Our patron Signe bought this book thinking it was written by an author she actually liked - Mark Edwards. Unfortunately, The Woman You Marry was written by Mark A. Edwards.
We're pretty sure that Mark A. Edwards is not a human being but rather a poorly constructed AI who was fed books by the real author Mark Edwards and programmed to write a short story.
Chris's book scouting in the real world yielded today's book, which we didn't totally dislike! It may not be for us, but there's some good writing in here and great character portraits. That being said, it's another heavy episode today so please be prepared for the below content warnings before you embark on the journey of Episode 84.
Content warnings: Today we’ve got our usual barnyard language, plus: potential...
Our favorite Antiques Freaks, D & Ken, are back! In ghost form!
We decide that space IS ghosts, have a ghost horse gobble-neighing contest, and try to figure out how the hell this short story from 1910 was ever considered a pre-cursor to Lovecraft.
Get your candles and bad couplets ready - we're goin' Bitchcraftin'!
You can watch a video of us recording this on Twitch until 4/25/2020: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/590324686
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Our Patron Lynn chose this book as their once-per-year reward! Check out our Patreon here to get this and other rewards for yourself.
Oops! Paris meant to say "denigration" of experts, not "degeneration"
Listener Martin Ford recommended this to us and we had to read it because it seemed so absurd. How could a book like this win a literary award? A book about a librarian having sex with a bear can't possibly be good.
...but it was. This book was actually quite great, all things considered.
Thanks again to Martin for the recommendation!
Content Warnings: In addition to our usual barnyard language, we're talking about bestiali...
This week it's 1985 and we're two children in an off-brand "Plot - It - Yourself" horror story. Chris wants to die as quickly as possible while Paris chooses life. Paris's microphone is backwards, Chris can't stop creating new lyrics for a bad 90s song, and we play another round of Power Rangers Monster or Weed Strain?
Content Warnings: Pretty sure we've just got our usual barnyard language for you this ...
Chris asked a bookstore employee to take him to the worst book they had seen lately, so we ended up getting BLASTED by this BOOKSHOT from James Patterson.
Audio quality warning: Chris accidentally positioned Paris's mic backwards so her audio is gonna' be a bit roomier than normal. Sorry!
Content Warnings: In addition to our usual barnyard language, we discuss murder, poisoning, use of the word gypsy, there are sounds of g...
We learn to control everyone with this ONE WEIRD TRICK! Chris tries to hypnotize Paris into loving bad books. This material was so short and devoid of substance that we once again play a guessing game. This time, Paris creates a game based on Amazon book SEO for Chris to play that he christens Not on Top.
We begin this episode by arguing about tigers and lions and eventually make our way to discussing the mechanics of human and tiger-man mating.
This book as a whole wasn't totally terrible though it does rely on a lot of noir/private eye stereotypes.
Once again, friend-of-the-show Hillary spotted this book in the wild and donated it to us.
Content Warnings: In addition to our usual barnyard language, we've got fighting, bord...
Paris and Chris have had a long evening of crafting for the previous episode. They then try to work their way through Maze while in an exhausted, sleep-deprived state beginning after midnight.
Chances aren't good for these adventurers.
Will Paris and Chris solve the Maze, find Room 45, and escape back to Room 1? Or will they forever wander through this book as penance?
T'was the week before Christmas and all through the house, could be heard Paris and Chris shrieking, and not from a mouse.The shrimp were speared on the cone with care, In hopes that Terriblo would soon be there. The roommates were nestled all snug in their beds; While visions from Lovecraft danced in their heads; And Paris in her hoodie, and Chris in his too, Continued to slice and spear as the Shrimp Tree grew. When ...
There was so much Christmas cheer in this series that we had to call in our friends over at the Amazon Book Club to help us read it! Check out their episode that covers the first book, Christmas in Silver Bell Falls.
A Christmas Rescue was so flavorless and dull that we ended up talking about other stuff for the latter half the episode. We play a guessing game Chris designed called Power Rangers Monster or Weed Strain? followed by ...
This psychological thriller didn't so much thrill us as annoy and infuriate us. Diary entries read like screenplays, the writing is bland overall, and ultimately the framing and plot have major issues. How does this book have such good ratings and reviews? Thanks to Chris's partner Rebecca for recommending this and donating her copy to the show.
Content warnings: In addition to our usual barnyard language, we've got des...
In this edition of Microwave Cooking for One in Space, we ascend with our arsenal of 200 microwaves. We're gonna' cook Mars just right.
We read the original Moon People four years ago in Episode 14. Thank you to listener Daniel Canady for this recommendation.
Content Warnings are light this week - just some mild sex and violence in addition to our usual barnyard language.
When D & Ken listened to 30 seconds of our podcast and told us we were good, we immediately invited them onto our show as guests and then got podcast married.
Our ghost moms warned us to, "Beware the Old-Stuff-Weirdos," but there's no way that refers to the Antiques Freaks.
D calls in their Patron debt and forces us to read Crimson Peak. We also watched Crimson Peak for Patrons.
Paris has already seen Crimson Peak o...
Neither of us over at TBC are into "bizarro" fiction, but today we discover that this corner of literature exists and it sure lives up to its moniker.
The weirdest and creepiest thing about this episode is that...well, there were actually redeeming qualities about this book. Yes - a book called The Haunted Vagina wasn't the worst thing we've ever read. The author somehow managed to create believable characters in a...
It's October, so this episode is the first in our series of spooky books in honor of the season.
After a long day of stocking up on fun size candy bars, putting together a cool costume, and decorating your yard with fake spiderwebs, you're just dying to curl up with a Halloween-themed mystery that stars a living skeleton, right?...right?...sure.
This book was recommended by friend-of-the-show, Kristina! Thanks so much for r...
Another week, another screenplay disguised as a book. This one is a real Russian nesting doll of poor choices.
Thanks to Bob from Books, Beards, & Booze for recommending this one to us!
Content Warnings: blood, death, fights between women, gore, injury, & misogyny.
Our Patron Jensina chose this book as their once-per-year reward! Check out our Patreon here to get this and other rewards for yourself.
In addition to our usual barnyard language, Content Warnings this week include: generalized violence, guns, military stuff, murder, and some brief jokes with sexual themes.
Chris and Paris become Blind Date and Merlot to fight a terrible book from another galaxy! This one made us feel like we were...