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October 31, 2020 69 min

When a student’s idea of a ‘fun vacation’ is to just to be alone in an empty house so he can study- it’s about a fun as you’d expect.

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The story of two men who’s love is cut short by a spectral warning.

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Terror comes in all guises. Even in the form of a clerical error.

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If you give your wife a disturbing pet-name like, “my pussy” you know the story isn’t going to turn out good.

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We read “book 2” in the 4th book (ugh) of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga that focuses on the story from the point of view of Jacob. And Edward tries out being a cuckold.
We learn:

  • Ben’s Manager has Covid, and he’s glad
  • Glen can’t stop thinking of hepatitis
  • Gretchen’s segment is Halloween themed
  • Ben had a video date, that actually went well!
  • Glen is prepared to teach Ben ‘the secret’ when he’s finally done with all this dating crap
  • Go rea...

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    You’d think that when you survive the murder attempt you dreamed about earlier you’d be done, but nope.

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    Another good story that takes forever to get to the point… How would I have known that ‘October barrage’ would be the hardest thing ever.

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    The mystery of a murder that is kinda solved by entering the exciting world of paperwork. A witch is involved, though, only barely.

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    Finally, an actual scary ghost story. No weird crap tacked on at the end. Just two people walking into a haunted house, seeing some scary stuff, then leaving. Perfect.

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    This author really hates overweight men. That is pretty clear. And he thinks bible-reading-wives are boring as hell. Put it all together and you have the making of a good paranormal murder story.

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    A story of revenge by some kind of... Ghost? Or something? I read the whole thing and couldn't make any sense of it. Maybe you can

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    A story of a woman who's being harassed by a man even though she's already got a boyfriend, so the man kills the boyfriend. Then the boyfriend-ghost kills the guy. Pretty standard stuff.

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    He didn't die. I don't know how else to make that clear. I'm sick of people trying to be all cute with, "Are you sure? Maybe the Headless Horsemen claimed another victim..." and smile all smugly to themselves. Irving made it perfectly clear that he was alive and well in another city. End of story. I'm not dealing with this anymore.

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    We read the 4th and 'final' book in the Twilight saga. And it's off to an amazing start- where the first 3rd of the book is all about Bella's wedding and honeymoon. That's pretty much it.
    We learn:

  • Ben’s employer hosted a fundraising event for Donald Trump... For a president who knowingly put all his supporters at risk.
  • Glen got laid off
  • Gretchen gets new music for her segment
  • Glen got laid off
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    A lanky, skinny-man decides to move in on the only woman in town who is delicious as food, and he loves how all the animals on her dad's farm is just living food. This episode is about a hungry teacher who just wants to eat what he lusts after.

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    Well, I wrapped this turd up. Basically it was a hypnotist. That's it. But at least I got to hang out with a friend in the middle of the episode and have a burger. That was nice.

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    The full title of this is 'The Haunted and the Haunters: Or The House and the Brain' if that doesn't give you a hint at how convoluted this story is going to be. It's so long that I had to break it up into two episodes. Ugh. My spooky October stories is off to a horrible start.

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    If this story doesn't teach you not to bury your sister when she exists between the dimensions of living and dead, then nothing will.

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    I... I think he dies at the end? I have no idea what happened at the end besides a long speech about how "life is a dream" or something.

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    September 29, 2020 123 min

    We decide to test out our new audio situation by live-watching 'Twilight' the movie. It's a hoot if you're watching it with us, but if you're just listening- all you're going to hear is us breathing a lot and it won't make sense. Especially when Ben explains all of Edwards weird expressions being the result of an eternal struggle with puberty.

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  • Ben is inching closer to a romantic relationship with...
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