February 14, 2026 • 42 mins
We welcome Mom to the studio, argue about social media apps and missing passwords, and finally call Brian to hear which gym he chose and why it’s already paying off. Between ranch upgrades and a stubborn gate, we land on a simple theme: reduce friction, find momentum, lean on friends.
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SPEAKER_04 (00:08):
Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and Center.
I'm RJ.
I'm Mark.
Always Mark.
Uh so we have a very specialguest in the studio today.
Who?
That was not good.
Like, yeah, yes, we do.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
My mother's here and she uh sheshe wanted to see what we do
here and how we record this andall that stuff, so she's joining
(00:30):
us here.
Um, you son of a all right.
Uh what's different?
SPEAKER_02 (00:36):
We're both still sitting on our asses.
She's already seen that.
Yeah, but not with microphonesand microphones and headphones.
Yes.
Uh it's better than chains andwhips.
It's not actually, I can vouchfor that.
But um hold on, I'm tied up atthe moment.
SPEAKER_04 (00:52):
I'm gonna strap you down.
Duct tape.
I'm gonna use gaffer tape.
And yeah, if uh we we can talkabout my thing with duct tape
another time.
Okay, it's another time.
Let's hear it.
So this is a great introduction.
Um, so yes, my my my mom is hereon the ranch with us.
SPEAKER_02 (01:12):
So well, yeah, we had to get somebody in here good
because you know Rob wasn't thatgood last time we talked to him.
He was too energetic.
SPEAKER_04 (01:19):
But we yeah, he has more energy than both of us
because we don't that's why he'sthin.
Can you zip it for a secondhere, bud?
All right, so can I kill myselfwith this pen?
Um, so anyway, my mom is here,she's visiting from Arizona
here, so she's here on theranch.
(01:40):
Um uh for a bit, a couple weeks,a few weeks.
We'll see how it goes.
Um, and it's been super funhaving her out here, uh, doing
all kinds of fun shit.
Unfortunately, she had to meetMark and get to know him.
Uh so yeah, uh you can you canstart talking at any time now,
Mark.
SPEAKER_02 (01:56):
No, I'm pissed off.
Well, I was gonna she met me inMay.
She met me when I took you tothe airport.
So you make it sound like thefirst time like she should be I
should be thrilled.
It's like, yep, that's her.
Don't have to be pedantic.
SPEAKER_04 (02:12):
Look, it's hold let me look shut up.
It's and when you say in Maywhen I took you to the airport,
it makes it sound like thosethings were close together.
Everything about like a littlecontext, a little background for
people.
Okay, never mind.
So in May this year, yes,briefly.
Um, but the first time you evermet was upwards of 20 years ago.
Okay, yeah, it was when you tookme to the airport.
(02:34):
So I'll dispute on that.
I'm Mark.
Yes, yes, you are.
Um, yeah, so we're reallyexcited about that.
Uh at some point while she'shere, maybe you know, maybe
she'll want to actually jumpinto the conversation on the
pod.
We'll see.
But on the pot?
(02:55):
Uh no, you sound you know what Isaid.
Um on the pot.
No, we're not going back tothat.
I think last time.
Oh, you wanted me to move thewhole fucking studio into the
bathroom so you can do whateveryou're taking a shit, and we're
not gonna do that.
SPEAKER_02 (03:08):
I could watch my ticky talkies.
SPEAKER_04 (03:10):
Yeah, well, speaking of that, yeah, because I
mentioned I think last time wewere gonna talk about TikTok.
Are you gonna because well letme segue into that?
Almost every episode somethingcomes up, you're like, Oh, I'll
post a picture on our socials.
I'll post a picture on oursocials.
I'm doing a quick tally of allthe pictures you've posted on
our socials.
Carry the three.
Uh is that none?
(03:30):
Would that be none?
That would be none.
Okay.
They're invisible pictures.
Well, uh, okay.
But I just want to call you outon that.
Thank you.
A picture here, a picture there.
It wouldn't like hurt, right?
No, I want to hurt.
Okay.
No, but the TikTok thing.
Uh, again, did I give you thepassword for that and all that
(03:53):
shit?
SPEAKER_02 (03:54):
Do you have pictures posted?
Of Did I give you the password?
Did uh do I have picturesposted?
SPEAKER_04 (04:03):
I don't know.
Here's why you you know that Iwouldn't know it by that because
we talked about why I need togive you the password.
Because you watch your YouTubesand your Reels's and your Tic
Tacs, and I I've never usedTikTok and I only installed it
just recently to set up socialsfor the pod.
I just set up socials on all thedifferent things, and I cannot
(04:27):
with that app.
SPEAKER_02 (04:28):
I know because it starts playing as soon as you
open it up.
SPEAKER_04 (04:31):
Yeah.
Why do you say that?
Like it's not a big deal, it'shorrible.
Anyway, so I open it like maybeeight to ten times just to
adjust the setting, whatever.
And I I told you, I'm like, Icannot with this thing.
I can't.
Almost in tears, probably.
I can't.
I'm like, you want to do TikTok?
Like, yeah, we should do it.
(04:51):
You're doing it, buddy.
So I need to get you thepassword.
I I do though, like legit.
SPEAKER_02 (04:55):
I just wrote it down.
So I can't?
Or no, I need passwords.
So I can't write it?
You can write it down too.
God knows you can't read mywriting.
I should have been a doctor.
Yeah, that'd be fun foreverybody.
Instead of an asshole.
SPEAKER_04 (05:09):
Speaking of speaking of the passwords, did you let's
back up to something much moresimple.
Did you ever figure out how tolog into your Gmail?
Feels like a nose coming up.
SPEAKER_02 (05:21):
No, I gotta so since it's I got a new the new phone
and stuff, and that and it'sjust signed in, but now I need
the password to get into stuff,so I've gotta fill out their
stuff, and then they'll send anemail to Christina's email, and
then she's gotta give me thepassword, and then I gotta wait
seven or the the code, and Igotta wait five days.
SPEAKER_04 (05:41):
Everything you said after the word no, I already
knew.
I know what that was.
Yeah, but your mom your momdidn't.
I win.
SPEAKER_03 (05:50):
I mean, no.
SPEAKER_04 (05:52):
Hold on.
I was asking you a question,okay, and you were supposed to
answer to me.
You thought you just hoped thatmaybe I might in my ADD I might
get lost in your explanation.
Like, oh well, there's really alot involved here.
I didn't realize.
But maybe, you know, because uhoh, for the the analytics and
stuff, right?
(06:12):
That's why you need to do it.
And also, more importantly, likeI told you, if for some reason
your phone gets logged out,you're screwed.
SPEAKER_02 (06:21):
God, that'd be wonderful.
Oh, we're still talking, we'renot talking about it.
SPEAKER_04 (06:25):
You're screwed in the sense that you wouldn't be
let me put it in a way that mayhit home for you.
You can't do the YouTubes nomore.
This is true.
So just think about it.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright, we'll do that.
Um, and also, uh, speaking ofother things, we had talked
about because you'll betraveling here in a bit.
(06:46):
Um yeah, we talked about uh howare we gonna do this sort of
remotely, right?
Uh and by that uh I mean youasked me how did somebody do
this remotely?
And I explained to you themultiple different options and
how you do it.
And I didn't understand it.
Right.
And so then I made you a goodiebag of audio equipment.
I just brought it back.
Yes, you did.
(07:07):
Yeah.
Um but that's I mean, that'spart of where I was going.
But I was like, it, you know,this is a week ago.
I said, there take this is allyou need.
I've been a little mixy,whatever.
So just put in your laptop, andthen what happened over there?
What'd you do?
I hit the desk with my elbowwhen I was getting a drink.
unknown (07:24):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (07:25):
Um, and I was like, well, just while you're still
here, you know, hook up yourlaptop, blah-blah-blah, and then
we can do like a test remote orwhatever for while you're just
still here.
So we can get it all figuredout.
That was at least a week ago.
Now, tonight you needed some ofthat extra stuff since since we
have a guest since you do, mylovely mother.
Uh and I said, Hey, have you uhhave you messed with that or
(07:47):
even opened the bag?
Nope.
Nope.
Alright, why don't you bring itwith you then, bud?
I did.
I don't think he's gonna get itback.
SPEAKER_05 (07:55):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_04 (07:56):
You know what?
I'll say this for you though.
You did get me some nice bigwood today.
I did.
And that I don't think he canhandle all that wood.
I mean, it is a decent load, butI'm it's not my first fucking
rodeo.
SPEAKER_02 (08:10):
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you're one of those whereyou gotta strap a two by four to
your ass so you don't fall in.
SPEAKER_04 (08:16):
Into what?
SPEAKER_02 (08:20):
Rob is right.
This generational differencebetween you and I it's
wonderful.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (08:25):
What?
SPEAKER_02 (08:26):
Well, you remember, you know, them easy people that
you tie a two by four to yourass so you don't fall in the
hole.
SPEAKER_04 (08:32):
Easy people.
SPEAKER_02 (08:34):
I understand what the word horse.
SPEAKER_04 (08:36):
I know I was just gonna say, I understand what the
word easy means in this context.
Fall into Oh Yeah, I get it now.
SPEAKER_02 (08:46):
I'm I'm here for all right.
That was uh I hope everybody canhear Ryan's mom in the
background just laughing, going,oh my god.
SPEAKER_05 (08:54):
I really hope so too.
SPEAKER_02 (08:55):
She was so excited for this.
SPEAKER_04 (08:56):
Now she's going off like what like I gotta get out
of here.
I hope so too, because I I canjust hear a little bit, and I'm
not sure it's through thethrough the phones or through
the mic, but yeah.
Uh it was just before we came inhere, we were looking at notes
from the last episode.
I'm like, how do we get onto thebunny ranch in 40 seconds?
(09:19):
Oh, yeah.
Mark was here.
Mark was here.
SPEAKER_02 (09:22):
You know, if it helps, I didn't only bring you
big wood, I also uh didn'tunload the truck, so there's
some pipe in the back for you,too.
SPEAKER_04 (09:28):
What kind of pipe are we talking about?
SPEAKER_02 (09:29):
Uh PVC.
How much did you get?
I got uh 120 feet, so 12, 12, 10foot sticks.
SPEAKER_04 (09:37):
How much how did you decide how much to get?
I went in there and just grabbeduntil I was tired of grabbing.
I almost actually believed that.
I would.
But but for real.
Because the other day you werelike, I'm not sure, I gotta
figure out how much I need,right?
SPEAKER_02 (09:52):
Because at one time Christine and I measured from
the power pole to where we'regonna put the excuse me, uh, put
the power, and then it wasanother 20 feet to where the
water goes in the fifth wheel.
So I got 120 feet.
unknown (10:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (10:08):
So the other day you said I gotta figure out how much
I need.
That's line.
Oh yeah.
Oh, geez.
Uh so you got 120 feet and yougot all the fittings.
All the fittings, all thecouplers.
You figured out how many youneeded, and then got it.
SPEAKER_02 (10:24):
I just grabbed until I got tired.
Is that how you met Christina?
No, she didn't get tired of meuntil after three years.
She's like, I've heard all thesejokes before.
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (10:36):
Um did you did you so props on getting the
materials?
Oh wait, you got that?
You got the pipe, did you get afour by four?
Yeah, I got a four by four inconcrete.
Yeah, I only needed one.
I didn't I didn't ask for anexplanation, I just asked about
just one.
Uh uh eight foot?
No.
Oh, now you're doing that thing.
(10:57):
Okay.
Well you I know, I know.
All right, I take it back.
Uh did you how long is it?
Not the four by four.
How long is the four by fourthat you got from Lowe's today?
SPEAKER_02 (11:08):
It's six foot.
SPEAKER_04 (11:10):
Six foot?
SPEAKER_02 (11:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (11:13):
Does it give you like hold on?
That's the only three feet foreach thing.
And you need to put like, Idon't know, at least a foot in
the ground, right?
For each one thing.
One for the electric, one forthe water.
SPEAKER_02 (11:26):
Yeah, I'll figure it out.
unknown (11:27):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04 (11:28):
Yes, my child.
That was so that so that wasyour answer to the realization
that you didn't get enough justnow?
SPEAKER_02 (11:37):
Well, no, because you know, I didn't read how long
it was, and then when it rungup, it was six foot.
So I effed up.
SPEAKER_04 (11:45):
You were in the Navy.
You worked for the railroad.
You couldn't tell that it wasn'ta six-foot fucking four by four.
SPEAKER_02 (11:53):
No.
Did either one of those includelumber?
Did what?
Either one of those jobs includelumber.
SPEAKER_04 (12:01):
No, but dimensions and stuff, probably.
That's a possibility.
Yeah.
Let me just ask you a question.
SPEAKER_02 (12:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (12:10):
Is it possible that you needed an eight foot, which
would be the logical size toget, and you knew that, but
you're like, mmm, that's twoextra feet I'd have to pick up.
SPEAKER_02 (12:20):
Yeah, it was really heavy.
SPEAKER_04 (12:23):
Yes, so yes.
SPEAKER_02 (12:24):
Well, kind of my theory is that because I'll have
to bury it about two feet in theground, but I'm not a hundred
percent sure where the water'sgonna come out, so I can just
run into town and get anotherone.
SPEAKER_04 (12:36):
Another what?
SPEAKER_02 (12:37):
Another four by four.
SPEAKER_04 (12:44):
You're really good at trying to get me off the path
of my original questionslash digat you.
Um I under I I appreciate thefact that you could go get
another four by four.
Yeah.
I think that's one of thosethings that's kind of always
true.
But you went to get and four bythis four by four.
Uh huh.
You could have just got the youneed eight feet, you know, you
(13:05):
need eight feet.
SPEAKER_02 (13:06):
Why because I forgot how far you need to de-bury the
sucker with the concrete.
SPEAKER_04 (13:12):
Oh, that's I was gonna say, well, you did it with
your mailbox post, but no, Ibrought it up.
SPEAKER_02 (13:15):
No, no, Rob did.
Rob did.
Thank god he did something whenhe was here.
SPEAKER_04 (13:20):
Yeah, well, he did he did a bang up job on that.
SPEAKER_02 (13:23):
Yeah, it looks really nice.
Yeah, except for if you pushhard enough, he can swing it
around 360 degrees.
Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04 (13:31):
It's a it's not it's it's it's boingy.
SPEAKER_02 (13:34):
It's boingy, it boines a little bit.
It doesn't I can't fucking spinit around.
You're gonna hear the maillady's truck when a mailbox hits
it every time.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
SPEAKER_04 (13:45):
It is a little boingy.
It is, but that's sort of Imean, I gotta be honest, I don't
know if that's his fault becauseit was a he had to extend pretty
far from where you had the pose.
Or very far, yeah.
Yeah, so it's just gonna beboingy.
Yep.
Did you fucking did you breakthat solar light that I
graciously gifted to you guys?
No.
How come it's never lit upanymore?
SPEAKER_02 (14:06):
Not enough weed.
SPEAKER_04 (14:09):
How come the uh solar light that I put on your
mailbox doesn't illuminateanymore?
SPEAKER_02 (14:14):
I don't know, it fell down one day, I put it back
up and it hasn't worked since.
SPEAKER_04 (14:17):
So I need to go out there and look at it.
It has a switch.
Did it fall apart in two pieces?
Yes.
Okay, so what here's what youdid.
Okay, when you picked up, put itback together, you you hit the
switch, accidentally turn itoff, so you need to turn it on
again.
SPEAKER_02 (14:28):
So, in my defense, it's not my job to check the
mail.
That's Christina's job, andshe's not here.
SPEAKER_04 (14:33):
That's literally no defense at all because you it
was not broken before you brokeit.
She shouldn't be responsible forchecking if it works, if you're
just gonna go out and randomlybreak it.
SPEAKER_02 (14:44):
She is married to me, she's responsible for
anything I do.
Oh god.
SPEAKER_04 (14:48):
Only she was almost like.
And now we know why she's up inPortland or in Salem, Oregon.
Now we're understanding whyshe's got what three, four
thousand miles right now?
SPEAKER_02 (14:56):
Uh seventeen hundred and twenty-two.
SPEAKER_04 (14:58):
Yeah, I don't think she's responsible for everything
you do.
She may have to answer for itfrom time to time.
This is true, but uh it's prettygood just being like pointing
the finger.
Yeah, but you just give her somuch to work with.
SPEAKER_02 (15:11):
Yeah, and the only problem is she doesn't point,
she just uses the middle finger.
For what?
She doesn't point at me, sheflips me off.
unknown (15:19):
Jeez.
SPEAKER_04 (15:20):
How come when I make a clever, dirty little joke and
you don't get it?
You know what I'm saying?
She uses the middle finger forwhat?
SPEAKER_02 (15:27):
Okay, so now we're talking about me being married
and not getting any.
Welcome to marriage.
That's not what I'm talkingabout.
SPEAKER_04 (15:36):
Uh is it because she's in Washington that you
feel comfortable raising yoursex life on the pod right now?
SPEAKER_02 (15:43):
I think I have before, but you just don't catch
it.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it the mothballs thing?
No, it was the John, it was theJohn Holmes thing.
SPEAKER_04 (15:53):
No, but it wasn't.
Bullshit.
Wait, unless she oh has oh no,because you make it yeah, I mean
you make it very clear that youyou know you're hung like a
goldfish, so it can't be around.
SPEAKER_02 (16:06):
No, I'm hung like a ken doll.
I'm flat up front.
Even when it's warm.
You ever seen Shallow Howl?
I got a tail.
Oh, that was so gross.
SPEAKER_04 (16:16):
Yep.
I don't feel like they had toshow it, right?
I didn't think so either.
That's part of my like right?
SPEAKER_02 (16:23):
Yeah, I could have imagined it.
But you know, they do say forevery nine pounds you're
overweight, you lose a quarterinch of it.
So I've got like a two-footersomewhere.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's not mine, I'll spit it out.
SPEAKER_05 (16:37):
Oh fuck Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_04 (16:39):
Uh what's the math on that again?
Uh quarter inch, nine pounds.
Okay.
For every nine poundsoverweight, you lose a quarter
inch.
That's what they say.
Jesus, I'm pretty hung too, ifyou do the math.
SPEAKER_02 (16:54):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (16:54):
Fuck.
I'll be like lucky.
No.
Okay.
We don't have a lot of rules onthis pod.
We I I'm gonna say I feel likewe pretty well covered Lucky's
dick in that episode.
That sounds good.
And maybe we just make it athing where we don't ever talk
about Lucky's dick.
Let's not makes me feel bad.
It's it's been decided.
(17:15):
Yes.
Um, so I I mentioned uh that wehad a big update from our from
our good buddy Brian.
Oh yeah.
And the update was he picked agym, right?
Okay.
And you're like, which one?
I said, hold your horses.
Because he wasn't available.
And you know what?
(17:36):
He is tonight.
Is he?
Yeah.
Do you want to see how it allsort of uh turned out?
SPEAKER_02 (17:41):
Well, we'll just call him because I can't see
him.
He's too far away.
SPEAKER_04 (17:44):
Alright, uh well, fuck you.
Let me get see if I get a few.
SPEAKER_02 (17:46):
I'd fall asleep you could fall in love.
SPEAKER_04 (17:51):
Doubtful.
Doubtful.
I'd definitely fall asleep.
Well, that's yeah.
Which is typically how I likethem, but you're not my type, so
uh okay.
We're gonna try to try to figureout the phone again.
Okay.
Which uh I'm gonna give myself alot of props.
I did really great with bothtimes one two of the one of the
(18:14):
times we did it.
Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
It's uh on me.
What do I have to do again?
Oh yeah, that thing.
I I don't know, just see if itfucking works.
Alright.
Here we go.
We're calling Brian.
unknown (18:29):
Dead air.
SPEAKER_04 (18:31):
I don't think it counts as not dead air if the
only thing you're saying is deadair.
Well, it's still an interruptionfrom dead air.
Oh, yeah, there he is.
Hello?
Hey buddy.
SPEAKER_01 (18:50):
Hey, how's it going?
SPEAKER_04 (18:51):
It's going fantastic.
How are you doing?
You're once again back on thepod with Mark and a special
guest in studio who doesn't havea mic, but she is she's here, my
mother.
SPEAKER_00 (19:04):
Oh hey.
SPEAKER_04 (19:05):
She's waving hi.
Mark, I guess, doesn't care tosay hi to you.
Oh, hi, Brian.
SPEAKER_01 (19:11):
That's the idea.
SPEAKER_04 (19:14):
I know, I know.
Uh so literally everybody, andI'm talking the four to six
listeners we have, are have beenon the edge of the their seats
ever since a couple episodeswhen I broke the news that you
excuse me, you picked a gym.
I did.
And we have not been able tocoordinate our schedules until
(19:35):
just now.
And I I I'm gonna I'm I'm gonnaleave it there.
What what happened?
How did we get here?
What'd you pick?
Walk us through it, bud.
SPEAKER_01 (19:46):
Alright, well, finally decided to go with LA
Fitness just because of uh costand general to me is also the
fact that not uh everybody atthe gym is like seven years old.
SPEAKER_04 (19:58):
Oh well that hurt Yeah, I think just you can kind
of hurt two pro people'sfeelings in here.
Just because my tech sag Brian.
SPEAKER_01 (20:10):
I'm just saying, until you've seen an elderly man
blow drying himself under a handdryer to drive after a shower,
that will influence yourdecisions.
SPEAKER_02 (20:18):
I guess it would.
SPEAKER_04 (20:20):
Oh, thank god Mark didn't go there.
I was I feel like he was gonnatalk about you know what I
thought you were gonna talkabout, Mark?
What's it your grandpa's ballsagain?
Just like I can't for a fourthtime.
But so can I read between thelines a little bit, Brian?
Um, and ask the question whenyou say not as many older people
there, do you mean a lot morehotter young hot young people at
(20:42):
your the one you pick?
SPEAKER_01 (20:45):
Fair to say.
SPEAKER_04 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I think if if we wouldhave had that intel going into
it, I mean it would have beenYeah, if I'd have known that
right off the bat, I'd have saidElliot Fitness.
SPEAKER_02 (20:56):
You did you did well no, would you plan it something
fitness because of they servepizza and donuts?
SPEAKER_04 (21:06):
Right.
Which I have to assume is nottrue, but right?
No, it's true.
SPEAKER_02 (21:13):
They used to when I went.
SPEAKER_04 (21:15):
Oh, okay.
Was that like they had a like atable of donuts before you got
the the chisel and stone to likesign in?
I mean, yeah, Fred Flintstonetimes.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (21:26):
Hey, quit picking on me.
Let's talk to Brian.
SPEAKER_05 (21:28):
Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_04 (21:31):
So uh that that I had we actually had a few
questions about these two gyms,which would be more appropriate
before you picked one, but arethey both are they both 247?
SPEAKER_01 (21:44):
Uh no, actually.
Uh Rackage Club was twenty fourseven.
This is actually like somewhatlimited day closed for about
five to six plus hours uhovernight.
SPEAKER_04 (21:57):
See now that's why that's why.
I can't go to LA Fitness.
It'd be a deal breaker for me.
I'm a night person.
So we'll call that the reason Idon't go to the gym.
Not a problem for you becauseyou get up every morning early
for work, right?
SPEAKER_01 (22:12):
I mean more or less.
SPEAKER_04 (22:14):
Yeah.
Yeah, you've had some long daystoo.
I mean, you often do, but um, souh you know, I think we were all
excited uh to hear about this.
Mark Mark's wife, Christina.
She wouldn't shut up about it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (22:28):
Did Brian pick a gym?
Did Brian pick a gym?
SPEAKER_02 (22:31):
And then when you told her yes, which one?
We can't talk about it.
She gave you the look.
SPEAKER_04 (22:39):
Yeah, but um so how long have you well the last time
when we first last time wetalked, you had you had gone to
the and by the way, I think thisis the first time hearing that
the other one was called theRacket Club.
I think that would have helped alot to have that information.
So you went there three days ina row, which I couldn't believe.
(23:00):
And from you know what what I'veheard as we've been chatting
here and there, it sounds likeyou've been really sticking with
it with this new gym.
SPEAKER_01 (23:09):
Uh yeah.
Um keeping the streak going moreor less, aside from a couple uh
long days of work to not getthere, but uh it's been pretty
consistent.
SPEAKER_04 (23:16):
Yeah, well, it's it's props.
Like I'm impressed.
Good for you, man.
Yeah, congratulations.
Because I sure as hell can I doit?
Well, no.
No, I mean I think that's beenestablished.
Uh and it's you so you pickedyou and go in there for how long
now?
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
Uh about maybe a week, week and a half, I think,
all all uh actually since thefirst of no like just uh
probably like the 28th ofJanuary to now.
SPEAKER_04 (23:50):
I don't do math, so we'll call that two weeks.
SPEAKER_01 (23:52):
I can't math either.
SPEAKER_04 (23:55):
Excellent.
Sounds like you're still likingit.
SPEAKER_01 (23:58):
Yeah, it's been it's been good so far.
Um weight machines, uh like kindof all the ellipticals got
everything kinda like uh prettywell fetched.
SPEAKER_04 (24:11):
Good scenery, sounds like uh but uh yeah that I mean
that's that's really and and Iwant to say, you know, because
we are what would you call us,Mark?
Um bad lazy.
Yes.
I was gonna say we are doing apublic service or something like
that.
And and you I'll just say this,and you can say what you want
(24:35):
about it.
Uh from what you've said, youalready are starting to feel a
lot better, you know, right?
Getting back to the gymregularly.
SPEAKER_01 (24:42):
Uh yeah, it has been uh great.
Uh a lot more energy, sleepingbetter, and uh starting to see
some moderate, you know, earlygains, I guess would be the
word, not not super into likeweight gains, but yeah, I mean
like just uh general benefits.
SPEAKER_04 (25:00):
So you said the word gain, and I'm gonna you weren't
here, but so we're gonna jumpback a little bit in this
episode.
Uh shortly before we called you.
Mark gave me an interesting uhstatistic, right, Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (25:11):
Yes, which was uh for every nine pounds you're
overweight, you lose a quarterinch of your junk.
So I've got like a two-footersomewhere, Brian.
SPEAKER_04 (25:27):
As an educated, as an educated man, Brian, who I I
mean you do forensic digitalforensic, you know how to suss
things out.
Like, does that does that soundright to you?
SPEAKER_01 (25:39):
Uh I am not a doctor, sir, but I have seen um
evidence that would support thathypothesis.
SPEAKER_02 (25:47):
Thank you.
Dang.
So much.
I'm gonna mark that one for me.
SPEAKER_04 (25:53):
It's only I think it only counts if no, see you you
can't just go the rest of yourlife saying you're hung like a
fucking horse because it's inthere.
I'm telling you, I'll show youthe equation.
Told you I'm flat as a Kindle.
SPEAKER_05 (26:05):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (26:06):
At some point, is it like is there a curve?
If we like at some point it itjust disappears and then it's
like it all depends on whathanded you are, if it's curved
or not.
Yeah, we've all talked aboutleft room.
SPEAKER_05 (26:17):
We're all at the same time.
SPEAKER_04 (26:19):
Although from Brian's reaction, maybe not for
a while.
SPEAKER_05 (26:26):
Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02 (26:28):
So horrifying.
It's got a slight bend in mypelvis.
SPEAKER_04 (26:32):
That was there's nothing slight about that
fucking bend, dude.
And I really, you know, inretrospect, I I really hope that
guy saw a doctor.
That was not gonna be a greatlife.
SPEAKER_02 (26:43):
Talk about scraping the walls.
SPEAKER_04 (26:45):
No, you get caught on the doorframe as you're
walking through.
Just a nook around boom, slamyour face, a jet.
Oh god, it's not a way to live.
But yeah, no, I appreciate Iappreciate that.
What you're saying, what you'resaying about, you know, um the
gains and not the mark kind ofgains, but the actual gains and
(27:06):
the feeling feeling better stuffbecause uh I don't it uh but for
you when you're on, I don'tthink anybody's ever gonna tell
people that on the spot.
We're just gonna be like, uhsmoking our cigarettes, drinking
our beer.
God dang, why do I feel likeshit all the time?
Oh, well, we're all relieved.
(27:28):
I think everybody's like, thankGod Brian has made this choice
and is feeling better and doinga thing.
Once again, mad respect, bro,for doing that.
Definitely.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, and like you and I havetalked about a little bit,
Brian, like we would love, youknow, to get you on and find you
(27:48):
know, find a a way to get you onto talk, you know, more about
what you do and stuff.
And you know, I think everyeverybody that's heard you on
here that they all really loveyou, so I think they'd all be
down for that.
That'd be great.
Speaking of that, I do have adigital forensics quite my
printer's broken.
Do I I wouldn't do that to youexcept I might, because it'd be
(28:12):
fucking funny.
Alright, but uh well, I'm gonnalet you go.
Thanks so much.
I know you've had some longdays.
Uh thanks so much for getting onwith us.
Yeah, absolutely.
Thank you all.
I'm gonna have to not let you gofor a second.
Uh do you have a baby that Idon't know about?
It's a cat.
Oh, is that is it Sammy?
SPEAKER_01 (28:31):
That is Sammy.
SPEAKER_04 (28:31):
Why is she so chatty right now?
SPEAKER_01 (28:33):
Uh I don't know.
There's something she sees, Ithink she wants some treats.
Oh, I gotcha.
SPEAKER_04 (28:39):
Is it the crack?
We don't need that much.
SPEAKER_02 (28:42):
No, I need the treats too.
SPEAKER_04 (28:47):
Is this the cat crack?
SPEAKER_01 (28:49):
Like the chularoo thing that she's the churrooo.
It is the thing that, you know,you will see the devil come out
of your kitty if she doesn't getit.
SPEAKER_04 (28:56):
Yes, yes.
Another uh PSA for everybody.
If you need to lure a cat out ordo get a cat to do something,
get those little chuleroo, orwhat are they actually called,
Brian?
Uh churu.
Churu.
There's this little like it'slike a gogurt for cats.
And they are crackheads withthis stuff.
But it doesn't taste that badtoo if you only get a little hit
(29:16):
while you're doing it.
SPEAKER_02 (29:17):
But after 12 Mandellos, nothing tastes bad,
Brian.
SPEAKER_04 (29:22):
Uh mute button, mute button, mute button.
All right, BJ.
Well, thanks again.
Uh we'll we'll let you go.
SPEAKER_01 (29:31):
Oh, thanks, folks.
Have a great day.
SPEAKER_04 (29:32):
You too.
SPEAKER_02 (29:33):
Bye.
Take care, bye.
Uh he's so nice.
How are you friends with him?
That's that's a valid question.
SPEAKER_04 (29:41):
Come on.
Um he is nice.
Um, I think he's probablywondering the second part of
your question about you.
Like, was he friends with him?
Not the first part.
Everybody wonders, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It is kind of a mysterysometimes.
Yeah, mystery machine.
Wow, I think that was a reallygreat contribution to my setup
(30:02):
there.
Um, is that a Scooby-Dooreference?
Yes.
Did you Scooby-Doo me?
Uh-huh.
I gave you a Scooby-Snack.
Those were uh God, somebody Idon't know.
Uh I had uh made me think of astory, but I can't remember what
it was.
Are those actual things?
They used to be.
Back before you were born.
(30:23):
I assumed.
Yeah.
Uh like you go to the store andget Scooby Snacks?
Yeah, they had Scooby Snacks foryour pets.
Uh for your pets.
SPEAKER_02 (30:31):
How'd they taste?
I don't know.
Really?
Yeah.
It was just hard to get them inthe bowl to smoke them.
SPEAKER_04 (30:37):
You do realize this has a built-in polygraph that
only I can see on the board overhere, right?
SPEAKER_02 (30:41):
What, that I'm lying?
SPEAKER_03 (30:44):
Maybe.
SPEAKER_02 (30:46):
Is my mouth moving?
Yes.
Am I lying?
Yes.
According to Ryan.
I I don't call you a liar.
Did I have to?
SPEAKER_04 (30:55):
You said polygraph.
Uh, well.
But to be fair, and let's beclear about this, I don't want
people thinking I'm sayingthings about you aren't true.
What I did say is, quote, a goodpercentage of what comes out of
your mouth is bullshit.
Yes.
Yes.
And that's different fromcalling you a liar.
That is.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
So, um did you when you came in,um, you had to come in the back
(31:16):
way because uh don't you brokethe gate.
SPEAKER_02 (31:21):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (31:24):
Don't just laugh at me about the gate.
It's it's it's uh it's reallytrying.
Well, uh hey, at least we gotone thing fixed.
No, it's not working.
The gate's not working.
Oh what are you?
I thought I thought the gate wasworking.
No, I did did you not.
Can we go back to the beginningof this sentence where I said
(31:45):
you came in the back way becausethe gate's not working?
Oh yeah.
And then you said at least wegot one thing fixed?
SPEAKER_02 (31:51):
That was a different lead in to something else, but I
forgot that we were on somethingelse.
SPEAKER_04 (31:55):
And so, oh, what was the thing you were talking
about?
SPEAKER_02 (31:57):
The little trailer.
The little trailer?
Yeah, we finally got the fenderscut off the room.
You mean the ability trailer?
It's little, right?
SPEAKER_04 (32:06):
Depends on how you look at it, but i in in our.
Usually with a mirror layingflat on the ground so I can see
it.
Oh, that's so sad.
So funny.
Um No, here on the right sidewhen we we say little trailer,
we're talking about one of yourtrailers over there.
SPEAKER_02 (32:24):
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, like the utility trailer.
Thank you.
SPEAKER_04 (32:27):
You're welcome.
Yeah, why don't we call it theutility trailer?
We'll call it.
Okay, I'll write that.
So we fixed it, right?
Well, it wasn't it was a fix andan upgrade.
Don't okay.
We don't need to hear youwriting things.
It's the only way I know how tospell it.
And I contend that there's agood chance it wasn't spelled
right.
But let's not check that rightnow.
(32:49):
Yeah, let's not.
So we fixed it, right?
Yep.
And what were we We've onlytalked about it 17 times, so why
don't you recap for everybody?
SPEAKER_02 (32:58):
So, excuse me, uh, we had this utility trailer.
By the way, I didn't brip intothe micrail.
I know, I'm telling you, don'tdo it.
Oh, okay.
I did that last time.
Yeah.
So over at the at our place, myplace, well, Christine and I's
place, wherever that is overthere, and I'm pointing.
Um, we had the tote, 275-gallontote on the utility trailer.
(33:20):
So I didn't have to go to thebeginning of the time.
Uh, it's gonna be a quickbelieving.
All right, I mail it's quick.
Uh so when we took it overthere, all the tires were flat.
And so it just keeps going.
Last time after uh we got themto the with podcast, Ryan came
over with uh grinder and we uhput trailer tires on it instead
(33:42):
of little 13-inch tires, so wehad to cut the fenders off.
SPEAKER_04 (33:45):
Yeah, and and we did it uh you know, and I I don't
want to give myself too muchcredit because it's not like I
came over there so we could dothat.
First time for everything.
I came over to use your mound.
Um get up on your mound and seeif we could get the gas out and
or the air out, sorry.
Which we had some success with.
SPEAKER_02 (34:03):
Oh, that's good.
SPEAKER_04 (34:04):
What do you mean?
You were there.
The X bed?
Yeah, when we had it up at anangle so we could all the air
out from you changing the Right,and I said we've we had some
success there, and he said,Well, that's good, as if it's
news to you.
You're supposed to be like,Yeah, we did.
I'm trying to make you feelgood, Ryan.
Like I'm not telling you things.
(34:26):
We're okay.
So uh yeah, we got the trailerdone, which is really slick
because it had very, very smalltires on it.
Well, they weren't that small,but like I would say probably
the wheel and tire.
Like 12, probably 15-inch tire,right?
Uh the width of the tire, yeah.
It was a 13-inch ramp.
(34:47):
I think I said width the tire.
No, it was a 13-inch ram.
Yeah.
12.
13 12 and a half.
Um, so yeah, it's a small tire.
And we use full ass, likefull-size trailer tires.
The ones go like on a RV traileror flatbed or something.
15 inch.
SPEAKER_05 (35:03):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (35:03):
Yeah.
That.
Um which but it's really coolbecause um it like the tires are
just because of the truckpulling it now.
Except not today because we weused it, uh my mom was helping
clean up the Raptor pen, andthere's a lot of leaves and
stuff out there.
And so I I brought this hookedit on the Sport 10 and brought
(35:25):
it in.
Uh brought the trailer in to putstuff on there.
And the Sport 10, though it doeshave tires that say for trailer
service only, I think the tiresare actually a little smaller
than the trailer.
Probably.
Yeah, but it's uh you know, I'mreally happy about it.
And despite the fact that threeor four minutes on a trailer and
tires I go with, it's probablynot the best, probably not the
(35:47):
best radio in the world.
Uh I'm happy about it because itlike it's useful now.
We can use the crap out of it.
That yeah, that's what makes itnice.
Yeah.
It is what makes it nice, yeah.
Good.
Well, well put.
Um, although I gotta tell youabout the balls, um, it takes
the smaller ball, you know?
SPEAKER_02 (36:08):
So it takes a two-inch ball.
Or the one and three quarter,one and seven eighths.
SPEAKER_03 (36:12):
I don't know.
The smaller one.
You know what I mean though.
SPEAKER_02 (36:16):
Yeah, the for the hitch.
SPEAKER_03 (36:17):
Right.
Okay.
What's the normal one?
SPEAKER_02 (36:19):
Two inch, unless you're yeah, two inch for
pulling like U-Hauls and boatsand stuff like that.
Or like my flatbed.
Or your flatbed, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (36:28):
Or your little trailer.
SPEAKER_02 (36:31):
No, my little trailer's two and five
sixteenths.
SPEAKER_04 (36:33):
Oh, it's not a competition.
But yeah, so two inch is theregular one.
But no, this takes the littlethe smaller one, which is I
don't know.
One and seven eighths.
There you go.
Um and you know I have thatfour-way like ball ball ball
hook thing on the LR3?
Yes.
Yeah, that's what we used to getover there, uh, which is really
cool.
The suburban, I don't have it,only has one ball.
(36:56):
The um the X bed, I had to gofind the ball that used to be on
the F-150 and wrench that balloff the back of it and put that
ball on the X bed.
That's a lot of balls.
But you spoke too soon.
I don't know if you know this,but the Sport 10 going back to
that, it has two balls on theback.
Did you know that?
(37:16):
No, I didn't.
Yeah.
And I mean, they're just it'slike how I would do it.
They're just like drill a coupleholes, they're on the bumper.
And they're not even centered.
But what it does is got it's gota ball, it's got a ball for
every occasion.
One for each hand.
For each hand.
Yeah, that was that was tooeasy.
(37:37):
Um, but yeah, so already uhpoint being, you know, 18
minutes later or whatever thehell it is on the trailer.
Point being already it's veryuseful, so I'm glad we fixed it.
SPEAKER_02 (37:48):
I am too.
SPEAKER_04 (37:48):
Yeah.
Um good, good.
SPEAKER_02 (37:51):
So the next is the the gate.
SPEAKER_04 (37:54):
The next project is the last project, which is the
gate.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just gonna have to takethat panel down there.
I can't wait.
SPEAKER_02 (38:02):
I that big ass panel down there.
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04 (38:05):
Yep.
Yeah, uh well, you know what?
Let's commit to doing thatbefore not the next episode.
Before like two episodes out.
Okay.
Alright.
Yep.
And I say and I I'm pretty braveto say that because my having my
mom in the studio, she hurt me.
(38:25):
You're in trouble.
She's gonna make a studio.
She's gonna be like, gentlemen,like pointing out her watch,
gentlemen.
Gentlemen, are you gonna putthat panel up?
Or no.
Uh but yeah, uh, so yeah, we'lldo I mean, god dang it.
I having it working again hereand there and for a little while
is so nice.
Yeah, it it is nice when itworks.
Yeah.
And we can't we got back fromthe store today and pulled in.
(38:45):
Ah, damn thing's dead.
Well, look, I'd left the backgate open, so we just went in,
which I know is a lot easier forme and my trucks than you.
Was it like an 18-point turn toget the uh no?
SPEAKER_02 (38:56):
I used the front bumper of the truck to push the
gate open a little bit more.
SPEAKER_04 (39:00):
You didn't have to do like a three-point turn or
anything?
SPEAKER_02 (39:02):
No, uh I knew it.
Well, you told me to come inthrough the back gate, so with
the one ton I went wide and camein a lot straighter.
I should have brought theBronco.
SPEAKER_04 (39:16):
No, yeah, alright.
Uh tell you what, that was gonnabe really fun story, I'm sure.
But the show's over.
Already?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (39:26):
God, that's what she said.
SPEAKER_04 (39:28):
You I think you've already done that one.
Did I?
SPEAKER_02 (39:31):
That's what he said.
SPEAKER_04 (39:35):
Catch y'all next time.
Have a good one.
SPEAKER_02 (39:48):
Hey, it's Mark here at Stetin Centered.
Uh, just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
Stetcenter.live, or on Facebookat Stet Center Live.
Uh we'll maybe post some littlestupid videos that we've done,
stuff like that, as we're gonnakeep on going.
And also, we talked a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch,
(40:10):
and you can we'll post picturesof them.
We'll see how it goes.
Let us know.
How are we going?
Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and Center.
I'm RJ.
I'm Mark.
Always Mark.
Uh so we have a very specialguest in the studio today.
Who?
That was not good.
Like, yeah, yes, we do.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
My mother's here and she uh sheshe wanted to see what we do
here and how we record this andall that stuff, so she's joining
(00:30):
us here.
Um, you son of a all right.
Uh what's different?
SPEAKER_02 (00:36):
We're both still sitting on our asses.
She's already seen that.
Yeah, but not with microphonesand microphones and headphones.
Yes.
Uh it's better than chains andwhips.
It's not actually, I can vouchfor that.
But um hold on, I'm tied up atthe moment.
SPEAKER_04 (00:52):
I'm gonna strap you down.
Duct tape.
I'm gonna use gaffer tape.
And yeah, if uh we we can talkabout my thing with duct tape
another time.
Okay, it's another time.
Let's hear it.
So this is a great introduction.
Um, so yes, my my my mom is hereon the ranch with us.
SPEAKER_02 (01:12):
So well, yeah, we had to get somebody in here good
because you know Rob wasn't thatgood last time we talked to him.
He was too energetic.
SPEAKER_04 (01:19):
But we yeah, he has more energy than both of us
because we don't that's why he'sthin.
Can you zip it for a secondhere, bud?
All right, so can I kill myselfwith this pen?
Um, so anyway, my mom is here,she's visiting from Arizona
here, so she's here on theranch.
(01:40):
Um uh for a bit, a couple weeks,a few weeks.
We'll see how it goes.
Um, and it's been super funhaving her out here, uh, doing
all kinds of fun shit.
Unfortunately, she had to meetMark and get to know him.
Uh so yeah, uh you can you canstart talking at any time now,
Mark.
SPEAKER_02 (01:56):
No, I'm pissed off.
Well, I was gonna she met me inMay.
She met me when I took you tothe airport.
So you make it sound like thefirst time like she should be I
should be thrilled.
It's like, yep, that's her.
Don't have to be pedantic.
SPEAKER_04 (02:12):
Look, it's hold let me look shut up.
It's and when you say in Maywhen I took you to the airport,
it makes it sound like thosethings were close together.
Everything about like a littlecontext, a little background for
people.
Okay, never mind.
So in May this year, yes,briefly.
Um, but the first time you evermet was upwards of 20 years ago.
Okay, yeah, it was when you tookme to the airport.
(02:34):
So I'll dispute on that.
I'm Mark.
Yes, yes, you are.
Um, yeah, so we're reallyexcited about that.
Uh at some point while she'shere, maybe you know, maybe
she'll want to actually jumpinto the conversation on the
pod.
We'll see.
But on the pot?
(02:55):
Uh no, you sound you know what Isaid.
Um on the pot.
No, we're not going back tothat.
I think last time.
Oh, you wanted me to move thewhole fucking studio into the
bathroom so you can do whateveryou're taking a shit, and we're
not gonna do that.
SPEAKER_02 (03:08):
I could watch my ticky talkies.
SPEAKER_04 (03:10):
Yeah, well, speaking of that, yeah, because I
mentioned I think last time wewere gonna talk about TikTok.
Are you gonna because well letme segue into that?
Almost every episode somethingcomes up, you're like, Oh, I'll
post a picture on our socials.
I'll post a picture on oursocials.
I'm doing a quick tally of allthe pictures you've posted on
our socials.
Carry the three.
Uh is that none?
(03:30):
Would that be none?
That would be none.
Okay.
They're invisible pictures.
Well, uh, okay.
But I just want to call you outon that.
Thank you.
A picture here, a picture there.
It wouldn't like hurt, right?
No, I want to hurt.
Okay.
No, but the TikTok thing.
Uh, again, did I give you thepassword for that and all that
(03:53):
shit?
SPEAKER_02 (03:54):
Do you have pictures posted?
Of Did I give you the password?
Did uh do I have picturesposted?
SPEAKER_04 (04:03):
I don't know.
Here's why you you know that Iwouldn't know it by that because
we talked about why I need togive you the password.
Because you watch your YouTubesand your Reels's and your Tic
Tacs, and I I've never usedTikTok and I only installed it
just recently to set up socialsfor the pod.
I just set up socials on all thedifferent things, and I cannot
(04:27):
with that app.
SPEAKER_02 (04:28):
I know because it starts playing as soon as you
open it up.
SPEAKER_04 (04:31):
Yeah.
Why do you say that?
Like it's not a big deal, it'shorrible.
Anyway, so I open it like maybeeight to ten times just to
adjust the setting, whatever.
And I I told you, I'm like, Icannot with this thing.
I can't.
Almost in tears, probably.
I can't.
I'm like, you want to do TikTok?
Like, yeah, we should do it.
(04:51):
You're doing it, buddy.
So I need to get you thepassword.
I I do though, like legit.
SPEAKER_02 (04:55):
I just wrote it down.
So I can't?
Or no, I need passwords.
So I can't write it?
You can write it down too.
God knows you can't read mywriting.
I should have been a doctor.
Yeah, that'd be fun foreverybody.
Instead of an asshole.
SPEAKER_04 (05:09):
Speaking of speaking of the passwords, did you let's
back up to something much moresimple.
Did you ever figure out how tolog into your Gmail?
Feels like a nose coming up.
SPEAKER_02 (05:21):
No, I gotta so since it's I got a new the new phone
and stuff, and that and it'sjust signed in, but now I need
the password to get into stuff,so I've gotta fill out their
stuff, and then they'll send anemail to Christina's email, and
then she's gotta give me thepassword, and then I gotta wait
seven or the the code, and Igotta wait five days.
SPEAKER_04 (05:41):
Everything you said after the word no, I already
knew.
I know what that was.
Yeah, but your mom your momdidn't.
I win.
SPEAKER_03 (05:50):
I mean, no.
SPEAKER_04 (05:52):
Hold on.
I was asking you a question,okay, and you were supposed to
answer to me.
You thought you just hoped thatmaybe I might in my ADD I might
get lost in your explanation.
Like, oh well, there's really alot involved here.
I didn't realize.
But maybe, you know, because uhoh, for the the analytics and
stuff, right?
(06:12):
That's why you need to do it.
And also, more importantly, likeI told you, if for some reason
your phone gets logged out,you're screwed.
SPEAKER_02 (06:21):
God, that'd be wonderful.
Oh, we're still talking, we'renot talking about it.
SPEAKER_04 (06:25):
You're screwed in the sense that you wouldn't be
let me put it in a way that mayhit home for you.
You can't do the YouTubes nomore.
This is true.
So just think about it.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright, we'll do that.
Um, and also, uh, speaking ofother things, we had talked
about because you'll betraveling here in a bit.
(06:46):
Um yeah, we talked about uh howare we gonna do this sort of
remotely, right?
Uh and by that uh I mean youasked me how did somebody do
this remotely?
And I explained to you themultiple different options and
how you do it.
And I didn't understand it.
Right.
And so then I made you a goodiebag of audio equipment.
I just brought it back.
Yes, you did.
(07:07):
Yeah.
Um but that's I mean, that'spart of where I was going.
But I was like, it, you know,this is a week ago.
I said, there take this is allyou need.
I've been a little mixy,whatever.
So just put in your laptop, andthen what happened over there?
What'd you do?
I hit the desk with my elbowwhen I was getting a drink.
unknown (07:24):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (07:25):
Um, and I was like, well, just while you're still
here, you know, hook up yourlaptop, blah-blah-blah, and then
we can do like a test remote orwhatever for while you're just
still here.
So we can get it all figuredout.
That was at least a week ago.
Now, tonight you needed some ofthat extra stuff since since we
have a guest since you do, mylovely mother.
Uh and I said, Hey, have you uhhave you messed with that or
(07:47):
even opened the bag?
Nope.
Nope.
Alright, why don't you bring itwith you then, bud?
I did.
I don't think he's gonna get itback.
SPEAKER_05 (07:55):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_04 (07:56):
You know what?
I'll say this for you though.
You did get me some nice bigwood today.
I did.
And that I don't think he canhandle all that wood.
I mean, it is a decent load, butI'm it's not my first fucking
rodeo.
SPEAKER_02 (08:10):
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you're one of those whereyou gotta strap a two by four to
your ass so you don't fall in.
SPEAKER_04 (08:16):
Into what?
SPEAKER_02 (08:20):
Rob is right.
This generational differencebetween you and I it's
wonderful.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (08:25):
What?
SPEAKER_02 (08:26):
Well, you remember, you know, them easy people that
you tie a two by four to yourass so you don't fall in the
hole.
SPEAKER_04 (08:32):
Easy people.
SPEAKER_02 (08:34):
I understand what the word horse.
SPEAKER_04 (08:36):
I know I was just gonna say, I understand what the
word easy means in this context.
Fall into Oh Yeah, I get it now.
SPEAKER_02 (08:46):
I'm I'm here for all right.
That was uh I hope everybody canhear Ryan's mom in the
background just laughing, going,oh my god.
SPEAKER_05 (08:54):
I really hope so too.
SPEAKER_02 (08:55):
She was so excited for this.
SPEAKER_04 (08:56):
Now she's going off like what like I gotta get out
of here.
I hope so too, because I I canjust hear a little bit, and I'm
not sure it's through thethrough the phones or through
the mic, but yeah.
Uh it was just before we came inhere, we were looking at notes
from the last episode.
I'm like, how do we get onto thebunny ranch in 40 seconds?
(09:19):
Oh, yeah.
Mark was here.
Mark was here.
SPEAKER_02 (09:22):
You know, if it helps, I didn't only bring you
big wood, I also uh didn'tunload the truck, so there's
some pipe in the back for you,too.
SPEAKER_04 (09:28):
What kind of pipe are we talking about?
SPEAKER_02 (09:29):
Uh PVC.
How much did you get?
I got uh 120 feet, so 12, 12, 10foot sticks.
SPEAKER_04 (09:37):
How much how did you decide how much to get?
I went in there and just grabbeduntil I was tired of grabbing.
I almost actually believed that.
I would.
But but for real.
Because the other day you werelike, I'm not sure, I gotta
figure out how much I need,right?
SPEAKER_02 (09:52):
Because at one time Christine and I measured from
the power pole to where we'regonna put the excuse me, uh, put
the power, and then it wasanother 20 feet to where the
water goes in the fifth wheel.
So I got 120 feet.
unknown (10:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (10:08):
So the other day you said I gotta figure out how much
I need.
That's line.
Oh yeah.
Oh, geez.
Uh so you got 120 feet and yougot all the fittings.
All the fittings, all thecouplers.
You figured out how many youneeded, and then got it.
SPEAKER_02 (10:24):
I just grabbed until I got tired.
Is that how you met Christina?
No, she didn't get tired of meuntil after three years.
She's like, I've heard all thesejokes before.
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (10:36):
Um did you did you so props on getting the
materials?
Oh wait, you got that?
You got the pipe, did you get afour by four?
Yeah, I got a four by four inconcrete.
Yeah, I only needed one.
I didn't I didn't ask for anexplanation, I just asked about
just one.
Uh uh eight foot?
No.
Oh, now you're doing that thing.
(10:57):
Okay.
Well you I know, I know.
All right, I take it back.
Uh did you how long is it?
Not the four by four.
How long is the four by fourthat you got from Lowe's today?
SPEAKER_02 (11:08):
It's six foot.
SPEAKER_04 (11:10):
Six foot?
SPEAKER_02 (11:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (11:13):
Does it give you like hold on?
That's the only three feet foreach thing.
And you need to put like, Idon't know, at least a foot in
the ground, right?
For each one thing.
One for the electric, one forthe water.
SPEAKER_02 (11:26):
Yeah, I'll figure it out.
unknown (11:27):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04 (11:28):
Yes, my child.
That was so that so that wasyour answer to the realization
that you didn't get enough justnow?
SPEAKER_02 (11:37):
Well, no, because you know, I didn't read how long
it was, and then when it rungup, it was six foot.
So I effed up.
SPEAKER_04 (11:45):
You were in the Navy.
You worked for the railroad.
You couldn't tell that it wasn'ta six-foot fucking four by four.
SPEAKER_02 (11:53):
No.
Did either one of those includelumber?
Did what?
Either one of those jobs includelumber.
SPEAKER_04 (12:01):
No, but dimensions and stuff, probably.
That's a possibility.
Yeah.
Let me just ask you a question.
SPEAKER_02 (12:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (12:10):
Is it possible that you needed an eight foot, which
would be the logical size toget, and you knew that, but
you're like, mmm, that's twoextra feet I'd have to pick up.
SPEAKER_02 (12:20):
Yeah, it was really heavy.
SPEAKER_04 (12:23):
Yes, so yes.
SPEAKER_02 (12:24):
Well, kind of my theory is that because I'll have
to bury it about two feet in theground, but I'm not a hundred
percent sure where the water'sgonna come out, so I can just
run into town and get anotherone.
SPEAKER_04 (12:36):
Another what?
SPEAKER_02 (12:37):
Another four by four.
SPEAKER_04 (12:44):
You're really good at trying to get me off the path
of my original questionslash digat you.
Um I under I I appreciate thefact that you could go get
another four by four.
Yeah.
I think that's one of thosethings that's kind of always
true.
But you went to get and four bythis four by four.
Uh huh.
You could have just got the youneed eight feet, you know, you
(13:05):
need eight feet.
SPEAKER_02 (13:06):
Why because I forgot how far you need to de-bury the
sucker with the concrete.
SPEAKER_04 (13:12):
Oh, that's I was gonna say, well, you did it with
your mailbox post, but no, Ibrought it up.
SPEAKER_02 (13:15):
No, no, Rob did.
Rob did.
Thank god he did something whenhe was here.
SPEAKER_04 (13:20):
Yeah, well, he did he did a bang up job on that.
SPEAKER_02 (13:23):
Yeah, it looks really nice.
Yeah, except for if you pushhard enough, he can swing it
around 360 degrees.
Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04 (13:31):
It's a it's not it's it's it's boingy.
SPEAKER_02 (13:34):
It's boingy, it boines a little bit.
It doesn't I can't fucking spinit around.
You're gonna hear the maillady's truck when a mailbox hits
it every time.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
SPEAKER_04 (13:45):
It is a little boingy.
It is, but that's sort of Imean, I gotta be honest, I don't
know if that's his fault becauseit was a he had to extend pretty
far from where you had the pose.
Or very far, yeah.
Yeah, so it's just gonna beboingy.
Yep.
Did you fucking did you breakthat solar light that I
graciously gifted to you guys?
No.
How come it's never lit upanymore?
SPEAKER_02 (14:06):
Not enough weed.
SPEAKER_04 (14:09):
How come the uh solar light that I put on your
mailbox doesn't illuminateanymore?
SPEAKER_02 (14:14):
I don't know, it fell down one day, I put it back
up and it hasn't worked since.
SPEAKER_04 (14:17):
So I need to go out there and look at it.
It has a switch.
Did it fall apart in two pieces?
Yes.
Okay, so what here's what youdid.
Okay, when you picked up, put itback together, you you hit the
switch, accidentally turn itoff, so you need to turn it on
again.
SPEAKER_02 (14:28):
So, in my defense, it's not my job to check the
mail.
That's Christina's job, andshe's not here.
SPEAKER_04 (14:33):
That's literally no defense at all because you it
was not broken before you brokeit.
She shouldn't be responsible forchecking if it works, if you're
just gonna go out and randomlybreak it.
SPEAKER_02 (14:44):
She is married to me, she's responsible for
anything I do.
Oh god.
SPEAKER_04 (14:48):
Only she was almost like.
And now we know why she's up inPortland or in Salem, Oregon.
Now we're understanding whyshe's got what three, four
thousand miles right now?
SPEAKER_02 (14:56):
Uh seventeen hundred and twenty-two.
SPEAKER_04 (14:58):
Yeah, I don't think she's responsible for everything
you do.
She may have to answer for itfrom time to time.
This is true, but uh it's prettygood just being like pointing
the finger.
Yeah, but you just give her somuch to work with.
SPEAKER_02 (15:11):
Yeah, and the only problem is she doesn't point,
she just uses the middle finger.
For what?
She doesn't point at me, sheflips me off.
unknown (15:19):
Jeez.
SPEAKER_04 (15:20):
How come when I make a clever, dirty little joke and
you don't get it?
You know what I'm saying?
She uses the middle finger forwhat?
SPEAKER_02 (15:27):
Okay, so now we're talking about me being married
and not getting any.
Welcome to marriage.
That's not what I'm talkingabout.
SPEAKER_04 (15:36):
Uh is it because she's in Washington that you
feel comfortable raising yoursex life on the pod right now?
SPEAKER_02 (15:43):
I think I have before, but you just don't catch
it.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it the mothballs thing?
No, it was the John, it was theJohn Holmes thing.
SPEAKER_04 (15:53):
No, but it wasn't.
Bullshit.
Wait, unless she oh has oh no,because you make it yeah, I mean
you make it very clear that youyou know you're hung like a
goldfish, so it can't be around.
SPEAKER_02 (16:06):
No, I'm hung like a ken doll.
I'm flat up front.
Even when it's warm.
You ever seen Shallow Howl?
I got a tail.
Oh, that was so gross.
SPEAKER_04 (16:16):
Yep.
I don't feel like they had toshow it, right?
I didn't think so either.
That's part of my like right?
SPEAKER_02 (16:23):
Yeah, I could have imagined it.
But you know, they do say forevery nine pounds you're
overweight, you lose a quarterinch of it.
So I've got like a two-footersomewhere.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's not mine, I'll spit it out.
SPEAKER_05 (16:37):
Oh fuck Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_04 (16:39):
Uh what's the math on that again?
Uh quarter inch, nine pounds.
Okay.
For every nine poundsoverweight, you lose a quarter
inch.
That's what they say.
Jesus, I'm pretty hung too, ifyou do the math.
SPEAKER_02 (16:54):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (16:54):
Fuck.
I'll be like lucky.
No.
Okay.
We don't have a lot of rules onthis pod.
We I I'm gonna say I feel likewe pretty well covered Lucky's
dick in that episode.
That sounds good.
And maybe we just make it athing where we don't ever talk
about Lucky's dick.
Let's not makes me feel bad.
It's it's been decided.
(17:15):
Yes.
Um, so I I mentioned uh that wehad a big update from our from
our good buddy Brian.
Oh yeah.
And the update was he picked agym, right?
Okay.
And you're like, which one?
I said, hold your horses.
Because he wasn't available.
And you know what?
(17:36):
He is tonight.
Is he?
Yeah.
Do you want to see how it allsort of uh turned out?
SPEAKER_02 (17:41):
Well, we'll just call him because I can't see
him.
He's too far away.
SPEAKER_04 (17:44):
Alright, uh well, fuck you.
Let me get see if I get a few.
SPEAKER_02 (17:46):
I'd fall asleep you could fall in love.
SPEAKER_04 (17:51):
Doubtful.
Doubtful.
I'd definitely fall asleep.
Well, that's yeah.
Which is typically how I likethem, but you're not my type, so
uh okay.
We're gonna try to try to figureout the phone again.
Okay.
Which uh I'm gonna give myself alot of props.
I did really great with bothtimes one two of the one of the
(18:14):
times we did it.
Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
It's uh on me.
What do I have to do again?
Oh yeah, that thing.
I I don't know, just see if itfucking works.
Alright.
Here we go.
We're calling Brian.
unknown (18:29):
Dead air.
SPEAKER_04 (18:31):
I don't think it counts as not dead air if the
only thing you're saying is deadair.
Well, it's still an interruptionfrom dead air.
Oh, yeah, there he is.
Hello?
Hey buddy.
SPEAKER_01 (18:50):
Hey, how's it going?
SPEAKER_04 (18:51):
It's going fantastic.
How are you doing?
You're once again back on thepod with Mark and a special
guest in studio who doesn't havea mic, but she is she's here, my
mother.
SPEAKER_00 (19:04):
Oh hey.
SPEAKER_04 (19:05):
She's waving hi.
Mark, I guess, doesn't care tosay hi to you.
Oh, hi, Brian.
SPEAKER_01 (19:11):
That's the idea.
SPEAKER_04 (19:14):
I know, I know.
Uh so literally everybody, andI'm talking the four to six
listeners we have, are have beenon the edge of the their seats
ever since a couple episodeswhen I broke the news that you
excuse me, you picked a gym.
I did.
And we have not been able tocoordinate our schedules until
(19:35):
just now.
And I I I'm gonna I'm I'm gonnaleave it there.
What what happened?
How did we get here?
What'd you pick?
Walk us through it, bud.
SPEAKER_01 (19:46):
Alright, well, finally decided to go with LA
Fitness just because of uh costand general to me is also the
fact that not uh everybody atthe gym is like seven years old.
SPEAKER_04 (19:58):
Oh well that hurt Yeah, I think just you can kind
of hurt two pro people'sfeelings in here.
Just because my tech sag Brian.
SPEAKER_01 (20:10):
I'm just saying, until you've seen an elderly man
blow drying himself under a handdryer to drive after a shower,
that will influence yourdecisions.
SPEAKER_02 (20:18):
I guess it would.
SPEAKER_04 (20:20):
Oh, thank god Mark didn't go there.
I was I feel like he was gonnatalk about you know what I
thought you were gonna talkabout, Mark?
What's it your grandpa's ballsagain?
Just like I can't for a fourthtime.
But so can I read between thelines a little bit, Brian?
Um, and ask the question whenyou say not as many older people
there, do you mean a lot morehotter young hot young people at
(20:42):
your the one you pick?
SPEAKER_01 (20:45):
Fair to say.
SPEAKER_04 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I think if if we wouldhave had that intel going into
it, I mean it would have beenYeah, if I'd have known that
right off the bat, I'd have saidElliot Fitness.
SPEAKER_02 (20:56):
You did you did well no, would you plan it something
fitness because of they servepizza and donuts?
SPEAKER_04 (21:06):
Right.
Which I have to assume is nottrue, but right?
No, it's true.
SPEAKER_02 (21:13):
They used to when I went.
SPEAKER_04 (21:15):
Oh, okay.
Was that like they had a like atable of donuts before you got
the the chisel and stone to likesign in?
I mean, yeah, Fred Flintstonetimes.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (21:26):
Hey, quit picking on me.
Let's talk to Brian.
SPEAKER_05 (21:28):
Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_04 (21:31):
So uh that that I had we actually had a few
questions about these two gyms,which would be more appropriate
before you picked one, but arethey both are they both 247?
SPEAKER_01 (21:44):
Uh no, actually.
Uh Rackage Club was twenty fourseven.
This is actually like somewhatlimited day closed for about
five to six plus hours uhovernight.
SPEAKER_04 (21:57):
See now that's why that's why.
I can't go to LA Fitness.
It'd be a deal breaker for me.
I'm a night person.
So we'll call that the reason Idon't go to the gym.
Not a problem for you becauseyou get up every morning early
for work, right?
SPEAKER_01 (22:12):
I mean more or less.
SPEAKER_04 (22:14):
Yeah.
Yeah, you've had some long daystoo.
I mean, you often do, but um, souh you know, I think we were all
excited uh to hear about this.
Mark Mark's wife, Christina.
She wouldn't shut up about it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (22:28):
Did Brian pick a gym?
Did Brian pick a gym?
SPEAKER_02 (22:31):
And then when you told her yes, which one?
We can't talk about it.
She gave you the look.
SPEAKER_04 (22:39):
Yeah, but um so how long have you well the last time
when we first last time wetalked, you had you had gone to
the and by the way, I think thisis the first time hearing that
the other one was called theRacket Club.
I think that would have helped alot to have that information.
So you went there three days ina row, which I couldn't believe.
(23:00):
And from you know what what I'veheard as we've been chatting
here and there, it sounds likeyou've been really sticking with
it with this new gym.
SPEAKER_01 (23:09):
Uh yeah.
Um keeping the streak going moreor less, aside from a couple uh
long days of work to not getthere, but uh it's been pretty
consistent.
SPEAKER_04 (23:16):
Yeah, well, it's it's props.
Like I'm impressed.
Good for you, man.
Yeah, congratulations.
Because I sure as hell can I doit?
Well, no.
No, I mean I think that's beenestablished.
Uh and it's you so you pickedyou and go in there for how long
now?
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
Uh about maybe a week, week and a half, I think,
all all uh actually since thefirst of no like just uh
probably like the 28th ofJanuary to now.
SPEAKER_04 (23:50):
I don't do math, so we'll call that two weeks.
SPEAKER_01 (23:52):
I can't math either.
SPEAKER_04 (23:55):
Excellent.
Sounds like you're still likingit.
SPEAKER_01 (23:58):
Yeah, it's been it's been good so far.
Um weight machines, uh like kindof all the ellipticals got
everything kinda like uh prettywell fetched.
SPEAKER_04 (24:11):
Good scenery, sounds like uh but uh yeah that I mean
that's that's really and and Iwant to say, you know, because
we are what would you call us,Mark?
Um bad lazy.
Yes.
I was gonna say we are doing apublic service or something like
that.
And and you I'll just say this,and you can say what you want
(24:35):
about it.
Uh from what you've said, youalready are starting to feel a
lot better, you know, right?
Getting back to the gymregularly.
SPEAKER_01 (24:42):
Uh yeah, it has been uh great.
Uh a lot more energy, sleepingbetter, and uh starting to see
some moderate, you know, earlygains, I guess would be the
word, not not super into likeweight gains, but yeah, I mean
like just uh general benefits.
SPEAKER_04 (25:00):
So you said the word gain, and I'm gonna you weren't
here, but so we're gonna jumpback a little bit in this
episode.
Uh shortly before we called you.
Mark gave me an interesting uhstatistic, right, Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (25:11):
Yes, which was uh for every nine pounds you're
overweight, you lose a quarterinch of your junk.
So I've got like a two-footersomewhere, Brian.
SPEAKER_04 (25:27):
As an educated, as an educated man, Brian, who I I
mean you do forensic digitalforensic, you know how to suss
things out.
Like, does that does that soundright to you?
SPEAKER_01 (25:39):
Uh I am not a doctor, sir, but I have seen um
evidence that would support thathypothesis.
SPEAKER_02 (25:47):
Thank you.
Dang.
So much.
I'm gonna mark that one for me.
SPEAKER_04 (25:53):
It's only I think it only counts if no, see you you
can't just go the rest of yourlife saying you're hung like a
fucking horse because it's inthere.
I'm telling you, I'll show youthe equation.
Told you I'm flat as a Kindle.
SPEAKER_05 (26:05):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (26:06):
At some point, is it like is there a curve?
If we like at some point it itjust disappears and then it's
like it all depends on whathanded you are, if it's curved
or not.
Yeah, we've all talked aboutleft room.
SPEAKER_05 (26:17):
We're all at the same time.
SPEAKER_04 (26:19):
Although from Brian's reaction, maybe not for
a while.
SPEAKER_05 (26:26):
Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02 (26:28):
So horrifying.
It's got a slight bend in mypelvis.
SPEAKER_04 (26:32):
That was there's nothing slight about that
fucking bend, dude.
And I really, you know, inretrospect, I I really hope that
guy saw a doctor.
That was not gonna be a greatlife.
SPEAKER_02 (26:43):
Talk about scraping the walls.
SPEAKER_04 (26:45):
No, you get caught on the doorframe as you're
walking through.
Just a nook around boom, slamyour face, a jet.
Oh god, it's not a way to live.
But yeah, no, I appreciate Iappreciate that.
What you're saying, what you'resaying about, you know, um the
gains and not the mark kind ofgains, but the actual gains and
(27:06):
the feeling feeling better stuffbecause uh I don't it uh but for
you when you're on, I don'tthink anybody's ever gonna tell
people that on the spot.
We're just gonna be like, uhsmoking our cigarettes, drinking
our beer.
God dang, why do I feel likeshit all the time?
Oh, well, we're all relieved.
(27:28):
I think everybody's like, thankGod Brian has made this choice
and is feeling better and doinga thing.
Once again, mad respect, bro,for doing that.
Definitely.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, and like you and I havetalked about a little bit,
Brian, like we would love, youknow, to get you on and find you
(27:48):
know, find a a way to get you onto talk, you know, more about
what you do and stuff.
And you know, I think everyeverybody that's heard you on
here that they all really loveyou, so I think they'd all be
down for that.
That'd be great.
Speaking of that, I do have adigital forensics quite my
printer's broken.
Do I I wouldn't do that to youexcept I might, because it'd be
(28:12):
fucking funny.
Alright, but uh well, I'm gonnalet you go.
Thanks so much.
I know you've had some longdays.
Uh thanks so much for getting onwith us.
Yeah, absolutely.
Thank you all.
I'm gonna have to not let you gofor a second.
Uh do you have a baby that Idon't know about?
It's a cat.
Oh, is that is it Sammy?
SPEAKER_01 (28:31):
That is Sammy.
SPEAKER_04 (28:31):
Why is she so chatty right now?
SPEAKER_01 (28:33):
Uh I don't know.
There's something she sees, Ithink she wants some treats.
Oh, I gotcha.
SPEAKER_04 (28:39):
Is it the crack?
We don't need that much.
SPEAKER_02 (28:42):
No, I need the treats too.
SPEAKER_04 (28:47):
Is this the cat crack?
SPEAKER_01 (28:49):
Like the chularoo thing that she's the churrooo.
It is the thing that, you know,you will see the devil come out
of your kitty if she doesn't getit.
SPEAKER_04 (28:56):
Yes, yes.
Another uh PSA for everybody.
If you need to lure a cat out ordo get a cat to do something,
get those little chuleroo, orwhat are they actually called,
Brian?
Uh churu.
Churu.
There's this little like it'slike a gogurt for cats.
And they are crackheads withthis stuff.
But it doesn't taste that badtoo if you only get a little hit
(29:16):
while you're doing it.
SPEAKER_02 (29:17):
But after 12 Mandellos, nothing tastes bad,
Brian.
SPEAKER_04 (29:22):
Uh mute button, mute button, mute button.
All right, BJ.
Well, thanks again.
Uh we'll we'll let you go.
SPEAKER_01 (29:31):
Oh, thanks, folks.
Have a great day.
SPEAKER_04 (29:32):
You too.
SPEAKER_02 (29:33):
Bye.
Take care, bye.
Uh he's so nice.
How are you friends with him?
That's that's a valid question.
SPEAKER_04 (29:41):
Come on.
Um he is nice.
Um, I think he's probablywondering the second part of
your question about you.
Like, was he friends with him?
Not the first part.
Everybody wonders, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It is kind of a mysterysometimes.
Yeah, mystery machine.
Wow, I think that was a reallygreat contribution to my setup
(30:02):
there.
Um, is that a Scooby-Dooreference?
Yes.
Did you Scooby-Doo me?
Uh-huh.
I gave you a Scooby-Snack.
Those were uh God, somebody Idon't know.
Uh I had uh made me think of astory, but I can't remember what
it was.
Are those actual things?
They used to be.
Back before you were born.
(30:23):
I assumed.
Yeah.
Uh like you go to the store andget Scooby Snacks?
Yeah, they had Scooby Snacks foryour pets.
Uh for your pets.
SPEAKER_02 (30:31):
How'd they taste?
I don't know.
Really?
Yeah.
It was just hard to get them inthe bowl to smoke them.
SPEAKER_04 (30:37):
You do realize this has a built-in polygraph that
only I can see on the board overhere, right?
SPEAKER_02 (30:41):
What, that I'm lying?
SPEAKER_03 (30:44):
Maybe.
SPEAKER_02 (30:46):
Is my mouth moving?
Yes.
Am I lying?
Yes.
According to Ryan.
I I don't call you a liar.
Did I have to?
SPEAKER_04 (30:55):
You said polygraph.
Uh, well.
But to be fair, and let's beclear about this, I don't want
people thinking I'm sayingthings about you aren't true.
What I did say is, quote, a goodpercentage of what comes out of
your mouth is bullshit.
Yes.
Yes.
And that's different fromcalling you a liar.
That is.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
So, um did you when you came in,um, you had to come in the back
(31:16):
way because uh don't you brokethe gate.
SPEAKER_02 (31:21):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (31:24):
Don't just laugh at me about the gate.
It's it's it's uh it's reallytrying.
Well, uh hey, at least we gotone thing fixed.
No, it's not working.
The gate's not working.
Oh what are you?
I thought I thought the gate wasworking.
No, I did did you not.
Can we go back to the beginningof this sentence where I said
(31:45):
you came in the back way becausethe gate's not working?
Oh yeah.
And then you said at least wegot one thing fixed?
SPEAKER_02 (31:51):
That was a different lead in to something else, but I
forgot that we were on somethingelse.
SPEAKER_04 (31:55):
And so, oh, what was the thing you were talking
about?
SPEAKER_02 (31:57):
The little trailer.
The little trailer?
Yeah, we finally got the fenderscut off the room.
You mean the ability trailer?
It's little, right?
SPEAKER_04 (32:06):
Depends on how you look at it, but i in in our.
Usually with a mirror layingflat on the ground so I can see
it.
Oh, that's so sad.
So funny.
Um No, here on the right sidewhen we we say little trailer,
we're talking about one of yourtrailers over there.
SPEAKER_02 (32:24):
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, like the utility trailer.
Thank you.
SPEAKER_04 (32:27):
You're welcome.
Yeah, why don't we call it theutility trailer?
We'll call it.
Okay, I'll write that.
So we fixed it, right?
Well, it wasn't it was a fix andan upgrade.
Don't okay.
We don't need to hear youwriting things.
It's the only way I know how tospell it.
And I contend that there's agood chance it wasn't spelled
right.
But let's not check that rightnow.
(32:49):
Yeah, let's not.
So we fixed it, right?
Yep.
And what were we We've onlytalked about it 17 times, so why
don't you recap for everybody?
SPEAKER_02 (32:58):
So, excuse me, uh, we had this utility trailer.
By the way, I didn't brip intothe micrail.
I know, I'm telling you, don'tdo it.
Oh, okay.
I did that last time.
Yeah.
So over at the at our place, myplace, well, Christine and I's
place, wherever that is overthere, and I'm pointing.
Um, we had the tote, 275-gallontote on the utility trailer.
(33:20):
So I didn't have to go to thebeginning of the time.
Uh, it's gonna be a quickbelieving.
All right, I mail it's quick.
Uh so when we took it overthere, all the tires were flat.
And so it just keeps going.
Last time after uh we got themto the with podcast, Ryan came
over with uh grinder and we uhput trailer tires on it instead
(33:42):
of little 13-inch tires, so wehad to cut the fenders off.
SPEAKER_04 (33:45):
Yeah, and and we did it uh you know, and I I don't
want to give myself too muchcredit because it's not like I
came over there so we could dothat.
First time for everything.
I came over to use your mound.
Um get up on your mound and seeif we could get the gas out and
or the air out, sorry.
Which we had some success with.
SPEAKER_02 (34:03):
Oh, that's good.
SPEAKER_04 (34:04):
What do you mean?
You were there.
The X bed?
Yeah, when we had it up at anangle so we could all the air
out from you changing the Right,and I said we've we had some
success there, and he said,Well, that's good, as if it's
news to you.
You're supposed to be like,Yeah, we did.
I'm trying to make you feelgood, Ryan.
Like I'm not telling you things.
(34:26):
We're okay.
So uh yeah, we got the trailerdone, which is really slick
because it had very, very smalltires on it.
Well, they weren't that small,but like I would say probably
the wheel and tire.
Like 12, probably 15-inch tire,right?
Uh the width of the tire, yeah.
It was a 13-inch ramp.
(34:47):
I think I said width the tire.
No, it was a 13-inch ram.
Yeah.
12.
13 12 and a half.
Um, so yeah, it's a small tire.
And we use full ass, likefull-size trailer tires.
The ones go like on a RV traileror flatbed or something.
15 inch.
SPEAKER_05 (35:03):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (35:03):
Yeah.
That.
Um which but it's really coolbecause um it like the tires are
just because of the truckpulling it now.
Except not today because we weused it, uh my mom was helping
clean up the Raptor pen, andthere's a lot of leaves and
stuff out there.
And so I I brought this hookedit on the Sport 10 and brought
(35:25):
it in.
Uh brought the trailer in to putstuff on there.
And the Sport 10, though it doeshave tires that say for trailer
service only, I think the tiresare actually a little smaller
than the trailer.
Probably.
Yeah, but it's uh you know, I'mreally happy about it.
And despite the fact that threeor four minutes on a trailer and
tires I go with, it's probablynot the best, probably not the
(35:47):
best radio in the world.
Uh I'm happy about it because itlike it's useful now.
We can use the crap out of it.
That yeah, that's what makes itnice.
Yeah.
It is what makes it nice, yeah.
Good.
Well, well put.
Um, although I gotta tell youabout the balls, um, it takes
the smaller ball, you know?
SPEAKER_02 (36:08):
So it takes a two-inch ball.
Or the one and three quarter,one and seven eighths.
SPEAKER_03 (36:12):
I don't know.
The smaller one.
You know what I mean though.
SPEAKER_02 (36:16):
Yeah, the for the hitch.
SPEAKER_03 (36:17):
Right.
Okay.
What's the normal one?
SPEAKER_02 (36:19):
Two inch, unless you're yeah, two inch for
pulling like U-Hauls and boatsand stuff like that.
Or like my flatbed.
Or your flatbed, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (36:28):
Or your little trailer.
SPEAKER_02 (36:31):
No, my little trailer's two and five
sixteenths.
SPEAKER_04 (36:33):
Oh, it's not a competition.
But yeah, so two inch is theregular one.
But no, this takes the littlethe smaller one, which is I
don't know.
One and seven eighths.
There you go.
Um and you know I have thatfour-way like ball ball ball
hook thing on the LR3?
Yes.
Yeah, that's what we used to getover there, uh, which is really
cool.
The suburban, I don't have it,only has one ball.
(36:56):
The um the X bed, I had to gofind the ball that used to be on
the F-150 and wrench that balloff the back of it and put that
ball on the X bed.
That's a lot of balls.
But you spoke too soon.
I don't know if you know this,but the Sport 10 going back to
that, it has two balls on theback.
Did you know that?
(37:16):
No, I didn't.
Yeah.
And I mean, they're just it'slike how I would do it.
They're just like drill a coupleholes, they're on the bumper.
And they're not even centered.
But what it does is got it's gota ball, it's got a ball for
every occasion.
One for each hand.
For each hand.
Yeah, that was that was tooeasy.
(37:37):
Um, but yeah, so already uhpoint being, you know, 18
minutes later or whatever thehell it is on the trailer.
Point being already it's veryuseful, so I'm glad we fixed it.
SPEAKER_02 (37:48):
I am too.
SPEAKER_04 (37:48):
Yeah.
Um good, good.
SPEAKER_02 (37:51):
So the next is the the gate.
SPEAKER_04 (37:54):
The next project is the last project, which is the
gate.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just gonna have to takethat panel down there.
I can't wait.
SPEAKER_02 (38:02):
I that big ass panel down there.
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04 (38:05):
Yep.
Yeah, uh well, you know what?
Let's commit to doing thatbefore not the next episode.
Before like two episodes out.
Okay.
Alright.
Yep.
And I say and I I'm pretty braveto say that because my having my
mom in the studio, she hurt me.
(38:25):
You're in trouble.
She's gonna make a studio.
She's gonna be like, gentlemen,like pointing out her watch,
gentlemen.
Gentlemen, are you gonna putthat panel up?
Or no.
Uh but yeah, uh, so yeah, we'lldo I mean, god dang it.
I having it working again hereand there and for a little while
is so nice.
Yeah, it it is nice when itworks.
Yeah.
And we can't we got back fromthe store today and pulled in.
(38:45):
Ah, damn thing's dead.
Well, look, I'd left the backgate open, so we just went in,
which I know is a lot easier forme and my trucks than you.
Was it like an 18-point turn toget the uh no?
SPEAKER_02 (38:56):
I used the front bumper of the truck to push the
gate open a little bit more.
SPEAKER_04 (39:00):
You didn't have to do like a three-point turn or
anything?
SPEAKER_02 (39:02):
No, uh I knew it.
Well, you told me to come inthrough the back gate, so with
the one ton I went wide and camein a lot straighter.
I should have brought theBronco.
SPEAKER_04 (39:16):
No, yeah, alright.
Uh tell you what, that was gonnabe really fun story, I'm sure.
But the show's over.
Already?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (39:26):
God, that's what she said.
SPEAKER_04 (39:28):
You I think you've already done that one.
Did I?
SPEAKER_02 (39:31):
That's what he said.
SPEAKER_04 (39:35):
Catch y'all next time.
Have a good one.
SPEAKER_02 (39:48):
Hey, it's Mark here at Stetin Centered.
Uh, just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
Stetcenter.live, or on Facebookat Stet Center Live.
Uh we'll maybe post some littlestupid videos that we've done,
stuff like that, as we're gonnakeep on going.
And also, we talked a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch,
(40:10):
and you can we'll post picturesof them.
We'll see how it goes.
Let us know.
How are we going?
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