Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather go shopping with Steve's MX, or would
you rather have sex with your celebrity crush?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah? If I shocking with uncle Steve, Yeah, how about
have sex with somebody? As soon as I finished, I'm
have home.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Boy, you'll be flying, Steve. I guess you can't answer
this about your own AMX huh, your American Express card huh,
or a celebrity crush.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't have a celebrity okay.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
All right, and you should not, all right?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Would you rather, okay, whatever?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Would you rather take all of us on vacation with you,
even Dave, even Dave with his newborn baby, or would
you rather spend two weeks alone on a deserted island.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'll take Oh, you can't be with us in our family?
Call them people.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It was Dave and the baby, wasn't it, you boy?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
They were going new bababy crying and stuff and diapers.
You know, I don't like watching people change their other
baby diaper because I have to do with that baby.
Asshole up in the air. You wipe the speeding. I'm
not I'm nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's a baby, Steve, hand me them baby wipes.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I gotta you get the baby wipe. She damn self.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Sorry? Would you rather have have man boobs with huge areolas?
Would you rather send your ex ten thousand dollars which
moves huge.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Alas, I don't care what you're saying about me now,
she finn't get that ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
That that ten thousand dollars and go with them four
houses I gave in way so here I'm not going
to do is have these damn man booth And as
much as I like breast, I don't want my own,
I won't I want yours to be loaned to me?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right? Would you rather, oh this was for Tommy.
Would you rather have the finest caviar with vodka, the
finest caviar with vodka? Or would you rather have a
slab of ribs and a root beer?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Slab of ribs and a root beer? I ain't never
had caviar.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
You had it at Steve's house.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now, I didn't even know what it looked like. I
didn't even see it.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, l I didn't know what's l R again all
little rich because you know, I just found out he
had a sitting area that his wedding pictures hanging in that,
and I asked, what is sitting area outside the master
So little little pretty ball over here got money. Y'ard
Junior got a house with a mask of bed room

(03:01):
with a sittinary offer, LP little pimp.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
All right, coming up, it's our last break of the
day and we'll close out the show with the one
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