Watching The Figure - The Radio Highlights Pod August 22

On today’s radio show, we’ll determine whether Jenny from Forrest Gump is a penis or a genius, and we’ll also discuss the world’s oldest person, who has just passed away at the age of 117...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show, Find the Perfect Gift Idea
and now Father's Day this year with Bunnings. Great for
showing lucky.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh, I'm glad it's Mast and Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Glad it's Mass and Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Nice to be coming this morning. I'm the Madden Jerry Show.
There's the twenty second of August twenty twenty four. Two
Little Ducks. Matthew is sitting in a lake.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh beautiful are they sitting in a lake? Yeah, they're
sitting in a lake. Two little ducks sitting in a lake. Yeah. Hey,
huge show today. I'm just looking at some of the
things we've got wasps things, Yes, on the show today,
pet insurance, yeah, pit insurance. And we're finally getting to
the bottom of one of the penicul genesis topics we've
been wanting to do since day one. And there is

(00:44):
Johnny from Forest Gump.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, it's a big issue that affects Kiwi's particularly now
in twenty twenty four more than ever. And that is
is Jenny from Forest Gump.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah. Was she a friend of Forest Gump's, a lover
of Forest Gump and later his wife or did she
just treat them like crap and then marry him once
he had all the Apple money. Yeah. Is she penis
or is she genius? That's the question.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
And you can vote on three for three oh eight
hundred Hedachy or you can send us a talkback message
on the iHeartRadio app. Will she joined the Pope France
Leaders Debates, mmp CEOs and Tenacious D on the penis side?
Or the Queen monogamy, the All Blacks China and Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
On that genius side?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The Mat Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
So, the world's oldest person, Maria Morea, has died this
week at the age of one hundred and seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It keeps happening to our oldest person, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
They do keep dying, don't they.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
They ain't rain for long.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It's funny that one hundred and seventeen. That's that's super old. Yeah,
that's super old. She was born in nineteen o seven, Wow,
in San Francisco, California.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
She she's seen a lot. Yeah, no, no seven. The
horse and cart Yeah, would have been rampant everywhere. I
mean she'll remember.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
She will remember World War One, Yeah, I mean she'll
remember it.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, she was seven and World War two was right
deep into her life.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, she would have had kids by that stage.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, she would have been like thirty thirty something. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
So she was born to a family who had recently
moved from Mexicorps also known as Mexico, but originally came
from Spain. She lived through two pandemics, the Spanish Civil
War obviously, as we just said, both world wars, and
in January twenty twenty three, achieved a Guinness World Record
as the world's oldest person following the death of that
French nun, Lucille Randon the age of one hundred and eighteen.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
This was the last message that she put out. I
feel weak, your time is coming. Don't cry. I don't
like tears. And above all, don't suffer for me. You
know me wherever I go? Oh we have we but
Cai somehow I always take you with me.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, hold on? Was she Zippy from Rainbow or was
she David Bellamy.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
There's a bit of Winston chipchil in there as well,
just a snuff of Winston chipful.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, you can't be said when someone dies at one
hundred and seventeen, can you?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You can't be No, you got to celebrate their life,
don't you? I mean, boy, she made it through a
lot of stuff, doesn't she? Yeah? So boy, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
A few days ago she told us, one day I
will leave for here. I will not dry coffee you again,
nor I eat yogurt. I will also leave my memory,
my reflections. And I was seeks to exist in this body.
It's very close. This long journey will be over. She's
quite philosophical, isn't.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
She doesn't there, She's smile and she death.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Will find me worn out from having lived so long.
But I want it to find me smiling, free and satisfied.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's beautiful, family said, where will I don't remember her
for her own mission. She's very wise, She's she's lovely.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
She's the best of us.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Less can we bring it back to life?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
We're looking for New Zealand's greatest root at the moment
thanks to the pack up Hazy ip A from Panhead,
and we've nailed it down to three.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
The top three.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Ah, The top three are Offish Pass, Stay Ioway, shovingy three,
a Big Route, Stay Ia five, the Back Route to
Go Romandel, Stay Iowa twenty five.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, so those are your three choices and you can
cast your vote at hardache dot codozid and one person
who casts the vote. All you have to do is
vote for either Arthur's Pass, the Big Route or the
back route to Caramandel, and one person's going to win
one thousand dollars to spend on their own great adventure.
Thanks very much to the pick up Hazy Ipa from

(04:54):
Panhead pop.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Quaz hot Shot. Meshi, what's your favorite route down of
those three.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Arthur's passes?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Say?

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Out of those three, I think is what I'd be
voting for, but the Corimandel back route coming in a
close second, with a close third being the pig Root.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Nice Jerry, I agree with you, Meshi.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
The worst is the pig root. There's not out about that.
Hate the pig root get out second with Arthur's Pass.
Arthur's Pass, How can.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You hate the pigg root? How many times have you
done the pigot?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Millions? Too many hate it? Arthur's Pass. I'm over it,
over Arthur's Pass.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
For me, it's the you've gone over Arthur's Pass or
you're over it. No, I've been over it. So you're
in the West Coast.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Now I've been over tony times. It was closed the
other day, and I like the way it closes.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Does close a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
You know, the back roots commander will never close. The
back roots always open. No matter what happens at the
front root, the back route is always open.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
He kind of pigg roots who is a good option
as well. She has to panhand pick up hazy ap
a pick up as loaded with notes of power nectarine,
citrus and melon with some bitterness in the back end
for a full what's right? Careful through there.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
The winning root's going to be announced early next week.
Then next Wednesday we're going.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
To take the pickup track and drive the route.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
The pigg Root no one, well, maybe maybe it will
be the pig Root.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't think anyone's going to vote for the pickroot. Well,
I think a lot of people that don't know any
of the roots. Like, if you lock down those roots
and you didn't know any of them, agon, you're going
to throw one at the pig root for a thousand bucks. Yeah,
just because it's a funnier name. Just don't do that.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
If you if you don't know any of those roots,
can you just vote for Arthur's or the back root
to Currentanda I don't really feel like fanging it over
the pig group.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Next week, get Get out of your protot.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Coming up later in the show, Wonderful World of Pet
Insurance claims will surprise you how much people are paid
for their pets. Also, a person who was staying by
wasps one hundred and sixty times. Jesus, his name's Andrew
Pounds fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Is he all right? He's fine, He's fine, He's not really,
his bloody is terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Paint Wells the Mahow.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Six thirty two on the Jury Show.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Time for the latest news headlines with Jeremy Wells. Our
first body has now been brought to shore from the
wreckage of the super yacht that sank off sicily? Can
we Captain James Cutfield says the boat capsized out of
nowhere during a freak storm when the boat was hit
by a water spout.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Ah. Water spouts are terrifying, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
So?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Water spout does that like a tornado, but on the
water it's exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
And you see them, yeah, I've seen them before. But
the fact that it had a boat, yeah, it's incredibly unlucky.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's so unlucky.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, Wilmanton quarter final finalist lu Luson will play under
the New Zealand flag at the ASB Classic for the
first time this summer. She's previously played twice at the
ASB Classic as a Swiss player.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Hang on a minute, she can also be She could
be Swiss, she can be in New Zealand. There's somewhere
else she can be, isn't there is one of her
parents Croatia. Is it Croatia something like that, but we'll
take it. Lulis On'siana, good Tiana girl.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Is she playing under the Tiana? Is that a separate country?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yes? Some sand flows et.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
We'll be renamed Sean Johnson Stadium for tomorrow night's contest
against the Bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Really so they're going to actually change all the all
the logos and build the change it are they just.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Thirty three year old playmaker will where the Warriors jersey
for the final time at home, intent on ending this
season on a high. The wire is also farewell, adding
vanel Blake and Jazz Tavanger.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
But they don't get the stadium named after them.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
The Wonderful World of pitt Insurance claims, yeah, the US
insurance Company Nationwide has announced its finalists for the twenty
twenty four Handbone Award, which you must have heard of before.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's a famous award which celebrates the most unusual pet
insurance claims of the year.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
The Hambone the bone Award they called the Boner.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, it's named because there was that dog who ate
an entire holiday hand while was stuck in a refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
So this year's finalists.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Include Archie, Yeah, a New Jersey dog who injured his
paws when he broke through a vintage plate glass door
while trying to alert his family of the mail carrier's arrival.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, well that's stupid. Yeah, when he broke through icy broke.
I mean that's said for Archie, but it's not. I mean,
he's just run through. He's just not familiar with what glasses.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, there was Beer, who's the Pennsylvania corgy who bit
into a bottle of nail ahative and ended up gluing
his mouth shut by the steak.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
That's quite a good one, Beer. And then you will.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Sympathize with the New Jersey parrot named Clover because if you,
of course you have a book called Freddy for the
longest time, don't you yea who made the list after
a growth spurt caused toenails on her feet to hop together.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
What hang on a minute, That just sounds like neglectful ownership,
all right.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You'll also sympathize with the Florida dog named Irma, who
suffered from gastro issues that turned out so feeding middle.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wire pieces believed to be from a barbecue braw. Okay,
will you come on, you'll, you'll, you'll sympathize, but that
get those guest drover shoes.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
You've had some guest issues in the ongoing.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
But I've never eaten the pieces from a barbecue brush.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
And I think you'll also sympathize with a Virginia dog
named Gordon who swallowed two large rocks in his owner's garden.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, these aren't that impressive. Who's who's We've got it?
What's another finance this?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
What about Lambeau, the North Carolina dog who ate a
two hundred and fifty jigsaw puzzle? I like that.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I like that. So all the pits nominated, if the
wood have been have made full recoveries. Members of the
public can vote for their favorite of the finalists through Thursday.
With the winner set to be announced August twenty seventh.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
A game.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, so that does this work?

Speaker 7 (11:12):
So if you die, you can't be nominated for s
almost you give it. There's a life threatening kind of
my light and you're out.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's right. But I mean the one with his mouth
glued shut can't be longer this world.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
That's what I'm wondering, is he doesn't have a lot
of time left, doesn't.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
They got the mouth open, got that mouth open? Yeah,
that's beer the Pennsylvania Corgy. Yeah, I know that's all
sort of on my votes.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
With Lambo, the North Carolina dog who ate more than
two and fifty jigsaw puzzle pieces. Okay, Lambo, Lambo, that's
my vote.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm going with Ima, the Florida dogs got the guestro
issues after they ate mental wire pieces believed to be
from a barbecue brush.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
All right, how smarter dogs? A dog's smart? I mean,
I don't think the dogs are the smartest. I mean
we love them. I think there's we've got in difficulties
sending their dogs.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
So to see that guy that was staying one hundred
and sixty times.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Wow by Wasps By Wasps or wasps. Yeah, yeah, he was.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
He's in Wales. His name's Andrew Powell's fifty seven. He
said he hasn't been able to sleep due to the
pain since the attack, which happened on Sunday. How did
he get attacked, Well, he was he was telling a
field actually tilling, yeah, tilling a field.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
People still till field. He was telling they have an
automatic tiller or it was a manual till. Yeah, no,
it was. I thought he was in a combine harvester.
He's a combine harvest he's a farmer.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
And he's cruising along and he accidentally disturbed a wasp
nest and then all around him, he said, just went
brown with wasps.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
And they got into the combine harvester and then he
drove it out in the cab with him and he
tried to get away nightmare. And then he ended up
jumping in the shower and they still were stinging him
in the shower.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
They were all in his clothes. Oh my god, clothes off.
But by that stage he was in quite a lot
of trouble. I've been stung like once at a time,
and that is that hurts.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, So he called up as mate, Richard, Yes, and
he goes, Richard, this is this is Andrew, Andrew who's
being stung by one hundred and sixty you know, millions
of bloody wasps. He calls him up. He says, quick, mate,
and this is not good. I feel like I'm about
to die. You would. All he could see was white.
Has he been stung so much? And he was dropping
in and out of consciousness. And then he went to

(13:31):
the hospital and they administered adrenaline, morphine and co cat
a mole for the pain. Wow, but he's apparently he's
still not He's not great.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
He's not great. No, that's not what you expect of
a day out for a bit of tilling. Next thing,
you know, one hundred and how many was one hundred.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
And sixty sixty wasps?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Well, he stay by. He was stung one hundred and
sixty times. They reckon about right, But some of the
wasps just went in the in the one place and
just just because they can keep staying the evil thing.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Wasping only only sting if they're threatened, you know. Yeah,
but wasps and distressed admit the pheromone that sends nearby
caling members into a defensive stinging frenzy. So was that
multiple might have been multiple wasp nests that we're attacking him.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, okay maybe, so it's it's quite interesting. There's a
bit of news you can use what happens if you
do disturb a wasp nest and because you can't jump
in water because they'll wait for you, like they're not
stupid or wasp and you can't swap them away. They
ain't you swap them away, They'll come back.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
If you are stung, you should pull out any stings
left in the skin and wash the area with soap
and water. Doctor's recommend applying ice or a cold flannel
to the site for ten minutes and elevating the area
you're just swelling to reduce swelling. You can also take
over the counter remedies such as antihistamines and painculors. When

(14:52):
I was a kid, I got stuck stuck on one
of my hands and it swelled up so it was
like this huge I came to see my mum. I said, Mammy,
look at my hand, and it was huge. It was
like it was like comedy. It was like the ever
ever long video. Oh yeah, it was this huge hand.
It's weird and another time Davy Feather that's got a
wasp on it is here stung on about twenty times

(15:12):
you were screaming and running around the house just looking
at your hand.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Now winds the swimming and to come down at e
still got no sausage fingers.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's what it was. I'm retaining order at the moment.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Podcast coming up after eight o'clock Penis or Genius. It's
a segment we run on the Mat and Jerry Show
every Thursday.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, that's right, because it's thirty years since Forrest Gump
came out the movie starring Tom Hanks. We're asking, is
John a penis or genius? Yeah, that's right, because there's
one way looking at that. She was a bad person,
although she did have a troubled upbringing. So she did. Yeah,
she did.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
So you can write on three for three oh eight
hundred headachy, or you can send us a talk back
message via your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Did you know in the first script of Forest Grump
and the fact they actually they actually filmed it, she
killed her dad?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Did she?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
And then people were watching it and they were like, going,
we haven't actually said what he did so, it just
made it just tipped jan a too far, yes to
have had the committing a murder? Oh okay yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
And also coming up up to seven o'clock, the two
ages that humans hit that age you dramatically, or the
two ages where you age. There's two ages we age
more than any other age.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Twenty five is one of them.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I below it's not is it forty four?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Not going to tell you? Okay? I can't wait?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Which reads that might be Madden Jerry Show radio head
again and it's.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
Madam Jerry, The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass
and Jerry Show Podcast, Matter.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Jerry, Hurucky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Ah, that's Matt and.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Jerry Ruder.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Thursday, the twenty second of August twenty twenty four. This
is the Matt and Jerry Show. Nice TV company this morning.
Coming up a little later on, we're going to be
debating the merits of Jenny from Forrest Gump. That's because
it's what forty years.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Thirty years since Forrest Gump came out. Watched the other day.
I noticed that Jenny, I'm a nice person. What about
when she makes love to him finally at the farm,
when he's gone back and just orders a taxi. The
next morning she is gone and he goes for a run,
and then she wants his apple money. Then yeah, okay,

(17:42):
you're going to be saying that even it doesn't even
tell him that she said his baby.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well yeah, but I mean, so you're going to be
debating that Jenny is penis. You're going to say that,
I'm going to debate that she's genius.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
What did Jenny ever do that was genius?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Well, she ended up having a baby with Forrest and
they had a baby. That's great, that's by the legacy continues.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I mean, she was troubled. Look this, it's a complicated
she had a complicated I.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Know it was complicated, but you know it's not easy.
But for us or the brunt of that complication, you know,
That's all I'm saying. It's a key is should be
to do that, and it's a key issue that we're
finally getting round. Too needed to be needed to be
put through the penis algenias. We've been talking about it.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
We've been talking about it, what for six or seven
years now. We have every week we've been waiting for the.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Thirtieth anivestry and it's here today, so let's do it.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Every week we going what are we going to do
for penicil genius? And every week that are we going
to do? Jenny from borist Gump, No, it's not time.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Last night I threw through to the WhatsApp you know
contents thread should we do marriage? And Ruder said, we
just did that a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's right, hopeless. Speaking of marriage and speaking of Ruder,
any extra, Ruder's got a marital issue he wants to
share with us, and this is the best forum to
discuss marital issues. Let's be honest. It's a nice open
forum and he wants our advice on something outside of
his relationship.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
He's got a marital eighty once this year with us,
but marital issuing much.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Better doesn't involve a marital age than that.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Now, Ruder, you've got a situation that's curing inside of
your relationship at the moment, and it's causing a lot
of problems.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, we'll just when't.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
You know, there's times in your life when you feel
like your relationship's going really, really well and there is
a point of friction in the house at the moment. Oh,
I guess it's quite hard for me to say, but
I do want to bring it to a forum where
hopefully you guys can help me out.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, well, we'll do our best.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Well, we'll come into it with an open heart and
no judgment, and that's what we do here on the
show and three four three or the talk back fraction
on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
If you've got anything you think that you can offer
to Ruder.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Thanks Maddie, good point.

Speaker 10 (19:49):
So my wife and I we've got a seven and
a nine year old and we've only just started introducing
it to a dinner time that they don't just have
water with their meal. We've started giving them like a
cordial oh wow fancy, which is really really they're really
enjoying a black current one at the moment. And that
had been going really well, but unfortunately it's brought up

(20:10):
an issue between my wife and myself.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Oh right, okay, it's a sugar thing of not it's.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Nothing to do with sugar, mate.

Speaker 10 (20:16):
Well, the sugar is absolutely fine in our relationship. The
problem is we've discovered that she is not a lid tightener.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh ah.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
The other problem is, ah that she is not a
lid tightener, and so she puts these bottles back in
the fridge and then I go and grab said cordial
bottles to go and give them a shake on a
nightly basis.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
And what do you think happens?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
It goes shit everywhere.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
And so I very kindly, not passive aggressively, said, hey, babe,
I can't help, but notice remember a few years ago
we had that discussion how you don't really tighten the
lids on things. Now that's coming back to bite us. No, no, no, man,
the loads.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Right, So she's denying it.

Speaker 10 (21:04):
I think she thinks I'm exaggerating it. So I guess
my question is because it's something that hasn't really been
a problem in the relationship in the past, is it
me that needs to change and stop shaking the bottles?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Can I just offer a piece of I think you
should end the relationship now. I think Look, if you've
got someone who's not tightening lids and I think that
you give up, give up?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Threaten divorce and get get the hell out of there. Seriously,
it's not that it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'll take a more nuance a broach than that. Okay,
could you meet halfway.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
What's halfway here?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
She starts tightening the lids.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
That's not halfway, okay, that's it's a minimum.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Someone hitting titan's leads before they put things back in
the breast. That's now, that's what I mean. Are you not?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I don't know, ruder if it's possible to get a
non load tightener to start tightening leads. I've come across
this problem myself.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Someone said some of the first texts we've got, throw
on three for it. Three, just do a number two
in her letter box. That's that's that's cutting your nose
off my face onto something.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
There nder something like.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
So that happens, and oh my god.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
You'll know it's your letter box, and you'll know who
it was. You won't go anywhere near the little That's
a bloody good idea.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
But your wife comes in and goes, oh my god,
someone has done a number two and left you better
still left a note saying you better start totening those lids.
All to be more of this.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Now.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
There's a wee problem with that is that sometimes that
in law's clear our mailbox.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
That's not that's a bonus exactly. No, I reckon either,
do a number two. First, see how that goes.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Then if it doesn't work, that doesn't work, then I
think foot of all.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, but I mean, but can you start checking before
you shake?

Speaker 10 (22:44):
Well, when you're getting dinner ready and you've got a
seven and a nine year old, things can get a
bit hectic in the kitchen. Yeah, And I tend to
get a bit of a mood on.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (22:53):
And then when I get a bit of a mood
on and I'm in a focused area, and then I
just start shaking the bottle. And then I get that
look in my eye?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
What's wrong with the cordial that it needs to be shaken?
Has got a lot of pulp on?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
It's no, it doesn't at all.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I guess doesn't need to be shaken.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Maybe that's my problem?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Is it my fault? Do I need to stop?

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Its giant in the window, like I feel like this is.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Going on?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
There's always in your life looking at your bottle.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
I was going to ask you for some serious advice
as a young guy.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, if you want there, Okay, ruder, if you want
some serious advice, talk about it. Say Look, it would
mean a lot to me if you could put I
understand that you don't like to put the lid screw
the lids on, but it would mean a lot to
me if you if you did, And is it something
that I do that you don't like that I could

(23:45):
work on.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah, and say, if she doesn't come to any agreement
with you, then do a number two in her letterbox.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
And the Nivors Jerry Show podcast a lot.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Of feedback coming in for Ruders.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Assume that he's got going on in his relationship at
the moment where his wife is not growing on the
properly on bottles putting them in the fridge, Ruders and
picking them up, shaking them. The top's coming off and
it's going everywhere.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Still sounds like a new end over.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Let us know where you live and we will come
and visit the mailbox, absolving you from any kind of
blame sycestext Well, it was not.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
A sort of vigilantic that so I think Ruder seputating
his own mailbox is counterproductive, especially if we unleash the
breakfa show faithful on that letterbox disaster. Hey, this is
a good piece of advice.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
You will not win this. The only option is to
slowly build resentment. Let it accumulate until the sweet embrace
of death finally releases you from your miserable existence like
Jerry's parents.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
That is bang.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
On that solid advice.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, how about this with a little bit of empathy.
Maybe she has some trauma involving not being able to
open a bottle when she's dehydrated, and she get dehydrated. Ruder, No,
she doesn't. Apparently she's well hydrated.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Well, okay, that.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Doesn't now, Yeah, I keep that advice coming on three
for the instances. Would it kill you to check the
lid before you shake you mup it? Well, I think
actually that I think that is from missus Ruder.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
This is a real issue though, because I had the
same thing in my relationship, and for a while Chelsea
was just putting the top of the milk lid on
and so it looked like it was on. I like,
totally looked like it was on, and so I'd grab it,
I'd put them and she would leave the milk out,
so I'd go to put it away, and I was
just just swinging the bottle out with gay abandon and
then going to put it into the fridge, and the

(25:28):
top would come up and the milk would go everywhere.
So if you're going to put the lid on, just
maybe turn it a couple of times. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, I would say that that is a basic if
the lid's over on or off, and if it's on,
it's on and can be expected to use as stopping
stuff coming out. Yes, so just rest, I mean, what
what wasting? Why would you rest?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I know that is complete. That is the ultimate lazy
maneuver right there. I mean beside some time of that. Yeah,
leave the lid off, don't put it on, and then
not turn it. I'll tell you something before we go on.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
There's something that's on a more positive note around fridges
and things in fridges that I've only just discovered a
lazy Susan in your fridge, so you can buy these.
It's a lazy Susan. Who's there? You put a lazy
Susan in your fridge freezing, So you've got all your
condiments and you can buy these plastic things and you
spin them around and so you know, it's not a

(26:27):
matter of what's at the back at the fridge or
at the front of the fridge. Maybe you want your
Kai tire fire sauce or your tomato sauce or your
barbecue sauce or your Chipotle or whatever. You can just
spin the thing to the front and get.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Them Fisher and Pikel to put one in just automatically.
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
And now I've got lazy Susans everywhere. Every cap has
got a lazy Susan in a fridge, multiple levels. I've
got lazy Susan's bloody everywhere.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's a total and utter game change. And I think
it's a new thing because we got them from Kmart.
I'm down at bloody supermarket, Wollies. See them there, Woollies.
Now there's a rising tide of people putting lazy Suasans
in their fridges and cupboards, and it's an absolute game
change of meshy.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Okay, let's get Chrisia and Pikel on the lino suggest
that they put lazy Susans. One of the shells should
be a lazy Suasan shell.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Otherwise you're fiddling around looking for your fiddling around looking
for you, buddy. Oh, I see what you're doing there.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
We need butter condishes and we need lazy Susans inside fridges.

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Speaker 2 (29:27):
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Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's seven thirty one time before you already hedaching news
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Philip Holgnoran's finances have been laid bare as his murder
trial reaches the halfway point. The ice surgeons spent almost
three hundred thousand dollars on six workers over five years.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Wow, that is a lot. How many individual sex workers.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
There's about five I think I read about it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
There was one that he spent over one hundred thousand
dollars on a one year.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Right, Madison Ashton her name.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Wow, it's such an interesting trial, isn't it, Because you've
got this guy who's like an ice surgeon and a
respected member of the community. When you scratch under the surface,
it was up to a lot on't.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
They certainly like to have sex questions over why there
hasn't been action sooner to address power shortages. Transpower will
make a decision today whether they'll allow generators to take
more water from the hydro lakes creating more power. Are
you the like big batteries really, aren't they those hydro lakes? Yeah,
because you can't store electricity anywhere, yeah, and the grid,

(30:31):
so you just basically the storage is those giant those lakes.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, it's a brilliant method, you know. Thank god we
built those bloody dams.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh man, you can't. Could you imagine them building something
like that now?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Oh my god, imagine them trying to imagine how much
it would cost to build the Clyde Dam now, yeah,
or any of those hydro dams we've got and getting
people across across the line with it. Yeah, you know. Interestingly, environmentally,
oh great for the environment, but also if you tried
to flood our whole towns man, and you know ecological

(31:02):
areas good Bloody Las Yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
White Tucky one, you know that's got Tikapo and everywhere
around there. I mean that's an entire system. Yeah, it's
a massive system around there.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
And Blues Lock sorry Blues duo. Patrick Tupoulo two and
Stephen Piafetta will both miss the All Blacks Rugby Championship
trip to South Africa due to carf injuries.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I'm not the cheese locke.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Josh Lord and utility back Harry Plummer will remain with
the squad for two tests against the spring Box and
Joe Burg and Cape Town. Captain Scott Barrett, Ethan de
Groot and Luke Jacobson have all been cleared to travel.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Three speak strong units. You're going to need them in
South Africa.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, we need some units over there because they will
definitely turn up with some massive units, a whole bench
full of units as well. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Having a look at the tab, I think the other
day South Africa paying a dollar twenty five, so one
new zeem paying two dollars eighty.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It's gonna be a big challenge. But they if they
play super well, and they could do it well. We've
been following the All Blacks long enough to know that
they can pull it light out of the bag.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
If there's one team who can pull it out of
the bag in South Africa, it's the All Blacks.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is not a bad It's not a bad bit the
Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Is this a viola or a clavical? Isn't I thought
of viola was like a big violin? This is this
is a cleveral Okay, what is this like a It's
not a clever clever goal. It is your shoulder muscle,
sholder bone. We always call it a clever but I've
now forgot clever neet. It's a clevernet. It's an interesting

(32:42):
thing to do back in the day that they just
lead zeppein, just roll in a year oldie instrument into
the studio.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
I've never heard of a clever net. I've heard of
a clarinet.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, So clevernet's kind of like a dinky little piano,
is it right? Ye, oldie piano, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Why did ed Zeppelin have such a white on for them?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't know. They're all into the sort of mystic yeah, sort.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Of yeldie kind of pagan times.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That would be a band that'd be off to find
the brewery of the day.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Oh, you're going to be a banner. They would go
off on an adventure, you think. So.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I had a friend who a very good friend of
mine who lived in the UK, and he was mates
with Robert Robert Robert Plant's son. Oh wow, and so
he hung out a little bit with Rob Plant. Was
Rob Plant Lan great guy?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Really? Yeah? Great guy apparently? Wow, like great guy. I
think it would be hard because you know, like I
remember when I was a kid, I used to be
quite nervous meeting people's parents if they were just a
builder or something, or just you know, like one of
my dad's mates from work. Yeah, let alone going around
to his MAT's house and it's bloody. Robert Plant.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
No, apparently he was not like a rock star at all, right, Yeah,
just an incredibly chill and a good time.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Ah, good to hear. You'd sort of expect that. You'd
expect that, Hey, we.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Were going to talk about this earlier on, so we
should talk about it now. Actually we've been mean to
talk about it for a while. The two where you
aged the most.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, this has been a big story, isn't it in
the last week. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
So, scientists have found recently that aging actually doesn't happen
in gradual linear amounts. It actually the majority of molecules
they studied showed accelerated changes at two particular bursts of age,
and one was forty four yeah, right, and the other
one was sixty.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
What about puberty? Well, are you talking about adult aging?
I'm talking about aging, yeah, because you probably aged quite
a lot when you're born as well. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
So they followed one hundred and eight participants over several years.
So one author of study said, the results show that
we're not becoming old gradually. So your ability to metabolize
caffeine notably decreases first at the age of around about
forty and once again at sixty.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Those two ages there, particularly as metabolizing caffeine a key.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
It's very important in today's society, is very important.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
If you've boys smashed a coffee at four o'clock in
the afternoon, would you feel it?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Do you think long in bed at night? I'm a
big fan of smashing a coffee atour.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Them because so am I and it doesn't affect me
in any way. Shape or formed.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Is it bother me? But I often In fact, just
last night, I was chastised for firing up a two
shot long glass a lot at what time? About about
four o'clock. Four o'clock.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Yeah, and you beaming and beard after that.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
But you also you've got an arcallipsy, So if you
don't have a coffee at four, you're probably asleep by six.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Ye, that's why I do it. I do it so
I can start up till nine, So just offsets your narcilipsy.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
People. Apparently, components involved in metabolizing alcohol also diminish around
the age of forty, so, which is caffeine and alcohol.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Which is interesting because your ability to buy alcohol has
much increased at forty.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Also, people often get muscle injuries and see their fat
accumulation hits in their forties in their mid forties, and
muscle loss happens in your very early sixties.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Wow. Ha, it's not to do with having kids, is it,
Because so forty four, a lot of people will have
had kids for quite a while and their kids are
sort of hitting their teenage years and they're you know,
you know, I'll be interested to out of one hundred
and eight people who was dealing with the worry and
trouble of children.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Oh yeah, forty Well, I wonder it because you sleep
definitely change. Yeah, you know you sleep patents change when
you have kids. Yeah, because before that you're starting to
sleep in and then all of a sudden, you have
kids and you're up up at Spari's fart. Yeah, and
you never quite sleep the same, do you.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
No, you don't. And maybe at forty four your kids
are just a little bit older, so you're really leaning
into the drinking again. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
So apparently both age groups experience changes and proteins which
hold tissues together, not actually tissues like you know, tissue
like skin tshe which likely helps explain skin, muscle, and
cardiovascular changes.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
Ah so yeah, so to sometimes that really the area
is when you ten about forty four, is that when
most of the changes are happening in the body.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Is that male and female?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yes, both male and female. And the advice is researchers
advice making lifestyle changes such as drinking these alcohol and
exercise more when you near those pivotal years, particularly in
your forties. So you should be doing a bit more
exercise when you get into your mid forties.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Is there any one of these studies that doesn't end
with drunk less and exercise more. I mean, come on,
and then by the time you got to your sixties
you got anything else.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
You should watch your carbon take and drink plenty of water.
To a kidney function, you need to do about a
bit of a bit of resistance, work with with the waits,
or just.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
You know, age gracefully and not worry about it. It's
all right, but you do you okay, you do?

Speaker 10 (37:30):
You do?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
You?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Oh will? Yeah, you do?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
You don't worry about me? Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
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Speaker 1 (37:50):
I'm not that crazy.

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Nice TV company This morning on The Managery Show, Thursday,
the twin second of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Welcome along.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
If you're listening via the podcast, Welcome along to the
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Speaker 1 (38:09):
So good to be here. Got a huge hour of
radio planned for you, including Penis or Genius Jenny from Forrestcup.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah we'll do that next. You can be part of
us by texting P or G to three four eight three,
or you can give us a call and tell us
what you think, or you can send us a message
via the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
You'll be arguing that she's genius. You're a big Jana fan,
aren't you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Look, I think on balance, I think she's more on
the genius side than the penis side.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I mean, she has your flaws like we all do.
Gave forus the run around, and she taught him how
to run. She taught him a couple of things at
day she did teach them a couple of things. And
no doubt we'll get into that with some audio.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Then Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
It's Mat Jemmy's penis or genius, pennacyl genius.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
There's a segment we run here on the Matagery Show
where we look at a personal place, an object, something
and we take sides and work out whether.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
It's pedail genius. You can be a part of it by.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Voting on three, four, eight, three or eight hundred hedach
you can send us a talkback message on your iheartradiop
And today we're looking at Jenny from Forest Gump or
she pensil genius.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Wow, I'll be arguing that she's penis. Are you gonna
argue that she's genius. Let's hear from Forest Gump.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
That's true. He didn't know what lovers, But did Jenny
know what lovers? Why are we doing this?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
It's because it's thirty since the movie came out.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, all right, here's my argument. Gave Forrest the run
around for the entire movie. Pes finally makes love to him,
then puts us off on a taxi before he wakes
up the next morning, absolutely breaking his heart and sending
him on a journey running across the country for ages.
When he grows a bit, I will dress.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I will rebut these in a moment, because I can
address that as she very very easily.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Jenny used Forest for safety whenever she needed to hide
from the terrible decisions she made in her life. Yes,
potentially made love to Forest while carrying a potentially fatal
sexually transmitted disease. Okay, yeah, puts Forest in the friend zone.
When he's poor, he suddenly gets rich on that apple money.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Let's get married for this is my genius agment Alright, Look,
I think I deal with all of the points that
you raised there. Look, she was Forrest's friend early when
everyone else.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Is actually being mean to him. Gee, that is true.
They used to hang out by the oak tree, didn't they.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
It was a very sweet relationship that they had.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
That was good of it.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
She also gave him great advice, which was run Forest,
run when those after us.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That was great advice.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
And he broke free of the calipers he did.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
That was great advice. I'll give you that good from Jenny.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I think she did the best she could with the
hand that she was dealt.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Gee, what are you saying is that she wanted to
love Forest, but she couldn't because she was unable to
love herself.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
And she didn't know what love was because her father
was not she was abusive. So she married Forrest's post
apple investment, thus ensuring wealth for her child, which was
good move.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Geus cynical.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Okay, she had some good times on the Nose Cound.
She lived a life, all right. Yeah, I don't do
the smack as well.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I don't think that Noseguy or the Smack was ultimately
a good thing in her life. I think you've missed
the point of the movie if you think she was
having a good time on the Nose couaint.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Look she there must have been some good times there.
It doesn't oftentimes the good times turned bad. But the
idea that it was just bad from the start, I
don't know. She also gave Forrest's first and look, I
accept it was a short sexual experience.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Have you ever been with a girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Sit next to them in my home economics class all
the time?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Oh oh oh, I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
It's okay? Is it.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Is that the audio? But that never happened in good line.
She's got a sense of humor. She's got a sense
of humor.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Also, Ginny went on to marry Frank Underwood from the
House of Cards and she was wonder Woman's mum too,
So I won't have a bad bird spoken about it.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Thanks you, okay? Look strong arguments on both sides three
for eight three or the talkback function on your iHeart
radio app was Jenny from Forrest Gump. As we round
the thirtieth anniversary of the movie Penis or genre, will.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
She join the All Blacks Quiz, Nights Auckland and Christmas
on the Genius side of the Cody log on the
studio wall? Will she be deemed penis like Australia Fruit
and veg Winston Peters and.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
The Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
It's Matten Jimmy's penis orginia.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Since it threty years since the Forest Gump movie was released,
we want to know was Jenny from Forest Gump penis
or genius. You can vote on three for three eight
hundred hodechi. We can send us a message via the
talkback function on your iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
And there has been furious voting on the P side.
Janay is self obsessed and only interested in Forest when
it suited her. Did teach him some good lessons, though,
for sure.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Jennyus geniuses as texts. She gives nerds and those less
fortunate and the looks and confidence hopes that we could
get five seconds of six with an absolute hottie.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yes, I reckon Forrest Gump wasn't bad looking. Tom Hanks, Hanks,
he's all right.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
He sit next to them in my home map glass.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
All the came, oh, okay, all right, p Jenny made
Forrest absolutely ruin her roommate's barthrope pes.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Okay, I think we're a little bit too focused on
that particular mind.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Can I blame you for that? So much happened in
that movie. He met JFK. He met bloody John Lennon.
He was a ping pong superstar. He saved colonel oh,
what's his name, Lieutenant Dan. He pulled Lieutenant Dan out
of a horrible situation of Vietnam and got in a helicopter.

(44:18):
And that's the bit people want to focus on.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
He started the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Oh oh right, okay, man,
I see what you're up to there.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I see what you're doing there. He started apple. No,
he didn't, didn't he No, Adam brought a whole lot
of apple. She had a pure dumb luck with every
other poor shrimper because he was so useless that he
didn't even have his boat out there, and then all
the other boats crashed. Suddenly he's the only shrimper in town.
I mean when he first saw Lieutenant Dan, he jumped

(44:46):
off the boat. It crashed the boat, and then he
crashed all his way to having apple shares.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Genius is this text, and nothing about the Forest Gump
movie can never be considered penis. But without the tap
and gap, we never would have that smiley face again.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, because he went on that run after that. That's
once again focusing this person, says Johnny is pe because
I'm sick of people blaming their upbringing for their bad choices.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Oh interesting, genius, she's so hot that she can set
us find me in in just nine seconds after touching
your bosoms. Why are all of these I blame you?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
So I didn't bring up there. You were the one
that brought that up. And you're not you for that? Okay,
all right, mash Oh, I agree with this. Oh, I
agree with this one. She was brilliant. And The Princess
Bride genius, one of my favorite movies. The Princess Bride
is buttercut.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
Oh, she was great in there, and yes she'll breath
fresh year and The Princess Bride Robin.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Right, all right, the votes have been okay, what do
I do here? Always for you?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
The drum roll?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Now?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, drum roll, now there we go. The votes have
been telling me and the people of Hodaki have spoken,
and John Ay from Forest Gump will join Instant Noodles,
work Christmas Parties, m MP and rats on the gesus. Wow,

(46:20):
it's is it a draw? I don't know. I just
didn't know what way it was going, so I thought
I pushed both ruder. Ruda needs to be like the
Emperor at the coliseum. Give us a thumbs up or
some soign. You've counted the votes.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
It's gone genius, He's saying, genius out there is the Okay, Well, then.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Since she's not going to join, she's Jenny will join
Trampoline's mahogany on monogamy, work, hang overs, and having kids
on the genius side of the p org Colie log
Johnny from Forest Grump, you have been deemed genius, may
live on for all eternity and exalted glory at the
right hand of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, Mohammed

(47:00):
and the Buddha Northland Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
All right, it was an episolute cluster, one job, one job,
but that never happened in all right, Okay, I bet.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
That never happened in Home ak that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Just to clarify, Jenny from Forest Gump is going on
the genius side. She's going to be it's got to
be embossed later on today.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
You know what, I argue that she was Penis, but
now I do understand that the reason why she didn't
stick around with Genius, she didn't think she was worthy
of the pure love that he offered her. Thank you,
and she ran away from it and it hurt forest.
It hurt Forest, hurt her, and it hurt her. It
hurt her.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
She knew she loved him, Yeah, she knew she loved
him despite her issues, and he knew that he loved
her despite her ashoes. That's a beautiful love story. I mean,
we've all got her shoes.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Yeah, we do. We've all got isshoes, some of.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
The I'm a little bit more obvious than others, but
we've all got his shoes.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
She died at thirty two, I believe, and we mesh,
why are you looking at me? We'll got his shoes. Yeah, no, no,
I heard you say that. But this is the first
time you think. I think in many ways, mens, she
you're the Jane of this radio show, the hot E.
I'll take that.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Really, it's all drink of water is a small Lieutenant
Dan Rude is lieutenant. Actually, you know he's more for est.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I'm the John Lennon because he appears in that.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Was the hero.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
You're the Bubba.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I'll take Bubba.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, Bubba's good man man Jerry show ready.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Adding are we happy? With that.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Hold hold weekday mornings from six until night.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Madden, Jerry, Matt.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
He's Jeremy Wells The Maden Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
It's a thirty two time for you're ready heard, I
can use headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Almost two thirds of teachers believe COVID nineteen has impacted
children's language skills negatively. Education Review Office research reveals too
many children are starting school without knowing how to read
and write.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Wow. So that's interesting, isn't it. I mean that's the lockdowns,
isn't it? That have done that? But I mean, yeah,
that sort of divides people into though, isn't it, Because
some people got a lot of help at home and
some people got no help at home, didn't they?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I think it extended things out, didn't it. Yeah, sole
advantage and the disadvantage massively, Yeah, massively. But we knew
that was going to happen.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, I mean the government must have known that was
going to happen, and they decided they were going to
pull the trigger on.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Of course, one knew that was going to happen. Philip
Polkinghorn paid almost three hundred thousand dollars to six workers
over five years before.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
His wife's death.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
That's a lot so Incirconcountant Margaret Skilton says about one
hundred and fifteen thousand dollars was withdrawn from EIGHTMS between
twenty eighteen and twenty nineteen with Sydney six worker Madison
Ashton was living. She she had her own credit card
that he paid for. Wow, which was kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
He really liked medicine, Ashton, didn't he? He really did,
He really enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
She's over New Zealand at the moment she needs to
be appearing as a as a witness, but nobody can
find her.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Really, yeah, I think so. So she was a New
Zealander but no, she's Australian. But she's been over in
New Zealand just visiting or just as she's over for
the trial.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I don't know why she's here, but she's apparently she's
in New Zealand, but nobody can quite find her. Of course,
she was in the matariki room with Philip Polkinghorn twenty
five days after his wife's death.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Wow, three hundred thousand dollars. I mean, how do you
raise that money with your accountant? Because I imagined the
amount of money he was earning. It must have really
been running an accountant. Did the accountant go just look
at this expense here three hundred thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah, But then I mean he said, well, that's my business,
it's not yours. Yeah, because it's not a business, it's
just his personal account.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah right, yeah, I mean there's nothing illegal about it.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
No, and some lower order resistance has dragged Sri Lanka
back into the contest. On day one of the first
cricket Test against England at Old Trafford, tourists recovered to
two thirty six all out after being in trouble at
six for three and one hundred and thirteen for seven.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Are you following that slow news day there? Jury? I mean,
have we got anything else going on in the world, England,
Sri Lanka, neither of the New Zealand sides just check
out just checking it a tru Lanka or New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Well, would you rather talk about questions over why there
hasn't been action sooner to address power shortages?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
That actually said? You say, two hundred and thirty six
all out? How you up next? A terrible thing happened
to my diet yesterday. It's been in.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Terrible things happening to your diet for the last bloody
forty odd years.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
This one wasn't my fault. It's not cheese related, is it?
What are your fault? There was cheese in there, Yes,
cheese in there. You and cheese. But I also raised
a moral question I want to talk to you guys
about I want to know if I'm a thief.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
So I'm I watched my figure at the moment, and
I'm trying not to eat too much food. You're watching
your figure? What are you you?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
What are your old woman? You're watching your figure?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Are you on special?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Are you eating special? K?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I'm not eating special K. But I was made a
special healthy fish pie for dinner, which I ate, okay,
And I was an actis so it was that a
fish pie, yeah, and it was delicious and I had
two helpings and I thought that's enough. But then my
son came back from a sporting fixture and he needed
to be driven around to his mother's house. And on
the way he was very hungry, and he said, shall

(52:50):
we just get And I said, can we can go
through McDonald's and get you a bigger.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
It was good that you. I saw where you were
going with us, where he said let's get up, and
then you realized he stopped and you changed at that
point the story, Yeah, because he realized who actually came
up with the idea of But still you keep going.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
So we go through McDonald's and then I want to
find out if I've shoplifted McDonald's as well, that's the
other question. So we go through McDonald's and he orders
a burger, a combo what burger? It was a double
quarter pounder, double quarter pounder.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
Yeah, because he had any fish pie at this point
or not. He wasn't a part of the fish pie.
He was off for a sporting of vim was your
father some fish pie eating situation? But he did he
what did have dinner waiting for him, So it was
a little bit of a cheeky move to just get
a burger in there in the way for him waiting
at his mother's house. Yes, So we go through the
drive through and I say, wow, well we're here, we

(53:48):
might as well throw a just a cheeky cheese on
there from me, just a cheeky side cheese on near
for me cheese burger.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, and you're watching your figure at the moment. Now,
I'm watching my figure at the moment. That's why I
only got the cheeky cheese.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
You know, slimming, cheeky cheese burger.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Two helpings. Was it a fish pie? Yep, two helpings
of fish pie? Watching my figure at the moment. So
we we go through and when we're being handed the order,
the bag looks really heavy. Nice, But we drive off
and we were over at home and we wanted to
talk about a sporting fixture. So we think we'll have

(54:24):
our book burgers out in front of the house. Also,
he can't be rocking into the house with that burger
when he's got didn't.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Waiting for him.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
That's the reason we opened the bag and there are
four burgers in there and some nuggets. When you're watching
your figure, I'm watching my figure and you just ordered
a cheeky cheese. I just cheeky cheese on the side.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
And he ordered two double cheese burgers.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
No, no double one quarter a double quarter pounded you
double quarter pound?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Okay, that's.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
There's two ekstra burgers in that bag, yes, but no
chicky cheese. So what we've got in that bag now
has got We've got a chicken. We've got two big macs.
That's better, and we've got a we do have the
double quarter pounder with cheese. Okay, it's a good actually,
and we do have the Actually, now I think about it,
we do have the the cheeky cheese on the site.

(55:13):
Any drinks to go with that, yep, there was two
drinks that went with that.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
See a problem though, because I'm watching now you've got
three extra burgers and for four bottles of chips, and
you can't take it inside and say to everybody who's
inside the house, we've got some extra McDonald's says, because
it was.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
A rogue purchase, so we can under what you do.
So we went halves in the car and we halved
it up and ate all of it, like all of
it between the two of us. Oh my god, And
you're watching your figure and I've already had two heldlings
of fish pie. So it raises two questions. One, am
I the victim here because I'm watching my figure and
I've just been I've just been had a whole lot

(55:53):
of food dumped on my lap. Secondly, do we need
to go to jail for not driving back to the
drive through and saying we've been given the wrong order.
And thirdly, do we need to go to hell? Because
there's some poor people out there that needed all those
burghers and they've got like they've just got the cheeky
cheese on the side and a double quarter pounders. So
it was a moral conundrum but also a real blow

(56:16):
to my diet.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Can I just answer the first question? Am I the
victim here? You keep saying we like we did this,
we did that, we did this week, But it's clearly
you that drove the whole thing. Firstly, you were driving
the car, you're the adult. Secondly, you suggested the drive through,
and then you kept driving afterwards, and then you just

(56:38):
suggested halving it all afterwards as well. You also suggested
not going into the house and nothing. You you're the
victim of your own dishonesty, absolutely, but also a bit
of good fortune.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, a bit of good fortune. But then I also
have a lot of guilt because I think who gets
in trouble when they get an order wrong like that?
Is that the poor person that's just working at the counter,
or just Ronald take the Ronald takes that. Ronald take that.
You can take that, well, I'd love to hear from
people in three four three ends and what they think?
Did I do the right thing? You shouldn't need those burgers.

(57:11):
Someone's got tasting him that they got the wrong order.
They got your order, and you got this. I don't
think anyone's questioning with it wasn't my fault that I
ate the two burgers.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Two chips.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
From that and Jerry Show podcast earlier.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
On, you're telling a story about you stealing a whole
lot of stuff from a McDonald's drive through, and the
text are coming. I'm thinking fast this one here. Did
Matt just admit to being the hamburglar?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yes, you did, says the big man upstairs is looking
after you. Everything happens for a reason, and this reason
is you've got a feed and a segment of crap
content for this punishing show.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
That's nice, isn't it. It's like heading the jackpot on
the pokes when you get extra food at the drive through.
So not lot of people saying that I should have
gone back and returned it. Someone else says, thanks. Now
I find myself and McDonald's drive through for a chicky
chiky cheese.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
This text here is interesting. I'm getting the vibes at
Cain's radio goal communist derailed today's show and you'll be
struggling to get it back on track. This is in
reference to us giving away one thousand dollars because of
the twenty five k fiddler which we're operating at the
moment on radio Headarcky Caine from Kai Tai, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Good morning you lovely people. Caine, you have just won
a thousand dollars. Oh I love you call it one hundred.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
That is a pleasure. What are you going to do
with the one thousand dollars? Cane, Cocaine and malt.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
On you will bless you, bless you, good luck.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I wasn't expecting that good call from Cain.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Caine. Cain Caine, have a great one and go die.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
We love you. Thanks very much for listening to the
Mount and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Have a lovely day Today Today. The Day Today Today.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Day Day Day podcast is going to be able to
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Speaker 1 (59:00):
And hey, give them a taste of Kiwi from me.
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(59:21):
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