March 24, 2026 • 50 mins
We bring Rob on from Arizona and immediately get hit with peak brother energy, tech chaos, and a fish tank that sounds way too much like a bathroom. Along the way we check on Maggie, relive listener nicknames, argue about a movie quote poll, and somehow end up on AI actors and online privacy.
In this episode:
• Maggie update and small routine changes that help
• Rob’s long teased full guest appearance and instant technical drama
• Cindy’s comments plus the origin of “The Tinkler”
• The “Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner” poll and why Mark gets salty
• Arizona heat vs everyone else’s weather bragging rights
• Val Kilmer and the idea of an AI generated performance
• Debating action stars and what even counts as acting
• Star Trek cast music rabbit hole and surprising deep cuts
• A Smithsonian connected portrait story and tracking down the artist
• Europe travel talk and the toilets debate
• Browser pop ups plus device cleanup when you borrow a computer
• Incognito mode myths and what real privacy tools do
The story continues at www.save4swing.com
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SPEAKER_00 (00:00):
Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and
Centered.
I'm RJ.
SPEAKER_02 (00:03):
I'm Mark.
SPEAKER_00 (00:04):
How's it going, Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (00:06):
I'm doing good.
How are you doing, sir?
SPEAKER_00 (00:08):
Not so bad.
Uh, we have finally he's clawedhis way onto the show.
Rob is joining us live fromArizona.
SPEAKER_02 (00:18):
Hey everyone.
Welcome.
How you doing, Rob?
Hey Mark, how you doing, bud?
Good.
I'd like to say I miss you, butI don't.
Feelings mutual, I guess.
Got it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (00:30):
Dang.
It's right out the gate, huh?
SPEAKER_02 (00:32):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00 (00:33):
Uh, yeah.
So first things first, Mark.
How's Maggie doing?
SPEAKER_02 (00:38):
Yes.
Maggie's doing fine.
Uh, we're giving her more timein the uh when she first wakes
up to get ready to move, youknow, without trying to move
her.
And then right after she drinksor eats, like I talked about,
she we make sure she goesoutside.
But other than that, she seemsto have sprung back a little
bit, which makes my life happy.
SPEAKER_00 (00:58):
Yeah, that's great.
I'm glad to hear that.
Yeah.
Um, which was, I think, veryconsiderate of me to just ask
about that right off the top,but also kind of rude to not
even spend any time introducingour guests.
SPEAKER_02 (01:12):
Oh, it's like they didn't, they don't they don't
care about our guests, they likehis son better.
SPEAKER_00 (01:16):
Yeah.
I mean, he did set a pretty highbar.
SPEAKER_02 (01:19):
Yeah, the stats really show that.
Yeah, everybody mentions it.
SPEAKER_00 (01:25):
Who's everybody?
Is this like a Trump thing?
Oh, people people are talkingabout it.
SPEAKER_02 (01:30):
You know it, I know it.
Everybody knows it.
All seven people in my head.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (01:37):
Yeah, it's a real bunch of sons of bitches in
there.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, so Rob is my brother Rob,uh who's I think he's been name
checked on pretty much everyepisode.
If you're if you're familiarwith the podcast and you listen
uh regularly, then um you'reprobably familiar with Rob.
(01:58):
But for those who aren't, um heuh it's my younger brother who
lives in Arizona.
Um I think he's peeing rightnow.
What the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_02 (02:07):
I think so too.
I was gonna ask a fish tank.
It's a fish tank.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
He's filling the fish tank.
Well, get that off the tablereal fast.
Yeah, well, yeah, he's overthere filling the fish tank.
It must be a low fish tank withthe height of Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (02:23):
It is looking pretty low right now.
Oh, come on, man.
SPEAKER_00 (02:25):
Oof.
Oof.
Oof.
Um, yeah, I was I'm glad it's afish tank.
I was gonna say, at least, youknow, I'm a professional, so at
least I have the decency to justupend the whole show and just
stop having it for like fiveminutes at a time whenever I
need to pee.
SPEAKER_02 (02:45):
Oh yeah.
Uh, and just to mention on thatone, uh, did you see Cindy's
comment on our YouTube?
SPEAKER_00 (02:51):
Uh I I can't get out of it.
She's just can't get out of myhead that he's it really sound
why does it sound like that?
SPEAKER_02 (02:59):
I thought fish tanks made like unplug it, Rob.
SPEAKER_00 (03:04):
Are the fish gonna die?
SPEAKER_02 (03:06):
Oh no, they just they'll be fine without air for
a little bit.
SPEAKER_00 (03:09):
What is oh, it's an air thingy.
SPEAKER_02 (03:12):
Yeah, it's the it's the air when the water comes in,
I think with that one maybethrough the back, then it it
drops down into the tank, butit's low, so then it gives you
the toilet effect.
SPEAKER_00 (03:23):
Oh my god.
Okay, so yes, I was just lookingfor a yes or no, thanks.
Um I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, Cindy.
Are you still there, Rob?
SPEAKER_03 (03:38):
Yeah, I just made it worse.
It's it's way worse.
SPEAKER_00 (03:40):
I was like, is this I was thinking, is the
microphone connected to the thefish tank?
And he turned that off anddropped his audio.
SPEAKER_02 (03:48):
He's got it set up on the toilet tank.
He's he's backwards facing onthe toilet right now.
SPEAKER_03 (03:56):
That's my debut.
I gotta speak from the throne,bro.
SPEAKER_02 (03:59):
Oh, jeez.
SPEAKER_03 (04:00):
Um I thought you said from the throat.
SPEAKER_00 (04:04):
That's what I thought he said too.
What did you say?
SPEAKER_03 (04:07):
Throne.
No, the throne.
Throne where Elvis died.
SPEAKER_00 (04:11):
Uh-huh.
Um he actually fell off.
Jesus Christ.
I was trying to do anintroduction here.
Okay.
So oh yeah.
Uh so younger brother lives inArizona, peas boys on podcast.
Um he he's uh I will say thathe's been a huge fan of the
podcast from the beginning.
(04:32):
Um, very supportive of it.
He's listened to every episode,and I when I say that about Rob,
it's true, unlike his son, who'sa liar.
He's like, Oh yeah, I totallylisten to all of them, and
they're great.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (04:43):
Did you get through that one, Robbie?
Which one?
Which one?
When does mine err?
SPEAKER_00 (04:47):
Yeah.
Have you heard the theme thetheme song?
Uh yeah, I heard it a long timeago.
Oh, okay, it's at the end ofevery episode that you always
okay.
Oh, yeah, the B movie.
Um but no, uh seriously, likeRob's been uh very supportive
and very interested, and uh haveto give him props and um say
thanks because in the in thevery beginning he gave us some
(05:10):
very uh good constructivefeedback.
Um which uh we think that's notwhat you said.
What did I okay, what what did Isay?
SPEAKER_02 (05:22):
He said that little fucking brother of mine has
nothing but complaints aboutthis thing and that we need to
change stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (05:27):
Yeah.
Well I mean potato tomato, okay.
SPEAKER_03 (05:30):
So yeah, but he he that's in the beginning, but as
soon as he has to ruminate or atleast digest it for a little
bit, and then he's like comes tohis senses.
Unlike you, Mark, who has takenobviously none of my advice.
Yep.
No, why would I take youradvice?
You don't know what you feelabout podcasting, right?
SPEAKER_02 (05:47):
No, but as soon as you can look me eye to eye, then
we'll talk.
All right, when you're in yourcasket, we'll we'll have a chat,
okay?
SPEAKER_03 (05:55):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_02 (05:56):
Uh that'll be that'll be next week, buddy.
SPEAKER_00 (06:02):
Um Rob, so you're clearly not a professional
podcaster like like Mark.
You need to keep a consistentdistance with that mic, bud.
SPEAKER_03 (06:13):
Oh, my bad.
SPEAKER_00 (06:14):
You're going back and forth and back and forth,
and it's fucked, you know.
But you're yeah, hey, it's allpart of the learning process.
SPEAKER_03 (06:21):
He's rocking back and forth.
Can we scrap this one, boys, andstart over?
SPEAKER_00 (06:25):
Uh nope.
SPEAKER_03 (06:26):
No, uh-uh.
SPEAKER_00 (06:27):
We don't we don't we don't do that.
It's like if it's if the episodeis just terrible in a total
tailspin, it's just like, well,grab a shoot or something, I'll
see what we can do.
We're in it.
All right, so yep, that's Rob.
But I mean he's wanted to be onit for a long time.
Um, and actually, uh this is thefirst time you're on it for a
(06:47):
full episode.
So I I I I I went to puttogether a clip, like kind of a
clip reel of all your time onthe podcast before.
Um, and then I went to uh exportit as an audio file and there
wasn't enough duration of audioto make an audio file.
SPEAKER_03 (07:02):
So I'll be honest, I was I was I had a little bit of
a uh a voice in the back of myhead saying he might pull
another fast one on you, buddy,preparing for like the last hour
and a half for this whole thingfor you to go, all right, and
that's the show.
SPEAKER_00 (07:17):
Yeah, we that was uh original.
Yeah, we we certainly talkedabout that.
Uh but what do you mean?
Hold on, preparing for an hourand a half.
This is interesting.
So uh you you prepare more thanMark ever has for any show.
Um so what did you prepare?
Like notes, a bio?
SPEAKER_03 (07:37):
As soon as I got off the phone call from you asking
if I had the availability to beon the podcast tonight, I
immediately ran through thehouse screaming at everybody,
saying, All right, we got a DEFCON 4 guys, like it's time, you
know, like D-Day is here, andwe're about to storm Normandy,
so I'm pushing the kids down onthe ground, getting out of my
way.
I'm trying to get Robbie'scomputer fired up.
(07:58):
It was uh it was a bit of anordeal.
SPEAKER_02 (08:02):
So you're uh Yeah, you can really tell we're
interested.
I am Jesus.
SPEAKER_00 (08:07):
That's I I'm interested, Mark.
SPEAKER_02 (08:09):
Jeez, I was just I just can't believe that he had
pushed down Kai.
SPEAKER_00 (08:14):
He didn't.
It's called a it's called ajoke.
SPEAKER_02 (08:17):
Oh, oh I don't get those.
SPEAKER_00 (08:19):
Uh you don't make them either.
SPEAKER_03 (08:23):
Got him.
SPEAKER_00 (08:25):
Uh yeah, it's called a joke.
Uh your jokes are like, well,I'm just gonna say a movie clip
whenever they're silenced.
SPEAKER_02 (08:35):
Oh, do we want to talk about movie clips there,
uh, Mr.
Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_00 (08:39):
Well, hold on.
Let's sure I'd love to.
I'm not sure which ones you'retalking about, but I'd love to.
But let's go back to what yousaid before.
Yes, about Cindy's comment.
SPEAKER_02 (08:47):
Oh yeah, Cindy uh said that we now need to call it
uh a new name.
RJ and Mark and Mr.
Tinkles.
SPEAKER_03 (08:58):
Is that me?
Am I Mr.
Tinkles?
Oh no, it's RJ.
Yeah, RJ's Mr.
Tinker.
It's RJ's take it back to it.
SPEAKER_00 (09:03):
Wait, yeah, did you not listen to the latest episode
yet?
SPEAKER_03 (09:07):
I was listening to it.
Yeah, I was listening to it uhas I was waiting desperately for
you to send me the link.
SPEAKER_00 (09:12):
That was part of your preparation.
Yeah, hour and a half to get toget caught up.
SPEAKER_03 (09:18):
I'm a consummate professional, boys.
SPEAKER_00 (09:20):
Yes, you are.
Did you did you finish it?
SPEAKER_03 (09:24):
Uh uh No.
Okay, well, like 10 minutesleft.
I got like 10 minutes.
Come on.
SPEAKER_00 (09:29):
No, no, no.
It's uh I'm actually uh I'm notputting you on the spot so much
as uh did you get to the partabout Maggie yet?
SPEAKER_03 (09:36):
Yes, I did.
That that was the more importantthing because I read the
description.
I see and so I was kind of fastforwarding through the boring
Mark talking parts and then uhgot to the important Maggie
piece.
SPEAKER_00 (09:48):
There you go.
Okay, so yeah, that's that's whyI wanted to ask about her right
off the bat.
Um uh so yeah, she Cindy saidCindy said, Glad you got the new
Mar Newman thing figured out.
She said, I'm a sucker for agood Swayze movie.
And then she said set andcentered featuring RJ Markin'
special appearance, The Tinkler.
SPEAKER_02 (10:08):
The Tinkler.
Okay, so I fucked it up.
SPEAKER_00 (10:11):
Yeah, you did.
And also, um I you know, I loveCindy, I love her comments.
She's far and away the mostengaged uh listener we have.
Um she didn't come up with thetinkler, you did, don't you
remember that?
SPEAKER_02 (10:25):
Well, yeah, because every time you take a break and
leave me alone, I just talkabout it.
Well yeah, tinkler andeverything else.
SPEAKER_00 (10:31):
Not every time.
The last time you said uh thelast time you said uh you said
marking the tinkler.
SPEAKER_02 (10:41):
I don't remember that, but okay.
All right, well I'll take it.
SPEAKER_00 (10:45):
Read the transcript of your own show, maybe.
I don't know what to tell you.
SPEAKER_03 (10:49):
He doesn't even listen to it when he talks about
it.
SPEAKER_00 (10:52):
He barely even does it.
SPEAKER_02 (10:56):
I turn it on to for Maggie to listen to since she
can't hear.
SPEAKER_00 (10:59):
Oh, that's good because I put her Yeah, well, I
guess I was gonna say put her tosleep according to the vodka
queen.
Um Jesus.
What?
SPEAKER_02 (11:08):
Oh well, and yeah, that and then uh Cindy said that
she had a nickname for herself,but I don't know if we should
really use it.
SPEAKER_00 (11:16):
I'm gonna let um that's that's up to you, man.
I mean, I don't know her.
It's tequila tits.
Oh god.
Oh, we definitely should use it.
I mean, we it's been usedbecause I don't edit, but I mean
it's there now, but oh I lovethat.
Tequila tits.
SPEAKER_03 (11:35):
You only know who the next guest is gonna be.
SPEAKER_00 (11:37):
Your wife?
Yeah.
Your wife.
Or are you talking Brian's wife?
SPEAKER_03 (11:42):
Tequila tits.
SPEAKER_00 (11:43):
Oh, tequila tits.
Uh yeah, yeah.
Oh, Brian's listening to thepodcast now.
Did you know that?
He probably he is, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, he listened to one that Iknow of, so that's a half more
than Robbie.
Correct.
That's true.
Well, no, he Robbie's listenedto his own exactly one episode,
correct?
(12:04):
And he was just like not toothrilled about Rob was telling
me like he put it on, you know,and I think Robbie came in maybe
12 minutes or something into theshow, and Rob Robbie just like
stiff ass barring, like, where'sthe part with me?
SPEAKER_03 (12:20):
Yeah, we're we're driving, taking him to school in
the morning, and I was like, itwas Wednesday when it released.
He's like, Oh, I think thepodcast came out today or comes
out today.
So I was like, Let me check.
And sure shit, it was there.
So we started listening to it,and not three minutes into it,
he I'm like, What do you think?
He's like, uh, can you fastforward to the part where I come
(12:42):
in?
Yep.
It's like okay.
SPEAKER_00 (12:45):
Yeah, uh a couple things I'll say about that.
One, um, I'd sent him ascreenshot at midnight oh three
when it was published because heinsisted let me know.
Uh and then two, when I talkedto him on the phone before it
was published, uh huh, I I Ithink I asked him like what the
(13:06):
Oh, don't you have like, are yousubscribed on Spotify or
whatever?
He's like, I think so.
I'm like, uh-huh.
I mean you should at least besubscribed.
He's like, I don't really listento podcasts.
And I'm like, I I I go into mything.
Well, no, it's it's worse thanthat.
I go into my thing.
I'm like, it's I get it.
They're not for everybody,Robbie.
You know, blah blah blah.
And I he's like, no, it's justthey're boring.
SPEAKER_02 (13:31):
But you were on one.
SPEAKER_00 (13:32):
Cool, bud.
Uh well, I'll let you know whenyour show comes out.
I'm sure at the end of it, assoon as the the like the music
star roll at the end, he's justlike, oh cool, hit stop on you
know, uninstalled this podcastplaying app.
He's like, done with that.
SPEAKER_02 (13:47):
You know what I'm picturing?
What?
Him sitting in the Jeep with theheadlights on, pointing at the
trailer at your place.
That was a golf cart.
Because he was upset and waitingfor it, and then it wasn't exp
exactly what he was thinkingabout.
SPEAKER_00 (13:59):
Uh probably, yeah.
It was a golf cart.
You remember that, Rob?
No, I have to refresh my memory.
It was it was one night.
I don't know.
He was he wanted to go dosomething.
I don't know, but it wasnighttime.
So maybe he wanted to go frog,frog gigging or gigging,
whatever you guys do with frogs.
But and we were like, yeah,yeah, yeah, just like a couple
(14:21):
minutes, right?
And we ended up talking, youknow, for I don't know, 20-30
minutes.
Like an actual conversation.
And so he starts driving aroundthe golf cart, driving past the
deck with all the brightheadlights on the deck.
He'd blind us, drive by a fewtimes, we were ignoring him, and
he's driving up from the pond,and he's the headlights are
(14:41):
flashing.
And I'm like, I'm like, I saidto Rob, I said, Do you think
it's possible?
I said, I'm gonna give him thebenefit of the doubt.
Like, do you think there's ashort in the headlights?
He's like, Oh no, he'sdefinitely doing that on
purpose.
SPEAKER_03 (14:56):
I'm like, damn, but yep, gets what he wants, and he
gets his point across.
Yes, yes, he does, so I'll givehim that.
SPEAKER_00 (15:07):
Uh okay, Mark, let's go back.
Now that we've gone back 18times to try to whatever.
Movie clips.
What'd you say?
You want to talk about movieclips?
SPEAKER_02 (15:17):
Um, I was uh I looked at the link that you had
sent me, uh the the poll for thesetting centered on uh you know
nobody puts baby in a corner.
Sure.
And I um the absolutely was twovotes.
Uh imagine that it was you andRob.
Yeah.
And on the no, there was sevenvotes.
(15:38):
There's 70% said no that itwasn't enough.
SPEAKER_00 (15:41):
Uh well, okay.
Hold on.
Let's let's go to the tape.
I'll pull it up again.
SPEAKER_03 (15:47):
There's stuff in the ballot box.
SPEAKER_00 (15:49):
Hey, we you know, this is we play a clean game
here.
Um shit, how the foul there itis.
Now you go oh yeah, to thisthing.
SPEAKER_02 (16:05):
I'm surprised Ryan don't have to tinkle with all
that water noise in the back.
SPEAKER_00 (16:08):
It's driving me crazy.
Um all right, so I see whatyou're getting at, Mark.
Um but you still uh you'rewrong.
So the poll you're talking aboutwas the one on Facebook.
SPEAKER_02 (16:28):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00 (16:29):
Yeah.
Okay.
That's it, okay.
What the hell?
SPEAKER_03 (16:35):
What the sorry, I was checking the poll and I'm
sorry.
Apologies.
SPEAKER_02 (16:39):
You were checking the poll.
Is my scripper up next?
SPEAKER_00 (16:49):
Okay, so you you made a point to bring this up,
and then I just checked and Isaid, Oh, you were looking at
the Facebook poll, and that'sall you had to say is okay.
SPEAKER_02 (16:58):
Yeah, I I'm not gonna fight it.
I just wanted to bring it up, bean asshole.
SPEAKER_00 (17:02):
Well, you should fight it if you feel like you're
being, you know.
No, uh-uh.
Don't you want me to elaborateon what when I I just said it's
the Facebook poll you're talkingabout.
SPEAKER_02 (17:14):
Right.
But I don't know what what otherpoll was there that I didn't
see.
SPEAKER_00 (17:19):
The YouTube poll.
SPEAKER_02 (17:20):
Oh, the YouTube poll.
I didn't see that one.
SPEAKER_00 (17:24):
Well, two people did.
SPEAKER_02 (17:25):
Because you know, we only have we we only have one
listener on YouTube, old tequilatits.
SPEAKER_00 (17:29):
Tequila tits.
Uh I don't know if she votedthough.
I mean, I don't I don't know ifI can tell.
But um No, I I don't think shedid.
Okay.
Well, two people.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear this bit when youwere fast-forwarding through the
last episode, Rob, with thepoll?
SPEAKER_03 (17:46):
And after Yeah, the tiebreaker goes to the the pole
master.
SPEAKER_00 (17:50):
And so I'm gonna get a second opinion here.
Like, was he because he's doingit again right now, he won't
admit it.
He was pissed, wasn't he, thathe lost the poll?
SPEAKER_03 (18:00):
Uh um I almost so yes, that was my initial
intuition or my initial thought,but I maybe his he did say that
his his mind's on other things,and I think it's more maggy.
SPEAKER_00 (18:13):
I agree with that.
I totally agree with I inretrospect, and I didn't know
that at that point.
I agree.
But now, yeah, here's what I'msaying.
All right, I'm hearing it again.
He's I think you're pissed,Mark.
SPEAKER_03 (18:23):
Yeah, he's acting a little edgy.
So?
SPEAKER_01 (18:28):
No, fuck you, you're acting edgy.
SPEAKER_02 (18:30):
Yeah, fuck you guys.
I'm done.
Just make it the fucking RJ andRob show.
I'm leaving.
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03 (18:38):
That didn't take long.
SPEAKER_02 (18:39):
No, that was real quick.
I had like Yeah, that's whatI've heard about you, Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (18:44):
It doesn't take uh well, yeah.
Come on.
SPEAKER_00 (18:49):
Too easy.
SPEAKER_03 (18:50):
Don't call me shortcomings for nothing.
SPEAKER_00 (18:52):
Hey, that's Mark's name.
SPEAKER_03 (18:54):
Oh, yeah, that's right.
SPEAKER_00 (18:55):
I'm fault.
I'm false and he's shortcomings.
The show about our faults andshortcomings.
Oh gosh.
Okay, Mark.
Um look, here's the deal.
Um you're pissed about it, andthat's fine.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, you're actually gonna admitit.
That's cool.
(19:16):
Um here here's the thing.
Uh there is a poll on YouTubeand there was a poll on
Facebook.
And I voted no.
Or I'm sorry, yes, in both ofthem.
Uh you had I I think you uh Ithink you called in some some
people uh to pump your vote, umif I'm honest.
SPEAKER_02 (19:40):
Definitely on maybe I might have I might have posted
it on Facebook excuse me, Igotta scroll forward.
I might I might have posted iton Facebook.
SPEAKER_00 (19:48):
Which is that's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
So uh here's the thing is and Iget that you were not really on
your A game on the last episodebecause you had things on your
mind.
But when I pulled up the polls,I pulled up both of them side by
side.
I saw that potentially you'd wonthe one on Facebook, and uh the
(20:09):
YouTube one was tied at at onevote each, and so that's all I
mentioned because I was tryingto bait you into you know being
like, come on, there's morebabies and we were gonna you
know it's gonna be a funnything.
Uh but you gave up too easily.
Um, and so you almost did againtonight.
So, alright, so let's talk aboutthe poll.
(20:30):
Uh the unofficial poll becauseYouTube almost no, I'm just
kidding.
All right, so Mark is correctthat the poll on Facebook.
Um the question again is is Markusing nobody puts a baby in a
corner too much?
Uh the options were yes, yep,absolutely, for sure, totally,
and no.
(20:50):
So we got one vote for yes, twovotes for absolutely, and seven
votes.
70% of the vote for no.
So you you win.
SPEAKER_02 (21:03):
Or I go to school, that still means I lost.
SPEAKER_00 (21:08):
What the hell does that mean?
SPEAKER_02 (21:11):
Anyway, on to the next subject.
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
I'm done with this one.
SPEAKER_00 (21:16):
Okay, great.
What's the next subject?
SPEAKER_02 (21:19):
Jesus.
SPEAKER_00 (21:20):
I know.
Rob, remove Rob, what's next?
SPEAKER_02 (21:22):
Yeah, Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (21:23):
What do you up to, Rob?
Just you know, just enjoyingthis uh beautiful weather out in
Arizona.
SPEAKER_00 (21:30):
That's what you have on your prep.
SPEAKER_03 (21:34):
I wasn't actually I wasn't given in a an itinerary
or an agenda or anything, so I'mkind of cold here, guys.
SPEAKER_00 (21:41):
Yeah, well, I know.
Um what'd you say, Mark?
Sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (21:47):
I'm gonna get in trouble on two sides.
SPEAKER_00 (21:49):
Yeah.
So nope.
Uh oh god, I miss those days.
Um, so Yeah, you said it isfucking hot.
Like what Brian was telling me.
Um it was like a hundred orsomething already in Tucson.
SPEAKER_03 (22:09):
Yeah, it's it it's been uh hundred, it was like a
hundred plus, hundred and five,I think uh 106 or 108 Friday and
Saturday.
It was it's been a scorcher.
SPEAKER_00 (22:20):
Too much.
Wow.
How's the weather up there,Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (22:25):
Um it was a beautiful 61 degrees today, but
other than that, we're supposedto have rain the rest of the
week.
SPEAKER_00 (22:31):
That's nice.
61 was the high.
That was the high of 61.
Fantastic.
That sounds great.
It was what's the side aboutBud?
SPEAKER_03 (22:42):
No, I thought just felt like he was rubbing it in.
That's all.
SPEAKER_00 (22:45):
No, I'm surprised he's not actually.
Um, no, just rubbing it out,Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (22:50):
Jesus.
You know, it's a family show.
My kids listen to this.
Well, they don't sometimes.
Kind of.
All right, not at all.
SPEAKER_00 (23:00):
Um I mean, we did clean jokes last time.
That was, you know, that wasfamily friendly, kinda.
Yeah, it was.
SPEAKER_03 (23:09):
Oh, yeah, you did the Firefly joke.
That's right.
SPEAKER_00 (23:11):
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a real glow getter.
All right.
You don't want to talk aboutmovie clips?
Okay.
Or wait, that was your movieclip thing, sorry.
Um, speaking of movie clips ormovies in general, uh so there
(23:36):
Val Kilmer is making a new movieright now, and it's coming out
next about a year, year and ahalf, which I think is great
because Val Kimner.
SPEAKER_02 (23:45):
Go ahead.
SPEAKER_00 (23:46):
Yeah, he's Val Kilmer.
Oh my gosh.
He's he was in Top Gun, and thenhe was in Heat, and he was in
the Saint.
Val Kilmer.
You know Val Kilmer, right, Rob?
SPEAKER_02 (23:58):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (23:58):
Yeah, see?
SPEAKER_02 (23:59):
Yeah, he died six months ago.
SPEAKER_00 (24:03):
That's beside the point.
SPEAKER_02 (24:04):
Um I wonder if he can talk in this one.
He can.
SPEAKER_03 (24:11):
Uh, it was like a year ago, by the way.
SPEAKER_02 (24:14):
Uh alright, here we go.
SPEAKER_00 (24:16):
I know April 1st.
All of us are like who can?
SPEAKER_02 (24:20):
Yeah, April 1st.
SPEAKER_00 (24:21):
April 1st?
SPEAKER_02 (24:22):
You're quick with that phone, Rob.
Oh no shit.
SPEAKER_00 (24:25):
Dang, that was really fast.
Uh you're actually wrong though.
It was April 1st, 2025.
So um what did you hear me say?
Doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_03 (24:39):
That's like Ryan's that's Ryan's shtick.
It's like even if you're right,uh, you're wrong a little bit.
It was actually April 1st, 2025.
SPEAKER_00 (24:48):
Yeah.
Well, uh my shtick is more it'sa little bit that.
Uh it's also a little guy, don'tlisten.
This happens a lot with Mark.
He'll be like, what's thatthing?
And he'll tell me, I'm like, Ishut up, hold on, I'm looking at
up.
Oh no, no, no, it was thisthing.
Okay.
It's like it's like magic manall over again.
(25:11):
That was hilarious.
Uh no, so uh he is actuallystarring, he's making a movie
right now.
Um get this.
Uh they're it they're AIing him.
SPEAKER_01 (25:26):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (25:27):
They're gonna it's gonna be all AI.
Okay.
I'm not making the movie, Mark.
Okay, so don't yell at me.
I'm just telling you aninteresting factoid.
SPEAKER_02 (25:40):
Interesting.
Yeah, it's a good factoid.
SPEAKER_00 (25:43):
Yeah, he um so he actually was cast in the movie
like five years ago or six yearsago, you know, whatever, and it
didn't end up getting made tillnow.
And I guess his family, likewhatever, daughter or somebody,
like, you know, signed off onpermission for them to use his
likeness, and that's all gonnabe uh generated by AI the video
(26:05):
and the audio.
SPEAKER_02 (26:08):
Are they gonna have like um are they gonna have
Chuck Norris in it too?
SPEAKER_00 (26:14):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_02 (26:16):
I don't know what he just died.
We might we might as well AI hisass in there too.
SPEAKER_00 (26:21):
Uh Val Kilmer was a good actor, though.
SPEAKER_02 (26:24):
He was.
He was As Deep as the Grave isthe name of the movie.
SPEAKER_00 (26:29):
Oh, cool.
Yeah, well, is Chuck Norris inthat?
No.
Okay.
Uh Chuck Norris is a terribleactor.
Um and I'll I stand by that.
SPEAKER_03 (26:42):
Question though.
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?
SPEAKER_00 (26:47):
Chuck Norris.
Oh no.
SPEAKER_02 (26:51):
Steven Segal, there's a lot of push in there.
What do you mean?
SPEAKER_03 (26:56):
He has packed on the pounds, that's for sure.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (27:00):
Oh, he's huge.
Okay.
Um easy, buddy.
Easy.
He's almost as big as Mark.
SPEAKER_00 (27:09):
You really want to poke the bear tonight?
Yeah, poke the bear.
Poke it.
I think the bear forgot hishoney part.
So you know, cranky.
Um, who are the options?
SPEAKER_03 (27:23):
Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris.
Which which one's a betteractor?
SPEAKER_00 (27:28):
Uh God, they're both terrible.
SPEAKER_02 (27:30):
How about Van Dam?
Ooh, you gotta throw him intothe mix, too, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that way Ryan will pickone.
SPEAKER_00 (27:38):
Jude Law, is that what you said?
Uh Jude Law.
SPEAKER_03 (27:41):
Yeah, there you go.
Wow, good.
Yeah, Jude Law Jude Law it is.
SPEAKER_02 (27:44):
Yeah, it starts with a J, Justin, Jude, who cares?
SPEAKER_00 (27:47):
You know, uh I'm gonna I can't really think of a
lot of Steven Zagal'sperformances.
Um, I just know I've I'vewatched a lot of episodes of
Walker Texas Ranger.
SPEAKER_03 (27:56):
So it's a bit of a stretch to call them
performances, but okay.
SPEAKER_00 (28:00):
Yeah.
Walker Texas Ranger is a roughshow.
He uh Well, yeah, but it waswhat, the 80s?
That was the 90s.
Um, yeah, I mean, even even bythose standards though.
Like, he does this thing.
I had to stop watchingeventually.
It's probably just an autism ADDthing that most people wouldn't
care about.
(28:21):
But he does this thing where helike has these pause inhales
when he's talking.
He's like, I'm here from theTexas uh trooper's office, and
I'm here to look into thismurder.
It's like, oh god, shut up.
SPEAKER_03 (28:42):
Like you smoking a cigarette, but not.
SPEAKER_00 (28:44):
Yeah, it's like I'm I I'm I'm really exaggerating
it.
It's more subtle.
It's just like, yeah.
I think it's his like uhwhatever, his patter.
I don't know, he's trying likethis is how I act.
It's like uh, you know, JeffGoldblum.
I say that his his method ofacting is just acting like he's
just he's always acting likehe's trying to remember it's not
(29:06):
his lines.
SPEAKER_02 (29:08):
Yeah.
He acts like uh William Shatnersings.
SPEAKER_00 (29:14):
You got a problem with the chat?
SPEAKER_02 (29:16):
I don't have a problem with the chat, but I've
heard his songs.
SPEAKER_00 (29:19):
I I didn't even know he sang.
SPEAKER_02 (29:22):
Yeah, him and him and uh Leonard Nemoy.
Uh they both had an album.
SPEAKER_00 (29:26):
Together, that's so weird.
Why?
No, it's separate.
Okay, well I don't know if thatmakes it better or not.
Um who's your favorite Star Trekperformer turned singer, Rob
It's gotta be the dude that wasdata.
(29:46):
Oh, Brent Spiner.
Does he sing?
Oh, he does.
He does standards and stuff,yeah.
He's good.
SPEAKER_03 (29:52):
Yeah, he really is.
It's a hell of it.
I can't believe I pulled thatone out of my ass.
SPEAKER_00 (29:56):
Uh good job.
SPEAKER_03 (29:58):
It's a miracle you can pull out of your ass.
Well, that's big enough.
SPEAKER_00 (30:02):
Yeah.
Always need a flared bass,though.
That's important.
SPEAKER_03 (30:10):
I don't need more socks.
Holy Christ.
SPEAKER_00 (30:12):
He's worse than you.
He's not even he's not even onthe podcast right now, Mark.
He's like on his phone.
SPEAKER_03 (30:19):
He doesn't believe me.
SPEAKER_00 (30:21):
He missed a whole.
No, I wouldn't believe himeither.
So what kind of what what kindof how many songs or albums or
whatever did he make?
I think they each made one.
Frantic typing.
SPEAKER_03 (30:39):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:40):
Uh uh, you should have you should have Robbie in
there as like associate producerto look shit like this up, you
know?
SPEAKER_03 (30:47):
Uh a lot, actually.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, you did.
Like eleven no, thirteen.
Albums?
SPEAKER_00 (30:57):
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm totally gonnalisten to this shit tonight.
I don't know why.
I don't know why I would want todo this to myself.
SPEAKER_02 (31:05):
William Shatner, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
SPEAKER_00 (31:09):
Uh, is it okay?
I will.
SPEAKER_02 (31:13):
I'm gonna.
That would be Oh, you know,Nichelle Nichols also sang with
it on an album with DukeEllington.
She was hot.
You know that I actually have alittle thing that you don't
know.
So a friend of ours, her mom isa painter.
SPEAKER_00 (31:32):
That's not a very interesting painting.
SPEAKER_02 (31:35):
But she painted uh she painted Nichelle Nichols uh
portrait on she just literallypainted it on the glass of the
frame of the picture, and it'snow in the Smithsonian.
That's cool.
Wow.
Uh yeah, they they came to herhouse in Vancouver, uh wrapped
it all up.
The Smith Smithsonian didwrapped it all up and everything
(31:56):
and sent it back to theSmithsonian.
SPEAKER_00 (31:59):
Was it uh did did did she paint her like you know
in that one?
Not in Star Trek.
Oh you know that one I'm not inStar Trek, yeah.
No, not that, like the one StarTrek where she was like naked
and you know stuff still turnedShatner down?
Anybody with me on this?
(32:20):
No, no, really?
Uh okay.
Well, she's hot, was hot.
I don't know.
She might be dead.
Yeah, I don't know.
She is.
Okay.
Cool.
That's that's how do we gethere?
(32:41):
I have Shatner sings.
Shatner.
Why did that come up?
Oh, because we're talking out ofleft field.
Well, yeah, it was a little bit,but we were talking about
obscure celebrities.
You know who's really big, likesinger-wise.
Oh my god, Leonard Nemoy, theballard of Bilbo Baggins.
Bet your fucking ass I'm gonnalisten to that later.
SPEAKER_02 (33:05):
Um you better trade those menthols for something
else to be able to listen tothat.
SPEAKER_00 (33:11):
That bad, huh?
SPEAKER_02 (33:13):
That bad.
SPEAKER_00 (33:14):
Okay.
So, um, I was gonna say, well, Iwant to back up.
So this it was your mom'sfriend?
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (33:24):
No, it was just a friend of ours's mom.
SPEAKER_00 (33:26):
A friend of yours.
Oh yeah, yeah.
So was she a prolific painter?
Yes.
Uh really?
Like, yeah, can we look her up?
Can we say her name?
SPEAKER_02 (33:37):
I will I will have to look up her name because her
daughter is married to ourfriend, so I'll have to look her
up.
Look up her name.
SPEAKER_00 (33:44):
Does she still paint stuff?
SPEAKER_02 (33:46):
Yeah, every year she takes a member of the family and
that's a male and paints them asSanta Claus, and it is so cool.
SPEAKER_03 (33:54):
How are you not the subject every year?
SPEAKER_02 (33:58):
Who me?
Yeah, you think he was talkingto me?
Because I'm the Santa Claus thatgoes, fuck you, little kid.
You ain't getting that.
I don't think Santa should sayfuck you, little kid, but that's
why they won't ever paint.
Okay.
Um, my co-producer over here uhjust told me her name is Robin
(34:20):
Damore.
D-A-M-O-R-E.
SPEAKER_00 (34:23):
D-A-M-O-R-E.
And that's Robin.
Yes.
With an R?
Yes.
unknown (34:34):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (34:35):
Look this up.
Maybe we can uh I mean RobinDam.
Oh.
Artist.
Oh, cool.
Using light and shadow tocapture life's fleeting magic.
That's the quote on her uh thingon our website.
Right there, boom.
(34:55):
Nachelle Nichols, right there onuh Robin's page when you first
pull it up.
That's cool paintings.
Wow.
Well, that's awesome.
I'm glad you oh, hold on.
Santa's oh, those are cool.
Yeah.
Wow.
So are all of the Santapaintings of people she knows,
(35:18):
or just some of them, or howdoes that man she knows a lot of
Santa's.
Alright.
SPEAKER_03 (35:32):
It's gotta be Mark in 2008.
SPEAKER_02 (35:35):
I haven't even looked it up, so I'm the bad one
here.
SPEAKER_00 (35:41):
I was gonna mention the Hoff.
SPEAKER_02 (35:45):
The Hoff?
SPEAKER_00 (35:46):
Yeah.
Robert Hasselhoff?
Yeah.
Yeah, like bad actors who hadvery successful.
Yeah, actually, I don't know ifLeonard Nimont and Shatner were
successful singers or not.
But uh Hasselhoff is huge in inEurope.
(36:06):
In Europe, yeah, yes.
Sounds like Rob's in Europeright now.
Hear that in the background?
SPEAKER_02 (36:13):
It does.
Everybody's peeing on the streetbecause they can't figure out
how to use that toilet.
SPEAKER_00 (36:17):
What does that mean?
Is that a Europe crack?
SPEAKER_02 (36:21):
Yeah, because the they don't have regular toilets.
A lot of places don't haveregular toilets like we do.
They just have that porcelain onthe floor that you step your
feet on.
SPEAKER_00 (36:30):
Europe.
SPEAKER_03 (36:32):
I'm really sorry to all of our European listeners
right now.
Mark doesn't know what he'stalking about.
SPEAKER_00 (36:37):
I well, I here's what I'm gonna say about that is
before I go there, I want toclarify a little bit.
Because Europe's kind of big.
Like that's kinda sort of abroad brush, don't you think?
All of Europe?
SPEAKER_02 (36:49):
Yeah.
Uh Italy, France, Greece.
SPEAKER_00 (36:53):
Are you naming all the countries in Europe right
now?
SPEAKER_02 (36:56):
All the ones that I've been to.
SPEAKER_00 (36:58):
Yeah, well, okay.
Yeah, that's fair.
He totally just like dunkedright on us, Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (37:08):
Surprised they have planes big enough.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I was on an aircraft carrier,Robert, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Mark craft carrier.
SPEAKER_02 (37:18):
Yeah, but I did fly on a C-130 back, so that's
pretty simple.
That was big enough.
SPEAKER_00 (37:23):
Yeah.
Um, yeah, I was like, okay.
See, when he said I've those areall the places I visited, I
immediately realized he wastalking about his navy career.
And you know, I was I was fixingto give some respect and
deference to that, and Rob'slike, oh, airplane big enough.
Boom.
SPEAKER_03 (37:46):
Thank you for your service, Mark.
Go fuck yourself.
Yeah, fuck you too, you littlebastard.
SPEAKER_00 (37:55):
You two should have your own podcast.
SPEAKER_02 (37:58):
Oh god.
We need somebody to mediate andconnect the audio.
That too.
Yeah, that too.
Yeah.
I was surprised today I was ableto hook it up all by myself with
no issues.
You're right, you did.
See, even Ryan's surprised.
SPEAKER_00 (38:16):
Uh well, I now that you mention it, I am.
I'm surprised and happy.
Um I kind of got uh I think Iwould have complimented you,
obviously, before we startedrecording, but uh, we got sort
of sidetracked with Rob becausehe couldn't figure out how to
use his son's computer.
unknown (38:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:33):
How uh how many people?
All the porn.
SPEAKER_00 (38:36):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:37):
I was yeah, that that was a lot.
That was half the battle.
SPEAKER_00 (38:40):
Yeah.
You just like you had to clearthe cache and all the cookies
and stuff on this browser beforeyou could use it.
SPEAKER_03 (38:46):
Legitimately, when I fired this thing up, he was
like, uh, just so you know,there's gonna be a lot of
pop-ups when you start it up.
unknown (38:52):
Fuck.
SPEAKER_03 (38:53):
I was like, oh no, what did you do?
SPEAKER_00 (38:55):
What did he do?
What does he mean pop-ups?
SPEAKER_03 (38:58):
Um, I mean, he's got like 13, literally 13 different
internet browsers.
So I like one of them that popslike 137 duck duck go, edge,
wave, a bunch of shit I've nevereven heard of.
SPEAKER_00 (39:11):
Yeah, like different, not just like
Windows, like differentdifferent types of browser, like
different software.
SPEAKER_03 (39:19):
Different, yes.
Wow, different software.
I well, I I think because he'scorrupted so many of them, he's
had to go down the list to findnew ones.
SPEAKER_00 (39:29):
Oh my gosh, that is so weird.
Yeah.
Okay.
So those all did they all openlike when your computer started?
Is that what he meant?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Okay.
And where where did they go?
SPEAKER_03 (39:44):
Well, one of them, the main one, which is Edge,
that one was just stuck in a uhlike frozen in a very small
screen.
So um, and it had like 13windows already active in it.
So yeah, it was weird.
I had to I had to do a lot a lotof cleaning up before I could
get the audio situation.
SPEAKER_00 (40:08):
Oh, did you hear what Mark just dropped, but did
you hear what he was sayingbefore he dropped?
The keyboard?
Yep.
Because he said you had to do alot of cleaning up on the
computer before you could useit.
SPEAKER_03 (40:18):
Oh, jeez.
You know, I gotta give it tohim.
If it's uh, you know, if it's inthat realm, he's right on it.
SPEAKER_00 (40:27):
Uh what realm?
Oh, Mark's innuendo.
Yeah.
Oh, I know.
He's uh he's got the specialty,if you will.
Um yeah, so so not so a lot ofpop-ups and nonsense and crap,
but you you didn't have tonavigate through any porn to get
to clean feed.
SPEAKER_03 (40:46):
Shockingly, no.
SPEAKER_00 (40:48):
Good.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (40:49):
I'm not I'm not I'm also not gonna go looking for
stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (40:53):
Yeah, and and yeah, I know.
Uh just thank god that becauseyou know, if it were well, I'm
not gonna mention names, but youand I both know somebody who uh
probably would have that astheir desktop wallpaper.
You know, you wouldn't have togo search high and low.
Yep.
unknown (41:09):
Yep.
SPEAKER_00 (41:10):
Mark, you back?
Yeah, I'm back.
Okay, cool.
Uh last thing Rob said beforeyou dropped was I had to do a
lot of cleanup on this computerbefore I could use it.
SPEAKER_02 (41:20):
I know when I said the keyboard or the on the or
the internet, and then it was Ididn't get that, that part
didn't go in.
SPEAKER_00 (41:26):
You were smited.
SPEAKER_02 (41:28):
I was smited.
SPEAKER_00 (41:30):
I was smote.
Froppy's probably he's probablylike set something up on his
computer, you know.
He's probably building his ownAI in there.
We're all fucked anyway, and oneof the things is like it just
detected that Mark was dissinghim.
It's like, boom, you're out.
SPEAKER_02 (41:45):
Yeah, feed nobody's gonna clean my feet, damn it.
Clean your feet.
Feed.
SPEAKER_00 (41:57):
Oh.
Yeah, well, right.
Nobody should have to.
This is my thing.
We've talked about this, uh, youand I, and like like me and
Brian, we have like a dead manswitch situation with our
phones.
It's like, no, nobody shouldever see.
You say feed, nobody should eversee what's in my phone or my
(42:17):
feed or anything.
Just like, you know, lock itdown.
SPEAKER_02 (42:22):
Yep, coy and I have the same same thing.
SPEAKER_00 (42:25):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02 (42:27):
You you what about you, Rob?
SPEAKER_03 (42:28):
Yeah.
I don't look at that kind ofstuff, you perverts uh Christian
man.
You can tell by the way he saidit that he's full of shit.
SPEAKER_00 (42:37):
I know.
unknown (42:39):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (42:39):
A little bit uh No, I just you know what?
SPEAKER_03 (42:42):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna dignify that.
I'm not gonna perjure myself.
I'm not gonna perjure myself allover there.
SPEAKER_00 (42:51):
Let me ask you a question, Rob.
Well, actually, I'll ask both ofyou.
Um I'll start with Rob.
When you do have stuff likethat, even though it's your
device and it's locked, do youstill use like an incognito tab?
SPEAKER_03 (43:06):
Yeah, well damn it.
So I don't have a VPN set up,and uh and Arizona's got similar
uh loss to as Texas does.
They banned the porn out there?
SPEAKER_00 (43:21):
Yeah, so that sucks.
Yeah.
Well, so that was a really okay.
Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (43:28):
Yes.
SPEAKER_00 (43:29):
Yeah, me too.
I don't know why, right?
Yeah.
Does it really do anything?
It just all what it does, itjust it just pr doesn't um put
the history on your device.
Uh it does absolutely nothingfor uh privacy and your identity
(43:53):
and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_03 (43:54):
It's just does it does it cache or it doesn't cash
or anything, huh?
SPEAKER_00 (43:58):
Not on your device, yeah.
So the history wouldn't bethere.
But like, you know, there's noit doesn't give you any privacy
or anything.
Um, it's just kind of like sowhen like for an example uh on
on my devices, um if I didn't dothat, then every time I went to
type galin zip block bags, G A,suggestions for my history would
(44:26):
be alarming.
That's a joke about the wordgay, Mark.
SPEAKER_01 (44:39):
I know Robert.
SPEAKER_00 (44:40):
Oh, okay.
I didn't hear you laughing.
SPEAKER_02 (44:48):
Yes, I knew it was.
I because I was thinking of webpage BBC, so yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (44:53):
Not that Jesus crap.
SPEAKER_03 (44:57):
Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_00 (44:58):
I mean, I enjoy British news as well.
SPEAKER_03 (45:00):
Now we know what now we know what Mark's into.
SPEAKER_01 (45:05):
No, the British version.
SPEAKER_02 (45:07):
Yeah, somebody's gotta get through my fluffy
butt, Rob.
I didn't hear what you I didn'tcatch what you said, Mark.
I said somebody's gotta getthrough my fluffy butt.
Since I'm a fluffy guy.
And he's gone.
SPEAKER_00 (45:24):
No, I'm contemplating.
SPEAKER_03 (45:26):
I think he's still trying to figure it out.
You heard the okay, yeah, okay,all right.
SPEAKER_00 (45:30):
Yeah, you need like a giant cock, right?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, yeah, BBC.
Like a lucky or a lucky.
Oh, wait.
Oh, it's back.
SPEAKER_03 (45:40):
It's back.
SPEAKER_00 (45:41):
Nope.
It's not that was yeah, that wasmy bad.
That's a rule.
We do not talk about lucky tohold it.
SPEAKER_02 (45:45):
Oh, with lucky, there's no tail to the problem
with lucky, there's no tail tohold on to to pull him back.
Marcus.
SPEAKER_00 (45:53):
Good lord, sir.
Yeah, so if you want to donateto the dog rescue, it's gonna be
one eight hundred.
Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_03 (46:09):
It's all 501c3.
That's it.
SPEAKER_00 (46:13):
Jesus Christ.
That's horrible.
Uh, and thank God we are out oftime.
Fuck.
SPEAKER_02 (46:21):
Bullshit.
SPEAKER_00 (46:22):
We're not out of time.
We are so fucking out of time.
Okay.
We're over time, bud.
So okay, bud.
Yeah.
Uh Rob, you want any last wordsor whatever?
SPEAKER_03 (46:33):
You wanna thank thank you for having me on.
It's great to talk to you guys.
SPEAKER_00 (46:37):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (46:38):
Well, big checks in the mail, right, Rob?
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (46:43):
Yeah.
You're uh uh I'm hoping you'llyou'll waive your appearance fee
since I'm family, but Iunderstand if uh still getting
it.
I'll give my friends and familydiscount, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (46:53):
Don't worry about it.
Thanks.
SPEAKER_02 (46:55):
All right.
Uh yeah.
Kentucky, it means a wholedifferent thing.
SPEAKER_00 (47:02):
Okay, I'm done.
Was it half off?
Huh.
It's the toothless discount.
Oh, gummers.
I'm not gonna say gummer.
I'm gonna quote my other writer.
Is that a gummer?
Oh god.
All right.
Uh catch y'all next time.
(47:24):
Have a good one.
Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and
Centered.
I'm RJ.
SPEAKER_02 (00:03):
I'm Mark.
SPEAKER_00 (00:04):
How's it going, Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (00:06):
I'm doing good.
How are you doing, sir?
SPEAKER_00 (00:08):
Not so bad.
Uh, we have finally he's clawedhis way onto the show.
Rob is joining us live fromArizona.
SPEAKER_02 (00:18):
Hey everyone.
Welcome.
How you doing, Rob?
Hey Mark, how you doing, bud?
Good.
I'd like to say I miss you, butI don't.
Feelings mutual, I guess.
Got it.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (00:30):
Dang.
It's right out the gate, huh?
SPEAKER_02 (00:32):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00 (00:33):
Uh, yeah.
So first things first, Mark.
How's Maggie doing?
SPEAKER_02 (00:38):
Yes.
Maggie's doing fine.
Uh, we're giving her more timein the uh when she first wakes
up to get ready to move, youknow, without trying to move
her.
And then right after she drinksor eats, like I talked about,
she we make sure she goesoutside.
But other than that, she seemsto have sprung back a little
bit, which makes my life happy.
SPEAKER_00 (00:58):
Yeah, that's great.
I'm glad to hear that.
Yeah.
Um, which was, I think, veryconsiderate of me to just ask
about that right off the top,but also kind of rude to not
even spend any time introducingour guests.
SPEAKER_02 (01:12):
Oh, it's like they didn't, they don't they don't
care about our guests, they likehis son better.
SPEAKER_00 (01:16):
Yeah.
I mean, he did set a pretty highbar.
SPEAKER_02 (01:19):
Yeah, the stats really show that.
Yeah, everybody mentions it.
SPEAKER_00 (01:25):
Who's everybody?
Is this like a Trump thing?
Oh, people people are talkingabout it.
SPEAKER_02 (01:30):
You know it, I know it.
Everybody knows it.
All seven people in my head.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (01:37):
Yeah, it's a real bunch of sons of bitches in
there.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, so Rob is my brother Rob,uh who's I think he's been name
checked on pretty much everyepisode.
If you're if you're familiarwith the podcast and you listen
uh regularly, then um you'reprobably familiar with Rob.
(01:58):
But for those who aren't, um heuh it's my younger brother who
lives in Arizona.
Um I think he's peeing rightnow.
What the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_02 (02:07):
I think so too.
I was gonna ask a fish tank.
It's a fish tank.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
He's filling the fish tank.
Well, get that off the tablereal fast.
Yeah, well, yeah, he's overthere filling the fish tank.
It must be a low fish tank withthe height of Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (02:23):
It is looking pretty low right now.
Oh, come on, man.
SPEAKER_00 (02:25):
Oof.
Oof.
Oof.
Um, yeah, I was I'm glad it's afish tank.
I was gonna say, at least, youknow, I'm a professional, so at
least I have the decency to justupend the whole show and just
stop having it for like fiveminutes at a time whenever I
need to pee.
SPEAKER_02 (02:45):
Oh yeah.
Uh, and just to mention on thatone, uh, did you see Cindy's
comment on our YouTube?
SPEAKER_00 (02:51):
Uh I I can't get out of it.
She's just can't get out of myhead that he's it really sound
why does it sound like that?
SPEAKER_02 (02:59):
I thought fish tanks made like unplug it, Rob.
SPEAKER_00 (03:04):
Are the fish gonna die?
SPEAKER_02 (03:06):
Oh no, they just they'll be fine without air for
a little bit.
SPEAKER_00 (03:09):
What is oh, it's an air thingy.
SPEAKER_02 (03:12):
Yeah, it's the it's the air when the water comes in,
I think with that one maybethrough the back, then it it
drops down into the tank, butit's low, so then it gives you
the toilet effect.
SPEAKER_00 (03:23):
Oh my god.
Okay, so yes, I was just lookingfor a yes or no, thanks.
Um I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, Cindy.
Are you still there, Rob?
SPEAKER_03 (03:38):
Yeah, I just made it worse.
It's it's way worse.
SPEAKER_00 (03:40):
I was like, is this I was thinking, is the
microphone connected to the thefish tank?
And he turned that off anddropped his audio.
SPEAKER_02 (03:48):
He's got it set up on the toilet tank.
He's he's backwards facing onthe toilet right now.
SPEAKER_03 (03:56):
That's my debut.
I gotta speak from the throne,bro.
SPEAKER_02 (03:59):
Oh, jeez.
SPEAKER_03 (04:00):
Um I thought you said from the throat.
SPEAKER_00 (04:04):
That's what I thought he said too.
What did you say?
SPEAKER_03 (04:07):
Throne.
No, the throne.
Throne where Elvis died.
SPEAKER_00 (04:11):
Uh-huh.
Um he actually fell off.
Jesus Christ.
I was trying to do anintroduction here.
Okay.
So oh yeah.
Uh so younger brother lives inArizona, peas boys on podcast.
Um he he's uh I will say thathe's been a huge fan of the
podcast from the beginning.
(04:32):
Um, very supportive of it.
He's listened to every episode,and I when I say that about Rob,
it's true, unlike his son, who'sa liar.
He's like, Oh yeah, I totallylisten to all of them, and
they're great.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (04:43):
Did you get through that one, Robbie?
Which one?
Which one?
When does mine err?
SPEAKER_00 (04:47):
Yeah.
Have you heard the theme thetheme song?
Uh yeah, I heard it a long timeago.
Oh, okay, it's at the end ofevery episode that you always
okay.
Oh, yeah, the B movie.
Um but no, uh seriously, likeRob's been uh very supportive
and very interested, and uh haveto give him props and um say
thanks because in the in thevery beginning he gave us some
(05:10):
very uh good constructivefeedback.
Um which uh we think that's notwhat you said.
What did I okay, what what did Isay?
SPEAKER_02 (05:22):
He said that little fucking brother of mine has
nothing but complaints aboutthis thing and that we need to
change stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (05:27):
Yeah.
Well I mean potato tomato, okay.
SPEAKER_03 (05:30):
So yeah, but he he that's in the beginning, but as
soon as he has to ruminate or atleast digest it for a little
bit, and then he's like comes tohis senses.
Unlike you, Mark, who has takenobviously none of my advice.
Yep.
No, why would I take youradvice?
You don't know what you feelabout podcasting, right?
SPEAKER_02 (05:47):
No, but as soon as you can look me eye to eye, then
we'll talk.
All right, when you're in yourcasket, we'll we'll have a chat,
okay?
SPEAKER_03 (05:55):
Oh god.
SPEAKER_02 (05:56):
Uh that'll be that'll be next week, buddy.
SPEAKER_00 (06:02):
Um Rob, so you're clearly not a professional
podcaster like like Mark.
You need to keep a consistentdistance with that mic, bud.
SPEAKER_03 (06:13):
Oh, my bad.
SPEAKER_00 (06:14):
You're going back and forth and back and forth,
and it's fucked, you know.
But you're yeah, hey, it's allpart of the learning process.
SPEAKER_03 (06:21):
He's rocking back and forth.
Can we scrap this one, boys, andstart over?
SPEAKER_00 (06:25):
Uh nope.
SPEAKER_03 (06:26):
No, uh-uh.
SPEAKER_00 (06:27):
We don't we don't we don't do that.
It's like if it's if the episodeis just terrible in a total
tailspin, it's just like, well,grab a shoot or something, I'll
see what we can do.
We're in it.
All right, so yep, that's Rob.
But I mean he's wanted to be onit for a long time.
Um, and actually, uh this is thefirst time you're on it for a
(06:47):
full episode.
So I I I I I went to puttogether a clip, like kind of a
clip reel of all your time onthe podcast before.
Um, and then I went to uh exportit as an audio file and there
wasn't enough duration of audioto make an audio file.
SPEAKER_03 (07:02):
So I'll be honest, I was I was I had a little bit of
a uh a voice in the back of myhead saying he might pull
another fast one on you, buddy,preparing for like the last hour
and a half for this whole thingfor you to go, all right, and
that's the show.
SPEAKER_00 (07:17):
Yeah, we that was uh original.
Yeah, we we certainly talkedabout that.
Uh but what do you mean?
Hold on, preparing for an hourand a half.
This is interesting.
So uh you you prepare more thanMark ever has for any show.
Um so what did you prepare?
Like notes, a bio?
SPEAKER_03 (07:37):
As soon as I got off the phone call from you asking
if I had the availability to beon the podcast tonight, I
immediately ran through thehouse screaming at everybody,
saying, All right, we got a DEFCON 4 guys, like it's time, you
know, like D-Day is here, andwe're about to storm Normandy,
so I'm pushing the kids down onthe ground, getting out of my
way.
I'm trying to get Robbie'scomputer fired up.
(07:58):
It was uh it was a bit of anordeal.
SPEAKER_02 (08:02):
So you're uh Yeah, you can really tell we're
interested.
I am Jesus.
SPEAKER_00 (08:07):
That's I I'm interested, Mark.
SPEAKER_02 (08:09):
Jeez, I was just I just can't believe that he had
pushed down Kai.
SPEAKER_00 (08:14):
He didn't.
It's called a it's called ajoke.
SPEAKER_02 (08:17):
Oh, oh I don't get those.
SPEAKER_00 (08:19):
Uh you don't make them either.
SPEAKER_03 (08:23):
Got him.
SPEAKER_00 (08:25):
Uh yeah, it's called a joke.
Uh your jokes are like, well,I'm just gonna say a movie clip
whenever they're silenced.
SPEAKER_02 (08:35):
Oh, do we want to talk about movie clips there,
uh, Mr.
Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_00 (08:39):
Well, hold on.
Let's sure I'd love to.
I'm not sure which ones you'retalking about, but I'd love to.
But let's go back to what yousaid before.
Yes, about Cindy's comment.
SPEAKER_02 (08:47):
Oh yeah, Cindy uh said that we now need to call it
uh a new name.
RJ and Mark and Mr.
Tinkles.
SPEAKER_03 (08:58):
Is that me?
Am I Mr.
Tinkles?
Oh no, it's RJ.
Yeah, RJ's Mr.
Tinker.
It's RJ's take it back to it.
SPEAKER_00 (09:03):
Wait, yeah, did you not listen to the latest episode
yet?
SPEAKER_03 (09:07):
I was listening to it.
Yeah, I was listening to it uhas I was waiting desperately for
you to send me the link.
SPEAKER_00 (09:12):
That was part of your preparation.
Yeah, hour and a half to get toget caught up.
SPEAKER_03 (09:18):
I'm a consummate professional, boys.
SPEAKER_00 (09:20):
Yes, you are.
Did you did you finish it?
SPEAKER_03 (09:24):
Uh uh No.
Okay, well, like 10 minutesleft.
I got like 10 minutes.
Come on.
SPEAKER_00 (09:29):
No, no, no.
It's uh I'm actually uh I'm notputting you on the spot so much
as uh did you get to the partabout Maggie yet?
SPEAKER_03 (09:36):
Yes, I did.
That that was the more importantthing because I read the
description.
I see and so I was kind of fastforwarding through the boring
Mark talking parts and then uhgot to the important Maggie
piece.
SPEAKER_00 (09:48):
There you go.
Okay, so yeah, that's that's whyI wanted to ask about her right
off the bat.
Um uh so yeah, she Cindy saidCindy said, Glad you got the new
Mar Newman thing figured out.
She said, I'm a sucker for agood Swayze movie.
And then she said set andcentered featuring RJ Markin'
special appearance, The Tinkler.
SPEAKER_02 (10:08):
The Tinkler.
Okay, so I fucked it up.
SPEAKER_00 (10:11):
Yeah, you did.
And also, um I you know, I loveCindy, I love her comments.
She's far and away the mostengaged uh listener we have.
Um she didn't come up with thetinkler, you did, don't you
remember that?
SPEAKER_02 (10:25):
Well, yeah, because every time you take a break and
leave me alone, I just talkabout it.
Well yeah, tinkler andeverything else.
SPEAKER_00 (10:31):
Not every time.
The last time you said uh thelast time you said uh you said
marking the tinkler.
SPEAKER_02 (10:41):
I don't remember that, but okay.
All right, well I'll take it.
SPEAKER_00 (10:45):
Read the transcript of your own show, maybe.
I don't know what to tell you.
SPEAKER_03 (10:49):
He doesn't even listen to it when he talks about
it.
SPEAKER_00 (10:52):
He barely even does it.
SPEAKER_02 (10:56):
I turn it on to for Maggie to listen to since she
can't hear.
SPEAKER_00 (10:59):
Oh, that's good because I put her Yeah, well, I
guess I was gonna say put her tosleep according to the vodka
queen.
Um Jesus.
What?
SPEAKER_02 (11:08):
Oh well, and yeah, that and then uh Cindy said that
she had a nickname for herself,but I don't know if we should
really use it.
SPEAKER_00 (11:16):
I'm gonna let um that's that's up to you, man.
I mean, I don't know her.
It's tequila tits.
Oh god.
Oh, we definitely should use it.
I mean, we it's been usedbecause I don't edit, but I mean
it's there now, but oh I lovethat.
Tequila tits.
SPEAKER_03 (11:35):
You only know who the next guest is gonna be.
SPEAKER_00 (11:37):
Your wife?
Yeah.
Your wife.
Or are you talking Brian's wife?
SPEAKER_03 (11:42):
Tequila tits.
SPEAKER_00 (11:43):
Oh, tequila tits.
Uh yeah, yeah.
Oh, Brian's listening to thepodcast now.
Did you know that?
He probably he is, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, he listened to one that Iknow of, so that's a half more
than Robbie.
Correct.
That's true.
Well, no, he Robbie's listenedto his own exactly one episode,
correct?
(12:04):
And he was just like not toothrilled about Rob was telling
me like he put it on, you know,and I think Robbie came in maybe
12 minutes or something into theshow, and Rob Robbie just like
stiff ass barring, like, where'sthe part with me?
SPEAKER_03 (12:20):
Yeah, we're we're driving, taking him to school in
the morning, and I was like, itwas Wednesday when it released.
He's like, Oh, I think thepodcast came out today or comes
out today.
So I was like, Let me check.
And sure shit, it was there.
So we started listening to it,and not three minutes into it,
he I'm like, What do you think?
He's like, uh, can you fastforward to the part where I come
(12:42):
in?
Yep.
It's like okay.
SPEAKER_00 (12:45):
Yeah, uh a couple things I'll say about that.
One, um, I'd sent him ascreenshot at midnight oh three
when it was published because heinsisted let me know.
Uh and then two, when I talkedto him on the phone before it
was published, uh huh, I I Ithink I asked him like what the
(13:06):
Oh, don't you have like, are yousubscribed on Spotify or
whatever?
He's like, I think so.
I'm like, uh-huh.
I mean you should at least besubscribed.
He's like, I don't really listento podcasts.
And I'm like, I I I go into mything.
Well, no, it's it's worse thanthat.
I go into my thing.
I'm like, it's I get it.
They're not for everybody,Robbie.
You know, blah blah blah.
And I he's like, no, it's justthey're boring.
SPEAKER_02 (13:31):
But you were on one.
SPEAKER_00 (13:32):
Cool, bud.
Uh well, I'll let you know whenyour show comes out.
I'm sure at the end of it, assoon as the the like the music
star roll at the end, he's justlike, oh cool, hit stop on you
know, uninstalled this podcastplaying app.
He's like, done with that.
SPEAKER_02 (13:47):
You know what I'm picturing?
What?
Him sitting in the Jeep with theheadlights on, pointing at the
trailer at your place.
That was a golf cart.
Because he was upset and waitingfor it, and then it wasn't exp
exactly what he was thinkingabout.
SPEAKER_00 (13:59):
Uh probably, yeah.
It was a golf cart.
You remember that, Rob?
No, I have to refresh my memory.
It was it was one night.
I don't know.
He was he wanted to go dosomething.
I don't know, but it wasnighttime.
So maybe he wanted to go frog,frog gigging or gigging,
whatever you guys do with frogs.
But and we were like, yeah,yeah, yeah, just like a couple
(14:21):
minutes, right?
And we ended up talking, youknow, for I don't know, 20-30
minutes.
Like an actual conversation.
And so he starts driving aroundthe golf cart, driving past the
deck with all the brightheadlights on the deck.
He'd blind us, drive by a fewtimes, we were ignoring him, and
he's driving up from the pond,and he's the headlights are
(14:41):
flashing.
And I'm like, I'm like, I saidto Rob, I said, Do you think
it's possible?
I said, I'm gonna give him thebenefit of the doubt.
Like, do you think there's ashort in the headlights?
He's like, Oh no, he'sdefinitely doing that on
purpose.
SPEAKER_03 (14:56):
I'm like, damn, but yep, gets what he wants, and he
gets his point across.
Yes, yes, he does, so I'll givehim that.
SPEAKER_00 (15:07):
Uh okay, Mark, let's go back.
Now that we've gone back 18times to try to whatever.
Movie clips.
What'd you say?
You want to talk about movieclips?
SPEAKER_02 (15:17):
Um, I was uh I looked at the link that you had
sent me, uh the the poll for thesetting centered on uh you know
nobody puts baby in a corner.
Sure.
And I um the absolutely was twovotes.
Uh imagine that it was you andRob.
Yeah.
And on the no, there was sevenvotes.
(15:38):
There's 70% said no that itwasn't enough.
SPEAKER_00 (15:41):
Uh well, okay.
Hold on.
Let's let's go to the tape.
I'll pull it up again.
SPEAKER_03 (15:47):
There's stuff in the ballot box.
SPEAKER_00 (15:49):
Hey, we you know, this is we play a clean game
here.
Um shit, how the foul there itis.
Now you go oh yeah, to thisthing.
SPEAKER_02 (16:05):
I'm surprised Ryan don't have to tinkle with all
that water noise in the back.
SPEAKER_00 (16:08):
It's driving me crazy.
Um all right, so I see whatyou're getting at, Mark.
Um but you still uh you'rewrong.
So the poll you're talking aboutwas the one on Facebook.
SPEAKER_02 (16:28):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00 (16:29):
Yeah.
Okay.
That's it, okay.
What the hell?
SPEAKER_03 (16:35):
What the sorry, I was checking the poll and I'm
sorry.
Apologies.
SPEAKER_02 (16:39):
You were checking the poll.
Is my scripper up next?
SPEAKER_00 (16:49):
Okay, so you you made a point to bring this up,
and then I just checked and Isaid, Oh, you were looking at
the Facebook poll, and that'sall you had to say is okay.
SPEAKER_02 (16:58):
Yeah, I I'm not gonna fight it.
I just wanted to bring it up, bean asshole.
SPEAKER_00 (17:02):
Well, you should fight it if you feel like you're
being, you know.
No, uh-uh.
Don't you want me to elaborateon what when I I just said it's
the Facebook poll you're talkingabout.
SPEAKER_02 (17:14):
Right.
But I don't know what what otherpoll was there that I didn't
see.
SPEAKER_00 (17:19):
The YouTube poll.
SPEAKER_02 (17:20):
Oh, the YouTube poll.
I didn't see that one.
SPEAKER_00 (17:24):
Well, two people did.
SPEAKER_02 (17:25):
Because you know, we only have we we only have one
listener on YouTube, old tequilatits.
SPEAKER_00 (17:29):
Tequila tits.
Uh I don't know if she votedthough.
I mean, I don't I don't know ifI can tell.
But um No, I I don't think shedid.
Okay.
Well, two people.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear this bit when youwere fast-forwarding through the
last episode, Rob, with thepoll?
SPEAKER_03 (17:46):
And after Yeah, the tiebreaker goes to the the pole
master.
SPEAKER_00 (17:50):
And so I'm gonna get a second opinion here.
Like, was he because he's doingit again right now, he won't
admit it.
He was pissed, wasn't he, thathe lost the poll?
SPEAKER_03 (18:00):
Uh um I almost so yes, that was my initial
intuition or my initial thought,but I maybe his he did say that
his his mind's on other things,and I think it's more maggy.
SPEAKER_00 (18:13):
I agree with that.
I totally agree with I inretrospect, and I didn't know
that at that point.
I agree.
But now, yeah, here's what I'msaying.
All right, I'm hearing it again.
He's I think you're pissed,Mark.
SPEAKER_03 (18:23):
Yeah, he's acting a little edgy.
So?
SPEAKER_01 (18:28):
No, fuck you, you're acting edgy.
SPEAKER_02 (18:30):
Yeah, fuck you guys.
I'm done.
Just make it the fucking RJ andRob show.
I'm leaving.
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03 (18:38):
That didn't take long.
SPEAKER_02 (18:39):
No, that was real quick.
I had like Yeah, that's whatI've heard about you, Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (18:44):
It doesn't take uh well, yeah.
Come on.
SPEAKER_00 (18:49):
Too easy.
SPEAKER_03 (18:50):
Don't call me shortcomings for nothing.
SPEAKER_00 (18:52):
Hey, that's Mark's name.
SPEAKER_03 (18:54):
Oh, yeah, that's right.
SPEAKER_00 (18:55):
I'm fault.
I'm false and he's shortcomings.
The show about our faults andshortcomings.
Oh gosh.
Okay, Mark.
Um look, here's the deal.
Um you're pissed about it, andthat's fine.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, you're actually gonna admitit.
That's cool.
(19:16):
Um here here's the thing.
Uh there is a poll on YouTubeand there was a poll on
Facebook.
And I voted no.
Or I'm sorry, yes, in both ofthem.
Uh you had I I think you uh Ithink you called in some some
people uh to pump your vote, umif I'm honest.
SPEAKER_02 (19:40):
Definitely on maybe I might have I might have posted
it on Facebook excuse me, Igotta scroll forward.
I might I might have posted iton Facebook.
SPEAKER_00 (19:48):
Which is that's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
So uh here's the thing is and Iget that you were not really on
your A game on the last episodebecause you had things on your
mind.
But when I pulled up the polls,I pulled up both of them side by
side.
I saw that potentially you'd wonthe one on Facebook, and uh the
(20:09):
YouTube one was tied at at onevote each, and so that's all I
mentioned because I was tryingto bait you into you know being
like, come on, there's morebabies and we were gonna you
know it's gonna be a funnything.
Uh but you gave up too easily.
Um, and so you almost did againtonight.
So, alright, so let's talk aboutthe poll.
(20:30):
Uh the unofficial poll becauseYouTube almost no, I'm just
kidding.
All right, so Mark is correctthat the poll on Facebook.
Um the question again is is Markusing nobody puts a baby in a
corner too much?
Uh the options were yes, yep,absolutely, for sure, totally,
and no.
(20:50):
So we got one vote for yes, twovotes for absolutely, and seven
votes.
70% of the vote for no.
So you you win.
SPEAKER_02 (21:03):
Or I go to school, that still means I lost.
SPEAKER_00 (21:08):
What the hell does that mean?
SPEAKER_02 (21:11):
Anyway, on to the next subject.
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
I'm done with this one.
SPEAKER_00 (21:16):
Okay, great.
What's the next subject?
SPEAKER_02 (21:19):
Jesus.
SPEAKER_00 (21:20):
I know.
Rob, remove Rob, what's next?
SPEAKER_02 (21:22):
Yeah, Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (21:23):
What do you up to, Rob?
Just you know, just enjoyingthis uh beautiful weather out in
Arizona.
SPEAKER_00 (21:30):
That's what you have on your prep.
SPEAKER_03 (21:34):
I wasn't actually I wasn't given in a an itinerary
or an agenda or anything, so I'mkind of cold here, guys.
SPEAKER_00 (21:41):
Yeah, well, I know.
Um what'd you say, Mark?
Sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (21:47):
I'm gonna get in trouble on two sides.
SPEAKER_00 (21:49):
Yeah.
So nope.
Uh oh god, I miss those days.
Um, so Yeah, you said it isfucking hot.
Like what Brian was telling me.
Um it was like a hundred orsomething already in Tucson.
SPEAKER_03 (22:09):
Yeah, it's it it's been uh hundred, it was like a
hundred plus, hundred and five,I think uh 106 or 108 Friday and
Saturday.
It was it's been a scorcher.
SPEAKER_00 (22:20):
Too much.
Wow.
How's the weather up there,Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (22:25):
Um it was a beautiful 61 degrees today, but
other than that, we're supposedto have rain the rest of the
week.
SPEAKER_00 (22:31):
That's nice.
61 was the high.
That was the high of 61.
Fantastic.
That sounds great.
It was what's the side aboutBud?
SPEAKER_03 (22:42):
No, I thought just felt like he was rubbing it in.
That's all.
SPEAKER_00 (22:45):
No, I'm surprised he's not actually.
Um, no, just rubbing it out,Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (22:50):
Jesus.
You know, it's a family show.
My kids listen to this.
Well, they don't sometimes.
Kind of.
All right, not at all.
SPEAKER_00 (23:00):
Um I mean, we did clean jokes last time.
That was, you know, that wasfamily friendly, kinda.
Yeah, it was.
SPEAKER_03 (23:09):
Oh, yeah, you did the Firefly joke.
That's right.
SPEAKER_00 (23:11):
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a real glow getter.
All right.
You don't want to talk aboutmovie clips?
Okay.
Or wait, that was your movieclip thing, sorry.
Um, speaking of movie clips ormovies in general, uh so there
(23:36):
Val Kilmer is making a new movieright now, and it's coming out
next about a year, year and ahalf, which I think is great
because Val Kimner.
SPEAKER_02 (23:45):
Go ahead.
SPEAKER_00 (23:46):
Yeah, he's Val Kilmer.
Oh my gosh.
He's he was in Top Gun, and thenhe was in Heat, and he was in
the Saint.
Val Kilmer.
You know Val Kilmer, right, Rob?
SPEAKER_02 (23:58):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (23:58):
Yeah, see?
SPEAKER_02 (23:59):
Yeah, he died six months ago.
SPEAKER_00 (24:03):
That's beside the point.
SPEAKER_02 (24:04):
Um I wonder if he can talk in this one.
He can.
SPEAKER_03 (24:11):
Uh, it was like a year ago, by the way.
SPEAKER_02 (24:14):
Uh alright, here we go.
SPEAKER_00 (24:16):
I know April 1st.
All of us are like who can?
SPEAKER_02 (24:20):
Yeah, April 1st.
SPEAKER_00 (24:21):
April 1st?
SPEAKER_02 (24:22):
You're quick with that phone, Rob.
Oh no shit.
SPEAKER_00 (24:25):
Dang, that was really fast.
Uh you're actually wrong though.
It was April 1st, 2025.
So um what did you hear me say?
Doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_03 (24:39):
That's like Ryan's that's Ryan's shtick.
It's like even if you're right,uh, you're wrong a little bit.
It was actually April 1st, 2025.
SPEAKER_00 (24:48):
Yeah.
Well, uh my shtick is more it'sa little bit that.
Uh it's also a little guy, don'tlisten.
This happens a lot with Mark.
He'll be like, what's thatthing?
And he'll tell me, I'm like, Ishut up, hold on, I'm looking at
up.
Oh no, no, no, it was thisthing.
Okay.
It's like it's like magic manall over again.
(25:11):
That was hilarious.
Uh no, so uh he is actuallystarring, he's making a movie
right now.
Um get this.
Uh they're it they're AIing him.
SPEAKER_01 (25:26):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (25:27):
They're gonna it's gonna be all AI.
Okay.
I'm not making the movie, Mark.
Okay, so don't yell at me.
I'm just telling you aninteresting factoid.
SPEAKER_02 (25:40):
Interesting.
Yeah, it's a good factoid.
SPEAKER_00 (25:43):
Yeah, he um so he actually was cast in the movie
like five years ago or six yearsago, you know, whatever, and it
didn't end up getting made tillnow.
And I guess his family, likewhatever, daughter or somebody,
like, you know, signed off onpermission for them to use his
likeness, and that's all gonnabe uh generated by AI the video
(26:05):
and the audio.
SPEAKER_02 (26:08):
Are they gonna have like um are they gonna have
Chuck Norris in it too?
SPEAKER_00 (26:14):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_02 (26:16):
I don't know what he just died.
We might we might as well AI hisass in there too.
SPEAKER_00 (26:21):
Uh Val Kilmer was a good actor, though.
SPEAKER_02 (26:24):
He was.
He was As Deep as the Grave isthe name of the movie.
SPEAKER_00 (26:29):
Oh, cool.
Yeah, well, is Chuck Norris inthat?
No.
Okay.
Uh Chuck Norris is a terribleactor.
Um and I'll I stand by that.
SPEAKER_03 (26:42):
Question though.
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?
SPEAKER_00 (26:47):
Chuck Norris.
Oh no.
SPEAKER_02 (26:51):
Steven Segal, there's a lot of push in there.
What do you mean?
SPEAKER_03 (26:56):
He has packed on the pounds, that's for sure.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (27:00):
Oh, he's huge.
Okay.
Um easy, buddy.
Easy.
He's almost as big as Mark.
SPEAKER_00 (27:09):
You really want to poke the bear tonight?
Yeah, poke the bear.
Poke it.
I think the bear forgot hishoney part.
So you know, cranky.
Um, who are the options?
SPEAKER_03 (27:23):
Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris.
Which which one's a betteractor?
SPEAKER_00 (27:28):
Uh God, they're both terrible.
SPEAKER_02 (27:30):
How about Van Dam?
Ooh, you gotta throw him intothe mix, too, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that way Ryan will pickone.
SPEAKER_00 (27:38):
Jude Law, is that what you said?
Uh Jude Law.
SPEAKER_03 (27:41):
Yeah, there you go.
Wow, good.
Yeah, Jude Law Jude Law it is.
SPEAKER_02 (27:44):
Yeah, it starts with a J, Justin, Jude, who cares?
SPEAKER_00 (27:47):
You know, uh I'm gonna I can't really think of a
lot of Steven Zagal'sperformances.
Um, I just know I've I'vewatched a lot of episodes of
Walker Texas Ranger.
SPEAKER_03 (27:56):
So it's a bit of a stretch to call them
performances, but okay.
SPEAKER_00 (28:00):
Yeah.
Walker Texas Ranger is a roughshow.
He uh Well, yeah, but it waswhat, the 80s?
That was the 90s.
Um, yeah, I mean, even even bythose standards though.
Like, he does this thing.
I had to stop watchingeventually.
It's probably just an autism ADDthing that most people wouldn't
care about.
(28:21):
But he does this thing where helike has these pause inhales
when he's talking.
He's like, I'm here from theTexas uh trooper's office, and
I'm here to look into thismurder.
It's like, oh god, shut up.
SPEAKER_03 (28:42):
Like you smoking a cigarette, but not.
SPEAKER_00 (28:44):
Yeah, it's like I'm I I'm I'm really exaggerating
it.
It's more subtle.
It's just like, yeah.
I think it's his like uhwhatever, his patter.
I don't know, he's trying likethis is how I act.
It's like uh, you know, JeffGoldblum.
I say that his his method ofacting is just acting like he's
just he's always acting likehe's trying to remember it's not
(29:06):
his lines.
SPEAKER_02 (29:08):
Yeah.
He acts like uh William Shatnersings.
SPEAKER_00 (29:14):
You got a problem with the chat?
SPEAKER_02 (29:16):
I don't have a problem with the chat, but I've
heard his songs.
SPEAKER_00 (29:19):
I I didn't even know he sang.
SPEAKER_02 (29:22):
Yeah, him and him and uh Leonard Nemoy.
Uh they both had an album.
SPEAKER_00 (29:26):
Together, that's so weird.
Why?
No, it's separate.
Okay, well I don't know if thatmakes it better or not.
Um who's your favorite Star Trekperformer turned singer, Rob
It's gotta be the dude that wasdata.
(29:46):
Oh, Brent Spiner.
Does he sing?
Oh, he does.
He does standards and stuff,yeah.
He's good.
SPEAKER_03 (29:52):
Yeah, he really is.
It's a hell of it.
I can't believe I pulled thatone out of my ass.
SPEAKER_00 (29:56):
Uh good job.
SPEAKER_03 (29:58):
It's a miracle you can pull out of your ass.
Well, that's big enough.
SPEAKER_00 (30:02):
Yeah.
Always need a flared bass,though.
That's important.
SPEAKER_03 (30:10):
I don't need more socks.
Holy Christ.
SPEAKER_00 (30:12):
He's worse than you.
He's not even he's not even onthe podcast right now, Mark.
He's like on his phone.
SPEAKER_03 (30:19):
He doesn't believe me.
SPEAKER_00 (30:21):
He missed a whole.
No, I wouldn't believe himeither.
So what kind of what what kindof how many songs or albums or
whatever did he make?
I think they each made one.
Frantic typing.
SPEAKER_03 (30:39):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (30:40):
Uh uh, you should have you should have Robbie in
there as like associate producerto look shit like this up, you
know?
SPEAKER_03 (30:47):
Uh a lot, actually.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, you did.
Like eleven no, thirteen.
Albums?
SPEAKER_00 (30:57):
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm totally gonnalisten to this shit tonight.
I don't know why.
I don't know why I would want todo this to myself.
SPEAKER_02 (31:05):
William Shatner, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
SPEAKER_00 (31:09):
Uh, is it okay?
I will.
SPEAKER_02 (31:13):
I'm gonna.
That would be Oh, you know,Nichelle Nichols also sang with
it on an album with DukeEllington.
She was hot.
You know that I actually have alittle thing that you don't
know.
So a friend of ours, her mom isa painter.
SPEAKER_00 (31:32):
That's not a very interesting painting.
SPEAKER_02 (31:35):
But she painted uh she painted Nichelle Nichols uh
portrait on she just literallypainted it on the glass of the
frame of the picture, and it'snow in the Smithsonian.
That's cool.
Wow.
Uh yeah, they they came to herhouse in Vancouver, uh wrapped
it all up.
The Smith Smithsonian didwrapped it all up and everything
(31:56):
and sent it back to theSmithsonian.
SPEAKER_00 (31:59):
Was it uh did did did she paint her like you know
in that one?
Not in Star Trek.
Oh you know that one I'm not inStar Trek, yeah.
No, not that, like the one StarTrek where she was like naked
and you know stuff still turnedShatner down?
Anybody with me on this?
(32:20):
No, no, really?
Uh okay.
Well, she's hot, was hot.
I don't know.
She might be dead.
Yeah, I don't know.
She is.
Okay.
Cool.
That's that's how do we gethere?
(32:41):
I have Shatner sings.
Shatner.
Why did that come up?
Oh, because we're talking out ofleft field.
Well, yeah, it was a little bit,but we were talking about
obscure celebrities.
You know who's really big, likesinger-wise.
Oh my god, Leonard Nemoy, theballard of Bilbo Baggins.
Bet your fucking ass I'm gonnalisten to that later.
SPEAKER_02 (33:05):
Um you better trade those menthols for something
else to be able to listen tothat.
SPEAKER_00 (33:11):
That bad, huh?
SPEAKER_02 (33:13):
That bad.
SPEAKER_00 (33:14):
Okay.
So, um, I was gonna say, well, Iwant to back up.
So this it was your mom'sfriend?
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (33:24):
No, it was just a friend of ours's mom.
SPEAKER_00 (33:26):
A friend of yours.
Oh yeah, yeah.
So was she a prolific painter?
Yes.
Uh really?
Like, yeah, can we look her up?
Can we say her name?
SPEAKER_02 (33:37):
I will I will have to look up her name because her
daughter is married to ourfriend, so I'll have to look her
up.
Look up her name.
SPEAKER_00 (33:44):
Does she still paint stuff?
SPEAKER_02 (33:46):
Yeah, every year she takes a member of the family and
that's a male and paints them asSanta Claus, and it is so cool.
SPEAKER_03 (33:54):
How are you not the subject every year?
SPEAKER_02 (33:58):
Who me?
Yeah, you think he was talkingto me?
Because I'm the Santa Claus thatgoes, fuck you, little kid.
You ain't getting that.
I don't think Santa should sayfuck you, little kid, but that's
why they won't ever paint.
Okay.
Um, my co-producer over here uhjust told me her name is Robin
(34:20):
Damore.
D-A-M-O-R-E.
SPEAKER_00 (34:23):
D-A-M-O-R-E.
And that's Robin.
Yes.
With an R?
Yes.
unknown (34:34):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (34:35):
Look this up.
Maybe we can uh I mean RobinDam.
Oh.
Artist.
Oh, cool.
Using light and shadow tocapture life's fleeting magic.
That's the quote on her uh thingon our website.
Right there, boom.
(34:55):
Nachelle Nichols, right there onuh Robin's page when you first
pull it up.
That's cool paintings.
Wow.
Well, that's awesome.
I'm glad you oh, hold on.
Santa's oh, those are cool.
Yeah.
Wow.
So are all of the Santapaintings of people she knows,
(35:18):
or just some of them, or howdoes that man she knows a lot of
Santa's.
Alright.
SPEAKER_03 (35:32):
It's gotta be Mark in 2008.
SPEAKER_02 (35:35):
I haven't even looked it up, so I'm the bad one
here.
SPEAKER_00 (35:41):
I was gonna mention the Hoff.
SPEAKER_02 (35:45):
The Hoff?
SPEAKER_00 (35:46):
Yeah.
Robert Hasselhoff?
Yeah.
Yeah, like bad actors who hadvery successful.
Yeah, actually, I don't know ifLeonard Nimont and Shatner were
successful singers or not.
But uh Hasselhoff is huge in inEurope.
(36:06):
In Europe, yeah, yes.
Sounds like Rob's in Europeright now.
Hear that in the background?
SPEAKER_02 (36:13):
It does.
Everybody's peeing on the streetbecause they can't figure out
how to use that toilet.
SPEAKER_00 (36:17):
What does that mean?
Is that a Europe crack?
SPEAKER_02 (36:21):
Yeah, because the they don't have regular toilets.
A lot of places don't haveregular toilets like we do.
They just have that porcelain onthe floor that you step your
feet on.
SPEAKER_00 (36:30):
Europe.
SPEAKER_03 (36:32):
I'm really sorry to all of our European listeners
right now.
Mark doesn't know what he'stalking about.
SPEAKER_00 (36:37):
I well, I here's what I'm gonna say about that is
before I go there, I want toclarify a little bit.
Because Europe's kind of big.
Like that's kinda sort of abroad brush, don't you think?
All of Europe?
SPEAKER_02 (36:49):
Yeah.
Uh Italy, France, Greece.
SPEAKER_00 (36:53):
Are you naming all the countries in Europe right
now?
SPEAKER_02 (36:56):
All the ones that I've been to.
SPEAKER_00 (36:58):
Yeah, well, okay.
Yeah, that's fair.
He totally just like dunkedright on us, Rob.
SPEAKER_03 (37:08):
Surprised they have planes big enough.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I was on an aircraft carrier,Robert, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Mark craft carrier.
SPEAKER_02 (37:18):
Yeah, but I did fly on a C-130 back, so that's
pretty simple.
That was big enough.
SPEAKER_00 (37:23):
Yeah.
Um, yeah, I was like, okay.
See, when he said I've those areall the places I visited, I
immediately realized he wastalking about his navy career.
And you know, I was I was fixingto give some respect and
deference to that, and Rob'slike, oh, airplane big enough.
Boom.
SPEAKER_03 (37:46):
Thank you for your service, Mark.
Go fuck yourself.
Yeah, fuck you too, you littlebastard.
SPEAKER_00 (37:55):
You two should have your own podcast.
SPEAKER_02 (37:58):
Oh god.
We need somebody to mediate andconnect the audio.
That too.
Yeah, that too.
Yeah.
I was surprised today I was ableto hook it up all by myself with
no issues.
You're right, you did.
See, even Ryan's surprised.
SPEAKER_00 (38:16):
Uh well, I now that you mention it, I am.
I'm surprised and happy.
Um I kind of got uh I think Iwould have complimented you,
obviously, before we startedrecording, but uh, we got sort
of sidetracked with Rob becausehe couldn't figure out how to
use his son's computer.
unknown (38:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:33):
How uh how many people?
All the porn.
SPEAKER_00 (38:36):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:37):
I was yeah, that that was a lot.
That was half the battle.
SPEAKER_00 (38:40):
Yeah.
You just like you had to clearthe cache and all the cookies
and stuff on this browser beforeyou could use it.
SPEAKER_03 (38:46):
Legitimately, when I fired this thing up, he was
like, uh, just so you know,there's gonna be a lot of
pop-ups when you start it up.
unknown (38:52):
Fuck.
SPEAKER_03 (38:53):
I was like, oh no, what did you do?
SPEAKER_00 (38:55):
What did he do?
What does he mean pop-ups?
SPEAKER_03 (38:58):
Um, I mean, he's got like 13, literally 13 different
internet browsers.
So I like one of them that popslike 137 duck duck go, edge,
wave, a bunch of shit I've nevereven heard of.
SPEAKER_00 (39:11):
Yeah, like different, not just like
Windows, like differentdifferent types of browser, like
different software.
SPEAKER_03 (39:19):
Different, yes.
Wow, different software.
I well, I I think because he'scorrupted so many of them, he's
had to go down the list to findnew ones.
SPEAKER_00 (39:29):
Oh my gosh, that is so weird.
Yeah.
Okay.
So those all did they all openlike when your computer started?
Is that what he meant?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Okay.
And where where did they go?
SPEAKER_03 (39:44):
Well, one of them, the main one, which is Edge,
that one was just stuck in a uhlike frozen in a very small
screen.
So um, and it had like 13windows already active in it.
So yeah, it was weird.
I had to I had to do a lot a lotof cleaning up before I could
get the audio situation.
SPEAKER_00 (40:08):
Oh, did you hear what Mark just dropped, but did
you hear what he was sayingbefore he dropped?
The keyboard?
Yep.
Because he said you had to do alot of cleaning up on the
computer before you could useit.
SPEAKER_03 (40:18):
Oh, jeez.
You know, I gotta give it tohim.
If it's uh, you know, if it's inthat realm, he's right on it.
SPEAKER_00 (40:27):
Uh what realm?
Oh, Mark's innuendo.
Yeah.
Oh, I know.
He's uh he's got the specialty,if you will.
Um yeah, so so not so a lot ofpop-ups and nonsense and crap,
but you you didn't have tonavigate through any porn to get
to clean feed.
SPEAKER_03 (40:46):
Shockingly, no.
SPEAKER_00 (40:48):
Good.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (40:49):
I'm not I'm not I'm also not gonna go looking for
stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (40:53):
Yeah, and and yeah, I know.
Uh just thank god that becauseyou know, if it were well, I'm
not gonna mention names, but youand I both know somebody who uh
probably would have that astheir desktop wallpaper.
You know, you wouldn't have togo search high and low.
Yep.
unknown (41:09):
Yep.
SPEAKER_00 (41:10):
Mark, you back?
Yeah, I'm back.
Okay, cool.
Uh last thing Rob said beforeyou dropped was I had to do a
lot of cleanup on this computerbefore I could use it.
SPEAKER_02 (41:20):
I know when I said the keyboard or the on the or
the internet, and then it was Ididn't get that, that part
didn't go in.
SPEAKER_00 (41:26):
You were smited.
SPEAKER_02 (41:28):
I was smited.
SPEAKER_00 (41:30):
I was smote.
Froppy's probably he's probablylike set something up on his
computer, you know.
He's probably building his ownAI in there.
We're all fucked anyway, and oneof the things is like it just
detected that Mark was dissinghim.
It's like, boom, you're out.
SPEAKER_02 (41:45):
Yeah, feed nobody's gonna clean my feet, damn it.
Clean your feet.
Feed.
SPEAKER_00 (41:57):
Oh.
Yeah, well, right.
Nobody should have to.
This is my thing.
We've talked about this, uh, youand I, and like like me and
Brian, we have like a dead manswitch situation with our
phones.
It's like, no, nobody shouldever see.
You say feed, nobody should eversee what's in my phone or my
(42:17):
feed or anything.
Just like, you know, lock itdown.
SPEAKER_02 (42:22):
Yep, coy and I have the same same thing.
SPEAKER_00 (42:25):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02 (42:27):
You you what about you, Rob?
SPEAKER_03 (42:28):
Yeah.
I don't look at that kind ofstuff, you perverts uh Christian
man.
You can tell by the way he saidit that he's full of shit.
SPEAKER_00 (42:37):
I know.
unknown (42:39):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (42:39):
A little bit uh No, I just you know what?
SPEAKER_03 (42:42):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna dignify that.
I'm not gonna perjure myself.
I'm not gonna perjure myself allover there.
SPEAKER_00 (42:51):
Let me ask you a question, Rob.
Well, actually, I'll ask both ofyou.
Um I'll start with Rob.
When you do have stuff likethat, even though it's your
device and it's locked, do youstill use like an incognito tab?
SPEAKER_03 (43:06):
Yeah, well damn it.
So I don't have a VPN set up,and uh and Arizona's got similar
uh loss to as Texas does.
They banned the porn out there?
SPEAKER_00 (43:21):
Yeah, so that sucks.
Yeah.
Well, so that was a really okay.
Mark?
SPEAKER_02 (43:28):
Yes.
SPEAKER_00 (43:29):
Yeah, me too.
I don't know why, right?
Yeah.
Does it really do anything?
It just all what it does, itjust it just pr doesn't um put
the history on your device.
Uh it does absolutely nothingfor uh privacy and your identity
(43:53):
and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_03 (43:54):
It's just does it does it cache or it doesn't cash
or anything, huh?
SPEAKER_00 (43:58):
Not on your device, yeah.
So the history wouldn't bethere.
But like, you know, there's noit doesn't give you any privacy
or anything.
Um, it's just kind of like sowhen like for an example uh on
on my devices, um if I didn't dothat, then every time I went to
type galin zip block bags, G A,suggestions for my history would
(44:26):
be alarming.
That's a joke about the wordgay, Mark.
SPEAKER_01 (44:39):
I know Robert.
SPEAKER_00 (44:40):
Oh, okay.
I didn't hear you laughing.
SPEAKER_02 (44:48):
Yes, I knew it was.
I because I was thinking of webpage BBC, so yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (44:53):
Not that Jesus crap.
SPEAKER_03 (44:57):
Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_00 (44:58):
I mean, I enjoy British news as well.
SPEAKER_03 (45:00):
Now we know what now we know what Mark's into.
SPEAKER_01 (45:05):
No, the British version.
SPEAKER_02 (45:07):
Yeah, somebody's gotta get through my fluffy
butt, Rob.
I didn't hear what you I didn'tcatch what you said, Mark.
I said somebody's gotta getthrough my fluffy butt.
Since I'm a fluffy guy.
And he's gone.
SPEAKER_00 (45:24):
No, I'm contemplating.
SPEAKER_03 (45:26):
I think he's still trying to figure it out.
You heard the okay, yeah, okay,all right.
SPEAKER_00 (45:30):
Yeah, you need like a giant cock, right?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, yeah, BBC.
Like a lucky or a lucky.
Oh, wait.
Oh, it's back.
SPEAKER_03 (45:40):
It's back.
SPEAKER_00 (45:41):
Nope.
It's not that was yeah, that wasmy bad.
That's a rule.
We do not talk about lucky tohold it.
SPEAKER_02 (45:45):
Oh, with lucky, there's no tail to the problem
with lucky, there's no tail tohold on to to pull him back.
Marcus.
SPEAKER_00 (45:53):
Good lord, sir.
Yeah, so if you want to donateto the dog rescue, it's gonna be
one eight hundred.
Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_03 (46:09):
It's all 501c3.
That's it.
SPEAKER_00 (46:13):
Jesus Christ.
That's horrible.
Uh, and thank God we are out oftime.
Fuck.
SPEAKER_02 (46:21):
Bullshit.
SPEAKER_00 (46:22):
We're not out of time.
We are so fucking out of time.
Okay.
We're over time, bud.
So okay, bud.
Yeah.
Uh Rob, you want any last wordsor whatever?
SPEAKER_03 (46:33):
You wanna thank thank you for having me on.
It's great to talk to you guys.
SPEAKER_00 (46:37):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (46:38):
Well, big checks in the mail, right, Rob?
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (46:43):
Yeah.
You're uh uh I'm hoping you'llyou'll waive your appearance fee
since I'm family, but Iunderstand if uh still getting
it.
I'll give my friends and familydiscount, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (46:53):
Don't worry about it.
Thanks.
SPEAKER_02 (46:55):
All right.
Uh yeah.
Kentucky, it means a wholedifferent thing.
SPEAKER_00 (47:02):
Okay, I'm done.
Was it half off?
Huh.
It's the toothless discount.
Oh, gummers.
I'm not gonna say gummer.
I'm gonna quote my other writer.
Is that a gummer?
Oh god.
All right.
Uh catch y'all next time.
(47:24):
Have a good one.
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