E90 - The Magistrate

The Rum Rollers split, with a couple going to save Adüné and the rest deciding to flush themselves to get out of their imprisonment.

Episode Transcript

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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign.

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Allelopolis, OH. OK, great.
Hello. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns. The campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories flow out into the Infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the Infinite Sea, fading to myth until myths are

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forgotten. And again, the Hand of Fate
tosses the dice, rolls, spins, turns.
Hitherto we left the adventurersknown as the Rum Rollers after
they had rescued Sorgates from losing their magic to the mana
thieves and being rewarded with a flying a dune and a 1% bag of
shareholding with plans to take down the professional Micromancy

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cult to the rim. Rollers take flight in a dune to
the lava tower. On route, they demolish a
battalion of zombies and a few vampires as well as they run

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into Zenith and the God. The goddess Zenith and the God
Lono on in their draconic forms.The goddess of knowledge.
Zenith informs the Rum Rulers that they should begin their
path towards ascension at the Peninsula of Choi, and warns
against facing the PNC at this time.
During their discussions of whatnext to do, the Rum Roller

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discover an encouraging message though from Lono on the seed of
the grape that he'd handed to Admiral Mimi, stating that they
he believes in them in whicheverchoice they make, but especially
that they can face the PNC and take them down.

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Then the Rum Rollers are called to by the Shadow seekers to the
Infinite Tower of Ishmael where Mimi, Rural and KIRO sign a
contract to not become gods and eliminate the gods presence from

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their solar system. Michael Michael's Polis's solar
system also to help the Shadow Seekers eliminate the PNC, which
is part of that contract. A plan laid out, the Rum Rollers
awake once more in their corridors in on Dune F and agree

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after a hearty breakfast to facethe PNC with their recently
accrued holy water cannons and explosive growth seed planting
plan, as well as the two new seeds that they have acquired,
one of which is from A. The wizard formerly known as

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Matt has made an appearance coming from the Come room and
introduced himself with another seed graced to him by
Micropolis. The Rum Rulers come across the
barrier to the lava tower, however, that has a giant

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floating skull presiding in and has overtaken the Spiral Wood
Forest. After some investigations, Grand
Am rushes through to find himself teleported into a
prison. He warns everyone against this
course of action as he plans hisescape, and the rest of the Rum

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Rollers investigate further, only to have KIRO instigate a
giant floating the giant floating skull in the barrier to
swallow the whole crew, including a dune.
They find themselves teleported into prison where Grand Am had
been, but at this time Grand Am has already escaped.
Attempting escape themselves, the Rum Rollers start a prison

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riot, killing a guard in the process, and Cyril sees one of
the prisoners during the riot flush himself down one of the
commodes during during that prison riot and decides to
follow suit. This is where we left the Rum
Rulers. Let's find out what happens this

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time a little bit. Adding on now too, we got
Nimoway and Mame Mime. Gosh darn it, my brain was
almost there. Popping into two new cells at
the end of the prison closest tothe exit, it seems like actually

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at all the other ones having hadbeen filled at this point.
Oh well, I have a question. Yeah, shoot that. 1.
Is there currently a prison riotgoing on or is the prison riot
over? That's a that's like a really
important detail that nobody mentioned.

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Yeah, the prison riots over, it seems that the the rest of the
crew that was here to instigate it besides rural are no longer
here. So they've they've accepted the
fact that this whole row of prison cells is under lockdown.
But you were your cell, Mama. You can see directly across into

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Nimaway's cell who you get. You guys are both locked in a
cell and it appears at this point as RARL and the Rarlsons
are in the center corridor outside of their cell.
Is he the only one or are they the only ones of our group that
aren't and locked up in a cell? They're the only ones that you

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can see currently other than your your cells, because the
other cells are directly South of your position.
Mostly is part of the problem, but you can ask.
We're all yeah. I'm going to walk over to the
the door, the bars or whatever, be like, we're all, how'd you
get out? How do I get out?

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If you're talking, we can't. Oh there, now we can hear
something. All right, I'm back.
Hey, how'd you get out of your cell?
How do I get out of my cell? As this is happening, Nimoy is
sitting up on the ground, wakingup looking offended.

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And that question was directed at the Rarlsons from the
Admiral. You see Rarl, he looks on the
verge of death. I punched the door really hard,
it broke and then it exploded back on me and now I'm very
hard. Don't do that.

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Oh well, luckily for you I can heal.
Yeah, there's a bunch of like magical traps or something here.
I don't know if Faust is around or no Grand Ams.
Eric's kind of fucked, Captain. I should have expected this.

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We don't know where they're doing that is.
I leave for two hours. I know me.
Too. Who's done this?
What have they done? Pretty sure it was hero, but I
wasn't there. Such a gossip, you know?

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Anyway, 0 jumped down the toiletto escape.
Outside the bathroom to the north, there's a bunch of demons
and there's member corpses and Ithink we're in hell.
Roarals all kinds of hurt in a way.

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Are you hurt at all? I do not believe so if you can't
catch yourself down. What's your hit point maximum?
Like 120 A. 111. OK, but but no way it's not hurt
so I can use channel divinity and restore 90 HP to any
creature within 30 feet of me. That would be great, but you'll

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have to do it probably on this side of the gate because like
pretty sure you can't catch. You can't go through the door.
Unless your hand can go. I don't know.
I'm not the Wizards. We need cat.
I mean, it's an action. It's one of my.

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Yes, but the the the the door that you're inside the gate or
whatever, the cell that has magical protections around the
outside of it. Well, that's silly.
Where's grand Am? Wasn't he in one of these cells?
He was in a different one. Last we heard he escaped

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somewhere you could call him. Don't have a torque?
Does Nimoy have her twerk? Yeah.
Oh, that wasn't taken. No, the only thing that wasn't
taken it. Seems like can I stick my hand
through the bars? You you can.

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And Nimoy is going to try to tapthat twerk and see if Grand Am's
OK and how he how he got out fingering ring ring Grand am.
All right, You've reached Grand Am.
Are you there? I'm not here right now.

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Hello. Are you OK?
Is he actually gone? Oh.
Yeah, girl. Sorry.
Go ahead, finish. That he's here right now.
Yeah, I didn't think he was. He got his chicken nuggies.
He might be muted. Listen, you're going to get
everything from me second hand. I wasn't here for everything

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that happened. So I can, I can give you a
little bit, but like you know. I guess it's prison.
There has to be some sort of gossip.
And while you're doing that role, come, come over here.
A creature I touch regains the number of hit points equal to
1D8 off my skull. Basting ability.
I'm going to cast your wounds, not.
Great, but. I walk over a clasp.
Hands. Forget, then you're back.

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Thank God. Does it work well?
That's all you hear from Grand Am's torque.
Hats off. Is he still loopy?

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You No, he is making his own theme music as he's sneaking
around. Oh, OK.
Or you're wondering. Or you're wondering if you're on
hold. What if I walked into?
What did I we walk into? What did you put us in?
Boy, you know, very. You got back 15.

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That's not a lot rural, but it'sbetter than nothing, hey?
I was on the verge of death a minute ago.
This is way better. This is 15 times better.
Oh God. OK, Kira just popped in.
Kira, You tell them what happened.

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There are no details, Captain. Lay into him, you get them.
Wait a second. I'm going to get you Cure Wounds
at the eighth level. 8th level would probably be good.
Do you do Do you? Have.
Your arcane focused. 98. Hold on a second.

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Do we do? Do we still have the intra
instruments of our spell work? I don't know if you've ever been
declared what your spell focus is.
Oh wait, did they take it 33? +1548 is that correct?

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Yeah, I think so. 48 + 48 to rural.
If we have, if we have spell equipment, we're in a much
better position. I have a bubble wound.

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I have a holy symbol. Those things you do not have.
Oh yeah. Oh, you're right, I don't have
anything. Nope, we're fucked.
Yeah. I.
Don't even have a disco ball. It only requires verbal and
semantic though. It doesn't require any.
Material. Yeah.
Oh, cure wounds? Good.

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Point. Thank God.
So we need to get you some sort of holy symbol.
We need our gear, but I don't know where it is.
Sounds like we're going to have to do some.

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Information gathering spells like Find object. 48 + 15.
Only the wizard in the party hador the sorcerer in the party had
such thing. The 62 totals overall gets in
hell better than that. Well, Oh yeah, that's.

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That's from the Cure Wounds, yeah.
Yeah, 62, that's. Pretty nice.
I mean, that's half health. That's that's pretty good.
Thank you. 9th level and a second level spell because I'm
not efficient. Weep openly.
You saved my life again, Captain.
Yes. I don't have any.

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I don't have any weapons. I don't have any items.
I've clothes. Yep.
Or. Do I have prison clothes?
Do they even take my clothes? But and no, they didn't seem to
bother with that as long as it was just mundane item closed.
So I still have my hat, my fedora of warden.
No, no, that's that's magical. You do not have your fedora.

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God damn it. You just got clothes you could
buy at the store. Yeah, you might be in your
skivvies. I remember I bought really nice
clothes, specifically clothes atthe market I.
Was going to say I'm pretty sureyou had non magical clothes so
you're not in your skivvies. Yeah.
Oh, I did have some mithril. OK, that means that that.

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Would be gone. KIRO is currently.
He is captain. Kiro's still in confinement as
well. What can you see rural?
Is there anything useful in thishallway?
Oh, wait, yeah. I will give a thorough look up

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and down. I give a rundown of what was in
the North Room because I got into there.
I don't know if we can show thator.
Oh yeah, I can. You could probably see, at least
technically you can see through this door, but it is very much

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locked. Yeah, so in the North Room is a
bunch of surgery tables where they were taking people apart.
Oh, delightful. I didn't see our gear
previously. A demon that was also locked up

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jumped down the toilet, causing zero to follow.
That means we probably shouldn'tdo that.
Craig Dam, did you wild shape out of your cell?
Yes. Fantastic.

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Where are you now? He will do his best to give you
a mental image of the like Ant journey as an Ant he took and
then the maintenance tunnel he appears to have found himself.

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In does any part of the beginning of his journey look
like the cells that we are in? Yes, there's one which has a
warped plate which he warped using heat metal.
I look around to see if I can see that from my vantage.
No, Josh anything. No.
No indication. No.

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I I project this image to everyone else in the cells and
ask if they can see it. I don't see anything from out
here. It's in a different location I
think. The hole that he was showing was
probably the size of like marble.

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The hole. What do you mean?
He used heat metal, he'd said, to warp the metal enough to
create a small hole for him to turn into an Ant and then crawl
between the metal floor plates, is what he, his vision shows.

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He crawled under that and there was probably about a, you know,
like, we'll call it like 6 inches maybe in his view.
He used ants and it was like 100ants from top to bottom.
And then he crawled under the floor all the way over to a hole

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in the wall that he found eventually that had like a sock,
the grungy looking sock that somebody had shoved in and
cocked over and pulled out the sock and crawled through that as
an Ant and into a much larger shaft that looks like a

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maintenance tunnel with a bunch of pipes and like running
through it. And that's where he's currently
running. So grand am, why didn't you just
walk through the bars of yourself?
I tried that the last set of bars breaks wild shape.
Oh, oh boy. Well, there goes that idea.

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But hey, he got into that shaft below us.
Maybe we can get into the same space from out here.
Is she walks up to the toilet and peers down.
Is using detect magic going to be helpful at all?
Do you guys asking the party should I use some detect magic?
Think someone did that last time.

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OK, the object is super good, but do you have to be outside of
your cell? I assume we need to find the
Adune I. Don't know you sense the
direction to the object's location as long as that object
is within 1000 feet of you, yeah.
I think that's great, but I don't know what will happen if
you cast it inside the cell you're in.

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Find out. We've already done that.
Does it require material? Oh yeah.
A forked twig. Yeah, You don't have your spell
casting focus, which is usually how we get around the material,

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especially like simple materialslike that.
So you would need to find somehow a forged twig.
We know anything about what the walls are made out of.
You you can see visually that the all the walls surrounding
you are some sort of metal, namely probably some sort of
carbon steel. Of OK, not lead.

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Nope. But even without just detecting
magic, you can tell that there is magic emanating from the
walls, the floors, the ceiling, the bars that are even in front
of you. What about the toilet?
And you look at the toilet in him away and you see down into
it. It is big enough that you could

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physically jump into it. Oh sorry, I meant about the
magic. Like there's also emanate from
the toilet? Or is that a hole in the magic?
I'm getting there and you see that like there is at the bottom
of the toilet, like you peer at it, right?
And it's just like a plate on the floor with a hole.

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It's not even like a physical element in the cell that you
could sit on. You'd have to squatty potty over
top of it. And then the there's like a very
minimalistic button that you would press because you can see
at the bottom of this hole is a flat, another flat sheet of
metal. So you can only assume that by

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pressing this button, it interacts by the fecal matter
being ejected from the cell somehow.
And with that in mind, you, you realize too that you you would
there there doesn't probably need to be much magical

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protection on on something like that because it is some sort of
magical ejection of fecal matterthat you would have to go
through to get out and as name away, you're probably very
adverse to that idea. But I'm not speaking.
I'm not speaking for you. I'm just assuming.

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Anyhow hero, I think there was some questions directed to you.
Yeah, I was just waiting for everybody to, you know, get
through everything. Yeah.
Yeah. One of which was about the
detect magic 'cause I think Cat was working with you last, but
Cat is not here currently. Well, yeah, we we, we figured

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out the walls in between the space.
Those aren't magical. The the, the, so the, the, the,
the front gate area is magicallylocked out.
But we we blew a hole in, we're currently blowing holes into the
side walls to get to the next cell to the next cell to

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basically get us all the way through.
And like I'd, I think I recall saying is you blew through like
the metal portion and behind that, like there's like a metal
sheeting that protects the glyphwarding that you can visibly see
now behind that engraved into another set of metal that's like

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a substrate for the. Whole so the so the so the so
there's a another sheet in between this.
Yes, exactly. Yeah, that one is magical in
nature. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. So we can't get out via that
method. You know what guys?
I have an idea. Why don't we just sit on the

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floor of ourselves and tell eachother stories and wait and see
what happens? With that, with that note, I
mean, you guys can fill me in, but I think I would switch
perspectives here to see what's going on in the other worlds,
other perspectives while you're thinking about that.

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To the toilet bowl. It is one of the perspectives
I'll I'll give Zero a little bitmore time.
He hasn't gotten back to me yet either.
But we'll go to a Dunez perspective and the wizard
formerly known as Matt NPC. So what you guys visually seen

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as the skull engulfs you and it's in the force field that it
kind of it ejected from its mouth and then swallowed in
pulling Aduna in. As all of the compatriots off of
Aduna disappear, Aduna seems to have no control of herself and

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is forcibly floated towards whatlooks like.
I'm wondering if I can do this. This is probably going to be
annoying, but it'll be fine. Select all Oh regroup all and

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then move it here so you guys can all just get a visual too
made images, you know, being pulled across through the lunar
temple that is now also engulfedin lava as in magma that captain

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me May may may remember visitingbefore the abrupt downward slope
into a chasm or fissure that is full of lava and some of which
has cooled though in this vicinity and started to form up.

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And there seems to be a large manufacturing operation in this
area with a very evident no longer tower, but rather some
essence of a ship that seems to be being created that's the size

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of a tower, almost as if it's being corbled out of the tower
that you remember last from the lava tower that was there.
And then Dune is lowered down tothe lower regions of these
corbled out areas into what looks like a large docking

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mechanism that she's pulled in through and is set upon by a
large amount of grotesque demonesque creatures that set
her up in chains and more or less at the same time realize

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that the wizard is there and. Bitch, I'm hiding, what are you
talking about? Oh, I was going to say, I don't
know how that was going to play out exactly what you're doing.
So that's why I was like going that direction.
But if that's the case, they probably wouldn't notice because
they would just pull the dune inand start inspecting her.

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And as well as in the meantime, while you guys are fucking
around in your cells, she gets dry docked and then wheeled into
what looks like a giant courtroom.
What a dune does. Yeah, with with a four levels of

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lawyers and accountants on either sides and a massive demon
judge on the other side that that's fine.
I. Don't know why but I'm getting
evil Gringotts vibes from this. That these lavas flowing down

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the back wall and the actual judge sitting there with a gavel
and his book is much smaller than the one of another demon
that seems to be floating it before almost a moon sized orb
and smoking profusely, filling the whole chamber with his cigar

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smoke. And he towers the whole 4
stories behind the judge. He seems to be the Guardsman
bailiff or some sort. So yeah, that's that's what was
perceived from a Dune side of things as she's set in before

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the judge chained down into spot.
And there there was another trial just before hers where
there is a demon that is at up for having taken more than he
should stealing from the PNC. And his punishment was

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specifically to have portions ofhimself stolen for the rest of
his life until he's become a nothing but a husk of himself
and then he he may start to redeem himself.
Lovely. Before the Before the judge

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calls forth the. Now it's time for the case of
the Wish faction inside of the PNC, and they're.
The claims that they have been destroying assets of the PNC,

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although there seems to be some recompense and some rewards
involved with getting a city as part of the PNC.
Now it's it's complicated. I think we should get the whole
crew out here and that's what itwhen it cuts to Grand Am camera
wise, just to give you a perspective of where you're at.

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And I don't think we're getting a zero then, although so.
Sierra request this meeting and then this.
KIRO Kiro's here. Oh, Kiro's requested it.
Sorry. Yeah, OK.
Alright, go to Jake. Danger Zone.

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So yeah, Grand AM, you come to an end of the line corridor
after you'd made that split off to the left or the right and
there seems to be a ladder that lead down.
And it seems to be leading to more service the the pipes and

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such that you see go up from where your location though they
turn up through the floor or theceiling.
I guess in this case in the the the service shaft 20.
Years. It's all theater, the mind.
It should be something there. Let me see to make sure.
Let me make sure that your vision's on, your vision is on.
Let me turn that off. Let me see.

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Let me see if that helps. It's black for us as well, but
I'm assuming that's intentional.Yeah, for everyone else it
should be Can you, can you see stuff now?
Nope. Can you hear me now?
Are you sure? You want to refresh your screen
sometimes. That fixes it.
Zoom out and. It's all black.

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Maybe refreshing it will work. Can you hear me now?
Black AM. I I think I'm still on the
prison tab. No, you shouldn't be.

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Wait, maybe I grabbed the wrong person.
That could be. Yeah.
Somehow I grabbed. I think I grabbed the whole
party. Hey, yo, Modella, little baby.
Yes, I'm grabbing. I'm grabbing the whole party
because I have everyone selected.

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Wait, maybe make sure to details?
Oh yeah, sometimes when I drop anew token it's not controlled by
some. Silly enough.
Here we go now, I've saved it and you should be able to see
stuff. Here we go, I've seen that the

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day is dawn. Do you go down the ladder I'm
assuming? Yes.
That's a trap. Down the ladder and you see AII.
OK, before I go down I would like to cast pass without trace.
OK. And I will be trying to sneak.
OK. You see then a door in front of

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you that seems to have not been used very much, but it does seem
to be more or less unlocked as you kind of jiggle the and
seeing that you open. Yeah, seeing that, seeing that

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you opened it, you, you see intowhat looks like a vast
underground sewer system. And it is very evident only
because the effluent that you can hear flowing softly just

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passed your door there with justenough room for you to walk by.
It assaults your senses as soon as you open the door with the
pungent sequel Mass and. Of.

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Bodily fluids. The toilet's a shitty way to
escape, but it's a way to escape.
And I promise you it's a lot better than.
Yeah, you see it? Yeah, my wife's laughing at my
stupid joke, but you? You can.

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Flush yourself right on out of there.
We can be together. Let's do it please.
So how do you get past the button has to be pressed to
trigger the emptying? As as you walk out grand am of
the doorway just a little bit you see the demon that must have
flushed himself. You heard as gotten up onto a

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little bridge outside of a pipe that seems to be filtering into
this and is trying his best to wipe himself down to no avail.
He's getting some of the larger chunks off but you even even
with that you can tell he's he'spretty covered down up to the
north. I don't think he would notice

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you currently. I am.
I will technically have a + 15 to but whatever stealth role I
make right now. Yeah, he he's pretty
preoccupied. How's.
Your chance he'll be smelly, butcome on.
Is grand am talking to us? Yes, through the torque.

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I asked him how he got past the button has to be pressed to to
open the flap. You get in the toilet and then
you press it. Oh, you can reach the button
from in the toilet. Yeah.
Oh fuck, that means I have to dothis in human form?
Oh yeah, it's big enough. Hold your breath and hold your

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nose. Watch out toilet.
Here it goes. I don't like a water slide.
Worst water slide ever. I'm trying to think how I can do
this in like a moth form and somehow press the button.
If you turn into a rat, it'll bea lot of fun.

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You're in your environment. You're where you're supposed to
be. But then I won't be.
I won't be able to press the button.
If I'm a rat, I would be won't be big enough.
You clearly haven't seen the rats on the Grand Am Citadel.
Do you think that he puts shit in his pocket so that his rat

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can hang out in there and be happy?
Do you think she likes shit? Jesus Christ.
You just said that's what they're supposed to be.
No, that's where they hang out. Don't eat.
That's where she hangs out. Yes, I'd give her like seeds and

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stuff. OK.
Occasionally little yogurt balls.
Has Wild Shaped have been used to turn into a different
humanoid type creature? You can turn into an ape.
That's about you got to be a beast.

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She wants to do this, but she's racking her brain to figure out
how not to get poopy. You're right on someone's
shoulder as a moth. What kind?
Of a druid doesn't embrace the filth and that.
Filth is different. There's a difference between
dirty and. Filth is natural.
Unsanitary dirt, fine all day human excrements.

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It's it's entirely different thing.
Part of the circle. Not just human excrement.
Human excrement, whatever ends up in here.
OK. She could be ascetic.
Coverage. And alive.
Or soul ripped out, Covered in shit, Soul ripped out.

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I mean, they're, they're pretty.Terrible.
She's part of the crew. Would she not just be like held
in court or like put on trial orsome shit?
And. Also, these people, they're
crazy. How deep is the?

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One jumping in the toilet, but. OK, how just.
Need to know. Big do I need to be to be in the
toilet and also press the buttonit?
Goes down about the waist high or about 3 feet the.
Will you let me be a snake and then stand up on my tail?

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3 foot snake plus the like. You'd have to be like a 5 foot
snake I guess. You have to be hanging down, I
don't think. You can you turn into?
Can you turn into like a giant snake?
Is that a thing? Yeah, like a bow constrictor or

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a Python. Yeah, I meant like a Anaconda,
D&D wise. Do they have stats for that?
I'm looking at now. Yeah, giant constrictor snake.
Looks like there's lots of different options.

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It's ACR 2, I don't know if you can get that yet.
How do I find out what challengerating I can be?
It's on the little chart for druids on under the Wild Shape
category. In OK druid level, Max ER for

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level 8 is 1, but I'm level 12. B Shapes only go up to level 8
for druid level it looks like. And I'd said CR 2, so I don't
know what 12 gets you. Yeah.
Let me look it up. Should be divided by 3 CR 4.

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Yeah. Oh, OK.
So I would like to turn into themost powerful snake I can to not
hold up the role-playing of everyone else.
Let's just say I turn into a snake and while we go through
other people's actions, I'll pick which one if that's OK.

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Josh, you OK with that? Yeah, yeah.
OK, because she wants to keep her form and her clothing clean.
So yeah, she'll turn into a snake and then do whatever she
needs to do, either standing up on her tail or hanging down and

(43:21):
press the button and drop there.And the whole time she's in
increasingly high pitched muttering to herself how she
can't believe this is happening.Anyone else?

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Oh so me may absolutely will notgo down the toilet.
Just like sat on the floor, tooka meditating pose and it's just
chilling and hanging out. Yeah.
Kind of upset that they don't have any snacks but going to
chill out and meditate. During that then I guess you and
Rahl experienced Nim away turning into a snake and

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solution down the toilet. Captain, I don't know what to
do. Shakes their head.
Well, I would offer. You could come in.
You could come in and hang out with me.
But you know, there's this like,magical barrier in the way.
I mean, you could try breaking open my door if you want.

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I can, but it will hurt me again.
Can you heal me? Yeah, of course.
Hi OK I'm going to try a controlled attack.
OK, I'm going to get as far as Ican away from the door, assuming

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it's going to explode or something.
Last time it did, I, I created and then it rebounded the damage
at me. Hold on, That was only the
damage right at the end, right? No, it was the opposite.
It was only the damage before itbroke.
So the the non. Yeah, like so the the the final

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hit though. Did not hit you correct?
I have to spare the die and you'll be fine.
I think you, I think at least I thought I heard you say it
backwards, which is like you'd think that only the damage that
it you did at the end hit you, but it was the opposite, It was
only the first two hits. Which you?

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Did 3 total and the third one. The third one broke it and
crited Which? Right.
And I didn't get hit. Yeah, for that damage.
OK, then I'm going to stand backand I'm going to Eldridge blast
it instead, hitting it twice, and then I'll aim the other

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Aldridge blast in the different direction, the wall or
something. 21 to hit. Oh yeah, all day.
So the first hit is 8 fourth damage.

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It's less than the cage, as if nothing didn't even barely
rattle the bars. That's second hit but it didn't
re damage me. Not so far, no.
It's got to have like a like a OK, after that I'll go examine

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the door. Does it appear damaged at all?
Some of the the like welding around the edges of it after the
additional three from the 8 might have might look a little
weakened, but it doesn't not notsignificantly, no.

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All right, well, I'm going to have to use the big gun, big
gun, big gun. Here we go.
This is going to be painful. And as you're doing that, a
jailer from the other side walksup to the bars that are still

(47:42):
locked from the outside and says, get back in your cell and
then I can take you to the judge.
But I have to be in the cell first.
Yes, so that you can face the wall and I can manacle you.
What if I don't? You're so rowdy, otherwise we'll

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have to knock you unconscious and drag you there.
But how are you going to knock me unconscious from me outside
the room? And he's like chested towards a
button you can't see. Sleeping gas dank.
Look at the captain. What do you want to do, Captain?

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Didn't you just get thrown back in the cell?
No, he's threatening me. He's saying to go up against the
wall and get thrown into a cell or he's going to turn on
sleeping gas. And then if you just go back
into your cell, I will manacle you and take you to the judge.
Yeah, but I don't that's a bad option for me right now.

(48:54):
But can you tell us where is ourship?
Where's our other crewmate? That Dune?
Before the judge. She's already before the judge.
What happens if we don't join? A dune chimes in in your guys's
head and says, guys, it's prettyscary out here.

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Wait, so I'm in my cell? Why don't you manacle me and
take me to judge? I can take you, but once he's in
his cell, if I go in there and he starts attacking me like he
did my Patriot, there's a good chance I'm not going to make it.
And I don't feel like dealing with that shit today.
I don't get paid enough for that.
That makes sense. Can I, can I try a deception?

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There are three, There are four of us in this room, 4 cats.
Can I do something to make it seem like I am a different one
and somehow discombobulate him to the point where like I can
hide like above his head on the ceiling?

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Like just like Sprint in a bunchof different directions and then
one of them like goes up againstthe wall and pretends all the
other two or the other one to hide in like the corner covering
what might be 1/3? No, I don't want them to be

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sacrificial lambs. They're my beautiful babies.
Like we go, we could. We could run around.
A bunch. And then theoretically that that
is something you could roll for.Yeah, that's where that's where
I was going with it at least. Look at the captain.

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Captain, what do I do? Do it, try it, OK.
We run in four different directions.
Faster, faster, faster, faster. Sorry, we just got to get little
bit of energy away and then while we're doing this, running

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around and around and around, I will cast invisibility on
myself. Does that work?
Because I have materials? It requires verbal, but I have
my packed weapon because it can't be separated from me and I
teleport it. That's my spoke spell focus.

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Just just clarifying. Yeah, those are claws.
What is the weapon? That can't be.
Is it? Is it your Dick?
No, it can't be separated. I mean it can't be.
No, it's the, it's the the like knuckle Busters that I've been
using. And he?

(51:49):
The table muscle Busters. Like he said they're packed
weapons so like in the in the sense that like even if he drops
them somewhere he can re summon them.
Yep, magically bound. So I do that and I attempt to
fool him, and then one of my siblings goes up against the

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wall and the other two pretend to be covering the third handle
in the corner of the cell. OK, we'll make that deception.
And then I wait like a thief in the night, all.
Right. Straight deception.
I mean, unless you got gay deception. 18I don't know if the

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the I don't know if I get assistance from my siblings.
I mean, he got a 15 for his perception check.
So he, he more or less he's, he's still kind of like, I don't
mean are you, are they in their cell?
In your cell then too, not just like up against the wall in the
corridor. Yeah, yeah, OK.

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But that cell was broken. The door is broke.
Yeah, yeah, he still is, like very, very standoffish and locks
the door behind him, the one theouter door with another guard
that's standing guard and, you know, behind that door, ready to
unlock it for him when he comes back through and goes to

(53:27):
yourself first, though, just because yours is the one with
the door blown off. And.
I'm going to be hiding in the toilet.
Goes to start manicling the other ones and they can tell
which you would know then obviously too, as the manacles

(53:48):
go on, all magics are shut off. Yeah, as as as he goes, I'm
going to pop up, attempt to grabhim and pull him into the toilet
and hit the button and. He goes, wait a minute, wasn't
there four of you? Nope, but I'm going to.
I'm going to stay held on to thewall, so I'm just trying to

(54:10):
flush him, just him. So he needs to make a deck save
or, which is probably what he's going to try and do, and he
probably fails. What did you get or no?
That was the deception for the grapple.
Yeah, let me do grapple a minuteand then can I argue Acrobatics

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or am I using Strength? It's strength contested
acrobatics or athletics so. How overall strength?
Come on baby 19. Nice with with an 8 you're able
to grab a hold of just like the the arm as he's trying to

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manacle the second one and realizes there's a fourth one
that should should be there and you press the button and you're
both flushed. I want to hold on to the edge.
I want to flush him. So I want to like swing up,

(55:13):
holding onto the ledge with my claws to like maintain myself,
grab him, pull him and hit button.
He drops, I stay in. I think you would then also need
an athletics on top of that to see whether or not you get
flushed. Athletics.
Or can I argue acrobatics as I flip?
Acrobatics is fine. Yeah, sorry.

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Don't flush the cat. Don't flush the cat.
I needed it 17. I rolled the two.
The toilet rolled A20. No, I've been defeated, Captain.
It wasn't my fault. Serious toilet?
It's a prison toilet. Seen things?

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It's serious. So now it's the captain and
three rosins. And everybody here is Dong Dong
Dong Dong Dong Dong as rural andthe guard get flushed.
At least we have a guard now. Now we're expecting. 4 flavor in

(56:20):
my snake form. My eyes are Milky white as if
I'm blind even though not and then all over my body is slime
mold. I've sent a picture to the chat.
So, so pretty. Oh, very pretty.
That fungal flavor, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaking of which, you're, you don't get any like benefits from

(56:40):
that bird you sent in earlier, right?
Can you see through its eyes or shit, Still remember that bird
you sent through earlier? Let me look at duration of that
just a SEC, it can take me a minute.
Because that's it's still insideKIRO cell currently, All right.

(57:04):
Am I supposed to be able to see anything, Josh?
Because all I see is a black square.
No, I kind of was jumping between maps there.
I showed you guys a couple different things and I was on
Grand Dam's map. Let me go back to this one.
Oh wait, Nope, not there. I should be it remains animate
for one hour. How long has it been?

(57:28):
It's probably just waning out asyou flush yourself.
I would probably guess. You would still OK and that was
in whose cell? Mine.
Heroes, yeah. OK.
And that was Cura cell in the same hallway as me.
Yes. OK, before the bird winks out of

(57:49):
existence, I would have tried tofly it.
Well, no, because I'll probably just How many more minutes would
you say I have left? I'll give you the benefit of
doubt and say 10. OK, then just as a test, I'm

(58:11):
going to try to fly it through the bars of the cage.
It flies through the bars no problem.
Oh. Let me see if the at least the
first one work heroes in I can give you control of it, though I
think I just moved your or I maynot have.

(58:33):
Is. Your thing on here?
Oh, it's all the way at the bottom.
There we go. Wasn't in alphabetical order for
whatever reason. I'll put you on this map for a

(58:53):
second. At least then should be able to
see. And where's the bird?
Right there. OK.
Yeah. Are these a role the Rarlsons
have gotten out? OK, the Rarlsons were out.
We weren't on this map, so he couldn't control them.

(59:14):
He was in this cell. So this one is not here.
I'm just I'm just updating tokens.
OK. OK.
So he's not out of his cell. No, they are currently inside of
their cell for our discussions. My cell door is open now, they

(59:37):
have free rain to go in and out.I just use them inside as
subterfuge too kidnap the guards.
OK, well the bird is definitely going to be scouting then what's
at the end of the hallway? Nothing.
This end these are all nothing. These are all cells.

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What's the? Before it flies into sight of
this thing, as soon as it notices something is there.
It goes all sneaky when it notices this.
Right. What's the stealth of that
thing, do you know? It's just a burb if I remember

(01:00:27):
correctly. It's like.
Technically I think it uses the zombie stat block.
Oh, OK. Yeah, use the zombie stat block.
OK, open a new tab Z for zombie.I can't.

(01:00:48):
Either roll in one end. Add to cart.
I don't have the monster. OK, let me Google zombie stat
block B&D. That was a great little.

(01:01:09):
OK, Josh, what? What?
What stat do you need from? Me, you said you were stealing
so. Yeah.
This is usually Dexterity based if you don't have a stealth stat
on it. OK, so just roll D20 with my dex
modifier. Yep, bless you.

(01:01:30):
OK. So 16 -, 2, that's a 14.
Yeah, the guard guard right outside doesn't even seem to see
you as he flies over your head. But the guy standing at the

(01:01:53):
table here, he got a 29, is like, hey, what the hell is
that? And he seems to like there's
like this weird thing that wouldbe attached to where a belly
button would be more or less that's kind of like this
appendage almost. It's it's prehensile.

(01:02:13):
And it kind of like stands up and kind of vibrates softly.
And you, you feel rather than see anything this energy wash
over you that just starts to drain that creature of its life
force for 10 necrotic damage. OK.

(01:02:35):
Just a SEC, OK, It's still aliveand it's going to book it.
Fuck it. I'm assuming that up here is off
the map and there's nothing like.
Is this just flavor or is this actually a direction?

(01:02:56):
That is AI mean that's on the map, Yeah.
There's a place that that that place goes, yeah.
OK, well that does not look like.
Oh, are you talking? Sorry I didn't see.
I thought I'd seen a ping up here.
Oh yeah, yeah, this area. Yeah, that's the There's a set
of stairs that go up to a door that's closed.
Oh, I thought it was a conveyor belt.

(01:03:20):
OK, then. Yeah, the bird's gonna go that
way. Goes to the door, realizes it
has no way of opening the door. Also after that this person here
alerted the other people of these two people are going to
start swinging at you as you drive if you fly by.
OK, so I would have noticed whenI was over here that they're

(01:03:41):
coming for me or I'm already over here.
I figured you were already like moving your way over there.
They didn't have time to react from like a movement
perspective, but it's like as you fly by them because they're
they're here, which there is no way that you can fly around.
Oh, so this is a solid door. OK, because there's no like door
icon. I thought it was just like a

(01:04:02):
pathway. It's a solid door to a next to
the next area. Then I mean, I feel like basic
intelligence, a bird wouldn't fly up to a door that it was
closed. I don't courtroom, I don't.
Know the other? Side I got that far, the
courtroom is on the other side. Of this door or OK, well if it

(01:04:24):
can't go through that door, I guess it would go down here.
And you would see yet another prism lined wall cells, most of
which are empty. And it looks like maybe one
other cell has a creature of sorts in it.

(01:04:48):
It's hard to distinguish exactlywhat it is because it's covered
in cloth for the most part. And.
Yeah, can't see into these two cells here.
Oh, wait, no, I can't. If I go up here.
Oh, I see it now. It's here.
And you said it's covered in cloth.

(01:05:09):
Can I make a perception check through my, I guess it would be
investigation check through my bird's eyes.
Or is it the bird doing it? What are you doing though
trying? To figure out what this creature
is. That'd be an investigation,
yeah. Can I do it with my character?

(01:05:31):
It would be through the bird's eyes.
It would be the the bird becausebecause you have your limited
perception is limited to the bird's senses.
I see. OK.
Because you're not. You're not transformed.
You currently you're a snake or whatever floating through some

(01:05:51):
shit. True.
Pretending to not be there and are experiencing this bird as.
OK. And this is intelligence, right?
For the investigation. Yeah.
I guess I don't remember off thetop of my head.
I think it that sounds right though.

(01:06:12):
But either that'd be wisdom actually, I think.
Investigation is intelligence. So that is an 18 -, 4, so 14
again. -4 wolf, sorry bird. The bird just as it's kind of

(01:06:36):
you feel it's senses draining out of it or is able to just
glean that this creature is gotta be some sort of drove or
dark elf just because of the white hair that's spilled out
cloth as it as the senses of your your senses fall out of the
bird and it just kind of goes back to being a bird.

(01:06:58):
I would guess it's. Dead.
Oh, it dies. Oh, OK.
Yeah. So that's.
Right. It was dead before I got my
hands on. Right.
So it just falls to the to the cell dead by Brady.
Thank you for your service. At this point though, to after

(01:07:25):
you'd flush yourself and one of the Royals flushed the other
creature, KIRO and Mame and the following Royals start to see a
misty gas fill the cells. They follow me.
They. Followed down the hole.

(01:07:46):
Oh, that's they they, Yeah. So they, they seeing me go, they
go. No.
And then all the while. I'm screaming like a Mario, like
a Mario situation where they jump in, it's just bloop, bloop,

(01:08:08):
and they go down. I hope they don't die.
They are my sunshine. So yeah, Mommy and KIRO
experience a gas filling theirself.
Sweet, sweet release. Life is but a dream.

(01:08:30):
And and darkness for a while, aswell as the other characters who
jump down a hole. Experience darkness, but also
wetness and lumpiness. And depending upon how well
you're able to, you know. Speaking of which, I should
probably ask for Dexterity saving through.

(01:08:51):
Yeah, we're I'm trying to. Nimaway and Rural.
Oh yeah, wow, no. Even though I ran or went down
the hole. Yeah, you guys are.
This isn't this isn't for the gas, the.
The gas nailed it. Oh, that's right, deck save.
I slithered on down that hole. 5Oh hell yeah.

(01:09:16):
Natural 20 and 3020 you guys areable to pinch off or close your
orifices off as it may be to theliquid and gunk that's flowing
by you that you're able to only mostly feel as those other

(01:09:36):
orifices are closed off. Although rural in your case,
you're probably getting a littlebit of it in your ear canals,
but unpleasantly. But it's nothing nothing that's
going to be bothering you besides annoying my.
Life is over, Yeah. OK, I.

(01:10:02):
Oh man, we split the party real good.
I'm debating exactly which one to go from, but I think
technically, timeline wise it would be everybody that jumped
down would be getting a view of what's going on because
everybody else is unconscious currently so.
I assume I the other me and doesn't go unconscious because

(01:10:25):
I'm hiding and I don't breathe. Right, correct.
I continue hiding until I know what to do.
I protect the seed. OK, I think I got most everyone

(01:10:46):
here. Now I just need to get the
tokens. Apparently a Dune has has the
ability to telepathically talk to people.
Yeah, that was that. Oh, that's excellent.
Up to a limited amount. Of space away but.
Yeah, a whisper. Real, real quiet into the wood.

(01:11:09):
Wherever I'm hiding in some closet, probably the come
closet. It's where I feel comfortable
and I'll just what? They can't technically detect me
so long as I stay super still, but you could tell everyone else

(01:11:33):
that I'm here and you should probably tell them what's going
on. Oh God.
I I you feel a whisper in your mind more than anything else and
it's more of just like I have alerted them the the situation
is dire. Yeah.

(01:11:56):
I got a lot of ability to hide people from from sight.
So like if, if you think you canget away, we could greater
visibility, invisibility, but you're, you're, you're pretty
trapped. Yeah, I don't know about getting
away. They've got me chained to the
floor or whatever this is. Yeah, but wait, wait, wait.

(01:12:21):
Are you the ship or are you a certain part of the ship?
Where's your personality? I am the.
Shit, Could we take you? Sure.
But like if we took a little piece of you, could we regrow
you for like could I take like aheart piece or like a like a
because I could probably get away quietly, but if I could

(01:12:43):
take some part of you. We haven't gotten Delve that
deep, but at the times I've tried to make my form leave the
IT falls apart. Sure, but like, gosh, what if I
took a part of you and I carved a smaller ship?

(01:13:08):
The times I've been able to traverse with the crew, they've
brought me into the bottle. I don't know the bottles.
Is the gear on board perhaps or somewhere nearby I could locate?
That is unclear to me. I don't.
I don't know. The only the only thing I'm

(01:13:30):
aware of is my my own ship and myself.
I don't want to spend spell slots.
I don't have that many. I'm going to.

(01:13:51):
I'm going to very quietly cast aritual spell, Divination,
verbal, somatic material. But I didn't get my stuff
stripped somewhere deep deep inside the the ship spell puts

(01:14:14):
me in. It's a ritual SO1 action plus 10
minutes. No spell slots.
Spell puts you in contact for the God or God's servant.
So I'm calling calling my boss. Hey boss, if I if I go out there

(01:14:34):
to find their gear and I turn right at the first opportunity,
will I find their gear safely? I get 3 questions.

(01:14:55):
No. OK, all right.
Probably should have cast a wider net.
All right. Shit.
If I do the same, will I be ableto locate them?

(01:15:18):
No. Are they within easy access of
this location if I sneak well? Yeah, it's a long pause, as it
seems to be, as Michael Polis, you can only assume is debating

(01:15:42):
whether or not you feel them searching and a final answer
coming back of no easy access. All right, how do I get access
to it? You can enter a short phrase or

(01:16:02):
cryptic rhythm, rhyme, or a truthful reply, says the spell
there, I'll display it. I yeah, I, I vaguely remember
those some of those details and I appreciate the insight into
reminding me on that too. There is.

(01:16:23):
I mean, I mean, we're chill. There is a sound of a gavel that
isn't coming from the space around you but in your head as
well as the only path I see forward for what you request is

(01:16:46):
forward. OK Oh fuck, isn't that what I
signed up for? We're going to be here.
I was going to read books all day.
On that note, Nimb away first asa snake into you realize you're

(01:17:15):
through your heavily lidded eyelids, there's light coming in
and you're able to move freely for the most part in what
appears to be just standing liquid excrement.
It's kind of got a small flow toit away from the pipe that you

(01:17:39):
were just dumped out of. This is catastrophically
ridiculous and repulsive. And as you're kind of probably
Slytherin forward, you see a demon that's standing here on
top of a small bridge that. You're able to.

(01:17:59):
I don't see anything, I just seeblack.
Let me see. That control of that you.
OK, good visions on there. Yeah, Grand Am sees things.
Matt sees things. Perhaps I haven't moved.

(01:18:22):
Your thought. I did, though.
Oh, OK. You're still in prison.
I got to. I got to move the.
Come on. Bookmark select move.
There we go. Now you should be able to see
things. Got too many people into too

(01:18:44):
many different places. Not a not a big deal.
Just OK, so I am on solid ground.
I'm not in a. Puddle No, no.
You were under this particular bridge as a.
Where did I drop down specifically?
Specifically, you fell out like right here, right in here.
Oops, almost shrank your thing and like, right here.

(01:19:07):
All right. She crawl up on the opposite
side of the guard and spend sometime trying to scrape herself
off on the edge of the platform.A guard.
He doesn't seem to be a guard. He is demonic in nature, but he
is also covered in poo and currently trying to clean
himself off. That's the guy that fell with

(01:19:29):
me. Before you.
He teleport, he came. He's the guy that showed us that
we could do this. Yeah.
Oh, OK. He's the genius mastermind.
As you're Slytherin up onto the shore basically you hear from
the pipes behind you and Rarl and the guard fall out into the

(01:19:52):
poo just behind you and the guy that is standing on the bridge
right now cleaning himself off turns slightly and just shrieks
and takes off. Yeah, I'm yelling the whole way
down. Guard's coming.
Guard's coming. Get ready, Guard.
There is no way you're yelling that unless you're drowning in

(01:20:13):
poo. Oh no, I don't want to drown in
poo, but as soon as we land I'm going to attempt to grab this
dude. Yeah, you still have a grapple
on him. Wait.
Wave frantically to the others to assess.

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I will ready my action. Yep, I'm going to roll real
quick for him. I'm proud I didn't do this for
the snake because obvious reasons.
Don't have legs, doesn't really need to save into swimming
through. But you got you did do a deck
save for them. I just need to do a deck save
for this guy is what I need to do.

(01:20:54):
You got like a 2017. He's able to catch his footing
at least as he lands. He's not fully prone.
I have a proposition because I rolled a natural 20.
Could I have like caught myself on a hook on the wall and like
swung myself onto the bridge andnot ever landed in the poop?

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No, you were flowing through poo.
But like as I fell or it wasn't not a straight shot down.
It was not a straight shot. 1 and 2.
There isn't really anything to really grab onto.
It's like stone walls all the way throughout.
There's the lip of the top of the pipe that you could have

(01:21:35):
swung up on top of, but besides that, you've got like where the
pipe ends and the bridge and thewalkway starts is like 15 feet
away. So I actually got a little dirty
going to the pipe. Is there any way to basically
use my natural 20 to minimize how dirty I am in any way?

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I can help you. I really don't.
I wish I could could say yes butI really am struggling to figure
out how in AI have full of poo that you could avoid poo.
I have prestigitation so that can clean you.
Bless. But you're going to get poo

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covered. It sounds like OK.
Never mind, I just I want to seeif there's any way to use the 20
to my advantage but that that that's OK.
You guys should be able to take this no problem, but I'm going
to need an initiative just so that I can figure out what's

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going on here as you guys all land and I but for that natural
20, I will give you advantage onthat.
You what? How's that give you advantage on
that initiative? How's that?
Oh, Ari, roll to 21. You could roll higher
technically, right? Sure.
OK, OK, OK, OK, let's try 20. So 21.

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Still beautiful though but I seeMatt with his natural 20 there
of 34 so grand am you might as well you were within range.
Of what? What's going flowing out of this
pipe? Yeah, I'm grappled with A1 of

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the Demon Guards and I'm callingfor assistance in subduing him.
OK. What square is he on
specifically? He's the last one.

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Last would have been the last, not the last last one.
The other Roarles would have been, but they probably would
have clampered out and over top or like flown over top of Roarle
and the guard because they've been standing there in the poo,
which is probably at least at least like 5 feet deep.

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So these are. I cannot reach said target, so
right here. Good luck.
Yeah, well, you said he was hereor is he here?
He's like that. That's pretty much the same spot
where you just click. I know there's like, oh, you
mean like distance wise? He's like, I need to know

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exactly what square he's on, andright now he's between two
squares. He's big, so he he kind of
inhabits both spots. Oh, OK.
And that's part of the reason there was so much clanking.
OK, then I can reach. Yep.
I'm assuming you're going for uswith the 34 there, so if you

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wanted to start through your turn rural but grand AM, you
might as well roll like I said still.
I mean, I've got him grappled, so does he seem like a caster?
He didn't seem to have much in the way of that when fighting

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KIRO. OK.
And. He doesn't have anything on him
like a walkie-talkie or like a set of keys or.
Nope. He had a couple.
He had a couple more sets of those.

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Panicles. Yeah.
Oh OK, I guess what I'll do is Iwill attempt to use my leverage
with the grapple to push him prone with my attack action.
OK. And I will use booming or no

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that's a prone is a it's a like a grapple check.
Yeah, person. Come on, Big Monies 12.
He got an 8 because at this point he would be using

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strength. I push him prone and then I will
use my second attack action. I already have him grappled and
he's prone. Tact, disengage, dodge, grapple,

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help, hide, improvise, influencematching research.
I guess I'll search. I'll attempt to search him
actions in combat. Specifically, I'm guessing
looking for the manacle. Yeah.
Gotcha. Are you wrote to rule something

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for that or? When you take search action,
make a Wisdom check to discern something that isn't obvious.
It's. Fairly obvious, but would you
want to go sleight of hand instead and just try and take it
off him? Sure, if you don't let me do
that. Yeah. 20I rolled A5.

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The five Jesus Christ 19 is whathe rolled so you're you're able
to grab it and pull it off of just before he like flaps his
elbow down to try and stop you. So you you have a hold of them,
the chemicals and. You are.

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You hold them up in the air, I guess for someone else to take
and apply. That's my turn.
All right. Oh, that wasn't it.
I rolled the wrong thing for his.
I thought INT would be initiative, but apparently it

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was. His intelligence.
Yeah. I'm sorry, what are you holding
in the air? I took a set of manacles off of
them and I'm holding them in theair while I have him pinned to
the ground. Still not much better.
These are what they they use on the prisoners.

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I'd help if I had hands. And one of the roarles that
slithered down through it goes and it stops the magics, he says
while holding his wrists behind his back with the manacles. 21
would be Nim away for initiative.
That's up next with Pandam on deck.

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So she's going to take out her grumpiness on being filthy with
a swift bite, and I have a + 6 to hit.
So let's see here. 15 + 6 is 21 to hit.

(01:29:20):
Oh. Yeah, that'll do it.
And then let's see my attack 26 + 4.
So 6 + 4 is 10 damage. And as you go to bite, you find

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mostly on the besides the crushing force of your blow
striking some metal, there wasn't much resistance below the
metal with a shadowy form that seems to be holding it all
together. He has resistance.
That's all I'm trying to explain.
So 35. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You still hit. Got that.
Is there a second attack in that?
I don't think my character mighthave a second attack, but I
don't know if the snake does. If the snake doesn't, yeah, then
you're in that form currently. So now it would usually say that
they have multiple attacks or what have you.

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So yeah. I don't think it has.
OK, then it'd be Grand AM if youwere done with yours.
All right, I'm a run up. I'm gonna grab those manacles
and I will slap them on the big guy.

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Is that audible? I guess.
Yeah, we heard you. OK, You're going to need to
roll. Probably a grapple.
He's already grappled and he's not prone though, so we had you
def. Whatever you do is as advantage,
which I should have you as well in the way it didn't much
matter. You hit, but you.
You. Know wrestling a fellow to

(01:31:11):
handcuff him isn't that different from, say, restraining
a wild animal. I would like to argue for
animal. Don't.
Don't be a boy. He's already.

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It'd be different if he will. If he was loose I would actually
lean towards that fine, but thisis a little bit different 16.
No 14, sorry. Thank you. 19 he's able to,

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you're able to get like 1 cuff on him, but he's he's wriggling
just enough with the arm that isn't restrained for you to not
get the other cuff on him it seems like.
If you don't stop squirming, I'ma cast heat metal on this you
son of a bitch. Do it, I dare you.

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You know what? You folks typically are
resistant to that. I'm a cast thorn.
Whip up your butt hole. Are you like threatening him or

(01:32:51):
are you just doing that? I am.
So you're trying to make. Like an intimidation check.
Yes, but I'm not very good at those.
All right, fuck around and find out.
No, I'm not. I've been rolling one side of

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the spectrum or the other. You can see where my role is at.
Yeah. I don't know if I get up from my
nap and this is what I hear. Well.
Channel your inner senior. Channel your inner senior.
He's seeing things I'm down morelike he's contemplative then

(01:33:32):
he's actually threatened by it. He's like, I don't even have a
butt hole. And that gives you just enough
time for the for you to get the other manacle on.
And then as you do do so, the armor itself, all the smoke that
seems to be binding it together and have giving it form, seems

(01:33:52):
to poof out and there's left just nothing but the full set of
armor with manacles on it that is sinking to the bottom of the
poo right now because it's less than 5 feet high.
And at that point, it sounds like on top of this whole mess
of crew that has decided to flush themselves, A0 finally

(01:34:17):
makes his way through the pipe system.
His pipes must have been a little bit longer and flaps down
into the pile of gooey ooey poo and liquid of Unnamed 1 and no
origins. I'm going to drop your.

(01:34:45):
There we go. I'm grabbing your bookmark post
haste and you should be able to see things now.
Nope, let me reload. Maybe it's my fault, it might be
mine tomorrow. 20 was giving me issues while I go, so there we

(01:35:09):
go. I gave you control of it too, so
the reload should give you whereyou're at, a pile of bodies.
Oh yeah, and you guys are out ofcombat currently so.
Am I allowed to draw on the board?

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Yeah. Yeah.
So. Well, no.
How do I undo? There's an eraser button like
you have to like click. I think I can clear it all if

(01:35:53):
you want me to clear that. Yeah, so technically I'm a huge
creature. Yeah.
But I would like to argue that asnake should not always have to
occupy a three by three square, that I should be able to
manipulate that because I have asnake and I can coil and I can
stretch. Probably at least until like a

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three by three. I see.
Yeah, at least into like a 2 by 2 at the moment because you're
just your girth is probably the issue with going any smaller
than that. Three by three I understand
would be like not yeah. If I can coil on top of myself
and like go up. Yeah, you're like, you're like a

(01:36:36):
giant constrictor snake, like those giant bow constrictors
that swallow like humans in the Everglades.
So I yeah, I would like to arguethat if there's ceiling height,
I should be able to go into a two by two and like coil up, but
then or alternatively like a 2 by 4 or 1 by 9 or something.

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Yeah, we'll go with two by two for now.
That's an interesting thing. I was trying to pull a snake
token onto the board but it wouldn't let me.
Yeah, I can find something for you here too.
But yeah, that's where you find yourself Zero and Ms. of other
people and the demon that you steam flush themselves is

(01:37:19):
running it way down the core. You can hear him just screaming.
That's the only way you recognize him currently.
I would guess because you can't see him.
I don't know if you can grab andmove your token now and see
stuff. Oh yeah, I can.
Cool. Cool, cool.
Look at the others real quick asthis dude's still running away.
Should I get him? Nah.

(01:37:42):
He was one of us with that Grey Dam looks at the guard now.
He's dead. The guard is gone.
What? He's dead.
As soon as we put the manacles on, apparently the armor
keeping. Oh.
Like the armor, the magic armor was, he was a smoke monster or
something like that, and his armor unmagicked.

(01:38:02):
And now we have a set of armor. That guy that's running away.
He doesn't know anything. He knows more than we do.
That's fair, hey. I take off after him.
Same. Wait, I just want to talk, I

(01:38:24):
yell in both comments. And Thunder.
And teamspeak. And dwarfish.
As it and I'll. The snake.
I'll stretch into a 1 by 9 tile so I can allow for people to run
next to me. How fast can you move?

(01:38:44):
How far away is this dude? 30 And then we should.
OK. And then you can action dash.
Yeah, 91912. Yeah. 6789 so you just uncoil
and able to to reach him. Oh my God, that's terrifying.

(01:39:06):
I I would, you know what? Whatever y'all do, y'all sure?
That's how it works. I know I.
It's not really how it works, but.
I like it, I'm sticking with it.She she can ash and get most of
the way there. Yeah, it would still take my
dash. I'm not going to cheat and say

(01:39:28):
the the the coiling substitutes it because no.
Yeah, it would still be your movement.
Technically your uncoil coiling movement would take your take
you over to that, and then you would just roll a grapple on
them if that's what you're trying to do, but you should
have pretty good. So it's technically an attack.

(01:39:49):
It's it's a constrict attack andI have +6 to hit.
Nice. Let me know when I can do my
thing if I'm at him or if it's Ineed to.
OK, so 16 + 6 is 22 to hit. Yeah, that'll do it.

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And then? We just want to be your friends.
But I'm going to do it gently soI'd like to not roll damage.
I'm just trying to grapple. Right, I understand.
Target is automatically grappled.
Escape DC of 16. Yeah, he did not meet that.
That's what he was trying to do as you grapple him, which the

(01:40:33):
escape part only happens if it comes back to him, but I assume
by the time you grapple him everybody else is running up to
at that point to try and calm him down.
Oh boy, and. He's just freaking the fuck out.
He's like, Oh my God, there's a fucking toilet snake trying to
eat me. I got that.

(01:40:54):
Who you? Calling a toilet snake?
Sorry, who you calling a toilet snake?
You're a snake that came out of the toilet.
And he's got the good. Point I came down the toilet.
Thank you. That was not my place of
origination. I'm not from the toilets.
You're just talking in Snake andhe's freaking out.

(01:41:16):
But he's still. Druids can communicate like in
druidic in this form, I'm prettysure.
Yeah. So I guess I'm speaking to him
in druidic thinking that he can understand me and Grand Am's the
only one that kept. Like wow, this is scary.
You're just gonna. Look from you're scared.
So you're just kind of side on you from next to you just.

(01:41:39):
Walk up to him and pat him on the cheek off buddy buddy.
Like his hands totally not covered in shit.
Where? Did I keep?
Where do they keep the prisoner stuff?
He's still just going to be freaking out for a while and
while he's freaking out and you try as they're trying to calm
him down, I would like to go back to the other.
Can we cut the scene with me taking the tip of my tail and

(01:42:01):
just like patting him on top of the head?
Yeah. I'm now perfectly clean in the
background while everyone is covered in shit.
Oh, prestigitation, I was going to say, were you licking
yourself clean? That's.
Yeah, I have AI have prestigitation.
I'm not, I'm not going to utilize the siblings.

(01:42:24):
That would be terrible, heavy abusive.
Domestic abuse. So back to the other crew.
You guys are waking up. I got to grab your tokens here
still Mommy and KIRO in front ofthis giant room of filled with

(01:42:50):
to the brim of demons and there's a gavel that is what
wakes you. There's a nice pretty puppy off
to the side that's about the size of a small house.
Change to the desk that the judge is at.
It's got 3 heads and is sleepingsoftly a a chest of some sort

(01:43:15):
and. Oh God damn it.
Oh shit the the demon bangs the gavel and says order in the cut.
You, the Wish faction, stand accused of defacing and
destruction of PNC property and we have an eyewitness.

(01:43:40):
He's reading from his book and then he looks up to the like the
sides of the room that are filled with demons on either
side, like I said, and a familiar ish form of a vampire
floats down next to the desk andkind of with his head bowed and

(01:44:06):
says, yes, your, your, your, your.
How are we supposed to address you again?
The court magistrate. You can address me as
magistrate. And he goes, yes, magistrate.
I I was there and then dispatched by, I don't see them
here, but they were a feline entity I believe a part of the

(01:44:30):
Rum Rollers who are assigned to the Wish faction, He says.
Do the Rum Rollers have a defense for this?
He turns back to KIRO and Mommy,who are waking.
Ground where's? Where's his proof?
And, and Mama is just going to kick KIRO as hard as they, I'm

(01:44:54):
sorry, Mima is going to kick KIRO as hard as they possibly
can. Unarmed.
Unarmed strike. Sure.

(01:45:15):
Those actions? Dodge. 14. 14 to.
Hit. On look here.

(01:45:37):
Do I have my armor? Yes.
Nope. Like, I don't yeah, you don't
have the armor so. Yeah, I don't have my armor, so
yeah, My, my, my deck is only a 2, so yeah.
Oh boy. But did it get there?
I go try to do damage, it says undefined.

(01:46:02):
B I know you're a cleric, so notquite the same as most, but you
should still be. Because my strength is a -4 that
that that. Oh, that's why.
Because you have no strength to because the unarmed strike,
unless you're actually trained with it, it's whatever your

(01:46:23):
strength is. You hit me for zero.
You hit me, but you hit kick. You as much as I can or I'm
going to kick you as hard as I can.
I just stubbed my toe. Kira turns to you about and
bows. My apologies.

(01:46:45):
If you are surely done, do you have a defense?
Yes. So along those lines, what what
proof does this naysayer have? He is an eyewitness.
That's who. And Caroline's down to more.

(01:47:07):
Vampires float down from the court, says all three of these
individuals batched and the accountings when they'd seen the
life snuffed from 1000. Oh Nope, rereading here. 2000

(01:47:30):
undead zombies. 2000 undead zombies sounds like like a lot.
I feel like there should be morethan just these three things,
right? And what, what even is this
property we're we're being accused of damaging?

(01:47:53):
The zombies. I'm going to look at look at
Kira. I'm like, do you, have you ever
hurt a zombie? I have no recollections, Kat.
Yeah. I also, I mean, I, I, I, I see,

(01:48:14):
I see how it may have come across that the Rome Rollers
might have damaged some zombies,but I myself do not recall ever
running into or damaging a zombie.
So I don't, I don't understand. And I've been with my
compatriots this whole time, except for now, right quote
because you have separated us. That is not that is just not not

(01:48:37):
true. When when was this supposed to
have happened? From now and the other.
That again, when was it supposedto have happened?
About a week's time from from from hence as well there was and

(01:49:05):
he there's some whispering off to the side an accusation that
it was done with holy water cannons that seem to be pretty
new equipment and only any points to the dune that's behind
you chained to the ground on this ship.

(01:49:30):
Here leans down to the captain speculation.
He turns back to the vampires and the One the one steps

(01:49:50):
forward and says there there wasa feline that had approached us
directly and said that he'd conquered sorcrities in the
PNC's name. And then the judge bangs his
gavel and he goes, ah, new information.

(01:50:11):
This does clear some debts. If that is true, does this hold
true? Rum rollers.
He turns back to you. Define conquer.
Do you hold them under your powers?

(01:50:32):
Oh yes, definitely. And you are part of the PNC as
it states here in the subsection, yes, so.
Damn, it's like if we're being fed any of this, Grand Am is
just sitting there like, oh they're idiots.

(01:50:53):
We could have. So this being stated, we now
hold all of the incoming dead and from Socrates and we will be
taking any recompense from this action.

(01:51:15):
He turns back to the vampires and they just whisper amongst
each other and one kind of says we'd like professional leave on
top of that and maybe some negotiations with the rum rolls
to join their crew. The judge turns to you guys,

(01:51:39):
raises an eyebrow. So by your own admission, we've
committed no crime, we've done nothing wrong.
Again, I've no zombies, no zombies.
But however we have just Socrates, yes?
So this seems this seems unnecessary.

(01:51:59):
I believe we've been wrong, Captain.
I believe we are owed recompense.
Yeah. I'm I'm owed satisfaction from
the vampire captain. For the defamation of your name
amongst the PNC, that might be the case.
Perhaps they were the ones who killed the zombies.

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He turns back to the to the vampires who quiver in fear and
come and seeing kind of their feared expression.
An expression of guilt, I see. Well.
Please, such high ranks. I was.

(01:52:42):
Please for such high ranks around here.
I would hate for you to have to dirty your hands.
If only I had my sword. I would gladly relieve them of
their heads and present them to you so that you may have
recompense for their transgressions against the PNC.
If, if that were the case and all said it's true, I would give

(01:53:07):
you your sword. But as I was starting to say,
such a hard case to crack. I think we're going to have to
go through any litigation beforewe find the true answers here.
Or you could take it up with Ashima as your contract is
directly with him. He was the one summoned here.
Wouldn't put you in organization.

(01:53:32):
I mean, who doesn't love litigation?
Well with that I will have to still detain you as you are a
flightress. Are we really?

(01:53:53):
I mean, yeah, of course nobody wants to stay in a cell.
But I think if you allowed us toremain in the area, not in a
cell, where where are we going to go?
We're at home with the PNC. Well, why would we?
You know, we've been gone for solong, coming out on the road by
ourselves. It might be nice to to relax,
you know, to to stay put. Collect our thoughts.

(01:54:19):
Maybe have our things. But.
The so so hasty to pass judgement on us is without any.
These accusations are fairly serious as you understand.
We had to take due action. Have you brought the bond
payment for parole? It's what is it?

(01:54:40):
1000 souls or 2000 as it were. Sorry, going back to the
reckoning, as that is what is lost and owed to the PNC and is
only due fair recompense. We could negotiate a smaller one
of souls. But it's not our fault the souls
are gone. And you just said there will be

(01:55:01):
new souls pouring in from Socrates because of us.
How? I don't look at Kira.
I'm like, I don't. You could wait, I believe.
Vampires are the reason why our payment is off and maybe they
should pay recompense to the PNC, not us.
We have only done what is contracted, Captain.

(01:55:25):
Don't worry, while the the courtproceedings are on, they will be
put in their own jail cells at this time with the new
information and you could wait out your time in jail until the
souls are collected from Socrates if that is your wish
for the bond. Isn't, isn't, don't you all have
like an anklet or a bracelet or like some sort of tracking

(01:55:49):
device you can put on us to ensure that we don't go too far?
You inject yourself to the to the soul bond.
I mean, I didn't say soul bond, but I mean something.
If souls are lost to the PNC, only recompense forward is more

(01:56:12):
souls to be provided. So if you flee and take Socrates
away, how are we to ensure that our souls are?
So have you guys ever heard of gold?
Do you really do you only deal in souls?
There's there's like cold hard cash we can offer you.

(01:56:35):
What? What does that have to do with
undead? They don't take money.
They are subservient servants. We don't pay them.
Even I don't get paid in the money.
I get paid in SO coins. Yeah, imagine if you did get

(01:56:55):
paid in gold though. Imagine if you could get your
hands on some gold. What do I have used for gold?
Buy all kinds of goods, whateveryou want.
I'm pretty sure we look at Kira.I'm pretty sure gold's accepted
everywhere. So.

(01:57:18):
So every every every creature loves gold.
Last I check it's the price of admission when you die.
Yeah, very valuable. Think all of those taxes go not
to the first level of hell, I'lltell you.
They go straight to the heavens.What?

(01:57:40):
What if we could do something tochange those taxes for you?
What if we could change it so that you got a constant inflow
of gold? Who would barter with us?
None will have the first level of Hell's abandoned souls.

(01:58:04):
This is also going further abovemy peg.
As I said, if this is a further negotiation upon your contract
and such, we I can grant you an audience with Ashuma.
Only one though. It is your one phone call, so to

(01:58:25):
say. OK, so I'm sorry, can you?
Can you, though? We haven't been found guilty of
a crime. There's no evidence that we
committed a crime. We've actually only delivered a
boon. And what are our options again?

(01:58:45):
You've been found potentially guilty of moving 2000.
Unfortunately, you may have heard of a system that's

(01:59:05):
innocent until proven guilty. It's guilty until proven guilty
here, but. We didn't do it.
OK, so. May may I request Captain trial
by combat to my accusers? Sure, that might be a proper

(01:59:31):
way. That might be a proper.
Way to may, may I request trial by combat to my accusers since
they feel I have slighted them and I feel they have slighted
me? We can just even out the books
right now. That would be an adequate way to

(01:59:51):
resolve it. If there is an adequate wager of
soul coins on the line from eachside, they would need to present
the lost souls. Are the vampires?

(02:00:19):
Are the vampires capable of producing 2000 souls?
They whispered each other and the one that had been talking so
far steps forward kind of shakily and says we are able to
produce those souls, why would we take 2000?
So we are being paid adequate our work.

(02:00:43):
That is a good point. They do have the soul coins to
back them up it seems like do. You.
How do you know? Well, and since ours are
currently unavailable to us, I feel that the goal they're
putting up is my gold. So I feel you stole so they.

(02:01:03):
Aren't you've misinterpreted we're they're not talking about
gold, they're talking about coins that are literally
impressed with soul Soul coin. I know, I know.
They took ours. We have.
I'm accusing them of thief. Your wealth upon entry.
There is no such in your possession.

(02:01:26):
But I know it was there. Stole coins and he goes back to
soldiers. He's going back.
So you were presenting a whole nother case during this case.
This is This will have to be resolved.

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Magistrate. Magistrate.
They are accusing us and we wereunjustly brought before your
court. My poor captain, you know, was
given no fair notice of this charge to fight it.
So how can we be expected to have our ship brought into here?

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Next thing we know, all of our belongings being gone.
How do I how do we not know that, you know, the possessions
that we know we're there weren'tstolen by our accusers?
This is highly improper when yousay.
I cannot make a judgement on another case without the proper

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channels being taken. I can present the option again
to meet with Ashima. Well, we can properly only meet
with Ashima if we have all of the rum rollers.
I I right the the rum rollers asa collective, I might I might
serve as a figurehead, but we really would need everybody.

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So are you suggesting you will wait out further investigation
on this case for more evidence to be found and hope that the
souls brought in by Socrates aresufficient for your bond in the
near future? I.
Mean I don't have. Oh, Socrates is a big place.

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Have you ever seen it? What does that mean?
Is it? Is it people dying, natural
causes and their souls getting absorbed or like that they're
going to go murder 1000 people? Either way, it's bad.
Yeah, it's super not good. Yeah.

(02:03:39):
Can we just simply challenge them for their coins and take?
Theirs. Talking about the first, Yeah,
probably. But he's talking about the first
level of hell. I mean, there's more than one
level. Can we just like do a do a a
swat like a conservation of souls?
Just swap some from level 2 or Level 3 into this level account.

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We have some friends that are stuck in another level.
We can like get them to usher some through.
All Souls created equal, right? More or less.
Yeah. Is that the problem?
You don't have enough souls in the first level.

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I don't think that is fully the problem with our accounting, but
it is a portion of it. But we more or less have to
track these souls inside of our gates.
I think I've answered your question.

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However, you should know some ofthe being as part of the PNC, he
starts to get a little standoffish.
And with that, I really think that if you have more questions
about how you should operate in organization, it would be with
Ashima. Yes, I'm sorry.

(02:05:10):
We've been travelling. Like I said, it's, it's good to
be back. It would be nice to take some
R&R, not inside of a jail cell, you know, maybe with my things,
maybe with my compatriots, my rum rollers.
You know, we would, we would like to reorient ourselves that
funny things happen when you're on the road, when you're away.
When you're away for so long, it's easy to forget to lose
details, right? Things start to change a little

(02:05:31):
bit. Yeah.
So it would be great to not be in a jail cell.
I may have come up with it a different accommodations for you
and he looks over at his at yourship while he leans back and
strokes one of his horns and he goes.

(02:05:53):
How would you be if you've wouldyou be OK with relinquishing
your powers as it is being cuffed to your ship?
Oh yeah, sure, being tough for the ship would be way better.

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All right. And he stopped striking his
horns, claps his hands, and fromthe rafters of the entire place,
the disgorgement of like 100 flying there.
They look like mosquitoes but the size of vultures that come

(02:06:38):
down and not forcibly but wait for you to put your hands in a
position to be manacled and leadyou to your ship to be manacled
to it. Dune Yeah.
So I put my arms out. I'm just really anxious to get

(02:06:59):
back to it. Dune at this point, this is like
a plus. And Meme's book.
And we will await those souls and further investigation, the
judge says. And Banks has gavel and it
echoes through the hole. You can look all you want,

(02:07:22):
didn't do it? So I don't get to challenge them
all. Maybe another day.
They're probably cowards anyway.Oh, he says that like so he says
that loudness that he hopes theyhearing.
They just glare in your. Direction.

(02:07:43):
And they will see you, says obviously they're bringing up
false accusations against the rum rollers.
Do they know who we are? We're walking away.
I don't know if that's a good spot to end it or if you guys
want to go back in the end of the depths of the sewer that's 5

(02:08:03):
minutes or not. Oh shoot, it's late.
I would like to play a little bit more, but it's.
A little bit longer, just a few minutes.
Just Graham, Dan just wants to ask this guy a few questions.
Yeah, sure, ask. A few questions.

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Oh God, who say he does have a Lantern?
Who say he does have Lantern? He doesn't have his Lantern.
This one has never had his Lantern.
Oh God, thank God. I need to go to this map.
You guys should still all see what's going on there.
I just have to hop back over. So yeah, you guys are Snake Nim
away grappling a demon who's finally ran out of breath and is

(02:08:48):
just. Rundown's going to cup his face.
Hey, hey, big guy, big guy, where's our shit?
They probably, they probably took it, yeah.
Where? Where do they keep?
It usually prisoners lose they they keep it with Cerberus.

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Where's Cerberus? In the courtroom.
What's the best way to get to the courtroom from here?
Get imprisoned again. What's the second best way to
get the courtroom from here? Well, you probably don't know,

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but you you find yourself insidea kind of subdivision of the
first level of hell that I'm aware of.
There's sort of a go between a really good fence for the upper
regions of Tara. Thieve been whispered about

(02:10:09):
throughout each region, but I most would know at least the
whisperings of a thieves Guild. Thieves Guild.
I just want to get to the I. I'm not looking to I guess I am
looking to steal stuff. But the the the.
We are in the tower now, yes. No, that's.

(02:10:33):
What? You're no longer in the tower.
That's one hell of a pipe. Yeah, pretty much.
Somehow, like all the sewers eventually lead here, it's kind
of one of the Thieves Guilds defining qualities.
It's not great. Smells pretty bad.

(02:10:54):
Where do? They at.
All throughout. You probably want to speak to
Nobunaga though. She's the head, no?
What level are we on? You guys aren't in a level of
hell currently. Oh.
He confesses as much and he saysyou're kind of inside of a

(02:11:19):
portion. Like I said, a subdivision if
you will the the. Or in the walls.
They're back in the poop shoot. Yeah, a full circle.
Yep, Yep. Understand.
It's a you may has a whistle that actually summons a
messenger from Nobunaga. Just just saying.
Just saying. Yeah, you.

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Really need my shit back. I want my sport bar away.
They would be they might be ableto help you with that.
Again, Nobunaga is is quite quite has a lot of connections
and I don't know exactly, I was just planning to go to the bar

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and maybe find some work. I.
Did they have? Torques still I licked my.
Finger and I shove it in his ear.
You want to you want to go to the bar, just go to the bar.
And he just, he just kind of squelches and screams and he's

(02:12:24):
like. You're not talking to go talk.
To the barbin see. That's all you had to say.
I clap his cheek. Like gently, just like.
Thank you. And I go now.
Yeah, you're coming with us. We're all going to the bar

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together. Or some form of curse that is
appropriate for the first little.
Well, Ashima, how's that? No, probably.
He'd probably go along the linesof like, Oh my, Ashima's balls.

(02:13:08):
He might hear you. Come on.
And we I start walking. I don't know which way the bar
is. I assume the way he was running
the right way since he assumingly knows where the bar
is. Yeah.

(02:13:28):
Are you still holding him tight?Him away too.
Are you still holding the guy? Yeah.
Can I move with him grappled? I can imagine you doing so,
yeah. He kind of just points then this
way. Sure, yes, I will, slink along

(02:13:50):
with him, grappled. And trying to avoid walking into
the poop water, he points, gestures across a plank like
bridge that most of the lights that you can see aren't flames.

(02:14:10):
They seem to be some sort of dazzling light as the the gases
filling the air assault your noses and such.
And as he's kind of continues topoint, he leads you along a a
corridor and then across anotherstone bridge over to an entrance

(02:14:36):
that just seems to be unlabeled.Although it does have a guy that
kind of rushes out just at the edge there and throws up right
on the ground just outside. And he goes fucking not again
from behind him, and he just continues throwing up.

(02:14:58):
I I cannot move my token so you know.
You're drinking beer, you're you're drinking in a place full
of of demon shit. What did you expect?
I just had a little less new marriage.
It is very good shit though. I pat him on the back and give

(02:15:20):
him like a little like Pokémon rub rub rub rub rub and he'll
give me the cut TM. And the guy is real bulbous.
I mean, it seems to be a human, although he's pretty bald all
around and even no eyebrows or anything.
But he's he, he's rounder than abeach ball.

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And he just kind of wavers. And you see another person walk
around the corner and he goes, oh, patrons, nice.
Oh, is that? Said Alfred.

(02:16:05):
You demons are very normal names, I say.
Hey, we don't give our names away for free.
Anglo-Saxon. And then the he kind of ignores

(02:16:27):
that, and he just turns to the guy, I think.
I think this group of people want to speak to Nobodaga.
Oh, well, they're going to have to wait.
Come on, Bart. You know you can.
You can trust me. No.
No, we can't. Yeah, sorry guys tried.

(02:16:54):
This is about Eamon Alfred. Maybe Mimi knows something about
this guy. She used to be down here before.
It was actually. Mami.
Mimi would know because of the line meld.

(02:17:21):
Oh yeah. Although we we've lost the
captain for the night so. Yeah, I'm probably about to hop
off too. If if the above.
If the court team eventually is left alone, the wizard will very

(02:17:42):
cautiously make himself known tothem.
But. That'll be for the next time.
Yeah, I was going to say the best bet you got is probably
talking through doing a, becausecurrently they're still inside
the courtroom. Yeah, like surrounded by the
demons. Yeah, so I'll do it that way.

(02:18:03):
But all right, I don't hop off. Have a good one guys.
Good night you. Split the party?
What could go wrong? Bart would just say, is that
snake part of that crew? Yes.

(02:18:27):
Oh yeah. She's afraid it just, is it me?
No, Matt, you know the the hand sign or like the.
She's the the snake is totally an elegant.
It's all right. You know how like the greeting
of like holding up your pinky and like just bending a little
bit like hello, have you guys know what I mean?

(02:18:47):
No, yeah. All right, well, she takes the
tip of her tail, just the very little wee tip, and just like
bends it twice because hello. Oh, like waves?
More like imagine holding your finger up in the air and just
like bending it twice but the tip of her tail.
Oh, kind of just yeah. Like not not a back and forth

(02:19:10):
wave, just with fingers wave. Yes.
And he kind of tries to mimic itback and he goes, I don't think
she'll fit in the bar. Oh, she could fix that.
Sounded more ominous than I intended.

(02:19:31):
She can just fix it. Or she can wait out there for a
minute. It's all right.
She can leave me that way for anhour or so.
Alfred, Alfred Zeman goes. Can I go in?
I let him go. I.
Think you could let him go? He sighs the deepest sigh of

(02:19:53):
relief. I let him go with a little pat
on his head. Oh.
Thanks, Please still give me something to sing about.
And my next song, he says with shaky legs, is.
Can I get as close to the bar aspossible and like stick my head

(02:20:15):
in? As the as the snake, probably.
Only your head would probably fit through the doorway though.
Yeah. I mean, you could try to slither
in, but the problem would just be like the there's shit in the
way, Yeah, with like every anglethat I'm looking at, there's
like a really big space more towards the middle.

(02:20:36):
But like you, you look in and would see like, can you see
that? Can you see the space I'm
talking about? Yeah, It's like a platform that
goes down and around and you could like hop off the side of
it. Like it might be a bit jarring.
I mean technically I I I can fitthrough a one square if I

(02:20:57):
stretch out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like you could fit through the door and it'd be on this like
platform up here, right? I can't see the platform.
I can only see like right here through the door and that's all
I can see and then a cone in this direction.
Does that work? It's.

(02:21:19):
Kind of, yeah. So you have like this platform,
right? And then like you could probably
slither down and around the stairs, I guess, and under the
platform. But yeah.
I mean, as long as there's a onepile square that I can like,
snake my way through, no pun intended.

(02:21:43):
As you're doing popping your head through and kind of like
judging the space, Bart kind of just like approaches and and
kind of like pokes you with the sticks.
Hey, you want me to announce youin there so they don't just
attack you? She pauses, cocks her head, and
nods. I think you can stop being a

(02:22:03):
snake and out in MOA it might begood to be able to talk.
She looks a little sad and turnsback into a human.
I. Understand.
Oh, wait, wait, no, wait. Pause before she turns back into
a human. Oh, Rora left.

(02:22:31):
We didn't role play the prestigitation to be cleaned
off. How dirty am I?
If you want to, you're pretty dirty.
You're pretty, pretty dirty. You're like, I mean, you've
shook shook some of it off by just sliding around on then
Slytherin and such. But like it's like in between

(02:22:55):
your scales as a snake. So you can only imagine it would
be like in your when you unform.She would not like to transform
back yet. And you guys aren't aren't doing
any any better. Well, grand am, you're fine
because you actually no, you didjump into it to try and do the

(02:23:16):
guard. So you probably it's not as bad
as everyone else, but you're soaked.
Yeah, he's completely oblivious.Just giving everyone the 411.
I mean, zero, your your wings are probably caked in it.
Yeah. He just, he would just be
sitting there looking very agitated, just not saying

(02:23:37):
anything. Just he's just, he's pretty much
itching to fight somebody at this point just due to the fact
that he got dirty. Grand Am is just kind of like
bobbing along to some music in his head to some sounds.
And as the door opened and you poked your head little head

(02:23:59):
through, you did hear some musiccoming from the Tavern.
Nope, probably just like an. Out of time with that.
I figured as much, but I was just.
It just hit me that I should saythat because I remembered it as
all just like a a a jaunty Tavern tune, like drinking song.

(02:24:22):
So Nimoy cannot be in her normalform this filthy.
She can't do it. So she's going to stay in her
snake form separately. So yeah, that's where you guys
find yourself currently. Yeah, stone covered hallways and

(02:24:47):
reeking poo smell if you want to.
Fantastic. Lovely Jubbly.
All right, good place to call itfor me.
Yeah, I'd say before you meet a bunch of people, you forget by
the next time, yeah. Alright y'all, good night.

(02:25:12):
Hey, good. Night.
Good game. Totally not gonna be a shit show
down here. That was the best nap of my life
earlier. My God I didn't even mean to
fall asleep. I was sat up waiting and then
the next time I know I just wakeup.
Like I didn't even dream or anything.

(02:25:33):
Yeah. Before we all head out, have
people started booking their flights and stuff to Eurythmic?
I think mostly I was looking at that and I think on the you're
the only one be looking to do that flight wise because Matt's
not making it this year. OK, so everyone else is driving,
I think it. Is going to be a drive, Yeah.
Where is it? Again, where are we looking?

(02:25:57):
Richmond, I think it was. Let's see here.
Who? Should I like I'm you, you're
trying to figure out how I'm going to get from the airport.
Yeah. Anyone heading from that
direction that would pass by an airport or what?
I don't know what airport to flying to.
So Richmond where? Kentucky.

(02:26:21):
OK, Richmond, KY. My brain went Virginia.
That's the Richmond I know. That's a 12.
Hour drive. OK, that's not too bad.
I can do that. That's just going back home to
visit the folks. I do that every year.
I'm Modella. Hey, you fluffy baby.

(02:26:46):
Did you just say Modello? Modella.
Her name is Modella. I'm looking right now, but I'm
pretty sure I can work somethingout with you one way or another.
I'm just wait, what? Huh.
I'm pretty sure I can work something out with you, I'm just
looking to see. OK makes sense from the
direction that I'll be travelling.
Check that. What date is it?

(02:27:09):
I'll be I, I, I'll be coming down that Friday, which I think
let me look at the calendar heretoo.
It's. Like I know I have a wedding
this fall, I just want to make sure I'm not. 31st is that
Friday, so the 31st, first, second.

(02:27:35):
October. November.
October 31st and then November 1st and second.
OK, I. Think that might be dual.
Heck, I might now that I think about the weddings in the neck
of the woods. Maybe if it is that if I did
double book, it'll hit the wedding and come over.
Yeah, it looks like I'll be, I'll be, I'll be driving through

(02:27:58):
quite a few. I was just trying to see that's
what I was going to say to you. I didn't want to say Pittsburgh
because I know that's the closest to me, but is looks like
it's mostly in the opposite direction.
Columbus, Cincinnati and Lexington cities I'll be on my
way drive down, which are definitely ones with airports.
OK, wait, let me just a second put up maps.

(02:28:28):
OK, what's the address of this Airbnb A.
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(02:28:50):
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