🍻🏈🔥Fantasy Football Frenzy: Draft Night Banter & Strategic Debates

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What if your Fantasy Football Draft decisions could make or break your entire season? Join us on Timeless Talk, where AJ, Fur1ous, Special Guests CJ & Chinky recount their exhilarating draft experience, sipping on tequila & space dust, and sharing tales of triumphs & regrets. Ever wondered why CJ juggled two drafts at once or why Fur1ous decided to sit this episode out? We bring you right into the action, filled with laughter, friendly competition, and some heated debates about Yahoo’s draft ratings.

Ever faced the nail-biting choice between Tyreek Hill & Christian McCaffrey? Listen as AJ shares the agony of his first pick dilemma and the surprise twist when McCaffrey slipped to the fourth spot. From the highs of securing top players to the lows of unexpected underperformances like Cooper Kupp’s, our hosts offer insights into the necessity of preparation & the unpredictable nature of fantasy football. We also dive into controversial trades and the strategic maneuvers that can turn the tide in any league, making this a must-listen for both seasoned players & newcomers alike.

Fantasy Football isn’t just about stats and standings; it’s about the camaraderie, the banter, & the unforgettable moments. From humorous exchanges about ill-informed trades to the financial stakes involved, we capture the essence of why fantasy football is more than just a game. Whether you’re a die-hard football fan or just love a good laugh, this episode promises to entertain and enlighten. Cheers to another season of fantasy football fun!


*Fantasy Football Draft With Friends
*Draft Strategy & Luck
*Strategy & Player Selection
*Draft Rankings & Banter
*League Banter
*Gaming & Strategy Debate
*Football Team Banter & Rivalry


*Intro Beat Credit: Memnoc (Picasso)*
*Outro Beat Credit: Leo Legendary*

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:24):
and welcome back to the conversation that never ends
.
This is Timeless Talk.
I am your host, aj, and man.
This is a fun episode.
Man, we all had a few drinks inthis already To bring you guys
up to pace.
This is Timeless Talk.
I'm your host, aj.
I'm a little tipsy right now.
I had a little bit of a spacedust my drink's over there Were
we drinking tequila fellas?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I forgot what we were drinking.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
There's a lot going on right now.
I'm going to bring y'all tospeed Over here to my left.
I'm going to go ahead and givehim his intro.
I know he's focused right now.
Are you drafting right now, sir?
I'm drafting right now, he'sdrafting right now.
So we'll come back to him.
We'll save him for last, asalways, you guys, you know what
I'm saying.
I got my co-host over thereFurious.
Yeah, yo, he dropping shells onhim, he dropping shells on him.

(01:12):
Yeah, how you doing, brother,I'm all right.
Sorry, we're all a little bit.
How do you feel right now?
Good, you, good.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You got some alcohol in your system.
You feel good, we all got somealcohol.
He's the only sober one here.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Guys Are you feeling twisted, feel good.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
I think we need another shot.
You need another shot.
I think we need another shot.
I think we need another shot.
I think he's right.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I think CJ's right man.
All right y'all.
So over here, directly to myright, we got Cheeky Bruh Bruh.
All right, man, it's over here,to my direct left.
We have cj.
You got it down, man.
I mean, in case you guys now Ican explain the set better, I

(01:53):
had to properly introduceeverybody.
Thank you all for being herewith us today.
Okay, so we're in season five.
You know I'm saying this istimeless talk.
Today we're doing we did a, adraft.
I wouldn't say and I will saythe nfl draft we did, we did a
fantasy football draft.
You know, it's my second yearactually playing, playing, so I
don't know how well I'm gonna do.
I got an, a plus in the ratingaccording to cj, here to my left

(02:14):
, so I'll take it.
You know I'm saying this man isdrafting.
In case you guys are wondering,I'm gonna put that out there
now.
This man is drafting in asecond league that he's in right
now.
So I told this man thank youfor being here and go ahead and
draft to your second league.
We good man you know so thankyou for thinking for that, cj.
Anyway, we on, we on time.
Let's talk today.
We're going to discuss thepicks.
You guys didn't get to visuallysee our draft, unfortunately,

(02:34):
because we started a littlelater than we wanted to today,
but that's okay.
We still got some good picksand then we got some decent
rankings.
We're going to talk about howy'all really felt about your
picks and then how yahoo feltabout your guys's picks.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, uh, hashtag fuck y'all look over all that
shit.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
He's like cheeky's.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like all right, let you know how I feel furious
today.
Right, who's always my co-hostover here on my right usually my
left is gonna kind of just puthis in tech, his little, his
little intel in there here andthere.
But you know he didn't want toplay the league this year.
If you don't mind me asking you, sir, why didn't you want to
play with us this year?
I just have to ask you that.
But I wanted to ask you that onthe record.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I'm just not well-versed in the sport.
I don't really watch it likethat to really form an educated
opinion as far as to winsomething and the last time I
played, I lost so damn.
I also heard you didn't, youdidn't lose.
I lost because of ignorance.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
You did good.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I did good.
I did good for everybody.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I was getting motherfuckers away he's like you
did good.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
I did some of my money.
That's what I did.
One thing I'll say I play forfun.
It's all fun.
It's all fun.
Speak into your microphone,brother.
It's all fun and games, bro.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know if I lose?
I lose.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's how you got to look at it, bro.
At the end of the day, it's agame right?
Ain't no one going to reallyget sick of?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
it.
But you should also, like youknow, be at least somewhat
versed in the game.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, I agree.
I mean just being real.
You got to put some type ofstudy behind it, because you are
in front of your own cash here.
You know what I'm saying?
Ain't no one really gettingpasses with.
That Commissioner here wasn'tgoing to let no one slide either
.
And again, they're making sureeverybody get their money, huh.
Yeah, it's a lot of researchthat goes into this shit.
You got to know a second, bro.

(04:22):
I got Furious' take on it.
You said that's why you don'twant to play In the future.
You might play though, right,because you're saying the next
year you might give it a realshot, right?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I mean, if I start watching the games and I
actually start studying them andknowing what's up, then I'll
feel more confident, becauseyou'll feel more confident
investing $100.
I got an idea of how it mightgo.
You know what I'm saying, howit's played.
Just you know, knowledge ispower.
Right Facts.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, that's true, Okay cool.
So, Chinky, I got to ask younow bro, First time you played
fantasy football.
How was that experience for you, bro?
Let the audience know how youfelt when you first played, bro.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Shit, and I got their place, did you?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
My boy placed without studying bro.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's good though.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hey, that's pretty good To you to place, to be able
to place right, because there'sonly three spots right.
First, you win the grand prizeplus the trophy.
Second, you third is break even, right, what's second?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Third is break even.
Second, for my league is 250.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
250, 50.
Okay for his league.
So for our commissioners league, by the way, I should have.
I should have said that when Ifirst introduced cj.
Here he's our, he's thecommissioner of our league, bro,
the commissioner of our leagueto the left, cj.
I had to give you some hype,bro.
You know what I'm saying.
Brother, hey, bro, carl lovesyou.
Bro, bro, here's a hand passfor CJ.

(05:45):
Yeah, yo, but nah, he's acommissioner of our league and
he was telling me he's like nah,man, I gotta go easy on you,
especially if you've done thisshit before.
It's just been a little whilesince I've done it.
So for you to place third,that's pretty good, bro, not
doing this shit in a while,that's.
And you just went off of whatranked picks.
What was your strategy therethat you're willing to share you

(06:07):
?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
already made your picks, so go ahead.
I don't know, just went withthe flow, just fucking with the
flow, fuck it.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
You just said whoever's higher ranked, I'm
going to choose them.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Fuck it, they're there.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
They're still on the board.
I mean, something really reallyhappened weird.
Something really weird happenedin our league.
Y'all I had to share with y'allfor you fantasy footballers out
there, right, that avidly do itevery year.
You guys know who the numberone pick is, who usually is the
number one pick, right?
My boy.
Well, me, I had to choose.
I had to flip a coin.
I'm gonna say my boy and I wasdeciding because I got first

(06:36):
pick in this particular league.
It was between cmc and fuckingtyreek hill, right.
So I flipped a coin because Iwas like, damn dog, I know
they're both going to produce alot.
But I was like, do I go withwho I'm wearing a jersey for?
If y'all didn't catch italready, I'm a Miami Dolphin fan
.
Obviously, tyreek Hill is awide receiver for the Dolphins.
I was like, man, I don't wantto just make a biased choice
here, because those runningbacks are not a bad first pick

(07:02):
in the league.
He's literally the number oneranked pick in the league.
Right, I flipped a coin.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Four receiver Top two .

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, tyreek is, but I'm saying like number one
overall choice is CMC right.
CMC's hands down.
So this was a tough decisionfor me to make.
Y'all.
I want y'all to understand.
We're going to take this partof the podcast to dive into the
fantasy football aspect ofeverything, right?
So I got first pick.
That wasn't planned out y'all,it was just.
You know what I mean, it wasjust fucking.

(07:34):
That shit was luck.
He said luck and the cricketshe got lucky with it.
Yeah, that's right.
I love that.
Okay, I'll take it.
As you can see, your boy, aj,got first pick.
It didn't happen like that onpurpose, it just happened Right.
So I was very, very troubledwhether I was going to choose
Tyreek Hill, ceedee Lamb orfucking CMC man McCaffery.

(07:58):
It came down to me flipping acoin man and Wes if you watch
this, shout out to you bro,because you kind of influenced
my decision a little bit.
But I told myself man, I reallylike these two players, I know
they're going to do well for me.
So I was like first pick, it'sa very important decision
because I didn't pick for awhile.
Being a fucking snake draft,you know how that goes.
I was like you got to make thisshit count, bro.

(08:18):
If you're going to lose out oneverybody else, you better at
least pick someone that matters.
So I chose tails for Tyreek andthen heads for CMC.
Shit came up tails I honoredthe coin flip.
Hopefully it benefits for me.
And then this guy right herehad an anomaly happen to him.
I don't think anybody herethought that CMC fought out to
the fourth pick.
Holy shit, that's what makesthis league a little weird, bro.

(08:43):
A little strange because I knowthat when it was his turn to
pick he literally double-takedreal quick.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
He looked.
He was like it was either himor Brees Hall.
But I already knew CMC shouldnever go to the fourth round.
I mean the fourth pick for thefirst round.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's crazy, that was smart on your part because
even though, even if Hall wereto have a breakout year, the
safe and smart-ass pick wouldhave been obviously who he chose
right.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, cmc the best Hands down, healthy the best
pick.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
No facts.
So, knowing that you made theright choice, that was going to
be my choice, but it came with atail.
So you know, if I go right withTyreek, I'm a Dolphin fan,
let's see what he can do thisyear, man.
Hopefully he keeps it up goingthat happy with it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not mad at itat all, bro.
I was like all right, cool, youknow what.
Between those two it was a goodoutcome.
So, my, my question that I havefor chinky here all right, bro,

(09:29):
I'm throwing it back to you fora second dog.
So how do you feel about thisdraft?
Why did you get a d?
We're gonna talk about ratings.
We're gonna hop into that rightnow, but we're gonna talk about
ratings right now.
Okay, we're gonna talk aboutokay.
So we did our draft right.
We did our draft right.
We did our draft.
Furious over there, chilling.
He did give me some advice,though I'll give you that.
I appreciate you throwing yourtwo cents in there every five or
so minutes to kind of like, heybro, you should go for this

(09:51):
tight end, or hey bro, youshould go for this wide receiver
.
Hey bro, this running backseems like it was.
That was cool for you to dothat.
I didn't expect you to Justaccept it.
Fuck AI, bro.
There is no AI.
We created AI.
Therefore, that means it wasyou.
Just take that advice, bro.
Fuck it, just take that.
Take that.
Take that those flowers.
All right, bro, just say it wasyou.

(10:12):
It was you right.
Yeah, all right.
So I used my football knowledgeover here to my right.
He helped me out, anyway, what?
Anyway, what I noticed is thatI do notice you guys.
I know you guys know this shittoo, and I know he had his
strategy.
Cj had his strategy.
He was laughing, but Bo waslike y'all got next.
It was funny, bro, and everytime we wouldn't pick his pick

(10:34):
he'd be like yes, talk radioprevails.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I was letting him fall to me.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I loved it and I noticed that bro straight up, so
and we all saw that right.
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
One thing I will say what sleeper right here watch
sleeper CJ me sleeper right here.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Sleeper, I looked at your team.
I don't know about that one.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Hey, hey, y'all wouldn't know about that one
either, hey hashtag fuck y'allwho sleeper yeah, we'll see,
though.
Very confident words, and I'mactually glad you said that,
because I was going to followthat up With saying that we're
actually Towards the end of theseason.
Whoever gets crowned champion,whether they were physically
present For this episode or not,that person's going to come on

(11:16):
the show With their fuckingtrophy and explain their.
Let me not explain theirstrategy In and out, because I
don't want to expose them, but Iwant them to at least be like
you know, hey, this is why I won.
You know what I'm saying?
Tell us why.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, I'll be back.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
So go ahead, bro.
I'll be back this man about toclaim the trophy he paid for.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Fuck it, We'll see man.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
So, moving forward, I'm going to flip it over here
to CJ before I go over toFurious over there.
When was your, how was yourfirst fantasy experience and how
did you go into it?
Were you as confident and cocky?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
as you are in this one.
I didn't know what to do.
My first year, bro.
Everyone had notepads andfucking computers and shit.
I was on my phone.
I played six at the end of theyear.
That was the only year I playedsix.
After that I was top three.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
He said never again Learning lesson though that was
a learning lesson.
You were there like damn, Ididn't do none of my fucking
homework, nah.
But they all knew.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I didn't.
They all knew what they wastalking about how to do my
homework.
Learn from that shit, though.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
But you did right.
Yes, you played six.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Okay, sorry, I didn't handle it.
Watch it.
Oh really, yeah, because you'recommissioner now.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
That's cool man.
Good for you, bro, did you?
Now that you're commissioner,now that you?
Because I know, like I said,I've said this off the record
plenty of times where I've heardthis man.
We work in the same place,right, but I'll disclose him
what that is.
I'll show up to work man I andhis fantasy picks.

(12:45):
And he was saying, oh, this isa good choice or this is the
round you got to draft thisperson and this person's most
likely to get hurt.
I digress you, I'll give youthat man.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'll, lowkey, get out of my carlike this motherfucker about to
merc everybody.
This year, bro, you're eithergoing to be the biggest merc or
the the way you ended last, bro.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Knowledge is power.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
You got to know every person, every move every injury
, all that shit I would agreeright, because even if, like, at
the end of the day, you are atthe fucking mercy right of the
players, I agree with you.
You got to make an educated,educational, fucking choice.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, one thing I can say is like how do you know
they?
You don't know that.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
You don't know Bro.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
McCaffrey could blow His fucking knee out In week one
.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You know what I'm saying so.
I feel like Fantasy is kind oflike chance.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
It is.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's like it's like you choose All these great ass
Fucking players.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
And they can have Ass years.
Have a shitty ass year.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Like fucking Cup.
He got blown out by Nakua Lastyear and no one expected that.
Nobody expected that.
Shit, Bro.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's a good-ass example actually.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
That's facts.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's why you're really at the mercy of the
player.
That's why I was like, look, Iwas telling CJ here, you know,
be confident.
It's good that you have theconfidence, don't get me wrong.
That's a great thing, big dog.
But he said big dog, I justthough.
But I mean, at the same time,it's good to know who's who's
gonna go hungry the next year.
You know, I'm saying who'sgonna want to put those numbers

(14:07):
up?
And they, obviously they don'tgive a fuck about fantasy, oh no
, these motherfuckers just wantto do points for themselves bro
so you just happen to draft them, you, the motherfucker on the
receiving end.
That's gonna be great.
You know what I mean and I'llgive you that.
You gotta do the homework toknow who's great.
Who's gonna be great, right,let me ask you something.
I'm gonna ask you something nowabout our draft we just had
right now off camera, off therecord.
Are you genuinely very, veryhappy with your team?

(14:31):
Do you think this is gonnadominate?

Speaker 5 (14:32):
the fuck out of the league, or what?
The best team?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
A plus number one but my shit was A plus too, though
that's cool.
Second place I got you in firstplace, but shit, second place.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
You said first place for a reason.
Man you did my homework.
I know what I'm doing.
Look, can I give you theperfect example About sleepers.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
So last year I had a homie who Nobody picked up, cj
Stroud.
My homie picked him up.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Fucking balled everybody.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Took the fucking dust he won the whole league.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Won the whole league.
Damn With CJ Stroud, and no onewanted to pick him up and
nobody wanted to pick him up.
Did you pick him up?
I didn't pick him up, my homiedid no.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
But saying this in our league who got him this year
Did you get him.
Oh, I don't know who got himShit.
Did you pick up CJ Stroud?
Cj, I ain't touching that.
He said negative Nah.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
That ain't going to be me.
Nah Shit.
I like mobility quarterback.
I mean running, yeahquarterbacks.
Mobility quarterbacks isusually the best overall.
He's a pocket passer, he's good.
But I'm shooting for thosemobility quarterbacks who can
run and pass.
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
That makes them more versatile.
They can right you points ineither category.
That's when you know you got areal fucking W, bro.
When you got a player who moveslike that, that's a good W for
sure.
All right To turn the tableover to bring Furious back in

(15:57):
this conversation real quick.
Let me ask you something, sir.
When you played now there's aninfamous trade I'm going to put
this shit on the record, bro.
Supposedly you were giving up alot of good-ass players to one
of our mutual friends and thatsupposedly everybody in the
league was against this tradeand they've been telling this
guy the commissioner at the time, don't fucking approve this

(16:17):
shit.
Why the fuck are you going toapprove that trade?
This boy's just fucking raping.
Essentially you, for thesepeople Did this.
Was this fucking raping?
Essentially you, for thesepeople, did you not care?
I want to hear your side of thestory.
If you remember, if you canrecollect what I'm talking about
.
Supposedly was it last year, Idon't know if this was last year
or the year before Last year.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
You played last year right the year before.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, the year before.
Okay, supposedly, and I'm notgoing to bleep his name out he
had him on the league right andhe made a trade with you and
supposedly he was like givingyou ass and you were giving him
like great shit.
Everybody in the leaguesupposedly was like telling this
man don't fucking approve thattrade.
I don't know, don't allow thatshit.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
But that's why I won't play again, unless I'm
like well-.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
The knowledge.
Well, you said to focus right.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
I didn't know about it To me.
I didn't fucking know who I wasgetting.
I wasn't well versed in it.
That's fair.
That's why.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So you didn't really care how you were going.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I didn't care.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
I didn't know.
Yeah, I didn't know what I wasgetting.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
So essentially it's a fucking asshole for fucking
making.
You make that.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's just part of the game honestly yeah but at
the same time bro what do theysay in that show?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
they're like they trade raped you.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I mean I shouldn't have been playing in the first
place, because, I mean, if Ididn't know the fact that I
agreed to a game that I had noidea like what I was doing?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's fair.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
That was the first mistake.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
True.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
That's why you're not going to see me play again
unless I'm well-versed.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm going to get you right.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
We good.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I'm glad that he's going to get you practice.
I really wanted you to playwith us this year, bro.
I wasn't about to make Furiousdive into some shit that he
doesn't want to do.
So next year we're hoping thatwhen you get some practice on
this year, he can give you theafter practice You'll be down to
play with us next year If youget enough experience and you
feel confident enough, right?
He said that's a big if, if Ido If I want to right Hopefully.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Hopefully, because that's money too.
You know it is money and I'mplaying to win, so I'm not just
trying to like if I'm going toreally play.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I'm going to be fucking locked in like locked in
more than all you know what I'msaying.
Big facts.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
I'm obsessed.
Fuck that man.
There was like how much money?
Was it?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
600 bucks 650 first place, second place, 250 First
place.
Money back 100.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
This one came to me right At the end of the thing
Last year.
Oh yeah, man, we need yourmoney.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
At the end of the year she was like oh, by the way
, by the way, you owe us $100.
Oh shit, you didn't pay Untilthe end of the year End of the
year, end of the year.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
No, I mean, I had to pay.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I lost you're like fuck, okay, I'm stealing money
out of my pocket.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
I'm paying someone's pot.
You know what I'm saying.
So it's like I feel it.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
No, that makes sense, I get it, bro, I wouldn't blame
you that's why you day.
That's what it ends up being,because, at the end of the day,
there's no guarantees in notonly life but obviously fantasy
football, right?
So for those audience membersthat are rocking with us that

(19:12):
don't usually play fantasyfootball, we appreciate y'all
for sticking around this long.
This is a different take.
We've never done this onTimeless Talk.
Again, this is the first timeI've played it in a while, so
I'm actually excited.
I got a rank of A+.
So we're going to talk aboutrankings.
I know we were diving that asecond ago.
Did we get to you already abouthow you feel about yours and
why you think they ranked you atD?

(19:33):
They gave you a D, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Listen, like I said, fuck.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yahoo Sports Fuck.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yahoo Sports I'm a sleeper.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Okay, Yahoo, you hear that.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're talking
about.
Went for the sleepers, huh, hesaid he went for the sleepers.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
He said what's your name?
The?

Speaker 5 (19:49):
sleepers, my bedtime.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I don't know Rose said bedtime bro.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yo, he's firing away.
I'm sorry, brother, you're avictim.
I'm sorry, brother, you're avictim.
I'm sorry, bro.
He said you should change yourname to the Sleepers.
He said you ain't laying nopipe this year.
How do you feel about that?
I'm instigated right now.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
That's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
He's basically saying that if there's a week where
y'all face each other, CJ, he'sgoing to make you take the pipe.
That's what I'm understanding.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Hey, I'm projected to go at 12-3, so we'll see I'm
laying pipe, so he said fuckthat.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Okay, before we move on again, chinky, I promise you,
dog, I'm not picking on you dog.
Cj, what was Yahoo's predictionfor his overall score?
What was Yahoo's prediction?

Speaker 5 (20:40):
for me, no for Chinky's.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, I know we got that, but I'm saying his overall
record.
What is he going to finish?
What are they predicting him to?
Finish with If you could dothat.
I don't want you to miss a line.
I have to do it.
Bro, mine's coming next.
I'm just saying, bro, he's likefuck bro, I shit his ass Fuck
them.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
They don't know For the crowd you're listening.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
First Tell them, bro Sleeper, they're looking at you
Tell them.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Sleeper.
He says sleeper Five and ten.
Damn, I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's just going to flip by the end of the season.
I don't know about that Fiveand ten.
Sleeper.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
At least they didn't give you an F, they gave you a
D+.
That's just borderline.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I guess it's better than Nate.
It's because I'm giving the Dout.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
You're handing the D out.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're laying pipe.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, laying pipe, you're giving the provisions
You're going to pick out forthem.
Y'all are going to get fuckedthis year.
I'll save CJ for last man.
Obviously, we're not in athree-man fucking league here.
We have other gentlemen thatwere supposed to be here tonight
, that were going to share themicrophones, jump in here and
give us their take and say whatthey came up with on their team
and where they landed in thedraft, and all that, but I'll go

(21:48):
ahead and go with mine first.
I'll go with mine next.
I should say the Honey Badgers.
I didn't make that clear,though.
Before I went in this man'steam right here, before I go
into mine above my head, you gotthe laying pipe.
Is this called the laying pipeor the laying pipers?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Which one is it bro?
The laying pipe, the?

Speaker 4 (22:04):
laying pipe right.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
The laying pipe.
We got this man's logo aboveour head, right here.
Y'all can see it.
Laying pipe is projected to beD, d plus and they're supposedly
going to go five and 10.
We'll see if happens.
Maybe God is good.
God is sleepers, he said.
Who knows, cj chimed in.
We might have a sleeper thatmight win this fucking bitch.
We don't know, we'll see.

(22:26):
We know, but he said we know hesaid it ain't gonna be you.
But anyway, cj, alright.
So me, I named my team theHoney Badgers bro.
If anybody knows a honey badgerbro, that's the most fearless
animal in the entire fuckinganimal kingdom.
That bitch fights animals.
That will kill him and he'llstill fight him with his chin up
, bro, the whole time.

(22:46):
So inspiring that.
That fucking logo design.
You see, right now, that's myteam.
I actually ranked a plus.
I'll put it up.
I didn't know.
I did a little research.
I know something about football.
I used to play in high school.
I'm not.
I'm not claiming to be the mostknowledgeable person.
I think the most knowledgeableperson at the table is going to
be cj.
Period.
I'm not even going to arguethat.
Not trying to fight that Ithink this man was.

(23:07):
I literally walked into thisshit.
I wouldn't say intimidated, butI definitely felt I got my work
cut out.
This motherfucker knows huhfelt the force I felt the force
for sure.
I was like, oh, he advised themock draft, which was a smart
move on my part.
I did the mock drafts.
I feel better about how thatturned out.
I was like you know what, allright, I like some of my picks.

(23:27):
I think I made some good ones.
I wasn't too sure why I'd rankwith it, but for Yahoo to give
me an A+, as you see here now,yo, I'm actually surprised.
I'm actually surprised.
I'm not saying I'm surprised,surprised.
But I was like I mean, I didsome homework but damn, I don't
think I did enough to get thatranking.
I was like I'll take it though,fuck it.
But he did say somethingimportant.

(23:47):
Even with the ranking, like theone you guys see on the screen
right now, that don't mean shit.
If you don't know how to playthese players right, you gotta
start them.
Who's on the waiver wire?
If you're going to pick anybodyup, if you're going to drop
anybody off, you're going toknow all that shit, man.
So there's, yeah, an earlyprediction.
I think Yahoo's going based offof your knowledge of what
decisions you made in this draft, not how you're going to

(24:07):
decision make during the season.
You know what I mean.
But anyway, without boring youguys half to death with my
fucking analytics, I feel prettyconfident with my shit.
I I think I got a good chancethis year.
But my biggest opposition nooffense, brother, I have love
for you I think my biggest opsright here is going to be this
man right here to my left.
I got love for him.

(24:27):
He's a big man but damn dog,he's going to be hard to beat.
I already know.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
And I know that if I do, I'm going to put that trophy
dead center right here in themiddle of the screen and be very
, very proud of it.
They were like, yes, it takes alot to get that trophy.
It does.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
And they heard it here first.
I'm a sleeper.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
And you very much.
Damn.
Sack your shit, bro.
This is your chance.
Go ahead, damn, go to sleep.
He said go to sleep.
He said you're cooked, bro.
You don't know it yet knowwhere you at?
Ka-chow, damn, Is that what?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
your name drops.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Lane Park Congratulations.
You played yourself.
Go ahead, bro, you gonna takethat, come on.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Ka-chow Bruh Bruh.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Bruh, oh shit, bruh, ka-chow bruh bruh bruh bruh okay
, alright, that's cool.
I like that y'all.
I respect it.
On lighter terms, this is aleague of love no, it's not

(25:38):
anyway, whoever wins man champ,you know, props to anybody who
takes this shit.
Bro, it's gonna be cool if youwin, though that's gonna be
interesting as podcast to have.
Man, I'm gonna ask you asleeper strategy, bro, if you
actually win the trophy.
So you're like man, I studiedfor this shit.
This shit is rigged.
Yo, my fuckers are full of shitlike no, no, that ain't gonna
happen if I don't win, it'sbecause the motherfuckers got

(25:58):
injured.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Ain't nothing you can do with motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Big facts and I'm glad you said that, cj, cause
that's actually gonna transitionto my next topic was how do you
guys feel about us truly beingat the fucking whim and the the
mercy, I guess you could say, ofthe players, cause if they go
out and have an ass year, you'rejust gonna be like I chose this
motherfucker because I thoughthe was going to be great.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
See, I feel like a lot of it is also like sports
betting.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
So I feel like certain players do shit for
money.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
You're not in control of that, like it's rigged.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, it's like rigged in a way.
You know, that's just how Ifeel, you know.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
And you know what that's fucked up because you're
right, that could really hurt usfantasy players at that point.
Because then you're like youknow, I picked you, motherfucker
.
I thought you were going tohave a show out year, but even
all of a sudden this happens.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
you know, even the actual players are playing
fantasy too, so they be knowinglike they want to show out.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's a good point.
It's funny.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
he says that you know , I bet you, some of the
motherfuckers, don I betterdraft me too?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
No, they do.
Do that, you're right.
I feel like if you do that forthe first pick, bro, you're a
clown.
Don't even be stupid, bro,especially if you know someone
put up more numbers than you.
You better choose thatmotherfucker first man.
But I agree, I mean it wouldonly make sense for you to draft
yourself because CJ's got apoint.
You playing the game, you knowwhat I'm saying.
You be out there on the fieldso you know how that's gonna go,
man yeah you know what I mean.

(27:20):
But uh, uh, in case you guys arewondering, I know the audience
is watching, they're payingattention.
Thank you guys for rocking withus just some quick chime in
real quick with furious overthere.
He's not asleep, he's alive, hehas a pulse.
Still, he's just involved inthis episode because this man is
waiting for the second part.
We'll get to that in a second,but before we get to the second,
part don don't do that.
Don't do that.
But what I will say is theexperience has been fun, man.

(27:44):
I never again I forgot how funthis shit could be, because the
last draft that I had, bro, Iwasn't with my boys drinking, I
was fucking by myself, like justsitting there.
That shit is lame to me, man.
If you don't have a draft party, come on, bro.
You know what I mean.
You got to have fun with itbecause let's be realistic Every
Sunday you're not going to betogether when you're facing each
other off, which I was going totell y'all if y'all are down,
man.
I mean, I work Sunday nightsbut shit, if you want to come

(28:06):
over during the day and we'replaying each other, shit, come
through, dog.
You know what I'm saying?
We'll pull up, pull up, we'llsit down together this guy.
Here we go asshole.
What's your fucking shit, bro?
Fucking, fuck out of here.

(28:27):
Nah, man, but all right, guys.
So I know that CJ is deep andwe're going to find out right
now.
I'm going to play Matter offact, bro.
Here's what I'm going to doright now, bro.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to play devil'sadvocate right now, just a
little bit.
I know I'm in your ear rightnow.
Cj, cj.
All right, enough of that.
I'm going to ask you, sir, howare you doing right now in the
road to champions?
You know what it's called Roadto champions.

(28:59):
What's the other league?
Road to glory.
Road to glory.
Excuse me, I stand corrected.
Yep, yep.
How are you doing over thereright now, because you're
actively in that shit.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Perfect, are you fucking these motherfuckers in
the ass right now, like I didy'all in the first round.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Oh, you fucking us in the first round.
I ain't.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
This is another A-plus draft.
Look at this.
First team, first place.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I should give you Satan's voice right now.
What the fuck?
You hear this guy.
I'm going to be A-plus, I'mgoing to fuck them all.
I get out of the minute withthis shit, bro, I'm sorry, it
just comes out of me.
So let me ask you Did you have?
Okay, I'm going to say his namebecause, what's his fucking

(29:45):
name?
Oh God, oh shit Edit Loveediting who did In the first
round?
Who did he pick?
Mccaffrey CMC.
He's the number one.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
What number did you get the?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
fourth who did he pick?

Speaker 5 (29:58):
McCaffrey CMC.
He's the number one.
What number did you get?
The fourth.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
You got the fourth pick.
Who'd you choose?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Nah, I had the eighth pick.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I went ahead and got Monsignor Brown, son of God Damn
Son of God, y'all Son of God,and these motherfuckers.
And I know that CJ feeling goodabout his choices right now, he
about to take the lead from theass is what he was saying.
He's going to make them pay forit in more ways than one.
I don't know where I'm goingwith this.

(30:28):
Forgive me y'all, but anywayI'm going to get rid of this
voice.
I'm feeling like I'm just on mylevel.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
But it's shit.
Anyway, I'm back, I'm me, I'mback, I'm me.
I'm myself.
I'm AJ, all right.
So CJ, all right, man.
So Georgie, who you have inthat league with you, bro, do
you feel like you're going todominate them too, noticing all
their picks?
What round are you in right now?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
I can't see the rest of their picks but looking at my
team, I got some people thatslipped on.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
That's what it doesn't tell you about.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
So I'm pretty confident in my team right now.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
All right.
Which team are you moreconfident in?
The one you just picked, thatyou're actively picking right
now, or the one you picked withus?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
I'm going to have to see that overall grade and what
they projected.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
That's fair.
Right now they're both pretty.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
even right now, I can't lie.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Damn.
All right, guys.
So, before I transition fromfantasy over to a different
topic, so I can get Furious'pulse back in the conversation,
conversation before we leave thetopic at hand, which is fantasy
football.
And we're going to revisit this, you guys, once we crown a
champion which, by the way,commissioner, when will we know
that?
I want you to make it officialit'll be in February, for sure

(31:30):
so February of next year, youguys will know, and they're
going to be sitting in front ofy'all with the trophy on the
table and everything.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
You still asleep you need to wake up.
I'm right away, I'm right away.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I don't know about that one, alright, so we'll see.
Hey, you know what, bro?
I'm gonna have that championcome back and sit here, and that
means cause again, like we toldyou guys, we have what 8 or 10
in our league?
We got 10 we got 10 people inour league, so whoever that
champion ends up being, we'regonna have him on the show that
day, whether it's cj, whetherit's myself, whether it's chinky

(32:04):
here maybe someone that ain'there or someone that's not here
could be.
I'm gonna drop their namesbecause they're gonna pick their
aliases when they come on theshow, but they're, they're gonna
be here and we're gonna recordit.
We have that.
We're gonna have the trophydead center and they're gonna
talk their shit, whichjustifiably so, they're gonna
have to have the right to do,and we're just going to go from
there.
Man, I would like to have youall here too, just because it's
going to be funny.

(32:24):
This person be like gawking atus, like, yeah, y'all were assed
the whole year, this, that andthe third, especially when we
play each other.
I'm happy about my first roundpicks, but again, last thing I
want to talk about, guys, firstround matchups, that's what I
was trying to get at.
How do you feel about yours?
Do you think it's accurate?
Do you think it's bullshit?
And then I go to CJ and then Imove on Bullshit.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
What was the rating that Yahoo gave you for that it
said I was going to?
It was 48 to 58%, meaning I wasgoing to lose.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
So they gave you 48 to that person's 50.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Who are you playing?
Can 48 to that person's 50.
Yeah, who are you playing?
Can't say names, but Hold on,I'll meet you, bro, go ahead.
Okay, and he's pretty confident.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
My boy.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I mean he fucking, he's playing nothing but Rams
players for the majority of hisshit, but he's what was his?
What was his?
He got a squad.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
He got a squad.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
What was his?
He got a squad, he got a squad.
What was his percentage, though, mr Commissioner?
What did he end up with?
As far as percentage wise, heis projected?
If you don't mind me lookingthat up and seeing that number?

Speaker 5 (33:27):
He got an A plus too.
Fuck, he's projected 12 andthree, just like me and you.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Damn.
That's the one thing.
Can I say?
One thing Go ahead Of course,you can.
I had a homie who got an A-plusdraft and got last place.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Damn, he got dead last, his team must have got
injured.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
As fuck it happens, yeah, see and I feel like when
that happens, that sucks becauseyou did your homework right and
if they start playing like ass,that has nothing in your
control, bro.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
That's true.
That's a good point.
That's fair.
You don't win off the waivermoves in the trade, so big facts
.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
You got to make those moves that's really where that,
and not only that I feel likeobviously you got to be
knowledgeable enough to know whoto start too.
If you're not smart enough toknow who has a bi-week, who
doesn't, you're just fuckingyourself, right, you know what I
mean and real quick, man.
You know, before we continuethis fucking episode, bro, I'm
gonna stop real quick and andgive a quick shout out to
furious over there.
Thank you, bro, and give aquick shout out to Furious over

(34:21):
there.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Thank you, bro.
Here we go, furious.
I'm trying to show it to y'all,holding it down.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
You know that right, I know it is.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I know it is.
That's why I'm trying toinvolve you real quick.
I'm trying to show it to y'allin a bit.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
He's basically saying fuck this episode and fuck all
y'all.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I just fucking with you, bro.
Let me ask you something, bro,how do you feel about I wouldn't
say gambling, because that'sessentially kind of what we're
doing how do you feel about thatas a whole?
Do you feel like that'sdestroying our society?
I'm going to ask you some deepshit, real quick, furious.
I know your brain works well,brother, so tell me what do you

(34:58):
think about that overall?
Do you think that that'ssomething that's helping our
society or hurting it, bro?
Do you feel like this is justfun and games, or do you think
we're all just fucking playingourselves?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I think gambling is mostly it depends on the game,
but I mean, it's a bit ofstrategy but it's a lot of luck
too.
So I think that it just dependson the individual participating
.
If the person doesn't have agood hold, their uh inhibitions
or anything like that, then theymight go crazy.
Do you indulge it in yourself,uh, every now and then, but like

(35:25):
I mean, I know, like you could,it's easy to really, you know,
get too involved, you know, andthen you get too ahead of
yourself and then you're justplaying just to keep up, you
know.
So I think it's just it justdepends on the person.
But I don't necessarily thinkthat it's it's hurting the
society, it's just people'sabusive, it hurts themselves it
definitely happens a lot no, forsure.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
And they don't know any better.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
It'll happen right before your eyes, right because
you already know walking in thatit's a gamble, you know, but
that's why, like like I said,I'd rather be be well versed in
something, so I'm at least, atleast I know that I did my best,
you know saying, instead ofjust winging it or something no
big facts and that's why youdidn't play this year.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
It makes sense.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
It's not, I mean, this is like something like this
, like I mean it's just for meBecause this involves gambling
as a gambling, whether we wantto admit it or not.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
He doesn't think it's a gamble.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
He'll argue me all day on that.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
He's like fuck you bro To me this is you know what
I'm saying, which in essentiallykind of is, though, which you
can't control you know what I'msaying.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
So it's like to me it's like it's a gamble, but I
don't know.
I'd rather like I feel morecomfortable playing like
Baccarat or like Roulette orsome shit, you know what I'm
saying, just because I can seeit happening.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, roulette too, because I can see it happening.
You know what I'm going to cutyou off.
You good with that sentence.
There you already did it, bro.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
I already did.
That's fine, fuck, I'm jokingbro.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I'm sorry, dog, all right, all right, all right.
So my next question to you isbecause Baccarat is lit.
I like that shit, it's fun.
I didn't know what the fuck itwas until recently.
Bro, I went to fucking Mor fuck.
Is this shit baccarat, like Iknow?
I know fucking 21 blackjack.
I ain't gonna lie.
Cj, put me onto that shit.
Even better, I have a betterright yeah, he did, he put me
onto that shit.

(37:05):
When it comes to that game, Iwas like yo, this is kind of
this is cool too, becausethere's different stakes, right
there's a little different thanblackjack, right?
do you feel like, okay, as faras how you feel when you ask for
a hit, right or you're you'replaying blackjack or back rat in
this case, right?
Do you think that having aknowledge of the game, or having

(37:26):
an understanding of when toknow the dealer, how to know
what to do in that situation, ismore advantage, kind of?
How far it was right.
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
You have to know.
If you know the game thatyou're playing, you're just more
confident.
It doesn't mean that you'regoing to win, but you just you
know.
You at least know what you'regoing to do.
You know, like, okay, like whenI played this shit in my first
year, I was like I didn't knowwhat the fuck I was doing.
Man.
I was asking him questions everyfucking time hey man what?
Do you do?
He's like man you want to dothis.
I don't know.
I don't know if this will tellme this shit to help himself.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Bro, the collusion.
We're going to get into thatwhen it's your first year.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
I always help y'all out, I always give y'all the
real because, even though You'rean honest commissioner.
Yeah, I'm an honestcommissioner, I ain't trying to
be hungry, frank, we kind ofasked him for advice.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah that's fair, I believe CJ I want y'all to come
back so why am I going?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
who doesn't know?
It's like you know, if I wantedto, I respect that.
That's cool, cj, why you saidthat.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
No, cause that.
No, I agree.
Cause that also shows you toothat he, he, wants you to have a
good experience, so you want toplay in the future.
Yeah, if he just fucks you outof your you're not going like
invited to play.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I wasn't like hey man , you guys got fantasy here.
You know what I mean.
You didn't come looking forthat shit.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
We're like hey, you know, let's play with us.
You know what I'm saying, whichI'm glad.
I'm glad you're open to it, bro.
That's why I hope next year isreality, bro, you play some
games.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
You know what I'm saying.
I got some gambling stuff.
You know what I mean?
What?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
you got.
I got some stuff I got somegames we can play, all right,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Higher stakes maybe.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Oh, higher stakes.
Okay, so how?
So Give us one example, if youcan.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I'm just saying you know bigger pots, different
games, you know I like thatanswer.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Not a bad one.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Gabe, you know you might not be well versed in, you
know might have to do a littleresearch.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
That's fair.
Hey, I feel it research.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Hey man, you talking to the research king right here.
Man, I gotta give look managain like I can talk shit all I
want.
But at the end of the day, bro,I respect CJ for as much time
he put into this shit man.
That's why you know what I'msaying.
That's why I told him I waslike, bro, you got to at least
win one of these leagues, man,because if you don't win one of
them, bro.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
I feel bad for him.
You know what I'm saying I'mgoing to put some time into that
shit.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I said it's looking like I'm going to win both.
So when we make another episodein February, Y'all send me back
with both the trophies.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Y'all send me back with both.
I'm gonna bring both to theshow.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yo, if he has it, I'm gonna have it shine.
I'm gonna play some music forthat motherfucker.
I'm gonna ask him what he wantsto play.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I'm gonna need a little button for that.
I'm gonna have my ring and mycrown Hold on.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
He said Hit me with those motherfucking horns.
He said yeah, that's how wedoing it here, bro.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
That's how we doing it.
Got to tune in or we're goingto cartoon him, I feel it, bro.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
So, and you're going to have the same pleasure if you
win, bro, that's going to beyour shit.
So you, you're really going tohave shit-talking rights, bro.
D-plus rated team.
I'll post that for you, butlike suck it easy, yahoo.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Oh shit, it's done, that's another A-plus draft.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yo, who would you, man bro?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Who was your favorite pick that you just made?
I?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
did.
Honestly, I really love Amon StBrown on Detroit Lions.
He's a good player.
He's always consistent, so I'mreally happy I was able to get
him.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Get some points, man In the first round.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
That was a good pick.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
We're going to have to get the shot.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Hold on, we're going to need another shot.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
We're going to do another shot right here on the
show for everybody to see.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Let's get another shot, let's do it All right.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Should I grab it or, yeah, you grab it, I'm the host,
right.
Hey bro, I'm passing it to you.
Co-host.
Continue the conversation, thenI'll be right back, y'all.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I got to.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
What do you think you want to add to this episode?
Real quick, sport-wise bro,what can you if you're down?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
you know about the, about the top picks, you know
you did.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I'm gonna give it to Furious, but that wasn't me,
that was.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
AI.
You know what I mean no, it wasyou, bro.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I asked the AI, but it wasn't me fuck yeah, we're
back, we're back, sorry, we'reback, we're back.
We're back, cj, we're back.
My bad bro, alright.
So I gotta give you, like Isaid we appreciate you, sir, you
were giving us some help, someintel on the side there,
appreciate it man.
You weren't involved in thedraft this year, but you were
involved in the draft this year,so I can't really say that

(42:05):
because you were involved.
Bro, you helped me with two ofmy picks.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, but I mean only the results.
Will tell you know, brother.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I got an A+.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
That's a good start, that's a good start.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
So basically, and Ways to Make a Wish saying it
says to help you with two ofyour picks If you win.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Oh, that's bad, that's 20%.
Hey, don't start with your shit.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Hey, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I actually helped him with one of the picks and we're
being technical.
I heard two man.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I heard two motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
That's 20% 10% each, nah, but everything else, though
, I'm happy with it.
Result was better than Ithought it was going to be.
I really didn't expect you toget a D.
That's shocking you, bro.
I think they might be tripping.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Like you said, don't expect a sleeper shit.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
That's because I'm going to lay the D down later on
Laying pipe right.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh my God, laying pipe.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
He had to lay the pipe, so it had to be that way,
oh shit.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
My boy's like y'all talking shit now, but later I'm
going to be telling y'allCongratulations.
You played yourself.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
We'll see.
We'll see how that turns out,man.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I'm about to pass this on to you, sir.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
No.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
We need to change.
You're not driving,motherfucker.
I'm driving.
I'm driving too, though, cap,I'm walking.
Take it, bro, I'm operating avehicle too.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
You know what I'm saying Cock suckers, hey, we're
good.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Man, thank you for taking that shot with us.
If she hates you later, if shewants to give you shit later,
you give me a call, bro.
I'm gonna be like hey.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Fuck you wee ball, that's right.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
You be alright, dog, it's okay.
Tell her you know what?
I don't do this shit every day.
Let me live all right, woman, Icome home to you and split your
gap every night.
Let me just live all right.
I'll blow her candle out.
There you go, that's what youdo.
He said, nice, hey, if you'rewatching this later, no
disrespect, all right, we say itwith love.
Nah, but for real though, man,I appreciate y'all.

(43:57):
This has been a fun experience,man.
I'm looking forward to it.
Won't give them a week-by-weekupdate or anything but halfway
through the season we'llprobably pop back on here.
I know I'm going to haveCommissioner CJ back on.
We're going to have a good time, man.
I appreciate y'all coming outfor this though.
Man.
It's been a great time.
You know what I?
I know you're about to dip outon this first Furious.

(44:17):
Anything you want to add to ittill we possibly see you next
season.
We'll see you next week,obviously for a different topic,
but we're talking about rightnow with this fantasy football
shit.
I don't know, bro, it's like myexpertise is not reserved right
now.
Don't expect anything you knowwhat I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I mean, I might get privy to it, you know, and I
might, might indulge, but as ofright now, probably not thanks.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
All right, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I was like yo, all right, we'll take that man all
right.
So I know you gotta go soon.
Too chinky what you got man.
Thank you for coming on time.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Let's talk first of all by the way you know.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I'm saying we appreciate having you here today
, bro.
It means a lot to us.
I'm saying we show love.
Y'all mean a lot to us, man.
But this is your chance to saywhatever you want to me, cj and
your other opposers that are notcurrently here what to expect
this season in fantasy football,how do you feel about it and

(45:12):
why?
And before we already went overyour first matchup, cj's next
for that, but I want to hearwhat you have to say to them as
far as what to expect.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I said this once and I'm going to say it again
Sleeper.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Sleeper?
I would never get a voiceteacher Wake up.
He said we're a season starter,Wake up.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Hey, they call me Sandman because I'm pitching ass
to sleep.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
They call me the Sandman.
I throw sand in your ass, dustyour ass asleep, bro, you should
call your team.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
That, bro, especially if they start winning.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Bro, whooping ass in your first place, like my boys,
whooping ass in playoffs like,hey bro, you should be the
sandman that would be fuckinghilarious.
I'll give you that.
If you do win, bro, I'm gonnacall you the Sandman.
Alright, I'm gonna show love toher when this is late.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.
I have faith in both of y'all.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I appreciate that.
You know.
Yeah, we appreciate that.
I know CJ does too.
He puts a lot of heart into it,so do I.
Oh, yeah, you can talk all theshit you want.
Of course I love to this manabout what his picks are,
because he made some good ones,bro, I looked, I was like this
man knew what the fuck he wasdoing.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
He helped all of us out.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
He did, and he also helped us out.
No, no, that's facts, and Iwill say this for the record
this man did not hold back ongiving us good advice especially
with a drop.
I still got an A plus too, youdid.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I'm about to merc anybody.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Anyway, I'm going to give you a little splash there,
you go.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
You didn't do your homework, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
But I'll give you some shit.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
A little splash.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, so we appreciate you for that, but I'm
always to have you all herebefore you all go.
Cj, how do you feel about yourfirst matchup, man?
Do you think that thepercentage that they gave you is
accurate or is it bullshit?
You out of here, furious, realquick Before you leave, though,
let the audience know.
Give them some final tidbits,bro.
Whatever you want to put intheir minds until they see you
next week, what you got for them, man, lay it on them, it
doesn't have to be footballrelated.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Whatever you want, Just stay up, stay focused and
make your money.
Watch out for thesedistractions.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Oh, there's plenty of that shit.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Indulge carefully.
We're probably a fuckingdistraction.
Indulge safely and indulgesafely.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Indulge safely okay facts alright, brother, love you
dog, be safe okay furious lovebe safe, get home safe.
Okay, alright, guys, as wecontinue, the episode Furious is
out of here for now.
We'll see him next week.
We got some good shit comingy'all.
But back to you, st CJ.
I asked you the question of howdo you feel about that?
How do you feel about yourfirst?
I'm going to take this call.
Go ahead, bro.

(47:39):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
think, though Go ahead.
So overall we got a 63% out of37%, so I feel pretty damn good
about this.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
You got C3 over them.
Who are you playing?

Speaker 5 (47:47):
though I'm playing.
I'm playing Millie.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Millie Mills.
I know he watches the show.
Hey Mills, when you watch this,bro, this is for the record and
I'm sure our boy's going totell you in person too, man.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Don't need to do it to you, but I had to do it, he
said.
But I had to do it, got to getthe dove.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I know, bro, hey, but you know what?
You got the 60% advantage right.
It was him.
Okay, All right, cool, cool,bro.
You probably like y'all gangingup on me on your show and shit.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
My first year out.
He got a good squad.
He going to do some stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
You going to do some stuff, bro, just not week one,
just not week one.
Not a week one against CJ here,man, he going to help you out
but he ain't going to give youall the keys to the pasture, bro
, to the championship man.
So one.
But I have faith in you and therest of the league to play
somewhere else, just because Iknow you know the sport man, I
know you used to play it, you,you, you share with me that you

(48:45):
have knowledge of the game.
So I have faith in you, bro, Ithink you're gonna be all right
hey dog.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Like I said, people can get injured.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
People could step up that's facts it just matters on
let's humble you to put it thatway, but yours is 63.
How they play on, play honest.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Vex 63% is right now.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
That shit's always wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, no, he's right, and you know what.
But I'm going to win.
You got sour.
When I was going to say youjust soured the shit out of me.
I was like, hey, you still gota chance.
Ain't no chance.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Hey man, that's the competitive spirit bro.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
That's the competitive spirit we run here
at times.
Let's talk.
Ain't no one safe?
Oh shit, All right, Mills, wegot love for you, dog.
You know that Ain't nothingpersonal man.
Anyway, I think you're going tobe okay.
Maybe not after week one, butyou got some chances.
You know what I'm saying?
That first pick was a littlecontroversial.
You're not here to defendyourself, so I ain't going to

(49:40):
talk too much shit, but youpassed on McCaffrey bro.
How you going to do that, man?

Speaker 5 (49:46):
I don't understand that.
Maybe I'll beat the HoneyBadgers.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Fuck you.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Hell no.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
You ain't going to beat me.
I'm sorry, brother.
I got love for you.
I was pushing for you up untilnow, until you said that shit.
Anyway, you got a chance.
I'll give you that.
But I don't know aboutdefinitively beating me.
That's a questionable argumentthere.
But I'll give you that.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
That's fine, you can say what you want to say with
that, it's going to be a goodyear though.
A lot of good teams, a lot ofgood picks, it's going to be a
good year Not, I agree.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I agree, man.
Fantasy football stuff aside,guys, this is obviously what the
episode was mainly about.
We're going to wrap it up.
But, cj, I did want to ask you,bro, would you be down to come
on this?
If I get you in trouble, if itis, just tell me I'll edit it
out Would you be down to bringyour girl on you and her

(50:36):
together to talk about, like,talk about what Relationships?
Relationships, yeah, bro,females perspective on shit.
Now, mind you, I want you to behonest, you're going to have
your girl on there too.
Yes, she's going to be here too.
She tells you she's down.
She actually wants me.
It was her idea to invite oneof my good friends.
I thought of you.
I so I thought of you and I waslike what would you?

(50:58):
Would you be down to have Anepisode like that, where it's
like them versus us, that I wasreally gonna have Kat and Shelby
Sit next to each other, and youand I Were gonna sit on the
other side, so you wanna start afight?
That's good ass views, though,bro, but you might be.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Are you down for that ?
Should possibly be down.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Run it by her, she'll be sitting next to my girl said
that might be fun here.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I know I got facts though that's good.
That's what I want.
Women ain't always right, butmen ain't always right either
that's facts.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
Alright, I just want to runthat by you before we end.
I know you guys is way offtopic, but I just wanted to run
it by my boy CJ got him lefthere.
I'll be down for.
With that being said, you guys,before we wrap the episode,
this has been another episode ofTimeless Talk, season 5.
We got more coming your waysoon, soon, soon.
Every major platform where youguys listen to your podcasts,

(51:45):
where you watch us, we'reeverywhere.
We're on Rumble and YouTube.
As far as listening goes, we'reon everything except for
Pandora.
I don't know if Pandora evenexists anymore.
Man, is Pandora still business?
I don't know if you knew this.
They were the only fucking audioplatform that hated on us.
They didn't want to carry ourshit.
Everybody else approved usiHeartRadio, fucking Spotify,

(52:07):
apple Podcast.
Everybody showed us love,except for them.
They're like nah, we don't knowabout this timeless talk shit.
They never approved us, so fuckthem.
I don't think they're even inbusiness, no more.
So fuck you, pandora, if youwatch this.
I don't think they're even inbusiness, no more.
So fuck you, pandora, if youwatch this, I don't care.
I'll say it outright, becauseeverybody else accepted us.
They love us, so fuck y'all.
You guys can catch us on everyother podcast streaming platform

(52:27):
that you may use, whether it'sanything from my heart radio to
ones I listed which are morepopular Spotify and Apple music.
We appreciate y'all, we lovey'all.
Numbers slowly but surely, man,3,000 follower listen
channeling in through us everyfucking week.
Bro, I'll take it man.
Hey man, I'm not tooting my ownhorn, I'm just saying it just

(52:48):
feels nice to have that reaction, bro, and have that.
You know that actual audiencefollowing us.
You know what I'm saying.
Like it's like sorry, I do wantto apologize to you guys for
and I gotta put this out therejust because real quick, before
I wrap the episode the past twoweeks have been kind of crazy.
We've been moving into our newplace.
We're in a new studio now.
I mean this hasn't been an easymove.

(53:09):
It's been a lot on us.
I am my own editor, so bearwith me.
I know it's been like thisguy's been.
It has damn near been a monthsince our last new episode.
So this is the next episodethat's coming out.
The Olympics episode wassupposed to come out last week.
This one's going to replacethat one.
Now.
Y'all are still going to getour take on the Olympics, but
you're going to get that shit inthree weeks, maybe, not maybe.

(53:31):
After that shit ended.
You know what I'm saying, butyou're still going to get our
take on that.
That's going to be fun becausewe'll know when the championship
is crowned.
We'll know that where all thisshit started from.
You know what I'm saying.
We'll see it firsthand.
So we're excited for that man.
We appreciate y'all.

(53:58):
Thank you guys for rocking withus again.
You're not as big as a YouTubegroup, but I'll take it.
I mean, hey, you're going tohelp us get sponsored.
Uh, youtube, I want to saywe're guys, we're 500 followers
away from being monetized, soplease subscribe, subscribe,
subscribe.
I appreciate it, you guys forrocking with us.
Positive comments our way.
It means a lot to us.
Hey, shout out to the kat.

(54:20):
I love you, baby.
There you go, you got it.
Got it in there before theepisode.
That's what matters, man.
I was actually no cj.
Before we wrap the episode.
I was actually gonna ask you,bro, we usually do this.
I do this with all all of myyou know co-hosts we'll have on
the show.
What is your final tidbit?
What do you want to say to theaudience, in this case your
significant other?
Now would be the time, so goahead and give her a proper
shout out, bro always a finaltip AT love you baby.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Everybody just tune in, stay true, stay happy,
that's all I got.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Appreciate you, bro.
That's love dog.
We get flowers out on time,let's talk about you can smell
them.
You know what I'm saying.
I appreciate you for being here, bro yes, sir, I got to tell
everybody.
No for sure, bro, becausehonestly, this is your time.
You're never going to get back,man, so it means a lot to me
and everybody else.
Man, we mean that I don't takethat shit lightly.
So thank you, bro.
Look forward to having you inthe future too.
Man Cheeky, are you ready to doyour last final tidbit?

(55:15):
Asshole way, he's asleep.
We gotta wrap the episode man.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I have a homie from the navy who just called me were
you getting chewed right now?
Okay, good I'm from the navy.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Oh shit really now I feel like an asshole.
All right, I'm glad, bro.
All right, chinkies.
All right, chinkies.
I'll pass up the mic to you,dog.
Thank you for coming back ohyeah back with us.
You okay, everything work okayyou went to the shit, you took a
shit in my bathroom.
No, you shit in my bathroom.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
No, you shit in my bathroom, didn't you?
I would never shit in anotherperson's restroom.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I appreciate that.
I mean I got toilet paper inthere, but I'm glad you didn't
do that.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah, I'm not that kind of guy.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Okay, all right, brother.
So this is the part of theepisode where you give your
final tidbit.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Thank you for being here first and foremost, want to
leave the audience with.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
You can shout out your girl.
Whatever you want to do, it'sup to you, bro.
It's your flood to saysomething, it's your platform.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Go ahead, man tap in with timeless talks, one of the
greatest podcast podcasts in theav I appreciate that, bro.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Thank you, do you want?
To redo you want me to.
Nah leave that shit.
I love it.
He said leave that shit in theway it is, bro.
He said leave that shit in.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
All right, man, I appreciate it, you're the floor.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Shout out my girl, she's the best there you go bro.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Hey man, you're not going to say your name though.
Nah, I can't.
He said Selma, I mean CJ did Toa degree.
You know what I'm saying.
But anyway, you guys, you gottashout it out, you gotta show it
real quick to the camera, realquick.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Okay, fuck the cheese heads.
Steal a nation Till we die Goahead, cj, talk your shit, bro.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
You got the floor.
Hey, that's Go Pack Go.
I don't know what they talkabout.
Hey, this is a new era righthere.
Y'all better tune in.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Six Super Bowls Damn Six Super Bowls.
I got two.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
You know what man?
The Dolphins got two One ofthem's undefeated.
Neither one of yourmotherfucking teams have done
that shit.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Real quick.
I win this two Super Bowls inmy lifetime.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I didn't this shit in my life.
I'll be real, but I will saywhile I was swimming around my
daddy's balls.
The motherfuckers took itperfect in 72 and no one's done
it since.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Man, thank you for being here, bro, thank you, have
a good one.
Have a good one, dog.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I've never seen the future like this.
Sir, All right hand over Tap inTap in the time.
Thank you, Bye.