The Second Mouse Podcast

The Second Mouse Podcast

A weekly podcast that will help you through your week. Whether it is giving you a laugh when you need it most or filling you in on what you’ve been missing. Tom, Q and Gatto will do their best to keep you entertained and leave your sanity intact. Join them each episode as they breakdown the latest news, dish on politics, binge the latest flicks and go deep on sports. The gang always finishes on a high note delivering who were the biggest assholes in the news and what they recommend to entertain you until the next episode drops. The Second Mouse refuses to fall for the traps life has set, its honest commentary in a bullshit world. Subscribe to our Youtube: Like and Follow on Instagram: Email us and tell us what you think, give us your picks or your assholes of the week:


June 2, 2023 104 mins

We're kicking things off with a hilariously cynical deep-dive into Memorial Day Weekend parties. Hear us wax lyrical about the joys of Q's hatred for hot dogs, our favorite atmosphere for a party, and drinks that taste suspiciously like lighter fluid. We're dishing out hot takes on our favorite (read: most feared) foods, the best ways to get sloshed.

Then, we're shifting gears to dissect the grand finale of "Succession." Who triump...

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Welcome back, weary travelers of the world, to another episode of The Second Mouse Podcast, where we joyously dissect the misery of current events and societal absurdities.

We start our cynical journey with a cheerful chat about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis's ambition to become the president. We take a painful delight in highlighting how, if his presidency is anything like his governorship, it'll be more of a 'Trump: The Sequel'...

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May 19, 2023 128 mins

On this episode of the Second Mouse Podcast, we're bridging the gap between the hardcourt and hard drives.

First up, we delve into the controversial topic of Ja Morant and his concerning behavior on Instagram Live. The young Grizzlies star's penchant for showcasing firearms on his livestreams has alarmed fans and critics alike. We explore the potential implications of his actions, both for his career and for the NBA at large. Is it...

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May 4, 2023 81 mins

Welcome to another exciting episode of the Second Mouse Podcast! This week, we dive deep into the 2023 NFL Draft, dissecting the winners, losers, and surprises for both teams and players. Join us as we discuss the implications of the draft for our favorite teams - the Commanders and the Giants. Also, if you like football talk, follow our friends over at Friends in Low Expectations Podcast:

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April 26, 2023 98 mins

At one time or another in your sheltered life you decided to venture out into the wilderness in hopes of escaping your sad work laden existence, searching for the glamourous unfettered beauty of the outdoors. Maybe it was a spiritual awakening yourself through shrooms thing you saw in a movie or heard on a hardo podcast but more likely the sole motivation was to snap a selfie portraying yourself as outdoor and adventurous (gots to ...

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April 20, 2023 97 mins

In this action-packed episode of the Second Mouse Podcast, we go behind bars to bring you an exclusive interview with Gatto, who's currently being held at Alcatraz for crashing the "Love is Blind" live show. Join us as we discuss a wide range of topics, including:

  • Q's 35th birthday: We reminisce on what it's like to hit the big 3-5 and navigate the challenges and joys of mid-30s life. Is age really just a number, or should we b...
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Okay, so we did a bad. We fell for it and thought Trump was going to jail on Monday...our bad. 

Buuuut...we did have some other great discussions about how noted "breeder" (her words) Bethany Mandel could not define the term woke and got burned on national television and then social media. We also dive into NFL free agency and what that means for the New York Giants and Washington Commandos. 

Q and Tom will also reflect on weather ...

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March 17, 2023 110 mins

In this week's episode of the Second Mouse Podcast, Tom and Q delve into the recent hysteria surrounding Silicon Valley Bank and the potential pitfalls of venture capitalists with a Twitter presence. The duo also discusses the recent panic surrounding a potential bank run and the plea for government bailouts by some of the biggest critics. Moving on to sports, they discuss the controversy surrounding Lamar Jackson and whether it's ...

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March 3, 2023 136 mins

Tyler joins the mouse this week and keeps things interesting as we discuss the beginning of spring training and all things soccer. Aside from Q, the mouse is excited for new changes taking effect in MLB and the mouse debates why the new pitch clock is a welcomed change. While East Palestine is feeling the effects of a major disaster, Biden was busy handling things half way around the world, Why does it seem like Presidents never wa...

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Check out this week's episode of the Second Mouse Podcast! Join us as we uncover top-secret intelligence on the whereabouts of our missing third co-host, and explore the questionable presidential run of Nikki Haley - a candidate who, despite her flaws, may offer some irresistible "Jeb Bush moments". We also delve into the ecological disaster unfolding in Ohio, and discuss the Democrats' unforced error in ignoring the situation. And...

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February 10, 2023 143 mins

We were down a mouse this week luckily Philly showed up and kept Q and Tom from spending the whole episode talking about their fondness for charcuterie and its associated paraphernalia. We've got sports, we've got politics, we've got spy balloons and possibly a few jokes if dark humor and self-flagellation is your gig, you want to hear this. If you love the episode join our discord, we make sure to keep it extra weird for your liki...

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February 1, 2023 128 mins

We talk the wild ride from bore to score as we reflect on philly's auto-pilot through the playoffs and the battle for Burrowhead. While Niners shut down early, a few extra downs in KC had us scratching our heads. Lastly, we give our predictions for the Super Bowl as we head into pro-bowl week.

We turn back in time as we share our most cringe high school stories. Just as we are trying to repress those memories again, friends of the ...

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January 27, 2023 135 mins

We almost renamed this episode 'The Lucky Losers' since we barely touched on any of the teams that won the divisional round, they won, they're good, enough said. Instead we cringe over the how the Giants slept through their game, scratch our heads over the Bills, pretend to be shocked over the Jags and ponder if the curse of the cowboys truly exists (of course not, they just can't string two wins together in the playoffs to save th...

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January 20, 2023 130 mins

We break down the first week of the NFL playoffs, skipping over little to nothing this episode. We talk more coaching carousel and what we think is becoming of Brandon Staley's role with the Chargers. Things were a little different this week (good different if you ask us) as we've taken the pod live on Twitch. Friends of the pod joined in, giving their takes and asking us questions, we loved it and hope to do more of it. We rounded...

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January 12, 2023 135 mins

The NFL regular season is officially over which means only one thing: Firings have commenced. Its the time of year that coaches get their performance reviews, unfortunately for them it is pass or get out. The second mouse breakdowns what jobs are open and who might fill them best. We talk Tua in Miami and who might be the best to fill in. Tom reacts to his Washington Commanders and how much they miss Sean McVay on the payroll. Last...

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January 6, 2023 134 mins

The Holidays are over, its a new year and you've already given up on your resolutions. Cool, us too. What we haven't given up on is bringing you another great episode of the Second Mouse. We drop right into 2023 with a review of The Recruit and why we can only assume the writer's room launched a psyop campaign against itself. We get into all the great sports games we watched during the holidays before landing on our beloved Giants ...

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December 23, 2022 136 mins

It's the Friday before Christmas and you're trying to wrap up that last minute work thing and get a jump on the weekend. Speaking of wrapping, theres still a dozen gifts hiding in the back of your closet that have yet to be wrapped (who are we kidding, you plan to throw that ugly Christmas sweater in a gift bag). Speaking of ugly Christmas sweater, your buddy invited you to a pub crawl tonight. You dont have high expectations but d...

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December 8, 2022 140 mins

Imagine coming into being as sliced bologna. You live layered between wax papers, sheltered from the world by your plastic packaging, well within your shelf life. The only expectation for you is to be a delicatessen's delight but one day a darked haired girl decides you're the package that will nourish her, however things tend not to work out the way you expect and before long some slack jawed weirdo (probably named Pete or Tom) sl...

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December 5, 2022 155 mins

"We're gonna be completely honest... We done messed up. We're late to the party and brought a Costco sized container of warm potato salad. We didn't even ladle that sh*t into a serving bowl. And hate to break it to you, we're going to ask you to cover the cost plus the gas to go get it. Just Venmo us, we'll wait. Fully aware we are the worst. I guess better late than never. 

We just couldn't divert our attention long enough from th...

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November 24, 2022 144 mins

Happy Thanksgiving you filthy Animals! We made this particular episode with you, our cherished listener, in mind. It's more juicy than that bird on your dinner table will ever be! This episode will arm you with everything you need to run out the clock on your argumentative drunk uncle before he baby barfs bourbon on himself and goes to lay down.  Economy, Politics, Sports, The meaning of life, its all here, just hit play.

On a seri...

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