E94: Exfil

The Rum Rollers run away from their explosive god tree they plant as it eats up the thieves guild's poo filled super highway.

Episode Transcript

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Tara through the campaign Allelopolis.

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Character. Greg.
Greg, hail our Lord and Savior. We will die for the.
The End The Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
A campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the

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Infinite Sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again, the Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns. Hitherto we left our adventure
as known as the Rum Rollers after rescuing Socrates from
losing their magics to the Man of Thieves, being rewarded with

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a flying upgraded living ship, adune and a 1% bag of
shareholding for the Dragon's Breath which they delivered as
the antidote. Plans take plans to take down
the professional necromancy cultin place.
The remodelers take flight in a dune as the newly also newly

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fitted out with holy water cannons along with along along
their path to. They test a dune's new fittings
against a horde of zombies and trenched outside of Socrates,
turning them into a giant meat doughnut and dispatching their
vamp. The vampires that overseeing the
horde continuing to continuing on to face the rest of the PNC

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or the professional necromancy cult at the lava tower.
On the way to the Lava Tower, the Rum Rollers meet the Shadow
Seekers in their dreams in Ishmael's Infinite Tower,
agreeing to take the gods out oftheir solar system, the
Micropolis solar system that they reside in, and take down
the professional professional Necromancy cult.

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A deal is struck between the twoparties with rural KIRO and Mimi
signing to not become gods, alsofor KIRO to take Franklin's soul
in 100 years to the beyond. The Rum Rollers then treat with
the gods Lono and Zenith who greet them.

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Lono being the God of celebration and harvest and
Zenith being the Goddess of Knowledge.
The Goddess of Knowledge warns against facing the PNC and
beckons the Rum Rollers to the Isle of Choy to ascend to
godhood, while Lono leaves Mimi a note on a seed inside of a

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large grape, saying he believes in their attempt to route this
evil, The PNC flying further towards their fate.
The Rum Rollers encounter a barrier over the whole of the
Spiral Wood Forest. Grand Dam pushes forward through
it, landing in a prison immediately and escaping

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throughout through the walls as an Ant.
The other rum rollers not far behind land in similar cells. 0
Rural and Nimoway escape into the sewers to meet back up with
Grand Am. From there, Grand Am Rural
Nimoway and KIRO strike a deal with the Thieves Guild hiding in

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the sewers to search and find a PNC stockpile of void magic
batteries. Meanwhile, or Yep.
Meanwhile, Cat Mime Hero and newcompanion Victory faced trial
with the Magistrate, a powerful demon presiding over the over

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their fate and the case of 2000 lost souls from destroying 2000
zombies at Socrates, which the Rum Rollers stand accused of by
the vampires they had slain as well during this combat and
resurrected. They had become resurrected

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after this at in the PNC. Their defense of not guilty
stood until their next hearing where evidence could be
obtained. Mimi and KIRO are magically
restrained with a dune in a hallfull of of four floors of demons

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after taking their just. OK.
Yep, I missed this particular detail here.
Got to go back up the while their dealings were being had.
Grand Am Rural, Nimaway and Cyro, A bounty hunter takes
Zero's head claiming his life after taking their just.

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Grand Am Rural and Nimaway take their just revenge on the bounty
hunters who murdered their companion. 0 Then they are shown
from Geralt, who had given them this quest from the from the
Thieves Guild on behalf of Nobunaga to find the void
batteries, shows them a path back to the lava tower through

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one of the many toilets in the sewer, and they swiftly take off
to be reunited with the rest of the Rum Rollers.
Thereupon the Rum Rollers take flight, floating, floating the
chest of their belongings and a ginormous Cerberus atop it.

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Raul takes the chest under greatpains from the surrounding giant
demonoid bugoids. Luckily, KIRO pairs with the
Goddess Death, praise to the Goddess Death and is answered
giving him a new form to promisefor, a promise of his hand in

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marriage with her bursting bursting into an adult black
dragon from inside a four story bailiff.
That bailiff demon that holds court that is inside the court
with him creates enough a distraction for the rest of his

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friends to escape. Cat turns a dune into a
celestial form from with along with the chest that Raul had
acquired with all of their belongings.
And the wizard formerly known asMatt plants a seed given to him
from Micropolis and then vanishes as they all jump down

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and flush themselves through a spiraling expanse of plumbing.
Demon plumbing. This is where they we left them.
Let's find out what happens thistime.
So yeah, Azernac, you come into being next to an Angel inside of
a sewer pipe filled with excrement.

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So we have our chest. And we escaped.
By jumping down yet another poopshoot.
Yep. All right.
Just making sure I got on my factory.
Yeah, hold on. Great.
Fantastic. As we're sliding down the poop,

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Shoot Them Away is clutching A pendant that she wears around
her neck, saying a silent prayerto herself.
Oh, here's what the. With her eyes closed, waiting
for it to be over. So Meg knows what the dragon
actually looks like. Yeah, 3D image helps.

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One gets really scratched up from 4 wildly screaming cats.
We all land on our feet. Anything.
Anybody grand? How's Grand AM handling the
poop? Shoot or cat?
A grand am is giggling with joy as he slides down it, his hands

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above his head like it's a waterslide.
Pat is still clinging to Ajuni'sarm.
And once we have like, broken the service and come into this
room, I'm going to look around and be like, we need the bottle

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so we can turn her back into herself.
You're yelling to Mimi, hopefully that she hears, Yeah.
Like calling out somewhere like,hey, we need the bottle like
right now. And you guys out of the toilet
and in with the giant black dragon, KIRO following, pushing

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you guys out onto a floor into aroom that doesn't smell any
better from where you came from.And with one small belt, the
toilet lets out, a single individual follows, and Pop Tart

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you can see is wiping themselvesoff right behind you guys.
Oh. How?
You. Followed us.
Yes, I I seen my chance to escape and I I took it.
Hats off Who's pop Tart? Pop Tart Pop Tart is an old
companion that helped us out. I think we met him before the

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1st year or was it after? Just after was the first
Eurythmic ferocity. Yeah, he used to live in the
spiral forest. So who is pop Tart on this map?
Like to describe pop Tart to me.So right now, currently, pop
dart is in the form of what looks like a very like he's he's

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closed like a gesture. He's more or less like a got a
humanoid appearance to him, but he doesn't seem quite human.
You're not sure why, other than the fact that maybe his nose is
little too big, his ears are a little too big, and his feet are

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like all of his appendages are alittle too big for himself.
But he himself stands at about 5-5 and he's shaking, quivering
with his colorful robes and suchdripping and poo.
I was hoping he was the little gesture.
Yeah. Yeah, he's this one.

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Yep. And he chimes in with AII wanted
to make sure that Mohawk soul coin was repaired and I did not
want to serve these demons anymore.
I was hoping it's OK that I followed.

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How long have you been in prison, little one?
Not that. Much shorter than you.
He scratches his head. It's hard, hard to say I'd come
this way to check on Mohawk. Not long after you guys had made
it back to Socrates. I was there, remember, at the
court when you delivered the news to the Queen?

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Because me and Shondar have a little bit of a tryst.
But Mohawk and I, you know, we were open like that.
Ha ha ha, that dragon gets around.
Azure Neck blinks owlishly. And that's when probably
everybody else realizes there's a new compatriot as well that.

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Thinks she gets revealed as I like go around cleaning the shit
off of everyone. Like everyone's just covered
head to toe where you can't see.Oh.
Who they are? Just giving everybody but baths.
I have prestidigitation so, but effectively yeah.
What colour? What colour is Azure neck?

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Brown. Clean clean clean clean clean
clean clean clean clean clean clean.
New person. Hello.
Hello. I push her into the center of
the group. Well, Azure Neck is not sure

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what to make of the dragon. He does not recognize the
dragon. KIRO moves his neck long and
down to like basically where hishead's basically almost on the
ground, eye to eye, will snout to face to you and speaks.
Hello Little. Hello.

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I am KIRO, who are you? My name is Azure Neck.
So Azure Neck is a little cobalt.
He's not a typical cobalt size and build.
He is dressed in red and blue robes.
He's got like some kind of furs around his shoulders, like a
little cloak. He also has like all sorts of

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pouches and satchels and stuff around his waist.
He's equipped with a whip, although he he doesn't have it
out right now, obviously, but you you he doesn't like hide it.
You know, he has a whip and he'sgot 2 like reasonably big horns
that kind of swoop behind his head, their ivory colored.

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His scales are kind of a nondescript like brownish sort
of color. Maybe like a really aged scrolls
you might it might remind you of.
What dragon do you serve, littleone?
I am not at liberty to tell you out of character you.

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Don't just ask where dragon the Cobalt serves.
Yeah, out of. Character.
I have not come up with. The.
Equivalent of his like patron dragon just yet.
I'm sorry I didn't do my homework.
It's fine. Does that mean you're like a
spy? No, no, you're like an Agent A.

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Secret. An agent.
An agent you could say Yes. I I collect information, relics
and knowledge. A cult star.
You wear a brown hat. He would look good in a brown

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hat. Yes, brown leather jacket.
Hero whips his head over to the Admiral.
Admiral, I believe we need to vacate the premises.
I believe we've well overstayed ourselves.

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We're. Going and we need to get a dune
back into her form. Yeah, we have to get the chance.
Open. And then go.
Yeah. Does anybody?
Know a where we are. I can take us home.
But oh guys, there's a timer. Take.

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I can only take so many. There's a timer.
To. Nimaway runs over here.
The timer is not, oh wait, actually for Nimaway it is real.
Yeah, at the table. Oh my.
Nimaway runs over to this mysterious timer floating in
space. All all all.
Please, please pay attention. We have 8 minutes to vacate the

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premises. Real time minutes.
Yes, 88 real time minutes to do something and I'm guessing that
is leave. OK, Oh, I'll turn door.
Is the door. My magic has enough to take 8.
I could take 10 grand, Am says as he cast Wind Walk.

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I can. Are we talking about the flying
or like teleport? OK, those are different
languages. We should be specific.
I can take us to a safe place, but I.
Turn to the cobalt and I shake her hand.
Hi, it's nice to meet you. My name is Raro.
Turn us all into wind and we canfly together.

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Nice to meet you, Raro. Per turn or per movement?
Yeah, but where we go? All the way out.
We have to go out, yeah. We have 10, we have 10 and I can
only take 8. If we go into turn, if we go
into combat, the clock stops andit goes to turn order.
So we could. Slap you.
We enter. We enter.

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Yeah. Hit that turn based button.
Turn based turn. Based The clock is still
ticking. God that's so smart.
I'd really rather. Guys, I'm still watching the
clock tick down, I guess. Oh.
We have to hit when. You say?
You slap. When you say you slap and you

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start turn based, I'm assuming you're trying to like create
order I'm. Trying to start initiate combat
so that turn based finish startsby slapping someone.
OK. Get a Nosebleed like in an
initiative order and start moving our movement speed.

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The news is accurate. Brand damn can turn us into
clouds with 300 movement speed. We can then just fly the fuck
wherever we can. Yep.
That's about that, cuz then we can explore 300 feet every
single turn and find a way out, yeah.
Wow, wow, that's yeah, we shoulddo that.

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How many people can you hit? How many people do we have 1010?
Let's go. Like it was planned.
Let's do it. We can't talk about that.
We have to just go, right? I mean, what's the where's the
way out? Right?
Wait, hold on. I I I think there was an exit

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hole above the judge area, right?
My player sees a ladder over here.
Ladder. Oh yeah, ladder.
Yeah, Emily sees that ladder andtherefore and Emily sees it.
So yeah, there's a ladder over there.
If we can't get out in time, then I change the.

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Then I turn to. Kira, what do you feedback loop
when she's following it? Where's the ladder?
Are you pointing? It's to the left.
Right there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's where Grand Am came out, you know, that's where it leads
back to the service tunnel. Shoot, no, that's the service
tunnels. So we're, we're in this Tavern

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right now. All right.
How many of this are there? Right, 1234567891011.
It depends upon who you're counting.
They're 11-12 if you're counting.
These siblings and pop. Tart, Pop tart.

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I mean, I can fly, but then again I can carry people.
So if the idea is just moving quickly, I could fly and move as
quickly as you guys and I could carry someone with me and that
brings. US to 12.
Or that brings, you know, 9 or whatever.
It'll be a tree, right? I could tree stride through it,

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but I can't take you all with me.
But the wind. The wind it is.
Yep, casting Wind Walk on us all. 10 OK.
Or I guess I don't have scats onrural.
But yeah, does anyone want a ride?
Grand Am will go. Or the.
The patrons like I think y'all should leave as he turns
everybody into wind. At that point too, it's probably

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right when you're telling him because he was coming over to
ask quickly. Did you get the void batteries?
Yeah. No, no, didn't happen.
And then and then. When you're telling him about
about running, Huh. Oh.
Rain check. We should not forget this.

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And when you're telling him about running, there's a big
like red light that just starts.Womp.
Womp through. The through this facility.
Like. Oh crap, everyone that still
and. When?

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You follow them. Wait, everyone, what?
What do you say? Ex Phil.
Yeah, let's watch for themselves.
I was going to, I was going to say if you have an extra slot,
if someone rides with me, then you could offer it to whoever
knows the way out. Yeah, I would gladly ride with

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rural because me may doesn't move very fast.
If you show us the way out, I say that the most selfish
looking bastard in the room, probably.
The. Place.
So, so Grand Am has turned us all into winds or some.
I will soon. The staff is entering the porta
potties. Yeah, I was going to say, you
can see visibly people going into the toilets turn, you can

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hear a clicking inside and then a flush and then the door opens
and they. I figured this might be the
solution, Grand Am says as he runs over to the toilet.
Oh boy, just give me the. Holy Mother Earth, not again.
And Geralt is standing there. The barkeep is like I wouldn't
suggest this route unless you have a solid toilet to land in.

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And that's not a not a not a joke.
And if you know a safe place. We get to pick the toilets.
It is. We've been to toilets before.
It it will, yes, but. Pink plush pig has a toilet.
There's toilets that are all over the pink plush pig.
I could give you the code for the pink plush pig at a.

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Price give us the code for the pink plush pig and we'll take us
with you. We'll give you money, we'll give
you titles and he's we could let, we could let you meet the
Queen. At the We Know the Queen.
And I won't cast hold person of you on you and leave you here.
That 1-2 he's. Looking at the blink blinking
red light and he's like we've probably got seconds all.

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Right now, let's. Go, I'll just take, I'll just
take some take, take, take some gold for it.
How how's how's this 50 gold sound?
Sure. Later and they.
Just throws it at him. We don't.
Throw that real hard that hits him in the face.
Oh, our mommy is in the chest. You don't have, Yeah, you don't
have any of her money. Ha ha.

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Ha, no old person on this guy. On corrupt Wait wait wait, how
much is is a soul coin worth? Oh yeah, it's not monetary worth
a person. They would take it as payment.
It's about 100 per SO. Would you accept the Soil Soul

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coin in payment? Oh yes, sure.
And yeah, that seems about right.
These coins are going to get loosened, demonetization, I
believe, from this place being destroyed and all.
But oh, well, I'll take it. You're going to want to punch in
5729. And then he just takes off to
the toilet, to the closest toilet and closes the door and

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dials some numbers. And then, Yep.
Grand Am goes and cannonballs inthe nearest toilet.
Someone. No, no no.
Someone with an insight? Check that.
Grand Am is good at checking things.
He's he's going. No.
You don't got. Time for this?
I'm going. Hey, let us know.
We'll do a dirty 20. With a dirty 20, you're pretty

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sure you remember at a cat just before you went into the noodle
shop, that being the number on the door. 27 yields the same. 27
noodles. I'm trying to remember if you

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were there. Do you remember the noodle?
Shop the noodle shop. Oh yeah, one of my first
sessions. Then you definitely recall.
I believe it was Grandma Sue's name above the door before you
entered the shop with A5247. And sorry, the pink plush pig
was what location that was in the castle.

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It's a pig is a yeah, a bard's porker cheese.
Oh. It's the work Queen's favorite
bar. Oh, it's, it's in the same city
though, right? It's basically the political
head, the actual capital. It's the Mar a Lago.
I I don't know if this was a deception or mistake but this

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leads to Mama sues which personally I think is a better.
An area code beep. Boop, boop, boop flush.
Regardless. This will bring us this.
Will bring us to safety. Mom's away.
Yeah. Great, man.
Yeah, we're going down the toilet.
I'm still going down. So wait, so, so just so Kiro's

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understand, we're all going to Mama Sue's, is that?
What possibly best noodles ever?High likelihood.
Yeah. I like that of Mama Sue's.
Immediately get out of danger. The city in general, either way.
That may be the. Humbling.
We have to leave. Yeah, we need to go as.
We get out of hell, I go in, we get out of hell.

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That's the whole plan. Yeah.
Nina is gone here. If you are a bad the person, you
know you're going to be at the shut up.
Like, OK, goodbye. Hero is.
I already moved the bookmark. I apologize for those that are
probably still the sign. Hero is Hero is not debasing
himself again in the toilet. He is going to teleport to Mama

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Sue's just above. And you see the the dragon
squeeze in to squeeze their wings down in and like slither
down the put their head in the toilet and turn the knob
probably, and then flush and then the whole body just.
Oh no, he's teleporting. He is not debasing himself
again. He is.
Wait. Teleporting.
Astrak. Will cover his nostrils and just

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to follow Grand Am's lead like because he seems like the most
confident guy at the moment. Well, you don't think that
chicken's confident? A.
A Dune would definitely be following Mime, the Admiral and
Cat, yes. Oh yeah, Dune is like.

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Soon as a Dune and Cat surface in wherever they are, they're
going to get outside as fast as they can and launch up into the
air. And he's going to let go of the
spell that he's been holding so that she can take her ship form
again. You're probably going to have to
hold on to that for a little while.
Let. Me make sure.

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So as you go are trying to I'm just making sure I get
everybody. I think I need to get Azure next
till here we go because I hadn'thad the token.
Yeah, as you guys are going through the we keep calling it

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appreciate. I was just kind of come up with
another name for it. The the sanitary line.
You start to feel your hair riseand this tingling sensation all
over your bodies as the you feelthis rocking and rumbling
underneath of you all and especially as the dragon is

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being No, no, you're not that's right.
You're not here. How are you teleporting, by the
way? There, KIRO he.
Was going to use his ability to he was going to use his ability
to teleport eight people to a location he knows.
Is there a distance? Oh my God, are we splitting the

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party? No.
It sounded like everybody else was taking that option and just
jumping down. It was just KIRO.
Unless you're offering that now before we jump in, I guess.
Yeah, he, he was offering that like that's why he needed help
with the other option. That's what split the party.

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We can't. I mean, 8 is a lot.
Oh no. Are you what's the what's the
teleport abilities distance though?
See, let me double check myself.Oh wait, not that well.

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I really should have my books pulled up.
Thank God for bookmarks. There we go.

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I was kind of remembering, but II couldn't quite recall whether
or not it was 1000 or like 100. Oh never mind.

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Oh it's cute. So wait, this is me and 8
willing people. Distance is what we're looking
for. There there is no just it's a
destination that I select. OK, so everybody else is. 88
people. Everybody else is jumping down

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the toilet and Pop Tart still standing there and goes.
I'll go with you, big boy. Take him, take Pop Tart.
He's worth taking. How could you?
Yeah, Admiral, do I take the popTart?
Yeah, you take Pop Tart. Pop Tart's.
Great. I take a pop tart.

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I take the pop tart. All right.
So funny business. Oh, I promise I'll peel my best
behavior, it says with like a downturned wrist and daintily

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puts his hand on on your wing. So he is, you know.
Of the persuasion. Buddha parties.
He definitely likes Dragons we've established with Shondar
so. Why they're 2?

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2. I'm just I'm so thrilled because
of the dragon at the party. Now we have some market on
Dragon's Breath, everyone. So everyone else, we've got a
fun thing established now instead of the fully base turn

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turn order, you guys could roll for initiative if you wanted to
see, but it doesn't particularlymatter because it's going to be
for the whole party. If you want to declare this is
your turn or not. I guess it's up to you.
But we're going to take 10 turnsas you guys move through a
really long, miles long pipe andthese roots that are expanding

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ever outward from this giant tree.
I do everything I can to cling to a dune.
My main goal is to stick with her.
I will also take this as language and try to swim my way
through the poop over to a dune.This is like, this is like you

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guys are. So you guys are swimming.
Yeah, swimming through the poop,but also like being flushed
through this toilet system whilemillions of miles of not maybe
millions, maybe hundreds of miles of dirt and other things
are being crushed behind you andhopefully not you guys in the

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process. And it's it's it's an escape
scene basically. I don't know if you've, I don't
think we've actually done that, but I know of people that have
done it. So the.
Game. Yeah.
Pretty much like like like a chase and Pathfinder.
Exactly. OK, so.

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So what is the objective here? To stay away from the routes.
Take ten turns and there is going to be your, you guys are
going to be doing ability of checks and possibly having
things also occur. But I'm going to roll for 10
turns basically, because it's going to take you guys 60

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seconds to get to where you're going, and this tree is going to
be expanding almost infinitely fast behind you, OK?
23 for KIRO. KIRO, you were already in your
destination. Oh, just there.
Wait, what? Are we rolling our initiative or
just? I figure it's going to be

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easiest just to roll these D 10's and then everybody's going
to be rolling your ability to checks basically.
Can I send the siblings with with KIRO so that they're
they're out of the way and safe?Yeah, either that or you're
rolling once for all of them. I'll take it with if they are.
If we're all is not there, then they're not there, so.

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For safety sake, I'll take them with me.
Or I'll stick together gameplay like system.
I'll I'll stick together. See how How are we rolling to
have these little fancy boxes around numbers and the notation
for what the role is? So I don't.

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Know if I have D? And D beyond.
The Beyond 20 it's an extension.Oh, I OK.
If you install Beyond 20 as an extension, you can roll from D&D
Beyond and it'll pop up in Rule 20 OK.

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Beyond. 20 lean egg did you liveit's a scary situation I just
crap out an. Egg.
I grab it. Is that you, Richard?
The 4th. All right, A5, So I'm going to

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need a strength check from everyone or?
An athletic A. A what?
Strength Athletics. One or the other.
Yeah. OK.
They're going to be pretty much the same unless you have
advantage and or what have you aproficiency.
That's the word I was looking. For I am not doing.
Well. Thank God before.

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Oh no. Not strength, not strength.
Wait, do you have saving throws?Oh.
No. Turn one, turn one.
Do do do, does Grand Am do the wind?
Yeah. So you guys are are wind, but I
mean wind can still be trapped, right?

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Yeah, all right. Not a great role.
Guys, my strength modifier is a -4.
I'm in danger. Yeah.
Ali, why do you like this baby? That's just.
Acrobatics it would be a different story, but Azure Mac

(37:58):
is just a little guy. Or mine didn't go through what
what asked? Way better.
Mine are taking a minute to showup.
I'm glad that was very painless to get started.
I got a 24 whenever it shows up.OK. 912776. 20. 4.

(38:24):
I'm a physical being. Maybe we should do the group
checks in moving forward if that's what so that's kind of
what I was asking at the beginning.
We could do it like we could do it like turn.
Based check probably seems best.Right turn, turn based and then
each person on their turn does it for the whole party.

(38:48):
Well, no, no, no. The group check is.
Everybody does it and instead ofindividuals failing you do you
have one DC and you add everyone's up and if it hits it,
it'd be. No, no, no, not add.
Everyone's up. If anyone surpasses it, then
everybody passes. It.
Because if you add it all up, you're going to be, you're going

(39:09):
to be way off the map when it comes to that.
No, that's the DC is high. That's what I'm saying.
A group check DC takes into account, you know, you'd have to
you'd, I mean they, it's a, it'sa known equation.
You'd have to Google it. Be like, you know, 5 EDC and.
You take the DC and multiply it by the number of people rolling.

(39:30):
Yeah, that that makes sense. OK.
Yeah. Or.
Math. The easy thing would be if one
passes, everyone passes. That's what I was doing.
That would be the nice easy mode.
That's the thing that I was doing.
I don't do. Anymore my math I'm.

(39:50):
Doing the math. Fuck roof slopes, man.
Anyways, yeah, so with the 24, you're definitely helping a lot
of folks out there, Rahul. But what's happening is the
whole tube that you guys are sliding through.

(40:14):
Shifts, jars, jostles and brakes.
And then the force kind of goes in possibly another direction
and you're able to kind of grab everybody as they're going by
and hold on to the tube instead of X filling all the shit out
into space and the lava that seems to be hide lagging down
behind you. And the roots that are growing

(40:35):
up from and around. And these roots aren't just
regular roots. They're kind of glowing with his
golden brilliant light that is seeming not to chase you, but
kind of just grow exponentially behind you.
And you're, you're, you're now climbing through the tubes as

(40:56):
opposed to flying through with poo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
But you're able to hold on to everyone.
And now you now difficulty increases.
Every single claw of every single paw is just into
somebody. I'm using the climb speed and my

(41:17):
movement speed to just like catch everyone, be like, no, you
push everyone this place kind oflike hurting them.
Alley honey, I'm trying to play a game.
So you, you created a, a chain of people in this tube and now
you're you, you're all back intothe tube and started moving
towards your direction, following it because you made it
past kind of the difficult partsand then we're going to roll

(41:40):
again. A rope so that everyone can grab
on. I'm just flying at the start.
No, OK, I didn't get left behind.
Now we're going to need a Dexterity saving throw.
From everyone, OK. That should be fine.

(42:03):
Why don't? How do I get mine to show up?
Why is it not I'm seeing it showa?
Little better Let's. Go, you said Dexterity.
Right, we got this. We got this fan save.
Oh fuck, I'm doing so bad. Nat 20 OK, I don't know why it's
going to say this. I didn't change dice.
I need to get rid of these dice.Inside 2 poop shoot.

(42:27):
Insight into poop shoot, you're going to look into into the
brown eye save in the. Poop shoot because I I.
My. Physical stats ain't great in
the default form. There's a there's a few of
those. Don't worry, very limited
though. Don't but there's it's it's
you're you're in a very athleticsituation.

(42:48):
I apologize all. Right turning into a bear.
Are Bears athletic? And it'd be worse than my +2.
Anyone that's made lower than a 12, you're going to you guys are

(43:09):
making it through the tunnel, but it's starting to collapse as
you're running through and it and it's coming.
Oh, I forget to go too. So you those of you that failed
to make past 12 take 456 damage.OK, I.

(43:31):
Azure neck. By the way, I do hate to say
this and bring this up now because I was unaware of the
situation or I would have said something before, but you are
level 1. Yeah, I shield her with my body.
You know, so I'm good, right? What's that?
I I rolled a 15 though so I'm good.
Right. Yeah, you're golden.
I I just. Set myself to level 1.

(43:51):
I remembered to do that. I have 8 HP.
I just didn't. I didn't have a chance otherwise
to say anything. So I I figured.
I remembered that from last time.
OK, cool. Ask guidance.
Yeah. Thank you.
Thank you. So you guys are still running

(44:11):
and for those that didn't make above the 12, I see Grand Am and
Cat of taking the six damage as rubble is falling in around all
of you. And then roll #3 and eight, we
got, OK, we're going to make this 1A acrobatics check as

(44:50):
more. No, wait, this was an this was
an 8, right? Yeah, 8.
OK. Yeah, an acrobatics check is
what this one is. Oh.
It's OK what did. You said acrobatics.

(45:11):
Three and I got a 20. Yep, Acrobatics barely got a 12.
Was feline reflexes. Showing up maybe if I relayed.
Real 20. Azure Next 12 is a + 3 with the
guidance. I am doing that.

(45:32):
I was. Sure if it would automatically
apply the guidance or not. I saw it pop up on the game log
or whatever. But yeah, because I can't like
select a target for it. We'll just have to manually.
Add, I see. OK, yeah.
So so that was so my 12 is a 15.Yeah, OK.
Gotcha. And can you guys remind me, is
the guidance like a one time usething or is it a duration?

(45:54):
I think it's a one time one time.
Pretty sure it's one time use. You can cast it again though,
because. Yeah, it's a canture for me, so
I'll just cast it on you every turn.
Thank you. Oh is that a 20 there?
I see rural for this one. Yeah, I posted it in discord.
I don't know why it's not showing up.

(46:15):
Yep, I see it's. Preloaded post and it's.
It's not going through so I'm just going to discard them.
I'm just glad I have the two screens up.
Right up D and. D beyond I can but some of my
pluses are a little stupid like dexterity based.
So when I roll a 31 was an AT20A.

(46:41):
So this one was a 15 DC. It's going up as we keep going,
getting harder and for any of those that rolled below a 15, we
got this, got these guys here that.
Was close then. This is against your AC for I'm

(47:07):
adding layers. No.
I tried to anyways for 21 to hitany of those that rolled below a
15. 21 hits. Yeah.
That's 1212 piercing. So as you're as you're running
through these giant Wasps from inside the courtroom that were

(47:29):
let loose, this demon Wasps thatcame out are flying around and
one of them just happens by you,your guys maybe 2, it sounds
like, and come into attack for that 21 to hit and 12 piercing
and you're going to need to makea constitution saving throw.

(47:51):
Oh, OK, well. We're not in combat.
Nope, not. Not particularly.
Not a one round. Attack.
Yeah, it's it's like you guys have around, the environment has
around. This is like shit's happening
around you. You're just trying to get the
fuck away. That sounds.
Like the if you have a reaction like protection you could
probably use that. Yes, absolutely.
Think it treat it like I would. I would assume it's like treated

(48:13):
as a one round quake of action reaction.
Yep. Do I still take the 12 damage if
I got a Nat 20 on my safe? On your Constitution, Yeah.
Constitution. No, You're just not poisoned or
paralyzed. OK, but I still take the 12.

(48:38):
If you did not make ADC 12. Correct.
OK. For this particular Constitution
saving throw. I'm walled shaping into a tiger.
Does cat not make the DC-12 on aconstitution saving through?
I have not checked all this. Cat is now paralyzed in the
tunnel. I pick her up and I cradle her

(49:01):
closely. Come with me, Cat, I have got
you. And I put the egg next to her.
You and Richard. The 4th Oh God, I knew Richard.
And then we've got round 4 A1, that's.
A begin I am taking my my special form.

(49:25):
What's it called? Symbiotic entity.
I'll activate my gloves that. Is. 62 temp hit points that I
get. Oh.

(49:50):
Nice. The next role we're going to
look for is a Grand AM. This is for you, a Wisdom saving
throw. Wisdom saving throw.

(50:14):
Yay, I have a plus. Oh, you're fucking with me,
right? You're real low.
On that one. No.
There's guidance on Aznek. For three.
What was this save? This one's still a 15.

(50:37):
Yeah, but we're going to read. Growing athletics.
Wisdom. Oh, OK, Wisdom save or Wisdom
save? Oh, is it Jessica and Damer?
Is it all of us? All I was just.
I gotta run. I will.
The one mom. Mom and.
I'm just. Like this is where I die.
This is where I die. This is not a very die.

(50:59):
For me, this is where I die. With a 14, Yeah, you got a 14.
So it looks like Nimaway and catparalyzed.
Wait, I passed. I know I was saying I I was
reading the ones that have passed and I was just laughing
though at the fact that cats paralyzed.
Oh, but you passed. And mime with a Nat 20 up in

(51:27):
here, we'll say. Then in the line of things
somehow the orders gotten rejoiceled with mime up in front
and you catch that there is likea creature that must have been
trying to XX fill from the thieves Guild prone in front of
you and you Volt. You kind of like jump and then
barrel roll over top of them andcatch your feet on the other

(51:50):
side. Turn around and see Nimaway
doing the doing just the same and then rural biffing it over
top of the creature and creatinga pile up and cat flies out of
his arms towards you. I'm going to.
I'm. Going to jump what?
Happens to Richard magnificentlythrough the air.

(52:17):
With a 72, Richard is flying at the same speed the cat is and.
I'm going to do my best to. To jump up and grab them.
OK, just quick, quick dex check for that sleight of hand if you
want. He's your son or daughter.

(52:37):
All. Right, net 20.
Rolling in with those net nice. What matters?
Yeah, so you catch Cat and Richard the the 4th or 3rd, I
don't can't remember before and you and you keep keep booking

(52:57):
it. I guess I don't know what you do
necessarily after you catch thembecause there's more things
happening, but I'm going to try to.
Stay like as close to everybody as I can.
OK, I'm not trying. To you, Nim.
Away Cat Richard that have made it over the dogpile so it's

(53:19):
Ross. What about her do now?
Oh yeah. She's just chilling.
She's. With us.
I I succeed. On everything she can fly, so I
can't fly on myself. No God.
Damn it. I was more trying to streamline

(53:43):
things I guess, but are. They down for the count.
Do they need someone to carry them or are they just like
tripped and a little bit behind now?
They're tripped and might need an extra roll if you guys keep
running is what I've thought of so far.
And if we have too many extra rolls then we then we lose.

(54:04):
I figured you guys probably tripped on Azure neck.
Are we close enough to reach back and like, yank them up with
our momentum? You'd probably still incur a an
11th roll for everyone at that point.
OK, we got this. OK, so just leave them or else

(54:25):
everyone rolls. Time is of the essence.
You guys are running through a tunnel.
Yeah. I mean, if I, if I don't help
them, they, we, we roll it an 11th roll.
If I do help them, we roll an 11th roll.
So I'm a little bit. Wait, who?
Who's who's being left behind? Because if I'm if I use fly and

(54:46):
feline agility and grab this person, I can launch his forward
like 2003 thousand feet. Oh, great.
OK. I don't know if that helps us
catch up. Yeah, I would say so.
I do that. I grab whoever it is that's back
here and I say now it's your turn.

(55:09):
Oh, they're both back there. Yep.
OK so one part I'll grab 111 hand on each of them, cast fly
on myself, dash, bonus action, dash feeling agility, double it.
I've already bonus action clicked my heels, so that brings
me to like. Wasn't it like 600?

(55:37):
60 that's my base and then I I can feel my agility.
I think for one round I can do I'll do the math, but it's like
2000 you can continue. All right, you guys.
Get back up on your feet and burst forward past Mimi and

(55:58):
Nimaway and Cat and Dune, who's,I'm going to say, just following
obediently behind. What did I get?
I just went over to the table. 22 we'll.

(56:23):
Do a Constitution saving throw for this.
Again. Constitution.
Oh God. OK, so first here's the guidance
on has your knack. Whoops, no roll.
Why you're not rolling all? Right.

(56:44):
What are we rolling this time? Constitution.
OK. Sorry, only a one for the
guidance. Constitution.
Oh, that's terrible. OK.
Oh. Why did I roll with advantage?
Cool. You might have advantage on
Constitution saving throws. An 18 is perfect because you

(57:08):
still are trying to beat a 15 right now.
But I've not passed a single oneof these goddamn checks.
But for those that. Baby boy.
D to 15, you're not able to quite you're maybe just on your
intake of breath as everybody else is on their outtake of
breath as one of the cracks thatyou jump over from the one to

(57:31):
the next of parts of the tubes. This and the lava below is
heating up. Get this gust of sulfuric fumes
and are blinded. Which I believe.
Gives you disadvantage on the stuff, but.

(57:53):
Pretty much everything, but yeah.
So there's a tree rapidly exploding behind us.
Yeah, and then and then and all of the networks of shit pipes
are. Bombing is going to be so fucked
after this. We really fucked this rolled up.

(58:14):
You know the. First time in the poop.
Shoots like it's fine. They can.
They needed like they needed gone.
That's fine. That was the fifth one, so make
sure you got your blinded conditions for those that were
below are 50 not. Going to make it grand.
Am just going to be like go on without me.

(58:35):
Maybe I'm just going to scream. I'm blind.
I'm going to try to can somebodyget me as close as possible to
Grand Am because Mimi has a bunch of like I can heal people
as long as I can touch them in general, but just.
Try and step into the tree. Oh, who's?
Carrying Mimi. Never mind I'm.
Going to try anyways. I might die.

(58:56):
If I die, I get to make another cool character, so that's cool.
That is an interesting one. I have to think about that.
So you don't. Kill Grandiana.
You see the roots expanding every fast year behind you.

(59:16):
You gay. You gauge that if you fell from
where you're where you were in your memory because you're
blinded, that you could probablycatch a root as you're falling.
Free stride. And.

(59:39):
Bye, bye, he gone. Who do we who we have so?
Are there any other trees of thesame kind?
In my way. I can just go into it.
And yeah, what? Give me a number between 1 and

(59:59):
100 28. All right, Grand Am Roll D100.
That's not a 28. It's almost 28 from 100 though,
yeah. It's within my error of margin

(01:00:23):
and you land. Let's see, we're going to give
you. Yeah, I must say that do you?
Yeah, you probably survive from 18 points of fall damage, right?
Yeah, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a tiger.So that's temporary hit points.
Yeah, and you smack into a root and you feel the root humming

(01:00:49):
and vibrating with the. You can only describe it as
liberty and justice and. And you try to tree walk through
it and you disappear. We'll come back to that.

(01:01:10):
Oh. It's 2 characters here, we're
gone. Allen, we're splitting the
party. Oh God, what's?
Happening. For those that are we're
blinded, it looks like just me, me now and.

(01:01:31):
Cat, I am blinded. That is also paralyzed and being
held. OK, so yeah, that's right.
Only Azernac and Nimaway are up and everybody else is blinded
and Grand AM jumped on the side.Damn, GTFO.
Can they still run blinded or like can I hold?
Can I grab onto someone's hand and like leave them as we run?

(01:01:52):
Absolutely. Is that what you're doing?
Yeah. All right, I'm, I'm carrying
cat, right? No, I'm no.
I'm carrying that. You.
Script and fell. Oh yeah, that's right.
Oh yeah, that's right. And then she launched for it
with Richard. Yep.
Throw a rope out so we can all grab it.

(01:02:15):
Well, it sounded like you guys were Daisy chain locking hands.
Yeah, with Daisy Cheney. With Azer neck and Nim away, who
at the front who can are the only ones that can see it sounds
like right now. Perfect to the power of
friendship. That.
Was the secret the whole? Time.
OK, as a part of the top of one of the pipes burst open, you see

(01:02:49):
a very angry, very large 3 headed dog land in its place and
just snarling at you guys. Oh.
It's good with animal handling. I'm going to need charisma
Intimidation. I can do I can do charisma.

(01:03:09):
But it's going to be disadvantage from you because
you're blinded. Just a second, Kazernak does not
have charisma. Charisma disadvantage.
I had a. Why can't I find it OK?
So a saving pro. Or.

(01:03:34):
It's an intimidation or a persuasion check.
Oh, Persuasion. Is it a saving or is it?
Nope. It's your skill.
Yeah, it's, I say charisma, but those are it's those are
intimidation or persuasion is what charisma falls.
Yep. I see.

(01:03:54):
I'm definitely not going to intimidate this thing so we can
try to persuade. It.
OK. I would also accept an animal
handling, honestly, if somebody wanted to do that instead, I
don't know, I'm just reading offof something that's better.
For Azerneck. We are up to six, so we're still

(01:04:17):
at 15. I see a 21 and a 21.
Yeah. How are you?
What are we rolling this time? Ow.
Olivia Mime, you would be at disadvantage as well.
Is that 25 with disadvantage rural?

(01:04:38):
Yeah, I posted a snip in the discord.
I believe you. I was just.
Earlier the same thing both or twice.
Nice. Anyone want to tell me what
you're telling the doll? Try and get it out, because
you're succeeding. Much like Harry Potter, I pull
out a flute and I play a soothing melody to try to put it

(01:04:59):
to sleep. The three head also go.
Ahead, OH. With the intention of calming it
in preparation to make it sleepy, I pull out a a little
suite from my pocket and roll itover like right before the

(01:05:23):
flute. Yeah, me.
May I see a 14? OK.
So no, not quite. Yeah, yeah.
So disadvantage, it's not a do well.
But the other two, for sure, theflute starts to take effect.
Two of the heads start kind of like bobbing to the rhythm, and
the third head in the middle probably sees the treat, comes

(01:05:47):
alert and starts, oh, what are you?
What are you dropping? Because you don't have anything,
right? I mean, I've, we've oh, I guess
all of our rations are still in the chest, aren't they?
Let's see. What?
Oh yeah, then I don't have a flute.
I whistle. Whistle with me.

(01:06:09):
Shoot. Your three brothers harmonized
with you. You were barred at heart, like
originally. That was like your first level
originally, yeah. And I made a deal with
capitalism and never turned back.
I gave up my bardic life and. Oh, I know what I do.

(01:06:30):
You get a paycheck. With my my spores, I make like
the a ghost of like a little bouncy ball and that's what I
what I roll over. Oh OK, is Azer neck going to
give it a try? I guess I could fish for a 20.
He has no charisma modifier. He's not trained in

(01:06:53):
intimidation, but why not? That could be worse.
Yeah, that's a success. Anything else you want to add
into how you're taming this beast?

(01:07:17):
He he reaches like underneath his collar, like all all the
furs that he has kind of wrappedaround his shoulders and and
brandishes an amulet at the at the at the creature and snarls.

(01:07:38):
And the one the one head that you're doing that to kind of
turns back and then just puts its head on its flank and goes
to sleep, kind of ignoring that as well as the other head on the
far side who goes to sleep. And in the middle of the ones
playing with the ball and all all four legs settle down to

(01:08:00):
looks like the head in the middle has gotten control and it
and it's just playing with the ball as your guys are able to
kind of wrinkle passed it while it's.
Oh my safe. Bye, bye by the party.
Yes, you are. I'm proud a puppy.

(01:08:22):
A7 we're up to seven and two, seven out of seven intelligence
check investigation specifically.
I'm training investigation. Wait, are we all still blinded?
Slash paralyzed. Not all, but you are.

(01:08:46):
Like does it continue? Yes, it it's continuing, yes.
But intelligence shouldn't be. I should be at.
Oh, sorry, no, it does say at its next.
I, I I'll take that back. You were no longer blind.
It was just a brief. I can see it's like Mario Kart
when you get the oil in your eyes.

(01:09:07):
To guidance for Azure Neck. I don't know if that'll help,
but they go. It it turns into a 10 but it was
still in that one. Oh no, you said investigation
check. Yep, Yep.
Oh, wait. Uh oh.
Oh no. I got a 15.

(01:09:28):
I'm going to use reliable talentto give myself A10.
That's the last. 15 to give you OK.
You needed a 15 to pass this one, so I'm guessing it sounds
like OK. Not without some sort of euro

(01:09:57):
point type of thing. Reliable talent is a rogue
ability where if I have proficiency and a skill I treat
any D20 roll of nine or lower asa 10I rolled A9 I treated it as
a 10. I have a + 5.
Posted a snip in discord so for.25 I see you're able to see the

(01:10:23):
next for A9. The 25 was the persuasions that
I had disadvantage on or it comes out as a 15, sorry.
And you're the only one that's rolling out as a higher than a
15. It looks like this.
Turn the cat. You could be rolling now.
You're no longer paralyzed either.

(01:10:44):
Oh, OK, OK, yeah, 'cause I'm just like, can I do anything?
I'm just a football right now. Lovingly held.
What was that role? And in in investigation,
investigation. Thank you.
Oh, let's do. Oh, not 20.

(01:11:08):
Yes. I believe in you.
As you're coming back, you're shaking your feathers and you
see your your eyes are darting back and forth and you look up
at the next juncture and you know to take a left for sure as
the direction of the as the cracks above you, you can kind
of see the direction you need tobe taking, but you also know

(01:11:31):
that you have but seconds beforethat entrance collapses.
I fly. And she shouted to the rest of
us. I do shout that, I shouted out.
Like we have seconds. We've got to hurry, guys.

(01:11:52):
And you said it was the left waywe want to go.
Yes. Was it the left way?
Emily wants to make a slide to the left.
Joke through Nimoy. Was it the left way?
I don't know if it tracks in thecurrent environment because
everybody's running for their lives, but.

(01:12:15):
Everyone takes a weird step to the left and then continues
running. Aren't we?
Aren't we stealing a shit tube? Yep, exactly.
And then so then it just, it veers to the left and the the
the shit river just rushes to the left and it's just like and
slide to the left and off we go.So.
Then what happens to the people that road rolled below a 15?

(01:12:40):
You were saved by Cat's observation.
Ah. Thank you, Kat.
And Kat, we trust. You're welcome.
I tried Nat 20s. Those Nat 20s necessary. 8 and
we're up to 8. How weird.

(01:13:00):
We're on to another Dexterity saving throw.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
I got a guidance on this one also.
Yeah. Tech Save. 17.
There's guidance. That's the, yeah, that's with
the guidance. 9 Not doing great.Oh, wait, no, I'm adding two.

(01:13:24):
OK, 16. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And. Then this was a Deck 30 saving
through. A flat number or something?
Yep, deck saving. Through Oh no, Oh no.

(01:13:51):
And this one's an 18. We're on the last two dice rolls
after this. Please don't be a bad one.
I see SO 16 for Azure neck, A9 for Cat, A13 for Mimi and an 11

(01:14:17):
for Nimaway. So it looks like only Rarl
succeeded on this one and. Save the party.
Save the party. I'm here for you.
I would allow your brothers to help but everyone that failed

(01:14:39):
this one is going to be taking 10 damage.
Please tell me that doesn't downAzure neck.
Oh shit, what? Was the DC. 18.
Oh shit, OK. I have healing spell.
Ten. OK, I'm down.

(01:14:59):
Yeah. I can heal, I can be 5.
The. Time you were introduced to the
yo. Yo, as well as everybody else
that was downed is now. So Raul, you must have just
gotten the timing right on your run on along the side of the

(01:15:19):
wall as the pipe snaps behind you and starts sliding like at a
very steep 45° incline, slowly sliding everybody out and
they're restrained. You guys are able to hold on to
the pipe, but it is got probably, you know, the two more
turns that are left until you fall into lava.

(01:15:42):
I I will reach into my side since I have a climb speed if I
can, I will pull out a rope and I will drop the rope down so
that everyone can grab onto it and tie it to my belt all right

(01:16:03):
so you're. I scoop up a little.
And grab on a little wine. For half and that gets scooped
like a little Chihuahua. And then can I cast a healing

(01:16:23):
spell on a down character and atwork or do they have to be
revived first? What's the what's the healing
spell? Healing Spirit.
It's a little nature spirit thathovers around in heels, yeah.

(01:16:44):
I'm not doing a tree spirit fromGhibli to showing up.
To answer your question, yes I think I.
She dead or downed? She's downed because it's not
twice your HP, right? Yeah, I have 8:00 and I took 10,
right? So you're down, so that would
that would bring you back up to 1.

(01:17:08):
I can't bring it back higher than one.
OK, how do I set my HP? Back I guess not one, I just.
Technically, it would heal for whatever it heals.
Yeah. Yeah, The help action brings
someone up to one. Yeah.
Or the like a medicine Jack. I didn't remember what healing

(01:17:29):
spirit was D6 looks like, so yeah.
Yeah, just a second. I'm seeing how many spell slots
I have at different levels rightnow.
I was also thinking of stabilizeor whatever the there's another.
I also have. Divine intervention or supreme
healing I have. I feel like I'm not going to

(01:17:53):
take any less than 8. Channel Divinity.
Time. So I don't know if it's worth
healing me back up to 8, like ifI'm you know what I'm saying,
right? Like if I'm taking damage, I'm
going to be taking enough to go down.
Yeah, but we don't want to go solow, huh?
Oh, is it based on the current or your total?

(01:18:15):
Like when it comes to like twiceyour HP or whatever.
Once you're down your every attack you get hit, you're going
to take a death save. Once you hit three, you'll be
dead. That's when you'll be rolling.
But I'm at. One now, right.
It's twice, yeah. The rule is is if you get hit
and it takes you to zero and then from zero you go all the

(01:18:36):
way to your to your maximum HP. That's what it did.
Yeah. OK.
So it's. Based on Max HP.
So what I'm saying is, it might be more efficient, just save the
heal spells and keep me at 1:00 because if I'm going to take
damage it's going to be enough to take me down even if I'm at
full anyway. Yeah, but we don't want you
getting to like -8? Yeah, right.

(01:18:56):
What's your full? 8 it sounds like.
Eight. Yeah, If you took 16 damage,
you'd be dead. Dead.
Well, that's how it works regardless if you take double.
Yeah, like it doesn't matter if I'm full or not current.
HP you're but but if you if you were, it's.
Not a thing. I'm either at 0 or I'm the.
Instant death rule is based entirely off your Max HP, not

(01:19:17):
your current HP. Yeah.
Correct. Because if it was your current
HP, you would take two damage when you're at one HP and die.
Yep, and that would suck. Very much.
Let's just save the heal spells is what I'm thinking.
OK. Yeah.
But you're up now and you have one.
Yeah, OK. Ouch.
How do you bring her up? Then?

(01:19:39):
Bring him up. Sorry.
I have I, I. Just meant I'm just talking like
thematically here. So it's a help, it's a help
action. There is a so I have like
flowers and mushroomy spores andstuff on me right?

(01:20:01):
And I I I pluck 1 and wave it under her nose like smelling
salts. Oh, I like that.
And Azanac is back up to 1. And as it pops up.
Are climbing up the downed pieceof pipe, with Raul tying off to

(01:20:30):
each one of you as he's climbing, and as you're doing so
see what happens. I.
Don't like that? We did that already.

(01:20:52):
I guess we would be higher I guess though.
Wisdom safe. No.
No, we did this one already. We could do a different one like
Charisma again. I like this one.
I'll do a different one next time if you want.
I can have a little of guidance.There's one that I particularly

(01:21:12):
want to do, but I've been relying on the the oh holy dice.
Hey, the dice are never wrong, except when they are the.
Last holy dice. Who's got holy dice?
Oh, Jesus. Cheese dice because I bet Meg.
I believe Meg because she got the cheese dice from this year.

(01:21:34):
Yeah, I did. I actually painted the numbers
last night. Also, I rolled A9, so I have 11
total. I'm probably cooked again.
Anyone do really good? Yes, thank you, Nimue and
Olivia. 11. Wait, what are we rolling?
Five Wisdom Wisdom save. Here's how the cheese dice

(01:22:00):
turned out, by the way. Beautiful.
I used ice yellow and decided not to paint in the cheese
holes. Oh yeah, you can see that so
much better. So much better.
I just had to get them because they were cheese.
I love them. Cheese.

(01:22:25):
This one's still in 18. I want to get one of these to
put them in. Oh my God, yes.
So anyone that rolled lower thanan 18 you are now blinded from.
Damn, I'm blind, but I think I'mstill gripped in somebody's
arms. I am.

(01:22:46):
Blind. I'm going to be like the worst,
like eye infection ever. And climbing.
Eye. Like full body scrunge just
thinking about it. Azernac is still scooped, so
I'll just continue carrying. Oh, that's true, Yeah.
I don't have to see where I'm going if I'm not running.

(01:23:10):
That's cool. And, and, and it sounds like
Nima Way and Mima are now leading the way back in the
final run of the poop shoot as you get to the final incline.
We're going to scratch that too,because that was what I wrote
last time. And throw in a deafening roar

(01:23:35):
that comes from behind everyone,and you see through the pinprick
of a hole that is now the end ofthe poop shoot that you've
walked up to to this point. A skeletal dragon that is
floating in the mists of the sulfurous era outside.

(01:23:56):
And he decides to yeah, we're going with this Dexterity saving
throws from everyone. Oh yes, boy, those thing
carried. Oh, we're blinded, right?

(01:24:19):
Yeah. No.
So wait guidance, dex saves, dexsaves wait blinded is is it the
automatic fail or are you imposing disadvantage?
I mean, I I I'd said disadvantage before, but I can
double check to make sure what'sgoing on.
We did disadvantage. On this thingy, do I just

(01:24:40):
manually roll to I? Would say.
That. Yeah, all.
Right dex check deck save. Deck save.
That doesn't it. OK, neither of those were bad.
It's too bad I can't have the net 20, but 19 is probably good

(01:25:01):
enough, right? Yeah, you only needed a 19, so
meets it beats it, right? Wow, OK.
But yeah, but you see it glowingwith some of the heat from
below, and it cools in a breath and lets out a breath filling

(01:25:25):
the tube. Those of you that had gotten
that dexterity, I'm going to give it to you because I don't
want some of those to take this.12/8 we're going to ability
check I. Failed.
I got like 12. D8D8D8D8. 12345698 Right No

(01:25:54):
Jesus. There we go, there we go.
Some of you are starting to climb up that have succeeded the
throw above the 19 for the Dexterity savings throw and are
just out of its reach as the breath fills the tunnel just

(01:26:16):
escaping its grasp. Those of you that did not make
that throw, take. I can damage.
Yeah, I'm, I'm having the damagealready because you guys are
inside of it and it's just like at the end of its range or
whatever I'm going to call it like that 32 damage, OK.

(01:26:40):
Take that. My butt's on fire, but I'm all
right. And you guys climb out at the
top of a toilet in Grandma Sue's.
Close that toilet. Yeah, there's a bit of fumes
coming out behind those that close the lid behind them.

(01:27:02):
Nimoy takes a deep breath. Despite my state, I am peckish,
covered in slime. She's like leaning sideways on
her tip toes to try to peek intothe kitchen.
You smell the most. Even though you've gone through
harrowing journeys, the the smell does incite your appetite

(01:27:26):
to anyone that's around is that of a broth that's never stopped
cooking for over 100 years and is just this decadent umami,
brilliant, deep, rich flavor. The smell of brown without
taking her eyes. The good Brown like good.

(01:27:49):
Without taking her eyes off the kitchen door and without coming
down from her tip toes and her lean sideways, she reaches out
and gently tugs on rural sleeve in a a wordless plea for
prestidigitation. I reach out and just tap around
that forehead and I say. She whisks off in the direction

(01:28:14):
of the smell. Man.
Still with Azernac in her arms, by the way.
It's like, we'll, we'll heal youup, little buddy.
Get some food in your belly. He's like making dramatic, like
choking noises. We're somewhat safe now.

(01:28:37):
I go out to the window and I look outside towards the rift.
Does anyone have a presti? You can't see it from here, but,
and we're going to, we're going to take a second though for

(01:29:02):
Grand Am, who does perceive it. Baby boy and.
I'll just give everyone else theview here real quick.
You should be able to see it even if they don't have
character tokens on it. That's sick.
Grand Am for a minute you are one with this tree and you get

(01:29:26):
this sense of a baby God being born with you in its presence
and it going, you're not supposed to be here.
Where do you want to go? Oh.

(01:29:48):
Our headset was up. You're not supposed to be here
either. But I am.
Me. Too.
And another voice chimes in. Me too.
Fuck, who was that? Oh.

(01:30:13):
That's just liberty. He has his own time.
I believe my term has been justice, although I think we've
both been rethinking our names. We haven't decided on one.

(01:30:40):
Libby and Juice. Juice.
You need juice. No.
What should be your names? Libby and Juice.
Libby and juice. That is not bad.
I was fairly close to libertry. Though.

(01:31:06):
Libertry is even better. Oh, if you think so, then I then
it shall be. But my question still holds,
where do you want to go? Right now I'm big chilling.

(01:31:28):
It hurts out there, if you didn't know.
I know pain. It's ever present.
I'm. Sorry to hear that, not supposed
to be. Liberty does not sleep or

(01:31:49):
liberatri. I am quite fond of that.
Now it more. Anyways, yeah, my friends are

(01:32:10):
running through a shitter door, Socrates.
Is is that where you would like to be?
You know where that is? Oh, you're pretty new here.
It's an ad. I have been given some knowledge

(01:32:32):
of the place I reside now. Yeah, that works.
OK, well, it was nice meeting you, I think, though I didn't
catch your name. Me.

(01:32:56):
I'm a grand AM. Well, it was grand Am nice to
meet you. And then there's a clap and and
your turn to a bolt of lightningfor whatever that experience
feels like for you. And there's a crack.

(01:33:18):
Outside. Amazing.
I'm trying to get back to here we go, this is the one I need.
I need to grab these other tokens and I will have a visual
for you guys post taste. I thought I'd had a different

(01:33:41):
one too, but we might have fullyplayed Grandma Sue's out by
Imagination Station, but. We.
Did I think we did? Yeah, we did.
I don't think grandma suicide a map.
OK, that's OK, I have a place inmind that should work well

(01:34:08):
enough. Is there a shawarma place?
I. Don't wanted to go be with the
evil campaign. You could have.
Gone. That'd be fun.
Could have gone dressed about anywhere that was.

(01:34:30):
I I didn't have anything in particular.
Yeah, I figured. It was more for thematic
reasons, but I mean at the same time.
I went on the table. Like maybe Grand Am might want
to go home, but no, he's big, chilling.
Like you said, he's this planet's Grand Am now.
He doesn't know if they were supposed to have one, but

(01:34:51):
they're here now. But he's here now.
Oh shit. Wrong button.
Every. Planet has a designated Grand
Am. That sounds dangerous.
It is your statement. It's very dangerous.

(01:35:13):
Actually, here we. Go.
Bring you guys over, KIRO. You had appeared directly in
front of where you were planningwith Pop Tart, and there's a no,
the Rawlsons were not with you. Oh, I didn't take the Rawlsons,

(01:35:34):
I'm sorry. No, they didn't want to.
They they stay together. Yeah, OK.
There's a hurtling streak of lightning followed by a loud
bang, followed by Grand Am standing in front of you with
his beard completely stratified,his hair standing up on end in
the like an Afro, looking like amad scientist that got too close
to his inventions. Absolutely.

(01:35:57):
That's exactly what happens. You, you just, you just have the
head of his dragon with like, piercing red eyes.
Look down at you. Do I even want to know?
OK, Carol, I'm at Libertry. They're cool.
That's a liberty. It's a tree that's also liberty.

(01:36:20):
Well, you see, it's that seed that Matt planted.
You're not there. I'm away.
Yeah, I was. Going to say how many of them
are aware. But Oh yeah, but she can hear
you. I How many of the.
Guards are we? But I'm in the room.
I'm I just I just magically appeared.
You should be able to see your see the screen now, right?

(01:36:41):
Think they're outside, Emily? Yeah.
We're inside, they're outside. OK.
Yeah, I'm sorry. He came in through the toilet,
they landed outside the the correct but why are.
We all in the bedroom. I just see a diagonal room in a
void. I'll explain to you in a second.
Needed A room? Yeah, I'll explain.
I thought we all then all of a sudden went into a side room

(01:37:03):
and. That's what we were looking.
Do I have any guards asking questions currently 'cause I
just like literally popped into the city and I'm pretty freaking
big. I was getting there, yeah.
So yeah, some of some of what was happening as you guys are
still climbing. So this this is happening in
tandem with while you guys are finishing out climbing up
through right and a couple guards come rushing up and go

(01:37:29):
and look at the giant dragon andthen look at Grand Am.
Is he yours? I am certainly you get.
Better or you stuck like that? Do you need help?
I start rubbing my pants together.
I'm sure I will get small again.A cast troop, I mean.

(01:37:50):
I'm trying to turn it back into Hero.
I don't have it prepared. I'm just fucking.
Around. Yeah, he's mine.
I got the permit I got you. Like reach I go fishing in my
pockets. Oh shit, have the I I left my

(01:38:11):
pocket. I had it before I wild shit.
Your pocket? What?
OK. They're both kind of scratching
their head and they're like and.An acorn like here.

(01:38:33):
KIRO, kind of. Guard takes them and looks at
them and goes and then the otherone or something.
From the from the liver tree. And the other one turns to him
and whispers you're both definitely here with your
passes. And he just says.
I don't think we were trained for this protocol.

(01:38:56):
Kira reaches into, you know, into his mind and reaches out to
the lady and requests to be released and thanks her for
allowing him the boon and looks forward to helping and doing it

(01:39:16):
again whenever she feels that heis needing or he finds herself
in need of it again. Oh good.
And. Please tell me you're closed.
No. Takes off his.
Robe and is just standing there in a loincloth and just like
wraps it around your waist. There you go, buddy.

(01:39:40):
And the the lady comes to you inback here in a vision and kisses
you softly on your lips as you turn back into KIRO the dragon.
Your decency, meanwhile. I just.
Has like his little grand damn ass hanging out now.
I thank you, Master Kelladore, you're.

(01:40:03):
Welcome. Anyways, where's the Queen?
We got to talk to her. Before.
We do that. Can I can we have a moment to
and he he kind of gestures to his his appearance and then
Grand Am's appearance. Can we have a moment the things?

(01:40:25):
Are urgent. You, you can take all the time
you want as long as you're not leaving the premises.
I would otherwise we have to report something to our captain.
What it's It's just a dragon flopping in.
Yeah, it's something he should know about.
But if he's staying right here, yeah, probably.

(01:40:48):
But if she he transformed back, I mean, yeah.
I really don't want to write. I really don't want to write the
report. You see, I'm hoping you guys can
sort this out for me before we walk.
Away, yeah. That's why we're trying to talk
to the Queen. Where's she at?
I Boy, that's, that's a big ask,don't you?

(01:41:09):
Not really. We talked.
To all that when. We were here.
My my gentleman. Who are you again?
Gentlemen, I am Gentlemen, I am Lieutenant Kampachi.
I am the first mate of the Rum Rollers.
We are coming back from a mission for the Queen.

(01:41:30):
Yeah, to help save the city. First mate, does that make me
the Bozeman? The Admiral can join you if we
need that grand am our party should be our party should be
coming in the noodle shop and once we we link back up with

(01:41:52):
them we will give our report to the queen.
You may tell your captain all iswell, there is no issues here
and I'm going to use my best diplomacy we're.
The Pink pony Club, I can't remember.
Yeah, where? Where?
Where's diplomacy? Diplomacy, Diplomacy, diplomacy.
Oh, wait, forgot, that's not persuasion.

(01:42:12):
Yes, I'll use my best persuasion.
OK. Who'd we lose?
Pink Pony Club. That.
I just like playing in the background.
That is a what? That is a whopping 11.
OK Whop whop, whop. Wow.

(01:42:34):
The both the guards take. Advantage of this.
I am, I am in the buff. So yeah, it makes sense.
I actually would intimidate. Eyes go wide and at the
invention of the rum rollers, one turns to the other, the one
obviously being under under the other.

(01:42:56):
And he kind of gestures and he'slike, well, is it all right with
you then, if you wait here whileI send my underling in to check
on your story on the inside of Grandma Sue's?
That is completely fine. You may OK go and talk with the

(01:43:19):
Admiral. Could you ask them to send out
our things? Much appreciative.
I will try. Dancing.
He he's doing the he he's flossing.
That will do just. That.
The guard goes, goes into grandma sues then, and that's

(01:43:44):
probably when you guys are coming up out of A and it's not
on the map, but just believe me,there's a toilet in there
somewhere I can try. To find a token.
A toilet and a building? No way.
Impossible. We really.
Inconceivable the. Next leg of our adventure is

(01:44:06):
going to be fixed in the plumbing system.
Right, we've discovered in a worldwide transportation
network. A nice little staked mission to
get me some experience. The Admiral's gone.
So you guys? With.

(01:44:28):
Again the. Flames coming out of the toilet
sounded like Nimaway Mimi who disappears into non existence
for a moment. Yes.

(01:44:50):
Soon as Nimaway is shiny and clean, she whisks Zazernac off
to get some food in his belly and heal up.
She cannot resist the smell of the noodles.
And you guys? And she's overcome by the fact
that they are finally somewhere safe.
It's like a ramen place, yes. You guys filter out of the

(01:45:13):
backroom to a guard that is walking around a corner and goes
oh to the ragtag group of of youall and go do do.
Do you have credentials to be the rum rollers perhaps?

(01:45:34):
Also I think KIRO is asking for pants.
Yeah, we do. It's in his pants.
Where did you put your pants, KIRO?
His pants are in his. Parents.
No, the verification of who we are is in his pants, but he left

(01:45:56):
his pants inside the demon with.This world.
We could just show him the boat.We don't have a boat, we have an
Angel, I pointed it. Very obvious Angel standing next
to us. Not pants.
It's in my armor. In my armor.
And this is all in the chest. We can't access the chest right

(01:46:16):
now, we have to take the luck somehow.
And this is all happening with two gnomes that are herdly
slurping noodles and like eyeingyou out of the side of their eye
but not stopping slurping noodles.
Over the garden. Wall they are panic eating like
what about the noodles before they take?
It cracked adventures. Nothing good ever happened, but

(01:46:37):
adventurers are around. So if we're in the place, I'm
going to run over to a dune and be like, quick, let's go outside
and rush outside with her beforeletting go of the spell.
And that's going to be begin. Let me see if I can get her

(01:46:59):
token. We don't have any way to open
this chest guys. All our shit is in here.
I will hurriedly follow while side eyeing the noodles as I
pass by. I pick up if I listen to.
Music. Is he hearing it?
He. Yeah.

(01:47:20):
Yes. Yeah, it's hard to be.
Dancing right now. Cool 'cause.
I was Franklin used to turn music on when we got into
fights. Was.
Grand am at the table. Move on.
Yeah, I thought. Grand.
AM went through the I thought grand.
AM went through the door. Oh, that was me.
Oh. See, I I need meant to ask that

(01:47:42):
so so let me see here. I have just for my recollection,
and this was also conspired withJesse a little bit for my
recollection because it was poor, but Ash Nimaway and so it
wasn't Agonon who sat. He was behind him, he was not
abdicating. So it was Faust and Grand Dam

(01:48:04):
who sat. And then and Whiskey Jack.
Whiskey Jack set then and not not Nancy then.
Nancy was sitting on somebody's lap.
Nancy. 'S riding Grand AM at the table.
Oh, right. Yep.
Yeah, Nancy. Was in.
Grand Am's lap and yeah and and.Who did Nancy sit on?
Go stand and grab a seat. Whiskey Jack OK, so Whiskey

(01:48:27):
Jack, next time we'll have all of your current memories,
including this ones from the session, because he's a
constant. Nancy sat on the lap of the guy
who didn't like sex. That's what he said.
Grand Dam. Is oblivious to sex.
Yeah, I was going to say yeah, yeah, Grand Dam was just like,

(01:48:49):
and then Faust is. Just.
So. OK, now I get that list right.
Anyways, going back to this whole thing, Grand Am, while
you're dancing outside with KIRO, you see Cat run out with
an with the angelic form of a dune, who then just a flash of

(01:49:11):
light. And this is probably going to be
the best one that I have right now for her.
Oh yeah, it actually still works.
Look at that. Hope that is not the right
proportions. There we go.
Oh. Good.
She's better giant flying ship just and the guard that's
standing next to you goes. Oh well, that's enough
credentials I'd. Hope so.

(01:49:36):
Fuck you dude. And.
Standing on her deck just praising her, I was like, Oh my
God, you did so good, I'm sorry I had to do that to you.
That's inside follows you outside quick and is running
after that quick. Running towards the boat.
OK then. Like SpongeBob going up to the

(01:49:56):
rock. I'll take you guys all out.
It's a rock. It's a donate.
It's a donate. Well hello my dearies, it's nice
to be back in my forum. Turning into a squirrel and
clambering upper side. Nimue walks over and rests the

(01:50:21):
palm on the the hill. Aw.
It's nice to see you to it, Nimue.
Azernak is in awe. He has never seen the likes of
this before. And you feel a presence on your
mind that's just like a soft knock, like, hello, would you
let me in? OK.

(01:50:47):
And you get a greeting. It seems we have a new rum
roller kind of sent out to everyone.
I'm a dune. I'm the ship that you see before
you. And there's a a couple planks
that clatter and turn into a hand and wave to you.
I'm a knife. He He waves back.

(01:51:13):
Like doesn't raise his. Arm, just like from the elbow up
it bends. It's just like a little wave,
like hi, hi. This would be the first time
that Cat takes notice of the newperson.
The whole time, his focus has been on a June.
And Cat would still kind of recognize them from the
eurythmic veracity at least and.Like, Oh yeah, I recall you.

(01:51:39):
Oh. Yeah, he he points in on
recognition. Like, hey, that was crazy,
wasn't. It right that Tea Party happens
way more often than it should. Oh, is it doing aware of the?
Teeth later and he. Turns back to the boat.

(01:52:03):
Go ahead, Azure Neck. Oh, you just turned back to the
boat. Yeah, he, he just, yeah.
He's just like, ha ha, ha. You know, that that's that's
great. You know he's trying not to
think about that for now. You do get a little bit of a
Nosebleed since you didn't sit at the table thinking about that

(01:52:25):
moment. It's nothing detrimental or
anything, it's just like. Oh, what the what?
The hell Nosebleed's perfectly. Normal.
He rubs it on like a red part ofhis robes.
Gingerly asked. So Danae, can you please lower
or open or make the jet bring the chest out please, as he's

(01:52:50):
standing there with Grand Am's robes around his waist?
Of course, and you see the the chest rise from the side, a
portion of her prow unfold, and planks just let it slide down to
the ground. I I could.

(01:53:13):
Carry it over to you too, if youlike.
That won't be necessary. And where is Raul?
Is he next to me? We grabbed a bunch of noodles
from the noodle bar and we're sitting in a booth surrounded by
about four empty bowls each. He gingerly pokes his head in in

(01:53:37):
the into the shop and ask you toplease come out like keeping his
head like in the door, but not the rest of him in the door.
Sure, ma'am. One second.
Are you hungry? Is anyone hungry?
Yes, please Let me get these to go, Grandma.

(01:53:58):
Oh well, yes, but are you going to pay for that?
We voluntarily, voluntarily. Voluntarily.
Ma'am, I I must get my coin purse.
OK, well. Until then and she like taps

(01:54:21):
like a a stone on the wall and there's this like juttering halt
from her establishment and it just kind of there's a huff and
a vine comes out and attaches toa DNA.
Don't be. Alarmed, counted our car.

(01:54:44):
Any alarm in the day I need to pay for the noodles?
How dare we got? Our wallet in the car one second
and. I do and he goes oh, what the
and she just a grandmas who justgoes.
But you know, we're that was thefifth generation.
But we we can spare some noodles, I guess.

(01:55:06):
Who are you? The We are the room rollers,
ma'am. Oh.
You saved all my feathers. Our town, I so do apologize and
my hastiness, old bones being what they are.
And she presses the button againand the vine proceeds.
You understand that I have some hooligans about, so I have to be

(01:55:30):
careful. We totally understand.
As her neck nods like no, sagelylike yes.
As the vine retreats them away, shoes it away.
Please have all the noodles you like.
Great, save yours and thank you for stopping the PNC from

(01:55:52):
invading. You are most welcome.
Now don't beat yourself up over this, it was just a
misunderstanding, but I will take you up on those noodles.
Want to steal a soup spoon? Please.
Help yourselves and you can see I will.

(01:56:12):
I will nail the broth out myselfthough for those that were
asking, it is a well kept secret.
OK. But yes, Ross and I need you to
unlock my wallet, please. I can't do it bud.
I mean, I can try to, I can lockpick it, but if it's a magic

(01:56:36):
lock, which I'm pretty sure it is, I can't do shit about that.
Oh, I'm going to go into like. The lock there.
Still, it's definitely magically.
Sealed 33 Arcana check a. 100% you know there is some magics
holding holding the lock in place as well as some mundane

(01:56:58):
locking mechanisms. I would convey that everybody
else, there are some some main, some mundane locks, but it is
mostly held together with magic.I am going to go through what we
have on a dune to see if I have anything to deal with this.

(01:57:20):
You also notice an oddly placed in your inspection slot that
looks to be able to fit a coin of sorts.
Like a sold coin. I pull out one.

(01:57:41):
Item is worth someone's soul. Yeah.
Good guys, right? So we just want to give us all
the way to this box. I'm just holding up the soul
coin like to it, not putting it in just to see if it looks like
it's the right size and fit. It definitely looks like the
right size and fit. Wait, do we have any string?

(01:58:02):
We could do the classic like drill a hole through the soul
coin, put the string through, put the coin in the thing and
then pull it back out. Yeah, I say we try that.
They're they're. Soul.
Going to hurt the soul if we drill it.
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.That's what Kira is worried
about, the souls. Souls.
Anyone can talk to souls. But the KIRO.

(01:58:26):
You're the guy who's married to death, apparently.
Yeah, that's like, I guess I cantake one of the coins from them
away. I'll hand it over.
And as it enters your hand, you just hear.
Yeah, that's the. Guy screaming.
Yeah. KIRO Kyle holds the coin to

(01:58:46):
holds the coin up to his face. Hello, who is this?
Which is an abruptly cut scream.I think this coin is too scared.

(01:59:08):
Hand me another one. Here you go, I swap.
It all this is happening, I'm going to introduce myself to
what's the new player's name, Arg Azernac.
Azernac. 4 large human sized ginger cats dressed in silk come

(01:59:29):
up and say hi to you. Hello, my name is Raro.
This is my brother Grarl Yarl and Jeffrey the Magnificent.
We all bow. Jeffrey doesn't say a word.
I love the names. Yeah.
Azernak will also bow because his tail, like, wiggles.

(01:59:50):
You know, when he's, like, leaned all the way over.
A pleasure to meet you. My name is Azernak.
Welcome aboard. Is she wearing the torque?
You do recognize a torque aroundhis neck that matching a similar

(02:00:11):
of your own. I don't have one.
As everyone else is then. Yeah, well, welcome aboard.
It's nice to have you. This is a chaos crew, and we're
the good guys. I hear quotes.
Air quotes we're totally good, just misled sometimes.

(02:00:35):
Yeah. Many such cases.
Yeah. All right.
We we just do our best, right? Yeah, I think so.
Doing a religion, the coin. OK. 15 to communicate with the

(02:00:57):
coin. You grab the next coin.
It is still screaming. And so you pray to your you,
you, you like hold a you hold onto it while it's screaming and
give it some sense that you willlet it pass on from this

(02:01:21):
existence if you if, if it will communicate with you.
And there is a brief pause in the screen, just with a lot of
heavy breathing and going. Huh.
Hello. Hello, what is your name?

(02:01:46):
I I don't remember. That is fine.
I am KIRO. I'm here to help you.
Do not worry, no harm shall befall you.
Now I just need to know if you're OK and.

(02:02:08):
Not OK. OK, we're going.
I'm going to help you. You just have to give me a
little bit of time to figure outhow to let you out and then you
will be in paradise, I promise you.

(02:02:29):
I would I would accept you're just being out of this eternal
suffering. I will, I will ease your
suffering and bring you to paradise.
Promise. And he kind of takes the coin
and sits it down. We will not be using these

(02:02:52):
coins. There are live, talking, scared,
suffering souls in these coins, and he gestures to Nimaway for
the the soul coins he. There's the rest.
She proffers the bag. There's 49 of them left.

(02:03:13):
OK, and he's going to attempt topray and hope to God he can
figure out how to release them. When you we would have needed
2000 of them anyway to open thischest and I don't.
We see it's never coming. Yeah, that's right.
That was the deal. That makes sense. 18.

(02:03:37):
Turn the cat. You need the Knox spell.
A Knox spell. Yeah, we have to go to the
Walmart. Doesn't Grand Am have that?
Here's. Our relatives, that is.
Was it foust bent? Yeah, Foust is a snot golf.

(02:04:00):
Hold on, I have the ability to learn one more spell.
I have an open spell slot. I'm going to run to Dune's decks
and just start combing through books really quickly looking for
this spell. I'm.
From the city, there's probably a shop.

(02:04:21):
What does 18 give me? Josh, we.
Want to roll investigation cat real quick?
18 for what? To what?
What religiously do I know abouta soul coin and how to get them
out? 18 on investigation.
You definitely find the spell that you're looking for,
probably the third book that you're looking into and you

(02:04:45):
you're you're able to learn it for the day.
After I find it, I run back up to the deck the the upper deck
where the chest is and I cast knock on the chest I.

(02:05:08):
Freaking love this spell. 18 OK,I was reading two different
things. So you cast knock and you hear a
click, but it is still bound by magical sorts.
It's still bound by magical sorts.

(02:05:29):
Yes, the mechanism now just keeping it locked is open.
You can tell from having used your spell.
But this the the the chest does not open.
And KIRO, from your understandings and your studies

(02:05:49):
you know these coins are literally pressed with a soul
inside of them and it is done sothrough a demon forge, a
Hellfire weapon, and a soul soulforge.

(02:06:10):
And to free it, you need to remove the curse that the soul
forge placed on it. Who has removed curse?
Give me a little while. I will give you as much time as
you required. In the meantime, should we go

(02:06:31):
buy pants? Maybe?
You're very well endowed, by theway.
The blanket doesn't cover much. Thank you as well that you know
that you can just remove the curse from your studies by

(02:06:56):
destroying the coin. Hellfire creates so pretty sure
that. You mean destroying the curse on
the coin, not the chest though, right?
Yes, I was still informing KIRO about the religion check that he
was doing on the coin. Got it.
I lied, I can't remove curse, it's not on the.

(02:07:21):
What's it on? Cleric and Wizard I believe, or.
Cleric Wizard. That said, if we're melting
these coins down, Grand Am can do that.
We got to go to the spell store.We we need.
Get ourselves a curse breaker. Buying 50 like like remove

(02:07:45):
curses sounds expensive. Very much.
So I thought that we only had touse it on the chest.
Isn't that the idea? No, those were those like.
Spell 2 more times. That was an explanation still of
the cycling knock. On the chest.
Again, because it has. For you, you have to have it
casted for like each instance ofa thing, locking it so.
Each AH is an. Individual knock spell.

(02:08:08):
Got it. Sister start blowing through
spells and then I'll attempt to once it's once she's done
knocking and it if it's still locked I can lock pick 2.
OK, I will cast knock again. OK, so you cast.
Go ahead. Technically we'd have to cast

(02:08:29):
Knock 2000 times then to open this, yes.
There's 2000 locks on it. No, you cast knock once more cat
and you feel on the second knocka price that you didn't expect a

(02:08:51):
soul, which you would personallyremove from this world goes to
fill the void of the hole that looks coin slotted in the chest
and it unlocks and there's a there is an ethereal coin in its
slot and you can see inside of the chest.

(02:09:13):
Well, a sole I personally removed.
What did you do? I don't know.
You've had to kill someone in the past five years.
I can't remember who the last one was, but whoever that was.
Wait, so like whoever it was? Might have been in heaven so.

(02:09:33):
Yeah. There's just like in heaven, and
then suddenly they're just like,what?
It's gone. Do you ink?
So does everyone have to do thatto get in or it's the chest is
not accessible to all? The chest is completely open
guys. The coin I'm just because it's

(02:09:54):
already gone it the thought I had was it was the fucking coin
at ALDI situation. So you close the chest and you
could get the coin back. I thought this I thought Emily
had it where it was yet to put 2000 coins which.
Is weird. No no no no, the chest doesn't

(02:10:15):
care. That was the all the courts
about how they wanted 2000 coinsback.
This chest doesn't just hold your belongings you're seeing
though as you look inside. I have no idea what else is in
there. I will roll for that on this
time. Well, I get all of my stuff out.
Yeah, I guess Hellfire Hellfire forges it, so would Hellfire

(02:10:46):
deconstruct it? Well if you need to remove
curse, you need clerics. There's a giant ass hospital in
Socrates, isn't it? Yes, that my corpse is still in.
Yeah. Or is it?
Or is. It.
So yes, so I'm just going to Hero's going to take a moment,

(02:11:09):
redress, go get his stuff, go redress himself and then he's
going to fly to the temple with the coins.
Before we go anywhere, little leftwards anywhere, may I
suggest lunch? Yeah.
Lot just happened. It's probably still happening.

(02:11:33):
Yeah, that. Feel of the occasional quake.
I wonder how the other team ended out.
They got a rocket, they're facing a rocket ship and a
flying ship they made. Oh, really?
Yeah, it's pretty sick. Hero looks to Nimway I would
love to join you for shit the rocket, but it I'm.

(02:11:58):
Fucking. Rocket.
Job is to fairy souls, and thesesouls need to be.
Buried guys. If we're not done, we have to
destroy the rocket. I think that's the evil job.
I think that's their job. All right, it's a quick switch
for seconds. Where's the rocket?
Look at me, look at me, look at.Me, yeah.
I have 31 hit points. You guys would definitely be

(02:12:26):
getting a short rest from the noodles.
I need a long rest. I need a long 8 hours of beauty
sleep, Grand Hemp says. Hair still like, puffed up from
being electrified long. Ago we would benefit from a
rest. Hi, I look after the distance.

(02:12:47):
Well, that's on them then. So wait, hats off, I wasn't at
that last session. What's this about a racket?
Did the PNC actually launch the rocket at the moon?
We launched out the rocket at the last second, then we're
flying towards it in the in our spaceship.
Yep. And.
We're 1000 feet away and. Then so the PNC launched their

(02:13:12):
rocket and the evil campaign is in a separate ship behind them
chasing. Yeah.
They're the pocket rocket ship. The OH.
That can actually fly. I think we call it the flying
phallus, but there was a bunch of games we had.
I thought it. Was like a little token that we
stepped into. The we we now have two things.

(02:13:34):
We have the pocket rocket, the stone.
Turned into a flying, We've turned it into a spell jammer.
So we've got a spell jammer. We're we're chasing the the
rocket. It basically while we were
escaping in this game, the rocket was like taking off at

(02:13:54):
the exact same moment because they were like, oh God,
everything's exploding, just go,go, go.
So I assume it's like preemptiveand like half their forces that
didn't load. Plus we also killed the one of
the aspects of Ashma. Yeah.
I see. OK, so they're in outer space
right now. No, it is just ripping off like

(02:14:18):
it was lifting off. We busted out a window and we
basically threw out the ship, got aboard and started after it.
OK, so if the good team is actually going to do something,
they have to do it now. Right, which is why I was
saying. Thousands of miles away.
Out of yeah, we're. Like it left with something now.

(02:14:38):
We need a big teleport or something.
We yeah, we don't have that stuff though.
Like almost all the good loot isin the evil campaign because
they have the chest. Right.
We need to borrow that sometime.Right.
OK. So I don't think we physically.
We should just put it in the in that tower, in the room, in the

(02:15:01):
initial's tower, so that everyone you can.
Bring items. You know, I'm not going to go
through our stuff. Oh, that's true.
I mean, that would just have to be the chest.
Then you'd have to bring your own.
Do we have enough money? To like actually utilize it.
Yeah. We're making 1% profits on a on
a business that we niche the market on.

(02:15:24):
Are are you guys getting your stuff back?
That that is a good question. Absolutely, yeah.
There is other good stuff in there, don't worry.
I don't know what it is, but there's other good stuff in
there. I.
Want Grand Am to have a teleportation too 'cause I think
it would be. Really funny I put on my dolphin
costume. Sorry.

(02:15:47):
Go ahead, Grand Am, it's. Just grand, am trying to put a
helmet on his head but there's way too little fucking.
Hair you just tie it on with a red rope.
So the good campaign can't We physically cannot get there in
time to help. We would need a teleport

(02:16:09):
somehow. A big teleport and I.
I mean, we could get Shandar to help us probably.
What? What?
Depends if the. Job is probably.
There. Wow.
Because remember, you guys are. Yeah, he was following us in
combat. We are impromptu in charge of

(02:16:30):
the city. Is there anywhere in the city
that we could use to like a cityteleport?
How about the church? How about?
The Church that saved Matt. Both is that.
What the church was called the church that saved Matt it.

(02:16:50):
Is Matt. It's the what?
Church that saved Matt. The IT it, it, it was a not a
church really either. It was more of like a university
of sorts from Fort Zenith. How big?
The city? Are we from my current place?

(02:17:13):
What's that bald is gate sized like?
How big is it? Oh, if you look under, if you
look under your, it's pretty. Big.
Journal or what is it called there?
Yeah, Journal. You should be able to see.
There's a lot of information there.
Sorry, handouts and then Allelopolis.

(02:17:38):
On on what? On DND Beyond or roll 20.
Roll 20. Roll 20.
Journal. Yeah, there's a little picture
of a roll. Yep.
Oh, Journal. Yes.
OK. I thought that was a list of
characters. OK, so we're looking at.
Let's see, in PCs no. Nope, handouts.

(02:18:05):
I see your. Handouts just got automatically
handed in when you join the campaign.
Oh, so we're in Gargot? Nope.
Yes, technically yes. Gargot is like the country and
then Socrates is the city. And if you go under Allopolis,
you'll see the map of Socrates, and you should be able to bring
that up. That's the more or less.

(02:18:28):
Oh, I see now. OK, I I I wasn't like parsing
the the spelling of it when I was hearing it.
OK. Understood.
It's perfect. This is like Greek Amsterdam.
Yeah, I was like, are they are? Is this like Socrates pronounced
wrong as a bit? You know, you know I.
Hope they're all exactly you. Got it.
It's it's Socrates pronounced wrong.

(02:18:49):
Also, they're orcs, OK? Yeah, yeah, they're not going to
have fuck all for teleportation.Who are you kidding?
No, honey, they're very sophisticated orcs.
They are these Big Blue crystalsdown here.
That's Zenith's altar. That's what I've been calling
it. That's what I was trying to
remember. Zenith's altar.
What's it do? It is where the acolytes are

(02:19:12):
studying and where Matt this corpse is and what they've been
talking about. It's chilling.
If anyone needs one, I'm not using it right now.
I love the little like branded like Zeppelin that's like flying

(02:19:35):
over the map. Yeah.
They're the first ones that havecome up with Air Flight.
That's cute. I think we also own the
airfield. We're pretty well set up here.
We have an opening. Company, but you do have your
own dock. Complex.
Yeah, we have one. We have our own dock and a

(02:19:56):
complex. We are trade.
The March ends anyway. Want to go Gigi's?
Yeah, good game guys, Good session.
Good time. Yeah, we escaped.
Everybody escaped hell. Everybody's hell.
Even the level 1. Let's go even.

(02:20:16):
The level 1 and even die, yeah. Even shot in the head.
I'm going to donate all of GrandDam's XP the Azure Neck from
this. Do this name.
You can do that. Yeah.
I must say I donated. I donated my XP to Faust.
Faust, Yeah. Yeah, I gave.

(02:20:36):
How do I change how much experience I have?
Josh will do it, yeah. We have a spreadsheet.
But there's that is a put your don't.
You get a level whatever you do.Do you just don't?
You get a level whenever you do.The one shots.
The rhythmic. Yeah, if you look, if you're

(02:20:58):
looking at the spreadsheet, I, Ionly put it at, sometimes I do
forget to state it, but it is right under where you have your
level and you can see I say plusone to level basically.
Oh I see manage experience OK type XP value.
Wait, so. But share share share the for

(02:21:20):
those that are sharing your XP. Just make sure to make a note
and chat. I will do that.
Do you manage it and and DND beyond also?
Google. Sheets, RFP, Flint.
So. So I just need to leave it alone
then you got it. You will get it.
You'll get my XP after after thesession.

(02:21:42):
I will. I'll tell it I'm going to share
this Google Sheet with you and then you'll be able to look at
your levels and you can level from there has OK.
So I'm a little bit confused about the plus ones level for
attending Eurythmics. No.
That was me. Being one shots, yeah.

(02:22:02):
Oh, OK. Yeah.
So like if you were to look at like a.
Grand Am is. A little, yeah, if you if, yeah.
If you look at Faust, his says level 12 but he's actually 13
with the plus from that. Right.
Azonac didn't exist at all. So now he's level one.
That's how, that's how that'll work to to me.

(02:22:24):
Let's see. OK.
So I see there's no like survived Eurythmic fault or 25
yet. No, I did forget to put that in.
I didn't need to put that in. I have not gotten to that.
So technically Azonac survived that.
Yeah. So you would have 8K experience
just from off of that, which, yeah, technically you should

(02:22:46):
have been starting. That was my bad.
But you did it. For for all the difference it
made, that's cool. And plus, I mean, on top of
that, in my personal opinion, I think everyone has started as a
level 1. So it's just like.
The experience. And then we blew.
And then we allegedly blew up a city and Ezra had to glow up.

(02:23:08):
Yeah. It's about the the panic of
level. It's about the chaos.
It is it is. And then like relying on your
on, on the people around you. Like there are definitely people
that are that are that come in as level ones that are like ah
fuck all you all and then they fucking die.

(02:23:29):
My first session is Agonon. He hid behind a pipe and took
potshots but basically just tickled.
Wait, is Faust supposed to be level 13?

(02:23:51):
I'm confused now. Yeah, yeah, Faust would be level
13 because you're 12 plus the one.
I need to do that, yes, the plusone.
So it's whatever your level is +1 to answer your question,
Jake. I just.
Noticed for both of your characters.

(02:24:12):
Fuck. OK.
Yeah, I got. I got to figure out, oh wait,
yeah, I got to do my level of Paladin.
So yeah, Grand Am should be 16. Game changer Grand Am.
'S a bored. Not that he.

(02:24:34):
Was a girl already but damn. Yeah, yeah.
Running those one shots, man, I mean, you guys did awesome with
him, I mean. I've.
As well as anyone else that runsthem.
I appreciate it, obviously. And it's technically one of the
teas that you're supposed to be able to drink during eurythmic
veracity. It's creativity, but I I allow

(02:24:56):
it. Yeah, I feel like that's a
reasonable. Oh, and that does remind me I
already spoke to him sort of madabout it too, because I was
like, I feel like because he felt he he felt the same way
about at least the win one session, all your roles.

(02:25:16):
And I think me and you were kindof talking about it too already
during your rhythmic feracity. But you can correct me if I'm
wrong, but blurred lines. But I think it's just like a
legendary resistance from the snails race.
So like you can choose one role to be like Nah, I win.

(02:25:37):
So just one instead of an entiresession.
Yeah, because that way then he can hold on to it and more
people can keep holding on to it.
And so like the next year of theFerocity, you could get another
one technically if you win the snails race kind of thing.
The snail race was so funny. I just imagine the impotent rage
that Whiskey Jack was having. Like so.

(02:26:00):
Fast. He was robbed.
Grand am trained all year for that.
Oh no. He did go.
He won. Apparently.
You are. That was awesome.

(02:26:20):
So yeah, so apparently the roll 20 erased all of Kiro's stuff.
And I, I mean, I've been using the character builder and, you
know, DND Beyond, but it won't let me jump into Paladin

(02:26:46):
Fortune. Oh, did you need my Gmail to
share the Google sheet? Oh, I should be able to.
I think it's in. Is a pins?
You mentioned there was like a pins poster.
Yeah, there's a bunch. Of am I asked to not go to look
at it? Yeah, there's a bunch of pins.

(02:27:09):
All right, let's take a look. See contract employee handbook.
I should look at that. Yeah.
Yeah, actually, yeah. Like, you know, like there's an
employee handbook. I.
That's what. I'm taking this is this can be
flavored as taking so as adding to my my glasses sugar mommy.

(02:27:32):
Enchantment. Oh, Oh yeah.
Yeah, instead of taking a whole level of warlock, I'm taking the
Eldridge Adept and I'm taking the Eldridge invocation mask of
Mini Faces so I can cast will ofcast a disguise self on that
will on the House now. There is a pinned Google Drive

(02:27:53):
link but it says I need access anyways.
Yeah, you probably. Just request access, yes, yes.
And then OK editor or? Yeah, that's fine.
All right. Because.
Next time I I I I should. Have left a comment but I'm
artsy L [e-mail]. OK.
That's me. Then I'll I'll be able to, I'll

(02:28:14):
be able to accept it. And then basically usually I'm
pretty accepting. If, if there's something that
you think you should have gottenexperience for too, just let me
know. I may have missed it.
I, I tend to at least especiallynowadays, have been trying to
lump it all together because I'mI tried to originally like,

(02:28:36):
break every individual action down, no.
That's fair. I'm I'm really used to running
in groups that like just do milestones because like, who
cares, you know? Yeah.
But like the same. I'm not too fussed about it.
At the same time, for me at least, I like, I like the
experience that I'm giving to players for showing up, you

(02:28:56):
know, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense, especially if there's like a lot of people and
they don't always show up every time, you know?
Kind of incentivizes for you to want to show up.
Like if you if you show up, you could experience, Yeah.
I got to figure out what. All I get is a level 1 paladin.

(02:29:19):
I I got a head up. It's late for me.
Bye Gigi's guys. Good night everybody.
Good night. Meg, go away, Craig.
Nobody likes you. That's.
What I was trying to do? Craig's just being Craig.

(02:29:47):
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