July 11, 2024 • 8 mins
Since when are references only needed for jobs? Fool #1 is on to something.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. My subject for today
my wife keeps leaving me and coming back. But right
now we'll talk about that. But right now we're talking
about this. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What's you got for us, nept I need a reference.
(00:21):
I need a ref I like, I'll give you one.
Tell him to call me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, I'm calling for a reference. Let's go, cat, don't question. Hello. Yeah,
I'm trying to I'm trying to read Scotty please. Yeah, Yeah,
what's up, hey, Scotty? How you doing? Man? I'm trying
to actually get a reference for for Monica. Monica. You're
talking about Monica my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to
(00:49):
get a reference on her if possible. Oh okay, So
what's here? Applying for jobs? He trying to go to work? Now? No,
this reference is actually for like a relationship, a relationship,
stay say whole hold up on boy, wait a minute,
a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no,
See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
(01:09):
start dating Monica on the regular and I'm calling you
for a reference to whoa whoa whoa whoa Ho boy?
Hold up? Wait mane, who did you say this is?
And how'd you get made? My name? Philip?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
My name Philip. I got your number out of Monica phone.
Check this. I feel you don't need to call me
with whatever you and Monica got going on. Y'all need
it gone to deal with that? No? No, no, no
no no, I got that. Brother. May y'all tell hear
me out. What I'm trying to say is is that
I figured if I get a reference and figure out
what kind of person she is and get to get
a you know, kind of get a background so you
(01:40):
can kind of tell me what kind of person her
good points or bad qualities, the whole not see, it
might save me sometime from being in a long relationship
if I know what to look for. What's good? On? Man?
Say say home boy boy, I know, I know I'm
not listening to this. I was mad twelve years. Ain't
nobody give me no refor don't call me asking for
(02:01):
no like that? If you got number for Monicy, you
and Monica need to forget my okay for hold on?
Hold on, bro, Like I say, man, I'm just trying
to figure out. Hold up, I'm trying to figure out
the good qualities and bad quite like, you know, do
she want to cook? You know? Is she good in
the bedroom? You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to know.
I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog,
(02:22):
that's all, man. I ain't trying to come to your
main Look. Oh but I just can't believe calling enough
about some I don't have a no more. Only thing
I have to deal with is my child, you know
what I'm saying. And you most definitely don't need to
be a rapper. Now, say, dude, I got to go okay, okay, okay,
but can you give me a good reference owner? That's
all I'm trying to get out. Man, the reference don't
(02:46):
die number ever again. And when I talked to Monica,
me and her. But hey, you ain't gonna have to
worry about the relationship with Monica, you know what I'm saying.
Ok Okay, okay, hold on, man, let me go break
this to you. First of all, me and Bonica in
the day need it for the last year off and
on we just finish. Get hold up, Hold up, dude,
the last year. Me and this woman just got a
(03:07):
divorced a few months ago. Oh so you that who
must have messed up mine? Holding on? I ain't look look,
I ain't called nothing the reason why y'all broke up.
I don't have nothing to do with that. I don't
look here. Oh so you that slick? Say mate, why
don't you slide your a little slick back under that
rock that you slipped from London? He ay, dog, I
(03:27):
can slide right on back under the rock you talking about.
But what I'm trying to ask you is this right here? Man?
Hey dog? Can you just give her brother some references? Man,
somebody can look out for some signs this year. Don't
go trick. Reference I'm gonna give you is when you
don't have enough money when she wants that twelve hundred
dollars bag, don't call me for that. When she needs
(03:48):
some more money for this? Oh well, baby, I just
gave you my check. What don't mean nothing? And are
you pull up your finger account? Ain't no money or not?
That's the reference you need. I need to hear from them,
especially if you who was frown with my boy? Why
while we was married? Tell about married? Hold the reference here,
(04:10):
I'm gonna fine, Yop, I'm gonna call Monica and I'm
gonna track down nig Yes, give your reference then yeah, yeah,
I give you reference. Then face to face. Hey dog,
I ain't trying to have no altercation with you. Man,
an boy, you must have been trying to have something.
You dialing my Okay, let me okay, one more question, man,
and then I'm gonna be out your air. I just
(04:31):
like I said, I just wanted a few things and
know some background on them. Man. You you out of questions?
Oh boy, you out of questions. Okay, but this I
just need to know this because I want everything. He man,
I want everything to run smooth dog. But I want
us to have a good understanding. Do you have a problem, man,
with with your little girl calling me daddy? What did
you just ask? You asked me about my daughter? Hey, hey, hey,
(04:54):
calm down, dude. Come, I'm calm it's I'm gonna pete.
You asked about my This is about mine. Hey dog,
I'm just here. You around me time I will come
in home. Boy. Look, I'm gonna find because you are bad.
You missed the bad you down number. Not only you
(05:14):
got that, but man, you're talking about time. I'm just
asking do you matter? She called me? Oh boy, look
here man at child there. They cannot come at your
You know what I'm saying, say Man this man, don't
I don't have time. But I'm gonna call that Monica
and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
I'm out here. You want why are you calling me back?
(05:43):
Got it? Scotty Gotty? I'm here, man, why are you out?
You know? I just try to man you something, but
you don't have nothing to take on me home. No,
I want to say, Scott, Scotty, just listen to me. Man,
I want to say this. This is Nephew tie me
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your brother Brian got
me the prank fall call you. Hey, man, it's who
(06:05):
who is Scotty Scotty? This is Tommy Man left you
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian
got me the prank phone call you say, man, Man, oh,
I'm about to go. Man, Hey dude, I'm about to
go blittic over here. Man. Hey, Brian got one coming though?
(06:25):
Oh man? You all right? Man? Yeah? Yeah? They man? Man,
Tommy Man, Well Hey, I'm glad you were playing man
because talk about my little girl. Oh boy, Brian, No,
it's gonna be on in his world. Man, I'll go due.
(06:47):
Brin got you, man, he got you good jog. Hey man,
one more thing, man, What is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man a
Steve Harvey Morning Show? Come on, man? Something did answer question?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No he did, Jay, I didn't get the reference calling
daddy that it was too much. Let me change something.
From the moment he picked up the phone. He was
not the he was not the dude to call nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Dog. He didn't want to just know it's okay. He said,
I'm about to go.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I was about like, were you already there?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, no, no, ladies, ladies.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
He got another level that dude.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
God, you're right, that dude right there. As soon as
he find out where you at, he got a whole
nother level because there's some stuff on him.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, oh dah.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Everything took him up to a different level, every level, level,
level my pace.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Right when you capped it off, you talking about his daughter,
your little girl called me that.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Go for the big button. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only am
I shooting my TV show Ready to Love in your city,
the City of Brotherly Love. But I'm also telling them jokes.
That's right, Helium Comedy Club. That is July twenty six,
twenty seven, twenty eight. The Nephew is in town. Tickets
and own sale right now now. I said it, Ay, Shirly,
(08:38):
it's on you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Thank you. That was a good one.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Coming up next my Strawberry letter subject my wife keeps
leaving me and coming back. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. My subject for today
my wife keeps leaving me and coming back. But right
now we'll talk about that. But right now we're talking
about this. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What's you got for us, nept I need a reference.
(00:21):
I need a ref I like, I'll give you one.
Tell him to call me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, I'm calling for a reference. Let's go, cat, don't question. Hello. Yeah,
I'm trying to I'm trying to read Scotty please. Yeah, Yeah,
what's up, hey, Scotty? How you doing? Man? I'm trying
to actually get a reference for for Monica. Monica. You're
talking about Monica my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to
(00:49):
get a reference on her if possible. Oh okay, So
what's here? Applying for jobs? He trying to go to work? Now? No,
this reference is actually for like a relationship, a relationship,
stay say whole hold up on boy, wait a minute,
a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no,
See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
(01:09):
start dating Monica on the regular and I'm calling you
for a reference to whoa whoa whoa whoa Ho boy?
Hold up? Wait mane, who did you say this is?
And how'd you get made? My name? Philip?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
My name Philip. I got your number out of Monica phone.
Check this. I feel you don't need to call me
with whatever you and Monica got going on. Y'all need
it gone to deal with that? No? No, no, no
no no, I got that. Brother. May y'all tell hear
me out. What I'm trying to say is is that
I figured if I get a reference and figure out
what kind of person she is and get to get
a you know, kind of get a background so you
(01:40):
can kind of tell me what kind of person her
good points or bad qualities, the whole not see, it
might save me sometime from being in a long relationship
if I know what to look for. What's good? On? Man?
Say say home boy boy, I know, I know I'm
not listening to this. I was mad twelve years. Ain't
nobody give me no refor don't call me asking for
(02:01):
no like that? If you got number for Monicy, you
and Monica need to forget my okay for hold on?
Hold on, bro, Like I say, man, I'm just trying
to figure out. Hold up, I'm trying to figure out
the good qualities and bad quite like, you know, do
she want to cook? You know? Is she good in
the bedroom? You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to know.
I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog,
(02:22):
that's all, man. I ain't trying to come to your
main Look. Oh but I just can't believe calling enough
about some I don't have a no more. Only thing
I have to deal with is my child, you know
what I'm saying. And you most definitely don't need to
be a rapper. Now, say, dude, I got to go okay, okay, okay,
but can you give me a good reference owner? That's
all I'm trying to get out. Man, the reference don't
(02:46):
die number ever again. And when I talked to Monica,
me and her. But hey, you ain't gonna have to
worry about the relationship with Monica, you know what I'm saying.
Ok Okay, okay, hold on, man, let me go break
this to you. First of all, me and Bonica in
the day need it for the last year off and
on we just finish. Get hold up, Hold up, dude,
the last year. Me and this woman just got a
(03:07):
divorced a few months ago. Oh so you that who
must have messed up mine? Holding on? I ain't look look,
I ain't called nothing the reason why y'all broke up.
I don't have nothing to do with that. I don't
look here. Oh so you that slick? Say mate, why
don't you slide your a little slick back under that
rock that you slipped from London? He ay, dog, I
(03:27):
can slide right on back under the rock you talking about.
But what I'm trying to ask you is this right here? Man?
Hey dog? Can you just give her brother some references? Man,
somebody can look out for some signs this year. Don't
go trick. Reference I'm gonna give you is when you
don't have enough money when she wants that twelve hundred
dollars bag, don't call me for that. When she needs
(03:48):
some more money for this? Oh well, baby, I just
gave you my check. What don't mean nothing? And are
you pull up your finger account? Ain't no money or not?
That's the reference you need. I need to hear from them,
especially if you who was frown with my boy? Why
while we was married? Tell about married? Hold the reference here,
(04:10):
I'm gonna fine, Yop, I'm gonna call Monica and I'm
gonna track down nig Yes, give your reference then yeah, yeah,
I give you reference. Then face to face. Hey dog,
I ain't trying to have no altercation with you. Man,
an boy, you must have been trying to have something.
You dialing my Okay, let me okay, one more question, man,
and then I'm gonna be out your air. I just
(04:31):
like I said, I just wanted a few things and
know some background on them. Man. You you out of questions?
Oh boy, you out of questions. Okay, but this I
just need to know this because I want everything. He man,
I want everything to run smooth dog. But I want
us to have a good understanding. Do you have a problem, man,
with with your little girl calling me daddy? What did
you just ask? You asked me about my daughter? Hey, hey, hey,
(04:54):
calm down, dude. Come, I'm calm it's I'm gonna pete.
You asked about my This is about mine. Hey dog,
I'm just here. You around me time I will come
in home. Boy. Look, I'm gonna find because you are bad.
You missed the bad you down number. Not only you
(05:14):
got that, but man, you're talking about time. I'm just
asking do you matter? She called me? Oh boy, look
here man at child there. They cannot come at your
You know what I'm saying, say Man this man, don't
I don't have time. But I'm gonna call that Monica
and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
I'm out here. You want why are you calling me back?
(05:43):
Got it? Scotty Gotty? I'm here, man, why are you out?
You know? I just try to man you something, but
you don't have nothing to take on me home. No,
I want to say, Scott, Scotty, just listen to me. Man,
I want to say this. This is Nephew tie me
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your brother Brian got
me the prank fall call you. Hey, man, it's who
(06:05):
who is Scotty Scotty? This is Tommy Man left you
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian
got me the prank phone call you say, man, Man, oh,
I'm about to go. Man, Hey dude, I'm about to
go blittic over here. Man. Hey, Brian got one coming though?
(06:25):
Oh man? You all right? Man? Yeah? Yeah? They man? Man,
Tommy Man, Well Hey, I'm glad you were playing man
because talk about my little girl. Oh boy, Brian, No,
it's gonna be on in his world. Man, I'll go due.
(06:47):
Brin got you, man, he got you good jog. Hey man,
one more thing, man, What is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man a
Steve Harvey Morning Show? Come on, man? Something did answer question?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No he did, Jay, I didn't get the reference calling
daddy that it was too much. Let me change something.
From the moment he picked up the phone. He was
not the he was not the dude to call nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Dog. He didn't want to just know it's okay. He said,
I'm about to go.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I was about like, were you already there?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, no, no, ladies, ladies.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
He got another level that dude.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
God, you're right, that dude right there. As soon as
he find out where you at, he got a whole
nother level because there's some stuff on him.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, oh dah.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Everything took him up to a different level, every level, level,
level my pace.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Right when you capped it off, you talking about his daughter,
your little girl called me that.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Go for the big button. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only am
I shooting my TV show Ready to Love in your city,
the City of Brotherly Love. But I'm also telling them jokes.
That's right, Helium Comedy Club. That is July twenty six,
twenty seven, twenty eight. The Nephew is in town. Tickets
and own sale right now now. I said it, Ay, Shirly,
(08:38):
it's on you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Thank you. That was a good one.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Coming up next my Strawberry letter subject my wife keeps
leaving me and coming back. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
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