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Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Showwhere small town Southerners explore
big time Japanese entertainment anime,manga, and everything in between.
Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.
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Southern Senpais, two southern guyswho explore Japanese culture together.
I'm Nicholas.
What are you doing, DJ?
And I'm DJ You're such a drama queenWhat are we doing wait that's you
that's your line, yeah, my lineis what are we doing today DJ?
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Well, you know, I thoughtwe'd do something interesting.
So we finished solo leveling.
Yeah I was like, okay, we usuallyChoose one out of the one of the rare
Animes we actually finished becauseWe didn't even finish Boku no Pico.
Uh, not uh, Ippo, Makanouchi Makanouchi!
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That anime was good though.
Yeah.
We should probably getback to this sometime.
Yeah, but not right now Now I'm gonnamake We're gonna have Nicholas choose
a random anime that neither of us haveseen before and that's what we're gonna
review I'm already not a fan of this idea.
Yeah.
Alright, so choose a number onethrough five four It says that you
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had to choose a genre in Senen?
Senen?
S E I N E N.
I don't know.
That Hey, hey, look.
Are you trying to explore or areyou just trying to do some shit
that everyone else fucking does?
We gotta fucking, you know, we're supposedto act like we don't know what's going on.
Most times we don't, so it's not like it'sany different from what we usually do.
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Oh, there's a whole bunchof The fuck is that?
Alright, hold on, I gottaWell that's the type of anime.
Oh, right.
This is in the name.
Okay, yeah, nah Okay, let me golet me go to go to go to Google.
And then type in Sinon.
Anime Okay.
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What is Sinon?
Mean.
Yeah, well yeah, whatis what does that mean?
What does it mean?
Uh, it means youth or young man.
Noun, an anime or manga featuring ayoung male adult as the protagonist.
Isn't that like all of them, but okay.
It's mostly adult or mature audience.
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Okay.
Well, that sounds interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, all right.
So Sennin.
Okay.
Now I'm going to go to this other one.
I'm typing this on my phone.
So he doesn't, he doesn't see.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I don't see.
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Okay.
So we have a list of At least we didn'tget on a slice of life type anime.
Yeah, I would've told you we'd choose.
I ain't got no idea.
Oh, no way.
So choose 1 through 100.
78.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
You got 78?
Hold on.
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This says that you arechoosing I gotta scroll up.
I was at 100 and now I gottascroll up to friggin 78.
Okay This I'm not really surewhat this is supposed to mean.
I don't really know how to Well, tell me.
I mean, it says, Bo Bo bo, bo bo bo.
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Ha ha ha!
That one I know!
That one I know!
Okay, I'm gonna Bun I'mgonna try to pronounce this.
Okay, go ahead.
Try.
Bun go Bun goo Stray dogs.
What?
I know . I know.
What's it about?
It says, uh, read
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more following the conclusionof the organizational war, a
government bureaucrat, ongo.
Oh, it kind of soundslike gunda a little bit.
Um, kind of, so it says a basic summaryis that a guy works, it seems like a
guy works at a, uh, uh, an agency tohunt down on other people with powers.
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It looks like.
That might actually be kinda dope, man.
Yeah, I mean, it sounds pretty cool to me.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna Yeah, look it up.
I'm gonna look this up real fast.
I mean, them's the rules.
Them's the rules.
By the way, uh, I knowthis is kinda off brand.
The semen anime.
The only real life, like, protagonistI've discovered is Oh, wait.
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No, that's them.
No, no, it's this one.
This one.
Bungo Stray Dogs.
Then why did the, uh I don't know.
The actual title here saysit's something different.
Okay, cool.
Uh Go to our secret website.
That's legal!
That's legal.
That's legal.
That's it's legal.
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My god.
I guess not.
They already took it down.
They heard the episodeand was like, nope, nope.
Okay, okay, here we go.
So It looks, it's, it looks really cool.
I wonder if they have it dubbed.
That's the real question.
Yeah.
That's the only thing because, youknow, we might have to, we might
have to redraw if it's not dubbed.
Yeah.
Because you know, we do this random stuff.
That's the Right, that'ssomething that could happen.
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That's why I was like,oh, I don't have no idea.
Okay.
Hold on.
Oh no.
There it is.
Bungo Straight Dogs,Bungo Stray Dogs Wine.
Straight d Well, I mean justdo the regular straight dog.
If it has an extra word in it, I'm sureit's SEASON 5 Wait a minute, hold on.
Wait a minute.
They have 5 seasons?
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Let's see what this firstepisode's doing first.
Okay, let's watch the first episode.
I feel like that's fair, we're not gonnawatch all 5 seasons right now anyway.
It Is this I feel like I would'veheard about it, it has 5 seasons.
Wait, is it, are we on the first season?
Oh yeah, this is firstseason, episode one.
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Okay.
And I feel like, I don't know if it justhas five seasons, but you know there's
a lot of animes out there that havebeen going on since like the 90s, who
have no, you've never heard of them, andeveryone's like, oh it's the greatest
thing ever, and you're just like, dude.
It's like, you know, in America, ifyou tell someone, yeah, you know the
Sopranos, and they're like, what?
And you're like, bro.
The Sopranos?
The Sopranos, like, didyou not hear what I ate?
Maybe not, that's being cleared up.
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The Sopranos!
What was that?
Although guaranteed anyone born after2005 has no idea what the fuck that is.
No.
Which is crazy.
Like, to be fair with you, I honestly,is there a studio intro to this?
Wow.
Hey, you know what, this is a silenceof bias first, because actually,
yeah, 24 minutes and 46 seconds,so it does have a studio intro.
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Instead of it being, you know, Yeah, cool.
Uh, so guys, this is gonnabe, uh, Bungo Stray Dogs.
Yeah, so what's going on here?
Let's start the episode.
We, uh, rolled the dice andthis is what we came up with.
Right, so I'm gonna startthis episode in 3, 2, 1.
I am gonna get a bit of a scene enhancer.
Hold on.
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I don't feel like, you know.
Oh wow, pulling out the jack, huh?
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tennessee is in the house.
One Oh, I was gonna readthat, but it read it for me.
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So he knows how to make food.
No, he's saying he stole it.
Oh, he stole it?
He was stealing it at the orphanage.
Oh.
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Damn.
This is a crazy way to start.
You got that at the orphanage, and nowyou tune it up on the side of the road?
M Miz got to read that?
Damn.
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What the fuck?
What kind of orphanages are these?
Right.
No orphanage wants someone like you.
What the fuck?
I didn't know you had a choice.
Oh dude, you could makethat mango liquid death.
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A chaser.
Yeah.
How's that?
They actually go together pretty well.
Like, like, like, like theuh, mango chainsaw in the,
in the like, Jack Daniels.
Like brings it out more, which is crazy.
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The police carry walletswhile they're in training.
Next time, and this time I really mean it.
Good night, man!
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Yeah, I'll let that one pass, thanks.
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You're hungry.
Oh, he's trying to kill himself.
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Do
you kill yourself everyday?
What's the stuff on the side?
The stuff being written down.
Those are the words up top.
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Oh.
Cause in the dub they'retranslating it for you.
They're like, you motherfuckerscan't speak Japanese.
We know your ass ain't reading that shit.
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I'm kind of, I kind of like thisart style, I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
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What's wrong with his haircut?
Let me tell you something, man.
When it comes to anime, I've stoppedquestioning haircuts a long time ago.
In real life, I questionsome people's haircuts.
I leave that shit go.
Because this whole lopsided toone thing cut, you see it, right?
Yeah.
Bro, I, I, I don't know what'sgoing on with this, but I know
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white girls who do shit like that,they're, they're interesting.
Really?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Apparently it's significant, becausethe wind blew after they said his name.
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Okay, man, I don't know what that means.
And I'm Derek Johnson II.
Nicholas Killian.
Pleasure to meet you.
Your haircut?
Whack!
Your style?
Whack!
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Your suicide?
Whack!
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Tea on rice?
That must be a Japanese thing.
I've never even conceivedof that in my entire life.
Tea on rice?
Who puts rice in fucking tea?
Oh, I get it.
This is pretty Japanese.
As long as Japanese is a guessand I don't think about it.
For a good ten years.
In your past you showedlittle credit for that.
I'm straight from the orphanage.
I haven't been able to sleep since.
I thought I'd starve to death.
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You're from the orphanage?
I was, yes.
But they kicked me out.
Sounds like a
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real philanthropic organization.
Of course not, Zai.
We're not a couple of do goodersgoing around helping hard luck cases.
We've got a job to do.
That reminds me.
You said that your currentjob involves the military.
What kind of work do you do?
We're private investigators.
Of course you are.
But we handle more than lostpets and cheating spouses.
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Damn, the man roasted everybody.
We're armed detective agencies.
Those were just stories.
Tales of the police or the military.
Armed force that straddled thenatural and supernatural world.
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Nice.
Let's see him.
All right.
Well, yeah.
Now, now you have my interest.
What is up with this guy?
Why is he keep trying to kill himself?
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So I guess he can survive killing himselfor else he wouldn't be fucking doing it.
Is it?
Yeah, it's fine.
I see the weeds.
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A
tiger?
Yes, a ferocious man eater who wasonce a Alright, fingers crossed,
they come across, uh, Mike Tyson.
Yeah!
And his white Bengal tiger.
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You clearly don't know anythingabout the thing we just said.
Tell us something you're not sure.
Tell us
what you know about it.
It's after me.
It almost killed me.
If it's been seen around here, I You'llneed to pay for the food with your armor.
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Tell us everything.
Now, now.
How is breaking his armor gonna get
you your money back?
Right.
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Oh, that's why he got kicked out.
He must have something to do with it.
Oh, I guess not.
Yeah.
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Well, we've talked about thisbefore how Japanese have a
theme of like, they hate kids.
Yeah, you know a lot of anime theyhave straight adults just beating
on children and we're seeing this asAmericans and they're just like They're
just knocking the shit out of thedude and like cutting off their hands.
Remember they cut the kid's hands?
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Oh, it shows it's, it'slike following him.
Oh dear.
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This is not a bad anime.
It's going to be a slow burn.
It's very interesting.
I'm definitely involved in this.
Yeah, just going to use this bait.
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Right, it's a great way to kill a tiger.
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Currently penniless.
Well, I don't know how much that is.
I d I don't That's Japaneseletters, or numbers.
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Uh, I I I'm assuming it's a lot of money.
Yeah, clearly.
The complete guide to suicide.
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So what's this guy's dealwith trying to kill himself?
What's the deal with his suicide?
Hey look man, some peopleare into gardening.
Some people are into,you know, rollerblading.
Some people are into audio asphyxiation.
Right.
He, um, he's kind of like moreinto like a death kind of thing.
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He's wearing a bolo, so I assumethat that's probably the reason
why he wants to kill himself.
Right, I would want to killmyself if I had that on.
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I mean, you could've just kicked me out.
You didn't have to sayall that other shit.
Right.
You could've just said, leave.
Because the tiger's stalking you.
Not like, Yo mama's fat.
Yo daddy fat.
You get no bitches.
And your brother's poor.
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Uh, don't you deal with magic?
Facts.
That is true.
This guy's smart.
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Oh!
Yeah, it's following you.
Nah.
Oh!
I think he is a tiger.
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What's that?
The X Men.
Oh.
He turns into the tiger.
Yeah!
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This is like the X Men,the people with powers.
Yeah.
This
is pretty badass.
The animation is good.
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Oh!
What you got?
The fuck does that mean?
I
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like how instead of itbeing called like nullify.
It's no longer human.
That's a unique name Yeah, like you wouldnever have guessed what that ability does
I called him gay
Take it off me Like that bro.
I'll swing that way
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Ability thou shall not die.
I have no idea what that means Deduction
be not defeated by the rain.
What is the name of these powers?
These are interesting abilities.
A poet?
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He's gonna join us.
Let's cook him and eat him.
Make him back into atiger and just eat tigers.
The fucking crazy part is like, Ilike the names of these, you have
no idea what they could possibly be.
Told
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you.
So it is like the X Men.
He really likes to be tooted up.
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It's a bit zesty.
Dude, I like this Dazzo guy.
He's like, bro, I have ability.
I know what's going on.
Don't touch me like that, dawg.
You're just being weird.
But,
This guy's cool.
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Beast beneath the moonlight.
That's cool.
These names are cool.
Yeah.
Armed detective agency.
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Is that it?
Uh, I,
No, no, there's stuff after this.
Okay.
This must just be the intro.
But dude, that's, that,I'm, I'm down with this.
This is a good choice.
I'm, I'm down with this, uh,I'm down with this anime.
What was his number, 78?
What number did you choose, Ian?
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78.
This man's gonna watch the wholeanime before Ha ha ha ha ha.
That's what he does every time.
Oh, I actually like this.
I'm gonna binge watch this.
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This is just the end credits, man.
These are the greatest end creditsI've ever seen in my frickin life.
This end There's a Well,aren't end credits usually
like something like slow paced?
These are good end credits.
I'm pretty sure this is one of thosethings where like, they play the
intro at the end of the first episode.
They do that every Anyway.
The theme is trash candy.
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I don't I don't I have Ihave to say about that.
It's me, trash candy.
You sound like the cheapest hooker.
Well, I get reckless reward yet
produced by,
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yeah, I guess that was the end.
The end credits.
Yeah, that was it then.
Whys there so much time after this?
Look, there's like two minutesof this left after this.
Okay.
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Uh, see this looks likemore like an ending.
Yeah.
Alright, well, uh, I don't know.
What'd you think?
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, I think it's pretty cool.
It's got a futuristic, um, FullMetal Alchemist vibe to it.
Yeah, I'm picking up a lot of like theX Men where it's like, okay, We're an
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agency of superpowers and we start withpeople with superpowers, but also at the
same time It seems like it's own thing.
I like the art style a lot.
The animation is pretty good.
Yeah, I like the art style, animation.
Alright, Nicholas, are we going to do asecond episode of this eventually or not?
Yeah, eventually.
Alright, cool.
Well guys, this has been Southern Senpais.
I'm DJ.
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I'm Nicholas.
And we'll see you next time.
See ya.
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