December 2, 2025 • 6 mins
The incredibly incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book an appointment at a hair salon.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
D Elvis Durand's phone tapping. It's all you, Danielle, tell
me all about it, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
So Melissa and Kelly work at a salon, and they
offer many services at the salon, and they always get
lots of phone calls. So other people that you work there,
and some of their customers decided, you know what, let's
call them and play a joke on them, because they're
gonna get annoyed if somebody keeps calling constantly.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know what, We all run across someone like miss
marsh Collopsis in our lives.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Almost every day.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
She can't keep up. All right, Let's see what happens
in today's phone tap.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Serol, salon may help you? Hello, Hello, may help you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Laryl Kalan, Hi, I like to make an employment.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What do you want to come in for?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
My granddaughter told me that I could use a wax
and okay, well what kind of wax?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We have different types of waxes, ma'am? What would what
kind of waxing would you want? Like if hunting dollars
a leg, you want to start fifteen dollars a leg.
Fifteen dollars a leg, that's for half a leg.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's pretty expensive don't.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
You think.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Actually it's rather treat ma'am. I don't know what to
talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What do you do to the leg?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
We remove a hair?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
We remove the hair from the leg with what with wax?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
From like a candle?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
No, not from a candle. Man. We remove the hair
on your legs with wax.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
But I don't have any hair on my legs. Why
would I want to come in? I lost that a
long time ago.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, ma'am, you have to be clear what you want done.
Where do you have hair on my head? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
We don't wax people's heads, ma'am. We wax people's eyebrows.
If you want an eyebrow, whax, that's twenty dollars for
two eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, two eyes? You wax my eyes? That's not fair.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You wax your eyebrows, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's it's my lip that needs waxen.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Okay, that's not a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Can I have your name pleasesis?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Did you sell that for me?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Ma'am? Am?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
A s let c kalapsis?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Cause you can see your first name.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Linda Linda l i n dea isn't David a is
an apple? What Linda l i n dea isn't David
as an apple?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Linda? What your first name is Linda? Do you spell
it with an I or a y?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Why? What your name is Linda?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yes, I got it.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What time do you want to come in for your acting?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I have eleven and six on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And Friday, seven on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We're closed on Sunday, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But my son Marvin, he can only drive me on
a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
How about Saturday? You on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, Marvin works on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So maybe you could come in of me on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
We can't come in free you.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'll come after church on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I cannot book you on Sunday, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
We're closed.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Do you know what close means?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Close means like.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The panna clothes?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Do you sell?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
We're closed? Close?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Else?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
C l O s E ed closed like the door
is shut, door is locked?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Closed? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ollo doing this?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Did you say an if for today?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know what, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Guess what? We're not open any day? What close?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But then how do you make money if you're not
open any day?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We have a bucket outside our closed door and people
drop by and put money into the bucket.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
That's how we make money.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Goodbye there, old On.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
How can I help you? This is your work.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I was talking to somebody before about booking an appullment.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
For wax and do you know what day it was?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
She said?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Maybe Sunday? Okay, Well, man, wha actually closed on Sundays?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
We're open Mondays? Rough Saturday's eleven.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Shit. Got got woman on the phone asking about Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
My son, mom, and he can only really drive me
on a Sunday, Yes, ma'am, yes, well how long does
it take?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
No, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Hello, I called, and I've told you a million times
we're closed on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I know, but I wanted to You don't know what
you want.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You're calling up and you're giving me and my and
other people that work here a hard time.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Understand this, and I want to really understand what your pal.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh my gosh, Mom, you want to make an.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Appointment, you can do that, but you want to you
can do it somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, my blood pressure.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You cannot waste our time with this.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
You hello, hello, Oh, there was a very rude girl
on the phone who cursed at me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Man, it's just this is Linda ma Mascalopsis.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yes, ma'am, Yes, sam My boss said that I'm not
allowed to answer the phones from the phone number anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Ma'am.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You know when I was a kid, they didn't treat
old people like this. Your my mother would have smagged
me in my face.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Linda, our company doesn't do the wax anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, I have to go all right, Well, I need
a haircut, then.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Clinda, it's eight thousand dollars for a haircut. I'm sorry,
I'm not hell.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm gonna be old, but I'm not stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's not eight thousand, eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You're gonna have to mortgage your house if you want
a haircut with our salon.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't think I want to come to your salon anymore.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Walking our workplace, okay, I'm making how we make money?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Okay, but I call any more.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
How much does it cost to get lip well any more?
How much does it cost to get a lip wax?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You can't afford us? Okay, but I can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
My son, Marvin is gonna give.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Me the money.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
About more about Morvin, Oh my business.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I can't breathe Marvin, can I tell you one more thing?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
What this is?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Daniel man Arrow from Elvis during in the morning show.
You just got phone towns.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I'm hitting me, You're customer.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Nicole wanted us to call and phone tap you.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
She said, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
She said, you get frustrated so easily. She wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Guys, I'm gonna kill her. Oh my god, are you
kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
The Elvis Durant phone tap
D Elvis Durand's phone tapping. It's all you, Danielle, tell
me all about it, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
So Melissa and Kelly work at a salon, and they
offer many services at the salon, and they always get
lots of phone calls. So other people that you work there,
and some of their customers decided, you know what, let's
call them and play a joke on them, because they're
gonna get annoyed if somebody keeps calling constantly.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know what, We all run across someone like miss
marsh Collopsis in our lives.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Almost every day.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
She can't keep up. All right, Let's see what happens
in today's phone tap.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Serol, salon may help you? Hello, Hello, may help you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Laryl Kalan, Hi, I like to make an employment.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What do you want to come in for?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
My granddaughter told me that I could use a wax
and okay, well what kind of wax?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We have different types of waxes, ma'am? What would what
kind of waxing would you want? Like if hunting dollars
a leg, you want to start fifteen dollars a leg.
Fifteen dollars a leg, that's for half a leg.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's pretty expensive don't.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
You think.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Actually it's rather treat ma'am. I don't know what to
talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What do you do to the leg?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
We remove a hair?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
We remove the hair from the leg with what with wax?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
From like a candle?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
No, not from a candle. Man. We remove the hair
on your legs with wax.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
But I don't have any hair on my legs. Why
would I want to come in? I lost that a
long time ago.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, ma'am, you have to be clear what you want done.
Where do you have hair on my head? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
We don't wax people's heads, ma'am. We wax people's eyebrows.
If you want an eyebrow, whax, that's twenty dollars for
two eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, two eyes? You wax my eyes? That's not fair.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You wax your eyebrows, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's it's my lip that needs waxen.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Okay, that's not a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Can I have your name pleasesis?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Did you sell that for me?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Ma'am? Am?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
A s let c kalapsis?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Cause you can see your first name.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Linda Linda l i n dea isn't David a is
an apple? What Linda l i n dea isn't David
as an apple?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Linda? What your first name is Linda? Do you spell
it with an I or a y?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Why? What your name is Linda?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yes, I got it.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What time do you want to come in for your acting?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I have eleven and six on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And Friday, seven on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We're closed on Sunday, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But my son Marvin, he can only drive me on
a Sunday.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
How about Saturday? You on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, Marvin works on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So maybe you could come in of me on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
We can't come in free you.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'll come after church on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I cannot book you on Sunday, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
We're closed.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Do you know what close means?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Close means like.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The panna clothes?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Do you sell?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
We're closed? Close?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Else?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
C l O s E ed closed like the door
is shut, door is locked?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Closed? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ollo doing this?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Did you say an if for today?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know what, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Guess what? We're not open any day? What close?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But then how do you make money if you're not
open any day?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We have a bucket outside our closed door and people
drop by and put money into the bucket.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
That's how we make money.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Goodbye there, old On.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
How can I help you? This is your work.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I was talking to somebody before about booking an appullment.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
For wax and do you know what day it was?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
She said?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Maybe Sunday? Okay, Well, man, wha actually closed on Sundays?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
We're open Mondays? Rough Saturday's eleven.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Shit. Got got woman on the phone asking about Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
My son, mom, and he can only really drive me
on a Sunday, Yes, ma'am, yes, well how long does
it take?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
No, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Hello, I called, and I've told you a million times
we're closed on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I know, but I wanted to You don't know what
you want.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You're calling up and you're giving me and my and
other people that work here a hard time.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I don't really.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Understand this, and I want to really understand what your pal.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh my gosh, Mom, you want to make an.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Appointment, you can do that, but you want to you
can do it somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, my blood pressure.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You cannot waste our time with this.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
You hello, hello, Oh, there was a very rude girl
on the phone who cursed at me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Man, it's just this is Linda ma Mascalopsis.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yes, ma'am, Yes, sam My boss said that I'm not
allowed to answer the phones from the phone number anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Ma'am.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You know when I was a kid, they didn't treat
old people like this. Your my mother would have smagged
me in my face.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Linda, our company doesn't do the wax anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, I have to go all right, Well, I need
a haircut, then.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Clinda, it's eight thousand dollars for a haircut. I'm sorry,
I'm not hell.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm gonna be old, but I'm not stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's not eight thousand, eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You're gonna have to mortgage your house if you want
a haircut with our salon.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't think I want to come to your salon anymore.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Walking our workplace, okay, I'm making how we make money?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Okay, but I call any more.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
How much does it cost to get lip well any more?
How much does it cost to get a lip wax?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You can't afford us? Okay, but I can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
My son, Marvin is gonna give.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Me the money.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
About more about Morvin, Oh my business.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I can't breathe Marvin, can I tell you one more thing?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
What this is?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Daniel man Arrow from Elvis during in the morning show.
You just got phone towns.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I'm hitting me, You're customer.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Nicole wanted us to call and phone tap you.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
She said, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
She said, you get frustrated so easily. She wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Guys, I'm gonna kill her. Oh my god, are you
kidding me?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
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