There Will Be Porn

There Will Be Porn

Vintage porn recapped by millennial women who are mostly ok with butt stuff. Cait and Murda are going through the top 100 adult films to see if they’re any good, if porn can even remotely be for women, and is there room to get better.... Show More

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Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. In this episode, Cait & Murda watch Realities (1991) with Ashlyn Gere, a movie that tries to play out “every woman’s fantasies,” but as usual, Cait & Murda Read more

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February 20, 2019 30 min

Cait & Murda are changing things up! Yes, they will still be sitting through a vintage porn one by one, to watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. But in this episode, Cait & Murda are trying to make There Will Be Porn into...(Continue Reading) Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. Cait & Murda are watching #84 Firestorm, from 1984 For Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. Cait & Murda are watching #85 Firestorm II: The Angel Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. Cait & Murda are watching #87 Farmer’s Daughters : The Read more

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December 27, 2018 59 min

Cait & Murda have spent all year as best friends sitting through a vintage porn and have finally sat down to determine which of the bottom 14 of the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time should win awards in 2018.   Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts.  Check Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. It’s a special Christmas/Holiday/Santa Fetish episode!! Cait & Murda are watching The Tits That Saved XXX-mas from 2003. Most importantly, they learn the secret formula to making Christmas magic, which involves boobs, bjs, Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. Cait & Murda watch Amanda By Night, a movie about...(Continue... Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. Cait & Murda are watching #89, Looker, from 1998. Possibly...... Read more

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Normally, Cait & Murda would spend another week watching films from the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time. But it’s HALLOWEEN! So prepare for a spooky scary and honestly pretty messy porn, The XXXorcist (2006).  There’s lots of sex and vomit that Cait & Murda don’t approve of, but it’s cool cuz it Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. Cait & Murda are watching #90 (after skipping #91, it’s Read more

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Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. Cait & Murda are watching #92 on the top 101...(Cont... Read more

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Why watch porn when you can READ ABOUT IT? In this special mini-sode of There Will Be Porn podcast, Cait & Murda talk about a book all about adult films. Written by Jerry Butler, the star of their most hated film from Episode 2 “Cait & Murda Hate This Porn So Much”, the book that Read more

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We thought this movie would be about PSLs, but it’s really about their need to get laid and have orgasms. Because that’s all women ever want, right? Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch... Read more

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Unrequited love between a sex worker and her John leads to a semi-romantic whirlwind for Barbara (Hyapatia Lee) and Jim (Randy Spears), wherein one of them gives out a lot of emotional labor, and the doesn’t really listen. Can you guess where it ends? Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through Read more

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What happens when you take two “revolutionary” adult film directors and play pranks on them during the filming of “innovative” shoots? Conflict. Personal, devastating conflict. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to Read more

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Maybe you’re curious about what women actually do with vibrators. This porn will definitely not answer any of those questions for you. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn Read more

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Whoever said you can’t mix genres, has never seen a Horror-Comedy-Porn. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they watch Texas Dildo Masquerade, a Read more

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Trigger Warning : The film discussed in this episode depicts a fictional sexual assault. Not every porn is a winner. In fact, most of them are terrible based on poor filmography, acting, writing, and overall production. In the case of Raw Talent, it’s the opposite. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting Read more

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