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Hello everyone, and happy Wednesday evening. Happy hump Day, Happy yeah,
Happy hump day for those who whoare getting over of the middle week,
Happy hump day if you observe itsome of the way her and welcome to
the Offera Trash Podcast. I'm I'mKrista and I'm Yanna. Yeah and uh
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and I sound a little bit.We're chipper than usual, I think because
I have good news. Yes,um, two weeks ago, if you
guys don't already know this, Iam a I am ah. I work
for a service or a federal studentloans service or the federal student loans servicing
UH section of a company and uhdue to uh the let see due to
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the um due to them were dueto the Department Education reducing the fee per
borrower the per borrower fee UH intheir in the contract and also also the
um the contracted hours because of theco reparance and the fact that I do
not live near a call center,near a fiscal call center they had given
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me and I was one of fourhundred and fifty people that has happened to
they had given me a sixty daynotice, so um and yeah, it
was all set up that you know, they know I was. I was
given like, I met with mysupervisor about like severance and and ECO payout
things like that I had. Ihad emailed uh, you know, people's
services about what would happen to myto my um uh my four one K
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and everything. And then last Friday, I see this listing for a customer
service representative, customer service advisor,same damn thing I'm doing, but it's
for their private division first Mark.So instead of instead of doing uh,
like federal student loans where I'd haveto have government clearance and do the damn
equip EQUIP background check and have FABIfingerprinted in ship, I wouldn't be we
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wouldn't have to worry about that now. And I'm like, I want to
say that was my first priority wasstaying with Nolan because I love this company.
So I applied for it. Monday, I was given I was you
know, I was was contacted forand to set up an interview. Today
was my interview this morning, andand three hours later, three and a
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half hours later, I was offeredthe job. So yeah, so I
so next week is my last weekin the you know, on the federal
side of loan servicing, and Istarted my training on the private side of
loan servicing on the twenty fourth.So I now, yeah, now it's
two dollars, it's two dollars twodollars an hour less. But I don't
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care. I can manage that.I'm fine, don't worry about that.
I'm fine. Um it's it's stilllike a lot of It's still more money
than I've ever gotten in my lifetime, you know, working working at any
job, and i'd beat advisor one. But so I know i'd get a
raise, um, you know bygoing to you know, if I if
I advanced to a fight or two, I know I get a raise.
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So um yeah, I'm I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. Uh I'd have the
same shift, and I'd have thesame shift that I have already, like
the closing shift which I'm used to. Um yeah, but yeah, that
that is my big news. II got hired internally within the within the
same company, but a different division. So my job so my so my
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time at Nolanet is secure. Iwill not have to leave Nilanett. Yeah
yeah. And also my and alsomy ETO that I that I that I
uh so so lovingly U applied forwill still will still uh be uh still
be honored. Um. So yeah, so I'm so new Nick is still
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a go. Yes, So therethere is it. There's the huge news.
Um. But we do have wedo you have now on the sad
side, we do have a dedicationthis week, um, and we want
to dedicate this episode to Al Jaffee, the one of the brilliant, brilliant
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illustrators of Mad Magazine. Yeah,Mad Magazine, most names for the foldouts.
Yeah, um, also responsible forsloppy answers to stupid questions, which
it very much shakeed my sounds ofhumor. Ye. So um yeah that
these are h he was one hundredand two. Yeah, he was one
hundred and two. Yeah that Ibless him seriously. Yeah. They had
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a special name for the artists thatwere, um, the illustrated Mad I'm
trying to find it because it's it'sactually kind of kind of funny. See
here this where are the Oh yep, they used to refer the original um,
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Mad magazine to the Mad Magazine employeesare being referred to as the usual
gang of idiots. Gang of vidiots. One of the things from and I
can't remember if it was more sloppyanswers to stupid questions or one of the
other ones, because by the timeI got ahold of it, Mom's copy
of that, the cover had fallenoff. It was old as bald um.
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But it was this lady the wholestick for the one bit was the
lady was out on dates and askingguys if they loved her. And I
don't remember what the first two said, but it was clearly that the answer
um was their answer was could beloosely translated down to duck. And the
last guy, she says, doyou love me? Seeing more? And
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he goes, love you, I, what do are you? I worship
the ground? Do you walk on? My love for you knows no bounds.
And then it shows him with likea vase of with a vase on
honest some on his head and thewoman I can't stand wise guys yeah,
and as the like a little likenine ten year old that I was at
the time I first got my basson that that was still through this day
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one of the funniest fucking things I'veever read in my life. And you
know, you're a good person.You diet one hundred and two when people
are saying you still had so muchleft to do with your life. Oh
yeah, yeah, absolutely, howJaffee Betty wided his way yeah glory,
oh y awesome, yep. Ohman, so he managed to live to
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see grandchildren and great grandchildren as well. Yeah so I mean, I mean
that's that's what most people dream of. Yeah. Yeah. So so that
is our dedication to Al Jaffee.May his memory be eternal money, may
his memory be for a blessing anduh every also and also on another happy
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heavenly birthday to John dun's Worth whowas Dave Tis on Hate and Jim the
Liquor Lady on Dreiler Park Boise awesome. Yeah, and and to must Kabali.
Yeah things on topic, Yeah,Freddie Mercury is so one of my
favorite things. Yes, absolutely,I was absolutely gorgeous. Absolutely. Oh
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yeah. Alright, so so let'sget on to some news. And I
was I was just looking through here. Um. Okay, So remember we
told you that Angela Gorgue Grgue wasyou have a trouble with the met blah
blah blah. Um she came downwith COVID okay, which suck. Yeah,
have both of us having it,we can afford to be a little
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bit compassionate. Yes, um,that's far as comassionate. Yeah, but
yeah, that's what it end.But she had to drop out of both
performances of Tosca, the two performancestosta um and so like yeah, okay,
okay, so I'm just looking atit. All I could think of
boring. Christa told me that wasno soprano. That's someone who knew that
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was coming. They just didn't knowhow it was coming. Yeah. Yeah,
oh that was good. That wasgood. Okay, but in Angela
an indivisible soprano related news, wehave to now we gotta read this,
okay, Yeah, documents for poorAngela Jorgue signed a commitment to Romania's securitate
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in nineteen eighty seven. Okay,hey, that's what he would. Yeah.
Following an investigation by the researcher AMillion Delabasa, accredited by the National
Council for the Study of Security Archives, documents have been in earth the show
Angela geared you, was it informantof Romania's securitat uh. Yeah. A
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report by Romania's Liberta Libertatia showed thatAngela Gorky was recruited in nineteen eighty seven.
However, the document, in additionto the commitment lay contains an afformative
note in which is surprised then astudent praises a colleague from the patriarchs choir
in. According to the legislation,Georgie was not a collaborator or the security
because she did not provide information thatdenounced activities or attitudes against the communist regime
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and aimed at restricting fundamental human rightsfreedoms. According to Stellion to Nasa,
a political scientist, the document wasmost likely signed under pressure or in a
moment of weakness. He added thatshe most likely had two choices to do
harm or not. You know,I'm willing to buy his explanation. Yeah,
only because the keywords then a student. Yeah, that was not a
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famous offering or choice. Yeah,you would have. She would have been
a kid pretty much. Yeah,like anywhere from teenager, late teens up
to like early twenties. Yeah,she would hold on how actually how old
she is? LUs as much asI just like certain people. There are
things that I'm willing to be charitableabout, and this, you know,
that makes sense that she wouldn't havehad a choice. Yeah, Oh thank
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god I didn't have to flip tabsto spell her last name, because I
was like, because I typed inshe was twenty two. She was all
of twenty two, twenty one,twenty two years old depending on when in
eighty seven. Yeah, and shedidn't start her career in offense on nineteen
nine. Okay, yeah she was. She was a babby. She was
babby. We can get we can, you know, give letters slide it.
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Still, it is kind of funny. Yeah, that came out now
because what why the hell? Like, what what purpose does that solve?
If they might prove this, it'sjust a student who didn't do shit.
I don't know. I honestly don'tknow. I don't know. Oh,
let's see what else do we havehere? Oh? Think about the Odessa
our chief conductor I marine. Ohyeah, I really I like what he
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says. He said, in ourcountry, the son is not responsible for
the father of the husband, forthe wife. That makes sense. Yeah,
it's like, look us the Fibazonsdone enough thing we don't. Yeah,
he's he's he's from Azerbaijan, andhe supports the Azerbaijani government. And
if you if you're if you're notaware of David Um he accepted the position
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of the director of the Baccan NationalOpera in Azerbaijan. Yeah. And and
if you're not aware, if you'renot aware of this, uh, Azerbaijan
has invaded part of Armenia. Theytake the Armenians the pact. Put up
with enough bullshit? Yeah, leaveArmenia the fuck alone. Seriously. All
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right now it's like his own He'sgot his own dictator in charge of his
own country. Yeah. All right, So this this part, you're not
gonna look now, this this pieceof news. You're not gonna like Piana
because this has to do with yourex opera husband. Oh god, what
happened? Okay, Marius Kreis,what has he done? Marius Kreisan resigns
from opera? Uh Rokowska. Uh, He's resigned from his artistic director.
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Remember when he retired he took thatposition. The bartons design article to the
Baronsigner. Okay, the Bartone resignedto due to a media campaign. I
guess the manner of his recruitment andhis conduct in office. It also noted
that the baritones high salary was afactor they created attention. Currently, there
is an invest an official investigation thathas been ordered into a private birthday party
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at the opera house and other rumoredviolations. Um, let's see, yeah,
just that that's not the normal bulltraitthat the people would Yeah, I
thought he was like cutting under agepeople. No, no, no,
hell like, I mean it's bad. Yeah, but I mean one a
private birthday party at an opera house. That as far as ways to abuse
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your position in audust that the scale, Yeah, really, come on,
but i mean I'm betting it wasjust I'm bettering it was the manner of
the recruitment and high salary. Yeah, like one of the other rumored violations.
By the way, I want toknow what the other shit they're accusing
him of is, because I'm curious. I would Yeah, did you scared
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me? First though? He diedand then you think and I'm like,
oh god, oh god, he'sturned into mango. No no, no,
no, thank god, no fuckingscary like that. Oh shit.
But yeah that but yeah, that'sthat's like, come on, that's that's
a lightweight ship. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, no, Mary,
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No, I mean, we're notencouraging marriage to up his game in that
respect, seriously, but do not. Yeah. But yeah, just now,
My thinking is that maybe they saidhis conducting office. I'm wondering because
he because he said, you know, he had it he has like a
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different vision for opera in the future. Um. I want to think him
what he was. I wonder ifthis is like a strictly ballroom type thing
where he didn't like the new ideas. That's what I'm thinking. That's what
I'm thinking. Mh yep. Well, here's a sweet thing that involves invisible
soprano. Apparently the Met Orchestra umer a um A picture of her in
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costume as Tosca. There was mountedon a background signed by the orchestra,
and it has a no detached toit and the translation is thank you for
being our like during our time ofdarkness. We will never forget you.
The Met Orchestra. Ah, I'mactually really cute. And the oh and
the check tax. Oh no,only the check tax is something different.
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It's it's a um a line fromsong to the Moon from Ursaka. Oh,
that was so sad. It wasapparently thanker for um doing some of
the um the um concerts in eightof the Met the Met musicians that weren't
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getting paid. Oh yeah, Oh, that's really good, it's nice.
It's a horrible that's durable nice,So there is apparently also the Met is
going to present we've brought in twentytwenty twenty twenty five season thing, so
it's does. The Met Opera isset to present a nanomar by Osvaldo Golijov
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during the twenty twenty twenty five season. The New York Times is reporting the
dever Coker's production currently being from theDetroit Opera. We showed that the Met
and two seasons the production. It'sparently starring Gabriella ray Is, Daniella mac
and Vanessa Basquez, and it's alsosets premiered at the Walsh National Opera.
It originated in twenty twenty two theScottish Opera and received rave views, with
The Guardian calling it Viberton Death Tomorrowis the first opera by Argentinian composer as
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Volume Gola Job which with Alberta byan American player David Henry Wang. If
premier to Entangle would in two thousandthree and a half to making revisions.
The new version was given its premierSanta Fe oper in two thousand and five.
More details on my production are setto be announced in the coming months.
We need to find that because nowI'm curious. Yes, I had
a hecking curiosity. Yes, thissounds interesting, all right, so I'm
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not Also back to arsh, Ilove how the picture of the opera wire
shows that article. He's pretending tobe an airplane. I know, I
know, damnit child, Oh mygod. Oh um. Yeah, so
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that is that is basically our newsfor the past cup, for the past
week. A couple of weeks.Um, I ended up not being able
to go to see you to belives because that early early in the morning
on um on the second, itstarted to sleep in my area, and
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then it got very very cold,and that leads usually when they're sleep too
and freezing over on the road.H and I take a backway to Pittsburgh.
That shit doesn't usually get cleared veryeasily of sleep. And I went
for ferm not to die. Yeahso no, no, no, so
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yeah. So she didn't get tosee the baby that unfortunately. That's okay.
So I got to see the twooperas there during this last year that
I really really wanted to see.Yeah. So, so she was happy
about that, and and of courseyou know she's hoping and of course the
Pittsburgh Opera. Hopefully she'll be ableto go see you know, uh um
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a marriage of Figaro on her birthday. Yay um crew, but or the
Barbara's of all I mean not theAmerican Figara but um um yeah, so
so that's our news. Um.Yeah, we we kind of slap off
a bit, but m um,we're back right now. So and we
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were gonna watch we were gonna watchanother, we werena watch afobak. But
I found this one. This thethe opera we're talked about today. I
found this uh that came across myradar and it's it's a it's an early
opera from old slap nuts uh akaslap nuts. Um. It's an early
opera and it's called il Ray Pastouror the or the uh or the Shepherd
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King. So um, let's seeher. So um, I'm gonna go
ahead and read the rules and yeah, bringing the opera home Copedia might have
yeah, um all right. Soso the roles are a minta sli you
can being dirty because you've sent picturesof Pedro pass me in horny break sorry
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no no, you cannot feel You'renot sorry? Is growing when he ate
the from babies. Yeah yeah,sorry sorry, um no no no um.
So the roles are a Minta,a shepherd, rightful heir to see
to see s Sidon who is asoprano costrado. Oh yeah, uh yeah,
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it's a product orchestrado. Elisa aPhoenician shepherdess who is a soprano Tamiri
daughter of the post private structural news, who is a soprando. Sedonian uh
aristocrat who was a tenor. AndAlessandro, the King of Macedonia. He
was also a tenor. So youhave three sopranos see three sopranos and two
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tennors um end of her Jenna perTree. All right, so go ahead
and read or history. It's ashort. Yeah, so let's put speak
thank me mhm. Synopsis. TheKing of Macedonia, Alesandro has every Stratona,
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the tyrant of Sidon, but aimsto find the rightful king. Good
luck for that, doctor goofy.Act one in a meadow, the city
has decided and can be seen froma distance. Alisa is with her lover,
a Minta, the shepherd. Sheassures them the thar between King alessandrostone
the tyre Sadan will not affect theirlove for each other and post stratone,
Alesandra searches for the rightful air toSadan. He thinks that a Minta is
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the rightful air. He comes througha Minta disguise and offers to take him
to Alexandro. Amnto wants to remaina shepherd. I Meanta wants to remain
a shepherd. Meanwhile, Agenor countershis beloved to marry daughter Stertona, so
Tony is comforted to learn that Agnarastill loves her. Elisa issformtion from her
father to marry a Minta. IMeanta tells Elisa that he is the rightfuller
to throne and that his father wasdriven out question straight toon when he was
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a baby. I mean to promisesto return to else Alisa after claiming his
throne. Aminta loves Alisa, butAlesandra suggests the one into king Roe did
he take precedent and over love andI think takes precedence over everything else.
Yeah, um, Alesandra suggested toMaria mary Amta in order to his center
father throne. Menta disagrees is veryto the point there, Yeah, all
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right acts no, yeah, massadact Macedonian camp Elisa is prevented by Agenore
from seeing Aminta. He also discouragesAmitta for pursuing her. Alesandro tells a
Minta to dress like a king sohe can be presented to subjects. He
also decides that Sami mary a MintaA Minta is distraught. Aganoor is upset.
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He breaks the news to Elsa.Everyone is busy. Yeah, he
breaks the news to Lisa. Tamiidoes not want to marry Amita a Minta.
Agenore too is tormented by the planmarriage. Uh. Tamiri tells Alessandro
that she and Agenore are in love. The women throw themselves onto Alessandro's mercy.
Alisa begs him to give her backto Aminta, who declares his love
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for Alisa. Uh. Realizing thepotential injustice he was about to inflict,
Alesandro tells Aminda to marry Alisa andto marry to marry Aganoor. Amita is
crown king with sidon. So yeah, that's so, and that's at the
end. So oh, I forgotto we forgot to read the uh the
composer history. Um this was Thiswas written by Old slap Nuts with a
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libretto by and I nicknamed Metastasio.Um. Yeah, Metastasio is the pen
name for uh Pietro Antonio Domenico topass Um and in the libretto Yeah Solebroo
was written by hum Um. Itwas based on the work called Amita by
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Torcado Tasso Um and the opera WutApril twenty third, seventeen seventy five in
Zalzburg. Um. And it wasit debuted like in in there was a
it was a nice hall in theRoyal Palace in Salzburg. Uh. The
and the fun fact is that lobrettowas edited, and I mean edited.
Let's see this is uh yeah yeahseriously, Um, let's see it was
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Metastasio worth lobreto in seventeen fifty one. Uh. The libretto was picked up
when Mozart just nineteen at the timeand his father saw a performance of it
set to music composed by Felicia Giardini. Mozart's version, however, was two
acts rather than Darnie these three,and has a few substantial changes. Each
act lasts for around an hour inperformance the Zaltzburg Court Chaplain Jump jam Battista
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Varresco was largely responsible for the eddingfor this editing of Metastacio's libretto. So,
um, yeah, it's just it'soften referred to not as an opera
but as serenata, a type ofdramatic cantata. Uh. The appearance of
a quartet of lovers is of somewhatdubious fidelity automatically quiz him on audience in
mine of cocy fontute. I thoughto say it is anti it is the
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opposite of because yeah, because insteadof everybody being instead of like everybody being
in um no, we're trying.Yeah. So yeah, that's that's what
you know. I would say it'sthe anti colon two day, Um,
so it it and then it says, um, let's see. The principal
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psychological theme of the opera is,however, the demands of love against the
demands of kingship. Uh. Andit is closer ending to a domino than
any other mostart's operas. Um.And then it's furthermore, the theme of
qualities for kingship appears in another opera, like Clemens and the Tito. Uh.
Let's see. So yeah, sowe saw a version from from the
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Zalzipurg festival. Uh, and thankfullyit had uh, it had English subtitles.
But I did not like that productionat all. I thought it was
I thought it was just it wasweird. It at times, like it
just seemed like absolutely ridiculous, likethe way it was staged. I thought
it was absolutely ridiculous. It justit just seemed um cartoonish. Yeah,
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it seemed cartoonish. Yeah that's true. And and I'll tell you and I'll
tell you this. The guy whoplayed Alessandro if you're if you're familiar with
wrestling, he looked like he kindof looked like Kevin Owens. He looked
like Kevin always. I'm like,oh, like, I don't look his
ko is al Alesandro, the Kingof Macedonia. Odd, oh he's gonna
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he's gonna give a Saturday. Yeah, you'll give a sound Adora. Oh
my god. But yeah, Imean it was it was good. I
liked the music was beautiful. Therewas this one there is this one dubet
um that uh aminta and alsa doum that's just absolutely just gorgeous like it
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is. It was absolutely gorgeous.But I just did not like. I
just didn't like the staging. Seriously, I hate that staging. But uh
and marvelous Patterson was in it.The kudus to her for putting up with
that, for putting up with thatstupid fucking wig. She would just like
like plastered plastery looking wig. Umkudus to her, Kudus to her from
putting up with that, and thenin a dash she had to wear a
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blinder for like most of the opera. Uh so kudus to her. But
um but uh, I mean,like I said, it's one of his
early operas, and it was reallyit's good. I love them. I
love like Mozart has this distinctive soundum when you listen to him and he
and you could hear that in thisas well, And I just thought,
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I, like I said, themusic is beautiful. I mean, if
you could listen to it without watchingit, um, that'd be great because
because it would be it would stayalone as like something just listened to.
But like just yeah, unless youcan find a really good a good staging
of it that's not hookey or cartoonishor two like over the top, then
then you can then you know,go for it. But yeah, I
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mean, yeah, we're not it. It's it's not it's better, it's
better. It's one of those oneof those opposite is better listened to than
than scene. I think, um, that's it, but it's that's a
that's our short, sweet review ofa short and sweet opera. Serious like
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oh my god, oh my god. But yeah, yeah, I mean
it's good. It's like I said, more start most start, even with
the early operas, it's really itwas you know, even for an early
opera, it was really good.So um m hm. So I did
what I did. Want to mentionsomething. Um now, um this past
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not that, not this past weekend, but the weekend before. Um.
Yodis May his oral debut in tonHoiser. Yeah yeah at the at the
yeah, at the at the ZusbergEaster Festival. I love it. I
love how. I love how theshy Yeah, I love how the shitty
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Uh. Facebook translation always always ventialhouse house. I love they do.
It translates to dental house. I'mlike, I'm like, oh, they're
talking about ton Hoiser again. It'sdental house now. It's like that.
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It's like that, it's like thatthat that musical that that based on that
alson Betel Uh fun fun home Yeahinstead of funeral home is fun home.
Um? But um but U thingis actually the music actually is of fun
Home Tree Changed Home. But um, this was like, like I said,
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this was the goodest real debut aston Hoiser. He he'd already sung
like the Maid like the Room theRoom narration on an earlier album, which
was really cool and it sounds reallyamazing. But he did he did this
and it was a It was astaging that had been in Munich and like
the twenty sixteen seventeen seon Oh Godplayed so much. Okay, So for
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one thing, during the overture,there are bare breasted Amazons shooting arrows.
There are kitties in this, whichBomber would aprove on because he wasn't because
he wasn't he was God. Butanyway, um he yeah, yeah,
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there are bear breasted Amamons and alsolike at various points there you can see
you know, you can see yourpities in other parts of it. Um,
there was also an excessive amount offeet but both and now they're like
an Act two there were an excessiveamount of feet in his opera, like
the people think, like and andand like in Act three there were like
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like fake feet like strewn all overthe stage, like what the fuck?
Yes, I don't. I don'tknow why there, I don't know why.
Why is with the feet I don'tstand And then yeah, I'm saving
the best for the last. I'msaving the reason the animals laughing, I'm
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saving that for last. Uh aboutin act two, uh, ten Oiser
goes into this rand when he's doingthat, when they're doing the song contest,
ten Oiser goes into this rand likehe talks he's searching about x x
imonic loove, and he reveals thathe's been in the venus Berg and um
and and in this staging that nowin the opera, the people start yelling
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at even in the Venusberg, You'reyou're discussing you, you're discussing seas for
human being, Get the fuck outand uh and and like they kind of
like, you know, like verballyit's all him well in in this production,
like Jonas in his in his beautifulwhite robe, okay, in his
is is like assaulted by this thisdancer who is covered in black doo,
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and so that he gets, yeah, it's the bob. It is.
It's like a boom monster. It'sit. It is. It's like a
like a fucking it's like a vulgnerianU monster and uh it yeah, and
uh, it's just uh and itmade him all like it made hill schutzi
and stuff. They're pictures of him. You can see like he's he's not
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like it's not completely black, butshe can see he's all schwetzi and it's
and it's like I wondered why hewas all covered and and and it durant
stuff. And then then it hitme, you know, that's when it
that's what happens. Is it thatthat the GM that goo monster? Uh
is the uh is there is thelike human form of that verbal assault?
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Yeah? Um, but here's thebest here, I say the best willast
so in act? Why in act? Why it takes place in the Venusburg
Okay and uh Tan Hoyser has beenin the throes in the thralls of Venus
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Okay and um yeah, getting hispan taken care of and uh and he
is like there's a picture of Jonaslike on stage. Okay. There are
people in like these these red andalso flesh color like body stalkings okay and
uh yeah, and also there arethese like forms that are on the ground
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Okay that they are you know thistried around the ground and there's a picture
of Jonas kneeling in amongst them.And my first thought was, my god,
my god, does look like justlook like naughty bits? Does look
like vaginas or volvas? And uh, we're aka juical biscuits. I did,
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I called juical biscuits. Uh.Credit to Jen Hamilton on She's a
She's an ob July, She's anObie nurse on TikTok. She came up.
She she I got I got theterm of juical biscuits from her.
Um but uh, um no,he looked like vajuical biscuits all over the
place. So and and I'm notthe only one that thought this, because
there was somebody in one of theother Yonnis groups on Facebook who thought the
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same thing. And they were staywere bold enough to ask the opera the
Easter Festival about it. They said, yeah, they and and and they
honestly, God said if yes,and and we know what you're thinking,
and yes, that's exactly what theyare everywhere. Yeah, but juice a
biscuits everywhere. And what did Annasay when I posted the picture in our
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in our one in our photo group, uh in photo? She she the
Kurk comment was he should call you. He should looks not surprising the guy
that looks gener complement? Does it? Is they just meeting from pussy?
Yeah? Really god? Um Isaid, like, there is this cover
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of he made the cover of ofum Open magazine this past this past month
in April, and I said,he does not look like he is April
Crystal. Sorry, it's it's likefor me, it's like, how yes
they have, Um, yeah theyhave anyway. Um No, he's like
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on the cover of Open magazin forthe for the month of April. And
um yeah, I said when Iwhen I you know, when I posted
out on on my Facebook page,I said, oh my god, he
does not look like he's he's gonnabe fifty four. He absolutely does not
look like he's gonna be fifty fourin July. Um. I mean he
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is a very he and he onlygets better with age. He's one of
those He's one of those guys onlygets better with age. So yeah,
he's he. I I don't.I mean if he was single, he
would be need deep in pussy.Yeah, he would, as it is
on stage he was, he was, he was. But but but the
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reason I mentioned, yes, yeah. But the reason I mentioned is is
because uh is because ums like one, which is the uh uh the radio
station in Austria is going to havea radio broadcast of times they recorded it,
and they wrote you that this Sunday, not Sunday, but um but
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uh Saturday, they're gonna do thisSaturday're gonna do it on Saturday the fifteenth.
And I think it's at um tryingto think it's. I think it's
at one o'clock. I want toI want to be sure, man,
let me see. I want tobe sure. Let me sit here tis
singers work. That's what it's called. Um. Yeah, and it's let's
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see and it is let's see.Let me see here time that's its um.
It says it was recorded at April. Yeah, this is April fifteenth,
twenty twenty three, at seven thirtypm, which is you know their
time, so that would be besix hours behind. So it's we're six
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hours plining. So that's one thirtypm. Um. I will put this
link. I want to do thatnow so I don't forge yeah, because
I may do that. I mayend up forgetting because I have to,
because I it's a pain in theass. I have to switch. Uh,
I have to switch my profiles whenI do this, but I'm gonna
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do it anyway because I want topost this. Okay, let's see.
Yeah you can you can. Youcan listen to uh, you can listen
to you I'm missinging uh ton hoysare and alway through and then uh and
picture him in act one uh um, cavorting in the cavorting amongst the visuals.
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H m hmm, todd damnit.And I'm gonna put I'm gonna put
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that very very line in the uhin the post for uh for the link.
Then picture him covorting among amongst.Oh. Yeah, there we go.
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You wanted to be amongst? Yeah, yeah, mine is the only
reduce biscuit he needs to convort amongamongst. Yeah, that's it. That's
it, all right, So wehave that, So I have that posted.
Um and uh yeah. So sodon't forget. Now there's a now
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you'll be able to on that page. Uh, there is a like a
play, there's a like a nowmusic from its music for morning people.
Because my my my page instantly translatesGerman into English. Susy, That's why
I know it says music from morningpeople. Um. But um, yeah,
it will. It has a haslike a little plague button and um,
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if you if you click on thataround the time that the uh around
the time the app will be on, you'll be able to listen to it.
So um, yeah, you mightwant to. Now I don't know
about about audio, um so muchwith the VPN and some in a video
some like Austrian like the video outof Austri like o r F does not
play nice without a VPN. ButI think radio like the audio will be
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better. You will have to havea VPN. Um. So, um,
that pretty much is our Uh,that pretty much is our episode for
this week. Um yeah, Ithink. And I think because I because
I said that I told Anna thatshe can she you know, I know
it's like, I know it's kindof a long slog to listen to,
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but but it's us for one timetime. Yeah. Yeah, it's the
onus for one thing. And andin the overture we can sing, uh,
we can sing you know from What'sOpera Doc? Blue Hill that You're
so love way Yeah yeah we can. Yeah, we can see because a
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lot of that a lot of themusic from some of the music from What's
opp Doc is slightly like a mashupof like duvelker and and ton Hoiser.
So yeah, that will you know? We can we can we can sing
along to you know, return tome. I literally noticed that in the
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speaking of in weird places, Inoticed the stem score. When you have
them get married, it plays itcomes right. So the last time when
I got married, here's me sittingthere capoling about an out here comes the
bride bitch step aside. I havecorrupted it forever, and I am so
damn proud of myself. It makesme so glad that my little sister has
(41:13):
decided she just not would walk downthe aisand to that. I told her
what you did, and she andI'm like, it's gonna if you did,
it would end with me laughing atgrilling the way, and I don't
want to do that. She's probablyshe's probably I don't even know Chris a
God damn her anyway. Oh no, she long ago decided she did not
want to walk down the aisle thatbecause I'm told her it's from a vander
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opera and douchebag. Yeah, ohgo good, thank your mom for that,
Thank you, um. But she'sidea. She goes by the way
the bride dies at the end,I'm like, yeah, because she didn't
listen to the one fucking she basicallywas as good as being a wife as
Phil was being a Dinosaur supervisor.H Yeah, damn it, Elsa,
you had one job. Yeah reallyoh man Um. Yeah, but that
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so that and that shall not onlyis O. That's a preview of ten
hoys aer Um and we're gonna we'regonna go more in depth because we'll listen
to it on Saturday and then uh, we'll talk more about it, what
we thought about it, what wethought about Janis, and we're gonna talk
about the reviews that uh that weredone about his performance and about the UM
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mostly what they did. But mostlythe reviews I've seen of ten Hoyser were
about UM. They mentioned his performance, they mentioned Orlist Patterson, who is
who made her world debut as Elizabeth, and then UM they talked about UM
the staging and also the conducting.So because unders Nelson's uh uh was conducting.
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Uh. He's the principle. Heis the principal conductor for the Bosses
and Symphony Orchestra UM. He's alsothe ex husband of UM Christie Opelias just
you know, uh and um yeahand uh yeah, so so um that
you know so um so he wasconducting Ton Hoiser and um, so yeah,
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you know, we'll talk about whatthey had to say about him.
We'll talk about what they had tosay about the staging, and we'll talk
about what they had to say,what the reviews had to say about Yonis
and Marlis and the other singers,because there's yeah, there were some,
there were some. There was somehigh praise verse for someone who was not
Yonas. Let's see, Yeah,there was some higher praise for this other
(43:27):
person there there was for Yonas,and it kind of it kind of ticked
me off, like they I wouldn'tsay, like like they're there. They
were very lukewarm about Yonis's performance.They were very praised, They were very
praiseworthy of this other person. Soum and it was it was a supporting
role. So well, we'll talkabout that on we'll talk about that next
week. Um. But as always, we want to we want to thank
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you guys for supporting us, forlistening. Oh wait, let me let
me get I almost forgot to letus to let you all go this this
past week's Screaker statistics, let medo that. UM. Let me see
here now, remember we had likewhat what fifty some people fifty or sixty
some people from from uh from umTaiwan. Yeah, they abandoned us this
(44:15):
time. I am kind of notsurprised. Um, we're a little more
a lot. Yeah, they abandonedus. Well, we had let's see,
we had three let's see our topfour countries were three from Indian three
downloads from India. Thank you India. Of course there we have like loyal
fans in India. I guess.Um we had two downloads for fans.
We had one download from Germany andone download from Switzerland. So so I
(44:40):
wonder who that was. That that'sthat that that makes me, That makes
me wonder who that was. Sowe'll see who. We'll see who downloads
it this week. Um uh ifif our if our Taiwanese, if our
Taiwanese uh uh person or people,um decide to listen to us again,
uh because that we are a lawYeah we are. Yeah. We you
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know, we're not for the faintof heart. Let's just say that.
Um yeah, so uh so yeah, we thank you guys, We thank
you all for listening to us.UM, no matter what platform you listen
to, whether it's Apple or Speakeruh or um U I heart Spotify,
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doesn't matter. We love you allof you. UM, spread the word
about it, you know, letthem know, Let everybody know where to
confind us. Um, we're alsoon Amazon podcasts. We're also you know,
we're on Amazon Music of the Podcasts. Um and go to our Facebook
page. I put that. Iput that link up for ten Hoisier if
you will listen to it this weekend. Um, so you can think,
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so you can envision Jonas uh yeahand um and then weird parody of tiny
Tim's song through the two lips.Well no, I technically to be stuck
on what in the middle of it? Would you will biscuit? He would
be yeah, he would be I'mnot sorry at all. I was gonna
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say, wait a minute, yeah, I'm not sorry. I don't know.
I cannot be little sorry if Itried. No no, m uh
but um yeah, you can gothere. And then of course our tea
public shot buy our ships, supportus ump please we haven't done that in
(46:30):
a why no, we haven't donea buyer ship, buyer ship, buyer
ship. Please. If you don'tbuy your ship we'll break with your knees
or knees of your choosing. Yeahyeah, um yeah, well well we'll
podcast high yeah chapter chapter twenty oneguns Mandalorian Chapter twenty one Guns for Higher
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for podcast podcast episode whatever the itis? Yeah us yeah, no,
no, no, except yes,yes, yes, yes yeah. If
you god that that's a that's ateaser. If you have not seen it,
(47:13):
if you have not seen this week'sfor this week's episode of the Mandelorian,
go watch it. You will.You will laugh your ass off.
It's like in the first like fifteentwenty minutes, you will, you will
fucking laugh your ass off at whatwhat Groger does? You will? I
mean, why wouldn't you seriously seriouslybaby baby no, squire sap and Groger's
(47:40):
looking at him. But like butand here we out is it's not friend
shaped? You have no friend shapedfriend shaped? Yeah? If not a
friend why friend shaped? Yeah?If not a friend by friend shaped anyway?
Um yeah you know not have soyeah, next, people be our
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review of Tono Hoister on the radio, and um, yeah, well we'll
talk more about um yeah, we'lltalk about ton of Hoiser. You know,
individual biscuits, Um, nobody formsus individal biscuits. I know,
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you know what. Let me Ohmy god, our songs are better.
Let me know. Let me sinceyou guys what, since you guys need
to see this, let me doLet me put the picture of the piduical
biscuits. No, and I'm justan yes, yes, Annah, yes,
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let me put it. Let meput youanis individual biscuits in here.
I will, I will um man. Oh, let's see here, let's
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see where there, there they are, there they are. Okay, let's
see. And there's also a pictureof him a schmutze. Are you sure
it's not from the juical biscuits.Well, it's I know, it's from
act two. It's it's not it'sit's not it's it's it's him. It's
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him from act two. It's notunless now, if it's from the Jua
his usual biscuits, these juical biscuitsare quite unhealthy and they need to see
a doctor. Okay. According tothe Saltzburg Easter Festival, do youse be
(50:01):
the juiceal biscuits? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put that to Okay,
(50:22):
here we go. Yeah. Sothere is a picture of Jonas in the
Venisburg. Uh biscuits. Yeah,because where else would you find a plethora
of juiceal biscuits? But in theVenisburg, the her the herbos Strass district
(50:44):
in is like but shit, what'sthe name of that sex district in Germany?
Oh? Another one of we're planning. I don't I don't know if
there's any in Munich. Yeah,they're trying to get the one that the
Beatles weren't too. Oh oh,I can't, I don't know, I
h or you know the rest ofms damn. Yeah, yeah, dude,
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there's a lot of biscuits there.Yeah, there's a lot of biscuits.
Yeah, lots of um. Yeah. So there's a so there for
your there for your uh, foryour perusal, is a picture of yondas
amost jusial biscuits in Act one often Um And the funny thing is the
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act one and the prelude of tenOiser the way they were staged. The
staging was actually changed from Munich.So I don't know what they changed,
Uh is it is it less vejusalbiscuits? I don't know. There were
there were less. There were probablymore ties, yeah, more titties and
yeah oh yeah, so yeah,So Yeah, you'll have you'll have a
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you'll have a Ligander at U atthe a at yonis as ten Hoiser in
the biggest burg Um, and uhyou'll get to listen to h you know,
as Tanzer in the in the inthe venusburg Um on Saturday, if
you choose so uh so, uhyeah, we're gonna review. We're review
review tann Ton Wizer on the radio. But until then, guys, stay
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trashy opportunity. We love you,guys, and we'll talk to you next
week. Bye bye,