May 22, 2026 • 50 mins
Flash showed up uninvited, hit the mute button, presented his cat butt to RJ, and left like nothing happened. Oakley had opinions about the cats. Hartley chewed through wires on the Expedition that turned out to be fine, which is the only way that story was going to end well. Two Canadian gooseapuses used the pond as a rest stop during a storm and took off like seaplanes. Then RJ opened the stenopad. What followed was a full housekeeping audit of every topic ever written down and never discussed — including BJ Ho's license plate, a UFO video, a flea autopsy, a rehydrated frog, Enrique Iglesias, and the revelation that RJ owns FatAssMahomes.com, and also BieberBootyBoom.com. Dobby liked socks. Mark changed it to pens. Mikey still likes it.
In this episode:
• Junior chewed the one wire on the Expedition that didn't matter — and it's now just sitting on the deck
• Hartley is only destructive when he's making a point, and RJ must have done something
• Flash hit the mute button, got credited as producer, and retired to across the room
• Two Canadian gooseapuses on the pond during a storm — six to eight pounds of output per day, per goose
• The stenopad audit: Shania Twain done, Macarena in progress, Moosecrazy.com available?
• BJ Ho has an Arizona license plate that nobody can explain and everybody has questions about
• Enrique Iglesias — on the list, checked off, apparently already covered, moving on
• FatAssMahomes.com is a real website that RJ owns and hasn't updated in a while but stands by
• BieberBootyBoom.com also exists, also his, under construction
• Mikey from the Life cereal commercial explained to RJ — who immediately went to mikeylikesit.com and was hooked
• Dobby liked socks. Mark said pens. RJ said sure.
• UFO video, flea autopsy, and a rehydrated frog — all pending future episodes
The story continues at www.save4swing.com
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey everybody, welcome back
to Set & Centered. I'm RJ.
And I'm Mark.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you doing?
I'm alright.
Good.
Yeah.
So what we have today, whatkind of scintillating show are
you gonna kick us off with?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Uh let's start off with uh the story you were
telling me the other day aboutthe you getting the mysteries
ready for this summer.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Uh the fact that Junior chewed through the wires.
Yeah.
That's pretty much the wholestory.
Yeah.
Pretty fucking happy aboutthat.
Uh not the first thing I foundthat he's chewed through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's at that age.
Well, yeah, you know, if he itwasn't plugged in when he chewed
(00:49):
through it.
Which that's too bad becausethat would have been the last
time he chewed through anything.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh no, when he'd have just yelped and whipped to find
something else to chew on.
Yeah.
Maybe.
The way he does things.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, he's at that age, but umyeah, so I had to get that
fixed.
Well, I got the cord fixed.
I haven't got the Mr.
Roan yet.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah.
Wild crap.
Yeah, he's that video you sentme the one time of him chewing
on the exped.
Oh, no, that was Hartley.
Oh, that was Hartley.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That little bastard.
Yeah, I go out there one day tolike uh get in my truck, Ranch
Force One, to run a town or someshit.
And I'm walking out there,expedit's parked kind of next to
it, and uh walking in my truck,I see like pieces of wire
everywhere, and like pieces ofwhat's clearly wiring harness
(01:45):
from a vehicle.
I'm like, oh my god.
I look over and there's justwires hanging from under the
engine on the exped.
And I'm like, frickin' hell,what did you do?
And eventually I tracked himdown on the on the video on the
camera when he did it, and yeah,he was just gonna yank it on
that damn thing.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I got excuse me, I I think I got the video you sent
me.
I'll have to post that one.
Oh, yeah, I did send it to you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah.
Yep.
I was not happy.
Especially because I didn'tknow I didn't know what it was.
Like, like Jesus, you justripped wires up from the engine.
God knows what it could havebeen.
I just left it.
Luckily it wasn't anythingimportant.
Like it was the only it was theone thing he could have chewed
on on or wiring on the enginethat wouldn't have caused an
(02:37):
issue, which was apparently ithad a plug for an engine block
eater, which I didn't knowabout.
But that's what he destroyed.
Oh, you don't have one anymore.
unknown (02:44):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, I have it.
It's just on the deck insteadof attached to the truck.
Yeah.
Yeah, stupid dog.
Yeah, that was Hartley.
He only he's very chewy.
He'd always been really chewy,but he has he's just not really
he hasn't ever been destructive,though.
The only time he's destructiveis when he's uh he needs to make
(03:06):
a point about something.
That's what I've learned.
So I must have done somethingto piss him off.
That's the only thing I canfigure.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, it must have been 10 minutes past dinner time
or something.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Unbelievable.
So yeah, get dogs, run dogrescue, folks.
It's great.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, it's not too bad.
But I'm across the street, soyeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, some of you are across the street comes over
here because one of the thingshe does just to be a dick is to
just grab shit from your yourproperty.
Yeah, just bring it over here.
Yeah, he he usually won't tearit up.
He just brings it over.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I would have loved to see him carrying that over
because I thought it was alunchbox or something.
Uh carrying what that bag thathe brought over today that I had
my uh stuff for the black stonein.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh yeah.
And when I mean I saw him, hewas running up the up the hill
from the pond.
He was just carrying it, youknow, by the straps.
I'm like, what do you have?
And he drops it and goes theother direction.
(04:20):
He's like, nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's like the other day when we went into town and
there was a ball that was overthere at the property.
There was a ball in the middleof the road.
And I go to Christina, I said,Is that Ranger's ball?
Yep.
So somebody was bringing it tothis side of the street.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah.
I think I think there's somethere was some suspicion that
Buckley was the one doing it,and he still may be doing stuff
like that, but from what I'veseen, it's hardly.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, it's it's all fine.
I laugh at it.
Christina laughs at it.
It's it just you know, being onbeing on a ranch at the rescue.
Mm-hmm.
Dealing with dealing with thedogs being dogs.
Dealing with poorly behaved uhdogs.
Oh, I don't think they'repoorly behaved.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, yeah.
Okay.
Ultimately it comes back to whoraised these old shits.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And that's I don't like to talk about that.
Uh blame it on the other dogs.
The older ones taught theyounger ones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean the well, consideringthat there's oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
What you cat on my desk all of a sudden I don't
know where it came from.
I didn't even know who's inhere.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I didn't know Flash was in here either, but he's
already been over here runningon the microphone and looking at
me and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Just don't touch anything, alright?
Um I'm gonna try to play thestrategy or the tactic where I
don't put him down.
Um, because cats, like what theone thing basically they live
for is to be contrary.
And so, like in this situation,if you if I put him down, he's
immediately gonna realize thathe's not supposed to be up here
(06:05):
and get him right back.
Yeah, right back.
Whereas if we can get throughthis right here, and he just
maybe will get bored and leave,then we'll be good.
Yeah.
Uh God, anyway, um I fuckingknow what I was saying.
Oh, well, what I was saying isthat considering that there are
two puppies, two puppies underthe age, you know, well, under
(06:30):
the age of a year.
God, Harley's probably likeseven months old.
An old junior, I don't evenknow.
But very young puppies, I mean,and one of them weighs a
million pounds.
Uh could honestly it's not thatbad.
No.
It's not.
Yeah.
Speaking of a million I justwell, everything still seems to
(06:55):
be working with regard to therecording, so I guess I'm gonna
I'm gonna continue my what didyou even knock down?
I have no idea what he knockeddown.
It's my tablet.
Great.
Um uh speaking of a millionpounds, did I show you the did I
show you the those the thevideo of those the gooses
(07:18):
yesterday?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, you sent me that video.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, so these um in the middle of a storm too, which
it was a very it was a shortstorm, maybe like a half an
hour, but it was raining realhard.
Knocked out the power for mostof the night, oh the whole night
too.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't really notice.
I was very comfortable.
Yeah.
Had lights and TV and all thatkind of stuff.
Uh I don't know how things wereover there for you.
Uh quite dark.
(07:41):
Yeah, okay.
Um don't push that button.
Nope.
Okay, step sorry, step that's acracked one.
Well, it was the irony of thefact that the cat made a sound
that wasn't him meowing, but wasa cat meowing.
Now I'm being truly sorr.
Can we move my microphone?
(08:02):
Hasn't knocked anything elsedown yet, though.
I am being treated to a catbutt right in my face, which
they at least Oh shit.
You went.
I'm gone.
Where the fuck how did oh hedid he stepped on there you are.
Oh, I'm back.
Yeah, he stepped on your mutebutt.
He doesn't even want to listento me, then he's not gonna say
I'm being treated to a cat butt,which uh people that have cats
(08:24):
know that cats are very proud oftheir buttholes.
Just love to put them in yourface.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
At least I got the face, uh I got the cat face
looking at me over here.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.
Like he's I mean, it's I don'thave my phone, but it'd be a
funny picture from here.
Because he's just like he's gothis butt sticking up on my
side, and then under the screen,which he's already pushing away
and leaning against themicrophone, which I have to keep
pulling back over to me.
I don't know what he's doingover there.
He's probably eyeballing hisnext path of destruction.
(08:54):
Okay, he's up my desk.
Yep, he's on mine.
God, what did he do?
What's up with the screen overhere?
Hold on.
All right.
Everything's fine.
Um, so we had this shhh, whatthe fuck's happening now?
My screen is like rotating awayfrom me.
What the hell?
Is he doing that?
Yeah, he he's rubbing on it.
(09:15):
It's like, all right.
Um oh, yeah, alright, he'sdone.
There he goes.
Uh did I win?
Do I win?
No, I think I lost that wholething with him.
Yeah, we'll we'll see in threeminutes.
My mouse not working now.
What the fuck did you do,Black?
How the is it oh my god, okay.
(09:38):
Um, yes, there's like thisshort, pretty, pretty intense,
but short storm for like 30, 40minutes yesterday afternoon,
just rolled in.
Lots of wind, lots of rain.
Yep.
And I, you know, I was on thedeck and I looked down, there's
these two uh like whitish shapeson the pond, which is the best
(10:00):
I can do from from that distancewithout like a scope or
something.
I'm like, that's weird.
And so I got my phone, whichhas like a I guess it's consumed
like a lot, it's not very goodquality.
I got my phone and I'm like,oh, there's some big ass
motherfucking birds sittingsitting in the pond too, I'm
sitting in the pond, just in therain.
(10:21):
I'm like, I wonder what thoseare.
I couldn't really tell on myphone video, but my telescope,
uh, the smart telescope thingyas what at least mine's called a
scenery mode, which you can saya telephoto thingy, which I
never used, and so I um got iton them and yep, uh I think that
(10:42):
video was really clearactually.
Um but yeah, they were uh bigold Canadian and geese, gooses.
Gooses plural of goose.
That'd be goose a gooseapuses.
Uh yeah.
Um and uh yeah, they're really,really pretty.
(11:03):
Um, but honkers, man, like Ihad no idea they were so big.
Yes, they are very big.
They were probably like youknow, set aside their neck and
how long that was.
There's like the bulk of theirbody was probably like two
blackens.
I mean, they were big boys.
Yeah, very big.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And they poop like six to eight pounds a day.
Oh yeah.
They must eat a lot.
They do.
That they do.
I learned that one years ago.
It do I want to know how?
Or uh I was up at Gasworks Parkin Seattle with a buddy of mine
taking pictures and uh talkingto one of the game people, a
(11:44):
fishing game or whatever, and hewas telling us, you know, that
they were trying to get rid ofhim because they crap so much.
Oh so he's telling us how muchthey crap per day.
It's like holy crap.
Yeah.
Literally.
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I thought I thought it might be a story, but the
story you're like, well, Ilearned that one day.
How's that?
Somebody told me.
Yeah, somebody told me, but Imean, you I guess what you're
lucky I didn't start with, well,I was watching YouTube.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well, I guess Oh, there we go.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So that's gonna be Oakley and flat.
Well, is Finn on your lap?
No.
Okay, well, could be any ofthem then.
Yeah, that was definitelyOakley that made the noise, but
yeah, Finley's over here now, soit must have been yeah.
I mean, we've talked aboutOakley before.
He's he's he is kind of agrumpy guest sometimes.
(12:40):
He's a sweetheart, but he canget a little grumpy and
especially when he's tired.
And but I gotta say, when itcomes to cats, it's really
mostly not his fault.
Because you know cats.
Oh yeah, they just fuck withthem.
Yeah.
Well, Finley's up here with meagain, so yeah.
Anything else a little it'sflash nuckly, but yeah, they
(13:03):
meant they mess with him all thetime.
Like just like leave him, Imean, leave him alone.
Yeah, just let him be.
You know he's cranky.
Yeah, I know, and yeah, that'swhy they do it, because they're
freaking cats.
Yeah.
Uh but no, that was that wasreally cool.
Um, and I was thinking likeGod, you fucking weirdos, like
you're just sitting, you know,just like sitting in the pond
(13:23):
while it's pouring rain.
And I thought, oh no, thatmakes sense, right?
Because they were flying, andthey're like, hey, it's getting
a little rainy.
Let's pull over, right?
Like a rest stop, basically.
With nowhere to get out of theweather.
Yeah.
Uh man, you should have seenthem take off though.
It was pretty crazy.
Um, I didn't get it, didn't geton video because they were um
(13:47):
they were kind of swimming backand forth, and I had to move the
telescope, you know, kind ofback and forth because we were
going behind trees and shit, andit was when I was moving it
again.
And I just happened to see themdo it, but like, oh my god, it
it was like a seaplane takingoff, dude.
It wasn't like they just likekind of flapped up and went up
out of the water, it was likethey were just cruising along
(14:10):
the surface of the water, andthen they got some speed and
they took like and it there'slike fucking wake behind them.
I was like, oh my god.
Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, they're I've heardthat goose Canadian goose
gooseapuses are real sons ofbitches too.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, they're mean.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, they are, right?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, especially if they have uh little ones with
them.
The mamas are mean as can be.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh.
Um so I reckon that the reasonI saw them is they're probably
migrating right now, you think?
Is that a thing that they do?
Yeah, they migrate from Canadadown to down to here.
Okay, so they're probably ontheir way to Canada for the
summer.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's a possibility.
It's too damn hot down here forthem.
Yeah, I would think.
Yeah.
Do you think it do you think itwas a couple?
It could have been.
I don't know if they're likethe regular the goose that uh I
believe they mate for life.
So well, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
But like, do you do you think it was most likely a
couple or more likely just likea couple buddies that were like
making the tree?
I was like, Oh, you're going toCanada?
I'm going to Canada too.
If I had to guess, I'd say itwas a couple.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was wondering that actually.
I was like, wonder if it'swonder if it's like that uh
Macarena video.
Still they just do everythingtogether.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Still trying to bring bring that back, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Um well, waiting on the footage from my mom.
I for some reason has somereluctance to provide it uh
after hearing what we had to sayabout it.
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, come on, ma'am, send it to us.
What'd you say?
Ma'am, come on, ma'am, send itto us.
I know how much she left that.
She does.
Really fucking does.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Uh I can actually see Flash, and he's not over here,
and he's sitting down across theother the room, so I think he's
done wreaking havoc.
Well, that's good.
Yep.
Yeah.
Um which uh yeah, no, no, nevermind.
I was gonna say give him propsbecause like he uh when he was
in here to record the firsttime, he he did knock stuff down
(16:25):
or whatever, and I don't knowwhy I started even giving props
because that's exactly what hewas fucking doing this time.
Just happened to not knock themicrophone down.
Yeah, at least he hit the rightbutton.
I mean, I was impressed.
Yeah, as well.
I mean, do you think I don'ttrain him?
I don't train these cats.
I think they're well theylisten to the podcast, they know
what button to push.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, yeah.
Well, what was it?
I I posted the picture of uhFinley from the last podcast,
and your brother goes, Oh, is hethe pot producer or pod
producer?
Not instead, it's producer, theproducer.
And I'm like, Yeah, he he knowsmore than we do.
Uh yeah, the the producer.
The producer, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, um, that's not that good.
Yeah, it's hard to pronounce.
Um, why do I have cameras?
Question mark written down onmy sheet.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You know, I think Oh, that was from when we were
talking last podcast.
You you were talking that Ibought a whole bunch of the Oh
yeah, the disposal we shouldtell that story.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I I didn't do that.
Oh, it wasn't about you.
That's why it's written downwith a question mark.
Um geez.
I should you know what?
Let's do some housekeepinghere.
I have a whole you know, I'vegot my stenopad.
Yep.
And I tend to I t I tend to uhjot down just I guess we'll call
(17:52):
them topics, but if I think ofsomething, you know, for the
pod, I'll just like jot it down.
And it's been well established.
I'm terrible at put writingnotes.
Um although me randomly writingShania Twain down uh led to a
pretty cool story on the lastshow.
So yeah, it was.
Yeah.
Yeah, so uh I and every time Icome in here, like tonight came
(18:12):
in just before we recorded, wellit's like an hour and a half
before we recorded, Corey,because I came in to get stuff
ready, and then I forgot that wewere gonna record a show, so I
was just like fucking around onmy phone for an hour.
I'm like, oh wait.
Yeah.
Um there's like so many thingshere.
I'm just so let's go throughhere and see what the hell all
these things are.
Okay.
If we've talked about them andI can cross them off, or if we
(18:34):
need to talk about them still.
So cameras, question mark,that's still a thing.
Yep.
All right, Shania Twain, done.
Um moose crazy?
Oh, no, we still need to lookinto that.
Oh, Moose Knuckle?
No, Moose Crazy.
Oh, okay.
Well, I guess it's notsomething to look into.
We it was yeah, you said yousaid Moose Crazy.
(18:54):
We were talking about MooseKnuckle.
Yeah.
It's not his real name.
His real name is Moose BooseCaboose.
I don't remember, but um Yeah,you said Moose Crazy, and I oh
now I remember.
My god, Moose Crazy.
I should get that domain name.
Moosecrazy.com.
We'll do something with that.
Yeah.
That's all there was to that.
Um, yep, that's done.
Uh Macarena is in progress, I'dsay.
(19:16):
Yep.
So I should I shouldn'tliterally turtle shit.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh, that was crush on Yeah,you're right.
Yep.
No, this is good though.
This um this is when I wroteTurtle Shit, and then I wrote
Sea Mines, and then I wroteWhale, and then I wrote 50
(19:38):
Minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was when you found when itwas, and so I could go do it.
Yep, and you did.
I'm proud of you.
Thanks.
Oh, here's a list of thingswe've brought back so far.
Um Pluto, the Bronosaurus, andthe Macarena, partially.
Partially.
So you're welcome, people.
Yes.
Um We're here for you.
BJ Ho.
Oh, this one's a good one.
(19:58):
We never talked about this.
Um, you know BJ.
Yeah.
You know he's a hoe.
I do now.
You do now.
Um he's God dang it.
He's got a uh uh and this islegitimate, like the his license
plate in Arizona First Car.
Right.
It I don't remember exactlywhat it is, but um it's uh uh
(20:21):
seven characters, and hislicense plate is BJHO, and then
a couple like three numbers.
He's told me about it iFlash,flashes back.
Um he sent me a picture a longtime back and uh he told me
about it and I was like, is thatdo you think that was by
accident?
(20:41):
Or do you think they're like,oh, yeah, Brian.
Yeah, we know what what heneeds on his plate.
That's for sure.
So maybe we'll maybe we'll geta maybe I'll find a picture or
get a picture from him.
We can you know uh obfuscatesome of the numbers, but maybe
somebody uh can post it onsocials.
Yeah, somebody can dosomething.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll get the the hoe,the BJ himself on here and tell
(21:04):
us what this plate.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You know, I was just thinking about that because we
haven't had an update on how hisgym membership's going.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Uh you're right, we haven't had a formal update.
It's going really well though.
Oh good.
Yeah, he's doing really well.
Um he's taking it all veryseriously, you know.
Um he's uh g goes goes to getlabs and everything
periodically.
Uh and yeah, just like everyI'd say every month or so, like
(21:31):
he'll kind of give me a just letme know what's going on.
And it's all it's gettingbetter, getting better, getting
better.
That's good.
Yeah, he sent me a picture ofhis forearm the other day.
He's like, Why am I Popeye?
I'm like, dude, you're gettingjacked.
What about the other one?
That's exactly what I askedhim.
And that's exactly what I askedhim.
And uh I think he knows mepretty well because it was like
(21:54):
I that's what I said.
What about the other one?
And it was like he sent theother one right then.
It was like he had it ready togo because he knew he Alright,
so BJ Ho done.
Um I just have here's one thatjust says US interstates.
Okay.
I guess we haven't have wecovered that?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Uh was that when I was driving back up to
Washington or Salem last time?
I mean that would involve USinterstates, to be sure.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know if that I don't know.
I'll leave it as an openhindem.
Um emojis.
Yep.
Um keep that's a rant thaty'all have to look forward to
from RJ someday.
Not emojis themselves, but howthey're used in some contexts.
Oh yeah.
So that one's late golf.
Um, yeah, we covered thatpretty well.
(22:40):
Yeah, we did.
Um fleet autopsy.
Have we talked about that onthe show?
No.
When we did the flea autopsy,okay, so that's pending.
Uh what about when werehydrated a frog?
Did we talk about that?
No.
Okay, well.
Not that I remember.
Uh Enrique Iglesias.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, we've talked about him a few times.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Okay, good.
Um Fireflies, we've talkedabout those.
Yep.
Robin Damore, we absolutelytalked about her.
That was super cool.
Uh Nancy Guthrie.
Oh, hold on.
Nancy Guthrie.
Still not found.
Okay.
Yeah, she's gone.
She's gone.
She's gone.
Uh there's there's one thatjust says diesel.
unknown (23:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I mean, that could be a lot of things, really.
Yeah, Vin Diesel.
Uh Diesel Diesel.
Yeah, okay, so we'll leave itas an open item.
UFO.
Oh god.
I told you I should I show youthe video and everything from
that fucking UFO?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we don't don't chew onthat.
That is not a thing for cats tochew on.
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Uh-oh.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, I know I did it.
I put him down.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, I thought he was getting evicted.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh, I put him down.
Oh see how it goes.
Yeah, that UFO was legitimatelycrazy.
Yeah, it was.
Um, and so I'm definitely Iwant to tell that story at some
point.
Um Enrique Glacius.
I'm on another page.
Enrique Glacius.
Did we talk about that?
Yeah.
I think we did.
Uh let's see.
Oh, yeah.
(24:07):
Oh, you know what?
This is something that Idropped the ball on because you
were we were talking about uhastrophotography one night and
uh a couple different we'vetalked about quite a few times,
but specifically like um I was Ithink I was telling you like
yeah, I'm kinda I'm kind oftrying to figure out some new
targets for tonight.
(24:28):
And you said, and this is inquotes, and I'm glad I wrote
this down.
You said, oh, tomorrow nightthere's supposed to be, quote,
an asteroid thing in some otherstuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That's about right.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah.
Uh never able to find theasteroid thing in some other
stuff, but I appreciate thesuggestion there, but uh Ranger
the Dog.
We talked about Ranger the Dogquite a bit.
Yeah.
He's having a blast, by theway.
Oh, he's he loves it.
Yeah.
So you want to like actuallygive a little background on
we've hit on it and stuff, butlike where you know, where he
(24:58):
came from, how he got here, andhow he's living his best life
now.
Yeah, our youngest one.
There's just one this one justsays plastic bowl.
Oh, wait, sorry.
I asked you to okay.
Go ahead with Ranger the dog.
Squirrel.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Whole life.
Yeah, uh, Ranger the dog.
So we were up in the PacificNorthwest visiting family and
stuff, and we get a call fromour youngest one, uh, Cameron,
and he is getting deployedoverseas because of everything
going on.
And so he asked his mom and Iif we'd drive from the Pacific
Northwest to North Carolina topick up his dog, which is a
(25:37):
75-pound Labrador.
He's kind of a dirt, but he'she's a great dog.
So we drove over there and gotRanger, visited with Cam for
three days, had a wonderful timewith him.
He's good guy, he's in stuff,and then we left to come home.
Uh, or yeah, come back home tothe ranch with Ranger and Ellie
(25:58):
and Maggie, and of course uh ourdog Ellie, she was a little bit
upset that she didn't get tosit in the back anymore because
Ranger took up most of the backand Maggie took up the other.
But then the fun part was is weuse this uh app for finding um
hotels and motels when you havedogs.
Well, one 95% won't take threedogs, and if you do find one
(26:23):
that takes three dogs, theycan't be more than 50 pounds.
So it was a 20-hour run backback here to the ranch, which
was fine.
And then Ranger got to meeteverybody, and then what like
two weeks later you took him inand took away his manhood, got
him all of his shots andeverything, because he's just
been an apartment dog, never offthe leash, never anything.
And so now he's he uh gets togo outside when he wants and
(26:47):
gets to go play around with uheverybody on the the ranch and
him and Hartley have a blast.
I don't know.
I think Hartley wears him outmost of the times.
Yeah.
Uh I've got a couple pictures,I'll post a ranger.
He's he's uh after he getstired, he just wants back in the
house.
But we had the door to thehouse that to the house closed,
(27:08):
and so it's like he's looking atit, and the next one he's got
his head on the door, like, letme in, I'm tired.
I need to go lay down.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, uh he's uh he hasn't he hasn't been an open
range dog before.
Um he also hasn't had a lot oflike all these friends to play
with and stuff, and yeah, youcan see that he just he's loving
it, but also like he's gonnahave to build up his endurance
because he's not used to allthis.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
No, in fact, Christina uh uh heard from
Cameron for the first time sincewe've been back home, and he's
been over over there.
Uh, and she was telling him allabout the stuff Rangers you
know gets to do and everything,and she says, Yeah, and he
doesn't even have his leash on,or you know, we don't have him
on a leash.
And Cameron's like, What?
No leash?
She's like, Yeah, he doesn't goanywhere.
He wanders off, does his thing,plays with the other dogs, and
(27:57):
then just wants to come.
And Cameron just couldn'tbelieve it, so she's got a video
to send Camp when she gets uhwhere to send it to.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh, good, yeah.
Um uh it's too bad that there'sno videos of him on the social
media, and he could just go lookat that.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, no, I'm I've I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
I'm I'm still posting.
I mean, I'm I'm proud ofmyself.
I'm proud of you too.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Uh yeah, so you're welcome.
Um, so back to house cleaning.
So we've been through sevenpages so far.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
These are stenopad pages, and they're not like
full, it's just me writingthings down.
Okay, so this is I guess theeighth one.
Just it just says diesel.
Oh, we went over there.
Okay, I'm leaving yeah.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna crossoff of this one and leave it
open on the other one.
Oh, I think this is just a listof words that I was gonna see
if you knew.
I've got my phone thrown at me.
I don't want to go through themall.
(28:52):
I'll just uh I'll pick one andthen we'll just cross obstinate.
Sure.
Do you know that word?
Uh I've heard it.
Okay, that's a no, right?
You don't know that word.
Obstinate.
No.
Alright.
Um, all right.
So like the neither tenth page,uh, UFO again, emoji again.
Huh.
A lot of I can see a lot of whythere's so many pages, because
(29:15):
I just keep fucking writing thesame thing.
Yeah.
Um, I don't really uh I thinkwe've covered most of that.
Um tractor supply.
I can't read the rest of it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Tractor supply, but I can't read that's when uh you
you got your coupons for tractorsupply.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, I can remember the stupidstuff.
I can Well, yeah.
Well, I mean most yeah, youhave a good memory, actually.
It's kind of a symbioticrelationship to you a lot of
times because I can just say aword sometimes and it'll trigger
because my memory's not thatgreat, but um, I can just say a
word like diesel.
Yeah.
Like, oh, let me tell you whatthat was.
(30:02):
That's a bad example becauseyou don't know what that was.
No.
All right.
And then I skipped over thepart where uh Enrique Iglesias
was mentioned on like three morepages, and BJ Ho appeared like
a couple more times.
Um so yeah, I've got prettywell cleaned up.
There's uh like three pages Ican just throw away.
(30:24):
Um and then geez, and this isgood because there's some
important topics that we I'veobviously been dragging dick on,
and we need to get around to,man.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah.
Well, once we get to the newstudio.
Yeah.
Because that hasn't happenedyet.
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
New studio, write that down.
Okay.
Yeah, it hasn't happened yet.
Uh well, you won't come overand help me with this part of
the problem.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
So yeah, that's that's true.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But uh the the new studio is eh, fuck it.
We're I'm not even gonna talkabout it until we actually do it
because it, you know, maybe wewon't do it.
Okay, it's just me here.
No, uh-uh.
I was I was like, what thehell?
We're gonna do it.
Well, I know, it just falls inthe category of things that
yeah, we're totally gonna dothat.
Yeah.
(31:13):
Right.
So we'll do it someday.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah.
Um you know, you had mentionedthat we just need to put on the
lapel mics and have like apodcast order to move and stuff.
Maybe we'll do that next time.
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Um, like a sort of a kind of like an in the wild
episode.
Um, right, where we basicallyy'all can hear us set up the new
studio in real time.
It's probably gonna be me beingfrustrated a lot.
And Mark being like, What ifyou put this over here?
I'm like, we can't do that.
Oh no, I know better than thatshit.
I know better.
(31:49):
Uh I'm not that bad.
No, you're not.
I can be.
I admit that.
Um good lord.
I'm all parched.
Excuse me.
Oh no, feel free to dosomething with the show while
(32:12):
I'm out of some.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, hey, not a problem.
Oh, uh I just was going throughmy notes and seeing uh
Christina and her her garden.
Because you you know she's beendoing her garden.
She's got the uh raised beds.
Well, here a week or so ago,she set up the raised beds and
filled them up with her herstore uh soil and stool, her
(32:35):
soil and stuff like that.
Well, the next morning she cameout, and guess what she found
in in the raised beds?
Uh I'm gonna guess a dog thatprobably doesn't belong to you
guys.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Uh well, part of the ranch, so yeah.
Well, I meant yeah, I was beingmean to myself.
One of my dogs doing somethingbad.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It was Kanai, was laying in one.
Well, then she gets closer, andthen unfortunately she didn't
have her phone.
Old Buckley raised his head outof the other one, like, hey,
how you doing this morning?
Punks.
Yeah.
But she's got all of her plantsplanted and everything.
It looks really good, but theyhaven't been back in.
It was just that one morningthat's like, yeah, we broke it
in for you.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I mean, yeah, I think I'm glad I haven't got back in
there since you put plants.
Justin Timberlake, did we coverthat?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, Bieber booty.
Uh, we didn't cover that.
We never talked about Bieberbooty on on the podcast.
No, I can't believe all right.
For the record, folks, Mark isthe one who brought up Bieber's
booty on this podcast.
(33:38):
Okay.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Um Bieber Booty Boom.
It's actually called BieberBooty Boom, Mark.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I two out of three words, I call that a win.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, it's not bad.
Um, and the story is not muchof a story, it's more just, I
guess, uh a piece of informationthat's out there that's true, I
guess.
Somehow I've I yeah uh with atsome point in the last year I've
I found myself the owner of thedomain name
bieberbootyboom.com.
(34:09):
So I owe I own that.
Um my guy actually did make alogo for it and a little, I
think a short video, right?
Okay.
Did you ever see that?
No, I haven't.
I'm going to buy after we getdone with this.
Yeah, it's fucking okay.
So yeah.
All I asked is if we talkedabout just in Timberlake.
(34:31):
You didn't have to bring mything out of The Bieber . Yeah,
nothing's been done withBieberBootyboom.com.
I'm just saying that I own it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty sure nothing's beendone.
I should go check before thisairs.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
That'd be funny as hell.
Hey, somebody else added shitto it.
Uh they can't do that.
I own it.
Well, I know, but it'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You don't know how no, and I don't know how they
work.
Well, it's just, you know, it'slike it's like a piece of real
estate.
Like, um, I own it, so like I'mthe only one who can build on
it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I just went tobieberbootyboom.com and it's
just the generic underconstruction page.
Oh, damn it.
Yeah.
Um god dang it, it reminded meof something even funny.
(35:17):
Maybe better than that.
I don't know.
Um, yeah.
So oh, I I'll I'll say thisloud and proud.
Um, I am also the owner offatassmohomes.com.
Y'all want to check that out.
Um, it's a pretty good website,I think.
Uh I just haven't seen it in awhile.
(35:38):
I just pulled it up.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Uh fatassmohomes.com.
Mahomes is in Patrick Mahomesof Kansas City Chiefs, in case
anybody's wondering.
Yep.
Yep.
Um, I'm sort of a uh I have abroad portfolio of work, I guess
you might say.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I don't think it's called it's work, I think it's a
passion.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Uh well, no.
I have hey, no.
I sometimes I have a creative,you know, like a creative, like
a fucking brainwave or whatever.
I'm like, I should do that.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
And uh I wouldn't really need to get into the
details of what my brain ideawas for bieberbootyboom.com per
se, but uh no, I had afatassmahomes.com.
Um did I ever tell you thebackstory?
Have you seen it by the way?
No, you should look it up, it'sfun.
I will.
Um, but the backstory on it isactually I'll tell you next time
(36:37):
the backstory on it.
Okay.
Because it's real I I'm I'm notlike a Mahomes super fan or a
hater.
Like I he's he's cool, he'sfine.
Like I respect what he does.
Um, I do my personal opinion isthat he always looks like he's
just about to cry.
And it's not really a knockagainst him so much.
(36:57):
It's just like he has eye it'sjust his eyes, you know, they're
often glassy for whateverreason.
Right.
But anyway, yeah,fatassmahomes.com.
Uh no, he sorry, check outsetcenter live.com.
No, what the fuck is it?
Setcenter.live?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, do that.
Jesus.
I'm the worst at this podcastthing.
(37:20):
Jesus.
Maybe well, maybe I'll update afat I haven't updated
fatassmahomes.com in a long timebecause I think it's kind of
perfect as is.
But maybe I'll just add like abrought to you by set and
center.
Oh, geez.
Yeah, let me know when you geta look at it.
I think it's yeah, I just wroteit down.
(37:40):
Nice.
Ow, because you werecomplaining last time your pen
wasn't working.
I have my phone with me.
Oh, so you tapped it down.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what?
Let's just nip this in the budright now.
Um here.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Here.
There's your new pen.
Oh, Adobe got pin! Doby's sohappy.
Adobe.
Oh, it's from um shit.
What is oh man, what is that?
Show that all the kids or themovies the kids watched.
That's a there's a lot of themthere.
(38:16):
The movie that Harry Potter.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, it's from Dobie was onHarry Potter.
Doby.
Doby as a character.
Yeah.
And he he liked to get pens orwhat?
I well, socks, but I justchanged it to pens.
Doby Dobie.
unknown (38:31):
God.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
This fits right in with the quality of all your
other references.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm actually gonna throw you,I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Okay.
There's something else on thelist here that I was just
looking at.
And we did go through all thelists.
We did some house chousekeeping, but um uh I'm
gonna give you the opportunityto explore and elaborate and be
(38:55):
proud of maybe, I don't know,one of your references I didn't
get that I cut you off on.
Do you remember what it was?
No, there's been so many.
Well, I think the only one thatI fucking dunked you down, like
no.
Um it was at the end of a show,and you said you said a thing,
and I'm like, what's that?
And you started explaining likeno, fuck no, not this time.
(39:16):
Anyway, the thing was um oh,we're talking about clean feed,
uh huh.
And I were like, yeah, it'sreally good.
And you're like, yeah, I likedit.
I'm like, yeah, Marx likes it.
And then you're like, I likeit, I like it.
I'm like, okay, and he's like,and then you're like, like
Mikey, and I'm like, what?
Oh yeah, and you're like, oh,from the old 19th century.
I'm like, nope.
Yeah, no, so I'm gonna let youhave it.
(39:38):
What's Mikey?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Uh Mikey was a little kid, and it was for uh life
cereal, and it was a commercialthat Mikey won't eat anything,
and so I think it's like thebrother and sister are you know,
because they're trying it andit's like let's give it to
Mikey, he don't like anything.
So Mikey starts eating uh thecereal and smiles real big and
(40:00):
they go, He likes it, he likesit.
So that's where that one camefrom.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
He's so kid, yeah.
So he's just this he'sbasically this old this little
punk who's difficult.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, he's he's a finicky eater, kind of like my
grandkid.
Yeah.
Or one of my grandkids.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Um yeah.
And there's like uh I justhaven't I guess I haven't seen
the thing, but I could just seethis like the family that's got
this fucking guy.
Yeah.
I don't know, maybe he'll eatthe cereal.
Yep.
I guess lucky for uh lucky forwhoever the life cereal company,
they just happen to have a filmcrew there when they yeah.
It just knocked on a randomdoor.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Do you got a kid named Mikey?
Yeah, can we make a does helike it?
Yeah, does he like it?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Well, do you have a kid named Mikey and does he like
it?
Yep.
Uh okay.
Well, you're welcome.
Thank you.
I just went to Mikeylikesit.comsince we're talking about
domain names, and you werementioning that, and somebody
actually owns it, and doesn'tlook like they uh are hitting oh
(41:10):
this is kind of funny.
It's nothing about thecommercial or anything.
It's it I'm not gonna get toodeep into this, but it just
looks like um somebody somebodynamed Mike, um, and he just like
has opinion pieces likearticles.
Oh, okay.
Like uh oh god, I see what he'sdoing.
Okay.
(41:30):
So he's got he's got an articlelike here's one that the
arrogance and and accessibilityof large corporations.
Okay.
And he's got another articlecalled uh Facebook Able to
Listen to You at Home at WorkAnalytic Cambridge Analytical
Whistleblower.
Um, but then I think he he hethrew a little uh a little Mikey
likes in there.
(41:50):
So the website's called MikeyLikes It, and this is one of
those articles, Mikey likes thetruth.
Can you handle the truth?
One is Mikey likes Seinfeld.
This this is either uh this iseither some cat with a really
good sense of humor or somefucking psychopath.
(42:10):
Uh it's a 50-50 on that stuff.
It is, but I'll tell you what,uh I'll tell you what about this
Mikey likes it website.
Uh-huh.
RJ likes it.
RJ.
RJ's gonna look into it.
Bookmarked.
Yeah.
For real.
Figure out what the hell'sgoing on with this.
I will say this for you, Mark.
You've certainly taken thisshow on some interesting fucking
(42:31):
routes.
Uh I try.
No, you don't, but no, I don't.
It just we end up there.
We end up there.
Oh god.
Uh and then um Mikey likesitcoinbay.com.
Oh, it's gonna be so fun.
Oh god, he's got a little oh, Iguess you can contact him.
Like if you wanna oh, he'llpromote your product for you.
(42:54):
Oh, set and centered.
But you know there's a link atthe bottom of his page, and it
doesn't say like uh advertise orpromote.
You know what it says?
What's that?
Want Mikey to like something?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Should should reach out Dolan when we talked about
his webpage on a I think wemight have to.
Let's get a new friendshipgoing.
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh my gosh, this guy.
Okay, I need to get back to theshow.
Like, wow.
Let's see.
Here's the thing.
It's like yes, you take you'reyou've taken this interesting
direction sometimes, but thenalso it's like some of that
stuff maybe we could have beenwithout.
Like it would have been fine.
(43:42):
I don't think I need to gethooked on a website called Mikey
likes it.com in the middle oftrying to do a fucking show.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
It's entertainment though.
Uh Entertainment for us, it'sall that matters, right?
Uh well
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Like I said, I don't think that's how it works, but
what the hell?
This is another section justfor fun.
Oh never mind.
Sorry.
I'm done with Mikey likes itfor now.
I'm I will be going back inthere later.
Oh my god.
So you're welcome for lettingya uh finish that thought from
(44:21):
like oh two and a half fuckingmonths ago.
You notice I never I neverthought about this.
I don't do that to you.
I don't make references asrandom ones that you don't know
about.
No.
unknown (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Maybe I'll start.
I don't know any differencesthough.
You just have a you have areally good memory and then you
have you're able to remember,you know, just random not to say
stupid, but just random stufflike that from all over.
Oh my god, there's anotherfuck, sorry.
Um it's gone.
(44:53):
Um Okay.
Uh we're getting close to ontime here.
I just we haven't talked aboutemojis.
Have I talked to you off airabout my thing with emojis?
No, uh huh.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Well, it's not I know you don't like it when people
put lol on the end of their uhtext messages and stuff.
I don't have a problem withlol.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Um I I personally don't ever use it.
Right.
Most people happen to whichmost people notice and point out
at some point, which I thinkthat's weird, by the way.
Whatever.
No, I don't have a problem withpeople saying it lol.
Um, but like I've known I'veknown quite a few people who
like to use it as like a periodor punctuation, right?
(45:36):
It's like in every text, everymessage.
It's like uh Hey uh we still onfor dinner tonight, LOL.
Yeah, you know, have you evertexted someone like that?
Uh yes.
Yeah, it's just like and I Idon't get it.
It's not so much that it noiseto me because you can at some
point you just sort of you don'teven see it anymore.
But I'm like, I don't get it.
Okay, that fucking down.
Lol never matched.
(45:56):
We got a new thing, thanks,Mark.
Yeah, not a problem.
But no, the emoji thing'sseparate.
But just before we wrap uphere, I just want to double
check one thing.
We we did talk about EnriqueIglesias.
Yes.
Alright, I'll check that off.
Alright, so then that's the endof the show.
I can't believe it.
It's already over.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, unless you got someNo, I I'll write it down for the
(46:18):
next one.
Okay.
Alright.
Well, that's it, folks.
Uh sorry.
I guess.
For whatever whatever you justlistened to.
Our ramble.
Yeah.
Uh I'm not gonna call this ashow even, but uh, you know
what?
Uh if you were here for thesort of the again, the house
(46:40):
cleaning and stuff, and um whichis a good exercise.
Uh you know, we didn't need todo it on the show, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Whatever.
I liked it.
Yeah, I did too.
It was because you have to gothrough stuff that you've had
written down trying to figureout what the hell.
Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Dude, that was like a fucking T ball level setup
there.
Can we jump back for a second?
Here we go again.
Well, we went through it.
Well, I liked it.
I did too.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I still fucked it up.
I don't know what's up.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Did you jump getting that now?
No, uh-uh.
I'm told.
I liked it.
I liked it.
Oh my god.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, no.
No.
I'm cutting it off again.
I we're done.
Okay.
All right, catch y'all later.
Have a good one.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered.
Uh, just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
setcenter.live, or on Facebookat Set Center Live.
Uh, we'll maybe post somelittle stupid videos that we've
done, stuff like that as we keepon going.
And also we talk a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch.
(47:55):
And you can we'll post picturesof them.
We'll see how it goes.
Let us know.
Have a good one.
Speaker (48:02):
It always shows we're standing kind of sort of maybe.
Holding it together, we'll zipties, baby.
Dogs in the dirt, give the sideout of shade.
Laughing through the mess.
We just made that center, butthe world's off track.
(48:23):
If we broke it.
You can count on that.
Sockets gone when blows gatewon't latch.
Toolbox open like a raccoon gotsnatched.
(48:44):
Off it gold, still I swear tostill talk like we got it.
We take a breath.
Then we jump back in.
That's a lot.
(49:38):
Sorta, baby.
How to get the box done alittle crazy yard to the listen
is one of the pack.
Now back to the chaos.
Here we go.
Hey everybody, welcome back
to Set & Centered. I'm RJ.
And I'm Mark.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you doing?
I'm alright.
Good.
Yeah.
So what we have today, whatkind of scintillating show are
you gonna kick us off with?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Uh let's start off with uh the story you were
telling me the other day aboutthe you getting the mysteries
ready for this summer.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Uh the fact that Junior chewed through the wires.
Yeah.
That's pretty much the wholestory.
Yeah.
Pretty fucking happy aboutthat.
Uh not the first thing I foundthat he's chewed through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's at that age.
Well, yeah, you know, if he itwasn't plugged in when he chewed
(00:49):
through it.
Which that's too bad becausethat would have been the last
time he chewed through anything.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh no, when he'd have just yelped and whipped to find
something else to chew on.
Yeah.
Maybe.
The way he does things.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, he's at that age, but umyeah, so I had to get that
fixed.
Well, I got the cord fixed.
I haven't got the Mr.
Roan yet.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah.
Wild crap.
Yeah, he's that video you sentme the one time of him chewing
on the exped.
Oh, no, that was Hartley.
Oh, that was Hartley.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That little bastard.
Yeah, I go out there one day tolike uh get in my truck, Ranch
Force One, to run a town or someshit.
And I'm walking out there,expedit's parked kind of next to
it, and uh walking in my truck,I see like pieces of wire
everywhere, and like pieces ofwhat's clearly wiring harness
(01:45):
from a vehicle.
I'm like, oh my god.
I look over and there's justwires hanging from under the
engine on the exped.
And I'm like, frickin' hell,what did you do?
And eventually I tracked himdown on the on the video on the
camera when he did it, and yeah,he was just gonna yank it on
that damn thing.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I got excuse me, I I think I got the video you sent
me.
I'll have to post that one.
Oh, yeah, I did send it to you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah.
Yep.
I was not happy.
Especially because I didn'tknow I didn't know what it was.
Like, like Jesus, you justripped wires up from the engine.
God knows what it could havebeen.
I just left it.
Luckily it wasn't anythingimportant.
Like it was the only it was theone thing he could have chewed
on on or wiring on the enginethat wouldn't have caused an
(02:37):
issue, which was apparently ithad a plug for an engine block
eater, which I didn't knowabout.
But that's what he destroyed.
Oh, you don't have one anymore.
unknown (02:44):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, I have it.
It's just on the deck insteadof attached to the truck.
Yeah.
Yeah, stupid dog.
Yeah, that was Hartley.
He only he's very chewy.
He'd always been really chewy,but he has he's just not really
he hasn't ever been destructive,though.
The only time he's destructiveis when he's uh he needs to make
(03:06):
a point about something.
That's what I've learned.
So I must have done somethingto piss him off.
That's the only thing I canfigure.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, it must have been 10 minutes past dinner time
or something.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Unbelievable.
So yeah, get dogs, run dogrescue, folks.
It's great.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, it's not too bad.
But I'm across the street, soyeah.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, some of you are across the street comes over
here because one of the thingshe does just to be a dick is to
just grab shit from your yourproperty.
Yeah, just bring it over here.
Yeah, he he usually won't tearit up.
He just brings it over.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I would have loved to see him carrying that over
because I thought it was alunchbox or something.
Uh carrying what that bag thathe brought over today that I had
my uh stuff for the black stonein.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh yeah.
And when I mean I saw him, hewas running up the up the hill
from the pond.
He was just carrying it, youknow, by the straps.
I'm like, what do you have?
And he drops it and goes theother direction.
(04:20):
He's like, nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's like the other day when we went into town and
there was a ball that was overthere at the property.
There was a ball in the middleof the road.
And I go to Christina, I said,Is that Ranger's ball?
Yep.
So somebody was bringing it tothis side of the street.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah.
I think I think there's somethere was some suspicion that
Buckley was the one doing it,and he still may be doing stuff
like that, but from what I'veseen, it's hardly.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, it's it's all fine.
I laugh at it.
Christina laughs at it.
It's it just you know, being onbeing on a ranch at the rescue.
Mm-hmm.
Dealing with dealing with thedogs being dogs.
Dealing with poorly behaved uhdogs.
Oh, I don't think they'repoorly behaved.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, yeah.
Okay.
Ultimately it comes back to whoraised these old shits.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And that's I don't like to talk about that.
Uh blame it on the other dogs.
The older ones taught theyounger ones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean the well, consideringthat there's oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
What you cat on my desk all of a sudden I don't
know where it came from.
I didn't even know who's inhere.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I didn't know Flash was in here either, but he's
already been over here runningon the microphone and looking at
me and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Just don't touch anything, alright?
Um I'm gonna try to play thestrategy or the tactic where I
don't put him down.
Um, because cats, like what theone thing basically they live
for is to be contrary.
And so, like in this situation,if you if I put him down, he's
immediately gonna realize thathe's not supposed to be up here
(06:05):
and get him right back.
Yeah, right back.
Whereas if we can get throughthis right here, and he just
maybe will get bored and leave,then we'll be good.
Yeah.
Uh God, anyway, um I fuckingknow what I was saying.
Oh, well, what I was saying isthat considering that there are
two puppies, two puppies underthe age, you know, well, under
(06:30):
the age of a year.
God, Harley's probably likeseven months old.
An old junior, I don't evenknow.
But very young puppies, I mean,and one of them weighs a
million pounds.
Uh could honestly it's not thatbad.
No.
It's not.
Yeah.
Speaking of a million I justwell, everything still seems to
(06:55):
be working with regard to therecording, so I guess I'm gonna
I'm gonna continue my what didyou even knock down?
I have no idea what he knockeddown.
It's my tablet.
Great.
Um uh speaking of a millionpounds, did I show you the did I
show you the those the thevideo of those the gooses
(07:18):
yesterday?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, you sent me that video.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, so these um in the middle of a storm too, which
it was a very it was a shortstorm, maybe like a half an
hour, but it was raining realhard.
Knocked out the power for mostof the night, oh the whole night
too.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't really notice.
I was very comfortable.
Yeah.
Had lights and TV and all thatkind of stuff.
Uh I don't know how things wereover there for you.
Uh quite dark.
(07:41):
Yeah, okay.
Um don't push that button.
Nope.
Okay, step sorry, step that's acracked one.
Well, it was the irony of thefact that the cat made a sound
that wasn't him meowing, but wasa cat meowing.
Now I'm being truly sorr.
Can we move my microphone?
(08:02):
Hasn't knocked anything elsedown yet, though.
I am being treated to a catbutt right in my face, which
they at least Oh shit.
You went.
I'm gone.
Where the fuck how did oh hedid he stepped on there you are.
Oh, I'm back.
Yeah, he stepped on your mutebutt.
He doesn't even want to listento me, then he's not gonna say
I'm being treated to a cat butt,which uh people that have cats
(08:24):
know that cats are very proud oftheir buttholes.
Just love to put them in yourface.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
At least I got the face, uh I got the cat face
looking at me over here.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.
Like he's I mean, it's I don'thave my phone, but it'd be a
funny picture from here.
Because he's just like he's gothis butt sticking up on my
side, and then under the screen,which he's already pushing away
and leaning against themicrophone, which I have to keep
pulling back over to me.
I don't know what he's doingover there.
He's probably eyeballing hisnext path of destruction.
(08:54):
Okay, he's up my desk.
Yep, he's on mine.
God, what did he do?
What's up with the screen overhere?
Hold on.
All right.
Everything's fine.
Um, so we had this shhh, whatthe fuck's happening now?
My screen is like rotating awayfrom me.
What the hell?
Is he doing that?
Yeah, he he's rubbing on it.
(09:15):
It's like, all right.
Um oh, yeah, alright, he'sdone.
There he goes.
Uh did I win?
Do I win?
No, I think I lost that wholething with him.
Yeah, we'll we'll see in threeminutes.
My mouse not working now.
What the fuck did you do,Black?
How the is it oh my god, okay.
(09:38):
Um, yes, there's like thisshort, pretty, pretty intense,
but short storm for like 30, 40minutes yesterday afternoon,
just rolled in.
Lots of wind, lots of rain.
Yep.
And I, you know, I was on thedeck and I looked down, there's
these two uh like whitish shapeson the pond, which is the best
(10:00):
I can do from from that distancewithout like a scope or
something.
I'm like, that's weird.
And so I got my phone, whichhas like a I guess it's consumed
like a lot, it's not very goodquality.
I got my phone and I'm like,oh, there's some big ass
motherfucking birds sittingsitting in the pond too, I'm
sitting in the pond, just in therain.
(10:21):
I'm like, I wonder what thoseare.
I couldn't really tell on myphone video, but my telescope,
uh, the smart telescope thingyas what at least mine's called a
scenery mode, which you can saya telephoto thingy, which I
never used, and so I um got iton them and yep, uh I think that
(10:42):
video was really clearactually.
Um but yeah, they were uh bigold Canadian and geese, gooses.
Gooses plural of goose.
That'd be goose a gooseapuses.
Uh yeah.
Um and uh yeah, they're really,really pretty.
(11:03):
Um, but honkers, man, like Ihad no idea they were so big.
Yes, they are very big.
They were probably like youknow, set aside their neck and
how long that was.
There's like the bulk of theirbody was probably like two
blackens.
I mean, they were big boys.
Yeah, very big.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And they poop like six to eight pounds a day.
Oh yeah.
They must eat a lot.
They do.
That they do.
I learned that one years ago.
It do I want to know how?
Or uh I was up at Gasworks Parkin Seattle with a buddy of mine
taking pictures and uh talkingto one of the game people, a
(11:44):
fishing game or whatever, and hewas telling us, you know, that
they were trying to get rid ofhim because they crap so much.
Oh so he's telling us how muchthey crap per day.
It's like holy crap.
Yeah.
Literally.
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I thought I thought it might be a story, but the
story you're like, well, Ilearned that one day.
How's that?
Somebody told me.
Yeah, somebody told me, but Imean, you I guess what you're
lucky I didn't start with, well,I was watching YouTube.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well, I guess Oh, there we go.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So that's gonna be Oakley and flat.
Well, is Finn on your lap?
No.
Okay, well, could be any ofthem then.
Yeah, that was definitelyOakley that made the noise, but
yeah, Finley's over here now, soit must have been yeah.
I mean, we've talked aboutOakley before.
He's he's he is kind of agrumpy guest sometimes.
(12:40):
He's a sweetheart, but he canget a little grumpy and
especially when he's tired.
And but I gotta say, when itcomes to cats, it's really
mostly not his fault.
Because you know cats.
Oh yeah, they just fuck withthem.
Yeah.
Well, Finley's up here with meagain, so yeah.
Anything else a little it'sflash nuckly, but yeah, they
(13:03):
meant they mess with him all thetime.
Like just like leave him, Imean, leave him alone.
Yeah, just let him be.
You know he's cranky.
Yeah, I know, and yeah, that'swhy they do it, because they're
freaking cats.
Yeah.
Uh but no, that was that wasreally cool.
Um, and I was thinking likeGod, you fucking weirdos, like
you're just sitting, you know,just like sitting in the pond
(13:23):
while it's pouring rain.
And I thought, oh no, thatmakes sense, right?
Because they were flying, andthey're like, hey, it's getting
a little rainy.
Let's pull over, right?
Like a rest stop, basically.
With nowhere to get out of theweather.
Yeah.
Uh man, you should have seenthem take off though.
It was pretty crazy.
Um, I didn't get it, didn't geton video because they were um
(13:47):
they were kind of swimming backand forth, and I had to move the
telescope, you know, kind ofback and forth because we were
going behind trees and shit, andit was when I was moving it
again.
And I just happened to see themdo it, but like, oh my god, it
it was like a seaplane takingoff, dude.
It wasn't like they just likekind of flapped up and went up
out of the water, it was likethey were just cruising along
(14:10):
the surface of the water, andthen they got some speed and
they took like and it there'slike fucking wake behind them.
I was like, oh my god.
Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, they're I've heardthat goose Canadian goose
gooseapuses are real sons ofbitches too.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, they're mean.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, they are, right?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, especially if they have uh little ones with
them.
The mamas are mean as can be.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh.
Um so I reckon that the reasonI saw them is they're probably
migrating right now, you think?
Is that a thing that they do?
Yeah, they migrate from Canadadown to down to here.
Okay, so they're probably ontheir way to Canada for the
summer.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's a possibility.
It's too damn hot down here forthem.
Yeah, I would think.
Yeah.
Do you think it do you think itwas a couple?
It could have been.
I don't know if they're likethe regular the goose that uh I
believe they mate for life.
So well, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
But like, do you do you think it was most likely a
couple or more likely just likea couple buddies that were like
making the tree?
I was like, Oh, you're going toCanada?
I'm going to Canada too.
If I had to guess, I'd say itwas a couple.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was wondering that actually.
I was like, wonder if it'swonder if it's like that uh
Macarena video.
Still they just do everythingtogether.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Still trying to bring bring that back, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Um well, waiting on the footage from my mom.
I for some reason has somereluctance to provide it uh
after hearing what we had to sayabout it.
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, come on, ma'am, send it to us.
What'd you say?
Ma'am, come on, ma'am, send itto us.
I know how much she left that.
She does.
Really fucking does.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Uh I can actually see Flash, and he's not over here,
and he's sitting down across theother the room, so I think he's
done wreaking havoc.
Well, that's good.
Yep.
Yeah.
Um which uh yeah, no, no, nevermind.
I was gonna say give him propsbecause like he uh when he was
in here to record the firsttime, he he did knock stuff down
(16:25):
or whatever, and I don't knowwhy I started even giving props
because that's exactly what hewas fucking doing this time.
Just happened to not knock themicrophone down.
Yeah, at least he hit the rightbutton.
I mean, I was impressed.
Yeah, as well.
I mean, do you think I don'ttrain him?
I don't train these cats.
I think they're well theylisten to the podcast, they know
what button to push.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, yeah.
Well, what was it?
I I posted the picture of uhFinley from the last podcast,
and your brother goes, Oh, is hethe pot producer or pod
producer?
Not instead, it's producer, theproducer.
And I'm like, Yeah, he he knowsmore than we do.
Uh yeah, the the producer.
The producer, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, um, that's not that good.
Yeah, it's hard to pronounce.
Um, why do I have cameras?
Question mark written down onmy sheet.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You know, I think Oh, that was from when we were
talking last podcast.
You you were talking that Ibought a whole bunch of the Oh
yeah, the disposal we shouldtell that story.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I I didn't do that.
Oh, it wasn't about you.
That's why it's written downwith a question mark.
Um geez.
I should you know what?
Let's do some housekeepinghere.
I have a whole you know, I'vegot my stenopad.
Yep.
And I tend to I t I tend to uhjot down just I guess we'll call
(17:52):
them topics, but if I think ofsomething, you know, for the
pod, I'll just like jot it down.
And it's been well established.
I'm terrible at put writingnotes.
Um although me randomly writingShania Twain down uh led to a
pretty cool story on the lastshow.
So yeah, it was.
Yeah.
Yeah, so uh I and every time Icome in here, like tonight came
(18:12):
in just before we recorded, wellit's like an hour and a half
before we recorded, Corey,because I came in to get stuff
ready, and then I forgot that wewere gonna record a show, so I
was just like fucking around onmy phone for an hour.
I'm like, oh wait.
Yeah.
Um there's like so many thingshere.
I'm just so let's go throughhere and see what the hell all
these things are.
Okay.
If we've talked about them andI can cross them off, or if we
(18:34):
need to talk about them still.
So cameras, question mark,that's still a thing.
Yep.
All right, Shania Twain, done.
Um moose crazy?
Oh, no, we still need to lookinto that.
Oh, Moose Knuckle?
No, Moose Crazy.
Oh, okay.
Well, I guess it's notsomething to look into.
We it was yeah, you said yousaid Moose Crazy.
(18:54):
We were talking about MooseKnuckle.
Yeah.
It's not his real name.
His real name is Moose BooseCaboose.
I don't remember, but um Yeah,you said Moose Crazy, and I oh
now I remember.
My god, Moose Crazy.
I should get that domain name.
Moosecrazy.com.
We'll do something with that.
Yeah.
That's all there was to that.
Um, yep, that's done.
Uh Macarena is in progress, I'dsay.
(19:16):
Yep.
So I should I shouldn'tliterally turtle shit.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh, that was crush on Yeah,you're right.
Yep.
No, this is good though.
This um this is when I wroteTurtle Shit, and then I wrote
Sea Mines, and then I wroteWhale, and then I wrote 50
(19:38):
Minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was when you found when itwas, and so I could go do it.
Yep, and you did.
I'm proud of you.
Thanks.
Oh, here's a list of thingswe've brought back so far.
Um Pluto, the Bronosaurus, andthe Macarena, partially.
Partially.
So you're welcome, people.
Yes.
Um We're here for you.
BJ Ho.
Oh, this one's a good one.
(19:58):
We never talked about this.
Um, you know BJ.
Yeah.
You know he's a hoe.
I do now.
You do now.
Um he's God dang it.
He's got a uh uh and this islegitimate, like the his license
plate in Arizona First Car.
Right.
It I don't remember exactlywhat it is, but um it's uh uh
(20:21):
seven characters, and hislicense plate is BJHO, and then
a couple like three numbers.
He's told me about it iFlash,flashes back.
Um he sent me a picture a longtime back and uh he told me
about it and I was like, is thatdo you think that was by
accident?
(20:41):
Or do you think they're like,oh, yeah, Brian.
Yeah, we know what what heneeds on his plate.
That's for sure.
So maybe we'll maybe we'll geta maybe I'll find a picture or
get a picture from him.
We can you know uh obfuscatesome of the numbers, but maybe
somebody uh can post it onsocials.
Yeah, somebody can dosomething.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll get the the hoe,the BJ himself on here and tell
(21:04):
us what this plate.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You know, I was just thinking about that because we
haven't had an update on how hisgym membership's going.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Uh you're right, we haven't had a formal update.
It's going really well though.
Oh good.
Yeah, he's doing really well.
Um he's taking it all veryseriously, you know.
Um he's uh g goes goes to getlabs and everything
periodically.
Uh and yeah, just like everyI'd say every month or so, like
(21:31):
he'll kind of give me a just letme know what's going on.
And it's all it's gettingbetter, getting better, getting
better.
That's good.
Yeah, he sent me a picture ofhis forearm the other day.
He's like, Why am I Popeye?
I'm like, dude, you're gettingjacked.
What about the other one?
That's exactly what I askedhim.
And that's exactly what I askedhim.
And uh I think he knows mepretty well because it was like
(21:54):
I that's what I said.
What about the other one?
And it was like he sent theother one right then.
It was like he had it ready togo because he knew he Alright,
so BJ Ho done.
Um I just have here's one thatjust says US interstates.
Okay.
I guess we haven't have wecovered that?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Uh was that when I was driving back up to
Washington or Salem last time?
I mean that would involve USinterstates, to be sure.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know if that I don't know.
I'll leave it as an openhindem.
Um emojis.
Yep.
Um keep that's a rant thaty'all have to look forward to
from RJ someday.
Not emojis themselves, but howthey're used in some contexts.
Oh yeah.
So that one's late golf.
Um, yeah, we covered thatpretty well.
(22:40):
Yeah, we did.
Um fleet autopsy.
Have we talked about that onthe show?
No.
When we did the flea autopsy,okay, so that's pending.
Uh what about when werehydrated a frog?
Did we talk about that?
No.
Okay, well.
Not that I remember.
Uh Enrique Iglesias.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, we've talked about him a few times.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Okay, good.
Um Fireflies, we've talkedabout those.
Yep.
Robin Damore, we absolutelytalked about her.
That was super cool.
Uh Nancy Guthrie.
Oh, hold on.
Nancy Guthrie.
Still not found.
Okay.
Yeah, she's gone.
She's gone.
She's gone.
Uh there's there's one thatjust says diesel.
unknown (23:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I mean, that could be a lot of things, really.
Yeah, Vin Diesel.
Uh Diesel Diesel.
Yeah, okay, so we'll leave itas an open item.
UFO.
Oh god.
I told you I should I show youthe video and everything from
that fucking UFO?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we don't don't chew onthat.
That is not a thing for cats tochew on.
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Uh-oh.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, I know I did it.
I put him down.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, I thought he was getting evicted.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh, I put him down.
Oh see how it goes.
Yeah, that UFO was legitimatelycrazy.
Yeah, it was.
Um, and so I'm definitely Iwant to tell that story at some
point.
Um Enrique Glacius.
I'm on another page.
Enrique Glacius.
Did we talk about that?
Yeah.
I think we did.
Uh let's see.
Oh, yeah.
(24:07):
Oh, you know what?
This is something that Idropped the ball on because you
were we were talking about uhastrophotography one night and
uh a couple different we'vetalked about quite a few times,
but specifically like um I was Ithink I was telling you like
yeah, I'm kinda I'm kind oftrying to figure out some new
targets for tonight.
(24:28):
And you said, and this is inquotes, and I'm glad I wrote
this down.
You said, oh, tomorrow nightthere's supposed to be, quote,
an asteroid thing in some otherstuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That's about right.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah.
Uh never able to find theasteroid thing in some other
stuff, but I appreciate thesuggestion there, but uh Ranger
the Dog.
We talked about Ranger the Dogquite a bit.
Yeah.
He's having a blast, by theway.
Oh, he's he loves it.
Yeah.
So you want to like actuallygive a little background on
we've hit on it and stuff, butlike where you know, where he
(24:58):
came from, how he got here, andhow he's living his best life
now.
Yeah, our youngest one.
There's just one this one justsays plastic bowl.
Oh, wait, sorry.
I asked you to okay.
Go ahead with Ranger the dog.
Squirrel.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Whole life.
Yeah, uh, Ranger the dog.
So we were up in the PacificNorthwest visiting family and
stuff, and we get a call fromour youngest one, uh, Cameron,
and he is getting deployedoverseas because of everything
going on.
And so he asked his mom and Iif we'd drive from the Pacific
Northwest to North Carolina topick up his dog, which is a
(25:37):
75-pound Labrador.
He's kind of a dirt, but he'she's a great dog.
So we drove over there and gotRanger, visited with Cam for
three days, had a wonderful timewith him.
He's good guy, he's in stuff,and then we left to come home.
Uh, or yeah, come back home tothe ranch with Ranger and Ellie
(25:58):
and Maggie, and of course uh ourdog Ellie, she was a little bit
upset that she didn't get tosit in the back anymore because
Ranger took up most of the backand Maggie took up the other.
But then the fun part was is weuse this uh app for finding um
hotels and motels when you havedogs.
Well, one 95% won't take threedogs, and if you do find one
(26:23):
that takes three dogs, theycan't be more than 50 pounds.
So it was a 20-hour run backback here to the ranch, which
was fine.
And then Ranger got to meeteverybody, and then what like
two weeks later you took him inand took away his manhood, got
him all of his shots andeverything, because he's just
been an apartment dog, never offthe leash, never anything.
And so now he's he uh gets togo outside when he wants and
(26:47):
gets to go play around with uheverybody on the the ranch and
him and Hartley have a blast.
I don't know.
I think Hartley wears him outmost of the times.
Yeah.
Uh I've got a couple pictures,I'll post a ranger.
He's he's uh after he getstired, he just wants back in the
house.
But we had the door to thehouse that to the house closed,
(27:08):
and so it's like he's looking atit, and the next one he's got
his head on the door, like, letme in, I'm tired.
I need to go lay down.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, uh he's uh he hasn't he hasn't been an open
range dog before.
Um he also hasn't had a lot oflike all these friends to play
with and stuff, and yeah, youcan see that he just he's loving
it, but also like he's gonnahave to build up his endurance
because he's not used to allthis.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
No, in fact, Christina uh uh heard from
Cameron for the first time sincewe've been back home, and he's
been over over there.
Uh, and she was telling him allabout the stuff Rangers you
know gets to do and everything,and she says, Yeah, and he
doesn't even have his leash on,or you know, we don't have him
on a leash.
And Cameron's like, What?
No leash?
She's like, Yeah, he doesn't goanywhere.
He wanders off, does his thing,plays with the other dogs, and
(27:57):
then just wants to come.
And Cameron just couldn'tbelieve it, so she's got a video
to send Camp when she gets uhwhere to send it to.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh, good, yeah.
Um uh it's too bad that there'sno videos of him on the social
media, and he could just go lookat that.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, no, I'm I've I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
I'm I'm still posting.
I mean, I'm I'm proud ofmyself.
I'm proud of you too.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Uh yeah, so you're welcome.
Um, so back to house cleaning.
So we've been through sevenpages so far.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
These are stenopad pages, and they're not like
full, it's just me writingthings down.
Okay, so this is I guess theeighth one.
Just it just says diesel.
Oh, we went over there.
Okay, I'm leaving yeah.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna crossoff of this one and leave it
open on the other one.
Oh, I think this is just a listof words that I was gonna see
if you knew.
I've got my phone thrown at me.
I don't want to go through themall.
(28:52):
I'll just uh I'll pick one andthen we'll just cross obstinate.
Sure.
Do you know that word?
Uh I've heard it.
Okay, that's a no, right?
You don't know that word.
Obstinate.
No.
Alright.
Um, all right.
So like the neither tenth page,uh, UFO again, emoji again.
Huh.
A lot of I can see a lot of whythere's so many pages, because
(29:15):
I just keep fucking writing thesame thing.
Yeah.
Um, I don't really uh I thinkwe've covered most of that.
Um tractor supply.
I can't read the rest of it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Tractor supply, but I can't read that's when uh you
you got your coupons for tractorsupply.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, I can remember the stupidstuff.
I can Well, yeah.
Well, I mean most yeah, youhave a good memory, actually.
It's kind of a symbioticrelationship to you a lot of
times because I can just say aword sometimes and it'll trigger
because my memory's not thatgreat, but um, I can just say a
word like diesel.
Yeah.
Like, oh, let me tell you whatthat was.
(30:02):
That's a bad example becauseyou don't know what that was.
No.
All right.
And then I skipped over thepart where uh Enrique Iglesias
was mentioned on like three morepages, and BJ Ho appeared like
a couple more times.
Um so yeah, I've got prettywell cleaned up.
There's uh like three pages Ican just throw away.
(30:24):
Um and then geez, and this isgood because there's some
important topics that we I'veobviously been dragging dick on,
and we need to get around to,man.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah.
Well, once we get to the newstudio.
Yeah.
Because that hasn't happenedyet.
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
New studio, write that down.
Okay.
Yeah, it hasn't happened yet.
Uh well, you won't come overand help me with this part of
the problem.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
So yeah, that's that's true.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But uh the the new studio is eh, fuck it.
We're I'm not even gonna talkabout it until we actually do it
because it, you know, maybe wewon't do it.
Okay, it's just me here.
No, uh-uh.
I was I was like, what thehell?
We're gonna do it.
Well, I know, it just falls inthe category of things that
yeah, we're totally gonna dothat.
Yeah.
(31:13):
Right.
So we'll do it someday.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah.
Um you know, you had mentionedthat we just need to put on the
lapel mics and have like apodcast order to move and stuff.
Maybe we'll do that next time.
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Um, like a sort of a kind of like an in the wild
episode.
Um, right, where we basicallyy'all can hear us set up the new
studio in real time.
It's probably gonna be me beingfrustrated a lot.
And Mark being like, What ifyou put this over here?
I'm like, we can't do that.
Oh no, I know better than thatshit.
I know better.
(31:49):
Uh I'm not that bad.
No, you're not.
I can be.
I admit that.
Um good lord.
I'm all parched.
Excuse me.
Oh no, feel free to dosomething with the show while
(32:12):
I'm out of some.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, hey, not a problem.
Oh, uh I just was going throughmy notes and seeing uh
Christina and her her garden.
Because you you know she's beendoing her garden.
She's got the uh raised beds.
Well, here a week or so ago,she set up the raised beds and
filled them up with her herstore uh soil and stool, her
(32:35):
soil and stuff like that.
Well, the next morning she cameout, and guess what she found
in in the raised beds?
Uh I'm gonna guess a dog thatprobably doesn't belong to you
guys.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Uh well, part of the ranch, so yeah.
Well, I meant yeah, I was beingmean to myself.
One of my dogs doing somethingbad.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It was Kanai, was laying in one.
Well, then she gets closer, andthen unfortunately she didn't
have her phone.
Old Buckley raised his head outof the other one, like, hey,
how you doing this morning?
Punks.
Yeah.
But she's got all of her plantsplanted and everything.
It looks really good, but theyhaven't been back in.
It was just that one morningthat's like, yeah, we broke it
in for you.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I mean, yeah, I think I'm glad I haven't got back in
there since you put plants.
Justin Timberlake, did we coverthat?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, Bieber booty.
Uh, we didn't cover that.
We never talked about Bieberbooty on on the podcast.
No, I can't believe all right.
For the record, folks, Mark isthe one who brought up Bieber's
booty on this podcast.
(33:38):
Okay.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Um Bieber Booty Boom.
It's actually called BieberBooty Boom, Mark.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I two out of three words, I call that a win.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, it's not bad.
Um, and the story is not muchof a story, it's more just, I
guess, uh a piece of informationthat's out there that's true, I
guess.
Somehow I've I yeah uh with atsome point in the last year I've
I found myself the owner of thedomain name
bieberbootyboom.com.
(34:09):
So I owe I own that.
Um my guy actually did make alogo for it and a little, I
think a short video, right?
Okay.
Did you ever see that?
No, I haven't.
I'm going to buy after we getdone with this.
Yeah, it's fucking okay.
So yeah.
All I asked is if we talkedabout just in Timberlake.
(34:31):
You didn't have to bring mything out of The Bieber . Yeah,
nothing's been done withBieberBootyboom.com.
I'm just saying that I own it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty sure nothing's beendone.
I should go check before thisairs.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
That'd be funny as hell.
Hey, somebody else added shitto it.
Uh they can't do that.
I own it.
Well, I know, but it'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You don't know how no, and I don't know how they
work.
Well, it's just, you know, it'slike it's like a piece of real
estate.
Like, um, I own it, so like I'mthe only one who can build on
it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I just went tobieberbootyboom.com and it's
just the generic underconstruction page.
Oh, damn it.
Yeah.
Um god dang it, it reminded meof something even funny.
(35:17):
Maybe better than that.
I don't know.
Um, yeah.
So oh, I I'll I'll say thisloud and proud.
Um, I am also the owner offatassmohomes.com.
Y'all want to check that out.
Um, it's a pretty good website,I think.
Uh I just haven't seen it in awhile.
(35:38):
I just pulled it up.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Uh fatassmohomes.com.
Mahomes is in Patrick Mahomesof Kansas City Chiefs, in case
anybody's wondering.
Yep.
Yep.
Um, I'm sort of a uh I have abroad portfolio of work, I guess
you might say.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I don't think it's called it's work, I think it's a
passion.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Uh well, no.
I have hey, no.
I sometimes I have a creative,you know, like a creative, like
a fucking brainwave or whatever.
I'm like, I should do that.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
And uh I wouldn't really need to get into the
details of what my brain ideawas for bieberbootyboom.com per
se, but uh no, I had afatassmahomes.com.
Um did I ever tell you thebackstory?
Have you seen it by the way?
No, you should look it up, it'sfun.
I will.
Um, but the backstory on it isactually I'll tell you next time
(36:37):
the backstory on it.
Okay.
Because it's real I I'm I'm notlike a Mahomes super fan or a
hater.
Like I he's he's cool, he'sfine.
Like I respect what he does.
Um, I do my personal opinion isthat he always looks like he's
just about to cry.
And it's not really a knockagainst him so much.
(36:57):
It's just like he has eye it'sjust his eyes, you know, they're
often glassy for whateverreason.
Right.
But anyway, yeah,fatassmahomes.com.
Uh no, he sorry, check outsetcenter live.com.
No, what the fuck is it?
Setcenter.live?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, do that.
Jesus.
I'm the worst at this podcastthing.
(37:20):
Jesus.
Maybe well, maybe I'll update afat I haven't updated
fatassmahomes.com in a long timebecause I think it's kind of
perfect as is.
But maybe I'll just add like abrought to you by set and
center.
Oh, geez.
Yeah, let me know when you geta look at it.
I think it's yeah, I just wroteit down.
(37:40):
Nice.
Ow, because you werecomplaining last time your pen
wasn't working.
I have my phone with me.
Oh, so you tapped it down.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what?
Let's just nip this in the budright now.
Um here.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Here.
There's your new pen.
Oh, Adobe got pin! Doby's sohappy.
Adobe.
Oh, it's from um shit.
What is oh man, what is that?
Show that all the kids or themovies the kids watched.
That's a there's a lot of themthere.
(38:16):
The movie that Harry Potter.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, it's from Dobie was onHarry Potter.
Doby.
Doby as a character.
Yeah.
And he he liked to get pens orwhat?
I well, socks, but I justchanged it to pens.
Doby Dobie.
unknown (38:31):
God.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
This fits right in with the quality of all your
other references.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm actually gonna throw you,I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Okay.
There's something else on thelist here that I was just
looking at.
And we did go through all thelists.
We did some house chousekeeping, but um uh I'm
gonna give you the opportunityto explore and elaborate and be
(38:55):
proud of maybe, I don't know,one of your references I didn't
get that I cut you off on.
Do you remember what it was?
No, there's been so many.
Well, I think the only one thatI fucking dunked you down, like
no.
Um it was at the end of a show,and you said you said a thing,
and I'm like, what's that?
And you started explaining likeno, fuck no, not this time.
(39:16):
Anyway, the thing was um oh,we're talking about clean feed,
uh huh.
And I were like, yeah, it'sreally good.
And you're like, yeah, I likedit.
I'm like, yeah, Marx likes it.
And then you're like, I likeit, I like it.
I'm like, okay, and he's like,and then you're like, like
Mikey, and I'm like, what?
Oh yeah, and you're like, oh,from the old 19th century.
I'm like, nope.
Yeah, no, so I'm gonna let youhave it.
(39:38):
What's Mikey?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Uh Mikey was a little kid, and it was for uh life
cereal, and it was a commercialthat Mikey won't eat anything,
and so I think it's like thebrother and sister are you know,
because they're trying it andit's like let's give it to
Mikey, he don't like anything.
So Mikey starts eating uh thecereal and smiles real big and
(40:00):
they go, He likes it, he likesit.
So that's where that one camefrom.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
He's so kid, yeah.
So he's just this he'sbasically this old this little
punk who's difficult.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, he's he's a finicky eater, kind of like my
grandkid.
Yeah.
Or one of my grandkids.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Um yeah.
And there's like uh I justhaven't I guess I haven't seen
the thing, but I could just seethis like the family that's got
this fucking guy.
Yeah.
I don't know, maybe he'll eatthe cereal.
Yep.
I guess lucky for uh lucky forwhoever the life cereal company,
they just happen to have a filmcrew there when they yeah.
It just knocked on a randomdoor.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Do you got a kid named Mikey?
Yeah, can we make a does helike it?
Yeah, does he like it?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Well, do you have a kid named Mikey and does he like
it?
Yep.
Uh okay.
Well, you're welcome.
Thank you.
I just went to Mikeylikesit.comsince we're talking about
domain names, and you werementioning that, and somebody
actually owns it, and doesn'tlook like they uh are hitting oh
(41:10):
this is kind of funny.
It's nothing about thecommercial or anything.
It's it I'm not gonna get toodeep into this, but it just
looks like um somebody somebodynamed Mike, um, and he just like
has opinion pieces likearticles.
Oh, okay.
Like uh oh god, I see what he'sdoing.
Okay.
(41:30):
So he's got he's got an articlelike here's one that the
arrogance and and accessibilityof large corporations.
Okay.
And he's got another articlecalled uh Facebook Able to
Listen to You at Home at WorkAnalytic Cambridge Analytical
Whistleblower.
Um, but then I think he he hethrew a little uh a little Mikey
likes in there.
(41:50):
So the website's called MikeyLikes It, and this is one of
those articles, Mikey likes thetruth.
Can you handle the truth?
One is Mikey likes Seinfeld.
This this is either uh this iseither some cat with a really
good sense of humor or somefucking psychopath.
(42:10):
Uh it's a 50-50 on that stuff.
It is, but I'll tell you what,uh I'll tell you what about this
Mikey likes it website.
Uh-huh.
RJ likes it.
RJ.
RJ's gonna look into it.
Bookmarked.
Yeah.
For real.
Figure out what the hell'sgoing on with this.
I will say this for you, Mark.
You've certainly taken thisshow on some interesting fucking
(42:31):
routes.
Uh I try.
No, you don't, but no, I don't.
It just we end up there.
We end up there.
Oh god.
Uh and then um Mikey likesitcoinbay.com.
Oh, it's gonna be so fun.
Oh god, he's got a little oh, Iguess you can contact him.
Like if you wanna oh, he'llpromote your product for you.
(42:54):
Oh, set and centered.
But you know there's a link atthe bottom of his page, and it
doesn't say like uh advertise orpromote.
You know what it says?
What's that?
Want Mikey to like something?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Should should reach out Dolan when we talked about
his webpage on a I think wemight have to.
Let's get a new friendshipgoing.
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh my gosh, this guy.
Okay, I need to get back to theshow.
Like, wow.
Let's see.
Here's the thing.
It's like yes, you take you'reyou've taken this interesting
direction sometimes, but thenalso it's like some of that
stuff maybe we could have beenwithout.
Like it would have been fine.
(43:42):
I don't think I need to gethooked on a website called Mikey
likes it.com in the middle oftrying to do a fucking show.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
It's entertainment though.
Uh Entertainment for us, it'sall that matters, right?
Uh well
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Like I said, I don't think that's how it works, but
what the hell?
This is another section justfor fun.
Oh never mind.
Sorry.
I'm done with Mikey likes itfor now.
I'm I will be going back inthere later.
Oh my god.
So you're welcome for lettingya uh finish that thought from
(44:21):
like oh two and a half fuckingmonths ago.
You notice I never I neverthought about this.
I don't do that to you.
I don't make references asrandom ones that you don't know
about.
No.
unknown (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Maybe I'll start.
I don't know any differencesthough.
You just have a you have areally good memory and then you
have you're able to remember,you know, just random not to say
stupid, but just random stufflike that from all over.
Oh my god, there's anotherfuck, sorry.
Um it's gone.
(44:53):
Um Okay.
Uh we're getting close to ontime here.
I just we haven't talked aboutemojis.
Have I talked to you off airabout my thing with emojis?
No, uh huh.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Well, it's not I know you don't like it when people
put lol on the end of their uhtext messages and stuff.
I don't have a problem withlol.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Um I I personally don't ever use it.
Right.
Most people happen to whichmost people notice and point out
at some point, which I thinkthat's weird, by the way.
Whatever.
No, I don't have a problem withpeople saying it lol.
Um, but like I've known I'veknown quite a few people who
like to use it as like a periodor punctuation, right?
(45:36):
It's like in every text, everymessage.
It's like uh Hey uh we still onfor dinner tonight, LOL.
Yeah, you know, have you evertexted someone like that?
Uh yes.
Yeah, it's just like and I Idon't get it.
It's not so much that it noiseto me because you can at some
point you just sort of you don'teven see it anymore.
But I'm like, I don't get it.
Okay, that fucking down.
Lol never matched.
(45:56):
We got a new thing, thanks,Mark.
Yeah, not a problem.
But no, the emoji thing'sseparate.
But just before we wrap uphere, I just want to double
check one thing.
We we did talk about EnriqueIglesias.
Yes.
Alright, I'll check that off.
Alright, so then that's the endof the show.
I can't believe it.
It's already over.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, unless you got someNo, I I'll write it down for the
(46:18):
next one.
Okay.
Alright.
Well, that's it, folks.
Uh sorry.
I guess.
For whatever whatever you justlistened to.
Our ramble.
Yeah.
Uh I'm not gonna call this ashow even, but uh, you know
what?
Uh if you were here for thesort of the again, the house
(46:40):
cleaning and stuff, and um whichis a good exercise.
Uh you know, we didn't need todo it on the show, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Whatever.
I liked it.
Yeah, I did too.
It was because you have to gothrough stuff that you've had
written down trying to figureout what the hell.
Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Dude, that was like a fucking T ball level setup
there.
Can we jump back for a second?
Here we go again.
Well, we went through it.
Well, I liked it.
I did too.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I still fucked it up.
I don't know what's up.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Did you jump getting that now?
No, uh-uh.
I'm told.
I liked it.
I liked it.
Oh my god.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, no.
No.
I'm cutting it off again.
I we're done.
Okay.
All right, catch y'all later.
Have a good one.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered.
Uh, just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
setcenter.live, or on Facebookat Set Center Live.
Uh, we'll maybe post somelittle stupid videos that we've
done, stuff like that as we keepon going.
And also we talk a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch.
(47:55):
And you can we'll post picturesof them.
We'll see how it goes.
Let us know.
Have a good one.
Speaker (48:02):
It always shows we're standing kind of sort of maybe.
Holding it together, we'll zipties, baby.
Dogs in the dirt, give the sideout of shade.
Laughing through the mess.
We just made that center, butthe world's off track.
(48:23):
If we broke it.
You can count on that.
Sockets gone when blows gatewon't latch.
Toolbox open like a raccoon gotsnatched.
(48:44):
Off it gold, still I swear tostill talk like we got it.
We take a breath.
Then we jump back in.
That's a lot.
(49:38):
Sorta, baby.
How to get the box done alittle crazy yard to the listen
is one of the pack.
Now back to the chaos.
Here we go.
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