I’m Thrilled with Exclamation Points!

I’ve always loved wordplay, especially poems that play around with the nuts and bolts of language, things like spelling, word order, and the way words look and sound on the page. Over the years, I’ve written poems that make silly use of parentheses, hyphens, and even the spacing between words, just to see what kind of mischief I could get into.

While I was thinking about other punctuation marks I might work into a poem someday—commas, question marks, slashes, brackets, and so on—it suddenly occurred to me that I’d somehow skipped the most obvious one of all. Exclamation points! They’re loud, they’re enthusiastic, and they have a way of making everything feel more exciting… sometimes a little too exciting.

This poem imagines what might happen if someone got just a bit carried away with exclamation points. And fair warning—this is one of those poems that really needs to be seen on the page to make sense, since the punctuation is doing most of the heavy lifting. So if it sounds a little strange out loud, that’s on me! You can read the poem exactly as it was meant to be seen online at Poetry4kids.

I’m Thrilled with Exclamation Points!

I’m thrilled with exclamation points!
I like them so, so much!
It’s awesome how they give my words
that extra special touch!!

Without some exclamation points
my words seem dull and dry.
But add a few!! Now, suddenly,
the writing starts to fly!!!!!

I wonder if it’s possible
to use them even more!!
like! every! word! could! end! with! one!
or! two!! or! three!!! or! four!!!!

Oh!! yes!!! it’s!! so!!! enjoyable!!!!
Instead!! of!! now!! and!!! then!!
I’ll!! add!!! a! few!!!! to!! every! word!!,
like! eight!!!!!!!! or! nine!!!!!!!!! or! ten!!!!!!!!!!

I’d!!! stay!!!! and!!!! tell!!! you!!! more!!!, except!!
I!!!!! have!! to!! leave!!! this!!!! joint!!!!
Besides!!!, I!!! think! it’s!!!! safe!! to!!!!! say!!
by!!! now!!!! you’ve!!!! got!!! my!!!! point!!!!

— Kenn Nesbitt