FULL SHOW: The Day Danielle Went Undercover

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
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Speaker 4 (00:08):
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Speaker 5 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 6 (00:10):
I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Alms Dran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So, yes, you're at the mall and you saw your
friend's son's girlfriend with another guy. Let me say that
again so people get it straight. You were at them
all minding your own business, and you looked across the

(00:40):
way and you saw your friend's son's girlfriend with another guy.

Speaker 7 (00:49):
And I right away called them and I was like,
guess what I say, And so they told me take pictures,
and I said, so, let me just tell you that
I tried.

Speaker 8 (01:02):
What's the scary shut up?

Speaker 7 (01:03):
So I was playing private investigator because there's wait, there's
issues there to begin with, soil it.

Speaker 8 (01:11):
Yes, So I was like, let me take it.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
So I took some pictures and Spencer was with me
at the time and he's like, Mom, please never become
a private investigator because they can see you over here
with your phone and I'm recording them, and I sat
so close to them, and my answer to him was,
I really don't give a crap. They shouldn't be doing
what they're doing, and if they have a problem, they
can come over to me and I'm going to ask

(01:35):
them about that other person and say, hey, how so.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
And so doing and call.

Speaker 9 (01:40):
Them out right.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
I said, what's he gonna do? What's she gonna do?
It's a little kid, give me a polo.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
So he So your son was saying that your mom,
you're not a good private investiator because you're like in
the middle of They could look right over and see
who were you in the food court.

Speaker 8 (01:54):
We were in a food court. We're already too court.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
And I was sitting there and I had my cant
I had my phone out, and I was pretending I
was doing something on my phone. And Spencer says to me, Mom,
it is so obvious you are not doing something on
your phone and that.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
You are recording these kids.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
And I'm like, I don't care. And he said, you're
really embarrassing. I said, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Then what was your friend? Was your friend appreciated it?

Speaker 7 (02:15):
And she said she was keeping that for a rainy day.
Oh oh, because there's some stuff going down out yet.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay. It's like in the old movies when a politician
would be in a meeting and the guy across the
table from him would pull out an envelope and pull
the photos. I go, well, here you are having sex
with a donkey. Well, so I wonder what that reveal will.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
Be like, I don't know, but it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 10 (02:39):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh, Danielle Arry, I learned
a long time ago they never get involved in other
people's business because what could happen is you could cause
some kind of strife.

Speaker 11 (02:50):
They could break up, chaos could ensue, and then they
could get back together and then your enemy number one.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
Let me tell you, I really don't care because here's
the thing. There's so much drama behind the scenes with
these two as it is, and the person not my
friend's side of it has done things that shouldn't have
been done. So they should have broken up a long
time ago, and they didn't. So this was my proof
that hello breaking.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think there is a lesson you learned for all
of us here. If you plan on cheating, don't do
it at the food court. Were Daniel's shoppy?

Speaker 8 (03:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, So back to this thing, A private investigator your
son said, maybe you shouldn't do it. Maybe there's a
better way to like stand behind a plant. Yeah, you know,
or maybe were the plant and walk around as the plant.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
But I felt see, I mean, am I wrong?

Speaker 8 (03:42):
I felt like, if I'm doing it right in front
of your face, right.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
You're you're less likely to think I'm doing it because
why would I do it right in front of your face?

Speaker 8 (03:49):
Like I whipped that phone on and I was like.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Too, you're saying it was too obvious? So what they
wouldn't notice it?

Speaker 12 (03:54):
Right?

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I thought's what I thought, And I don't think they noticed.
You know, Spencer's like all up, calm down, mom, But
I thought.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's that's hilarious. Danielle, I love it.

Speaker 13 (04:03):
I your sound was on, so as you were taking pictures,
it was the camera.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
It was not it was on silence.

Speaker 14 (04:11):
Dan.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Of course I sent that right over.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, she's on an assignment. She had to turn off
with camera sound.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
It's going to be used at a later date.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oka's funny you brought this up because Samantha has a friend.
Is your friend a PI? A private investigator?

Speaker 15 (04:25):
Her boyfriend is so my friend was yeah the one training.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, so how do you train to become a private investigator?
Maybe maybe, Danielle, you should train with her friend's boyfriend
husband come on her boyfriend.

Speaker 15 (04:40):
So her boyfriend she volunteered to help her boyfriend out.
She knew she was going to be followed for an
entire day. She didn't know who or whatever, so she
went about a really normal schedule just knowing someone was
going to watch. That person had to take like X
amount of photo and video and notes or whatever, and
then she had to report back anything like suspicious or
noticeable A lot.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
I could do this.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
But here's the thing. So she was supposed to be
the target quote unquote, and then her boyfriend is training
a guy who's supposed to follow her exactly. So but
tell him the funny thing that happened.

Speaker 15 (05:19):
And she text me two hours later, she goes, I
spotted him, I said, how she goes, I'm in Marshall's
and I looked up and there was one person without
a shopping cart kind of watching me.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
So she started watching.

Speaker 15 (05:30):
She wanted taking a photo, and in her notes it says,
must have shopping cart in Marshall's.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
That's that is his note for Danielle.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Could say, you're at a Marshall. Now let's say you
were walking past a Marshall's and you see your friend's
son's girlfriend walk into Marshall's with another guy, just like
you saw at the food court. Yeah, would you go
would you go into Marshalls and try to get a
picture in there?

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
No, Would you remember to get a cart and look
like you're shopping?

Speaker 7 (06:00):
Probably not for now, now that I've been told, I'll
definitely get that cart next time.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
And you have to put stuff in the cart.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
And yeah, I gotta put Yeah, if it's you, you.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Can put any item in there, because you could be
shopping for your family whatever. If it's a guy, if
you start putting sports bras in there, we're kind of wondering.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
What are you doing?

Speaker 14 (06:17):
Right?

Speaker 16 (06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I love that. Training to be a p I.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Have fun so cool.

Speaker 15 (06:21):
She got a whole bunch of photos of herself later
on in the day. She's like it was creepy, even
though I knew it was happening.

Speaker 13 (06:26):
Yeah, Wow, we have a p I in the buildings.

Speaker 8 (06:31):
Yes, yeah, Chris, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Christy.

Speaker 13 (06:34):
Yeah, he has all kinds of fascinating stories.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
You talked to on your podcast.

Speaker 13 (06:39):
Oh yeah, I had him on the podcast because I
wanted to know he's been doing this for a long
time now. He has a company that they just go
out and investigate a ton of stuff. And I just
wanted to know what are some of the craziest situations
he's been in and has he gotten caught doing it?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Do you remember any great stories?

Speaker 13 (06:53):
Oh yeah, he was talking about. I mean, I can't
give the specifics because he didn't give them either, but
some celebrities that he's had to follow around who have
done some really shady stuff that he's busted, some couples.
He said, it's typically couples. It's a woman wanting to
know if the man is cheating, and almost always the
answer is yes.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, so she had the intuition, she hired a PI
to follow and she she's it's.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Confirmed, yes.

Speaker 13 (07:20):
And he said he actually had a really good time
doing one of them, because following this couple around, he said,
they had the greatest date. They went to a good restaurant,
so we got to EATI food. Then they went to
a concert he wanted to be part of, so we
got to go to that concert. All the while he's
telling these people taking pictures the whole time to send
back to the other one.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Now, was he ever caught?

Speaker 13 (07:37):
He said, he's never been.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Caught, So word of advice. If you're at the mall
in the food court and you see Danielle taking your
photo from the cross of him, you're obviously doing something wrong.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
Yeah, they didn't know it was made.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
The president does not know me, so they had no
idea that it was you know. I mean, I guess
I could be recognized as what I do for a living.
But I'm just saying I don't think that particular person knew. Okay,
maybe they knew Spencer, but you know, he I just
he just gets a.

Speaker 10 (08:08):
Battery, didn't It's a busy mall food it was absolutely packed,
and you know.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Your son made fun of you.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, Danielle.

Speaker 13 (08:19):
If it had come the other direction, So if your
friend was at the mall and she saw let's say
Spencer has a girlfriend, yeah, and his girlfriend was someone else,
and she sent you the video, would you save it
for a rainy day or would you immediately be like, Spencer,
look at this.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
I would do research first.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
And make sure that what was going on there, and
then I would do it because I did, because at
first I wasn't sure. I was like, okay, well wait
a minute, are these people just friends or is it
something else?

Speaker 8 (08:45):
Because it was a guy girl, guy girl. So I
was like, look like a date and.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
The certain individuals were really hot, so I was like,
I was like, this is this does not look good.
And then they got a little close and I'm like, yeah,
this is not good. So it was what I thought
it was.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
So yeah, Danielle, you know, I don't know, did you
feel that, Danielle a feeling of satisfaction.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Because because, believe me, you need to know the backstory
to know that. At this point, you're like, Okay, this
is the icing on the cake and this is all
the person needs to know that that's what it came
down to, because there's a lot that has gone down,
but you know, still, Okay.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
They're hot.

Speaker 13 (09:30):
It's going down.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
For sure.

Speaker 13 (09:32):
Wouldn't have followed.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Them, but ugly people wouldn't matter. But they're hot.

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Speaker 2 (11:39):
Nate wants to talk about robots. Yeah, so did you?
They freaked me out?

Speaker 16 (11:44):
Have you guys been to like I think it's stopping
shot and they have that robot that prowls the aisles.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I tell you, when I see it coming, I go
the other one. Oh, I don't want to have anything
to do with these robots. Me too.

Speaker 16 (11:56):
That thing freaks me out and then it has that
voice clean up aisle seven.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think this is just too close to terminator. IFANDI,
have you been anywhere that have these robots?

Speaker 13 (12:08):
No, the only robots I've seen have been in like
a hotel in Vegas. The little one that brings you
your food and kind of like tries to direct you
to your room.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
That guy's cute.

Speaker 13 (12:17):
I don't run from him. But these apparently terror bots
in the grocery store different.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Danielle ran into a room service robot at a hotel
and it didn't quite work.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
So it was in the hallway and it was trying
to get into the elevator and it just couldn't get in.
So I'm like, well, obviously it's supposed to be bringing
whatever this is to someone. So I went behind the
robot and it's unfortunate trying to get into the elevator.
That was nice, yeah, but it didn't It wasn't working,
so I said, well, I don't know what you want
me to do. I said, come on in, and I

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was talking to it like it was actually a human.
I'm like, okay, you just come in.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I love you helped out a robot that one day
we'll turn around and shoot you in the head.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Right at exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Amazon has released this personal robot for your It's like
a thousand bucks, right. It will like go troll through
your house to make sure everything's fine and no one's
and there's no intruder there. It'll go check the oven
to make sure it's not left on. I don't know.
I don't know if I'm ready for the robot in
the house.

Speaker 13 (13:13):
Okay, but if it is left on, does this robot
shut it off or does it just tell you, hey,
you left your oven on and instrust your more froggy
if you checked.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
It out, do we know more about it?

Speaker 18 (13:21):
No, I saw the same thing.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
It was like a thousand dollars.

Speaker 18 (13:23):
My issue with my dogs, like, I don't know that
my dog's going to be very welcoming to a robot
in the house when nobody's home.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's not going to go well. But more and more
of these robots are showing up. People are checking in
saying that, you know, if they're in the hospital, sometimes
robots roll by with their medication and and you know whatever.
It's just I don't know.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
That makes me nervous if robot gives the wrong meds
to somebody just because the robot.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, well, so what we're talking about here is us,
you know, on the with the eve of a World
of Robots, And eventually we'll go remember that conversation we
had about how much we hated robots. Yeah, then we'll
I'll be living with them and having sex with them
and all sorts of things. I don't know for me now, sometimes,
you know, sometimes we feel like we do part. Pardon me,

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are you a robot? By chance? But yeah, I'm like Nate.
If I see one coming down the aisle, I'm not
I'm going to another aisle.

Speaker 13 (14:19):
I run away from it. Yeah, the ones at the
grocery store, what are they trolling the aisles for? Just
like a mess or a cleanup or what are they
trying to direct you somewhere?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
They sometimes have coupons for the items that they're rolling by.
I don't know, Scotty, you're the grocery store king. What
do they do?

Speaker 19 (14:33):
Yes, in giant and stopping shop stores. They are there
to detect spills so people don't fall, and they call
for a cleanup.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's all they're for. And their name is Marty. But
it's so sad because I've seen it.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
Their name is Marty.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I've seen it in front of the spill and it
just stands there and they don't clean it. They don't
clean it. We better have to one of those those
rokus or whatever they're called. I don't know what are
they called, the room room. At least clean up. I
know a human Marty does nothing. Talk to Jeff online
twenty three. He's familiar with Marty the shopping the shop

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right robot, Hi, Jeff.

Speaker 20 (15:10):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
How are you guys? Worry great? Now? Does Marty do
something other than just stand there and bitch and moan
about a spill on the floor.

Speaker 20 (15:17):
No, actually he does.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Absolutely. It's actually a sheet.

Speaker 20 (15:20):
It's called Marty, but it's a female void.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
I didn't know. I didn't know. We had Yeah, we
had gender, Yeah, we had pronounces it.

Speaker 20 (15:29):
It actually doesn't literally do anything. It scours the aisles
and it detects any debris or anything in the isle
and then just sends a page over the loudspeaker for
a human to then go over and clean it up.

Speaker 13 (15:43):
Oh yeah, that's definitely a guy. That's a guy.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Move it.

Speaker 13 (15:47):
Marty was really a clean it up.

Speaker 20 (15:51):
The cost they cost several thousand dollars per store, and
no one thought to put like you said a roomba
on the bottom to at least pick up the littles.

Speaker 13 (16:00):
Wow stands there screaming for help.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, so of course we're talking about the voice of
Marty because I really can understand or grasp the concept
of a robot being male or female. I don't say.
Do you pick it up and look under its tail?
It's a girl? All right, well, thank you, thank you, Jeff.
Until Marty we said hi, oh.

Speaker 20 (16:23):
Well due, thanks so much, guys, thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
One more call from line twenty. It's Alyssa. So your
your grocery store chain is giant and they have do
they have Marty the robot or a different name?

Speaker 21 (16:33):
Do we know it's it's Marty and it's got these
giant googly eyes and it is just freaky.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Do you stay alone on an aisle with Marty the robot?
Or do you rush along to another aisle?

Speaker 22 (16:45):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (16:45):
No, I give Marty like a good like six feet
perimeter because it just freaks me out.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, wow, all right, Marty. They're saying that Marty does
bring in quite a savings per year. I don't know
how they calculate it, but uh oh, the people.

Speaker 21 (17:01):
Who work with how freaky it is Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That's what I'm thinking. I mean, is it worth the
people like you and me who don't want to go
there because Marty's trolling up and down the.

Speaker 13 (17:10):
Aisles just yelling for help, not even doing anything.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, I'd be like, Marty, go get me some Raisin brand.
Go anyway, Thank you for listening, Alyssa, and have a
great day.

Speaker 21 (17:22):
Okay, awesome, thank you.

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Speaker 2 (18:02):
Hey, so, Ali Gold had a very interesting We had
a great conversation in the other room. Yes you want
to bring it up.

Speaker 12 (18:08):
So I had a question for my friends that are
in long term relationships, because every time I've said my
last relationship was great sex, they said well, you don't
marry the best sex you've ever had.

Speaker 13 (18:20):
Oh that's depressing.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
And I it made me think and I was like
we And then so I asked my friends in long
term relationships, like is the sex like great?

Speaker 8 (18:28):
And they're like, well, it's not.

Speaker 12 (18:29):
It's definitely not the best I've ever had, Like.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's like no.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
I think it also depends on how many partners you
had to you hadn't had too many, you don't have
much to compare it to.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
Could be yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Mean, but you know, if many partners or not, if
it's great sex, if it blows your mind, or if
you're if you in at the end of it, you're like,
is there Mary? You pretty much know that I don't know.
And so he got me thinking as well, like what
does sex mean to people? Sex means different things to
different people. You may be raised you may have been
raised in a household where sex was a dirty top
and you never brought it up, and so maybe you

(19:05):
were addicted to porn at one point, and now your
expectation is that's what it's supposed to be, So you
think that's what great sex is and it's not. Or
you connect with someone on a level and sex is
something that's of wow, we really connected during sex. Well
you may think that, but the person you had sex
with that you connected with didn't connect with you because
they don't connect with people in sex because sex with
them is something that has nothing to do with love,

(19:25):
which means has nothing to do with marriage. Like it
kind of makes you wonder.

Speaker 12 (19:29):
Yeah, I was just very curious because to me, it's
like you're in a long term partnership. Doesn't the emotional
outweigh like it makes sex really great.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
For a marriage.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
But everyone I've talked to has said, well, yeah, you
don't marry the best sex you've ever had?

Speaker 13 (19:42):
Do They say that when they're together. Both of them
say that.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, No, I don't know. And I mean, you know,
we have millions of people listening, and we're gonna have
some text from people saying that is not right. I
married someone and you're definitely the best sex. I don't know.
I think it's different for everyone. And I gotta tell you,
I've been watching the text messages. Majority of the people
texting are saying that no, the best sex they ever had,
they didn't marry and they would never marry them.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
Wow, oh wow, I.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Mean all the things from like they were abusive, toxic,
great sex, but never marry them. But I have a
couple other people on the line here, like Stephanie Hi,
Stephanie Hi, I'll.

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This good morning everybody, Well, good.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Morning and welcome to the show. So what Ali Gold,
our friend said was in their conversations with friends, you
never ever married, the best sex you ever had were
only turns out that way. What are your thoughts about that?

Speaker 25 (20:36):
I would have to definitely agree. My craziest sexual relationship
was also the most turbulent, chaotic and stressful relationship I
have ever been in, and full disclosure, and then a
great relationship now and the sex is wonderful, but you

(20:57):
know it's much more Stable's not crazy, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Well, So I even though you had crazy, like wild
sex with that person who gave you the worst relationship ever,
well I would say that even though the relationship is
great now, doesn't that help make the sex feel a
little better because there's no like, you know that after
you're done with the sex, there's no price to pay,
you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Oh?

Speaker 25 (21:22):
Absolutely, I mean it is just very you know, loving
and respectful, and there's no how do I want to
call it like there's no consequences to it after this fact,
like you are just having sex because you love each
other and you want each other, not because you're feeling
pressured into it.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Okay, Okay, you walked very very lightly down that hallway
and you did very well. I get it. Anyone else
wanted to chime in?

Speaker 13 (21:49):
I feel like those there's a weird part of your
brain that kind of associates it with rewards. So when
you're in a really toxic relationship and you have these
constant struggles and battles, that moment that you're having sex
with them, everything's okay and you feel like, oh, this
is a good thing right now, this is good And
that's why it might feel so much better than when
you're in a stable relationship and you don't feel the
giant swings. It's not actually.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Better good sex. What's that all about?

Speaker 14 (22:14):
Stop?

Speaker 8 (22:15):
That's nice?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Stop it all right? Well, thank you, Stephanie, thanks for
opening up, and have a beautiful day to day.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Okay, absolutely you guys too, all right.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Stephanie, thank you so much. Hello Amanda. Hi, Amanda says
I absolutely married the best sex I've ever had and
never want to have sex with anyone else ever again.

Speaker 16 (22:33):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Isn't it nice to be able to say that and
let yourself off the hook knowing you never have to
worry about finding sex or another relationship ever again.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (22:42):
I mean, first of all, let me just say that
I've been listening to you guys since I was like
ten years old, and I listened to you every morning.
I've moved around the country and I listen to you
guys everywhere. I love you, guys, And.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
This is crazy that I'm on the radio.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
We did kind of weird listening as a ten year
old girl. Now you're talking about sex with us. I
don't know. Yes, how's that going for you?

Speaker 16 (23:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Go ahead, So you you're in a relationship now that
you know is the best sex you've ever had, and
you you have found it. You don't have to worry
about it ever again.

Speaker 26 (23:09):
Absolutely. I mean, my husband and I went on three
dates and then we basically moved into with each other
the weekend the world shut down, and we got married
after eight months and had our son nine months later.
And our sex life is great. We have sex almost
every day every two days. If we go three days
without having sex, that's like a long time.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay, yeah, you know it's like I'm looking at other
room and people have faces on like, oh wow, Okay,
really three days is way too much, way too far
to go without it. Okay, Amanda, thank you, and I'm
happy for you. I'm happy to know that someone's having
great sex.

Speaker 14 (23:52):
Everybody to be happy.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
You're right, absolutely, and Nate has great sex every day
with himself sex all right, Thank you, Amanda, Thanks for
listening to us since you were ten years old. I
love that. Finally, Jessica, you and your husband not the
best sex, but it's the best relationship and you love
him and you're having a you're totally fine with it, right.

Speaker 27 (24:12):
Oh yeah, I mean the same as the last girl
we dated for about eight months got married and.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
We're very happy.

Speaker 20 (24:21):
We just you know, we do it.

Speaker 21 (24:23):
We connect.

Speaker 27 (24:24):
Everything's great, even though.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
It's not the best.

Speaker 14 (24:28):
So it's okay, this show.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
Yeah, you guys have That's.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
What matters, exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
There are things that matter more than the sex, right,
I mean, yeah.

Speaker 16 (24:39):
Okay, but but Jessica, does he know it's not the
best sex you've ever had?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Have you had that conversation saying, hey, it's okay, yeah,
Oh but who how'd that go?

Speaker 8 (24:49):
What did you say to him?

Speaker 27 (24:52):
I mean when we're doing it and stuff, and he
can probably tell that I'm not always like into it.
He tries, but he knows that he is not the best,
which is, you know, perfectly fine for both of us.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
So so you know you're going through the motions. Oh yeah,
all right, okay, well look you know, but you're connecting.
You're with someone you love very much. I would happily
rather have that over great sex any day of the year. Sorry,
oh yeah, yeah, all right, Jessica, thank you, go have
a great day. And yes, when I'm gonna say something, Nate,

(25:33):
I don't know, poor guy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Everybody
was thinking it the poor guy. What do you mean?
Poor guy is a lovely woman, but that poor guy
like what poor guy? What? What been put on blast?
Right now? Well, but it depends on how important the
best section in the world is to you. Might not
be important. Okay, I wouldn't want to know it.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
And also you don't want everyone now who listens to
this show to know it knows her voice.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I'm very grateful we had to call her on Okay,
thank you.

Speaker 13 (26:05):
I felt bad just because someone said have you told him?
And she said, well, he could tell.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Not really.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
I'm not speaking for all guys, but speaking for this guy,
is it safe to say? I mean, I've never really
had bad sex. I mean, there's been a couple of
flops along the way, but every every all sex is
great sex for me.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
So I'd like to ask the ones you've been with No, no.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
That's great versus great sex to anyone else, I mean
means different things. So who can answer that? I feel like.

Speaker 11 (26:34):
Women, women feel a lot of times that that's a
woman's plain.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 11 (26:39):
Women have a lot more critiquing because guys are horrible
at the deed and sometimes, you know, I feel like.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
As a guy speaking for yourself, guys, a guy on
this end, on the receiving end of the on this
thank you, thank you, I don't know where we're going
with this person moving on than Wow, he's still talking.

Speaker 13 (26:59):
I think I know what he say.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
What is he saying? Translation? Please?

Speaker 13 (27:02):
I think he was trying to say for men's sexes
like pizza, where even if it's bad, it's still good,
whereas for women, no, it can be terrible.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I've had some really awful pizza.

Speaker 13 (27:12):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
So it's not all good gasplaining.

Speaker 13 (27:16):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (27:21):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis d ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Let's say you're getting ready for work or whatever you're doing.
You take your shower, you get ready, you brush your teeth,
you do your hair, whatever. How do you decide what
you're wearing?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Have you thought about it? I mean, there is a
method we were talking about. It's on TikTok. It's called
the sandwich method. Have you heard of this? You choose
your shoes and your sh or your top at the
same time, and then whatever is in between the pants
or skirt whatever, that's like the middle of the sandwich,

(28:08):
the meat of your sandwich. So it's like your top
and your shoes and then whatever's in between.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
I don't know I did you that last night?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I must admit, well, okay, so what do you do?
What kind of sandwich method? Did you?

Speaker 7 (28:22):
I knew that we don't have any guests, so I
really didn't give you know two you know what's about
what I look like?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
You look great?

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Well so I had I took a black T shirt
because that goes with everything, And I said oh, I
have this this peach looking like a zippy, and then
I have these sneakers that match. I'll take them off.
They have the colors in them seats peach. Oh that
matches my little zippy, So that I did that lost?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, So what do you Okay, what's in the middle
of your sandwich? What are your pants? Jeans? Exactly? Because
they're neutral, they go with everything.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
That's that's that's how you chose to stay. What about
you scary? What made you decide wear that today? Well?
I do process of elimination. Do we have guests in
the studio.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
If the answer is yes, I go to my button
down section because I have to wear a button down
or at least a polo.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Okay, So if guests are coming in, you need buttons
on your on your your blouse.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
If not, there's no guests, and I don't impress anybody.
I go to the old ragged T shirt drawer and
I just throw on any old T shirt and then
I match the pants to go with the T shirt.
And by the way, my sneakers. Again, shoes get no consideration,
so I don't even real what the hell's going on.
That's all random.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
So here's the way. Hold on your shoes don't match anything.
You just don't care.

Speaker 11 (29:33):
I feel like the shoes, it doesn't count. So these
shoes don't have to match because nobody else they have
to match.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Of course they do. People judge people by their shirt. Yeah,
it's really the first thing people look at. Sometimes.

Speaker 11 (29:45):
Okay, then I'm in trouble because I just throw on
any old shoes whatever I feel like. Okay, I have
to stand, I wear sneakers if I if I sit,
I wear my uncomfortable shoes, like right.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Now of my city. Okay, what about what about you,
producer Sam? Because you you always look so great, you
dress up every day. How do you choose what you're wearing?

Speaker 15 (30:02):
Usually it starts with one piece, or it starts with
my hair.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
It's one of those two things.

Speaker 15 (30:07):
Yeah, if I'm wearing my hair, like if I want
to wear it slicked back, or if I want to
wear a little buns, or I want to wear it
big and curly, that affects the outfit because it changes
like the shape and the look of my face and
the vibe. So if it could start with the hair,
sometimes it starts with the shoes. But usually it's just
one thing. Today, I think I'm wearing the ass of
the bread, like I just didn't care about the.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Shoes of the bread. Yeah, so what you're saying is
you find one thing that you kind of like and
then you build around it exactly.

Speaker 15 (30:33):
Whatever it is one focus, and then everything else follows.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
And Nate, what made you choose this ensemble? It didn't smell.
That's kind of all right, you should be smell I
chose it because it didn't smell right. And Froggy, what
about you? What makes you choose what you wear?

Speaker 18 (30:51):
I don't have any idea something I haven't worn recently
because I don't know about you, but you have a
closet full of clothes and I end up wearing the
same I don't know, ten twelve things over and over again.
And so I try to pick something I have it
worn recently, but then I'm like, you know what, I
think I did just wear that?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Actually I don't know.

Speaker 18 (31:05):
Plus, I lay in my clothes all the night before
because we get up so early, I don't disturb anybody
in the house. Yeah, I put my clothes the night before.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
A lot of people do that, and I've never really
understood that. Because we went if I put something out
the night before, I wake up the next morning not
in the mood for it. I'm like, nah, I the
mood last night, but not now.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
I put out two options, like normally, if it's like
a I have to try a little harder option and
then I don't have to try so much option depending
on how you're feeling in the morning.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, well, okay, so I went in the morning, I
choose the black T shirt I'm going to wear, and
then I build around it. How do you choose which
black T shirt because you have so many? Well, it's
you know what I I There is a system I
do I have, Like I think I have close to

(31:50):
one hundred black T shirts.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Simon from American Idol does. Doesn't he have all the
black teachers?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I think he used to. I don't know if he
still does. I don't know, But no, there are somebody
If I I I know that if I'm going to
work out later, I usually work out in the same shirt,
So I'll wear a baggier black T shirt and then
I'll come home or if I'm done with my workout,
that goes in the hamper. I don't wear it anymore
unless I'm just in the mood to be a slob
all day and I you know whatever. Anyway, So think
about that as you're getting ready today. How do you

(32:17):
how do you choose? We all have a run system.
I guess yeah.

Speaker 13 (32:20):
I just like the shoes first. The shoes, really yeah,
I like to my shoes will make or break my day.
If I have a nice pair of shoes on that's uncomfortable,
I hate it. It makes me unhappy all day. So
I try to pick out a company pair of sneakers
that I really like and then working outfit around it
for them.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
There you go. See, we all have a system. A
couple of textures. I put six outfits out each Sunday.
Says this texture Every Sunday, the week is done. Wow,
another one says, I teach on Sundays, so I iron
and make five outfits according to the weather. It's like
people who choose what they're going to eat for the
week and they go to the store and buy a
week's worth of I can't do that. I'd rather waste

(33:01):
time and go to the story every day because I
just don't. I don't know. I can't pork chops Thursday.
I can't think I had that far. Anyway, we choose
carefully today and make yourself feel good about yourself. I
mean by what you decide to wear me. I wore
one of my favorite black shirts to make me feel
good today.

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Speaker 2 (35:41):
Uh scary as the thought, what's that? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (35:44):
Over the weekend we went to a wedding of some
friends of Valice and as it turns out, one of
the guys's a big wig corporate suit and out company
moonlights as a DJ and he crushed it. He was
the DJ for the night. Our friend Ray to Hana
and he was an MC and a DJ. So Mike,
question is what do you do that nobody knows about?

(36:04):
Are you moonlighting as something else? As someone else in
another job?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Only? Thanks I copy fans for extra cash, spending money,
I want to do a topic I don't know. Well, okay,
so scary, We'll go to your first, What do you
have on the side that we don't know about? I
don't have any side hustle.

Speaker 11 (36:21):
But you know that there's some teachers or nurses out
there doing other things, or maybe other you could be
you know, but whatever it is, maybe people don't know
about it. But you do two three four jobs. I mean,
it takes a lot to earn a living and you know,
make ends meet these days, you know that people are
doing things they're not talking about.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Okay, And we love a good side hustle, but I
like it even better if no one knows about it. Yeah, exactly.
I mean it doesn't mean it has to be a salicious,
you know, nasty thing. It could be just something you
just don't want to share with anyone. It's your thing, exactly.
You want it on your own, all right, Texas, now
fifty five one hundred, What are you doing on the
side that no one knows about? Okay? Just could get fun.
I want to hear from you now, Texas at fifty

(37:01):
to you, Well, let's go to line eighteen. It's our
friend Tesla. Hey, Tesla, how you doing?

Speaker 28 (37:07):
Hi? Am good?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
How are you doing well? So you're a teacher by day? Right?

Speaker 28 (37:13):
Yes, yes, yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Do you teach?

Speaker 28 (37:17):
I'm a high school English teacher?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay? And so what do you do on the side?

Speaker 28 (37:24):
So on the side, I write spicy romance novels.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
How cool is that?

Speaker 8 (37:30):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
So when you say spicy, we're talking like not safe
for work spicy.

Speaker 28 (37:35):
Oh yeah, like like three or four chili peppers spicy.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (37:39):
The Lord Loins used a lot.

Speaker 28 (37:43):
I can't avoid it.

Speaker 26 (37:44):
But maybe one I.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Don't know, Lloy's Is Lloy's a sexy word? What do
they of Lloyd's? I think of pork.

Speaker 13 (37:52):
I think it's just one of those words that's used
solely in spicy romance novels, never in real life.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Wow. This is excellent, though. I mean, you have to
have quite the vivid imagination. And I'm assuming I'm a
little bit of a sex drive as well. I don't know,
but but are they more on the Are they more
on the romance side or on the like get down
and get funky, get loose side.

Speaker 28 (38:15):
I try to do a little bit of both. I'm
a hopeless romantic, so I think you know, why choose?
I can't you have books?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
A friend of mine was reading one of those on
a plane ones and I said, what are you reading?
She said, look at this. I started reading and I
was like, I got embarrassed. I'm like, oh my god,
that sounds hot.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Sometimes it's good, but sometimes it's too much of It's
like every other page, I'm like, where's the storyline here?

Speaker 8 (38:35):
Guys?

Speaker 29 (38:36):
Yeah, there's got to be plot right.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Well, so does it pay well? I mean, is it
very lucrative for you?

Speaker 28 (38:44):
I mean I wish it was a little more lucrative.
But it's awesome. You know, every couple months, I get
to see how much I sold, and it can go
anywhere from a couple of thousand copies a couple of
hundred copies. It really depends on, you know, high the
quarter goes.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh that's so hot. All right? Now, do your family
and friends know that you do this or is it
just like a do you just keep it to yourself
kind of thing?

Speaker 28 (39:07):
Almost nobody knows. I told my mom, but she told
me she wished she didn't know.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
So okay, thanks mom.

Speaker 13 (39:17):
Yes, Well, do you have a pen name like another?

Speaker 28 (39:21):
So Tesla's Storm is my pen name.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Let me write this down hold on Tesla Storm.

Speaker 28 (39:28):
Yes Storm, because the books are electrifying.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, Nate, what's up.

Speaker 16 (39:36):
I found a passage from a book. It's pretty steamy.
Can you read it?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
He kissed a path.

Speaker 16 (39:41):
Along her jaw and then worked his way down her stomach,
pushing her tank top up. She lifted her shoulders and
pulled it off. Oh my goodness, his beer looked her,
raising goosebumps on her heated flesh as he trailed his
tongue around a nipple.

Speaker 7 (39:56):
Wow, titles, deny, denying the alpha.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
Yeah, billion dollar love, salt and blood.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
So does anyone do romance novels for like older people?

Speaker 28 (40:17):
They do, so they call them different names. But there's
such a thing as like a May December romance which
has to do with age gap.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
You know, here's the one right here, look at listen
to this passage. He slowly pushed her depends to the right.

Speaker 28 (40:34):
Dear God, maybe this is the demographic I need to
break in.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
She left his teeth on the dressing.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
See it takes imagination, all right, Tesla Storm, it's an
auto meeting. We love, we love your side hustle uh
and it will keep it to us just between us.

Speaker 28 (40:52):
All right, awesome, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Thank you. My nineteen is Kristin. Hello, Kristin, Hi Hi,
I saw your text come through. I love this. So
Kristen is a pre K teacher and her side job
she's an NCAA women's basketball official. How cool is that?
Who is question?

Speaker 30 (41:15):
I am?

Speaker 9 (41:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (41:17):
Oh why do you keep it a secret?

Speaker 28 (41:21):
It's not really a secret.

Speaker 14 (41:22):
Most people know that I do it, but it's my
side job.

Speaker 13 (41:25):
That's so. How and how long does it take to
get to that position?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It really depends on I guess the effort that you
put in to learn the rules and practice and like
work your.

Speaker 14 (41:39):
Way up pretty much.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Did you play basketball?

Speaker 31 (41:43):
I did?

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Okay? Wow. Now how is it when you make a
call and they everyone starts yelling at you and hating you?
I mean, does it get kind of kind of kind
of harry?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Sometimes it can. Yeah, that's I guess the life of
a referee in any sport. Unfortunately, people have their opinions
and don't always.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Agree with the rules or the calls.

Speaker 13 (42:08):
Oh do you forget death threats or on the flip side,
do people try to bribe you?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
No death threats, but people will joke like before the
game and try and you know, be friendly and say hey,
like you're you're on our side, right, but we pretty
much have to remain unbiased to anybody, right.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
All right, well, look, thanks for sharing with us. I mean,
is this something you want to do forever? Are you
loving it? Do you think even after you stop teaching,
you'll continue as a as a game official?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
If I'm physically able. Yeah, I've been doing it for
about fifteen years now, so it's something that I enjoy.
I love being around the sport and the people I
work with are great.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
I love it. All right, cool, listen, thanks for sharing
that with us. And wait till you hear the next call.
This is gonna be kind of crazy. Have a good one.
Thank thanks. Thanks. Hey Line seven tenas Tony, are you
ready for this?

Speaker 28 (43:02):
Hey Tony, Hi, guys, good morning.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Before we talk about what you do on the side,
how are you feeling today.

Speaker 14 (43:12):
I'm feeling wonderful and.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Very well maybe thanks to you. So Tony, tell everyone
what you do on the side.

Speaker 14 (43:21):
Well, my side hustle is I sign up for a
long term clinical trials?

Speaker 8 (43:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Okay? Can you give us an example of what that
what that could mean?

Speaker 32 (43:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (43:32):
And right now I am more than halfway through a
two year study on an RSZ vaccine. Okay, and I
can't really say what company, what pharmaceutical company it is for,
because I think that might be part of my contract.

(43:53):
But but it's pretty cool because once a month, while
I got an initial two hundred dollars signing bonus, once
a month I have a fifty dollars site in for
a call that lasts about thirty seconds for like a

(44:14):
check in, and then twice a year an in person
check in for one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Now, have you ever felt any side effects that you
have to report back and go, hey, yo, I'm growing
a penis out of my forehead. Maybe maybe you need
to come take a look.

Speaker 14 (44:33):
Yeah, well, if that would happen, then I would have
a different side hustle.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
But can I ask how many of these you've done?

Speaker 14 (44:45):
This is my second one, But this one was personal
for me because I signed up because two of my
three children had RSV when they were a little baby,
and I know people are both you're young and elderly
that have suffered from RSV, So I signed up for
times for personal reasons. But I did have a side

(45:08):
effect because right in the beginning, it's a double blind,
which means nobody knows what kind of shot you're getting
and literally the day after I got the shot, I
went to get up out of bed to go to
work and the room was spinning. I couldn't get off. Okay,
I couldn't up straight.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Wow, Okay, there you go. Well look, I guess you
know a little thank you is appropriate for what you're doing.
I mean, you could be saving lives, you know. I
think that's a cool thing.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Easy.

Speaker 14 (45:38):
I hope the vaccine gets approved, and I hope it
does help to save you know, some people's pain and
suffering in the future.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Excellent. Well, all right, cool Tony, thanks for listening, and
good luck with that new appendage growing out of your forehead.
I don't know, I like that. That could be a
different side hustle. I got one more Duncan on line sixteen.
A pre K teacher during this cool year. You have
you noticed a little pattern here? A lot of teachers
have side hustles because well, you know, either they just

(46:06):
love the extra work or they're severely underpaid. Just saying, Duncan,
how you doing?

Speaker 33 (46:13):
Hey, guys, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
We're doing? Okay? So a pre K teacher during the
school year, what do you do during the summer?

Speaker 33 (46:21):
I hit the road as a musician.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
Oh cool.

Speaker 33 (46:24):
Oh really, some of my friends several years ago, twenty fifteen,
twenty sixteen, we decided that we really liked play music
together and we just dove right into it and it
picked up. Things got pretty busy during the summer and
we hit a lot of festivals.

Speaker 20 (46:42):
We're not too.

Speaker 33 (46:43):
Big, you know, I mean, we're just but in West
Virginia where I'm from, We've gone all over the state.
And sometimes it's it's really funny because I'm a preg teacher,
so I worked with primarily four and five year olds,
and a couple of times I'll catch myself asking the
guys that they have to go to the polly before
we hit the stage. That's very good, that's so cool

(47:07):
the classroom, and then I'll go leave the classroom and
then I'll go talk to my thirty year old friends
like five year olds.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Well, I feel like we do that here in this
room every day. But so so, but you're on the road.
I mean, how many days are you out of your
own bed at home when you're on the road as a.

Speaker 33 (47:23):
Musician, right, So we have sometimes we'll have a couple
of weeks off, but whenever it gets busy. You know,
I'm I'm you know, I'm sleeping on a on a van.
H So there's like three nights out of the week,
and then I'm back home a couple of nights, and
then you know, we'll go back on the road again
of the week later and you know, I'll be in
a in a city, in an airbnb for a couple

(47:45):
of nights and wild.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 33 (47:47):
But it's completely different than what I do as my
day job.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Well, completely different. But I mean, so I guess you
get a taste of what it's like when our favorite
artists are on the road. I mean they don't go
home for months sometimes, yes, And I just this could
be weird. I get it. That's got to be a
rough life. Well, look, thanks for listening to it. What
kind of music do you guys play?

Speaker 33 (48:05):
Duncan So, it's it's strange, it's hard to put into
we're instrumental bands. We have no vocals.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Wow wow yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 33 (48:14):
So we focused primarily and only on the sound of
that we're making, you know, with that with our instruments,
which is completely different from the norm. But we do
a lot of uh you know, funky rock. Uh, it's
a whole bunch of different genres. But we like to
get your your booty moving, all right.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
We like it when our booty's moving, all right. Thank you, Duncan,
and thanks for sharing with us. And thanks for being
a teacher. We love our teachers, and uh thanks, thanks. Thanks.
We love it. We love it when the teachers are calling.
We love we love to support you. So if Duncan's
on the road coming to your town soon, you know,
make sure you put put some money in the in
the jar. Seriously, can you imagine going on tour. What
kind of life is that chaotic?

Speaker 13 (48:53):
I would assume.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I guess
you you know, if you have a wife or husband
or a boyfriend or girlfriend at home, that could be
awesome to get away from the kids. Yeah. Just mommy's
gonna be back in three months. Kids, here's some cereal
for dinner.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
I think a lot of people do do that. They're like,
Dad's in charge of the next three months. I'll see
you later.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.

Speaker 17 (49:22):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
All right, Garrett, what do you have today?

Speaker 34 (49:35):
Julysten wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Seawan.
Sojlyssa is currently attending summer school for she's in high school,
and she wants to play a phone tap on her dad.
So I'm going to start the call from the school saying, hey,
is your daughter coming to summer school anytime soon?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
There you go, a summer school phone tap. Summer school's
going on right now? This is appropriate thing. Hello, Hi, Yes,
is this Sean kid? Yeah, this is hey Shawn.

Speaker 34 (50:01):
My name is Mike Miranda. I'm the principal over at
that's your high school. Yeah, I was just wondering if
Melissa is going to be attending. The summer period is
not that long. It's only a couple of weeks, and
we have yet to see her.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
My daughter goes to school every day.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
She has been missing in action.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
So I don't know, let me see, let me should
getting out at work. I just got in.

Speaker 34 (50:27):
Sure, no problem, no problem, no problems.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You're here.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Oh my god, she's not. She's not here.

Speaker 27 (50:37):
She has to be in school.

Speaker 34 (50:38):
Well no, I just checked her classes. She's not there,
and we had people check make maybe she was in
the bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
But hold on you nie, all.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Right, I just hung up on him. We're gonna call
him back. And this one is all you got you, okay,
I got you?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Hello, Hello, Well you are Messa. And then in summer
school whether it's not in solar school, and yes, Christmas says,
you have ever been here this week? What do you
mean you're in selling school? Where are you at?

Speaker 31 (51:07):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
They just pulled me out of biology like and then
summer school that day?

Speaker 30 (51:12):
No day?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
What's the teacher's name is biology?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Miss Jackson?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Miss Jackson is your biology teacher, but your old old ones. Yeah,
let me bring your principal in on this phone call
for a second. Let me find out miss Jackson is
your biology because I'm just been sold by the principal.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
That she has been swat What are you talking to
my dad? Because I'm at school.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You are not in stage and listen, you're not in school.

Speaker 33 (51:35):
Jesus, No, I'm not going right there?

Speaker 35 (51:37):
No, non, who the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Then he justes the phone, put on the phone.

Speaker 21 (51:47):
To come my dad down.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
She I'm the way she has to help teacher on
the phone, you old dad wor nothing?

Speaker 14 (51:56):
There is your little as.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
I'm sitting hotted this getting where you're acting.

Speaker 25 (52:01):
Just like Debbie, And I told you see that in
one type small air girl gay exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
He's telling him, and you see it works smaller.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
You told me to start.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
You know what I want to work? You'll ask what
I see you.

Speaker 32 (52:13):
I was gonna go eventually, and later you're telling.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Me your ass is out shopping. I'm not boring for it.
To listen, I'm not going for it. I'm not gonna
have you people calling me. I work all night long.
They're not gonna get a call early in the morning.
But to ask, they've been doing a week.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Who I hope want to get you real far and.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Like to listen? What hold?

Speaker 26 (52:33):
You will?

Speaker 23 (52:33):
Just need to.

Speaker 21 (52:35):
Switch all without millions and a good time.

Speaker 32 (52:37):
Okay, Well he's starting to ring your We'll still shopping.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
I'm gonna put you with the nurse every school or something.
I'm tired of this man.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
You gotta calm down.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
And he sounds like you're about to breast the vein
in your head.

Speaker 34 (52:47):
What's the vein?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I bust the thing years ago when he started his
put junior high school.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
What the thing?

Speaker 25 (52:54):
You ask?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
When I see you exclusive daddy?

Speaker 22 (52:59):
Who else.

Speaker 34 (53:01):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tap? What you just got
phone tap by your daughter?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I know this is not Delissa. I know people call
you this point Elvis Duran.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
As phone tap.

Speaker 24 (53:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all of participations the.

Speaker 17 (53:20):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
If someone asks you out on a date, you're like, oh, yes, score,
I'm going out with him. Yeah, well, we're going to
on a Baci restaurant.

Speaker 8 (53:36):
I would be okay. I love hibachi.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
You no, I love hbachi. But if it's your first
date and you can't communicate.

Speaker 7 (53:43):
You know what, I think it's a good idea. You
know why, because you can see if he can hang
with other people that he doesn't know, and you see
how he acts in that situation.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I don't even know what sign you are. I will
take me to a restaurant. We're going to ask you
who you voted for.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
Oh no, don't ask me. Don't ask anybody that.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Another bad date Chinese buff don't do it. Don't do it.
Oh okay, other other bad date places, first.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
Dates, movies, I don't think movies is a good first date.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
You can't talk motels. Yeah, good h Hello Kim.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
Hello Elvis.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
How's it hanging.

Speaker 36 (54:19):
Hey, it's going good.

Speaker 21 (54:20):
It's going good.

Speaker 36 (54:21):
So I'm sitting here listening to you guys and wondering.
So whenever I go to Hibachi Grills and they start
throwing the shrimp, I am I think I purposely don't
catch it because I'm terrified I'm going to catch it
and it's going to go straight down my throat and
I'm going to choke.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
What you duck under the table? What do you do?

Speaker 36 (54:36):
I just I think I kind of like tilt my
head and let it like purposely hit me in the face.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
I would love to be there for that, Kim, it's
a date you and I were going to, Benny Hannah.

Speaker 28 (54:51):
Yes, I would love that.

Speaker 14 (54:53):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I'm gonna tell the ship throw it right at her, man,
get her good, Get that shrimp stick. It knows home
all right? Well, no, I guess you know. Look, I'm
the same way. You know, I was awful in Little
league as a kid. When I saw that ball comeing
towards my face, I just let it hit it. Yeah,
they were slapping balls on my face all the time.
They still do. But the thing is is, I know

(55:17):
I'm terrified I can't catch, especially with my mouth. Kim,
thank you for listening to.

Speaker 36 (55:23):
Us really quick. I also wanted to tell you so
my husband is in law enforcement, and so I just
wanted to thank you and everybody else on the show
for always showing your love and support for everybody in
law enforcement.

Speaker 26 (55:35):
I means so much.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Us without doubt. Yeah, seriously, we come in here and
talk about throwing shrimp in people's faces, they're also putting
their lives on the line. We're so this is so insignificant. Yeah,
that's it. Ill, it's not much.

Speaker 32 (55:47):
We listen to it.

Speaker 36 (55:48):
We listened to it separately and then get to talk
about talk about your show together.

Speaker 20 (55:52):
So we love it.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Please tell your husband we said hello and thank you
and thank you because you know what you're in it too.
You know you're the husbands and wives and partners and
families of people in law enforcement you are serving as well,
and so thank you so much.

Speaker 36 (56:05):
Yes, thank you, guys, have a good one, you.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
Too, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
And where's Lindsay? Oh my gosh, she's been on hold
all this time. Lindsay. Hi, Linda, I feel awful. Are
you crying because I kept you on hold for so long?

Speaker 32 (56:20):
No, I'm very excited to be on the air.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
We're going to switch gears.

Speaker 32 (56:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
So, Lindsey is what twenty six years old?

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
And you're moving back in with your parents?

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (56:34):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
First of all, I gotta say I'm jealous. I wish
my parents were still with us. Yeah, I'm ready to
move back now.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
My mom's been staying with me for like three or
four days, and I told her to move in.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
I said, could you just move in here?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Please? But Lindsay, every story is different. Let me hear yours.
Why are you moving back in with your parents at
twenty six years old?

Speaker 32 (56:52):
So I have a lot of student loans debt, and
if I'm move in with my parents, I can use
the money to students, cet pastor, so you.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Pay off your loans faster.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
It's a good idea to me. So sounds good.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Does anyone object to this? Does anyone think this is
Do any of your friends give you hell because you're
moving back in with your mom and dad?

Speaker 19 (57:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (57:12):
A lot of my friends tell me that my sex
life will go away.

Speaker 25 (57:15):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Oh no, Now I had lots of sex when my
in my parents house.

Speaker 8 (57:19):
Okay, let's not.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I mean it was even in their bed, but that's
when they were out of town.

Speaker 8 (57:23):
Oh, lindsay, don't do that. Don't do that.

Speaker 32 (57:27):
Probably won't do that.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
But lindsay, now, do you have the relationship with your
parents which will allow you to maybe spend some nights
away from the house and they'll be okay with that?

Speaker 32 (57:36):
Yeah, I could do that. They probably would have noticed.
To be honest, they go away pretty frequently, and.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
I mean you are twenty six.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
I would think at twenty six they'd be like, you know,
the rules are a little less crazy and strict.

Speaker 32 (57:46):
But there were all over the place that I can
go stay with them and they wouldn't even question it.

Speaker 37 (57:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Right now, speaking of rules, now, have you and your
parents discussed the rules that will still be in play
when you move back in?

Speaker 32 (57:59):
No, you have not.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Do you think that's going to come up?

Speaker 14 (58:02):
I hope not.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
No, at twenty six, you're gonna give your kid rules.
I mean, I no curvefew or anything.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Well, I don't know, but if anyone's living in your house,
I mean, there needs to be understanding like roommates at
college have rules and you know, like maybe she.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Can contribute to like the food and the fridge and like,
you know, help with the laundry and stuff like that.
I mean those kind of rules, or you know what's
expected of you while you're there, exactly, like you gotta
rub daddy's feet.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
No, no, I'm kidding. So you know, I was reading
an article the other day online about this very topic
about people around your age range who are moving back
in with their parents. It's not unusual at all, and
sometimes the parents actually love it. They love having their
kids close. Have you heard from your parents about whether
they're excited about you coming back or what?

Speaker 32 (58:53):
Yeah, my dad's been begging me to do it for
a few months.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense. You can save up
and they're gonna let you do it, you might as well.

Speaker 8 (59:01):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
A good point, you know, so don't feel like you're
doing something icky or unusual, first of all, and secondly, hey,
you're doing it, take advantage of it. And how long
do you think you'll be there?

Speaker 32 (59:14):
Probably a year or two?

Speaker 2 (59:16):
All right, okay, do it.

Speaker 8 (59:17):
Save up that money and just remember to help and contribute.
That's all I'm.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Scary, lived at home until he was twenty six years old. Yeah,
I did it backwards.

Speaker 11 (59:25):
I never moved out, And everybody at nineteen twenty twenty
one were like, why don't you get to your own place?
And I'm like, I'm saving, I'm saving, I'm saving. And yeah,
and finally twenty six I left the nest.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
He went out and bought that shiny BMW.

Speaker 32 (59:38):
And now it feels weird to move back.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
I know it's got to feel weird. I think you'll
get used to it. And you know what, it's not permanent.
So keep in mind, lindsay, if you get in there
and it's not working out, you can find a way
to move back out. You'll find a way. But you're
gonna be good. Don't don't worry about it.

Speaker 32 (59:53):
You there's made me feel so much better about this
to thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
You're going to be great. Really love it. Fine, stay
in touch if you need something, let us.

Speaker 32 (59:59):
Know, Okay, thank you, all right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah, I'm moving back in. If I could, I would, yep,
I would. I miss my mom, And I.

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
Tell you I wouldn't have moved out as early as
I did, but I did because of the hours we
kept and how far they had moved, because they moved
from the Bronx to upstate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Plus, you wanted to live in Sin with your boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
I didn't live with him at first. I wasn't living
in Sin with him when I moved.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Out with other men. You don't even remember their williams.
Oh my gosh, hello Chelsea, And that's okay, I'm envious.

Speaker 13 (01:00:27):
Good good morning, died Hi Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
So you moved in with your parents after you got
married and moved back with your parents? What was that like?

Speaker 30 (01:00:35):
So we actually got married last month and we sold
our house and we moved back in with my mom
last week.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
No, was it a financial thing or what was it?

Speaker 30 (01:00:45):
So we're looking for a new home, and the way
things lined up.

Speaker 31 (01:00:48):
We needed to sell our house first.

Speaker 30 (01:00:50):
Yep, and that home actually ended up falling through. So
now we're at my mom's. We don't have a new
home yet, so I'm not sure how long we're going
to be there. But she's awesome that everything is going Okay.
We just have two dogs and she has a dog,
so it's been kind of like a mini.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Zoo, all right, So it's like a little circus going on.
But The good news is you're all living together, but
you all know that you're going to be leaving eventually.

Speaker 30 (01:01:14):
Yeah, yes, yes, there's an end in sight. But you know,
we feel lucky to have that opportunity for sure. All right,
but I do think eventually I'm gonna be like, oh man,
I just want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Okay, but wait wait were there rules put into place
when you guys moved in?

Speaker 30 (01:01:33):
No, no, my mom's thought.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Them, right, Chelsea, Yeah, well get out of that house,
move run for your life. Thanks for listening to us.
Uh yeah, I want to hear about the rules when
you move back in.

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Can you imagine thou shout not blind sex in my bed?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah? There is that number one. Hi Dory, Hello, allow lady.
So you were forty five and you move back in
with your parents, and they gave you all sorts of rules,
Like what kind of rules did they give you?

Speaker 35 (01:01:59):
You cannot fall asleep while the TV's on. I was
threatened that if I did, because I got caught one time,
and if I did, they were.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Going to take the cable box.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Oh my god, you're forty five years old and you're
taking your TV privileges.

Speaker 21 (01:02:19):
Away from you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
I got busted on the doggie cam.

Speaker 35 (01:02:23):
Because they were on a cruise and this.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Thing goes and they woke me up with the doggie cam.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
No wait, now, why is it so bad that you
fall asleep with the TV on? What's the deal there?

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
It wastes electricity?

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Oh my god, so many people fall asleep at the
TV on a lot of people can't sleep without the
TV being on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Yeah, no, that's a no no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
But your mom and dad are from They're from that
generation where you know, waste not, want not, And I
get that, nothing wrong with that. But in the fact
that they're watching you on a doggye cam. Wait, does
it the doggy cam use electricity? Let's unplug that bitch.

Speaker 31 (01:03:00):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
All that doggie cam is using so dorry. How long
do you plan on staying at your parents place?

Speaker 35 (01:03:05):
Oh no, no, no, no, I'm going now that was just
for a short period.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
But I love the rules, the rules.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Oh wait, you cannot use yellow shampoo in the bathtub.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Why can't you use yellow shampoo in your parents' bathtub?

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
It might, it might stain it. I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:03:25):
I never really Wow, they got a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
I don't blame you. Run from my life I will
thank you for listening, Dorry, No problem. Some day we will.
Someone just sent a text when they moved in with
your parents, they had to get put back on the
chore chart.

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
Do you get a gold star? You do if you
do all your toys?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
And question, Danielle, when you move back in with your parents,
do they make you back up to the to the
wall and put a little pencil above your head to
see how your growth is doing? How tall you're You're
shorter than you were in high school? You're going down
when it's time to move out?

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Another week and here we go into the day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Cal Vista ran in the Morning Show. In the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Show, scariest question today for pet owners? What is that?

Speaker 38 (01:04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:04:19):
I don't own a pet, so you guys all do.
And I've always wondered do pets know what you're doing
when you're having sex because they stand there and then
they stare and or do you remove them from the
bed if they jump on the bed? Do they want
to get involved? I've seen all kinds of behaviors with pets.
Do they know what's going on? First of all, do

(01:04:40):
you allow them to stay on the mall?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Okay, you know what's interesting you to bring that up,
because I know pretty much for a fact, they don't
know what you're doing, but they see you doing something
and it's a physical thing. At the same time, I
can't have a dog or a cat watching me do it. No,
it's like, what are you doing? Go away and put
them the room, close the.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
Door, yep.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
If the cats are on the bed, I'm like, oh no, no, no, no,
they're like look like they're like in a trance. They'll
just sit there and they'll stare at you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
They do know what's up.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
I think they know something.

Speaker 13 (01:05:11):
I kind of think they do sometimes too, or at
least they know that there's something abnormal happening. Because my
dog used to get really upset at my boyfriend. I
think he thought he was like hurting me and you
to cry and like nip at him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Like yeah, I don't think they understand the concept of sex,
but they do understand. Then they understand the concept of
two people like wrestling around and someone's hurting someone.

Speaker 18 (01:05:33):
I don't know what you mean. You don't know, frog, Well,
so I have two dogs. So one dog leaves the
room like he doesn't want to, he does not want
to be in there. If it starts and he's in there.
He's like, oh, you're here, and leave. The other dog, Rex,
the little black Hawker Spaniel. He sits on the side
of the bed and the more the moment heats up,
he starts panting. It's like he's involved. I'm like, you
gotta go, you gotta get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
You gotta go. I'll yell at him, get out, get out, leave,
get out. Least it's like, don't yell at him. It's
weird screaming that in the middle of sex is just
a downer, Get out, get up, bad dog? Where were
we don't get?

Speaker 38 (01:06:09):
Right to go?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
With the dog panting on the side, No, I don't know.
You know, they see something happening and no one seems
to be getting hurt or anything. What are you doing
to my mom? Up there? Let's watch the show? So
so an answer to your question, scary, you know, I don't.
I don't know. I don't. I don't think a lot
of us like pets watching.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
Well, and why did you ask? Because you don't have
a pet, right, Well, no, I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
See, and you don't have sex.

Speaker 11 (01:06:36):
Well that's I'm just I'm fascinated by this because for
pet owners, because you guys. You guys all have pets.
If I'm looking at the screen here on the zoom room,
you all have dogs and cats, And I'm like, how
is that? Because I started thinking about you guys having
sex one day and then I started thinking, whoa, I
love you guys. I always thinking about you guys having sex, but.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
I was wondering about stopping scary, stopping right now out
of your head questions, Oh my god, we're gonna have
you kidnapped and deprogrammed. We all picture coworkers doing it. No,
we don't, We don't know. We don't.

Speaker 18 (01:07:09):
I've never pictured Danielle or Gandhi or Elvis or something.
Never scary, You've actually pictured what each one of us
look like having sex.

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
Yes, And that's where the dog and cat came. I'm like,
oh loo, god, you all have pets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
So there's that added layer of the petal. This is
turning into a whole different conversation.

Speaker 13 (01:07:25):
Yes, Gandhi, Well, I have a lot of follow ups
questions for scary. I don't know if we should get
into it, but scary if you're talking about my current pet,
my chameleon, couldn't give a crap what goes on in
the house. He just wants his crickets. And then that's it.

Speaker 11 (01:07:35):
I'm not talking about the chameleon or the bearded dragon
for Danielle. I'm talking about your thoughts.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
My thoughts are that this is just creepy, creepster.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
That's my thoughts are.

Speaker 13 (01:07:46):
The most scary.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
I'm not gonna say no, no, no, no no. I want
to know who. I want to know who. Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Yeah, I knew that was the I'm.

Speaker 11 (01:08:00):
Sorry only because she's very colorful and she's illustrated, and
I see, you know, illustrated. She she she paints the
picture a lot. You know, she's the most forthright about it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Off the air, all right. He calls to go to
here and you sit over there, sit over there and
stop thinking about us. Sorry, think about your grandmother. Amanda
line seven, Hey Amanda, guys, what's your dog? Well, good morning.
What's your dog's name?

Speaker 39 (01:08:27):
Tobin?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Tobin? So Tobin has to be there when you're having sex.

Speaker 39 (01:08:32):
Yeah, he just he's very attached to me. So anytime,
like we're in the room and he's there, like you
can't be anywhere else. He has to be somewhere in
the room or on the bed and We always try
to kick him off, and he just has to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
He look, he knows that you're doing something and he
wants to like you. Now when you say he's attached
to you, not during sex, he's physically attached to you.

Speaker 39 (01:08:57):
No, he's just he's just we're just very close and
he's like he just attached. So usually we kick him
off and then I'll go hide under the bed because
you know he can't be there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
So, yeah, I got you, So you'd rather him just
kind of, Tobin, please just give it, Just give us
a few minutes, would you please?

Speaker 39 (01:09:12):
Exactly when he's looking at us, it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Is I don't know why, but it is all right, Amanda.
You tell him, you know why, because we love them
and we do humanize them, and that's the that's the
problem were thinking about as people. And so there there's
a person watching you. All right, Amanda. You told Tobin
we said hi, and there you have a good day, Okay, goodbye?
Jeff on line three, Uh, we're doing well. What's your dog?

(01:09:37):
We're doing well? What's your dog's name?

Speaker 20 (01:09:39):
The dog's name Ordy?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Or do you why hey aorady? So what did already
do while you were having sex with your wife.

Speaker 20 (01:09:47):
So in the middle of having sex, the dog has
horrible anxiety and took a big old dump in the
middle of the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
And we had no idea.

Speaker 36 (01:09:55):
So of course we didn't know until later.

Speaker 20 (01:09:56):
Because of the sense and the smell completely ruined the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's a smell. You don't want to smell
during sex.

Speaker 40 (01:10:05):
No, so we would so after that point we had
to we had to put the dog in the cage.

Speaker 36 (01:10:09):
So yeah, our moments would not be ruined.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I will tell you this. Someone sent us a text, Jeff.
They said, well, he said, while he was having sex
with his wife, the dog licked his no goal hole.

Speaker 26 (01:10:24):
If that happens, that's not good.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
We didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
All of a sudden, You're like, is someone else in
the what does come on? Sparky, sparky, No, stop it.
That happens all right?

Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
Well, wa, what do you mean that happens? Why are
you saying?

Speaker 18 (01:10:41):
I'm saying because you let the dog on the bed. No,
you let the dog on the bed and they're going
to start like a rooting around. You got to get
him out of there. Have a good Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Until already we said, hie, how do we need to
go to Jackie here or did I just tell Jackie's story?
I don't know, Jackie Nate.

Speaker 25 (01:11:01):
I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
What do you do? What are you doing? Okay? Hi Jackie,
what's going on?

Speaker 29 (01:11:08):
Hi?

Speaker 37 (01:11:09):
Good morning guys. You helped me out every day on
my way to school.

Speaker 39 (01:11:12):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Well, something tells me you're about to help us out
with whatever.

Speaker 39 (01:11:16):
Story you're about to help you out.

Speaker 37 (01:11:17):
I have to tell you what my first my husband,
I've been together like almost thirty years. But when we
when we first got married, I had a house rabbit, okay,
and what he does is he would just run around
the house like he didn't have a cage, so he
was litter trained, right, so he would go into his
litter pant when he had to go.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Right.

Speaker 31 (01:11:34):
So we were first.

Speaker 37 (01:11:35):
Married, and you know, snowy who's running around the house
and we're you know, where are we getting on? And
next thing, you know, my husband's like, you know, a
whole bunch of curse words and he jumps out, you know,
and I'm.

Speaker 21 (01:11:47):
Like, what the hell is wrong with you?

Speaker 37 (01:11:48):
And he's like, yeah, well, you know, your rabbit just
bit my ass and I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 14 (01:11:54):
You know, he.

Speaker 40 (01:11:57):
Actually he started, he started to bleed.

Speaker 36 (01:11:59):
It was terrible.

Speaker 37 (01:12:01):
No, I'm not kidding. Rabbits have like razor sharp teeth.

Speaker 31 (01:12:04):
So I guess I don't know.

Speaker 37 (01:12:06):
Well, I guess he thought that something, you know, was
not kosher with what was going on to Oh my god,
he totally jumped on the bed and bit his ass,
and my husband jumped like three feet in the air.
Ever since then, okay, ever since then, for the last
thirty years, no matter what, no matter what animal it is,
no one's allowed in the bedroom. Everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
What I find most interesting is you have a Jewish
kosher rabbit. Kosher, I don't know.

Speaker 37 (01:12:36):
But the best part though, is, like, you know, my
kids are really good because now they know that if
all the animals are kicked out of the bedroom, don't come,
don't come knocking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Yeah, all right, what's the name of your rabbit?

Speaker 37 (01:12:50):
Oh he was snowy.

Speaker 32 (01:12:51):
He's passed on.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
But yeah, I know, I can't imagine, Like, where'd you
get that scratch? Oh, Snowy bit my ass when I
was having sex and drew blood. It wasn't kosher, all right? Thanks? Yes,
the attack, the sex attack rabbit. Thank you, Jackie. You
have a beautiful day, and thanks for sharing your story
of hope.

Speaker 37 (01:13:11):
Yeah, my husband's probably totally mortified right now, but I
don't even care.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Oh, thank god. All right, I have a great day.
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
This He is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
All right, I'm going to bring up a delicate topic.
Are you that friend? Hear me out? We were at
this party last night, a big, huge, wonderful party with
lots of people we've known for years and years. I
mean five hundred people there and we're friends with four
hundred and eighty five of them. The other fifteen who cares.

(01:13:53):
But there was this one person there. Not going to
say who she is, known her for years. She's the
most irritating person in the world. You know, she doesn't
have a mean bone in her body, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, but everything she does just irritates you.
Oh it's awesome, it's not awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
That's the person I want to hang out with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
I don't want to get into specifics or details, but
just everything she says, everything she does, you're like, oh God,
I wish I wasn't anywhere near you right now. But
you love her. She has good intention sounds love like love.
But I want to look at her in the eye
and say, hey, do you know that you are that person?

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
And I'll never do that because be so rude doesn't.

Speaker 13 (01:14:36):
Know that, because if you knew and you keep doing it,
then you're just evil.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
I mean the good thing of this is Gandhi and
I were not there last night, so we know you're
not talking about us, right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Otherwise you could be a runner up. I guess if
you're that person, you don't know you're that person.

Speaker 13 (01:14:54):
I have a friend who was giving someone a ride
home one time, and they thought they had arrived at
the destination, pulled up. The woman got out of her
car and it was a grocery store. She said, can
you just wait while I go grocery shopping. I know
you've given me a rte home, but I got to
go to the grocery store when grocery shopping came out,
then went to the liquor store next door, then got
in like, okay, you could take.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Me home now what but not realizing she's being just irritating.

Speaker 13 (01:15:17):
How do you not realize?

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
I do you not ask?

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
Could you mind if I go grocery shopping?

Speaker 16 (01:15:23):
Are you that person who straight enate what I am
not that person. I am far from that person.

Speaker 8 (01:15:32):
We know you, excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
You of anything. I was going to ask you if
you knew anyone who was that kind of person. No,
I actually maybe I am that person. If I can't
figure out that person, Okay, I will tell you. There
are things you do that are sort of that person issue.
Like you you'll walk in and you'll look, you'll look,
you know, you'll look at my my uh hoodie I'm wearing.

Speaker 16 (01:15:53):
Go oh, you're wearing that today? Okay, I do that occasionally.
I didn't think it was offensive, be helpful, like that
one time you're wearing that shirt that just did.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Not go with your pants. See okay, what he just
said and how he said it was that was that
like rude?

Speaker 16 (01:16:10):
Or you are that person? Or that time you're tie
then that was too big. I'm like, are you wearing that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
You are that person? You're you're in a.

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
Hole California and like you're a New Yorker, Like if
you're gonna insult somebody, it's like in your face and
like just done the way he does it with that
California thing.

Speaker 10 (01:16:30):
It's it's yeah you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 13 (01:16:33):
Like too much sugar, but you're getting a cavity.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Sorry, So I guess it's safe to say, as I
said before, if you are that person, you just don't
know you're that person. You're oblivious the same thing that
makes you oblivious to the rude things you say. You
don't know you're saying rude things or doing rude things.

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
You do them on purpose, but most people hopefully don't
do them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Do you know that person?

Speaker 8 (01:16:52):
Yes, of course I know that person.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Do you know any others?

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
I have two people on thinking of right, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Give me you're afraid to give an example?

Speaker 8 (01:17:01):
Yes, exactly. I can't this.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
This person always says negative things constantly but doesn't realize
they're saying them. And then later on I'm like, well
that made me feel bad, and they're like, oh I
didn't mean.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
It like that. Oh what does you mean it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Like no, what's that?

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
If you know a person who's that person, you got
to tell that person because that person would then actually
make an effort to stop being.

Speaker 13 (01:17:27):
I get torn.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:17:29):
One of my very best friends. I love her to
death every time she comes to see me, So I'll
give her a love for coming to see me. She
brings nothing with her, so that we spend the entire
weekend of her being like, do you have moisturizer? Do
you have conditioner? Do you have pants I can wear?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Do you have this?

Speaker 13 (01:17:42):
I'm like, oh my god, did you bring anything?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
That person there is someone else we know and we love,
but every time you go out with her for dinner,
she never offers to pay a penny. Oh she's that person, Froggy.
You know any people that are that person?

Speaker 18 (01:17:59):
I have people who, like Donnie said, they come to
your house and they never bring anything, so they always
expect you to have it. Or let's say, oh I
thought I left it here last time, I would just
use it again, like none, no, no.

Speaker 13 (01:18:09):
I also don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Oh my god, all the text messages coming in. Everyone
has that kind of person in their line. Yes, but
you know what, you can't say anything to them. No, no, no,
that you just can't. It is because typically that person
who is just irritating is as hell. They're nice.

Speaker 13 (01:18:25):
Yeah, they're not trying to, which.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Makes it worse because if they're nice, you don't want
to like point it out, you don't want to hurt
their feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
I sometimes overly nice is irritating as hell too. You
have to have a little bitchy in you.

Speaker 13 (01:18:36):
I hate overly nice. It's terrible when people are overly nice.
I'm like, there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 18 (01:18:41):
Way for me, what do you do if it's one
of one of these people is one of your parents?

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
What are you saying, Froggy, I'm just saying that.

Speaker 18 (01:18:52):
I'm not saying it's me. I'm saying that, what if
one of these people is one of your parents, then
what do you do anything?

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
There's nothing you can do your parents.

Speaker 8 (01:19:00):
Does your mom always forget her stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
It's it's not my mom?

Speaker 25 (01:19:05):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Hello? Is this T shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Yesterday?

Speaker 22 (01:19:09):
Hi?

Speaker 26 (01:19:09):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
I'm okay, I'm okay. So are you that person who
lets the irritating friend take advantage of her?

Speaker 21 (01:19:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (01:19:19):
Like all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Really, you don't say no? So so give us give
us an example.

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
Okay.

Speaker 40 (01:19:25):
So I had a friend who flew to I think
it was Tennessee, and she had to come back early
after her trip, and so instead of flying into Philadelphia
where she left her car, she flew back into Newark.
But then I got to go pick up her car
from PHILLYO three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
So you had to pick someone up at three in
the morning at the airport her car.

Speaker 40 (01:19:44):
I mean, like, you know, she flew with different airports,
so her car was stuck at the other airports.

Speaker 21 (01:19:48):
I had to go get her car.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
And you said, yes, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
So okay, okay. The positive here's your hold on, hold on,
pull yourself together. The positive here is you're a good friend. Yeah,
all right, so you've done nothing wrong, but the fact
that your friend asked you to do that, she's irritating.

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
Yes, you know, wait, I can top that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
We had a friend years ago where we said, hey,
fly in anytime. She calls and says, hey, where I'm
coming in? On Christmas Day, I'm gonna ki you what
I had.

Speaker 8 (01:20:22):
We had to leave our.

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
Family on Christmas Day, not only leave our family, but
in a snowstorm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Now goodbye pick up and.

Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
Then diverted her plane to a different airport, so we
needed to go and pick her up at a different airport.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
I was Christmas Day.

Speaker 38 (01:20:37):
I know, Look, you love them.

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
Right, We've picked her up.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
You know what, because we love her. Yeah, I know
you love because you love her. But sometimes you gotta
love yourself a little more.

Speaker 16 (01:20:46):
Yes, I'm like, no.

Speaker 21 (01:20:48):
No, I love myself because it's who I am.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
I know you're a good vertation. I come pick me
up for the airport at three am. I gotta go.

Speaker 31 (01:20:56):
God which airport?

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Stop? Stop? Pull yourself together, like I said, thank you, Tisha.
Uh here's Jacqueline. How are you doing, Jacqueline?

Speaker 23 (01:21:06):
I'm good.

Speaker 31 (01:21:06):
How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
I'm doing okay. So I know you don't want to
admit it. But your mom is that irritating friend. I mean,
how irritating is she? What has she done?

Speaker 30 (01:21:15):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:21:15):
What has she done? Well?

Speaker 31 (01:21:17):
I have two beautiful children, and when I was finished
having kids, she specifically asked me, so are.

Speaker 30 (01:21:22):
You done on a kid now?

Speaker 31 (01:21:24):
I said, yeah, I'm done, and she goes, well, and
I think it's time for you to start working out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Go away. The people who say and do the most
irritating things. But like I said before, if they don't
know they're doing it, God bless it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
It's it's just like bad bedside manner.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah, all right, Jaqueline, good luck with your mom. Sorry
about that.

Speaker 14 (01:21:47):
Thanks God.

Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
You remember Mom? I love you Mom to death. You
know that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
But do you remember when back in the day I
couldn't afford, like really anything. When I first started working here,
and so we were doing one of our big concerts
and I picked something out of my closet and I
wore it on the stage, and my mom happened to
be at the concert, and she says to me, after, Hey,
next time, I'll give you money so you could get
something better.

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Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Remember the topic train, that great bit that we've done
for years. It was my idea. Anyway, I think we
should all come up with a topic train. Topic but
don't tell us, don't tell each other what they are.
We'll all learn each other's topic as we start topic track.
I like this, that's fine, all right, it's dangerous, right,

(01:23:03):
I have a topic. I'm ready. I'm kind of excited.
You guys. Okay, you have a topic again? All right?
All right? Yeah, so, uh got to your topics? Ready
to go?

Speaker 13 (01:23:13):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Are you ready? Okay, it's now time for the topic train.
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
It's the topic train.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
It's the topic to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Yeah, why talk about one topic? We can talk about
our whole train of topics, the topic train. I remember
years ago when I came up with this idea. Others
have tried to steal it and take it down the
hall to their radio station.

Speaker 8 (01:23:42):
They've changed the name, and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
It fails miserably. Anyway, welcome to the topic train. The
good thing about this topic is we don't even know
what our list of topics is yet. We're going to
surprise each other at our topics other topics. We'll start
with you, by the way, with each topic. If it
hits a nerve, we want you to call and participate
on the topic train. Uh gandhi, what is your topic?

Speaker 37 (01:24:02):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:24:02):
Recently a couple of my friends have had celebrities try
to slide into their dms and get a little fresh
with them. So I want to know from you which
celebrities have hit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
On you and how which celebrities have slid into your
dms to try to hit on you.

Speaker 13 (01:24:17):
Yeah, or just hit on you out in the streets.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
How did it happen when I got stories.

Speaker 13 (01:24:20):
Of that one?

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Really? Okay, So, no matter how they do it, celebrities
hit on you. We want to hear your story. Wish
I had an answer for that?

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
Uh uh?

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Straight innate? What is your top?

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
So it's title stuck in the sink? Stuck in the sink.

Speaker 16 (01:24:33):
If you ever go to pornhub, there's an entire category
of people being stuck in some sort of household appliance
and then having sex washing machines, sinks, refrigerators, et cetera.
So my question is, have you ever been stuck in
a household appliance and had sex?

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:24:48):
Wow, that's a stretch.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Okay, why it seems to happen a lot on porno?
All right? Have you ever been stuck in a household
appliance and then you had sex?

Speaker 20 (01:24:58):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:24:59):
Okay, does it count if you got your dinger stuck
in the vacuum cleaning something weird?

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Will call yeah? If your body part was stuck in
an appliance and you had sex with it, yeah, all right,
call us. Now, a diamond has one yes, Diamond, what's
your topic?

Speaker 12 (01:25:15):
So one of my friends passed out on a date
with a guy, and I want to know what is
the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you on
a date?

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Oh no, okay, that's good. Yeah, yeah, god, okay, the
most embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date? Scary?
Do you have one? I do?

Speaker 11 (01:25:31):
In recent times, I've been getting drunk with my parents
when we've been hanging out, and we never did that
when we were younger. So I'd like to know when
tell us about the time you got drunk with your
family and what was revealed?

Speaker 8 (01:25:44):
Okay, oh, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Right, right, the things you learned about your family because
they were drunk, Yes, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
So mine is called what's your dumb ass mommy move?
Because my sister told my nephew that the doll in
my mom's living room would come alive at night. Guess
who didn't sleep that night, my mom, my.

Speaker 8 (01:26:02):
Sister or the kid. Okay, and that was a dumb
ass move. Okay, what's your dumb ass momy moves?

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Exactly? What's your dumb ass mommy move? Or maybe what
was your mom's dumbass mommy move when you were a kid. Oh,
very nice. It was open it up to all dumbass
mommy moves. All right, mine is what's the weirdest thing
in your junk drawer?

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
I was cleaning out my junk drawer actually looking for
a pen last night. I came across some weird stuff.
I came across a lot of like a lot a
lot of pre rolled joints, half smoke joints. Wow, the
stuff in your junk drawer. I found a garage door
opener to a garage I haven't had in fifteen years.
Mm hmm. I found all sorts of stuff in there.

(01:26:41):
I found an old cassette tape of me doing the
five o'clock whistle on Z one Hunt.

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
There's usually keys to things. You don't know what these.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Things are for, and this is an unusual though. What
unusual thing do you have in your junk drawer that
you found? You're like, what, all right, let's read it
off the whole list? What is the list of topics?
All right?

Speaker 16 (01:26:58):
So, which celeb has hit on you? Maybe slid into
your dms? Have you ever been stuck in a household
appliance and had sex?

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (01:27:06):
Most embarrassing thing that's happened to you on a date?
What's your dumb ass mommy move? And uh, what's the
weirdest thing in your junk drawer?

Speaker 27 (01:27:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
What was yours? Scary? Scary?

Speaker 11 (01:27:17):
It was tell us about the drunk stories that came
out with your pain exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
You got the parents? What did you learn? All right? Josh?

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
Hi, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
We're doing okay?

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
And know which of our topics are you calling in about?

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
So I'm calling about a celebrity that hit on me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
There you go is that's Gandhi's all right? Go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
So scrolling around the Upper East Side, very tall, visibly
gay man, and I'll just leave it at that. I
stumble upon Ramona from the Real Housewives of New York City,
and uh, you know, she looks crazy on TV, but
when you see her in person, it sort of locks
in the locks in the mindset, huh and looks me

(01:27:58):
up and down and gives me a wink. And I'm thinking, honey,
you're so out of your league with this one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Oh my god. So Ramona from the Housewives of New
York looks you up and down and try to seduce
you with her crazy eyes. She did wow wow, And
he thought, I know, you know what, in New York City,
all is possible. But I bet you're way too much
guy for her to handle. He giggles for him.

Speaker 6 (01:28:27):
To That was the real situation there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Usually in Manhattan, as you know, Josh, celebrities just stick
with themselves. They don't. They don't give you a look.
But when they do, you know they're up to something,
something raunchy. All right, So Ramona from Real Housewives of
New York, that's a good one, Josh, thank you for sharing.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
Have a good day you too.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Here you go. All right, Hey, Kimy, which of the
topics are you going to talk about today? It was, oh, yeah,
the weird stuff you found out while getting drunk with
your family. What happened, Kim?

Speaker 21 (01:29:02):
Yes, So I was out one night with my parents.

Speaker 29 (01:29:05):
We were drinking. I was about twenty two, and my
mom and dad were arguing about how I got named,
and my dad kind of let it loose that he
had an affair with an Asian girl. And that's why
my name was Kim Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Because we hit an affair with an Asian girl whose
name was Kim now and how did your mother respond
to this?

Speaker 29 (01:29:25):
She just kept drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Well, that is the answer to all problems, all right there, Kim. Now,
how does it make you feel knowing you were named
after someone.

Speaker 27 (01:29:36):
Your dad had an affair with whatever, Right, you know, like, hey,
everyone's got to have something.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Yeah, I got everyone? Yeah, and you do. Thank you, Kim,
our very first call on the top of train. That
was awesome. I'll just keep going. Let's go talk to Megan. Hey, Megan,
which topic are you calling about?

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Hi?

Speaker 38 (01:29:55):
I am calling about Dondee's topic about celebrity siding and DM.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Which celebrity he slid into your DMS? And what was
that all about?

Speaker 38 (01:30:03):
David Blaine slid into my DMS a few years ago,
the magician.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yeah, absolutely, my neighbor.

Speaker 38 (01:30:09):
So I tweeted something about one of his specials and
then I just get a DM from him saying, hey,
where are you from? And I was freaking out, kind
of weirded out, but also like shocked, like celib shocked.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Did you answer him? Did you have a conversation with
David Blaine?

Speaker 21 (01:30:26):
I did?

Speaker 38 (01:30:26):
It actually lasted a few weeks.

Speaker 25 (01:30:28):
We facetimed one ooh nice, so well and then he
magically disappeared work.

Speaker 38 (01:30:36):
Well, like I kind of ghosted him because I was
kind of creeped out. I thought he could read my mind.

Speaker 14 (01:30:41):
So I was in a little crease ouse.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
You know what, David Blaine probably can't read your mind,
but he has that era about him that makes you think, well,
if anyone could read my mind, David.

Speaker 38 (01:30:52):
Blaine exactly everything I would do. I was like, does
he know what I'm doing right now? Even though he's
five states away? Like I just felt freak out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Right there you go? All right, well, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:31:02):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
She ghested David Blaine because well, he was reading her mind.
When you say it out loud, it's like, whoa. All right, Megan,
thank you very much. You have a good weekend. Thank
you for listening to us. Let's go to.

Speaker 8 (01:31:16):
Or Hello Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Which of our topics are you calling about?

Speaker 22 (01:31:21):
What happened on a date?

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Yeah? The weirdest thing that happened on a date? That
is the diamonds topic. Go ahead.

Speaker 22 (01:31:28):
Yes, I went on a blind date with a really
nice guy, and I came home to my ex serenading
me in my front lawn in my building in the rain.

Speaker 38 (01:31:39):
Was so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
So your date got to watch your ex singing to
you in the rain. So I guess you never went
on another date with that guy.

Speaker 32 (01:31:49):
Actually I did that.

Speaker 22 (01:31:51):
He was so teak in a bag that somebody would
go through that much trouble And.

Speaker 38 (01:31:56):
We were together for two and a half years.

Speaker 22 (01:31:59):
Oh wow, okay, because my accente up when nion kids, Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:32:07):
My god, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Look it all worked out though, So okay, what happened
two and a half years dating the guy you were
on a date with, and then now you're doing what.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Now?

Speaker 22 (01:32:19):
I'm married to a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
There you go. Wow, particularly, oh my god. All the
chapters in your book are pretty juicy.

Speaker 8 (01:32:26):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Thanks for listening. Said what you think a little simple
thing happens on a date? No, it wasn't simple at all. Wow,
we're finding out all sorts of stuff. Let's go to Erin.
Hello Aaron, Hello, Hello, how are you guys? We're doing
very well?

Speaker 21 (01:32:41):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Which of the topics you're calling about?

Speaker 30 (01:32:44):
Scary things you found out when you were drunk with
your family?

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Yeah? I think we all discovered some things about our
families we wish we hadn't. But what happened to you.

Speaker 30 (01:32:51):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you if this one counts,
but I found out my sister had sex with my
stepbrother in the room next to my mom and her husband,
and it was very very loud and aggressive and nobody
knows that. We all know.

Speaker 32 (01:33:04):
We don't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
The loud, aggressive stepbrother sex next to mom and dad's rip.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Yeah, what happened to that? Was that the end of
that story?

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
Uh?

Speaker 30 (01:33:14):
Well, I mean no, my sister had sex with him,
and then my sister doesn't know that we know, he
doesn't know that we know, and like we don't know
what to do about it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
But it took a family getting drunk for it all
to surface, right it did.

Speaker 30 (01:33:26):
Yeah, you, My mom confided in me and it was over.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
And then had she been sober? Had she admitted to
this to you? Probably not? No, no, exactly not. Alcohol
is the devil's nectar.

Speaker 10 (01:33:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Excellent, thank you Eron, But good luck for your family.
We had a wild one come through on the text messages.
I'm going to try to find it. Hold on, hello, Amy, Hi,
there you go. So a celebrity, a celebrity or a
semi quasi celebrity slipped into your DMS. Who was that?

Speaker 9 (01:33:55):
Yeah, I'm going with a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Scary, oh scary? Okay? Hello, hold on, I can't hear. Okay, okay,
let's go ahead and let's open this up. Uh, go ahead, Amy,
What happened in the DMS? What was he trying to accomplish?

Speaker 9 (01:34:10):
It had to be the late nineties. There was a
meat market, remember when you did those.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Yeah, absolutely, we were wrapped out.

Speaker 9 (01:34:18):
I got to talk into him and then we exchanged
in for on our AOL instant messenger and we walk
him a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
There you go. Was he Was he a gentleman or
did he get a little little freaky dikey? No?

Speaker 9 (01:34:32):
Absolutely, a gentleman. Absolutely, and it came nothing ever came
of it. We just uh DM do on AOL.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
AOL so much love, sproudhood from AOL. My favorite part
of the college. You were on AOL messenger? All right, Amy,
thank you. It's nice to know are scary is a gentleman?
Thank you for listening to us. Hello Paula. Hello, oh oh,
someone finally chose my topic. Where what's the weirdest thing

(01:35:00):
you have in your junk drawer?

Speaker 29 (01:35:02):
Okay, I have this little coffin box, which captain's faulting
in it on it and I keep all my kids inside.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Oh so it's a dead toothbox. That's not so crazy.
I mean it's a way to remember my kids.

Speaker 32 (01:35:21):
My kids even know that the tooth chairy leaves the
tooth so mommy can have it for her toothbox.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Oh there you go. I know, at least you are.
You're not collecting like people's bones and things. There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
It's gonna make a set of dentures one day.

Speaker 11 (01:35:41):
Day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Those a nice teeth. You go, well, those are my kids. Okay,
all right, thank you very much. Not bad, not awful.
Now let's see hello Rona, Hi, Hi, which topic you're
calling about? On the topic train?

Speaker 30 (01:35:57):
So worsting on a date?

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Oh yeah, what happened?

Speaker 23 (01:36:01):
So I had one too many glasses of wine and
I threw up on my date in the restaurant, right
in the seat. And it was the winter time, so
you had to take all his clothes off and walk
outs that I with just long johns and a T shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Oh my, now did you ever date him again?

Speaker 23 (01:36:21):
I'm married to him.

Speaker 21 (01:36:23):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
The couple that vomits on each other stays together worked
is that the rule. See, that's not bad that I
would take you. We all have vomit on date stories,
Gondhi told us hers.

Speaker 13 (01:36:35):
Yes, I basically did the same thing. We were hanging out,
having a great time, had a little bit too much
to drink, but we were making out, and in the
middle of us making out, I just sort of leaned
over to the right and puked and he laughed and
he was like, well, we are done making out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
I was on the beach in Galveston and there's this
guy where we were all hanging out with and we
were drinking way too much in the sun, and I
was that said I. I was so excited, and then
me on the on the sand and I cleaned up
and looked up and he was gone, yeah, there's that

(01:37:12):
thank you take it easy. Yeah, where is the one
that happened on the ship? I love that text. The
Norwegian Yeah, oh my god, they were okay. My family
got drunk together at dinner on Norwegian breakaway. You know,
people love having fun on Norwegian cruises. We were ripping
on our brother's ex boyfriend because he sucked, and my

(01:37:33):
brother let the cat out of the bag. It was
giggling that his ex was uncircumcised. We were all surprised
since that was different for all of us. None of
us have been with someone uncircumcised. Then we were all laughing,
and then when someone said, well, your grandfather was uncircumcised too,
said Grandma, and then Mom looked up and said, well
your dad was as well. So our old family was
talking about who in the family was uncircumcised. The magic

(01:37:56):
things that happened on Norwegian ships. I don't know. All right,
there's that. What was the weirdest dumb ass move your
mother ever pulled on you, Danielle?

Speaker 7 (01:38:07):
Oh, my gosh, I don't Oh when she used to
pretend like she ran away from home and wow, she Yeah,
my mom used to.

Speaker 8 (01:38:15):
My dad would come home, he goes, where's mommy go?

Speaker 7 (01:38:17):
I don't know, she ran away from home. I drove
her out and so where was she at the neighbor's house?
And my dad would say, just go to the neighborous house.

Speaker 13 (01:38:26):
That's where she is.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Moms and dads, I must assume, do I mean they
lie a lot you do with your kids, right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
Yeah, Like I'm gonna they're gonna come and I'm gonna
call the bad kids home.

Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
They're gonna come and take you away. But my kids
are not.

Speaker 7 (01:38:39):
There's no such thing like that's not gonna happen. Like
the kids nowadays are lots moreter than we were.

Speaker 8 (01:38:45):
We were really stupid when.

Speaker 13 (01:38:46):
They can just google it and be like, what that
doesn't exist?

Speaker 10 (01:38:49):
Mom.

Speaker 8 (01:38:49):
We believed everything, and I love.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
People admitting anything over text because we can't see them
face to face. I was on a date and we
were eating dinner outside in one of those closed bubbles
because of COVID, and I pooped myself and I had
to rambo the rest of the night.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
Oh okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 13 (01:39:07):
Rambo the rest of the night.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
You have to go to the bathroom, get rid of
your underwear, and come back to the come back to
the COVID bubble for the rest of your dinner.

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
It's a disgusting Oh my gosh, God.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
I love our jobs are great? Do you really this
is so stupid? I do too.

Speaker 17 (01:39:30):
If you love the Morning show, it's a good idea
to follow our socials.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 17 (01:39:38):
Elvis Durand's show, Elvis d Aran in the Morning. This
is Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
If you're wondering what I'm drinking out of this little bottle.

Speaker 13 (01:39:57):
That would be called Oh, I was gonna say, it's
either water or vodka.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
I wish you know it's water. Do you know people
anyone in your life that's just they cannot stand water,
they don't like water.

Speaker 8 (01:40:08):
Yeah, I know a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Scott is Scotty Big, he.

Speaker 16 (01:40:10):
Hates like water.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Yeah, it's so strange. I mean, I mean, don't we
all agree that. Well, we've been taught anyway that water
is probably the most important thing you can one of
the most important things you can ingest every day.

Speaker 13 (01:40:22):
Yeah right, I love water. It's my favorite thing.

Speaker 8 (01:40:25):
Can't can't you flavor it? Scotti or something?

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Yeah, Scotty, can we do anything to make you drink
more water? I like, hint water? Does that count? I
don't hint it's the flavored water. But I don't.

Speaker 19 (01:40:36):
I don't drink just plain water. I mean everything has
water in it. I don't have to drink regular water.
I drink ice tea. There's water in it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Okay, all right, Well, okay, I just don't like plain water.
It's boring. You're not alone, though, a lot of people
just are like no things at the same time, you're
living in a world where you're told daily you need
so many a water every day. I would probably feel
much better if I drank water every day.

Speaker 8 (01:40:58):
You just try it.

Speaker 13 (01:40:59):
Just try it one okay, maybe for like a week.
Hydrate yourself the way you're supposed to be, so your
internal organs are not shriveled.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Well, see, I don't drink enough water. I try, and
I need to try harder. So I went to the
dermatologies yesterday doctor Liederman and Darlinge big shout out love
them over in Staten Island. She is looking at a
face like, yes, you probably need more water. They can
well they can tell about looking at you, you know. Yeah,
So instead I got fillers like that.

Speaker 13 (01:41:27):
I'll show you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
So I got fillers and botox. Who needs water when
you have doctor Liederman? So here, An NFL nutritionist, says
the healthiest alternatives include decaffeinated coffee or tea, coconut water,
even milk, and of course water that's infused with you
can infuse with cucumber or lemine slices whatever to come in.

Speaker 8 (01:41:50):
What about like a seltzer water, Well, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Water, isn't it?

Speaker 29 (01:41:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Sodium? Innutes sometimes I don't know, no, so yeah, but
they're saying if you're gonna do coffee and tea, coffee
or tea and counts that as your water. Caffeine is
a diuretic, so it actually works against you, right.

Speaker 13 (01:42:06):
The opposite one.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
Yeah, coconut water loaded with electrolytes, potassium, magnesium, it's all
there for you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Milk is about ninety percent water in Nate, and of
course it has your essential nutrients like calcium, thank you.
But milk is a digestive issue for so many people.
But if you can stomach it like you do, yeah
for some people. But honestly, if you work.

Speaker 16 (01:42:26):
Out like I know Scary's been working out a lot,
if you add a big glass of chocolate milk after
your workout, that's the best thing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
Proteins, fats, sugar, lots of sugars. There's tons of sugars
in that. Dumb matter, dumb matter. Okay, thank you, nutritionous, Nate.
Look at me, I'm looking Adonis here.

Speaker 13 (01:42:48):
Absolutely listen to me.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
From time to time. You're liking Adonna's in what way
can you give us the checklist? I need to hit
the gym a little bit more. But yeah, my body's
pretty chilly. All right, all right, what's scary?

Speaker 11 (01:43:01):
I love I love water, but I got it kind
of ruined it for me the other day with some
water fact that apparently with all the microplastics that we
may ingest with this water, we have enough for an
entire credit card during the course of a lifetime.

Speaker 13 (01:43:16):
No, not for water, from everything that we're consuming. So
food too. If you heat something up in plastic, you're
eating microplastics.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
I can't even get it out of my head. I
keep thinking, this is you got a credit card in you? Yeah,
you have an entire credit card in you. So anyway,
So water, and for those people who don't like water,
leave them alone. Don't shame them. There's nothing worse than
someone Oh, how dare you not like water? You know
what you're not doing to your body? You're not giving
it to nutrient Sydney, I mean the moisture it needs

(01:43:44):
and the oh yeah, yeah, to stop being doctor water.

Speaker 13 (01:43:47):
That's me doctor water.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Or do you really like do you spank people with
they don't drink enough water?

Speaker 13 (01:43:52):
I really do. I'm like, it's it's the life source.

Speaker 9 (01:43:56):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:43:56):
What are you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:43:57):
You're just ignoring it? Your body is most sleep water
and you're depriving.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
It, well, then find these other ways to get water
in there.

Speaker 13 (01:44:06):
We'll talk apparently after you work out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
I eat a stick of butter after every work.

Speaker 14 (01:44:16):
O.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
Gosh, good morning, Elvis durand.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
And the morning show?

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
All right? Shows done. Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, he said, out everybody,

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