September 9, 2025 • 26 mins
On the pod today the team have yet another update on the Cryer of Babe Alley, and we try and figure out why shows like Jerry Springer were so successful.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get a it's Deary here from the Headache Breakfast. Just
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get on with the podcast. Welcome along to the podcast. Wednesday,
(00:35):
the tenth of September twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, wow, I know, rocketing through it.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wow, I have some news.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
To beez.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
We need a breaking news thing. I know that I've got.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Wow, Zoe's got some news.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The cry of Bayballey. Yes, I just went to the
woman's toilets the level.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And I know.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And then I saw this person standing in the mirror,
sort of still quite puffy faced, sort of crary, sort
of looking in the mirror, talking a little bit to herself,
rumbling things. I couldn't quite hear what it was because
she was very.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm a good person. I'm a good person. I'm a
good person.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's not that big.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
He's just a I'm going to get over it. You'll
get over it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Get your strong, strong woman.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's just it's.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Legs.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What what do you what do you think if you
had to get for anyone who's hasn't is en up
to day with the cry of babe. Ally there was
a babe out in the alley that was crying and
she it was like it was pretty full on crying
at one point. And this was sobbing I probably like
two or three days. And then the next week she
(01:58):
was back out there. She was still very visibly upset,
and I think she was crying, but not sobbing. And
last week, actually earlier this week, she was.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Dancing, dancing and smiling, looking looking right at us, Yeah,
smiling big.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We were so happy about that when it's okay, because
I mean, look what we were witnessing. There is life
in many ways, isn't it As it flows as John
Johnny tukin that she had said, now you're all clear
to go, and we were witnessing life and it's very
very raw form right out there, and.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Part of me wanted to go out there and say
that to it. Look, hey, it's all gonna be fine,
Everything's going to be all right.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's going to be Okay, it's gonna it's it might
be it might be a complete disaster.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That happens too Yeah that's all good, yep, or it's not,
but you know, life happens. But to be able to
see her then turn around and be happy. It showed
me that when the next bad thing happens to me,
I can I can get through it and then full.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So did you approach the cry of baybelly and the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Hurrying out though, because I wanted to talk to her,
and then by the time I left my cubicle, she
had gone.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Because it could have said, hey, girlfriend around there, you
need a if you ever need a shouldered crying and
I promise we won't share it on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But but you.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Know, how's everything going? How's everything? That's always a question?
How's everything going?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Why? What do you say that you do going? You know? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
With you?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is just chicking in?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You sound like that's traffat, that's what you sound like?
What are you thinks going on?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
If you had to guess, Zoe relationship, some relationship, I'm
not saying it has to be, you know what. It
can also just be a friendship maybe or a colleague
relationship related. Yeah, maybe she too close to work to
be crying out in belli?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Or does she?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Or is she? Where?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Does she work? She works in the building, Yes, well
I assume that.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But but I don't think she works for our company. Okay,
so who else works in this building? There's a logious
there's a law firm. There's a logistics firm that used
to be a past company. I don't know if this
still is.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
There's a sushi place down there. I don't think she works.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
There's a cafe. There's a cafe. She doesn't work at
the cafe.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
The lawyer.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Lawyers and logistics. There's like a freighting company.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Out there in place for a freighting company, a perst
company company?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Is there some at the top as well?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, that's the logistics company.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I think there is a council building. Maybe going in
next door. It's getting isn't she now?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I think she's. My feeling is that she's either a
pest company or legal.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I reckon, Legal, I reckon, I think just you reckon.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I just we've got the full game, hitt.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Let's all make Maybe she just tried to get something
freighted from one place to another and it was very,
very frustrating, and she's trying to there's a package that's
gone missing, and she's upset about.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It, like Ruder with his dog dnaated exactly like his
dog Dna.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Thank you for bringing that aftergain.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Thank you for that guy, because when you had that, Evan,
you were out there vapor and crying every morning. And
I noticed that.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Did you guys see that?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I could see you down the ferry.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
And it's doing a mash and caddy. I was just
sitting here and every now and again, and I hope
people wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
See me doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Do you know? Actually, when we were cleaning out the
studio a few months back, I found six on the
table for him and I went, do floats sometimes still working?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Not that the debut album from the Princess? Were they?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Were they yours tonight or were they?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well? Yes? Said no, yeah, And that we we got
sent like an industrial quantity of expired vapes from a
vape company over at the a SEC last year. I
don't know why. I think we were talking about them
on a podcast. In fact, I think Heath and I
were vaping throughout an entire podcast and in a bit
of a cash for comment situation. They sent us a
(06:25):
bunch of vapes, and then I was basically running a
clandestine dairy across at the ACC where I had just
boxes of vapes and condoms for some reason, and for
some reason half of both went missing. And then every
Monday morning mass you would be like, hey, bro, I
hope you don't mind it. I took one of the
vapes for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
About the condoms, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, And then that happened like every week for about
six weeks.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They all ended up in here.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They're kind of our mind that kind of yeah, okay, anyway,
cry of vape Belly. She I think works for the
logistics company, that's my guess. And I think it's I
think it's an interpersonal relationship that's gone sour because she's
always on the phone when she's out there, she's talking
to someone about it, and I don't think I suppose
(07:15):
you do that for a work thing too.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Also, everybody who's ever out there is on the phone.
That's a good point, you know. Everyone seems to vaping
and on the phone at the same time. It's like
it goes like the double addictions of social media in vapor.
The same goes good at the same time goes good.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
A vapor in the scroll. Never had a va scroll,
man goes hard.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I've never had one. Have I imagine I would have.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Chucking a cry have a vapor scroll in the cry It.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Is a bit like Cludo, like we're trying to figure
out her occupation. We're trying to figure out what the
relationship is that's broken up, and what is the third it's.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
The cryer in Baye Belly with the peach babe.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Oh, yeah, that's good. What kind of vapors you're really
definitely peach.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Some kind of that's fruity. I can just tell, oh,
you're wrecking mint.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You think she's a gilly?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think berry? Is it wrong? I think beer?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's not Perry.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Are you sure? I don't know much about vape.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Berry ice.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Berry ice is my I'll go, I'll go Berry ice.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Rocco Beery should start his own.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Rock berry Ice because he's always on ice, because he
keeps fucking injuring himself stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Should we take a break? Rocking back Erry on Ice?
The musical Yeah I'm just a bachelor.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, I sing it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Someone who knows how to babe.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
And half her.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Should we should we try it? Maybe this week? Should
we get on the podcast, have a vapor and a
cry and see.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
How I've never vaped, so that'd be a world first
for me.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, I've never cried, so we can, really we can.
I've never scrolled, Zoe, He's.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Never scrolled, Jerry, Have I ever scrolled?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
We're thinking we're thinking about getting together and having a
cry and a vape podcast and scroll.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I could cry.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Ruders never ruders, never smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I've never smoked a cigarette.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
We've been through this about four times.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
You've never smoked a cigarette, never smoked a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I see what you're saying, right.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I hang on? Maybe I have vaped? Yeah, sorry, I
have vaped.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
God damn it, rud, I thought, Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I see you vaked that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Have you a couple of times? Have you shout out
to John Day?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well it's the region he's from. It's that Nelson Marble region.
You know, you know, I know, I know, I know,
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
He doesn't know. Zoe knows.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So Zoe's job is intel on the career of Bay Belly.
Is that is that something we're taking out of today's
podcast and get us some vapes for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Next time I go up to hey, girl.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's everything okay.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I you I've seen you out in vape.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Ellis openly sobbing.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah. Is it a boy just chicking in to see
everything's okay?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Is it a boy? Tell us? If it's a boy, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Tell us you want to come on the podcast and
chat about it?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah? I love that. Imagine she was just like, you
know what, fuck that guy, I'm going on this podcast.
I'm I'm laying it all out there, and she's showing up.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You know he's straight and but make up on big nails,
film the podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Doing the whole thing. Revenge Pod.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Turn this podcast into a Jerry Springer episode, wouldn't that
be going?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I mean, I've guys seen that doco by the way,
on Netflix. It's well worth a watch. The Jerry Springer Won.
How they made Jerry Springer, how they turned it from
the lowest rating talk show in America to the highest
rating talk show. Well there's some learnings there for us.
They genuinely are. Actually it was just a standard old, boring,
(11:17):
old one like Sally Juicy Raphael and then they they
then hired a couple of producers who used to work
in the National Enquirer, which is that weird newspaper that
make up it's like a tablo it's like the ultimate
tabloid newspaper in the States, and it's all made up
and like aliens, you know, raped me sort of thing,
(11:37):
well and some kind of weird alien pro hate to that,
and then they got them involved and they started headlining.
They realized that people watched with the soundown because it's
a daytime show, and so they started putting a banner
across the bottom that had a crazy tabloid headline like
(11:58):
my mother as my brother, yeah yeah, and my boyfriend's
cheating with my mum, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And then they would have fights and they wanted to,
and they would ramp it up massively, and they would
give them alcohol, really would take them out the night before,
so they'd fly them to New York, get them on
the po they filmed it. They would put them up
in a real flesh hotel. They went to what they
called it's basically like the Belt across the States where
(12:28):
weird stuff belt. It's kind of Bible Belt. It's not
Ross Belt because it's up the top. It's like Kentucky
wheat Belt. It's kind of where the appollations are. It's
it's kind of where the appellations are. It's like South
Carolina through and.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think that's Bible Belt. Okay, I think it's Bible Belt.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And apparently most weird things happen in this area. And
and then so they'd go down there that advertise down there,
have you ever? Blah blah blah, And then they get
the people. Treat them like rock stars, pay them to
New York, pick them up in a limo from the airport,
fly them, fly them business class funnel person to them, yep.
Feed them with alcohol, leave heaps of alcohol in the
(13:09):
in the hotel at night, all paid for. Everything's paid for.
Go down, have a good time, go out for a
night on the town.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
The night before, here's three fifty dollars. Well, my mate, Charles, yup, totally.
Whatever you need.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Tomorrow we're going to be filming at eleven am. You've
got to be that. They bring them in full here
and makeup, which for a lot of people would be like,
oh this is cooled. Treat them like stars, and then
they'd fire them up beforehand they go so what happened
with your partner? And they go go blah blah and
go what would you say if you know, what do
you want to say to the blah blah? And she'd
go that this is backstage and I want to say
that he's no good chidding arsngs, but you want to
(13:43):
say it stronger than that. I'm going to pretend to
be the person if you were facing up against them,
what would you say? And the blah blah? And then
they coached them, and.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Then they'd bring them out, and then that.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
They didn't tell them, they'd bring the other person out
as well, and they'd coach the other person to credit
confrontation crazy staff.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Was it bear banning?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Was it No? It definitely wasn't. Was it entertaining? Yes?
They ended up overtaking Oprah?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Did it rate its ass off? Yes? Did you ever
watch Jeremy Kyle? Yes, So Jeremy Kyle was basically the
British version of that what did You come Back? But
when I was at university that was big and so
we would come up. Everyone would like skip their lectures
and come back to the halls of residents and we
would watch it as a group. So twenty you know,
unique age students all watching it having their lunch, and
(14:31):
it was so scandalous to watch in a group because
someone would be like, do you know there's always a twist? Well, yeah,
but she's having it off with my brother or whatever,
and then everyone in the rooms is, oh, yeah, and
then they'd do the DNA tis. What was it about
him though, Jerry or Jeremy Kyle? Jeremy, he was horrible.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
There's something I something incredibly like about It's so judgmental.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Look at Jeremy Renner. But yeah, he had that Geoffrey
look about him, like to hate him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You felt like he had done some terrible stuff. Yeah,
at some point it would be discovered that he'd you know,
done something at.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, so be about it. Anyway, how do we translate
that into our show? Do we need to get a
couple of I mean, jeez, I feel like some days
did her a live scar that way? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, what's today?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
We need to fire them up a little bit. We
had Andrew versus Andrew.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
If you could fire them up a little bit zo, yeah,
just on, just before they get on here, if you
could just be like, hey, I just want you to
know Andrew's been talking mad shit about you off here,
and so if you want to address that when you
get one beer batting do we engineer a beer batting segment?
Get people on?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I feel like something that hits me about shows like
Jeremy Kyle and Jerry Springer and stuff like that. Jimmy Wells,
not so much the seven Shop. I don't think I've
seen it on seven Sharp.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Not a lot of conflict on Siven Shop.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, maybe that's the Maybe that's the knock on siven Shot.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
It's when because they're always like, oh yeah Marss and
my blah blah, but like that simple eyes and they
end up getting the dnatist and then they end up
not being the father and then know when they're genuinely devastated,
and then then the mother's.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Like, whoa, I know that job wasn't.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yours, you fucking loser, And they're like, you look at
this guy, he is devastated right now, he's devastated.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
That actually always gets That actually always gets me.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
There's sort of a show like that now on YouTube,
I think, where it's not actual courtroom. It's like these
girls and they get people talking about cheating and all
these gossipy things it's like a fake court room, and
they have them argue against each other, and it's like, you.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Told you dirty laundry. Who doesn't love a bit of
dirty laundry.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We need a bit of dirty laundry.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
We don't have any dirty lawn.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I don't have any dirty laundry.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Well, you guys accused me of having an affair with
the tv Z reporter.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Did not delve into that enough?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Well, instead, you just threw it and ran away with it.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I just throw it out there and then just walk away.
It's called did catting? Did cat in the middle of
the room and you walk out?
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Would you like to address that? Did cat ridden? Well?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
You brought it out, okay, so Eavy Wakefield TV one one's.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Going to start with her name.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah, well it's out in the public. She wrung me
you you she wrung me on blue No, no, no,
I've been texting it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, didn't you tell it? Very important information? She did
not call you out of the blue, solicited a response
from her.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But I thought you had told her to stop calling
you when you're at home.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
No, no, no, So she told me about at night.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
She still saved. There's work.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Actually, this part feels a little bit stalkrish. I had
to go through our old run sheets to find her
phone number so then I could text you. So I
just had to. I just didn't look at Abby A
B B E Y. She's yeah and yeah. She called
while I was working on the run sheet and I
picked up the phone and.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
She's like, hey, Ruder, which is obviously quiet.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Do you have it on speakerphone?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I have to have my stupid phone on speakerphone because
it's so quiet on the handpiece and I can't figure
out how to change it. And no, no, no, I'll
leave that up to you. Then I've tried to fix
that if googled it how I'm menting the phones man
and the phone, and my daughter, eleven years old, says
to her mother, my wife, Oh, who's that? Oh, my wife,
(18:37):
it's just someone from work. And then my daughter goes,
why do you call him ruder? I think he's cheating
on you. I think he's cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You this is with you standing in the room.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
No, I left the room because they were watching Dance Moms.
You heard later, Yeah, so I heard at the end
of my phone call, and in fact, I was dragged
up the cups because apparently at least three times during
my phone call with a woman, I said yeah man,
and they were like, you can't say that to a.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Girl coming from as well.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
So yeah, man, n man, that's all good. Now, we
loved having you on when we were talking the weather, that.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Were the cross we did that were the cross was great.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was great. It was good.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
So it's said that she couldn't come on shey, Yeah,
they should have gaggled her.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
They wouldn't leatter her because that that snail story goes
all the way to the top. I've got a feeling, and.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Also, out of respect for my relationship, I thought it
was a good idea to not get it on.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So yeah, okay, so she so that didn't work out?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
How good is dance Man's though I've never said that.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I don't watch it. It looks it looks fucking awfward.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Compared to the Dallas Cowboys cheerlead? Is it very similar?
Similar vibe? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
That's horrible.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hey, I've nearly finished a loan season twelve twelve.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, have you watched all of them?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I just went on to twelve. You guys have got
to watch it.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yeah, you said, it's good for the family.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Man surviving in the Arctic circle by yourself as a force.
I won't know. I don't want to ruin it for you.
But for two months at least during the winter, the
bit where it starts to go dark.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh you bug of that.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh man, there's no fun. No fun.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You look at people living in places like that and
you're like, man, it is so like even you know,
you're saying about the First Nations people living up there
in amazing, you know, five hundred and six hundred thousand
years ago, amazing. You can see what like, it was
definitely worth having a crack at getting to watch. You
don't have to stay totally. But I think what would
(20:41):
have happened to those people is they would have tried walking,
and they would have walked for fifteen days and still
been in snow because it's that bag over there that
they're like, well, all there is a snow, so I'm
not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It is a long way. I wonder whether whether those
cultures came out of the ice age and then just
stayed in the ice you know what I mean, they
just actually didn't go didn't go warm. How does that work? No,
that's not going to work.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I said all that, I live in Auckland, and you
know I could probably also, Yeah, follow my own advice
and move to Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
There is there is food. The interesting thing is there
is definitely food in those regions. Like there's lots of
fish looking for it. Yeah, there's lots of there's lots
of protein, naw nawall. But it's just hard to live.
Life expectancy was incredibly short, and they were nomadic people
as well, so they would wander around and then apparently
(21:37):
your grandparents would just wander off into the snow. At
a certain point, you'd realize that you were surplus to
requirements for the family and you were just taking all
the resources absolute and you were as a grandparent, you
would wander off of the snow and never come back.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Imagine that. So you say haughty because you at forty
that was it for you. Yeah, it's just man'soe left.
You would because you be sitting around towards the end
of summer and you'd all be sitting around the fireplace
like man tough, tough have We've probably only got like
one or two seals this summer and we're about to
(22:10):
go into the long dark, no food. So all we've
got is four of us. I reckon, we've got enough
for two?
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Who do we?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah? Which two of us is gonna be?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I know, the one that's your gout. The one part
about it is you don't have to worry about refrigeration. No,
so stuff doesn't go off no, which is quite an interesting.
So your food does last.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
But also we've got the dogs to feed, you know,
and if we if the dogs don't make it through
the winter, we don't we eat the dogs, then we
don't get the dogs.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Sometimes the dogs.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Honey pee eating the dog.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But if it's the difference between grandpa and grandpa eating
the dogs or Grandma and Grandpa walking off into the
into the never and ever.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, I need the dogs next summer, now mate.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
The dogs have puppies, so you the dogs keep producing
and you eat old do you eat the old ones
and then next one?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah? Yeah, definitely in the dogs. Because the guy that
I can hear you pleading for your life here, du
but unfortunately I'm gonna I'm gonna need you to walk
out for.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
The Norwegian that was the first to the South Pole.
Then the guy that was the guy that got to
the south pole first, that beat Scott to the south pole.
He what was his name again, Haglin, I can't remember. Anyway,
he went with the huskies and he took a team
of huskies, and then he ate the huskies on the
way home. And it worked an absolute treat. How do
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you cook a husky just you're just bloody cock it
on the fire, wouldn't you?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Rolled?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Armondson, rolled Armondson. So his trick was take the dogs
across them with the sleid. That was a smart move
because they had horses. Scott had horses. They didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
His trick was slow cooked, a little bit of chili oil,
just for a bit of flavor, a lot of salt,
a lot of salt.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
White dog better than brown dog, so that's what I've heard.
So and then he ate the dogs on the way back,
and he feed the dogs to the dogs. So it
was a really smart way of not having to carry
basically your your food sauce was pulling its weight and
then it was your food source on the way back.
With horses.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah in the day. Yeah, I don't know. Man sounds
like horses.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Horses grass dogs will eat dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
How's this smart. How's this for you? Orcas will eat moose.
Did you know? So there's moose in I believe Alaska,
potentially Canada, uh, and they eat algae in the summer.
They'll go and dive down and eat algae. And when
they dive down and orca will eat the moose.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm sorry, a moose will dive down.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
A moose will dive down to eat seaweed and algae
off the floor of the ocean. I believe you the
ocean go. I'm not trying to convince you. I'm telling
you what happens. I believe, just telling you what happens.
And then an orca will eat the moose. I believe,
so gone, retweet that you.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Tell me a big a rood of the red those
reindeers down on the sea, Floyd.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
And the great Shamou has eaten it. And that's what
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But that's not a most is it? What a reindeer?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
The biggest, bigger, so rolled rolled Armondson. He started his
expedition with ninety seven sturdy canine souls. How many how
many do you recking words? Twelve fifteen sore you you
go on? Two closest was Mania eleven is the load
lightened Armondson's slowly eliminated unneeded dogs to provide fresh meat
(25:36):
to the team, including the other dogs.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It was a smart move. It was a smart move.
Dog lovers love that good on the dogs. The dogs
were the heroes there, gave their life so a man
could get to a place on the earth which we
decided as important.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That no one had ever been. Doesn't that I don't
have that, whatever that thing is that drives people to
want to be the first, or the only or the
I do not have that. I don't care no one's
ever been there. I've got to assume, probably pretty sure someone.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I suppose I have to get there at some point. Yeah, okay,
I gotta go, all right,
Get a it's Deary here from the Headache Breakfast. Just
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get on with the podcast. Welcome along to the podcast. Wednesday,
(00:35):
the tenth of September twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, wow, I know, rocketing through it.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wow, I have some news.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
To beez.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
We need a breaking news thing. I know that I've got.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Wow, Zoe's got some news.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The cry of Bayballey. Yes, I just went to the
woman's toilets the level.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And I know.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And then I saw this person standing in the mirror,
sort of still quite puffy faced, sort of crary, sort
of looking in the mirror, talking a little bit to herself,
rumbling things. I couldn't quite hear what it was because
she was very.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm a good person. I'm a good person. I'm a
good person.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's not that big.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
He's just a I'm going to get over it. You'll
get over it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Get your strong, strong woman.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's just it's.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Legs.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What what do you what do you think if you
had to get for anyone who's hasn't is en up
to day with the cry of babe. Ally there was
a babe out in the alley that was crying and
she it was like it was pretty full on crying
at one point. And this was sobbing I probably like
two or three days. And then the next week she
(01:58):
was back out there. She was still very visibly upset,
and I think she was crying, but not sobbing. And
last week, actually earlier this week, she was.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Dancing, dancing and smiling, looking looking right at us, Yeah,
smiling big.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We were so happy about that when it's okay, because
I mean, look what we were witnessing. There is life
in many ways, isn't it As it flows as John
Johnny tukin that she had said, now you're all clear
to go, and we were witnessing life and it's very
very raw form right out there, and.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Part of me wanted to go out there and say
that to it. Look, hey, it's all gonna be fine,
Everything's going to be all right.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's going to be Okay, it's gonna it's it might
be it might be a complete disaster.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That happens too Yeah that's all good, yep, or it's not,
but you know, life happens. But to be able to
see her then turn around and be happy. It showed
me that when the next bad thing happens to me,
I can I can get through it and then full.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So did you approach the cry of baybelly and the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Hurrying out though, because I wanted to talk to her,
and then by the time I left my cubicle, she
had gone.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Because it could have said, hey, girlfriend around there, you
need a if you ever need a shouldered crying and
I promise we won't share it on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But but you.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Know, how's everything going? How's everything? That's always a question?
How's everything going?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Why? What do you say that you do going? You know? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
With you?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is just chicking in?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You sound like that's traffat, that's what you sound like?
What are you thinks going on?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
If you had to guess, Zoe relationship, some relationship, I'm
not saying it has to be, you know what. It
can also just be a friendship maybe or a colleague
relationship related. Yeah, maybe she too close to work to
be crying out in belli?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Or does she?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Or is she? Where?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Does she work? She works in the building, Yes, well
I assume that.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But but I don't think she works for our company. Okay,
so who else works in this building? There's a logious
there's a law firm. There's a logistics firm that used
to be a past company. I don't know if this
still is.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
There's a sushi place down there. I don't think she works.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
There's a cafe. There's a cafe. She doesn't work at
the cafe.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
The lawyer.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Lawyers and logistics. There's like a freighting company.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Out there in place for a freighting company, a perst
company company?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Is there some at the top as well?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, that's the logistics company.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I think there is a council building. Maybe going in
next door. It's getting isn't she now?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I think she's. My feeling is that she's either a
pest company or legal.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I reckon, Legal, I reckon, I think just you reckon.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I just we've got the full game, hitt.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Let's all make Maybe she just tried to get something
freighted from one place to another and it was very,
very frustrating, and she's trying to there's a package that's
gone missing, and she's upset about.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It, like Ruder with his dog dnaated exactly like his
dog Dna.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Thank you for bringing that aftergain.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Thank you for that guy, because when you had that, Evan,
you were out there vapor and crying every morning. And
I noticed that.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Did you guys see that?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I could see you down the ferry.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
And it's doing a mash and caddy. I was just
sitting here and every now and again, and I hope
people wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
See me doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Do you know? Actually, when we were cleaning out the
studio a few months back, I found six on the
table for him and I went, do floats sometimes still working?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Not that the debut album from the Princess? Were they?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Were they yours tonight or were they?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well? Yes? Said no, yeah, And that we we got
sent like an industrial quantity of expired vapes from a
vape company over at the a SEC last year. I
don't know why. I think we were talking about them
on a podcast. In fact, I think Heath and I
were vaping throughout an entire podcast and in a bit
of a cash for comment situation. They sent us a
(06:25):
bunch of vapes, and then I was basically running a
clandestine dairy across at the ACC where I had just
boxes of vapes and condoms for some reason, and for
some reason half of both went missing. And then every
Monday morning mass you would be like, hey, bro, I
hope you don't mind it. I took one of the
vapes for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
About the condoms, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, And then that happened like every week for about
six weeks.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They all ended up in here.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They're kind of our mind that kind of yeah, okay, anyway,
cry of vape Belly. She I think works for the
logistics company, that's my guess. And I think it's I
think it's an interpersonal relationship that's gone sour because she's
always on the phone when she's out there, she's talking
to someone about it, and I don't think I suppose
(07:15):
you do that for a work thing too.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Also, everybody who's ever out there is on the phone.
That's a good point, you know. Everyone seems to vaping
and on the phone at the same time. It's like
it goes like the double addictions of social media in vapor.
The same goes good at the same time goes good.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
A vapor in the scroll. Never had a va scroll,
man goes hard.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I've never had one. Have I imagine I would have.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Chucking a cry have a vapor scroll in the cry It.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Is a bit like Cludo, like we're trying to figure
out her occupation. We're trying to figure out what the
relationship is that's broken up, and what is the third it's.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
The cryer in Baye Belly with the peach babe.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Oh, yeah, that's good. What kind of vapors you're really
definitely peach.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Some kind of that's fruity. I can just tell, oh,
you're wrecking mint.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You think she's a gilly?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think berry? Is it wrong? I think beer?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's not Perry.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Are you sure? I don't know much about vape.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Berry ice.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Berry ice is my I'll go, I'll go Berry ice.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Rocco Beery should start his own.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Rock berry Ice because he's always on ice, because he
keeps fucking injuring himself stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Should we take a break? Rocking back Erry on Ice?
The musical Yeah I'm just a bachelor.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, I sing it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Someone who knows how to babe.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
And half her.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Should we should we try it? Maybe this week? Should
we get on the podcast, have a vapor and a
cry and see.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
How I've never vaped, so that'd be a world first
for me.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, I've never cried, so we can, really we can.
I've never scrolled, Zoe, He's.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Never scrolled, Jerry, Have I ever scrolled?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
We're thinking we're thinking about getting together and having a
cry and a vape podcast and scroll.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I could cry.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Ruders never ruders, never smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I've never smoked a cigarette.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
We've been through this about four times.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
You've never smoked a cigarette, never smoked a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I see what you're saying, right.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I hang on? Maybe I have vaped? Yeah, sorry, I
have vaped.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
God damn it, rud, I thought, Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I see you vaked that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Have you a couple of times? Have you shout out
to John Day?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well it's the region he's from. It's that Nelson Marble region.
You know, you know, I know, I know, I know,
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
He doesn't know. Zoe knows.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So Zoe's job is intel on the career of Bay Belly.
Is that is that something we're taking out of today's
podcast and get us some vapes for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Next time I go up to hey, girl.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's everything okay.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I you I've seen you out in vape.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Ellis openly sobbing.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah. Is it a boy just chicking in to see
everything's okay?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Is it a boy? Tell us? If it's a boy, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Tell us you want to come on the podcast and
chat about it?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah? I love that. Imagine she was just like, you
know what, fuck that guy, I'm going on this podcast.
I'm I'm laying it all out there, and she's showing up.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You know he's straight and but make up on big nails,
film the podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Doing the whole thing. Revenge Pod.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Turn this podcast into a Jerry Springer episode, wouldn't that
be going?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I mean, I've guys seen that doco by the way,
on Netflix. It's well worth a watch. The Jerry Springer Won.
How they made Jerry Springer, how they turned it from
the lowest rating talk show in America to the highest
rating talk show. Well there's some learnings there for us.
They genuinely are. Actually it was just a standard old, boring,
(11:17):
old one like Sally Juicy Raphael and then they they
then hired a couple of producers who used to work
in the National Enquirer, which is that weird newspaper that
make up it's like a tablo it's like the ultimate
tabloid newspaper in the States, and it's all made up
and like aliens, you know, raped me sort of thing,
(11:37):
well and some kind of weird alien pro hate to that,
and then they got them involved and they started headlining.
They realized that people watched with the soundown because it's
a daytime show, and so they started putting a banner
across the bottom that had a crazy tabloid headline like
(11:58):
my mother as my brother, yeah yeah, and my boyfriend's
cheating with my mum, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And then they would have fights and they wanted to,
and they would ramp it up massively, and they would
give them alcohol, really would take them out the night before,
so they'd fly them to New York, get them on
the po they filmed it. They would put them up
in a real flesh hotel. They went to what they
called it's basically like the Belt across the States where
(12:28):
weird stuff belt. It's kind of Bible Belt. It's not
Ross Belt because it's up the top. It's like Kentucky
wheat Belt. It's kind of where the appollations are. It's
it's kind of where the appellations are. It's like South
Carolina through and.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think that's Bible Belt. Okay, I think it's Bible Belt.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And apparently most weird things happen in this area. And
and then so they'd go down there that advertise down there,
have you ever? Blah blah blah, And then they get
the people. Treat them like rock stars, pay them to
New York, pick them up in a limo from the airport,
fly them, fly them business class funnel person to them, yep.
Feed them with alcohol, leave heaps of alcohol in the
(13:09):
in the hotel at night, all paid for. Everything's paid for.
Go down, have a good time, go out for a
night on the town.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
The night before, here's three fifty dollars. Well, my mate, Charles, yup, totally.
Whatever you need.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Tomorrow we're going to be filming at eleven am. You've
got to be that. They bring them in full here
and makeup, which for a lot of people would be like,
oh this is cooled. Treat them like stars, and then
they'd fire them up beforehand they go so what happened
with your partner? And they go go blah blah and
go what would you say if you know, what do
you want to say to the blah blah? And she'd
go that this is backstage and I want to say
that he's no good chidding arsngs, but you want to
(13:43):
say it stronger than that. I'm going to pretend to
be the person if you were facing up against them,
what would you say? And the blah blah? And then
they coached them, and.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Then they'd bring them out, and then that.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
They didn't tell them, they'd bring the other person out
as well, and they'd coach the other person to credit
confrontation crazy staff.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Was it bear banning?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Was it No? It definitely wasn't. Was it entertaining? Yes?
They ended up overtaking Oprah?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Did it rate its ass off? Yes? Did you ever
watch Jeremy Kyle? Yes, So Jeremy Kyle was basically the
British version of that what did You come Back? But
when I was at university that was big and so
we would come up. Everyone would like skip their lectures
and come back to the halls of residents and we
would watch it as a group. So twenty you know,
unique age students all watching it having their lunch, and
(14:31):
it was so scandalous to watch in a group because
someone would be like, do you know there's always a twist? Well, yeah,
but she's having it off with my brother or whatever,
and then everyone in the rooms is, oh, yeah, and
then they'd do the DNA tis. What was it about
him though, Jerry or Jeremy Kyle? Jeremy, he was horrible.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
There's something I something incredibly like about It's so judgmental.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Look at Jeremy Renner. But yeah, he had that Geoffrey
look about him, like to hate him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You felt like he had done some terrible stuff. Yeah,
at some point it would be discovered that he'd you know,
done something at.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, so be about it. Anyway, how do we translate
that into our show? Do we need to get a
couple of I mean, jeez, I feel like some days
did her a live scar that way? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, what's today?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
We need to fire them up a little bit. We
had Andrew versus Andrew.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
If you could fire them up a little bit zo, yeah,
just on, just before they get on here, if you
could just be like, hey, I just want you to
know Andrew's been talking mad shit about you off here,
and so if you want to address that when you
get one beer batting do we engineer a beer batting segment?
Get people on?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I feel like something that hits me about shows like
Jeremy Kyle and Jerry Springer and stuff like that. Jimmy Wells,
not so much the seven Shop. I don't think I've
seen it on seven Sharp.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Not a lot of conflict on Siven Shop.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, maybe that's the Maybe that's the knock on siven Shot.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
It's when because they're always like, oh yeah Marss and
my blah blah, but like that simple eyes and they
end up getting the dnatist and then they end up
not being the father and then know when they're genuinely devastated,
and then then the mother's.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Like, whoa, I know that job wasn't.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yours, you fucking loser, And they're like, you look at
this guy, he is devastated right now, he's devastated.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
That actually always gets That actually always gets me.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
There's sort of a show like that now on YouTube,
I think, where it's not actual courtroom. It's like these
girls and they get people talking about cheating and all
these gossipy things it's like a fake court room, and
they have them argue against each other, and it's like, you.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Told you dirty laundry. Who doesn't love a bit of
dirty laundry.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We need a bit of dirty laundry.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
We don't have any dirty lawn.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I don't have any dirty laundry.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Well, you guys accused me of having an affair with
the tv Z reporter.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Did not delve into that enough?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Well, instead, you just threw it and ran away with it.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I just throw it out there and then just walk away.
It's called did catting? Did cat in the middle of
the room and you walk out?
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Would you like to address that? Did cat ridden? Well?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
You brought it out, okay, so Eavy Wakefield TV one one's.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Going to start with her name.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah, well it's out in the public. She wrung me
you you she wrung me on blue No, no, no,
I've been texting it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, didn't you tell it? Very important information? She did
not call you out of the blue, solicited a response
from her.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But I thought you had told her to stop calling
you when you're at home.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
No, no, no, So she told me about at night.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
She still saved. There's work.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Actually, this part feels a little bit stalkrish. I had
to go through our old run sheets to find her
phone number so then I could text you. So I
just had to. I just didn't look at Abby A
B B E Y. She's yeah and yeah. She called
while I was working on the run sheet and I
picked up the phone and.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
She's like, hey, Ruder, which is obviously quiet.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Do you have it on speakerphone?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I have to have my stupid phone on speakerphone because
it's so quiet on the handpiece and I can't figure
out how to change it. And no, no, no, I'll
leave that up to you. Then I've tried to fix
that if googled it how I'm menting the phones man
and the phone, and my daughter, eleven years old, says
to her mother, my wife, Oh, who's that? Oh, my wife,
(18:37):
it's just someone from work. And then my daughter goes,
why do you call him ruder? I think he's cheating
on you. I think he's cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You this is with you standing in the room.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
No, I left the room because they were watching Dance Moms.
You heard later, Yeah, so I heard at the end
of my phone call, and in fact, I was dragged
up the cups because apparently at least three times during
my phone call with a woman, I said yeah man,
and they were like, you can't say that to a.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Girl coming from as well.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
So yeah, man, n man, that's all good. Now, we
loved having you on when we were talking the weather, that.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Were the cross we did that were the cross was great.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was great. It was good.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
So it's said that she couldn't come on shey, Yeah,
they should have gaggled her.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
They wouldn't leatter her because that that snail story goes
all the way to the top. I've got a feeling, and.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Also, out of respect for my relationship, I thought it
was a good idea to not get it on.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So yeah, okay, so she so that didn't work out?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
How good is dance Man's though I've never said that.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I don't watch it. It looks it looks fucking awfward.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Compared to the Dallas Cowboys cheerlead? Is it very similar?
Similar vibe? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
That's horrible.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hey, I've nearly finished a loan season twelve twelve.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, have you watched all of them?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I just went on to twelve. You guys have got
to watch it.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yeah, you said, it's good for the family.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Man surviving in the Arctic circle by yourself as a force.
I won't know. I don't want to ruin it for you.
But for two months at least during the winter, the
bit where it starts to go dark.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh you bug of that.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh man, there's no fun. No fun.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You look at people living in places like that and
you're like, man, it is so like even you know,
you're saying about the First Nations people living up there
in amazing, you know, five hundred and six hundred thousand
years ago, amazing. You can see what like, it was
definitely worth having a crack at getting to watch. You
don't have to stay totally. But I think what would
(20:41):
have happened to those people is they would have tried walking,
and they would have walked for fifteen days and still
been in snow because it's that bag over there that
they're like, well, all there is a snow, so I'm
not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It is a long way. I wonder whether whether those
cultures came out of the ice age and then just
stayed in the ice you know what I mean, they
just actually didn't go didn't go warm. How does that work? No,
that's not going to work.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I said all that, I live in Auckland, and you
know I could probably also, Yeah, follow my own advice
and move to Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
There is there is food. The interesting thing is there
is definitely food in those regions. Like there's lots of
fish looking for it. Yeah, there's lots of there's lots
of protein, naw nawall. But it's just hard to live.
Life expectancy was incredibly short, and they were nomadic people
as well, so they would wander around and then apparently
(21:37):
your grandparents would just wander off into the snow. At
a certain point, you'd realize that you were surplus to
requirements for the family and you were just taking all
the resources absolute and you were as a grandparent, you
would wander off of the snow and never come back.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Imagine that. So you say haughty because you at forty
that was it for you. Yeah, it's just man'soe left.
You would because you be sitting around towards the end
of summer and you'd all be sitting around the fireplace
like man tough, tough have We've probably only got like
one or two seals this summer and we're about to
(22:10):
go into the long dark, no food. So all we've
got is four of us. I reckon, we've got enough
for two?
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Who do we?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah? Which two of us is gonna be?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I know, the one that's your gout. The one part
about it is you don't have to worry about refrigeration. No,
so stuff doesn't go off no, which is quite an interesting.
So your food does last.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
But also we've got the dogs to feed, you know,
and if we if the dogs don't make it through
the winter, we don't we eat the dogs, then we
don't get the dogs.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Sometimes the dogs.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Honey pee eating the dog.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But if it's the difference between grandpa and grandpa eating
the dogs or Grandma and Grandpa walking off into the
into the never and ever.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, I need the dogs next summer, now mate.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
The dogs have puppies, so you the dogs keep producing
and you eat old do you eat the old ones
and then next one?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah? Yeah, definitely in the dogs. Because the guy that
I can hear you pleading for your life here, du
but unfortunately I'm gonna I'm gonna need you to walk
out for.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
The Norwegian that was the first to the South Pole.
Then the guy that was the guy that got to
the south pole first, that beat Scott to the south pole.
He what was his name again, Haglin, I can't remember. Anyway,
he went with the huskies and he took a team
of huskies, and then he ate the huskies on the
way home. And it worked an absolute treat. How do
(23:31):
you cook a husky just you're just bloody cock it
on the fire, wouldn't you?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Rolled?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Armondson, rolled Armondson. So his trick was take the dogs
across them with the sleid. That was a smart move
because they had horses. Scott had horses. They didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
His trick was slow cooked, a little bit of chili oil,
just for a bit of flavor, a lot of salt,
a lot of salt.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
White dog better than brown dog, so that's what I've heard.
So and then he ate the dogs on the way back,
and he feed the dogs to the dogs. So it
was a really smart way of not having to carry
basically your your food sauce was pulling its weight and
then it was your food source on the way back.
With horses.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah in the day. Yeah, I don't know. Man sounds
like horses.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Horses grass dogs will eat dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
How's this smart. How's this for you? Orcas will eat moose.
Did you know? So there's moose in I believe Alaska,
potentially Canada, uh, and they eat algae in the summer.
They'll go and dive down and eat algae. And when
they dive down and orca will eat the moose.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm sorry, a moose will dive down.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
A moose will dive down to eat seaweed and algae
off the floor of the ocean. I believe you the
ocean go. I'm not trying to convince you. I'm telling
you what happens. I believe, just telling you what happens.
And then an orca will eat the moose. I believe,
so gone, retweet that you.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Tell me a big a rood of the red those
reindeers down on the sea, Floyd.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
And the great Shamou has eaten it. And that's what
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But that's not a most is it? What a reindeer?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
The biggest, bigger, so rolled rolled Armondson. He started his
expedition with ninety seven sturdy canine souls. How many how
many do you recking words? Twelve fifteen sore you you
go on? Two closest was Mania eleven is the load
lightened Armondson's slowly eliminated unneeded dogs to provide fresh meat
(25:36):
to the team, including the other dogs.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It was a smart move. It was a smart move.
Dog lovers love that good on the dogs. The dogs
were the heroes there, gave their life so a man
could get to a place on the earth which we
decided as important.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That no one had ever been. Doesn't that I don't
have that, whatever that thing is that drives people to
want to be the first, or the only or the
I do not have that. I don't care no one's
ever been there. I've got to assume, probably pretty sure someone.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I suppose I have to get there at some point. Yeah, okay,
I gotta go, all right,
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