June 2, 2025 • 69 mins
The curtain falls on Season One of the Green Onions Podcast with a heartfelt, unfiltered conversation between hosts Common Sense Girl and Noah. What began as a 12-minute experiment has blossomed into a platform where authenticity reigns supreme, filled with what they lovingly call "nonsense, garbage, and a whole lot of laughter."
In this extended finale, the hosts reminisce about their podcasting journey, including the evolution of their format, behind-the-scenes dynamics, and the memorable jalapeno popper incident that nearly ended Noah's life. They candidly discuss how guest episodes changed their natural chemistry and their commitment to maintaining genuine conversations rather than performative content. This reflection offers listeners rare insight into the creative process behind building a podcast identity.
The conversation weaves through personal territory as Noah shares his thoughts on creative authenticity, expressing how he approaches creative endeavors with 100% commitment and no ego. Common Sense Girl opens up about family life, business ventures with her husband, and her new jogging routine with her five-year-old daughter. These personal moments showcase the real-life friendship that forms the backbone of the podcast.
The episode takes a deeper turn as they discuss mental health awareness, the importance of recognizing when someone is struggling, and how removing yourself from negative environments can be healing. Noah's moving reflection on fatherhood – both his relationship with his own father and his aspirations to become a parent – reveals the heart behind the humor. The finale concludes with a touching quote from "It's a Wonderful Life," bringing everything full circle.
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
two oh my gosh, you guys welcome to the green onions
podcast.
Yep, this is a podcast where wethrow out some nonsense a whole
lot of garbage or sense and awhole lot of laughter.
I am common sense girl and I'mnoah and welcome to our season
(00:22):
finale of our season finale ofour first season.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The season finale of the first season Like we made it
, we made it, we did it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yes, this is so cool.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's kind of crazy that we were talking about
previously.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That the location has changed.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The environment has changed and yet we're still the
same.
Real ass motherfuckers, yes,sitting on this fucking couch
and chair we started this shityeah, we throw a little bit more
things.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Episodes definitely got longer from the first
episode this is going to be alonger one.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I went from 12 minutes to at least an hour to
45 I have a feeling that this isgoing to be a longer one yeah,
we we've really definitely comeup a ways um from our 12 minute
episode, but we're excited thisepisode.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We decided we are not going to do our little
meditations and our devotion no,we're just talking yeah, we are
going gonna go back old school,just because we're extra
excited also people are askingabout like merch, I know, and
that's coming up in our seasontwo.
But soon, merchandise, we'readding video content I know we
(01:37):
kept saying it, but we're forreal.
This time we were bs, and theother times that that was a
season one.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Gaslight, yeah, we gaslighted ourselves.
We were like, yeah, this iswhat's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
But, believe it or not, we have been designing, so
we do.
We just got to throw it outthere to y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, also.
I don't think it gets expressedenough, but me with my music
and writing, movies and all thatgarbage like, and you doing
family and shit like I yeah,life, I think I don't think
we're gaslighting ourselves.
I think we're just like livingfucking life and if we could
(02:20):
fucking do it at that moment wewould do it, but also we're
caught up in everything.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
A million others we, we, we want so much all at the
same time.
It's just crazy.
We're like, we're like this ison our list, check, check.
Maybe not check so much socheck, check, check, check,
check yeah, so and then, andthen we add stuff, take one off,
add some more.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Add.
But, how are you?
I'm good.
We were having a conversation.
Yeah, I'm really good, likebriefly mentioning music and
briefly mentioning the I showedAnna a movie idea and briefly
(03:09):
mentioning this stuff.
For me as a person, it feelslike sometimes my brain isn't
working on anything Like, witheverything going on and all my
responsibilities and all thatstuff, that what I actually care
(03:33):
about and what I'm passionateabout gets like put to the
wayside.
And yet, like being able toshow that idea to you and being
able to show that idea to theother people I showed it to and
them being like yo, that's likeyou need to write a script,
(03:58):
essentially, um, and it's thatweird moment where it's like, oh
so Alta's time wasn't wasted,like, despite me thinking that
I'm wasting the time, it's beingutilized in a positive way.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And that's the Like, I don't know.
As a kid I used to view it aslike tattoos, or I used to view
it as like if I made a song thatI wanted to listen to, but now
it's more like the passage oftime is a fickle motherfucker.
I, uh I.
(04:44):
Day to day is a lot easier thanthe the broad spectrum of the
months.
How are you?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, I'm doing good.
Um, I am just life, in a way,as you mentioned.
You know, kids, hubby, extrabonus kid, Just lifing it away.
You know Few business ideas onthe side in the works, as always
(05:18):
Getting them together,executing it, Making my husband
my business partner.
That's interesting Because he'slike you're aggressive.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I said I am yeah, you want me on your side of the
table.
Yes, I'm pretty aggressive I'mblack and jewish all of the
above.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
yeah, yeah, um, but yeah, so that's been very
interesting dynamic, becausehe's kind of like life is great,
let's pray about it.
I'm like no.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Let's go to Burning man.
I'm like nah bro, we got to getthis shit done.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So that's been interesting.
I started jogging.
Did I tell you I startedjogging?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's been fun Well you mentioned it
briefly like 20 minutes ago,before we started.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, yeah, but yeah, me and the little youngster, we
started jogging and we did twomiles together today um really
successful.
But I'm really hurting um,because you know she's five, so
she's great, you know she's gota lot of energy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
She's fine, yeah, yeah, I'm 105 years old.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So, you know, I've got to kind of like, keep up
because you don't want your kidto get snatched up.
So I'm like, yeah, he got this,are you okay?
Like I seen jesus twice so.
But, um, it's actually good,because I wanted to be a runner
and she's pushing me because shereally wants to do it.
So I'm like, uh, this is betterthan her sitting on the couch
not doing nothing, eatingbonbons.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, you bring up that Running is so good.
There's a thing about my lifewhere I'll track out a mile,
like the subdivision across thestreet.
(07:06):
I know the mile and like whenit gets late I'll just run, and
it's like my favorite thing todo because it's like so mentally
clearing, even after all thesurgeries and you've had
surgeries too- so like running'sthis moment where you like feel
(07:28):
what's wrong, but yet you justit's like a different dial and
um, it's funny because I alwaysdrop back to basketball, mind
you.
Like I was running a mile inlike five minutes in high school
, like for basketball, andrunning was the thing.
I was like really good at um,and it was so funny because I
(07:55):
was really good at running.
And then the coach, like we ranaround the track and then, uh,
the coach comes up to me and hesays, if you don't pick up your
fucking feet, he said he said Iwas running Like there was
sandpaper under me or something,some bullshit like that.
(08:16):
Like I, I wouldn't, like, Iwould just like glide.
And he was like, have youwatched a gazelle?
And I was like, no, I have youwatched a gazelle?
And I was like, no, I have notwatched a gazelle run.
He's like pick up your fuckingknees, dude.
And I was like, and then that'swhen I started actually
(08:36):
learning I don't know how to runlike a gazelle.
Who fucking knows what agazelle is?
um, I don't know, just animalplanet yeah, okay, earth disney
plus you're gonna need to workon people in africa like they're
pretty.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You see how they be running that's awesome though
but yeah, so that's been prettyfine.
We'll see how it goes and come.
Come to me in a month from nowmaybe, like anna, how's that
running?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
nah, I'm doing actually I gotta run right now.
Actually I gotta fuck thispodcast.
I gotta go run a mile and ahalf to clear my mind.
That's what.
Like the sauna, that's what thesun does for you.
It's kind of crazy that, likethe mention of the first episode
(09:33):
, was me sitting in the saunaand me having great skin, which
I still do, by the way, but um,I can't stand him.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
He's talking about his gray skin.
I was born this way withgreatness.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So good.
No, I got to work for it, butI'm exceeding, I'm pushing the
boundaries of great skin.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, I just wake up this way, you know being black.
We slather that shea butter oil,that olive oil you got braids,
I saw it when you were walkingup here oh, my braids yeah oh, I
didn't tell you this, okay, soyeah, so no one knows about me
and my hair, but for the firsttime last week I wore a wig.
(10:18):
Let me just say, fyi, that shitis hot.
I can see why girls be flippingthem bad bitches off when they
be in fights on videos.
I see that stuff is hot like.
I was one step from flippingoff my wig and I had to remind
myself.
These caucasians have only beenaround a handful of black folks
(10:40):
and, trust me, ain't none ofthem wearing wigs, so they
probably don't want to see thishappen.
But yeah, so underneath, youknow, I had my little braids and
I was like you know what?
I got some good hair, so I'mjust like I'm just have to wear
my little cornrows for a littleminute because I'm like I can't.
That week was too hot.
I paid a dollar too much.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You can't return it funny because you called me and
I was like I'm in in the showerand you were like, okay, you
take.
What did you say?
You said something about metaking fast showers.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, I was like, oh, I'll be there in a few minutes.
You take fast ass showers,Because he do.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And he was all like, well, I take a shower like every
day and I'm like it don'tmatter, I'd be scrubbing as if
like 15 to 30 minutes easily nowell, I don't know like I scrub
you scrub quick you be incertain predicaments in your
life where you learn how tostroke like scrub quick oh, I
(11:36):
must have just had all the timein the world yeah, you had all
the time in the fucking world,because when you were telling me
that was like she has not beenin my shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
My parents gave me too much time.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
They didn't train me right, Because I'm like, I'm
like no, to me it was alwayslike oh, the water heater is
going to run out.
Was that with you?
Like, if?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
you stayed too long.
Just let me do.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And it's crazy because my mom could get dressed
in 30 minutes.
Even here, man, It'll be like Ihave probably at max 15 minutes
of hot water.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Before I'm like, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, in both of our bathrooms everybody can take a
shower at the same time, and wegot five people in our house,
yeah.
I've been very blessed to haveplaces that had good water
heaters.
I don't know what to tell you.
But growing up, but I'm notgoing to lie, but even growing
up I took really long showersand my mom never checked me.
(12:42):
And she gets ready, get, gether hair makeup done in 30
minutes, shower and everything.
My siblings same way.
My niece lives with me, same,everybody can do it.
I can't figure it out.
I need to work on my scrubbingprocess.
Give me some tips.
I don't know, because I clearlysuck at it.
I haven't figured it out.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm like why does it take me 15 minutes to wash my
one leg, like I don't know nobecause I'm clean, no, for me
the like the main shower happensafter I get out of the shower,
like you're doing another wholebath afterwards.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What's happening, yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I'm putting lotion on .
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm doing hello, I don't like to be us caucasians
I'm married.
I'm married to someone thatlooks Caucasian, so it's the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I hate to speak for the Caucasian population.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Listen, you're repping, you're repping.
You're going to have to win itnow.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Shit, it's like Like the bar is low.
So, for us Caucasians, the baris so fucking low to where it's
like, even if you do a littlebit, it's like oh shit, you're,
you're there.
Um, so I've been overachievingthe bar.
(13:58):
I like it, but good good, no,good skin forever yeah, um, I
forgot lotioning.
You're like my showering comesafter showering no, in a
(14:22):
throwback to the first episode,I was kind of am I thinking
about how we were super meta in,like the first three episodes?
And, um, as me saying we weresuper meta in the first three
episodes, it's me being meta inthe last episode of the first
season.
That's pretty cool, uh.
(14:42):
But there's like this momentwhere I'm like listening to the
episodes.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Good for him for doing that.
I don't.
I'm in it to win it.
I'm already here.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I don't either.
I like half hear him, the onesyou text me and you're like this
was a good one, but just basedoff the recording and then I
listened back to it and I'm likeit wasn't that good but um I
love the content damn yep,exactly, and uh, I don't know.
(15:19):
I feel like there's somefanfare we need to do.
I feel like there's some Likethroughout this season, anna,
what, what is?
Some points you think need tobe addressed.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Woo-wee Um.
So Anybody who's listened to usknows that we've only had Fuck
them.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Fuck them.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Fuck who the people that's listened to us, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
No, no, no, no, we need them.
No, this is season one.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But they know we've had a guest on our show, or two
guests.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Or multiple.
Yeah, You're right.
And one thing we gotta treadlightly here.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
But one thing Noah and I were discussing is how our
dynamic changed during that.
It wasn't like intentional, itwasn't like oh, but it was like
I shut down.
He felt like he had to carryand then we didn't coach our,
our guests.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Good enough, well it's not even that it's like
having Anna.
I've told you this since thebeginning.
It's having enough microphonesLike this, our mic setup right
now.
If anybody listening to thisright now was in the room, they
understand that my mic is like afidget spinner for me.
(16:44):
Anna knows this.
Hers is just set up.
It's a constant and she lovesthat because it's just there for
her.
Mine is something that I canfucking move.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Everybody has their own differentiation with a
microphone, has their owndifferentiation with the
microphone, and like it's alsothe idea of people are just so
performative and insecure.
(17:20):
It's like why when people, ifthey're so insecure, do they
feel like they have to beperformative?
And it's frustrating to mebecause we started this, because
literally, I brought yeah, Ibrought this idea up to you.
(17:42):
Like I, I literally like hey,this vibe is good, the
conversation's good, I don'tgive a fuck about being
performative, I'm just me.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
That's the problem with our guests and I think they
needed to be coached and I'mnot saying it in a horrible way,
it's constructive criticism,even if they're listening.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's not even coached .
We just had the wrong guests.
Well we didn't know they weregonna be theatrical with us, but
, um, it is what it is and welearned.
You do know that, like as soonas the mic turned on, they
completely change personalitiesyes, but, and that's a lesson
learned to us- well, no, that'spick better performative and
(18:23):
yeah, we don't need performance,we're trying to, you know, do
some real talk that'sperformative.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, we don't need performance, we're trying to,
you know, do some real talk,it's just natural.
Even if it's just dumb talk,real talk.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Well with me and you.
It's natural we have therapybefore we express that, but also
it's like I'm sure people arelike what is this therapy?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Let's just say we're each other's strengths.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We have PhDsds yes, ma'am we have phds man, where is
our credentials?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
howard university.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You know I've been figuring out the like our
honorary I kind of think I domaybe have a phd based on
probably can we just take thetest and be done.
Let me test out and get mydegree here which is crazy to me
, because people go to fuckingmtsu for a graphic film design
or whatever the fuck, and it'sthe worst, like why to me?
(19:15):
No, I'm trying to like, dialback what I'm about to say,
because why this is our lastepisode of season one fuck okay
shit.
Why I'm saying I want to dialback is because I put people on
(19:36):
game and then they figure it outand then I have to predict like
two steps ahead.
So give me five seconds topredict like two steps ahead.
So give me five seconds topredict ahead of what I'm about
to say.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Let's make this great again.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay, okay, so it's Fuck, it's fuck just let it rip
man.
I know it's what was cool to meis cool to everybody else
(20:25):
currently.
And it's this weird thing whereis cool to everybody else
currently?
And it's this weird thing wherewhen I say what's cool to me in
the present, people like giveme a side eye and then me a side
(20:47):
eye and then like a littlepassage of time goes by and then
it's like, oh, he was right, Ishouldn't have judged what he
thought was cool.
So to everybody else it's thiscool like put-on-game situation,
(21:13):
but to me it's like anisolation tactic.
To where how do I say what Ilike when the girls I'm with or
the friends I supposedly have?
(21:35):
Right, supposedly allegedly, andthen share it without having
any care for what I'm showingthem in their mind.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Example, Because you just confused that whole
audience.
They were like what is going?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
on uh, jeff buckley more like diddy um.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
So yeah, yeah, jesus jesus, jesus jesus?
No, does that make sense at all?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
there's to me, but I there's something you hold close
to your heart that I wouldn'tsay on this microphone right now
and you've told me, but Iwouldn't say on this microphone
right now and you've told me,but I won't say on this
microphone right now becausethat's for us and that's not for
everybody.
And I have a really harddifferentiation between letting
everybody know everything allthe time and like understanding
(22:44):
that me and your relationshiprelationship are like like we're
family, we're solid yeah anddifferentiating between family
and solid.
And like the girl with the anklebracelet that's probably
listening to this fuckingpodcast, like no, but that's
(23:06):
what I'm saying.
Like family, solid.
And then the antithesis is yourmom had an affair.
You have an ankle bracelet onyour family's also.
Like your family's probablypolluting the gene pool.
Ingram bitch, no, but what I'msaying is like you are polluting
(23:28):
the gene pool, whatever.
Oh my gosh, um I'm back no, butyeah, y'all are both ugly as
fuck and uh, I it's.
It's just the moment where,like how that was hard uh
(23:53):
welcome to a therapy sessionyeah, the the season finale is
the therapy session.
Okay, what's the other?
Yeah, what what?
Okay, wait, I asked you thequestion about a question I have
about the first season.
I think you should reiteratethe same.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
What is the one moment that stood out to you?
Whether it was in an episode,whether it was in an episode, it
was an episode.
What is the one moment?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Either something you said, something said no, okay.
So when we were cooking, it wasthe jalapeno poppers.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
That shit smacked me on myfucking ass I had ptsd that shit
put me down I was crying I wasa dog at the pound I hated you
for life.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That was your job, though, when we were cooking.
What the fuck are you talkingabout?
Like that?
One seed almost ended my wholelife that was an existential
experience.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That was I like I was looking at my instagram and
like I have all those like inthe in the bookmark profile and
I like looked down and I waslike looking at it like awk,
sweet like, and I was like, oh,when that hits my mouth let me
tell the bites were good but, itwas just that one seed Boom,
(25:26):
your life is over.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom.
But it also we also learned.
First of all, take all the damnseeds out.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah.
And we didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Well, I mean, who would have thought all that
scooping that was happening,that that one seed was still
left?
The scooping, all that scooping.
I do love us cooking.
Yes, we're gonna get back tothat.
We're gonna do some summercooking.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Um well, even with like all the people we've had in
the kitchen at the time, Idon't think you okay.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Point two oh, and then.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Then I'll ask you in our in our initial first season,
but, like whenever, this is afault of mine, but whenever
we're making food, poor baby, Idon't know what like people are
coming over so I'm not like 100%focused.
And people how do I say thispolitely?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Distract you a little bit.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, that's a good way to say that.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And I'm all about it.
I'm all about that life.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm like yeah, you immediately go somewhere else
you like, immediately justappease whoever's there, which
is really sweet and like you'relike and I really appreciate it.
But also then like how I grewup and how my brain starts to
think, I start to be like oh,she likes them more than me, why
(27:03):
?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
and he becomes needy in the kitchen all of a sudden,
you can't chop nothing.
He's like oh, he's like, ohshit.
What do I need to do, boy?
Everything's on the counter,just throw that in the skillet.
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
exactly me.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm all about.
I'm like let's toggle this,let's do this, we're gonna have
a good time and now figuringshit out.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's like that's, that's, uh, that's not a meat
problem, that's like a theyshouldn't have came over problem
.
Yes, I should not have beenlike anna's here and we're
cooking food, and every time Isay that people are like our
females were like, hey, I wantto meet anna.
(27:45):
I'm like, okay, oh, god damn it.
I just fucked up my whole nightand now I'm overthinking shit
that shouldn't be overthought.
It's like god damn.
And.
But the telltale sign is thepeople I invite over the hoes.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Can we say all of them except for one?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
The last one.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, she's perfect.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yes, I'm like can we distinguish which one's hoes?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I just got kind of lost.
But also it's like the last onewas more appealing to you
because she knows how much Ivalue our relationship.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean, they all knew that well, the ones, but
they're just kind of little.
They're out there.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The other ones are more.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Anchor bracelet.
We're done.
Well, I'm so happy you didn'tmeet anchor bracelet I really am
too, because I was so happywhen it ended.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I know you had a moment.
I brought her damn dog over tomy house.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
With permission.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Okay, at least she asked.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
But does this look like the doggy house?
No, also that dog's hair.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
That dog isn't gonna die in here, I promise I.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I wish it for that dog because with how that bitch
cares about people, that dogshould die don't you have an
ankle bracelet?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
That's a tall tale sign right there.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I probably got taken off.
Maybe, the ankle bracelet wasable to predict her sweat it
would beep after an hour.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
So weird as hell.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
To detect alcohol in her sweat.
Oh God, I was like God damn,you're just messy.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Right In her sweat.
Oh God, I was like God damn,you're just messy, like like
Right.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Like I've driven drunk.
But I haven't had the point oflike, oh, if I consume alcohol,
there's a bracelet on my ankleto detect if I'm fucking ripped
or not.
And then like also if I amripped like, how long does it
take for the fucking cops toshow up?
Exactly like I'm just fucked atthat point.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I am like, wow, yeah, I'm glad I didn't meet her, I
was she was beautiful and alsothat's nice.
I just wasn't excited about her.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
No, but also now her boyfriend looks like the thumb
off Spy Kids.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
No, not Spy Kids.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
We dug real deep there, specifically the thumb.
Like he's going to lose hishair in three years.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Damn you coming in hot.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well no, I'm not even like being an asshole or
anything, I'm just like I seehow he looks.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Dear sir, please go get some hair plugs.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Let's start now brother rogaine hey brother, you
wasted.
You wasted your life on thatwhore rogaine to regain.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hey, someone's trash is somebody else's treasure.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Exactly, and a lot of them are my trash.
So whenever you see that girlat the convenience store that
you've been thinking about.
Understand that she's my trash.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Only if she's in this town.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Wherever we are, wherever we are, season finale,
season finale, shit.
Wherever we are, wherever weare, season finale, season
finale, shit okay now.
Now I get to ask you over thepast season what's a question
that you've wanted to ask thatyou've never been able to ask?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
also, hand me the bottle behind you both actually
like, only hang you one at atime, because, although you're
like, oh, her mic just stands upthere, no, it hasn't yet.
I've dropped it like 500 times.
Y'all like it is out of source.
Season finale, um, I don't know.
Because I don't, you know?
(32:05):
No, I don't, because weliterally, even if we go like
the whole week without talking,like we reconvene when we do see
each other and it's like we hitour bullet point.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
This is what happened in life um, okay then, and if
let me rephrase, rephrase thequestion, then what I mean.
Still same question what issomething as a friend and as a
sister?
You want to ask me that youwant clarity on in my life well,
(32:42):
that's see, that's one of thosethings I'm like I wouldn't I
wouldn't say it on this damnshow.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I mean, I love y'all, but no, y'all don't y'all,
don't get the the uh cherry onthe top now, damn it no, what's
suitable?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
what?
What's that question like,framed that way in a way that
other people can hear and I cananswer for you, because this is
the fucking season finale, thisis the fucking cherry, this is
the cherry on top if we sit hereand think about it um, okay, so
(33:15):
maybe damn, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
No, you have it you got it because I mean, I I we've
talked about this.
I know your overall goals.
Definitely something creativethat you want to be in.
Have your career?
Yeah, make your moolah, sityour ass at home and just be a
bruno mars and wake up in yourjammies, um, but what is
(33:45):
something like you're working on, like right now that's you know
you're going to be like I'mgoing full throttle, get my foot
in the door.
I'm going to try it with this,because I mean you do music, you
write scripts, I mean you takeweird pictures.
We're going to say thatpictures we're gonna say that
(34:07):
we're gonna say those are pretty.
He always listen.
Noah, and I only done one photoshoot and like the poses I'm
just like as overall those areanna poses, like I'm gonna let
him do his creative photo shoot,but then mine is like gonna
look completely different i'm'ma slender man-ass motherfucker.
I don't know how to, and he'sgot my short ass in the back.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Shit, wait.
It is a good question, thoughit's.
I think this may potentially belike the downfall of how I
think or how I move and this isa season one special that people
(34:58):
are hearing this but it's likeI, I do a hundred percent move
authentically and I move in away where it's like I really
have no anna.
Jesus christ, do you need yoursleep apnea machine?
You're breathing so hard intothe fucking microphone.
(35:22):
I know I'm like jesus christ um, um, no, but like authenticity
wise, I'm trying to bring itback I know I was trying to see
if I annoy you and throw you offand I you never annoy me
(35:51):
Authenticity-wise, whether it bemusic, and I think that's why
I'm drawn to creative stuff somuch is.
I have this weird inept ability.
Inept, no, that's the wrongword.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Who's got the speech?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
issues today you.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
That's true, I miss it.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Season one done, season one done, we're going to
end this.
It is just like thisauthenticity and this like pure.
I think there's this weirdthing about me like being where
(36:39):
we are Anybody creatively Iapproach.
There's always like a ton ofstuff holding them down, mm-hmm
To where, as with me, I'llfucking scissor, cut the shit
like dead booties when theyscissor.
(36:59):
But yeah.
No, yeah, no, like I'll cut allthe ties that like hold up a
situation from being the best itcan be, but like possibly be
creatively.
And the authenticity and itresembles Shia LaBeouf and Fury
(37:26):
that like like method, actinglike that Like and I hate that,
I even mentioned that, but likethat that's how I view creative
things, because it's so easy tolike be in a creative situation
with somebody that's 110% boughtin and like I remember being 16
(37:48):
recording fucking music withsomebody that wasn't bought in
and I had to be the guy that was120 bought in and like I had to
make up and that song didn'tstill turn out the way I wanted
to because he, the producer,wasn't 110% bought in.
(38:10):
So it's like authenticity andjust like cut the ego for me and
I say this with a lack of egobut like authenticity and I'm
(38:36):
100 him and I've been him, andlike people they're just now
starting to realize that need tocatch up.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
So good answer, love it.
But I'm still trying to figureout where the downfall was in
that.
There was no downfall in that.
What was the question about thedownfall?
Well, you said.
You said this may be mydownfall and I was just like,
okay, I'm waiting for thisbecause I'm about to, you know,
chop and screw your answer and Ididn't hear the downfall, so I
(39:13):
can't chop and screw your answerbecause it was a great answer
the downfall is authenticity,and that's not downfall.
There's a lot of creative peopleout there making it that have
authenticity.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
But if the people I'm thinking about right now tapped
into their own likeauthenticity.
It was funny because, um, uh,someone was talking to me about
their relationship that endedand now he's married
congratulations.
But like he was talking to meabout the relationship that got
(39:55):
away and like the one he wishedhe could have done better, and
how it ended was, he looked ather and he said you don't even
know who you fucking are.
And I kind of sit there andthink about it because I'm
(40:19):
really close with this personand it's kind of crazy to me
that, like I said something tosomebody one time that was a
travis gottler and I literallysaid um, I'm the one, uh, I'm
the one that introduced you tothe you right now and I don't
(40:47):
think people feel that enough Tothe you right now.
And I don't think people feelthat enough Like whoever we run
across.
And whatever they show us orwhatever rabbit hole they drive
us down, or whatever Alice inWonderland bullshit that like
(41:09):
they're the people thatintroduced us to who we are now
and like I think the message forseason one before I ask you,
the same question you asked meis I don't even remember the
(41:29):
question I asked you exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I'll ask you because I remember uh good for you, good
for that young mind um, there'sa lot of wrinkles uh on his
part.
I use olive oil, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
It's just like um.
I'll rephrase the question Dothe people listening to this
even know who they are right now?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I hope so.
Or they're learning or gettingto know themselves.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Let me ask the question one more time and then
you give like three secondswhere no noise is ringing out.
I got the headphones on here.
You know to the people that arelistening to this, know who they
are right now caller one damn,we're tight, we're, we're so
(42:26):
there, we're so ready um, I Idon't know about our listeners,
but I'm gonna pray that they'regetting to know themselves, or
they do know themselves um, itis like also like the people
(42:56):
that aren't kind of sway you alittle bit, or at least with me,
where it's like man, I got afucking face tattoo, like I I'll
, I'll fucking die on a hill,I'll burn, I don't give a shit.
Like if it's somebody I love,I'll fucking do that shit.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Like but like my love must be really weak that's like
, because I'm like.
That's you too, though like umexempt the face tattoo, but we
got the rest of it no, but yoursis more of like a realistic.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Mine's a fucking lil wayne garbage ass idea.
Mine's like an 18 year old'sidea of understanding what
humanity is.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Um, okay, let's shift , like y'all don't understand,
like he is going to be mybrother for life.
Um damn, I don't even know whatquestion to ask.
This is so exciting.
(44:02):
We made it.
Season one, we made it this isso cool.
This is so exciting.
We made it.
Season one we made it.
This is so cool.
This is so cool.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
So cool.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I can't even tell you I'm ecstatic.
This is so fun.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
When we were downstairs and dad well, Joel,
was here.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
AKA your dad yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Did we think it would end up here?
I, I don't, uh.
No, I want to pick your brainon this, like when I know.
Here here's my question.
When I brought up the podcastand you came over and all that
stuff, like, did you foresee itending up where it is now?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
No and yes.
So our first episode.
Yeah, in my head it and it'sstill even when I listen to it.
It went so well I mean yeah, Imean that's that's a little
piece of it, but it went wellbecause, although we have such
(45:15):
great dynamic off this mic, whenthe mic cut on I didn't know
what exactly was going to be theactual dynamic.
Like, I was a little like, likeokay, but at the same time I
was like this is going to besuccessful because we're going
to go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Work together like I trained you yeah, I know, isn't
that funny.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Um, so like he trained me and then asked me how
was was his training and is hedoing it right?
I don't know, bro, are you?
I guess we'll soon find out ifI can ring up this customer,
right?
No money lost there.
But to be in this very momentlike we've.
We've changed our formats.
(46:01):
We've done a few tweaks.
I think we kind of have ageneral idea now where we want
to go with our show, but wedidn't know what our niche was.
We really our niche was us,whatever, whatever was in our
little brains.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
It was like I still think we don't know what our
niche is yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Overall, it is being the best niche, niche, niche I
can spell it um it's being thebest version of ourselves, with
a little fucking stupidapostrophe I can't even think
what it's called, but it's beingthe best version of yourself.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
That is what we strive in every episode, even
when we didn't physically saythat.
That is what we have strived.
We we have not.
Yeah, we said a few crazy stuffhere and there, but that's part
of our thing a little nonsense,yo, some man laughter.
But at the same time, we wantpeople to be the best version of
(47:00):
themselves.
You, you come to the show torelax, to listen, maybe, get a
good tip here and there, maybeor not.
But when you turn us off after45 minutes an hour however long
the darn show is, 12 minutesthis one's gonna be fucking long
you are, you are happy.
(47:21):
You are happy.
You're like damn that no way.
And uh, cumm commonsense girlwas funny as hell.
Like that's how we want you toleave.
We want you to have positivevibes.
We don't.
We've never ended our shows ona negative vibe no, no and we do
not begin it on a negative vibe.
Now, there we may say somecrazy shit in between, like no,
and his fuck you uh anklebracelet ankle brace, or you
(47:46):
know.
He was talking when we weretalking about the olympics you
know well, that was yeah, butshit, it was all in good humor,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Anything's not to be negative you know I love victor
rumbiniana and I hope his bloodclots heal well well damn I
don't know if that was sincereor you just know it.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
It's very sincere okay, I just want the nba.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Okay, honestly, give me two minutes um we're gonna
talk about the playoffs theknicks and the indiana pacers.
The game's going on currentlyyes, I'm not gonna check the
score.
Me and anna, after this episode, are going to go down and
finish, but the Knicks andIndiana Pacers yeah, check.
(48:36):
No, I'm not going to checkbecause I'm invested.
That's the first time in theEastern Conference Finals that
the Knicks and the IndianaPacers have been there since
patrick ewing and reggie miller,like that is, that's monumental
, and timothy chalamet and likeevery, it's just cool.
Um, um, yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Uh, for some reason, because you were very um, you
talk about the actual game andright there, you did not.
And I was expecting you to,just because I'm invested in the
playoffs.
But it's cool, I'm so theplayoffs.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
It's been the best in like a decade but it's fun
these are the best play.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
They are I'm having a good time.
It reminds me of back in theday, back in my day, not yours,
but back in the day you're likeyeah, I wasn't even born.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
But no, I've watched documentaries.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
I'm right there but I'm having a good time, um, my
household's having a good time,well, me and my husband's having
a good time, um, but it's cool,we can discuss on next episode.
Um, but he's, he gotta look itup.
Of course he does, no, but, um,damn, what were we talking
about?
I don't know how we slitherinto that, but anyhow, I don't
(50:03):
even know my question.
What were we talking about,noah?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I don't know.
I'm trying to find an ending.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I don't know, but you know what I will say this we
have at least three people I canor four people I can think of
off the top of my head thatliterally listen to all of our
episodes Noah's parents, myhusband and christy, old
(50:33):
faithful yeah and they give ushonest feedback.
Sometimes they're probably likewhat the hell is wrong with you
two?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
do we listen to their feedback?
Do we?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
listen.
We, we did.
We did try to listen to joel,but we did try to listen to
Joel's.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
But we still jacked up the name afterwards because
one time I think one time welistened to feedback they were
like you're not plugging inthese fucking microphones,
you're not sitting here with usas we fucking deal with our
problems but thank you all, didI name my husband, I think I
(51:11):
thank you but thank you, no,seriously thank you and thank
you to everyone else thatlistened to us, even if you
don't listen to every episode Iget texts like I think he.
He was one where I was like in areally bad spot and I don't
even think I replied, but justlike waking up from my stupor
(51:39):
and that text being on my phonereally made me like so
quintessentially thank you.
Like I.
I don't think people understandlike there is a like a
celebratory, like season one'sover, we're fucking doing it,
(52:02):
which is fucking crazy to meyeah, we've had some crazy
roller coaster downs yeah alsolike I need to remember the
buffalo chicken dip nightremember that night.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
That one was well.
We had a couple of those nights, well I mean when we went to
hold.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
on the last point I want to make oh yes, remember
when you came here and weplanned to do the podcast.
We didn't do the podcastbecause you said we're going to
dinner, oh that buffalo chickendinner.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I thought you were talking about yours Exactly.
Oh, that buffalo chicken dip.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
I thought you were talking about yours Exactly.
So what was your evaluationwhen you came in and you just
were like, hey, I need to gethim away from.
I don't think you understand,but getting away from that space
and what you influenced, it wasa good thought process for me.
(53:09):
So, like, what was your thoughtprocess?
Walking in there, were you justlike this is a friend.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Well, definitely as a friend.
But I know when something's off, like you know, it's just I
don't know.
I just know when something'soff, I don't know.
I just know when something'soff.
And sometimes you're not asforthcoming and so I'm like,
okay, come on, let's go drink itout, let's drink it out.
(53:37):
And unfortunately, sometimeswhen we're in this space, it's
not the space we need to be in,because sometimes it's not a the
space we need to be in, becausesometimes it's the tension like
you've already created, thisspace where it seems negative,
and it's not really a negativespace, but the drama, the
incident, whatever happened inthis space.
(53:58):
It's almost like you got to doa um, some sage or something
sometimes which we need to do,incense, but um, and and there's
been a few moments, even on my,my own end we've, we've both,
literally I don't even knowwhat's.
Maybe we need to stop drinkingtap water, I don't know, but
(54:19):
some we've had some things we'vehad to wheel it in, and the
reason why it's taken us so longto get through 20 episodes in a
season which is great, we're 20, right, I know we did it.
Give me some.
It's not because of lack of,you know, wanting to do it.
But one, I have another job too.
But two, it has been um momentswhere we've literally like,
(54:46):
we've come together to do it,but it was like nah, actually,
case in point, last week was oneof those weeks and not anything
was going on.
It was just no, actually theweek before and last week, oh
darn, two weeks, yeah, two weeksin a row, we've had stuff going
on.
Yeah, two weeks in a row we'vehad stuff going on, um, with
(55:09):
that being said, talking about,you know, not being in the
greatest space, sometimes beingin the greatest space, removing
ourselves from areas, y'all.
This is mental health month.
Let's learn to love each other,be kind to each other, um,
because you honestly don't knowthe things that people battle
(55:29):
secretly yeah, and I'm gonnasign it off this is gonna be
good, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
It's a monologue from my number one favorite movie of
all time.
Have you seen?
It's Wonderful Life.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yes, he's obsessed with that.
He's going to talk about itduring Christmas too.
Watch.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
No, that's the one it's.
Wonderful Life is the one moviemy dad did a lot of shit wrong,
well damn, but he did 98% ofshit wrong, well damn, but he
did 98% of shit, right, andevery Christmas Eve.
(56:16):
We clocking that Joel we'restretching this episode out
because he called me and he saidI'm sorry, I didn't let you
feel your feelings like growingup and you just had to feel what
(56:44):
I like programmed you to feeland like I'm a grown ass adult
now.
And it's this moment where it'slike maybe I didn't have the
(57:06):
opportunity to like feel like Ihaving an older sister, like I
was kind of the one that ran tomy room and just like put
headphones in and just liketried to disassociate, uh, and
(57:29):
like how, how do I now operatein a way of where, like I'm him
and yet I'm I'm I am stilltrying to figure out feelings
that like I didn't have theopportunity to process, or I
(57:58):
kind of view it as a gate.
I kind of view it as a gate,like the security guard at the
gate was like hey, you're notallowed to process these
feelings right now, so like waitfive years.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
And like how do I, how do I move?
Um, and it was this really coolmoment where he's like, uh, my
age right now.
He had me and my sister and hewas raising them and like I
(58:37):
never view, it is like anegative, I never view, it's
just like to me the weight oftwo humans and I know.
(58:58):
I know that hits a chord withyou and it's just like what hits
a chord with you and it's justlike what is the idea that you
have to call that person andapologize Because if I was in
your situation or his situation,I'd probably be doing the same
(59:25):
shit.
I'm trying to find myself.
I'm my age and I have two kidswith my seed that are growing up
with my fucked up genetics,that I don't I don't even
fucking know how to calculate ormove around right.
Yet those kids are growing upand expecting me to be the like.
(59:50):
Answer.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
So that apology is more like.
I appreciate and love that.
The empathy that he'sdisplaying by trying to call me
and apologize for that, that'ssuper sweet.
But also, like me and her, madeit like right, exactly, exactly
(01:00:19):
we got we're, we're fuckinggood.
Yeah, like, take that W, youknow, like and that's the crazy
thing Like you raising kids also, it's like you may see Z and
(01:00:44):
like, do you ever think in 10years they'll be fucking
successful?
Yeah, I know it, they'll belike in the workforce and
they'll be killing shit.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
They're gonna be something right.
I already know that we, thatyou can't have the background
that they have and stillcontinue to have shitty unless
you stay in that place and youknow I'm, I'm, I'm touched, I
ain't letting it happen.
You know I'll flip over somecars and stuff.
(01:01:17):
So I just when I tell you andyou, they're great, they're
really great in comparison toeverything they've been through.
Yeah, we see the tweaks and Zhas really like, yes, he do some
ass, fuck, shit, I ain't gonnalie.
(01:01:37):
But as overall, wow, theimprovement, the way, even with
our reteaching, like just theimprovement when you come over.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
It's not like it used to be solely about him.
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Yeah, now they both do that.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
It's not Well no, it's not anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Like he probably like equilibrium doubt yeah, he's,
he's getting normal, he'sgetting that what he should have
had.
And I'm not saying, like youalways have to be in a
two-parent home, because it'snot always true, because they're
single parents who raisechildren and they're, they're
amazing.
But what those kids needed wasstability, love, and I don't
(01:02:24):
mean let's just say, oh, I loveyou.
No, there's actions.
I can say all day I lovesomebody, but if there's no damn
action, I don't know what thehell we call that.
We just talking.
It's a walk and a talk.
And they are seeing that, theyare getting it.
They are seeing healthyrelationships, and why I say
healthy relations?
I'm not talking about just meand Jerry's, but just the
interactions.
(01:02:45):
I say healthy relations, I'mnot talking about just me and
Jerry's, but just theinteractions.
They're seeing people of alldifferent walks of life come
into my life or in my life thatare successful.
They're not seeing as fuckpeople who ain't even trying.
They just like it's okay if Idon't pay this electricity bill.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Oh well, even why, like hanging over here last week
, like I'm, it's a weird momentto me where, like I as a 25 year
old person, don't understandthat I'm not the 14 year old kid
(01:03:22):
that doesn't understand he'ssuccessful.
But also I'm successful basedon the love and the care and the
trust and appreciation thatpeople blessed upon me.
Um and then leading withdiscernment, like that's always
(01:03:49):
important, and's what I dude, Ifucking lose all this if it
helped out the people that blessme with the situation I've been
in the past year or the pastfive years.
Like I I go to home depot andbuy two by fours and build a
shack on the beach.
(01:04:10):
Like I can sleep on the ground.
I've done it.
Or like, regardless of life andregardless of like status and
bullshit that we like try to puton for people, but like I can
(01:04:32):
do that and I think, one of themain things, like you, we, we
brought up the question likewhere do I want to go?
I want to be a dad.
Season one Shout out Whoop,whoop.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I don't know to who.
Please don't attract no crazyhoes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
No, I want to be a dad and I want to be just Like
life, goal-wise.
That's what I want.
Like, I want to have thepotential and the opportunity to
(01:05:11):
be able to just do what megrowing up couldn't have offered
because of the lack ofknowledge.
And that's not throwing shadeor blame at anybody, but it's
(01:05:33):
just like lack of knowledge,lack of understanding, lack of
just getting that like those,like the people, don't have all
the tools in their tool beltyeah and like how do I give
(01:06:00):
someone those tools a little bitfaster?
Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
yeah yeah you'll be all right.
You'll be all right yeah, I'llbe all right and lord, please do
not bless him with no babiesuntil your will be done not his
will and not, and not hot cockmolly's will either.
Anyway, he's gonna close thisout like yep three hours later
(01:06:25):
all right, uh, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Uh, bailey, I know very well what you're talking
about.
You're talking about somethingyou can't get your fingers on
and it's galing you.
That's what you're talkingabout.
I know Well, I've said too much.
(01:06:59):
You do what you want with thething.
It's just one more thing.
This town needs this measlyone-horse institution, if only
to have some place where peoplecan come without crawling to
Potter.
Come on, uncle Billy.
(01:07:21):
Come on, uncle Billy.
Hold on Just a minute.
Just a minute Now.
No, hold on Just a minute, justa minute Now.
Hold on, mr Potter, just aminute Now.
You're right when you say myfather was no business man.
I know that.
(01:07:43):
Why he started this cheap pennyante building alone, I don't
know.
I know that.
Why he started this cheap pennyante building alone, I'll never
know.
But neither you nor anybodyelse can say anything against
his character.
Because his whole life.
Why, in the 25 years since heand Uncle Billy started this
thing, he never thought once tohimself, isn't that right, uncle
(01:08:04):
Billy?
He didn't save enough money tosend Harry to school, let alone
me, but he did help a few peopleget out of your slums, mr
Potter.
And what's wrong with that?
Why, here your businessmen heredon't make them better.
So nah, nah, nah, nah, nahDoesn't make them better
(01:08:34):
customers.
Wait, ah, it's such a cool,hold on.
Uh, anyway, my father didn'tthink so.
People were human beings to him, but to you a warped,
frustrated old man, their cattle.
Well, in my, my book, he died amuch richer man than you'll
ever be.
Is that a?
Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
that's a good one that's a good ending that is and
, like we said before, we thankyou guys for this wonderful
season one, and next time youhear us we'll be in season two,
episode one.
Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Thank you so much, that was cool.
two oh my gosh, you guys welcome to the green onions
podcast.
Yep, this is a podcast where wethrow out some nonsense a whole
lot of garbage or sense and awhole lot of laughter.
I am common sense girl and I'mnoah and welcome to our season
(00:22):
finale of our season finale ofour first season.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The season finale of the first season Like we made it
, we made it, we did it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yes, this is so cool.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's kind of crazy that we were talking about
previously.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That the location has changed.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The environment has changed and yet we're still the
same.
Real ass motherfuckers, yes,sitting on this fucking couch
and chair we started this shityeah, we throw a little bit more
things.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Episodes definitely got longer from the first
episode this is going to be alonger one.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I went from 12 minutes to at least an hour to
45 I have a feeling that this isgoing to be a longer one yeah,
we we've really definitely comeup a ways um from our 12 minute
episode, but we're excited thisepisode.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We decided we are not going to do our little
meditations and our devotion no,we're just talking yeah, we are
going gonna go back old school,just because we're extra
excited also people are askingabout like merch, I know, and
that's coming up in our seasontwo.
But soon, merchandise, we'readding video content I know we
(01:37):
kept saying it, but we're forreal.
This time we were bs, and theother times that that was a
season one.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Gaslight, yeah, we gaslighted ourselves.
We were like, yeah, this iswhat's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
But, believe it or not, we have been designing, so
we do.
We just got to throw it outthere to y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, also.
I don't think it gets expressedenough, but me with my music
and writing, movies and all thatgarbage like, and you doing
family and shit like I yeah,life, I think I don't think
we're gaslighting ourselves.
I think we're just like livingfucking life and if we could
(02:20):
fucking do it at that moment wewould do it, but also we're
caught up in everything.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
A million others we, we, we want so much all at the
same time.
It's just crazy.
We're like, we're like this ison our list, check, check.
Maybe not check so much socheck, check, check, check,
check yeah, so and then, andthen we add stuff, take one off,
add some more.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Add.
But, how are you?
I'm good.
We were having a conversation.
Yeah, I'm really good, likebriefly mentioning music and
briefly mentioning the I showedAnna a movie idea and briefly
(03:09):
mentioning this stuff.
For me as a person, it feelslike sometimes my brain isn't
working on anything Like, witheverything going on and all my
responsibilities and all thatstuff, that what I actually care
(03:33):
about and what I'm passionateabout gets like put to the
wayside.
And yet, like being able toshow that idea to you and being
able to show that idea to theother people I showed it to and
them being like yo, that's likeyou need to write a script,
(03:58):
essentially, um, and it's thatweird moment where it's like, oh
so Alta's time wasn't wasted,like, despite me thinking that
I'm wasting the time, it's beingutilized in a positive way.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And that's the Like, I don't know.
As a kid I used to view it aslike tattoos, or I used to view
it as like if I made a song thatI wanted to listen to, but now
it's more like the passage oftime is a fickle motherfucker.
I, uh I.
(04:44):
Day to day is a lot easier thanthe the broad spectrum of the
months.
How are you?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, I'm doing good.
Um, I am just life, in a way,as you mentioned.
You know, kids, hubby, extrabonus kid, Just lifing it away.
You know Few business ideas onthe side in the works, as always
(05:18):
Getting them together,executing it, Making my husband
my business partner.
That's interesting Because he'slike you're aggressive.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I said I am yeah, you want me on your side of the
table.
Yes, I'm pretty aggressive I'mblack and jewish all of the
above.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
yeah, yeah, um, but yeah, so that's been very
interesting dynamic, becausehe's kind of like life is great,
let's pray about it.
I'm like no.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Let's go to Burning man.
I'm like nah bro, we got to getthis shit done.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So that's been interesting.
I started jogging.
Did I tell you I startedjogging?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's been fun Well you mentioned it
briefly like 20 minutes ago,before we started.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, yeah, but yeah, me and the little youngster, we
started jogging and we did twomiles together today um really
successful.
But I'm really hurting um,because you know she's five, so
she's great, you know she's gota lot of energy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
She's fine, yeah, yeah, I'm 105 years old.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So, you know, I've got to kind of like, keep up
because you don't want your kidto get snatched up.
So I'm like, yeah, he got this,are you okay?
Like I seen jesus twice so.
But, um, it's actually good,because I wanted to be a runner
and she's pushing me because shereally wants to do it.
So I'm like, uh, this is betterthan her sitting on the couch
not doing nothing, eatingbonbons.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, you bring up that Running is so good.
There's a thing about my lifewhere I'll track out a mile,
like the subdivision across thestreet.
(07:06):
I know the mile and like whenit gets late I'll just run, and
it's like my favorite thing todo because it's like so mentally
clearing, even after all thesurgeries and you've had
surgeries too- so like running'sthis moment where you like feel
(07:28):
what's wrong, but yet you justit's like a different dial and
um, it's funny because I alwaysdrop back to basketball, mind
you.
Like I was running a mile inlike five minutes in high school
, like for basketball, andrunning was the thing.
I was like really good at um,and it was so funny because I
(07:55):
was really good at running.
And then the coach, like we ranaround the track and then, uh,
the coach comes up to me and hesays, if you don't pick up your
fucking feet, he said he said Iwas running Like there was
sandpaper under me or something,some bullshit like that.
(08:16):
Like I, I wouldn't, like, Iwould just like glide.
And he was like, have youwatched a gazelle?
And I was like, no, I have youwatched a gazelle?
And I was like, no, I have notwatched a gazelle run.
He's like pick up your fuckingknees, dude.
And I was like, and then that'swhen I started actually
(08:36):
learning I don't know how to runlike a gazelle.
Who fucking knows what agazelle is?
um, I don't know, just animalplanet yeah, okay, earth disney
plus you're gonna need to workon people in africa like they're
pretty.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You see how they be running that's awesome though
but yeah, so that's been prettyfine.
We'll see how it goes and come.
Come to me in a month from nowmaybe, like anna, how's that
running?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
nah, I'm doing actually I gotta run right now.
Actually I gotta fuck thispodcast.
I gotta go run a mile and ahalf to clear my mind.
That's what.
Like the sauna, that's what thesun does for you.
It's kind of crazy that, likethe mention of the first episode
(09:33):
, was me sitting in the saunaand me having great skin, which
I still do, by the way, but um,I can't stand him.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
He's talking about his gray skin.
I was born this way withgreatness.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So good.
No, I got to work for it, butI'm exceeding, I'm pushing the
boundaries of great skin.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, I just wake up this way, you know being black.
We slather that shea butter oil,that olive oil you got braids,
I saw it when you were walkingup here oh, my braids yeah oh, I
didn't tell you this, okay, soyeah, so no one knows about me
and my hair, but for the firsttime last week I wore a wig.
(10:18):
Let me just say, fyi, that shitis hot.
I can see why girls be flippingthem bad bitches off when they
be in fights on videos.
I see that stuff is hot like.
I was one step from flippingoff my wig and I had to remind
myself.
These caucasians have only beenaround a handful of black folks
(10:40):
and, trust me, ain't none ofthem wearing wigs, so they
probably don't want to see thishappen.
But yeah, so underneath, youknow, I had my little braids and
I was like you know what?
I got some good hair, so I'mjust like I'm just have to wear
my little cornrows for a littleminute because I'm like I can't.
That week was too hot.
I paid a dollar too much.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You can't return it funny because you called me and
I was like I'm in in the showerand you were like, okay, you
take.
What did you say?
You said something about metaking fast showers.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, I was like, oh, I'll be there in a few minutes.
You take fast ass showers,Because he do.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And he was all like, well, I take a shower like every
day and I'm like it don'tmatter, I'd be scrubbing as if
like 15 to 30 minutes easily nowell, I don't know like I scrub
you scrub quick you be incertain predicaments in your
life where you learn how tostroke like scrub quick oh, I
(11:36):
must have just had all the timein the world yeah, you had all
the time in the fucking world,because when you were telling me
that was like she has not beenin my shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
My parents gave me too much time.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
They didn't train me right, Because I'm like, I'm
like no, to me it was alwayslike oh, the water heater is
going to run out.
Was that with you?
Like, if?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
you stayed too long.
Just let me do.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And it's crazy because my mom could get dressed
in 30 minutes.
Even here, man, It'll be like Ihave probably at max 15 minutes
of hot water.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Before I'm like, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, in both of our bathrooms everybody can take a
shower at the same time, and wegot five people in our house,
yeah.
I've been very blessed to haveplaces that had good water
heaters.
I don't know what to tell you.
But growing up, but I'm notgoing to lie, but even growing
up I took really long showersand my mom never checked me.
(12:42):
And she gets ready, get, gether hair makeup done in 30
minutes, shower and everything.
My siblings same way.
My niece lives with me, same,everybody can do it.
I can't figure it out.
I need to work on my scrubbingprocess.
Give me some tips.
I don't know, because I clearlysuck at it.
I haven't figured it out.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm like why does it take me 15 minutes to wash my
one leg, like I don't know nobecause I'm clean, no, for me
the like the main shower happensafter I get out of the shower,
like you're doing another wholebath afterwards.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What's happening, yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I'm putting lotion on .
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm doing hello, I don't like to be us caucasians
I'm married.
I'm married to someone thatlooks Caucasian, so it's the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I hate to speak for the Caucasian population.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Listen, you're repping, you're repping.
You're going to have to win itnow.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Shit, it's like Like the bar is low.
So, for us Caucasians, the baris so fucking low to where it's
like, even if you do a littlebit, it's like oh shit, you're,
you're there.
Um, so I've been overachievingthe bar.
(13:58):
I like it, but good good, no,good skin forever yeah, um, I
forgot lotioning.
You're like my showering comesafter showering no, in a
(14:22):
throwback to the first episode,I was kind of am I thinking
about how we were super meta in,like the first three episodes?
And, um, as me saying we weresuper meta in the first three
episodes, it's me being meta inthe last episode of the first
season.
That's pretty cool, uh.
(14:42):
But there's like this momentwhere I'm like listening to the
episodes.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Good for him for doing that.
I don't.
I'm in it to win it.
I'm already here.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I don't either.
I like half hear him, the onesyou text me and you're like this
was a good one, but just basedoff the recording and then I
listened back to it and I'm likeit wasn't that good but um I
love the content damn yep,exactly, and uh, I don't know.
(15:19):
I feel like there's somefanfare we need to do.
I feel like there's some Likethroughout this season, anna,
what, what is?
Some points you think need tobe addressed.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Woo-wee Um.
So Anybody who's listened to usknows that we've only had Fuck
them.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Fuck them.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Fuck who the people that's listened to us, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
No, no, no, no, we need them.
No, this is season one.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But they know we've had a guest on our show, or two
guests.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Or multiple.
Yeah, You're right.
And one thing we gotta treadlightly here.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
But one thing Noah and I were discussing is how our
dynamic changed during that.
It wasn't like intentional, itwasn't like oh, but it was like
I shut down.
He felt like he had to carryand then we didn't coach our,
our guests.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Good enough, well it's not even that it's like
having Anna.
I've told you this since thebeginning.
It's having enough microphonesLike this, our mic setup right
now.
If anybody listening to thisright now was in the room, they
understand that my mic is like afidget spinner for me.
(16:44):
Anna knows this.
Hers is just set up.
It's a constant and she lovesthat because it's just there for
her.
Mine is something that I canfucking move.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Everybody has their own differentiation with a
microphone, has their owndifferentiation with the
microphone, and like it's alsothe idea of people are just so
performative and insecure.
(17:20):
It's like why when people, ifthey're so insecure, do they
feel like they have to beperformative?
And it's frustrating to mebecause we started this, because
literally, I brought yeah, Ibrought this idea up to you.
(17:42):
Like I, I literally like hey,this vibe is good, the
conversation's good, I don'tgive a fuck about being
performative, I'm just me.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
That's the problem with our guests and I think they
needed to be coached and I'mnot saying it in a horrible way,
it's constructive criticism,even if they're listening.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's not even coached .
We just had the wrong guests.
Well we didn't know they weregonna be theatrical with us, but
, um, it is what it is and welearned.
You do know that, like as soonas the mic turned on, they
completely change personalitiesyes, but, and that's a lesson
learned to us- well, no, that'spick better performative and
(18:23):
yeah, we don't need performance,we're trying to, you know, do
some real talk that'sperformative.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, we don't need performance, we're trying to,
you know, do some real talk,it's just natural.
Even if it's just dumb talk,real talk.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Well with me and you.
It's natural we have therapybefore we express that, but also
it's like I'm sure people arelike what is this therapy?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Let's just say we're each other's strengths.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We have PhDsds yes, ma'am we have phds man, where is
our credentials?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
howard university.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You know I've been figuring out the like our
honorary I kind of think I domaybe have a phd based on
probably can we just take thetest and be done.
Let me test out and get mydegree here which is crazy to me
, because people go to fuckingmtsu for a graphic film design
or whatever the fuck, and it'sthe worst, like why to me?
(19:15):
No, I'm trying to like, dialback what I'm about to say,
because why this is our lastepisode of season one fuck okay
shit.
Why I'm saying I want to dialback is because I put people on
(19:36):
game and then they figure it outand then I have to predict like
two steps ahead.
So give me five seconds topredict like two steps ahead.
So give me five seconds topredict ahead of what I'm about
to say.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Let's make this great again.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay, okay, so it's Fuck, it's fuck just let it rip
man.
I know it's what was cool to meis cool to everybody else
(20:25):
currently.
And it's this weird thing whereis cool to everybody else
currently?
And it's this weird thing wherewhen I say what's cool to me in
the present, people like giveme a side eye and then me a side
(20:47):
eye and then like a littlepassage of time goes by and then
it's like, oh, he was right, Ishouldn't have judged what he
thought was cool.
So to everybody else it's thiscool like put-on-game situation,
(21:13):
but to me it's like anisolation tactic.
To where how do I say what Ilike when the girls I'm with or
the friends I supposedly have?
(21:35):
Right, supposedly allegedly, andthen share it without having
any care for what I'm showingthem in their mind.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Example, Because you just confused that whole
audience.
They were like what is going?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
on uh, jeff buckley more like diddy um.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
So yeah, yeah, jesus jesus, jesus jesus?
No, does that make sense at all?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
there's to me, but I there's something you hold close
to your heart that I wouldn'tsay on this microphone right now
and you've told me, but Iwouldn't say on this microphone
right now and you've told me,but I won't say on this
microphone right now becausethat's for us and that's not for
everybody.
And I have a really harddifferentiation between letting
everybody know everything allthe time and like understanding
(22:44):
that me and your relationshiprelationship are like like we're
family, we're solid yeah anddifferentiating between family
and solid.
And like the girl with the anklebracelet that's probably
listening to this fuckingpodcast, like no, but that's
(23:06):
what I'm saying.
Like family, solid.
And then the antithesis is yourmom had an affair.
You have an ankle bracelet onyour family's also.
Like your family's probablypolluting the gene pool.
Ingram bitch, no, but what I'msaying is like you are polluting
(23:28):
the gene pool, whatever.
Oh my gosh, um I'm back no, butyeah, y'all are both ugly as
fuck and uh, I it's.
It's just the moment where,like how that was hard uh
(23:53):
welcome to a therapy sessionyeah, the the season finale is
the therapy session.
Okay, what's the other?
Yeah, what what?
Okay, wait, I asked you thequestion about a question I have
about the first season.
I think you should reiteratethe same.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
What is the one moment that stood out to you?
Whether it was in an episode,whether it was in an episode, it
was an episode.
What is the one moment?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Either something you said, something said no, okay.
So when we were cooking, it wasthe jalapeno poppers.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
That shit smacked me on myfucking ass I had ptsd that shit
put me down I was crying I wasa dog at the pound I hated you
for life.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That was your job, though, when we were cooking.
What the fuck are you talkingabout?
Like that?
One seed almost ended my wholelife that was an existential
experience.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That was I like I was looking at my instagram and
like I have all those like inthe in the bookmark profile and
I like looked down and I waslike looking at it like awk,
sweet like, and I was like, oh,when that hits my mouth let me
tell the bites were good but, itwas just that one seed Boom,
(25:26):
your life is over.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom.
But it also we also learned.
First of all, take all the damnseeds out.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah.
And we didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Well, I mean, who would have thought all that
scooping that was happening,that that one seed was still
left?
The scooping, all that scooping.
I do love us cooking.
Yes, we're gonna get back tothat.
We're gonna do some summercooking.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Um well, even with like all the people we've had in
the kitchen at the time, Idon't think you okay.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Point two oh, and then.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Then I'll ask you in our in our initial first season,
but, like whenever, this is afault of mine, but whenever
we're making food, poor baby, Idon't know what like people are
coming over so I'm not like 100%focused.
And people how do I say thispolitely?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Distract you a little bit.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, that's a good way to say that.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And I'm all about it.
I'm all about that life.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm like yeah, you immediately go somewhere else
you like, immediately justappease whoever's there, which
is really sweet and like you'relike and I really appreciate it.
But also then like how I grewup and how my brain starts to
think, I start to be like oh,she likes them more than me, why
(27:03):
?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
and he becomes needy in the kitchen all of a sudden,
you can't chop nothing.
He's like oh, he's like, ohshit.
What do I need to do, boy?
Everything's on the counter,just throw that in the skillet.
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
exactly me.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm all about.
I'm like let's toggle this,let's do this, we're gonna have
a good time and now figuringshit out.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's like that's, that's, uh, that's not a meat
problem, that's like a theyshouldn't have came over problem
.
Yes, I should not have beenlike anna's here and we're
cooking food, and every time Isay that people are like our
females were like, hey, I wantto meet anna.
(27:45):
I'm like, okay, oh, god damn it.
I just fucked up my whole nightand now I'm overthinking shit
that shouldn't be overthought.
It's like god damn.
And.
But the telltale sign is thepeople I invite over the hoes.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Can we say all of them except for one?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
The last one.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, she's perfect.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yes, I'm like can we distinguish which one's hoes?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I just got kind of lost.
But also it's like the last onewas more appealing to you
because she knows how much Ivalue our relationship.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean, they all knew that well, the ones, but
they're just kind of little.
They're out there.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The other ones are more.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Anchor bracelet.
We're done.
Well, I'm so happy you didn'tmeet anchor bracelet I really am
too, because I was so happywhen it ended.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I know you had a moment.
I brought her damn dog over tomy house.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
With permission.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Okay, at least she asked.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
But does this look like the doggy house?
No, also that dog's hair.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
That dog isn't gonna die in here, I promise I.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I wish it for that dog because with how that bitch
cares about people, that dogshould die don't you have an
ankle bracelet?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
That's a tall tale sign right there.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I probably got taken off.
Maybe, the ankle bracelet wasable to predict her sweat it
would beep after an hour.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
So weird as hell.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
To detect alcohol in her sweat.
Oh God, I was like God damn,you're just messy.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Right In her sweat.
Oh God, I was like God damn,you're just messy, like like
Right.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Like I've driven drunk.
But I haven't had the point oflike, oh, if I consume alcohol,
there's a bracelet on my ankleto detect if I'm fucking ripped
or not.
And then like also if I amripped like, how long does it
take for the fucking cops toshow up?
Exactly like I'm just fucked atthat point.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I am like, wow, yeah, I'm glad I didn't meet her, I
was she was beautiful and alsothat's nice.
I just wasn't excited about her.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
No, but also now her boyfriend looks like the thumb
off Spy Kids.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
No, not Spy Kids.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
We dug real deep there, specifically the thumb.
Like he's going to lose hishair in three years.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Damn you coming in hot.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well no, I'm not even like being an asshole or
anything, I'm just like I seehow he looks.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Dear sir, please go get some hair plugs.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Let's start now brother rogaine hey brother, you
wasted.
You wasted your life on thatwhore rogaine to regain.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hey, someone's trash is somebody else's treasure.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Exactly, and a lot of them are my trash.
So whenever you see that girlat the convenience store that
you've been thinking about.
Understand that she's my trash.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Only if she's in this town.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Wherever we are, wherever we are, season finale,
season finale, shit.
Wherever we are, wherever weare, season finale, season
finale, shit okay now.
Now I get to ask you over thepast season what's a question
that you've wanted to ask thatyou've never been able to ask?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
also, hand me the bottle behind you both actually
like, only hang you one at atime, because, although you're
like, oh, her mic just stands upthere, no, it hasn't yet.
I've dropped it like 500 times.
Y'all like it is out of source.
Season finale, um, I don't know.
Because I don't, you know?
(32:05):
No, I don't, because weliterally, even if we go like
the whole week without talking,like we reconvene when we do see
each other and it's like we hitour bullet point.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
This is what happened in life um, okay then, and if
let me rephrase, rephrase thequestion, then what I mean.
Still same question what issomething as a friend and as a
sister?
You want to ask me that youwant clarity on in my life well,
(32:42):
that's see, that's one of thosethings I'm like I wouldn't I
wouldn't say it on this damnshow.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I mean, I love y'all, but no, y'all don't y'all,
don't get the the uh cherry onthe top now, damn it no, what's
suitable?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
what?
What's that question like,framed that way in a way that
other people can hear and I cananswer for you, because this is
the fucking season finale, thisis the fucking cherry, this is
the cherry on top if we sit hereand think about it um, okay, so
(33:15):
maybe damn, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
No, you have it you got it because I mean, I I we've
talked about this.
I know your overall goals.
Definitely something creativethat you want to be in.
Have your career?
Yeah, make your moolah, sityour ass at home and just be a
bruno mars and wake up in yourjammies, um, but what is
(33:45):
something like you're working on, like right now that's you know
you're going to be like I'mgoing full throttle, get my foot
in the door.
I'm going to try it with this,because I mean you do music, you
write scripts, I mean you takeweird pictures.
We're going to say thatpictures we're gonna say that
(34:07):
we're gonna say those are pretty.
He always listen.
Noah, and I only done one photoshoot and like the poses I'm
just like as overall those areanna poses, like I'm gonna let
him do his creative photo shoot,but then mine is like gonna
look completely different i'm'ma slender man-ass motherfucker.
I don't know how to, and he'sgot my short ass in the back.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Shit, wait.
It is a good question, thoughit's.
I think this may potentially belike the downfall of how I
think or how I move and this isa season one special that people
(34:58):
are hearing this but it's likeI, I do a hundred percent move
authentically and I move in away where it's like I really
have no anna.
Jesus christ, do you need yoursleep apnea machine?
You're breathing so hard intothe fucking microphone.
(35:22):
I know I'm like jesus christ um, um, no, but like authenticity
wise, I'm trying to bring itback I know I was trying to see
if I annoy you and throw you offand I you never annoy me
(35:51):
Authenticity-wise, whether it bemusic, and I think that's why
I'm drawn to creative stuff somuch is.
I have this weird inept ability.
Inept, no, that's the wrongword.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Who's got the speech?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
issues today you.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
That's true, I miss it.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Season one done, season one done, we're going to
end this.
It is just like thisauthenticity and this like pure.
I think there's this weirdthing about me like being where
(36:39):
we are Anybody creatively Iapproach.
There's always like a ton ofstuff holding them down, mm-hmm
To where, as with me, I'llfucking scissor, cut the shit
like dead booties when theyscissor.
(36:59):
But yeah.
No, yeah, no, like I'll cut allthe ties that like hold up a
situation from being the best itcan be, but like possibly be
creatively.
And the authenticity and itresembles Shia LaBeouf and Fury
(37:26):
that like like method, actinglike that Like and I hate that,
I even mentioned that, but likethat that's how I view creative
things, because it's so easy tolike be in a creative situation
with somebody that's 110% boughtin and like I remember being 16
(37:48):
recording fucking music withsomebody that wasn't bought in
and I had to be the guy that was120 bought in and like I had to
make up and that song didn'tstill turn out the way I wanted
to because he, the producer,wasn't 110% bought in.
(38:10):
So it's like authenticity andjust like cut the ego for me and
I say this with a lack of egobut like authenticity and I'm
(38:36):
100 him and I've been him, andlike people they're just now
starting to realize that need tocatch up.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
So good answer, love it.
But I'm still trying to figureout where the downfall was in
that.
There was no downfall in that.
What was the question about thedownfall?
Well, you said.
You said this may be mydownfall and I was just like,
okay, I'm waiting for thisbecause I'm about to, you know,
chop and screw your answer and Ididn't hear the downfall, so I
(39:13):
can't chop and screw your answerbecause it was a great answer
the downfall is authenticity,and that's not downfall.
There's a lot of creative peopleout there making it that have
authenticity.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
But if the people I'm thinking about right now tapped
into their own likeauthenticity.
It was funny because, um, uh,someone was talking to me about
their relationship that endedand now he's married
congratulations.
But like he was talking to meabout the relationship that got
(39:55):
away and like the one he wishedhe could have done better, and
how it ended was, he looked ather and he said you don't even
know who you fucking are.
And I kind of sit there andthink about it because I'm
(40:19):
really close with this personand it's kind of crazy to me
that, like I said something tosomebody one time that was a
travis gottler and I literallysaid um, I'm the one, uh, I'm
the one that introduced you tothe you right now and I don't
(40:47):
think people feel that enough Tothe you right now.
And I don't think people feelthat enough Like whoever we run
across.
And whatever they show us orwhatever rabbit hole they drive
us down, or whatever Alice inWonderland bullshit that like
(41:09):
they're the people thatintroduced us to who we are now
and like I think the message forseason one before I ask you,
the same question you asked meis I don't even remember the
(41:29):
question I asked you exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I'll ask you because I remember uh good for you, good
for that young mind um, there'sa lot of wrinkles uh on his
part.
I use olive oil, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
It's just like um.
I'll rephrase the question Dothe people listening to this
even know who they are right now?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I hope so.
Or they're learning or gettingto know themselves.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Let me ask the question one more time and then
you give like three secondswhere no noise is ringing out.
I got the headphones on here.
You know to the people that arelistening to this, know who they
are right now caller one damn,we're tight, we're, we're so
(42:26):
there, we're so ready um, I Idon't know about our listeners,
but I'm gonna pray that they'regetting to know themselves, or
they do know themselves um, itis like also like the people
(42:56):
that aren't kind of sway you alittle bit, or at least with me,
where it's like man, I got afucking face tattoo, like I I'll
, I'll fucking die on a hill,I'll burn, I don't give a shit.
Like if it's somebody I love,I'll fucking do that shit.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Like but like my love must be really weak that's like
, because I'm like.
That's you too, though like umexempt the face tattoo, but we
got the rest of it no, but yoursis more of like a realistic.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Mine's a fucking lil wayne garbage ass idea.
Mine's like an 18 year old'sidea of understanding what
humanity is.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Um, okay, let's shift , like y'all don't understand,
like he is going to be mybrother for life.
Um damn, I don't even know whatquestion to ask.
This is so exciting.
(44:02):
We made it.
Season one, we made it this isso cool.
This is so exciting.
We made it.
Season one we made it.
This is so cool.
This is so cool.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
So cool.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I can't even tell you I'm ecstatic.
This is so fun.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
When we were downstairs and dad well, Joel,
was here.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
AKA your dad yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Did we think it would end up here?
I, I don't, uh.
No, I want to pick your brainon this, like when I know.
Here here's my question.
When I brought up the podcastand you came over and all that
stuff, like, did you foresee itending up where it is now?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
No and yes.
So our first episode.
Yeah, in my head it and it'sstill even when I listen to it.
It went so well I mean yeah, Imean that's that's a little
piece of it, but it went wellbecause, although we have such
(45:15):
great dynamic off this mic, whenthe mic cut on I didn't know
what exactly was going to be theactual dynamic.
Like, I was a little like, likeokay, but at the same time I
was like this is going to besuccessful because we're going
to go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Work together like I trained you yeah, I know, isn't
that funny.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Um, so like he trained me and then asked me how
was was his training and is hedoing it right?
I don't know, bro, are you?
I guess we'll soon find out ifI can ring up this customer,
right?
No money lost there.
But to be in this very momentlike we've.
We've changed our formats.
(46:01):
We've done a few tweaks.
I think we kind of have ageneral idea now where we want
to go with our show, but wedidn't know what our niche was.
We really our niche was us,whatever, whatever was in our
little brains.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
It was like I still think we don't know what our
niche is yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Overall, it is being the best niche, niche, niche I
can spell it um it's being thebest version of ourselves, with
a little fucking stupidapostrophe I can't even think
what it's called, but it's beingthe best version of yourself.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
That is what we strive in every episode, even
when we didn't physically saythat.
That is what we have strived.
We we have not.
Yeah, we said a few crazy stuffhere and there, but that's part
of our thing a little nonsense,yo, some man laughter.
But at the same time, we wantpeople to be the best version of
(47:00):
themselves.
You, you come to the show torelax, to listen, maybe, get a
good tip here and there, maybeor not.
But when you turn us off after45 minutes an hour however long
the darn show is, 12 minutesthis one's gonna be fucking long
you are, you are happy.
(47:21):
You are happy.
You're like damn that no way.
And uh, cumm commonsense girlwas funny as hell.
Like that's how we want you toleave.
We want you to have positivevibes.
We don't.
We've never ended our shows ona negative vibe no, no and we do
not begin it on a negative vibe.
Now, there we may say somecrazy shit in between, like no,
and his fuck you uh anklebracelet ankle brace, or you
(47:46):
know.
He was talking when we weretalking about the olympics you
know well, that was yeah, butshit, it was all in good humor,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Anything's not to be negative you know I love victor
rumbiniana and I hope his bloodclots heal well well damn I
don't know if that was sincereor you just know it.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
It's very sincere okay, I just want the nba.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Okay, honestly, give me two minutes um we're gonna
talk about the playoffs theknicks and the indiana pacers.
The game's going on currentlyyes, I'm not gonna check the
score.
Me and anna, after this episode, are going to go down and
finish, but the Knicks andIndiana Pacers yeah, check.
(48:36):
No, I'm not going to checkbecause I'm invested.
That's the first time in theEastern Conference Finals that
the Knicks and the IndianaPacers have been there since
patrick ewing and reggie miller,like that is, that's monumental
, and timothy chalamet and likeevery, it's just cool.
Um, um, yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Uh, for some reason, because you were very um, you
talk about the actual game andright there, you did not.
And I was expecting you to,just because I'm invested in the
playoffs.
But it's cool, I'm so theplayoffs.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
It's been the best in like a decade but it's fun
these are the best play.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
They are I'm having a good time.
It reminds me of back in theday, back in my day, not yours,
but back in the day you're likeyeah, I wasn't even born.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
But no, I've watched documentaries.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
I'm right there but I'm having a good time, um, my
household's having a good time,well, me and my husband's having
a good time, um, but it's cool,we can discuss on next episode.
Um, but he's, he gotta look itup.
Of course he does, no, but, um,damn, what were we talking
about?
I don't know how we slitherinto that, but anyhow, I don't
(50:03):
even know my question.
What were we talking about,noah?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I don't know.
I'm trying to find an ending.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I don't know, but you know what I will say this we
have at least three people I canor four people I can think of
off the top of my head thatliterally listen to all of our
episodes Noah's parents, myhusband and christy, old
(50:33):
faithful yeah and they give ushonest feedback.
Sometimes they're probably likewhat the hell is wrong with you
two?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
do we listen to their feedback?
Do we?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
listen.
We, we did.
We did try to listen to joel,but we did try to listen to
Joel's.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
But we still jacked up the name afterwards because
one time I think one time welistened to feedback they were
like you're not plugging inthese fucking microphones,
you're not sitting here with usas we fucking deal with our
problems but thank you all, didI name my husband, I think I
(51:11):
thank you but thank you, no,seriously thank you and thank
you to everyone else thatlistened to us, even if you
don't listen to every episode Iget texts like I think he.
He was one where I was like in areally bad spot and I don't
even think I replied, but justlike waking up from my stupor
(51:39):
and that text being on my phonereally made me like so
quintessentially thank you.
Like I.
I don't think people understandlike there is a like a
celebratory, like season one'sover, we're fucking doing it,
(52:02):
which is fucking crazy to meyeah, we've had some crazy
roller coaster downs yeah alsolike I need to remember the
buffalo chicken dip nightremember that night.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
That one was well.
We had a couple of those nights, well I mean when we went to
hold.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
on the last point I want to make oh yes, remember
when you came here and weplanned to do the podcast.
We didn't do the podcastbecause you said we're going to
dinner, oh that buffalo chickendinner.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I thought you were talking about yours Exactly.
Oh, that buffalo chicken dip.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
I thought you were talking about yours Exactly.
So what was your evaluationwhen you came in and you just
were like, hey, I need to gethim away from.
I don't think you understand,but getting away from that space
and what you influenced, it wasa good thought process for me.
(53:09):
So, like, what was your thoughtprocess?
Walking in there, were you justlike this is a friend.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Well, definitely as a friend.
But I know when something's off, like you know, it's just I
don't know.
I just know when something'soff, I don't know.
I just know when something'soff.
And sometimes you're not asforthcoming and so I'm like,
okay, come on, let's go drink itout, let's drink it out.
(53:37):
And unfortunately, sometimeswhen we're in this space, it's
not the space we need to be in,because sometimes it's not a the
space we need to be in, becausesometimes it's the tension like
you've already created, thisspace where it seems negative,
and it's not really a negativespace, but the drama, the
incident, whatever happened inthis space.
(53:58):
It's almost like you got to doa um, some sage or something
sometimes which we need to do,incense, but um, and and there's
been a few moments, even on my,my own end we've, we've both,
literally I don't even knowwhat's.
Maybe we need to stop drinkingtap water, I don't know, but
(54:19):
some we've had some things we'vehad to wheel it in, and the
reason why it's taken us so longto get through 20 episodes in a
season which is great, we're 20, right, I know we did it.
Give me some.
It's not because of lack of,you know, wanting to do it.
But one, I have another job too.
But two, it has been um momentswhere we've literally like,
(54:46):
we've come together to do it,but it was like nah, actually,
case in point, last week was oneof those weeks and not anything
was going on.
It was just no, actually theweek before and last week, oh
darn, two weeks, yeah, two weeksin a row, we've had stuff going
on.
Yeah, two weeks in a row we'vehad stuff going on, um, with
(55:09):
that being said, talking about,you know, not being in the
greatest space, sometimes beingin the greatest space, removing
ourselves from areas, y'all.
This is mental health month.
Let's learn to love each other,be kind to each other, um,
because you honestly don't knowthe things that people battle
(55:29):
secretly yeah, and I'm gonnasign it off this is gonna be
good, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
It's a monologue from my number one favorite movie of
all time.
Have you seen?
It's Wonderful Life.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yes, he's obsessed with that.
He's going to talk about itduring Christmas too.
Watch.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
No, that's the one it's.
Wonderful Life is the one moviemy dad did a lot of shit wrong,
well damn, but he did 98% ofshit wrong, well damn, but he
did 98% of shit, right, andevery Christmas Eve.
(56:16):
We clocking that Joel we'restretching this episode out
because he called me and he saidI'm sorry, I didn't let you
feel your feelings like growingup and you just had to feel what
(56:44):
I like programmed you to feeland like I'm a grown ass adult
now.
And it's this moment where it'slike maybe I didn't have the
(57:06):
opportunity to like feel like Ihaving an older sister, like I
was kind of the one that ran tomy room and just like put
headphones in and just liketried to disassociate, uh, and
(57:29):
like how, how do I now operatein a way of where, like I'm him
and yet I'm I'm I am stilltrying to figure out feelings
that like I didn't have theopportunity to process, or I
(57:58):
kind of view it as a gate.
I kind of view it as a gate,like the security guard at the
gate was like hey, you're notallowed to process these
feelings right now, so like waitfive years.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
And like how do I, how do I move?
Um, and it was this really coolmoment where he's like, uh, my
age right now.
He had me and my sister and hewas raising them and like I
(58:37):
never view, it is like anegative, I never view, it's
just like to me the weight oftwo humans and I know.
(58:58):
I know that hits a chord withyou and it's just like what hits
a chord with you and it's justlike what is the idea that you
have to call that person andapologize Because if I was in
your situation or his situation,I'd probably be doing the same
(59:25):
shit.
I'm trying to find myself.
I'm my age and I have two kidswith my seed that are growing up
with my fucked up genetics,that I don't I don't even
fucking know how to calculate ormove around right.
Yet those kids are growing upand expecting me to be the like.
(59:50):
Answer.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
So that apology is more like.
I appreciate and love that.
The empathy that he'sdisplaying by trying to call me
and apologize for that, that'ssuper sweet.
But also, like me and her, madeit like right, exactly, exactly
(01:00:19):
we got we're, we're fuckinggood.
Yeah, like, take that W, youknow, like and that's the crazy
thing Like you raising kids also, it's like you may see Z and
(01:00:44):
like, do you ever think in 10years they'll be fucking
successful?
Yeah, I know it, they'll belike in the workforce and
they'll be killing shit.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
They're gonna be something right.
I already know that we, thatyou can't have the background
that they have and stillcontinue to have shitty unless
you stay in that place and youknow I'm, I'm, I'm touched, I
ain't letting it happen.
You know I'll flip over somecars and stuff.
(01:01:17):
So I just when I tell you andyou, they're great, they're
really great in comparison toeverything they've been through.
Yeah, we see the tweaks and Zhas really like, yes, he do some
ass, fuck, shit, I ain't gonnalie.
(01:01:37):
But as overall, wow, theimprovement, the way, even with
our reteaching, like just theimprovement when you come over.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
It's not like it used to be solely about him.
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Yeah, now they both do that.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
It's not Well no, it's not anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Like he probably like equilibrium doubt yeah, he's,
he's getting normal, he'sgetting that what he should have
had.
And I'm not saying, like youalways have to be in a
two-parent home, because it'snot always true, because they're
single parents who raisechildren and they're, they're
amazing.
But what those kids needed wasstability, love, and I don't
(01:02:24):
mean let's just say, oh, I loveyou.
No, there's actions.
I can say all day I lovesomebody, but if there's no damn
action, I don't know what thehell we call that.
We just talking.
It's a walk and a talk.
And they are seeing that, theyare getting it.
They are seeing healthyrelationships, and why I say
healthy relations?
I'm not talking about just meand Jerry's, but just the
interactions.
(01:02:45):
I say healthy relations, I'mnot talking about just me and
Jerry's, but just theinteractions.
They're seeing people of alldifferent walks of life come
into my life or in my life thatare successful.
They're not seeing as fuckpeople who ain't even trying.
They just like it's okay if Idon't pay this electricity bill.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Oh well, even why, like hanging over here last week
, like I'm, it's a weird momentto me where, like I as a 25 year
old person, don't understandthat I'm not the 14 year old kid
(01:03:22):
that doesn't understand he'ssuccessful.
But also I'm successful basedon the love and the care and the
trust and appreciation thatpeople blessed upon me.
Um and then leading withdiscernment, like that's always
(01:03:49):
important, and's what I dude, Ifucking lose all this if it
helped out the people that blessme with the situation I've been
in the past year or the pastfive years.
Like I I go to home depot andbuy two by fours and build a
shack on the beach.
(01:04:10):
Like I can sleep on the ground.
I've done it.
Or like, regardless of life andregardless of like status and
bullshit that we like try to puton for people, but like I can
(01:04:32):
do that and I think, one of themain things, like you, we, we
brought up the question likewhere do I want to go?
I want to be a dad.
Season one Shout out Whoop,whoop.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I don't know to who.
Please don't attract no crazyhoes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
No, I want to be a dad and I want to be just Like
life, goal-wise.
That's what I want.
Like, I want to have thepotential and the opportunity to
(01:05:11):
be able to just do what megrowing up couldn't have offered
because of the lack ofknowledge.
And that's not throwing shadeor blame at anybody, but it's
(01:05:33):
just like lack of knowledge,lack of understanding, lack of
just getting that like those,like the people, don't have all
the tools in their tool beltyeah and like how do I give
(01:06:00):
someone those tools a little bitfaster?
Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
yeah yeah you'll be all right.
You'll be all right yeah, I'llbe all right and lord, please do
not bless him with no babiesuntil your will be done not his
will and not, and not hot cockmolly's will either.
Anyway, he's gonna close thisout like yep three hours later
(01:06:25):
all right, uh, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Uh, bailey, I know very well what you're talking
about.
You're talking about somethingyou can't get your fingers on
and it's galing you.
That's what you're talkingabout.
I know Well, I've said too much.
(01:06:59):
You do what you want with thething.
It's just one more thing.
This town needs this measlyone-horse institution, if only
to have some place where peoplecan come without crawling to
Potter.
Come on, uncle Billy.
(01:07:21):
Come on, uncle Billy.
Hold on Just a minute.
Just a minute Now.
No, hold on Just a minute, justa minute Now.
Hold on, mr Potter, just aminute Now.
You're right when you say myfather was no business man.
I know that.
(01:07:43):
Why he started this cheap pennyante building alone, I don't
know.
I know that.
Why he started this cheap pennyante building alone, I'll never
know.
But neither you nor anybodyelse can say anything against
his character.
Because his whole life.
Why, in the 25 years since heand Uncle Billy started this
thing, he never thought once tohimself, isn't that right, uncle
(01:08:04):
Billy?
He didn't save enough money tosend Harry to school, let alone
me, but he did help a few peopleget out of your slums, mr
Potter.
And what's wrong with that?
Why, here your businessmen heredon't make them better.
So nah, nah, nah, nah, nahDoesn't make them better
(01:08:34):
customers.
Wait, ah, it's such a cool,hold on.
Uh, anyway, my father didn'tthink so.
People were human beings to him, but to you a warped,
frustrated old man, their cattle.
Well, in my, my book, he died amuch richer man than you'll
ever be.
Is that a?
Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
that's a good one that's a good ending that is and
, like we said before, we thankyou guys for this wonderful
season one, and next time youhear us we'll be in season two,
episode one.
Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Thank you so much, that was cool.
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