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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's do around the room, wait around the room and
music scary there is. I love it so foggy.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
You went in the one fla Hey, I know you
may have to run on a second, so let's get
you on there around the room first. It's more foggy,
more foggy all the time. I learned that yesterday. When
your wife is in when you think she could be
in a mood, that is not the time to ask
her are you in a mood?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Just letting you know? Does that idea? Does it ruin it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, because I could tell she was not having the
best day, and then it was turning around. She was
kind of taking it again and going at me about
something and I'm like, wait a second, are you in
a mood? And then bang, that was it. That's all
it needed. It was like it was like light the
fuse and run. So asking someone if they're in the
mood puts them in the mood. Yeah, yeah, no, not
that mood. No, if they're in a bad mood and
you say, hey, are you in a mood? It triples
(00:53):
maybe quadruples the mood you shouldn't say, hey, are.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You in a mood? When you want to when you
want them to be in the mood? No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, no, definitely.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
But how do I know if you're in bad mood? Well,
how do I ask? What's the proper way to ask you? No,
that's why you asked, are you horny?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No? No, I didn't know she was not bad mood.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
When Lisa is in a bad mood, don't even ask
why would you ask?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know her, I'm so confused. Leave her alone.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Feel like we're having two different conversations this day.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I will tell you. I know. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I know people who are in more of a sexy
time mood when they're in a bad mood because they
really bang it out.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Really well, yeah, I wish that was the case her too.
All right, well, thank you, thanks all about being in
the mood. So was she in the mood or no,
in a mood?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
In a mood? Yes, she was in the mood. Yeah, okay,
Producer Sam, what's up with you?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I was betrayed yesterday guys buy my dog and her
poop bag. And this is the first time it's ever happened.
But the worst experience has happened to me. You go
to clean it up and the bag does not do
its job of supporting and wrapping around.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
So I just walked home with my hand extended far
away from me, trying not to vomit the entire time.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Hi, has that happened to you ever?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
Dog?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Dad Elvis?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't know. I think my dog's poops are smaller
than yours.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
That's probably, that is probable. She is a pitbullboxer. She
just let them loose. But I have never been more
upset and raged. I was this close to writing a
letter to the company.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What happened? Did they have a hole in it?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Yeah? It just ripped right through.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah. Yeah, got a double bag.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
I'm a double bag from now on the mistrail.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Thanks for sharing. Right after food News I had to purge.
You know, hey, what's going on there, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So this is for people who wear eyeliner, especially the
little pencils that you twist up every now and then.
The little like point of the pencil might break off
and fall somewhere in the bathroom or wherever you're putting
your eyeliner on. Find it right away, because if you don't,
and it's like a dark black You're gonna find it everywhere.
I couldn't find the damn thing that fell on the floor,
(02:47):
and I wound up stepping in it. And when I
tell you, it was all over the rug, it was
all over clothes, it was all over my hands. It
was a disaster, and it's very hard to get out.
So if you drop a little tip of your eyeliner
on the floor, don't stop until you find where it went,
because if not, you're gonna wind up with a disaster.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Scary to hear that, all right, very important.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This is the highlighter.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
People out there, sit right, Hey, what's going on there?
May see this shirt I'm wearing, and we love that shirt,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
It's not new, it's all I just haven't worn it
because I've been fat.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
How about that happened shirt? Everybody listening?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
You guys all have that shirt or that pair of
pants or some article of clothing.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Everything.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
It's too tight. I'm gonna fit back into that one day.
Well guess what this guy did, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
He can't high five, you can't. He's not at that
point yet. He's got to keep the arms down on
your shirt. Does this mean I can have your fat shirts.
You can have my that shirts.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do you have Ryan Seacrest offer you his fat suits?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, that's when I lost weight. No, he said, oh
you've lost weight, now you can fit into my suits.
You want some old suits?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, I don't want your stupid old suits. It's like Ryan,
remember that. He's like, man, you look great, you've lost
all that weight. I've got some suits for you. I
don't want them, but thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You're very kind. Hey, scary, what's up?
Speaker 6 (04:21):
So survey came out a few days ago that thirty
percent of gen Z feel.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That cash is cringe. It's outdated, it's out of touch.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
They don't want to use cash, they only use and listen,
I love a good electronic payment, but I have actually
gone back to using cash. When it comes to tipping,
I think cringe. They love the cash though. Yeah, I'll
tell you what. Yeah, the servers, they are all about it,
so waiters, waitresses, because they get it on demand, they
don't have to wait for their paychecks.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's right there.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
It's obviously no, it's not taxed.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Tip in cash. Okay, I know. I don't care how
you feel about cash tip and cash I'm in.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
The other day, we were at them all and and
so for some reason, it ripped in half and I went,
it's all I had in cash. I want to pay
with it. And they looked at me, like we cannot
accept time. I said, do you have some tape? Yeah,
that's not legal.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
To tape money. Yes, it is, of course. They had
no clue. What's the legality on that, Scottie. Taping is fine,
it's fine, I know.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
But if someone only takes credit cards all day, every
day and they never take cash ever, and someone, some
old guy with cringey cash comes in, they don't know
what to do.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
They call the manager. They have to take it. She
was the manager. Really yeah, you know, I really quick.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
A fun story A friend of mine wanted my daughter
to do something cooper that she normally wouldn't do. So
he ripped a hundred dollars bill in half, gave her
half of it and said, listen, when you complete this task,
I will give you the other half and you tape
it together and you can use it. She has not
completed it yet.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Jesus. He used to do that with call girls, didn't you. Yes,
I did the two dollar bills that I have a
task for you, and I half of one hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Hey, I Goanda, what's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I had the best night last night doing two things. First,
I got to go to the American Museum of Natural History,
which is one of my favorite places in this city.
You can learn so much, there's so much to see.
There's a new dinosaur exhibit there that I had to
go check out, and I got to see a little
preview of it because they are a partner of ours.
But one of the things I got to do was
walk through that museum.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Without anyone else. That's cool. I was so happy.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I was like skipping around looking at things. There's so
many things you can actually touch. They let you touch it,
says touch it. So that was a really good time.
And then I went and checked out a new restaurant
that Elvis was talking about yesterday, Lemusina Messina. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Now I have to say it, you have to say it.
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I'm a partner, you're a partner, no, I'm astor investor.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah. So there.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I was late for my reservation, so I had to
call Daddy Investor to help me out, and he did,
and I love you for that, so thank you, Elvis.
I had a really good time there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
And how beautiful is it? Beautiful spot gorgeous and the
food was amazing.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I brought Danielle some of it today. I brought her
by leftovers.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I got a meat ball and some guak. There you go.
You're live in Arch, I promised Star I would, so
I did. Is a beautiful, beautiful restaurant. It was really good.
It was packed. Oh my god, oh good