July 7, 2026 • 61 mins
Since leaving Utah, the wives have settled into separate lives. Janelle continues her weight-loss battle. Robyn keeps the family business afloat. Meri repairs her relationship with Leon, and Christine rethinks her career.
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Sister Wives is a TLC docuseries starring Kody Brown, Meri Brown, Christine Brown, Janelle Brown, Robyn Brown, and their family.
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(00:10):
What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
Goodbye. You.
Shut it off. Do not twist my words.
Do not make me a victim. Sweetie.
Just look at the mountain. That's what you saw that day.
Just the knife in the kidneys over all these years and the
sacrifices that I made to love you.
(00:47):
Season 6, Episode 2, The Four Lives of Kody's wives.
It doesn't quite roll off the tongue like I thought it would.
It reads better than it sounds.
And it reads and sounds terrible.
Yes. Yes, welcome everyone to the
second episode of season 6. So exciting that we had our
(01:11):
giveaway for episode 1. We have been joyfully reading
your Shit stains and mustard Seeds and we'll be announcing
the winners very shortly. We hope you enjoy your hand
towels and that you wipe with love.
This episode opens at Robyn's house and we get this lovely
(01:33):
shot of her praying with her children.
It was just so angelic. I was moved by the power of the
Holy Spirit. We were all moved by the recap
before that even because they give us a clip from each wife's
house throughout the years. Probably not the last year of
him giving them each kiss of some sort.
(01:56):
And just they kind of, you know,are going over why it sucks that
they're not living close to each other.
And then he is giving each wife a kiss in the recap.
Oh, spreading the love, amongst other things.
Yes, and then we end up at Robyn's house on our knees a
praying, a pray, pray, praying. On our knees, spreading love and
(02:17):
other things. This episode is a long one and
you know, I was thinking about it towards the end of our
rewatch where I was going. You know, other shows would have
taken the last like two or three seasons and done it in
like 2 or 3 episodes. Like, maybe that's a bit
(02:37):
dramatic, but they just other people would have done all of
this in a story arc. Like, yeah, maybe just a quarter
of a season or something. They just drag things out so
long and it's just ridiculous. It is.
There's a lot of filler that doesn't need to be there.
Even like in this episode, we'regoing to go back and forth a
(02:58):
lot. There was a lot of moving parts
and there are times where they show the older children on the
couches giving commentary and it's unnecessary.
There are certain things that they do that it's just like this
is filler garbage and I don't understand why.
Yeah, they could have had. I mean, I guess it's not in TL
CS interest to have less episodes because that's less
(03:20):
advertising or something. But it's like, my God, get to
it. Get through it.
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
So yeah, we did open at Robyn's house.
Sorry about that little sidetrack.
I love how I'm, like, going off on a little tangent, like, all I
do is waste time, and here I am wasting time.
But it is what it is. Robyn talks to the camera about
how they're living fairly separate lives as opposed to one
(03:41):
big family. Oh, that's right.
So this opening bit, each wife kind of gives a little.
This is how we're healing. This is whatever.
Robyn starts saying that they'reliving fairly separate lives as
opposed to one big family. Janelle feels like they are
almost like single moms operating as single mothers.
What does Christine say? Because I didn't care.
(04:01):
She just reiterates how they allwant to be together again.
That's literally it. Yeah.
And then marry. Who marry?
The outlier of the wives, everyone's saying how they're,
you know, ready to be together or reuniting the family.
We feel like single moms and then marry.
We've all been able to have our privacy.
(04:23):
It's going to be so hard becausemoving to the cul-de-sac, we
won't be able to have that anymore.
So she's like the only negative Nelly about and moving closer to
each other again and her privacy.
And we do cover later in the episode about how her rental is
the one that's furthest away from the other three, and she's
(04:45):
isolated more than the others. And we may or may not suspect
that she's talking to strangers on the Internet.
So that may or may not go hand in hand with her concerns of
privacy. Very interesting that she needs
so much privacy. Yeah, I mean, Meri even talks
about how Leon is not there somedays or nights, so Meri's all on
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her lonesome. Oh, she's like the thumb on the
hand hanging off to the side. Kody's the middle finger.
Kody's the middle finger. Then you got Rob and is the
pointer. Meri's over here.
She's the thumb. And then?
I would think that Robyn would be the ring finger because
that's where he feels he's meantto be.
I feel that I just thought that Kody and Meri like have had sex
(05:32):
with Robyn so. Like she was in between them.
And also she kind of leads the she's the neck that points the
head, which is Kody is so kind of the pointer.
OK, OK. Yeah.
Ophelia. Now who's the pinky?
Let's be honest, Christine wishes she was the ring finger,
but she's probably the pinky. Yeah, that's true.
And then Janelle is more the ring finger because she's still
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integral enough to the family that they appreciate her
opinion. And her and Kody are, to me, the
ones that seem most like friends, actually.
I would agree, so I would agree.I love how we just did this
weird exercise. We all fingers, we all, Chris
and I just held our fingers and our hands up and did it together
like in real time here lookingat our.
(06:16):
It marries that thumb over thereI'm.
Just hanging off to the side. Oh mare.
She likes it that way, apparently.
This episode is broken into fourparts, basically as we're
following the four lives of Kody's wives.
OK, rocket science. And we start with Janelle and we
start very early with Janelle.You know, some of these bitches
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are early risers. Like, to the point where it's
like, why? Why is there no other time in
your day to do these activities?I don't get it.
But she gets up, you know, and arrives at the gym at 5:27 AM.
She has to go to the gym becauseshe needs to go before the high
schoolers are often ready to goto high school in the morning.
(06:59):
She kind of explains why she is an early riser and why she has
to work out so early by saying that it's because she has to be
back before the high schoolers leave.
I guess if you're working out atlike 5:30 AM to 6:30 AM, your
kids have to be school by 8. Like maybe that makes sense, but
it still feels like completelyabsurd to me.
(07:22):
Janelle is meeting her trainer, Sean Huddleston, and we do like
Sean more than the old abuse victim, whatever his name was,
because Sean has worked with Janelle on her, you know, eating
habits and the mental psychological side of working
out. Although thank God they don't
get into that because we've already talked about it at one
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point when they're doing the footage with Janelle, some of
her voiceovers, she's doing the like big giant ropes at the gym.
I don't know, is it?
Does that have a name Do you know?
I'm sure that I should know this like war ropes.
Oh, maybe. And then there's the big giant
hammer. It looks like the CrossFit kind
(08:05):
of vibes, but I don't know what these things actually are.
They're. Just vibes that would make sense
if she was part of another call.
Of another call fit, Absolutely.So she's there swinging ropes
and swinging hammers and blah blah blah, and she tells us that
she wants to skip her weigh inthat morning because she just
doesn't like doing it. But Sean says no, no, no, no,
you must stand on the scale. Get on that scale.
(08:29):
Get on that scale, fat ass. Unfortunately, the scale isn't
moving as much as Janelle would like to see.
They don't tell us right away what she weighs, but then
eventually it's like she we surmise that she's down to 245
lbs from wherever she was and she wants to be 240.
(08:51):
Yeah, she wanted to be down 5 lbs, but she wasn't.
And Sean insists that no, no, no, you're still moving the
scale. You've lost 5 lbs of fat, but
you're gaining muscle. And she has lost 25 lbs in 90
days, which is actually really good.
I was. Going to say which is not
nothing. So her you know, it's, it's
(09:13):
understandable to be disappointed with not quick
weight loss. Like it sucks when you're not
losing weight quickly when you're making a big effort.
But really to lose 25 lbs in three months is not it's nothing
to sneeze at. I mean, that's basically just
shy of £10 a month. So I don't think that's a big
deal. A big deal, especially since you
are gaining muscle and that's why you cannot just go by the
(09:35):
scale It's like the non scale victories which we've talked
about before. How are your clothes fitting?
How are you feeling and she saysearlier that she has a bunch of
motivation. She hasn't had this much
motivation and, you know, in a long time and he's kind of
talking up how she's made so much progress, but she still has
a very long way to go. And he makes sure to reiterate
(09:56):
that. But yeah, it's non skill
victories and she needs to be reminded of that.
And I don't they don't show him talking about that.
They just show him talking aboutthe fat versus the muscle.
But seems to me like she's doingreally good.
I agree and we have talked aboutit before, but hopefully no one
listening is unaware of the fact that muscle weighs more
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than fat. So when you are working out with
trying to improve your eating habits, you're not going to lose
weight as quickly as if you just were starvation diet stuff
because then you're literally like wasting away your body.
So like, it's different. Janelle tells us that she wants
to continue in real estate and that she's not very interested
in my sister wife's closet. Yeah, she doesn't see how she
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fits into my sister wife's closet.
Hey, I don't blame her. I.
Mean Amen. What does anybody did all these
designs and like everyone's expected to do what we don't
know, but she's pushing it on them and it's like, what are
they even supposed to be doing for this?
Like I'm so confused. It is confusing because when we
last visited this Robyn was guilting everyone for their lack
(11:00):
of participation. But then what are they supposed
to literally be doing? I don't understand what they're
supposed to be doing other thanstanding on street corners.
Like instead of hooking, puttingtheir jewelry out in their hands
and like trying to sell it on the street corners of Vegas.
I don't know. Janelle opens her trench coat
and she's got those ugly jewelrypieces on the inside.
(11:21):
Like, Oh my God, people are coming to get their drugs.
I mean, they're jewelry. And that introduces us to a my
sister wife's closet meeting. Oh, it's so nice of them to all
get together and talk about thefamily business once again.
Oh, God. Janelle lets us know that they
only made $500 profit from the Expo.
And she says I couldn't even paymy mortgage with that, which I
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love because it's like, yeah, most people can't pay their
mortgage. $500 Oh my God. And she's like, for that to be
split between all of us like that is just not even feasible.
And then Robyn's and says that
she doesn't see Janelle putting in the effort.
And this is where things get really funny.
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We find out that apparently Robyn and Janelle have been
discussing A plus size clothing line.
And Robyn says, I know you want to do this.
I know you do what? And since when?
Well, because Janelle straight up says I don't want to design
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jewelry. And Robyn's quote is literally,
I've been begging you to do the plus size clothing line because
I know it's something that is your niche.
You want these pieces. I know you do.
I know you do. And it's like, OK, I don't
remember the last time someone told me that they knew I wanted
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something. They know I do, and they were
right. I don't know what that means.
And that it's her niche. Plus size clothing is her niche
right? She's not a fashionista.
She should fucking careless. Why don't you get Mckelty on
this? OK, what in tarnation?
Yeah, Mckelty would actually be a good, good hunt.
They seriously just try to do anything and everything possible
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to make money. So now you're going to throw
clothing onto your jewelry website because the jewelry part
isn't taking off and you need these other women to do work for
you for why? Well, the one thing I can say is
that clothes do go in a closet, so, you know, OK, there's that.
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I I I wonder if Robyn would ever connect those dots.
I don't know. But you know.
Oh my gosh. They show Christine again
sitting next to Janelle on the couch and Christine's wearing
this red polka dot scarf with this weird like brownish like
maroonish velour jacket and it's the most bizarre combination.
(13:54):
I threw up a little in my mouth.
I was disturbed. It was awful and I'm like you
guys are talking about a clothing line yet literally look
at yourselves. You wear the grossest clothes
and the ugliest jewelry. I mean, as a consumer, you
wouldn't even think these peoplewould be doing this even.
For this time period, this shit's weird.
(14:15):
This jacket looks like maroonishbrown and there's a bright red
with white polka dot scarf just standing off of it like.
It looks like something a kid would pick out when playing with
their parents clothing. You know, like an adult would
never. Never.
A sane adult would never do this, but it's Christine.
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It's absurd. Janelle looks like she does not
give a fuck during this conversation.
She does not care and she's like, it's a hobby business.
Yeah, to me it's just a hobby business.
They've been kind of saying, andshe's not letting that go.
And the math is mapping on the hobby business, you know?
I mean, if you're only making $500.
(14:57):
For a multi person venture out of town that they stayed
overnight at Robyn's stepdaddy uncle's abandoned lot or
wherever they slept, who knows like.
Yeah, I don't even think they made $500.
I feel like they probably had tohave been in the hole at that
point between gas and like everyother expense that went into it
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and the lack of hours they could have been putting into
another job. Oh yeah.
Absolutely. Kody asks Robyn what he should
be doing. Like, what should I be doing?
And she stutters and she's like,I just want your support.
And here we find out, like, Kody's real thoughts on this.
And Kody says he's uncomfortableselling the jewelry.
(15:41):
He's worried based on their image and being out in the media
that it looks like he's flirting or looking for a fifth
wife while trying to sell jewelry in public.
OK, your wife hunting as you're trying to hawk this shitty
jewelry to people. And also, where is he doing that
(16:03):
once again, like, other than the Expo?
Like, what is he hanging out on the corner trying to, like,
solicit women? That is why I'm so confused,
like what is she expecting him to do and what are we missing
here? What are we not seeing?
Have they done more Expos? Have they gone to freaking Pawn
America and had a booth like a table set up or like tried to do
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some other weird thing that wedon't know about?
It seems so bizarre. All I know is on the Sister
Wife's Closet website right now,there are still blog posts up
from when Robyn would do like YouTube videos being like, this
is the Sarah necklace. This is the Sarah earrings.
And it's like, Oh my God, girl. And she it's poorly edited, it's
poorly shot, it's poorly lit. You can't even really tell what
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the jewelry looks like. I'm assuming the biggest effort
is online, like they're just pushing things online, which is
obviously not working. And this whole thing about Kody
asking about what he should be doing and Robyn saying support
the situation, like support okay, does align with our query
of what are they supposed to bedoing?
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Like what does support us mean? Like what does that even mean?
What? Do you want the other women to
be doing? There's no work for them to be
doing. You started this.
You'd already basically did the work.
And if you're not selling it, it's like this is before social
media in the way where you could sell stuff like truly sell
stuff on social media. Like yes there was avenues for
(17:29):
it but I just I don't get what she's expecting and the fact
that he thinks he's looks like he's flirting while trying to
sell jewelry. If he's just talking about the
Expo and his image at the Expo and maybe looking like flirty
while talking to women that cameup.
He has such a high image of himself in his mind that he just
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assumes that women all want him and think he's flirting and
looking for another wife. It's it shows more about him
than it does about like the quote UN quote consumer that
he's talking to. Yeah.
Oh, absolutely. It's bizarre.
Robyn continues to pressure everyone to participate.
She claims they need to put moremoney in, like they put money in
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and they need to continue doing that.
And she's tired of begging everyone to be a part of it.
And the camera cuts to Janelle and she looks so irritated.
Yeah, it's so good. She looks so frustrated.
She just looks pissed. She's over being begged Robyn
and she even says in voiceover and in person that she's not
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saying that they need to quit because they have put all this
money in. But she feels like she needs to
put her energy elsewhere, whichonly makes sense because like
we're saying, what else could you be doing?
Why don't you look at one of these other avenues?
You're saying you need multiple avenues of income, yet you're
trying to keep them from doing that.
(19:02):
It's very bizarre. And I hate to keep going back to
this point, but what are thesepeople doing all day?
Yeah. If they're not doing actual
things to support my sister wife's closet and they shit
their kids off in the morning, what is Jenelle doing all day?
I'd really, really need to be getting into real estate.
Why aren't you already in it? Why aren't you doing it?
It's bizarre. Yeah, and we're going to find
(19:23):
out later other things that theyhaven't been doing that they
should have been doing paperworkfor your fucking houses that are
so important to you. What are they doing all day?
What? Are they fucking doing?
And then Meri pipes up and goes,you know I'm committed, You know
I'm there. Like she has to just put that
out into the ether for everyone to know that.
(19:45):
Oh no, no, but she's here for it.
The once in a week she talks to Robyn, it's probably about some
sort of like fulfilling the order of the two jewelry pieces
we sold this week. Just chiming in to let you know
that two pieces sold and you need to send them via USPS snail
mail. But just.
It's the cheapest option becausewe can't afford it the highest.
Yep, send it the slowest to the
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cheapest and I'm over here a mile away.
Need my privacy. Please don't disturb my once a
week my sister wife's closet call is all I can do.
Christine says that to her it's still a hobby business which we
are getting beat over the hood with.
We know it's a hobby business she says she doesn't think she
can do anymore. And then at one point, she
apologizes to Robyn for disappointing her.
(20:27):
Weird. And then they cut the camera
cuts to Janelle and she's like, yeah, I don't know.
I was like, Oh my God, yes, Janelle.
Really. And they show Robyn like putting
her fingertips like she's wiping these like invisible tears.
There's it's a close up. Yeah, there are no tears, no
tears, none whatsoever. But she's got the sniffled nose
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look going on like the like, she might have just like been
pretending to do that. And then she's got her finger in
the corner like she's trying to wipe without messing her makeup
up. And it's like, bitch, we see
that you don't have tears in your eyes.
Not only are her tears fake, her role as a business mogul is
fake. This bitch can't do fucking
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shit. No, that's why she's coming for
them, because she doesn't know how to do it on her own.
But what else is there to do? It's so frustrating.
It is beyond. And this has been out, their
business has been out for months.
And it's like, Oh my God, bitch, what?
Once again, what are these people doing all day?
What are they doing? No idea.
(21:28):
Well, we're going to go back to our day with Janelle.
Back to the day with Janelle, just out of nowhere.
Oh yeah, Christine is coming over to review real estate what
not in preparation to meet with Mona about supporting Mona in
her real estate ventures. Obviously, if you, if you're
just joining us, Christine just barely passed a real estate
(21:49):
exam by the hair of her Chitty chin chin and Janelle probably
passed with flying colors because she's Janelle and she
probably just was reasonable about it all.
So they passed these exams and apparently it's taken them
however long to just even have ameeting to talk with a real
estate agent about how they could support and learn about
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the business, which we find out turns into a complete shit show
because they don't know what they're doing.
They never know what they're doing.
Like are they job shadowing her?I don't get it.
They, Mona gave them paperwork to go over like documents and
like things to look at, to learnfrom.
And they are meeting with her like tomorrow.
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And so they decide to get together to go over this stuff.
And Christine makes it clear
they're looking at it. Oh, thank God, we're, you know,
going over this together because I wouldn't have gotten this,
you know? She makes comments.
And meanwhile, the house is about to burn down.
Yes. It's getting rough there.
(22:54):
It is. Kids are acting up and it's
going to be a doozy. Janelle makes a comment about
when your kids know when you're about to be working on
something important, and they know when there is a time
where it would be inconvenient for them to act up.
And so of course they were going to act up tonight and it's
(23:15):
going to be a doozy. Yes, she says that the kids have
radar. They know that the parents are
stressed and the boys are misbehaving upstairs, those
young boys. Behaving.
They're misbehaving. OK, So in this bedroom upstairs,
there's a quarrel going on between the boys.
A fight does something. And what we see and we surmise
(23:37):
through Janelle going upstairs to break up the fight and to
intervene and to lay down the law, is that Garrison, who is
Janelle's son, turned off Gabriel's video game, who is
also Janelle son. Gabe is also Janelle son.
And Janelle comes in and takes Garrison's tablet from him as a
punishment. Like you turned off his game.
I'm taking this as a punishment.
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And she says that is the worst possible thing you could have
done today. She's like, this is probably the
worst mean thing you've done all day.
And she's like stumbling over her words, like she's trying to
say something cutting or punishing, but she also doesn't
know what to say. The worst mean thing you've done
(24:20):
all day? Yeah, she's absolutely trying to
figure it out as she's saying it, and it was a little weird to
watch. She yells you're grounded and
starts walking away. Meanwhile Gabriel's sitting on
the floor still. Garrison kicks Gabriel right as
she's walking away, and Gabrielgets up and slams the door in
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like the camera's face like an hour face.
The whole thing's chaotic and she doesn't even turn around
when Gabriel yells after gettingkicked, so she takes the iPad.
She tells Garrison he's grounded, turns around.
Garrison literally kicks his brother behind her back and she
doesn't even notice. To be fair, I don't know how far
(25:07):
away she was from the door. I didn't really get a sense that
it was immediate. I thought she was probably like
down the hall a bit. I thought she was still in the
shot. No.
Oh. But Gabriel does, like, yell out
a yell because he was just kicked in the back by his
brother. Yeah, like it was a yell.
Like I'm being attacked. And it wasn't even like a soft
kick like they do show it on thecamera and he kicked him while
(25:27):
he was sitting on the floor. It was totally a thing that you
do to your brother. Kick him in the back like I've
probably done. Something like you called mom up
here you dumbass and now you got me in trouble.
So like, fuck you like that. Hard.
Yeah. And when Gabriel slams the door
in our face, he's got tears in his eyes and he looks.
He's so upset, he's so frustrated.
(25:48):
He's angry. Because Janelle at this point is
kind of trying to get Kody to like, go up there and handle it.
And then we get like my favorite
quote of the episode. Yeah, so then they cut to
Janelle and Christine are downstairs, like kind of
regathering after this tumultuous situation, this.
Disruption of their studying. Yes, and we hear Gabriel yelling
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from upstairs. And what does Gabriel say,
darling? Mom, Garrison just called me an
effing loser, but he said the real word.
Which is great because it's enough in the distance and the
doors close where they have to do subtitles.
(26:32):
And so you get to see the words effing loser.
And it's like, yeah, loser, effing loser.
But he said the real word. And Christine's face is
hilarious. She does the like grimace face
like the grimace smile like the emoji like the.
All I could think of was Christine's going Yikes, like
(26:53):
Yikes, she's looking around wearing the ugliest scarf I've
ever seen in my life. Like, Oh my God, it was just
quite a sight to see. Kody's like, I don't know what
you want me to do. Do you want me to take
Christine's kids home? And it's like Christine's kids
aren't the problem here. Like handle the kids that you've
got here. Kody goes up and he starts
saying, I think you want to reconsider your behavior.
(27:15):
Yes. And he's saying like these one
liners trying to get him to listen and he's just such an
idiot. Yeah, Janelle talks about having
Kody around, being helpful for raising these teenage boys, and
she misses having him around for that.
You know, she goes into some shit about their testosterone,
their hormones, their blah blah blah.
(27:37):
Yeah, when their testosterone kicks in, like they're having,
you know, these hormonal outbursts and that she just
wishes Kody was there. And yes, he's a phone call away,
but it's different having him there in person and it's been
hard. Meanwhile, Kody for most of this
is sitting on a computer, like on a laptop on the couch.
And the vibe I got from it is like, I'm going to begrudgingly
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get involved. Like he doesn't exactly like
jump up and solve the problem. It's like he's being asked to by
his wife. What a shock.
And then he kind of does, but not really.
At this point, for some reason, like Garrison is in front of
Kody. We don't really see like, how
this plays out, how he gets to be talking to him face to face.
(28:20):
But Kody's like, sitting in a chair and he's like, you know,
telling Garrison that he needs to go to his room.
And then Garrison goes, well, then I won't go to school
anymore. Like what?
Yeah, an odd disconnect. I feel like I don't really know
what that means. Like go to your room, like you
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can't go anywhere anymore. And so he's like, well then I
guess I won't go to school anymore.
Yeah, I guess that could be. And it's so great because after
he says that, Kody gives a little a little sassy neck move.
I'm not quite sure how to describe this.
He does the like girl like head movement but he doesn't move
his head, it's just his neck. Yeah, it's like, it's not I, I,
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I thought of it as sassy, but it's not really sassy.
It's like, just like a little quagmire move, like a.
Quagmire. Yeah, like a.
Giggity, but to the side like it's.
Like Giggity without like the head moving.
It's just his neck. It's the weirdest thing.
And you actually replayed it because I was writing and you
noticed that I missed it and I was like, need to see this.
Thank you for showing me this. I did need to see that.
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But the look on his face is sassy pants.
Like Kody knows he's being filmed while reprimanding his
children. And so he's like, being a bit
performative, for sure. He's caught in the moment, and
he's given a little attitude back himself, but doesn't really
know what to do with it. And as the scene continues, his
face kind of becomes a little smirky, a little smiley, a
little like, I'm being filmed. I don't know what I got to be a
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a man and a dad here Like, Oh my God.
Yeah, he's just like pontificating again.
And he goes, you are learning that actions have consequences
and yes, you're going to learn about these consequences.
And he says some just wordy nonsensical statement about
consequences and actions having consequences.
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And it's like regurgitated just bullshit that you expect every
parent to say, Yeah. And then they kind of show him
on the couch, like giving comments like in a solo
interview, and he's wearing this blue button up with his Gray
dress vest, button up vest over it.
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And I'm like, since when do you wear like a three piece suit
without the suit coat, Kody? Oh God.
Like it's really weird, but. For his casual computer
scrolling on Janelle's couch. I don't know, it's like in a
moment, like a couch moment, like an interview moment.
Yeah, like a confessional. Yeah, so in his confessionals,
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he's wearing this like weird bright blue button up with a
Gray dress like vest over it. And I'm like, what?
You've been wearing these like guests dress shirts that look
like safari vibes and now all of a sudden you're wearing like a
vest without a sport. I don't know, I'm like what the
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fuck is even happening? But it made me laugh.
Maybe he had a very important business meeting to go to.
He was trying to avoid flirting while selling some jewelry on
the street. Perhaps, perhaps he thought that
if he pulled a little monocle out of the front pocket of that
vest that it would look a little less flirty when he looked
down their shirts with a monocle instead of his bare eyes.
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He's like, have you ever heard of Missus Mark Twain?
She wrote a little a little sorry about me marrying my
wives. You know, I've been told that I
look like Brigham Young. Wow.
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Minus the mutton. Chops.
Yes. Rose.
Kody asks Garrison if he wants to come out and apologize to
everyone because that would be the right thing to do.
Come and make amends and apologize to Gabe, your mom, me
and you better take this seriously.
Better take it seriously. Kody did, the camera says.
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I'm not here all the time, so sometimes it feels like I'm a
visitor When I come by, it's like, well, let's actually stop
and talk about this. You're not here all the time.
Period. So when you stop by or when you
come by, you feel like a visitor in your own home, with your
own children and your own wife.
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Sit with that a little bit, Kody.
Sit with your fucking statementsand realize what you're actually
saying and what's really goingon, you moron.
Do you understand the word that are coming out of your mouth?
Yeah, everything is floating over the top of his head, even
though he's the one saying it out loud.
And Garrison says that he's sorry to everybody and he has
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this like, smirk, like this shiteating grin on his face as he's
saying sorry. And it's like he's definitely
not taking it seriously. Kody.
He gives Janelle a hug, and he shakes hands with Gabriel.
Like we are, we're solid, we're good.
Yeah, Kody's like you need to shake hands or give him a hug,
whatever. And then they all disperse
amongst the home and to doing whatever they were doing and
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Janelle's on the couch by herself.
So I'm assuming this is after Christina's laughter or
whatever, she's all alone in herliving room and she says
something along the lines of I feel like I'm more isolated from
the family rather than this big living breathing orgasm that
is the family. What did you just?
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Say. Oh, did I get it wrong?
Did you do that on purpose? Oh my God, I was like what?
You know, she's just feels isolated from the family rather
than being a part of the big living breathing orgasm.
Oh my. God, it's been a long time since
we've had an orgy because we're not living under the same
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roof anymore. Maybe I'm maybe I'm being too
transparent here. Maybe it's been a while since
I've had an orgasm. I think that might.
Be it. Yeah, she.
This quote from her is really something though.
She's feeling isolated from the rest of the family rather than
being a part of this big breathing Organism that is the
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family. Oh.
Organism. And I'm more, I'm like, you're
like an amoeba. It's like a germ, like A1 celled
single Organism if anything. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this is ridiculous. But imagining, I guess, like,
what this reminds me of is that movie that just came out with
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Demi Moore, and she's turning and morphing into, like, the
monster. Do you know what I'm talking
about? It's like it won a bunch of
awards last season. Yes, I can't remember.
What? Oh my God.
Anyway, people are screaming at as per usual at us, but she's
like morphing into this weird like gross monster that's like a
slug looking thing that's likegelatin.
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And I'm like just imagining the family like that going like
gasping for air, like suffering.The weirdest looking orgasm I've
ever seen. You don't gasp for air and like
struggle for breath while you orgasm.
Is that movie called like the potion or the substance?
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Substance, yes. God, I am good.
Oh my God, you are. But that's what this reminds me
of. I will accept all the awards on
my own behalf. Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you. I'm imagining the family as this
disgusting monster right now because she said breathing
Organism. Not me, not me.
And I said breathing orgasm, notyou.
Now we're going to go to our second part of the episode, A
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day with Christine, our Princess, our third wife.
She is getting the kids up for school and she is talking about
how it was chaos at Janelle's last night and she repeats
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Gabriel's quote. Christine's standing in the
kitchen, she has like an apron on and she's definitely doing
the like the kitchen morning, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And her nose is red, red, red asit always is.
And she's got this red apron on and it's like, Oh my God, all
the red happening all over you. No red scarf with white polka
dots this morning. She that was that was yesterday.
And she talks about bringing
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Peyton and Isabel over to Janelle's the night before,
which then she starts talking about this chaos bit.
And I, I feel like there's something that we missed in
maybe editing or something because of the mention of do
does Christine need to bring her kids home?
And then she's talking about how she brought her kids and that
maybe that had escalated things at Janelle's.
So there's something that happened that we don't know.
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And honestly, I'm going to blame it on Paden because Paden is a
little troublemaker. So he was probably stirring the
pot with those boys causing trouble.
I doubt Isabel was doing anything wrong, but Paden was
probably the little devil child in that situation.
And so Christine says that it brought too much chaos to
Janelle's family. And then she does do a lovely
reenactment of the effing loser scene with some gusto and
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plenty of laughter. Yeah, she is definitely
laughing. And she says yeah.
Gabriel apparently called Garrison an effing loser, except
for he used the real word. Yeah.
She's like chuckle button about it and it is kind of funny
because she's like, it wasn't my kids, you know, type of deal.
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Like, she is happy it wasn't her kids.
And it always is kind of funny when it's like, but it wasn't
me. Like one of those moments.
And she says Janelle seemed pretty stressed out.
And I'm like, Oh my God, Christine, you are just so
observant. You're just really, really,
really bright. Definitely.
Janelle did seem stressed out. And thank you for adding to that
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stress. She reminds us that they're
going to Mona's office today, her and Janelle, to talk about
their real estate careers, which is of course why they were
meeting the night before to go over that whatever paperwork.
So yeah, we are going to go and see the lovely Mona.
We love you Mona Super fans. Mona super fans.
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So yes, they're in the brightly lit overhead lighting,
iridescent or fluorescent lighting office.
I'm always just like, God, why do we have to meet in these
places? And Mona asks Christine
something about like, did you read this?
Christine's like, no, I was too stressed or whatever, and it's
like you didn't even read the. Shit I gave you.
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She's like between studying for my exam and stuff with the
kids. Like I didn't, we didn't get to
read all of it. I didn't get to all of it.
Right. Way to demonstrate that you're
serious, Christine. Yeah.
And so Mona starts talking aboutkind of the schedule and the
vibes of being a real estate agent and how she's worked the
last six weekends. Dun Dun, they zoom in on
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Christine. Well, maybe they didn't zoom in,
they just panned to Christine and she looks like she is in
shock. Christie's just staring at her
and Mona's like I've been swamped all year.
I worked the last six weekends, which means I've had no days off
for six weeks. Not one day.
Not a one day. And I'm going of course,
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Christine isn't even aware of what it means to be a real
estate agent, or when they work,or the basics of the job.
The hours, the days you're goingto have to work because that's
when people can meet to look at houses, right.
And Christine goes, I got to be honest with you, I don't recall
anything else that she said that day.
Yeah. After hearing that she worked 6
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weekends and six weeks in a row.
Like to be fair, I if I heard that from someone, if I was
going to potentially apprentice under someone and they were
like, I've worked 6 weekends in a row, I haven't had a day off
in six weeks, I would go, this is not the job for me.
So that's understandable, but I would also assume that I would
know that this person could potentially work a schedule like
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that. Like I wouldn't be going to sit
with a real estate agent being like, tell me about being a real
estate agent because I already know this.
And I would be like, that's not, that's not going to work for
me. I need my nights and weekends.
I need them. Yeah, it's like, what did you
think you were going to work like 1:50 each like weekday?
She's like, I'm a very busy mom.I have a lot of obligations.
I can work part time and only during the day.
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It's like, then being a real estate agent is not for you.
Like, duh. She talks about how she has
young kids and this that just wouldn't work for her.
And Janelle is saying, well, I'min a different spot.
You know, my kids are older. I could do it and fill in like,
you know, they're kind of not really showing the full
conversation, but it almost seemed to me like Janelle was
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offering that they would be a team and that Christine and her
would kind of work as one person almost.
And Janelle would be doing the work when Christine couldn't.
I kind of got that vibe, but they don't show the whole
conversation. And I got to be honest with you
that I don't recall anything else here because Mona had on
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green eyeshadow, big green earrings and a green top.
Oh yeah, those big earrings, the.
Bouffant hairdo. She had quite a look going.
And she looks like I dream of Jeannie's mom.
Like Oh my gosh, I couldn't get it out of my head once.
I imagined like Tabitha's mom for my dream of Jeannie.
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Oh my God she literally looks like her.
She does. It's so weird and I've been
getting these fortune teller vibes from her for a long time.
You did and I'm you have I'm
clocking it now. It's because she looks like you
called. Her out for having those
crystals in her bra and like she learned all of her magic.
She definitely has crystal nipple piercings for sure.
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Oh my God, absolutely. Yeah, she's manifesting that one
charges her pussy in the moonlight for sure.
Oh God, that pussy is for sure charged.
Mona's pussy is charged. It's electric.
I mean, why do you think she's been so swamped all year with
this business? She's manifesting it everyone.
She's a busy, busy lady. One of the things that Janelle
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says when they're having this back and forth where we don't
get everything, and I think you're right, they're
ironically, if Christine wasn't such a moron, they could be
partners in a real estate venture together.
They could cover their shit. All the stuff that needs to be
done, not with a client, Christine could handle Go.
Set up the home. Put up the sign.
On her own time, whenever I don't know about the signs, but
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the stuff that needs to be done on the administrative side, the
paperwork, the meetings that can be scheduled during the day,
Christine could do that. And Janelle says that she can
work weekends because her kids are older and she's used to
working. She was always the mom that
worked a lot. So this partnership could work
if Christine wasn't such a bumbling blockhead.
And literally, Christine says to the camera in a confessional
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moment, I can't do it. I can't do real estate.
Now I'm just thinking I can't do this.
And I'm like, wow, this just changed so quickly.
Like we just talked about you. The confronting failure episode
was just a few episodes ago where she you think she's going
to fail but then she passes. Now cut to, I don't know, 3-4
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episodes later and she's like, I can't do real estate.
Well, to be fair, when we have our day with Christine, she says
to Kody. I've been thinking about this
for three weeks. Right.
So there is a little bit of a mention of a lag in the timeline
of when they're shooting things, but she's already taken the
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exam and she admits that she's taking the exam, which is why
she hasn't read the paperwork from Mona.
So it's like, how did you take this exam and not know the hours
that you'd have to put in to be a real estate agent?
It's utterly bizarre. It's dumb.
And let's say it's between three and five weeks.
Once again, what did you do in that three to five weeks?
And how I, I just, I don't know, whatever, whatever.
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They're in such a desperate need for this money, which we also
don't understand because they're on a television show.
Where are these TLC paychecks going?
Even if they're not each getting paid and getting paid well
because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, TLC is crap.
This is a garbage show. They're getting enough money to
pay a mortgage for God's sake, so.
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Frustrating. Nobody knows where the money is
going. Nobody knows except for.
Robyn totes in Robyn's house. Weird totes all over her.
Yep, Yep, Mona gets serious here.
Yes, she changes the subject. She changes her tune.
Yeah, Oh, she touched her crystal nipple piercings.
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Yep, she rubbed her own little personal lamp.
And. And she says, I haven't talked
to anyone else about this, but it looks like there's going to
be a delay on the two of your houses.
And Christine gets visibly upset and says we won't be in by
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Christmas. And Mona says it looks as if
Robyn and Meri will be. Christine starts crying and Mona
says she's sorry and tries to comfort her.
And we get some weird information during this.
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Like bizarre information. Well I love this little back and
forth that happens here because Mona starts giving them some
details. She says, well, one thing you
could do, you know, is talk to Kody and Meri and Robyn and gets
interrupted by Janelle and Janelle goes, oh, this
frustrates me because I know exactly where this is going.
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And it's like. I know what you're going to say.
This is so good and Mona says I can't have anyone going on site
and making changes with Danny. And yeah, they're adding things
with Danny, and Mona says Danny is running that job site and
every time he's pulled away, something is delayed.
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Yeah. Right.
Meri and Kody and Robyn have not turned in their paperwork and
I'm going. What the fuck?
Mona lets us know that Janelle and Christine have done all
their paperwork and their loans are ready to go, but Robyn and
Meri have not and it would be a shame to have their two homes
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ready and not have the paperwork done.
And this is where I had a moment of self reflection.
Darling, I have to admit, even in this episode I've been
talking some mad trash about Christine and she deserves it.
But I do owe Christine an apology because in a previous
episode I minimized her anxiety when she was asking for
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validation and I was saying you don't need to validate people
that don't need validation. I could have been a little more
sensitive because she was talking about her stress of
doing the paperwork and being on top of everything crossing her
T's and dotting her IS and Kody made it seem like, well we're
all doing that. Christine, I don't know what the
fuck your problem is. Like get it together.
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And I didn't 100% agree with Kody.
I just thought there's she doesn't need to be coddled to
filling up paperwork and putting her Social Security number on
a form and providing copies of checks.
Like this isn't rocket science.
People do this every fucking day.
But now, hearing that Meri, Kodyand Robyn have not fulfilled
their obligations, I'm going well, you, Sir.
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You Sir, made it sound like you were all in the same boat and
you were not. Christine was doing her shit.
Janelle was silently doing her shit 'cause you know, she's a
bookkeeper and she's on top of her stuff.
But these other three are clownsand idiots.
So, Christine, because I know you're listening, I owe you a
heartfelt apology. I mean, girl, I've always been
on your side. I know you're like, I don't know
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her any apology because I'm a nice person and I'm like, no,
don't go too far. This is where Christine's like I
am mad. And why couldn't they have
started on the other side? We find out here that Kody
requested that they start on Robyn's side due to her credit
to give her more time, which literally makes zero sense.
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No sense at all. Why would you want?
Why would you want someones house finished first if they're
going to need the most time to correct their credit?
It makes no sense. Literally makes no sense and
Christine's making a face as she's giving us this information
like she realizes how dumb it sounds and like Nope, Kody had
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to have him start with Robyn's house.
And then Janelle says we'll still be in one of the family
homes for Christmas and Christine says that means
nothing. It means nothing.
And of course, the mind starts to wander.
Why would Kody suggest Robyn's home be first done?
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Is it because she's the favoritewife?
Is it because she's the either ring finger or pointer finger of
the brown fist? You know, it just doesn't make
sense. It doesn't pass the smell test.
Smells like a shit stain to me.
It does smells like a dumb decision to me.
Absolutely. And it sounds like some
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favoritism. And I wonder if Christine and
Janelle know this and they are just skirting the issue because
Janelle didn't look like she was.
I don't know. It didn't to me strike that they
were so upset that like, Oh my gosh, Kody's doing favoritism.
But I feel like they're putting the pieces together and just
not reacting that way for camera.
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Do you think so? I agree with you because they're
standing outside of Mona's office at this point while
discussing it and Janelle's trying to be like devil's
advocate like, well, we'll at least be in one home.
Yeah. And Christine being the one
that's like, that doesn't matter.
It's like she is feeling let down, obviously.
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And so is Janelle. And you can tell in her face,
you can tell them both of their faces that they're feeling like,
what the fuck? You know, like we did our part.
We're pulling our weight and
nobody else is like, how do they not have this done?
And yeah, you can tell that Janelle is like glamming it up
for the camera. And Christine's so sick of
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glamming it up. When you say glam, you mean
looking beautiful. Yeah, like putting a glamour
over what's happening, like rose colored glasses.
Yeah, I. Suppose and that's Christine's
life is rose colored glasses. Yeah, and I need to remind you
that we're still on Christine's Day, so we're going to be going
back to Christine's house. It's still her day that they're
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showing us. And so we see Christine sitting
on her bed with Kody, and little truly is on the bed, and
they're about to have a serious conversation because Christine
is telling Kody about Mona's six weeks of working without a
break. Dun Dun.
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And how it's certainly not going to work for her because she
can't work for six weeks without a day off.
Yeah, he says the well, the other wives aren't going to
watch your kids for that time. So I agree, you can't do that
with the kids. Why won't the other wives watch
her kids? That's what I want to know.
There's three of them. If they rotated while she
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worked, why the fuck couldn't somebody be watching her kids?
I don't know. She was the one that did all of
the daycare for how long? Yeah, well, because they're
selfish and they don't want to.
I mean, Meri needs privacy. She's busy masturbating while
talking to strangers. OK, She's she's got her life
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going on. She cannot be bothered.
Robyn really shouldn't even be responsible for her own
children, let alone anybody else's.
And no one expects Robyn to lifta finger for anybody else.
In fact, they owe her. Christine should be spending
more time on my sister wife's closet.
She should not be doing this right.
And Janelle? Janelle would rather offload her
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kids on Christine and go make the money.
So, you know, I don't know who was going to watch her kids.
I I know why you're asking the question.
Because it's just dumb. Yeah.
And like the whole point of the dynamic of this family was to
help each other out and to raisethe children with multiple
support systems in place and they're not supporting.
They repeatedly do not do that. Yeah, it's like a shitty bra.
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Like come. On and Kody's just saying it as
if it's like a throwaway obvious.
Of course, you know, like, well,obviously the otherwise aren't
going to watch your kids, so this isn't going to work.
And it's like what? Yeah, and he says to her, he
goes, you're bringing drama thatdoesn't exist.
Yeah. Yep, Yep.
And she's like, I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
And he says, well, if you want to work like her wanting to work
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is bringing drama to the family.
Like she's creating her own drama by deciding she had wanted
to work in the 1st place. It's weird.
I mean, I read it as a little more like Kody was trying to
call her out for creating drama about this, this situation,
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about the childcare thing, and like her not being able to do
it, not necessarily about getting a job, but that it's
like, OK, so it's not going to work.
And like you're just creating drama.
Like this isn't a big deal. Like you could just stay home.
And I, I I do wonder what that means in the sense of the
finance bit and if it's reasonable for her to be able to
stay home. And I'm not saying it's not
dismissive or that he's not being rude or mean to her.
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But I think there's an element of like, well, yeah, I mean,
you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
Like if you can't do it, you can't do it.
Like, I don't, I would have been like, why the fuck didn't you
know this six months ago? Like, what are you talking
about? But I don't know.
It is very dismissive though, because she's saying for like
once in her life that she had thought about wanting to work
and that she wanted to work and that she's feeling anxiety
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about it. And he's like, well, the answer
is simple. You're creating drama.
You just don't have to work. It's like, but that's not the
point. She kind of was excited about
something for like, once in her life.
And I don't think she was even truly excited about it.
I don't think this was like a passion of hers like we've
discussed, but she maybe like actually had hopes for herself
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for once. And she took a test and she
passed it. And now she's finding out that
it isn't going to work out. And he's like, well, OK, like
what of it? So he's being dismissive and she
and him get into a conversation on the couch about their
relationship and she says that when he comes over she feels
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like she's trying to tell him everything and she's trying to
tell him everything at once and she has anxiety and she just
needs to fill him in on everything as soon as he gets
there. 'Cause he's only there at the
most one out of four nights, like at the most.
And we, I don't believe that. I believe it's less than that,
yeah. And that's how the dynamic of
their relationship has changed 'cause he's feeling this anxiety
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from her and she's like, well, I feel the need to unload on you
when you get there because it's like, you know, you haven't
spoken to somebody for how many days or see them in person.
Your husband, if you only see your husband one out of every
like once a week, of course that's going to be like, there's
a million things to talk about, there's a million things to go
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through. There's a million blah, blah,
blahs. Do you, are we even going to
have sex? Are we even going to be
intimate? Are we, are we even going to
share things that couples share that maybe not even sex, just
like intimate moments, just like time and loving?
Like they probably don't have any of that.
It's like word vomit, you know, like you don't see somebody for
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so long and you were trying to catch him up on everything.
And like, you're so excited to let him know everything.
But also, like, if you're in a situation where something bad
has happened, like, of course you're going to unload that
first. And so then he says, well, I'm
having anxiety too because I'm having to pack up and move place
to place every day. And he puts it back on himself.
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And like how his anxiety is like, important as well.
And it's like, can't you just, yeah, validate her for once?
But he can't. And him and his little creepy
ass wireframe glasses, they keep showing.
I'm just like, I want to punch you in the glasses.
Oh my God. I know in the build up to not
only the experience of this in person time and like what you
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would be going through during that, but then as the pattern
develops, like the build up to it, like experiencing the
anxiety beforehand because you know it's going to be this.
And then after he leaves, probably being anxious about
what the experience was and like what does it mean?
And putting the pieces together, like she probably gets like
one or two days of just like peace a week.
And then the rest is worrying about Kody's coming, Kody being
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there, worried about after he leaves.
Like Oh my God. Well, imagine all the
conversations that you have in your head, the oh, I should have
said this. I could have said this, oh, I'm
going to say this. I'm going to say that.
Yeah. And then you have a limited time
frame of doing it. It would be anxiety inducing for
anybody. I mean, I have so many
conversations with myself in the shower of like things that I
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should have, could have, would have, want to say, type of
whatever. And imagine doing that with your
own husband. And then you're trying to
respect your sister wives. So you don't want to interrupt
their days by reaching out and like texting and unloading or
calling and unloading because then you're interrupting their
time. So it almost reminds me of maybe
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like a military relationship, even though you cannot fucking
compare this to like a service members experience with a
spouse. But like, that's the vibe I'm
getting like this hot and heavy, like unloading and like
handling of things. And like, I feel like that's why
a lot of relationships go sour that have this dynamic where you
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only see each other a limited amount of time.
That would be so weird to have a spouse that you're currently
married to and raising children with that you couldn't
communicate with on a daily basis.
Yeah, like that would be. It wouldn't work.
These things aren't going to work.
That's why these things don't work.
Yeah. I mean, you see it time and time
again play out in different scenarios that are like adjacent
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to this, you know, and we end this with Christine saying I
want to be a mom more than I want to sell real estate.
I'm sorry, it's going to suck me dry.
Well, she does say spending her whole life selling real estate
and I OK, so what's Oh God, I just Christine, you are driving
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me fucking nuts. Spend my whole life selling real
estate, bitch, you ain't sold one goddamn thing.
You haven't worked one day you took a test, you passed and you
didn't even know that you'd have to do the job.
Like, I don't even, I'm not, I'm not on Kody's side.
But like, yeah, you're not going to do it.
You shouldn't do it. You're not cut out for it.
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OK. I don't even think that means
that you should be a mother only as your thing and as your
persona and as your whatever you want to call it.
But clearly, the real estate thing is not going to work.
Like, it's just not going to work for you.
And luckily, she finally came to that conclusion.
And we are going to hear something about, you know, later
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on during Robyn's day that she is good at and that I agree with
that I'm like, she should spend her time doing.
But I'll tell you when we get there.
Oh. I was going to say I I've I must
have blocked it from my memory.
Well, because they kind of are being bitchy about.
Work ethic. But then they they make a point
that I'm like, Oh yeah, so well.
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This is it. It's not that she doesn't have
any skills and she's a complete bumbling blockhead.
No, but when it comes to real estate, yeah, it's probably not
going to work out for you. Honey, no.
And that's why I do think her and Janelle would make a good
team if they had tag teamed it and like gotten together and
like joined as one person and like, you know, marketed
themselves as a team that actually probably would have
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been fairly successful. Ironically, I feel like the
sister wife vibes could have worked better for that than the
jewelry. I.
Agree, we are two women. We know what women want in a
home. Like imagine the market they
could have. Like we know what it means to
have children, we know what it means to take care of our
fucking husband, blah blah blah.
We're here to make it work for you.
Yep, and that's why we work together as a team, because
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we're going to give you the bestthat we can give you while also
taking care of our families, you know?
Where were we in 2015 or whenever this was fucking?
I obviously wasn't astral projecting at that time or they
would have done this. Mona should have been touching
herself and going Kimber, come to me, Kimber.
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I need some ideas touching well.We've made it through 2 of
Kody's Four Wives special days and it feels like a good place
to take a break. We'll drop the second part of
this episode on Thursday, a special release just for you.
What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
Goodbye. You.
Shut it off. Do not twist my words.
Do not make me a victim. Sweetie.
Just look at the mountain. That's what you saw that day.
Just the knife in the kidneys over all these years and the
sacrifices that I made to love you.
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Season 6, Episode 2, The Four Lives of Kody's wives.
It doesn't quite roll off the tongue like I thought it would.
It reads better than it sounds.
And it reads and sounds terrible.
Yes. Yes, welcome everyone to the
second episode of season 6. So exciting that we had our
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giveaway for episode 1. We have been joyfully reading
your Shit stains and mustard Seeds and we'll be announcing
the winners very shortly. We hope you enjoy your hand
towels and that you wipe with love.
This episode opens at Robyn's house and we get this lovely
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shot of her praying with her children.
It was just so angelic. I was moved by the power of the
Holy Spirit. We were all moved by the recap
before that even because they give us a clip from each wife's
house throughout the years. Probably not the last year of
him giving them each kiss of some sort.
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And just they kind of, you know,are going over why it sucks that
they're not living close to each other.
And then he is giving each wife a kiss in the recap.
Oh, spreading the love, amongst other things.
Yes, and then we end up at Robyn's house on our knees a
praying, a pray, pray, praying. On our knees, spreading love and
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other things. This episode is a long one and
you know, I was thinking about it towards the end of our
rewatch where I was going. You know, other shows would have
taken the last like two or three seasons and done it in
like 2 or 3 episodes. Like, maybe that's a bit
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dramatic, but they just other people would have done all of
this in a story arc. Like, yeah, maybe just a quarter
of a season or something. They just drag things out so
long and it's just ridiculous. It is.
There's a lot of filler that doesn't need to be there.
Even like in this episode, we'regoing to go back and forth a
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lot. There was a lot of moving parts
and there are times where they show the older children on the
couches giving commentary and it's unnecessary.
There are certain things that they do that it's just like this
is filler garbage and I don't understand why.
Yeah, they could have had. I mean, I guess it's not in TL
CS interest to have less episodes because that's less
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advertising or something. But it's like, my God, get to
it. Get through it.
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
So yeah, we did open at Robyn's house.
Sorry about that little sidetrack.
I love how I'm, like, going off on a little tangent, like, all I
do is waste time, and here I am wasting time.
But it is what it is. Robyn talks to the camera about
how they're living fairly separate lives as opposed to one
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big family. Oh, that's right.
So this opening bit, each wife kind of gives a little.
This is how we're healing. This is whatever.
Robyn starts saying that they'reliving fairly separate lives as
opposed to one big family. Janelle feels like they are
almost like single moms operating as single mothers.
What does Christine say? Because I didn't care.
(04:01):
She just reiterates how they allwant to be together again.
That's literally it. Yeah.
And then marry. Who marry?
The outlier of the wives, everyone's saying how they're,
you know, ready to be together or reuniting the family.
We feel like single moms and then marry.
We've all been able to have our privacy.
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It's going to be so hard becausemoving to the cul-de-sac, we
won't be able to have that anymore.
So she's like the only negative Nelly about and moving closer to
each other again and her privacy.
And we do cover later in the episode about how her rental is
the one that's furthest away from the other three, and she's
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isolated more than the others. And we may or may not suspect
that she's talking to strangers on the Internet.
So that may or may not go hand in hand with her concerns of
privacy. Very interesting that she needs
so much privacy. Yeah, I mean, Meri even talks
about how Leon is not there somedays or nights, so Meri's all on
(05:08):
her lonesome. Oh, she's like the thumb on the
hand hanging off to the side. Kody's the middle finger.
Kody's the middle finger. Then you got Rob and is the
pointer. Meri's over here.
She's the thumb. And then?
I would think that Robyn would be the ring finger because
that's where he feels he's meantto be.
I feel that I just thought that Kody and Meri like have had sex
(05:32):
with Robyn so. Like she was in between them.
And also she kind of leads the she's the neck that points the
head, which is Kody is so kind of the pointer.
OK, OK. Yeah.
Ophelia. Now who's the pinky?
Let's be honest, Christine wishes she was the ring finger,
but she's probably the pinky. Yeah, that's true.
And then Janelle is more the ring finger because she's still
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integral enough to the family that they appreciate her
opinion. And her and Kody are, to me, the
ones that seem most like friends, actually.
I would agree, so I would agree.I love how we just did this
weird exercise. We all fingers, we all, Chris
and I just held our fingers and our hands up and did it together
like in real time here lookingat our.
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It marries that thumb over thereI'm.
Just hanging off to the side. Oh mare.
She likes it that way, apparently.
This episode is broken into fourparts, basically as we're
following the four lives of Kody's wives.
OK, rocket science. And we start with Janelle and we
start very early with Janelle.You know, some of these bitches
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are early risers. Like, to the point where it's
like, why? Why is there no other time in
your day to do these activities?I don't get it.
But she gets up, you know, and arrives at the gym at 5:27 AM.
She has to go to the gym becauseshe needs to go before the high
schoolers are often ready to goto high school in the morning.
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She kind of explains why she is an early riser and why she has
to work out so early by saying that it's because she has to be
back before the high schoolers leave.
I guess if you're working out atlike 5:30 AM to 6:30 AM, your
kids have to be school by 8. Like maybe that makes sense, but
it still feels like completelyabsurd to me.
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Janelle is meeting her trainer, Sean Huddleston, and we do like
Sean more than the old abuse victim, whatever his name was,
because Sean has worked with Janelle on her, you know, eating
habits and the mental psychological side of working
out. Although thank God they don't
get into that because we've already talked about it at one
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point when they're doing the footage with Janelle, some of
her voiceovers, she's doing the like big giant ropes at the gym.
I don't know, is it?
Does that have a name Do you know?
I'm sure that I should know this like war ropes.
Oh, maybe. And then there's the big giant
hammer. It looks like the CrossFit kind
(08:05):
of vibes, but I don't know what these things actually are.
They're. Just vibes that would make sense
if she was part of another call.
Of another call fit, Absolutely.So she's there swinging ropes
and swinging hammers and blah blah blah, and she tells us that
she wants to skip her weigh inthat morning because she just
doesn't like doing it. But Sean says no, no, no, no,
you must stand on the scale. Get on that scale.
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Get on that scale, fat ass. Unfortunately, the scale isn't
moving as much as Janelle would like to see.
They don't tell us right away what she weighs, but then
eventually it's like she we surmise that she's down to 245
lbs from wherever she was and she wants to be 240.
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Yeah, she wanted to be down 5 lbs, but she wasn't.
And Sean insists that no, no, no, you're still moving the
scale. You've lost 5 lbs of fat, but
you're gaining muscle. And she has lost 25 lbs in 90
days, which is actually really good.
I was. Going to say which is not
nothing. So her you know, it's, it's
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understandable to be disappointed with not quick
weight loss. Like it sucks when you're not
losing weight quickly when you're making a big effort.
But really to lose 25 lbs in three months is not it's nothing
to sneeze at. I mean, that's basically just
shy of £10 a month. So I don't think that's a big
deal. A big deal, especially since you
are gaining muscle and that's why you cannot just go by the
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scale It's like the non scale victories which we've talked
about before. How are your clothes fitting?
How are you feeling and she saysearlier that she has a bunch of
motivation. She hasn't had this much
motivation and, you know, in a long time and he's kind of
talking up how she's made so much progress, but she still has
a very long way to go. And he makes sure to reiterate
(09:56):
that. But yeah, it's non skill
victories and she needs to be reminded of that.
And I don't they don't show him talking about that.
They just show him talking aboutthe fat versus the muscle.
But seems to me like she's doingreally good.
I agree and we have talked aboutit before, but hopefully no one
listening is unaware of the fact that muscle weighs more
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than fat. So when you are working out with
trying to improve your eating habits, you're not going to lose
weight as quickly as if you just were starvation diet stuff
because then you're literally like wasting away your body.
So like, it's different. Janelle tells us that she wants
to continue in real estate and that she's not very interested
in my sister wife's closet. Yeah, she doesn't see how she
(10:37):
fits into my sister wife's closet.
Hey, I don't blame her. I.
Mean Amen. What does anybody did all these
designs and like everyone's expected to do what we don't
know, but she's pushing it on them and it's like, what are
they even supposed to be doing for this?
Like I'm so confused. It is confusing because when we
last visited this Robyn was guilting everyone for their lack
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of participation. But then what are they supposed
to literally be doing? I don't understand what they're
supposed to be doing other thanstanding on street corners.
Like instead of hooking, puttingtheir jewelry out in their hands
and like trying to sell it on the street corners of Vegas.
I don't know. Janelle opens her trench coat
and she's got those ugly jewelrypieces on the inside.
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Like, Oh my God, people are coming to get their drugs.
I mean, they're jewelry. And that introduces us to a my
sister wife's closet meeting. Oh, it's so nice of them to all
get together and talk about thefamily business once again.
Oh, God. Janelle lets us know that they
only made $500 profit from the Expo.
And she says I couldn't even paymy mortgage with that, which I
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love because it's like, yeah, most people can't pay their
mortgage. $500 Oh my God. And she's like, for that to be
split between all of us like that is just not even feasible.
And then Robyn's and says that
she doesn't see Janelle putting in the effort.
And this is where things get really funny.
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We find out that apparently Robyn and Janelle have been
discussing A plus size clothing line.
And Robyn says, I know you want to do this.
I know you do what? And since when?
Well, because Janelle straight up says I don't want to design
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jewelry. And Robyn's quote is literally,
I've been begging you to do the plus size clothing line because
I know it's something that is your niche.
You want these pieces. I know you do.
I know you do. And it's like, OK, I don't
remember the last time someone told me that they knew I wanted
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something. They know I do, and they were
right. I don't know what that means.
And that it's her niche. Plus size clothing is her niche
right? She's not a fashionista.
She should fucking careless. Why don't you get Mckelty on
this? OK, what in tarnation?
Yeah, Mckelty would actually be a good, good hunt.
They seriously just try to do anything and everything possible
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to make money. So now you're going to throw
clothing onto your jewelry website because the jewelry part
isn't taking off and you need these other women to do work for
you for why? Well, the one thing I can say is
that clothes do go in a closet, so, you know, OK, there's that.
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I I I wonder if Robyn would ever connect those dots.
I don't know. But you know.
Oh my gosh. They show Christine again
sitting next to Janelle on the couch and Christine's wearing
this red polka dot scarf with this weird like brownish like
maroonish velour jacket and it's the most bizarre combination.
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I threw up a little in my mouth.
I was disturbed. It was awful and I'm like you
guys are talking about a clothing line yet literally look
at yourselves. You wear the grossest clothes
and the ugliest jewelry. I mean, as a consumer, you
wouldn't even think these peoplewould be doing this even.
For this time period, this shit's weird.
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This jacket looks like maroonishbrown and there's a bright red
with white polka dot scarf just standing off of it like.
It looks like something a kid would pick out when playing with
their parents clothing. You know, like an adult would
never. Never.
A sane adult would never do this, but it's Christine.
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It's absurd. Janelle looks like she does not
give a fuck during this conversation.
She does not care and she's like, it's a hobby business.
Yeah, to me it's just a hobby business.
They've been kind of saying, andshe's not letting that go.
And the math is mapping on the hobby business, you know?
I mean, if you're only making $500.
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For a multi person venture out of town that they stayed
overnight at Robyn's stepdaddy uncle's abandoned lot or
wherever they slept, who knows like.
Yeah, I don't even think they made $500.
I feel like they probably had tohave been in the hole at that
point between gas and like everyother expense that went into it
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and the lack of hours they could have been putting into
another job. Oh yeah.
Absolutely. Kody asks Robyn what he should
be doing. Like, what should I be doing?
And she stutters and she's like,I just want your support.
And here we find out, like, Kody's real thoughts on this.
And Kody says he's uncomfortableselling the jewelry.
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He's worried based on their image and being out in the media
that it looks like he's flirting or looking for a fifth
wife while trying to sell jewelry in public.
OK, your wife hunting as you're trying to hawk this shitty
jewelry to people. And also, where is he doing that
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once again, like, other than the Expo?
Like, what is he hanging out on the corner trying to, like,
solicit women? That is why I'm so confused,
like what is she expecting him to do and what are we missing
here? What are we not seeing?
Have they done more Expos? Have they gone to freaking Pawn
America and had a booth like a table set up or like tried to do
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some other weird thing that wedon't know about?
It seems so bizarre. All I know is on the Sister
Wife's Closet website right now,there are still blog posts up
from when Robyn would do like YouTube videos being like, this
is the Sarah necklace. This is the Sarah earrings.
And it's like, Oh my God, girl. And she it's poorly edited, it's
poorly shot, it's poorly lit. You can't even really tell what
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the jewelry looks like. I'm assuming the biggest effort
is online, like they're just pushing things online, which is
obviously not working. And this whole thing about Kody
asking about what he should be doing and Robyn saying support
the situation, like support okay, does align with our query
of what are they supposed to bedoing?
(17:07):
Like what does support us mean? Like what does that even mean?
What? Do you want the other women to
be doing? There's no work for them to be
doing. You started this.
You'd already basically did the work.
And if you're not selling it, it's like this is before social
media in the way where you could sell stuff like truly sell
stuff on social media. Like yes there was avenues for
(17:29):
it but I just I don't get what she's expecting and the fact
that he thinks he's looks like he's flirting while trying to
sell jewelry. If he's just talking about the
Expo and his image at the Expo and maybe looking like flirty
while talking to women that cameup.
He has such a high image of himself in his mind that he just
(17:54):
assumes that women all want him and think he's flirting and
looking for another wife. It's it shows more about him
than it does about like the quote UN quote consumer that
he's talking to. Yeah.
Oh, absolutely. It's bizarre.
Robyn continues to pressure everyone to participate.
She claims they need to put moremoney in, like they put money in
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and they need to continue doing that.
And she's tired of begging everyone to be a part of it.
And the camera cuts to Janelle and she looks so irritated.
Yeah, it's so good. She looks so frustrated.
She just looks pissed. She's over being begged Robyn
and she even says in voiceover and in person that she's not
(18:41):
saying that they need to quit because they have put all this
money in. But she feels like she needs to
put her energy elsewhere, whichonly makes sense because like
we're saying, what else could you be doing?
Why don't you look at one of these other avenues?
You're saying you need multiple avenues of income, yet you're
trying to keep them from doing that.
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It's very bizarre. And I hate to keep going back to
this point, but what are thesepeople doing all day?
Yeah. If they're not doing actual
things to support my sister wife's closet and they shit
their kids off in the morning, what is Jenelle doing all day?
I'd really, really need to be getting into real estate.
Why aren't you already in it? Why aren't you doing it?
It's bizarre. Yeah, and we're going to find
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out later other things that theyhaven't been doing that they
should have been doing paperworkfor your fucking houses that are
so important to you. What are they doing all day?
What? Are they fucking doing?
And then Meri pipes up and goes,you know I'm committed, You know
I'm there. Like she has to just put that
out into the ether for everyone to know that.
(19:45):
Oh no, no, but she's here for it.
The once in a week she talks to Robyn, it's probably about some
sort of like fulfilling the order of the two jewelry pieces
we sold this week. Just chiming in to let you know
that two pieces sold and you need to send them via USPS snail
mail. But just.
It's the cheapest option becausewe can't afford it the highest.
Yep, send it the slowest to the
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cheapest and I'm over here a mile away.
Need my privacy. Please don't disturb my once a
week my sister wife's closet call is all I can do.
Christine says that to her it's still a hobby business which we
are getting beat over the hood with.
We know it's a hobby business she says she doesn't think she
can do anymore. And then at one point, she
apologizes to Robyn for disappointing her.
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Weird. And then they cut the camera
cuts to Janelle and she's like, yeah, I don't know.
I was like, Oh my God, yes, Janelle.
Really. And they show Robyn like putting
her fingertips like she's wiping these like invisible tears.
There's it's a close up. Yeah, there are no tears, no
tears, none whatsoever. But she's got the sniffled nose
(20:47):
look going on like the like, she might have just like been
pretending to do that. And then she's got her finger in
the corner like she's trying to wipe without messing her makeup
up. And it's like, bitch, we see
that you don't have tears in your eyes.
Not only are her tears fake, her role as a business mogul is
fake. This bitch can't do fucking
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shit. No, that's why she's coming for
them, because she doesn't know how to do it on her own.
But what else is there to do? It's so frustrating.
It is beyond. And this has been out, their
business has been out for months.
And it's like, Oh my God, bitch, what?
Once again, what are these people doing all day?
What are they doing? No idea.
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Well, we're going to go back to our day with Janelle.
Back to the day with Janelle, just out of nowhere.
Oh yeah, Christine is coming over to review real estate what
not in preparation to meet with Mona about supporting Mona in
her real estate ventures. Obviously, if you, if you're
just joining us, Christine just barely passed a real estate
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exam by the hair of her Chitty chin chin and Janelle probably
passed with flying colors because she's Janelle and she
probably just was reasonable about it all.
So they passed these exams and apparently it's taken them
however long to just even have ameeting to talk with a real
estate agent about how they could support and learn about
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the business, which we find out turns into a complete shit show
because they don't know what they're doing.
They never know what they're doing.
Like are they job shadowing her?I don't get it.
They, Mona gave them paperwork to go over like documents and
like things to look at, to learnfrom.
And they are meeting with her like tomorrow.
(22:31):
And so they decide to get together to go over this stuff.
And Christine makes it clear
they're looking at it. Oh, thank God, we're, you know,
going over this together because I wouldn't have gotten this,
you know? She makes comments.
And meanwhile, the house is about to burn down.
Yes. It's getting rough there.
(22:54):
It is. Kids are acting up and it's
going to be a doozy. Janelle makes a comment about
when your kids know when you're about to be working on
something important, and they know when there is a time
where it would be inconvenient for them to act up.
And so of course they were going to act up tonight and it's
(23:15):
going to be a doozy. Yes, she says that the kids have
radar. They know that the parents are
stressed and the boys are misbehaving upstairs, those
young boys. Behaving.
They're misbehaving. OK, So in this bedroom upstairs,
there's a quarrel going on between the boys.
A fight does something. And what we see and we surmise
(23:37):
through Janelle going upstairs to break up the fight and to
intervene and to lay down the law, is that Garrison, who is
Janelle's son, turned off Gabriel's video game, who is
also Janelle son. Gabe is also Janelle son.
And Janelle comes in and takes Garrison's tablet from him as a
punishment. Like you turned off his game.
I'm taking this as a punishment.
(23:58):
And she says that is the worst possible thing you could have
done today. She's like, this is probably the
worst mean thing you've done all day.
And she's like stumbling over her words, like she's trying to
say something cutting or punishing, but she also doesn't
know what to say. The worst mean thing you've done
(24:20):
all day? Yeah, she's absolutely trying to
figure it out as she's saying it, and it was a little weird to
watch. She yells you're grounded and
starts walking away. Meanwhile Gabriel's sitting on
the floor still. Garrison kicks Gabriel right as
she's walking away, and Gabrielgets up and slams the door in
(24:43):
like the camera's face like an hour face.
The whole thing's chaotic and she doesn't even turn around
when Gabriel yells after gettingkicked, so she takes the iPad.
She tells Garrison he's grounded, turns around.
Garrison literally kicks his brother behind her back and she
doesn't even notice. To be fair, I don't know how far
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away she was from the door. I didn't really get a sense that
it was immediate. I thought she was probably like
down the hall a bit. I thought she was still in the
shot. No.
Oh. But Gabriel does, like, yell out
a yell because he was just kicked in the back by his
brother. Yeah, like it was a yell.
Like I'm being attacked. And it wasn't even like a soft
kick like they do show it on thecamera and he kicked him while
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he was sitting on the floor. It was totally a thing that you
do to your brother. Kick him in the back like I've
probably done. Something like you called mom up
here you dumbass and now you got me in trouble.
So like, fuck you like that. Hard.
Yeah. And when Gabriel slams the door
in our face, he's got tears in his eyes and he looks.
He's so upset, he's so frustrated.
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He's angry. Because Janelle at this point is
kind of trying to get Kody to like, go up there and handle it.
And then we get like my favorite
quote of the episode. Yeah, so then they cut to
Janelle and Christine are downstairs, like kind of
regathering after this tumultuous situation, this.
Disruption of their studying. Yes, and we hear Gabriel yelling
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from upstairs. And what does Gabriel say,
darling? Mom, Garrison just called me an
effing loser, but he said the real word.
Which is great because it's enough in the distance and the
doors close where they have to do subtitles.
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And so you get to see the words effing loser.
And it's like, yeah, loser, effing loser.
But he said the real word. And Christine's face is
hilarious. She does the like grimace face
like the grimace smile like the emoji like the.
All I could think of was Christine's going Yikes, like
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Yikes, she's looking around wearing the ugliest scarf I've
ever seen in my life. Like, Oh my God, it was just
quite a sight to see. Kody's like, I don't know what
you want me to do. Do you want me to take
Christine's kids home? And it's like Christine's kids
aren't the problem here. Like handle the kids that you've
got here. Kody goes up and he starts
saying, I think you want to reconsider your behavior.
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Yes. And he's saying like these one
liners trying to get him to listen and he's just such an
idiot. Yeah, Janelle talks about having
Kody around, being helpful for raising these teenage boys, and
she misses having him around for that.
You know, she goes into some shit about their testosterone,
their hormones, their blah blah blah.
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Yeah, when their testosterone kicks in, like they're having,
you know, these hormonal outbursts and that she just
wishes Kody was there. And yes, he's a phone call away,
but it's different having him there in person and it's been
hard. Meanwhile, Kody for most of this
is sitting on a computer, like on a laptop on the couch.
And the vibe I got from it is like, I'm going to begrudgingly
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get involved. Like he doesn't exactly like
jump up and solve the problem. It's like he's being asked to by
his wife. What a shock.
And then he kind of does, but not really.
At this point, for some reason, like Garrison is in front of
Kody. We don't really see like, how
this plays out, how he gets to be talking to him face to face.
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But Kody's like, sitting in a chair and he's like, you know,
telling Garrison that he needs to go to his room.
And then Garrison goes, well, then I won't go to school
anymore. Like what?
Yeah, an odd disconnect. I feel like I don't really know
what that means. Like go to your room, like you
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can't go anywhere anymore. And so he's like, well then I
guess I won't go to school anymore.
Yeah, I guess that could be. And it's so great because after
he says that, Kody gives a little a little sassy neck move.
I'm not quite sure how to describe this.
He does the like girl like head movement but he doesn't move
his head, it's just his neck. Yeah, it's like, it's not I, I,
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I thought of it as sassy, but it's not really sassy.
It's like, just like a little quagmire move, like a.
Quagmire. Yeah, like a.
Giggity, but to the side like it's.
Like Giggity without like the head moving.
It's just his neck. It's the weirdest thing.
And you actually replayed it because I was writing and you
noticed that I missed it and I was like, need to see this.
Thank you for showing me this. I did need to see that.
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But the look on his face is sassy pants.
Like Kody knows he's being filmed while reprimanding his
children. And so he's like, being a bit
performative, for sure. He's caught in the moment, and
he's given a little attitude back himself, but doesn't really
know what to do with it. And as the scene continues, his
face kind of becomes a little smirky, a little smiley, a
little like, I'm being filmed. I don't know what I got to be a
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a man and a dad here Like, Oh my God.
Yeah, he's just like pontificating again.
And he goes, you are learning that actions have consequences
and yes, you're going to learn about these consequences.
And he says some just wordy nonsensical statement about
consequences and actions having consequences.
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And it's like regurgitated just bullshit that you expect every
parent to say, Yeah. And then they kind of show him
on the couch, like giving comments like in a solo
interview, and he's wearing this blue button up with his Gray
dress vest, button up vest over it.
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And I'm like, since when do you wear like a three piece suit
without the suit coat, Kody? Oh God.
Like it's really weird, but. For his casual computer
scrolling on Janelle's couch. I don't know, it's like in a
moment, like a couch moment, like an interview moment.
Yeah, like a confessional. Yeah, so in his confessionals,
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he's wearing this like weird bright blue button up with a
Gray dress like vest over it. And I'm like, what?
You've been wearing these like guests dress shirts that look
like safari vibes and now all of a sudden you're wearing like a
vest without a sport. I don't know, I'm like what the
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fuck is even happening? But it made me laugh.
Maybe he had a very important business meeting to go to.
He was trying to avoid flirting while selling some jewelry on
the street. Perhaps, perhaps he thought that
if he pulled a little monocle out of the front pocket of that
vest that it would look a little less flirty when he looked
down their shirts with a monocle instead of his bare eyes.
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He's like, have you ever heard of Missus Mark Twain?
She wrote a little a little sorry about me marrying my
wives. You know, I've been told that I
look like Brigham Young. Wow.
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Minus the mutton. Chops.
Yes. Rose.
Kody asks Garrison if he wants to come out and apologize to
everyone because that would be the right thing to do.
Come and make amends and apologize to Gabe, your mom, me
and you better take this seriously.
Better take it seriously. Kody did, the camera says.
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I'm not here all the time, so sometimes it feels like I'm a
visitor When I come by, it's like, well, let's actually stop
and talk about this. You're not here all the time.
Period. So when you stop by or when you
come by, you feel like a visitor in your own home, with your
own children and your own wife.
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Sit with that a little bit, Kody.
Sit with your fucking statementsand realize what you're actually
saying and what's really goingon, you moron.
Do you understand the word that are coming out of your mouth?
Yeah, everything is floating over the top of his head, even
though he's the one saying it out loud.
And Garrison says that he's sorry to everybody and he has
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this like, smirk, like this shiteating grin on his face as he's
saying sorry. And it's like he's definitely
not taking it seriously. Kody.
He gives Janelle a hug, and he shakes hands with Gabriel.
Like we are, we're solid, we're good.
Yeah, Kody's like you need to shake hands or give him a hug,
whatever. And then they all disperse
amongst the home and to doing whatever they were doing and
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Janelle's on the couch by herself.
So I'm assuming this is after Christina's laughter or
whatever, she's all alone in herliving room and she says
something along the lines of I feel like I'm more isolated from
the family rather than this big living breathing orgasm that
is the family. What did you just?
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Say. Oh, did I get it wrong?
Did you do that on purpose? Oh my God, I was like what?
You know, she's just feels isolated from the family rather
than being a part of the big living breathing orgasm.
Oh my. God, it's been a long time since
we've had an orgy because we're not living under the same
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roof anymore. Maybe I'm maybe I'm being too
transparent here. Maybe it's been a while since
I've had an orgasm. I think that might.
Be it. Yeah, she.
This quote from her is really something though.
She's feeling isolated from the rest of the family rather than
being a part of this big breathing Organism that is the
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family. Oh.
Organism. And I'm more, I'm like, you're
like an amoeba. It's like a germ, like A1 celled
single Organism if anything. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this is ridiculous. But imagining, I guess, like,
what this reminds me of is that movie that just came out with
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Demi Moore, and she's turning and morphing into, like, the
monster. Do you know what I'm talking
about? It's like it won a bunch of
awards last season. Yes, I can't remember.
What? Oh my God.
Anyway, people are screaming at as per usual at us, but she's
like morphing into this weird like gross monster that's like a
slug looking thing that's likegelatin.
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And I'm like just imagining the family like that going like
gasping for air, like suffering.The weirdest looking orgasm I've
ever seen. You don't gasp for air and like
struggle for breath while you orgasm.
Is that movie called like the potion or the substance?
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Substance, yes. God, I am good.
Oh my God, you are. But that's what this reminds me
of. I will accept all the awards on
my own behalf. Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you. I'm imagining the family as this
disgusting monster right now because she said breathing
Organism. Not me, not me.
And I said breathing orgasm, notyou.
Now we're going to go to our second part of the episode, A
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day with Christine, our Princess, our third wife.
She is getting the kids up for school and she is talking about
how it was chaos at Janelle's last night and she repeats
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Gabriel's quote. Christine's standing in the
kitchen, she has like an apron on and she's definitely doing
the like the kitchen morning, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And her nose is red, red, red asit always is.
And she's got this red apron on and it's like, Oh my God, all
the red happening all over you. No red scarf with white polka
dots this morning. She that was that was yesterday.
And she talks about bringing
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Peyton and Isabel over to Janelle's the night before,
which then she starts talking about this chaos bit.
And I, I feel like there's something that we missed in
maybe editing or something because of the mention of do
does Christine need to bring her kids home?
And then she's talking about how she brought her kids and that
maybe that had escalated things at Janelle's.
So there's something that happened that we don't know.
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And honestly, I'm going to blame it on Paden because Paden is a
little troublemaker. So he was probably stirring the
pot with those boys causing trouble.
I doubt Isabel was doing anything wrong, but Paden was
probably the little devil child in that situation.
And so Christine says that it brought too much chaos to
Janelle's family. And then she does do a lovely
reenactment of the effing loser scene with some gusto and
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plenty of laughter. Yeah, she is definitely
laughing. And she says yeah.
Gabriel apparently called Garrison an effing loser, except
for he used the real word. Yeah.
She's like chuckle button about it and it is kind of funny
because she's like, it wasn't my kids, you know, type of deal.
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Like, she is happy it wasn't her kids.
And it always is kind of funny when it's like, but it wasn't
me. Like one of those moments.
And she says Janelle seemed pretty stressed out.
And I'm like, Oh my God, Christine, you are just so
observant. You're just really, really,
really bright. Definitely.
Janelle did seem stressed out. And thank you for adding to that
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stress. She reminds us that they're
going to Mona's office today, her and Janelle, to talk about
their real estate careers, which is of course why they were
meeting the night before to go over that whatever paperwork.
So yeah, we are going to go and see the lovely Mona.
We love you Mona Super fans. Mona super fans.
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So yes, they're in the brightly lit overhead lighting,
iridescent or fluorescent lighting office.
I'm always just like, God, why do we have to meet in these
places? And Mona asks Christine
something about like, did you read this?
Christine's like, no, I was too stressed or whatever, and it's
like you didn't even read the. Shit I gave you.
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She's like between studying for my exam and stuff with the
kids. Like I didn't, we didn't get to
read all of it. I didn't get to all of it.
Right. Way to demonstrate that you're
serious, Christine. Yeah.
And so Mona starts talking aboutkind of the schedule and the
vibes of being a real estate agent and how she's worked the
last six weekends. Dun Dun, they zoom in on
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Christine. Well, maybe they didn't zoom in,
they just panned to Christine and she looks like she is in
shock. Christie's just staring at her
and Mona's like I've been swamped all year.
I worked the last six weekends, which means I've had no days off
for six weeks. Not one day.
Not a one day. And I'm going of course,
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Christine isn't even aware of what it means to be a real
estate agent, or when they work,or the basics of the job.
The hours, the days you're goingto have to work because that's
when people can meet to look at houses, right.
And Christine goes, I got to be honest with you, I don't recall
anything else that she said that day.
Yeah. After hearing that she worked 6
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weekends and six weeks in a row.
Like to be fair, I if I heard that from someone, if I was
going to potentially apprentice under someone and they were
like, I've worked 6 weekends in a row, I haven't had a day off
in six weeks, I would go, this is not the job for me.
So that's understandable, but I would also assume that I would
know that this person could potentially work a schedule like
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that. Like I wouldn't be going to sit
with a real estate agent being like, tell me about being a real
estate agent because I already know this.
And I would be like, that's not, that's not going to work for
me. I need my nights and weekends.
I need them. Yeah, it's like, what did you
think you were going to work like 1:50 each like weekday?
She's like, I'm a very busy mom.I have a lot of obligations.
I can work part time and only during the day.
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It's like, then being a real estate agent is not for you.
Like, duh. She talks about how she has
young kids and this that just wouldn't work for her.
And Janelle is saying, well, I'min a different spot.
You know, my kids are older. I could do it and fill in like,
you know, they're kind of not really showing the full
conversation, but it almost seemed to me like Janelle was
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offering that they would be a team and that Christine and her
would kind of work as one person almost.
And Janelle would be doing the work when Christine couldn't.
I kind of got that vibe, but they don't show the whole
conversation. And I got to be honest with you
that I don't recall anything else here because Mona had on
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green eyeshadow, big green earrings and a green top.
Oh yeah, those big earrings, the.
Bouffant hairdo. She had quite a look going.
And she looks like I dream of Jeannie's mom.
Like Oh my gosh, I couldn't get it out of my head once.
I imagined like Tabitha's mom for my dream of Jeannie.
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Oh my God she literally looks like her.
She does. It's so weird and I've been
getting these fortune teller vibes from her for a long time.
You did and I'm you have I'm
clocking it now. It's because she looks like you
called. Her out for having those
crystals in her bra and like she learned all of her magic.
She definitely has crystal nipple piercings for sure.
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Oh my God, absolutely. Yeah, she's manifesting that one
charges her pussy in the moonlight for sure.
Oh God, that pussy is for sure charged.
Mona's pussy is charged. It's electric.
I mean, why do you think she's been so swamped all year with
this business? She's manifesting it everyone.
She's a busy, busy lady. One of the things that Janelle
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says when they're having this back and forth where we don't
get everything, and I think you're right, they're
ironically, if Christine wasn't such a moron, they could be
partners in a real estate venture together.
They could cover their shit. All the stuff that needs to be
done, not with a client, Christine could handle Go.
Set up the home. Put up the sign.
On her own time, whenever I don't know about the signs, but
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the stuff that needs to be done on the administrative side, the
paperwork, the meetings that can be scheduled during the day,
Christine could do that. And Janelle says that she can
work weekends because her kids are older and she's used to
working. She was always the mom that
worked a lot. So this partnership could work
if Christine wasn't such a bumbling blockhead.
And literally, Christine says to the camera in a confessional
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moment, I can't do it. I can't do real estate.
Now I'm just thinking I can't do this.
And I'm like, wow, this just changed so quickly.
Like we just talked about you. The confronting failure episode
was just a few episodes ago where she you think she's going
to fail but then she passes. Now cut to, I don't know, 3-4
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episodes later and she's like, I can't do real estate.
Well, to be fair, when we have our day with Christine, she says
to Kody. I've been thinking about this
for three weeks. Right.
So there is a little bit of a mention of a lag in the timeline
of when they're shooting things, but she's already taken the
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exam and she admits that she's taking the exam, which is why
she hasn't read the paperwork from Mona.
So it's like, how did you take this exam and not know the hours
that you'd have to put in to be a real estate agent?
It's utterly bizarre. It's dumb.
And let's say it's between three and five weeks.
Once again, what did you do in that three to five weeks?
And how I, I just, I don't know, whatever, whatever.
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They're in such a desperate need for this money, which we also
don't understand because they're on a television show.
Where are these TLC paychecks going?
Even if they're not each getting paid and getting paid well
because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, TLC is crap.
This is a garbage show. They're getting enough money to
pay a mortgage for God's sake, so.
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Frustrating. Nobody knows where the money is
going. Nobody knows except for.
Robyn totes in Robyn's house. Weird totes all over her.
Yep, Yep, Mona gets serious here.
Yes, she changes the subject. She changes her tune.
Yeah, Oh, she touched her crystal nipple piercings.
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Yep, she rubbed her own little personal lamp.
And. And she says, I haven't talked
to anyone else about this, but it looks like there's going to
be a delay on the two of your houses.
And Christine gets visibly upset and says we won't be in by
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Christmas. And Mona says it looks as if
Robyn and Meri will be. Christine starts crying and Mona
says she's sorry and tries to comfort her.
And we get some weird information during this.
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Like bizarre information. Well I love this little back and
forth that happens here because Mona starts giving them some
details. She says, well, one thing you
could do, you know, is talk to Kody and Meri and Robyn and gets
interrupted by Janelle and Janelle goes, oh, this
frustrates me because I know exactly where this is going.
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And it's like. I know what you're going to say.
This is so good and Mona says I can't have anyone going on site
and making changes with Danny. And yeah, they're adding things
with Danny, and Mona says Danny is running that job site and
every time he's pulled away, something is delayed.
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Yeah. Right.
Meri and Kody and Robyn have not turned in their paperwork and
I'm going. What the fuck?
Mona lets us know that Janelle and Christine have done all
their paperwork and their loans are ready to go, but Robyn and
Meri have not and it would be a shame to have their two homes
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ready and not have the paperwork done.
And this is where I had a moment of self reflection.
Darling, I have to admit, even in this episode I've been
talking some mad trash about Christine and she deserves it.
But I do owe Christine an apology because in a previous
episode I minimized her anxiety when she was asking for
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validation and I was saying you don't need to validate people
that don't need validation. I could have been a little more
sensitive because she was talking about her stress of
doing the paperwork and being on top of everything crossing her
T's and dotting her IS and Kody made it seem like, well we're
all doing that. Christine, I don't know what the
fuck your problem is. Like get it together.
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And I didn't 100% agree with Kody.
I just thought there's she doesn't need to be coddled to
filling up paperwork and putting her Social Security number on
a form and providing copies of checks.
Like this isn't rocket science.
People do this every fucking day.
But now, hearing that Meri, Kodyand Robyn have not fulfilled
their obligations, I'm going well, you, Sir.
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You Sir, made it sound like you were all in the same boat and
you were not. Christine was doing her shit.
Janelle was silently doing her shit 'cause you know, she's a
bookkeeper and she's on top of her stuff.
But these other three are clownsand idiots.
So, Christine, because I know you're listening, I owe you a
heartfelt apology. I mean, girl, I've always been
on your side. I know you're like, I don't know
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her any apology because I'm a nice person and I'm like, no,
don't go too far. This is where Christine's like I
am mad. And why couldn't they have
started on the other side? We find out here that Kody
requested that they start on Robyn's side due to her credit
to give her more time, which literally makes zero sense.
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No sense at all. Why would you want?
Why would you want someones house finished first if they're
going to need the most time to correct their credit?
It makes no sense. Literally makes no sense and
Christine's making a face as she's giving us this information
like she realizes how dumb it sounds and like Nope, Kody had
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to have him start with Robyn's house.
And then Janelle says we'll still be in one of the family
homes for Christmas and Christine says that means
nothing. It means nothing.
And of course, the mind starts to wander.
Why would Kody suggest Robyn's home be first done?
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Is it because she's the favoritewife?
Is it because she's the either ring finger or pointer finger of
the brown fist? You know, it just doesn't make
sense. It doesn't pass the smell test.
Smells like a shit stain to me.
It does smells like a dumb decision to me.
Absolutely. And it sounds like some
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favoritism. And I wonder if Christine and
Janelle know this and they are just skirting the issue because
Janelle didn't look like she was.
I don't know. It didn't to me strike that they
were so upset that like, Oh my gosh, Kody's doing favoritism.
But I feel like they're putting the pieces together and just
not reacting that way for camera.
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Do you think so? I agree with you because they're
standing outside of Mona's office at this point while
discussing it and Janelle's trying to be like devil's
advocate like, well, we'll at least be in one home.
Yeah. And Christine being the one
that's like, that doesn't matter.
It's like she is feeling let down, obviously.
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And so is Janelle. And you can tell in her face,
you can tell them both of their faces that they're feeling like,
what the fuck? You know, like we did our part.
We're pulling our weight and
nobody else is like, how do they not have this done?
And yeah, you can tell that Janelle is like glamming it up
for the camera. And Christine's so sick of
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glamming it up. When you say glam, you mean
looking beautiful. Yeah, like putting a glamour
over what's happening, like rose colored glasses.
Yeah, I. Suppose and that's Christine's
life is rose colored glasses. Yeah, and I need to remind you
that we're still on Christine's Day, so we're going to be going
back to Christine's house. It's still her day that they're
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showing us. And so we see Christine sitting
on her bed with Kody, and little truly is on the bed, and
they're about to have a serious conversation because Christine
is telling Kody about Mona's six weeks of working without a
break. Dun Dun.
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And how it's certainly not going to work for her because she
can't work for six weeks without a day off.
Yeah, he says the well, the other wives aren't going to
watch your kids for that time. So I agree, you can't do that
with the kids. Why won't the other wives watch
her kids? That's what I want to know.
There's three of them. If they rotated while she
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worked, why the fuck couldn't somebody be watching her kids?
I don't know. She was the one that did all of
the daycare for how long? Yeah, well, because they're
selfish and they don't want to.
I mean, Meri needs privacy. She's busy masturbating while
talking to strangers. OK, She's she's got her life
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going on. She cannot be bothered.
Robyn really shouldn't even be responsible for her own
children, let alone anybody else's.
And no one expects Robyn to lifta finger for anybody else.
In fact, they owe her. Christine should be spending
more time on my sister wife's closet.
She should not be doing this right.
And Janelle? Janelle would rather offload her
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kids on Christine and go make the money.
So, you know, I don't know who was going to watch her kids.
I I know why you're asking the question.
Because it's just dumb. Yeah.
And like the whole point of the dynamic of this family was to
help each other out and to raisethe children with multiple
support systems in place and they're not supporting.
They repeatedly do not do that. Yeah, it's like a shitty bra.
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Like come. On and Kody's just saying it as
if it's like a throwaway obvious.
Of course, you know, like, well,obviously the otherwise aren't
going to watch your kids, so this isn't going to work.
And it's like what? Yeah, and he says to her, he
goes, you're bringing drama thatdoesn't exist.
Yeah. Yep, Yep.
And she's like, I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
And he says, well, if you want to work like her wanting to work
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is bringing drama to the family.
Like she's creating her own drama by deciding she had wanted
to work in the 1st place. It's weird.
I mean, I read it as a little more like Kody was trying to
call her out for creating drama about this, this situation,
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about the childcare thing, and like her not being able to do
it, not necessarily about getting a job, but that it's
like, OK, so it's not going to work.
And like you're just creating drama.
Like this isn't a big deal. Like you could just stay home.
And I, I I do wonder what that means in the sense of the
finance bit and if it's reasonable for her to be able to
stay home. And I'm not saying it's not
dismissive or that he's not being rude or mean to her.
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But I think there's an element of like, well, yeah, I mean,
you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
Like if you can't do it, you can't do it.
Like, I don't, I would have been like, why the fuck didn't you
know this six months ago? Like, what are you talking
about? But I don't know.
It is very dismissive though, because she's saying for like
once in her life that she had thought about wanting to work
and that she wanted to work and that she's feeling anxiety
(54:25):
about it. And he's like, well, the answer
is simple. You're creating drama.
You just don't have to work. It's like, but that's not the
point. She kind of was excited about
something for like, once in her life.
And I don't think she was even truly excited about it.
I don't think this was like a passion of hers like we've
discussed, but she maybe like actually had hopes for herself
(54:48):
for once. And she took a test and she
passed it. And now she's finding out that
it isn't going to work out. And he's like, well, OK, like
what of it? So he's being dismissive and she
and him get into a conversation on the couch about their
relationship and she says that when he comes over she feels
(55:12):
like she's trying to tell him everything and she's trying to
tell him everything at once and she has anxiety and she just
needs to fill him in on everything as soon as he gets
there. 'Cause he's only there at the
most one out of four nights, like at the most.
And we, I don't believe that. I believe it's less than that,
yeah. And that's how the dynamic of
their relationship has changed 'cause he's feeling this anxiety
(55:33):
from her and she's like, well, I feel the need to unload on you
when you get there because it's like, you know, you haven't
spoken to somebody for how many days or see them in person.
Your husband, if you only see your husband one out of every
like once a week, of course that's going to be like, there's
a million things to talk about, there's a million things to go
(55:53):
through. There's a million blah, blah,
blahs. Do you, are we even going to
have sex? Are we even going to be
intimate? Are we, are we even going to
share things that couples share that maybe not even sex, just
like intimate moments, just like time and loving?
Like they probably don't have any of that.
It's like word vomit, you know, like you don't see somebody for
(56:14):
so long and you were trying to catch him up on everything.
And like, you're so excited to let him know everything.
But also, like, if you're in a situation where something bad
has happened, like, of course you're going to unload that
first. And so then he says, well, I'm
having anxiety too because I'm having to pack up and move place
to place every day. And he puts it back on himself.
(56:37):
And like how his anxiety is like, important as well.
And it's like, can't you just, yeah, validate her for once?
But he can't. And him and his little creepy
ass wireframe glasses, they keep showing.
I'm just like, I want to punch you in the glasses.
Oh my God. I know in the build up to not
only the experience of this in person time and like what you
(57:00):
would be going through during that, but then as the pattern
develops, like the build up to it, like experiencing the
anxiety beforehand because you know it's going to be this.
And then after he leaves, probably being anxious about
what the experience was and like what does it mean?
And putting the pieces together, like she probably gets like
one or two days of just like peace a week.
And then the rest is worrying about Kody's coming, Kody being
(57:20):
there, worried about after he leaves.
Like Oh my God. Well, imagine all the
conversations that you have in your head, the oh, I should have
said this. I could have said this, oh, I'm
going to say this. I'm going to say that.
Yeah. And then you have a limited time
frame of doing it. It would be anxiety inducing for
anybody. I mean, I have so many
conversations with myself in the shower of like things that I
(57:45):
should have, could have, would have, want to say, type of
whatever. And imagine doing that with your
own husband. And then you're trying to
respect your sister wives. So you don't want to interrupt
their days by reaching out and like texting and unloading or
calling and unloading because then you're interrupting their
time. So it almost reminds me of maybe
(58:05):
like a military relationship, even though you cannot fucking
compare this to like a service members experience with a
spouse. But like, that's the vibe I'm
getting like this hot and heavy, like unloading and like
handling of things. And like, I feel like that's why
a lot of relationships go sour that have this dynamic where you
(58:27):
only see each other a limited amount of time.
That would be so weird to have a spouse that you're currently
married to and raising children with that you couldn't
communicate with on a daily basis.
Yeah, like that would be. It wouldn't work.
These things aren't going to work.
That's why these things don't work.
Yeah. I mean, you see it time and time
again play out in different scenarios that are like adjacent
(58:48):
to this, you know, and we end this with Christine saying I
want to be a mom more than I want to sell real estate.
I'm sorry, it's going to suck me dry.
Well, she does say spending her whole life selling real estate
and I OK, so what's Oh God, I just Christine, you are driving
(59:08):
me fucking nuts. Spend my whole life selling real
estate, bitch, you ain't sold one goddamn thing.
You haven't worked one day you took a test, you passed and you
didn't even know that you'd have to do the job.
Like, I don't even, I'm not, I'm not on Kody's side.
But like, yeah, you're not going to do it.
You shouldn't do it. You're not cut out for it.
(59:29):
OK. I don't even think that means
that you should be a mother only as your thing and as your
persona and as your whatever you want to call it.
But clearly, the real estate thing is not going to work.
Like, it's just not going to work for you.
And luckily, she finally came to that conclusion.
And we are going to hear something about, you know, later
(59:49):
on during Robyn's day that she is good at and that I agree with
that I'm like, she should spend her time doing.
But I'll tell you when we get there.
Oh. I was going to say I I've I must
have blocked it from my memory.
Well, because they kind of are being bitchy about.
Work ethic. But then they they make a point
that I'm like, Oh yeah, so well.
(01:00:09):
This is it. It's not that she doesn't have
any skills and she's a complete bumbling blockhead.
No, but when it comes to real estate, yeah, it's probably not
going to work out for you. Honey, no.
And that's why I do think her and Janelle would make a good
team if they had tag teamed it and like gotten together and
like joined as one person and like, you know, marketed
themselves as a team that actually probably would have
(01:00:30):
been fairly successful. Ironically, I feel like the
sister wife vibes could have worked better for that than the
jewelry. I.
Agree, we are two women. We know what women want in a
home. Like imagine the market they
could have. Like we know what it means to
have children, we know what it means to take care of our
fucking husband, blah blah blah.
We're here to make it work for you.
Yep, and that's why we work together as a team, because
(01:00:52):
we're going to give you the bestthat we can give you while also
taking care of our families, you know?
Where were we in 2015 or whenever this was fucking?
I obviously wasn't astral projecting at that time or they
would have done this. Mona should have been touching
herself and going Kimber, come to me, Kimber.
(01:01:12):
I need some ideas touching well.We've made it through 2 of
Kody's Four Wives special days and it feels like a good place
to take a break. We'll drop the second part of
this episode on Thursday, a special release just for you.
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