We Have Darkvision

We Have Darkvision

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March 23, 2020 12 min
Do you own a ranch? You do? Shit. Please tell me it's Ranch Dressing. It's not? It's a full blown ranch with real cows?  Well, I hope you have some Ankheg repellent. Get some of that bitter apple spray and put it on your cow's ankles. Maybe that will deter these ravenous beasts from turning your livestock into a buffet. It more than likely won't deter them, but you gotta try something. Right? This week Alex an...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang circumvents some traps, ignore some cool things that they'll never get back and then... wait... holy shit! They actually finally sing a Creed song FIRST FUCKING TRY! Congrats team. I'm so proud of you.   UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 44. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 6 Are you Lost? Can’t figure out where our group of heroes are in the world? Fear not!...
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March 10, 2020 16 min
What do you think of when you hear the word Angels? No need to answer. We already know what you're going to say. It's 'Angel' by Shaggy. Who could ever forget the lyrics to this classic tune? "Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady" However...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang does a chase scene, does some backtracking and makes a silent ally. And then, holy smokes, guess what? Is that the entrance to the lower level of the Old Stonefist City? The Maps of the Old Stonefist City This might be the last of the map comparisons for this arc. I mean, the gang will still have to find their way out of the Old City, but the smart move would be to just back t...
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February 25, 2020 13 min
"I'm just a kid Aboleth is a nightmare" -Simple Plan I bet you didn't know that "I'm Just A Kid" was really about the Aboleth, did you? On this week's episode Kyle and Alex break down the Aboleth. They also break down. Period.  This thing is the living embodiment of fear itself. We're generally going to shy away from spoiling our ratings, but I think anyone could take a pretty educated guess on ...
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February 18, 2020 45 min
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang actually discovers something useful. Well actually, to be precise, they've come across a lot of things that would have been useful, but for some reason decided to ignore those things. So let's amend that statement to be "This week The Gang not only discovers something useful, but also have the wherewithal to realize that it is useful in the moment." They also ...
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February 11, 2020 13 min
Welcome to the first episode of our new series 'Monster Friends'! We're really excited about it and hope you are too. The Dungeons and Dragons Monster manual has a ton of entries in it, but we don't think it's fair to label all those creatures as 'monsters'. We think a lot of them are probably pretty great and friendly. So in each episode of Monster Friends, Kyle and Alex take a look at a new creature a...
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February 4, 2020 60 min
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang moves further into the Old Stonefist City Ruins. Bort takes over cartography duties and uses that as an excuse to ignore some unpleasant things along the way. Nubz dry heaves quite a bit and Kroy tries, yet again, to kiss something he probably shouldn't. The Maps of the Old Stonefist City The gang's map is starting to come together. Bort has added some personal details...
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January 21, 2020 55 min
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang continues to explore the city. Nubz's propensity to drink saves her from some undesirable effects. Bort and Kroy aren't so lucky. They also "discover" the main pillar of Dwarven economy. The Maps of the Old Stonefist City Since The Gang has made some progress through the ruins of the Old City, it's time for another map comparison. Once again, The Gang'...
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January 14, 2020 60 min
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang begins their descent into the lower levels of the Old Stonefist City. Kroy finds a sandwich while Nubz and Bort struggle with slugs. They are all starting to lose their minds. It's fun. The Maps of the Old Stonefist City The Old Stonefist City is in ruins and with the collapsed ceiling and buildings, this level is essentially a maze of tunnels and partially opened pathways...
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January 7, 2020 56 min
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang leaves Goodleaf and heads off into the Southern Mountains with a very hungover Hamilton as their guide. They reach Stonefist City and meet Jefferson Stonefist, the grizzled yet charismatic leader of the Stonefist Clan who sends them down into the old abandoned city in search of the next Orb. UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 38. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 11 ...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang finally gets to the bottom of things. They figure out what's going on in Goodleaf and...they're kind of OK with it all. Which, honestly, is kind of surprising. They also learn that, holy shit, they've made things so much more difficult for themselves than it needs to be. Like, The Gang lies. The Gang knows they lie. They know they keep information back. But they do...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang continues to work their way towards earning the medallion that will get them into the Champions Club. Also, Nubz eats a live bird.   UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 36. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 9 Ep 38. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 11 Are you Lost? Can’t figure out where our group of heroes are in the world? Fear not! The World Map is kept up to d...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang has failed to keep a low profile and get a lecture from their new dad. Kroy earns a bunch of money and promptly loses it all. Nubz gets good and drunk and Bort sets out to be the very best, like no one ever was. But like, this isn't Pokémon.   UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 35. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 8 Ep 37. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 10 ...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang infiltrates Mr. Ocean's house and things go...swimmingly? And by that I mean it's like they were swimming in the ocean but there was riptide and they don't know the trick to getting out of the riptide. Things went sideways, is what I mean. But not the proper kind of sideways that would get you out of a riptide... look, this started off as a better analogy in my hea...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang attends a speech (but it might have been a concert instead?) and they do some more sleuth work. Nubz finds the source of the pendants, Kroy discovers that a supposed ally might not be what they seem and Bort... well, Bort sings Baby Shark. For a long time. Like, all night. He loves it.   UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 33. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 6 Ep 3...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang uhh... fucking torture someone? Did their alignment just change? They might just have a new ally in Goodleaf as well. The beginnings of a plan are starting to form in order to deal with whatever is happening in town. I can't be more specific than that without spoilers. UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 32. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 5 Ep 34. The Festival ...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the Festival of the Grotesque is almost set to officially begun but first the gang does some janky-ass math, Bark Scruffalo serves a purpose...kind of. Nubz gets even more frustrated with books, Kroy tries to pitch a Cool Burger franchise to yet another uninterested potential investor and Bort tries his darnedest to be sneaky. UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 31. The Festiv...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang does some investigating around Goodleaf; Nubz heads over to the library while Bort and Kroy round up a group of local 'hoodlums' for questioning. They also go out for brunch. All in all it was an unusually productive day for Sef's Boys and the Girl. UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION Ep 30. The Festival of the Grotesque Part 3 Ep 32. The Festival of the Grot...
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On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang goes to sleep without posting a guard and that turns probably exactly how you think it does. They learn a little bit about the Traditions of the Festival of the Grotesque and they don't really like it. They basically end up pulling an all-nighter. Nubz reassures everyone that she is very good at being able to tell if someone is drunk or charmed. UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE H...
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