Nuzzle House

Nuzzle House

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

Episodes

November 30, 2022 28 min

Where Lucretia finally gets to prove herself.

We learn:

  • Being a Sporty Spice isn't possible if your dad doesn't let you play sports
  • We got a big Christmas present for the world coming up
  • Learn More About the Show Here: https://www.nuzzlehouse.com/gestating-the-curious-mind/

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    We learn:

  • My 'fun fact' really killed the vibe of the episode
  • This story is sapping the life out of me, I can't even get horny anymore
  • I'm desperate to read Winnie the Poo now. Ugh.
  • Go on, read it for yourself:

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

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    We learn:

  • I Go off on a long rant about Twitter
  • Desperate to finish this turd, I read 3 chapters
  • Longest episode ever.
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    Learn more about the show here: https://www.nuzzlehouse.com/leaves-of-glen/

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    We learn:

  • I really can't stand this book
  • I got to tell a Charles DICKens joke thanks to grunge.com
  • This book just keeps creating new sci-fi words and names.
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    We learn:

  • I REALLY hate reading this book
  • I never get used to ridiculous 1960s sci-fi names
  • Both daughter and wife INTERRUPT ME
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    Go on, read it for yourself:

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

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    This Halloween I've decided to copy 'CBS Radio Mystery Theater'- a show I grew up listening to in the 70s and 80s. Even down to the crappy audio and commercials.

    We learn:

    Just because you say you're a nurse, you're probably not.

    If you try hard enough, you can get actual Germans to be guests on your show.

    And my sister does a bizarre Minnesota accent.

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    October 27, 2022 37 min

    We learn:

  • We have a new segment called ‘what did we watch and why did it suck’.
  • We decide that just because you fund a heist, doesn’t mean you get to be a part of it
  • Gertie has sick-voice
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    We learn:

  • I almost forgot to talk about seeing a satanic Do-wop band last week.
  • E. Nesbit kinda sucked
  • I don’t like Jerry Seinfeld
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    Go on, read it for yourself:

    https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/e-nesbit-john-charringtons-wedding.html

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    October 16, 2022 45 min

    We learn:

  • Apparently all the ‘fun facts’ can be found in the Wikipedia page
  • My daughter is a better host than me
  • My kid will bust in while I’m in my master bedroom to show off her crochet hat
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    Go on, read it for yourself:

    https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/ambrose-bierce-the-spook-house.html

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    October 11, 2022 41 min

    Where Demonia’s Ashes-70 peep toe iridescent platforms with buckles are pivotal to the story .

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    We learn:

  • Gertie is officially a “Nuzzles” now.
  • Gertrude decided to make this book about her
  • Glen didn’t like emo kids in the 00’s
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    Episode Notes

    We learn:

  • I’m married! Just like the people in this story.
  • My 26 year old cat is dying. So that puts a damper on things.
  • This story doesn’t really have a ‘specter bride’ like it promised.
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    Go on, read it for yourself:

    https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/online-text-spectre-bride-william-harrison-ainsworth/

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    Episode Notes

    We learn:

  • Thanks to the Canadian Spirit Podcast (@spirit_canadian on twitter) we learned what “Gentlehomo—” means "Gentle Homo sapiens"
  • I have a cat that kills mice, but I won’t touch him. He’s gross
  • This is the second book in my ‘career’ that I’ve considered dropping before I finish it. Thank GOD FOR OCTOBER SCARY STORIES MONTH
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    September 14, 2022 46 min
    Episode Notes

    We learn:

  • Gertrude LOVES ‘Spice World’
  • Gertrude’s cat sneezes boogers all over Glen’s computer
  • They have BIG plans that involve horrible music
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    Episode Notes

    We learn:

  • Apparently “Gentlehomo—” is a term that was made up for this book
  • I start playing old commercials from the ‘80s because I’ve run out of ideas
  • Apparently “Gentlehomo—” wasn’t supposed to be hilarious
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    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_s...

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    August 29, 2022 60 min
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    We roll for a new story and drank too much . . We learn:

  • Gertrude had a tough time in the bathroom
  • Glen learns the allure behind the Spice Girls
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    August 22, 2022 39 min
    Episode Notes

    We learn:

  • Kids always get in the way
  • Sci-Fi novels always have the worst names
  • Gertie decides to turn my smoking room into a sewing room
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    Go on, read it for yourself:

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

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    Episode Notes

    We learn:

    The author is a horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of the kids he abducted. So I’m giving up on this book.

  • My girlfriend gave me permission to officially drop this book
  • The fairies had a orgy… that’s in the book. A book for kids.
  • . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

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    Episode Notes

    We learn:

    That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end.

  • Everything is racist all the time
  • The lost boys apparently need 7 doors for their house. Because they’re morons
  • I’m thinking about inception-ing my commercials with a 3rd layer of ads
  • The author is a pedo
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    We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end.

  • I had to work fast- the bachelorette is on
  • Tinkerbell actually wants to kill Wendy
  • Everyone flying is a dick
  • . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

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    Episode Notes

    We learn:

  • I went back to the mansion
  • Nothing STILL makes any sense
  • If a fairy pees in your hand… you can use it.
  • . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

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