NonCensored
You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar..
Episodes
January 16, 2025 • 27 mins
The Editorial Meeting is a bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons of NonCensored (patreon.com/NonCensored), who get to hear Rosie (Harriet), Brendan (Producer Martin), Eshaan (Eshaan) and Real Producer Ed discuss the week's show - specifically, what stories should go into Eshaan's segment, what we've talked about, and what we've not talked about.
We've been less indiscreet than usual so that we can put this out on the regular podcas...
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January 16, 2025 • 42 mins
This week, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's so excited by Short Circuit-style AI, and not so much Terminator-style AI, as well as making a definitive statement about Rachel Reeves' job. We also hear from Liz Truss, who explains why everyone should just shut up in the name of free speech, and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar joins us for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of ...
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December 21, 2024 • 35 mins
It's the NonCensored Christmas special! This week, Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar exchange gifts - but each one has to sum up a news story from 2024. Why has Eshaan got Martin some jeans? What weird gift did Martin get Harriet to symbolise their working relationship? And did Harriet get Martin and Eshaan anything?
Thanks to Katy Chaffs for signing up to our Patreon this week. She'll be getting early, ad-free episodes, fu...
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December 12, 2024 • 38 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Tressie Law, co-host of the Truthful Crime podcast, who explains why true crime podcasters can't get enough of Luigi Mangione, the alleged CEO killer. They also speak to Lee Anderson, who has got a lot of attention for himself this week, about what he's been doing in the supermarket; and Eshaan Akbar rates the South Korean president's non-apology for imposing martial law, and asks: has demo...
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December 5, 2024 • 41 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by The New Statesman's Tim Dalton, who explains why Keir Starmer still has a phone contract with One2One and broadband from both Virgin and Sky. They also speak to Spotify's Daniel Elk, taking a peek behind the data-harvesting scenes to find out how their 2024 Wrapped works, and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Money Woke?
You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podca...
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November 28, 2024 • 38 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the man who started the petition calling for a General Election, who explains why he set it up, and which exciting new petitions he's started since then. They also speak to the founder of the Don't Let Unspecified People Die campaign, Veronica De'Ath, about why she's against the Assisted Dying Bill, and Eshaan Akbar explains why PETA is coming for the Great British Pub.
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November 21, 2024 • 39 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by a random woman they met on the farmer's protest, who explains why she was marching, and what she'll do if she's forced to pay inheritance tax like the rest of us. They also speak to commentator The Telegraph's Siobhan Connery about the dead-on-arrival social media website "Bluesky", and Eshaan Akbar says we should celebrate hustlers who know how to make money - like the late Sir Captain Sir...
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November 14, 2024 • 37 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's been cosying up to Trump - and regular listeners might recognise some of his tactics. They also speak to commentator Mike Staple about Gary Lineker's impending departure from Match of the Day, and Eshaan Akbar looks into the decline in the fortunes of X: The Everything App.
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November 7, 2024 • 39 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the band new leader of the opposition (and next Prime Minister!) Kemi Badenoch, who explains why Starmer should fear her and why she isn't fiddling with things in the back end. They also speak to podcaster Rory Stewart about his pre-election prediction of a Harris landslide, and Eshaan Akbar weighs in on the reason Harris lost.
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October 31, 2024 • 38 mins
This week it's a budget special, as we give you all the analysis you need. Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by "Red Rachel", Rachel Reeves, who explains why this new budget proves that she is further to the left than Stalin. For more sensible anlysis we're joined by Greg Mustard from the Independent Foundation For the Independently Independent Analysis Of Money, who explains why the budget is further to the le...
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October 24, 2024 • 37 mins
This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a Democratic activist, Allison Shelby, who explains how noted election-winner, Labour's Jonathan Ashworth, has been helping in the American election; The Daily Australian's columnist Kent Packer-Murdoch gives us an Australian's eye on Senator Lidia Thorpe's heckling of HRH Sir King Prince Charles; and with Commonwealth nations putting reparations for slavery on the...
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October 17, 2024 • 42 mins
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a real doctor, Dr. Junpier Mangals, who is a real doctor so can explain why Wes Streeting's plan to get overweight people back to work is so brilliant; journalist Dave Milk tells us why his coverage of Keir Starmer's freebie scandals is so important; and Eshaan Akbar presents the first real, tangible Brexit Benefit: stealing German football managers.
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October 10, 2024 • 37 mins
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Grant Shapps, who explains what went wrong - or not! - with the campaign he lead to make James Cleverly the next Tory leader; we also hear Margaret Thatcher's view on the remaining candidates. There is also an apology, for the behaviour of a member of the NonCensored team.
You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/N...
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October 3, 2024 • 40 mins
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by one of the front-runners for the Conservative leadership, Robert Jenrick, who explains how he got his working-class values, and how he applied them when naming his children; as Sir Keir Starmer returns six thousand pounds of donations, Eshaan Akbar rates the Leader of the Opposition's non-apology; and friend of the show Jonathan Gullis phones in for an exclusive interview (b...
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September 27, 2024 • 41 mins
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, who is frankly depressed at how hard the job is turning out to be. They also speak to entertainment reporter Henny Ffairground about the latest TV format for Men Who Made Mistakes But Are Very Sorry So Let's Move On, and Eshaan Akbar rates a comedy club's apology for not booking enough women.
We have a live show at the Cheerful Earful fe...
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September 19, 2024 • 40 mins
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Ed Davey, who explains the lengths he'll go to to get the media's attention, and also the Lib Dems polices that aren't about the NHS. They also speak to Sir Keir Starmer's personal stylist, Co Co, about the brand, the icon, the cultural event that is Keir Auumn. And get your burn medication ready, because Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spic...
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September 12, 2024 • 41 mins
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the once and future president, Donald Trump, who explains how well he did in the Presidential debate. They also speak to an MP who was recently in some kind of leadership contest, we think [someone please check this before hitting publish], and Eshaan Akbar joins us for bare opinions about bear hats.
Thank you to Jonathon Bolton and Alex Cameron, who both signed up for our P...
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September 6, 2024 • 42 mins
NonCensored is back with a bang - Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by new Chancellor Rachel Reeves - that's not our fault - and by Eshaan Akbar, who explains why we need more shame in our lives. Harriet also speaks to the Honourable Sir Lord Hughdith Anglesey Jones Vaguely-Blythe IV, 132nd Baronet of Little Lower Upminster-on-Wye, about how he can save British democracy by remaining in the House of Lords.
If y...
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July 5, 2024 • 29 mins
It's the fifth and final of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Sir Keir Starmer.
How did he win?
What will he do now?
Does he have anyone in mind - perhaps someone with a wealth of experience in the media and knowledge of and appreciation for movies - to replace Thangam Debbonaire as Culture Secretary...
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July 4, 2024 • 32 mins
It's the fourth of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Rishi Sunak.
How badly is he going to lose?
How long will he stick around afterwards?
Is he Leonardo di Caprio, Kate Winslet, or Billy Zane?
All these, and more.
Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
With thanks to Rosie Holt (...
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