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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all ball.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
At all, So.

Speaker 5 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Black the bus busy listening to me to show.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I don't joy.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, joy, they have.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
You got to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn you probably got to turn
the mouth, turn out the word of the money.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Think, Ah, I sure will. Good morning everybody you are
listening to the voice, Come on, come on, y'all dig
me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 8 (02:13):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah, he is.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
And I can only attribute it to one thing. It's
just been a turnaround in my life. It's been me
finally making decision to see what all God has for me,
but at the same time trying to be more God
want me to be instead of more of what I
want to be.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's the trade off.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
You know, you gotta do something now, you know, you
know you want God's blessings, You got to be willing
to do something on his behalf. And I'm not saying
I got it right right now because I'm just being
real with you. I don't I don't have it all
together by any stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get
better in several areas. I'm praying about it, I'm working

(02:58):
on it, but you know, it's apris and I've grown
to accept the process.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
But I'm improving in a lot of areas from day
to day.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
But I'll tell you what, Man, my success, all that's
going on with me, I can only attribute to this turnaround.
And the turnaround was simple. I turned around and started
looking at God. That was the simple move.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Man.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I just turned around and started looking at him, and
I was going, Okay, I get it. Now, you created me.
You're the creator. You have a purpose for me. I
understand that. Now. Now let me just walk in that
purpose and let me get to doing that purpose. Now,
my purpose and your purpose and their purpose and anybody's

(03:42):
perfect purpose could be different, and the way you go
about the purpose can be different.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
And that's the part that I've really grown up to.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I've opened up my mind to understanding that everybody's different,
nobody's quite the same, and that is not my right
position to judge, but to be of a forgiving spirit
and understand and forgive those as I ask God to
forgive me. See, that's the key. That's the key, y'all.
So when you're out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness,

(04:15):
understand in the large Prayer as a segment that says,
forgive us our trustpasses, as we forgive those who trustpass
against us. There's another version says forgive us our debts
as we forgive our debtors. It's two different versions, but
either one it means the exact same thing. It means

(04:36):
simply this, that you are asking God to forgive yours
like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes as
we forgive those who trustpass against us. When I cross
the line with you, God handle me the way I
handle people when they cross the line with me. You

(04:56):
feel what I'm saying to you, See, you understand that.
That's the breakdown of it. Best way I can give
it to you. Forgive us our trustpasses as we forgive
those who trustpass against us. Forgive me God for stepping
over the line, like I forgive those that step over
the line on me. That's the hard part, man, That's
the part man I've really been working on. I've been

(05:18):
really trying to get that together. And so I've learned
forgiveness a lot better over the past five years than
I have before, and it's paid off. I can't tell
you how it's paid off, because now God's mercy and
grace is all over me, because I've learned to become
more graceful. Now I ain't graceful like him, I ain't

(05:42):
merciful like him, but I've learned to become more more graceful,
more merciful, because man, I can't live my life like that.
I just got sick of me. Man, you mad at
me now I'm mad at you. You hate on me,
Now I'm more hate on you. I ain't got time
for that. Man, I've got you. Look here, you got
somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's time consuming.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Hating. Trying to seek revenge just time consuming.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
It take up way too much of your time to
seek revenge when vengeance ain't really yours. That's another one.
Vengeance is mine saith the Lord. It ain't yours. So
now when you go to seek it to take it out,
guess what you're doing. You're doing something now.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Man.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Now you off in the area that you got no
business being in, and instead of steady climbing your ledder
like you're supposed to. You didn't take out time for vengeance.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
To hate. I'm a hater. I'm a be a blogger.
I'm a blog about so and so.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
When you're blogging about somebody, and most of these people
you don't even know when you're blogging about somebody, what
you're doing, what you hating.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It takes time to hate.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Man.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I just decided, Man, I got to take all my
time and instead of have doing time and being active,
I got to be proactive. See some people get that confused,
being active and being proactive. Pro is positive. Pro means
to move forward. You know, if you put pro in

(07:19):
front of most words, it's a positive influence. You know,
there's the pros and the cons. The pros is the
good side, the cons is what can go wrong, the
bad side.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
You know, if you're active, that's one thing.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
But if you proactive, you're going forward in a positive direction.
When you become a pro that means you the best
of the best at whatever it is you chosen to be.
I'm a pro so somehow, and I'm no English teacher
of grammatical God. The word pro a lot of times

(07:53):
when you put it in front of something means positiveness.
So now a lot of people think that if you
as active, something had to happen. Well, I'm doing something,
and that's what happens.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Man.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
We just find ourselves doing a lot of busy work
that really ain't about nothing and ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It ain't got no.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Direction or no purpose because we haven't tried to find
out the direction of purpose. So you wake up, you
and your wheels are spinning. You a hamster on a treadmill.
You're running real fast, but you're just going in the
same spot. You understand that's cause you just out here
being active instead of proactive. Why don't you get God
in your life? Why don't you turn and face your

(08:30):
creator and find out how to become more proactive so
you can do things to move yourself forward. How you
can get your life off the ground and get off
the treadmill and really get it rolling in the direction
that it needs to be going. Man, I'm telling you,
God can make that change for you if he see
you making the change for him. See the whole key, man,

(08:54):
the whole key is you got to be willing to
do something. You got to give God something to black
bless me God, And then you go sit on your
couch and you ain't trying. Okay, bless me God with
what what are you working with?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
He can't have the people hire you if you ain't
put the app in.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Come on, man, the blessing comes when you make a
proactive step, when you try to do something on the
positive side. Look, man, I'm gonna quit messing around with
all these people. I'm gonna start going home. I'm gonna
leave these women alone out here. You got to say,
all right, man, I ain't going over there tonight. I
just ain't gonna get.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Then God can work with you.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
God help me stop seeing all these women. But you
steady going over there calling them setting up stuff. We
can't nobody help you because once you get over there,
you already know. See, you gotta get proactive. You gotta
do something yourself. You make one step, he'll make two.
That's the key man. So come on, y'all.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Morning show.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Everybody, Now, I have your attention, because it's about to
go down, all the way down.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm all the way up now it's about to go down,
but I'm all the way up.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Why does it sound like a gospel song?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
When you sing, that's what I wanted to have. A
gospel man, I'm all away, all on the rough side.
Sharlie Strautberry.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hey, good morning, preacher Steve Harvey.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
That you are. Yeah, that ain't my calling. My calling
has been to do the Lord's work, but not not
in the pool pit. It's too dangerous up there for me.
I'm not gonna be able to uphold the standards of
pool pit ism.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay, it's a caller for real, good morning. I love
that adverb you made up.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Pool Yeah, it's a poor pitt etiquette. I'm not gonna
be able to maintain. As soon as you say something
I don't like, I'm gonna have to say something you
ain't gonna like.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Hm, and uh yeah, we'll work on the forgiveness later.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Ladies and gentlemen, Junior, best level one Christian I know
and have no interest in advanced Christianity.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well you've certainly leveled up since we first met twenty
years ago.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh praise him, caler, old nephew, tell me in the building, caller.
I used to come here because we were doing radio.
He did a small syndicated version. We did Dallas and.

Speaker 10 (12:00):
La.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
So we did two hours live at four a m.
From l A.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
And so we did six hours of radio day and
so we would stop at six o'clock and go live
to l A after two hours of live in Dallas.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I was staying up all night coming.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
You're staying up you sleep?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, I'm scared. I was in the street. I was upstinding.
Oh okay, was at the What's yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:38):
It was the w Dog.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
It was the l Ray that Wednesday night at the
al Ray. I would lead an l ray, make one stop.
Then come to work one day and she said, Steve, what.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is all that glitter?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
It was so while, so wild back in those days.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I had so much glitter on me. It was on
me for three days. I couldn't shy with that glitter off.
I had hell and a mustache.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
I can't see that.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I can't see you like that man.

Speaker 11 (13:21):
Praise God that he is gone.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Thank my heavenly Father that he is no longer. Oh boy, oh.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
God, we were wild and okay, you're listening.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back what you got for his nest?

Speaker 8 (13:43):
I want to date your mama. Mama's need love to
all right, let's go get dog.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I want to date your mama.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Hello.

Speaker 12 (13:53):
Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Chris Burns.

Speaker 13 (13:57):
Jesus her Son.

Speaker 12 (13:58):
How you doing man?

Speaker 6 (13:59):
My name is Gordon.

Speaker 12 (14:01):
Just recently joined the church Man within the last month,
and I was trying to get in touch with Miss Burne.
One of the members gave me a number, but I
guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
guess it is this a home number or what is this?

Speaker 13 (14:13):
Hold up?

Speaker 14 (14:13):
Hell?

Speaker 13 (14:14):
Who is this again?

Speaker 12 (14:16):
My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
the church. Yeah, this is this your number?

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (14:23):
Man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm a son.

Speaker 12 (14:25):
Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Right all right?

Speaker 12 (14:28):
Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do you ever
a seal or a home number? Somethinghe I can get
in touch with Ms Barnes.

Speaker 13 (14:36):
Wait till I tell me tell you your name is
what Gordon? Gordon?

Speaker 12 (14:40):
Gordon not just joined the church man, so I might
not have met you yet.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
James.

Speaker 12 (14:43):
Okay, Well, God bless you man, Thank you man.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 12 (14:47):
Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number
from you?

Speaker 13 (14:51):
I mean, you just joined the church. I mean I
don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
I mean, is there anything Is there a message I
could pass on to it?

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Though? Well?

Speaker 12 (15:01):
Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if this all
right for uh, for me to take her out. I've
been seeing her for the last hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, holdo tell about that. You You
were just sending you a new member to the church,
and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give
you my mother's number.

Speaker 13 (15:20):
And you're asking me if you could take an out.

Speaker 12 (15:21):
Man. Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had
her phone number. I guess they give me your number
by mistake. You know that's my reason for Carl. I
thought I was gonna get her. I want to take
her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.

Speaker 13 (15:33):
Well, I've been quite honest, man, I just came back
on from overseas, from fighting and everything.

Speaker 12 (15:37):
Man.

Speaker 13 (15:37):
And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
I ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody,
and besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
in the sixties.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Man, How old are you? Man?

Speaker 12 (15:51):
I'm thirty six.

Speaker 13 (15:53):
The hell out of here.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
You How old man, I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.

Speaker 13 (15:57):
What is you doing? You do realize my mom is
pushing sixty?

Speaker 6 (16:01):
Right?

Speaker 12 (16:01):
But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
nothing but the number. Man, This wasn't in your heart man,
And how you carry yourself?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
You know?

Speaker 13 (16:11):
Yeah? But my mom Hey, hey, but my mom ain't
no cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming
after you right now. I remember telling me that she
tried some new things at this church. But going out
with some thirty thirty?

Speaker 12 (16:24):
How are you you do a baby man like I'm thirty.
I'm thirty six.

Speaker 13 (16:28):
Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danged to say. Okay, okay, James,
let me tell this man, friend, I ain't even know
if calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to speak
with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission from you.
MS Burns is a grown woman would decide whoa whoa
whoa talking about that? I don't think you here of me, man,
I just came back from fighting over see. My pops

(16:50):
passed away not too long ago. I am the man
at the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right,
I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
as well just stick the church dog, because you know,
as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
no blessing from me to you.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
I tell you that right now.

Speaker 12 (17:11):
Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Bro. You might no, No, I'm not.

Speaker 12 (17:18):
But I respect the fact that you've been overseas and
you've been fighting for this country.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (17:22):
But if I decide I want to speak to miss
Birds about going out, I say, Miss Birds has every
right to decide if she would like to go out
with Gordon or not, and Gordon wants to take her out,
I took her up. Hold it up, Look, bro, I
don't care how old you say you are, all right,
Number one, you're too young.

Speaker 13 (17:39):
As I already mentioned, al right, this ain't going down with.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
You and my mom.

Speaker 12 (17:44):
I'm straight up, hey, man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,
you bring up my mama.

Speaker 13 (17:49):
You letting the word your mama come out your mouth again,
that's gonna get you up.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
All right.

Speaker 12 (17:54):
I don't know where you're from. I don't get how
old you are. I'm pretty sick man.

Speaker 13 (17:59):
I know what you're My mama go to and and
it ain't gonna be her and you. You ain't gonna
be asking her.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Out, all right.

Speaker 13 (18:05):
I don't give what it take. I will show up
on Sunday, catch up in the pul pit or wherever
you're gonna be sitting in the back in the choir.
It don't matter. Something is going down. You wire not
gonna get with my mama like that. You got that.

Speaker 12 (18:19):
That's up for your mama to decide. If your mama
want to go out with me to have dinner. I
ain't nothing wrong with this man happening. I'm from deciding
it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before,
be blessed or get your whoop. You got two choices,
all right. I didn't fight let's see three years to
come back and also deal with my daddy died and

(18:39):
then come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I
don't know what I'm gonna do unless.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
You want to get it like that, suffer from once
a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release
all that on you got that. I don't play it.

Speaker 12 (18:54):
Hey, man, listen, I don't want no Trump.

Speaker 13 (18:56):
It don't matter to me. You can qulch you.

Speaker 12 (18:59):
Okay, Look, man, listen, I ain't trying to have no
trouble out you.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Man.

Speaker 12 (19:02):
All I'm finna say is this right here? I'm I
talk to you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
talk to them?

Speaker 15 (19:08):
Are you not hear me?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Man?

Speaker 12 (19:10):
Okay, I'm crazy right now?

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (19:12):
Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
to you?

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Man? Oh?

Speaker 12 (19:15):
You explode?

Speaker 13 (19:15):
You ain't got nothing else to say.

Speaker 12 (19:17):
I got one more thing before you explode?

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Man?

Speaker 13 (19:19):
Is you listening?

Speaker 12 (19:20):
Yeah? Man?

Speaker 6 (19:21):
James?

Speaker 12 (19:22):
What hey?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Man?

Speaker 12 (19:23):
I want to tell you this.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Man.

Speaker 12 (19:24):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your mama, I got me the brank bone. Call you
ghet them out of here. This is who hey, man,
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Man.

Speaker 12 (19:40):
Your mama told me, she said, my son been overseas,
he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said,
we got to get that back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
my mama, are.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
You are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Man? We got you good.

Speaker 13 (19:53):
We listened to this show overseas. Man.

Speaker 12 (19:57):
First of all, I got to say thank you for
fighting for this car. I want to ask you one
more thing.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
What is the baddest and.

Speaker 12 (20:03):
I mean the baddest radio show in the lane?

Speaker 13 (20:06):
Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey more than show. Get
it over season in the States. Thanks man.

Speaker 11 (20:14):
That is stupid?

Speaker 8 (20:16):
Is I mean?

Speaker 11 (20:16):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm sorry what.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
You said?

Speaker 6 (20:20):
It right there?

Speaker 11 (20:21):
Say what you said.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Stupid? No yourself, baby, no, ye, don't let up. All right, nephew,
thank you. Coming up next, it is asked the CLO
our Chief Love Officers, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

(20:45):
it's time now for as the c l O Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. When it's cute,
sell look at him. This one, Steve c l O
is from Santana in Detroit. Hewn Rights. I've been dating
a woman that's separated from her husband. She recently moved
in my apartment complex, and we both have six year

(21:07):
old sons, so that's how we met. Her son told
his dad that mommy had a boyfriend, and all hell
broke loose. He came to my apartment one day and
threatened me, saying he is getting his family back and
I'm in the way. I told him i'd respect his
wishes because I don't need the drama. My girlfriend says
it's a lie and he's crazy, and she still wants

(21:28):
to be with me. What do I do?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Save your life? Dog, Save your life. You just said
it ain't worth the drama. You're gonna respect his wishes,
So now let it play out. Let some time go
between it. If she want to be with you, let's
just see how they workout. But this food right here,
you got to be careful. He that already came to

(21:52):
your apartment, I ain't like he don't know where you live.
And that little damn boy, he gonna tell it again,
Boy for her back. As soon as she says it,
Boy for your back. Guess who's coming back?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Daddy?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, there's not just they're just separated. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, moving on. Uh huh keiitsa and Houston says,
my fifty one year old stepfather and I don't get along,
and uh, it's putting a strain on my relationship with
my mother. I hang out in a popular downtown area

(22:28):
and so does he. He seems to like girls around
my age, and it's disgusting. He flirts and sends drinks
to ladies, and one of my former classmates says he
even DMed her on Instagram. My mother knows I don't
like him, but she doesn't know why. She keeps lecturing
me about being rude and said, I need to work
on my attitude. Should I tell her why I'm rude?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Hmmm.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's a tough one because it's your mother, so she.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Can see in law damn stepdad, Yeah, I mean stepdhead Damn.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't know, you know, but I would just say, Mom,
i've seen him out before where I go, do you
know he goes out?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
No, I see it's hard, you know, I mean, but
this is her mother, got a strain on relationship. Here's
what I know you're not fit to play my mama.
That's what I'm not fiting.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Now, you know, some.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Boyfriend girls and one of my dudes or something. I
might stay out of it. But once I see you
playing my mama, you're not playing my mama. Dog, that's
not gonna happen, not me, not as a man. You
can't do nothing to my mama. So I'm assuming a
lot of women feel that way about their mama. What
so the playing my mama thing, I don't. That's off limits.

(23:52):
My mother in any disrespect towards her is off limits.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
So so what is she do though? So does she tell?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Well, if she was me, I whoop his ass. But
that ain't what's going to happen. But she ain't me,
So I think I think she may have to pull
her mother's coat and just say, mom, do you know
that dad goes out to the same place as I
go to And that's the.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Problem I have.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
And I've seen him out there doing the last.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
And I think he is doing the most. And that's
why I don't care from him, because I don't want
you to get hurt. Yeah, and then maybe maybe she
needs to know that cause because you're not fin to
clown my mama.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
No, not in front of me.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Oh you sure do that? Partner?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, all right, that's good.

Speaker 11 (24:39):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, that it is.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Develle in North Carolina says, I'm forty year old, single
woman with three children from a previous relationship, and I
recently met a man that was about to go to
prison and he will be out in sixteen months. We're
getting to know each other while he's inside. He was charged,
he was charged with being an accessory to a crime.
And he's never been in legal trouble before. He's forty

(25:06):
four and will have to start all over again when
he gets out. So that's my only concern. There aren't
many good men left, so I'm trying to do something different.
Am I foolish to fall for a man in jail?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Well, you say you want to do something different, this
is really different. So now you have hooked up with
a man that did she say? He was on his
way to prison.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
So now he got to go for sixteen months and
you all are spending this time to get to know
each other.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
How what what does you how is you getting to
know him?

Speaker 5 (25:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, I'm listening now, lady.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I think you need a hold type before you put
a lot of stock in this because you I'm not
gonna really know this guy until you spend time with him.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
You have to spend time with him. He can't be
doing time.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
You have to spend time different We're talking about time,
but it's two different ways. You need to spend time
with him. But he got to do sometime first. And
until you spend time with him, you're not gonna know.
You're not getting to know nobody that's locked up. What
he rights is, what he wants, what you want to hear? Yeah,
you know he's enjoying this. And then now you know,
I'm not saying you are just you know.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
What?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
What am I looking for the word?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I'm not saying you just own a guy or disassociate
yourself with I'm not saying that because some good brothers
is locked away. But you need to wait. You need
to wait until you find out who he is because
you don't know nothing about this man. That's true and
accessory to what crime?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
What about this? A woman has kids, right, Steve? And
when how soon should she introduce her kids to a
man that she is dating and has been dating for
a while.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
If you've been dating for a while.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
That must mean there's some serious interest in So as
soon as you think a guy is a serious contender,
I think that's when.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
You have to introduce the kids. But I think you
have to do it at a public place. I think.
I don't think you bring them to the home.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I think you meet up park or McDonald's with a
little play area in it so the kid can go
off and play and just see how he reacts to
the child and how the child reacts to him.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
But don't do it in your home that way. If
you don't get the reaction you need, or you won't, then.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
It won't know where my dad at, you know, just
some dude at the park you talk to. You know,
kids equate things in their house as belonging to them.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Oh, you know you're listening morning show, right, So, Steve,
the other day you told us that Marjorie does not
like for you to eat in bed. As a matter
of fact, she doesn't allow it. So we have a
question for you this morning, and for everyone all the

(28:06):
guys in the show. Does your significant other have a
house rule or rules that are very serious and if
you break them, he or she will kill you, not literally,
of course, but let's start.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
With you, Steve, let's with him.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, let's start and finish with you.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, I know, I know for sure I can't lead
that damn toughness.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
See that's yeah, that's death on the spot.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
That's not even nothing new. Matter of fact, I didn't
even feel comfortable saying that a lot of me. That's
that's that's very common. That's a house.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
But have you heard Steve guys say, well, uh, you
should put it down, you know before you well, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I said that the last time we was in Africa.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
You said, what if you said?

Speaker 6 (29:02):
What?

Speaker 11 (29:03):
He said?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
What she said?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah, we was arguing about the toilet seat under the
mosquito net, and I thought I was so sick of
her talking.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I said, well, I'll tell you what, next time you
go in there, you let it back up?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Have you lost your entire mind? And how did that? God?

Speaker 11 (29:21):
That evening go.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'm telling fellas right now, don't say that. Don't say it.
The warning listen, I'm just don't say that.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Why can't we win that artist?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's not a movie. It's no argument to win, Tony,
because I gave up.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's made to go down anyway. It's not made to
be up, But why does it go up?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Hello? Hello, I.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Don't why put it up.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
To use it?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I don't even get that part.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
What you want us to pee on the top? Okay,
you don't think you don't know why we got to
let the lead let it up.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
It's not that much when it's down, it's not that
much real extra room though.

Speaker 16 (30:06):
You don't understand this aiming to in the morning.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
It's aiming at aiming in the morning.

Speaker 11 (30:13):
That ain't good.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
You don't know if you're gonna get some unexpected spray.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
You don't know.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
You ain't never had all You ain't never had a
split decision.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, hello, Yeah, I know. It's a mystery that you
go to the bathroom in the dark and we start peeing.
It don't hear water?

Speaker 8 (30:40):
Am I?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Well?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
And I know I'm peeing and I don't hear nothing.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
This road.

Speaker 11 (30:52):
Hey, you can't find a light switch, turn the light on? Oh,
no water.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I've been standing there.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I've been standing there, pitt and didn't hear no water
and leaned over the cut the light switch on. Heat
all over the glade, air fresh, y'all on the soap.
I was there for minutes washing down, but left, but

(31:29):
left the peat on the soap.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I just didn't. I didn't see it.

Speaker 11 (31:38):
It's so real.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
You take all that and you you can wake up
the next morning look at the bathroom, be like God.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
But see Shirley and Colin. See y'all don't have little boys.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
No, y'all didn't have little boys, and you would quit
asking why this is the toilet seat?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
And either or if you had a little boy.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'm thinking, God, right now I had a girl.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, he ain't even I don't even think we try.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
It doesn't sound like straight in the water. It doesn't
sound like well, that's true.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
We have waited till the last minute anyway. Yeah, and
why why is that we pulling it out? Is already peel?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (32:24):
Yeah, none of these are lie.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'm here.

Speaker 11 (32:29):
In the way.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You in truble.

Speaker 11 (32:33):
In a way I don't know, but that wrap the
way I'm going. You're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I didn't know it was all of this, did you?

Speaker 16 (32:44):
Y'all had no boy?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
No?

Speaker 11 (32:47):
But women, women can hold it better than men.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
And when we're even, Yeah, we can cut it off
the whole church service.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
No, prop I can't cut.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
It, Okay, well, we can cut it off. But I
tell you what, you blow You're kidding out your back
clamping shut if you want hope up, it's gonna blow
your kidding out your back.

Speaker 11 (33:10):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
You ain't gonna believe you don't have to go to
the hospital. Part.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
What's wrong with Steve's shut? Try to shut it off. Now,
when you're a little boy, you can clamp and shut.
But if you're grown man and you clamp and shut,
they're gonna.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Go to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You're gonna do my little boy cold he got he
got hold hold god, ass is fit to get admitted. Man,
checking at you guys, he said, you're gonna have a risch.
You're gonna have a wrist bracelet on this season.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
You got just so you know, just so you know,
we don't have We don't have to cut off the
little boy's got. And we ain't got the speed they got.
We ain't got none of that. We might stand there
by seven minutes.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Who that.

Speaker 9 (34:03):
They got nice streams pressure push out everything good.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
We don't have it. It ain't the same force.

Speaker 12 (34:12):
It ain't.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yes, I guess when I was a little boy, I
could push your coke can up the street.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Yeah, yeah, I can write my name in.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
The day, I go to the bathroom. Now, sound like
ice cubes going into water ices.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
You're listening.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Morning show?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
All right, guys, it's time for a rounded. Would you rather?
Would you rather have morning sex, midday sex, or late
night sex?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yes, morning, mid day and or late night.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
You don't care.

Speaker 14 (34:55):
That's not a wood you wrap. That's who that's that's
that's that's just we would that's all that.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
In the morning, damn.

Speaker 11 (35:05):
I mean if I'm coming out of surgery, I don't care.

Speaker 17 (35:10):
We can have.

Speaker 11 (35:12):
All of the above.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, I can hold it in surgery.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Under in the season.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yes, with the Dindal office, why they giving me gas? Yes?
Either or not?

Speaker 16 (35:30):
I focus in a crisis, I will.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Try go ahead, all right? Would you rather own five
mansions or own one airplane, one helicopter, and one basic yacht?
Five mansions or one plane, helicopter or yacht basic?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Well, okay, say it again, Shrey.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Would you rather own five mansions or would you rather
own one plane, one helicopter or one basic yacht? Which one?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I'm gonna take the five mansions?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
You have no idea. I can't. I'll bring money that
other stuff you.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Got a lot of money.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
His answers, you're getting it from somebody that know the
math on it. We can't run none of that, can
We don't know how to turn.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Nothing on.

Speaker 12 (36:23):
None of that.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
We can't start the plane. We don't know none of that.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
The cost of that, man, take them five mansions and
sell them and go make your life right, that's what
you do.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
All that other stuff is crazy. It's crazy, all right,
timing and toe up the damn yacht. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (36:48):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Would you rather have a mate that lives constantly or
a mate that is brutally honest at all times?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah? I'd rather have a make just brutally honest.

Speaker 12 (37:02):
What you what?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I'd rather have a mate that's due to ly honest,
not me. I'm lying, I'm lying in I get.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Come on, what's your head?

Speaker 16 (37:18):
Yeah, I'm dumb it up, man, I'm saying really honest.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
I'm already.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
So you want to tell the truth, but you don't
want I mean you want someone to tell you the truth,
but you don't want to tell the truth.

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Okay, no lie to me, Okay, don't just hurt my
feelings every damning lie.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
All right, we gotta go that's today's round of would
you rather you're listening.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Morning show?

Speaker 18 (37:44):
This is how you know your neighborhood. It is about
to change. Like if you hit a song right here
they come, they come in, white coming, they moving in.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I got wrong for you. You got one.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It ain't just that neighborhood, no, No, white neighborhood has
changed too.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah yeah, Now if you're in the white neighborhood, it
ain't bad. No, they in the white neighborhood. And you
hear this, it's changing.

Speaker 18 (38:20):
Get out the way, Get out the way, get out, get.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Out the way.

Speaker 11 (38:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I better get the package.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
That was all the way.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
That was us moving to them as a matter of fact,
as a matter of fact, that year.

Speaker 10 (38:49):
All right, you got another one. Here's another one. It's
a mixed neighborhood. But it's just black and white. It's
just black and white. Comfortable, back cool, you've learned to
live with. What's there? Black live the white, white lad
the black. All of a sudden, you hear this.

Speaker 19 (39:05):
Slave mint best, salmon ghetto savios best Sandomeo Traves, sloven
min Bes Salmon gehettos best Sandomo Travis.

Speaker 10 (39:34):
Come somebody.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
You are here, okay, all right, I got warm. Watch
how I do this? Watch how watch how stay out
of trouble?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
And watch this right here, This song right here is
if you're in your neighborhood. This is a good way
to tell that you got to be open minded now,
because a closed mind is an ignorant mind.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
True, true, It's true. A closed mind is an ignorant mind.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I have become a type of person where I'm open
to all my brothers and sisters.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (40:20):
But let's say church service is over right, right, everybody comfortable?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Now you have to have the quiet and let out.
Everybody's out. They're out. The choir director is out, is
out of church. He in his own element.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
And you hear this.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Churches all way?

Speaker 16 (41:21):
Okay, drum so.

Speaker 15 (41:25):
Ytligion out in the world, said.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
The choir.

Speaker 11 (41:47):
Let out.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
The choir directors have come on sis wrong.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
What's about to happen to your neighborhood?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
We'll be.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
You're listening Morning show coming up at the top of
the hour, right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter.
But up next, nephew Tommy right here with today's frank
phone call. What you got, nef, what's well?

Speaker 8 (42:50):
I think I've found out a way to help a
lot of different relationships out there. Oh no, you know
I am. I am ready to love guy, you know
what I mean. I'm I'm I'm a throw a little
something at you. I think, you know, if we do
something called a four to three relationship, four three relationship,
I think this really has the ability to take off

(43:11):
and do some goodness in relationships. So four to three, Yeah,
four to three is where you're with your husband for
four days and another man for three days, and we
balance that thing. You see what I'm saying, and everybody
gets some time to themselves.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
And that's what you mean.

Speaker 11 (43:34):
This is against my this is right here.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
On the show.

Speaker 11 (43:38):
Why no, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
I don't and I can't do that. I can't do it.
I'm not going to mess up my money. But but
but I'm here on the radio. I'll tell you how
I'm feeling this morning. Okay, A four to three relationship
four days over there, three days over there, everybody reunite
at the end of the week. Everybody happened. Let's just see,
let's just both three relates the name of the show.

(44:00):
From now, I'm gonna be ready to love.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
No cat dog.

Speaker 13 (44:12):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Yeah, this is him.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Hey Maurice, my name, My name is Devin Man. How
you doing this evening? Brother? Man?

Speaker 5 (44:19):
I'm kind of sleeping, man, I'm working. Nice bro, what's
going on?

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Who is this? Is Devin Man. I talked to your
wife Keisha the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah,
that's my wife. Yeah. I talked to you while she
in right now.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
No, she's not in.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
She at work. Bro. Okay, okay, I'll finally don't no,
I mean to wake you up. You work at night
or something.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Yeah, I'm a craning operator at night.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
No a people don't call me. That's three o'clock either.

Speaker 14 (44:41):
What's this?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
What is a bill collect or something?

Speaker 6 (44:44):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I
talked to you wife. Man. She's interested in this thing
we got man called a four to three relationship.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
She told me she want me to call back and
talk to her husband about it, and she gave me
the number to hit you up at the house, man
and let you know all about the four to.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Three relationship because she's really interested in it.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
A four to three relationship. And you say you talk
to my wife about it.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Yeah. I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
She gave me the number. She said, call him back.
He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
him up and see if he likes she said. But
she definitely likes it, man, And she wanted to see
if you would be interested in the four to three
relationship too. You know, I want to get your approval
on it before we went in it further. But your
wife was very excited about it, man. She was wanting
to get started as soon as possible. And I wanted

(45:26):
to see about contacting you and making sure that you
agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to
get your blessing, gets your approval on it.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Yeah. I'll try to do anything to make her happy, though,
but I got to get some more some information about this.
What is that again?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
For three three? No? No, it's a four to three,
a ford to three relationship is what it is.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Okay, Well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm
willing to listen.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Okay, Well, listen, man, we were probably gonna get started
right away, probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. You'll
go through Monday through Thursday. And then and then I'll
pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll
go ahead and get this thing start. I think after
a month you'll pretty much catch on everything.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
You know, there's something gonna ship to the house a
pick you say.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Pick up? What you mean pick up?

Speaker 5 (46:12):
She shouldn't mentioned any of this to you, no, man,
say it's nothing this to me?

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Okay? All right? Well what this is, man? A four
to three relationship, Maurice?

Speaker 12 (46:20):
Is this?

Speaker 6 (46:20):
You know, you spend four days with Kesha and she
comes over to my place and she spend the other
three days with me. That's what a four to three relationship.
So see this kind of frees you up, man on
anything you might want to do on those other three days, man,
where she might be tying you down, you know, So
for them days you know you would hear. But the
other three days you kind of have some free time

(46:42):
to yourself, but should be over my place on the
other three days. That's what that's what basically a four
to three relationship is.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Pardon me, say what now? I say, pardon me? You say,
she'll spend four days with me, three days with you.
That's that's it, sir, that's the four to three relationship
right there, Maurice, you know you you really gonna like this?

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Man? Like I say? She was excited about it?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Oh are you serious?

Speaker 13 (47:04):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Yeah, I'm dead serious man, Like I said, Keisha was excited.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
I know wife ain't discuss you about basic ship s
finished four days with me?

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Three days with man?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Don't you talking about my wife?

Speaker 6 (47:19):
No? Yeah? I know you hold up? What thing again?
My name is Devin.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Devin say bro, I don't play things.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Man.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I don't know how got my mama?

Speaker 6 (47:31):
What's what I mean? My reason?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
What's wrong?

Speaker 6 (47:32):
I mean a lot of couples are doing.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
What's wrong? That's my wife wrong? What you think you're
talking to? You ain't talking to? No plot? What the
think you're talking to?

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Okay, well listen, man, A lot of couples are doing
the four three.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Man, give what other couples is doing?

Speaker 12 (47:47):
Harme?

Speaker 5 (47:47):
But my wife and me ain't interested in no four
three relationship. I can't be I can't believe you want
my foot this man? Are you saying? Just calling me
talking about only three were shipp No? I don't you
I want your name? Why don't I didn't know you
worked that night?

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Man? Like I said, see when I came over last week.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Man, hold hold hold on, hold on. You came over
well last week. I know you ain't finished. Safe what
I thank you for the day. You better not said it.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
You bet not said it.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, player, you
been talking.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Don't stop not go ahead? My reson? Hold up, dum
this this gids hold up?

Speaker 5 (48:24):
You know now I'm up player, I'm up like doing
I said, go ahead. I don't all I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
I came by there last week. Man came by. Well,
I came by your house.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
You come by my house?

Speaker 6 (48:37):
Okay? Are you at eighteen? Poor thrill?

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Get by being here for the last ten years? Oh
so get me about your health house.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Okay, no, because because okay said he I didn't call he.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Should right, because this Burris man. First of all, you
don't work. He's gonna tell me you've been in my house. Okay, player, okay,
go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
If y'all nothing interested in the four to three man,
then I won't I won't be wasting the money more.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
You don't waste time, you really are? You waste time
calling me with my little wife. Don't tell you about
she want to four three, and she never told me
nothing about pleass you got the wrong one homeball and
nothing wrong my relationship.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Okay, okay, So why would she tell me she interested
in the fourth three?

Speaker 5 (49:19):
I wouldn't give up what she told you. I know
I take care of my dad real my right O three.
I wish she willie is three days. I wish she
would anyway. I know you how you know it? I
don't know you from manic ooh, I don't mind taking
off work tonight to sell you what's going on my
house with my clean at night, working off night. Now

(49:41):
I'm gonna ask you again, how do you know us?

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Man? I know y'all through Tommy Man?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Who is Tommy Tommy? Who's Tommy Man? Maurice's nephew Tommy.
This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Dog your wife Keisha gotten me the breakfall call with you? Man?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
You telling about to Steve Harty Show?

Speaker 6 (50:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Man, next you talking the little ball head mister Steve Man.
I know y'all ain't with me. I know y'all with
BTD man. If Steve said next to you, tell y'all
now why you watch Steve need to be over here.
I just slept down. That's your ball head. But you

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ain't got nothing.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
That supid, super Man.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
You know I got to go to Sport to the
C show. You shold me you got to go to
where you work at night.

Speaker 12 (50:36):
Man.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go back
to sleep. Man, one more thing up. Tell me this man,
what is the what's the baddest that, I mean, the bad.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
This real cutter. You ain't got to I wish I
was there. I wish I would tell you you.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
Hey, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Man, Steve Harvey Marty Show.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
Now you have it full three relationship.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Think about it. Just think about it.

Speaker 11 (51:06):
Think about it.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Okay, talk now, just give it a shot.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
All right, still right, My next stop, my next stop,
wrapping the microphone. July twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight.
I will already be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium
Comedy Club. The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are
on sale right now, right now, right now. What I
got landing the cook I got some stuff, man. Let
me see Buffalo, New York. Laying in the cut I

(51:31):
got some stuff laying in the cut. Okay, I don't
kill y'all, but if you're ready board and if you
come Tallahasset, Floyd, I believe that's laying in the cut.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
We'll talk about that later.

Speaker 11 (51:40):
But all right, all right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today, and the subject
is I want to teach these twins a lesson. All right,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy
Morning show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting and more,
please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com

(52:06):
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the Aire, just like we're going to
read that one right now.

Speaker 11 (52:15):
Okay, bugle up and hold on time.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
We got it for you here. It is a Strawberry letter.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Nephew's subject I want to teach these twins a lesson.
Dear Stephen Shirley, you are not going to believe this.
I am thirty years old, and my longtime friend has
and my longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister. I
can barely tell them apart. Sometimes they both have short,
curly froze. They both have dimples in both cheeks, and

(52:43):
their bodies are the same. My girlfriend and her twin
love to prank me and confuse me since they look
so much alike. Their little pranking went too far, and
now I want in on the fun. Two saturdays ago,
I had a cookout and my girlfriend and her twin
showed up wearing the same short set. I had been

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drinking and cooking all day, so I was feeling good
and sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. I
texted my girl to bring me another beer out to
the patio. She brought the beer and leaned over and
gave me a wet, nasty kiss when she handed it
to me. So I grabbed her by her butt and
pulled her onto my lap. My cousin said that was

(53:26):
his cue to leave. So my girlfriend and I were
about to go at it right as as it was
getting good, the twin walked out to watch us. I thought, okay,
this is freaky, but we kept on grinding and kissing.
Then my girlfriend jumped up and the twins busted out laughing.
That's when I realized it was not my girlfriend that

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I was about to have sex with. It was a
twin sister. They played another prank on me, but I
wasn't laughing because I was ready for some action. Since
then I came and stop thinking about the twin sister
and her juicy kisses and how good her body felt.
I don't think she was just pranking me. I felt
like she wanted me for real. They started this, and

(54:11):
I want to finish it. I'm thinking of asking my
girlfriend for a threesome with her sister. Would I be wrong?
Please advise? You knew that was coming, right, You knew
she was over.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I didn't see that. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
You didn't see it coming. This is good, all right?

Speaker 6 (54:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Well, I'll put it like this. If I were you,
I wouldn't necessarily suggest it. I think it's up to
them if they want to go there to suggest this.
If this is something you really want, and it seems
like you do, because they are really messing with you.
I mean, it's really beyond a prank. Now. It sounds
like they both want to get into some action. I
just don't think you should be acting thirsty anything like that.

(54:57):
Let them bring it up. I think they're almost there.
You know it kind of almost they're almost there. It
sounds like they would be open to it. It really does.
But I don't think you want your girl to feel
some kind of way. But it doesn't seem like she
would because she was right there watching you guys. So

(55:17):
I think it's just a matter of time before the
three of you are in bed together. I really do,
because you know that prank went a little too far.
The sister was watching, she wasn't saying anything, and it's
not your fault. You really couldn't tell them apart. So
you know, what kind of game are they playing? I
think it's gonna happen. Just wait it out. I think

(55:39):
it will. Steve, That's all I got. That's all I
got for this letter.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Okay, I just a mistake. I made. What I thought
a lady wrote this letter.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Oh oh you did.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
It was a guy that wrote that changes totally. Okay, Well,
let's see Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Before you answer this letter. I want you to think
about it them.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Something that you've been working your entire career to build
is called a brand and an empire. I want you
to carefully choose your words. So I think that I
should read this letter.

Speaker 12 (56:23):
Uh, huh.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
As I'm having an out of body experience.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Okay, that's always fun, Steve, Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Yeah, Stephen Shelley, you ain't gonna leave us in thirty
years old. My longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.
How would you not like the identical twin sister?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Seeing us? How they look just like? And he said,
I could barely tell him apart sometime. That's it.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
So if you're like one, why would you not like
the other one? They both got short carey from both
got dimmers in both cheeks. Bodies is saying. My girlfriend
and her twin loved to prank me and confuse me
since they look alike.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
This they this all, this is themn dog. You ain't wrong,
You ain't wrong.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
They little pranking with too far and now I won't
end on the front. Two Saturdays, had a cook out.
My girlfriend and her twins shoulder wing, same short set.
I've been drinking and cooking all damn day. I'm toe up.
I was feeling good sitting in the backyard talking to
my cousin.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
My dude.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
I text my girl, I told her bring another beer
out to the patio. She bought the beer, leaned over
and gave me a wet, nasty kiss. She handed it
to me, so I grabbed her by her but pulled
into my lap. My cousin said, this is my cute

(57:49):
to leave. This going a little bit too far, cub
good cousin, So my girlfriend we just going at it.
Right as it was getting good, the other.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Twin walked down to watch.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I'm thinking, all right, did freaky Oh, but I'm in
too deep right now, I'm all in. We kept grinding
and kissing. We grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend jumped
up and the twins just busted out laughing.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Then you realize it wasn't your girlfriend that you was
about to have sex with.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Hang on, Steve, hang on, all right, why.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Right now it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter subject
I want to teach these twins a lesson. We'll get
back into it right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
I want to teach these twins a lesson.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
It's really nothing to recap.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
It's just a simple thirty year old longtime girlfriend got
identical twins that came over to cookout one exact same thing,
same handstyle. Bo from got them, got the same body.
He been drinking cooking Texas girlfriend. Longtime girlfriend now said bring.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Me a be out here.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
She bought to be out here before she gave her
a lean over. Gave him a big, wet, sloppy, nasty kiss.
You know that nasty kiss. Tongue all all on your teeth.
If you lick my teeth, it has to happen.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Teeth licking.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
He can't. So now she done came in the backyard
with the twin and did that. He tripping. They grinding, kissing,
the hard pulls her hand.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Cousin looking at him, going, got to get the hell
out of here, happy dog, I want that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
And before I let you see what I want, I'm
gonna get on out of here. Oh they going in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Then the other twin walked out and was just watching.
You thought it was freaky, but to kept grinding and kissing.
Then your girlfriend, you thought, jumped up and the twins
busted out laughing. That's when you realize it wasn't your girlfriend.
You was about to have sex with it. Was her
twins sister. They had played the prank on me. Oh,

(01:00:34):
but here the problem is he wasn't laughing because I
was fitting it. I was finn to tap your sister,
and I was okay with it. Now this is funny
to you, but this sain't funny to me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
So now ha ha he he hell, so now ha
ha he he hell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It's gotten serious now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Ever since then, he can't stop thinking about the twin
sister and that juicy kissing, how good her body felt.
And then dogs say, I don't think she was pranking me, Steve,
see he talking to me. Now, surely this partly let
her ask you, he said, I can see him writing this.
I don't think she was pranking me, though, Steve. I

(01:01:33):
felt like she wanted me for real. That grinding and
that hard kissing, Yes she did. They started this and
I want to finish it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Homie.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
I'm thinking about asking my girlfriend for a threesome with
her sister.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Would I be wrong as hell? Yeah, I'm telling you
you're gonna be wrong as hell.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I can't tell you the times I have been doing
something so wrong and felt so good about it. I
can't count the time when I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Heard in my head, loving you is wrong. I don't
want to be right. I can't tell you, boy, I
know where you at. Would I be wrong for asking? Yes? Now,
what's going to happen though, is it's going to be

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offered to you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Because that was put out as a tease to see
how you would respond.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
It's a great brank, though. Let me just.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Yeah, well, I say, here's the best way you could
do it, bro prank back. One good prank deserves another.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Okay, all right, okay, No matter how hard she arguing
with you, act like, oh I know this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
You, I know that your sister. You ain't fooling me. Yes,
but the girl or just say I know what. You
stopped acting like your sister. Girl, Come on here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
But I think what's gonna happen though, is I think
that was a test, Yeah, to see how you felt
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Girlfriend's with it. She didn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I have a girlfriend with it, and the sister was
with it. Girl, I ain't doing that to your boyfriend. Girls,
suppose you know that's gonna get up in his head.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That's what they wanted. They want that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I have a Steve, I have a question.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Oh Dave, it's been every twin has been offered that h.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
J.

Speaker 10 (01:04:08):
I mean tell me, if it comes his way, should
he act like he's enjoying it or should he still
be mad?

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Fight it? Well, it ain't. It ain't no way to
act man. You just ain't no way. There's no way
to act man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You're identical twins.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Well, just come on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
The should be spanking all on both of y'all and
all this here tired. You shouldn't have been thinking about
this all these years and gonna bring it to me.
Gona hand to me, set all my left because oh,
y'all stop kissing at the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Same time, so ignorant. I don't hold right here. Well
you hold it, you you hold me, You hold her?

Speaker 11 (01:04:51):
You stop, you stop?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Yeah, all right, thank you. I think we got to
see I like her more.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I like her to sing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
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Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
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Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
The Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
You're listening hard Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
All right, guys, there's a new study out and researchers
have identified a strong sign of lying is mimicking the
body language of the person they're lying too, A liar
and a copycat. The title of a new study now
published in the Royal Society's Open Science Journal, could later
lead to application applications of the theory and criminal justice. Wow,

(01:05:38):
So Steve, Tommy and Jr. What's your physical tell when
you're lying? I can you? Can you not look at
Why will we sit here?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Tel that right there? Why would we do that? We
know im I ain't got no tail. I lie to
you dead in your faces. I ain't no tail. My lines.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
You can't ever bust me on the original line. You
you can go days and do some fact checking and
come up with the truth. But the moment, I'm telling
the lie, very very.

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
Girl?

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
What what tail?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Color is your shirt?

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
It's it's leopard? See excuse me?

Speaker 16 (01:06:36):
Have you ever seen when?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Have you ever seen a black leopard?

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
That's the jaguar?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Yar? Wipe your camera off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
You're just gonna go with the lie right now.

Speaker 16 (01:06:54):
I got to keep it going.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Have you ever been something?

Speaker 14 (01:06:58):
Have you?

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Immediately let me ask y'all something. Y'all probably y'all ain't
never took a polygraph before?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I never you took a polygraph before? Hell, yeah, but
comed take the tall you take.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I didn't become a comedian until I was twenty seven.
I didn't get famous at this till I was thirty eight.
Poly have I ever took a protagon federal charges?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
You please? You haven't all them gone?

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
I've been cleared. I'm fine. It's been way more seven years.
I can't get on none of this here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
I took.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Here, your past everywhere was line my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Off the time line right to his aid, you need
to go on first forty eight or something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
The only thing that got me was that video surveillance.
I was standing there right there with the dude. Yeah,
when the truth, that's how you do do it. At it,
Shirley and Carla, what you have to lie when you
don't have to lie? That gives you the expertise at it.
It's pretty y'all, wait till it's time to lie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
That got a horrible liar. I'm a horrible life. I
really am, I really am. I'm the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
You're listening morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
All right, guys, here's a question for you. Is it
possible to be too tired to go to sleep? Uh,
It's perfectly possible to feel tired and at the same time,
have trouble dozing off. Certain life stresses and health problems
can leave us feeling exhausted, but at the same time
make it difficult to relax and go to sleep. Also,

(01:08:45):
missing out on sleep can disrupt our natural rhythms, which
can make us feel wide awake when we usually be sleeping.
So here's the question. Have you ever been too tired
to sleep? I've heard people say that before I was
so tired I couldn't even sleep. What do you think
caused that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Well, I know for a fact you can be tired
and not be sleepy, and then sometimes, man, you can.
You I've done myself like that many times. I just
pushed myself to the edge and then it's so much
adrenaline that it takes a while for the adrenaline to
go because you've just been exerting yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
And then that adrenaline is flowing and you're up in
your hype because man, it's sometimes, like Tommy Junior tell you,
after the show is kind of hard.

Speaker 16 (01:09:34):
It's kind of hard to go to seek still excited.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yeah you're tired, Yeah, just yeah, done a show, But
you just be sitting here at two thirty three o'clock
in the morning. Yeah, just a little around. So what
do you do in that case when you know you
have to get some rest?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
I passed the bag, So I'm just this slightly what
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
And you sleep on the plane, Yeah, I try to
get sleep on the plane. I love sleeping on the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
But about Steve, when you're not too tired and you're
getting and you look forward to that sleep, and how
do you good sleep you know you're about.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
To get I'm talking about when I know I'm sleeping U.
You know, like I'll be talking to somebody and be
looking dead at their ass, but don't but don't be listening,
but be rocking back and forth just a little bit,
you know, but not side to side, back and forth

(01:10:33):
like closer to him, fall away, close to him, fall away,
and just be rocking like that, so it don't look
because you don't want to rock side to side because
that throw people off. But when you rock towards them,
that just lures their me in. And then be just
talking and I don't be hearing nothing. They say, I've
shut my eyes completely. While somebody was talking at Lady

(01:10:56):
one time at this meeting, she was talking and I
was just looking at her rocking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
I fell asleep. She said, are you okay? You're right?
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 14 (01:11:07):
See?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I really think you hold the record of getting on
the plane and falling asleep the fastest.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Give it that not put that belt on. Yeah, but
I go to sleep on the plane and the heartbeat
I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:11:22):
Yes, you will have on the plane.

Speaker 16 (01:11:26):
Oh no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Sandy Entertainers Boy KB KP hey b KB snows were
on the plane one time King.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Tour KB was snoring so loud. The white dude next
to him said, hey, are you serious? Are you really serious?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
So k KB saying, hey, man, my bad, but I
do snore. So KB went back in again. Now we
crossed the aisle, k BE snoring so loud. We on
the other side of our men said just holly.

Speaker 17 (01:12:07):
The white dude said, oh my god, from crying out loud, mister,
can you please sit up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
kV told you you. K BE said, hey man, I
just told you I snore. So listen to this right here.
If you wake me up one moment, you ain't gonna
believe what else I do about to because my ass
whooping skills is just as loud as much soul snowy

(01:12:41):
wh kn't be working back over there, And ten minutes later,
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Be with ripping went in again.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
That dude got up out of first class and went
back in. Coach him sat out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Wow. Right, coming up more of today's trending stories on
the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes to after
the hour. We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Well, the Summer Olympics are in Paris, and they're making
sure that none of the athletes have sex while they're
in Paris. They have purchased tiny cardboard quote anti sex
beds that were specifically designed to collapse if two athletes
attempt to climb a climb on them to have sex. Okay,
the card board frame will just collapse if two people

(01:13:35):
are on there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
To stop them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
So that's why that's my question. Do you think these
beds are comfortable and are they going to work? Will
they stop?

Speaker 8 (01:13:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
What the hell we need to be for? All Right?

Speaker 16 (01:13:52):
First of all, if I'm coming in tenth place, I'm
having sex.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Okay, that's way after the bronze metal.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Je climb your athletic ass up on this seat and
let's get start.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
They got a whole toilet in that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
We got plenty of all these athletes in here at
meaty girl was hanging on the shop strong.

Speaker 16 (01:14:16):
Yeah that was said.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
Okay, In fact, I'm gonna start asking about your sport.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
So you shot put, you're strong and the holls. Okay,
that's not stopping anything.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I'm going to down on this floor.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
It ain't got to collapse, right, but there on me
and the synchronize swim.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
What what.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
I'm not kidding? All right, we'll have more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after.
We'll play around it. Would you rather right after this?
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show? All right, guys, it's
time for a rounded.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Would you rather have morning sex, midday sex, or late
night sex?

Speaker 12 (01:15:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yes, morning, mid day or late night?

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Don't care.

Speaker 14 (01:15:11):
That's not a would you wrap that? That's that's that's
that's just we would that's all that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
You in the morning, don't damn.

Speaker 11 (01:15:21):
I mean if I'm coming out of surgery, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
We can have.

Speaker 11 (01:15:28):
All of the above.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I can hold it in surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Under in the season.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yes, with the dinner office. Why they're giving me gas?

Speaker 16 (01:15:43):
Yes, believe it or not, I'll focus in a crisis,
I will.

Speaker 11 (01:15:51):
I try.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Would you rather own five mansions or own one airplane,
one helicopter, and one basic yacht? Five mansions or one plane,
helicopter or yacht s basic?

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Okay, say it again, Shelly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Would you rather own five mansions? Or would you rather
own one plane, one helicopter, or one basic yacht? Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I'm gonna take the five mansions? Yeah, you have no idea.
I can't operate money that other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
You got a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
His answers, You're getting it from somebody that know the
math on it.

Speaker 11 (01:16:34):
We can't run none of that. We don't know how
to turn.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Nothing on none of that. We can't start the plane.
You don't know none of that. Cost of that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Man, take them five mansions and celebrate and go make
your life right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Okay, that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
All that other stuff is crazy. It's crazy, all right.
IM tomming and toe up the damn yat. No, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Would you rather have a mate that lies constantly or
a mate that's brutally honest at all times.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Yay. I'd rather have a mate that's brutally honest. What
you what, I'd rather have a mate that's du to honest,
not me. I'm lying. I'm lying in I get.

Speaker 8 (01:17:33):
For sure.

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
End Yeah, I'm up, man, I said, really honest, I'm already.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
So you want to tell the truth, but you don't
want I mean, you want someone to tell you the truth,
but you don't want to tell the truth.

Speaker 11 (01:17:45):
Okay, No lie to me, Okay, don't just hurt my
feelings every day.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I think all right, we gotta go. That's today's roundup.

Speaker 11 (01:17:56):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
We'll be back with the last break of the day
and some clothes remarks from the one and only Steve
Harvey when we get back at forty nine minutes after
right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, Last
Break of the Day. We've got a great morning today, Yes,
yes we did. We have fun today, Steve. It's time
for you now to take us home with your closing remarks.

(01:18:18):
What you got for us today, Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Well, this is gonna be shortened to the point. I
think I just want to remind everybody something that your
dreams can come true if you're willing to fight for him.
You have to fight for your dreams. You have to
fight for the life of your dreams. You have to
fight to be free. You have to fight to be
an entrepreneur. You have to fight to be successful. You

(01:18:43):
have to fight the naysayers when you say I'm gonna
leave my job. You have to fight the nay sayers
when you say I want a better job. You have
to fight some forces out there when you go, you
know what, I'm gonna leave here to pursue a better
position at another company. You're gonna have to fight for it.
Change requires a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
It just does. It just does.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
I don't know why it is, man, but there's people
always in our lives somewhere who are going to fight
us on decisions that we make about ourselves. I don't
know why it is, but it seems to happen for everybody.
All of us have to fight to get through to
the other side. You have to fight through the wall

(01:19:34):
of fear. You have to fight through doubt, you have
to fight through confusion. You got to fight through the naysayers.
You got to fight through haters. You got to fight
through the fact that it didn't go your way. You
have to fight through the fact that you got up

(01:19:54):
and you just wasn't feeling yourself today. You gotta find
a way to fight through, to find something in you
that makes you keep fighting even when you don't. There's
a poem that stands in a poem that says, if
you can force your heart, your nerve, and your sinew

(01:20:17):
to serve its turn long after it has gone, when
there is nothing left within you except the will to
say to them, hold on, you have to fight like that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:31):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
The funny thing about that line and that poem, I
think that's ah if if and the Stanzas says, if
you can force your heart, your nerve, and sinew, sinew
is the fibers that holds all your insides together. They
call that sinew, those tenders or whatever it is, that

(01:20:55):
that stuff that there's lines and hordes and fibers that
hold your heart and organs and all that stuff in place.
If you can force your heart, nerve, ands a new
to serve your turn long after it is gone, when
there's nothing left within you except the will to say
to them, hold on, that's how you got to fight.

(01:21:16):
That's how you got to fight. And it's all right,
but make it a good fight. Don't lay down. Don't
let nobody punk you out your dreams, Don't let nobody
trick you out of what God has for you. Don't
let the fact that you got to fight stop you
from fighting. Life is a fight, man, it's a dog
fight out here. They not walking money up to your house.

(01:21:38):
I'm sorry, they're not passing out you. They don't send
free money to nobody's house. You got to do something
to get it. And if you really want to get it,
you are involved in a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Like it or not, that is what we are in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
We are in a fight, So get with it. Stop
punking out. It ain't time for that. You're in a fight.
We are in a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Let's go. That's what it is every day.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
And if you think it's not, keep sitting up in
here light and letting life slap you upside your head,
because that's exactly what it is gonna do. You're in
a fight, folks. You're in a fight for your dreams.
You are in a fight for the life God has
for you. You are in a fight for your future.
You are in a fight for your promotion. You're in
a fight for advancement. You're in a fight to do

(01:22:31):
life better. You are in a fight to have more.
You are in a fight to succeed. You are in
a fight to overcome. You are in a fight to
beat illness. You are in a fight every day of
your life. What you think this is You got to
fight and make it a good fight. Here's the tip

(01:22:52):
to fighting. If you have God in your life, you
will not lose the fight.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Period. That's all I got to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
If you have God in your life, you will not
lose the fight if you include Him in the process.
Seeing all of my fights, he is my partner. He
my tag team partner. When I tag him in, everybody
in the ring need to clear it. All the people
that take me to court falsely, all the people who

(01:23:27):
lie about me falsely, all the people try to bring
me down for self gain. I'm not over here by myself.
I am protected by a scripture Isaiah fifty four seventeen
that no weapon formed against me shall prosper come from me.

(01:23:48):
If you want to, I'm just gonna tell you, I'm
gonna hand you the scription get out the way. I've
seen him do it for me too many times. But
I know I'm in a fight. I just don't go
to the fight alone. You can't take a knife to
a gun fight. Put God in your life and you
cannot lose the fight, because that's what we in. We

(01:24:11):
in a fight. You feel me, Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Drop the mic, baby, that was a good one, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
That's yeah, nothing over.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
In a fight that you got to fight for your dreams.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Hey, y'all, have a great day. Talk to God today.
He'd absolutely love to hear from you. We'll see y'all
the morth.

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