#114 - Burn bright, die young! - there's no audience

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Gays, yeah, fuck talk to me about gay shit. Okay. I have a question here. I have a question

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We have a guest on his name is
Durand et al
What?
And Randith all interesting. Okay. You call me in the end of the no Durand et al. Okay. Yeah, my bad
I I definitely understood it the second time you said it. Yeah, you want me to say one time? Yeah. Yeah, please
Randith all ah there it is. Thanks. Thank you, Terry Durand et al
anyways, um

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so
We were having a discussion on the way here and I don't know fucking shit. I don't know if I'm gonna cancel myself or
He said to wait till we were alive
I wanted to handle this business out there. Do you think?
Do you think people are gay or not?

(00:51):
Yes
But hear me out. Do you think people are born gay or they become gay? No, no, is it a
Can I just stop you for a second? Yeah, go for it. No stop dur for a second. Mm-hmm when you
Of course he said it up wrong. Of course he did. Yeah, go ahead correct him, please

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the question was is it a
Matter of do you choose to be gay or are you you had not have a choice to be gay?
But you were saying as in like you said it as
No, no, no, no, Mike. What do you think? You know, I haven't really thought about it. Well spice my throat

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Like get to my throat and then like burns
It's not even very spicy just to my throat. I
See can you say it one more time? Just so it's in my mind being gay
Is that a choice like you are choosing and making the consciousness?
I want to be gay so like boom or are you just born gay?

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Are you just born gay? I could just are you're you just are gay. Yeah, or you are straight. Yep. I
Don't know that one person I can have an opinion, but I don't think that you can know
Hmm, that's my take. I don't think it's possible to know the answer because
If I was gay, I think I would know the answer

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But since I'm not I don't think I would know it would be speculation. Hmm. Hmm. Interesting. That's my that's my
My guess my my sense is
is probably most gay people aren't choosing it
Would be my guess but again, I'm not gay. So I I don't know they're why are you flippin? You have to choose

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No, no, he's saying that they can't choose
I'm saying if I had to like pick it would be airing on that side of it. However, since I'm not gay
Mm-hmm. I can't possibly know like it's impossible for me to know hundred percent and that's where my
Speculation of it's not a choice. It's just how you are. I get that from my gay friends

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But isn't that's how they tell me well, isn't it a choice?
Because you're choosing to be gay well because you can also know because you can also you can also like Terry if
Yeah, like keep going picture it like it's a
Yeah, not socially acceptable to be gay like assume that's true
But like you're just a dude who like gets turned on by their dudes like

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You're that's a choice to get turned on by dudes
Like if your body just naturally like you see a hot chick and you're like, oh my dick's hard
Yeah, yeah, like if a dude that happens to a dude for another dude
But you're telling me that he chose his body's hormones to react that way to another dude
I could that's hard to imagine you couldn't is it not he like

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Forced his dick to get hard. He can I don't know
I give you if you're getting aroused by another man. Yeah, James highly unlikely to me. It's all
Game I can't know but you're right. My my thoughts are
Not choice just it is what it is
I'm sure some dude has gotten with another dude by choice. I'm sure that's happened

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Yeah, not gay or I don't know who wants to be gay and just try that out, but
This is fucking wild brother. I just thought I was just saying as in like well, it's all good
What you mean?
What the fuck do you think? What do I think? You told me what he thinks
What did I say I said he said I said I said they they

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Choose
When
Whenever they decide they want to do it
I mean as like if you think about this like yeah, do people choose to be straight?
Do they do you choose to be straight? No, I didn't choose that my dick guitar when I see hot chicks
It just happens the fuck you talking about

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Do you hear yourself right now a little bit
Is it bad I
Thought that way. I just don't think it makes sense to for who?
Your point of view you don't think so. I'm not saying like you're wrong
I just don't know it just doesn't seem logical to me

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that you would choose
Like your body's natural hormones are just what they are yeah, it's not like a today
I want I want to get attracted to dudes and tomorrow to win me. It's like I don't know that it works like that
I think it's just whatever attracts you attracts you
You think I'd yes, I do think I don't know man

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That yes, I'm just asking you. I'm not saying like I'm not trying to downgrade anybody
No, I don't think you are I think that was just a comment. It's a it's a I'm just trying to get you know enlightened cuz you know I
Want to be enlightened?

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You know yeah
Yeah, well well anyways welcome to the podcast
I was severely disappointing Terry what do you mean? I thought it'd be way more interesting thing
I thought it was an interesting topic to talk about he was he was really jazzed about it
He's like oh my god. I can't wait to ask Mike about this question. I don't really get there
Yeah, it's gonna be nice though. We're gonna have a fun conversation. Am I touching it? Did we not?

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Yeah, yeah, I think I got enlightened
Do you change your ways or do you stick your guns? No, I've changed your pressure. I think no fucking piece of shit spine was fucked
What do you think? What do you think?
Simply should fucking stand up for your point of view
That's caved or something else point of view. No, I didn't cave. I got two people's point of views

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That's funny. He's roasting you not because he disagrees with you, but because you changed we'll have some fucking
Backbone behind your beliefs. Don't just be like well, I guess you're right
Well, I mean I think people have that this isn't to choose
See he doesn't he didn't change his mind
They're just saying words. Well, no because what I'm saying is as like

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you have women
mmm that
Can go
They can be lesbians
For like five years or ten years or wherever the hell long they go for and then all of a sudden they're like I want to ride a dick
So by that theory and that logic they were just by the whole time
That's not true

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That that that is what the point of that that context would be I mean
By the definition if you're with chicks and with dudes
You're attracted to both
so
By the definition, but then you don't you choose to be attracted to both? No, that's your yeah, it's your take
I said as a question, so don't you choose? Well, I'm just asking and we're telling you we don't agree. I

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Don't agree with you listen not at all
Okay. Oh well, I'm sure again
I'm sure there are cases where chicks are not attracted to women, but they just think it's cool and they're fucking them
I'm sure that has happened. It's possible. Mm-hmm
I'm just saying I'm like I'm just saying man. I
Don't know. I don't want to be like okay. This is really getting annoying though. I

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Don't know I'm just saying I'm just I'm just saying I'm just saying welcome to the gay show folks welcome
Well, anyways as we are being enlightened as myself. Did you choose to be gay? I'm not then you're not
I mean
For fuck's sakes, but I mean as in like I do some gay shit

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No, you don't I know you do not do
Look man, you barely wanted to kiss me on New Year's Eve. I didn't fucking around with dudes that you're friends with
That's just dude shit. Yeah, like you you don't do gay shit Terry. No, I'm gay shit. It's gay shit
What defines gay shit?
Having sex with dudes. No

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Am I wrong am I off-base? I mean, yeah that wasn't wasn't there something like did we was it on this podcast or was it on our podcast?
What did we watch something like this idea in my mind that I have not conveyed yet. Hey, Drew
Did we talk about it on this podcast or the other one? I don't know Terry. What the fuck's in your head?

(09:37):
No, it was like
It was like a little clip or something and it was like these like two dudes
I'm like cool. It was like these two dudes. It was like a room full of like people and
Then like these two dudes were sitting on the couch and then all of a sudden like he goes
One person goes why don't you just suck his dick and then like the dude just straight up sucked his dick. I

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Don't think I don't remember. I don't think you're just doing some shit in your free time
Oh
No, it's kind of weird. Sorry. I brought it up now. It's not it's gonna be broadcast to the world
The whole it's cool
It's okay because every single human who's ever lived, you know

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The thing is that the cool thing about it is that I can bleep it out if I really wanted to you're not gonna do that
Don't fucking lie to yourself. What are you talking about?
You you will not edit it. I don't believe you
You don't think I will no wait, what is he gonna edit and gay shit that he does the whole no
I was gonna censor out the whole ten minutes that we were just did
Well, you do that the proof of point welcome back folks

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1044
Love it. Just what if it was just cut it? Yeah, I just leave it out. Whatever just silence for like ten minutes
That's why I said welcome back start now
Do I not have the clips from last week you should it was Monday wasn't it? Yeah, we yeah
No, the last clips from Monday. It was a
I'll tell you actually drew if you really want oh it was

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It was like episode it was like episode like 12 or something
12 11 it had the one with the kid on the roller coaster 11. It was 11. No, but it could be 12
It had the kid on the roller coaster. Oh, it's it's in that one. It's a
430 430

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I'm gonna play this again. Yeah, I'm just saying if you really want all my
All my videos that I told him this Terry the right now right now he knows and I don't Terry he fucking knows
I don't know I have to go through all of them. Yeah, I mean I want you to do that
I need you to put in a modicum of effort to get that shit on a drive
Terry's like if you want to just walk over I didn't have my I don't have my other backpack and I if I had my other

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Wow wait, you're other backpack. I have another backpack with shit in it that you need to transfer clips
Yeah, I have another one of these. Oh
It's in the other backpack. I know where it is why no
They got disconnected
Man

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It was funny. I like a lot

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By the way, this whole
That whole roller coaster little kitty roller coaster. Yeah, I didn't go upside down or anything
This is very clearly Terry humor this part. No, this is his humor
What the fuck did you put me on this right? Yeah?
It's not my humor. That's a bad parent or a bad older sibling who like put their kid brother or son

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Who's afraid of riding rides on a fucking ride? No, no, I think what happened here
I think they're just scared in the moment that you think yeah
I'm pretty sure they'll look back and fond memories especially when they watch the clip. Maybe
It's possible he's very vulgar. He's like I'm gonna shit myself
It's not swearing
your muffs

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Yeah, I also wanted I also know no see that's how you can tell it's a good parent because they put earmuffs on their kid
Hearing loss is permanent that you don't get your hearing back true save it early fair point earplugs everybody
I do every day were advocates of a
Everyday around my motorcycle. I wear your plugs. What do you wear earplugs? What kind of earplugs loops hell?

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Yeah, brother. What's that with our cold loops? Yeah, we should get sponsored shut up to loops. Yeah, send him an email
We should we should we should get affiliated speaking of oh
sponsorship stuff. Oh
I was browsing LinkedIn because why I got an email from
Because I get like every day they're like oh hey check out these jobs and one of the jobs was

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YouTube channel manager for the Pokemon company. Oh
And I was like that'd be that'd be kind of cool. Well the first requirement was able to build and maintain a
Channel like a proven tracker like well, I'm out
Go ahead true this is a this is called ads with drew go
Adrew drew the Pokemon company wherever else we find love and compassion in a small vicious animal

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That will mull your face off and then rip off your legs and then use it as a toothpick
Pokemon
Pokemon join now right what the job is for what to be a YouTube channel manager for for Pokemon come the Pokemon
Come the Pokemon like manage a YouTube channel. Yeah, I guess
Look it up. I don't know. Do they have one right now? Like do they lose someone?

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This are they trying to start it? Who knows certainly?
Wait, I know
I'm just gonna go YouTube comm slash Pokemon
That would probably be where their channel would be and if we go the official Pokemon YouTube channel
This is you right here. That could be my future job managing 5.89 million subscribers

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That's it 3,000 videos. That's all they have that do that's Pokemon would have more no yeah with the culture unpack
You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a big number, but Pokemon is a fucking well look at the content
They're sensations. So like what the fuck is this? It's an advertisement for a Netflix show. It is a Netflix show
Yeah, that's what the Pokemon the fuck are these people you're really son at well Pokemon horizons. Let's see wait wait wait stop

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What the fuck?
Who are these these people are on a show called Pokemon horizons? No, no, no the most recent video
Oh, I know nine hours ago. This is like a trailer for a Netflix show. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I just read the title
You're right Pokemon horizons part two now available on Netflix the fuck are these guys? I think it's
guys

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Let's find out it's like oh they're playing a little sports for Pokemon playing
Oh hell yeah, hold on go back like five seconds before the all these team comes up look at the back of that monitor
Like he's looking at

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You know just a screen, but it is easily the most not
thing is what
Rajan, but like look at that monitor yeah, but you had to pause it, but it's fun
It's fine. Your champion. He's not really good at it. Shut the fuck up right there pause
Look at that shit, dude. Is that like a Nintendo or something? I don't know
That's it's just like a small screen. They couldn't afford it to get like a sponsorship with Ben Q or something

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Jesus Christ doesn't that look like like a fucking little tablet or like touchscreen laptop or something
It looks like a portable. Yeah, it's not a monitor
It looks like an actual like fucking beefy tablet or something. Yeah, it's like two inches thick. Yeah
That looks ridiculous like an old-school fucking tablet all I'm saying I went to a lot of

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Pokemon centers when I was in Japan shout Japan. Yeah, love it Terry fuck off
Terry shut the fuck up
Every time I was in a Pokemon Center everything was immaculately perfect. So seeing that mmm. It's not good not good at all
Justin I think Justin
Amongus is one lead that he can go. Oh, yeah, that's all they're using the controller

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So it's just they're using it as a monitor only. Yeah, but it's so small like they could maybe it's a switch
Dude, there's no way it's way bigger than a switch
Maybe it's a new switch. I also do like that. There's the players at the table. Did they're taking notes?
I mean maybe but then there's that guy took notes here
This guy throughout his Pokemon and that guy was like, oh, I gotta make a note of what he put out or like I gotta counter this

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I mean it probably
Why don't they play with the cards like old school times?
Yeah, what's wrong with them? I don't know me. I mean, it's probably a different thing like
There's there's other ways of doing it like the Pokemon video games
I feel like they're a little bit more interesting top four at the 2024 Indianapolis regional championships. Let's go Indy
Wow, wow, so this is why their channel is not that big like they're just posting fucking

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Vods from live streams. It's boring as fuck. Unless you're a big Pokemon eSports fan
This ain't for you. Yeah, like give me a highlight of one dude wiping the floor with another guy
That's what I want to see or a fucking Pikachu shocking the shit out of that goddamn Evie. Yeah, let's go
Hold up. Hold up. What's up? It's just like a
It's just summary. This is what you want. Oh, yeah, here we go. Yeah, that's what you want some glamour shots

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They're they're playing the card game
Some stars in music see a gringo
About 13 years ago in 2010 with the oh player profiles alright back then your player
Like actually played the game and they went to Pokemon League. Hmm. It's hard to go on a Pokemon League
Yeah, I'm playing in tournaments

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I call duty league Counter-Strike Pokemon League. Yeah, we have all these other leagues that are that was there
But I went to the Pokemon one because you know why
The more competitive side of Pokemon just kind of gradually as I just played more
Started going to leave Wow, so I play in the smaller tournaments back then I like how all of the flashback shots are him with

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Fucking bleach blonde hair, but then the interview is him with like dark hair, you know
How old are the shots is the real question or like how early did he feel the interview?
Like that's him. That's started like in 2010. That's a long as time ago. Yeah, never know when this was taken
True. I mean, I would assume that this footage of him actually like playing is probably after the interview

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Just because no, it would take a really long time to grow out that hair
I don't think they'd be they might have just like lots of old footage from old tournaments
Maybe and they're like, oh, let's look for this guy and we'll go back that's that seems unlikely though because that would require
Them to have the foresight like this guy's gonna be great in like but they probably film all kinds of stuff at tournaments
Probably maybe that'd be bold. I don't know. Well, if I was the channel manager, I could tell you that but I'm not

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Like eSports do that. I know just film everyone lots of shit at their tournaments
No, I mean especially now playing the smaller tournaments back then battle roads and city championships now that we challenge the league cup
As I got better does he look a lot younger? Not really. No, maybe to your point. He doesn't look like a super young
I feel like he just dyed his hair after I did the interview and there was more and more on the line as the game grew

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And there was more prize money and bigger accomplishments to achieve
I you know, I just wanted to try and do the best that I could in the game
My man's wearing a headset when he plays card games. I like it
Hey smart man started from the bottom playing cards now. I'm on the fucking little ass now. I'm on a main
I'm on a 10-inch screen, baby
Probably my first regional win back in 2010

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I won my first regionals in the Masters when I aged up the game is so much different
That means a little bit more light-hearted a little bit more casual. Oh, he's drinking now boys
What why do you bring fancy-ass cups?
To mix them
Well, we're doing a plastic the plastic. Sorry. I don't have the glass ones. What's the I don't know this shape

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What why is this it's just separated? Is this a thing this specific thing with Red Bull? Yeah
What is it called it's called coca-lero what kind of what kind of alcohol why the fuck is it green? It weirds me out
What the fuck is like it's you and the US government because it's not sold in the States. Oh

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I bought this in Japan when I was there. It was my favorite. What is what type of alcohol is it? It is a
A botanical. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's in the neighborhood of gin, but oh, yeah, yeah, it's it's flavorful
Why not sell it in America America good question? They say it's a they sell in South America. Just not North America

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Let me rephrase that
Don't it's illegal. I don't think so. Oh, they just don't bring it in. Yeah, probably because gin is the same likes botanical shit
Botanical botanical. I don't really like gin, but I really do like that though
I kind of get been liking gin more and more don't make a mess. It was the Red Bull first. That's what it was
I had to think about it for a second. It's just like a Japanese cocktail. You're making oh god

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No, I just had it at the Japanese bar. Oh, wait, you're opening the 12 ounce one. Why don't you just open a down this one?
Why don't you shut the fuck up? Okay?
Back to drew me. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why don't you let him do his thing? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
Can we can we get some music for him making a drink like a wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You gotta wait
You gotta wait dude. Okay. Okay. My bad my bad
I need more notice Terry. Sorry. Sorry. I just saw him doing it. So I was like wait he needs to

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He needs to you know
Yeah, some mixing music. I'm the same ad music. No, no, no, I got something for you. Oh
Cocktail bar music that's what I was saying. Wow
Come on. Yeah, we need some cocktail bar music. We need you to make a cocktail after we're cocktails. Well, actually wait
Yeah, yeah, play that see what this is. Sorry. I got no money. I'm not sure. Nope. Okay

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This is just like songs
Yeah, most cocktail lounges. Damn will have like the music and it'll just be slowed down on a piano
Because it's a piano. Yeah, I
Like how you really are you barely pronunciation piano? Well, I can you print? Can you say one more time for me?
No, do I just I mumble a lot. No, I want you to say it piano

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Okay
Am I good can I good? Yeah, you're pouring. Yeah, you can you can thank you
So tell us everybody what we're doing so I bartender bartender drew right now. I'm pouring some drinks
They're called coca-lara bombs
What it is is really not that exciting. It's coca-lara, which is like a green

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It's really not that exciting a green botanical spirit. It's a Yeager bomb minus the Yeager
Yes, it's a Yeager bomb. It doesn't taste like fucking shit. Shout out to Drew. Fuck you
Fuck Yeager
Why are you flipping me off like I'm the one that loves the egg
Fucking Greg isn't here. I I hate you. Yeah, but you just so much

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You just looked at me and you're like, yeah, fuck you
I'm like Drew said Yeager fucking sucks
And I was like fuck yeah drew and you're the only other person so like fuck you Terry. Oh, so I'm the only person
Well, if anyone else was here, I would have been like fuck you, but they're not so
Okay, go on

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So the the shot glasses I have are the they're like split so there's like a bottom looks like a
Hour hour glass. It looks like an hour glass. Yeah, that's a better way of putting it
But smaller on top. Yep, and it separates out based off the viscose
Is not correct. I didn't think about that for a second the word the way I don't think it is

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Is it 40? No, no, I'm saying viscosity is a word. That's right. This is a word, but I don't think it's the word in this scenario
50 weight
40 weight
So you know pouring these bad boys in
So that you have the nice split. It's kind of a lot of liquid
I will say that when I did try these at an actual bar

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They did not have as much red bull. So water is more dense than wood
Wow, that's why the water is below the wood or the wood is above the water
So the red bull is more dense than whatever the fuck this green shit is cook a layer. Oh, that's crazy. Just doesn't mix
Yeah, it's like oil and water. Wow
But this was my favorite alcohol while I was there Terry do one. I think we're all doing one fuck

(25:51):
Why do you think I pour three?
Terry do one. I thought I'll do one
Well, you think Joe is gonna do two. I didn't think about this. Thank you, Drew. I appreciate it. You're welcome
I wanted to share my favorite with you. I
Thought he was like just laying out three to like bang them all himself. I'm a fucking idiot

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So yeah, we that's how we have these shots they're split they're ready to go
It's a lot of liquid and you just have to use half the pound
It is the glass ones are a little bit smaller
I will say and I made sure to give you the one that didn't have any like cat hair on it cool
Hey, hey, thanks

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Look, I have cats and I have cat hair everywhere. So I I do try
Oh, are we doing it now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know as you start off. We got time
All right. Cheers everybody. There's no clink, but clink
clunk
God

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Hmm
It's too much liquid for me to take it I did do two quick sligs I
I put shit down real quick and I chugged pretty consistently. So that's my problem
Haven't had red blown forever. Yeah, and these glasses

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Terry purchased them for me. Well, I was in Tokyo because I could not
Find them while I was over there Terry purchased these glasses for you. I did. Yeah, so I found my name
I picked them up. No, no, no, it's just that I couldn't find them on Japanese Amazon
To get shipped to America without paying like a hundred and seventy dollars for shipping
So I was like Terry, can you just buy these for me?

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Yeah, and I did you have glass ones? No, I just have eight you should have like glass for at home or something
This is all I have left. I don't like that. I found a larger bottle, but I didn't buy it because I was worried about like
Customs when I was coming back. I wasn't sure like how much I could bring
So I bought two of these small
375 milliliters. I don't know if it's different rules from like Japan

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But I thought that like for example if you go to
Europe or like more specifically Scotland would be where I would go
I think you can bring like six full-size bottles of scotch back
I could probably in a suitcase. I think but I think that's the limit is what I would believe it
I tried to look it up couldn't find anything conclusive and they didn't even check okay

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Yeah, like I came back and they're like, oh, what are you having a luggage?
I'm like I brought some candy for some friends about some like bought like liquid and they're like, okay cool
Here you go get back in the States. Yeah, so I think like you get you check the bag
I think they even have suitcases that have like six slots for full-size like whiskey bottles or whatever
That would I don't know. I mean, I would imagine it's the same from Japan, but if it's like a normal luggage

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You don't want them to like just yeah, I would have to bring it back and you like buy a bunch
Yeah, I had to wrap them in like clothes and then yeah lows and just like a bunch of things
I was very concerned about all the alcohol I had that's what I did when I just like one big regular size bottle
Just throw in the middle your suitcase. Yeah, cuz I brought back like five bottles
And at one point I made the mistake of opening the bottle. I was over there

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And then I realized oh wait it has to be like sealed so I had to kill an entire bottle of
Litchi liqueur like my second to last night in Japan and it was it was a problem. This is only 29%
Yeah
Staceful, it's really good. It doesn't even taste like alcohol. I know it tastes like Red Bull. It was good
But I must admit to you. I don't like

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Shooting shit like I like to like taste it. That's fair. I mean if you sip on
Whiskey or bourbon or rye or whatever it may be that you I step on every like anything I drink now
Which I really I mostly drink whiskey, but like
If I'm gonna drink something I want to like experience it and I feel like fair
It's often times you don't get as much of the taste. Yes, that's what the Red Bull

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I feel like it was a lot of Red Bull. I will say it's usually it's supposed to be like 50 50 and this is like like 80 20
Probably 60 40
It's like 60 60% more. Yeah, it's like two-thirds Red Bull to one part
Yeah, that's Red Bull to one part. Yeah, they are oh and I tried to find a place to buy it and the only

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Do they have other botanical alcohols in America you can buy? I
Don't know probably mean I could just buy gin. You can just you can just look it up
I don't know this just have a unique flavor that it I enjoyed it
And then when I ordered it the bartender who was one of my friends like friends from Japan

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He was like, oh, I'll cook a little you want that?
No, I should you not that's exactly Red Bull God damn it. Well, yeah, because you just had red bull
You can just take it from the bottle. Wait, hold on. I grab
Be our beat
Yeah, just grab some Glen Karen's Terry

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See I am a big fan of gin. That's uh, that's like my my alcohol of choice. Are you still like
Maybe with what the fuck get Yeager. I used to like with gin. I used to be like, I kind of like especially like cheap gin
Kind of sucks. Oh, yeah, but I've had some now some really good jins. It's been good gin mix drinks. Mm-hmm, dude

(31:21):
It makes a difference. I like it a lot. I like the flavor. I enjoy it quite a bit. I am still not a whiskey guy
the the bite and the burn really fucks up my throat and it just it it's hard for me
You're not trying the right the whiskey. Oh
Okay, so I I've been to a couple like whiskey. You probably won't like that one whiskey tastings

(31:45):
tastings is a relative term. It was like a beer festival and they had
a whiskey like you get 10. Yeah, like a little little samples and then it was also 10 things of tequila as well
That's right. Kind of a weird combo if you ask me. I also like to step on tequila
I have a tequila Terry's tequila and in a ho an aged tequila in a ho

(32:07):
That's what's called in a ho
But yeah
He's really taken in this coca-lara. I told you he's that's that's what he does
He just he tastes this things, you know
Yeah, it's like
It seems less than 20% alcohol probably the main ingredient was juniper

(32:29):
Juniper. Yeah
Isn't that what you know, that's what you usually am so it is very along the lines of Jim. I was gonna say that's what juniper is
It's just gin
Yeah, you have very floral fruity slight mintiness to it. I
do like mint I

(32:50):
Like it. I just can't get in the States and
the little two it's
It is kind of sweet. I'm not a big fan of like sweet alcohol. That's fair. That's fair, but I like it. Yeah, and I would drink it I
Just have to find a way to get on her. Yeah, I'm trying to think what else it reminds me of
I have a friend in London and they sell it in London, but he won't fucking buy me any

(33:12):
Don't you have the brand he can't ship it? Yeah, he probably could he works in the military like who cares
It's gonna cost him like 20 bucks to ship it here too. Yeah, because he has an APO as opposed to a P
Pio bucks. What does APO mean? What's the difference in normal box? I?
shipped him a keyboard a
Sweatshirt and a blanket one time and

(33:36):
I was shipping it to London and if I were to ship it just normal post
It would have been like a hundred dollars because it has to go across the water
But because it's within the military it's like on base. APO is an army post office
APO is a type of post of abbreviation used for a mail sent to or received from military personnel stations abroad
Got it and APO addresses are used for mail that is being sent to or received from military

(34:01):
Installations located outside the continental United States the mail is delivered through a joint effort
Also service the UPS
Like
We got the point the answer is it's a post office box that the government says
It's considered like US soil in that regard. Yeah, exactly
So it was it was hella cheap like I sent him a bunch of stuff for like 20 bucks and it didn't cost me a bunch whereas

(34:26):
I sent something to like Toronto at one point and it cost me 75 dollars
Which was ridiculous fucking borders. I know right? They'll do that. Yeah
They'll do it to you. They'll suck it. We'll suck your dick
Will they? I don't know really I don't think so. I don't think borders are that exciting like not a lot of good stuff happens there

(34:46):
No, have you had this in like a normal glass and it's still like you it's cool how you see it floating
Does it float as much or I mean it's still I've had it like on its own mixed like with a gin and tonic
But replace gin with the the coca-lero before and mix it up. Yeah
It's not bad. Is it separate?
No

(35:08):
Like if I took the glass and I you know
I'm sure I
Think if I really just this just helps it stay the thing is the thing is if I really just want to take it like one of
Those bombs like red bull and some coca-lera. I just put it in like a normal glass and just mix it together and shoot it
But it's the excitement of the glass and I get that cool. Yeah, but you're not like making a profit off of it though

(35:30):
What do you mean a profit off of what I'm not charging you for this? What do you say? I know I get it
But I'm saying I'm taking a huge substantial
Financial loss and emotional loss. Yeah, this is my favorite. Yeah, the real question is that we should you should be honored
I am honored. I am very honored. Thank you. He's actually been a part of almost every time I've had this in the States
There's only been one instance where Terry was not there. What? It was my sister's birthday. Oh shout out to her

(35:56):
Yeah, you could yeah patrons
Nicolle
Just shut up. We are not on our podcast. We're on
our
podcast Wow
The audio listeners are writing. It's me and Mike's podcast not drew in Terry's podcast

(36:22):
We just went back to reminisce about this. I love this one so much. Drew loves black
Hey, hey, Terry, Terry, I get it. Thanks for telling me. I didn't know you did it. I didn't know okay, okay
Oh, I mean fart jokes they hit to
I just go oh, oh God. Is that you?

(36:43):
No, oh, no, is that lady walk by? Oh
It doesn't hit as hard last time we were two times ago or something. Yeah, or last time
It was like a couple times ago. Yeah, we were playing this dude. I played it so many times. I was dying dude dying

(37:04):
I fucking love parts dude public parts I
Just love that he's in like a
Fucking Home Depot Lowe shout out home. Yeah, Jeff Delos shareholder over here
He is fuck Lowe's, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I go to Home Depot. So yeah, all my homies hate Lowe's
Lowe's has some products that home people doesn't and Home Depot has some products that Lowe's doesn't but by and large

(37:28):
They're the same products just some brands. That's it. Exactly. Oh
God, how dear
Could you just like ignore it if somebody ripped ass I'd giggle like

(37:48):
Dude they fucked up that car. Yeah, like Jesus Christ. They probably put something in the side that like just pride it open
Those are not weak. Yeah
It's pretty tight man

(38:10):
Hey Terry
Do you get that video I sent you earlier? What video the the one on Instagram? No, I
Can't play it here
No, no, no, no
I'll turn the volume off
Yeah, no, I said it to you. No, you did on Instagram. Yeah

(38:33):
Yeah, do your magic share the thing do are we doing that?
These poor innocent people just trying to go about their day and this guy goes up and fucking pulls his asshole out and shits on them

(38:57):
Basically, they're in their own. There's Christ. Yeah, it's not the 80s anymore, man. I
Also like the how they had two cameras set it for this one
They had the one facing them and then apparently another one for them to walk away and get caught by
Just about for I mean this is the start
Oh god

(39:24):
Oh
Yeah
Fuck me. Yeah. Yeah
What else you got there? What kind of heat bring it bring it? Well, I mean that that's that's an old one not a new
That's that's not the new wait. Hold on. I just wanted to 430. Hold on
I just wanted to pick a couple of the old ones that I remembered being in bangers

(39:50):
What is this one
Yeah
Maybe it was this one little kids are hooting a holly. Oh, yeah, the John Cena one check this out

(40:11):
I'm not in your ass come on your boobies come on your boobies. Hey, he sent me this one, too
Keep choking the sweetie cock and for the past few weeks who you've been begging me to piss in your mouth and give your Cleveland steamer
And back off and if you don't come to mouth, I'm a beat show ass and no no

(40:37):
I don't have balls, but I'm gonna put my face on your boobies
on your boobies
Yeah, like enough of those were strung together that he was actually saying them which is even funnier
Yeah, like it wasn't just one word at a time. It was like multiple phrase. Yeah, it was good. That's why I thought it was really good
To be honest mm-hmm

(40:59):
I can't I can't find it what wait. Oh, yeah, hold on. I got it
Look, it's just someone talking about knitting and it says the n-word. It's funny. Oh, then we're not saying that cool
That's why
It's like a text-to-speech and it says what the word is not the n-word

(41:20):
But you know, they're crocheting
Guys, it's a crotch a sandwich a jizz of mayonnaise is required these
Wait, he's right
That's hugby's that that's just a show but how it's actually man is is required
So it's hugby's so what the channel I pulled up is correct correct. Yeah, hugby's and he you know

(41:42):
He's on the official podcast with you know moist critical
What?
Yeah, that was the channel I pulled up
Look, hugby's yeah, yeah, that was the one that was the one. Yeah, his name's Andrew in real life hugby's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd bees yeah, he's a he's a host on the official podcast

(42:02):
And that's a band that I'd wager a pretty hefty amount of you have this guy
And I was the original video then yeah, but why did I say jizz of mayonnaise?
Because he takes how it's made and then you know dubs over them and says profane shit like
Oh
Early in the 20th century oh that sounds an American biscuit company introduced a cookie sandwich

(42:27):
It was two chocolate cookies with rich vanilla icing at the center
This sandwich cookie created an instant sensation and almost a century later
It hasn't lost its appeal people still crave this sugary fusion of crunch and cream
Mmm dipping a sandwich cookie in milk is a tasty tradition and one of the most arousing things you can do

(42:55):
I like the milk log back shit
Like the waterboard cookies start with pure granulated pure source
This pure source is certified organic sugar flavor this worker heat with sugar flavor sugar
It's bags into a mixer sugar flavor that's the next ingredient smudgy cocoa powder

(43:18):
Two different types of cocoa are added of the music then one type of salt
Mm-hmm, and then the absolute value of canola oil helping to cleanse the badge of any negative numbers
Whoo
Water is added and the mixture begins to look like the aftermath of eating Taco Bell

(43:44):
Remember the Queen Mary
My my bow movement was not far off of this
Just picture this I really wish you took a picture dude
Dude, I wasn't such a hurry because we were gonna be late for the tour
So like I have to fire this out

(44:06):
My fucking I had to get a drink had to shit really quick get the drink and make it in time for the tour
We had so much I was nervous like oh my god. I don't know how long it's gonna go on
So I just went
Quick do I get it? I did you hear that story? No, no tell me more
Find oh, you know what I want to like find a YouTube video of someone on the Queen Mary

(44:29):
So I can like show you the bathroom, but no one's gonna film in the bathroom
You did they can make out it. I bet you could find one
Queen Mary Queen Mary bathrooms I got you look there are people who make their entire living off of like cruise ship tours and like
videos yeah
Queen Mary is not a good one. I got you. I got you. I'm noted. I think I could find it for the Queen Mary is a

(44:51):
Like an old like Titanic era boat. Ah, the one that went under water. No, everybody does Titanic. That's the Titanic
Good good shit. No, it's talking about the Titans submersible
Not like that
Okay, so it's like a Titanic airy era boat that's out of service now in Long Beach
Just like parked at the Long Beach dark like dry dock. Sorry. Excuse me sir. No, it's floating still

(45:13):
Oh, but it's like rope up in a little like secluded area and it's never gonna go again
Cuz like they ripped out all the shit and it's just like a hotel floating hotel
Slash like touristy thing would like show you all the old shit. Okay, that's what we went on it when we were in California and
I shit in this they have bathrooms on the boat that are just so tiny
It's three stall three urinals that are just like shoulder to shoulder

(45:36):
No dividers and then the tiniest stall you've ever seen why don't they just put a trough at that point?
That's a great point. I that's a great point. I don't know. It's a good point
You should put that in the suggestion bin
But they about all the urinals just put put one long trough. They have one tiny stall and it's like we're talking
Like my body size

(45:57):
Almost was like shoulder touching the walls
I'd be fucked and I had to fucking violently shit after a crazy Mexican meal the day before
Wow, I had to violate shit this morning shout out to you shout to him
I
Look at queer Mary bathroom queen queen Mary tour queen Mary bathrooms in

(46:17):
Main lobby
You're like y'all do I'm I'm deep diving this ready to be odd and over there this famous ocean
I've been in there is one beauty. I've been in there too. Wow. Hello. I've been actually been right there
Yeah, see you can get on and like walk around and then you go on a tour with like show you different parts
And they're like a bar on the front and like there's a hotel

(46:40):
So like a bunch of the rooms are repurposed as a hotel so you can stay there if you want that's pretty cool
Yeah, it was I feel like it'd be really expensive though to stay there. Yeah, how much was it? I'm not sure how much it
40 bucks per person like go on the boat and like do tours and shit, but that's not if you had a reservation already
We just walked up your guide to this virtual tour through time here aboard the RMS queen

(47:01):
They're not gonna show the bathrooms
Queen Mary is a retired ocean line. It would be like an individual person
Just takes these kind of yeah
Somebody's vlog like you to be like hey guys. What's up? I'm here on the Queen Mary today
We're gonna go check out what this bitch has to offer
First stop Mary vlog first up before you get anything. It's gonna be a while to get here

(47:24):
So we hit the bathroom look at this shit. It is so goddamn small. I'm telling you that's that's that's the pitch this
so a standard room
is
$170 per night that I was expecting like four hundred and seventy. Yep, and then the suite is like 230
That's very affordable especially for that experience. All right back to Oreos. Oh

(47:45):
Wait, you need a full sweet desperate line or a branch out of the edge
I want to see the shitty dry ice and clean the machine has caught fire giving them the rest of the time down this fuck this
But yeah, it took a really violent shit
I took a violent shit this morning as well. How bad was it?
Talk to us about it. I was playing destiny as I do. Yeah, and I'm on a morning's

(48:08):
Pretty much anytime I can I
Talk to you was gonna gamble gamble on a fart and it didn't feel quite right. So I was like I gotta get up I
Went to the bathroom and I was like before I had my ass on the seat
It was squirting out
That's exactly like I was going as I was going down to sit like I was I was sniping the toilet

(48:43):
That's intense that reminds me of one of my best snapchats have ever sent to anyone
I took a long distance shit one time where I was like standing up and I just I dropped a turd from like out of the frame
Hold on hold on. Do you still have it? Yes? I do. Dude send it to
I'll send send me an awesome to Mike. Hold on

(49:04):
Here's is that it. Why do we have a new what the fuck?
Wait for it. I'll find it. It's I don't say a lot. I should be in your memories
Wait, no, no, no, no, we're gonna put on the screen. That's you need to send it to me. All right. All right. All right
Why won't this work do how the fuck do it?

(49:27):
I'm sent you on
You said my last name
That's all right, I don't care
4930 I
Have to don't we have a flag button? I don't know
It's in there a button where we can like hit it and then it'll like flag that and I don't know going to the
Goed into the thing. Do you have anything that splits it go into the thing hit it? I thought it was just like a button

(49:52):
I'm scared to hit it. Aren't you I don't know what the fuck to push
Press the time press the time the time or the don't press. Oh
Merkur added. Oh
Oh, so you just tap the time that's cool. Oh, so then when you when you put it in thing
It should have a little thing in the file. Oh, so it's like flags it and draws your attention to go good good good good good

(50:13):
Good fuck you. Do you send this me? Todd is fucking here. It's not fucking warm. I just sent it to you on snapchat. Oh
Mr. That's not what I wanted. I do you have saved on your phone? Do I have it? I can download it. Can I get downloaded?
How export hold on export it hold on and send it to me

(50:34):
I sent it to you on discord. No send it to me through signal. Okay. I can do that
No, do you have Mike's number? No signal. I don't have Mike's number. No, then send it to me on signal
And then I'll send it to him on signal

(50:56):
Audrey Audrey drew I
I
This should work. It's like oh, this was the video that I was looking for oh the reply. I love this video
When Jewish family gets together
You're supposed to take the cock the warm ones and fill it up after you have one

(51:18):
I saw you have a soda pop today. I had one yesterday. Well, I'm million yesterday. Yeah, I definitely like you supposed to be

(51:42):
The basement
Oh my god
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Fuck the rule. What the fuck?

(52:10):
You'd replenish what do you do? Oh, like you have to call
I'll call his brother like yo, keep it leave my fucking kid doesn't know how to put the guys
Calling he was calling that kid's dad. No, no, he was calling his uncle
The kids uncle. Can you imagine being so that that was just uncle calling his dad? No
The boy that doesn't if that still makes sense. My Jesus Christ uncles. It doesn't matter. It fucking matters

(52:37):
Can you imagine being that petty that he had to call someone as good? I like that. Yeah, that was a great one. I love that one
All right, it's a new one for today. Shout out to you Terry shots me
Hold on before we get in that you gotta watch my shit drop. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's in the pool up hold up hold up hold it to you

(53:00):
What is this
I told you to long range. Yeah, dude. Shout out to shout out to drew and you should listen to or subscribe to
The right on podcast. Why is it? Oh, I know what's upside down
He's looking at it
Oh, come on

(53:32):
Take it from the top, let's go
That's a dirty ass toilet
Right. Oh, no, it's this is not wait. Why is it inverted?
Hey Terry Terry cuz I was inverted cuz Drew was inverted

(53:54):
Upwards like a rocket
No, you have to
It's not loud enough
You have to like shut the fuck up so we can hear the sound

(54:33):
It's better than it's homemade
Oh, I really really sniped that down there. That's crazy. Oh my god. Oh
The fact that like we don't have more of these is actually shocking to me
Like why do we not all have this wait? Yeah, why don't yeah, I don't know if I could record myself shitting

(54:54):
I think I might miss
Do you know what I might I might film just for the noise
Just cuz I know you love my fart sounds Terry dude if I bring that next next time just the sounds
Uh-huh. I gotta remember to do it though. Just do it later today
Yeah, cuz I'm gonna have to just hit randomly

(55:14):
All right, why'd you just mute us all?
It's so it's so like the last part of it is so perfect

(55:50):
Yeah, I don't even know if any of my fucking videos today can beat that video
Yeah, dude, it's drew shitting into a toilet like he's he's like at least a good two feet away
Just dropping a new key. I was literally yeah, I was like straight up just standing up. How did you do? What if you missed?
Don't miss
Like I didn't go through my mind what I was going to do if I missed wait, but the obvious thing with I have to figure it out

(56:17):
What brought you to do this?
Okay, so the follow the thing that like convinced me to send this video was that one of my friends
He sent me a video of like both like the phone in the bowl and his asshole shit
No, yeah
So like this one's a little bit more works, you know safer work is it worse? So yeah, can we show that on twitch?

(56:44):
Yeah, I mean there's there's nothing lewd about no pert there's on people. Yeah
It's not like I'm showing my cock and balls in this photo. Shout out to you. Shout out to Cox
This reminds me of something. There's like
It reminds me of like
Why am I when they were getting videos of people shitting their pants or not shitting their pants like

(57:06):
Filming themselves shitting. I'm gonna play this real quick
I thought up on the uh, the right on tick-tock sure go for it. Oh hundred percent. Why not?
Look it right
I really like your video tonight. Hope you so this is a guy who likes to watch this up man
This is a guy who likes to watch people and let oh no
He's like blind so he likes people to film themselves or record themselves shitting and pissing so we can hear it

(57:31):
Okay, he's into that. All right. All right. God. I don't know why this is crazy. Fuck. Yeah
And I really like your video and I hope you continue to do them
And me being blind, please I'd appreciate you doing them to where I can hear and
You know, I'd like you to turn the recorder on when you go into the bathroom and

(57:52):
Let me hear you undo your belt put your pants down set the toilet seat down and
Sit down and do a good stream of pee in the water and a good shit
And for me since I can't see if you could describe what it looks like in the toilet

(58:16):
I thought
Be unlucky enough to only find one video from this guy, but thankfully
My name is Bob. I have viewed your explosive diarrhea

(58:37):
Sikler
I
am a blind person and my
My computer has
So that it reads text to me. So anytime I get emails
Anytime I go to a web page and I think they play one

(59:00):
Enjoyed interesting for you to describe what was in the toilet after you went. Yeah, I would love more shit videos
You know what gave you the shits like that
What prompted you this just this made me think of this video to do a dump video

(59:24):
He just keeps talking
Before you go into the bathroom
Back in my head dude you should send this to him. Yo
Yeah, and describe it talk over it like this is what's happening the live-com my shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, wait my shit from uptown

(59:51):
Yeah, go down
Go down to the description go to the show transcription
Go transcribe and then find out where oh my god guys. I'm not sending him my shit Terry

(01:00:13):
I'm not gonna go find his phone number again. No, it was right there. I know he's not gonna send it. So
This is for our own pleasure and viewing enjoyment. Why am I?
Blind guy shit I
Want it. Oh, this is it. This is it. This is it

(01:00:36):
explosive Bob I have
View your explosive diarrhea video in McDonald's
Where that was at? I'm from Southgate, Michigan
I'm
Played one of him or like actually listening to it. God damn it. Oh
damn it

(01:00:56):
fuck
You're not doing so hot. Are you?
the point
Reuploads I
Thought they played him a video and he was like actually
Yeah, we know
Cuz I can't see yeah, Mike. Don't even worry. This is that I'm used to this
I'm Terry just making fun of you because you're not a hundred percent quick on the the draw

(01:01:20):
Bastard doesn't want to run the computer during the shows. Oh does he talk shit to you and you can't oh, yeah
He makes fun of me all the time. It's like if I say if he says scroll down and you don't instantly do exactly what he says
It's like you're not listening. That's not true. If I mistype anything ever. He's like are you struggling there?
You having some problems? Oh my fucking god this guy. I appreciate that. You know, I can relate to those comments

(01:01:42):
Thank you. Yeah, Terry thinks he's all high and mighty
He's right listen to him
I hate all of you
Yeah, all right, this is fucking fabulous content
Here and I'd love to know

(01:02:04):
So you guys got to film yourself shitting for each other
I'm not doing that. I think he's just trying to give me the sounds and not the poop. Oh, yeah, we're getting the sound
I'm 100% I don't want I don't want the poop, but yours is fire. It made me cry
Oh man, look, I thought it was a it's a good video. What could I say?
It was the the cream of the crop when it comes to my snaps like I've ever sent to anybody

(01:02:28):
Was it uh, I mean
I could show you my all my snap saved picture videos whatever like save snaps if you want to look at them. They're all pretty bad
Here's one actually
Like okay, I don't I don't want to see your shit that hey noted noted

(01:02:49):
Like and I honestly don't want to see your shit that it's okay. There's only two in total
And it still don't want to see it videos about simple things like movie reviews webcam vlogs and funny pet compilations
Yo recommend it to him that was similar to the last this time being some kid
Unleashing his toggle bell from the previous here we go. Here we go

(01:03:13):
We're hot from 2006 and nothing was shown this captured Bob stinky a little heart with him trying to again
What the fuck was that toilet? That's just a blown up toilet
You were respected for it. Come on, please. There's another call me. I'm not addressed
Which is just perfect for someone so patron and there hasn't been any activity

(01:03:36):
As far as anybody checking you take off a shirt
The toilet paper just you took off a shirt
Vince
Um, just wanted to know
Questions about your video purting machine as well
And if you could contact me, I'd like you to do I have a video of me peeing in the toilet. Oh for Christ

(01:03:58):
Or whatever. I mean, it's like again, but uh, I mean, that's okay. I'm okay with that. It's not as funny. What can I say?
But it's the it's the part of the shit. I don't like looking at that. It's kind of weird. That's fine. That's fine
Yeah, my snaps fucking suck, dude
to my
Channel so I hope to hear from you sometime soon. Bye

(01:04:22):
Bob's journey would start to take a stain. This is really boring. I'm not gonna. I can't remember where they I'm not gonna
I think this is really boring. So you plug your computer in and you find something. I get it. I get it. I know that
Woo-hoo call down. I get what you're trying to do here, but it's ASMR and like you're just trying to find this
Dude talk about it like someone's shitting. You're exactly right. You nailed it Terry. Well done. Congratulations

(01:04:46):
Yeah, I think on the full ymh episode they like played his videos
And like I had him reacting to actual shit sounds. It was it was flawless shit sounds
Probably videos, but they're probably blurred out because it was on youtube. Gotcha. Yeah
Yeah, all right, which one am I playing first Terry? You can play whatever which one you want to go solid guy

(01:05:12):
Why this is supposed to be like a burger or something
It's fucking salad eat it bitch
I'm gonna make Donald's

(01:05:38):
I wasn't funny
All right, Terry
Stupid
dumb
I thought it was funny
My only reaction is to your reaction

(01:06:07):
He is happy looking yeah, he said fuck that shit. I'm gonna go to the McDonald's
That's solid that should look kind of good. Those are probably a Caesar. These are some croutons. Yeah, it looks tasty. Yeah, I bang that shit out
Yeah, we got some uh Gordon Ramsay explains how you should treat your girl. Oh, no
She looks like a porn star
Ali point of view cam

(01:06:28):
Dude that well, she's some kind of internet video creator. Oh, he's gonna look it up
And then just lift up
The skirt and they get excited so they look wet
Open up the legs
two beautiful thighs
Three fingers get your hand and always treat your hand like a sort of whisk push your fingers in there and it's nice and moist

(01:06:50):
And smelling very fragrant and that confirms she's ready for up and down motion
That's not rocket science is it that's common sense. Do not be scared about the bottom. Don't worry
Don't be scared of the bottom
That's class as the dark brown rolls Roy's part. It's full of flavor
So treat it with some respect and get really nice and console and then turn her over and bang up the butt

(01:07:19):
Way too happy
Oh god, damn it. Do I need to leave this here for you to reference it? I think he's no, no, it's fine. He's looking
He's already done
Yeah, that's that is exactly. I can't believe that
Okay, just like on uh
A photos app. No, I just looked up google. Yeah, you know

(01:07:39):
Turn off safe search. I think you're gonna go on like actually no like instagram and do it
I probably could have she's naked photos on like google photos. Yeah, it's it's fucking google, of course
Oh, but she's not like one of those uh only fans chick. She's like an actual porn star. Oh, I'm probably sure she is
I can't unsee this

(01:08:02):
Interesting I can't unsee this
That's what she said the best part is, you know, the guy that comes in goes, let me buy lunch today, you know
You've played this before terry. Have I I haven't seen it. You played this like way
Long time. I really I don't remember. I think this was like an early one. Let me let me get right. I got it
It's a 299 burger all by luck. Okay. Well, I don't mean interrupt

(01:08:26):
But I can I try one of these corny. I would love to see my mean in your mouth
So I've got a burger ready to go
For you
Not the first time I heard that it's the first time I heard that I mean she's she's kind of cute. I get it
I would love to see my mean in your mouth. I would love to see my mean in your mouth

(01:08:47):
I would love to see my mean in your mouth. So I've got a burger ready to go
For you
She definitely has like a can I speak to your manager?
Is that like any chick with like shorter hair? Yes, give you that vibe. Yes, if she has you know, like dick sucking hair

(01:09:08):
Can you explain dick sucking hair for me?
Yes, I I can't explain. I really want to know what dick sucking hair means. So dick sucking hair. It's like this this lady too
Dick sucking hair is where they cut it off like, you know, right around their chin
And the concept is that when you're sucking dick and you uh, you know, you're the girl and you go down on the video the downward

(01:09:30):
Uh, the hair swings up and gives you a little tickle underneath the balls
That's that's just the right length so that yeah, so that swings up below the girl's chin. Yeah, so you know, if this is the dick
Yeah, you got the balls hanging out underneath it
Yeah, yeah, so then she's sucking down and the hair just whoop is long enough but not too long
Yeah, but it's it's every single time too. It's that perfect length. Yeah. Yeah, just you know tip of the hair with the

(01:09:56):
You know edge of the balls
Interesting get it
I would love to see my mean in your mouth. So I
I need that ISO
It's nice and loud I like it. What is this lady doing?
I can I've seen this video home improvement

(01:10:16):
She's got like mom who works out and does home improvement shit while her husband's at work vibes
How to know so like doesn't work and is a stay at home mom
Yeah, but like who like keeps uh like care of herself by working out and like she like and she likes to do like crafty shit
Are on the house suburban stay at home. Yes black cock is right for you. Okay. We gotta go back

(01:10:36):
Turn up. I just sometimes it's way too loud. So I get nervous
How did you know if white cock or black cock is right for you? Let's talk. This is not coming across well over audio
She's like it's exactly what she's saying. Yeah, there's just dicks on screen right now is right for you
Let's talk about it. It's important to know that both will get the job done

(01:10:56):
Yep, but depending on your needs and what you need to fill her definitely better
I could write this script
In my case, I will be choosing the black cock for this right? You are working with a large gap or hole
You will see that this is going to work beautifully now for the back door
My preference is a white cock. It's smaller here the slit that I need to fill is much smaller

(01:11:17):
It's called it. You may be thinking it's a little excessive to have two different cocks to get the job done
But I am all about the max efficiency in the shortest amount of time
It's also important to have the right size tip for the hole that you need to fill
Your cock is well used and pretty beautiful. This one. Don't worry. It will still work now the black cock is
Wait, what did she say there?
Even if the tip is very well used it'll still work
But you need to fill even if your cock is well used and pretty beat up like this

(01:11:42):
Pretty beat up still work now the black cock is fairly new to me
But I did decide to go with a larger tip due to the size of the hole that I am working with today
You're going to want to hold it firmly and apply light pressure to the tip and then gently rub it into the crease or hole
That you are wanting to fill it can be a little nerve wracking at first
But don't be afraid to really get in there
I didn't really work it into the area as any excess mess can be cleaned up at a later time

(01:12:05):
Once you have filled the hole you're going to want to take your finger and gently rub along everywhere you have put the cock
I advise that you use a glove for protection
Fortunately, I didn't have one handy and I was eager to get the job done. So I went ahead and went without
Not afraid. I think this gives a very smooth finish
Pro tip you're always going to want to keep a rag around if you're not using a glove just to clean the excess mess off of your hands

(01:12:27):
Sometimes it gets a little sticky when it gets hard now that it is hard. I am very satisfied with the result
Oh
Terry what
I've seen it. I have not seen it, but it's
It's like once it starts and you see it's like it's just so much of the same
It doesn't have to be a minute and a half long
No, no, what's like you could have stopped it like today

(01:12:49):
We're going to figure out the differences between white cock and black cock. Yeah
And that probably would have been a good enough video to go viral
Yeah, but they laid in for like a minute and a half. Yeah, that was extra. Do you think so?
Yeah, it was fine. It was, you know, I couldn't watch it twice. Yeah, obviously you found it. So it hit an audience somewhere
Here I'll go. It be we got some dudes laughing

(01:13:12):
At point five. Yeah, in some fucking dungeon somewhere. The fuck is this some dungeon restaurant with beers?
What
Ah
What

(01:13:36):
I've heard people like this before who just like laugh hella slow
He's just really taken in the joke living this the best life. It's like this guy's face
I could see his face and I wouldn't need to hear the audio. I know how he laughs

(01:13:58):
It's like that man, man
Damn
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Huh? I know it's good. These aren't as good as usual. I know I know

(01:14:23):
Okay, tell you what happened there
Okay, do you want to explain it?
I do love describing memes so describe it
There's a guy at a party drinking a beer and he's trying to close the window and there's an ac unit in the window
Like an in in window one and he lifts up and it just fucking falls out the window and he's like oop close the window

(01:14:49):
Close the blinds and he says
I don't know what happened there like he's absolving himself of all responsibility walk away and pretend you weren't there
Walk away. Yep. Fane ignorance. Even though it's on camera. Yeah, that's me
But it's really funny because he filmed it too
Or someone filmed it
But we'll never know the world may never know

(01:15:11):
What's up, boy eat fresh no subway eat fresh
I am the tiger
I
Bro, you gotta quit

(01:15:32):
For you
It's got a baby brother. You gotta quit
You gotta pick that shit up
It's a subspeed your ass up bigger bigger version bigger cop running after this guy
It's pretty good
It's pretty good. That's pretty good

(01:15:55):
Our anus is a useful thing indeed the there's no way this is he's actually saying anus
Our anus
Is a useful thing indeed the anus
Gives relief in time of need. We all have an anus. So no matter what you've heard
Remember that anus is the proper word

(01:16:18):
You need to have this dubbed over your video
How long is this video this song 15 seconds oh mine's 11 seconds long
Our anus
Is a useful thing indeed the anus you could start at the anus
Cut the four seconds off the front. I could that would actually work out

(01:16:39):
Swimmingly. What the fuck is this dude doing? He's sitting on like a
It's a slide slide. Yeah, no, but like why is he there with a fucking little he's fucking jamming in the park banjo
Banjo kazooie dude. I wish I had half the wrist that guy has
Is this an f1 grid?
Yeah, it's in miami
f1 means this chick that's uh

(01:16:59):
Uh, what is her name? Oh camilla. Yeah camilla cabello. Yeah, they they showed her so many times
Is there not fucking nice like get this bitch off the screen. Yeah, but this is good
God she's a singer. Yeah. Yeah, uh, come here cabello here. Come here. Is that how you say it come here cabello?
I don't know. I mean it's l so it's part problem. Oh, yeah

(01:17:21):
Camilla or americans
Camilla
I like I like a shirt. Shout out to you. Shout out to me
I got uh, camea cabello here. I like the adrenaline and I love luis hamilton. Yeah, luis drove you this morning. I understand
Yeah
my insides were
upside down
He goes 100 miles per hour faster than he drove me this morning. So I don't know how he does it. Uh, good good stuff

(01:17:50):
I mean the sound effects are I like the banging them on
It's
Like the first one when he's like, oh she drove me like yeah, that's not a
Unrealistic thing. That's not even like an innuendo if he was it's barely an innuendo if you said rode me
Oh, yeah 100% drove me. No, no, I like the adrenaline and I love luis hamilton. Yeah, luis drove you this morning. I understand

(01:18:15):
My insides were
upside down
He goes 100 miles
Yeah, that that you know, she got her fucking organs rearranged by my my love for this is like half the video and it's half terry's
Her that know terry loves this more than life itself. I love it more than you guys. So yeah, clearly

(01:18:39):
Uh, good good stuff and I need that sound effect boom to play when you say something
Well, can you can you do it can you find it?
How do you find it?
Oh, that this is this what's that sound effect called?
drove you this morning. I
Just look up like deep bass impact deep bass. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what we're gonna call it these I have gotten a lot of sound effects

(01:19:05):
Clip from youtube videos deep. What do you call it? Deep what? Deep bass impact sound effect
Sounds
Is it a
Mine was pretty good. I thought so
Was it not? All right. Well, fuck me, right?
No, that's too slow faster

(01:19:31):
Sounds like something erupting
You guys uh, it's kind of like that but quicker have you ever watched regular show? No, no, oh fuck you guys never mind
Just remember he's not a cartoon watcher
Neither are you and it breaks my heart. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You could also put stinger at the end of your

(01:19:56):
search
Stinger. Yeah, so stingers are like quick effects for whatever you're using them for
Whereas like a sound effect can be multiple seconds
It's like boom
Or you could also just look up

(01:20:19):
Sound effects just on the general web
You could probably find like a collection of
YouTube youtube has so many videos though where it's just the it's just a video with like the little
This and it's like two seconds long one like they have a great catalog. I've you found a lot of shit on just youtube
um, I'll find it later

(01:20:40):
riser
riser
I don't know
No
Build up no the boom
That was almost there. There's some extra things at the end, but you could just cut those out. Yeah

(01:21:01):
But this one was like
That one's a little lower this morning. I
Yeah, it's a more like
fuck
I love this describe to me the sounds please
Damn boom boom bass bass drop
Why do all streamers use these headphones?

(01:21:25):
Creepy bass stinger horror. No, it's like a it's like
Power up it's like a boom almost it's like a no way
It's like a dude boom stinger boom
Stinger dude give me a boom. Give me a boom stinger. It sounds like rum springer

(01:21:47):
Where you going rum springer
The top result when I do that is a fucking call of duty
In my bit drink it. I'm gonna take a sip. Look. I eat your sushi for you. You can drink my red bullfrog
Hey, look, it's a stinger rocket launcher and caught in modern warfare 2 the original
Oh, it is
I mean that modern warfare 3 sorry
We mean when cod was actually good. That's modern warfare 3

(01:22:10):
Modern warfare 2 is better
Starting out there. Modern warfare 2 was the original modern warfare 2 fucking. Yeah, it was it was classic lit me up, brother
boom stinger sound
I mean
Almost that's a low hit

(01:22:32):
I found a website that is 614 royalty free sound effects. Okay
Yes, why don't you just look up instagram boom
Instagram like like instagram real booms
Oh, because this was made on instagram. Yeah
Instagram real boom sound. I shouldn't be like anything. I have no perception out here

(01:22:58):
Why don't you ask for his his wi-fi password dramatic vine instagram boom?
There it is shout it to you Terry. Shout out to me
Pro view this morning, I
That's the exact one took it
That's it. That's it
It's got like a like a vibration. He like trash can lead you kind of vibe to it kind of ah, yes the trash candy vibe my favorite

(01:23:21):
Do you have a title for the fucking episode trash candy vibe?
Oh god damn, I mean or we should
Unless you would come up with something better between now when we're done. I like that trash candy vibe

(01:23:41):
You got that trash candy vibe
I've been trying this whole time. Well, don't talk about it though
You think it's gonna work. Hey Terry, how'd you like your sushi yesterday, man? Oh, dude. It was fabby
Oh, you got some bang and sushi. What'd you get Terry? Uh, we went to trappers. Yeah, what you get?

(01:24:01):
But it wasn't japan trappers. It wasn't japan trappers. It was definitely trappers is not in you're not in Japan
No, I got you but it's it's japan. It's not japan trappers. It's american trapper
Okay, cool. What you have drew is telling me the whole time we were sitting there. They have trappers restaurants in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called trappers. Yeah, it's called trappers trappers sushi. It's uh, but the

(01:24:26):
No, wait, but there is no trappers
In japan a restaurant. It was a fucking joke
At your dick, terry
Dude nice high praise. He's he's gonna have to deep throat you
He was choking on a terry. Good job. Congratulations, man. Dude. Thank you. I can't say that you can't what you can't what say what

(01:24:48):
Yeah, so what'd you get? Oh, I I got uh, thank you
I got uh, um
I started off with the spicy tuna
Which i'm gonna be honest. I spicy tuna roll. Yeah, did you get any nigiri or sashimi?
No, he didn't want to get the dinner menu so we couldn't get any nigiri. Dude, you could have got the fucking dinner menu

(01:25:10):
What do you have to wait? Hold on the lunch menu doesn't have any only has rolls. It only has rolls
Ad appetizers. I got gyoza. Oh, is trappers still like buffet style. So there's an all you can eat
You sit at like the uh like so right next to the bar that's what I mean
Like you pay the flat rate and you can get whatever you want. Yes
There's no way they're giving you nigiri and sashimi on that price for probably for $27. No, no

(01:25:31):
No, they're mixing in all that fucking right. The other side was 36 or whatever. It was $10 more for the dinner menu and they have more
Complicated rolls as it were as well as nigiri, which is kind of why I wanted to go but we have to order the same thing
They don't let us do difference. Yeah, because then you can give him all your fancy shit. Yeah
Yeah, because I only clearly says no sharing. I just always get because like rolls is like whatever

(01:25:53):
If you're going to get sushi you should get sushi
I don't know. I mean rolls are okay, too. But I don't know. It's uh, it's hard to find depends on the roll
I I
Was not a nigiri fan before I left and then came back from Japan, Japan. Hey guys, where'd you go drew it to hand?
Where'd you go? I went to Tokyo, baby

(01:26:15):
Wait wait that's another episode drew drew kids to Japan
That was true. Where'd you go?
That's what the Japan
Yeah, you play that hey Terry. Yeah, what's up if we were gay if you were gay
And you did this you'd know it's all my fault. You're not taking me for this. Oh, yeah fucking will

(01:26:35):
Don't get divorced. Yeah, I know me and my supernova
I love you
Fuck love you man. Get out of here be in this moment living this shit. I
Love you, I love you. I fucking love you. I love you. I
Love you too

(01:27:03):
All right, if you were gay you do this shit, you're not if you had oh, okay if you had a shoe
Choose between Japan and not Japan shoes who would you choose out of that those two people so bang? Oh
If you
Yes

(01:27:28):
Zach Efron or Dave Franco they're both pretty hot Zach Efron's way hotter than Franco. I don't know man
I I'm Dave Franco like I would choose Efron
Efron, yeah, but Efron is like a fucking like sculpted like perfect proportions Franco actually has some like real human traits
He's not like perfectly
Proportion like ripped fucking dude. Yeah, well, maybe I'm trying to achieve a perfect body image. So I'm gonna go

(01:27:57):
How do you think
Man, I'm just giving you shit
You look good. I don't believe you. Yeah, no no too late
There's malice in that comp and wait wait, can you play that the big what do you want to talk about Terry Instagram boom sound?
Can you put it? Do you want to talk about Instagram when I fucking interrupted you? I don't know

(01:28:19):
Oh, no. Oh, no, you're lucky that I bookmark shit. You're lucky that I love you. You're lucky that shout it to me
Shout to you. You need to get on them
Oh, this is out to me shout to you. Come on. What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, it's like a
Yeah, there you go. It's like this boom noise. This is our Nars sound effect now
When I say shout out to you you say shout out to me. Yeah

(01:28:43):
Hey, Terry, I shot you
That's a sound effect perfect it is that don't fuck it up
Oh, Terry noise Terry sound don't fuck it up. You don't come on you fuck it up
You suck ass
Man get fucking wrecked. You know what you know what yeah

(01:29:04):
Yeah, we were gonna see about this video Terry. I was saying I was gonna say drew. Oh, yeah, pause it
Don't get divorced. Yeah, I'm it in this clip. Who is who it's obvious. It's me and Mike. It's already obvious
We're actually know we got to watch it. I'm sorry don't answer don't fucking answer we have to watch it again
All right, don't fucking answer. This is all my hot in here dude. It's hot fuck. It's dude. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot

(01:29:32):
Damn, so I work a lot. It's fun. Dude. I need to find that clip of like it like oh, it's it's hot in you
Yeah, I heard it if you keep complaining it gets cooler in here. Oh, yeah, it's hot in here
This is all my fault. You're not taking me for this
I fucking will man brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know I'm a supernova burn bright day young

(01:29:52):
I love you
That's the title
Fuck me, dude
Living this shit with me. I
Love you. I love you. I fucking love you. I love you. I

(01:30:16):
Love you too. Get out of here. It's cold
Did it kiss no, it's everyone kisses a Franco's forehead
I
When the beat when the beat is on oh no night when the drink in the heat is on

(01:30:41):
Who I would put you Mike as effort. Oh damn damn I'm dead Franco
All right
Yeah, I don't know but what would you why'd you expect the other way? Wait so hold up

(01:31:07):
Hold up
I fucking will Terry don't get divorced. Yeah, I know I'm a supernova supernova burn bright day young
I'm a supernova burn bright day young. I love you
I
Know why you're wrong because Terry is way more likely to kiss my forehead than I am to kiss his forehead
Maybe that no, I promise. Okay, probably but in this scene Efron looks like he you know sounds like he's more

(01:31:33):
Composed collected got a shit together. That's a great point. That's a great fucking point. Yeah
So that's kind of where I'm pulling that from I did not think about that. This is all my fault
You're not taking me for this fucking way. No, I think I would be the guy that would take the heat
Maybe but Drew had a great point that went over your head. What's that?

(01:31:57):
Even though I did I said it directly into your ear. Yeah
It's fine. It's fine
Wait, wait, what would you say? I can't go back in time. Ah sucks to suck am I right?
I guess I gotta listen to that podcast sucks to not pay attention. Hey, everybody should just listen to this tell your family and friends
This is the best podcast ever. I don't want everybody to know this this podcast is better with Drew it is

(01:32:24):
Of course, that's funny. I think my other podcast is good with Terry there better with more people
Oh, tell me is he like slacking more. Yeah, he's not showing up. Yeah, he was gone last week and he's gonna be gone
Next week dude, we're podcasting this week

(01:32:46):
Do you know what's gonna know smell that
Whoo, I don't know man
I love having people who aren't like accustomed to this kind of stuff. It's not it's strong. Yeah, it is
That burns the nostrils quite a bit

(01:33:10):
But yeah, Terry doesn't show up to our podcast
That's depressing Terry last week. I had Brandon and he's like, can we not record something?
Can we just play destiny on stream? I'm like, yeah, we can do that. So Terry wasn't there
It would have been better if Terry was there
I will say just because he knows what we were doing and we got like a random person on who was cool

(01:33:31):
It was super chill, but random person to a pod with yeah. Yeah. So I mean we were streaming the games and
Because remember our episodes are live. So basically when you guys record
Not record when you still live
It's like we could be playing a game, but like for this time or not
We're just like bullshitting, but it's live in we're like on Twitch. Just like we would be if we were playing video games

(01:33:55):
Yes, almost. Yes. So I mean we don't really have direct topics usually
No one really brings much to the table in terms of that's not true. I bring to stuff topics are overrated
Sometime topics can help but sometimes it's like just like shoot shit
Our best episodes are when we have a focus. I will say like we we don't shoot the shit well

(01:34:18):
In my managerial opinion here because everyone thinks of me as the manager which that's that's not good
Yes, and one person you feel like you they rely on everything with you. They do they fucking do
Like if I'm not there episode doesn't happen you know
You got to have like have Terry bring videos or somebody have

(01:34:42):
Because not only are they like can be funny and sometimes you shit on Terry because you shit sucks or but they're like they're jumping off points
Onto like topics you would think we do that
We have the same videos these exact same videos Terry brings and we look at them we watch them
Usually what happens is we're going through them. It takes about half an hour to get through all of them and we watch

(01:35:06):
Terry makes some comment Brandon's like I didn't find that funny or we watch it Terry's dying
I'm surprised. I don't find it funny like it just it doesn't always hit with everybody. So it's hard to like
Make it you know make anything out of it because usually what happens is we're watching it and then nothing. It's like ha ha
Yeah, that can happen though. Yeah, I

(01:35:26):
I don't know why I just don't think Brandon's invested in the
What do you call it the idea of reaction contents?
Yeah, that's the tough part is where like I
Want I want to restore this iPad

(01:35:49):
Sometimes it pisses me off when we're doing this and I know he's doing something else like multi tasks
Like hey, dude, do that shit on your own time like you got 22 extra hours in the day
Yeah, what you talking about? I mean we're sometimes I just want him not to have a computer because I don't always do it over there
It's okay. Terry will literally play destiny. Well, we're doing the podcast

(01:36:11):
Like I would that would not be okay with me. I would be over it would be I can't I can't get mad at it
Because everyone's like oh mad boy drew the manager is gonna yell at us after this every fucking time you play games when you're supposed
No, I do not he's done it. He's done it twice. I will so why did you just lie right there? Terry? I didn't lie
Have you ever done it? Have I ever done it? Yeah once?

(01:36:36):
Just once yes final answer. Yes Drew said twice. He's lying. I've done it once
You shouldn't do that Terry. That's fucked up. I've done it once. Why'd you do it?
Why'd I do it? Yeah? Why do you do it?
Do you not respect your boys because I was busy doing something you were busy look playing a video game

(01:36:57):
I'm a gamer and I set aside time. I fucking live and breathe destiny
and I said I always set aside time for this podcast because
It's every week. You were in the same time. It's like a therapy session
You were in the middle of a game that you couldn't just like put on hold to start podcasting
Correct. That's what you said. Is that what you meant?

(01:37:23):
Say that again
You were in the middle of a video game and now you couldn't like stop it to podcast because I had to continue on yeah
I was busy playing the video game. Oh, yeah, there was no stopping point. There's no no no. He's lying
There's I don't believe you there is very easy you can just stop and pause where you're at and then come back later when you're done

(01:37:46):
But I don't think I was playing for that long though
He's just taking his own grave. That's the that's the that's the funny part about it. It's your iPad working. No, I'm bright day young
I
Gotta clip that you fucking X make it loud. That was so you're you're ready for that. I love it
I love it. I don't I don't I don't know why I've had this video bookmarked because we played a lot because we like it

(01:38:09):
Yeah, I never fucking clip that shit. Burn bright day. The burn bright day young fucking right day young
bright day young
Fuck yeah, dude, that's like great energy right there. Mm-hmm. Oh god damn
see I may shit on Terry a lot about
Him in the other podcast, but you know, it's fine. He wouldn't give me is there. It's great. Terry you bring the vibes

(01:38:34):
You got to show up. I like when everyone's there like the more people it's a little bit easier to bounce everything off of yeah
Because then you're not the part you don't have to talk like half the time. Yep
That's why our first ten episodes with trash
That's why when you're here or my little brothers here
It's better because it's like when this is me and Terry
I'm talking at the time and he's talking have time and like one of us has to be talking

(01:38:56):
Mm-hmm
But with three people like you can take more breaks or listen more and we can get your opinions on if you think that
Being gay is a choice. Yeah
God damn exactly what the fuck kind of hole I drug myself into I don't know I can tell it's not working so well
Yeah, it's not work Terry. No
We looked like it worked it did I think it's working, but I don't think it's working working, but whatever I

(01:39:20):
Saw something that it said yes, so did I
Oh, what did it say? Oh, did it say this Terry? No, we'll talk about it in the
It's a big restored. Oh shit
That's hilarious. I can't it won't like

(01:39:41):
Can you like smell this in the room? No, okay
No, my my sense of smell is not like sometimes like I'll have a glass of this and people who don't like it or don't
You know our aren't around it. We'll be like, oh my god, the whole room smells like this
Yeah, well my nose is full of mucus all the time, so it's fine
That sounds sexy. I'm full allergies. The ladies you can you can meet me here

(01:40:02):
Damn just one. It's all looking for right now ladies ladies plural. I'm just looking like a lady. Yeah, lady singular
That's the that's the goal. Yeah, I'm not a polychemist individual. I
Fucking YouTube video now. I'm clubbing that shit

(01:40:22):
Goddamn it
It's fucking hilarious dude. I gotta play a
See if I can play I
Feel like I might have clips that are audio only that you might like
Can't you I just sent you something so you can play it, but you didn't play you didn't send it to me
Yeah, did I send it to you signal can't you like you're shitting? Oh

(01:40:46):
That's a dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What was it the refrigerator one?
You know when people prayer for lands some people, you know, like like to relax sleep a lot, you know calm the nerves
We also have a crippling drug addiction that just I'm really
I don't know where it is in that video. So I did that clip too

(01:41:07):
Anytime you talk and that just really makes it tough to fry
I need it
Can't you like record these on your mixer? I am
I mean we are and I could like couldn't you just like press and hold it and then play the clip and then let go
Does that not do it this thing has so much capability that I haven't even started to think about

(01:41:29):
Exploring oh dude. Yeah, like that seems like a no-brainer like oh hundred percent
I'm pretty sure that it would be that easy as just pressing and holding it probably it is
I have I'm just used to I have a thing where I just copy the URL paste it
It gives me like an MP3 file. I throw it in audacity and it's like right there. I'm just used to that's a lot of work
The flow is granted. It's just I'm used to that is a lot of extra steps

(01:41:52):
That's a great point. No, yeah, yeah try you have like an empty one
No, no, we're you you were oh you mean like
Be like pushing hold the thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I bet you that would work. Let's see. I doubt it not one more live try it
This really makes it tough to fry
When you get your stuff, you have to like there's a software that you have to plug this into this like when you're not recording

(01:42:22):
Yeah, and you like drag and drop like an MP3 into the pad. Okay, that seems
Like there would be another way of doing that. There's process
Like there's probably another way to set it up to do it differently
Maybe like I have a cheap mixer that was 30 goddamn dollars that I can just press and hold make my own sound bites on the fly
I have
Rob doing the Hank Hill thing

(01:42:47):
Oh, he texted me for the first time in a while. Oh, yeah
He actually texted me like last week and I didn't know was him because I thought it was just a random number
But after I got the second message asking me about
Finances and stocks and then seeing the previous message as a cop who's Rob
Rob is our producer former producer on the way. Yes, okay, producer on the right on podcast

(01:43:08):
Correct. He's the one who put together like our new year special
He moved away. Yes. He moved to
with the other side of the state and
He's living with one of my other friends
Yeah
Don't get the war I know I'm a supernova. I like the library on the podcast is good

(01:43:30):
From break down young break down young don't laugh
No, he's on he's on he's on
Audacity right now
Look, I'm just I'm telling you you could probably record on thick like
It might even be a screen option in a lot of ways. I'm lazy

(01:43:52):
Right like like Terry, but I just I'm not lazy since I don't want to do work. I just don't want to learn new shit
I want to do work the way I've always done work. That's most people in life
Yeah, that's like my flaw my fundamental flaw, but just think of how much easier it would be
Yeah, like just probably a button in the app as well
But here I can like edit the levels and like adjust more shit in this sound programs like

(01:44:14):
Now I have it like now it's louder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, turn up the game like 200% deep fry that meme
I need to cut that
Oh yo yo yo hold up hold up hold up
No, no, I'm not your drums. Yeah, you fucking drum. God damn. There's a shit at the end wait. Oh

(01:44:36):
I need to clip that. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta clip it hold up. It's pretty
from break down young
That's good
How about this?
I didn't work
That was hella sick

(01:44:57):
Wait, what do you want? What do you want reverb? It's like deep fry the meme. I don't know that fucking string
No, no, no, no, it's hot as fucking here. It's not warm
Phaser what's a phaser? Let's try this. Oh, it's gonna be quiet
I
Was that bad

(01:45:19):
Burn bright. Yeah, yeah
Auto, oh no
Okay, so like right down deep Fred memes just imagine seeing like that like a picture
But then looking like that in the sound you'd kind of associate with them. Nope. All right. That's not helping me out brother
Wow, what's wow? Wow? What's wow? Wow?

(01:45:52):
I like it reverse
I didn't know I could do that
Burn bright young
Overplay this
Burn bright young

(01:46:17):
Okay, what was the part of this video you wanted me to hit Terry I don't buy such a strong with him
They're average you got a really refrigerator the AC AC. Yeah, it's AC part
You're ready
This is it yes, I mean

(01:46:46):
It was on train Terry it was on
Cash
Terry was on cash. What's up? What's up? What was the map? It was on it was on the map with the
The mid with the fucking window they changed it to have the little wind balcony in the front
You it's like it's like shipping containers and T side starts

(01:47:06):
CT starts like in a warehouse and T starts like out around shipping containers like
That's cash cash. Yeah. It's on cash is when they do that that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I fucking knew it
You are my brother my friend. That's what you really are. You're happy. This is cash. That made me happy. Yeah, so this is not it
I think it was it's with Terry. It's with Terry. I really want to know if this POV is like actually live

(01:47:33):
Is this red bull for sure? I said for drinking
Can I drink it drink it? I'm not my friend. You are my brother bull for sure. Can I drink it?
You are not my friend. You are my brother my friend. I used happy slash unhappy that made me happy
We got the special guest tonight. Uh, yeah, actually, here's a point. Okay. It's a me

(01:47:58):
It's a me
That's right side
How you're looking at the same thing I am
I'll score it in a
Yeah, but see if you don't know
I wrote it to you
One staked one still dinked one still dinked dinked

(01:48:21):
Dinked
This is it. Oh god damn hot
Yeah
Relax
Just relax
Relax. I don't touch me. I swear to god if you touch me. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna knock you out
That's mic

(01:48:42):
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna knock you out. I'm gonna knock you out
So hot in here man. I heard if you keep complaining about it get schooled. It's so hot in here, man. It actually got cooler. Yeah, they keep going bro. It's so hot
Just let all the p.m. You know that was not because I remembered
Yeah, this is uh
I'm not paying for something to I the only way I could do is to pay for it. Oh surprise

(01:49:06):
What what generation is that like have you is it even worth the ninth one bro, it's literally what model year
What model year
ninth
What
The ninth year ninth gen

(01:49:27):
But what year did that come out?
In the 20s?
In the 20s?
Yeah, I think so.
It might be worth something then.
It looks like an old model though, no?
No, I think they still-
Is it a base model?
No, actually.
No.
Air?
No, this is just, no, it's a ninth gen iPad.

(01:49:48):
So it's a base model.
Ah, 2021 by the way.
So it's a 2021 base model iPad.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So it's not worth shit, it's a base model.
It's worth like $50.
Look at the back of it though.
No, it's worth something.
Yeah, there's a number on the back.
Yeah, let's say it out loud.
Give me the fucking thing, you bitch.
Give it to me.
Don't say it out loud.
I'm not gonna say it.

(01:50:08):
No, no, it's not the number, it's the, the disc parts.
No.
That'll give it back.
No.
No, that's nothing.
You see here, it says designed by Apple in California.
Model?
Yes, we know.
Yes, I know.
Blit, blit, blit, blit, blit.
No.
Type that in, that's what it's worth.
No, I get that.
Oh, it's okay, I looked it up.
It's a zero dollars and zero cents from AT&T.

(01:50:29):
It's not worth shit, Terry.
You can buy one of these new for like five dollars.
That's not true.
250 actually.
I can't do anything with it anyways.
That's what I mean, it's not worth it.
You could do something with it.
You just need to figure it out.
I just need to...
Could it be this?

(01:50:50):
That's the sound it'll make, yeah.
Eventually.
Yeah, when they lock you up.
I need that repeated.
Boom, boom, boom.
Show, show to me.
I thought you had to make those sound clips.
Make what sound clips?
That I can make it.

(01:51:11):
Oh, sorry, you had the other one.
The the burn bright day on.
You mean this from bright day on.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
It's hot as fuck, Terry.
It's not fucking.
It's you telling me man.
You turn the AC on.
You have AC fuck.
No.
Yeah, I get it.
We live in a state where people don't need it.

(01:51:31):
We don't need it.
I'm not normally hot box in one of my fucking small ass rooms.
I mean, I have two portable units in my house and my house is
much smaller than this.
It's good.
It works.
Think about buying a new one as well.
A new house.
I mean, maybe some point.
Yes, I'd like a new.
I'd like a brand new house.
I'd like it.
I don't care about a new brand new because like people cut

(01:51:53):
corners these days.
That's a good point.
That's like contractors.
They're fucking skeevy and they'll find any way to save a buck.
That is a great point.
So I don't think that really matters.
I would rather have a well built house.
Yes, I would rather have a well built house.
You're really late to the show on that.
No, I just kept talking.
That's the problem.

(01:52:16):
I'd rather let it go for.
Don't know.
Just bomb.
I know I'm gonna repeat it though.
No, you don't want to.
You don't want to do it with a rapid fire like a bomb.
Yeah, like this.
Hold up.
Let the rapid fire be how long you tap and you know,
finger the pussy on it.
Well, I'm splicing it, but you're right.
You're right on the on the board.

(01:52:37):
Yes, you're right right there.
Put it but put it to put a button on the bottom too.
So like this natural motion.
That's too slow.
No, you don't need two of them.
I know it, but like just I'm not making this.
Hold on for the pad.
Play it from the start and get ready to pause it when I say
to stop the original this the clip.

(01:52:59):
No, no, in audacity.
I know.
I know.
I just had to re get where I'm at.
Stop.
Oh, you want it short like boom.
That's it.
Okay.
Okay.
Like don't let it resonate.
Oh, damn.
No resonating.
Let's put the lead.
Move this over.
Tell me.
Stop.
Make go a little longer, little longer, longer.

(01:53:23):
Yes, there.
I kind of like this.
Except for that weird click at the end.
Hold up.
Hold up.
You don't want to click.
You hear that though, right?
I do.
I hear it too.
I think that's just audacity.
I think it's just ending it.
Maybe a little longer.
Sorry.
Longer.

(01:53:48):
Maybe a little too long.
That's got fun.
Yeah, I think that's good.
Okay.
What?

(01:54:11):
Mike, I don't know what I'm doing.
Mike's having like the time of his life.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Hold up.
Hold up.
I'm going to just look.
This is what it'll sound like if you bang it.
If you bang it.
Join.
This is what it'll sound like.
This is what it'll sound like.
Oh, you're on.
You're on to something now.
Yeah, brother.
Oh my God.
See what you've done.

(01:54:32):
I love this.
I love doing this shit.
It's hot as fuck.
Terry.
It is hot.
I like you're complaining to me like it's hot.
You get like, I don't know that already.
I'm going to love this shit.
I'm sweating.
The impacts, the stingers and the jokes they're going to hit.
Yeah.
So when you say that, you're going to say,
I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

(01:54:53):
I'm going to say,
I'm going to say,
I'm going to say,
I'm going to say that.
Yeah.
So when you say a joke, say a joke.
Haha.
Give me a punchline.
What?
What's that for?
Yeah.
So Drew told me how long the minute.

(01:55:14):
And then I copied that and made a double and then I copy that.
And then I'm going to quad.
But I can make like a single two.
Yeah.
I would keep the single.
That way you could press it.
Oh, you don't need to time your jokes to the sound effect.
sound effect you can just time the sound effect to your jokes.
I'm going to export this.
I'm going to call it quad bang.
And then I'm going to import the quad bang.

(01:55:38):
This is behind the scenes folks.
Yo, put that that sound clip over my shit hitting the water.
I will.
I will.
I absolutely do that.
Hold on.
Hold on quad bang.
So I'm going to do this.
We need to do.
I need it to be like short as fuck.

(01:56:00):
Like imagine this.
Imagine this.
Picture this.
I'm a bag of dicks.
Put me to your lips.
I am sick.
Like this.

(01:56:21):
Imagine that and wrap this succession.
Go for it, Mike.
I don't have it.
I only have the two.
If you're going to get fancy with your sound clips.
Yes.
If you have things that linger like this,
you should taper down the volume over the course of the end.
So instead of it just like being really high and then ending,
it just like goes down and then I have that setting.
I can I can do that and hear you.

(01:56:43):
I learned that from all my band days.
Hey, you got it Terry.
I don't know what's going on man.
No.
I don't think I would have put this much effort in.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, I would.
I have something not this month like brand.
I just sold mine.

(01:57:04):
I actually just got paid today.
Well, you finally got it.
Well, no, I had to resell it because the first guy like kicked it back.
So I lied about the description of it.
Did my other iPad that I was selling at least you send it back to you.
He did.
That's nothing short of a miracle.
Actually, he shipped it in better like with more Balbar up than I shipped it
to him. It was like crazy.
Maybe that's why you didn't want it.

(01:57:25):
Wait, what?
Maybe that's why you didn't want it.
You like this motherfucker didn't know I shipped it well.
He shipped it flawlessly back to me.
It was insane.
Are you like a an online seller like this guy is?
No, dude, like I always just I just sold a couple things based on his
recommendation of this app, which by the way sponsors Haas now.

(01:57:47):
Did you see that?
No, they have the logo of the app on the car.
The Haas car.
Yeah.
Oh, you mean the avocados?
What?
What?
Haas avocados.
That's a good one.
We'll work that way.
Don't worry.
Yeah, I got paid on this Mercari app, which is a yeah.
That's sponsored sponsors Haas dude Terry.

(01:58:09):
He's like, yeah, I sold this mouse.
I sold my monitor.
Terry sells everything.
I'm not fucking.
Terry has sold like twenty six hundred mice on this fucking app.
Oh, yeah.
He always buys them and then he sells them again.
He buys on brand new.
Yeah, or do you buy one the app?
I don't know.
Did you buy the mat in the mat yet?
No, I did not.
Oh, Mike, look at this keyboard.
Yeah, tell me fucking mats.

(01:58:30):
Tell me it's not fire.
Hold on.
I got to go back a couple days on this one.
I was browsing Twitter at one point where you burn bright day.
Bernie Brian, Diane Young, I'm so happy.
Right, tell me this is not a fire keyboard, go ahead and swipe

(01:58:51):
through those photos.
The colors are a little extra.
That's the point.
It's a SpongeBob collab.
Oh, Patrick is no.
Are you sure not 85 years old fuck you?
I saw I knew as soon as I did that you're going to talk shit.
That's a tiny idea.
Oh, that's open it.

(01:59:11):
That's Patrick like open it as a skeleton.
Incorrect.
Yeah, open it though.
Other way.
Both sides.
Oh, wait, how do I go back?
No, hold on.
Hold on.
I thought those only had screens in the middle.
It has a screen on the front and in the middle.
This is the one you were just looking at was this outside.

(01:59:31):
That's what I mean.
There's three screens.
There's only two, but there's one two three.
That's this is one screen could be two.
I agree.
Oh, could be a keyboard.
No, I fucked it up.
It is a keyboard.
Fucked it up.
Yeah, just don't swipe.
I didn't mean to.
I was just actually don't swipe from the very edge.
I was that's all say.
He holds it so gingerly.
He's afraid.

(01:59:52):
He's a person.
No, you're like every iPad.
Yeah, I know rotates.
You're like every person who looks at my folding phone ever
like what is this?
I'm gonna drop it.
Yeah, something fold.
So it is the Google Google Google Pixel.
I don't know how to fold.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a year old now.
Not not quite, but we're coming up on it.
Terry, aren't we?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan of the color.
I'm not a bunch of guy.

(02:00:13):
But I get it.
You'll figure it out.
Terry, I'm done with it.
Look, 30 bucks.
Your problems are solved.
True.
But like is it not just a cool?
It's just it's very colorful.
I'm a keyboard guy.
I don't know.
$180.
No, no, that's a set.
It is a keyboard, a mouse and a mouse pad.
Oh, yeah.
Terry wants the mouse pad.
Oh, is that mouse?

(02:00:34):
What's that called?
No, it's not the light.
It's not a next mouse or whatever.
Final mouse.
Fine.
Thank you.
Oh, it's not that next mouse.
It's a fucking my talking about.
That's like your your stepping stone.
The final mouse is, you know, is that like super lightweight
Swiss cheese fucking mouse?
I mean, it's the mice.
The mouse that Terry and I have is still later and it
doesn't have what you guys have.

(02:00:56):
The Vaxi some letters and some numbers.
Vaxi.
It's a Vaxi mouse VXI V A X E.
V A X E.
It's a people that used to work for
a Zowie and then they made their own thing.

(02:01:16):
Mice.
It's like lighter than the final mouse.
No, it's still.
Look, I'm the keyboard guy.
He's the mouse guy.
Clearly Terry's sold like twenty six thousand.
I have spent more money on keyboards than Terry has on mice
though.
Oh, keyboards are more expensive though.
Yeah, I custom make them.
That's why certainly especially custom made ones, but be.

(02:01:36):
Oh, it's the does not have holes in it.
Yeah, it doesn't have to.
That's the best part and it's still light.
Yeah, we have the wireless wireless XI wireless.
He's got you have yellow, right?
No, the orange one.
What your favorite color is how you got to be funny.
So your piece of crap.
I have the one this one.
I have the blue one at the orange one and ambidextrous.

(02:02:00):
Yes, I might buy ambidextrous, but the buttons are only if
you're right handed on the thumb, which is kind of funny, but that
is funny.
So it's not really truly ambidextrous.
Yes, but I don't know.
I have to use your pinky.
I don't know many left handed people.
I'm left handed to use your mouse and I have I can, but I've
always used it right.
Yeah, but I can use it and I sometimes do like at work.

(02:02:21):
I'm doing little shit and I want like type numbers on the right,
but mostly I do on the right.
See Terry, he gets he spends money on hold on.
I just want you to note the price of this mouse, right?
Seems like a lot, right?
For the folks listening at home, it's $130.
That's 4k.
Go look up the Digma Defy keyboard.
Okay, D Y G M a hold please.

(02:02:42):
Yep, Digma.
What D Y G M a D Y G M a.
Yep, and then the space keyboard defy defy defy.
Yeah, this is the keyboard I have and it's it's kind of expensive.
Ooh, it's got lights on it.
I did not get the lights from $370.

(02:03:03):
Yes.
So go hit the buy now.
You thought Terry, can you please explain to Drew that how
much I typically like spend on shit that I buy just a quick
primer?
How much you how much you spend on stuff?
If something if there's like a choice for something cheap
and something nice, what do I buy the nicer one?
I could I would believe that I buy the nicer one.

(02:03:24):
Yes, this is a lot of money to me.
That's context.
All right, but not as context as this click.
Okay, what do you want me to do click buy now and we'll
customize my keyboard Terry real quick.
It's hot as fucking here.
Dude, thanks.
You can tell me more about it.
Oh, alright, so I picked a pick silver.

(02:03:45):
No, no, it's it's like black better.
I'm doing mine.
I want black.
Oh, okay.
Okay, customize that bitch.
Why don't I?
Is it split?
It's ergonomic.
Yeah, it's like this.
It doesn't go together.
It's two parts.
It's two parts.
Yeah, so the way it works is there's the two parts.
They can be wireless as well and has like a little receiver
and that's three connect them.

(02:04:06):
Yeah, wait, wait.
Next to the dash is on there for the home row.
Yeah, no, no, that's for all of them.
Can you please tell me what that is?
No, no, click dash.
What is that?
And look at it.
What is dash?
You'll see it gets rid of all of the legends and it's just
you have whatever letter you want.
What the fuck?
It's for people who know how to type i.e.
Not me.
Hey, I'm a great typer.

(02:04:26):
Can you touch type 100% dude?
I hate this.
I would hate the dashes.
I still can type totally fine.
Yeah, so this is a columnar keyboard.
You'll notice that if you look at your keyboard right now,
like all the home, the rows and the corresponding keys
for your fingers are at an angle towards the left, right?
Mm hmm.

(02:04:46):
Like typing properly, you're supposed to go up and down with
this keyboard.
What it is is that your fingers move straight up and down
and there's no like shift to R is straight above F.
And T is straight above G.
Correct.
Interesting.
So you have to click the right but right keys with the right
fingers.
It's also got a shit ton of buttons.
Well, I can do that, but I still would not like to not have

(02:05:07):
the option of just true like you tell me like this and this.
What X like there's are there auxiliary keys though?
Like sometimes I want to check every what else is every
question mark and shit like that.
Every key is programmable.
A common thing to do is to have different layers.
So also this is designed for like coders and software

(02:05:31):
developers who don't necessarily use QWERTY as their
layouts.
I did not know that was a thing.
Yeah, 100%.
I thought it's a layout.
There's a bunch of different layouts like completely changing
around where letters are.
Yes.
Whoa, this is fucking news to me.
Well, all right.
This is all right.

(02:05:52):
Here we go.
That's crazy.
Y'all want to learn about this.
All right, so Terry, Terry, so I was fucking here.
Go ahead.
This is the like I said this is the keyboard I use, but yeah.
Wait, can I ask a quick question?
Yes.
Is this like the like the top level keyboard here right now?

(02:06:14):
Like are you aware of like the levels of keyboards right now?
So it just depends on like what application.
Which would like what you want to use it for.
So for me, I really like the split keyboard and I get made
fun of it for it constantly.
Fuck the haters.
Yeah.
It's hovering over that button.

(02:06:36):
Yeah.
Oh, yo, I have so even like for like sideways like not putting
all the pressure on your wrist.
Yo, shout out to fucking Drew.
Yeah.
Yeah, brother.
Yeah, dude.
Shout out to fucking Drew.
Shout out to you.
Hold on if you want like this keyboard that you see on the
screen right now.
Let's go.
Damn it.
I'm trying not to spend fucking money.

(02:06:57):
Let's go.
Let's go configure this real quick and you'll see all those
all those buttons where the thumbs are.
I'm trying to spend some fucking money.
So yeah, so a common thing is that most people their strongest
digit is their thumb right?
What that thing do?
Yeah, yeah, an enormous keyboard.
It just hits fucking space.
What that thing do?

(02:07:18):
I got eight buttons on for what each finger, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, yeah.
Is this space right here?
It's all of those are programmable.
You can make it whatever you want it to be.
Mike, so by default, the one on the far left or the far right
is space question.
Yeah, drivers or plug and play to software union, but it's so

(02:07:40):
I couldn't use it on my work computer.
No, you could.
It saves on to download.
I'm on my work computer.
You set it up here and then you keep it on the unit.
So oh, it's it's drivers, but built in it saves it within the
software here.
Yes.
And then you get play capability.
You program it onto your computer and then it flashes it onto
the hard keyboard.
And then once it's flashed, it's plug and play and it remembers

(02:08:02):
it.
Yes.
I could date with that shit.
Yes, it is.
It is cool.
The software does a lot of things.
You know, you can run macros.
You can run timings on it.
You can change all the layouts.
You can change all the different layers.
I have mine set up to where I have three buttons for space
because I miss a lot.
That is me, but all right, brother.

(02:08:24):
Look, I'm not as good.
Okay.
So for those, I want linear.
Linear is a smooth.
It's the gaton.
G pros.
Yeah, my gaitons.
What is my I have a fucking.
What's it called a key?
A key con key con.
Hold on.
I'll go.
Do duty.
Wait.
I'm just unplug the keyboard and bring the keyboard in.

(02:08:45):
Okay.
Do that.
Do that.
Cause it's just only the keyboard.
Don't bring the cable.
Yeah.
He'll tell you.
He'll tell you what it is.
Oh, I know.
That's why I asked him to go.
Terry.
Yeah.
Just have a quick comment for you.
What do you do?
Burn bright.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

(02:09:06):
What is it?
He doesn't know yet.
Let him go.
You can pull one off.
I have a.
He'll get it.
I think they're Gatorons.
They're not.
They're not cherries.
So they're not cherry MX is.
I think they're Gatoron brown.
Is it Gatoron brown?
Yeah, these are Gatoron brown.
Gatoron.
The Gaitons.
They're what they're Gaitons.
They're the low profiles.
You're not going to find them on this one.

(02:09:28):
Oh, I know they're low profile because these were out of stock for a fucking long time,
but I really wanted a low profile.
So I had to wait.
You might even be able to like if you're going to be able to get a little
bit of a boost, I can even be able to like if you bought this, you could swap these on
to it.
I think these are swappable.
If they're hot, swap them.
I got the I think I bought the version that has the hot swap capability.

(02:09:49):
What are they linear tactile?
They're tactile.
Yeah, I got.
So if you want to use to have cherry MX, what are the most cookie cherry MX is.
Blues.
I used to have a keyboard with cherry MX.
I do still have it.
It's right behind you.
It's the Corsair keyboard that has cherry MX blues.
I'm not touching that dude.
I wanted the cliquest cliquest and then I finally got tired of it and like I wanted

(02:10:10):
something less cookie and then maybe even from there I'll go less cookie.
Is this a cookie for you?
Yeah, it's not as tactile as I like personally.
I'm a tactile guy.
Okay.
I am not accurate enough to clicky guy though.
No, so you like I had I have some clicky slidges.
In fact, the switches I have my keyboard are custom made.

(02:10:32):
I've made them myself.
It's a mix between God, what do they call holy pandas and guys?
Yeah, I know.
I wouldn't.
Hey, let me back you up context.
Yeah, I've only ever heard of cherry MX and Gateron.
That's mean you've the fact you've heard of Gateron is like a step above most people.
Well, I'm hey, hey, story of my life.

(02:10:55):
I'm a step above most people, but far below a lot of people.
Oh man, that's that's a good way of putting it.
That's a is that a is that a yes.
Go crazy.
Oh yeah.

(02:11:16):
So this is this is Mike show me your cock.
Shawty what that thing do this is this is Mike.
He said he's he's not he's not that bright, but he's bright enough for most people.
This is his song theme song.
Make yourself so hold on a sec Terry.
Yeah, I'm going to get you back into switches, but just real quick.
We're talking shits.

(02:11:44):
Like a playlist.
Wait for it.
I want to see like an associated video with that video.
I don't know.
I know it's like, but it had to come from somewhere.
It was a sound effect on YouTube.
That was it.

(02:12:05):
There was no video.
Damn.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Drew.
Yeah, what's up?
Would you like to for since he's here he has to participate.
You have to participate.
Every guest has to participate.
I'm going to tell you what to put so you can beat his ass.
No, don't you get to choose who you want.
So you'll choose five people.
The rules is the rules is the rules are the rules are is that you choose five

(02:12:31):
people from obviously from P1 to P5.
That's not obvious to me.
I don't even know what we're talking about yet.
Oh, F1.
Yeah, that glaze is not sugar.
It's not.
All right.
What it is that you put the balls on you on my end.
Put the balls on me.
Shut it.
What that thing do?
Oh yeah.

(02:12:52):
All right.
I hate you.
I fucking hate you.
Oh, come on.
I'm deleting everything.
Yes.
Anyways, wait, we're not done with keyboards.
I don't give a fuck.
I care.
We're going to finish keyboards.
That's fine.
What you're going to do is you're going to go online or we can show you.
You want to show them?
Pictures of people?

(02:13:13):
He's going to look that up while you're waiting while he's talking.
That might be more of your speed if you actually want to keyboard.
Whoa, that has like weird little stick out things on the phone.
This one just has more of them.
No, but this looks better.
It looks more smooth.
This is like that's like more of a travel.
If you were to take it to work and it's also still a profile like this.
If you care about.
Oh, that's a great idea.
A keyboard that you can more easily take with you in your backpack.

(02:13:36):
This one comes with a case.
I have a case for it, but it's fucking massive and I want Voyager.
Yes, and this is Digma dogma Digma Digma different company.
There's Spanish Voyager Digma.
I got it.
No Voyager is the the model.
What's the name?
Digma ZSA.

(02:13:59):
ZSA.
Yeah, ZSA dig.
No, no, no, no.
ZSA Voyager.
Don't.
Don't listen to this fucking degenerate over here.
It was all fucking head.
It was all my fucking head.
It was not me.
All right, go ahead, Terry.
Oh, okay.

(02:14:20):
So what you're going to do is I should pull it up.
We're going to finish keyboards.
Yeah, we'll finish keyboards.
We're going to finish.
I want to talk keyboards.
Either you can.
Hey, it's not fucking here.
I'm going to talk about it.
Either of them.
pirates.

(02:14:41):
Yep.
OK, let's, you're going to pick five of them starting from who
you think is going to be in first, second third, fourth and fifth.
Yeah.
And then you're going to pick a number.
But you can't pick a number.
That is shows them in their order of goodness. Should I not have this? Yeah, you should not just find a list

(02:15:01):
Random list of F1 drivers just type in list of F1 drivers, and then you're gonna pick a number
Obviously can't pick two three or
Well, what it is is that if we tie somehow in there?
So if you get three correct he gets three correct and I get three correct
It's gonna fucking tell him who's better the tiebreaker which the tiebreaker is guys

(02:15:23):
I just want you to know I wouldn't have known it was in that kind of order unless you said fuck me. That's fine
All I know is Max Verstappen. That's fine
How the number works is it's related to safety cars virtual safety cars DNF
red flags and
That's about it
And so you get to pick don't pick this order. It's not a good order. Just don't pick that order

(02:15:46):
Did one of us pick this order for the next race?
It would be you if anybody we didn't take Sergio second. No, none of us did
Okay, so you get to pick
Dude, just not justify it. This is the only stuff I find no you cannot you to send me like

(02:16:08):
Okay, so the stigma
What's the difference between the two this one just has more features and it's a little it's more customizable
Yes, yes in my opinion. So let's see
This one's more like you travel and you go places with me. This only has one. Yes
The other one is customizable to a pretty far extent. Okay, like I kind of dropped the ball and didn't get a lot of

(02:16:35):
Customizations when I bought it, you know, I did a pre-order and it took seven months to show up. They're
Shipping faster now. I'll tell you that but I how I customized this just go to the buy now
By now, okay, or the available now one or two
Like you're such a piece of shit. Oh
God go black

(02:16:56):
Just go us here. Pull that up
us
Oh kale switches, okay, so stop stop
cherry MX
Gateron
Kale kale is a kale brand that makes them. There's a lot. I never heard a fucking kale. You heard of kale. Yeah, it's a leafy green

(02:17:16):
Shout out to you
All right
Kale I would go with the chalk brown
Person rock brand what's the difference? Oh wait closer to tactile clicky linear linear lighter touch
Tactile, okay. We'll just go with this the chalk brown. I actually have those those switches. That's what you do

(02:17:36):
It's
$365. You can't fucking get this shit Terry. No, I can't pay for anything. What are the lots of other goodies included?
I don't know. Let's find out
Cables Wow, three USB C cables. Yeah, what's a TTRS? That's the cable that connects the boards to each other
Gotcha. Is that a special port? It's an ox cord

(02:17:58):
It literally is a 3.5. Yeah, but if a bit of four-pole ox board. Oh
prong
No, I'm pretty sure the pole
You mean it's like an ox with four rings. Yes, it's the one like the cable with the mic basically, okay
Yeah, I think a cable to my gives you three. I think audio is only is two. I

(02:18:20):
Think it's three-pole
I'm a fucking nerd engineer. That's why don't worry about don't listen about I tell people to go faster and move boxes
So, okay, you know, there's four Meg for black magnetic legs
Three 36 additional keycaps for spare tactile brown switches keycap and key switch polar. Yeah, of course

(02:18:40):
If you don't saw case if it didn't come with one, I could give you three. Oh
See like slide it in each side and then it folds up nice
So many keycaps
Is this a thing the split keyboard is this coming back for people? No
No, it's it's very much like a niche thing. Okay, like you can get into it

(02:19:03):
But you know, it's not that great. Okay, I would say open up a second list or another tab and look up the Digma rise to
the dig my rise
Like open up a note. I will yeah that one the raise to
That's the the most recent one they've come out with
It's one piece
It is it can split it, but you can also connect it magnetic it back together to a regular. Oh

(02:19:28):
That's my shit right there
Oh, we're gonna watch the video. Oh my god. Oh
The the main pyar grow for this company. It's super hot. Honestly. Is she in this video?
I don't know this sound. We're gonna go to YouTube, but the sound effect was great those the one in those thumbnails
Okay, we'll play it. Oh

(02:19:51):
I love that check I got a sound effect
Oh, it's like some sci-fi shit. I fucking love sci-fi
Yeah
It's crazy fucking heat you dude

(02:20:13):
It's a dreaded
Working on it. It's all fully stable. We're about the other projects
It's too dangerous. Oh, hold on. Hold on the guy the guy on the right. He's the CEO
He used to be a league of legends like
Esports team manager and he founded the company to make keyboards for his e-sports teams. Damn

(02:20:34):
So that's that's where the origin of this culture from
What are you doing and just for the folks on the phone?
Dig my rise the keyboard that will save humanity
That's what we're watching right now. That's a pretty click-baity title, but you know at the legs the dancing legs
Okay, why were we best tilting at them to okay? I got it single work

(02:20:58):
We're running out of time hurry up
Send it quick
Sneaker Hulkenberg
That's getting a good
You're a fuck shit up
Present day

(02:21:19):
There she is
What does she do she is like the main mark like the person who does all the videos marketing check
So she is the one who is always like presenting in the videos and her name is a Dominique
Mmm. She's a cutie. If

(02:21:44):
You're using Gmail, it's not hope for the future. I use Gmail fuck you
I'm not gonna pay for fucking outlook at home pay for email
I
Spied
Louise Louise you gotta take a look at this

(02:22:10):
You might what the hell this hot new you know what to do
Let's go
Shout to that guy for being bald shout that guy was in that video that was
That's the guy I know that's the CEO I
Don't think it's bald. I think he's wearing a bald cap. No, he's actually bald. He just shaved his head

(02:22:30):
You know, he didn't shave his head. He was already bald. He was just wearing a hat. Yeah, that's why I said shout at him for being bald
That's cool
Okay, it's happening again
I think I
hold it for me
Good shot to these guys are making a cool ass video for their fucking shit
You're gonna order it. I don't know. I don't spend $400

(02:22:52):
That's fine. That's a $500
It's rather will it work they literally just stuck it in a microwave. I know you had a big you had to let him cook
He's cooking

(02:23:21):
Take it apart take it apart
They should have had it fall apart and then start the music
I did to do

(02:23:55):
Dude shot these guys
Okay, I'm what have bangin video. I
I come on you tell them.
I mean, that's sick.
No, I actually watched.
I honorically watch their stuff a lot.
Just throwing it out there.
I sent you another thing in signal mic.
Should I open it?
Yes, cause it'll actually give you a list.
This one's like $50 cheaper if you were to just.

(02:24:17):
I like the idea of being able to choose.
Yes.
One keyboard split and then you rotate it
if you want the rotation.
The thing I really like about the other one is just.
Cause I have a fucked up hand.
So like maybe that would help my fucking fucked up hand.
I also have a fucked up hand.
Do you type with it raised?
You're I don't.
So it costs like $70 to get the angle thing.

(02:24:40):
Like that's not a standard edition, like standard option.
You have to pay extra for that.
Damn.
Like I would say go through, get the pre-order and like,
you know, just figure out how you want it.
Cause it will kind of be more expensive than you think it is.
The pre order be cheaper.
No, the pre order is already over.
You could have saved $90 by becoming like a member
of their website.

(02:25:00):
I thought about it.
I want to do that.
Dude, I'm going to be honest.
I really did think about buying this keyboard,
but I was like, I shouldn't do that.
Oh, a little in a body.
It's nice.
Like it's good quality.
Tell me the difference between Digma and Faxi.
Like one makes mice, one makes mice,
one makes mice, one makes mice.
I'm sorry.
Digma and Voyager.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Tell me the different.
Like what's the philosophy between the two?

(02:25:22):
I don't like this fucking cable.
That's, you have to deal with that.
I'm not doing that.
Why?
Because I want fucking magnetic connection.
Okay.
Well, that's,
if I break apart the Digma,
do I have to put a cable between them?
No, not technically.
You have to charge it at some point.
So there's batteries built in.
I want to do that.
I will say I did have a problem with mine,

(02:25:42):
my DeFi where the left side didn't charge at all.
And it was just dead constantly.
And I remember I was playing Destiny one time.
We were in the middle of a raid
and then my keyboard fucking died.
And everyone's like,
what do you mean your keyboard fucking died?
Oh yeah. I remember this.
I like my keyboard dead.
I was like, what do you mean by your fucking keyboard dead?
Can you plug both into the computer

(02:26:03):
or you have to plug one into the other side?
You plug one into the other
and then the other into the computer.
Okay.
Or you can run them both wireless.
This one does not run wireless.
I'm not getting it.
Fuck this.
This one does.
So this one runs wireless.
Yes.
Like it was a big deal that the DeFi had wireless
and that's the big reason I got it.
It's gonna have both separated

(02:26:23):
and they're both wireless to the computer.
Yeah.
So, okay.
There's like,
That's it.
Why would you buy something else?
You can choose wired or wireless.
I mean, come on.
That's it.
Yeah. You're right.
It's just expensive.
I'm fucking right.
He said it.
He said, oh, shout to me.
Yeah.
Let's go build you a keyboard.
You know, hit that.
I will.
Do the dog.

(02:26:43):
Do the dog.
I guess, you know, he said,
he said I'm fucking right.
Yeah. It's cool.
Do the dog.
Do the dog.
What to do to two.
Oh yeah. I want to do the two.
Can I do the right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Pre-order.
Okay.
Hit the coin.
Okay.
I want to do black.
I want the silver.
I kind of regret it.
I should have got over.
Oh, that's too bright.

(02:27:04):
Wait, how do I go back?
Black.
Hit the color.
Suck my dick.
Hit the coin.
What's what?
What's a coin?
Nevermind.
No, tell me it's a song.
It's dance.
I don't know what the coin is.
I don't want to do that.
Just say no extras then.
No extras.
Okay.
Go to, I mean, you can pick any of them.
Oh, cherry mixed cherry.

(02:27:25):
I can get my cherry mixed blues.
Don't do, don't fucking do that.
Linear.
I want a kale.
I never had a kale before.
Do you really?
They're not great.
Oh, they're not good.
No, they're fine.
No, they're bad.
Just like, I'm not a linear guy.
So I don't like linear switches.
If you're accurate, people love linear
because they're very smoke.
I'm accurate as fuck.
Speed copper.
Like, be honest with me, quality.

(02:27:47):
Objectively, cherry MX, Gateron, kale.
They're the same.
Thank you.
Okay.
They're going to last you all forever.
Yeah.
You'll never deteriorate.
Cherry MX.
So what would you buy here?
So if I, if I was like a proficient typer
and I was accurate and I didn't miss,
I would go with the silent pinks.

(02:28:07):
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh yeah.
And just because they're in reality,
what would you go for?
In reality, silent browns.
They have my Gateron yellows.
Yes.
We fuck.
Oh my God.
We brought this up like an hour ago.
Dude, the Gateron yellows are good.
They are.
They are pretty buttery.
Oh, these are my choices.
These are extra switches.
Yes.

(02:28:27):
So you have to pick one of the top ones.
These are upgraded.
I see.
Okay.
You get them on top of.
So you would have to swap them all out.
Linear Gateron.
You can say no thank you.
I'm just going to do,
actually I want to do this.
Look, I'm saying,
I want to see a silent pink.
I just want to see I was,
well I get two sets.
I, what, here's what, no, no.
You'd be buying two sets here in this scenario.
Yeah.

(02:28:48):
But this ones are free.
Yeah.
The top ones are free.
It says extras.
You can say no,
but I can buy them later.
Yes.
Because they were cheaper.
They were cheaper.
And you also can just go to your homeboy over here.
You can just talk to me.
And I might have them or I'll have a tester board.
You know,
Gateron yellows are good.
I'm going to get 10 yellows.
So I have a keyboard.
I got Gateron yellows.
Sorry, I wouldn't know.

(02:29:09):
Get the Pino to wireless.
I paid $80.
Yes.
You have to pay extra for it.
Wow.
Why?
Do you want the tenting?
What's the tenting?
That's the angles it.
Like do you want to be able to hold it like this
when you have it?
Yeah.
You can be able to hold it like this when you type.
Why is this so much money?
You're going to spend 500 bucks for this fucking thing.
I did spend $500.

(02:29:29):
You don't need underglow.
Underglow?
What the fuck is this?
That fucking fast and furious shit?
So, I mean, okay.
So you see how in like the far right photo,
there's the green at the bottom.
That is the underglow.
If not, it's just a white strip around the outside.
Like it's diffused plastic.
No matter what, it's just a matter of if there's LEDs.
Dude, these guys are milking it.
Yeah.
This is the underglow?

(02:29:50):
Yes.
That is the underglow.
It comes with white no matter what.
It has no lights.
You get the strip there that looks like
there's supposed to be an LED there.
But there's none in there.
Correct.
And you get normal backlight on the switches.
Yes, you do get backlight on the switches.
So backlight means underglow.
Underglow is to the desk.
The backlight is under the keycaps.
That's crazy, dude.
It's almost $600.

(02:30:12):
Holy fuck for a keyboard.
Yeah, so if you-
And that's 10% off.
Yes.
These are like small batch.
This is a pre-order.
This is like-
Brand new.
What's another word for small batch?
Oh, fuck.
I'm thinking of beers.
No, not craft.
Not craft.
It's some other word.
Fuck.

(02:30:33):
Send in them for small batch or craft.
This is gonna be crazy.
Send in them for small batch or craft.
Boutique?
No, fuck.
Boutique is pretty-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
An accurate assessment.
This is very much like-
Neesh, neat.

(02:30:54):
Uh, yeah.
That's not the word though.
That's not the word, but you're right.
Yeah, so I like this.
Oh, it's not gonna ship till October.
Yeah, it takes a while, dude.
Because they're custom building it.
Yes, so basically what's happening
is they're gauging interest now
and then they're gonna send other stuff
to the suppliers and then they're-
In order to parts, yeah.
But there's all the extra stuff

(02:31:14):
that you get a bunch of things with it.
What does it come with?
Scroll down.
It'll show you.
Keep going.
Everything you're gonna see here.
So you get a case.
The neuron is the wireless adapter.
This all comes free.
It just has value to add.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
So because you're pre-ordering, quote unquote.
I'm not gonna buy this.
You would be getting all of these things.

(02:31:35):
So you get like all the extra cables,
the adapters, the palm pads, the neuron, the case.
Palm pad, yeah, palm pad.
What is a neuron?
That is the wireless adapter.
It's a what?
The wireless adapter.
You gotta plug this into the computer?
Yes.
That's pretty normal.
That's not that weird.
I mean, you can use it over Bluetooth.
That's the thing.
Did you?
I just, I just want you to, I love this man to death.

(02:31:59):
But this is the dumbest man I ever met in my entire life.
You gotta plug this into your computer?
Yes, that's how I fucking work.
Hold on, hold on.
Why you got a neuron?
Go to fucking Bluetooth adapter.
Look, all right, you look.
Just listen.
Listen, it was a whole deal with the DeFi
because it was like the first one that could sync the two

(02:32:22):
and have them like work wirelessly
without having to necessarily have two dongles.
How do I look at this in bigger?
I don't know.
I can't.
It's a case, dude.
It's like a darker, I guess it's a black case.
It's like kind of a fabric material.
Looks like micro.
I don't want it to be too bulky.
I want to be just.
Dude, it's a fucking keyboard.

(02:32:42):
It's gonna be bulky.
But just big enough to hold the keyboard.
Yes.
All right.
So it's the case.
If you want a visual reference, right?
It's going to be as about actually about as big as your laptop,
if not bigger in terms of square footage.
Oh, like.
Yes, like this and this and thick like.
Oh, it'll be thick for sure because there's padding on top

(02:33:04):
and on bottom and it holds all your cables to like.
Man, if I'd known we're going down this,
I would have just brought my case over
and I could have shown you like what my keyboard looks like.
It's it's it's cool.
Don't get me wrong.
Time you come bring it.
Now.
Okay, I'll remember that next time we rip.
I'll bring my you have this one, though,
not the break.
I have this one.
Yes, this doesn't break apart.
It's always a part.
This is always separate.

(02:33:24):
Yeah, I think I'd want the one that like you could choose there.
The reason I like the other one is because I like the columnar keys.
Oh, yeah, this is like more normal keyboard.
This is more angled.
Yes, other funky shit.
This just hurts my fingers less and then everybody makes fun of me
when I don't type like faster than so what ones do you have space on?
So like all these keyboards.
So these okay.

(02:33:45):
Um, start on the left side this one and then go.
Yeah.
So that one is control for me.
Uh huh.
Move over to the right.
That one is alts space space space space three spaces.
Yeah.
Space.
No, I have the second row second.
I know, but that one's a macro for when I play destiny.
That one is to change the layer to go up.

(02:34:06):
What it changes.
So it's kind of like control in the sense of or shift when you press and hold
it like the keys do something different function.
Gotcha.
No, no, it's not the same as a function.
Like I press it and it changes every single key on my keyboard to a different
switch or different input.
This one.
Uh, I actually don't remember what that one is space.

(02:34:28):
It might be control as well.
Okay.
That one is enter.
What?
That's enter.
Yeah.
Why?
Why wouldn't I?
But pinky.
Why?
Why?
You're your pinkies fucking weak.
You're going to press enter a lot.
Why not use your strongest digit?
For something I can type normally and some just used to it's like memory.

(02:34:49):
The concept of split ergonomic keyboards is that you use your thumbs for more things.
I see.
So do you have any space for your right thumb?
We mean space for my right thumb.
Oh, like is space any of these?
No, it's all my left.
Yo, so you can't type normal then you had a normal type or I can type normal,
but a normal type or uses both thumbs to space though.
So in that sense, I type enough on my keyboard at work that I don't ever develop a muscle

(02:35:15):
memory for this and it's kind of a tragedy.
That is sad.
So you don't bring it to work.
No, I know it's poorly of a case though.
I do.
And I bought it.
I kept when the thought when I bought it was that I was going to bring it to work,
but I never did.
Um, but it's not too late.
It's not.
You can still do it.
Go to monkey type.com monkey.
I'm going to website monkey type.
Thank you.
Go to monkey.

(02:35:36):
Thank you.
Thank you.
Monkey type.
This is type test.
Yes.
Yeah.
My monkey.
Throw up on the screen.
I am.
I'm just, just, just bear with me here, brother.
Okay.
Change it to words.
Change it to words.
Get out.
Oh, a words.
Yes.
And 50.
So that this is what you start typing.

(02:35:56):
I'll go.
The time will start.
I just want to see just go.
Jesus Christ.
He's good.
Oh, fuck.
Just keep going.
Oh, fuck.
Just keep going.

(02:36:21):
You just got to remember he, he spends half his time on the
fucking computer.
Anyways, this looks like a man.
Oh, fucking Christ.
And this is what the shit.
This is what the shit.
No travel keyboard.
I actually prefer.
It sucks.
Yeah.
I prefer the shortest possible time whenever possible.
That's just me.
I actually seven words per minute.
That's a little, that is a little faster than normally I'm

(02:36:42):
more around like 80 to 90.
That is a little fast.
Go fuck yourself.
It's still insane.
But I use both, but that's what I mean.
Like depending on what I'm hitting, I might need to hit this
while I'm typing with this hand or this one.
I'm telling you.
So it's like, that's why I just that speed comes with both
thumbs, the fluidity.
No, no, no, because you will get faster when you learn more

(02:37:03):
how to do like a split keyboard simply because I'm fucking old.
I'm not relearning that shit.
I'm telling you don't have to relearn anything.
Like there's a there's a growing period.
Yes, but the concept is you have this big fucking digit, right?
You have every other key for every other finger and you have one
fucking button for your thumb.
Sorry.
I'm slamming that keyboard.

(02:37:23):
Hold on.
Like why would you redo it again?
Oh, he wants to show off again to us.
No, I just want to start over and just off.
I'll just do control R. I try to it's a shift.
I'm from this.
Max don't have shifts or they do have shifts, but it's not shift tab.
It said there's commands on the bottom.

(02:37:48):
I only use my right thumb.
I'm only I thought I used both.
Wow.
Would we learn a person must against yeah, you're only using your right thumb dog.
I can see it from here.
I never I just assumed I was using both.
That's crazy.

(02:38:11):
Yeah, I just I'm always this fucker is doing nothing.
Yeah.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to you dude.
So maybe your left thumb becomes like your shift,
control your alts, all of those modifiers.
Then you can do whatever.
Oh man, I never thought about this.

(02:38:31):
Dude, now he's in a type mode now.
Dude, monkey types of hoot in a holler every time we get someone on it.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah. For those listening at home, Mike is on.

(02:38:52):
Yeah.
This one is way dope.
Shout out to you.
I didn't know about this website.
I'm buckmarking this shit.
Monkey type.com.
I was just like searching some fucking piece of crap website.
Yo monkey type is the shit.
This is the fucking shit.
Fuck yeah.
We do this at work a lot actually.
Fuck yeah, dude.
So yeah, this is a small insight into my world of keyboards.

(02:39:14):
Monkey type.com and the name is great.
Yeah.
I like building keyboards.
I think they look neat.
I've built a lot and like on our other podcast,
we did a nice session where I helped everyone build their own custom keyboards.
Terry told me you were doing a keyboard building session.
How's your board treating you Terry?
What did you get Terry?
There's only one key that doesn't fucking work, but yeah.
I do feel really bad about that.

(02:39:35):
So you put the switches in and the caps and all that or that's basically what it is?
So I went to all of them and I said,
hey, what is your like, give me color preferences.
Like I need one to two colors.
And then I would like present them with some things like you want it to be cleared.
You want it to be see through.
Do you want to like have solid colors?
Do you want like red and green here?

(02:39:56):
Or do you want like a different colored cable?
And then I bought them all custom cooled cables,
which is like a thing in the keyboard world.
I know it comes out spinny and then it goes to the thing or whatever.
It's just a clutter for the sake of desk clutter.
It's kind of stupid.
But I think I look cool.
I think they do too.
And I have one.
It's not like I'm going to not, but yeah.
And then we, I said, like, oh, what do you want your key caps look like?

(02:40:18):
And I would help them find key caps.
And then I had them come over and I have like a board that every single switch
is a different key switch.
So like this would be different than this, than this, than this.
Oh, I would hate that.
But it's, it's a tester board.
It's not like to actually type on.
Oh, so you can decide what you want.
Yes.
Oh, fair enough.
Fair enough.
So I was like, to go here, don't just like go straight down the key.

(02:40:42):
You're not going to do that normally.
You can buy from this company a tester board.
I do that.
You can then know what you want to buy.
That is, uh, Kale was one of the, or Glorious is a bunch of the test switches I have.
And I just put them in an actual board just for the sake of like ergonomics and feeling.
So I had everyone test it and then we came over and then I made them

(02:41:03):
take apart their boards, figure out all their switches, put all their
switches in.
Rob took a fucking year and a half to undo his, his switches.
Holy shit.
Wait, once they like tested it, then you ordered it once they decided what they wanted.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I bought these all out of my own pocket.
I'm going to be honest, it cost me a lot of, it was like $900.
Wait, they paid you back though.
No, this was all just be like out of my, my generosity.

(02:41:26):
The fuck?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it was, it was kind of expensive.
I'm not going to lie.
And then when they told, when everyone tells me like they're having problems with it,
it makes me feel like bad.
Did they not put the switches in correctly or something?
No.
So Terry's, I think the problem is literally just the board is a problem and like,

(02:41:48):
it was just one saw.
You got to send the whole board though back.
Yeah.
One saw is fucked.
But it's okay.
It's a, it's a thing I don't use anyways.
And I ordered it.
You don't use?
I ordered it so long ago that like it's definitely out at this point.
But I had ordered his first.
So like by the time we had gotten to that, it was like two months past when I bought it.

(02:42:09):
So like even if even if I tried to turn it that day, yeah, yeah.
And that was also the second one that I got because I ordered one.
It showed up and then I opened the box and it was some fucking logitech keyboard
that someone had like swapped out and scammed.
You bought on Amazon.
Yes.
I was like, you know, I'm kidding me.
So I returned it and then I got another one and that's the one that Terry has right now.

(02:42:30):
So low profile versus regular.
I like low profile personally.
Like this is low profile.
Yes.
Yeah.
The difference is the switch height is just taller.
Correct.
So in the key cap on like a taller one wraps around more,
whereas these don't have to because they're not as tall.
Correct.
So with like a regular, regular style switch, which is cherry MX style is the

(02:42:51):
what you would envision normally, right?
Like on a regular keyboard.
That's like my earliest memory of like this.
This is cherry.
Regular full height keys like old school.
Yeah.
Yeah. There are different profiles of key caps as well that all have different heights
and different shapes and everything.
That's not necessarily important, but the switch underneath just for nomenclencher,

(02:43:12):
the top plastic that you touch key cap.
Yeah.
The thing that actuates underneath is the key switch switch.
So the regular style key switches cherry MX style will have key caps that are more dome shaped.
So.
So like if you have a switch here that the top key will kind of curve in a little bit like this
and you have one next to it that it does that.

(02:43:34):
Now there's a much bigger gap between the two and I don't like that personally.
And that's why I choose to have you like a smaller gap at the point where your finger touches it.
Correct.
Because I can over correct when I'm moving my finger around and maybe hit the corner as
opposed to like on this.
Whereas like on an MX style switch, you put it in the gap and hit both or something.
Yes.
So that's, that's my way to do.

(02:43:55):
Gaterons not are so.
So.
So these.
Just so you know, Terry, I'm the fucking biggest like I could.
I'm a fucking.
This is like why I'm good at my job is like I do weird nerdy shit like this all the time.
Like having a normal social interaction.
I'm a fucking duck.
I'm a fucking drowning in the lake.

(02:44:16):
You two are made in heaven.
When it's like talking like technical, like physical shit.
I'm fucking ready.
All right, go ahead, Drew.
So there are.
I got.
Damn it.
It's like a get fuck, Terry.
Cut of course.
I know.
I'm like, well, you can get a ride home.
Fuck participate.
So you got to leave.
I got to, I got to do some stuff.
Don't lie.
We're potting today.
No, we were almost gone for three hours.

(02:44:38):
I thought we're ripping today for three hours.
No, you say like it's a bad thing.
Like you don't want to.
No, I do, but I just promise someone that I would be doing something with them.
What time do you got to go?
I got to be there in like 30 minutes.
That's not going to happen.
All right.
Let's finish this.
Which talking to have to take and take him back.

(02:44:58):
All right.
I'm on your way.
I'm not on the way.
No, you're out of the way.
Yeah.
All right.
It's traffic will be over by now, but um, oh yeah, it will be.
There's the different brands that make the different style of switches.
These are the short.
I would rip, but I promise someone I would do something and just drew real quick.
Note that this is the first time he's bringing this to our attention.
He did tell me he knew.

(02:45:20):
I, yeah, I haven't been looking at the time, but it's not my responsibility.
So correct at 100% you're right.
It's his responsibility to tell the team what time it is he needs to leave.
And that way would have known ahead of time and would have totally come in.
He did not inform us.
No, I did not.
It was my fault.
I will take the hit.
We got one more second on the switches and we'll wrap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just got to pick your team though.

(02:45:41):
Oh my fuck.
You can do that off air while you fucking do your shit.
The switches you have here are if you guys, if you guys,
will you shut the fucking just let me finish this.
We're going to finish and then you're going to keep going.
We're almost done.
Terry, I have to pee like a motherfucker and it's hot near and it's hot as fuck.
Go ahead and finish you.
These switches they're low.
They don't have a lot of height.
The key caps less travel.

(02:46:03):
Oh yeah.
The key caps for them have to be specially made as well just to accommodate that.
These ones have like an MXM and you could tell that by the plus on the inside of the key cap
and on the switch.
That is what makes an MX style.
These are just low profile MX styles.
The Kales, the not these ones, but on the Voyager, the chalk Browns,

(02:46:25):
they have an entirely different like switch type to where instead of the plus sign on the top of
the switch, it's like two holes and then sorry two holes on the on the switch and then on the
key cap.
There's two posts to stick down into it that fucking break constantly.
So plus is a is an MX.
Yeah.
The plus to these ones is a little bit more durability.
So what are these?

(02:46:46):
These are MX.
Cherry MX like MX low profiles.
Okay, low pros and then on the pros on like a regular normal switch like the taller ones
you don't have to worry about that.
There's north and south facing, but that's neither here nor there.
That's about north and south facing.
I still don't understand it.

(02:47:06):
I do a little bit, but not really another day.
Okay, but if you ever want to build a keyboard, tell me.
I'm a buyer of keyboards.
If you ever want to have a custom keyboard, tell me and I will customize this.
Yeah, pretty much.
I can't do this, but if you want like this kind of format and I can get you like I can get you

(02:47:29):
this, I can get you this, I can get you this keyboard.
I can get you this like, but you can customize like a normal keyboard with a normal board.
Yes.
I got you.
I can customize you a split board if you want it.
I have one like I built it myself.
It's going to cost you a lot of money, but not magnetic.
No, it's like this where there's a cable between.
All right.
I want magnetic.
Last final thoughts.
Tell me when you want a keyboard because I like to build keyboards.

(02:47:52):
Terry has to pee.
Terry wants to make a building keyboards.
Come check out the right on podcast at twitch.tv forward slash right on podcast.
There's underscores on there.
Right.
Underscore on.
We're live every Sunday at 7pm Pacific Standard Time.
Check out our YouTube channel, Instagram, all the usual stuff.
Thanks for having me guys.
Love you folks.

(02:48:13):
Burn bright, young.
Burn bright, young.
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