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It's the Southern Senpais Show Wheresmall town southerners explore big
time Japanese entertainment Anime,Manga, and everything in between
Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ
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What's going on y'all, it's SouthernSenpais My name is Nicholas This
is two southern guys who exploreJapanese culture together.
Why are you looking at me like that?
He did not get that right.
Cause you were looking atme like a crazy person.
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Why did you do that?
He has to concentrate to say somethingwe've been doing for the past 50 episodes.
Oh my god.
Ah, DJ!
What are we doing today, DJ?
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It's really hard when somebodyis staring a hole through you.
You look like the, you look likethe dude that killed those people
in Solo Leveling we were watching.
You'll get it right eventually, dawg.
You distracted me!
I didn't do anything.
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Are you serious?
Where's your proof?
That's true, it's audio.
We're watching, it's awatch along of episode four.
And the whole length of the week.
This gaslighting, just so you guys know.
Nah!
Alright, so before we start theepisode, Nicholas State your case.
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What did I do thatprevented you from speaking?
You ducked your headunder me and looked at me.
I wasn't not under you.
It wasn't my chair.
You're in this, you'rein, you're on the couch.
So I wasn't under the couch.
That's impossible.
What are you trying to get out of this?
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I'm just asking you what did I dothat pervaded you from talking?
You looked at me, you were like,Cause I looked at you, you're talking!
Listen man don't do that, don't tryand gaslight me like that, okay?
Let's just start the fucking show, man.
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You know what?
You know what you did.
I don't know.
It's so funny What you looked at methat's like this reminds me of yeah,
we have you can't wait No, I don't.
You're chaperoning kids?
Hey, by the way, I don't.
No, I don't.
Oh, what happened?
Nope.
Somebody looked at me okay, whatdo you want me to do with it?
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I'm like, sweating.
Oh my god.
We gotta get started here, though.
And for those listening, it's true.
I did, I was looking at him.
It's true.
I did look at it.
All right so We also don't havethe studio intros so it's just
let me see how long this episodeis whoa How long is the episode?
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Oh 23 minutes and 40 seconds.
I thought it was like so good.
I thought I said 30 minutes for sayingthat 23 minutes and 40 episode 40 seconds.
Whoo Jumble on a horse there.
Hold and press play in 3 Ibet somebody's looking at you.
2 That's why you jumbled words.
Yep.
Yep, that's, yeah that's what happened.
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Someone's looking at me.
Mules!
Oh, that's a really good jump.
Whoa!
How'd he do that?
I feel like you would'venoticed that before.
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Oh, shit, man.
Oh!
Swing his
That's a big difference.
I like this strategy.
Beat it.
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Level up.
In this solo leveling,you should level up.
Dude, why'd you turn the heater off?
It's cold in here.
What is a heater remote?
It doesn't matter, I canjust turn it on like this.
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Again this.
I am not a fan of this.
Intro.
Intro, yeah.
Yeah, it's Hold on, I gottatry to find this mode.
Hold on.
Where is it?
Oh, it's right over there.
Okay.
I guess not everyone can be likeNaruto's Blue Bird, but you gotta try.
At least a little bit.
To getcha.
I think that this is just likewhen I don't think this is like
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They just put in English words.
Fully understand the context.
Although, we do the same thing withsome of our like, you know I don't know.
Everything.
Is this all in English?
I just noticed this.
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I don't know.
I didn't listen to it long enoughto see if it was all English.
Remember 15 years ago when Ihad, What Does the Fox Say?
I never found out what the foxsaid, so maybe this episode will
give me some insight on that.
Punching it seemed to work.
You should continue to do that.
Oh!
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What?
Open inventory?
You forgot that, dawg?
I'm not gonna lie, you're an idiot.
You deserve to lose.
You forgot you had an inventory?
Oh.
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You are not Berserk, dawg.
Oh.
You are not Guts.
Ooh.
Oh!
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The dawg.
I ain't gonna lie, bro, Iwould've done the same thing.
I would've done the same thing.
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Intelligence 11 perception.
Oh, that's like Spidey senses
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The real world of magicalbow opening right also
You can sell
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So that was one tooth.
I had a bunch of teeth trytaking like the rest of it
Why doesn't he pick up therest and get more gold?
I brought this guy horrible in video games
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So you stay there and grindby killing a bunch of foxes.
Nevermind.
Cool, let's get it.
No you did not.
You got close, but youdid not die actually.
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Whoever these foxes dentistsare, they did a great job.
Gives you a new meaningto the word lockjaw.
They had that old Yeezy treatment.
Would you trade in all your teethfor metal nothing like you did?
No.
And sound like that?
No.
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Wow, you're leveling up with each slash.
Wolf Assassin.
Ahem.
Dang, bro, on the ceiling.
Now pick up all them teeth.
No wonder you're broke.
You don't know how to pick, earn money.
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Ahem.
Oh, it's 34 fangs.
So you defeated 34.
Oh, it was an automatic collect.
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I think he just killed 34 wolves, causejust from one wolf he got 8, 8, 8 tooth.
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Yeah, turn it up.
Yeah, just keep going.
My gosh, come on bro.
Oh, your favorite character, DJ.
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Oh,
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now he's a monkey killer?
Nah, now a panther killer?
Monkeys, panthers, foxes,pretty basic standard enemies.
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What do you think the, what doyou think the voice over artist
does to get that tired voice?
Do you think he just startsrunning, and he just He probably
wakes up and just starts recording.
Yeah yeah whatever.
Or he probably, possiblydoesn't even care.
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Are you talking to me?
I can't Huh?
What is it, fourth wall break?
Metro!
Shut your ass up and add some drums.
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The sound mixing in this is it'slike barely audible and then it's
just like loud as hell for no reason.
Yeah.
It's definitely gonna be red, man.
This is this is something you used tohear back in the day back in Louisiana.
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Please be white.
No!
Please be white.
Go in your inventory andget some other shit, man.
Wait.
Or jump inside of it and thenexplode and self destruct
This is a video game.
You would get another life right orno, it's just leveling Damn, bro.
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He was the protagonist.
Ragdoll physics, huh?
Are you pinned down orare you worth something?
I probably got his foot cut off again
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How is he the weakest one of all mankind?
He would have to be super famous ifhe was the weakest one of all mankind.
And not only that, you Like, okay,so it says how much mana people have.
Since he has any.
But also, aren't humans whohave no powers the weakest?
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It wouldn't be this guy, clearly,because he can actually do it.
Are you talking to the snake?
I don't think the snake cares.
No, you're weak because you're weak.
Bro, you need therapy.
Really?
You don't need strength,you need therapy, bro.
Therapy.
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But this is like typicalanime speech talk.
Look how poorly the fingers were drawn.
See, this guy was weird, bro.
He had a foot fetish.
That guy was weird.
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You know what he reminds me of is Asta.
My superpower is never giving up.
No one's ever tried that before.
And also kinda it also kinda says thatOh, everyone who ever died just gave up.
None of them tried.
Come on, bro.
Alright.
Oh, he's doing Super Saiyan.
So let's go Super Saiyan.
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Let's get some powers.
Oh, he turned it off.
Get a new sword, dog.
What are you doing?
Oh, he's reenacting Dune.
Yeah.
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Punch it.
Punch it in the face.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Let's see.
Oh, he's tickling it.
I wouldn't expect that.
See, that's why he's the protagonist.
I would never have thought of that.
To tickle it.
To tickle the snake.
The bloody eye.
Oh, he's eating it.
What are you Bro.
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No, he's crushing it.
You knew he was gonna win.
This is You know, to be fair,the way other people talked about
this show, they acted like itwas like Full Metal Alchemist.
I ain't gonna lie.
That's what I was, I heard alot of great stuff about it.
I was like, not that it's not agreat show, but it's it's alright.
I think people just like anime.
Which is fine.
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Which is fine.
But you can't tell me it's oneof the best ever out right now.
Cause, possibly.
Maybe the rest of the stuff that'sout right now isn't as good.
In their opinion, but still.
Whoa, that's cool.
The snake's bone, the snake bones.
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Oh, you're not gonna wipethe blood off your face?
I guess he likes it in his eyes.
Metro!
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Yeah, obviously.
Bow to me, Rufus.
Do it.
If you really want to apologize,buy me buy me a sandwich.
The only way to properly apologize.
Did you know that Subway changedtheir slogan from five dollar a foot
long to six dollars for six inches?
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Yeah, because of inflation.
Japan, you reckon?
This man gets no breaks.
He just defeated a boss and nowhe's got to go beat another boss.
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This League of Legends looking mothafucka.
How much longer will this take?
To be fair, I get that they're usedto this, but this is like me going
up to a firefighter who's activelyfighting a fire and be like, Excuse
me, how long is this gonna take?
Exactly.
That is the most caring thingI've ever heard in my life.
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Is that Big Booty Judy?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're so pussy.
You're talking about what'shis face and now you're pussy.
What's going on?
Yeah you can.
Yes you can.
Don't give her any excuses.
So go in there and save it.
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Alright, so are you gonna jump?
Do it.
Alright.
Go ahead, let's see what we got.
Stop talking.
Go ahead, flex.
Do the flex.
Is he gonna throw it?
He's gonna throw it?
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Great job guys.
Me too.
I've done that.
I don't know about you, bro.
You just, you're notbuilt like that, dawg.
I'll go zero to a hundred real quick.
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I'm actually only level three.
Dang, this one arm is swole, dawg.
You gotta use both hands, my guy.
Jesus.
People will find out.
This is this anime's gettingbetter and better, man.
Oh, God.
I see this person's face one more time.
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I think I'm gonna pass out.
Alright.
I don't understand the wholeWhat's it do you wanna play a game?
Saw.
Saw yeah.
Reminds me of Saw.
Yeah, I'm not reallysure what this ending is.
I think that Fondling the lockers?
I think they just like Saw, man.
And then Saw has nothing to do with this.
He's look, I don't care.
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It's the ending credits, peopleare gonna turn it off anyway.
Put the saw in there.
I'm paying for the shit.
There's a lot you can do with this anime.
So I'm excited to seewhat they do with it.
I guess you will in the nextepisode of Dragon Ball Z.
Anyway, this has been Southern Senpais.
I'm Nicholas.
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I am still DJ, andwe'll see you next time.
See ya.
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