Episode 204 - Hippopatoplague

Trixie joins us to talk their podcast to talk cyber security, the Oasis pit, his kids collecting moments, Breakfast with Bean, geographic tongues, brickleberry,

Episode Transcript

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Well, there you go. It's pumpkin spice season.
Everybody dig in. It's this.
Until the new year, we're all just going to have to put up
with it. Except for Doctor.
Fuck pumpkin. Can I interest you in a peanut
butter sandwich? Jackhammering away and my foods

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are all over the place. I'll be a passel, I don't care.
Friends came over and had like the Ouija board and they were
until like all the pendulum stuff and they were doing that
and they got a name. We looked it up and it was.
Quitters never give up. You did it.
Go ahead. Repping for all of quitters.
Never. Give up Check off Christopher

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check off Jen Pascorini check off.
Lindsey. Hello, Drew.
Oh great. Edwin, ladies and gentlemen, I
love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up and he said that's all they do.
Would you like to go out with me?
Uh huh, yes I would. Would you like to?
Bingo. Barney Bebo it is.

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Quitters never give up. Episode 2O42O four.
That's right, that's where we are.
That's it. Lindsay looked very confused
during the beginning, probably because the first clip was a
Raiders clip and I played that last week and the Raiders won.
And so by death threat Sam, thisis Santa Monica said I need to
play that every week so that theRaiders win.

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And so there we go until the Raiders lose.
That clip will be there. We are.
We are helping our team win by playing a clip on a podcast 6
people listen to. Excellent.
Makes sense to me. This will be the last time we
hear it then, right? Exactly.
I see what you did. There.
That wasn't us, Sam. Well, luckily his identity is

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protected. Let's introduce the quitters.
Say, my friend Lindsay, these people are insane about it and
they're going to be mad that I'mnot telling you all of these
facts. Hey Lindsay, how you doing?
Hello, doing great, thanks for asking.
Let's say hello to the next one,next quitter.
According to Meatloaf, Elvis Presley was the studio's first

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choice to play Eddie A. Fun fact.
Good day mates and you ain't nothing but a hound dog for
playing that clip. Let's go ahead and say hello to
Drew. Hey there camper.
Welcome to our. Camp Today I'd like to introduce
you to Farmer. Drew the farmer.
In the nation of imagination. How you doing?

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Doing great, Chris. Farming away, huh?
Yep. Who's next, Jen?
Jennifer, one of our Garmin members said, oh, I have AI,
have a geographic Tom. Jen, what the geographic does?
What up, party people? All right, and I'm Christopher.
Christopher, will you put down that globe and pay some

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attention to me? That was from Edwin.
I don't know where Edwin gets. I can.
I can only imagine. All time radio.
That's all you need to know. Very old time radio.
And today we have a special guest.
It's it's Trixie. It is the Webkinz Spooky puppy.
I'm gonna name it Trixie and it's gonna be Girl.

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Apparently Trixie is very nice. How you doing Trixie?
Thank you for that intro Love it.
Love it. I'm doing well.
How are you guys doing? Doing great, Doing great.
Trixie is featured on Kevin and Sluggo.
He also has his own podcast, Your Cyber 6, which comes out

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whenever we need it. Kind of like a hero's call,
whenever there's a scam or any kind of Internet question, Your
Cyber 6 pops up. Oh, thank you.
Thank you for that. How did you meet Kevin and
Sluggo? You know, so I've listened to, I
started out listening to Kevin and Bean back in like the early
early 2000s, maybe late 99 or so.

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And I've just kind of like followed like their show, listen
to K Rock, been a big fan of radio since I was like a little
kid. Listen to like shout out to KNX
1070. That's like one of the proof
radio stations I really got into.
But then once they left, you know, I just, I followed them
over to Klo S and I remember Slugo from his K rock days and

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they were talking about something scam related.
And I was like, hey, you know, Ikind of specialize in that.
And so Kevin was like DMDM me your number.
And so we started talking and ever since then they, they just
brought me on. Whenever there's like a
cybersecurity scam or like a date of breach or something that

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the audience needs to know, thenthey'll ring me on and talk
about it. Nice.
So how much of what you do can you talk about or are you
willing to talk about? I could talk a lot about stuff
that I've already closed out. So started hacking and stuff
when I was like 1415 years old. I kind of taught myself how to

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do it. Yeah.
Started doing like a lot of like, like building like these
phone boxes and you could get like free, like long distance
calls. I started messing with AOL quite
a bit. Kind of started like social
engineering. I don't know if you guys know
what that is, but it's kind of like trying to get as much
information from someone just byasking questions.
And it wasn't even really a thing back then.

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I just kind of did it because itwas fun and wanted to see how
far I could get. Then went to college for it.
Started out doing consulting fora major software company.
Got hired on by a government agency where I learned a lot, a
lot of stuff and worked. Do you remember Dateline to
Catch a Predator? Yep.
Yes. Wait, were you on it or were you

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caught? I.
I did the behind the scenes stuff that nobody ever saw.
But no, so I, I did a lot of those cases.
I, I do a lot of investigations and try to like deep dive into
like data phones, computer servers, whatnot.
Kind of in a way taught myself how to like deep dive into stuff
already. But I put a lot of like child

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predators away. I was on a child predator task
force for a while and that's what I did, the dateline to
catch a predator. I probably testified about a
dozen times on predators and most of them got like at least
15 years in prison. Probably one of the most
notorious murder cases in California history that involved
about 5 or 6 suspects that targeted an elderly man and they

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killed him unfortunately and hidhis body for many, many years.
Unfortunately they were, they were part of like a con ring and
they would con different places,different people and stole
millions and millions of dollars.
When they found this guy was pretty rich, they came down to
the area where I was working at try to con him out of his money

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and he was an elderly man like Imentioned, but he was really
smart and he caught on to it right away.
They ended up killing him, like I said, hid his body.
They figured out that it was these guys because they that
while they were smart, they werealso kind of dumb and they hired
somebody to clean out the elderly man's house.

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Cops showed up and were like, what are you doing here?
I got paid $10,000 or whatever to clean it out for this and
this person kind of figured out who it was.
Cops already knew who they were just from the all the stuff that
they've done in the past. But that case went on and I kid
you not, it started in about 2009 and I finally got closure

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on it this year. Wow.
You know, it wasn't because of anything I did or the people did
that were like part of like the prosecutors, but it was more
that these guys like, like, I meant that they were smart.
They knew the system. They were able to get retrials
just based off of something thatone of the judges said.

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They got their retrial that wenton for years.
And one of the guys ended up getting killed in prison while
awaiting his retrial. They wrote a book about the
case. They've had it on TV shows and
none of them featured me in it, which is kind of disappointing,
but it's what it is. But now that one of them is
dead, I think four of them got life in prison.
But that was like a pretty brutal case.

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That one hit me pretty hard. I just, I, I love doing what I
do and took what I learned from all the 20 years that I've been
doing this stuff. And I would get a lot of
questions about like, how do youdo this?
How do you do that with cybersecurity tools or how do I
secure my e-mail or my phone? How do I know what's a scam or
not? And I just was like, you know
what, like after all this experience, and I would have to

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take like this technical jargon and like kind of wind it down to
like where everybody could understand what I'm talking
about. I was like, you know what, this
would be kind of like a good fora podcast, you know, and like it
kind of explaining like what's difficult out there to like
maybe understand it, but so likebreak it down for everybody to
fully understand and maybe utilize some of the stuff that
we're talking about and to help secure themselves or their

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devices or you can monitor the kids activities a little bit
better. So so I'm trying to be trying to
give back to the community and what not from all this
experience and hopefully it helps them.
You did apps on tracking your kids for back to school, and I
listened to that one. Took a couple of those things
because my girls are going into two different schools now and

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it's just kind of it's always like really weird the.
Cyber bullying is something thatlike I kind of take to heart, I
mean, I wasn't cyber bullied growing up.
I was bullied but in a differentway.
And I kind of used my hacking skills to get back at those
people. But with cyber bullying
nowadays, it's it's just really bad and you feel bad for the
kids that are going through it. And with social media and

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everybody taking videos with their phones and whatnot, and
kids getting harassed left and right, a lot of times parents
don't have insight into what their kids are doing online or
getting messages online, you know, from different people.
So that's why I was like, I'm going to do this app or do this
podcast because it's the new school year and it's something

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that I think parents could possibly utilize for the school
year, especially if they haven'tthought about it in the past.
So that's my thing out there. Oh, oh, So just in general, what
would be like the top three things to secure computer or a
phone or something like that? Top three things I would say for
sure. The first thing that comes to
mind is if you have the ability to get AVPN, get AVPN.

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For those that don't know, like AVPN, what it does, it's just
it's a software that allows yourcomputer to go through the VPN
systems and come out with a different IP address on the
other end. So you could kind of mask your
location because it's rather easy to track back where a
person's coming from. And it's used quite often for
cyber stalking and I've worked cases involving cyber stalking

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in the past. So using VPN kind of masked
that. So you can't really see where an
individual is coming from. I'm in Albania right now.
How does it work? I mean, I'm still hooking up to
the Internet You. Still are, right?
So you're connecting to the Internet, to the software.
That's called VPN or Virtual Private Network.
Once you connect to that, you'rekind of in their network and

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then utilize their network to access other like websites or
it's like tunneling in. So you at this location here,
you connect to the software and then from that software they
connect you out to wherever you want to go.
And so they're masking where your location is and only you
know and maybe they know, but most times VPN softwares don't

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keep logs. So your data is pretty secure
once you're going through their systems.
I get advertisements where you can watch Netflix from other
countries on the VPN. Are are those like the legit?
You could you could VPN and use access channels from other
countries. I know, like right now, like I'm
I, I like watching WWE wrestlingand make fun of me all you want,

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but it's pretty funny. I know I like, I like it.
It's it's quality time with my kids.
They like it as well, But there's instances where people
are VPN ING to other countries so that way they can watch WWE
on Netflix, like their pay per views or PL.
ES or whatever they want to callit now, especially since they're
switching to ESPN now. So it's kind of like a way

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around that. They have a Netflix
subscription. Rather than pay 30 bucks a
month, they just use VPN, say that they're from the UK or
something, and then they open uptheir Netflix on their app or TV
or computer and it looks like they're in the UK.
So they're able to stream their PL.
ES through Netflix without having to pay that extra money.
Would those be secure for you too?

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And do you need to pay for them?For V for VPNs.
Yeah. Yeah, they're, they're pretty
secure as long as you're using ones like I like Surf Shark
quite a bit. That's probably the one I would
go to. I, I use Nord VPN.
Yeah, Nord's a good one as well.Sometimes you get really good
deals on either of those. I've used Surf Shark for the

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past couple years, but it's it'ssecure.
It's safe. I think it's like 50 bucks for a
year or something like that. Like I said, they rarely keep
logs of the activity that you'regoing to.
So not that you're going to do anything illegal, but if you
did, there's a likelihood that if law enforcement was to do a
search warrant at that VPN location or a software company,

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it may be difficult for them to find any information on you.
Yeah, they would never find out about this podcast.
Perfect. Excellent.
That's. So another thing I would
suggest, there's something called the Brave browser.
It's similar to Google Chrome, Microsoft Edge, or I don't know
what else is out there. Safari, I guess you could say.

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So Brave browser is just like a regular Internet browser, but
they don't track it or they don't keep any cookies or
tracking information on your computer, which makes it safe in
a way, but it also kind of frustrates you because then you
have to log into your accounts over and over and over again
because none of that stuff is safe, but it's not going to
track you. And so like if you're on Netflix

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or Hulu or something like that and you visited a travel
website, you're not going to getbogged down with travel ads on
your apps or anything like that.So it's going to block that from
happening. If you're viewing the website
that has malware embedded withinit, Brave can stop you from
accessing that website and say this website's not safe due to
this and this reason. If you want to proceed here, you

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can, but we highly suggest you don't.
That's a cool feature I like as well.
Plus, if you're using the Brave browser to use their search
engine, it's called DuckDuckGo. It's similar to Google, and with
DuckDuckGo, it's the same thing.Your search history is yours.
It's not kept on their servers or anything like that.
And again, no tracking cookies are left on your computer.

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So that's another piece of software I would definitely,
definitely recommend. Third one I would say would be
mainly for phone devices. If if you're using iPhones,
especially there's I, I just hadthat podcast with three quarter
human talking about iOS that's coming out.
It's going to feature a lot of new tools that you can use for
your iPhone to keep you a littlebit more secure, especially from

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spam callers. So I always suggest people
update their cell phones as muchas possible with the latest
software, including all the appsthat you download.
Try to keep those as up to date as possible because you never
know what they're updating in the background.
So there could be like a vulnerability that people find
in software and it could be exploited on your phone.
So they fix it and they want youto update it.

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A lot of times you go to the AppStore and you see like the old
like 50 apps on your phone that haven't been updated.
Try to update those as quickly as possible.
But with that new iPhone update,the cool part about it is one of
my favorite features is it screens all the phone calls that
are coming into your phone if they're not part of your
contacts. And it'll make the person say
their name and what the reason they're calling for.

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And you can easily either send them to voicemail, just hang up
on them or accept the call. I mean, I get spam calls all the
time. It's so frustrating and just
really, really annoying that this feature can stop that.
Amazing, right? So keep your cell, keep your
cell phones updated as much as possible.
Speaking of spam calls, I never used to get spam calls like one

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or two a year. Now we get 5A day.
Is something going on? It depends.
So if you're signing up for likecredit cards or loans, or if
you're buying something off a website, even, or signing up for
a newsletter, The reason that you're getting like discounts
for like free shipping or from different stores and whatnot, or

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if you're buying something online at a discount or whatnot,
is because there's a lot of times they're selling your
information. So the more things you do online
and you sign up for, including just like newsletters or to get
access to a web page itself, they're going to turn around and
sell that information to data brokers who will then sell it to
other people who will then startcalling you.
So that's the reason you keep getting more and more phone

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calls. So I'm guessing you may have
signed up for something, maybe Pornhub, I don't know.
But it it it, it could be that they're just.
I've been doing that for years, why are they calling me now?
You want premium? I think so, yeah.
So that's probably why whenever you sign up for something,
they're just going to turn around.
So it's like a multi billion dollar industry right now.

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So I have a question about the future of logging in.
So I sent you that article whereit was like you'd have
potentially the future could be that you're constantly logging
into websites, right? And then I noticed the other day
I went to go check on, log into my Coinbase account.
Now they want me to upload a photo of my driver's license and

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stuff or it's driving me crazy because you already have my
information. There's only like 150 bucks in
there. It's not a big deal.
You know, how much further is this going to go?
Is that going to be like for every website they have to have
my ID, you know what I mean? Versus just back there, which is
fine. Yeah, I think like Coinbase and
Robin Hood, they're kind of similar in nature.

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I think I had to upload mine to one of those accounts.
And I think that's mainly for tax purposes and for making sure
that if you do withdraw money that it's going to be to the
right person. Like if they have to send out
like AI don't know what is it 1099 or one of those tax forms
or whatnot, they're making sure that they're the right person,
they're going to send it to you and not somebody that took over

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your account and is now we're requesting all the money, the
$150.00 sent to their direct deposit account.
So I think that's why they're doing that.
So do you think social media companies will start doing that
as well? No, they already have.
Facebook has my ID, yeah. Why did they have your ID?
But did you forget your password?
One thing. Something along those lines.
And yeah, I did have to go aheadand upload it for that reason.

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Yeah, yeah. So I, I had a couple friends
that have done that as well, where they've forgot their
passwords and or an account got taken over and so they're trying
to get their account back and they have to upload a driver's
license. How did it work out for you?
Because a lot of my friends likethey have 0 left getting their
accounts back. I didn't actually took me long
at all. In fact I think it took me once.
I got notified, I sent them the information and went on a walk

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and by the time I got back on the walk I got notified that I
was back in. So it was.
It was pretty painless. That's good.
I do I currently I'm actually locked out of my Instagram
account or would can't re log inbecause I can't remember my junk
for the same reason and I'm avoiding it because they're
going to do the same exact thing.
So we'll just, we'll just wait till I have to log in.

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But there's like a good way to get around that because yeah,
like I mentioned Pornhub right now to Edwin, but I think
Pornhub and like a couple other porn companies are pulling out
of like, no pun intended there, but pulling out of like Texas,
Florida and whatnot because they're requiring people to
upload their license. So that way they can view the
website and make sure that they're over 18.

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So there are some websites goingthat way.
But if you want like an alternative, what a lot of
people are doing and what I highly suggest is doing MFA or
multi factor authentication if you're not doing it already.
And what that means is like you may or may not have to enter
your password. A lot of websites are going away
from passwords at this point now, and if you're using like an

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Apple device or whatnot, you caneither use your face to log in
or use your fingerprint to log into a website.
If your fingerprint is tied to the e-mail address that you're
signing in with, so that takes away from the password.
Also, on top of that, what I have and I use for like all my
logins is an authenticator app. So once you log into a website,

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it'll say pop up authenticator either through Google or through
Microsoft, and it'll present youwith a number that you have to
type in. And that number is very unique.
So if somebody else has it, it'snot going to work.
They can't type in like it's usually A6 digit number from
what I've seen. For the most part, you type that
in after you put your fingerprint or password if

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you're still doing that, and that just gives you another
layer of security there. So yeah, I, I got a UB key right
here, which is the same thing where you log in.
It literally needs my fingerprint and tada.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, it's just a little bit
more secure. I think more people should do
it. I know a lot of people kind of

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get relaxed with their password and I think that's fine.
But in most cases, from what I've seen anyways, people use
that same password over and overand over and over again on
various types of websites. So when your account gets
compromised on put on the dark web, then there's people that I
investigate that actually will go onto the dark web and they'll

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find those passwords and they know that you probably use them
like for Amazon for your e-mail and whatnot.
So they'll log in there hoping that you don't have two factor
authentication and you can just quickly log on to their websites
or to their e-mail. And then once they log on to
your e-mail and they have that access, then they could just go
through your e-mail, see what accounts you have in there, what

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accounts e-mail you. If you have a bank number or
bank account and they e-mail youto say, OK, you're part of Bank
of America, but I'm going to click on forget password.
They're going to send me a temporary password and then I'm
going to use that temporary password to log into your
account. Now if you don't have two factor
authentication set up, you may never know until it's too late,
right? So that's why I always try to

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tell people multi factor authentication all the time
because 1 password compromise means a lot of accounts of yours
are going to be compromised as well.
I get notices daily where someone is my, my password went
on a list and people tried against my Microsoft account, my
Gmail account, and I get the thing we're saying.
Here's your temporary pass or your temporary code.

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I'm like, yeah, it wasn't me, but it's, you see, it's working.
So I'm like, all right. Yeah, yeah.
So it does help. I think that's really important
what you're saying with two factor, especially for older
generations that don't understand.
Mom. And I mean.
I thought you're looking at Edwin.

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My mother, she's on her phone because the old people are
getting, they're on their phoneslike crazy.
And I don't think they understand the security or if
they have proper security software or things like that.
And I have quite a few customersthat have been hacked because
they don't really understand what they need to be doing that.
Oh, my iphone's working, you know.
Well, you know, I just want to FaceTime with my grandson, you

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know? You mean the password?
Password is not secure. It's not, it turns out.
All right. We got to move on to the next
segment there, Christopher. I was just going to say this
reminds me of that Dave Chappelle stand up where he said
that they asked for identification.
He had to show his butt hole that was.
Anybody else hear that one? No, no.

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Starfish, I think you dreamed that.
No look for it. It's under killing me softly.
He's like the police pulled me out, pulled me over.
I had to show him my butt hole. That's.
Your Pornhub reputations right there showing.
Chappelle, All right, those are better.
All right, go ahead. We got, we got moments,
movements, movements with Lindsay.

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We just have messages actually. Messages Messages with Lindsay.
All right, so we got a couple ofcomments on Spotify, all from
Energizer Liz. So on our 6th listener Lenny,
she said just a thought, if Lindsay doesn't want or need an
explanation of shows or people she doesn't know, let's respect
her decision on that. Thanks, so that's my alt account

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talking over there. Wait, that's like half of our
original content is asking you stuff whether you know it or
not. Yeah, yeah.
So the she's thinking of me because she's thinking of my
editing time. Also from Energizer, Liz from
the Lisa Mae episode. I love Lisa Mae.
She said strawberry covered chocolates, LOL.

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Unless that's a thing, I've onlyhad chocolate covered
strawberries. OK.
And then on our TAD episode, what a great episode.
I was always a big TAD fan him. So thank you, Energizer Liz for
your. Messages.
And for your support of me. I was listening to the TAD

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episode. He does it.
Is it me or does he sound like Jed the Fish?
A little bit, actually. I kind of can hear that, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I was listening. I was like, sounds just like Jed
press in peace. But yeah, I don't know, just
like to put that out there. I could see that all.
Right, what we got next? Next up is the flashback.

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Hello and welcome to a very special flashback.
Because I'm going to introduce you now flashbacks.
And no flashbacks. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. OK, so this week it's this is a
little different. I haven't listened to these

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because I have surpassed the week that was.
I'm getting listener Edwin has sent me some things, so let's
give it a listen you. Roll bro rolling rolling 321 if
you don't mind. I would begin at the beginning.
It's a new day, let's get going 123456.

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If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016.It'll be the first time 2
presidents have had sex with each other.
The person who would proofread Hitler's.
Speeches was a grammar Nazi. If your shirt isn't tucked into
your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

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Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a
doctor's appointment. If humans could fly, we would
consider it exercise and never do it.
And now? Let's turn on the television
radio set and see what's on the.Air.
Our feature presentation. Those are some good thoughts.
Some deep breaths tell you that right now.

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And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
It's weird to see people jump from.
I'm not positive what the answeris to.
It must be, you know, infallibleword of God or, you know, and
terrorists, you know, situationsor UFOs.
You go, it's unidentified, so itmust be alien.

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You go. No, it's just maybe a question
that we'll never know the answerto.
That was a moment with Kevin. How?
How much time did you? Spend thinking about that moment
with over the weekend, Kevin. So I spent quite a bit.
I knew you did. And you tweeted it.
I did. And I got a lot of a lot of
response from people who found that very funny.

(28:23):
Enjoyed that? Yes.
I don't know. I listen to that and I go, they
must have like really they must have edited together like 5
different things because I just kept switching from topic to
topic. I know that's not what happened.
Right, but it had to have been what happened because there's no
possible way that what you just heard happened.
That was just dream of consciousness, right is all that

(28:45):
was. And then it did did actually
happen. Well, we had one listener who
was. Terrified that it made perfect
sense to him. And he realized.
That he's got a problem. What's wrong with me that I
followed it completely? Yeah, I'll tell you.
Judge yourself as if that sounded normal to you.
Then you're in trouble. Exactly.
They play that clip endlessly. As they should.

(29:08):
To the point I haven't memorizednow I ended up saying it to my
poor wife the other day in the car and she was just compute
confused. I thought I was having a stroke.
My, my kids are having like a running moment with a list of
everything that I've said. And I'm slowly turning into that

(29:29):
like where I just say the wrong thing or I say something that's
completely off. And I mean example, I went on a
cruise like 2 years ago and I called the house steward Clevis
for the whole week and his name was Clyde.
And I only. Found that.
Out. I only found that out when we

(29:49):
were like off boarding and I sawhim and I looked at his name
tag. I was like quiet, what the heck?
And like I was like thinking. I was like, I called him Clevis
all week and he never corrected me.
And for whatever reason I thought that was his name.
So they bring that up all the time.
They bring up so many things of mine.
I don't know what's happening tomorrow, but I think it's mid
40 bring. That's the only thing, yeah.

(30:09):
You're raising him well. All right, next one.
Hey Lister, Edwin wrote in regarding our buddy Brad
Williams report of what it was like to have breakfast with Bean
at IHOP. Yes, with him molesting all the
joggers with his eyes in his clown car.
Edwin recommends next Big K Rockcontest Breakfast with Bean.

(30:32):
I like it. Not a concert, but one or two
lucky listeners get to have breakfast with Bean.
I would so do that. So I'm announcing right now
breakfast. With bean.
Is on we are doing it. I think that's right.
Your reason why you should have breakfast with bean?
Send it to [e-mail] I. Think somebody else should
handle the incredibly? True yeah let it's breakfast

(30:53):
with bean at There's no contest we're not doing the contest do
the contest we will pick the best responses we get to that
and then we will we'll talk to the top five I.
Like it on. The air and then one lucky
winner and a guest will get to go to Bean's house and have
breakfast. I like it.
I like it would. Like to point out that it is.
Bon Brad Williams was heavily vetted for five years before I

(31:16):
agreed to have breakfast. With him so I'm not having
breakfast with some random. To.
You listeners spending some timewith.
Being I just heard the words it's on so I don't know what
argue. What are you arguing about?
There's no coming back from it'son.
Oh, sure it's on. It's like I've been threatened
to a dance battle. Once it's on, what are you gonna
do? Right.
It just can't go off. No it's on.

(31:37):
There's no it's off, no answers that because there is no such
thing. I thought there was some sort of
an on off switch. Maybe we could just click it
like tear off the light once it's on dude.
It is on. I don't like it.
Who wants to go have breakfast as beans?
Oh God, that. 'D be hilarious.
Well, yeah, I love pancakes. I'll do it.

(31:57):
Yeah, that was a Tuesday, and Brad Williams was in and he told
the story. He went to visit Bean and I
thought, you know what, they should have breakfast with Bean.
And I emailed Ralph like the next break.
He read that and they ran with that for like a couple weeks.
I'm thought, Oh my God, they're going to do it.
That would have been the highlight of my life.
They should have did it but had Sam, the Armenian comedian meet

(32:20):
him. Yes.
Or me. It was my idea.
True, I would. Would the pancakes have butt
holes in them? Remember, he was talking about
them. It was a belly button.
It was. A belly button.
Oh, belly button it. Was a belly button.
Why do we got to go back to? Butt.
Holes all right, it's. A theme running theme.

(32:41):
Can you hack Christopher's brainand take butt holes out of it?
Farts and poop as well, please. That's that's like half of our
material. Come on now, that's the other.
Exactly half my editing job. You know, like the flashbacks,
The Do you remember Bean's blog?Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So I was the one, and I don't know if you guys remember this

(33:03):
or not, but I created a petitiononline to for Bean to not stop
his blog because he was talking about stopping it at one point.
And so I created this petition and like all these people
started signing it. It started like going like into
the hundreds of people. And so they brought me on air to
talk about it. I don't remember what year it
was, but it's kind of like a flashback that just popped into

(33:24):
my mind right now. Bean recently spoke about how he
lost all access to those blogs because he lost ownership of
those websites. He was trying to figure out how
to recover those back. Yeah, cuz weren't they all with
his? Weren't they with his K Rock
account being at krock.com? Yeah, I think so.

(33:45):
But he was all he also just let him lapse.
I think he was paying for some of them and he just let it let
it go. Remember he was collecting
websites for people that didn't have websites.
Yes, young, hot and asian.com. I remember that. 1 exactly.
Yeah. You guys know the conversation
stoppers. So now what's the next clip?
Oh, sorry, here we go, A. Lot of people emailing, sending

(34:07):
me phone calls, tweets, everything.
Yes, we will be giving you details next week about the
Breakfast with Bean contest thatwe're having.
That's not happening. There is no breakfast at.
Bean, it was an offhanded remarkfor you made support.
It seems like it isn't happening.
We'll send you up to their Seattle.
You'll have breakfast at IHOP with Bean.
And he will. Pick up the task.
When I left yesterday there was somebody outside the fence with
a sign that said. I want my buckwheat stack no?

(34:32):
Is that what it I used to look for?
Bean when I was in Seattle when we go to IHOP, Never saw him.
All right, here's here's more about it.
We came up with what I think is a genius plan.
I believe it was Ralph's plan yesterday that we're going.

(34:52):
To that we. Are going to give away for A1
lucky listener breakfast with Bean and he's very excited about
it very well. Hello I, I, I I want to go.
Enter the contest to have breakfast with.
Bean, you know why I've got a book?
It's got nothing but maps, Yes, and I have breakfast at IHOP

(35:14):
every Tuesday also. Oh, I've also got a book full of
lists we could look at. At one time I saw a pretty girl
and I said hello and she slappedme, so we have that in.
Common. So please enter me in the I want
to have breakfast with bean contest.
Thank you. Bean, you could find your new
best friend. That's right.
You don't know. I'm all filled up over here.

(35:34):
Yes. With what?
With what You're like watching the NASA channel, which doesn't
exist anymore. I don't know what you do with
your time, but that wasn't the only person interested.
Bean, you mother, I want to I want to have.
Breakfast with you. Little sexy, little scary.

(35:55):
Yeah. I don't know which way to go
with that. It would be fun.
Another person interested what? Definitely want to have
breakfast with bean. Definitely want to have
breakfast with Bean. IHOP on Tuesdays, right?
IHOP on Tuesdays. Definitely want to have IHOP on
Tuesdays. Then Bean can be my wing man.
Definitely Bean's going to be mywing man because I can't pick up
girls as smoothly as he can. I don't know what to say, but he

(36:15):
knows what to say. You're pretty definitely say
you're pretty definitely. Say you're pretty.
So I want to have breakfast withbean.
Definitely want to have breakfast with bean.
Yeah, it sounds like a lot of fun.
Two of those calls were Edwin. Yeah.
Yes, that's my Rain Man in. Prison.
For those of you out there, it'sfunny.

(36:37):
My sister called me. She goes, was that you?
Because she was driving around and my nephew's like, hey, I
think that's Uncle Eddie right there.
She's like, yeah, that was. Him so proud, so proud.
I was proud. All right, nicely done.
So that's it for the flashbacks.All right, here we go.
You had to pee on it when you want her to put out your

(37:04):
podcast. We got.
What? About the planet.
Moon. What about the?
Planet. Does.
Abraham Lincoln live up there with JFK.

(37:26):
Let's start off with a moment with Kevin.
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin. 106.7 K Rock is
KROQ. This is Kevin Beidler, Kevin
Ryder. What is up?
Party people. That was a moment with Kevin.
I have never heard him mess up his own name.

(37:46):
I've heard him mess up everything, but not his own.
Everything else but. Why not?
All right, Speaking of Kevin in the afternoon, let's talk about
him going to Oasis. It was goosebumps.
It was incredible and I didn't hear it coming or sense it
coming, but I felt a body land on top of me and I was so

(38:12):
shocked. I didn't know what was going on.
I was on the floor but there wasn't really a pit.
And I turned and looked at the guy and he had his knee on my
shoulder and my first thought was this guy's crowd surfing and
is about to fall to his death. I need to help hold him up.
And then he kicked me in the face and I thought I don't need

(38:33):
to hold him up and I looked to see what the hell is happening
and this guy is just drunk off his ass.
He was just going on his own andjumping on top of me.
I punched him as hard as I couldto get him off and I shoved with
both hands and he fell to the floor of the cement and I

(38:54):
thought what just happened? That was the craziest 4 seconds
of my life and did I kill him? And that dude jumped up and
started high fiving his friends like none of it ever happened.
I don't think he was just drunk.I think there was more to it.
You know, Kevin's like what, 6, four or something?

(39:16):
He's really tall, so to be up onhis neck Also, who does that at
an Oasis concert? I I don't think Oasis is the.
That's the ACT. Yeah, that's the ACT, man.
Yeah. That's a punk show move, not an
Oasis move. Yeah.
I was, I was at that Oasis show and it was pretty wild in the

(39:37):
floor. I wasn't in the floor.
I was a little bit up, but looking down.
I had never seen a crowd like that before.
People were just like throwing water all over the place, just
like you just see streams of water coming from people.
You see the crowd moving forward, back, jumping up and
down the old concert. I, I never thought I'd see
something about her Oasis. And sure enough at the Rose Bowl

(39:59):
that day, and I went the same day he did, it was pretty wild.
The floor was pretty wild. Were you the one jumping on his
neck? Was that you?
Yeah. Yeah, Well, why do you think
that is? I mean, it's Oasis.
It's not a punk band. It's not.
It's 2025. I feel like that's just normal.
I thought they were trying to get out, They're trying to

(40:19):
leave. That wouldn't me jumping over.
By the way, that was a lot that happened in 4 seconds there that
Kevin said. Right.
OK, let's go to oh, he did a story of a well, he did a story
I think will be used on a different podcast.
It was a massive haul of pantiesfrom a prolific pervert.

(40:40):
I did have to record that. There's no way I would be able
to say that live. For time, I'm not going to play
the whole clip. Basically some guy was stealing
underwear, but I heard him say this and thought that would be a
perfect tongue twister. Tuesday.
Massive haul from a prolif of panties from a prolif.
I can't even get it out now. I think I'm going to send it in.
To name of my new album. Oto have a bunch of women's

(41:04):
panties in his bedroom drawer. This might have been Dodo.
It was a guy in Japan and he, ifyou listen to Kevin's in the
afternoon and I'm going to spareLindsay, he stole a bunch of
them. And when the police caught him,
he admitted to stealing them. He's like, I have hundreds of
them at my apartment. And he had them all sorted out
by color. And it was, it was definitely

(41:26):
creepy. I would have thought it was
Edwin, but he was in Japan. Let's go over to Not Today.
Jen went out to visit her niece and it was her birthday.
And so she did something for herbirthday party.
She dressed up as Elsa. And this is part of her
adventure with that. So I was sitting there as Elsa
and all the kids obviously wanted to sit on my lap and take
pictures. Sure.
And this one kid sat on my lap and ripped the biggest, wettest

(41:50):
fart you've ever. Heard how old was the kid like?
4. They haven't learned not to do
that yet. I don't know.
It was just, I was like, oh. Hello.
You really let it go. That's going to stay in this
dress. I believe he owns you now.
It was a little girl, but I was just like, oh, oh, what was

(42:14):
that? She just looked back at me and
she goes. My butt sneezed.
Well, God bless you that's. Exactly what I said I was like,
oh God bless you. Like my little Prince, you need
a. Tissue.
Several tissues. You're going to need several.
Tissues. We need a new bathing.
Suit. Probably a roll of tissues.
Close the rest of the day. Jen needs one of those gaskets

(42:38):
for for her lap the next time she does that.
Those toilet seat gaskets, I don't know what they're called,
the little paper Shields. Anyhow, it it did lead to a nice
touching moment later that day when she heard back from her
sister. She might have a touch of the
tism. A touch.
So anyways, she would not let mego.
Like she was like obsessed with me as Elsa.

(42:58):
As Elsa, Yeah, not as Aunt Jen. Aunt Jen can get fucked, but as
Elsa? And Jen likes weird sandwiches.
As Elsa was obsessed and like was like just holding my finger
the whole time or like sitting on my lap or like cuddled up
right next to me. Like would not let me out of her
sight as Elsa. And at the end of the day, my

(43:18):
sister sent me this video when they'd gone back to their house
and the party was over, they were asking her they were like
Maddie. They were like, who's this?
And she was pointing to the dolland Maddie, like, lit up.
And she goes, Elsa, Elsa, right?And she goes.
You gave my daughter a new word today.
Well, that's awesome. And she was like, you gave my
daughter speech today and she was like, I am in tears.

(43:39):
That's awesome. Yeah, and I was like, well, I'll
put on all the shitty wigs you want if it gives your daughter a
vocabulary. But yeah, she was talking about
how her niece has autism, not really fully diagnosed yet, but
she's not really verbal and so dressing up as Elsa gave her her
words. So nice story.
Nice. We'll turn around there for

(44:00):
Lindsay. Let's go over to OK the Ralph
report. They had a listener call in and
or yeah I guess call in and senda picture.
Oh, I saw that picture, man. Yeah.
Thanks, Jennifer, for sending usthat photo of your No, no, no,
thank you. Your geographic tongue.
No, thank you, Jennifer. That was lovely.
I don't want to be CC Ed on stuff like that.
Oh, didn't you get it? I'll send.

(44:21):
It to you? No, I said I don't want TV.
I did. Got it coming, coming your way.
I'll send it to you again. No, no, no.
I thought it was interesting. It was fascinating.
I looked at it for half a secondyesterday.
We talked about Kate McKinnon having a geographic tongue.
And so Jennifer, one of our Garmin members, said, oh, I have
AI have a geographic tongue. And she sent along a photo of it

(44:44):
and it was fascinating. It just looks painful to me.
That's what bothers me. It looks like it would be
painful. She said she sent a message in
on the Rough Report hotline thatsometimes certain foods will
trigger her tongue and she doesn't know which ones will do
it. She had the pineapple once and

(45:05):
she instantly like it was like fire on her tongue and her
tongue swelled because. Geographic tongue, you guys can
look it up. I'm not even going to try and
describe it, but it messes up your taste buds.
It messes up your tongue and it's apparently.
Pretty gross. I was gonna say I was way off on
that. I thought it was when you're you
could move your tongue into a shape of a state or something

(45:28):
like that. Right make it Florida makes way
more sense that's. What geographic tongue?
That's what it means. But well, yeah, that's weird.
What how it was described by Ralph is that parts of your the
skin on your tongue and taste buds peel off.
It's kind of like you they just peel off.
And so when you stick your tongue out, it's colored almost

(45:49):
like a map. So there's like different shapes
cuz it's like some of it's white, some of it's pink, some
of it's redder and more tender. So Kate Mckinnon's tongue just
sheds basically. And so listener gender too.
Very weird. Let's go over to other weird
oddities. Polydactyl Cats.

(46:10):
Because yesterday Queen Jay was going on and on about cats with
six fingers. 6 finger cats. Yeah.
And I thought she had lost. Yeah, just one of her.
You know loop de loo thought it was.
It was the meds kicking in, the the bad reaction to the meds.
First of all, that she thought cats had fingers.
And then there was some that hadsix fingers on one hand because

(46:30):
cats have hands too, I guess. But a lot of people pointed me
in the direction of what she wasreferring to.
And six toed cats are very much a thing and are very associated
with famous author Ernest Hemingway, which is how we
started talking about the thing in the 1st place.
They are known as and I literally had no knowledge of

(46:53):
this. Before literally.
Because of cats. She's Oh my word, she got the
magic. Ernest Hemingway cat, Literally,
literally cats. I had no, I had no prior
knowledge to this phenomenon, but Ernest Hemingway was a huge
fan of what are known as polydactyl cats, polydactyl cat,

(47:16):
polydactyl cats. Why did you make a call noise?
Pterodactyl. Oh my God, Polydactyl.
I may not go forward with this story.
He was apologizing and then Queen Jay ruined it.
Apparently polydactyl cats were famous with sailors.
They were on ships catching micewith their six or seven or 20

(47:40):
something toes on their paws. Weird.
I had one when I lived in Southern California.
We named them Mittens. Nice.
I have met one before. Someone had one and it is kind
of interesting to see. They have like a catcher's Mitt
for a paw. Yes, big circle.
All right, let's go over to an RAP.

(48:01):
An obituary. Sad news, the final star of the
TV series Alice has passed away.Actress Polly Holiday, better
known as Flo on Alice, is dead at the age of 88.
There's one of the all time great catch phrases.
Oh, you got that right. People still say it today
without even knowing what the hell it means.
Kiss my grits. Yeah, kiss my grits.

(48:24):
Loved that show. Well.
What do you think her grits actually were?
Her asshole. Same thing.
I call them a biscuits you. Don't think it could be ass
cheeks. I think they're.
I think she was dirty. Flow was dirt.
She worked at a truck stop. Come on.
But she chews the wrong thing because grits are so like lumpy.
It's like diarrhea. Like what do you say?
Comes right out of your butt hole.
Maybe she's not well. I think biscuits.

(48:46):
Flow is unwell. Oh, because my.
Biscuits. Yeah, kiss my biscuits.
Sounds like. Boobies.
You'd want to kiss those. You'd invite me to kiss your
biscuits. I'm all over them.
I'm buttering your biscuits. Wow.
With my homemade butter. I've realized my problem.
My problem is I listened to too much Ralph report.
I think that's what's going on. Way to ruin that obituary.

(49:10):
All right, let's go over to 3/4 Human Podcast, Jim Rose Circus,
Circus Sideshow, anybody, anybody familiar with that?
No. Hear that?
No, I remember them from Lollapalooza days like 1991.
Seeing them perform and it. Lindsay should go.
Lindsay should find them and go.They are the grossest thing I've

(49:34):
ever seen. It worked, my fragile little
mind. Anyhow, here's Kevin's
interaction with him. You guys know the Jim Rose
Circus sideshow? No.
No, I totally remember them. Yeah, that was like I never saw.
Them they like, they like eat glass and swallow it and then
it's not throw up, but they bring it back up.
It's bizarre. And they one time they came in

(49:55):
studio and Jim Rose said, hey, there's something that we do
with radio hosts and you put an apple in your mouth.
And then he had a chainsaw with him and he takes a chainsaw and
he carves AK for, in my case, for Kevin in the apple.
So I was like, I have to do thisIf everybody else does it, I

(50:17):
look like a lame asshole. So give me the apple.
I put it in my mouth. The chainsaw is close enough
that you can't even focus on it with your eyes.
Oh my. And I was.
Scared out of my mind. And he just did AK in the apple
and I was like, everybody else does that.
And he said no, I didn't say anyone did it, just no one's

(50:39):
done it. It'd be nice.
And I was like, are you kidding me?
You made it seem like everybody did.
Was that his first time ever doing it?
I mean, if they'd never actuallydone it before.
That's what scares me more because and he was just.
I don't. Know, I mean that's very ballsy
of him too because we're a little flip no OK, I mean.
I feel like it's my face. That was amazing.

(51:03):
Kevin fell for that one hard. Let's go over to the quiz on a
cup of tea in a chat and then Ali's Kevin. 2:00 to 1:00.
Alley and Ally's turn again, this time possibly for the win.
Yes, Ally. Which planet in our solar system
is known as the Morning Star or the Evening Star based on how it

(51:25):
appears in the night sky? The great thing about this
question is there's only 7 guesses you can make, so you got
a chance at it even if you just wildly stabbed.
Well, you can see the moon in the night time and the daytime.
I'm not sure how that's relevant.
We're talking about planets, butgo ahead, Moon.
'S not a planet. Yeah, you just told me that the

(51:48):
moon's not a planet. What is fucking wrong with me?
I was going to say moon. So just Ant me.
Oh. My but you.
Didn't say moon so you can. Still take a guess.
But no, I can't because you led the witness, so I'm.
I'm you're going to say moon. Then this is an opportunity for
Susie to steal and tie this gameup.
Jupiter. Jupiter.

(52:11):
The answer is Venus, but also Kevin said the sun was the
largest planet in our solar system, which it's perfect,
perfect. Like Kevin and Ally are so good
together, the science they both they both don't know planets.
I thought it'd be your anus, but.
Hello. Hello.

(52:33):
All right, that concludes the podcast roundup.
Ally, what did you think of thisroundup?
Back to. You, Eddie Pence, any kind
words? I would have fucking punted that
right out the window. There you go.
Thank you. Now, now, it's the week that was

(52:53):
with Edwin Press. The button, my friend, send me
back into time. Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he's
a funny. Man, Edwin's funny pretty much
every time. Funny, funny man.
It's a new day, you can have thePower feature presentation.

(53:14):
12/20/14 Would you like to touchthat you see?
Yes, yes I would. Would you like to?
Bingo. Bingo indeed.
That's the second time we playedthat drop.
But it's so good. That's why I'm doing the week

(53:34):
that was September 8 to 12/20/14.
That's from a movie called Samurai Cop, a legendarily bad
slash, great movie. So the reason it came up is
because they were doing a Kickstarter, and so Ralph
brought it to everyone's attention.
Here's Ralph playing a few clipsfrom Samurai Cop.
They're going to take down the cocaine bust of this Japanese

(53:56):
gang, the Cortana gang, this very dangerous Japanese
organized crime family. And there's a cocaine bust going
down. But he needs the help of Peggy,
who is another cop who flies in helicopter.
She's a, she's a helicopter cop.She's a cop copter cop.
And Peggy is a very beautiful blonde busty helicopter cop who

(54:17):
also is a bit of a. Slut.
OK, sleeps with a lot of people on the police force, all right,
including Joe, the samurai cop, although he's only been here a
week from San Diego. I don't know how she had the
time, but here they are, chasingthe bad guys and then working a
little flirting at the end, too.Peggy.
Peggy, you hear me? Yeah, Frank, I can hear you.

(54:39):
Watch for the boat. There's lots of boats in the
Marina, how am I supposed to know which one's carrying the
coat? Just keep an eye on the van,
Peggy. Well informed.
There's a large suitcase full ofcoke in the back.
They're going to make the swamp.Somewhere in the Marina.
Just stick close to him, OK? Joe.
Keep it up. Oh, it's up and ready.
You just keep. It warm.
It's. Warm.

(55:01):
And ready. Come on, it's up and ready.
You just keep it warm. That is not real.
Warm and ready Joe, I'll have sex with you later.
He does. The minute the bus is over, he
goes to the Peggy's house and has sex with her.
You got to do what you got to do.
Just watch like the 1st 15 minutes of the show of the
movie. It's spectacular.
It's just amateurish. It's weird.

(55:22):
The dialogue is stilted. The editing will blow your mind.
Bingo. And the wigs.
The wigs. The wigs.
Too. Well, let's go to that other
clip that we played. Let's let's play it four Times
Now. This is a samurai cop flirting
with the nurse. Do you like what you see?
I love what I see. Would you like to touch what you
see? Yes, yes I would.

(55:44):
Would you like to go out with me?
Yes, I would. Would you like to?
Bingo. Well, then let's see what you've
got. Yeah.
Doesn't interest me. What?
Nothing there. Nothing there, just exactly what
would interest you. Something the size of a jumbo
jet. Have you been circumcised?

(56:08):
What? Yeah, I have.
Why? Well, your doctor must have cut
a big portion of it off. No, he he was a good doctor.
Good doctors make mistakes too. That's why they buy insurance,
hey. What about you?
Don't worry, I got enough. It's big.
I want bigger. Yeah, yeah, that kind of snappy,

(56:29):
sexy dialogue that's. Like that's worse than porn
dialogue. No, it's so crisp.
It's like it's such good actors and actresses.
Watching a British farce. Yeah, I think there's a scene
like that in Downton Abbey. That's what I heard.
In that movie, aren't they waiting on a witness to come out
of a coma? When that happens, she just
walks in and says that. Yeah, pretty much.

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Well, he was burned. And they're like, well, can he
talk? Well, he can't talk.
His lips are burned. And yeah, they're standing right
outside the door talking like that.
Very interesting, The whole story.
Look it up. Samurai Cops.
Amazing. You'll love it.
Now, the great thing about live radio is that you can get these
people on. So they had Matt Hannan, who

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played Samurai Cop? Come on.
Let's talk about the phenomenon that has become Samurai Cop 25
years later. In your wildest imagination, did
you ever think this was possible?
Oh, absolutely not. I couldn't believe.
I mean, I watched it from a distance and always thought I
have the only VHS copy. And then to see YouTube come to
fruition and then all of a sudden it just grew and grew.

(57:34):
And it's ridiculous. From what I understand, they
found a print of it in, like, a storage facility or something a
couple years ago, and that's when it started circulating
again, Right? Yeah.
Greg Hotsonaka, the director here of the sequel, was shooting
a completely different film. And his leading actress stumbled
into a little storage room, and there were some canisters, and
she dusted them off and it said Samurai Cop.
And Greg was familiar with seeing little bits and pieces on

(57:58):
YouTube and just absolutely was beside himself.
And so he meticulously fit the negative and read it and
digitally remastered it. See See all the like glory in
Sharp focus now, even on Blu-raycoming out.
It's coming out on Blu-ray. What did how did you look at it
at the time? Did you think classic?

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Did you think, oh, this isn't asgood as I hoped?
Did you think this is terrible? Did you think it's OK?
What did you? What was your opinion?
Well, yeah, initially when the mirror, you know, hired me for
the part, it was I was ecstatic as, you know, an up and coming
actor thinking, oh great, I get to be the lead in the film and I
got, you know, throughout the whole thing I'll be able to get
some good footage and then maybepartly let you know that into

(58:38):
more work. And of course, as it unfolded
day by day, we started realizingslowly what we what we had
gotten ourselves into. So you knew at the time you were
filming a Turkey? Well, yeah.
Because he initially told me because I read a lot of the
dialogue. And as you go, it was absolutely
ridiculous. Amir had written it verbatim and
he wanted it spoken that way. And we're all saying, well, we
wouldn't say certain things likeson of a bitches and Fujiyama.

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And he just said, right. He just said do it as I said.
So yeah, we just, we had fun with it.
You try to just give respect to the director.
Now, Amir is Persian, right? So his, his English was not his
first language. Yes, Correct.
Right. So that's why some of the
dialogue sounds very sort of oddand stilted.
Yes, a lot of things were lost in transition.
Was this, was this at the time, something that you hoped you

(59:21):
could hide and would go away andyou never have to talk about
again? Absolutely.
Like I said, I just thought no one will see this and because if
we never read, there was never atheatrical released anything and
Amir barely I got the copy that I got actually had a time code.
So I didn't think he sold it at the AFM.
He went to the film Mart and tried to sell it.
I just thought no people. I mean, if you look at it, not

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looking at it as we all do now, you would just go, Oh my God,
this is a horrible piece of crapand you wouldn't even buy it.
But you didn't. But you wouldn't have realized
just how bad it was, which makesit genius.
Well, that's the that's the magic.
That's why I keep trying to telleverybody to tell Matt you're
the star of the movie. I said no, the actual star of
this movie is a mirror because it is his writing, his editing,
his, you know, all the the wig. Everything that happened was,

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you know, his creative accidental genius.
Yeah. Let's talk about the wig just
briefly. Matt, you did have a wonderful
mane of flowing. Ebony hair in that film.
But apparently you went off at the end, that of the the
principal shooting and cut all your hair off and then had to
come back and do some reshoots, right?
Yeah, correct. We spent, I don't know, six
months doing it. And then Amir said, OK, we're
done. We've done all the dubbing and

(01:00:24):
reshoots. And three months went by.
And then he called me back in January 91.
And I went to his office and he just slipped out because I had
cut my hair and I was shooting new headshots.
My agent thought, you know, let's get a different look.
And it just absolutely floored him.
And he put a wig on you that looks kind of like the hair
Jacqueline Smith had in Charlie's Angels in the 70s.
Yes, we just went immediately toHollywood Blvd.

(01:00:46):
He I believe he grabbed the veryfirst wig he could find.
Very nice. Yeah, Matt Hannan had a good
sense of humor about the whole thing.
And Samurai Cup 2 was funded by Kickstarter, and Ralph paid
extra to be in it. He's in it.
Great story. Watch that movie.
It's it's, it'll blow your mind.I just bought the special

(01:01:08):
edition after I heard Ralph talking about it and I really
enjoyed it. Trixie, do you like stuff like
that? You must like weird strange
movies like that, right? I've never heard of that one,
actually, Yeah. Way to listen to our podcast,
Trixie. He was busy saving the world.
He didn't have time to listen tous.

(01:01:29):
I've never seen it. I see.
And then I heard you guys talking about Ghostbusters like
a week or two ago maybe, and never seen that one either.
So I haven't seen a lot of movies.
It's kind of sad. You haven't seen Ghostbusters.
It's a little movie. Not a lot of people saw it.
There's a ghost blowjob. Yeah, I haven't seen a lot of

(01:01:50):
good movies. My friends always ridiculed me
for that. Well, you sound like a kind of
guy that would like bad movies. Have you seen bad movies like
Mystery Science Theater? They made fun of that stuff.
I bet you'd like that show. Never saw that either.
I like casino man and casino man.
Could be, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Frazier, right? Anything with Poly sure is a bad

(01:02:13):
movie, you're right. I have Poly, sure.
Let's move on. Let's see why Kevin is in 2
Halls of Fame. I'm Ralph Garman, and I've got
Brickleberry for you. Oh, we're giving away
Brickleberry. We should, I think we.
Oh, OK. I think we messed that up.
My bad. Do you have it?
You do it. I do.
How about you do it? A pair of passes to the
Brickleberry Season 3 premiere party.

(01:02:34):
Season 3 of Brickleberry premieres on Tuesday, September
18th, 1616 10:30 PM on Comedy Central.
We owe somebody some money, I think.
That went well. We'll take 5 callers right now.
1-800-520-1061 Caller. Good, Kevin.

(01:02:55):
I can't go from. I can't really do memory.
Have you guys noticed you were reading?
It yeah, it wasn't. Really.
You were reading. I wasn't that's.
Not memory. If you're looking at the paper
and reading it, it's not memory.It's not memory, Kevin.
Reading is not memory. Was he just holding the paper?
What's that? Yeah, just hold.

(01:03:15):
It was like Brickleberry season.510 callers, night beaten.
And two. Yeah, but he only got like 75%
of that ad wrong. I think they had to refund the
money to the advertiser. Was it was like the the Sickle
story where he had the wrong sheets and he just was making it
up? Huh.

(01:03:35):
That's what it was like. The Kevin and being a Rokie
where he was reading the lyrics but still couldn't get them
right. Kevin's multi talented.
That's what we're learning here.So in 2014, Ralph announced he
was going to do a new show for sci-fi Remember, he did
Sharknado, So they had a contest.
Try to guess what his new movie was going to be.

(01:03:58):
He gave you the hand. It was going to be a combination
of things like Sharktopus. Jetty in Santa Monica.
Well, mine doesn't have a a natural phenomenon but HIPAA or
porcupodipus. Porcupodipus is pretty good or.
Or hipopodiplague. Hippopot A plague?
Oh. That's good too.
That's pretty. Good.

(01:04:19):
You were good, Plague. That's awesome.
I'm hippopotami. I love it.
Wow. So, so Emily.
We go to Emily #8 yes, because this is the most terrifying one
of all. Yeah, Emily, hi.
Hi, what's your creature, Emily?Mine has like a force of nature
embedded in it. It's a bear mug.

(01:04:39):
Bear, mug Bear. Mug.
What's that a mixture of? Well, bear mug, of course, and
he hides in bushes and then he'll like run around and like
eat everything and drink everything in your house.
Great eats all your. Food.
It'd be terrifying. What a nightmare.
Bear mug is the worst, I like that.
That's pretty good. At the end, they have to fire
it. That's how.

(01:05:00):
That's how they get rid of it atthe end of the film.
That's the big climax. That's right.
All right, Ralph. All right.
What? Are you going to be here?
Should we pull it back? We have a.
Lot of you. We have Roach Quake on hold.
That's James. Wow, actually Kyle at line 1 is
the closest one so far. Well that's very close.
He's only missing one element. Let's go to Kyle then.
Hi, Kyle. What up Popozal, Lisa, Mary.

(01:05:22):
Popozal, what is your guess? This is Kenny's.
Oh, I'm sorry. Wow.
Tarant. Avalanchula.
Avalanchula. Avalanchula.
I'll have you know Kyle, that is2.
That is, that is 2 out of the. 3So Tarantula is one of them.
Avalanche is one of those, Tarantula is the other.
One OK, All right. But in this film that I'm in,

(01:05:44):
let's turn over to all the cards, I am going to be starring
in a film called Scorched, whichis where I where where I take on
a deadly creature known as the Lavalanchula lava.
The Lavalanchula, a giant spiderthat comes spilling out of a
giant avalanche of lava. Wow, when volcanoes throughout

(01:06:05):
Los Angeles start to erupt and explode.
All of the volcanoes in Los Angeles.
There's a series of major earthquakes, the volcanoes start
to rise up and lava spills out into the streets.
And in the avalanche of lava come these giant fire spewing
tarantulas. I remembered Lavalangela but I
forgot the name of the movie wasactually Scorched.

(01:06:27):
True. Truly great cinema, right up
there with Samurai Cop. But wasn't he in that with Steve
Gutenberg? That's right.
The goose. That's right.
He was very excited. The other interesting thing
about that is that it's kind of part of the Sharknado universe
because there is a scene where, what's his name?
What's that guy from Sharknado? Ian Ziering runs past him.

(01:06:51):
He's like, hey, help. And he's like, no, I got this
Sharknado thing I got to take care of.
So very interesting when you cross the streams with two weird
franchises. So did you ever see it?
Did you ever see Scorched featuring?
I did watch it when it came out.I was very excited, yeah.
OK. Was it good?
It was like Sharknado where he was tongue in cheek and just
kind of funny. OK.

(01:07:13):
Let's move on. They started talking about how
Dave always went to Disneyland, so this was great because Ralph
was doing his Mad Ralph thing and I just love the whole
segment. What's the?
Saturation point. Yeah, like at some point, you
know, I just did it two weeks ago.
Once you know one time, you'll go and.
You'll go to. Cars line and get the the

(01:07:33):
pretzel cone. With chili, Sure, that's bomb,
right? Right.
So you'll want that the next time.
So you'll go to the Corn Dog Castle and get the giant corn
dog. See Kevin, they have food and
alcohol, so he's. Basically eating his drinking
his way to Disneyland. They offer some good food, so
why not Adam having fun? Because restaurants, that's why.

(01:07:55):
That's why not. I don't know where you.
Can get a pretzel. Cone.
You know I don't either. I don't either.
And without, without a pretzel cone, where can you get a
pretzel cone with chili? Come on.
That's a good question. I don't have an answer off the
top of my head, yeah. Why would you go to the fair?
When you have Disneyland right there, I don't know if you guys,
did you guys see this story in the OC Weekly about the about
the gangs? I'm putting in air quotes,

(01:08:17):
social clubs, club I'm in my badsocial clubs.
They wear vests. They have like biker vests,
biker vest and pins and patches.It's like Sons of Anarchy with
no violence. What?
Do they do they they walk the park and make sure that people
stay in line? Yeah, they're like, they're
like. The vigilantes of Disneyland.
But no. But supposedly no violence.

(01:08:38):
They just, they'll get the security, they'll point them
out. They'll fairy dust on you.
They'll. Clean stuff off.
Like all monitors from high school, Yeah.
They're Disneyland. They're the guardian angels.
But they wear these vests that look like they're in a gang, and
they're clearly not. They're just there to protect
Disneyland. This.
Whole culture is just effed up to the ground.

(01:08:58):
I'm. Guessing that these groups of of
gang members so so to speak are social clubs are there because
Dave is there that's what I'm guessing he's drinking.
You know what happened? I'm going to throw in my trash
What makes. Your line better alcohol which
is made from Elks so. This is one of the few things I

(01:09:21):
have in common with Dave. I had to pass for years.
I used to go all the time so me and Davis and Padigo on one
thing at least, but I never could find alcohol.
Yeah, we had to sneak it in. We used to go at least to bring
a cooler and then go out of the park to the car and shotgun a
beer and go back in. And I had the handicap pass that
you could, the whole party couldcut the line.

(01:09:43):
And so we would rush onto the ride right as the beer was
hitting us and then go through and do it again.
Yeah, we got kicked out. Exactly.
OK, which park is the haunted? The big, tall haunted one that
you bounce up and down in? Not the Haunted Mansion.
The Hollywood Hotel, The Roosevelt Hotel.
That's the Tower of Terror. Yeah.
Is now in Guardians of the. Galaxy.
That was in California. That's a good one, yeah.

(01:10:06):
It was a great ride, yeah. Yeah, 2017 was the last time I
was there and yeah, people wouldjust bring a ton of alcohol
inside. Yeah, and that.
Yeah, California Adventure, you can apparently did the original
park. I don't think you can.
Oh, you can now. Oh, really?
You can they in? Yeah, there's, I forgot which

(01:10:28):
one. It was Tiana's restaurant.
I think they have drinks now. They have drinks in the cantina,
but they limit you to two and they're I mean drinks is a heavy
air quotes on the drinks, but they're good.
Have alcohol in them. I've got AI, got a drink at the

(01:10:48):
cantina. So let's move on.
Here's someone that worked at the park who emailed about guys
like Dave. I thought it was very funny.
One O 6.7 K rock is KROQ. You are listening to the Kevin
and Bean show. It is 755.
Brand new Internet roundup coming up just after the top of
the hour. And Ashley Escada from CNET will
be here talking about the Apple announcement yesterday.

(01:11:09):
And now Ralph is here with a look at the showbiz Beat I.
Don't want to rat this person out because they still work
there, but apparently the peoplewho work at Disneyland hate the
people I hate worse than I do. All the ones that show up every.
Week, yeah, they have a term forthis, this listener right to we
have a word for people like Dave, we call them.
Pass holes, which of course is not the official stance of

(01:11:32):
Disney. Not at all, but for the poor
working stiffs who are there at Disney in general, most pass
holders act how they want and these secret ways to make things
better. Usually things that are against
the park rules or at least shadyas hell, but they know just
enough not to get kicked out. I'll be a pass hole.
I don't care. You are a pass hole, you have no
choice. I work there.

(01:11:54):
The people who wear these vests with the patches are assholes to
a lot of the employees and otherguests.
Oh no, I don't know why they think they're vigilantes.
So could be worse. Could work there.
Got to deal with people like Dave all the time.
Can you imagine? That's pretty funny.
Pass holes. Yeah, I could totally see that.
The people that work there must hate those guys.

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Let's finish this up with a contest.
It was called Get on Your Nissanbecause a new Liam Neeson movie
was coming out. We're not going to play it.
I just love the contestants because they were messed up as
heck. Aaron, welcome to get on your
Nissan, hey? Kevin Nissan man, how are you?
Here's your Here's your movie. Good luck.

(01:12:37):
Of course, as will you. Oh.
We wish I was braver. If you were any braver, you'd.
Be a lioness now. I think your friends have slept
long enough, don't you? Wake up, friends, wake up.
Friends. I I want to say Schindler's
List. What the what you really do you

(01:13:00):
really want to say? That.
When you. No, I'm sorry, there's actually
the Chronicles of Narnia, but I remember the touching scene
between the little girl and the lion from Schindler's List.
I don't understand that guess. He wanted to say Schindler's.
I don't think he thought that was the answer.
I think he just wanted it that. Was just what he wanted to say.
All right, let's go to Robert inLos Angeles.

(01:13:21):
Hi, Robert. Hey.
Guys. Good, good, Robert, here's your
clip. He doesn't want anyone else to
know it's a Jew he's enjoying. Oh man.
Could. That possibly be.
Take a shot in the dark. Yeah, why don't you that just
just name a Liam Neeson film? That was you.

(01:13:46):
Know, I thought the giveaway wasall the stuff about the Jews and
wearing the stars. And the dude, they guessed it.
Just a. Second, the last guy would have
got it. And the German accent, all those
things for me say Schindler's. That was Schindler's List.
Yeah. Thank you.
Thanks. For playing for playing and get
off your knees and by the way and get the.
Hell out of here, Joe in MissionHills, hi.
Hey, Kevin, Ralph. Lisa.

(01:14:09):
Hello, you ready to get on your knees and.
I'm ready. There you go.
I'm not a good father, I'm not agood man.
I'm not hijacking this plane. I'm trying to save it.
What movie is that? Wow, I have no idea.
Pretty relatively recent. Yeah, the clue should have been

(01:14:31):
in the hijacking plane line. Don't say Schindler's List, I'll
come through the phone and punchyou right in the head.
What? Oh, you saw it.
I did see that movie. Oh my.
God and the name of the movie that you saw with Liam Neeson in
it is called. I'm sorry, Joe, non-stop.
Non-stop. I knew it, yeah.

(01:14:51):
You didn't really. Nope.
The thing the thing about that is you did was the whole
drawback. Part of the game where you
answered with it. You didn't know it.
Hello. Don't let us down, man.
We're going to play a Liam Neeson movie clip.
You have to identify it. OK.
All right. Here you go, buddy.
Down center on your anxieties. Everyone.
Keep your concentration here andnow where it belongs.

(01:15:13):
Concentration here where it belongs.
I say we give it to Diego anyways for comedy because that
was a great call. I agree.
I agree. Yeah, let's give Diego the last.
That was Star Wars Episode 1 Phantom Menace, but Schindler's
less wins you the tickets. Congratulations.
Force is strong with you, Diego.Well done, Diego.

(01:15:38):
Those guys are amazing. Wait, hold on a second, Sir.
What? What were you going to say?
Oh Trixie, please stop talking, I'm trying to figure something
out. Yeah, Trixie, stop interrupting
all the time. And that is it.
I'm done. Back to you, Steve.
Nice. Eddie, take it away and say
goodbye. Thank you for joining us on

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(01:16:23):
Yeah. All right.
Bye, everyone. Thanks, Trixie.
Thank you, Trixie. Thank you.
Appreciate it.