November 11, 2025 • 28 mins
Today on the pod the guys go really deep into the idea of a new hospitality venture.
What kind of bar could they open in this day and age?
Plus... did you know these guys have a radio show as well?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome along to the podcast. If you didn't realize that
we do a radio show as well, then make sure
you text north or south three three to find out
where the frequency is because we do do a radio show.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's the piece of information that's tacking the world by storm.
If you go onto our social media, you'll see a
litany of messages. I'll search you one up in real
time right now.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Odaky, I should have done this before.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
No, no, no, it's a good time podcast. Yeah it
really is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There's a post saying this could be you being Jerry's
caddy and the comments are all My special skill is
perfectly skipping the intro to every podcast. Also, what's radio Hadarchy?
I thought it was just the Hidachy breakfast podcast. Another
one here from PJ. Mahoney. Didn't realize it was a
radio show. Maybe you could ask your radio show listeners.
Mark has just heard about the radio show. Can't wait
(00:53):
to churn on?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Another one?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
There is Jerry with radio Handarchy. I know him from
his podcast or the guy name Nannia. Didn't realize he
had his own radio show.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Too, And then a bunch of other ones. I didn't
realize this was a radio show too. I thought it
was just a podcast. When's the show on? Clint Roberts
wants to know why Finketty lost his job, and then
someone else commenting on your form, So.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, can I address the question from Clint Roberts the
reason that Finn Ketty lost his job as a caddy
because you think that his name is Finn Kenty, so
you think he'd be a good caddy. He was easily
distracted too, easily distracted by other people that were around
the beverages that were on offer. Yes, just conversations with
other people. Other people came to have a selfie with him.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So you're looking for someone this year who's going to
keep the main thing the main thing.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I'm looking for someone who is actually going to
be a caddy, yeah, rather than just as in it
for themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So you're saying that Mash is guilty of taking the
bag and going off on his own.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He's basically guilty of taking the bag and not bringing
it back. Yeah, that's right, and they did bring it back,
bring it back bloody light.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, and also getting on the green at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, he could have got more on the green to
be honest, He's just I don't know if he could.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He was going pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Anyway, he's gone. He's gone.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So Clint's question is about him losing the job as
the caddy, not about because he used to be on
this show, the radio show.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's what I was talking about. Yeah, I've been too
heavy on the bag and on the green.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I thought there was always the.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Knock on him, right, I thought about him. Actually there's
keddying if it's yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh yeah, the same thing with the kiddy. You may
tell you what you give that guy your bag, you'll
never see it again.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
He's dangerous like that, doesn't he bagger?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And he gets pretty heavily on the green as well.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Pops, it's going to have gone on the polar pop.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's all right?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The white stuff?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Is he out there?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I know that's not no, that's the guy with the
touch of the mashes. Great suit on the guy at
the touch of the mashes. So some of the peripheral
characters of the Hardak Your Breakfast Show podcast into all
of the new listeners that only found out about the
podcast this morning from the radio show.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well right, yeah, and from between two beers is turned.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Up, And what I would say to those people is
if you've just joined the podcast from the radio show,
you may not know that we do a radio show,
So go and listen to that. Some of the peripheral
characters we need to introduce you to is all of
the people that hang out and what's colloquially referred to
as bay Belly, which is just outside our studio. It's
the no smoking area where everyone goes to smoke. One
of the characters as the guy with the touch of
(03:26):
the meshies.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He looks I gotta be honest, spitting image.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Of Meshi's corporate mash. He's corporate mash. He's in a
suit today, a little bit longer here at list Tattoos.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He does a lot of work with the females at
Bay Belly, not doing it now, not as.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Much as the guy who does his best work who's
also out there. He doesn't have a name, aside from
the guy who does his best work out in Beabelly.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Is that the guy that does the best work.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's not the guy that from between two beers.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
No, no, no, that's that's different guy together.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Actually, the guy who does his best work out there
is not actually out there right now. Someone else is
doing their best work in his absence.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Where are they from? Do yourick?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And those guys I think for no, they work for us.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I do that, Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
They work friends in me uh the best.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
But because the listeners cannot see what's happening. But now
it's turned into a dick swinging contest where they're throwing
a rugby ball around and the girls in the corner
are laughing.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's actually a pegskin that is an NFL sorry, a
football and yeah, that's been a recent edition. The corporate
jocks have started tossing the old pegskin down in babe
ally and they've brought a couple of a couple of
babes with them. Wow, there's a bit going on there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
There's a lot going As someone who's had an office
job before, you will look for any excuse not to
be at your desk if there's anything going on, you'll
be like, yeah, so nine eight, So it's nine to
nineteen at the moment.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So they've been here for an hour, yeah, not even.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now forty five minutes and they're straight out there for a.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Black black top, black skirt. Doesn't look like she knows
what to do with the situation.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
She looks.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Sure, she's she's a recent addition to the crew. Look,
she's not often out there the other ones, the other ones.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
A veteran. Yes, here up, yeah, here ups a veteran.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Here ups a veteran.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Fase jacket, cream jacket, cream jacket. Would you say?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh, the beige, the Bone, the crane, and the off white,
the ivory by any other name.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
The boys are just out vaporing and chucking the pigs again.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So much oil in here out there that the U
is about to invade. I'm thinking sales roops of some sort.
That's we'll get back to them.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Hey, I'll tell you what we need to do. We
need to talk about this this bar that we're going
to open. Yes, business fventure.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Should we take an early break and come back and
talk about our business venture?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, big announcement today that Push Push playing four gags, Auckland,
fung Aparo, Hamilton and the Mount. Yeah, four nights in
a row from like the nineteenth of February or something.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The vendor approach yesterday, I think it was off here.
We stumbled upon something, a new business venture because I
think you and I were looking to open a bar.
I think we've been to enough bars. On these export
ultra beer Guden tours of the world that you know
I've seen, I've seen a lot that I feel like
New Zealand's missing, and I think I could run a
pretty decent bar.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I think I know what people want, particularly dudes, but
checks as well. I just I think.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I think the American sports bar model is so simple
and it's all around having the best possible time you
can at the pub, and I feel like that's not
what we do at our pubs. There's no entertainment options
at our pubs. There'd be two tiny little TVs and
other than that, you sit around some eighties furniture and
just pound passe.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
But I would like to bring a bit more entertainment
to it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And so the target, the target demo that you were thinking,
twenty five fifty five, twenty five fifty five male.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Male skew, but yeah, male skew. This actually came from
the name came to us as all great radio things do.
You get the name first, and then you're reverse engineer.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's all to do with the name.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
And the name. It's a word's word that's been.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Stuck in your head for quite a long has it
ever It's been discussed a lot on the podcast a
little bit on the shell as well, and that is yoppers.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yoppers. I keep saying in front of my kids, and
I'll just say yoppers and they're like, why you keep
saying that, Dad? But I'm the kind of guy that
gets a word in his head and I can't get
it out.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
And I think some people would say it's a inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Disorder, and I reckon some people would possibly grap auth
it and maybe medicate themselves against it. But I'm not
gonna do that because I've dealt with it for my
whole life. But I I have currently got yoppers in
my head and I wake up this morning. I woke
up with yoppers and my head does in the shower,
and I thought of yoppers. I think of yoppers in
the show quite often. Yeah, I thought I And then
(08:00):
immediately I was thinking of you. And then I just
I will literally be by myself in the bathroom and
I'll be maybe shaving or something, and I'll just say
the word yoppers, and I'll say it out loud.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's a great word. We've discussed it before on this podcast.
The root word was a meme that no one can
remember that I sent to Joe Jury and he has
no memory of it. And it was of a model village,
like a like that you would make around a train set.
And then there was a peasant woman leaning out of
the window, and the caption was but did they have
to give her the yoppers?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And she had now she had what used to be
referred to as plb's what's punishingly large breasts?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Okay, I think plb's thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And the thing about this is, though, and I that
you have been looking for the meme. Yeah, you can't
find the meme.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I can't find any reference to yoppers anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Not only that, but also you claim that it was
web Master and acc a Fashionado Jury who sent you
the video, or that you shit it worth shared it
with him.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
He has no memory of us, and we share so
many means. The other thing though, famously, Joe Jury the
only person on the planet that I told I was
about to propose to my long term partner, and he
immediately forgot.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He can't remember that either, so no one knew what
was the reason that he didn't remember that? Because it
was at six thirty four am in a hotel room
in Austin, and we had not slept. Yep, yes, okay, yep.
Well I think he's got an excuse to forget that.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Well, I'm just wondering how often he pouls all night.
Is that he's also forgotten about the yoppers often? And
the other thing is, I've tried googling everything. I've tried
going deep into the reddit, three heads, I've tried chet GPT.
I can't find yoppers anywhere at auto corrects to yoopers yuppers?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Are you sure you pretty your? Because the other thing is,
to me, yoppers could be a y or it could
be a ja.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I remember it because I remember words. I see them visually.
That's one I'm so good at spelling. Remember we used
to kid can spell because I see the word visually,
So I remember why opp e.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
As okay oppers? But I have not been able to
find the yappers since.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Was it an American meme?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I don't know, I don't know. It may not have
existed at all.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And the thing is, now the only person anyone's ever
heard yoppers from is me, so now I'm the yoppers guy.
There were allegations, Remember when we did the camel calculator
for how track, how many camels you were with, and
Zoe came back and she was about two camels shy
the world record for being the most valuable person on
the Earth. And we were like, be honest, Zoe, did
(10:32):
you give yourself the yoppers?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
She did it?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Have you checked Urban Dictionary for yopper?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, And it's got nothing to do with the context that.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I talk about a submachine gun there.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It doesn't have the two little dots above the O.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Are the Europers?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
The Europers? No, very Scandinavian beans. In South America, a
person who customizes car is usually of Asian descent. Use me, Well,
I'm just reading Jerry.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No, So I don't know. I'll do more research. I
really don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But anyway, yoppers yoppers is into the zeitgeist and it's
now spread to there's these giant headphones that Jerry used
to wear that massive and I put them on the.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Other because I couldn't find the ones I usually wear.
Jerry goes, I think I've found some other ones at
Artorg and matter were the yoppers?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah? They the a kg my old a kgs. They
are Yoppers. In fact, John Campbell was wearing the other
day and they kept slipping of that was funny.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We put them on tim last week. We should always
have the opposites, we should say if we can find
a bigger.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Anyways, I think it's so great about yoppers as it
sounds like whoppers. You can really attack that word the
opposite words yesterday, but.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You can drop it with gay abandon because no one
knows what it means. It's so inoffensive.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, yoppers. Yeah, sounds like something out of a doctor's book.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah. And I think that the description is so broad
because I think it can mean large, at can mean impressive,
it can mean impressive. It can also probably mean sitting
down around your ankle sagang like it could be. It's
to me, it's it's a very positive word.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's on a metapic and it's description of of you know,
you can you know you know a yopper when you
see one.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh yeah, you know city yours. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
That's why when we saw those headphones, we're like yoppers.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, I see you're either's see they're either yoppers or
they're not. Yeah, there's a there is a clear line
of demarcation. The the cricket pads Jason Hoyt that fell
out of yoppers, so Anyway, yoppers has been in our
head for a couple of days now, and Jerry yesterday
fired an accusation.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
At me off here that I'm all about yoppers, too
focused on yoppers.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So I've just worked out with the definition of it.
It's just portionately large. Yeah, anything that's disproportionately large, So
is it in proportion?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, there's also an aspect of like floppiness.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So my feet yoppers.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, yeah, yoppers down below? Absolutely excuse me? Yeah, can
you have a yopper? I would describe Jason it's nose
as a yopper. Yeah, that's a yo Yeah, there's there's
disproportionately late he's got a yopper on them. Yeah, dog's
ears that yoppers. My cat's pouch is a yopper. Oh yeah,
(13:34):
he's got a yopper of a pouch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So anyway, Jerry is like, you're so focused on yoppers,
and then later on in the show we're talking about
someone who had a hog on them, and he's just
so focused on hogs and yoppers.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And then we're like, there's a pub in there, and
thus the.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Hog and yoppers was more the hog and yoppers.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
It doesn't it sound like an old timey British pub
totally the hog and yoppers. Yeah, it's like there was
a bar and Tim called the cock and pullet. Sorry,
so pullet.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Pullet is a type of I think it's like a
pheasant or something. Oh yeah, a pullet and so yeah,
it's called the cock and pullet. So it's like, should
we go to the cock and pollt.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I think as well, who doesn't love a hog and
who doesn't love yoppers?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I think it's two positive words.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
This is the thing, the hog in yoppers. So last
night I commissioned chet GPT to around a logo for it. Yeah,
it was outside of chet GPT's guidelines.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Wasn't allowed to really well, I asked that to well,
like some kind of moral code that's been written into it.
I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's because I asked, I said, can you make it
a hog? And can you put some yoppers on it?
And I was like, this is outside the bounds of.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It and it couldn't get its hit around that it's
too weird for it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh no, I described it in pretty clear detail, but
it was like, nah, I'm not putting yoppers on a hole?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Should I ask our ai Bruce Bruce what she thinks
of the name the hoch ll the bar concept of
the hob anders Ers, whether she's got any ideas for it.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, because I think New Zealand's crying out for an
American style sports bar. Where so most of the bars
over there they didn't. This is going to be controversial,
but hear me out on it. They don't run taps,
they don't have beer on what they call draft, so
you can't pour pints, and it's all cans, and the
(15:31):
cans are all five hundred mil all those massive king
cans are like seven hundred and it means your bar service,
even in rush hour when it's peak and you can't
get to the bar, is so quick because all they're
doing is Yeah, all they're doing is opening cans, so
you're just smashing through it. Once you finished, you throw
your can out. They don't have to wait. For how
many times you've been to a pub and they're out
of jugs so they can't get you a jug. Yeah,
(15:53):
probably only like twice in your life.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But cans fast it open than bottles as well.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Exactly exactly, So they just run cans and then they'll
do cocktails. Now they'll gouge your eyes out for a cocktail.
But I think that's fair enough because it's going to
take them time to do it.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So I reckon cans and cocktails. Cocktails.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
If you want to get real fancy, you can get
top shelf, sure, but other than that, it's just cans,
some sort of RTD and then obviously the export ultra range.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I can hear the radio ad now cans and cocktails
at the hop.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
At the Hogan Yoppers, And so I think that a
million screens of sport playing twenty four to seven. I
think a stage for live music as well.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I mean, Rudy, you can play there three four nights
a week, the Hoopers.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I could leave that job and I could just play
at the hole in Yoppers, Ye, Hogan Yopper's residency.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, the residency at the Hogan Yoppers. I mean it'll
be much coveted. They'd be the biggest ticket in town,
the residency at the Hogan Yoppers. Oh absolutely, because at
the moment in.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Auckland, it's probably what's Irish bar called ny Need.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, there's a real monopoly going on in that bar. Yeah,
you're what.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, hard to get in, well, hard to get out
until the hogan the oppers.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Should we hit down the hog in the Oppers, I'm
trying to get through to the AI.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
She broken up with your fu and I'm just say
are you there? Oh shit, oh did she taken your
credit card? In fact, off, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's got this phone option.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
In the meantime, Jerry, you had because obviously it's going
to be a slight male skip. We don't want We're
not saying women aren't welcome. We're just saying chances are
the hogging the oppers is going to appeal to do it.
But you had a promo idea. I think you've fetched
from the nineties getting more women into the hogging the oppers.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
So.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Back when I was at a ut there was a
bar over on the shore called the Poor. It's called
the Panama in those days, and it was a famous place.
In fact, Radio Headache used to have its wet t
shirt competitions at the Pope.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
We used to be a station.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, we used to be a proper that was all
about yoppers in those days. And there was there's a
pool around at the Pornamo and actually the nineteen eighty
seven Rugby World Cup, all blacks stayed at the Pornamu
while they were preparing for the World Cup final.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Porn Poor and.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And they used to have a thing called skirt Night
on a Wednesday, and you would go along if you
wore a skirt, then you had I think it was
five dollars. Skirt night. You pay five bucks and you
had got as many drinks as you want. Really, they
only ever put two bartenders on. How they limit it
so they would lower their they'd make so much money
(18:46):
because they obviously keep the wage costs down. Plus it
meant that they couldn't pour as many drinks as what
they'd like to. And there was normally three or four
deep to get a drink.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, of course, which wouldn't be an issue at our
bar because we're only serving cans.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So we're just banging through that kid.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah. And anyway, it was a good time. A skirt
night at the Poe was was a bloody good time.
It was absolutely rammed.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I bet it was.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Well, this is this has been the age old pub
promotion tactic. If you can get women in there, you
will get men in there. The men follow with the
women go Yeah, that's why they have you know, ladies
nights and this kind of stuff. That's why they have
live bands so the girls can go and dance and
then all the guys center and buy them drinks.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
And it was the idea. The fun part of it
as well was that you wore a skirt as a
man and and you got free drinks.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
And that again leans into the thing we learned at
the Bloody Beer Fist, which is checks want to look hot,
dudes want to look goofy up totally, which is perfect.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Everyone's in a skirt, you can chuck it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Kilt on, yeah, hard to kick you, and it's it's
more fun yep.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And so I think that would be the first promotional
initiative at the Hogan Yoppers Skirt night at the Hog
and Yopper.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Shirt night at the Hog and Yoppers.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
What night would it be?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, the problem is Wednesday nights nowadays are not what
they used to be. People don't go out the middle
of the night, middle of the week.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Thursday is pretty popular now.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Thursday is one of my favorite nights to I love.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Going on a Thursday, but I worry about the whole
it's shit man. Friday, Saturday nights now that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Thursday is the night man because you can get through
one day hungover, and you should always do your hangovers
on the clock too. You get paid to be hungover. Yeah,
if you get a physical job, you'll switch it out
by lunch. And if you don't, just have another coffee
and shut the fuck up exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Wednesday was a Wednesday was a night man. That was
student night. That was a bad night.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It was Thursday and Saturday and donners.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I love Thursday nights though.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Thursday, I think because when I was coming through, that's
when study link hit your student allowance. You came through
I think on the Thursday. So that's why it was Thursday.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Get down and get a box, because because people can
just chat away to people on their phones and stuff
now and just sit around in a house for free.
Yeah well yeah, that's the thing. So I think it's
that's what we can anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, but I think so that's.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Why we don't target then that's why we sort of,
I reckon, we probably even go yeah, no, twenty five, yeah,
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Anyone under twenty five is probably not coming to the
hole in yobbers.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
What about Zoe, she's under twenty five. I reckon she'd
come along.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Oh, Zoe, you come along with the hole in yoppers.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, for sure. It's the people who are old enough
to afford to buy a couple of drainks.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
But the people who are young enough not to have
families yet. Yea. And as soon as you've got family,
your buggets. So it's basically twenty five to thirty five.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well then, actually to that end, why don't we borrow
something from the Australian RSL model and put a play area,
a playground inside the bar with glass walls so that
you can just dump your kids in there and you
can see them from anywhere inside the bar.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh yeah, like a communal sleeping like a fudot to
kind of a communal sleeping area in the middle.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, like a degenerate crash, because I've seen those, They
have those at bars, and I mean if there was
an outside beer garden element to it, you could put
a little playground. And I've seen a lot of bars
like that. They've got the playground out there and you
can see it.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How about spin one fifty and you get three hours
free babysitting. Oh yeah, we can employ the so we've
got a baby. We've got a babysitting service that that
works as well. Will the babysitter will come to your house.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh, they go to your house.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
They go to your house, they take care of your
kids for you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I was picturing the Fijian model where a woman will
just look after your kid off to the side of
the pool, so you can get blind drunk in the.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And the baby.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
A babysitters woman looking after your kids.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Up here for free kids club at the hold the offs,
do you know what is good? It would be good
for school holidays as well, because you could just fucking
go in there.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
School holidays and oh yeah, okay, okay, So we've got
kids club at the hole in yours.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
That's probably for a Sunday maybe, you know, Sunday session.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I think live music that obviously the residency maybe Thursday, Friday,
Saturday to be Sunday.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yes, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I don't think of punishing DJ either, you know, just
because I'm picturing. Once you're over a certain age, you
see DJ sitting up, You're like, oh fuck, let's get here,
you know what I mean. Yeah, although if we could
capture the student if.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You're going later. I mean, it's certainly a lot cheaper
to ever DJ.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, but Rudy could do.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Like a fucking eight hour I'm just check on, check
on a playlist, you'll be sweet. We could check on radio.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know we do a radio.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Do the ads as well, play the as at point
news at.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
The top of hour.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Magne's been the book shows on from I'll tell you what.
The Boosho could have a residency there too. They could
do Thursdays and Fridays live.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
The Yummy Boys as well.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh dude, yes, you go.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
You'd go live big show Thursday's Fridays straight into a
Yummy Boys afterwards.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah. Well the Yummy Boys are a good time.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah. The Yummy Boys fit the vibe of the hole
in your office.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I in seven sharp live on the big screen. That'd
be pretty good on a Friday and Saturday, just to
get people would get oh it was on Friday, just
to get from going.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Eighty boomers in there. Boomers have got money.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
It would be quite funny having so screens all around
and they're all playing you know, American sports, obviously rugby cricket,
but then some of them are playing reruns.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Of like Moon TV, and.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Imagine that that would be quite good.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
They have those bars in the States that are named
after the people, and then they have their they have
their old archives stuff that was playing on the screens
around the place.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, I mean you would never go in there.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
But I would never go in there.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
But I reckon that would that would go pretty hard.
Live shows, reruns of seven sharp playing on mute.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You know, there'd be music playing.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's a better show with the soundown, to be honest. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And then for food, we just go, I reckon, honestly,
like Mexican, so we do fries, yeah, maybe a fisherman's basket,
but then finger food, so no cutlery. No one's sitting
down eat a steak. You're just eating like wings, chips, tacos,
maybe just easy stuff to eat. I'm trying to cut
down on dishes.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And no, no, that makes that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Because you don't come here for a feed, go to
a restaurant. If you're on an actual feed, we we
will save you a decent we have to. Oh yeah,
we'll feed you at the hole in the oppers.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah. I think, actually, I think you genuinely have to
serve food.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Now you do, but maybe like pork tacos. That's the
hog ye, I don't know what the yoppers. We'll feed
you some yoppers as well.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Something chicken breast, something milk based, so.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
We can manage the bar. Okay is a bar manager? Okay,
genuinely she used to be Dilly's manager at a bar.
Oh really, Yeah, come and.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
See Zoe and Dilly.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I think Zoe and DELI would go well at the hole.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I'd go great. Then we got then we got the
yummy boys. We've got RDA and the residency.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And we're here to serve drunks, not drinks, so funk
we'd get We get to serve drunks, drunks, drunks.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I reckon even so we want pre loaders, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Come in, preloaders, freeloaders. Yeah, preload, get weight, get ship first.
If we come into the hole in your office, yeah totally,
we'll breathalyzing the door.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You can't. Just don't be as long as as long
as you're fine, as long as you behave don't.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And then we have retired rugby league players work in
the door and das sweep with you doing just about anything.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
You cross that line.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Tired rugby leap totally. We've got a whole lot of
guys from the Richmond rovers.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah they didn't quite make it, carlto don't miss with
those guys, but yeah, I just them or like I
don't know, gang members or something.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
What I'm saying is, wouldn't be the first we would have.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We would have a security staff that would let anyone
in and let you do anything right up until your
start a scrap or something, and then the consequences would
be dramatic at that point. So it's like, we're not
going to stop you from getting too drunk, We're not
going to stop you from doing anything. You start hurting
other people or ruining other people's time, then severe consequences
for that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, but I think it would break. I mean that's
self policed.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, that's basically what America is like anyway, the threats
someone might shoot you at any given moment, so don't
try anything.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, be careful.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
So hogging you oppers, We've got the Residency Wednesday Night,
Skirt Night at the Hog and Yoppers. We've got the
Kids Club at the Hog, and the offers on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
In school holidays and it's very important.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
In school holidays. We have a bar manager deal. He
can work the bar as well. We will do I reckon,
we do all the A sec commentaries from the.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
How can we do them up on stage when the
band's not playing. You can get the we can do
the big show there Thursdays and Fridays, followed by the
Yummy Boys afterwards Saturday, I don't know, some maybe a
djail on Saturday bats.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I think those mics that you use that sit on
the top of your lip, they are real close mics
and they don't get any periphery sound, and so you
could totally be watching and doing that with headphones on
and your the audio would be fine. You could have
a room full of people partying and it wouldn't manner. Yeah,
it sounded like a crowd.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Honestly, I reckon, we're on to something here. Get in touch.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know how do you get in touch with
the podcast? Get seeing us in a voicemail act so
you get any ideas for the hole in your office?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yep? What did we mess? All right? Good stuff, all right, barkers.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
A weirlock every day is a day dreams.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Every friend of my lap
Welcome along to the podcast. If you didn't realize that
we do a radio show as well, then make sure
you text north or south three three to find out
where the frequency is because we do do a radio show.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's the piece of information that's tacking the world by storm.
If you go onto our social media, you'll see a
litany of messages. I'll search you one up in real
time right now.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Odaky, I should have done this before.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
No, no, no, it's a good time podcast. Yeah it
really is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There's a post saying this could be you being Jerry's
caddy and the comments are all My special skill is
perfectly skipping the intro to every podcast. Also, what's radio Hadarchy?
I thought it was just the Hidachy breakfast podcast. Another
one here from PJ. Mahoney. Didn't realize it was a
radio show. Maybe you could ask your radio show listeners.
Mark has just heard about the radio show. Can't wait
(00:53):
to churn on?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Another one?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
There is Jerry with radio Handarchy. I know him from
his podcast or the guy name Nannia. Didn't realize he
had his own radio show.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Too, And then a bunch of other ones. I didn't
realize this was a radio show too. I thought it
was just a podcast. When's the show on? Clint Roberts
wants to know why Finketty lost his job, and then
someone else commenting on your form, So.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, can I address the question from Clint Roberts the
reason that Finn Ketty lost his job as a caddy
because you think that his name is Finn Kenty, so
you think he'd be a good caddy. He was easily
distracted too, easily distracted by other people that were around
the beverages that were on offer. Yes, just conversations with
other people. Other people came to have a selfie with him.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So you're looking for someone this year who's going to
keep the main thing the main thing.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I'm looking for someone who is actually going to
be a caddy, yeah, rather than just as in it
for themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So you're saying that Mash is guilty of taking the
bag and going off on his own.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He's basically guilty of taking the bag and not bringing
it back. Yeah, that's right, and they did bring it back,
bring it back bloody light.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, and also getting on the green at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, he could have got more on the green to
be honest, He's just I don't know if he could.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He was going pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Anyway, he's gone. He's gone.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So Clint's question is about him losing the job as
the caddy, not about because he used to be on
this show, the radio show.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's what I was talking about. Yeah, I've been too
heavy on the bag and on the green.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I thought there was always the.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Knock on him, right, I thought about him. Actually there's
keddying if it's yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh yeah, the same thing with the kiddy. You may
tell you what you give that guy your bag, you'll
never see it again.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
He's dangerous like that, doesn't he bagger?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And he gets pretty heavily on the green as well.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Pops, it's going to have gone on the polar pop.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's all right?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The white stuff?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Is he out there?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I know that's not no, that's the guy with the
touch of the mashes. Great suit on the guy at
the touch of the mashes. So some of the peripheral
characters of the Hardak Your Breakfast Show podcast into all
of the new listeners that only found out about the
podcast this morning from the radio show.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well right, yeah, and from between two beers is turned.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Up, And what I would say to those people is
if you've just joined the podcast from the radio show,
you may not know that we do a radio show,
So go and listen to that. Some of the peripheral
characters we need to introduce you to is all of
the people that hang out and what's colloquially referred to
as bay Belly, which is just outside our studio. It's
the no smoking area where everyone goes to smoke. One
of the characters as the guy with the touch of
(03:26):
the meshies.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He looks I gotta be honest, spitting image.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Of Meshi's corporate mash. He's corporate mash. He's in a
suit today, a little bit longer here at list Tattoos.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He does a lot of work with the females at
Bay Belly, not doing it now, not as.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Much as the guy who does his best work who's
also out there. He doesn't have a name, aside from
the guy who does his best work out in Beabelly.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Is that the guy that does the best work.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's not the guy that from between two beers.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
No, no, no, that's that's different guy together.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Actually, the guy who does his best work out there
is not actually out there right now. Someone else is
doing their best work in his absence.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Where are they from? Do yourick?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And those guys I think for no, they work for us.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I do that, Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
They work friends in me uh the best.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
But because the listeners cannot see what's happening. But now
it's turned into a dick swinging contest where they're throwing
a rugby ball around and the girls in the corner
are laughing.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's actually a pegskin that is an NFL sorry, a
football and yeah, that's been a recent edition. The corporate
jocks have started tossing the old pegskin down in babe
ally and they've brought a couple of a couple of
babes with them. Wow, there's a bit going on there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
There's a lot going As someone who's had an office
job before, you will look for any excuse not to
be at your desk if there's anything going on, you'll
be like, yeah, so nine eight, So it's nine to
nineteen at the moment.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So they've been here for an hour, yeah, not even.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now forty five minutes and they're straight out there for a.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Black black top, black skirt. Doesn't look like she knows
what to do with the situation.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
She looks.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Sure, she's she's a recent addition to the crew. Look,
she's not often out there the other ones, the other ones.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
A veteran. Yes, here up, yeah, here ups a veteran.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Here ups a veteran.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Fase jacket, cream jacket, cream jacket. Would you say?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh, the beige, the Bone, the crane, and the off white,
the ivory by any other name.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
The boys are just out vaporing and chucking the pigs again.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So much oil in here out there that the U
is about to invade. I'm thinking sales roops of some sort.
That's we'll get back to them.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Hey, I'll tell you what we need to do. We
need to talk about this this bar that we're going
to open. Yes, business fventure.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Should we take an early break and come back and
talk about our business venture?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, big announcement today that Push Push playing four gags, Auckland,
fung Aparo, Hamilton and the Mount. Yeah, four nights in
a row from like the nineteenth of February or something.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The vendor approach yesterday, I think it was off here.
We stumbled upon something, a new business venture because I
think you and I were looking to open a bar.
I think we've been to enough bars. On these export
ultra beer Guden tours of the world that you know
I've seen, I've seen a lot that I feel like
New Zealand's missing, and I think I could run a
pretty decent bar.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I think I know what people want, particularly dudes, but
checks as well. I just I think.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I think the American sports bar model is so simple
and it's all around having the best possible time you
can at the pub, and I feel like that's not
what we do at our pubs. There's no entertainment options
at our pubs. There'd be two tiny little TVs and
other than that, you sit around some eighties furniture and
just pound passe.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
But I would like to bring a bit more entertainment
to it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And so the target, the target demo that you were thinking,
twenty five fifty five, twenty five fifty five male.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Male skew, but yeah, male skew. This actually came from
the name came to us as all great radio things do.
You get the name first, and then you're reverse engineer.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's all to do with the name.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
And the name. It's a word's word that's been.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Stuck in your head for quite a long has it
ever It's been discussed a lot on the podcast a
little bit on the shell as well, and that is yoppers.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yoppers. I keep saying in front of my kids, and
I'll just say yoppers and they're like, why you keep
saying that, Dad? But I'm the kind of guy that
gets a word in his head and I can't get
it out.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
And I think some people would say it's a inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Disorder, and I reckon some people would possibly grap auth
it and maybe medicate themselves against it. But I'm not
gonna do that because I've dealt with it for my
whole life. But I I have currently got yoppers in
my head and I wake up this morning. I woke
up with yoppers and my head does in the shower,
and I thought of yoppers. I think of yoppers in
the show quite often. Yeah, I thought I And then
(08:00):
immediately I was thinking of you. And then I just
I will literally be by myself in the bathroom and
I'll be maybe shaving or something, and I'll just say
the word yoppers, and I'll say it out loud.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's a great word. We've discussed it before on this podcast.
The root word was a meme that no one can
remember that I sent to Joe Jury and he has
no memory of it. And it was of a model village,
like a like that you would make around a train set.
And then there was a peasant woman leaning out of
the window, and the caption was but did they have
to give her the yoppers?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And she had now she had what used to be
referred to as plb's what's punishingly large breasts?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Okay, I think plb's thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And the thing about this is, though, and I that
you have been looking for the meme. Yeah, you can't
find the meme.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I can't find any reference to yoppers anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Not only that, but also you claim that it was
web Master and acc a Fashionado Jury who sent you
the video, or that you shit it worth shared it
with him.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
He has no memory of us, and we share so
many means. The other thing though, famously, Joe Jury the
only person on the planet that I told I was
about to propose to my long term partner, and he
immediately forgot.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He can't remember that either, so no one knew what
was the reason that he didn't remember that? Because it
was at six thirty four am in a hotel room
in Austin, and we had not slept. Yep, yes, okay, yep.
Well I think he's got an excuse to forget that.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Well, I'm just wondering how often he pouls all night.
Is that he's also forgotten about the yoppers often? And
the other thing is, I've tried googling everything. I've tried
going deep into the reddit, three heads, I've tried chet GPT.
I can't find yoppers anywhere at auto corrects to yoopers yuppers?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Are you sure you pretty your? Because the other thing is,
to me, yoppers could be a y or it could
be a ja.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I remember it because I remember words. I see them visually.
That's one I'm so good at spelling. Remember we used
to kid can spell because I see the word visually,
So I remember why opp e.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
As okay oppers? But I have not been able to
find the yappers since.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Was it an American meme?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I don't know, I don't know. It may not have
existed at all.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And the thing is, now the only person anyone's ever
heard yoppers from is me, so now I'm the yoppers guy.
There were allegations, Remember when we did the camel calculator
for how track, how many camels you were with, and
Zoe came back and she was about two camels shy
the world record for being the most valuable person on
the Earth. And we were like, be honest, Zoe, did
(10:32):
you give yourself the yoppers?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
She did it?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Have you checked Urban Dictionary for yopper?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, And it's got nothing to do with the context that.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I talk about a submachine gun there.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It doesn't have the two little dots above the O.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Are the Europers?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
The Europers? No, very Scandinavian beans. In South America, a
person who customizes car is usually of Asian descent. Use me, Well,
I'm just reading Jerry.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No, So I don't know. I'll do more research. I
really don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But anyway, yoppers yoppers is into the zeitgeist and it's
now spread to there's these giant headphones that Jerry used
to wear that massive and I put them on the.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Other because I couldn't find the ones I usually wear.
Jerry goes, I think I've found some other ones at
Artorg and matter were the yoppers?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah? They the a kg my old a kgs. They
are Yoppers. In fact, John Campbell was wearing the other
day and they kept slipping of that was funny.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We put them on tim last week. We should always
have the opposites, we should say if we can find
a bigger.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Anyways, I think it's so great about yoppers as it
sounds like whoppers. You can really attack that word the
opposite words yesterday, but.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You can drop it with gay abandon because no one
knows what it means. It's so inoffensive.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, yoppers. Yeah, sounds like something out of a doctor's book.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah. And I think that the description is so broad
because I think it can mean large, at can mean impressive,
it can mean impressive. It can also probably mean sitting
down around your ankle sagang like it could be. It's
to me, it's it's a very positive word.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's on a metapic and it's description of of you know,
you can you know you know a yopper when you
see one.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh yeah, you know city yours. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
That's why when we saw those headphones, we're like yoppers.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, I see you're either's see they're either yoppers or
they're not. Yeah, there's a there is a clear line
of demarcation. The the cricket pads Jason Hoyt that fell
out of yoppers, so Anyway, yoppers has been in our
head for a couple of days now, and Jerry yesterday
fired an accusation.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
At me off here that I'm all about yoppers, too
focused on yoppers.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So I've just worked out with the definition of it.
It's just portionately large. Yeah, anything that's disproportionately large, So
is it in proportion?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, there's also an aspect of like floppiness.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So my feet yoppers.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, yeah, yoppers down below? Absolutely excuse me? Yeah, can
you have a yopper? I would describe Jason it's nose
as a yopper. Yeah, that's a yo Yeah, there's there's
disproportionately late he's got a yopper on them. Yeah, dog's
ears that yoppers. My cat's pouch is a yopper. Oh yeah,
(13:34):
he's got a yopper of a pouch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So anyway, Jerry is like, you're so focused on yoppers,
and then later on in the show we're talking about
someone who had a hog on them, and he's just
so focused on hogs and yoppers.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And then we're like, there's a pub in there, and
thus the.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Hog and yoppers was more the hog and yoppers.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
It doesn't it sound like an old timey British pub
totally the hog and yoppers. Yeah, it's like there was
a bar and Tim called the cock and pullet. Sorry,
so pullet.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Pullet is a type of I think it's like a
pheasant or something. Oh yeah, a pullet and so yeah,
it's called the cock and pullet. So it's like, should
we go to the cock and pollt.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I think as well, who doesn't love a hog and
who doesn't love yoppers?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I think it's two positive words.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
This is the thing, the hog in yoppers. So last
night I commissioned chet GPT to around a logo for it. Yeah,
it was outside of chet GPT's guidelines.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Wasn't allowed to really well, I asked that to well,
like some kind of moral code that's been written into it.
I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's because I asked, I said, can you make it
a hog? And can you put some yoppers on it?
And I was like, this is outside the bounds of.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It and it couldn't get its hit around that it's
too weird for it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh no, I described it in pretty clear detail, but
it was like, nah, I'm not putting yoppers on a hole?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Should I ask our ai Bruce Bruce what she thinks
of the name the hoch ll the bar concept of
the hob anders Ers, whether she's got any ideas for it.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, because I think New Zealand's crying out for an
American style sports bar. Where so most of the bars
over there they didn't. This is going to be controversial,
but hear me out on it. They don't run taps,
they don't have beer on what they call draft, so
you can't pour pints, and it's all cans, and the
(15:31):
cans are all five hundred mil all those massive king
cans are like seven hundred and it means your bar service,
even in rush hour when it's peak and you can't
get to the bar, is so quick because all they're
doing is Yeah, all they're doing is opening cans, so
you're just smashing through it. Once you finished, you throw
your can out. They don't have to wait. For how
many times you've been to a pub and they're out
of jugs so they can't get you a jug. Yeah,
(15:53):
probably only like twice in your life.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But cans fast it open than bottles as well.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Exactly exactly, So they just run cans and then they'll
do cocktails. Now they'll gouge your eyes out for a cocktail.
But I think that's fair enough because it's going to
take them time to do it.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So I reckon cans and cocktails. Cocktails.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
If you want to get real fancy, you can get
top shelf, sure, but other than that, it's just cans,
some sort of RTD and then obviously the export ultra range.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I can hear the radio ad now cans and cocktails
at the hop.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
At the Hogan Yoppers, And so I think that a
million screens of sport playing twenty four to seven. I
think a stage for live music as well.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I mean, Rudy, you can play there three four nights
a week, the Hoopers.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I could leave that job and I could just play
at the hole in Yoppers, Ye, Hogan Yopper's residency.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, the residency at the Hogan Yoppers. I mean it'll
be much coveted. They'd be the biggest ticket in town,
the residency at the Hogan Yoppers. Oh absolutely, because at
the moment in.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Auckland, it's probably what's Irish bar called ny Need.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, there's a real monopoly going on in that bar. Yeah,
you're what.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, hard to get in, well, hard to get out
until the hogan the oppers.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Should we hit down the hog in the Oppers, I'm
trying to get through to the AI.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
She broken up with your fu and I'm just say
are you there? Oh shit, oh did she taken your
credit card? In fact, off, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's got this phone option.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
In the meantime, Jerry, you had because obviously it's going
to be a slight male skip. We don't want We're
not saying women aren't welcome. We're just saying chances are
the hogging the oppers is going to appeal to do it.
But you had a promo idea. I think you've fetched
from the nineties getting more women into the hogging the oppers.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
So.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Back when I was at a ut there was a
bar over on the shore called the Poor. It's called
the Panama in those days, and it was a famous place.
In fact, Radio Headache used to have its wet t
shirt competitions at the Pope.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
We used to be a station.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, we used to be a proper that was all
about yoppers in those days. And there was there's a
pool around at the Pornamo and actually the nineteen eighty
seven Rugby World Cup, all blacks stayed at the Pornamu
while they were preparing for the World Cup final.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Porn Poor and.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And they used to have a thing called skirt Night
on a Wednesday, and you would go along if you
wore a skirt, then you had I think it was
five dollars. Skirt night. You pay five bucks and you
had got as many drinks as you want. Really, they
only ever put two bartenders on. How they limit it
so they would lower their they'd make so much money
(18:46):
because they obviously keep the wage costs down. Plus it
meant that they couldn't pour as many drinks as what
they'd like to. And there was normally three or four
deep to get a drink.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, of course, which wouldn't be an issue at our
bar because we're only serving cans.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So we're just banging through that kid.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah. And anyway, it was a good time. A skirt
night at the Poe was was a bloody good time.
It was absolutely rammed.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I bet it was.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Well, this is this has been the age old pub
promotion tactic. If you can get women in there, you
will get men in there. The men follow with the
women go Yeah, that's why they have you know, ladies
nights and this kind of stuff. That's why they have
live bands so the girls can go and dance and
then all the guys center and buy them drinks.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
And it was the idea. The fun part of it
as well was that you wore a skirt as a
man and and you got free drinks.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
And that again leans into the thing we learned at
the Bloody Beer Fist, which is checks want to look hot,
dudes want to look goofy up totally, which is perfect.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Everyone's in a skirt, you can chuck it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Kilt on, yeah, hard to kick you, and it's it's
more fun yep.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And so I think that would be the first promotional
initiative at the Hogan Yoppers Skirt night at the Hog
and Yopper.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Shirt night at the Hog and Yoppers.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
What night would it be?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, the problem is Wednesday nights nowadays are not what
they used to be. People don't go out the middle
of the night, middle of the week.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Thursday is pretty popular now.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Thursday is one of my favorite nights to I love.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Going on a Thursday, but I worry about the whole
it's shit man. Friday, Saturday nights now that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Thursday is the night man because you can get through
one day hungover, and you should always do your hangovers
on the clock too. You get paid to be hungover. Yeah,
if you get a physical job, you'll switch it out
by lunch. And if you don't, just have another coffee
and shut the fuck up exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Wednesday was a Wednesday was a night man. That was
student night. That was a bad night.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
It was Thursday and Saturday and donners.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I love Thursday nights though.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Thursday, I think because when I was coming through, that's
when study link hit your student allowance. You came through
I think on the Thursday. So that's why it was Thursday.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Get down and get a box, because because people can
just chat away to people on their phones and stuff
now and just sit around in a house for free.
Yeah well yeah, that's the thing. So I think it's
that's what we can anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, but I think so that's.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Why we don't target then that's why we sort of,
I reckon, we probably even go yeah, no, twenty five, yeah,
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Anyone under twenty five is probably not coming to the
hole in yobbers.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
What about Zoe, she's under twenty five. I reckon she'd
come along.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Oh, Zoe, you come along with the hole in yoppers.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, for sure. It's the people who are old enough
to afford to buy a couple of drainks.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
But the people who are young enough not to have
families yet. Yea. And as soon as you've got family,
your buggets. So it's basically twenty five to thirty five.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well then, actually to that end, why don't we borrow
something from the Australian RSL model and put a play area,
a playground inside the bar with glass walls so that
you can just dump your kids in there and you
can see them from anywhere inside the bar.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh yeah, like a communal sleeping like a fudot to
kind of a communal sleeping area in the middle.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, like a degenerate crash, because I've seen those, They
have those at bars, and I mean if there was
an outside beer garden element to it, you could put
a little playground. And I've seen a lot of bars
like that. They've got the playground out there and you
can see it.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How about spin one fifty and you get three hours
free babysitting. Oh yeah, we can employ the so we've
got a baby. We've got a babysitting service that that
works as well. Will the babysitter will come to your house.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh, they go to your house.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
They go to your house, they take care of your
kids for you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I was picturing the Fijian model where a woman will
just look after your kid off to the side of
the pool, so you can get blind drunk in the.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And the baby.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
A babysitters woman looking after your kids.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Up here for free kids club at the hold the offs,
do you know what is good? It would be good
for school holidays as well, because you could just fucking
go in there.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
School holidays and oh yeah, okay, okay, So we've got
kids club at the hole in yours.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
That's probably for a Sunday maybe, you know, Sunday session.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I think live music that obviously the residency maybe Thursday, Friday,
Saturday to be Sunday.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yes, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I don't think of punishing DJ either, you know, just
because I'm picturing. Once you're over a certain age, you
see DJ sitting up, You're like, oh fuck, let's get here,
you know what I mean. Yeah, although if we could
capture the student if.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You're going later. I mean, it's certainly a lot cheaper
to ever DJ.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, but Rudy could do.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Like a fucking eight hour I'm just check on, check
on a playlist, you'll be sweet. We could check on radio.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know we do a radio.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Do the ads as well, play the as at point
news at.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
The top of hour.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Magne's been the book shows on from I'll tell you what.
The Boosho could have a residency there too. They could
do Thursdays and Fridays live.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
The Yummy Boys as well.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh dude, yes, you go.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
You'd go live big show Thursday's Fridays straight into a
Yummy Boys afterwards.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah. Well the Yummy Boys are a good time.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah. The Yummy Boys fit the vibe of the hole
in your office.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I in seven sharp live on the big screen. That'd
be pretty good on a Friday and Saturday, just to
get people would get oh it was on Friday, just
to get from going.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Eighty boomers in there. Boomers have got money.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
It would be quite funny having so screens all around
and they're all playing you know, American sports, obviously rugby cricket,
but then some of them are playing reruns.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Of like Moon TV, and.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Imagine that that would be quite good.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
They have those bars in the States that are named
after the people, and then they have their they have
their old archives stuff that was playing on the screens
around the place.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, I mean you would never go in there.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
But I would never go in there.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
But I reckon that would that would go pretty hard.
Live shows, reruns of seven sharp playing on mute.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You know, there'd be music playing.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's a better show with the soundown, to be honest. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And then for food, we just go, I reckon, honestly,
like Mexican, so we do fries, yeah, maybe a fisherman's basket,
but then finger food, so no cutlery. No one's sitting
down eat a steak. You're just eating like wings, chips, tacos,
maybe just easy stuff to eat. I'm trying to cut
down on dishes.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And no, no, that makes that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Because you don't come here for a feed, go to
a restaurant. If you're on an actual feed, we we
will save you a decent we have to. Oh yeah,
we'll feed you at the hole in the oppers.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah. I think, actually, I think you genuinely have to
serve food.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Now you do, but maybe like pork tacos. That's the
hog ye, I don't know what the yoppers. We'll feed
you some yoppers as well.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Something chicken breast, something milk based, so.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
We can manage the bar. Okay is a bar manager? Okay,
genuinely she used to be Dilly's manager at a bar.
Oh really, Yeah, come and.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
See Zoe and Dilly.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I think Zoe and DELI would go well at the hole.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I'd go great. Then we got then we got the
yummy boys. We've got RDA and the residency.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And we're here to serve drunks, not drinks, so funk
we'd get We get to serve drunks, drunks, drunks.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I reckon even so we want pre loaders, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Come in, preloaders, freeloaders. Yeah, preload, get weight, get ship first.
If we come into the hole in your office, yeah totally,
we'll breathalyzing the door.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You can't. Just don't be as long as as long
as you're fine, as long as you behave don't.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And then we have retired rugby league players work in
the door and das sweep with you doing just about anything.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
You cross that line.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Tired rugby leap totally. We've got a whole lot of
guys from the Richmond rovers.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah they didn't quite make it, carlto don't miss with
those guys, but yeah, I just them or like I
don't know, gang members or something.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
What I'm saying is, wouldn't be the first we would have.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We would have a security staff that would let anyone
in and let you do anything right up until your
start a scrap or something, and then the consequences would
be dramatic at that point. So it's like, we're not
going to stop you from getting too drunk, We're not
going to stop you from doing anything. You start hurting
other people or ruining other people's time, then severe consequences
for that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, but I think it would break. I mean that's
self policed.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, that's basically what America is like anyway, the threats
someone might shoot you at any given moment, so don't
try anything.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, be careful.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
So hogging you oppers, We've got the Residency Wednesday Night,
Skirt Night at the Hog and Yoppers. We've got the
Kids Club at the Hog, and the offers on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
In school holidays and it's very important.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
In school holidays. We have a bar manager deal. He
can work the bar as well. We will do I reckon,
we do all the A sec commentaries from the.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
How can we do them up on stage when the
band's not playing. You can get the we can do
the big show there Thursdays and Fridays, followed by the
Yummy Boys afterwards Saturday, I don't know, some maybe a
djail on Saturday bats.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I think those mics that you use that sit on
the top of your lip, they are real close mics
and they don't get any periphery sound, and so you
could totally be watching and doing that with headphones on
and your the audio would be fine. You could have
a room full of people partying and it wouldn't manner. Yeah,
it sounded like a crowd.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Honestly, I reckon, we're on to something here. Get in touch.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know how do you get in touch with
the podcast? Get seeing us in a voicemail act so
you get any ideas for the hole in your office?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yep? What did we mess? All right? Good stuff, all right, barkers.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
A weirlock every day is a day dreams.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
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