When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong!

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Welcome back to Talk Ya Sh!t, the podcast where Big Slick keeps it all the way 100 — no filters, no fake talk, just real life.

In this wild episode, Big Slick breaks down how “keeping it real” can sometimes take a hard left — from a speeding ticket that turned into a night in jail, to calling your girl “fat” (bad move 😅), to club nights gone sideways, and even family secrets spilling out at the reunion.

This one’s funny, honest, and a reminder that sometimes... being “too real” can cost you.

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Episode Transcript

SPEAKER_00 (00:15):
What up, what up, what up?
It's your boy Big Slick, andwelcome to another episode of
Talk Your Shit.
We got a great show for the day.
But first, I want to give ashout out to all the listeners.
Everybody at work, at home, inyour car, all the truck drivers
on the road right now.

(00:36):
I appreciate you tuning in.
Listen, today's show is aboutwhen keeping it real goes wrong.
And everybody knows aboutsituations like this that happen
with either you or somebody youknow.
Let's jump right into it.
Let's check this out.
For instance, let's say you inyour car, you speeding, you

(01:00):
doing a hundred or something of55, you going crazy.
Police pull up on you, right?
Pull you over.
Walk up on the car.
Like, yo, can I get your licenseregistration?
Nice police, too.
This is a nice cop.
And I'm saying this.
Listen, I'm allergic to police,but this is a nice cop that
pulled you over.

(01:21):
Being real nice.
You let me see your license,man.
You was going kind of fast.
You know, I'm gonna have to giveyou a ticket.
This one keeping it real goeswrong.
You saw talking shit.
Hold up.
First of all, let me give youthe backdrop.
It's late night, it's nowitnesses around.
You acting crazy with police.
All right, let me proceed.
You over here going, yo, man,out of here.

(01:44):
Let me get your badge number.
Who it is?
Blah blah blah blah blah.
So you just went from getting aticket to now going to jail.
Now you looking stupid in theface.
You in the cell, see yo, askingfor phone calls.
Man, shut the fuck up.
You could have taken the ticketand made all the phone calls you

(02:04):
want to in your own car, butthis one keeping it real goes
wrong.
Shut your mouth, man.
I don't understand this.
Another situation.
It's a fan reunion.
You at the fan reunion, right?
Motherfucker just stand up andgo.

(02:24):
I'm tired of being a fake uncle.
I'm that baby's daddy.
This is the wrong time to saythis at a fan reunion.
Now, all uncles and cousins inthe real family is whipping your
ass.
You over there going, look, yourmama been lying.
I'm that baby's daddy.

(02:47):
Mind you, the baby ain't a babyno more.
The baby like 35, man.
Come on, man.
Sit your ass down somewhere.
This is when keeping it realgoes wrong.
Shut up.
It makes no sense.
Another situation.

(03:07):
Your girl or your wife asks you,yo, does this dress make me look
fat?
Are you serious?
This what you go.
Nah, it don't make you look fat.
You look a little swole though.
Bruh.
It's the wrong thing to say.
This is what keeping it realgoes wrong.

(03:29):
Now, guess what?
That baby sleeping on the couchbecause you can't come in the
bedroom no more.
Dummy, stop it.
Listen, I can do this all day.
Another one.
Let's check this out.
And I know a lot of people canrelate that.
Probably saw somebody in thesituation.
You might not have been in it,but you might have seen this
happen before.

(03:50):
You in the club.
Club is packed, crowded.
Somebody in there, theychilling.
They got their little doubleshot of yak, you know what I'm
saying?
On the rocks, chilling, gettingthey sip.
Boom, boom, boom.
Somebody walks past, bumps them.
The drink spills, right?
Motherfucker, hot.
Damn, I spilled my drink.

(04:10):
The person that bumped into himsaid, Oh shit, man, pardon me.
I'm sorry.
Yo, my mistake.
I, whatever you drink, and I buyyou another drink, it's on me.
I got you.
Pardon me.
I ain't mean to bump into you.
No, this one, keeping it real,goes wrong.
Your homeboy, like, man, laterfor that shit.

(04:31):
I would, that was me.
I wouldn't let nobody just Iwouldn't let that slide.
So now you start beefing withthis dude.
What ends up happening?
This dude is like 15 deep withhis other homeboys.
Now you get stomped out.
You're on a soup diet, your jawwired, you eating your food
through straws now because youwant to keep it real.

(04:56):
That's when shit goes wrong.
You should have just shut up,got the drink, and kept it
moving.
Now you got IVs and your arm ona cold table, looking crazy in
the face, man.
Listen.
Listen, people, the moral ofthis is don't let your ego get
in the way, man.

(05:16):
Make rash decisions.
Keeping it real all day issometimes just being ignorant.
Like, come on, man.
Let's think about it, man.
You already know what it is.
This is Big Slick, and this hasbeen another episode of Talk
Your Shit.
Now, if you want to be part ofthe show, you can send your

(05:37):
story in to me.
Email it at talk your shit dailyat gmail.com.
That's talk your shit daily atgmail.com.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll pick your letter, read iton the show, give you my honest
opinion.
Unfiltered, raw, uncut opiniontruth.

(06:01):
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm gonna do.
Whether you like it or not, I'mgonna give you my honest
opinion.
Because that's what we do onthis show.
Again, it's been another greatepisode.
Until next time, I'm Big Slickand I'm out.
Peace.