. I think that covers everyone
what they're doing for the theirlong rest.
I had a potential idea for Cali that I'm wondering if you'll
allow where. We're where we literally had
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Ezra and Bob unattended. It would involve making Cali's
rock kind of an action. Low key, just a little.
Theoretically, hypothetically, allegedly pull out the.
Rock. Could someone convinced another,
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an enemy or something to hold Cali and then use her as a
howler? See what's the what's the bar
thing? The insult thing?
Vicious mockery? Could Callie be a catalyst for a
vicious mockery at will? There's a vicious mockery
grenade. Literally if you can convince
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the other person to hold Callie,she just starts berating them.
There's there's, there's, there's work something out that
you you were planning to become a sentient weapon of some sort.
So. Yeah, we need to give Kylie a
proximity of fake just so she can be on everybody's nerves.
I I I'm down with the idea that if you like hit somebody with
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it, they have to make a saving throw.
Yeah. Or.
Cognition Mockery damage. Yeah, the vicious mockery is a
saving throw, usually. That makes sense.
Yeah. So how many friends did me and
Bob find before we close that how many friends did me and Bob
find out here? Oh, I don't know.
Let's see. Roll that beautiful dice.
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How much stamina do they have? Well, Ezra's maxed on stamina,
so he's, he's, he's, he's feeling he's good. 3 that we're
willing to play. So a five way that's fine.
We're OK, we're OK and now I like once we're once me and Bob
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are all done. Basically what you want to do
now. Drink would.
How we get drink? That's done in the pocket
rocket. Do.
You have a torque. He looks up at your neck.
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What's a torque? Do you have yours on though?
I don't think you can. No, no, that's.
Right. Ezra doesn't even know how to
use his Everybody else. Breathe, Ezra.
Yeah, I don't know, maybe the Queen has something to eat.
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Let's go. Ask.
And one of the one of the satisfied members of your group
says everything in the garden's edible just pulls off like a
starts chowing down also. There are.
Alcoholic, it's great. It's like an apple that's got
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like 20% alcohol. Ezra goes diving right into
because 1. He still needs to get cleaned
up, so he's going to get in one of the little fountains, roll
around, wash, feel like he's washing himself in the Ezra's
way, and then he's going to eat something and he's going to find
his clothes, wherever those might have been.
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He doesn't remember where he left his clothes so.
That did any of y'all ever clothe Cali and give her like
Nope. No.
So you got to throw into the preservation closet.
Oh yeah, I'll just have a naked killing my body laying on the
floor in the pocket rocket. Oh, I thought she was still
outside. No, she's they drove her back to
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the pocket Rocket along with herrock.
Her clothes have spawned back with us and are they just laying
in the like room? Yeah, well, they would have been
laying on the. Ground.
They'd have been laying on the ground.
I figured you guys would have picked it up and it with the
body. Yeah, she would have.
She would have told whoever was holding her as they were walking
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back. She would have picked.
I'm gonna roll. How many people are there?
Hold up, How many people are regularly here?
Let me. 5. Five.
OK, I'm gonna roll AD 6 and see who gets the dice.
Oh. So.
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Everybody's assign yourselves a number.
I'm gonna leave you out of that 'cause I'm a decisive. 3.
One he claimed. 1/4. 4 I'm gonnagive Matt 5 then it grow to six.
We do. That would be that would be
eBay. That'd be Mebay.
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Oh really? OK, They they get the nice when
they get back you. Don't want to give it.
Yeah, so. Her brother, I feel like he
wouldn't actually. Yeah, I'll just give to Kelly's
brother. Why not?
I feel like that makes the most sense for oh, leave her
belongings to her brother and hecan decide what to do from
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there. So this gives me two weeks to
decide his personality. Ezra's going to go find the
pocket rocket, wherever it lays and yells.
Relax, Ken, somebody come get me, he starts.
Hello. You guys don't feel anything
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and. At what point would Bob walk up
on him doing this? Bob's been following him around,
so he's watch, he's kind of sitting there watching, watching
the other Ezra do this in Ezra'sform, his hand on his chin in
the thinking posture, going it no work.
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This is, there's a, there's a, there's something on the bottom
of it and you flip it over and you see like a small Insignia
that looks like the poop emoji. There's poop on it.
I think Bob would know how to get into the pocket rocket, but
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yeah, if he didn't have the little poop emoji key chain then
he wouldn't be able to get. In actually, he would he, he,
he, he he he must have because you guys left him out several
Times Now. So it must have been a previous
discussion. And he's like, oh, wait, maybe.
And then he takes the he, he, hekind of dumbly takes it and puts
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it into the into the slot in thebottom while Ezra's still
holding it. And you guys both go into the
pocket rocket? So did you poop on it?
Is that how it works? I think so.
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That's what I've done in the past.
I think the whole. Country or the whole state?
The poop emojis. Is that what you were asking
first or what it oh wait, you'renot talking to us.
No worries. But yeah.
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Ezra's like first thing he does when he gets in.
Mama Ash, Mama Ash, Mama Ash, Mama Ash, Mama Ash.
It's red Pastor. In the tub with the baby.
Do you know you have to poop on the the rocket to make yourself
come in here? I laugh at this and I'm just
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like, not necessarily poop, you just have to have the poop
charm. Don't you have a poop charm?
No, but there's one on the bottle.
You say Franklin holds my hand or you hold my hand?
Oh, that's right. I guess we never did give you
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one of those. We have to make one every time
we need one. So we'll have to see about that
in the morning. Is it morning, is it night?
I don't know. We're going to take some time
to. Relax and then with when you
have the baby, all of a sudden it's just like and then
transforms right into a dog. I'm guessing anyway.
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So we'll just be like, so excited.
Yeah, Wolf, Wolf. Probably excited enough to
forget about the boobies. Columbus.
Pretty much. Alright, go play.
I lean out of the tub and I set the baby on the ground.
I'll come get you when I'm done.Columba probably would still be
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too busy. Like I'm assuming she'd be
gossiping because that's very her.
She's just sitting there gossiping and twirling her hair
in the ethereal realm, not realizing that she's been put
down yet. She's just just talking.
Yeah, I think the next thing, yeah, I said, I said the last
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thing Ezra's going to do, he's going to go talk to Franklin and
tell him that he feels itchy. Or Faust.
Faust might know a little about that.
Faust, I have itches. Just imagining him running up
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just completely naked. Well, as there's a dog now and
then here comes a little 2 headed dog behind him.
And then there's just Pally's naked, like rashy body in the
background. Go take a bath and drink some.
Orange I did take bath. I rolled in the fountain.
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I still itchy and it kind of burned when I pee.
I'm a child, I found this way too funny.
Me too. I've just been like
internalizing part of it just soI can be ready to say something
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if somebody picks up Kelly again.
OK. I can I instead of rolling
medicine, which I already did technically, can I roll
proficiency in alchemist supplies to whip him up?
Something that looks at least professional enough that maybe
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it'll work, but it looks at least professional enough it'll
make him go away. Who's got grape soda?
I mean, you certainly can you also.
Are aware of. The alchemical set that the dire
crickets have been working with in the second chamber.
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I have my own but. He would also be aware of Ezra's
stupidity and no, and just know that he would just have to give
him like something that looks like it could be lathered onto
his skin. And he would probably be.
Legitimately try like but like Igot a 12 to diagnose him.
Something tells me that ain't going to cut it.
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You're you're pretty sure that'ssome some sort of STD?
Yeah, but that's like. Is it curable?
Is it non curable? Like there's questions that
arise after that we. Have is it?
Her considering crabs. Considering the symptoms, you're
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guessing that it has to do with some sort of flesh eating
bacteria and potentially a shootwhat?
I didn't think it could get worse.
Kind of disease. Well, I mean, Ezra.
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Ezra did die with something a lot.
So it's bacterial, not like parasitic or viral or I think it
would be somewhat parasitic based on the fact that it's
flesh eating. It's a bacterial.
Whip him up, we're going to whiphim up.
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I'm assuming Fausta has not discovered antibiotics, Old
school Wormwood and mercury. There you go.
Mercury was used on for syphilis, right?
Yeah, Wormwood and mercury. Yep.
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I politely. I found an image of a sentient
weapon. It was funny I shared it.
I got to see this. And let's see here, proficiency
and supplies is just straight and.
Tell it's like that one. I don't know what the show is
called, but there's this tic torturing where two people will
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be. Standing you have alchemical
supplies be intelligence plus proficiency so.
We're just just. Calling, but there's this tic
torturing of people like two people will be standing next to
each other and people comment pictures of drawing them as like
the weapon and the Meister I think is the name.
I don't know what anime that's from, somebody probably knows.
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Not me, but this. Is right in the 8.
Or. 3 + 5 + 4 so another. 12. OK.
Oh the anime I'm talking about aSoul Eater.
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Like who's the weapon and the Meister?
Oh yeah. That's a good one.
Like that's what I'm picturing for Cali and like this just the
country is bitchiest most like girly pink Mace against his like
very dark religion based aesthetic.
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I have a outfit in my that I kind of want to do for him.
Hold up, I'll go back to it. Let me so it would be.
It would be a masculinized version of what I'm about to put
in chat. You might have overdone it on
the mercury with that eight. I was not being careful.
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No, but you're pretty sure it won't kill him so.
There I put the I put the picture of something similar to
what like this is going to be wearing just masculinize.
It. And then he's going to have a
overly feminized fabulous weapon.
A Mace or a hammer or a warhammer.
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I haven't decided yet. It's going to be 1 or the other.
So how are you going to blend the sea beach themed Mace with
this? Or is it just going to be
intentionally mismatched? It's intentionally mismatched.
It's intentionally mismatched because my whole vibes that I'm
going for for Lycus is like Cilla Charybdis, like very dark
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and like almost the best thing Ican describe it is like brutal.
Like that's the that's his vibe compared to Columbus bitchy.
Like she'll she'll cuss you out,he'll actually kill you.
Is he up a beat like mood wise or is he?
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It. Looks like he's more Faust route
like, very stoic and broody. Like he feels like he carries
the weight of the world on his shoulders because of the fact
that right? We have a skill of flesh
skeleton pile in the pocket rocket, right?
Yeah, yeah. What's the 43 for, Josh?
What's the 43 for? Are you taking the solution
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however Faust tells you to take it?
Exactly. He's going to trust vows.
He hasn't. He hasn't lied to him.
He's going. To tell.
To shove it, either snort it or take it anally.
He puts it to his nose. I did.
You're. Going to say he puts it in a
safe place. Oh no, are we dropping an
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intelligence now? So you, you, you snort it.
Yep. All right.
Roll me a percentage die. Lovely.
I'm I'm in danger. I'm in danger. 30 seconds.
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I'm gonna put a picture of what?Oh my God.
God helps. You were.
You get a, you get a little twitch going off the side and
you you kind of feel your mouth start to salivate more than it
would like. You start to.
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Is this is this what to happen like that?
Go talk to a priest. I've done.
What I. What's up with Oh thank?
God. What was the other ingredient
beside? Oh, where am I at?
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That's right. That's.
Right. So and then you start to see out
of the corner of your eye, like just just out of the corner of
your eyes, like shadows seem like they're following you, but
your skin stops itching. One ailment for another.
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I'm gonna just give you on the bottom, no.
No, no, no, no. And then?
He I'm gonna give you all the bottom.
All the way over here to Franklin.
And wait, where'd my guy go? Shoot.
I lost him. I lost my guy.
Crap. There you go.
Hi. There I am.
And he goes and hides literally underneath Franklin in dog form.
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But the picture I'm putting in chat is going to be the
inspiration for like. Is this form of dread?
So I'm talking like. A sea cucumber with teeth and
arms. That's what that's like what
people? Like what we just had to handle.
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That's what we. Just had to handle.
Oh OK, so it's form of it's in fucking abilef.
Yeah, pretty much. So it's like Karibdis meets the
Leviathan from Subnautica. Yeah, look up Abolus.
That's the mouth and it just continuously swallows and
swallows and just like, I don't know, he's just ready.
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He's just you. Like he is a weapon of mass
destruction In my head, I'm delusional.
So take that with what you will,but.
One day he will be. He needs more levels.
I'm going to miss the context ofthis.
Is this a warlock patron? That's his form of dread.
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Form of dread? What's that?
Like how Franklin goes all big and like dark hooded.
I'll read. I'll read you the thing.
Hold up. Let me go to my features and
traits. As a bonus action, you can
transform the man effect and aspect of your patrons.
Dread and Callie is his patron. Callie is a sea goddess in her
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aspect. OK so this would be the dread
part of it and I get temporary HP equal to 1 D 10 + 4 because
of my war light level. And on each of your turns, if if
you hit a creature you can forceit to make a wisdom saving
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throw. On a fail, it is frightened to
be into the end of the next turn.
I'm immune to the frightened condition and I can use it three
times for a long rest. Would it be sufficient to say,
even with your corpse being dead, that there would still be
some transit progression of thatdisease too?
That we. Yeah, that's what I was kind of
yeah. I was like in the as y'all are
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doing this, you received tally scaly.
Like you can see her nails startto like the edges of them start
to like crumble a little bit andthey like heavily sharpen.
Like y'all could see that if shewould have lived she would have
been an evil bitch. And just so you see patches of
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dark Navy scales, claws like yousee her eye, like her eyes, she
the irises of them leave so it'sjust a pupil flicking like if
you were to walk over and open her eyes to look at them.
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So her corpse is running, going through a weird, weird
transformation. Yeah, y'all could y'all, y'all
realize that if she would have been alive, she would have been
even more of a problem than she is in the route cussing people
out. I thought she got reposed.
Did she get General reposed? She did.
Yeah, but she she still has the disease.
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Though. Yeah.
I know another thing we had talked, me and Joshua talked
about is probably a little we were going to music her.
Yeah, and that was just it. It took a different form the
disease on her, but I hope everyone was had fun.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm currently. Ezra is hugging.
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The chapter is over. Franklin.
Kylie's still talking to herselfin the corner.
Oh. Yeah.
It is. So wait, this disease was from
the fight that we just came from?
Yeah, yeah, The first thing I did, like those big fleshy boils
in the top left and like middle right, I just walked up and fell
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into one of those immediately, so.
So here's. From the water.
Mine is from the ward. This disease taking over you, is
this what caused would have caused you to be bad and like
evil and a problem? Or was that innate to you before
this? I feel like she would have
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slowly become more and more likealmost animalistic and savage as
the disease progressed. That was where I was going to go
with it. Like she would have like how
Ezra's like good dumb like Callie would be fully like evil
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calculating just like very animalistic whenever.
I I want my question is, is thisa result of the disease or is
this inherent to the soul that is still in the stone?
It's it's, it's, to answer your question, it's the disease and
it's more thematic for what whatAlex wanted to do with the
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character. Yeah, the whole reason I don't
wanted to do that, I low key miss playing Daphne in Jay's
campaign. So I was like, how can we mutate
Kalimba? Let's do this, yeah.
We can kill her. That was an accident.
That was my own spirit. I believe her dime was not was
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not on my bingo card but I just had to go with it.
A grand and wonderful thank you for those who took the time and
made it here to the end of the episode where I know sometimes
we are long winded and others weare just dead silent.
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