May 2, 2022 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hi, everybody, welcome
to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hi, Froggy, Hey Gandhi,
(00:25):
Hey Scotty B, Hey Brody, Good morning, Eye, scary tone,
what's going on? Date? Oh? What's up? Guaranty and special
guest Andrew and he got the White Runners? Should I
get those tomorrow? Yeah, I'm already in his car. They're
(00:46):
already in his car. Okay. So, as you guys know,
I'm officiating another wedding. I am too. Two they're still together,
both couples. But you know, there was some awkward moments
at that wedding, as I feel like there are with
most weddings. What is the most awkward moment you've encountered
at a wedding that you've ever been to? Oh? Man, oh,
I have a couple. So one was totally my fault.
(01:09):
I think, Um, they asked me to DJ the wedding.
Why you should never have asked me to do that?
But I said, okay. It was one of my sister's
best friends. She handed me an iPod to just play.
It was I think it was like the instrumental of
chasing cars while she was walking down the aisle. And
I don't know what I did when it was playing that,
and I must have hit shuffle or like bumped it
to the next song. The m X party up as
(01:31):
she was walking down the aisle came on. I tried
to go back because I thought I'll just go back,
but since it was on shuffle, no, no, it went
to another song, so I just unplugged it, and all
you heard was that the times he was walking down
the aisle, I wanted to die. She said. It was
the greatest thing that could have happened at her wedding
(01:51):
because they all remember it. I was like, do you
something they'd forget that was bad? And then the second
one was it was out a wedding and the bridesmaids
encouraged the groom's sister to get up and give like
an impromptu speech, which was dick of the bridesmaids to
do because they knew this was not going to go well.
She got up and started talking about all of the
groom's friends who were at the wedding that she had
(02:13):
hooked up with, and she was pointing at them. The
dad got up and was like, sit round. It got
real awkward, hilarious. I loved it. It's great. Is their
video of this. You know, I catered weddings, so I
would always see these. They weren't my family. These have
nothing to do with me other than I was there
(02:35):
working as a way, this is about your family, No, no,
but I saw everything from uh, a groomsman getting a
blowjob in the chapel, from one of the bridesmaids, the
chapel where they would marry the people. Once once you
go upstairs to the main dining room, the chapel where
you actually did the ceremony goes dark and he's not
supposed to be any anyone in there. But I had
(02:56):
to go downstairs to get the fruit pladders, and I
have to walk through that room. I go in there
and walking through, I'm like, WHOA, what's going on under
the hoop? And that was going on. And then on
another wedding that we came to, I came, I ended
up seeing uh two. There was a wedding factory, so
(03:17):
there were two weddings could go on at the same time. Well,
someone at one wedding got into a fight with someone
at the other wedding because they just was bad blood.
Between them, and they had known each other. So the
entire weddings spilled out onto Emmon's Avenue of sheep, said
Babe Brooklyn, and the two weddings got into a fist fight.
Fist the cubs brawl like the guys like go get it,
(03:39):
let's get and then everyone ran out of the room.
And then and then it was like a literally like
the Jets in the Sharks West Side story style, and
both rooms emptied out into the street and got into
a fight. That's what went on in Brooklyn when you
catered weddings at the Palm Shore Club back in the
eighties and nineties, and families come together in Brooklyn weddings,
they end in street fights after the wedding. Yeah yeah.
On Long Island, we just found a baggy of coke
(04:00):
on the floor. Didn't know whose it was. That's so
I had an awkward moment. It doesn't quite top skieries.
But I went to a wedding of a couple that
I had introduced, I don't know, about five or six
years before the wedding, and they were kind enough to
ask me to be in the wedding party. So after
the ceremony, you know, people are finding their tables, and
(04:23):
the bride comes up to me and she says, you know,
we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, And
you're so well spoken, and you write so well. I
can't wait to hear the speech you give. The problem
is I did not know about the speech I was
going to give. The groom was supposed to tell me
a month ago, and he hadn't, so I had to
(04:45):
write a speech on a napkin and about three minutes
and then go up before everybody and fake it. So
I had to pretend like, yeah, I couldn't read my
own hand right. It was terrible. So yeah, terrible. I
feel like there needs to be rules for the man
and the maid up speeches, Like I say, keep it
under five minutes. Yes, don't bullshit for ten minutes. It's
(05:11):
not where you're gonna lose people after the first one
or two. I even say cut it to three minutes.
A tight three minutes is great, And you don't have
to write out a speech and like and and put
a script, but put bullet points so you know your
next thing. And don't try and be funny or bring
religious or politics into it into that. I love you
(05:36):
always says tight. Three. I mean it's three minutes. Like
at that point, you're not losing anybody. Like if you
say you're gonna get up during everybody that I'm getting up.
If they start talking about that, it's like saying you're
going to Canada. If you're your your your politician doesn't win,
No one's leaving the wedding. You're gonna sit there, You're
gonna you're gonna drink in the people talking about you
at that point. This is a big bone of contention
(05:56):
for me with with the speeches. I've seen awful best
man and maid of honor speeches from catering weddings, just
disastrous that went on forever. And don't get too drunk
before you do it. You can have a couple of
drinks to loosen you up, but don't have eleven cocktails
and then be handed a microphone. I'm a fan of it.
Do that. And here's one tip I can give for
(06:17):
anybody having a wedding. Okay, it might be your maid
of honor that is technically supposed to give the speech,
or the best man. Pick the person that's a better
public speaker, because it's always terrible when its personally and
we went to the party and you can't understand that
fucking word they're saying, and they start sobbing. They have
no mic technique, they have zero presents. Everybody change them
(06:39):
out here, like you sound switten the moon, the sun
and the star and don't and don't make everything an
inside joke and don't explain it. So I went to
this one wedding and the guy was like, hey, remember
the time of the cabin? How great was that at
(07:00):
Remember that time at the at the drive through? How
wasn't that crazy talking to people? Not right? Not like
what happened at the cabin. I can't talk about the
cabin now, but you guys know what I'm talking about. Well, Andrew,
were you a Grimes Grooves? So how was that? Because
I've never seen that at a wedding, not that I'm
(07:21):
not aware of it. I basically served double duty. Okay,
So I got to be in two groups of pictures.
So far my record, I'm like in, I've been in
four weddings. I've attended six so far this year. Nice,
So yeah, I'm keeping my record. How does that work?
I mean, like, where do you stand? I'm losing a
lot of money I'll tell you that much, okay, but
(07:42):
be uh did you sit down or like, were you
on one side of the like the groom or the bride.
I was on the groom side, just for you know,
continuity purposes. Yes, I did the opposite where I was
the maid of honor on the guy side. So I was.
It was me and all the dudes. You were the
best made the best woman. They called him the best woman, um,
(08:03):
and the best. So I grew up with these guys,
and I was very much a tomboy if you guys
couldn't tell when I was a little kid. Yeah, I
had to get I got ready with all the guys,
so I had a dress on, and when the guys
came out, they were like, what the fuck is happening here?
Fully expected you to be in a tuxedo? Yeah, totally, Nope,
wasn't allowed. With the way Scary is and all his
(08:26):
rules and the fact that all of us are such
good talkers, he needs to get married, so we can
all give speeches just to annoy him, like twenty minutes speeches.
I was the best man and my friend, my friend
told Darren's wedding and my own brother's wedding uh, and
I and I made speeches and I followed my own
rules and it came out great. But I will say,
(08:46):
of course it did. Yeah, when you were interviewing weird Aler, No, No,
like you're in you're in a there's a viding line.
You got the groom's family, you got the groom and
their guests, and the bride and their guests. So it's
(09:06):
two people, two groups of people that have come together
that don't know the other side. You kind of have
to play to both sides and say nice things about Obviously,
you gotta incorporate the bride into the speech. You know,
if you're the best man and you're you're not supposed
to just roast the groom. You're supposed to explain the
union of the marriage. Get in there and get it
(09:27):
together and tie it all up so everybody can walk
away with, oh, that was scary. You have the groom
side say hey, and the bride side say, oh, you
work in the crowd, you guys. Has anybody been to
a Disney wedding? Oh high wish I've been the main
rule at the reception there are no shots, So so
(09:50):
we smuggled in alcohol to do shots outside and we
got cun pite Goofy as he's walking into the reception
because they worked on you know, they don't korky. We
got the fat, We got the finger like he did this,
he fingered. Yeah, he figured me. I got figured by Goofy.
I got figured by No. No, but just thirty year
olds getting caught by a guy in a costume with
(10:11):
a look of shame, like he has a smile, he
can't even speak safe. He didn't ark, but you know
he pointed that finger out. You're like, no, no, no, no, no,
You're not supposed to be doing that. I kind of
want to retroactively, like pick somebody who would have been
your best man on the show and then have a
best man Well you know what, Scotty, A quick best
(10:34):
man's three minutes. Please. You're not gonna believe this, and
I'm gonna be completely honest with you. My brother asked
me to do the best man speech and I turned
it down. Really, my brother, I am not a speech giver.
Why and you don't like your brother? That's not true. Um,
(10:55):
I just I don't know. I don't like standing up
in front of people like ad and reading and like
doing a speech. That's so funny because people automatically assume
because we do this show, like oh, you could get
up in front of a crowd. No. No, I'm not
really comfortable with that, you know. I mean I think
for the most part, well, scary, you're fine with it
because okay, Gandhi, how are you with being You're okay? Long,
(11:18):
But try to be funny and make things like no, yeah,
because they assume like, oh, you're the radio guy, You're
gonna have all sorts of jokes, like say something nice
about Nate right now. This is your opportunity, This is redemption. Scottie. Okay,
you sound like scary doing the intros to the wedding.
(11:39):
I would have to think about it and I'd have
to write something down. Well, maybe in the future we
can do perhaps, can you do it by Thursday? Um? No,
this one time we would deep throat and bananas. You know,
Nate what I'm talking about? Say that in front of
my parents and that would go over really well. Almost
would probably give you good one, I think. So I
(12:01):
wouldn't ask him though, because I feel like that's a
lot to ask. You would tell him to go to
commercial in the middle of it. You're running late Elvis,
you're running late. That would be a fun joke. Are
we done on time? I guess I guess he's doing
it now. That's me and all the dudes. You look
so great. I will say you kind of threw off
(12:22):
the photos though. Find a black dress. He told me
we're pink. I had to do it very actually officiating
two weddings this year, very very nervous about it. I
don't think I'm going to be great. I'm just I
don't want some're gonna be great. I need a lot
of tips because I'm just really married. You've never married
anybody someone? Can we hear? Can we hear your impromptu
(12:47):
intro you're in officiating? What when you were like, I'm
really great at this. The everybody focus on the main doors.
You know the piece of sound we actually, oh you
want to play that? Yeah? I will say defense. When
he has prep and names and a cute card in
front of him, he's fantastic. You pull that string and
(13:08):
he's like a baby. I have the fear of saying
the wrong thing and then you can't take it back.
That's that's my fear. Doing the best man speech. What
would you say about Nate that you couldn't take back
in a room full of people, like in this crowd Gray,
We're just a bunch of idiots, but like in a
crowd of people where I don't know, like aunts and
(13:29):
uncles and cousins and random friends and strangers, like because
I'm gonna want to try to be funny and I'm
gonna say something wrong, and I'm gonna say what an asshole?
Not only that name, pronunciations and affiliations. If you're trying
to talk like you know these people, and then in
your mind you get caught up in um, did I
say that right? That's that right? Or is that really
(13:49):
the But if you're officiating the wedding, you know these people, right,
You're not gonna mess up that. I'm gonna yeah, I
definitely know them. But I get really like I'm sappy.
I I cry at weddings. I was gonna make it
cry over the weekend. I did, and people were like,
oh wow, you were crying the whole time. It's like,
thanks for pointing it out. So I don't know how
I'm gonna be like can take each other's hands, I
(14:11):
will say infitiating. You definitely need to rely on humor,
like you need to be funny, and that opening is key.
You've got to have a good opening because it can
all go downhill. What is this? So? I was looking
for the clip that Gandhi asks for Scary as the
wedding DJ, but it says with music and reverb. That's yeah,
that's what we put on it to make it sound
(14:32):
like you're an actual DJ. We play this right now.
This is ladies and gentlemen. Everybody puts. Everybody stand up, Everybody, Okay,
here we go. Everybody now, everybody for the first time
as husband and wife into the room that brand new
Mr and Mrs Lisa Froggy together right now and then
(14:58):
they run into the room. Was I think I want
my money back? Tell think you're trying to do a
weather report. At the beginning, he sounded like a horse race.
Scotty's not going to give the best man speech for Nate.
It's not the perfect idea. If you were, I would
love to get your parents and Heather's parents in the
zoom room and really make Scotty feel awkward. No, I'm
not gonna happen by everybody by fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hi, everybody, welcome
to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hi, Froggy, Hey Gandhi,
(00:25):
Hey Scotty B, Hey Brody, Good morning, Eye, scary tone,
what's going on? Date? Oh? What's up? Guaranty and special
guest Andrew and he got the White Runners? Should I
get those tomorrow? Yeah, I'm already in his car. They're
(00:46):
already in his car. Okay. So, as you guys know,
I'm officiating another wedding. I am too. Two they're still together,
both couples. But you know, there was some awkward moments
at that wedding, as I feel like there are with
most weddings. What is the most awkward moment you've encountered
at a wedding that you've ever been to? Oh? Man, oh,
I have a couple. So one was totally my fault.
(01:09):
I think, Um, they asked me to DJ the wedding.
Why you should never have asked me to do that?
But I said, okay. It was one of my sister's
best friends. She handed me an iPod to just play.
It was I think it was like the instrumental of
chasing cars while she was walking down the aisle. And
I don't know what I did when it was playing that,
and I must have hit shuffle or like bumped it
to the next song. The m X party up as
(01:31):
she was walking down the aisle came on. I tried
to go back because I thought I'll just go back,
but since it was on shuffle, no, no, it went
to another song, so I just unplugged it, and all
you heard was that the times he was walking down
the aisle, I wanted to die. She said. It was
the greatest thing that could have happened at her wedding
(01:51):
because they all remember it. I was like, do you
something they'd forget that was bad? And then the second
one was it was out a wedding and the bridesmaids
encouraged the groom's sister to get up and give like
an impromptu speech, which was dick of the bridesmaids to
do because they knew this was not going to go well.
She got up and started talking about all of the
groom's friends who were at the wedding that she had
(02:13):
hooked up with, and she was pointing at them. The
dad got up and was like, sit round. It got
real awkward, hilarious. I loved it. It's great. Is their
video of this. You know, I catered weddings, so I
would always see these. They weren't my family. These have
nothing to do with me other than I was there
(02:35):
working as a way, this is about your family, No, no,
but I saw everything from uh, a groomsman getting a
blowjob in the chapel, from one of the bridesmaids, the
chapel where they would marry the people. Once once you
go upstairs to the main dining room, the chapel where
you actually did the ceremony goes dark and he's not
supposed to be any anyone in there. But I had
(02:56):
to go downstairs to get the fruit pladders, and I
have to walk through that room. I go in there
and walking through, I'm like, WHOA, what's going on under
the hoop? And that was going on. And then on
another wedding that we came to, I came, I ended
up seeing uh two. There was a wedding factory, so
(03:17):
there were two weddings could go on at the same time. Well,
someone at one wedding got into a fight with someone
at the other wedding because they just was bad blood.
Between them, and they had known each other. So the
entire weddings spilled out onto Emmon's Avenue of sheep, said
Babe Brooklyn, and the two weddings got into a fist fight.
Fist the cubs brawl like the guys like go get it,
(03:39):
let's get and then everyone ran out of the room.
And then and then it was like a literally like
the Jets in the Sharks West Side story style, and
both rooms emptied out into the street and got into
a fight. That's what went on in Brooklyn when you
catered weddings at the Palm Shore Club back in the
eighties and nineties, and families come together in Brooklyn weddings,
they end in street fights after the wedding. Yeah yeah.
On Long Island, we just found a baggy of coke
(04:00):
on the floor. Didn't know whose it was. That's so
I had an awkward moment. It doesn't quite top skieries.
But I went to a wedding of a couple that
I had introduced, I don't know, about five or six
years before the wedding, and they were kind enough to
ask me to be in the wedding party. So after
the ceremony, you know, people are finding their tables, and
(04:23):
the bride comes up to me and she says, you know,
we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, And
you're so well spoken, and you write so well. I
can't wait to hear the speech you give. The problem
is I did not know about the speech I was
going to give. The groom was supposed to tell me
a month ago, and he hadn't, so I had to
(04:45):
write a speech on a napkin and about three minutes
and then go up before everybody and fake it. So
I had to pretend like, yeah, I couldn't read my
own hand right. It was terrible. So yeah, terrible. I
feel like there needs to be rules for the man
and the maid up speeches, Like I say, keep it
under five minutes. Yes, don't bullshit for ten minutes. It's
(05:11):
not where you're gonna lose people after the first one
or two. I even say cut it to three minutes.
A tight three minutes is great, And you don't have
to write out a speech and like and and put
a script, but put bullet points so you know your
next thing. And don't try and be funny or bring
religious or politics into it into that. I love you
(05:36):
always says tight. Three. I mean it's three minutes. Like
at that point, you're not losing anybody. Like if you
say you're gonna get up during everybody that I'm getting up.
If they start talking about that, it's like saying you're
going to Canada. If you're your your your politician doesn't win,
No one's leaving the wedding. You're gonna sit there, You're
gonna you're gonna drink in the people talking about you
at that point. This is a big bone of contention
(05:56):
for me with with the speeches. I've seen awful best
man and maid of honor speeches from catering weddings, just
disastrous that went on forever. And don't get too drunk
before you do it. You can have a couple of
drinks to loosen you up, but don't have eleven cocktails
and then be handed a microphone. I'm a fan of it.
Do that. And here's one tip I can give for
(06:17):
anybody having a wedding. Okay, it might be your maid
of honor that is technically supposed to give the speech,
or the best man. Pick the person that's a better
public speaker, because it's always terrible when its personally and
we went to the party and you can't understand that
fucking word they're saying, and they start sobbing. They have
no mic technique, they have zero presents. Everybody change them
(06:39):
out here, like you sound switten the moon, the sun
and the star and don't and don't make everything an
inside joke and don't explain it. So I went to
this one wedding and the guy was like, hey, remember
the time of the cabin? How great was that at
(07:00):
Remember that time at the at the drive through? How
wasn't that crazy talking to people? Not right? Not like
what happened at the cabin. I can't talk about the
cabin now, but you guys know what I'm talking about. Well, Andrew,
were you a Grimes Grooves? So how was that? Because
I've never seen that at a wedding, not that I'm
(07:21):
not aware of it. I basically served double duty. Okay,
So I got to be in two groups of pictures.
So far my record, I'm like in, I've been in
four weddings. I've attended six so far this year. Nice,
So yeah, I'm keeping my record. How does that work?
I mean, like, where do you stand? I'm losing a
lot of money I'll tell you that much, okay, but
(07:42):
be uh did you sit down or like, were you
on one side of the like the groom or the bride.
I was on the groom side, just for you know,
continuity purposes. Yes, I did the opposite where I was
the maid of honor on the guy side. So I was.
It was me and all the dudes. You were the
best made the best woman. They called him the best woman, um,
(08:03):
and the best. So I grew up with these guys,
and I was very much a tomboy if you guys
couldn't tell when I was a little kid. Yeah, I
had to get I got ready with all the guys,
so I had a dress on, and when the guys
came out, they were like, what the fuck is happening here?
Fully expected you to be in a tuxedo? Yeah, totally, Nope,
wasn't allowed. With the way Scary is and all his
(08:26):
rules and the fact that all of us are such
good talkers, he needs to get married, so we can
all give speeches just to annoy him, like twenty minutes speeches.
I was the best man and my friend, my friend
told Darren's wedding and my own brother's wedding uh, and
I and I made speeches and I followed my own
rules and it came out great. But I will say,
(08:46):
of course it did. Yeah, when you were interviewing weird Aler, No, No,
like you're in you're in a there's a viding line.
You got the groom's family, you got the groom and
their guests, and the bride and their guests. So it's
(09:06):
two people, two groups of people that have come together
that don't know the other side. You kind of have
to play to both sides and say nice things about Obviously,
you gotta incorporate the bride into the speech. You know,
if you're the best man and you're you're not supposed
to just roast the groom. You're supposed to explain the
union of the marriage. Get in there and get it
(09:27):
together and tie it all up so everybody can walk
away with, oh, that was scary. You have the groom
side say hey, and the bride side say, oh, you
work in the crowd, you guys. Has anybody been to
a Disney wedding? Oh high wish I've been the main
rule at the reception there are no shots, So so
(09:50):
we smuggled in alcohol to do shots outside and we
got cun pite Goofy as he's walking into the reception
because they worked on you know, they don't korky. We
got the fat, We got the finger like he did this,
he fingered. Yeah, he figured me. I got figured by Goofy.
I got figured by No. No, but just thirty year
olds getting caught by a guy in a costume with
(10:11):
a look of shame, like he has a smile, he
can't even speak safe. He didn't ark, but you know
he pointed that finger out. You're like, no, no, no, no, no,
You're not supposed to be doing that. I kind of
want to retroactively, like pick somebody who would have been
your best man on the show and then have a
best man Well you know what, Scotty, A quick best
(10:34):
man's three minutes. Please. You're not gonna believe this, and
I'm gonna be completely honest with you. My brother asked
me to do the best man speech and I turned
it down. Really, my brother, I am not a speech giver.
Why and you don't like your brother? That's not true. Um,
(10:55):
I just I don't know. I don't like standing up
in front of people like ad and reading and like
doing a speech. That's so funny because people automatically assume
because we do this show, like oh, you could get
up in front of a crowd. No. No, I'm not
really comfortable with that, you know. I mean I think
for the most part, well, scary, you're fine with it
because okay, Gandhi, how are you with being You're okay? Long,
(11:18):
But try to be funny and make things like no, yeah,
because they assume like, oh, you're the radio guy, You're
gonna have all sorts of jokes, like say something nice
about Nate right now. This is your opportunity, This is redemption. Scottie. Okay,
you sound like scary doing the intros to the wedding.
(11:39):
I would have to think about it and I'd have
to write something down. Well, maybe in the future we
can do perhaps, can you do it by Thursday? Um? No,
this one time we would deep throat and bananas. You know,
Nate what I'm talking about? Say that in front of
my parents and that would go over really well. Almost
would probably give you good one, I think. So I
(12:01):
wouldn't ask him though, because I feel like that's a
lot to ask. You would tell him to go to
commercial in the middle of it. You're running late Elvis,
you're running late. That would be a fun joke. Are
we done on time? I guess I guess he's doing
it now. That's me and all the dudes. You look
so great. I will say you kind of threw off
(12:22):
the photos though. Find a black dress. He told me
we're pink. I had to do it very actually officiating
two weddings this year, very very nervous about it. I
don't think I'm going to be great. I'm just I
don't want some're gonna be great. I need a lot
of tips because I'm just really married. You've never married
anybody someone? Can we hear? Can we hear your impromptu
(12:47):
intro you're in officiating? What when you were like, I'm
really great at this. The everybody focus on the main doors.
You know the piece of sound we actually, oh you
want to play that? Yeah? I will say defense. When
he has prep and names and a cute card in
front of him, he's fantastic. You pull that string and
(13:08):
he's like a baby. I have the fear of saying
the wrong thing and then you can't take it back.
That's that's my fear. Doing the best man speech. What
would you say about Nate that you couldn't take back
in a room full of people, like in this crowd Gray,
We're just a bunch of idiots, but like in a
crowd of people where I don't know, like aunts and
(13:29):
uncles and cousins and random friends and strangers, like because
I'm gonna want to try to be funny and I'm
gonna say something wrong, and I'm gonna say what an asshole?
Not only that name, pronunciations and affiliations. If you're trying
to talk like you know these people, and then in
your mind you get caught up in um, did I
say that right? That's that right? Or is that really
(13:49):
the But if you're officiating the wedding, you know these people, right,
You're not gonna mess up that. I'm gonna yeah, I
definitely know them. But I get really like I'm sappy.
I I cry at weddings. I was gonna make it
cry over the weekend. I did, and people were like,
oh wow, you were crying the whole time. It's like,
thanks for pointing it out. So I don't know how
I'm gonna be like can take each other's hands, I
(14:11):
will say infitiating. You definitely need to rely on humor,
like you need to be funny, and that opening is key.
You've got to have a good opening because it can
all go downhill. What is this? So? I was looking
for the clip that Gandhi asks for Scary as the
wedding DJ, but it says with music and reverb. That's yeah,
that's what we put on it to make it sound
(14:32):
like you're an actual DJ. We play this right now.
This is ladies and gentlemen. Everybody puts. Everybody stand up, Everybody, Okay,
here we go. Everybody now, everybody for the first time
as husband and wife into the room that brand new
Mr and Mrs Lisa Froggy together right now and then
(14:58):
they run into the room. Was I think I want
my money back? Tell think you're trying to do a
weather report. At the beginning, he sounded like a horse race.
Scotty's not going to give the best man speech for Nate.
It's not the perfect idea. If you were, I would
love to get your parents and Heather's parents in the
zoom room and really make Scotty feel awkward. No, I'm
not gonna happen by everybody by fifteen minute Morning Show
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