February 21, 2026 • 44 mins
Ever had a small fix turn into a life upgrade? That’s the pulse running through this one where we juggle dog chaos, missing pens, and a surprise studio cameo while chasing down tech issues and a trench full of roots. We laugh hard at ourselves, but there’s real progress hiding in the mess: a lost keepsake found in seconds, a fresh set of tires, a utility trailer that suddenly does the work of a weekend crew. And maybe a dinosaur fossil?
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hey everybody, welcome back to
Set & Centered, I'm RJ.
I'm Mark.
How are we doing today?
Doing good.
How are you doing over there?
Well, you know, I'm all right.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Just all right.
Good talk.
Good talk.
Yeah.
We are uh we should say that wedo have my mother in the studio
again.
Um she had a I wouldn't call ita traumatic experience
(00:31):
participating last time.
Hated everything about it.
I can't remember the wordsexactly, but that sounds clever.
Yeah.
She's uh she's sans microphoneright now, uh, but in the studio
with us.
Um maybe taking notes oneverything we're doing wrong.
Did you get her a pen?
Oh, I didn't.
That was pretty clever of me.
Or is that a dig at me for notgetting you a pen for like three
(00:53):
episodes?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Uh I'll just you figure it out.
We'll we'll just leave it withthat.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh, well, since you can't since you mentioned it,
you never got me a pen.
Uh, because all of them areover there by you.
I'm saying in general, you'venever gotten me a pen.
No, uh-uh.
Yeah.
Nope.
Um you know, it's like BYOP.
That's kind of, I think,standard operating.
But yeah, I had an extra pen,so you got an extra pen.
(01:20):
Yep.
Wait, did you say I stole it orsomething earlier when we got
in here?
No, uh-uh.
No, I oh, you were glad it wasstill there.
I was glad it was still there.
Yeah, I remember the last one.
We've got a pen.
Uh sorry there was somebodyelse in the house who needed to
use a pen for a second, Mark.
What, Hartley?
Oh god.
If only he'd just swallow it,it might get stuck.
He could poop blue.
(01:42):
Oh, like if he ate it.
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, it's stupid.
Um, he uh I have to say though,and I hate to admit it, but
he's been really good lately.
It's because glamour's here.
I think so too.
I think so.
Treats, treats, that's part ofit, and also um that what how'd
(02:04):
you describe us last time, fatand lazy?
Uh yeah.
Yeah, we're not she's not that,so no, she's been really
active, so she wears him out.
And I I contend that he's justbeen tired.
He's not be he's not he's notwell behaved.
Yeah.
But uh he's been really good,really, really good the last
little bit.
(02:25):
That's good.
Yeah.
Um, which uh you didn't you youcame over tonight, and I
there's a couple things you'resupposed to bring.
Um well, and you didn't, butone of them is Ellie.
I was gonna ask you, how whydidn't you bring Ellie?
Come play with Finny.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Because I didn't want to deal with her.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We're talking about Ellie.
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, I can't I can't deal with her, she's in Salem
Oregon.
Uh Ellie just gets a little bitexcited and she's hard to
control sometimes when she getsaround all the dogs.
Yeah, yeah, but I know that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, you know that I know that.
Yep.
I mean, that's like when I whenI come over to your place and I
just open the door and there'sa giant Hartley.
Yeah, I don't have thatconsideration for you.
It's like here, deal with thiscrazy for whatever.
Yeah, um, she is a little bitnuts, but uh, she loves Finny,
and Finney hasn't been overthere yet, has he?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Not for a while.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Was he ever over there?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, you brought him over that one time, and then he
came over that one time on hisown.
That was uh Hartley.
No, and Hartley came over andthen Finley came over one time
too.
Did Finley come back?
I brought him back, Christineand I brought him back.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, that's I yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's when the mybrother was here.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, that was uh that was uh here about three weeks
ago.
We were outside, and here comesFinley around the corner.
Yeah, it's like oh I'm here,I'm here, and then you get
Kanayan Lucky behind him going,we didn't bring him, we didn't
bring him, you know, they'refull of crap.
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
And then you you brought himback, the two of you.
Yep, and then we all stoodtogether.
You did, right?
Uh in the vehicle, because Godforbid he had to walk all the
(04:04):
way over and all the way back.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Dang, I thought was I was I not here for this?
I don't remember this.
Yeah.
You were here?
I thought I thought it was thetime where you walked Hartley
back over.
No, we did walk Hartley backover.
Okay, well, real good keepingtrack of my dogs I'm doing.
Oh my god.
And yeah.
Yeah, speaking of ke keepingtrack of things, uh, we've all
(04:27):
been I've been keeping track ofuh the things that you know
you're not doing.
That's one that's one of mythings I I I do stay on top of
it.
Because it takes the pressureoff of you.
Yeah, well, there's two wayslooking at it.
One of them is that.
Uh so I think last time, maybeit's been a couple episodes,
(04:50):
trying to get in your Gmail.
Because you forgot thepassword, right?
Yep, I'm in there now.
Yeah, so I don't know, this isprobably the ninth or tenth
episode we've recorded.
We've more we've been workingon this password thing uh since
the beginning.
Yes, we have.
Yeah.
Um, so props for after weeksand months um getting that done.
(05:14):
Couldn't have got it donewithout Christina.
I know.
She's the backup email.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Um that's yeah, okay.
I don't think she deservesprops for that.
I mean, she just had to send afucking code.
So that was one of two hurdles.
Um the other hurdle was gettingyour laptop going so we could
(05:35):
get uh the analytics stuff onyour laptop and also like do a
test remote.
We kind of talked about thatbefore.
Yep.
You finally did.
You finally did, you got yourlap up laptop turned on, so
we're ready to go with that,right?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Uh it turned on.
And it wanted a pin number.
And I don't remember the pinnumber.
There it is.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Uh it's just like, oh my god.
It took like two and a halfweeks for you to get the charger
connected to it.
Well, I had to find thecharger.
I understand what's involved ingetting a charger connected to
it.
Well, you have to find it, sothat's the biggest part.
I know.
But that was what I was saying.
It took you two and a halfweeks to find the charger.
Yeah, it did.
Did you try certain did you tryany pins?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Or did you just look at like Oh, yeah, I tried the my
typical six numbers.
Okay.
Yeah.
I I think I probably won thelottery.
There's many numbers as I triedto use trying to get it
unlocked, but none of themworked on there.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I would think it would kick you out after like
three.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, I was up to like five or six.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Tries?
Yeah.
Okay, you made it sound like itwas a lot.
Oh at a time.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Doesn't see you don't get credit for each keystroke.
I do.
I give myself credit that I'mactually doing something besides
watching YouTube.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
And you know, I think that is really sweet of you for
yourself.
I I admire that to an extent.
Uh so um, can't get in thelaptop.
Oh yeah, actually last nightyou were telling me, uh, laptop
forgot the password.
I'm like, okay.
Oh, what do you I'm like, whatdo you do when when you forget
(07:14):
the password to your laptop?
And you're like, oh, it's noproblem.
You just go and you hit the forgot password.
And you kind of trailed off.
I'm like, you have no you haveno idea, do you?
No.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'll figure it out.
I've been using a Mac now for ayear as my main, so I haven't
needed to use the laptops.
Yeah.
Uh I mean, there's Mac laptopstoo, but right?
Yeah, MacBooks.
I'm sorry, I'm distracted bythese fun lights on the side of
my microphone.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Which was my biggest fear when I had that damn thing.
Squirrel.
I'm gonna say two things rightnow.
One, we talked about it becauseI had to get a new microphone
arm or a boom, whatever theycall it for your desk.
Right.
Because the first one justwasn't working out, and so I
needed to get it, you know,cheap and fast, and it just
ended up being one with LEDs andflashy lights and stuff, and I
(08:06):
was just like, oh god.
As soon as I saw I'm like,okay.
And then it came and I said,Look, right?
Yeah, I got you a new arm.
I'm gonna plug it in, and I'mgonna show you what it does.
But that's gonna be the end ofit.
You're just gonna ignore it.
I forgot.
Yeah, I know.
And uh the second thing is uhwith regard to you being
(08:30):
distracted, you you know we'redoing a podcast right now,
right?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh crap, I forgot that too.
Uh sometimes it feels likeWell, I'm over here all by
myself in the corner.
That's the nobody nobody putsbaby in the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is that a reference to something?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, Dirty Dancing.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know that movie.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I already told youPatrick Swiss died.
Yeah, um a lot longer beforethan what you thought he had
died.
Yeah, well, I'd say we wereboth sorted in the ballpark, but
um, yeah, they're making asecond one of those.
And Roadhouse.
They already made theRoadhouse.
Damn it.
I tried to remember somethingthat you said.
I already fucked it up.
(09:06):
When did that come out?
Uh two years ago.
Did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah.
And it was I liked it becauseit was nothing like the original
one.
They weren't trying to remakethe original one.
They they made anotherroadhouse, but it was pretty
good.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So it was more like a reimagining?
Pretty much.
Was it a sequel or just a likeNo, uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
All new characters and everything.
It was actually I liked it.
A lot of people didn't, but I'measily amused.
Yeah, that's it.
We've we've proven that withthe lights on the side of this
mic boom.
Many other things.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't think that's something that you had to
announce.
Um I just wanted to look up uhmust be looking up when that
other one came out.
Uh no, I'm well yeah, Roadhousetoo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, because uh I don't believeyou, of course.
Um I wondered either, but yeah,so it uh hasn't even been made
(10:07):
yet.
Tell us more about the movie.
Now I'm really interested.
There was another Roadhouse.
Uh yes, there was.
And it was made two years ago.
I think it was two years ago.
Who was in it?
Just anybody that was in it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't know.
Uh the other one that says it'son Amazon Prime.
What's it called?
Roadhouse 2?
Uh shit, I I don't know.
I'm I'm trying to figure itout.
Uh 2024 Roadhouse was announcedas a thing they were going to
(10:48):
do.
It has uh Jake Gyllenhaal.
It sure will.
No, it it already did.
I've I've watched it.
Okay, Jake Gyllenhaal.
19 or 219, Jesus.
2024 full cast and crew.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It was I I'm actually looking at something here.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's also gotten post loan.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Correct.
2024.
Amazon announced that thesequel was in development with
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yes, but right here it says watch the movie.
It came out in 2024, actionthriller, one hour and 54
minutes long, and it says watchthe movie.
It's already out, my friend.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay.
Um there's a reason I'msticking with this, is because
uh either you and I havedifferent internets, which based
on our history could be true.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Especially on those sites.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, exactly.
Well, yeah.
Um, but no, it's okay.
Let me can I read you, let meread to you the title of the
article that I'm looking atright now on this movie.
Okay.
Roadhouse 2, in parentheses,upcoming film.
Right, but that was in 2024.
The article is right now.
(12:03):
It's like, no, this it said letme f let me read more.
So in 2024, Amazon announcedthe sequel is in development.
In April 2025, Guy Ritchie hadbeen hired to direct it.
Okay.
Okay.
Filming.
Filming principal photographybegan in April 2025.
I don't know what to tell you.
(12:26):
I want to know where you'rewhere you're seeing this.
On my phone on Google.
Oh, I'm using Bing.
Yeah.
So I'm sure when I go to GoogleChandler Bing?
That reality will definitelythere's a Roadhouse 2 that came
out two years ago, and it's notthe one that Jake is upcoming.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, because it was funny because it had McGregor in
it.
Who is McGregor?
Oh, he's MMA fighter.
Okay, I still don't know who heis.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Um, okay, I just hit I I tapped Google Roadhouse 2.
Is that what you typed?
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's what Google AI says.
Uh Roadhouse 2 is an upcomingaction sequel to the 2024
Roadhouse remake.
Oh, wait a minute.
That's a different thing.
unknown (13:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You can watch it on Amazon Prime, I think.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't know.
Now we're getting oh, it hasJake Chillenhall in it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Shit, like I'm not even here.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It came out in 2024.
Yep, two years ago.
Okay.
You are very smart, thank you.
Yeah, no.
I asked.
You could have helped me out atany point.
I tried.
You don't listen.
I do listen.
The movie that you're talkingabout is not called Roadhouse 2,
it's called Roadhouse.
That's what I said, Roadhouse.
(13:46):
You asked me for Roadhouse 2, Isaid no.
No, you didn't say no, you saidyes.
Oh my god.
And so Roadhouse 2 is a sequelto Roadhouse, which was made in
2024.
Okay.
I bet you didn't know that.
Um how did we get here?
You not believe in me?
Nope.
(14:07):
That's where we ended up.
How did we get here?
Uh dirty dancing.
Yeah, dirty dancing.
Something about that.
Yeah.
Say before that.
Okay.
No, what did you say beforethat?
That got us into dirty dancing.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh, the they also came out with the Roadhouse,
too.
No, I said that.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What were we talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Why are we allowed to have a podcast?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Because it doesn't really matter how many people
listen, we love laughing atourselves.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, I mean, that's true to the point.
Um computer, laptop, Macs canbe laptops.
You mentioned somebody, likePhillinger or something.
Or Blupus.
Was it a it was a character inthe Roadhouse movie?
No, I didn't mention anybodythat was.
(15:01):
No, Dirty Dancing, sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No.
No, I I'm lost, man.
Back to the back to the Google.
Back to the Googles.
What were Mark and Ryan talkingabout before?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You know, they went off track.
Are you talking about theoriginal Dirty Dancing or the
new one?
I I let's I know you don'tremember saying anything about
it, but would it be theoriginal?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Uh let's probably because nobody puts baby in a
corner.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh my fucking god.
Yes.
I'm old.
You gotta give me a minute.
No.
That's the whole I it's beenlike 10 fucking minutes on this.
We finally get it figured out.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's the longest I've lasted in a long time.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Need to retire it.
Okay.
Okay, I'll retire it.
Baby in a hole.
Well the what's the baby in acorner.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, what's the thing?
Uh because when they were uh atthe end of the movie, when she
uh Patrick Swayze's characterwent to her dad and says nobody
puts baby in a corner because hehad put her in the the corner
of the table.
His baby?
Uh his daughter.
Not Patrick Swayze's the otherguy's daughter.
The baby daughter.
Yeah.
And everybody called her baby.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So you can't put a baby, you shouldn't put a baby
in the corner.
Like you just put his baby inthe corner?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah.
Like time out?
Yeah, timeout.
She was in trouble because shewas caught with Patrick Swayze
for dancing.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
All over when they're in.
How can he dance when he's ababy?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It's really easy.
Haven't you seen that new uhapp where you can make things
dance?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Not yeah, no, I'm being sort of serious.
I'm not getting what you'resaying.
You're putting a baby in thecorner.
Her name, her name was Baby.
The baby's name was oh, thebaby's name was the girl's name
was Baby.
The dancing lady's name wasBaby.
Yeah.
This we've talked about thisbefore.
Context.
So when you make a reference,like, don't put baby in the
(16:50):
drink or whatever you said.
Um, and then you're like, oh,because in this movie a guy said
it.
Okay, here's what you'd want todo.
There's a character named Baby.
She's uh she dances.
Okay, I actually don't have adirect suggestion on that, but
just right context.
(17:11):
Um up there, and I blame youfor this whole Roadhouse,
Roadhouse 2, Roadhouse Remakebullshit.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
So was the Roadhouse remake good?
I I said I liked it, yeah.
As if I didn't listen to you.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You're asking me again, so that means you didn't
listen to me.
I acknowledged that.
But no, I you said like I saidI liked it because it was
nothing like the original one.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh yeah, you did.
Yeah.
And then I asked you if it wasa re-match.
Yeah, okay.
Um but not dirty dancing too.
Roadhouse.
Right.
Oh, wait, that's what we'retalking about.
Um yeah, you said we've talkedabout this a lot.
I'll be honest with you.
Um even the couple minutes wespent on Dirty Dancing and
Patrick Swayze, like that oneepisode, right?
(17:59):
It's way more than I everthought we'd talk about any of
that.
And right now, this has beenthe whole show.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, that's changed subjects.
What do we got next?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
Thanks.
So you take uh derail theentire show, um, and then you're
like, so what do you want to donext?
What's now?
Um, what's uh you got okay,laptop, pen.
I'm telling this whole fuckingPatrick's way dirty dance.
It's throwing me off.
But um you're gonna get yourwell, I sent you that's where we
(18:35):
were 20 minutes later from thepassword.
We're back.
I I thought I asked my guy.
Right.
And he sent you a list ofthings to try.
Yes, he did.
And you're gonna try thattonight.
Yes.
Oh, tonight?
Cut me off fight intention.
I knew you would.
Tonight.
Yes.
Okay, I'll try it tonight.
Awesome.
So hopefully we can get thatgoing.
(18:56):
And by the time you actuallyget that damn thing going, I'm
not gonna remember why we evenneeded it.
Because I'm starting not toremember.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Uh the original reason was so that I had a
different uh source to do thesocials and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
And then also with me leavinghere in a few weeks to go up
north, we were gonna try andpodcast from my laptop.
The remote.
Yeah, the remote.
God, it's still two weeks tillyou leave.
It's a little bit longer thanthat.
(19:24):
Only takes 40 hours to getthere.
That's a long fucking drive.
unknown (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Are you doing a straight shot?
Probably.
Yes.
I don't want to do hotels withdogs.
Uh yeah, I mean I get you.
It's a pain in the butt, butugh, it's a long haul.
Yeah.
But it'll be quieter and lessgajunky junk because Christina's
already up there.
(19:50):
Because you got new tiresfinally.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh, yeah, I did get new tires.
Well, when I left your house uhafter that we did the last
podcast, um I had a low tirelight on.
unknown (20:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And so I got my new tires put on the other day, and
it's so much quieter, drives somuch better.
Yeah.
The guy said I might got asmuch life out of those old tires
as I could.
So I feel good now that youpushed me in the direction to
get them before I go up there.
Uh, have been pushing you inthe direction for six months.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well, you can toot your own horn, but yes, you did.
Uh I just like that.
It's you know, the whole reasonyou need tires is uh they had
virtually no tread left on them.
And the tire light comes on.
Like, oh god, a little littlebit of low pressure.
You got to get new tires now,finally.
Yeah.
And I did.
I I and you know what?
(20:41):
I'm happy for you becausethat's it wasn't a good plan to
drive on those.
No, it wasn't.
You're you're right on thatone.
I know.
Hold on.
I can record that.
Put on a loop.
Yeah.
Uh can you say it again?
Uh you were right on that one.
Thanks.
I just like it.
Um one thing I was not right onwas uh we had well you we need
(21:02):
to get electric and water run uhat your place.
Yeah, up, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, up where?
Uh to move where we live ourtrailer up to the other spot.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Right.
From uh because right now, likethe power where it comes in,
the water where it comes in isuh it's on the edge of the
property kind of, and wherey'all's house is gonna end up is
like you know, hundred andwell, hundred and twenty feet
roughly away from yeah.
That's how much PVC you got.
So you're talking about diggingthe trench, and I'm like, yeah,
(21:35):
I've I mean I got this littlelike pointy thingy on the back I
can put on the back of mytractor, come over there, bing
bang, boom.
Oh my god.
I thought it was gonna takelike 15 minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I told you I was worried about the roots.
You said no, they were allburnt up.
I did, you did, and I did.
Okay, so what is what does thatmean?
I was uh there while I wasoperating the tractor.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Um God, what a Freaking pain in the butt.
Well, first of all, I had kindof forgotten how to operate that
particular thing.
So I kind of messed it up thefirst run or two.
I'll take that.
Okay.
Oh my god, it's like everythere's so many roots.
That's terrible.
I couldn't even believe it.
I think I made like fivepasses.
(22:19):
Yeah, and then I did like fivemore the next morning, and
there's still so I think back Ithink I made like six passes.
Yeah.
I must have only done fourthen.
Uh no, you actually did a lotbetter than I did.
Um because even I It wasdaylight when I did it.
I know.
I was gonna say it was like11:30.
(22:39):
I went out there after I ziptie installed my headlights on
the tractor.
And they look good.
They look great.
Yes, yeah.
Uh and so you know, we work atnight, people know that.
And uh god, after like an hour,I'm like, man, I hate to admit
it, but I think this is adaylight job.
It is, and you did it, well,you hit it a few more times.
(22:59):
Yeah between four and five moretimes.
Right.
And you did you did pretty wellon it.
Um, but there's just a shit tonof roots.
Yeah, and then there's that onespot where there's that big
root that Yeah, well, I'm notconvinced it's a root.
Okay.
I think well, I'm not say I'mnot saying I don't believe you.
I was sort of just like jokingaround because it's like it's
like a four four foot, five footlong stretch of this trench.
(23:23):
I just won't go, won't give.
I think it might be a fossil.
A fossil?
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
Right.
Dibs.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you can have well.
If it's a T-Rex, you can have arib.
If it's a boring dinosaur, youcan probably have most of it,
honestly.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
What's a boring dinosaur?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Um like a Brachiosaurus.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh, okay.
See, they've changed all thenames of the dinosaurs since I
was a kid, so I don't even knowwhat they're called anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I th I often in fact I had to stop myself because you
it would Brontosaurus, right?
Is what you would think ofthat.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah.
Me too.
And it's just now it'sBrachiosaurus.
And I'm always like, every timeit comes up, I'm like, did they
change it?
Is it a different one?
But yeah, that's a that's aboring dinosaur, don't you
think?
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I agree.
Yeah.
Um T Rex is cool.
Oh, also if it's a raptor, youcan't have any of it.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm just I mean, we're layingit out here.
I I noticed that.
You understand that so manyfamilies have been ripped apart
when they dig up a dinosaurfossil.
You know?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Because you think it's all good.
You're like those birds onNemo.
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
On what?
Those birds on the seagulls onfinding Nemo.
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
Oh, finding Nemo.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah.
I I've not seen the movie.
I've heard a lot of peoplereference the movie.
I've not heard anybody evermention the seagulls, and I have
to feel like they've played aminor role.
That only you would sort of.
Is that true?
That's because I only get toplay a minor role.
In what?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
In what?
I wasn't expecting a rebuttal,I'm sorry.
Oh.
Well, I oh, so it's just aterrible joke.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, but well, actually uh uhwith regard to you playing a
minor role, um what's up next?
For me the pod.
I was just kind of doing whatyou did to me because you're but
no, the trench.
This is sort of PSA foreverybody out there.
(25:30):
Um if you're trenching with thetractor and the triangles like
pokey thing, and your buddysays, I think there's a lot of
roots in there, um, askyourself, is he full of shit
most of the time?
Yes.
Yes, and just go for it.
And in this case I fucked up,but it might work out for you.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, it it will.
We'll get it done.
Get the trailers moved and wehave to get it done.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah.
Although between when westarted it and now, which has
only been two days, not like weslacked off, because yesterday
it rained all day.
Oh, Jesus.
If you went and looked at it,I'm afraid too.
What the trench?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh, it was muddy.
That's like I didn't doanything in it today.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Muddy is what I would have assumed.
No, I I meant I said I askedyou this last night.
I was like, um, I was a littleworried maybe it was gonna fill
in more, like dirt, like all ofour progress, maybe.
No, uh-uh.
Did you look at it?
Yeah, I looked at it today.
Oh, okay.
And it was just muddy.
It was just muddy.
Okay.
By tomorrow it should be fine.
Yeah.
Right.
(26:30):
Well, we talked about it, youknow, it it'll be easier to get
through there with the thingywhen it's wet.
Yeah, well, a lot easier.
Yeah, but the ground on theground itself around it has to
be not uh, you know, so squishythat we just dig in with the
tractor.
Yeah, and we gotta get that uhraptor's bones out of there.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Do you think it's a raptor?
Oh, I think it's root.
Oh, I was gonna say size-wise.
Could be in the ballpark.
Um, yeah, I it don't you thinkit's I'm not saying it's a
fossil, but like it's this it'slike this length of trend of
ground that just doesn't move.
Well, that's it.
How can it be one root becausewhen you answer me this?
(27:12):
Hold on, go ahead.
Riddle me this.
I went in both directions.
So I've heard.
Alright, so you've been lookingfor your Zippo for quite some
time.
Yes, I have.
And uh look scouring, really.
Yeah, I've c I've looked in mytruck quite a few times.
Well, everywhere, all around.
(27:33):
Yep.
Um, and it's a bit of a soresubject.
Uh I think the last time Iasked you about it on the pod,
you said, and I'm quoting biteme when I asked you if you'd
found it yet.
I think you're correct.
Yeah.
Uh and so a couple things onthat.
We're talking about it theother night, and I'm asking you
(27:53):
again.
Okay.
Like, no, I'm not asking younow.
I'm recapping.
Okay, so we're right, are youthere now?
I'm still here.
Yeah, not there.
Okay.
For a second.
Uh I'm not telling you to zipit.
I know that pissed you off lasttime.
So just bear with me.
Yeah.
Okay.
(28:14):
I'm gonna write that down.
That's a little polite way tosay shut up for a second.
Just bear with me here, if youwill.
Um, so we're talking about it.
And I'm asking you again, like,what uh you know, so you
checked your truck, yeah,checked your truck.
And I'm like, I bet it's inyour truck, and you just didn't
look hard enough.
And you're like, no, I checkedit.
I'm like, okay.
Um, and then you thought youmade it very clear you thought I
(28:35):
was a complete freaking moronbecause I said, Okay, not in
your truck.
I said, It's probably way morelikely that if it's on your
truck, it's on your propertyversus like it fell out in a
shopping, like a parking lot,right?
Right.
So then using that as a segue,which is important, I said, you
know, I have a metal detector.
We should go over there, see ifwe can find it.
(28:56):
And your smart ass said to me,What'd you say?
You detect the truck becauseit's metal.
Yeah, sure would, bud.
And I'm like, are you did youthink my plan was to go over
there and point at the side ofyour truck?
Be like, beep beep, beep.
(29:17):
Hey, I think the lighter's inthere.
Yeah, I was.
Yeah.
Obviously, what I was thinkingis since you you scour your
truck and check everywhere andit's definitely not in there, we
could look around.
Beep, beep, beep.
So I was trying to be helpfuland stuff, but you were like,
uh, you're just dumb.
Yeah.
(29:38):
Yeah.
Um, so actually, your your lowtire indication.
I was over there, I think maybeeven later that night when it
came on.
And you told me, like, it's gota, you know, the light came on,
so I guess we'll get new tires.
And I just was like, Are youfreaking kidding?
And I threw up if I startedkicking shit.
I'm like, I've been telling youfor months.
Now the light comes on.
(29:58):
Anyway, I'm like, diligentcheck, yeah.
Yeah, I'll get new tirestomorrow.
Like, you still need air.
I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonnatake care of this.
Because I had the LR3 parkedright there, have a compressor
in the back.
And I'm like, and also, do youmind if I look through your
truck like seconds out of eyes?
You're like, no, no, it's fine.
You know, for the zippo, Imean.
So I go in and I plug in thecompressor and I do the front
(30:21):
tire on that side, and I thiscompressor I use for all my
vehicles, it won't even freakingreach the back tire on yours.
Your truck is so long.
Yep.
Yep, yep, says proudly.
And so I'm like, all right,that's not gonna work.
And I'm like, okay, well, I'mhere.
Let me just spend some timelooking for the lighter, right?
And I turn on my flashlight andI peered under the driver's
(30:47):
seat and I chuckled for asecond, and then I reached under
there and I grabbed your zipoff, and I you were on the other
side of the truck attending toyour fire.
Uh and so what you heard me saywas, uh, I'm not doing your
tires.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool, that's cool.
I'm like, for two reasons.
One, the thing won't reach.
You're like, it's cool, noproblem.
(31:07):
I said, and for another, and Iwalk around the corner and I
said, uh, how long do you thinkit would take me to find your
ladder?
Or whatever you said.
You're like, it's not in there,and I'm just holding out my
hand.
Speaker (31:18):
And you're like, Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah.
It took me, I would say if youcould time how long it takes to
click a flashlight on, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Less time than that to find it.
Well, in my defense, I can'teven find milk in the
refrigerator.
I don't look hard.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah.
I know.
Which was why when it came up,and I'd ask you, do you check
your truck?
And you'd be like, oh yeah, Ichecked everywhere.
And I'd always be a littleskeptical.
I'm like, did you?
Did you really look hard?
Yep, I checked everywhere.
I did.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I thought I did, yes.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, well, the story's changing.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Well, I thought I looked everywhere.
Well, I even cleaned out mytruck a little bit, uh, looking
for it.
Because it's been what, twomonths now that it's been gone?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Has it been that long?
Yeah, I think so.
My goodness.
A couple things.
There just there's no evidenceto suggest that you clean the
truck at all when I was uh inthere.
Granted, it didn't spend verylong in there looking for it,
just based on what I saw.
Um, and uh well uh first ofall, I re- recap, please, uh
(32:27):
what the lighter is.
You know, not everybody listensto every episode.
We're not just talking about uha regular lighter, right?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Right.
It's a zippo lighter I got froma squadron I was uh attached to
when I was in the Navy.
Yeah, uh squadron was VFA 15,the Valians.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
There, there you go.
It's a really, really coolthing.
Um, so on the one hand, I I'mvery happy that we found it.
I am too truly sincerely, andalso in your fucking face,
because I've told you, andyou're just gonna have to deal
with that.
I'll take it.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'm still a little pissed thatit's not mine.
I thought it was like piraterules.
(33:03):
I found this finders keepers.
I get it.
Like that's not work.
But no, like truly, that'sthat's really cool.
And you know, I said, like, Ikept saying it'll turn up, but
it'll turn up.
And uh wow, you really doappreciate me finding that
because I was where was thechainsaw dig right there?
(33:24):
Uh did you did you hold to holdback that one?
I'm I'm letting you have yourglory.
Oh, it is it's glorious.
Uh but in all sincerity, I'mI'm glad you found it.
I'm glad you found it too.
I'm glad you have it back.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yes, I am too.
It's in my pocket, is right asit left me since I you found it
for me.
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Um tires, good, great, yes, zippo, great,
trench, total failure.
Yeah, but we'll keep we'll keepat it.
Yep.
Yep.
I have to tell you, um, becausewe had talked about the utility
trailer before, well, quite afew times, but I think maybe
last time.
Um not the small trailer.
Do you still have that writtendown over there?
(34:08):
Utility trailer?
I yeah, it's right here,utility trailer.
Great.
Um, because we shouldn't haveto have that argument again.
No, I put a check mark next toit.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Done.
That it was done the last timewe talked about it.
That's why there's a check marknext to it.
Did you just put the checkmark?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I'm not gonna answer that.
Okay.
I think you're trying to leadthe witness.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh goodness.
Okay, but uh no, we we did.
We got it uh fixed, new tires,new wheels.
We talked about that before.
And actually, I was tellingyeah, I was telling you we used
it for the du for the raptorpen.
My mom was yeah, and uh so weused the crap out of it again
today.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, because you know, likeagain, we're fat and lazy.
(34:55):
Yeah.
My mom's not.
So she was out there for mostof the day gathering because
there's so many trees, so alwaysfall on branches and blah blah.
So she's out there with thedogs all day, like gathering
branches, and dang, she loadedup three trailer loads of of of
wood and you know, brought up tothe fire pit.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Wow.
I I mean three trailer loads.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Three trailers.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I mean, it's not like it's only four by six, so it
didn't take much.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I don't think I've ever heard anybody say wow with
less enthusiasm.
I'm not how I win.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh, you're marking the spot, aren't you?
No, I don't trying to unplugyour microphone.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Just don't unplug the pretty lights.
I was not saying it like likeit was a like Herculean amount
of wood.
I was just giving my mom someprops.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh, I I give her props all the time.
She's been sending food over tothe trailer with you that she's
been cooking.
I've been eating good.
Yeah, I you you have, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, um, so this really wasn't about you, wasn't
about me, wasn't about theutility trailer.
It's about your mom.
And the utility trailer alittle bit.
But yeah, uh, just give my momsome props.
And also sort of underliningthe point that that thing is
extremely useful now.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, and uh, oh, uh the little, the smaller tires
that we took off of it.
Yeah, yeah, those made reallygood fires.
Um, those have been taken careof.
Uh there wasn't much left, soit probably it was all I mean, I
think most of the tire no, mostof the tire material was
present.
Yeah.
It's just not sort of in theshape of a tire anymore.
(36:38):
But it did burn really well.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Um it is, thank you.
Appreciate that.
unknown (36:47):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Um, do you wanna I'm gonna I'm gonna let you take I'm
gonna let you take host now orlead or whatever.
So I have nothing written down.
I don't have anything writtendown either.
Oh we don't do that, we don'tscript the show out or anything.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
No.
Could you imagine trying toscript this sucker?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well especially with me.
I know.
Yeah.
Well, I can't imagine having toscript it, but the AI thing
transcribes it, transcripts itafter we load it up, you know?
Right.
And just reading it, I'm like,oh my god, could you imagine if
people actually wrote this shitlike in advance and then said
it?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, yeah, and then you sent me that thing last
night that shows how many peoplehave actually downloaded it or
listened to it now.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, we uh I'll say this.
We have uh there are somepeople listening to it outside
of our direct circle.
Um, and we've uh actually I waskind of maybe I was gonna hit
on that next episode, but yeah,we've actually started we've got
we've gotten some reviews, likehandful of reviews.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, they're not good.
Um but oh cool, but you know,it's engagement, it's what they
(37:56):
always say.
Uh yeah, you really don't haveanything you want to touch on.
No, I think we're good.
I think with what?
With with life.
We're only 25 minutes in.
You just we don't have anepisode.
Good with life?
All right.
Well, I guess it's the lastepisode of Set and Centered.
Uh nothing left to fucking joinus next time when we're not
here.
If we just if we just uhreleased the song, the set and
(38:23):
center theme song, as a newepisode every week or twice a
week, do you think we'd stillget followers?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, they'd probably be happier that we weren't on
it anymore.
That's true.
Yeah, it probably is.
Where'd those two assholes go?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because again, most peoplelistening are probably people
who feel like they're obligatedto like, uh Mom, what'd you
think of the podcast?
It was super great.
And I was really excited tolisten to all of them and
everything.
Yeah.
No, she's actually been a realhuge fan of it, which everybody
knows by now.
Um, I'll tell you a funnything, I'm gonna throw her under
the bus.
Uh, it was really hilarious.
Um, she'd gotten some stuff outof order um in her playlist uh
(39:02):
for the podcast because she usesuh Amazon music.
Okay, and they're alldifferent.
It's so weird, but anyway, sheuh she's been telling, telling
me, telling us that like they'rethe episodes are getting
consistently better, right?
Yeah, and she's kind of beensaying that all along.
So she's listening to uh anepisode the other night that she
(39:24):
hadn't heard yet, and uh shegets done and she said, She's
like, Yeah, that that was good,but you know, I I I still you
guys have only gotten bettersince then, like you just keep
getting better.
And I'm like, uh the one youlistened to was the last one we
released two days ago.
You're like, oh she's like, ohgeez.
Oh, it was really good.
(39:45):
No, it was great.
It was really funny because theI don't I don't remember which
one it was, but it was good, itwas just not like that exciting.
Um, it was kind of a a longhaul, uh I say, after doing half
a podcast episode aboutRoadhouse 2 or not.
Or not.
(40:07):
Or not, no.
Uh but yeah, it was it was kindof funny.
Yeah, so you know, it's peoplelistening.
There there are a few listeningor have listened.
It's when they listen for asecond time, that's that's gonna
be big.
Yeah, yeah.
So we do appreciate that.
And you know, we're not gonnahit you with the likes I what's
(40:27):
the thing?
Like, like, comment, andsubscribe.
Yeah, um, we we appreciate anyfeedback y'all have, you know
how to get a hold of us.
Mark again has a little blurb.
Um, if you hang in for themusic on more details if you
haven't heard it before.
Um, so with that, uh, we areactually at the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh, see, you told me it was 25 minutes.
Yeah, you didn't believe me.
You're like my mom.
You you tell me the wrong time.
What in in what con why wouldyou do that?
unknown (40:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
You just always ask her, you know, hey mom, what
time is it?
Oh, it's 11 o'clock and it waslike 10 30 in the morning.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Did she do it on purpose?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Mean?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
No, just mom.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Oh, my mom doesn't do that.
No, well she actually does giveme the wrong time because she
can't read my clock.
Which is not entirely herfault.
I shouldn't say that.
It's because it's wrong rightnow.
So's the one over here by me.
You have a clock?
Oh yeah, you have that coolclock.
Yeah.
What does it say?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Uh 22, 25, and 42 seconds.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Oh, actually, it's right.
It's just wrong in the same waythat the other clock is.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Oh, so we gotta wait and wait till the time changed
so it's right again.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Exactly.
Okay.
So it's only technically wrong.
So yeah.
All right.
Well, yes, this is the end ofthe show.
Um, so it's been a real greattime.
Thanks for putting all of it onme.
Um you're very welcome.
Yes, sir.
Uh I appreciate that.
And suck it again on the zippo.
Yeah.
All right.
Yep.
We'll catch y'all later.
Have a good one.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered.
I just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
setcenter.live, or on Facebookat Set Center Live.
Uh, we'll maybe post somelittle stupid videos that we've
done and stuff like that, and sowe're gonna keep on going.
And also we talk a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch,
(42:30):
and we'll post pictures of them.
We'll see how it goes and letus know.
How we go.
Speaker (44:00):
Break time, yell it all unwind.
Thousand dogs judging with thatthousand-yard mind.
Project list is long, but we'llget there soon.
That's a lie, but it's a goodtone.
We said it's in a kind of sortof maybe held together by
(44:21):
stubborn and a little crazy.
You're still listening to oneof the pack.
Now back to the chaos.
Here we go.
Hey everybody, welcome back to
Set & Centered, I'm RJ.
I'm Mark.
How are we doing today?
Doing good.
How are you doing over there?
Well, you know, I'm all right.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Just all right.
Good talk.
Good talk.
Yeah.
We are uh we should say that wedo have my mother in the studio
again.
Um she had a I wouldn't call ita traumatic experience
(00:31):
participating last time.
Hated everything about it.
I can't remember the wordsexactly, but that sounds clever.
Yeah.
She's uh she's sans microphoneright now, uh, but in the studio
with us.
Um maybe taking notes oneverything we're doing wrong.
Did you get her a pen?
Oh, I didn't.
That was pretty clever of me.
Or is that a dig at me for notgetting you a pen for like three
(00:53):
episodes?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Uh I'll just you figure it out.
We'll we'll just leave it withthat.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh, well, since you can't since you mentioned it,
you never got me a pen.
Uh, because all of them areover there by you.
I'm saying in general, you'venever gotten me a pen.
No, uh-uh.
Yeah.
Nope.
Um you know, it's like BYOP.
That's kind of, I think,standard operating.
But yeah, I had an extra pen,so you got an extra pen.
(01:20):
Yep.
Wait, did you say I stole it orsomething earlier when we got
in here?
No, uh-uh.
No, I oh, you were glad it wasstill there.
I was glad it was still there.
Yeah, I remember the last one.
We've got a pen.
Uh sorry there was somebodyelse in the house who needed to
use a pen for a second, Mark.
What, Hartley?
Oh god.
If only he'd just swallow it,it might get stuck.
He could poop blue.
(01:42):
Oh, like if he ate it.
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, it's stupid.
Um, he uh I have to say though,and I hate to admit it, but
he's been really good lately.
It's because glamour's here.
I think so too.
I think so.
Treats, treats, that's part ofit, and also um that what how'd
(02:04):
you describe us last time, fatand lazy?
Uh yeah.
Yeah, we're not she's not that,so no, she's been really
active, so she wears him out.
And I I contend that he's justbeen tired.
He's not be he's not he's notwell behaved.
Yeah.
But uh he's been really good,really, really good the last
little bit.
(02:25):
That's good.
Yeah.
Um, which uh you didn't you youcame over tonight, and I
there's a couple things you'resupposed to bring.
Um well, and you didn't, butone of them is Ellie.
I was gonna ask you, how whydidn't you bring Ellie?
Come play with Finny.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Because I didn't want to deal with her.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We're talking about Ellie.
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, I can't I can't deal with her, she's in Salem
Oregon.
Uh Ellie just gets a little bitexcited and she's hard to
control sometimes when she getsaround all the dogs.
Yeah, yeah, but I know that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, you know that I know that.
Yep.
I mean, that's like when I whenI come over to your place and I
just open the door and there'sa giant Hartley.
Yeah, I don't have thatconsideration for you.
It's like here, deal with thiscrazy for whatever.
Yeah, um, she is a little bitnuts, but uh, she loves Finny,
and Finney hasn't been overthere yet, has he?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Not for a while.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Was he ever over there?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, you brought him over that one time, and then he
came over that one time on hisown.
That was uh Hartley.
No, and Hartley came over andthen Finley came over one time
too.
Did Finley come back?
I brought him back, Christineand I brought him back.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, that's I yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's when the mybrother was here.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, that was uh that was uh here about three weeks
ago.
We were outside, and here comesFinley around the corner.
Yeah, it's like oh I'm here,I'm here, and then you get
Kanayan Lucky behind him going,we didn't bring him, we didn't
bring him, you know, they'refull of crap.
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
And then you you brought himback, the two of you.
Yep, and then we all stoodtogether.
You did, right?
Uh in the vehicle, because Godforbid he had to walk all the
(04:04):
way over and all the way back.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Dang, I thought was I was I not here for this?
I don't remember this.
Yeah.
You were here?
I thought I thought it was thetime where you walked Hartley
back over.
No, we did walk Hartley backover.
Okay, well, real good keepingtrack of my dogs I'm doing.
Oh my god.
And yeah.
Yeah, speaking of ke keepingtrack of things, uh, we've all
(04:27):
been I've been keeping track ofuh the things that you know
you're not doing.
That's one that's one of mythings I I I do stay on top of
it.
Because it takes the pressureoff of you.
Yeah, well, there's two wayslooking at it.
One of them is that.
Uh so I think last time, maybeit's been a couple episodes,
(04:50):
trying to get in your Gmail.
Because you forgot thepassword, right?
Yep, I'm in there now.
Yeah, so I don't know, this isprobably the ninth or tenth
episode we've recorded.
We've more we've been workingon this password thing uh since
the beginning.
Yes, we have.
Yeah.
Um, so props for after weeksand months um getting that done.
(05:14):
Couldn't have got it donewithout Christina.
I know.
She's the backup email.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Um that's yeah, okay.
I don't think she deservesprops for that.
I mean, she just had to send afucking code.
So that was one of two hurdles.
Um the other hurdle was gettingyour laptop going so we could
(05:35):
get uh the analytics stuff onyour laptop and also like do a
test remote.
We kind of talked about thatbefore.
Yep.
You finally did.
You finally did, you got yourlap up laptop turned on, so
we're ready to go with that,right?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Uh it turned on.
And it wanted a pin number.
And I don't remember the pinnumber.
There it is.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Uh it's just like, oh my god.
It took like two and a halfweeks for you to get the charger
connected to it.
Well, I had to find thecharger.
I understand what's involved ingetting a charger connected to
it.
Well, you have to find it, sothat's the biggest part.
I know.
But that was what I was saying.
It took you two and a halfweeks to find the charger.
Yeah, it did.
Did you try certain did you tryany pins?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Or did you just look at like Oh, yeah, I tried the my
typical six numbers.
Okay.
Yeah.
I I think I probably won thelottery.
There's many numbers as I triedto use trying to get it
unlocked, but none of themworked on there.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I would think it would kick you out after like
three.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, I was up to like five or six.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Tries?
Yeah.
Okay, you made it sound like itwas a lot.
Oh at a time.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Doesn't see you don't get credit for each keystroke.
I do.
I give myself credit that I'mactually doing something besides
watching YouTube.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
And you know, I think that is really sweet of you for
yourself.
I I admire that to an extent.
Uh so um, can't get in thelaptop.
Oh yeah, actually last nightyou were telling me, uh, laptop
forgot the password.
I'm like, okay.
Oh, what do you I'm like, whatdo you do when when you forget
(07:14):
the password to your laptop?
And you're like, oh, it's noproblem.
You just go and you hit the forgot password.
And you kind of trailed off.
I'm like, you have no you haveno idea, do you?
No.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'll figure it out.
I've been using a Mac now for ayear as my main, so I haven't
needed to use the laptops.
Yeah.
Uh I mean, there's Mac laptopstoo, but right?
Yeah, MacBooks.
I'm sorry, I'm distracted bythese fun lights on the side of
my microphone.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Which was my biggest fear when I had that damn thing.
Squirrel.
I'm gonna say two things rightnow.
One, we talked about it becauseI had to get a new microphone
arm or a boom, whatever theycall it for your desk.
Right.
Because the first one justwasn't working out, and so I
needed to get it, you know,cheap and fast, and it just
ended up being one with LEDs andflashy lights and stuff, and I
(08:06):
was just like, oh god.
As soon as I saw I'm like,okay.
And then it came and I said,Look, right?
Yeah, I got you a new arm.
I'm gonna plug it in, and I'mgonna show you what it does.
But that's gonna be the end ofit.
You're just gonna ignore it.
I forgot.
Yeah, I know.
And uh the second thing is uhwith regard to you being
(08:30):
distracted, you you know we'redoing a podcast right now,
right?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh crap, I forgot that too.
Uh sometimes it feels likeWell, I'm over here all by
myself in the corner.
That's the nobody nobody putsbaby in the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is that a reference to something?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, Dirty Dancing.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know that movie.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I already told youPatrick Swiss died.
Yeah, um a lot longer beforethan what you thought he had
died.
Yeah, well, I'd say we wereboth sorted in the ballpark, but
um, yeah, they're making asecond one of those.
And Roadhouse.
They already made theRoadhouse.
Damn it.
I tried to remember somethingthat you said.
I already fucked it up.
(09:06):
When did that come out?
Uh two years ago.
Did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah.
And it was I liked it becauseit was nothing like the original
one.
They weren't trying to remakethe original one.
They they made anotherroadhouse, but it was pretty
good.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So it was more like a reimagining?
Pretty much.
Was it a sequel or just a likeNo, uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
All new characters and everything.
It was actually I liked it.
A lot of people didn't, but I'measily amused.
Yeah, that's it.
We've we've proven that withthe lights on the side of this
mic boom.
Many other things.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't think that's something that you had to
announce.
Um I just wanted to look up uhmust be looking up when that
other one came out.
Uh no, I'm well yeah, Roadhousetoo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, because uh I don't believeyou, of course.
Um I wondered either, but yeah,so it uh hasn't even been made
(10:07):
yet.
Tell us more about the movie.
Now I'm really interested.
There was another Roadhouse.
Uh yes, there was.
And it was made two years ago.
I think it was two years ago.
Who was in it?
Just anybody that was in it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't know.
Uh the other one that says it'son Amazon Prime.
What's it called?
Roadhouse 2?
Uh shit, I I don't know.
I'm I'm trying to figure itout.
Uh 2024 Roadhouse was announcedas a thing they were going to
(10:48):
do.
It has uh Jake Gyllenhaal.
It sure will.
No, it it already did.
I've I've watched it.
Okay, Jake Gyllenhaal.
19 or 219, Jesus.
2024 full cast and crew.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It was I I'm actually looking at something here.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's also gotten post loan.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Correct.
2024.
Amazon announced that thesequel was in development with
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yes, but right here it says watch the movie.
It came out in 2024, actionthriller, one hour and 54
minutes long, and it says watchthe movie.
It's already out, my friend.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay.
Um there's a reason I'msticking with this, is because
uh either you and I havedifferent internets, which based
on our history could be true.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Especially on those sites.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, exactly.
Well, yeah.
Um, but no, it's okay.
Let me can I read you, let meread to you the title of the
article that I'm looking atright now on this movie.
Okay.
Roadhouse 2, in parentheses,upcoming film.
Right, but that was in 2024.
The article is right now.
(12:03):
It's like, no, this it said letme f let me read more.
So in 2024, Amazon announcedthe sequel is in development.
In April 2025, Guy Ritchie hadbeen hired to direct it.
Okay.
Okay.
Filming.
Filming principal photographybegan in April 2025.
I don't know what to tell you.
(12:26):
I want to know where you'rewhere you're seeing this.
On my phone on Google.
Oh, I'm using Bing.
Yeah.
So I'm sure when I go to GoogleChandler Bing?
That reality will definitelythere's a Roadhouse 2 that came
out two years ago, and it's notthe one that Jake is upcoming.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, because it was funny because it had McGregor in
it.
Who is McGregor?
Oh, he's MMA fighter.
Okay, I still don't know who heis.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Um, okay, I just hit I I tapped Google Roadhouse 2.
Is that what you typed?
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's what Google AI says.
Uh Roadhouse 2 is an upcomingaction sequel to the 2024
Roadhouse remake.
Oh, wait a minute.
That's a different thing.
unknown (13:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You can watch it on Amazon Prime, I think.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't know.
Now we're getting oh, it hasJake Chillenhall in it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Shit, like I'm not even here.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It came out in 2024.
Yep, two years ago.
Okay.
You are very smart, thank you.
Yeah, no.
I asked.
You could have helped me out atany point.
I tried.
You don't listen.
I do listen.
The movie that you're talkingabout is not called Roadhouse 2,
it's called Roadhouse.
That's what I said, Roadhouse.
(13:46):
You asked me for Roadhouse 2, Isaid no.
No, you didn't say no, you saidyes.
Oh my god.
And so Roadhouse 2 is a sequelto Roadhouse, which was made in
2024.
Okay.
I bet you didn't know that.
Um how did we get here?
You not believe in me?
Nope.
(14:07):
That's where we ended up.
How did we get here?
Uh dirty dancing.
Yeah, dirty dancing.
Something about that.
Yeah.
Say before that.
Okay.
No, what did you say beforethat?
That got us into dirty dancing.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh, the they also came out with the Roadhouse,
too.
No, I said that.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What were we talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Why are we allowed to have a podcast?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Because it doesn't really matter how many people
listen, we love laughing atourselves.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, I mean, that's true to the point.
Um computer, laptop, Macs canbe laptops.
You mentioned somebody, likePhillinger or something.
Or Blupus.
Was it a it was a character inthe Roadhouse movie?
No, I didn't mention anybodythat was.
(15:01):
No, Dirty Dancing, sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No.
No, I I'm lost, man.
Back to the back to the Google.
Back to the Googles.
What were Mark and Ryan talkingabout before?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You know, they went off track.
Are you talking about theoriginal Dirty Dancing or the
new one?
I I let's I know you don'tremember saying anything about
it, but would it be theoriginal?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Uh let's probably because nobody puts baby in a
corner.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh my fucking god.
Yes.
I'm old.
You gotta give me a minute.
No.
That's the whole I it's beenlike 10 fucking minutes on this.
We finally get it figured out.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's the longest I've lasted in a long time.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Need to retire it.
Okay.
Okay, I'll retire it.
Baby in a hole.
Well the what's the baby in acorner.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, what's the thing?
Uh because when they were uh atthe end of the movie, when she
uh Patrick Swayze's characterwent to her dad and says nobody
puts baby in a corner because hehad put her in the the corner
of the table.
His baby?
Uh his daughter.
Not Patrick Swayze's the otherguy's daughter.
The baby daughter.
Yeah.
And everybody called her baby.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So you can't put a baby, you shouldn't put a baby
in the corner.
Like you just put his baby inthe corner?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah.
Like time out?
Yeah, timeout.
She was in trouble because shewas caught with Patrick Swayze
for dancing.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
All over when they're in.
How can he dance when he's ababy?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It's really easy.
Haven't you seen that new uhapp where you can make things
dance?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Not yeah, no, I'm being sort of serious.
I'm not getting what you'resaying.
You're putting a baby in thecorner.
Her name, her name was Baby.
The baby's name was oh, thebaby's name was the girl's name
was Baby.
The dancing lady's name wasBaby.
Yeah.
This we've talked about thisbefore.
Context.
So when you make a reference,like, don't put baby in the
(16:50):
drink or whatever you said.
Um, and then you're like, oh,because in this movie a guy said
it.
Okay, here's what you'd want todo.
There's a character named Baby.
She's uh she dances.
Okay, I actually don't have adirect suggestion on that, but
just right context.
(17:11):
Um up there, and I blame youfor this whole Roadhouse,
Roadhouse 2, Roadhouse Remakebullshit.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
So was the Roadhouse remake good?
I I said I liked it, yeah.
As if I didn't listen to you.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You're asking me again, so that means you didn't
listen to me.
I acknowledged that.
But no, I you said like I saidI liked it because it was
nothing like the original one.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh yeah, you did.
Yeah.
And then I asked you if it wasa re-match.
Yeah, okay.
Um but not dirty dancing too.
Roadhouse.
Right.
Oh, wait, that's what we'retalking about.
Um yeah, you said we've talkedabout this a lot.
I'll be honest with you.
Um even the couple minutes wespent on Dirty Dancing and
Patrick Swayze, like that oneepisode, right?
(17:59):
It's way more than I everthought we'd talk about any of
that.
And right now, this has beenthe whole show.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, that's changed subjects.
What do we got next?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
Thanks.
So you take uh derail theentire show, um, and then you're
like, so what do you want to donext?
What's now?
Um, what's uh you got okay,laptop, pen.
I'm telling this whole fuckingPatrick's way dirty dance.
It's throwing me off.
But um you're gonna get yourwell, I sent you that's where we
(18:35):
were 20 minutes later from thepassword.
We're back.
I I thought I asked my guy.
Right.
And he sent you a list ofthings to try.
Yes, he did.
And you're gonna try thattonight.
Yes.
Oh, tonight?
Cut me off fight intention.
I knew you would.
Tonight.
Yes.
Okay, I'll try it tonight.
Awesome.
So hopefully we can get thatgoing.
(18:56):
And by the time you actuallyget that damn thing going, I'm
not gonna remember why we evenneeded it.
Because I'm starting not toremember.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Uh the original reason was so that I had a
different uh source to do thesocials and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
And then also with me leavinghere in a few weeks to go up
north, we were gonna try andpodcast from my laptop.
The remote.
Yeah, the remote.
God, it's still two weeks tillyou leave.
It's a little bit longer thanthat.
(19:24):
Only takes 40 hours to getthere.
That's a long fucking drive.
unknown (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Are you doing a straight shot?
Probably.
Yes.
I don't want to do hotels withdogs.
Uh yeah, I mean I get you.
It's a pain in the butt, butugh, it's a long haul.
Yeah.
But it'll be quieter and lessgajunky junk because Christina's
already up there.
(19:50):
Because you got new tiresfinally.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh, yeah, I did get new tires.
Well, when I left your house uhafter that we did the last
podcast, um I had a low tirelight on.
unknown (20:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And so I got my new tires put on the other day, and
it's so much quieter, drives somuch better.
Yeah.
The guy said I might got asmuch life out of those old tires
as I could.
So I feel good now that youpushed me in the direction to
get them before I go up there.
Uh, have been pushing you inthe direction for six months.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well, you can toot your own horn, but yes, you did.
Uh I just like that.
It's you know, the whole reasonyou need tires is uh they had
virtually no tread left on them.
And the tire light comes on.
Like, oh god, a little littlebit of low pressure.
You got to get new tires now,finally.
Yeah.
And I did.
I I and you know what?
(20:41):
I'm happy for you becausethat's it wasn't a good plan to
drive on those.
No, it wasn't.
You're you're right on thatone.
I know.
Hold on.
I can record that.
Put on a loop.
Yeah.
Uh can you say it again?
Uh you were right on that one.
Thanks.
I just like it.
Um one thing I was not right onwas uh we had well you we need
(21:02):
to get electric and water run uhat your place.
Yeah, up, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, up where?
Uh to move where we live ourtrailer up to the other spot.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Right.
From uh because right now, likethe power where it comes in,
the water where it comes in isuh it's on the edge of the
property kind of, and wherey'all's house is gonna end up is
like you know, hundred andwell, hundred and twenty feet
roughly away from yeah.
That's how much PVC you got.
So you're talking about diggingthe trench, and I'm like, yeah,
(21:35):
I've I mean I got this littlelike pointy thingy on the back I
can put on the back of mytractor, come over there, bing
bang, boom.
Oh my god.
I thought it was gonna takelike 15 minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I told you I was worried about the roots.
You said no, they were allburnt up.
I did, you did, and I did.
Okay, so what is what does thatmean?
I was uh there while I wasoperating the tractor.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Um God, what a Freaking pain in the butt.
Well, first of all, I had kindof forgotten how to operate that
particular thing.
So I kind of messed it up thefirst run or two.
I'll take that.
Okay.
Oh my god, it's like everythere's so many roots.
That's terrible.
I couldn't even believe it.
I think I made like fivepasses.
(22:19):
Yeah, and then I did like fivemore the next morning, and
there's still so I think back Ithink I made like six passes.
Yeah.
I must have only done fourthen.
Uh no, you actually did a lotbetter than I did.
Um because even I It wasdaylight when I did it.
I know.
I was gonna say it was like11:30.
(22:39):
I went out there after I ziptie installed my headlights on
the tractor.
And they look good.
They look great.
Yes, yeah.
Uh and so you know, we work atnight, people know that.
And uh god, after like an hour,I'm like, man, I hate to admit
it, but I think this is adaylight job.
It is, and you did it, well,you hit it a few more times.
(22:59):
Yeah between four and five moretimes.
Right.
And you did you did pretty wellon it.
Um, but there's just a shit tonof roots.
Yeah, and then there's that onespot where there's that big
root that Yeah, well, I'm notconvinced it's a root.
Okay.
I think well, I'm not say I'mnot saying I don't believe you.
I was sort of just like jokingaround because it's like it's
like a four four foot, five footlong stretch of this trench.
(23:23):
I just won't go, won't give.
I think it might be a fossil.
A fossil?
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
Right.
Dibs.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you can have well.
If it's a T-Rex, you can have arib.
If it's a boring dinosaur, youcan probably have most of it,
honestly.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
What's a boring dinosaur?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Um like a Brachiosaurus.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh, okay.
See, they've changed all thenames of the dinosaurs since I
was a kid, so I don't even knowwhat they're called anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I th I often in fact I had to stop myself because you
it would Brontosaurus, right?
Is what you would think ofthat.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah.
Me too.
And it's just now it'sBrachiosaurus.
And I'm always like, every timeit comes up, I'm like, did they
change it?
Is it a different one?
But yeah, that's a that's aboring dinosaur, don't you
think?
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I agree.
Yeah.
Um T Rex is cool.
Oh, also if it's a raptor, youcan't have any of it.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm just I mean, we're layingit out here.
I I noticed that.
You understand that so manyfamilies have been ripped apart
when they dig up a dinosaurfossil.
You know?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Because you think it's all good.
You're like those birds onNemo.
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
On what?
Those birds on the seagulls onfinding Nemo.
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
Oh, finding Nemo.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah.
I I've not seen the movie.
I've heard a lot of peoplereference the movie.
I've not heard anybody evermention the seagulls, and I have
to feel like they've played aminor role.
That only you would sort of.
Is that true?
That's because I only get toplay a minor role.
In what?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
In what?
I wasn't expecting a rebuttal,I'm sorry.
Oh.
Well, I oh, so it's just aterrible joke.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, but well, actually uh uhwith regard to you playing a
minor role, um what's up next?
For me the pod.
I was just kind of doing whatyou did to me because you're but
no, the trench.
This is sort of PSA foreverybody out there.
(25:30):
Um if you're trenching with thetractor and the triangles like
pokey thing, and your buddysays, I think there's a lot of
roots in there, um, askyourself, is he full of shit
most of the time?
Yes.
Yes, and just go for it.
And in this case I fucked up,but it might work out for you.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, it it will.
We'll get it done.
Get the trailers moved and wehave to get it done.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah.
Although between when westarted it and now, which has
only been two days, not like weslacked off, because yesterday
it rained all day.
Oh, Jesus.
If you went and looked at it,I'm afraid too.
What the trench?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh, it was muddy.
That's like I didn't doanything in it today.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Muddy is what I would have assumed.
No, I I meant I said I askedyou this last night.
I was like, um, I was a littleworried maybe it was gonna fill
in more, like dirt, like all ofour progress, maybe.
No, uh-uh.
Did you look at it?
Yeah, I looked at it today.
Oh, okay.
And it was just muddy.
It was just muddy.
Okay.
By tomorrow it should be fine.
Yeah.
Right.
(26:30):
Well, we talked about it, youknow, it it'll be easier to get
through there with the thingywhen it's wet.
Yeah, well, a lot easier.
Yeah, but the ground on theground itself around it has to
be not uh, you know, so squishythat we just dig in with the
tractor.
Yeah, and we gotta get that uhraptor's bones out of there.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Do you think it's a raptor?
Oh, I think it's root.
Oh, I was gonna say size-wise.
Could be in the ballpark.
Um, yeah, I it don't you thinkit's I'm not saying it's a
fossil, but like it's this it'slike this length of trend of
ground that just doesn't move.
Well, that's it.
How can it be one root becausewhen you answer me this?
(27:12):
Hold on, go ahead.
Riddle me this.
I went in both directions.
So I've heard.
Alright, so you've been lookingfor your Zippo for quite some
time.
Yes, I have.
And uh look scouring, really.
Yeah, I've c I've looked in mytruck quite a few times.
Well, everywhere, all around.
(27:33):
Yep.
Um, and it's a bit of a soresubject.
Uh I think the last time Iasked you about it on the pod,
you said, and I'm quoting biteme when I asked you if you'd
found it yet.
I think you're correct.
Yeah.
Uh and so a couple things onthat.
We're talking about it theother night, and I'm asking you
(27:53):
again.
Okay.
Like, no, I'm not asking younow.
I'm recapping.
Okay, so we're right, are youthere now?
I'm still here.
Yeah, not there.
Okay.
For a second.
Uh I'm not telling you to zipit.
I know that pissed you off lasttime.
So just bear with me.
Yeah.
Okay.
(28:14):
I'm gonna write that down.
That's a little polite way tosay shut up for a second.
Just bear with me here, if youwill.
Um, so we're talking about it.
And I'm asking you again, like,what uh you know, so you
checked your truck, yeah,checked your truck.
And I'm like, I bet it's inyour truck, and you just didn't
look hard enough.
And you're like, no, I checkedit.
I'm like, okay.
Um, and then you thought youmade it very clear you thought I
(28:35):
was a complete freaking moronbecause I said, Okay, not in
your truck.
I said, It's probably way morelikely that if it's on your
truck, it's on your propertyversus like it fell out in a
shopping, like a parking lot,right?
Right.
So then using that as a segue,which is important, I said, you
know, I have a metal detector.
We should go over there, see ifwe can find it.
(28:56):
And your smart ass said to me,What'd you say?
You detect the truck becauseit's metal.
Yeah, sure would, bud.
And I'm like, are you did youthink my plan was to go over
there and point at the side ofyour truck?
Be like, beep beep, beep.
(29:17):
Hey, I think the lighter's inthere.
Yeah, I was.
Yeah.
Obviously, what I was thinkingis since you you scour your
truck and check everywhere andit's definitely not in there, we
could look around.
Beep, beep, beep.
So I was trying to be helpfuland stuff, but you were like,
uh, you're just dumb.
Yeah.
(29:38):
Yeah.
Um, so actually, your your lowtire indication.
I was over there, I think maybeeven later that night when it
came on.
And you told me, like, it's gota, you know, the light came on,
so I guess we'll get new tires.
And I just was like, Are youfreaking kidding?
And I threw up if I startedkicking shit.
I'm like, I've been telling youfor months.
Now the light comes on.
(29:58):
Anyway, I'm like, diligentcheck, yeah.
Yeah, I'll get new tirestomorrow.
Like, you still need air.
I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonnatake care of this.
Because I had the LR3 parkedright there, have a compressor
in the back.
And I'm like, and also, do youmind if I look through your
truck like seconds out of eyes?
You're like, no, no, it's fine.
You know, for the zippo, Imean.
So I go in and I plug in thecompressor and I do the front
(30:21):
tire on that side, and I thiscompressor I use for all my
vehicles, it won't even freakingreach the back tire on yours.
Your truck is so long.
Yep.
Yep, yep, says proudly.
And so I'm like, all right,that's not gonna work.
And I'm like, okay, well, I'mhere.
Let me just spend some timelooking for the lighter, right?
And I turn on my flashlight andI peered under the driver's
(30:47):
seat and I chuckled for asecond, and then I reached under
there and I grabbed your zipoff, and I you were on the other
side of the truck attending toyour fire.
Uh and so what you heard me saywas, uh, I'm not doing your
tires.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool, that's cool.
I'm like, for two reasons.
One, the thing won't reach.
You're like, it's cool, noproblem.
(31:07):
I said, and for another, and Iwalk around the corner and I
said, uh, how long do you thinkit would take me to find your
ladder?
Or whatever you said.
You're like, it's not in there,and I'm just holding out my
hand.
Speaker (31:18):
And you're like, Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah.
It took me, I would say if youcould time how long it takes to
click a flashlight on, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Less time than that to find it.
Well, in my defense, I can'teven find milk in the
refrigerator.
I don't look hard.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah.
I know.
Which was why when it came up,and I'd ask you, do you check
your truck?
And you'd be like, oh yeah, Ichecked everywhere.
And I'd always be a littleskeptical.
I'm like, did you?
Did you really look hard?
Yep, I checked everywhere.
I did.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I thought I did, yes.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, well, the story's changing.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Well, I thought I looked everywhere.
Well, I even cleaned out mytruck a little bit, uh, looking
for it.
Because it's been what, twomonths now that it's been gone?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Has it been that long?
Yeah, I think so.
My goodness.
A couple things.
There just there's no evidenceto suggest that you clean the
truck at all when I was uh inthere.
Granted, it didn't spend verylong in there looking for it,
just based on what I saw.
Um, and uh well uh first ofall, I re- recap, please, uh
(32:27):
what the lighter is.
You know, not everybody listensto every episode.
We're not just talking about uha regular lighter, right?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Right.
It's a zippo lighter I got froma squadron I was uh attached to
when I was in the Navy.
Yeah, uh squadron was VFA 15,the Valians.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
There, there you go.
It's a really, really coolthing.
Um, so on the one hand, I I'mvery happy that we found it.
I am too truly sincerely, andalso in your fucking face,
because I've told you, andyou're just gonna have to deal
with that.
I'll take it.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'm still a little pissed thatit's not mine.
I thought it was like piraterules.
(33:03):
I found this finders keepers.
I get it.
Like that's not work.
But no, like truly, that'sthat's really cool.
And you know, I said, like, Ikept saying it'll turn up, but
it'll turn up.
And uh wow, you really doappreciate me finding that
because I was where was thechainsaw dig right there?
(33:24):
Uh did you did you hold to holdback that one?
I'm I'm letting you have yourglory.
Oh, it is it's glorious.
Uh but in all sincerity, I'mI'm glad you found it.
I'm glad you found it too.
I'm glad you have it back.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yes, I am too.
It's in my pocket, is right asit left me since I you found it
for me.
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Um tires, good, great, yes, zippo, great,
trench, total failure.
Yeah, but we'll keep we'll keepat it.
Yep.
Yep.
I have to tell you, um, becausewe had talked about the utility
trailer before, well, quite afew times, but I think maybe
last time.
Um not the small trailer.
Do you still have that writtendown over there?
(34:08):
Utility trailer?
I yeah, it's right here,utility trailer.
Great.
Um, because we shouldn't haveto have that argument again.
No, I put a check mark next toit.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Done.
That it was done the last timewe talked about it.
That's why there's a check marknext to it.
Did you just put the checkmark?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I'm not gonna answer that.
Okay.
I think you're trying to leadthe witness.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh goodness.
Okay, but uh no, we we did.
We got it uh fixed, new tires,new wheels.
We talked about that before.
And actually, I was tellingyeah, I was telling you we used
it for the du for the raptorpen.
My mom was yeah, and uh so weused the crap out of it again
today.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, because you know, likeagain, we're fat and lazy.
(34:55):
Yeah.
My mom's not.
So she was out there for mostof the day gathering because
there's so many trees, so alwaysfall on branches and blah blah.
So she's out there with thedogs all day, like gathering
branches, and dang, she loadedup three trailer loads of of of
wood and you know, brought up tothe fire pit.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Wow.
I I mean three trailer loads.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Three trailers.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I mean, it's not like it's only four by six, so it
didn't take much.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I don't think I've ever heard anybody say wow with
less enthusiasm.
I'm not how I win.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh, you're marking the spot, aren't you?
No, I don't trying to unplugyour microphone.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Just don't unplug the pretty lights.
I was not saying it like likeit was a like Herculean amount
of wood.
I was just giving my mom someprops.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh, I I give her props all the time.
She's been sending food over tothe trailer with you that she's
been cooking.
I've been eating good.
Yeah, I you you have, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, um, so this really wasn't about you, wasn't
about me, wasn't about theutility trailer.
It's about your mom.
And the utility trailer alittle bit.
But yeah, uh, just give my momsome props.
And also sort of underliningthe point that that thing is
extremely useful now.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, and uh, oh, uh the little, the smaller tires
that we took off of it.
Yeah, yeah, those made reallygood fires.
Um, those have been taken careof.
Uh there wasn't much left, soit probably it was all I mean, I
think most of the tire no, mostof the tire material was
present.
Yeah.
It's just not sort of in theshape of a tire anymore.
(36:38):
But it did burn really well.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Um it is, thank you.
Appreciate that.
unknown (36:47):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Um, do you wanna I'm gonna I'm gonna let you take I'm
gonna let you take host now orlead or whatever.
So I have nothing written down.
I don't have anything writtendown either.
Oh we don't do that, we don'tscript the show out or anything.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
No.
Could you imagine trying toscript this sucker?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well especially with me.
I know.
Yeah.
Well, I can't imagine having toscript it, but the AI thing
transcribes it, transcripts itafter we load it up, you know?
Right.
And just reading it, I'm like,oh my god, could you imagine if
people actually wrote this shitlike in advance and then said
it?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, yeah, and then you sent me that thing last
night that shows how many peoplehave actually downloaded it or
listened to it now.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, we uh I'll say this.
We have uh there are somepeople listening to it outside
of our direct circle.
Um, and we've uh actually I waskind of maybe I was gonna hit
on that next episode, but yeah,we've actually started we've got
we've gotten some reviews, likehandful of reviews.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, they're not good.
Um but oh cool, but you know,it's engagement, it's what they
(37:56):
always say.
Uh yeah, you really don't haveanything you want to touch on.
No, I think we're good.
I think with what?
With with life.
We're only 25 minutes in.
You just we don't have anepisode.
Good with life?
All right.
Well, I guess it's the lastepisode of Set and Centered.
Uh nothing left to fucking joinus next time when we're not
here.
If we just if we just uhreleased the song, the set and
(38:23):
center theme song, as a newepisode every week or twice a
week, do you think we'd stillget followers?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, they'd probably be happier that we weren't on
it anymore.
That's true.
Yeah, it probably is.
Where'd those two assholes go?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because again, most peoplelistening are probably people
who feel like they're obligatedto like, uh Mom, what'd you
think of the podcast?
It was super great.
And I was really excited tolisten to all of them and
everything.
Yeah.
No, she's actually been a realhuge fan of it, which everybody
knows by now.
Um, I'll tell you a funnything, I'm gonna throw her under
the bus.
Uh, it was really hilarious.
Um, she'd gotten some stuff outof order um in her playlist uh
(39:02):
for the podcast because she usesuh Amazon music.
Okay, and they're alldifferent.
It's so weird, but anyway, sheuh she's been telling, telling
me, telling us that like they'rethe episodes are getting
consistently better, right?
Yeah, and she's kind of beensaying that all along.
So she's listening to uh anepisode the other night that she
(39:24):
hadn't heard yet, and uh shegets done and she said, She's
like, Yeah, that that was good,but you know, I I I still you
guys have only gotten bettersince then, like you just keep
getting better.
And I'm like, uh the one youlistened to was the last one we
released two days ago.
You're like, oh she's like, ohgeez.
Oh, it was really good.
(39:45):
No, it was great.
It was really funny because theI don't I don't remember which
one it was, but it was good, itwas just not like that exciting.
Um, it was kind of a a longhaul, uh I say, after doing half
a podcast episode aboutRoadhouse 2 or not.
Or not.
(40:07):
Or not, no.
Uh but yeah, it was it was kindof funny.
Yeah, so you know, it's peoplelistening.
There there are a few listeningor have listened.
It's when they listen for asecond time, that's that's gonna
be big.
Yeah, yeah.
So we do appreciate that.
And you know, we're not gonnahit you with the likes I what's
(40:27):
the thing?
Like, like, comment, andsubscribe.
Yeah, um, we we appreciate anyfeedback y'all have, you know
how to get a hold of us.
Mark again has a little blurb.
Um, if you hang in for themusic on more details if you
haven't heard it before.
Um, so with that, uh, we areactually at the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh, see, you told me it was 25 minutes.
Yeah, you didn't believe me.
You're like my mom.
You you tell me the wrong time.
What in in what con why wouldyou do that?
unknown (40:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
You just always ask her, you know, hey mom, what
time is it?
Oh, it's 11 o'clock and it waslike 10 30 in the morning.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Did she do it on purpose?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Mean?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
No, just mom.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Oh, my mom doesn't do that.
No, well she actually does giveme the wrong time because she
can't read my clock.
Which is not entirely herfault.
I shouldn't say that.
It's because it's wrong rightnow.
So's the one over here by me.
You have a clock?
Oh yeah, you have that coolclock.
Yeah.
What does it say?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Uh 22, 25, and 42 seconds.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Oh, actually, it's right.
It's just wrong in the same waythat the other clock is.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Oh, so we gotta wait and wait till the time changed
so it's right again.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Exactly.
Okay.
So it's only technically wrong.
So yeah.
All right.
Well, yes, this is the end ofthe show.
Um, so it's been a real greattime.
Thanks for putting all of it onme.
Um you're very welcome.
Yes, sir.
Uh I appreciate that.
And suck it again on the zippo.
Yeah.
All right.
Yep.
We'll catch y'all later.
Have a good one.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered.
I just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
setcenter.live, or on Facebookat Set Center Live.
Uh, we'll maybe post somelittle stupid videos that we've
done and stuff like that, and sowe're gonna keep on going.
And also we talk a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch,
(42:30):
and we'll post pictures of them.
We'll see how it goes and letus know.
How we go.
Speaker (44:00):
Break time, yell it all unwind.
Thousand dogs judging with thatthousand-yard mind.
Project list is long, but we'llget there soon.
That's a lie, but it's a goodtone.
We said it's in a kind of sortof maybe held together by
(44:21):
stubborn and a little crazy.
You're still listening to oneof the pack.
Now back to the chaos.
Here we go.
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