"Don’t Do That" is a playful marketing anthem by Lagoon of Randomness™ + CTRL+R Studio™, calling out the most common branding fails—too many hashtags, stretched logos, chasing trends—and flipping them into lessons that actually work. With witty lyrics, groove-driven flow, and a bold message, it reminds creators and businesses to build with intention, not noise. Be. Create. Live. The smart way.
TITLE: “Don’t Do That”
A marketing anthem by CTRL+R Studio™ / Lagoon of Randomness™
Style: Funky alt-pop with a dash of satire
Mood: Playful, smart, and strategic
Purpose: Call out common marketing fails + offer better choices
VERSE 1
Posting every hour just to stay on trend?
Used 12 hashtags and forgot your brand?
Colors clashing like a Monday mood—
Fonts from 1992? Oof, dude...
Your logo’s stretched, your story’s flat
You launched a sale—no one clicked that
You changed your vibe every week this year
Guess what? The people aren’t clear
CHORUS
🎶 Don’t do that—your brand deserves better
Think long-term, not just the newsletter
Don’t chase noise, build with intention
CTRL+R’s here—did we forget to mention?
Strategic, bold, and made to last
No more random tactics from the past
Be. Create. Live. with design that hits
Your message should fit, not just exist 🎶
VERSE 2
Analytics dusty, no call to action
Still asking your cousin for design satisfaction?
Bought some followers—now your reach is fake
Even the bots took a coffee break
No vibe guide, no tone of voice
Did you even plan or just roll the dice?
You said “let’s go viral” with a dance from 2020
That strategy? Cost you plenty
CHORUS
🎶 Don’t do that—your business deserves more
Let’s build a brand they can’t ignore
No Canva chaos, no pixel shame
You need clarity, not just a name
Refine the look, align the soul
CTRL+R helps you hit your goal
Be. Create. Live. the smart way through
Because strategy looks good on you 🎶
BRIDGE
"Just because it worked for them...
Doesn’t mean it works for you."
(sample glitch beat)
"Templates aren’t a vision. Consistency is king."
(pause)
"Brand is memory. Make it stick."
FINAL CHORUS
🎶 Do this—build it with heart
Create with vision, make your mark
No more guessing, no more stress
CTRL+R turns chaos to success
Be. Create. Live. the bold brand way
Randomness refined every day
You got the spark—now get the plan
Let’s build a brand that actually stands 🎶
OUTRO
(whispers)
"Don’t do that… Do this."
#CTRLplusRStudio #MarketingMadeCool #BrandWithCloak #LiveRandom #LagoonOfRandomness
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