You Have My Sword

You Have My Sword

Welcome to You Have My Sword: A Tolkien Podcast. YHMS is a comedic, historical deep dive on different topics from Tolkien’s work spanning: The Hobbit Lord of the Rings The Silmarillion We’ll talk about things like: Númenóreans: Do Men Even Deserve Rights? Tom Bombadil: Ultimate Wife Guy Beren & Lúthien: A Better Love Story Than Twilight YES, I’ll tell you why the Eagles couldn’t fly the fu*king ring to Mordor. Shut up. Check out more YHMS content & Krysti Pryde at ... https://www.youhavemyswordpodcast.com/

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April 12, 2022 31 min

To round out season 2 for the season finale, Krysti talks all about the Lord of Isengard, the Head of the White Council ... 

We will be taking a break as we prep for season 3... stay tuned. In the meantime, check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebu...

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Krysti is fresh off the plane from the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, so it only makes sense that she should unleash some of her takes on Lord of the Rings games into the wild... the hits and the misses.

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March 15, 2022 30 min

Gríma, called (the) Wormtongue, is a fictional character in J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. He appears in the second and third volumes of the work, The Two Towers and The Return of the King, and his role is expanded in Unfinished Tales. Krysti says it all about this (checks notes) "little bitch assistant". 

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March 1, 2022 23 min

The Scouring of the Shire was an event that took place in the Shire at the end of the War of the Ring, and was the only time the Shire was attacked during the Great Years. Krysti highlights that not even the Shire is safe from industrial revolution and the choke hold of goods. 

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February 15, 2022 22 min

The history of Sting begins millennia before The Lord of the Rings and most of it in fact belongs to the First and Second Ages of Middle-earth. 

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This is probably THE most titular question in the Tolkien universe. So naturally, Krysti climbs into the belly of the beast to talk about why the fuck the Eagles couldn't take the ring to Mordor.

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December 21, 2021 24 min

We are once again entering the Horny Hobbit Zone with a reading of some erotic, and we use that term loosely, fanfic. A perfect holiday greeting from Krysti Pryde(?!)

All stories are consensual and of age. 

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December 14, 2021 19 min

What do we know about The Watcher in the Water? Not much, honestly, its another aspect of Tolkien's world left to be vague, whether that is by design or not we can't say for sure. Krysti Pryde is skipping rocks to wake the beast and tell us more. 

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November 16, 2021 23 min

Krysti highlights yet another metal AF character in Tolkien's world, Ungoliant. Fuck yesssss. Also, YHMS has a Ko-fi page now so donate or subscribe to enter the mosh pit aka Krysti's discord.

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November 9, 2021 45 min

Krysti and Behemoth the cat chime in with strong opinions on Morgoth. We truly didn't realize how many pet names Morgoth had (?!) Hold your pet of choice close and listen to Krysti explain this adult-baby's existence.

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November 2, 2021 19 min

Silmarils! Krysti Pryde breaks down these gems while putting out some solid casting calls for Thingol. Listen to the previous episode for more context on this one, keep up henny. Yeesh. Rate/Review/Subscribe. Join Patreon for access to Krysti's discord for a gently unhinged experience.

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October 26, 2021 14 min
Krysti talks Flight of the Noldor and Morgoth being a very caddy bitch in the high school cafeteria. Rude. She breaks it all down for us nice and slow, but definitely listen to her previous episode before diving into this one. Ok?? Do your homework, henny.  

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October 19, 2021 23 min

Krysti is back with Season 2. She gets into the Queens of Valar proving yet again women reign supreme. Is that something? Wow. anyway. Dive in/listen/subscribe/rate/donate ... this show's gently unhinged discourse is exactly what we all need.   Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Swo...

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October 12, 2021 57 min

Next in our guest series is "See Jurassic Right". Steven Ray Morris, a podcast host, producer, creator interviews Vertebrate Paleontologist, Yara Haridy, about Hadrosaur teeth, Paleopathology (diseases in fossils), and much more! 

Catch more of Steven here...

@EBTMstarwars - Everything But The Movies: A Star Wars Book Club - The Purrrcast which is a must for any cat lover.

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October 5, 2021 69 min

This week's guest podcast is "A Little Time" with hosts Diego Lopez and Mike Abrusci. A shoot the shit podcast from two comedians and friends of Krysti. (Because she does indeed have friends). 

Diego: @ThisDiegoLopez on Instagram and Twitter

Mike: @MikeAbrusci on Instagram and Twitter 

Podcast: @ALittleTimePod on Instagram and Twitter

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September 28, 2021 27 min

While we gear up for season 2 of YHMS, Krysti has curated some awesome podcasts for you...

This episode, we have a podcast called What Else Do You Do? Hosted by Masao Kobayashi - Co-founder and producer for indie studio https://www.cuttobits.com/

https://twitter.com/MegaMasao

What Else Do You Do has Masao interview game developers about, you guessed it, what else they do!

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Season 1 Finale!! Krysti Pryde!! Behmoth the Cat! Can't miss this big beefer of an episode, because Krysti goes hard for Dwarves. Truly. Tune in as she enlightens us with all things Short Kings. 

Oh, and... she'll be curating other podcasts for you to listen to for the next 3 weeks, that you're gonna love OR ELSE.  Anyway, she comes back for Season 2 of YHMS in 3 weeks. ok?? CHILL. Byeeeeeee

 

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September 14, 2021 13 min

Krysti Pryde swipes right on Elendil. My mans definitely got his height in his bio. Woof. Krysti gives us the deets on his background... and uhmmm mystery wife... uhmmm ok. LISTEN babe. 

 

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Krysti Pryde fills us in on how all the lookie-loos of Middle-Earth came to be with the Palantiri. Listen, like, subscribe if you nasty. 

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August 31, 2021 33 min

Krysti Pryde reads you erotic Lord of the Rings fanfiction, alongside her new co-host Behemoth, a cat ... we think. You're gonna need a cold shower after this one, cause it's got some sweet porn music and uhhh ... interesting vibes. 

 

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