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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. So it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy, and there's Scotty b and there's Nate and
his hair. Uh there's Scary with a fresh haircut that
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looks mighty fine. And there's Gandhi, and there's Danielle and
Dave Brody is in the den and live from the
Poconos in a in a nice log cabin is Garrett, Hi, Garrett.
How are the Poconos doing? Or how is They're lovely?
Is it? How is the Poconos? How are there? How
are are the Poconos? Is singular, so it's how's how's
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I would say how's the Poconos and it would sound
they are well, like how many of them are there?
I don't know. But the animals are coming out right now.
I just saw a bear, which is great. That's a
that's awesome. So I'll be inside all day. Sounds like
a lot of fun hiding under the bed for a week.
Uh So, Danielle, you had a question for Dave Brody. Yes,
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So we have a caller this morning that said that
she was staying in a hotel on a certain floor
and two people came in that were celebrities Fergie and
Josh Dumel at the time, and they reserved the whole
floor for their wedding, so they asked her to move.
They said, we're sorry, but bigger name online too, We
need you to move to another floor. They gave her
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a ten percent discount. I want to know what Brody
would have done, because Brody gets like extras for things
like this, and I know no way in hell ten
percent would have cut it for Brody. Yes, Brody, she
basically just moved to another room and got ten percent off.
That was it. Like Danielle told you, what would you
have in the same transaction, Well, I would have. First
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of all, I would have I would have gone for
a free room, but ten percent. Let's say the room
is two hulls. Let's be generous. That's twenty bucks. Is
twenty bucks worth putting everything back in your suitcase, all
your toilet trees off the sink. Like putting everything back
and then wheeling everything to another room and unpacking everything.
Not a chance. So you're looking at a minimum fifty
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dollars for the inconvenience. And then if I'm with my family,
that's a hundred dollar inconvenience with three kids to unpack
and pack and no free room, or I rally every
single person on the floor they got kicked out and
and launch a social media campaign. No. No, you would
have a creative hashtag, right, and I will blame Fergie
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and josh your mel and embarrass them as well. No,
I get a free room or they get a lot
of drama. They should have done a free room at
least one night, absolutely, because I think she was there.
She was there long term. Right, that's rude. Yeah, yeah,
so should have if they if they kicked everybody out,
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If I were Ferggy and Joshu, I would have paid
for your room myself and said sorry for the inconvenience.
Can you scoot out? They probably didn't tell him. Yeah, hey,
do you hear it? Weird? It stopped as soon as
you pointed it out. Isn't there an aquarium right behind Gandhi?
There is, but it's not my aquarium, just a little
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fish tank. Had stopped. No, it's not. I checked, it's not. Hey,
So question, if a fan starts going really really ham
on your computer, does that mean your computer is about
to blow up? And it's obviously overheating. Yeah, so I
had it. I closed down all the applications that were open.
I forced quit every you know thing, and I've gotten
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Froggy's told me a couple of things to do. Somebody
mentioned it could be, you know how the cat is
always jumping up here, that maybe some cat hair got
caught in the face. You know, it's true, Jeff told
me that. But I also where to go, Like, the
fan is inside, so how do I unclog it? Danielle,
I have a f it's had a weird to hear.
It's a furry table like a coffee table, but it's fur.
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I made the accident. I actually made a mistake of
putting my laptop on it while I was working in
It was like it was like a weed eater going
after my furry coffee table. Are you making fun of
my furry coffee table, Brodie Well, I feel like, yes, absolutely,
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some animal died so you could have a coffee table.
It's not real fur. You a drink on there, like
you doesn't have a lava lamp on it. I'm right next. Yes,
try to pull up a picture of my furry I
want to see it. By the way, Danielle, you just
take the back cover off your computer and vacuum the
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fanal yeah, where it is? Wait wait, wait, it's take
to the genius bar and waste your day. No, I'm
not going. You take the back cover off, you take
the vacuum. Need a genius to come to my house help,
I'll be no. I can't stop looking at Mate's hair
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now ever since he showed us the flop on the
side show. Yeah, yeah, okay, you know how I know
it's bad the other than you guys laughing. I was
at the gym yesterday the first time and forever, and
everybody was staring at me. I'm like, why are they
looking at me? And then I caught my reflection in
one of the mirrors and my hair was like this,
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They're sticking out straight from my head and I'm like,
I look like a fucking moron. I just rooster is.
I kind of like it. Remember Scrix when he cut
his hair and shaved a side and then he had
that flop. I've got the scrill x flop without being Scrillis.
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I don't going like you keep going three different places
and they both stupor cuts. The first place was worse
than the second. I will say that, where did you
used to go, because when you used to have short hair,
you used to have a great cut. I used to
go to a place in the city. And then you
know I don't live in the city anymore. Well I
would go there. Now you're in the city right now,
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and it's like uptown and the Segway, and I'm gonna
get slashed. I don't want to deal with that. Hold on,
hold on, while they're about to slash your face, just
pull your hair out and say, hair cut. Seriously, it's
worse it's worth and ouver the amount of money you're
spending on these other places. I don't know. I I
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just rather bitch about it at this point in my life.
So with your hair like that, you kind of look
like the slasher. They might stay away from you. Thanks.
It's always it's always more fun when we find reasons
to make a straight night bitchen. By the way, in
the seventies and eighties, there was an electronics an appliance
store around the New York area called Crazy Eddie. You
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look like the guy from the logot do little turns
so thick? This is what happens when I parted to
the other set. Don't do that. Oh my god, you
look like that young boy and one is over the
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cuckoo's nest. But it was short the other day. What happened?
I don't know. I think I think it's a product issue, Nate,
because again, when you have curly hair, you really have
to do stuff to maintain it and weigh it down
and make it silky. And I kind of think you
have no much no idea how much product and conditioner
I have in my hair. I haven't even washed my
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hair in three days. There you are. Oh my god, man,
don't change it, Nate. Leave it just like that. It
is sort of kids in play right now to him. So, yeah,
that is true. Do you remember what she said why
she married him, why she was attracted to love it? Now?
What what did she say? She said she had a
crush on Abraham Lincoln as a kid, and he looked
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like Abraham Lincoln. So she was a dragon. Dam there's
a reason to marry someone that's great. By the way,
time out here is my furry that's awesome. Don't don't
put your laptop on there, right Brody Brodie, I think
you see that that couch you're on that would look
lovely right in front of that, I'm gonna I'm gonna
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send one over there, sending one if you could send
a couch over. I've been home for fifteen months, no joke.
I've worn this thing out. Like there's other parts of
this sectional I've had to swap out and tape them up.
I need a couch. Somebody sent me a couch. All right,
we're sitting on it. That's I'm gonna force force feed
the autumn two. Okay. Now, the way he's sitting right
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now on this couch with a microphone in front of
him and that name step and repeat behind him in
his whatever shirt that is. It looks like he's hosting
some type of like radical patriot podcast. I'm the guy
for that. My father's day shirt. Don't make fun of it.
What's it say? It says I keep all my dad
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jokes in my database. Ah that was I didn't pick
it out. Was a gift from my daughter. I love it.
That's nice. Browning is all fu sou from the Poconos.
Let's see if a bear has eaten gret yet still
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still alive, but you know they're there deer out here,
a baby deer. What's the baby deer called have the
goes eating your baby. Not yet, but I wouldn't be
surprised at this point. They're all coming out of the woods. Okay,
all right, look a look at look even an you're
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looking around is hiding broken You never you never well did.
It's funny because they have they have lights outside, and
I'm like, what's the lights for in the owner of
the house is like they turn on when the bears come.
Oh great, so you're safe, You're fine. You have lights,
so you see the bear there's going to eat your head? Yeah,
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pretty much. How many of you are in this house
for the week. There's eight of us. It's for the bear.
So if if Nate showed up at your cabin with
that hair, would you think that maybe I should call
animal control? Well, I also envisioned him having an axe
with him too, and like bursting down the door with
it too, and then we would all be gone. The
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bear would laugh at us because be like, you're scared
of me, and then Nate came with an axe and
killed my whole family. But you do like you're like
you're on a little unhand. Okay, here's a question, like
if I if I was broken down on the side
of the road, or I came up to you ask
I would call Animal Planet, tell him squatch in my neighborhood.
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You don't, you know, don't be surprised if a bird
just like sets up in your head and starts making
a home out of that next I don't know. See,
if I saw you on the side of the road
with the hair like that, I would probably help you.
I would need I would put you look very friendle
I would put up next to you and just open
the window crack. Who can call on your behalf? I
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just super cuts on the way. You're just doing the
bare minimum of of helping me. Thank you. Yeah, not
around Garrett, Yeah, no, are we done that? Maybe it
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not even close? Eight minutes left? I bet not. Three
minutes right? Four? Three? Excuse me three. I'm gonna call
Froggy out. Because Froggy knows we're struggling. He could easily
say yeah, we're up, man, but because you know why,
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because I'll tell you why, because listeners would go, I
don't know you weren't it was only a twelve minute podcast.
Froggy's a fucking idiot. He can't count time. Okay, No,
I'm not doing that. No, I have a timing right here,
it says we're twelve minutes and we have a thirty
second open, so we still have two and a half
minutes left. Sorry, I'll say something objectionable for two and
a half minutes. Please, I need the other fathers in
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the room to back me up. Admit it. It is
not the same thing to own dogs as have kids
for Father's Day. That's the same thing. Hold on, the guys,
admit that. Right here we go. It's not the same.
I mean, yeah, but sometimes I like my dogs on
my Facebook page who have dogs want me to wish
them a happy Father's Day and to do that you're
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a dog, all right? Can you just be nice to
say happy Father's Day? Because I know the drama, and
hold on, I wish happy Father's yesterday. Have having schnauzers
is nothing like having girls and and and boys or whatever. Stop.
But I wish you happy Father's here yesterday, because those
are your boys and you're their father and you deserve that.
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That's fine. And they have Father's Day and Mother's Day
cars in the store for the dogs and cast Still, okay,
I'm not saying it's the same thing, but you could
still wish someone, Well, they are taking care of a
mother grumpy. You know what. Brodie's grumpy. He looks for
any and every opportunity to be grumpy. And if Brodie
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did not have his daughters and had his dogs, he'd
be so mad at all of us for not texting
him on Father's Day just about his dogs, because you
love them and take care of them so much to
having kids. Happy, Are you grumpy? No? But I had
to kill two and a half. If you're not grumpy,
which one are you? I'm sleepy. It isn't the same thing.
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I mean, by choice, I don't have children. I have Schnauzers.
But you know, my nuders gave me a nice Happy
Father's Day card and had money. Oh my god, my dog.
My dogs gave me cash my dog on the sea
before I had kids. That's what everybody said, Oh you
have a dog. It's like, so I had the mindset.
I'm like, all right, it's kind of like having a dog.
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You know that first week you're like, son of a bitch.
It's nothing like having you put the ball out. They
don't go to it. Put out, put them in a
cage at night, I mean, and because it doesn't come
out solid. Right, guys really selling parenting to the rest
of us right now, Shut up, Brodie, They're not the same.
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We all know it. You have seconds were done. Oh yeah,
we're just getting good. So much life's flying around. I
feel like you should put your head in front of
my door and so we're not coming. I can scrape
all the mud off my shoes on your head like
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one of those porcupine things. Yes, you're really really porcupine things. Alright,
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