Watch Along: Solo Leveling Ep 3

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Episode Transcript

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Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Showwhere small town Southerners explore
big time Japanese entertainment, anime,manga, and everything in between.
Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

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What's going on, y'all?
Southern Senpais here.
My name is Nicholas.
We are two southern guys.
I'm DJ and we're a black and a white guy.
What are you doing?
You messed up the intro.
No, the intro is, what's going on y'all?
This is Southern Senpais here.
Two southern guys who exploreJapanese culture together.
I'm Nicholas.
You know what?

(00:45):
You're DJ.
I am.
And what are we doing today, DJ?
You act like you said it like that.
That's the intro, right?
You didn't say it like that.
That's the intro?
You messed it up.
I'm just saying that's the intro, right?
No, still, it's not.
All right.
Apparently I don't knowhow to do the intro, no, in
historic I have You know what?
I'll just release an episode ofGGOHs Messing Up the Beginnings.

(01:06):
Don't act like I know I mess up thebeginnings, but I didn't mess up this one.
Today we're watching so Episode 3.
It's a watch a log.
And The past two episodeswere pretty good.
Pretty good.
This one is also brought to you by Modelo.
Modelo Especial.

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Which Actually, It's Modelo Mango y Chile.
Gotcha.
Okay.
I don't know if that'sspecial or that it could be.
Yeah, so you know what the greatest partabout living in Living in the South?
What?
What?
We want different flavors of alcoholother cultures are like, oh, yeah,
dude, check this out And you'relike, why don't we have more of this?

(01:53):
Why wasn't this the american standard?
because Maybe we might be late.
All probably becauseit's moonshine, right?
That's true.
You moonshine has a bunchof different flavors.
I mean you're from tennessee So it has ayou can make moonshine taste just about
anything everyone went to actually Allyou gotta do is put the fruit in there.
Yeah, but that yeah for the most partand then on top of that I went to this

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place in Kentucky that they had moonshinethat tasted like like sweet potato pie.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And they had another onethat tasted like a cru.
Then you, and then you got that.
But that butter cake.
Yeah, butter cake, but then you gotsome spread that was sweet potato.
Remember?
Yeah.
Shout out to Smith Creek.
That's where they were from.

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Smith Creek.
Smith Creek and Upper Mills in Nashville.
Shout out.
Do you guys have any cool moonshinealcohol distilleries in Louisiana?
Yeah, sure.
Do you, that you knowof, that you've been to?
No, not that I've been to.
Oh, I, my thing is Tony Chachere's.
That's right.
It's made with Tony Chachere's on it.

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Although to be fair, TonyChachere's is pretty good.
Yeah.
And then they got slap your mama andthey got, I don't really know of a
dish you can't put Tony Chachere's on.
I think this is one of thoseall seasonings, I think.
Yeah.
People like Obey or what is it?
Obey?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Obey.
I like that seasoning.
I like to put that on, on, on seafood.
Tony Chachere's all day.

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Smokin like a true Louisianan.
My dad's from Maryland, so that'swhy I know a whole bunch about Obey.
But you can't put, here's thething, you can't put Obey on steak.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like specifically for seafood.
It tastes weird on steak andall that stuff, but Totus
Asterix, you can put it on both.
Yeah, exactly.
That's why it's better.
We don't have the studiointros to these episodes.

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We just have the episode itself.
If you're, Funimation is gone.
It's extinct.
Yeah because of the American imperialist.
Because Sony was like,oh, anime's popular now?
Let me get that.
Isn't Sony Japanese?
So they're a Japanese imperialist.
We gotta teach them well.
Yeah.
We teach pretty well over here in America.
Anyway, we're gonna pressplay and start 3, 2, 1.

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Okay, because he just gotsacrificed on this altar.
And then a little thing came up.
And then I was like, bro,let me get them sneaks.
What happened to the singing ones?
Y'all ain't going tocome over here either.
Just the warrior guys.
Okay, cool.

(04:30):
Congratulations on becoming a player.
I wish you could do this in real life.
Like solo level stuff in real life.
Imagine taking a test.
Like every time you took abiology test and you passed, you
actually got better at biology.
That'd be great.
You would be, you'd be a masterat a bunch of stuff by now.
Oh yeah.
As much shit I've failed.
Imagine every time you fought someoneyou had plus one fighting abilities.

(04:54):
Yeah.
Instead of spending a yearand a half to get plus two.
Oh my gosh!
Oh he has purple hair.
I thought it was Someone else.
Your name's Woo?
That's really stu Your name Yourblonde hair and blue eyes, there's
no way anyone's name is Woo.

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I'll be honest with you, man.
I am not I'm not digging this intro.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
No, I'm not.
The show's nice, but Idon't like this intro.
I don't know I don't know Idon't know if I'm into the show.
I don't know if I'm into theshow or they just leave good
cliffhangers on the episodes.

(05:44):
Probably a mixture of both, because ifJudy is in one more episode, I'm just,
I don't know if I can handle this.
Is that like a cultural thing thatthey make the women like that?
Or do you think that's just a malenot understanding women thing?
That is an all around the world malewriters, not a being able to write women.

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Like I seriously see there's awhole bunch of female characters
out there that are just.
Annoying as hell when it comes toanime, but then there's a whole bunch
of female characters that are reallyawesome So one thing I have noticed
is that mangakas, people who createmanga who are married They write really
great female characters surprisinglybecause they get laid every day.

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They actually appreciate women So doyou think they're doing it on purpose
or you think it's just the fact thatthey just don't get laid to be fair a
lot of animators spend a lot of time intheir room and not outside Socializing
not that they don't touch grass.
But it's because the insideanimating So what do you want?
You want anime or youwant them to touch grass?
You can't have both, then what you doboth is they get married And then she

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touches him while he's inside animatingOh, he retired good no, she's gonna
be pushed to the wayside Oh, she'sgonna resign fantastic I this show
actually i'm sticking with the show now

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How what do you mean

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Really that's becauseof a protagonist bro.
Do you not know?
Oh, what, so you think he did it somehow?
That's so stupid.
Why would you believe that?
It's a magical portal which anythingcan happen, and you believe that he just

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Oh, okay, that makes more sense.
This man hit the Kaio ken.

(08:40):
A monometer.
This is a monometer.
Mamma Mia!
It's a Mamma Mia pizzeria.
Oh my god.
You want a large fake doll or something?
Again, I'm using the scene enhancers.
This is pretty, this episode'sgetting better by the second.

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Damn, gross.
I ain't gonna lie.
I appreciate this man.
He's look, I just gottacheck you out real fast.
Oh, you're still a bitch?
See ya.
You still ain't shit?
All right, cool.
You have your limbs back?
I think that's a dub right there.
You saw that the whole time?

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You have unread messages.
What is this, Gmail?

(10:03):
Why does every woman just so mean to him?
What is going on?
I'm in the hospital.
And it's about her.

(10:27):
I think this might be a cultural thing.
I don't know, man.
I've met Japanese chicks before.
They're usually not as how should I say?
Bitchy is this person.
Although, to be fair, I haven'tmet every Japanese woman ever.
So there's a strong possibility.

(10:47):
Draw those generalizations!
There's some Japanese woman outthere like, How dare, I am a bitch!
How dare you say that!
Okay, so these people havelike random eye colors.
So if you could choose a differenteye color, which one would you do?

(11:08):
Oh, no, I'd keep my eye color.
Nah, bro I'd totally change my color.
My color is just straight up black likelegally black and let people like oh,
you know You can't have black eyes.
They're usually just dark brown.
No The u.
s.
Government was like damn, broYou have no soul in them holes

(11:29):
I personally no chicks really.
Oh, dude, look push up set squats running
Oh, so he doesn't do a hundredpush ups and a hundred sit
ups, he'll get a penalty?

(11:49):
Huh, bro, they went down.
Hey, I don't know if you rememberthat giant statue we're in.
I probably would just listen to some shit.
Me, personally, I would want to get one ofthose those weird ass mantis shrimp eyes.
That's right.
Really?
Yeah, man.
'cause they got three eyes in one eye.
So really they have six eyes that like,we have like binocular vision, right?
One in each one.

(12:10):
They have six ocular visionor whatever the number is.
Yeah, I wouldn't want that.
And they gotta, they can see everysingle they can see like heat,
they can see like ultra light.
They can see like a whole bunch of stuff.
I'd love that.
Just put on some shades,you're good to go.
The hoes will never know.

(12:33):
And I'd be like, Hey didyou just text that person?
No, you're going to lie to me.
Seriously.
I can see radio waves and you'regoing to tell me I can see your heat.
There's no trap here.
Clearly I can see all the ultravioletrays, bro, what is the trope with pushing

(12:55):
up the glasses being cool type of thing?
As someone who wears glasses,I've, it's literally just I
don't know how to explain it.
It's because you don't wear glasses.
You do sometimes, but that's only whenyou're concentrating on something.
As someone who like regularly wears them,you do that when you got to lock in, bro.
I don't have nothingelse to explain to you.
Huh, okay.
Oh, strength quest, tra Oh!
Strength training?

(13:35):
Okay, so when he fails to dosomething, he has to Woah!
He goes to hell?
Goal, survive.
4 hours?!
Bro, you trippin bro.
Why is there always a chair knocked over?

(13:57):
You weren't even in there.
You weren't even in that chair!
If life really was likethis, so it's Oh, okay, cool.
I earned, Heh.
In real life the penalty is that youjust get fat when you start working out.
But it would be great if youjust could never lose it.

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Because then you, I think you work outto a point, you'd be like, you know what?
I love how it's just doubletitty shot just right now.
Wait, what was the Fan service.
Wait, is it?
They weren't even large.
They were just covered and everything.
It was like

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He's been running for four hours.
I'm not gonna lie.
Have you ever, have youran for four hours before?
No.
Around I kid you not, causeI've done a marathon before.
Around 30 minutes, you hit euphoriaif you're really booking it, right?
Is that what the runner's high is?
I'll tell you this, that runner'shigh only lasts about an hour max.

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And then it's just wham.
But then, If you can survive likeanother 30 minutes, do you think
regular second wins are crazy?
Oh boy I remember like when I wastraining for a marathon I was training
with one of my friends This to befair I was back in high school.
So obviously a littlebit more energy, right?

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Anyway, and I was running literally likefive miles like every day Like that was
my regular routine wake up five milesand then do it The rest of my day starts
so, He was like, oh my god, he's betterthan sex and I was like it is he must
be having terrible sex like just Awfulp and v but he used to run way longer
and fast and like harder than I didAnd so one time I went on one of his

(15:43):
regiments and at the end I was like broMy endorphins are pumping so hard if I
feel like I sit down i'll explode Really?
Yeah It's Awesome.
It's not better thansex, but it is awesome.
Ha.
Oh, she's still here?
Oh, duh.
Ah, you know what?
I gotta call in a third opinion.
I gotta text her.

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You know what's funny?
Is that I know hunters recover a lotfaster than normal people, but this
is the wrong, off with this guy.
You know what?
I used to not believestuff like this, right?
It was like, oh, it's so obvious.
How do you not, see it, right?
To see what, like when peoplesay oh, making an anime or tv,
they go, oh, he, he's so weird.

(16:29):
Like, how?
Like how do we explain, oh,something about him is different?
And then they just don't report it.
And it's if they were reported theseobvious differences that everyone else
sees, then it's like the main protagonistwould've been caught earlier, or the
evil guy would've been caught earlier.
I used to think that was fake.
But how many times have youheard on a true crime documentary
everyone told the police and nothinghappened for three years Yeah

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So if these screens are up allthe time No, you're correct
to stare at this person.
You should not be talking to yourselfout loud it If these screens are up
all the time What if you're smashing?
And it's plus one.
What's going on here?
Goal achieved!
Success!

(17:26):
She achieved!
Orca!
Ooh, I thought that end waslike the swastika for a second.
It's not, but Cutting it alittle close there, ain't ya?
Them sweat droughts be big as a mug, bro.
Also, He doesn't have any PTSD fromany of the stuff he just experienced?

(17:50):
He regularly goes through that kind ofstuff because he's the lower ranked.
So he regularly deals with majortrauma, unlike the rest of them.
Gotcha.

(18:14):
Alright.
So now you have to choose a class.
Alright, which class would you choose?
What are my choices?
You got like a hunter, and the otherone, you got magic and stuff like that.
Healer, other stuff.
So you gave me twochoices, hunter or healer?
You should oh, do you notknow the rest of the classes?

(18:35):
No, I don't.
They're in the intro every time.
Okay, so you got yougot the hunter, right?
Okay.
They have a swordsman.
And then What's a hunter do?
Like D& D stuff, it's like they havethe ability to You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You got the bard.
Whatever.
So if you knowing that, likewhich one would you choose?
I would probably be a swordsman.
Me, I'd be a swordsman.

(18:57):
Okay.
Would you use a broad sword orjust a regular smaller sword?
I'd use a sword and a shield.
I would love to be a healer.
Why?
Why?
Because I'm like a swordsman.
Don't go over there.
I'ma do what I want todo, cause I'm the leader.
That's cool.
I get it.
I understand.

(19:18):
You're the leader.
You're in charge.
But, when you're bleedingout, Don't fucking look at me.
Do you understand?
Cause I told you not to fuckingdo it in the first place.
Don't look at me like, oh I needhelp, cause you're the healer.
You're like the fieldmedic in the military.
Actually, yeah, my dad,actually, ironically, yeah.
Yeah, like your dad.

(19:38):
Yeah, my dad was a field medic.
And knowing my dad, that wasprobably his exact sentiment.
Hey man, don't do that.
Goes and does it.
Hey man, I told you not to do it.
It's funny because now my dad's a, doctor.
Yeah, he works in the medical field.
He's a pediatrician.
Who specifically helpskids with concussions.

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It's like a, it's like a speciality.
Which is like when your kidgets hit in the head too hard.
And he's that's concussed,that's when he steps in, he's
Hey, I saw your kid get tackled.
One, he's not going to the NFL.
Two, I'ma help you out.

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What's wrong with him, doctor?
My dad be like, I'm sorry,but he's just not him.
He's not built like that.
He's built different, but the other way.
Wrongly different.
He's not built different,he's built oddly.
He's built opposite.
Oh, so he can go in anydungeon he wants to.

(20:46):
That's cool.
A subway dungeon.
Oh, just him.
Was that Judy?
It looked exactly like Judy.
Judy Booty.
Big Booty Judy.
Judy.

(21:08):
Except she's Japanese she'sbuilt like a matchstick.
I've I've heard of a I've heardof bodybuilders that are Japanese.
And, I'm always wondering tomyself especially nowadays,
there are taller Japanese guys.
So I've always wondered arethere thick Japanese women?
Yeah, there is, there's one.

(21:28):
How do you know that?
In the end, I'm white.
I can sense these things.
It basically seeks me out.
You see the Kmart?

(21:54):
Oh, not the black goblins.
Not the black goblins.
Oh, it's a mohawk.
It's like a regular mohawk.
I thought it was like a Nevermind.
Oh, Grimer!
Oh, he's Weave Nation certified.
I didn't I apologize.
I did not know that.

(22:18):
I know they said oh, normalweapons don't work against them.
You have to use the these specialweapons with the little crystals, right?
This is obvious that it's inJapan, because if it was in
America, it would still be a gun.
Americans would figure out away to put a bunch of knives
in a gun and then shoot it.

(22:40):
There's a lot of blood in this.
Yeah.
For the tiniest hole, thatwas like a lot of blood.
That would not kill someone.
He's a goblin, so I guess, Idon't know, he could've stabbed
him in the heart for all I know.
Okay, the brain is, that's it.
Hit him with the shanksty.
Yep.
Oh, man.

(23:00):
No one touches my backpack.
Nobody touches my mochi.
You not him, bro.
It's me, Iron Jaw Wolf.
The final boss is just P.
Diddy.
Hahahahaha!
Haha!

(23:24):
You can sense it?
Oh, what, cause his mouth broke the fuckin
Cause you're a bitch.
You built oddly.
He sensed the bitch in you.
Aren't you Weave Nation certified?
Nope, we've card taken.

(23:54):
Oh, he calling the homies.
Are you serious?
Oh, no, it's just him.
Okay, cool.
It was like his war cry.
Bro, this camera zo this cameracircle's what's going on here?
Oh, it's over.
They have the craziest cliffhangers.

(24:15):
That's how they keep you watching more.
It's annoying, but I getwhat it's trying to do.
I don't like the way he'stouching them lockers, bro.
What you doing?
He's P.
Diddy in them lockers.
Now we have to watch the next oneto see if the final boss is P.
Diddy.
And all I'm going to say is, if it is P.
Diddy, Japan, you animated thisyears ago, that's a great call.

(24:37):
Great call.
Great call.
Oh, so that was P.
Diddy, the one opening the door.
Or was it Dan Schneider?
I don't know.
The entertainment industryis so fucked, dude.
It's so bad.
I don't know.
What'd you think of the episode?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.
I I'm more confused than Iam interested in this anime.
That doesn't matter, does it?

(24:57):
No.
No, because the audiencedictates what we're gonna do.
I'm DJ.
I'm Nicholas.
And we'll see you, I'm sorry, go ahead.
This is, I was gonna say thishas been Southern Senpais.
But, they're gonna, they're gonna figurethat out in the outro, but you can say it.
Do you want to say it?
You know what?
Yes, I do want to say it.
This has been Southern Senpais.

(25:17):
I'm Nicholas.
I'm still DJ.
See you later.
See ya.
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(25:39):
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