Seedy Business
There's nothing cozier than curling up with a seed catalog and dreaming about next year's garden. Seedy Business is a relaxing, pathologically low-stakes chat between Allison, a biologist, and Roman, just some guy, about garden seeds and how they are marketed. Listen as we struggle in vain to suppress our natural inclinations toward vocal leftism and recreational vulgarity to deliver a soothing seed experience.
Episodes
Today's topic is the purveyor of nutty pudding, one of our era's freakiest charlatans: Bryan Johnson!
Recipe for Nutty Pudding [link]
Video of Nutty Pudding Preparation [link]
Learn your own phenotypic age [link]
Score your own penile health with the International Index of Erectile Function [link]
This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.
Okay, first of all, this episode is focused on the extremely adult theme of photographs of hogs, so please use discretion. We've always tagged our pods as "explicit," but for serious this time.
We reminisce about the 2013-2018 phenomenon that was the tumblr blog Critique My Dick Pick [link]
Jesus walkin' out the tomb like... [link]
Join us as will carefully avoid violating NCAA trademark! Fill out your own Mulch Madness bracket and play along at home!
Final Bracket (spoiler alert) [link]
Jaden Smith Saays Eating Arugula Makes Him Horny [link]
Russian basketball/wrestling hybrid [link]
This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.
Oops, we did it again?
Now that's what I call music! [link]
Real, unphotoshopped picture of WOKE Lebron James wearing a thong as cited in Episode 62 [link]
This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.
Hey all. Just taking a quick breather after a couple years of unrelenting podcasting. Back at the end of June!
xo
Allison and Roman
Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.
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Allison and Roman discuss their first Social Media Influencer-founded seed catalog: MIgardener. Topics of discussion include a Bonsai tree that looks like a big ole' butt and the many tick-borne illnesses that Roman may have contracted.
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We didn't have time to record this week because we got married AGAIN (that's right, fuckers, we'll do it as often as we want and none of you can stop us). So enjoy this completely random five minutes of discarded audio from like 9 months ago or something? Back to a full episode next Friday. <3
Seedy Shorts are (usually, though not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no addit...
Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.
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Twitter: SeedyBusiness
Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
In this special Good Friday episode, Allison and Roman discuss the possible biological context for Jesus's cursing of a fig tree on his way into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday and enjoy one of our patron saint Gerald Stratford's favorite catalogs, Medwyn's of Angelsey.
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Johnny Knoxville Wrestlemania Match
Daniel Bryan, the Planet's Champion
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Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.
Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod
Twitter: SeedyBusiness
Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman discuss the cleanly designed but bafflingly Jim Davis-forward Rohrer Seeds catalog, warmly welcome the newly available beans emoji, and engage in Clowning for Jesus.
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Breaking St. Patrick's Day News! (Back to full episodes next week)
Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.
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Nuclear Anxiety, Blue Alerts, and Groypers!
Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.
Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod
Twitter: SeedyBusiness
Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman dig into the all-too-relevant wartime 1945 Schell's Quality Seeds, gifted to us by Kim, celebrate the Feast of the Yassification of Christ, and learn about a brand new plant organ!
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Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.
Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod
Twitter: SeedyBusiness
Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
I WILL NEVER JEOPARDIZE THE BEANS!
Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.
Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod
Twitter: SeedyBusiness
Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Vermont Bean Seed Company 2022 catalog
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