February 25, 2026 • 52 mins
We welcome Robbie to the ranch mic, trade barbs about broken rods and a Jeep stuck in first, and let Glamma set the rules on respect while we test the truth of a few wobbly stories. Between laughter and shotgun echoes, a teen finds his voice and we find the heart of our show.
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SPEAKER_07 (00:08):
Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and Sun.
Uh Margin.
I'm Mark.
You think one time like I couldbe Mark?
Would that be weird?
SPEAKER_06 (00:17):
Uh no.
I mean it's a pretty cool placeto be.
SPEAKER_07 (00:23):
Mark?
Yeah.
It's not bad.
I'm just gonna mark that in theaudio and take it out.
Uh and uh once again in studio,um, listening and watching in is
is my mother uh visiting fromArizona.
Uh feels like she'd been hereabout a month.
If you'll get the how manyepisodes she'd been on.
(00:44):
Uh but yeah, I think she's Ithink she's enjoying it.
Not to speak for her, but uh no,you don't have to.
Oh my god, you're unmuted.
Oh shit.
We're messing with a board whenI was in here.
Yeah, you know.
Um I could have been doingsomething useful like uh getting
rid of Harley.
SPEAKER_04 (01:04):
I did do that.
SPEAKER_07 (01:05):
Uh and yet squeaks out.
SPEAKER_04 (01:08):
Well, I didn't get rid of him permanently.
SPEAKER_07 (01:10):
That's what I meant.
SPEAKER_04 (01:11):
Yeah, oh sorry.
I missed that.
SPEAKER_07 (01:13):
So welcome back to the podcast.
Um, you again before this one,you watched us do another one.
SPEAKER_04 (01:21):
I did.
SPEAKER_07 (01:22):
And did you just about lose your damn mind like I
did?
SPEAKER_04 (01:25):
Well, it was kind of fun watching you just about lose
your mind.
No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_07 (01:30):
Oh, I can't.
SPEAKER_04 (01:30):
I understood what was going on, I just couldn't
say anything.
SPEAKER_07 (01:33):
That I think I I think I probably knew that you
probably did, and that made itworse for me.
Probably.
Oh, Mark.
What?
Oh, Mark.
Oh Mark.
SPEAKER_04 (01:43):
All together now.
Oh, Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (01:45):
Yeah.
Uh yeah.
Those of you who listen to allthe episodes and uh have
listened to the previous episodewill know exactly what I'm
talking about.
Unless uh at some point duringthat you you did what I wanted
to do, which was rip yourheadphones off, throw them
across the room, or maybe beatMark with your microphone.
SPEAKER_06 (02:07):
Don't tempt me.
SPEAKER_07 (02:09):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (02:10):
To beat yourself?
SPEAKER_06 (02:11):
Easy now.
Easy.
SPEAKER_04 (02:13):
Mark.
Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (02:15):
Mark.
Can we let's let's let's try.
You know, can we try to havelike a clean let's let's talk
about uh something different,Mark.
Okay, let's go for it.
Yeah, so my mom was helping mewith the water, like the raptor
pen, right?
Right.
One of the things was get thewater thing working, and there's
a couple leaks.
So when you when you came intonight and you walked up on the
(02:36):
deck, the first thing he said tome is like, why is your big cock
sitting on the table?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh simple explanation though, isI I had to, you know, seal a
water leak over there, and Ineeded I needed cock.
And like I told you, I said I Iwas in the mood for big cock on
this particular occasion.
SPEAKER_06 (02:57):
See ya you see you cut a bigger hole in it then,
right?
To get more cock out.
SPEAKER_07 (03:01):
Well, you just push harder, actually.
Oh, yeah, okay.
I actually have this vibrant orthis uh battery-powered thing
that it uh really squeezes thatcock.
So I mean it comes right out.
I it's one of those things whereit it takes a while, you kind of
have to keep going, keep going,and then all of a sudden it just
shoots right out of there.
SPEAKER_04 (03:20):
Are we gonna talk about lucky again?
I hope not.
SPEAKER_06 (03:23):
I was just wondering if the cock gun made a face when
it before it before you squeezethe trigger.
SPEAKER_07 (03:30):
Um okay.
No, and back to what you said,Mom, was uh first of all, the
last time you mentioned Lucky, Iwas trying to do everything in
my power to not have you livethrough that and you went there.
SPEAKER_04 (03:44):
I know, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_07 (03:46):
Secondly, uh the gentleman, me and Mark, who are
normally idiots, but we had agentleman's agreement that we
weren't gonna talk about Lucky'sgiant cock anymore on this
podcast.
Right?
Yeah, I guess I didn't know.
Well, uh before you were here,observing.
Though, to be fair, you did notnecessarily agree to that as a
(04:06):
podcast guest.
Correct.
You were an observer.
Correct.
So just Lucky's dick all nightlong, if you want.
SPEAKER_04 (04:13):
You know, just do with it.
It all spales.
SPEAKER_06 (04:18):
You know, I actually had a buddy of mine that listens
to that, listens to this poppodcast with uh Beach Bum
Leather that says, I can'tbelieve that you guys went
there.
SPEAKER_07 (04:27):
Beach bum leather?
SPEAKER_06 (04:28):
Yeah, that's what he does on a side thing.
I didn't want to say his name,so I just what he what he calls
his went where?
Where did I go?
SPEAKER_04 (04:38):
Where did you said your buddy was amazed when we
went there?
SPEAKER_07 (04:41):
Well, hold on, let's pause.
Do you see my struggle, Mom?
I do, honey.
I'm so sorry.
And you actually welcome toChristina's Warway.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (04:49):
Sorry, Christina.
SPEAKER_07 (04:51):
It is my struggle, or mine comp for so not to
overstate it at all.
Yeah.
I don't want to be dramatic.
SPEAKER_04 (04:59):
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (05:00):
Uh no, he said your guy with the rawhide thing, or I
can't remember what you said,but he said, I can't believe you
guys went there.
Where do we go?
Uh talking about Lucky's parts.
Oh, that was so like diplomatichow you put that.
SPEAKER_06 (05:14):
Well, you said we had to clean it up a little bit.
SPEAKER_07 (05:16):
Uh yeah, sorry.
SPEAKER_06 (05:18):
And then your mom goes, Lucky stick.
Exactly.
SPEAKER_04 (05:20):
I don't believe did I actually use that word?
SPEAKER_07 (05:23):
Uh I I actually don't remember.
But I will defer to Mark onmemory-related things generally,
so I'm gonna say you did.
SPEAKER_04 (05:31):
Okay.
Yeah.
I apologize.
SPEAKER_07 (05:33):
Right.
So yeah, I mean, I'll be honest,I can't believe we went there
either.
However, uh, when you're talkingabout salient details, it's it's
highly relevant to the ranch.
SPEAKER_04 (05:45):
Yes.
It is?
How?
SPEAKER_07 (05:48):
How so something we have to deal with.
It's there.
Nobody knows.
And we yeah, there you go.
It's there, and uh sometimes youhave to be aware when he gets
his humpy ears.
Oh that it might come out, andyou need to like say no and make
no stop.
Yeah, you had still haven't seenit.
Thank God.
Yeah, if you do, you willunderstand why it comes up.
(06:11):
Oh, jeez.
SPEAKER_01 (06:12):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (06:16):
I was Mark is still in the studio, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh but you're phrasing there.
SPEAKER_06 (06:21):
I love when you're here, ma'am, because you just
take it away from me.
By the way, Ryan's mom does notlike me calling her ma'am.
Yes, that's true.
That is true.
SPEAKER_04 (06:31):
So shall we keep track of how many times he calls
me ma'am during this podcastalone?
SPEAKER_07 (06:35):
No, because then he'll just do that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Or I won't.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Um, no, and you know what, Mark,props props for you on uh
telling the listeners uh that'sjust sort of a recap, right?
Because like we talked about,not everybody listens to every
episode, and sometimes we gottagive background on things.
(06:57):
So I appreciate you lettingpeople know that uh like how
basically that you were being adick when you called her.
Yeah.
Um Robbie.
We were talking about Robbiebefore we came in here, all of
(07:18):
us.
Yes.
Uh and Robbie Robbie has wantedto be on the podcast.
He he says he really likes thepodcast.
I don't believe he's listened toany of it, but probably not.
Yeah, he says he likes it.
And people that have listenedknow that Robbie is a hoot and a
half and just a lot of fun.
And uh, you know, this if I'mdoing my math right, I think
(07:41):
this may be our tenth episode.
So maybe as a special occasion.
Should we see if we can getRobbie on the pod?
SPEAKER_06 (07:48):
We should, but should I I think so, but we for
those that don't listen to everyepisode, who is Robbie?
SPEAKER_07 (07:55):
So that's gonna be your thing now.
Um just kidding.
That's a good question.
Um, who is Robbie?
That's a deep a little bundle ofdelight.
He is uh Robly uh well I thinkpeople who have listened to all
the episodes probably piece ittogether, but Robbie's my
(08:17):
nephew.
Um his name is Robbie.
And for those of you who listen,again, to piece it together is
the son of my brother Rob, um,my younger brother.
And he I've I've been fortunateenough to spend um a lot of time
with Robbie out here on theranch.
Uh and he and he loves it outhere on the ranch.
(08:38):
And so because my whole familyloves it, uh he's come out here
with his dad several times, hecame out here with my mom, uh,
and he's always he's alwayslooking forward to the next
trip.
And it's always a lot of fun.
And we all I mean we always talkabout the Robbie stories, and uh
so that's Robbie.
(08:59):
Um, how'd I do with that?
He did good.
I appreciate it.
SPEAKER_06 (09:01):
Anything you want to add?
No, uh-uh.
I think he's a great funny kid.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (09:06):
One thing I think you left out that's very
important, and that is that he's13 years old.
SPEAKER_07 (09:11):
Yes.
Uh is that I'm very important.
SPEAKER_04 (09:15):
Anybody that's ever had children have been around a
13-year-old.
SPEAKER_07 (09:19):
Well, yeah, that's a fair point.
Like, so he's at an age where,you know, uh he's kinda going
from kid into a little man, andit's uh really all joking aside,
which we joke all we give him alot of shit, but all joking
aside, he's turning into areally cool l little man.
SPEAKER_04 (09:38):
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (09:39):
Yep, yeah.
So we'll see if we can get himon here.
Let's see.
I've uh now.
Let me let me let me get alittle more background on
Robbie.
Uh he hardly ever answers mytext or phone calls.
Um so this is this is a thousandpercent a crapsheet right here.
But we'll see if we can see ifhe'll answer the phone uh and
(10:02):
kind of go from there.
I just have to remember how touse the phone again.
Uh it's number six over here.
And it's unmuted, I believe.
And yeah, all right.
You're not gonna do your deadair thing again.
No, uh uh uh it's always myfault.
It wasn't.
(10:22):
That was I compliment.
Well, no, I actually didn't thattime.
Oh, there was one time where youmade just a sound or something.
I'm like, thanks for filling thedead air bud.
Yeah, that's what I'm here for.
Dead air is filling.
Okay.
Um, and uh also, mom, I I thinka fun thing we talked about
doing is like we're notnecessarily gonna tell him that
(10:44):
you're here.
Right.
And for those of you who aredoing the math on this, that
would be his grandmother,glamma.
Yes.
So his glamma will be in theroom with a mic uh to keep him
in line, though he won't knowthat going into poor little guy.
I know.
Here we go.
(11:05):
Hear that?
Yep.
I do.
Okay.
Hello?
Hi.
Oh, hey, I called the wrongnumber.
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (11:17):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (11:18):
Alright, I'll talk to you later.
Bye, Rob.
SPEAKER_05 (11:23):
Okay.
Jesus.
I just I saw that was Robbie'sdad for anybody that didn't know
Rob Robbie.
SPEAKER_04 (11:32):
Yeah.
Is it my turn?
SPEAKER_07 (11:34):
So so that's Rob.
Yeah.
You all heard uh Hughes on aprevious episode uh for about
that long, actually.
Yeah.
So we got cut off.
All right, uh, you know, it'sreally inconvenient you named
his son the same as him.
SPEAKER_03 (11:47):
It is.
SPEAKER_07 (11:48):
Alright, here we go.
Rob's gonna be so mad if hehears Robbie's phone.
SPEAKER_03 (11:52):
Hey.
SPEAKER_07 (11:53):
Hey, what's up?
SPEAKER_01 (11:54):
Hey, what's up?
SPEAKER_03 (11:55):
So you said like an hour ago uh what hold on, let me
see it.
Oh, he said, uh, is your phonecharged?
And I said, yep, 52, and youdidn't answer back.
SPEAKER_06 (12:11):
Are you still at 52, Robbie?
SPEAKER_03 (12:14):
It's at 65 now.
SPEAKER_06 (12:16):
Oh, good, good.
SPEAKER_07 (12:16):
Oh, good, good.
Okay.
Oh, Robbie, are you speaking?
SPEAKER_03 (12:21):
Robbie, are you on speaker?
No.
SPEAKER_07 (12:24):
Okay.
Um hold on, just hold on for asecond.
SPEAKER_03 (12:29):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (12:31):
Uh mute that, I think.
I think can you hear me, Robbie?
SPEAKER_03 (12:36):
Can you hear me, Robbie?
Yeah, I can still hear you.
SPEAKER_07 (12:38):
But it's not echoing now, right?
With him muted.
Yeah, I know.
I've necessarily talked to you.
SPEAKER_03 (12:45):
You want me to pull on the speakers?
SPEAKER_07 (12:47):
No, no, just chill for a second, but let me try to
figure out what's going on here.
What's going on here?
Um let me call you back.
Let me call you back.
SPEAKER_01 (12:57):
Alright.
unknown (12:57):
Alright.
It's weird.
SPEAKER_06 (13:00):
Now he's running out of rock.
SPEAKER_05 (13:04):
Did you hear up, Robbie?
Did you have up, Robbie?
SPEAKER_02 (13:06):
No.
unknown (13:06):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (13:09):
Hold on.
SPEAKER_05 (13:10):
Hold on.
SPEAKER_07 (13:11):
Okay, can you hear me now, Robbie?
Hello?
I don't know if he he hung up oroh, he's still there.
Okay, so it's this one, I guess.
Why is it echoing?
SPEAKER_03 (13:23):
Speaker right now.
SPEAKER_07 (13:24):
What?
SPEAKER_03 (13:25):
For me, it sounds like I'm hearing through your
speaker.
SPEAKER_07 (13:28):
Oh, yeah.
Uh what's going on here?
Um headphones or anything.
SPEAKER_03 (13:39):
No.
SPEAKER_07 (13:39):
Okay.
I'll I'm gonna call you back.
I'm gonna call you back.
Hang up.
SPEAKER_03 (13:46):
Okay, I'll hang up.
SPEAKER_07 (13:47):
Thank you.
It's the big red button.
unknown (13:54):
What the heck?
SPEAKER_04 (13:55):
I don't know.
That was everybody was hearingthat words.
SPEAKER_06 (13:57):
Yeah, but we didn't hear it with we didn't hear it
with Rob.
SPEAKER_04 (14:00):
Yeah, just with Ryan or whoever talked.
SPEAKER_06 (14:03):
Yeah.
Too many R's in your life, huh?
SPEAKER_07 (14:09):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Robbie might be doingsomething.
Well, I don't know.
Just like he says it's not onspeaker, but you know, I don't
know.
SPEAKER_04 (14:19):
Uh does he know what you mean when you say speaker?
Maybe he thinks you're talkingabout speakers.
SPEAKER_07 (14:24):
Oh my god, probably.
Okay, let's try this again.
You're probably right.
Now, here's the thing,listeners.
I'm not uh a mean uncle.
Robbie is uh one of the smartestkids I've ever met.
I can be a little bit of anairhead sometimes.
So that's whatever.
Okay.
(14:45):
We'll try this again.
SPEAKER_03 (14:50):
All right.
SPEAKER_07 (14:52):
Hey.
SPEAKER_03 (14:53):
Now it doesn't sound like I'm trying to be a speaker.
SPEAKER_07 (14:57):
Yeah, uh well, we've solved one problem.
Uh hold on.
SPEAKER_03 (15:03):
What is happening?
SPEAKER_07 (15:04):
I'm talking to you.
Just give me a second, okay?
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
All right.
You can hear me?
Yeah.
Okay, so you were onspeakerphone last time, weren't
you?
SPEAKER_03 (15:15):
No, I wasn't.
I said it sounded like I waslike I was listening through a
speaker.
SPEAKER_07 (15:22):
Okay, uh uh agree to disagree.
Um Do you know I called you theepisode?
Yes.
So C is smart.
Yeah.
There's your buddy Mark.
What's up, Robbie?
SPEAKER_03 (15:36):
What's up, Mark?
SPEAKER_07 (15:38):
Not much, bud.
What do you what are you doingright now, bud?
Did you have a plan?
Um uh we were just talking abouthow you really wanted to be on
the podcast, right?
And you're excited about it,right?
SPEAKER_03 (15:49):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (15:50):
And you really like the podcast, right?
SPEAKER_03 (15:52):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07 (15:52):
And you've listened to how many episodes?
SPEAKER_03 (15:57):
Uh like about two.
SPEAKER_07 (15:59):
Okay.
Yeah.
I was just kind of messingaround with you.
Um, so what uh did you have uhin mind what you want to talk
about?
SPEAKER_03 (16:09):
Like uh like some fails I had.
You some mess-ups.
Failed?
Yeah.
No.
Like uh mess ups.
SPEAKER_06 (16:16):
You've never messed up.
Listen to that voice start tocrack.
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (16:21):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (16:21):
Like what have you ever messed up?
SPEAKER_03 (16:24):
Uh there's this one time when I was at the pond,
like you were uh like away for abit.
And uh you gave me this new rod.
It was uh like red and all that.
Yeah, the fishing rod, yeah.
Okay.
And I got stuck in the weeds.
Then I tried to pull it out,like pulling the rod, and then I
(16:46):
snapped it in half.
SPEAKER_06 (16:49):
So you broke the new r new fishing pole?
SPEAKER_01 (16:52):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (16:53):
Out of boy.
Out of boy.
SPEAKER_07 (16:56):
I'm gonna I'm gonna call bullshit on you because I
recall you were fishing withsaid rod and you got a little
frustrated and slammed it intothe ground and broke it.
SPEAKER_03 (17:07):
Uh no, he was he was away with Kai, like in the Sabai
Sab nearby uh lake in the fort.
SPEAKER_07 (17:17):
No, I'm talking about you.
SPEAKER_03 (17:19):
I heard that I thought you'd Yeah, yeah, I was
nearby the lake.
SPEAKER_07 (17:22):
Okay, did you change the subject on me?
I'm saying you didn't it didn'tget broken caught in the weeds.
You got frustrated and yeah,yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (17:29):
I I was I said he caught he got caught in the
weeds.
SPEAKER_06 (17:32):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (17:33):
Then I got frustrated.
Well that I broke it in thehalf.
SPEAKER_06 (17:36):
Oh, then he broke it in half.
Okay, now I get it.
Yeah, uh am I the only one who'shearing a completely different
story right now, Mark?
Uh yeah.
No, actually, I I I see whereRobbie's changing his story a
little bit.
Yeah, yeah, he didn't want hedidn't want you to remember that
he messed up and he broke it.
SPEAKER_07 (17:54):
Yeah.
Uh I thought you could put oneover on me, bud.
Um is this how you want tointroduce yourself to uh to
America and the world?
And the world.
SPEAKER_06 (18:04):
Hey Robbie, you gotta do me one favor.
Yeah, well, you need Hey, onceonce we get done, you need to go
out there and tell your dad thatyou were on the podcast before
him.
SPEAKER_03 (18:14):
Oh, okay.
Suck it.
SPEAKER_07 (18:22):
You know, are you where are you in your room right
now?
SPEAKER_03 (18:26):
Yeah, I am.
SPEAKER_07 (18:27):
Okay, where's your dad?
SPEAKER_03 (18:29):
I think my dad is probably outside in the kitchen
right now or uh in his bedroom.
SPEAKER_07 (18:35):
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it'd be funny.
SPEAKER_03 (18:36):
Oh, tell him right after someone.
SPEAKER_07 (18:38):
Yeah, I was gonna say it'd be funny to just walk
through the house, you know, andas you talk to us, and when he
asked you screaming at the topof my logs, I'm almost on the
podcast.
SPEAKER_03 (18:46):
I was on the podcast.
SPEAKER_06 (18:47):
And stomping.
Don't forget you're stomping.
SPEAKER_07 (18:50):
You gotta be really casual.
SPEAKER_03 (18:51):
Just walk through the podcast.
SPEAKER_07 (18:54):
Yeah, and then when your dad asks you, wait, who are
you on the phone with?
Like, uh, I'm sorry, sorry, dad,I can't talk right now.
I'm on the podcast.
Robbie gets such a boot out ofmessing with his dad.
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03 (19:12):
Like uh just two minutes ago, I I walked into the
kitchen to throw away uh one ofmy like a piece of food that I
just ate, and I walk up rightbehind him while he's doing
something.
I go to the side of him, andthen I absolutely scare the crap
(19:32):
out of him.
The the glee in your voice me inthe back of the head as well.
SPEAKER_07 (19:38):
Yeah, undeservedly, yeah.
That is funny though, or asRobbie would say, some good
shit.
SPEAKER_06 (19:50):
Uh we gotta have him on here all the time.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (19:55):
You know, at least you bring something to the to
the table, Mark.
SPEAKER_03 (19:58):
Yeah.
I'll bring a lot to the table.
SPEAKER_06 (20:01):
Thanks for covering for me, Robbie.
SPEAKER_07 (20:06):
Oh my god.
What uh what other what othershit did you in trouble or I'm
sorry, not trouble, but mess up.
You know, you know I expect youhave a whole list of Robbie
failures you want to talk about,right?
SPEAKER_03 (20:19):
Well, um I noticed one time when not.
Ryan, you probably will knowthis.
SPEAKER_07 (20:25):
Um, hey, now we're about to with uh with uh hi just
because you're aninternationally famous podcast
guest now, it doesn't mean I'mnot still Uncle.
SPEAKER_06 (20:41):
Um Uncle Ryan.
He hit 13, he no longer has tocall you Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_03 (20:47):
Oh, okay, okay.
I just gotta call you Ryan then.
SPEAKER_06 (20:49):
No, sir.
No, sir.
Nope, Uncle Ryan.
Uh it's respect because he'sold.
SPEAKER_03 (20:54):
It's Sir Ryan the Third now.
SPEAKER_07 (20:56):
I'm I'm fine with that too.
Uncle or that.
SPEAKER_03 (21:01):
It's Sir Ryan III.
SPEAKER_07 (21:03):
Okay.
Sir Ryan III.
Yeah.
Uh okay.
What was your story?
SPEAKER_03 (21:09):
Well, this relates to you, Ryan.
Um got that.
You already know this.
Um I'm in the deep with Kai andall that.
SPEAKER_07 (21:18):
The deep?
SPEAKER_03 (21:19):
Uh I'm playing uh playing song and all that, and
then as the drum comes in,you're gonna hit the second gear
and then push it as fast as youcan.
Then it doesn't go on the secondgear.
I'm like, what is happening?
It looks like I was just readingit.
Then you come over, you're like,you don't keep it in first gear
(21:44):
the whole time.
SPEAKER_07 (21:45):
Like he's made me sound so mean.
SPEAKER_06 (21:49):
I don't think so.
For anybody that doesn't know,Robbie has his cool little Jeep
that he needs to talk about, buthe runs it around in first gear
and forgets.
To shift the other gears.
SPEAKER_03 (22:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (22:03):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (22:04):
Is that the story you were talking about when you
like it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you've told two stories andyou've lied in both of them
because you were welcome towelcome to adulthood, Robbie.
SPEAKER_03 (22:27):
No, no, no, no, no.
What I'm trying to say is thatit was in first gear for a very
long time.
SPEAKER_07 (22:32):
I understand that part.
SPEAKER_03 (22:34):
And I was trying to play a song that had a very hard
drop in it, and then once thatcame, I was getting put in
second gear and then rev like godown really fast.
SPEAKER_01 (22:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (22:47):
And I try to change the gear in it, and then it just
stops.
SPEAKER_07 (22:52):
Right.
Two things.
What song?
SPEAKER_03 (22:55):
Uh 8011 Oklahoma.
SPEAKER_07 (22:57):
Good man.
Uh second thing.
If your version of the story istr is to be believed, then that
would be the first time you everattempted to shift out of first
gear.
SPEAKER_03 (23:12):
Silence.
SPEAKER_06 (23:16):
That's how I always knew that Robbie was coming over
to the property and it's a Jeep.
You could hear it like we hearyou from all across the ranch.
SPEAKER_03 (23:27):
You just hear the loud sound of and we'd always
sit there like on shift.
SPEAKER_07 (23:32):
Shift.
Come on, shift.
SPEAKER_03 (23:33):
Oh boy, here she comes.
SPEAKER_07 (23:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you almost broke that damnJeep without because you didn't
shift.
SPEAKER_03 (23:40):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (23:42):
Yeah.
But you'll shift next time youcome out, right?
SPEAKER_03 (23:45):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (23:46):
Lie number three.
Oh.
Oh.
SPEAKER_02 (23:51):
I make still a box.
That was good.
Yeah.
Walked right into that one.
SPEAKER_03 (24:01):
The good part about it is that me and Ryan uh all
the time we just talk on theporch for hours and hours on
end.
SPEAKER_07 (24:09):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (24:09):
For for like until like dawn.
SPEAKER_07 (24:13):
Yeah, sometimes thoughts on the world, and you
know you're sort of aphilosophical fella.
Um, I believe you speculated onenight about the origin of
cigarette.
Or uh he moved.
Stop moving.
SPEAKER_03 (24:31):
Um, I say like who made the first cigarette.
Yes, and I said, damn, that'ssome good shit.
Robbie!
SPEAKER_04 (24:39):
Became like the famous What are you saying?
Did you just swear on nationalpodcast?
SPEAKER_02 (24:53):
Where did you come in?
Yeah, where did I come in?
SPEAKER_04 (24:58):
I have a sensor.
SPEAKER_07 (24:59):
Oh hey, Robbie.
SPEAKER_04 (25:00):
We need to add the sensor bar into this.
SPEAKER_07 (25:02):
Oh, because yeah, well, Robbie, there's two
things.
Um, one, oh yeah, glamour'shere.
SPEAKER_04 (25:07):
Hi, Sunny Boy.
Second thing, boom.
SPEAKER_06 (25:12):
I think I can see him glowing from here being so
embarrassed.
Oh, yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_04 (25:17):
Yeah.
As long as I already have youembarrassed, I need to say one
more thing to you, young man.
Oh, you didn't, huh?
Well, you never know where I'llbe, and you never know what I'll
know.
SPEAKER_07 (25:28):
Stick that in your pipe and smoke.
SPEAKER_04 (25:29):
Yeah, I want to tell that's not good.
SPEAKER_03 (25:31):
I forgot when that you were that you were there
with them.
SPEAKER_04 (25:35):
Yeah, I wondered.
But I want to say one more thingand then I'll let you talk with
your Uncle Ryan, and that's whatI wanted to address.
SPEAKER_03 (25:41):
He is not really Ryan this time.
SPEAKER_04 (25:44):
No, he's actually Uncle Ryan.
You know why?
I'm a civilized man now, okay?
No, civilized calls him UncleRyan.
You wouldn't call me by my name.
SPEAKER_07 (25:54):
Men's shift gears.
SPEAKER_04 (25:56):
Yes.
Men's shift gears, that's right.
Okay, so from now on, he's UncleRyan.
That's a very honored role forhim, and you are very honored to
be his nephew, so you refer tohim as Uncle Ryan, okay?
Okay, okay, sweetheart.
SPEAKER_06 (26:11):
You're supposed to say yes, ma'am.
SPEAKER_04 (26:13):
Oh, yes, ma'am.
There you go.
This is getting out of control.
Mark, uh I am here with you inperson.
Yeah.
I know I never got my back toyou.
I'm scared.
You should be.
SPEAKER_06 (26:31):
Back to Robbie, back to Robbie.
SPEAKER_07 (26:39):
Um, yes.
Yeah, so uh you've lied threetimes.
SPEAKER_03 (26:43):
And oh my god.
SPEAKER_07 (26:45):
In front of your grandma.
In front of your glama.
SPEAKER_03 (26:47):
You gotta be kidding me.
SPEAKER_07 (26:49):
And this is well, here's another surprise.
This is actually live on the airright now.
Oh, well, you broke up.
Hello.
SPEAKER_03 (27:01):
Uh little Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_07 (27:03):
Yes, very, very, very, very nice.
No, I said that this is live onthe air.
You didn't know what.
SPEAKER_03 (27:11):
Didn't know that we were live on the air.
Didn't mention it like two timesin a row.
SPEAKER_07 (27:15):
Oh.
SPEAKER_03 (27:16):
International, by the way.
SPEAKER_07 (27:18):
Yes.
unknown (27:18):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (27:19):
You say except for Vietnam.
SPEAKER_07 (27:22):
Yeah, except for Vietnam for technical reasons.
unknown (27:25):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (27:30):
Vietnam.
Technical reason.
SPEAKER_04 (27:36):
That was hilarious, Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_01 (27:38):
Oh, gosh.
SPEAKER_04 (27:39):
Well, thank you.
SPEAKER_07 (27:40):
Yeah.
Um, so uh I I I'm with yourtrack record so far, I'm really
interested in hearing uh uhanother story.
SPEAKER_03 (27:50):
Um see here you only have two stories.
You mean three?
SPEAKER_07 (27:57):
No, well you no the second one was Mark Tracker.
SPEAKER_03 (28:00):
Right now, three.
Right now, three.
SPEAKER_07 (28:01):
No, that wasn't a story though, but three lies.
SPEAKER_03 (28:04):
I kind of was now okay.
SPEAKER_07 (28:06):
We'll call it three stories.
SPEAKER_03 (28:07):
I thought talking when grandma came in.
SPEAKER_07 (28:09):
Oh, well, yeah.
That's a story for everybodyelse.
Oh god.
All right.
Um do you have another story?
SPEAKER_03 (28:21):
I mean, we kinda well we kind of were basing this
whole episode on really becauseI have to have short-term memory
loss.
SPEAKER_07 (28:29):
Yeah.
Short-term memory loss at 13.
Well, you know, he's 13 going on70.
Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_03 (28:36):
Oh, there, there.
Uh you guys are short-circuitedfor a second.
SPEAKER_07 (28:40):
Are you talking to somebody else?
SPEAKER_06 (28:43):
Are you on two podcasts at the same time?
Yeah, he's doing two.
SPEAKER_03 (28:46):
What?
SPEAKER_06 (28:47):
One national, one international.
SPEAKER_03 (28:49):
You guys he's short-circuited.
I'm trying to say I couldn'thear you guys from it.
SPEAKER_07 (28:52):
Okay.
Yeah, we've had a a fewtechnical issues with this phone
call.
Uh I I they're all, I'm prettysure they're all your fault,
though.
Um just um well, uh, so you'velistened to a couple episodes of
the podcast.
Thank you.
I appreciate I appreciate thatyou like it.
SPEAKER_03 (29:13):
Um the bumblebee one, that's for sure.
The b booby.
SPEAKER_07 (29:17):
The bee booby.
SPEAKER_06 (29:21):
Behave.
SPEAKER_07 (29:26):
What uh what what part of that one did you like?
SPEAKER_03 (29:30):
Uh most mainly Mark talking about the B movie,
mostly I guess.
SPEAKER_07 (29:37):
You're just afraid to say you're just afraid to say
bestiality in front of Glamour,aren't you?
SPEAKER_03 (29:45):
It's hard to explain, you know.
SPEAKER_07 (29:47):
Uh no, it was pretty easy to explain, actually.
Uh so we know what word grabbieslooked out.
As long as you say it like that,it's fine because we're not
saying the actual bee word.
We're saying uh yeah, we're notsaying the actual bees.
Yep.
SPEAKER_03 (30:04):
Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about bumblebees,
you know.
SPEAKER_07 (30:06):
Exactly.
Well, no, regular honey bees.
SPEAKER_03 (30:09):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (30:10):
Yeah.
Um, so yeah, I'm glad you enjoyit.
Um I uh it you like the name ofthe podcast?
SPEAKER_03 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (30:19):
That's not what I heard.
Well, you Robbie, you th youthought you had a different name
for in mind for the podcast thatyou suggested.
SPEAKER_03 (30:28):
Huh?
SPEAKER_06 (30:31):
Yes?
Do you remember?
SPEAKER_03 (30:34):
No, I don't.
SPEAKER_06 (30:35):
Oh, we're back to short-term memory loss.
SPEAKER_03 (30:37):
Yeah, I am.
I'm not a short-term memory.
SPEAKER_07 (30:41):
First of all, nicely done, Mark.
Secondly, really?
You're gonna pull that one afterthe last episode?
Okay, where you about drove mecrazy.
SPEAKER_06 (30:49):
It's not a far, it's not a far try for it.
SPEAKER_07 (30:52):
It's not.
SPEAKER_06 (30:54):
What what was it, Robbie?
What was your uh what was yourname?
SPEAKER_03 (30:58):
I I completely forgot.
SPEAKER_06 (31:00):
Something about cowboys.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (31:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (31:03):
I'll well, okay.
SPEAKER_03 (31:04):
I'll uh yeah, yeah, we can't uh talk that on the
podcast or we're gonna need moresensor bars.
SPEAKER_07 (31:09):
No, it's not no.
Oh, maybe I Are you sure?
SPEAKER_03 (31:12):
Are you sure?
SPEAKER_07 (31:13):
Okay, do you remember let me ask you a
question?
Do you remember what yousuggested of the podcast show?
Yes, I know, I know what it was.
SPEAKER_03 (31:19):
There was something about cowboys.
SPEAKER_07 (31:20):
Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03 (31:21):
Five of them.
SPEAKER_07 (31:23):
Two.
Two?
SPEAKER_03 (31:25):
Two.
Two.
SPEAKER_06 (31:27):
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03 (31:28):
You mean three.
SPEAKER_06 (31:29):
Yeah, but yeah, Robbie's on here now.
SPEAKER_07 (31:32):
Okay, all right.
Robbie, hold on.
You can you can say it, it'sokay.
But before you say what yourname suggestion was, let me give
a little background for thelisteners.
So I was uh I I texted withRobbie and I said, Um, hey, you
know, uh, do you want to be onour uh on our podcast?
And you're this is before we hadstarted it, and you were like,
(31:52):
Yeah, what kind of podcast?
And I said, Well, me and Markare doing a podcast about, you
know, he and I around the ranchand working with the dogs and
stuff, and uh Robbie said, Uh,you should call it Two Naked
Cowboys.
Oh, god dang.
What it was two gay cowboys.
SPEAKER_04 (32:11):
Oh, okay.
Which was really funny at thetime.
SPEAKER_07 (32:14):
Yes, it was really funny.
SPEAKER_04 (32:16):
Two gay cowboys.
SPEAKER_07 (32:17):
Yeah.
Um and we didn't even know tosay it's war.
Yeah.
Uh well, I have one.
Next time you try to say shit infront of your glamma again.
SPEAKER_06 (32:32):
Silence.
They call that dead air, Robbie.
We're not allowed to have that.
SPEAKER_07 (32:35):
Yeah, you can't have dead air.
SPEAKER_03 (32:37):
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
SPEAKER_06 (32:38):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (32:39):
Okay, so let me let's back up because I think
the the the thing was is worthdoing right.
So I'll do it since you couldn'tremember your own thing.
Um, so I said, Yeah, Mark and Iare doing a podcast, two of us
out on the ranch.
And immediately you were like,Oh, cool, you should call it two
gay cowboys.
SPEAKER_04 (32:57):
Did you forget that really, Robbie?
Did you really forget that?
SPEAKER_07 (33:02):
Oh, it does, does it?
Well, since since you wentthere, I'm gonna go here.
Let me tell you what makes awhole lot of sense tonight.
We should call it three gaycowboys.
SPEAKER_01 (33:11):
Yep.
SPEAKER_06 (33:15):
Three gay cowboys and glamour.
SPEAKER_01 (33:25):
Jeez.
SPEAKER_07 (33:26):
Yeah, well, that was a really funny suggestion.
Um, ultimately, we did not gowith that.
Um, though.
SPEAKER_03 (33:31):
Yeah, luckily.
I like I like the the name uhset and centered.
SPEAKER_07 (33:36):
Thank you.
Yeah, we do too.
I will be totally honest withyou that if we had called it two
gay cowboys, we probably wouldhave grown an audience much
faster.
Yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (33:48):
Welcome to the Woke Report.
SPEAKER_04 (33:51):
Ryan, does he know what set and centered refers to,
what it means?
SPEAKER_03 (33:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh Uncle Ryan told me.
SPEAKER_04 (33:57):
Oh, he did.
SPEAKER_03 (33:58):
Uh it's for like a train code type thing.
SPEAKER_04 (34:01):
Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03 (34:02):
Like uh keeping the train parked so it doesn't go
off.
unknown (34:06):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (34:08):
That's right.
SPEAKER_07 (34:08):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (34:08):
You remember keeping it set and centered.
There you go.
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (34:11):
There you go.
Um, so you appreciate the ironyof us saying that we are set and
centered.
SPEAKER_03 (34:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (34:19):
Because they most assuredly are not, right?
SPEAKER_03 (34:25):
They're uncentered and uncentered.
SPEAKER_06 (34:28):
Yeah, this train can go off track at any moment.
SPEAKER_03 (34:31):
Yeah, the trains just go off track.
They're not going on the track,they're going off the track.
Yeah.
They're going into each other.
SPEAKER_07 (34:38):
It's never there to begin with.
Uh, have you listened to um thetheme song?
SPEAKER_03 (34:44):
Uh it's been a pretty long time.
SPEAKER_07 (34:47):
That's interesting since it's at the end of every
episode.
SPEAKER_03 (34:51):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (34:53):
Uh are we gonna call that lie number four?
I I would call it lie numbertwo.
SPEAKER_02 (34:57):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (34:58):
Write it down.
SPEAKER_02 (34:59):
Just counting how many times I lie.
SPEAKER_07 (35:01):
I wish I didn't have hash marks here on it.
Well, I mean, I'm gonna saythis.
Uh this is it hurts me more thanit hurts you to have to keep
tricking.
I didn't know I was gonna gointo this, uh having to keep,
you know.
SPEAKER_03 (35:17):
Look, short-term memory rots is hard to handle,
okay?
Uh yeah, but it's you know, it'samazing how I can't forget what
I ate two days ago.
SPEAKER_07 (35:26):
I I know you got you got a very similar ADD kind of
brain to me.
I I get that.
But short-term memory loss is alittle different than entirely
changing your story two secondsafter it's been pointed out to
be not true.
SPEAKER_03 (35:39):
Yeah, but I'm I'm dead serious.
I forgot what it sounds like.
SPEAKER_07 (35:45):
I'm now uh in my head struggling with whether I
want to get into an argumentwith a 13-year-old uh on a
podcast and get a lot of likehate mail.
SPEAKER_06 (35:54):
It's like that and you're gonna lose.
That's the other part is I wouldlose that argument.
SPEAKER_02 (36:03):
Because I do.
I know you do, but you justwon't accept the fact that I do.
SPEAKER_07 (36:07):
I do accept it.
I'm just giving you a hard time.
Yeah, you don't have to, youknow.
I'm just fucking with you.
Oh, wait.
All right.
SPEAKER_04 (36:14):
Young man, do I have to talk to you?
SPEAKER_06 (36:19):
And they worry about me.
SPEAKER_01 (36:22):
Oh goodness.
SPEAKER_07 (36:26):
Okay.
There's there's your sensor bar,but um, oh wait.
Okay.
What am I waiting for you?
Uh don't don't if you're tryingto play a sound effect on your
phone.
Don't play a sound effect onyour phone.
Is that what you're gonna do?
SPEAKER_03 (36:44):
I I I can't.
SPEAKER_07 (36:46):
Okay.
Good.
Okay, that's what I thought youwere gonna do.
All right, you want somebody tosay what?
SPEAKER_03 (36:51):
Uh can we talk about the good things that are the I
done?
SPEAKER_07 (36:55):
Yeah, sure.
And we're done.
SPEAKER_03 (36:58):
Uh that's for sure.
SPEAKER_07 (37:01):
Uh you know what?
Uh we'd have to have a wholeepisode, honestly.
You've done a lot of goodthings.
Um, and we were talking beforewe came on, or before we called
you.
Uh just how awesome you are andfun and smart, and uh, you know,
watch we're all getting to seeyou turn into a a a great little
man.
SPEAKER_04 (37:21):
Very true, very true.
Robbie, you've done so manythings right, and you're such a
fun, good kid.
SPEAKER_01 (37:28):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_06 (37:29):
Mm-hmm.
Okay, now we got grandma theglamour down for one lie.
How many do I get, Mark?
Five.
SPEAKER_01 (37:38):
Okay.
That's great.
SPEAKER_04 (37:43):
Robbie, what do you think?
You you you said talk about somegood things you've done.
What are some good things you'vedone, but from you?
What do you think your goodthings are?
I'm interested.
SPEAKER_03 (37:52):
Uh I I I have a very good shot, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_07 (37:56):
Uh shot.
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
He has a very good shot um uhwith firearms and the crossbow
we learned last time.
Right?
SPEAKER_03 (38:04):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (38:06):
Very humble.
SPEAKER_03 (38:07):
Or if we're talking about like very close to the
target.
SPEAKER_07 (38:11):
Well, with the crossbow, yeah.
But yeah, with the crossbow.
I I know, I just said with thecrossbow.
Um, I know that you I are yourunning the podcast?
Do you have the board in frontof you?
Hmm.
All right.
So no, you were uh with the withthe rifle, the 202 rifle, um,
(38:34):
really, I think it was probablythirty Glamour you were there,
30, 40 feet.
Yeah.
Pretty I mean good distance.
SPEAKER_04 (38:40):
Yes, it was.
SPEAKER_07 (38:41):
You were blowing that thing to hell.
SPEAKER_04 (38:43):
You really was.
SPEAKER_07 (38:44):
Yeah.
Really good natural shot, whichof people that don't uh
necessarily shoot, it's hard toshoot accurately consistently.
Yes.
And he has never had to havebeen taught.
He's just has he's just done it.
SPEAKER_03 (38:59):
Yeah, I was like after one second of holding the
gun, I feel like a peasant atthe start of it then just turned
to a master after shootingbottom.
SPEAKER_04 (39:09):
Is that right?
Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_07 (39:10):
Did we add humility to a little bit?
SPEAKER_04 (39:11):
Yeah, humility needs to be the top one.
SPEAKER_07 (39:13):
Very humble.
SPEAKER_06 (39:15):
I can't help you, Robbie.
Because he just keeps on diggingthat hole deeper and deeper.
Oh, I thought you were gonna saybecause it was the big word, but
yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (39:29):
Yeah, dude, that's pretty bad if you've if you've
gone so far off the track, so tospeak, that even Mark's not
willing to do that.
SPEAKER_04 (39:36):
Yeah, that's really bad.
I just realized that's reallybad.
SPEAKER_03 (39:39):
Speaking of that, uh one time uh I was shooting the
uh the sawdown shotgun.
Yeah, then we hear this othergun shot in a distance, and then
Ryan uh says that's gotta beMark for sure.
SPEAKER_06 (39:56):
Who was it?
SPEAKER_03 (39:58):
Mark?
SPEAKER_06 (39:59):
No, who then who shot it?
No, no, no, no.
You said the wrong thing again,Robbie.
It's not it.
It's not Ryan, it's not Ryan,it's Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_07 (40:10):
Uh Uncle Ryan.
I think uh we're gonna take it.
It's at least for now, it's hisRoyal Highness Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_03 (40:19):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_07 (40:22):
All right.
SPEAKER_03 (40:22):
Uh Royal Highness said that must be Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (40:26):
Yeah, just say the Royal Highness thing.
I really like that.
Yes, so we you were shooting,and and for the listeners, we
are not irresponsible.
It was not a sawed-off shotgun.
It was a uh low gauge.
Yes, it was a low gauge 410double barrel shotgun.
Uh so you shot it, and then Isaid, What or what so you heard
(40:50):
another gunshot, right?
And I said it must be Mark,right?
SPEAKER_03 (40:52):
Yeah, there's a uh another gunshot on the distance.
SPEAKER_07 (40:57):
Yeah, and so that was that your story?
SPEAKER_03 (40:59):
Yeah, Mark, did you actually gun?
SPEAKER_07 (41:02):
Oh, say that again Mark.
SPEAKER_06 (41:06):
Yeah, but yeah, I was I was shooting my gun.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (41:12):
Because I want to know who that was.
SPEAKER_07 (41:15):
You knew you knew it was him.
SPEAKER_03 (41:17):
I I didn't know if it was actually him.
SPEAKER_04 (41:20):
His highness told you it was.
SPEAKER_07 (41:21):
Well, I did now, but no, I'll I think you may have
just forgotten, Robbie, becauseuh, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
Short-term memory loss.
This would be a little like me.
Okay, and I was trying not to gothere, Mark.
Um do you want to just likefight with Mark for a minute?
No.
No, I'll tell you what happenedactually, because uh you you we
(41:42):
started shooting that shotgun,we were kind of taking turns,
and then Mark across the road,he was shooting, I think, his
handgun.
And that's because Rob, yourdad's Oh, I thought he he was
shooting the the old uh riflethat he had.
No, he wasn't.
Um but that was yeah, that wascool.
You remember that.
Oh, he uh, by the way, you foundthe ammunition for it, Mark,
(42:03):
right?
Yes, and he said that he saidnext time you're out, he he'll
let you shoot it.
SPEAKER_02 (42:10):
Yeah, after you learn how to shift gears in the
Jeep.
SPEAKER_06 (42:15):
So when you're 21.
So when you're 21, you'll beable to shoot that gun, Robbie.
SPEAKER_03 (42:21):
Excuse me?
I'm the master of guns here.
SPEAKER_06 (42:25):
Yeah, but not the master of shiftaries.
SPEAKER_03 (42:26):
If I can shoot a double barrel shotgun, a pistol,
and a rifle, I can shoot anolder rifle, but if we can't
nobody's questioning yourmastery of firearms, yeah, you
can't shift.
SPEAKER_07 (42:36):
Yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (42:37):
It's all it's all based on you can't shift.
Welcome to the podcast.
Yeah, he's Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (42:44):
He's RJ.
SPEAKER_02 (42:46):
I've got some insanity.
SPEAKER_07 (42:48):
Oh my goodness.
No, here back to that you'reshooting the thing.
Because it was funny.
Um, uh, so Mark was shooting hishandgun, and your dad, he said,
he goes, Oh, Mark, that fuckingone upper.
He's gonna shoot his gun.
And we all were kind of laughingabout it.
So I think at the time you knewit was Mark, and I'll tell you
how you remember how you when wepull both triggers and be like
(43:09):
that boop, boop, boop, boop, bigboom.
SPEAKER_03 (43:11):
Yeah, that that reflection shot, like boom.
SPEAKER_07 (43:14):
Yeah, it was crazy.
Uh, I just remember you shotlast and kind of Mark was
shooting here and there betweenus shooting, and then when you
shot the last time you did withboth both barrels, of course, we
were there helping you bracethis so it wasn't dangerous.
Um, but you shot both barrels,huge boom.
A few seconds later, you go,Well, that shot Mark up.
SPEAKER_03 (43:39):
Did he say that or did I say that?
SPEAKER_07 (43:41):
You said that.
SPEAKER_04 (43:43):
Boy, you're funny, aren't you?
You're hilarious.
SPEAKER_07 (43:46):
Yeah, kill yourself.
The great thing about having apoor memory is you can crack
yourself up over and over.
That's right.
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (43:53):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (43:56):
Um hey, bud, this is this has been a lot of fun.
Um, I'm glad.
We got you on.
We're we're pretty much out oftime though.
Um I think there's a lot ofthere's a lot of fun stories
that uh people probably love tohear.
So I'm sure we'll have you onagain.
Um do you as uh do you want tohelp me mess with your dad a
little bit before we let you go?
SPEAKER_03 (44:17):
Uh I don't know if my dad might have the time, but
he he's been in a big uh alittle cranky mood tonight.
SPEAKER_07 (44:24):
Oh he has?
SPEAKER_03 (44:25):
Uh yeah, with uh with Kai.
SPEAKER_07 (44:28):
Oh, perfect.
So here's what we're gonna do.
SPEAKER_03 (44:31):
Oh, perfect.
SPEAKER_07 (44:32):
Here's what we're gonna do, okay?
Um You're gonna You're gonna gotake in the phone and be like,
hey, uh hey, I was just on thepodcast and Uncle Ryan wants you
to get on the podcast now.
Okay.
And then after a few secondsI'll be like, oh well, sorry
Rob, we just ran out of time.
I'm gonna drop him.
(44:55):
Yeah, let's walk out again.
You just walk up to you findyour dad and say, hey, uh, Uncle
Ryan wants to talk to you on thepodcast.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (45:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (45:03):
Yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_03 (45:04):
And then hand him the phone.
Then hand him the phone.
SPEAKER_07 (45:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (45:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (45:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (45:10):
I don't know if he's sleeping or not.
SPEAKER_07 (45:12):
Uh yeah.
Well if he is, then I think youhave a contender for.
What?
SPEAKER_03 (45:30):
Uh he's asleep.
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (45:32):
Alright, well, uh go get a broom or something.
No, no, no.
Uh go back to wherever you wereso you don't.
SPEAKER_03 (45:42):
We'll grab a truck guy stuck in the light.
SPEAKER_07 (45:44):
Yeah, go back to your room so you don't wake him
up.
Uh yeah, so we'll we'll messwith your dad another time.
Uh you know, you and I just bothlove it so much.
Uh messing with your poor dad.
SPEAKER_03 (45:54):
But yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (45:55):
Alright, but this was a lot of fun.
Yeah, we were out of time, sowe're gonna have to wrap the
show up.
Uh so we have to let you go.
SPEAKER_03 (46:02):
Alright.
Uh it's nice to be on thepodcast.
Maybe I could be coming.
SPEAKER_07 (46:07):
Yeah, we'll we'll sit down and we'll see.
We'll evaluate your performance.
SPEAKER_06 (46:10):
We'll just see what our two listeners say.
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (46:15):
Uh when will this uh episode be released?
SPEAKER_06 (46:20):
Um, wow.
On the day it's released,Robbie.
Correct.
SPEAKER_03 (46:24):
It's like it's kind of like the it's kind of
calendar date, Mark.
A day.
SPEAKER_06 (46:28):
Robbie, it's like the internet.
When Uncle Ryan gets around toit, he'll turn it back on.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (46:34):
Oh.
SPEAKER_06 (46:36):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_03 (46:37):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04 (46:38):
Nobody remembers that.
SPEAKER_03 (46:41):
Like, do you have to edit it all that?
SPEAKER_07 (46:43):
Uh uh yeah.
I mean what what's your what isyour expectation that like I hit
the stop button here and it getspublished?
SPEAKER_03 (46:52):
Well, oh yeah, I want to hear why you're gonna.
SPEAKER_07 (46:54):
You have to beat around the bush, you could just
ask to hear it.
So ask.
SPEAKER_03 (47:00):
It was nice uh talking to you guys and
squirrel.
SPEAKER_07 (47:04):
Squirrel.
Yeah, um, uh it was greattalking to you too.
Um I I'm gonna give you theopportunity to give one last
barb or something to Mark if youwant.
SPEAKER_03 (47:14):
Hey uh, Mark.
Yeah, but nice shooting.
SPEAKER_07 (47:18):
Uh, thank you, sir.
I appreciate it.
That was cute.
Very very nicely done.
Uh Glena, say bye or anything toRobbie.
SPEAKER_04 (47:26):
Yes, bye Robbie.
Thank you for being on thepodcast.
I loved listening to you laugh.
You have a great laugh.
SPEAKER_03 (47:33):
I loved uh listening to you too.
I love being on this podcast,but uh I wish I could be on the
again.
SPEAKER_04 (47:41):
You're natural.
SPEAKER_06 (47:42):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (47:42):
Maybe maybe I can bring uh a guy with me.
That'd be nice of you.
SPEAKER_06 (47:47):
We don't know if we want him on the podcast yet or
not, to be truthful.
SPEAKER_03 (47:50):
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
SPEAKER_07 (47:52):
Yeah.
Well, with regard to that,definitely, you know, tomorrow
or if he wakes up later, nexttime you see him, just just make
sure he knows that you were onpodcast for a full episode and
he had and he wasn't.
Alright, bud.
Uh have a good night.
SPEAKER_04 (48:13):
All right.
SPEAKER_07 (48:13):
Night, Robbie.
SPEAKER_04 (48:14):
Night, love you.
SPEAKER_03 (48:15):
Bye.
Bye too.
SPEAKER_07 (48:17):
Love you too, your highness.
SPEAKER_03 (48:19):
Uh love you too, your highness.
SPEAKER_07 (48:25):
That was fun.
It was.
That was a blast.
I don't think we need youanymore, Mark, because one of
your big things is you have agreat laugh.
See, it is.
I love it, but I think we founda better one.
SPEAKER_06 (48:36):
Yeah.
13-year-old kid just took myjob.
SPEAKER_07 (48:39):
Right?
Oh, not the first time, huh?
No, uh-uh.
Well, uh, yeah, we are way overtime.
Um, so yeah, we're gonna have toduck out of here.
Mom, I'll give you last words ifyou'd like.
SPEAKER_04 (48:52):
Thank you so much for letting me be a part of
this.
SPEAKER_07 (48:54):
Are you even more proud now having your grandson
on here?
And uh well, probably notbecause he's a f- Well hold on,
because he's a liar and heswears.
Calls me by my first name.
SPEAKER_04 (49:06):
That's right.
SPEAKER_07 (49:07):
He swears.
SPEAKER_04 (49:08):
Actually, it was really fun.
SPEAKER_07 (49:09):
It really was.
So much fun.
Yeah, he's a great kid.
He really is.
Little man now.
SPEAKER_04 (49:14):
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (49:14):
And I I know now, I wasn't sure what we were gonna
get.
Because we've I mean, kind ofputting him on the spot.
Uh people are gonna love it.
People are gonna love him.
SPEAKER_01 (49:23):
Yep.
SPEAKER_07 (49:24):
So this may end up being called Three Gay Cowboys.
SPEAKER_01 (49:29):
Oh, that'd be a great episode.
SPEAKER_07 (49:31):
Yeah.
Or maybe we'll just be calledone gay cowboy because he'll
take over.
We'll just be like, uh, are yourlevels good, sir?
All right, well, that's it, andsuper good time.
Catch y'all later.
Have a going.
SPEAKER_06 (49:55):
Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered.
Uh, just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
setcenter.live, or on Facebookat SetCenterLive.
Uh, we'll maybe post some littlestupid videos that we've done,
stuff like that as we keep ongoing.
And also, we talk a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch.
(50:17):
And you can we'll post picturesof them.
We'll see how it goes.
Let us know.
Have a good one.
Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and Sun.
Uh Margin.
I'm Mark.
You think one time like I couldbe Mark?
Would that be weird?
SPEAKER_06 (00:17):
Uh no.
I mean it's a pretty cool placeto be.
SPEAKER_07 (00:23):
Mark?
Yeah.
It's not bad.
I'm just gonna mark that in theaudio and take it out.
Uh and uh once again in studio,um, listening and watching in is
is my mother uh visiting fromArizona.
Uh feels like she'd been hereabout a month.
If you'll get the how manyepisodes she'd been on.
(00:44):
Uh but yeah, I think she's Ithink she's enjoying it.
Not to speak for her, but uh no,you don't have to.
Oh my god, you're unmuted.
Oh shit.
We're messing with a board whenI was in here.
Yeah, you know.
Um I could have been doingsomething useful like uh getting
rid of Harley.
SPEAKER_04 (01:04):
I did do that.
SPEAKER_07 (01:05):
Uh and yet squeaks out.
SPEAKER_04 (01:08):
Well, I didn't get rid of him permanently.
SPEAKER_07 (01:10):
That's what I meant.
SPEAKER_04 (01:11):
Yeah, oh sorry.
I missed that.
SPEAKER_07 (01:13):
So welcome back to the podcast.
Um, you again before this one,you watched us do another one.
SPEAKER_04 (01:21):
I did.
SPEAKER_07 (01:22):
And did you just about lose your damn mind like I
did?
SPEAKER_04 (01:25):
Well, it was kind of fun watching you just about lose
your mind.
No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_07 (01:30):
Oh, I can't.
SPEAKER_04 (01:30):
I understood what was going on, I just couldn't
say anything.
SPEAKER_07 (01:33):
That I think I I think I probably knew that you
probably did, and that made itworse for me.
Probably.
Oh, Mark.
What?
Oh, Mark.
Oh Mark.
SPEAKER_04 (01:43):
All together now.
Oh, Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (01:45):
Yeah.
Uh yeah.
Those of you who listen to allthe episodes and uh have
listened to the previous episodewill know exactly what I'm
talking about.
Unless uh at some point duringthat you you did what I wanted
to do, which was rip yourheadphones off, throw them
across the room, or maybe beatMark with your microphone.
SPEAKER_06 (02:07):
Don't tempt me.
SPEAKER_07 (02:09):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (02:10):
To beat yourself?
SPEAKER_06 (02:11):
Easy now.
Easy.
SPEAKER_04 (02:13):
Mark.
Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (02:15):
Mark.
Can we let's let's let's try.
You know, can we try to havelike a clean let's let's talk
about uh something different,Mark.
Okay, let's go for it.
Yeah, so my mom was helping mewith the water, like the raptor
pen, right?
Right.
One of the things was get thewater thing working, and there's
a couple leaks.
So when you when you came intonight and you walked up on the
(02:36):
deck, the first thing he said tome is like, why is your big cock
sitting on the table?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh simple explanation though, isI I had to, you know, seal a
water leak over there, and Ineeded I needed cock.
And like I told you, I said I Iwas in the mood for big cock on
this particular occasion.
SPEAKER_06 (02:57):
See ya you see you cut a bigger hole in it then,
right?
To get more cock out.
SPEAKER_07 (03:01):
Well, you just push harder, actually.
Oh, yeah, okay.
I actually have this vibrant orthis uh battery-powered thing
that it uh really squeezes thatcock.
So I mean it comes right out.
I it's one of those things whereit it takes a while, you kind of
have to keep going, keep going,and then all of a sudden it just
shoots right out of there.
SPEAKER_04 (03:20):
Are we gonna talk about lucky again?
I hope not.
SPEAKER_06 (03:23):
I was just wondering if the cock gun made a face when
it before it before you squeezethe trigger.
SPEAKER_07 (03:30):
Um okay.
No, and back to what you said,Mom, was uh first of all, the
last time you mentioned Lucky, Iwas trying to do everything in
my power to not have you livethrough that and you went there.
SPEAKER_04 (03:44):
I know, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_07 (03:46):
Secondly, uh the gentleman, me and Mark, who are
normally idiots, but we had agentleman's agreement that we
weren't gonna talk about Lucky'sgiant cock anymore on this
podcast.
Right?
Yeah, I guess I didn't know.
Well, uh before you were here,observing.
Though, to be fair, you did notnecessarily agree to that as a
(04:06):
podcast guest.
Correct.
You were an observer.
Correct.
So just Lucky's dick all nightlong, if you want.
SPEAKER_04 (04:13):
You know, just do with it.
It all spales.
SPEAKER_06 (04:18):
You know, I actually had a buddy of mine that listens
to that, listens to this poppodcast with uh Beach Bum
Leather that says, I can'tbelieve that you guys went
there.
SPEAKER_07 (04:27):
Beach bum leather?
SPEAKER_06 (04:28):
Yeah, that's what he does on a side thing.
I didn't want to say his name,so I just what he what he calls
his went where?
Where did I go?
SPEAKER_04 (04:38):
Where did you said your buddy was amazed when we
went there?
SPEAKER_07 (04:41):
Well, hold on, let's pause.
Do you see my struggle, Mom?
I do, honey.
I'm so sorry.
And you actually welcome toChristina's Warway.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (04:49):
Sorry, Christina.
SPEAKER_07 (04:51):
It is my struggle, or mine comp for so not to
overstate it at all.
Yeah.
I don't want to be dramatic.
SPEAKER_04 (04:59):
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (05:00):
Uh no, he said your guy with the rawhide thing, or I
can't remember what you said,but he said, I can't believe you
guys went there.
Where do we go?
Uh talking about Lucky's parts.
Oh, that was so like diplomatichow you put that.
SPEAKER_06 (05:14):
Well, you said we had to clean it up a little bit.
SPEAKER_07 (05:16):
Uh yeah, sorry.
SPEAKER_06 (05:18):
And then your mom goes, Lucky stick.
Exactly.
SPEAKER_04 (05:20):
I don't believe did I actually use that word?
SPEAKER_07 (05:23):
Uh I I actually don't remember.
But I will defer to Mark onmemory-related things generally,
so I'm gonna say you did.
SPEAKER_04 (05:31):
Okay.
Yeah.
I apologize.
SPEAKER_07 (05:33):
Right.
So yeah, I mean, I'll be honest,I can't believe we went there
either.
However, uh, when you're talkingabout salient details, it's it's
highly relevant to the ranch.
SPEAKER_04 (05:45):
Yes.
It is?
How?
SPEAKER_07 (05:48):
How so something we have to deal with.
It's there.
Nobody knows.
And we yeah, there you go.
It's there, and uh sometimes youhave to be aware when he gets
his humpy ears.
Oh that it might come out, andyou need to like say no and make
no stop.
Yeah, you had still haven't seenit.
Thank God.
Yeah, if you do, you willunderstand why it comes up.
(06:11):
Oh, jeez.
SPEAKER_01 (06:12):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (06:16):
I was Mark is still in the studio, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh but you're phrasing there.
SPEAKER_06 (06:21):
I love when you're here, ma'am, because you just
take it away from me.
By the way, Ryan's mom does notlike me calling her ma'am.
Yes, that's true.
That is true.
SPEAKER_04 (06:31):
So shall we keep track of how many times he calls
me ma'am during this podcastalone?
SPEAKER_07 (06:35):
No, because then he'll just do that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Or I won't.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Um, no, and you know what, Mark,props props for you on uh
telling the listeners uh that'sjust sort of a recap, right?
Because like we talked about,not everybody listens to every
episode, and sometimes we gottagive background on things.
(06:57):
So I appreciate you lettingpeople know that uh like how
basically that you were being adick when you called her.
Yeah.
Um Robbie.
We were talking about Robbiebefore we came in here, all of
(07:18):
us.
Yes.
Uh and Robbie Robbie has wantedto be on the podcast.
He he says he really likes thepodcast.
I don't believe he's listened toany of it, but probably not.
Yeah, he says he likes it.
And people that have listenedknow that Robbie is a hoot and a
half and just a lot of fun.
And uh, you know, this if I'mdoing my math right, I think
(07:41):
this may be our tenth episode.
So maybe as a special occasion.
Should we see if we can getRobbie on the pod?
SPEAKER_06 (07:48):
We should, but should I I think so, but we for
those that don't listen to everyepisode, who is Robbie?
SPEAKER_07 (07:55):
So that's gonna be your thing now.
Um just kidding.
That's a good question.
Um, who is Robbie?
That's a deep a little bundle ofdelight.
He is uh Robly uh well I thinkpeople who have listened to all
the episodes probably piece ittogether, but Robbie's my
(08:17):
nephew.
Um his name is Robbie.
And for those of you who listen,again, to piece it together is
the son of my brother Rob, um,my younger brother.
And he I've I've been fortunateenough to spend um a lot of time
with Robbie out here on theranch.
Uh and he and he loves it outhere on the ranch.
(08:38):
And so because my whole familyloves it, uh he's come out here
with his dad several times, hecame out here with my mom, uh,
and he's always he's alwayslooking forward to the next
trip.
And it's always a lot of fun.
And we all I mean we always talkabout the Robbie stories, and uh
so that's Robbie.
(08:59):
Um, how'd I do with that?
He did good.
I appreciate it.
SPEAKER_06 (09:01):
Anything you want to add?
No, uh-uh.
I think he's a great funny kid.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (09:06):
One thing I think you left out that's very
important, and that is that he's13 years old.
SPEAKER_07 (09:11):
Yes.
Uh is that I'm very important.
SPEAKER_04 (09:15):
Anybody that's ever had children have been around a
13-year-old.
SPEAKER_07 (09:19):
Well, yeah, that's a fair point.
Like, so he's at an age where,you know, uh he's kinda going
from kid into a little man, andit's uh really all joking aside,
which we joke all we give him alot of shit, but all joking
aside, he's turning into areally cool l little man.
SPEAKER_04 (09:38):
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (09:39):
Yep, yeah.
So we'll see if we can get himon here.
Let's see.
I've uh now.
Let me let me let me get alittle more background on
Robbie.
Uh he hardly ever answers mytext or phone calls.
Um so this is this is a thousandpercent a crapsheet right here.
But we'll see if we can see ifhe'll answer the phone uh and
(10:02):
kind of go from there.
I just have to remember how touse the phone again.
Uh it's number six over here.
And it's unmuted, I believe.
And yeah, all right.
You're not gonna do your deadair thing again.
No, uh uh uh it's always myfault.
It wasn't.
(10:22):
That was I compliment.
Well, no, I actually didn't thattime.
Oh, there was one time where youmade just a sound or something.
I'm like, thanks for filling thedead air bud.
Yeah, that's what I'm here for.
Dead air is filling.
Okay.
Um, and uh also, mom, I I thinka fun thing we talked about
doing is like we're notnecessarily gonna tell him that
(10:44):
you're here.
Right.
And for those of you who aredoing the math on this, that
would be his grandmother,glamma.
Yes.
So his glamma will be in theroom with a mic uh to keep him
in line, though he won't knowthat going into poor little guy.
I know.
Here we go.
(11:05):
Hear that?
Yep.
I do.
Okay.
Hello?
Hi.
Oh, hey, I called the wrongnumber.
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (11:17):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (11:18):
Alright, I'll talk to you later.
Bye, Rob.
SPEAKER_05 (11:23):
Okay.
Jesus.
I just I saw that was Robbie'sdad for anybody that didn't know
Rob Robbie.
SPEAKER_04 (11:32):
Yeah.
Is it my turn?
SPEAKER_07 (11:34):
So so that's Rob.
Yeah.
You all heard uh Hughes on aprevious episode uh for about
that long, actually.
Yeah.
So we got cut off.
All right, uh, you know, it'sreally inconvenient you named
his son the same as him.
SPEAKER_03 (11:47):
It is.
SPEAKER_07 (11:48):
Alright, here we go.
Rob's gonna be so mad if hehears Robbie's phone.
SPEAKER_03 (11:52):
Hey.
SPEAKER_07 (11:53):
Hey, what's up?
SPEAKER_01 (11:54):
Hey, what's up?
SPEAKER_03 (11:55):
So you said like an hour ago uh what hold on, let me
see it.
Oh, he said, uh, is your phonecharged?
And I said, yep, 52, and youdidn't answer back.
SPEAKER_06 (12:11):
Are you still at 52, Robbie?
SPEAKER_03 (12:14):
It's at 65 now.
SPEAKER_06 (12:16):
Oh, good, good.
SPEAKER_07 (12:16):
Oh, good, good.
Okay.
Oh, Robbie, are you speaking?
SPEAKER_03 (12:21):
Robbie, are you on speaker?
No.
SPEAKER_07 (12:24):
Okay.
Um hold on, just hold on for asecond.
SPEAKER_03 (12:29):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (12:31):
Uh mute that, I think.
I think can you hear me, Robbie?
SPEAKER_03 (12:36):
Can you hear me, Robbie?
Yeah, I can still hear you.
SPEAKER_07 (12:38):
But it's not echoing now, right?
With him muted.
Yeah, I know.
I've necessarily talked to you.
SPEAKER_03 (12:45):
You want me to pull on the speakers?
SPEAKER_07 (12:47):
No, no, just chill for a second, but let me try to
figure out what's going on here.
What's going on here?
Um let me call you back.
Let me call you back.
SPEAKER_01 (12:57):
Alright.
unknown (12:57):
Alright.
It's weird.
SPEAKER_06 (13:00):
Now he's running out of rock.
SPEAKER_05 (13:04):
Did you hear up, Robbie?
Did you have up, Robbie?
SPEAKER_02 (13:06):
No.
unknown (13:06):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (13:09):
Hold on.
SPEAKER_05 (13:10):
Hold on.
SPEAKER_07 (13:11):
Okay, can you hear me now, Robbie?
Hello?
I don't know if he he hung up oroh, he's still there.
Okay, so it's this one, I guess.
Why is it echoing?
SPEAKER_03 (13:23):
Speaker right now.
SPEAKER_07 (13:24):
What?
SPEAKER_03 (13:25):
For me, it sounds like I'm hearing through your
speaker.
SPEAKER_07 (13:28):
Oh, yeah.
Uh what's going on here?
Um headphones or anything.
SPEAKER_03 (13:39):
No.
SPEAKER_07 (13:39):
Okay.
I'll I'm gonna call you back.
I'm gonna call you back.
Hang up.
SPEAKER_03 (13:46):
Okay, I'll hang up.
SPEAKER_07 (13:47):
Thank you.
It's the big red button.
unknown (13:54):
What the heck?
SPEAKER_04 (13:55):
I don't know.
That was everybody was hearingthat words.
SPEAKER_06 (13:57):
Yeah, but we didn't hear it with we didn't hear it
with Rob.
SPEAKER_04 (14:00):
Yeah, just with Ryan or whoever talked.
SPEAKER_06 (14:03):
Yeah.
Too many R's in your life, huh?
SPEAKER_07 (14:09):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Robbie might be doingsomething.
Well, I don't know.
Just like he says it's not onspeaker, but you know, I don't
know.
SPEAKER_04 (14:19):
Uh does he know what you mean when you say speaker?
Maybe he thinks you're talkingabout speakers.
SPEAKER_07 (14:24):
Oh my god, probably.
Okay, let's try this again.
You're probably right.
Now, here's the thing,listeners.
I'm not uh a mean uncle.
Robbie is uh one of the smartestkids I've ever met.
I can be a little bit of anairhead sometimes.
So that's whatever.
Okay.
(14:45):
We'll try this again.
SPEAKER_03 (14:50):
All right.
SPEAKER_07 (14:52):
Hey.
SPEAKER_03 (14:53):
Now it doesn't sound like I'm trying to be a speaker.
SPEAKER_07 (14:57):
Yeah, uh well, we've solved one problem.
Uh hold on.
SPEAKER_03 (15:03):
What is happening?
SPEAKER_07 (15:04):
I'm talking to you.
Just give me a second, okay?
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
All right.
You can hear me?
Yeah.
Okay, so you were onspeakerphone last time, weren't
you?
SPEAKER_03 (15:15):
No, I wasn't.
I said it sounded like I waslike I was listening through a
speaker.
SPEAKER_07 (15:22):
Okay, uh uh agree to disagree.
Um Do you know I called you theepisode?
Yes.
So C is smart.
Yeah.
There's your buddy Mark.
What's up, Robbie?
SPEAKER_03 (15:36):
What's up, Mark?
SPEAKER_07 (15:38):
Not much, bud.
What do you what are you doingright now, bud?
Did you have a plan?
Um uh we were just talking abouthow you really wanted to be on
the podcast, right?
And you're excited about it,right?
SPEAKER_03 (15:49):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (15:50):
And you really like the podcast, right?
SPEAKER_03 (15:52):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07 (15:52):
And you've listened to how many episodes?
SPEAKER_03 (15:57):
Uh like about two.
SPEAKER_07 (15:59):
Okay.
Yeah.
I was just kind of messingaround with you.
Um, so what uh did you have uhin mind what you want to talk
about?
SPEAKER_03 (16:09):
Like uh like some fails I had.
You some mess-ups.
Failed?
Yeah.
No.
Like uh mess ups.
SPEAKER_06 (16:16):
You've never messed up.
Listen to that voice start tocrack.
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (16:21):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (16:21):
Like what have you ever messed up?
SPEAKER_03 (16:24):
Uh there's this one time when I was at the pond,
like you were uh like away for abit.
And uh you gave me this new rod.
It was uh like red and all that.
Yeah, the fishing rod, yeah.
Okay.
And I got stuck in the weeds.
Then I tried to pull it out,like pulling the rod, and then I
(16:46):
snapped it in half.
SPEAKER_06 (16:49):
So you broke the new r new fishing pole?
SPEAKER_01 (16:52):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (16:53):
Out of boy.
Out of boy.
SPEAKER_07 (16:56):
I'm gonna I'm gonna call bullshit on you because I
recall you were fishing withsaid rod and you got a little
frustrated and slammed it intothe ground and broke it.
SPEAKER_03 (17:07):
Uh no, he was he was away with Kai, like in the Sabai
Sab nearby uh lake in the fort.
SPEAKER_07 (17:17):
No, I'm talking about you.
SPEAKER_03 (17:19):
I heard that I thought you'd Yeah, yeah, I was
nearby the lake.
SPEAKER_07 (17:22):
Okay, did you change the subject on me?
I'm saying you didn't it didn'tget broken caught in the weeds.
You got frustrated and yeah,yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (17:29):
I I was I said he caught he got caught in the
weeds.
SPEAKER_06 (17:32):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (17:33):
Then I got frustrated.
Well that I broke it in thehalf.
SPEAKER_06 (17:36):
Oh, then he broke it in half.
Okay, now I get it.
Yeah, uh am I the only one who'shearing a completely different
story right now, Mark?
Uh yeah.
No, actually, I I I see whereRobbie's changing his story a
little bit.
Yeah, yeah, he didn't want hedidn't want you to remember that
he messed up and he broke it.
SPEAKER_07 (17:54):
Yeah.
Uh I thought you could put oneover on me, bud.
Um is this how you want tointroduce yourself to uh to
America and the world?
And the world.
SPEAKER_06 (18:04):
Hey Robbie, you gotta do me one favor.
Yeah, well, you need Hey, onceonce we get done, you need to go
out there and tell your dad thatyou were on the podcast before
him.
SPEAKER_03 (18:14):
Oh, okay.
Suck it.
SPEAKER_07 (18:22):
You know, are you where are you in your room right
now?
SPEAKER_03 (18:26):
Yeah, I am.
SPEAKER_07 (18:27):
Okay, where's your dad?
SPEAKER_03 (18:29):
I think my dad is probably outside in the kitchen
right now or uh in his bedroom.
SPEAKER_07 (18:35):
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it'd be funny.
SPEAKER_03 (18:36):
Oh, tell him right after someone.
SPEAKER_07 (18:38):
Yeah, I was gonna say it'd be funny to just walk
through the house, you know, andas you talk to us, and when he
asked you screaming at the topof my logs, I'm almost on the
podcast.
SPEAKER_03 (18:46):
I was on the podcast.
SPEAKER_06 (18:47):
And stomping.
Don't forget you're stomping.
SPEAKER_07 (18:50):
You gotta be really casual.
SPEAKER_03 (18:51):
Just walk through the podcast.
SPEAKER_07 (18:54):
Yeah, and then when your dad asks you, wait, who are
you on the phone with?
Like, uh, I'm sorry, sorry, dad,I can't talk right now.
I'm on the podcast.
Robbie gets such a boot out ofmessing with his dad.
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03 (19:12):
Like uh just two minutes ago, I I walked into the
kitchen to throw away uh one ofmy like a piece of food that I
just ate, and I walk up rightbehind him while he's doing
something.
I go to the side of him, andthen I absolutely scare the crap
(19:32):
out of him.
The the glee in your voice me inthe back of the head as well.
SPEAKER_07 (19:38):
Yeah, undeservedly, yeah.
That is funny though, or asRobbie would say, some good
shit.
SPEAKER_06 (19:50):
Uh we gotta have him on here all the time.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (19:55):
You know, at least you bring something to the to
the table, Mark.
SPEAKER_03 (19:58):
Yeah.
I'll bring a lot to the table.
SPEAKER_06 (20:01):
Thanks for covering for me, Robbie.
SPEAKER_07 (20:06):
Oh my god.
What uh what other what othershit did you in trouble or I'm
sorry, not trouble, but mess up.
You know, you know I expect youhave a whole list of Robbie
failures you want to talk about,right?
SPEAKER_03 (20:19):
Well, um I noticed one time when not.
Ryan, you probably will knowthis.
SPEAKER_07 (20:25):
Um, hey, now we're about to with uh with uh hi just
because you're aninternationally famous podcast
guest now, it doesn't mean I'mnot still Uncle.
SPEAKER_06 (20:41):
Um Uncle Ryan.
He hit 13, he no longer has tocall you Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_03 (20:47):
Oh, okay, okay.
I just gotta call you Ryan then.
SPEAKER_06 (20:49):
No, sir.
No, sir.
Nope, Uncle Ryan.
Uh it's respect because he'sold.
SPEAKER_03 (20:54):
It's Sir Ryan the Third now.
SPEAKER_07 (20:56):
I'm I'm fine with that too.
Uncle or that.
SPEAKER_03 (21:01):
It's Sir Ryan III.
SPEAKER_07 (21:03):
Okay.
Sir Ryan III.
Yeah.
Uh okay.
What was your story?
SPEAKER_03 (21:09):
Well, this relates to you, Ryan.
Um got that.
You already know this.
Um I'm in the deep with Kai andall that.
SPEAKER_07 (21:18):
The deep?
SPEAKER_03 (21:19):
Uh I'm playing uh playing song and all that, and
then as the drum comes in,you're gonna hit the second gear
and then push it as fast as youcan.
Then it doesn't go on the secondgear.
I'm like, what is happening?
It looks like I was just readingit.
Then you come over, you're like,you don't keep it in first gear
(21:44):
the whole time.
SPEAKER_07 (21:45):
Like he's made me sound so mean.
SPEAKER_06 (21:49):
I don't think so.
For anybody that doesn't know,Robbie has his cool little Jeep
that he needs to talk about, buthe runs it around in first gear
and forgets.
To shift the other gears.
SPEAKER_03 (22:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (22:03):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (22:04):
Is that the story you were talking about when you
like it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you've told two stories andyou've lied in both of them
because you were welcome towelcome to adulthood, Robbie.
SPEAKER_03 (22:27):
No, no, no, no, no.
What I'm trying to say is thatit was in first gear for a very
long time.
SPEAKER_07 (22:32):
I understand that part.
SPEAKER_03 (22:34):
And I was trying to play a song that had a very hard
drop in it, and then once thatcame, I was getting put in
second gear and then rev like godown really fast.
SPEAKER_01 (22:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (22:47):
And I try to change the gear in it, and then it just
stops.
SPEAKER_07 (22:52):
Right.
Two things.
What song?
SPEAKER_03 (22:55):
Uh 8011 Oklahoma.
SPEAKER_07 (22:57):
Good man.
Uh second thing.
If your version of the story istr is to be believed, then that
would be the first time you everattempted to shift out of first
gear.
SPEAKER_03 (23:12):
Silence.
SPEAKER_06 (23:16):
That's how I always knew that Robbie was coming over
to the property and it's a Jeep.
You could hear it like we hearyou from all across the ranch.
SPEAKER_03 (23:27):
You just hear the loud sound of and we'd always
sit there like on shift.
SPEAKER_07 (23:32):
Shift.
Come on, shift.
SPEAKER_03 (23:33):
Oh boy, here she comes.
SPEAKER_07 (23:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you almost broke that damnJeep without because you didn't
shift.
SPEAKER_03 (23:40):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (23:42):
Yeah.
But you'll shift next time youcome out, right?
SPEAKER_03 (23:45):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (23:46):
Lie number three.
Oh.
Oh.
SPEAKER_02 (23:51):
I make still a box.
That was good.
Yeah.
Walked right into that one.
SPEAKER_03 (24:01):
The good part about it is that me and Ryan uh all
the time we just talk on theporch for hours and hours on
end.
SPEAKER_07 (24:09):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (24:09):
For for like until like dawn.
SPEAKER_07 (24:13):
Yeah, sometimes thoughts on the world, and you
know you're sort of aphilosophical fella.
Um, I believe you speculated onenight about the origin of
cigarette.
Or uh he moved.
Stop moving.
SPEAKER_03 (24:31):
Um, I say like who made the first cigarette.
Yes, and I said, damn, that'ssome good shit.
Robbie!
SPEAKER_04 (24:39):
Became like the famous What are you saying?
Did you just swear on nationalpodcast?
SPEAKER_02 (24:53):
Where did you come in?
Yeah, where did I come in?
SPEAKER_04 (24:58):
I have a sensor.
SPEAKER_07 (24:59):
Oh hey, Robbie.
SPEAKER_04 (25:00):
We need to add the sensor bar into this.
SPEAKER_07 (25:02):
Oh, because yeah, well, Robbie, there's two
things.
Um, one, oh yeah, glamour'shere.
SPEAKER_04 (25:07):
Hi, Sunny Boy.
Second thing, boom.
SPEAKER_06 (25:12):
I think I can see him glowing from here being so
embarrassed.
Oh, yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_04 (25:17):
Yeah.
As long as I already have youembarrassed, I need to say one
more thing to you, young man.
Oh, you didn't, huh?
Well, you never know where I'llbe, and you never know what I'll
know.
SPEAKER_07 (25:28):
Stick that in your pipe and smoke.
SPEAKER_04 (25:29):
Yeah, I want to tell that's not good.
SPEAKER_03 (25:31):
I forgot when that you were that you were there
with them.
SPEAKER_04 (25:35):
Yeah, I wondered.
But I want to say one more thingand then I'll let you talk with
your Uncle Ryan, and that's whatI wanted to address.
SPEAKER_03 (25:41):
He is not really Ryan this time.
SPEAKER_04 (25:44):
No, he's actually Uncle Ryan.
You know why?
I'm a civilized man now, okay?
No, civilized calls him UncleRyan.
You wouldn't call me by my name.
SPEAKER_07 (25:54):
Men's shift gears.
SPEAKER_04 (25:56):
Yes.
Men's shift gears, that's right.
Okay, so from now on, he's UncleRyan.
That's a very honored role forhim, and you are very honored to
be his nephew, so you refer tohim as Uncle Ryan, okay?
Okay, okay, sweetheart.
SPEAKER_06 (26:11):
You're supposed to say yes, ma'am.
SPEAKER_04 (26:13):
Oh, yes, ma'am.
There you go.
This is getting out of control.
Mark, uh I am here with you inperson.
Yeah.
I know I never got my back toyou.
I'm scared.
You should be.
SPEAKER_06 (26:31):
Back to Robbie, back to Robbie.
SPEAKER_07 (26:39):
Um, yes.
Yeah, so uh you've lied threetimes.
SPEAKER_03 (26:43):
And oh my god.
SPEAKER_07 (26:45):
In front of your grandma.
In front of your glama.
SPEAKER_03 (26:47):
You gotta be kidding me.
SPEAKER_07 (26:49):
And this is well, here's another surprise.
This is actually live on the airright now.
Oh, well, you broke up.
Hello.
SPEAKER_03 (27:01):
Uh little Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_07 (27:03):
Yes, very, very, very, very nice.
No, I said that this is live onthe air.
You didn't know what.
SPEAKER_03 (27:11):
Didn't know that we were live on the air.
Didn't mention it like two timesin a row.
SPEAKER_07 (27:15):
Oh.
SPEAKER_03 (27:16):
International, by the way.
SPEAKER_07 (27:18):
Yes.
unknown (27:18):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (27:19):
You say except for Vietnam.
SPEAKER_07 (27:22):
Yeah, except for Vietnam for technical reasons.
unknown (27:25):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (27:30):
Vietnam.
Technical reason.
SPEAKER_04 (27:36):
That was hilarious, Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_01 (27:38):
Oh, gosh.
SPEAKER_04 (27:39):
Well, thank you.
SPEAKER_07 (27:40):
Yeah.
Um, so uh I I I'm with yourtrack record so far, I'm really
interested in hearing uh uhanother story.
SPEAKER_03 (27:50):
Um see here you only have two stories.
You mean three?
SPEAKER_07 (27:57):
No, well you no the second one was Mark Tracker.
SPEAKER_03 (28:00):
Right now, three.
Right now, three.
SPEAKER_07 (28:01):
No, that wasn't a story though, but three lies.
SPEAKER_03 (28:04):
I kind of was now okay.
SPEAKER_07 (28:06):
We'll call it three stories.
SPEAKER_03 (28:07):
I thought talking when grandma came in.
SPEAKER_07 (28:09):
Oh, well, yeah.
That's a story for everybodyelse.
Oh god.
All right.
Um do you have another story?
SPEAKER_03 (28:21):
I mean, we kinda well we kind of were basing this
whole episode on really becauseI have to have short-term memory
loss.
SPEAKER_07 (28:29):
Yeah.
Short-term memory loss at 13.
Well, you know, he's 13 going on70.
Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_03 (28:36):
Oh, there, there.
Uh you guys are short-circuitedfor a second.
SPEAKER_07 (28:40):
Are you talking to somebody else?
SPEAKER_06 (28:43):
Are you on two podcasts at the same time?
Yeah, he's doing two.
SPEAKER_03 (28:46):
What?
SPEAKER_06 (28:47):
One national, one international.
SPEAKER_03 (28:49):
You guys he's short-circuited.
I'm trying to say I couldn'thear you guys from it.
SPEAKER_07 (28:52):
Okay.
Yeah, we've had a a fewtechnical issues with this phone
call.
Uh I I they're all, I'm prettysure they're all your fault,
though.
Um just um well, uh, so you'velistened to a couple episodes of
the podcast.
Thank you.
I appreciate I appreciate thatyou like it.
SPEAKER_03 (29:13):
Um the bumblebee one, that's for sure.
The b booby.
SPEAKER_07 (29:17):
The bee booby.
SPEAKER_06 (29:21):
Behave.
SPEAKER_07 (29:26):
What uh what what part of that one did you like?
SPEAKER_03 (29:30):
Uh most mainly Mark talking about the B movie,
mostly I guess.
SPEAKER_07 (29:37):
You're just afraid to say you're just afraid to say
bestiality in front of Glamour,aren't you?
SPEAKER_03 (29:45):
It's hard to explain, you know.
SPEAKER_07 (29:47):
Uh no, it was pretty easy to explain, actually.
Uh so we know what word grabbieslooked out.
As long as you say it like that,it's fine because we're not
saying the actual bee word.
We're saying uh yeah, we're notsaying the actual bees.
Yep.
SPEAKER_03 (30:04):
Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about bumblebees,
you know.
SPEAKER_07 (30:06):
Exactly.
Well, no, regular honey bees.
SPEAKER_03 (30:09):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (30:10):
Yeah.
Um, so yeah, I'm glad you enjoyit.
Um I uh it you like the name ofthe podcast?
SPEAKER_03 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (30:19):
That's not what I heard.
Well, you Robbie, you th youthought you had a different name
for in mind for the podcast thatyou suggested.
SPEAKER_03 (30:28):
Huh?
SPEAKER_06 (30:31):
Yes?
Do you remember?
SPEAKER_03 (30:34):
No, I don't.
SPEAKER_06 (30:35):
Oh, we're back to short-term memory loss.
SPEAKER_03 (30:37):
Yeah, I am.
I'm not a short-term memory.
SPEAKER_07 (30:41):
First of all, nicely done, Mark.
Secondly, really?
You're gonna pull that one afterthe last episode?
Okay, where you about drove mecrazy.
SPEAKER_06 (30:49):
It's not a far, it's not a far try for it.
SPEAKER_07 (30:52):
It's not.
SPEAKER_06 (30:54):
What what was it, Robbie?
What was your uh what was yourname?
SPEAKER_03 (30:58):
I I completely forgot.
SPEAKER_06 (31:00):
Something about cowboys.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (31:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (31:03):
I'll well, okay.
SPEAKER_03 (31:04):
I'll uh yeah, yeah, we can't uh talk that on the
podcast or we're gonna need moresensor bars.
SPEAKER_07 (31:09):
No, it's not no.
Oh, maybe I Are you sure?
SPEAKER_03 (31:12):
Are you sure?
SPEAKER_07 (31:13):
Okay, do you remember let me ask you a
question?
Do you remember what yousuggested of the podcast show?
Yes, I know, I know what it was.
SPEAKER_03 (31:19):
There was something about cowboys.
SPEAKER_07 (31:20):
Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03 (31:21):
Five of them.
SPEAKER_07 (31:23):
Two.
Two?
SPEAKER_03 (31:25):
Two.
Two.
SPEAKER_06 (31:27):
Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03 (31:28):
You mean three.
SPEAKER_06 (31:29):
Yeah, but yeah, Robbie's on here now.
SPEAKER_07 (31:32):
Okay, all right.
Robbie, hold on.
You can you can say it, it'sokay.
But before you say what yourname suggestion was, let me give
a little background for thelisteners.
So I was uh I I texted withRobbie and I said, Um, hey, you
know, uh, do you want to be onour uh on our podcast?
And you're this is before we hadstarted it, and you were like,
(31:52):
Yeah, what kind of podcast?
And I said, Well, me and Markare doing a podcast about, you
know, he and I around the ranchand working with the dogs and
stuff, and uh Robbie said, Uh,you should call it Two Naked
Cowboys.
Oh, god dang.
What it was two gay cowboys.
SPEAKER_04 (32:11):
Oh, okay.
Which was really funny at thetime.
SPEAKER_07 (32:14):
Yes, it was really funny.
SPEAKER_04 (32:16):
Two gay cowboys.
SPEAKER_07 (32:17):
Yeah.
Um and we didn't even know tosay it's war.
Yeah.
Uh well, I have one.
Next time you try to say shit infront of your glamma again.
SPEAKER_06 (32:32):
Silence.
They call that dead air, Robbie.
We're not allowed to have that.
SPEAKER_07 (32:35):
Yeah, you can't have dead air.
SPEAKER_03 (32:37):
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
SPEAKER_06 (32:38):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (32:39):
Okay, so let me let's back up because I think
the the the thing was is worthdoing right.
So I'll do it since you couldn'tremember your own thing.
Um, so I said, Yeah, Mark and Iare doing a podcast, two of us
out on the ranch.
And immediately you were like,Oh, cool, you should call it two
gay cowboys.
SPEAKER_04 (32:57):
Did you forget that really, Robbie?
Did you really forget that?
SPEAKER_07 (33:02):
Oh, it does, does it?
Well, since since you wentthere, I'm gonna go here.
Let me tell you what makes awhole lot of sense tonight.
We should call it three gaycowboys.
SPEAKER_01 (33:11):
Yep.
SPEAKER_06 (33:15):
Three gay cowboys and glamour.
SPEAKER_01 (33:25):
Jeez.
SPEAKER_07 (33:26):
Yeah, well, that was a really funny suggestion.
Um, ultimately, we did not gowith that.
Um, though.
SPEAKER_03 (33:31):
Yeah, luckily.
I like I like the the name uhset and centered.
SPEAKER_07 (33:36):
Thank you.
Yeah, we do too.
I will be totally honest withyou that if we had called it two
gay cowboys, we probably wouldhave grown an audience much
faster.
Yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (33:48):
Welcome to the Woke Report.
SPEAKER_04 (33:51):
Ryan, does he know what set and centered refers to,
what it means?
SPEAKER_03 (33:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh Uncle Ryan told me.
SPEAKER_04 (33:57):
Oh, he did.
SPEAKER_03 (33:58):
Uh it's for like a train code type thing.
SPEAKER_04 (34:01):
Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03 (34:02):
Like uh keeping the train parked so it doesn't go
off.
unknown (34:06):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (34:08):
That's right.
SPEAKER_07 (34:08):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (34:08):
You remember keeping it set and centered.
There you go.
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (34:11):
There you go.
Um, so you appreciate the ironyof us saying that we are set and
centered.
SPEAKER_03 (34:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (34:19):
Because they most assuredly are not, right?
SPEAKER_03 (34:25):
They're uncentered and uncentered.
SPEAKER_06 (34:28):
Yeah, this train can go off track at any moment.
SPEAKER_03 (34:31):
Yeah, the trains just go off track.
They're not going on the track,they're going off the track.
Yeah.
They're going into each other.
SPEAKER_07 (34:38):
It's never there to begin with.
Uh, have you listened to um thetheme song?
SPEAKER_03 (34:44):
Uh it's been a pretty long time.
SPEAKER_07 (34:47):
That's interesting since it's at the end of every
episode.
SPEAKER_03 (34:51):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (34:53):
Uh are we gonna call that lie number four?
I I would call it lie numbertwo.
SPEAKER_02 (34:57):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (34:58):
Write it down.
SPEAKER_02 (34:59):
Just counting how many times I lie.
SPEAKER_07 (35:01):
I wish I didn't have hash marks here on it.
Well, I mean, I'm gonna saythis.
Uh this is it hurts me more thanit hurts you to have to keep
tricking.
I didn't know I was gonna gointo this, uh having to keep,
you know.
SPEAKER_03 (35:17):
Look, short-term memory rots is hard to handle,
okay?
Uh yeah, but it's you know, it'samazing how I can't forget what
I ate two days ago.
SPEAKER_07 (35:26):
I I know you got you got a very similar ADD kind of
brain to me.
I I get that.
But short-term memory loss is alittle different than entirely
changing your story two secondsafter it's been pointed out to
be not true.
SPEAKER_03 (35:39):
Yeah, but I'm I'm dead serious.
I forgot what it sounds like.
SPEAKER_07 (35:45):
I'm now uh in my head struggling with whether I
want to get into an argumentwith a 13-year-old uh on a
podcast and get a lot of likehate mail.
SPEAKER_06 (35:54):
It's like that and you're gonna lose.
That's the other part is I wouldlose that argument.
SPEAKER_02 (36:03):
Because I do.
I know you do, but you justwon't accept the fact that I do.
SPEAKER_07 (36:07):
I do accept it.
I'm just giving you a hard time.
Yeah, you don't have to, youknow.
I'm just fucking with you.
Oh, wait.
All right.
SPEAKER_04 (36:14):
Young man, do I have to talk to you?
SPEAKER_06 (36:19):
And they worry about me.
SPEAKER_01 (36:22):
Oh goodness.
SPEAKER_07 (36:26):
Okay.
There's there's your sensor bar,but um, oh wait.
Okay.
What am I waiting for you?
Uh don't don't if you're tryingto play a sound effect on your
phone.
Don't play a sound effect onyour phone.
Is that what you're gonna do?
SPEAKER_03 (36:44):
I I I can't.
SPEAKER_07 (36:46):
Okay.
Good.
Okay, that's what I thought youwere gonna do.
All right, you want somebody tosay what?
SPEAKER_03 (36:51):
Uh can we talk about the good things that are the I
done?
SPEAKER_07 (36:55):
Yeah, sure.
And we're done.
SPEAKER_03 (36:58):
Uh that's for sure.
SPEAKER_07 (37:01):
Uh you know what?
Uh we'd have to have a wholeepisode, honestly.
You've done a lot of goodthings.
Um, and we were talking beforewe came on, or before we called
you.
Uh just how awesome you are andfun and smart, and uh, you know,
watch we're all getting to seeyou turn into a a a great little
man.
SPEAKER_04 (37:21):
Very true, very true.
Robbie, you've done so manythings right, and you're such a
fun, good kid.
SPEAKER_01 (37:28):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_06 (37:29):
Mm-hmm.
Okay, now we got grandma theglamour down for one lie.
How many do I get, Mark?
Five.
SPEAKER_01 (37:38):
Okay.
That's great.
SPEAKER_04 (37:43):
Robbie, what do you think?
You you you said talk about somegood things you've done.
What are some good things you'vedone, but from you?
What do you think your goodthings are?
I'm interested.
SPEAKER_03 (37:52):
Uh I I I have a very good shot, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_07 (37:56):
Uh shot.
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
He has a very good shot um uhwith firearms and the crossbow
we learned last time.
Right?
SPEAKER_03 (38:04):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (38:06):
Very humble.
SPEAKER_03 (38:07):
Or if we're talking about like very close to the
target.
SPEAKER_07 (38:11):
Well, with the crossbow, yeah.
But yeah, with the crossbow.
I I know, I just said with thecrossbow.
Um, I know that you I are yourunning the podcast?
Do you have the board in frontof you?
Hmm.
All right.
So no, you were uh with the withthe rifle, the 202 rifle, um,
(38:34):
really, I think it was probablythirty Glamour you were there,
30, 40 feet.
Yeah.
Pretty I mean good distance.
SPEAKER_04 (38:40):
Yes, it was.
SPEAKER_07 (38:41):
You were blowing that thing to hell.
SPEAKER_04 (38:43):
You really was.
SPEAKER_07 (38:44):
Yeah.
Really good natural shot, whichof people that don't uh
necessarily shoot, it's hard toshoot accurately consistently.
Yes.
And he has never had to havebeen taught.
He's just has he's just done it.
SPEAKER_03 (38:59):
Yeah, I was like after one second of holding the
gun, I feel like a peasant atthe start of it then just turned
to a master after shootingbottom.
SPEAKER_04 (39:09):
Is that right?
Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_07 (39:10):
Did we add humility to a little bit?
SPEAKER_04 (39:11):
Yeah, humility needs to be the top one.
SPEAKER_07 (39:13):
Very humble.
SPEAKER_06 (39:15):
I can't help you, Robbie.
Because he just keeps on diggingthat hole deeper and deeper.
Oh, I thought you were gonna saybecause it was the big word, but
yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (39:29):
Yeah, dude, that's pretty bad if you've if you've
gone so far off the track, so tospeak, that even Mark's not
willing to do that.
SPEAKER_04 (39:36):
Yeah, that's really bad.
I just realized that's reallybad.
SPEAKER_03 (39:39):
Speaking of that, uh one time uh I was shooting the
uh the sawdown shotgun.
Yeah, then we hear this othergun shot in a distance, and then
Ryan uh says that's gotta beMark for sure.
SPEAKER_06 (39:56):
Who was it?
SPEAKER_03 (39:58):
Mark?
SPEAKER_06 (39:59):
No, who then who shot it?
No, no, no, no.
You said the wrong thing again,Robbie.
It's not it.
It's not Ryan, it's not Ryan,it's Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_07 (40:10):
Uh Uncle Ryan.
I think uh we're gonna take it.
It's at least for now, it's hisRoyal Highness Uncle Ryan.
SPEAKER_03 (40:19):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_07 (40:22):
All right.
SPEAKER_03 (40:22):
Uh Royal Highness said that must be Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (40:26):
Yeah, just say the Royal Highness thing.
I really like that.
Yes, so we you were shooting,and and for the listeners, we
are not irresponsible.
It was not a sawed-off shotgun.
It was a uh low gauge.
Yes, it was a low gauge 410double barrel shotgun.
Uh so you shot it, and then Isaid, What or what so you heard
(40:50):
another gunshot, right?
And I said it must be Mark,right?
SPEAKER_03 (40:52):
Yeah, there's a uh another gunshot on the distance.
SPEAKER_07 (40:57):
Yeah, and so that was that your story?
SPEAKER_03 (40:59):
Yeah, Mark, did you actually gun?
SPEAKER_07 (41:02):
Oh, say that again Mark.
SPEAKER_06 (41:06):
Yeah, but yeah, I was I was shooting my gun.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (41:12):
Because I want to know who that was.
SPEAKER_07 (41:15):
You knew you knew it was him.
SPEAKER_03 (41:17):
I I didn't know if it was actually him.
SPEAKER_04 (41:20):
His highness told you it was.
SPEAKER_07 (41:21):
Well, I did now, but no, I'll I think you may have
just forgotten, Robbie, becauseuh, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
Short-term memory loss.
This would be a little like me.
Okay, and I was trying not to gothere, Mark.
Um do you want to just likefight with Mark for a minute?
No.
No, I'll tell you what happenedactually, because uh you you we
(41:42):
started shooting that shotgun,we were kind of taking turns,
and then Mark across the road,he was shooting, I think, his
handgun.
And that's because Rob, yourdad's Oh, I thought he he was
shooting the the old uh riflethat he had.
No, he wasn't.
Um but that was yeah, that wascool.
You remember that.
Oh, he uh, by the way, you foundthe ammunition for it, Mark,
(42:03):
right?
Yes, and he said that he saidnext time you're out, he he'll
let you shoot it.
SPEAKER_02 (42:10):
Yeah, after you learn how to shift gears in the
Jeep.
SPEAKER_06 (42:15):
So when you're 21.
So when you're 21, you'll beable to shoot that gun, Robbie.
SPEAKER_03 (42:21):
Excuse me?
I'm the master of guns here.
SPEAKER_06 (42:25):
Yeah, but not the master of shiftaries.
SPEAKER_03 (42:26):
If I can shoot a double barrel shotgun, a pistol,
and a rifle, I can shoot anolder rifle, but if we can't
nobody's questioning yourmastery of firearms, yeah, you
can't shift.
SPEAKER_07 (42:36):
Yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (42:37):
It's all it's all based on you can't shift.
Welcome to the podcast.
Yeah, he's Mark.
SPEAKER_07 (42:44):
He's RJ.
SPEAKER_02 (42:46):
I've got some insanity.
SPEAKER_07 (42:48):
Oh my goodness.
No, here back to that you'reshooting the thing.
Because it was funny.
Um, uh, so Mark was shooting hishandgun, and your dad, he said,
he goes, Oh, Mark, that fuckingone upper.
He's gonna shoot his gun.
And we all were kind of laughingabout it.
So I think at the time you knewit was Mark, and I'll tell you
how you remember how you when wepull both triggers and be like
(43:09):
that boop, boop, boop, boop, bigboom.
SPEAKER_03 (43:11):
Yeah, that that reflection shot, like boom.
SPEAKER_07 (43:14):
Yeah, it was crazy.
Uh, I just remember you shotlast and kind of Mark was
shooting here and there betweenus shooting, and then when you
shot the last time you did withboth both barrels, of course, we
were there helping you bracethis so it wasn't dangerous.
Um, but you shot both barrels,huge boom.
A few seconds later, you go,Well, that shot Mark up.
SPEAKER_03 (43:39):
Did he say that or did I say that?
SPEAKER_07 (43:41):
You said that.
SPEAKER_04 (43:43):
Boy, you're funny, aren't you?
You're hilarious.
SPEAKER_07 (43:46):
Yeah, kill yourself.
The great thing about having apoor memory is you can crack
yourself up over and over.
That's right.
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (43:53):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (43:56):
Um hey, bud, this is this has been a lot of fun.
Um, I'm glad.
We got you on.
We're we're pretty much out oftime though.
Um I think there's a lot ofthere's a lot of fun stories
that uh people probably love tohear.
So I'm sure we'll have you onagain.
Um do you as uh do you want tohelp me mess with your dad a
little bit before we let you go?
SPEAKER_03 (44:17):
Uh I don't know if my dad might have the time, but
he he's been in a big uh alittle cranky mood tonight.
SPEAKER_07 (44:24):
Oh he has?
SPEAKER_03 (44:25):
Uh yeah, with uh with Kai.
SPEAKER_07 (44:28):
Oh, perfect.
So here's what we're gonna do.
SPEAKER_03 (44:31):
Oh, perfect.
SPEAKER_07 (44:32):
Here's what we're gonna do, okay?
Um You're gonna You're gonna gotake in the phone and be like,
hey, uh hey, I was just on thepodcast and Uncle Ryan wants you
to get on the podcast now.
Okay.
And then after a few secondsI'll be like, oh well, sorry
Rob, we just ran out of time.
I'm gonna drop him.
(44:55):
Yeah, let's walk out again.
You just walk up to you findyour dad and say, hey, uh, Uncle
Ryan wants to talk to you on thepodcast.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (45:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (45:03):
Yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_03 (45:04):
And then hand him the phone.
Then hand him the phone.
SPEAKER_07 (45:07):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (45:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (45:08):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (45:10):
I don't know if he's sleeping or not.
SPEAKER_07 (45:12):
Uh yeah.
Well if he is, then I think youhave a contender for.
What?
SPEAKER_03 (45:30):
Uh he's asleep.
Okay.
SPEAKER_07 (45:32):
Alright, well, uh go get a broom or something.
No, no, no.
Uh go back to wherever you wereso you don't.
SPEAKER_03 (45:42):
We'll grab a truck guy stuck in the light.
SPEAKER_07 (45:44):
Yeah, go back to your room so you don't wake him
up.
Uh yeah, so we'll we'll messwith your dad another time.
Uh you know, you and I just bothlove it so much.
Uh messing with your poor dad.
SPEAKER_03 (45:54):
But yeah.
SPEAKER_07 (45:55):
Alright, but this was a lot of fun.
Yeah, we were out of time, sowe're gonna have to wrap the
show up.
Uh so we have to let you go.
SPEAKER_03 (46:02):
Alright.
Uh it's nice to be on thepodcast.
Maybe I could be coming.
SPEAKER_07 (46:07):
Yeah, we'll we'll sit down and we'll see.
We'll evaluate your performance.
SPEAKER_06 (46:10):
We'll just see what our two listeners say.
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (46:15):
Uh when will this uh episode be released?
SPEAKER_06 (46:20):
Um, wow.
On the day it's released,Robbie.
Correct.
SPEAKER_03 (46:24):
It's like it's kind of like the it's kind of
calendar date, Mark.
A day.
SPEAKER_06 (46:28):
Robbie, it's like the internet.
When Uncle Ryan gets around toit, he'll turn it back on.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (46:34):
Oh.
SPEAKER_06 (46:36):
Oh boy.
SPEAKER_03 (46:37):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04 (46:38):
Nobody remembers that.
SPEAKER_03 (46:41):
Like, do you have to edit it all that?
SPEAKER_07 (46:43):
Uh uh yeah.
I mean what what's your what isyour expectation that like I hit
the stop button here and it getspublished?
SPEAKER_03 (46:52):
Well, oh yeah, I want to hear why you're gonna.
SPEAKER_07 (46:54):
You have to beat around the bush, you could just
ask to hear it.
So ask.
SPEAKER_03 (47:00):
It was nice uh talking to you guys and
squirrel.
SPEAKER_07 (47:04):
Squirrel.
Yeah, um, uh it was greattalking to you too.
Um I I'm gonna give you theopportunity to give one last
barb or something to Mark if youwant.
SPEAKER_03 (47:14):
Hey uh, Mark.
Yeah, but nice shooting.
SPEAKER_07 (47:18):
Uh, thank you, sir.
I appreciate it.
That was cute.
Very very nicely done.
Uh Glena, say bye or anything toRobbie.
SPEAKER_04 (47:26):
Yes, bye Robbie.
Thank you for being on thepodcast.
I loved listening to you laugh.
You have a great laugh.
SPEAKER_03 (47:33):
I loved uh listening to you too.
I love being on this podcast,but uh I wish I could be on the
again.
SPEAKER_04 (47:41):
You're natural.
SPEAKER_06 (47:42):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (47:42):
Maybe maybe I can bring uh a guy with me.
That'd be nice of you.
SPEAKER_06 (47:47):
We don't know if we want him on the podcast yet or
not, to be truthful.
SPEAKER_03 (47:50):
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
SPEAKER_07 (47:52):
Yeah.
Well, with regard to that,definitely, you know, tomorrow
or if he wakes up later, nexttime you see him, just just make
sure he knows that you were onpodcast for a full episode and
he had and he wasn't.
Alright, bud.
Uh have a good night.
SPEAKER_04 (48:13):
All right.
SPEAKER_07 (48:13):
Night, Robbie.
SPEAKER_04 (48:14):
Night, love you.
SPEAKER_03 (48:15):
Bye.
Bye too.
SPEAKER_07 (48:17):
Love you too, your highness.
SPEAKER_03 (48:19):
Uh love you too, your highness.
SPEAKER_07 (48:25):
That was fun.
It was.
That was a blast.
I don't think we need youanymore, Mark, because one of
your big things is you have agreat laugh.
See, it is.
I love it, but I think we founda better one.
SPEAKER_06 (48:36):
Yeah.
13-year-old kid just took myjob.
SPEAKER_07 (48:39):
Right?
Oh, not the first time, huh?
No, uh-uh.
Well, uh, yeah, we are way overtime.
Um, so yeah, we're gonna have toduck out of here.
Mom, I'll give you last words ifyou'd like.
SPEAKER_04 (48:52):
Thank you so much for letting me be a part of
this.
SPEAKER_07 (48:54):
Are you even more proud now having your grandson
on here?
And uh well, probably notbecause he's a f- Well hold on,
because he's a liar and heswears.
Calls me by my first name.
SPEAKER_04 (49:06):
That's right.
SPEAKER_07 (49:07):
He swears.
SPEAKER_04 (49:08):
Actually, it was really fun.
SPEAKER_07 (49:09):
It really was.
So much fun.
Yeah, he's a great kid.
He really is.
Little man now.
SPEAKER_04 (49:14):
Yes.
SPEAKER_07 (49:14):
And I I know now, I wasn't sure what we were gonna
get.
Because we've I mean, kind ofputting him on the spot.
Uh people are gonna love it.
People are gonna love him.
SPEAKER_01 (49:23):
Yep.
SPEAKER_07 (49:24):
So this may end up being called Three Gay Cowboys.
SPEAKER_01 (49:29):
Oh, that'd be a great episode.
SPEAKER_07 (49:31):
Yeah.
Or maybe we'll just be calledone gay cowboy because he'll
take over.
We'll just be like, uh, are yourlevels good, sir?
All right, well, that's it, andsuper good time.
Catch y'all later.
Have a going.
SPEAKER_06 (49:55):
Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered.
Uh, just want to let everybodyknow that if they want to catch
us on the socials, you can catchus at our webpage,
setcenter.live, or on Facebookat SetCenterLive.
Uh, we'll maybe post some littlestupid videos that we've done,
stuff like that as we keep ongoing.
And also, we talk a lot aboutthe animals here on the ranch.
(50:17):
And you can we'll post picturesof them.
We'll see how it goes.
Let us know.
Have a good one.
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