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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have we ever heard of miso canesia. That's not where
I thought you were going. Oh you thought I was
gonna go with miso horny.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Or what what's the other when we talk about mesoponia?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yesso, I have that. Oh that's where you get mad
when I eat a salad.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh my god, it was so bad this week. I
wanted to punch in the face.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why what was so bad?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You ate a salad this week?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I did. Oh and it had it had croutons in it.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
God damn.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah that was good. It was from panera. It was
trickery anyway. Okay, but no, no, but remember miso. What
is that? Miso fenia? Whatever the keep that in the
back of your mind. Miso canesia. Okay, miso kinesia? What
is that?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, the prefix m i s o means to dislike.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Or right before horny. But yes, dislike miso is for
what you said, it's kinesia canesia. So is that like movement,
kinetic kinetic energy? Very good? It is people who are triggered, annoyed,
angered by to all different degrees of people, and it
(01:11):
just gets put under the headline of people who are fidgeting.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh, fidgeting. Oh okay, I didn't know where the movement
was going to land.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So that drives people crazy. And it could be anything,
oh like like tapping your fingers.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Tapping your finger on a People who shake their legs
their foot or their foot their foot leg. People who
when they walk, they may swing their arms a little
bit too much. Oh god, people who.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
People who that person's looking for something to get pissed off.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You swing your arms and you walk.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh it's funny, because that's how I eat when I
have a crew.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, you could, no, I can't less loud.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's a crew on.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You could soften it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
My spit.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You soak with that amount of dress.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So it's okay if somebody moves their arm, but God
for bidjie a goddamn crew time.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But here's the difference. If I'm sitting and I'm guilty
of this, I shake my leg or tap my foot,
I'm triggered. But you can also see someone sitting normally.
If you walk and don't move your arms, you look
like a maniac.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I agree, okay, but yeah, don't move them so much.
I don't have this. They said one third of people
have miso kinesia.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It drafts people that crazy. Oh, I get that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
What was he doing? I couldn't say clicking in a.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Pan, shaking your legs, keep shaking your arms, shaking their feet,
the clicking like mindlessly. Oh, people do that all the time,
but constantly. If if there's somebody who's working on something
like if I'm working on an Excel spreadsheet or something
like that, the I might just be sitting there going
huh oh yeah, somebody who just fidgets with their hair.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What are you picking your teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Now, I'm biting my nail. Well, these time you're discussing
like bad habits, Yeah, no, but it's again, it's just
the watching them fidget and good after their their fingernails.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So they can do anything.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I get on my kids about bad habits, but if
my if my children were swinging their arms all walking,
unless they were in a China shop, I'm not going
to get on or for that. But when they bite
their nap okay.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But see, but you look at that as a I
mean kind of separate the two out. Yes, it may
be considered bad habits, right, but for some people just
seeing somebody, like if you saw a stranger, you're not
gonna go yell at him about chewing their their fingernails.
He might I want you, but I would not, but
watching them could get you going.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So you're saying that I'm not upset by the act for.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It being constantly cracking your fingernails.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Fidgeting, and i'mpset just by the action because it's a
bad habit.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, it's just yeah, it's the fidgeting of it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Like I don't have the condition.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, I just I just don't like people who have
bad habits.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh okay, so you don't think you have me, so
can easily. Oh okay. That may be.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
The hair one. A lot of people play with their hair.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, well that's a big one. They were talking to
somebody where they said, when I see somebody they talk
to somebody who sees the hair one. And when they
see somebody who does the like shaking their leg, like
bouncing their leg. Yeah, and one way that it it
physically makes them want to vomit. Whoa. And the other
one went, I physically want to stab them in the leg.
(04:45):
I don't know, because it makes people angry or it
gives them a very adverse reaction. So I was trying
to think, like there are sometimes where yeah, there are
sometimes like if you're sitting by somebody and the leg
starts going where it's annoying, but it doesn't trigger you.
It's not. It's not like, oh my god, every time
somebody does this, I I get I get triggered by it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Tom says this was in The Lincoln Lawyer, The Lincoln Lawyer.
Are you done with this season?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Uh? No?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What way to go? Tom?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Wait? Was it really though? I don't remember that it
was having to do with a pen or were they
just that would drive me nuts? Why?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Because it's annoying?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Who steps or or clicks that much? Yeah, I mean
you are a lot of people. That sounds exaggerating. I
bet if you pay attention, you'll see a lot of
people do it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
People do it involuntary. They don't even realize they're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It, of course not of course not. But you're saying
it's they're also not doing it to it could be
a little bit of the sound.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Wouldn't the sound be mesiphonia?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The Yeah? Maybe, I mean maybe there is a little
bit of a zen diagram there, but the.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ven this end diagram, it's here's your mom Ben.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Hey, John Stewart, the uh, yeah, no, so maybe it
is a little bit of the sound, but just kind
of sitting there and going after it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
That reminds me. Tell your wife, remember she still has
to zenmo me.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
A third of people have it but.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Have no idea. They just don't have a name for
that you. No, no, they may not know it by name.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
There was one with like like scrunchies or hair ties,
but I don't remember what it was. But somebody who like,
maybe it's twirling them, I have no idea, or popping
them on their wrists or so, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
If you do it a couple of times, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well you really you are really centered in on this,
because I was like, wow, that's annoying because when you
when you started, if you sat there and did that
next to me, I'd be like, go somewhere else. You
would not else. Yeah, oh I'm sorry, I'm working on
my Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm moving my cube.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Move Then you can't.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You couldn't sit next to somebody doing this for like
hours at a time. That would drive you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I know someone who gets pissed if I eat a
cruton and it makes a noise.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Not just salads.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Here's his list of all of the crunchy foods that
annoy him.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
But this isn't about me. This isn't a new commission.
We're just learning about it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, and I also had never heard of.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It from who is this Alex? My son is ADHD
and fidgets constantly. My husband gets so angry he always
just leaves the room.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh man, I feel bad. I feel bad, But you
know what, I'm happier to hear that the husband leaves
the room, then gets mad at him, then gets mad
at the kid. Because in here you do also hear
of cases of people like Diane yelling enough.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You would say the same thing if somebody was sitting
next to you clicking their pen like that right for
like an hour, that's maddening.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
What am I gonna say? Don't click your pet?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's really annoying? Could you stop doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You breathe? That's really.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Why don't you stop? Uh? You know what's annoying? What
you're putting on chapstick.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
This woman says that it makes her heart race.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh yeah, no, I'm telling you. There was somebody who said,
like like in a rage, like I want to stab
their legs.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
This quote is great and could be applied to you
at many times in your work. Be yes, not for
the condition, but just in general. She says, I get anger,
so much anger.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yes, Line one, Hi Ellie in the morning, by yeah, Hi,
who's this? Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
This is Mary?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hey? Mary? Good? Wait? What? Well? Go ahead? I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
So I first of all, thank you for educating us today.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
I do not know this yournation.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
But really I have one.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh something that irritates you.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Yeah, so it irritates me.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
My husband did that? The leg thinks, and I'm like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Hen, yes, when he's working and sometimes we both work
from home, and it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I cannot concentrate. If he does that, I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I just lose a concentration.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So it makes you really, really angry.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I don't think it's angry, but irritates me.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
So bad, like to the point where you almost want
to take those scissors and stab him in the leg.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
No, not there, but I do like, oh my god,
what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
And one thing I wanted to point out.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
We have a small dog that.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
She paces around in the middle of the night when
I'm sleeping.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
That wakes me.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Up, as well, oh, the toenails on the floor, get
a crate the the Yeah, no, no, but but I
mean listen, the husband one is and you have you
ever said anything to him?
Speaker 9 (09:57):
I do every time, and then I call him out,
what do you do?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Because like, what am I doing with your leg?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
It's like it's something back and forth, it's making noise.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I can't go some drain and then he.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Stopped, but then he starts up again because it's completely involuntary.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I do it again, and I'm like, what are you
doing your leg again? Your legs?
Speaker 10 (10:15):
This is the whole day.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
All right, very good. I appreciate it. Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you. Perfect example, perfect example.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Maybe it's not what he's doing and what she's not doing.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
To create a calmer environment the but but he's not
doing anything.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well she made it clear. He is moving that leg
around a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah no, but it's not like, but he's not breaking
the law. Well no, but you know what I mean,
Like she's angry at him and he didn't even do anything.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That does seem like something you would say, though, arrest me.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, line too, Hi elliot in the morning, good morning,
I'm trying to think I'm doing good. Thank you. Bear
with me for one second. I am trying to think,
because they do say they believe a third of people
have this. I can't think of any of them that
I have liked at times. Does somebody do something like
(11:11):
if if I'm angry, I'm sure that something would trigger me, right,
but I could. I'm smart enough to go it's me.
I have low blood sugar, or I'm tired, or I'm annoyed.
I have anger, so much anger that whatever it is
could be annoying me. So it's not them, it's really me.
(11:34):
But I can't think of one that if I hear it,
like that woman with her husband bouncing his leg where
I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna kill you anyway,
I'm sorry, Yes, sir, so I do.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
This to myself.
Speaker 11 (11:45):
I went so far as with the clicking of the
pen when I'm sitting there, like you said, working on
my Excel spreadsheet, which of course we all do every day.
I would just click the pen and it would drive
me nuts that I was doing it, to a point
to where I had to get pens that weren't could pens.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Wow, you were so you you were me So Kinesia
was triggered by yourself. Yes, oh my god, that's weird.
So you just ended up you ended up getting pens
that were that had no clicks.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Yeah, the ones that the little things on the side instead.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Of the top.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
Now I have this this thing where I like twirl
it between my fingers. That doesn't drive me as nuts
as much nuts because I don't think there's a.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Sound to it.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
But yeah, but yeah, I do all of them. I
bumped my leg, I tapped my fingers, I cracked my knuckles,
none of that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But depending, man, I wanted to, I don't. I gotta
be honest. I don't know anybody that doesn't bounce a
leg or a foot.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's soothing.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yes, it's part of life. Probably does the exact opposite.
Therefore you probably makes you so anxious, Thank you, sir,
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Riles you up that hyperactivity.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But it's not it's it's not being hyperactive. Well maybe
it is.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Laurence said she is unable to sit on a couch
with her husband because he visited so badly.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Then go sit somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, but you can see how that strange there to
sit across the room from each other if they're watching television.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, but can I I here's the question I would
honestly ask her, why can't you know it's your problem?
Why can't you just deal with it instead of getting
mad at him and be like, oh, I gotta move,
I'm enraged. Why can't you just accept it and go
(13:34):
that's who he is. I love this guy. This is
this is a unique trait. Well it's not. Everybody does it,
but whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You may feel embarrassed for them.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
For whom the leg bouncer Now I'm embarrassed for Lauren.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I know that you're blaming the victim.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's not no, he's the victim.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh, because he is doing this. I think it's just
like if I can go back to the sound. You
just don't realize it. And in certain situations, like I've
grown used to it, you're going to make a fool
of yourself because you eat like an animal.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going to continue eating and things that are hard
are going to crunch.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
So if someone's cracking their knuckles, hell yeah, cracking knuckles,
playing with hair, bouncing their leg, clicking a pen, it's
going to lead to, in context down the road, a
problem for you for someone else who's not as understanding
like me or Lauren.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Lauren leaves to another seat. Yeah, but I wanted to
snuggle with you. Lauren, You're my wife. I love you.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Not if you keep fidgeting and then calm down, you need
to call down.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Line seven. Hi, Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Good morning, everybody doing today?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Hey, I'm doing great. Who's this?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
This is Alex the guy I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I am doing well. Thank you? What can I do
for you?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
So then over the summer we went to Ireland and
on the flight back, which setting the scene. This is
the first time we flung business class. Man, I was
so excited for this. I didn't think I had either
of these conditions. But the guy next to me on
the aisle, he was spent the entire flight, the entire
seven hour flight, flicking his dentures out of his mouth
(15:25):
and then stucking him back in. And I wanted to
commit murder on a flight. I was so mad.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Hey, welcome to business class right saving grace.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
We were given noise canceling headphones, but even then I
could still hear it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Wow, wow, seven hours no and I get it like
that that set you off? I get that. I get it.
Thank you, my friend, Thank you yes.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Tom, we're hearing from a lot of teachers.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh, I bet they hate kids, say.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This is what makes their profession the hardest.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
No, I believe that. I believe. I mean, think about it.
You got thirty kids at a time, tiny kids, six
times six, six in a row.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Now this is from a student though. That said, when
they were fourteen, their pen clicking, finger, table tapping, and
foot tapping bothered the teachers so much that they sent
her outside of the classroom into a desk in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Okay, that's bad, teachers.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
So are you still as disappointed in Lauren who's getting
up and just may as well she's No, this is
punishing the person who's doing it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, that you can't do.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Ye'd send a kid into a classroom like my younger
outside the classroom.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
My younger one at his school, they would They would
give them bands if they needed them, to put across
the bottom legs of their desk, so that they instead
of tapping on the floor or whatever, they would tap
on like essentially a giant rubber band that was quieter.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh so it stretched between the legs, Yeah, the legs
of the desk. I've under seen that before.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, and so because I mean, listen, kids are going
to be fidgeting. Yeah, and if it got really bad,
the kids were given permission just get up and go
take a lap around the school. Yeah, save my kid's life. Now?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Were those special order for that situation? Those bands?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't know the school had them. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I've just never seen super extra large rubber bands.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And they would go on the legs of the desk
and he just sit there and get.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Pop at him, but didn't make a noise.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Say again, but it didn't make a noise.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No. Yeah, Now sometimes he would just kick the side
of the desk.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That's making it annoy.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Like, I bet in the office, yeah, no, no, in
our office, Yeah, when we're in there after the show,
I bet I do a million things in there that
drive you nuts.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
We usually both have headphones on though, right, listening to
stuff on our laptop, So I don't really a.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Lot of times I got the audio, it's it's the
vision visual, but you're not facing next to.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We're butt to butt.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I don't I honestly, for real, I don't see you
do anything that annoys me, and and.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You neither, thank you. Where am I going line eight.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Now I'm going to be hyper sensitive to it. Oh
my stop, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah? Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
This is very from Richmond.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you? So this
is a total.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Thing I didn't know how to name.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
But I have it with dogs, really really bad with
dogs when they lick themselves, like repeatedly imp them.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
When you're trying to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But you know, but again, you know that's what the
that's what a dog does. That's how it. I don't.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
I don't inherently hate dogs. I just if they turn
their head and lick under their leg, I swear to God,
I'm going to pump them through when.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That's pretty aggressive. That's pretty It is what it is.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
It is what it is, Elliott, Right, No.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I understand, I understand. Way to quote Bennett.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Zeer, my dog has a urinary tract infection right now.
And the reason we knew.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
For one second somebody said that may be what you
have in your gut?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
What I was tested for?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
That for U t I yes, oh okay.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
When you say it like that makes it seem like
I'm a woman.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, somebody else also thought you had swollen over it.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's the only thing man can get. Urinary tractor.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, I know one guy Tyler.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Oh I don't have one. Oh whatever, Yeah, my urine
was clean. No, but the reason and we took her
yesterday to get the antibiotic. But the reason we knew
is the night before she dive bombed her vagina so
aggressively she tumbled off the couch.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Now I do Diane did that once at Bradford after it, so.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
She'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Line seven, Hi elliot the morning.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Hey, same to you. Who is this?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Thank you? I'll stay anonymous.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
So I have this guy at work who randomly does
like a pound on his chest, like almost like a
gorilla thing, and it drives me insane. It drives me
so insane, and I feel bad, like I won't say
anything to him because he kind of said in passing like,
(20:41):
oh he did it, and he said, oh, maybe I
have like eighty d or something. So in case he
does have it, I don't want to like make fun
of him, but I just can't. It drives me so mad.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
What is he is?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
He? Like? Well made another say oh, Bama, I.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Don't even know what triggers it. He's just to Waco.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Now, do you think there's anything about you that may
annoy people at work?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, right, but you don't know what it is. Are
you real, real bossy?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Are you a manager? Yeah? Oh okay, all right, all right,
very good, very good. To have a good weekend. You
got it. I feel like you were triggered by her position. Yeah,
you were like, gotta go line four, Hi Elliott in
the morning.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Hey, good morning, Yes, sir, all right. So I worked
in a high wall to office and there was a
lady who sat one row over and one back and
she would make tea but three to four times a day,
and she would slurp her tea and I couldn't see her.
So it was just constantly, Oh my god, I just
(21:58):
want to take that cup, smash it, hide it, eat
something with it so she couldn't find it. Oh. And
it would be during the times when everybody was quiet,
you know, the office wasn't hustling and bustling, just trying
to do my work. Can't get it done.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh my gosh, thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But again, that's what I have, that's me so phone.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, but maybe it's part of where they overlap. Ye,
where am I going? Line seven? Hi Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Hey is meat?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Who's this Tiffany?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yes? What can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Oh my gosh, I have this coworker that has the longest,
ridiculous nails and the typing on the keyboard of the nail.
I literally want to go rip her nails off every
single time.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I love how I agree everybody is.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
People are like, I don't care what he's talking about?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It some chest.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Has anybody ever said anything to her?
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Yes? People say things to her all the time.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I swear she grows her nails out. Then after people
say something, she grows her nails out.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Can they come longer?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Watch this?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I swear she does.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I swear all.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Right, very good, very good. Thank you, ma'am, Thank you.
I love it. I love O line too, Hi Ellie
at the morning? Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
This is Jenny and Richmond.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yes, Jenny, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
I cannot stand the sound of my husband eating, and
it's so bad that I have to play music. I
tried to tap my ear while he's eating. If my
ear is facing him, and it's not his fault, it's mine.
It's all me and I know that, but I can't
say anything to him because it would be very upsetting.
But I cannot stand to hear him.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Eat.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's funny because all these people are talking about complaints
while listening, but no one is listening. Right now, we've
completely got away from the condition.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, I know, but I'm good with it, good with it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Danielle has a question for Diane.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Wait, hold on one second, So what do you do? So, bet,
do you ever say anything to him?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
No, because it would be very upsetting to him. So
my daughter said, they're laughing internally because she knows I'm
being extremely like I'll get up from the table and
start cleaning the dishes because I'm done and I can't
listen to it. I turned the radio up. He tries
to turn it down. I'm like, no, really, I really
love this song.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I just can't hear you and you it can't take it.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
I can't, I can't. I've been married for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I bet you what made it worse? I bet you
look forward to dinner like nobody else.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Let's see in front of the TV.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I want him to be on the other line and
be like my wife taps at her ear all through
dinner and it drives me nuts. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you, ma'am. Who had a question for Diane.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Because the starter with just a hate of fidgeting in
repetitive movement. Yes, Danielle writes, Diane, have you ever noticed
on Southern Charm that when Shep is confronted, he is
always tapping his leg. It is too much for me.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, they highlighted on the show when they make fun
of him, everybody shakes their foot or taps their leg
and he is. It's just it's like nervous energy. He's
a big man baby, but anytime he's always fidgeting.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Good thing. You got that trust fun line one Hi
Elliott in the morning, Good morning, Yes, hi, Hi.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
I have a coworker who well, I'm not there anymore
in neither is she. But she had a hot plate
in her cubicle and would cook full fledged meals at
her duck. I'm talking bomblets, white ambled. One time she
literally made brussels sprout and uh and and and it
(26:09):
was out of control.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
A whole lot of the stunt.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I love people so much, you're.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Letting people get some stuff off there.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Again, this may not fall under it completely under me,
so keen of SNA whatever. But I do like, but
I like, but I'm with you. I like that. People.
This is very cathartic.
Have we ever heard of miso canesia. That's not where
I thought you were going. Oh you thought I was
gonna go with miso horny.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Or what what's the other when we talk about mesoponia?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yesso, I have that. Oh that's where you get mad
when I eat a salad.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh my god, it was so bad this week. I
wanted to punch in the face.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why what was so bad?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You ate a salad this week?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I did. Oh and it had it had croutons in it.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
God damn.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah that was good. It was from panera. It was
trickery anyway. Okay, but no, no, but remember miso. What
is that? Miso fenia? Whatever the keep that in the
back of your mind. Miso canesia. Okay, miso kinesia? What
is that?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, the prefix m i s o means to dislike.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Or right before horny. But yes, dislike miso is for
what you said, it's kinesia canesia. So is that like movement,
kinetic kinetic energy? Very good? It is people who are triggered, annoyed,
angered by to all different degrees of people, and it
(01:11):
just gets put under the headline of people who are fidgeting.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh, fidgeting. Oh okay, I didn't know where the movement
was going to land.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So that drives people crazy. And it could be anything,
oh like like tapping your fingers.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Tapping your finger on a People who shake their legs
their foot or their foot their foot leg. People who
when they walk, they may swing their arms a little
bit too much. Oh god, people who.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
People who that person's looking for something to get pissed off.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You swing your arms and you walk.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh it's funny, because that's how I eat when I
have a crew.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, you could, no, I can't less loud.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's a crew on.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You could soften it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
My spit.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You soak with that amount of dress.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So it's okay if somebody moves their arm, but God
for bidjie a goddamn crew time.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But here's the difference. If I'm sitting and I'm guilty
of this, I shake my leg or tap my foot,
I'm triggered. But you can also see someone sitting normally.
If you walk and don't move your arms, you look
like a maniac.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I agree, okay, but yeah, don't move them so much.
I don't have this. They said one third of people
have miso kinesia.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It drafts people that crazy. Oh, I get that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
What was he doing? I couldn't say clicking in a.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Pan, shaking your legs, keep shaking your arms, shaking their feet,
the clicking like mindlessly. Oh, people do that all the time,
but constantly. If if there's somebody who's working on something
like if I'm working on an Excel spreadsheet or something
like that, the I might just be sitting there going
huh oh yeah, somebody who just fidgets with their hair.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What are you picking your teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Now, I'm biting my nail. Well, these time you're discussing
like bad habits, Yeah, no, but it's again, it's just
the watching them fidget and good after their their fingernails.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So they can do anything.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I get on my kids about bad habits, but if
my if my children were swinging their arms all walking,
unless they were in a China shop, I'm not going
to get on or for that. But when they bite
their nap okay.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But see, but you look at that as a I
mean kind of separate the two out. Yes, it may
be considered bad habits, right, but for some people just
seeing somebody, like if you saw a stranger, you're not
gonna go yell at him about chewing their their fingernails.
He might I want you, but I would not, but
watching them could get you going.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So you're saying that I'm not upset by the act for.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It being constantly cracking your fingernails.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Fidgeting, and i'mpset just by the action because it's a
bad habit.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, it's just yeah, it's the fidgeting of it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Like I don't have the condition.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, I just I just don't like people who have
bad habits.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh okay, so you don't think you have me, so
can easily. Oh okay. That may be.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
The hair one. A lot of people play with their hair.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, well that's a big one. They were talking to
somebody where they said, when I see somebody they talk
to somebody who sees the hair one. And when they
see somebody who does the like shaking their leg, like
bouncing their leg. Yeah, and one way that it it
physically makes them want to vomit. Whoa. And the other
one went, I physically want to stab them in the leg.
(04:45):
I don't know, because it makes people angry or it
gives them a very adverse reaction. So I was trying
to think, like there are sometimes where yeah, there are
sometimes like if you're sitting by somebody and the leg
starts going where it's annoying, but it doesn't trigger you.
It's not. It's not like, oh my god, every time
somebody does this, I I get I get triggered by it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Tom says this was in The Lincoln Lawyer, The Lincoln Lawyer.
Are you done with this season?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Uh? No?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What way to go? Tom?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Wait? Was it really though? I don't remember that it
was having to do with a pen or were they
just that would drive me nuts? Why?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Because it's annoying?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Who steps or or clicks that much? Yeah, I mean
you are a lot of people. That sounds exaggerating. I
bet if you pay attention, you'll see a lot of
people do it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
People do it involuntary. They don't even realize they're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It, of course not of course not. But you're saying
it's they're also not doing it to it could be
a little bit of the sound.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Wouldn't the sound be mesiphonia?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The Yeah? Maybe, I mean maybe there is a little
bit of a zen diagram there, but the.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ven this end diagram, it's here's your mom Ben.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Hey, John Stewart, the uh, yeah, no, so maybe it
is a little bit of the sound, but just kind
of sitting there and going after it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
That reminds me. Tell your wife, remember she still has
to zenmo me.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
A third of people have it but.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Have no idea. They just don't have a name for
that you. No, no, they may not know it by name.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
There was one with like like scrunchies or hair ties,
but I don't remember what it was. But somebody who like,
maybe it's twirling them, I have no idea, or popping
them on their wrists or so, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
If you do it a couple of times, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well you really you are really centered in on this,
because I was like, wow, that's annoying because when you
when you started, if you sat there and did that
next to me, I'd be like, go somewhere else. You
would not else. Yeah, oh I'm sorry, I'm working on
my Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm moving my cube.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Move Then you can't.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You couldn't sit next to somebody doing this for like
hours at a time. That would drive you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I know someone who gets pissed if I eat a
cruton and it makes a noise.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Not just salads.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Here's his list of all of the crunchy foods that
annoy him.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
But this isn't about me. This isn't a new commission.
We're just learning about it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, and I also had never heard of.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It from who is this Alex? My son is ADHD
and fidgets constantly. My husband gets so angry he always
just leaves the room.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh man, I feel bad. I feel bad, But you
know what, I'm happier to hear that the husband leaves
the room, then gets mad at him, then gets mad
at the kid. Because in here you do also hear
of cases of people like Diane yelling enough.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You would say the same thing if somebody was sitting
next to you clicking their pen like that right for
like an hour, that's maddening.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
What am I gonna say? Don't click your pet?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's really annoying? Could you stop doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You breathe? That's really.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Why don't you stop? Uh? You know what's annoying? What
you're putting on chapstick.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
This woman says that it makes her heart race.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh yeah, no, I'm telling you. There was somebody who said,
like like in a rage, like I want to stab
their legs.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
This quote is great and could be applied to you
at many times in your work. Be yes, not for
the condition, but just in general. She says, I get anger,
so much anger.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yes, Line one, Hi Ellie in the morning, by yeah, Hi,
who's this? Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
This is Mary?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hey? Mary? Good? Wait? What? Well? Go ahead? I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
So I first of all, thank you for educating us today.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
I do not know this yournation.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
But really I have one.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh something that irritates you.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Yeah, so it irritates me.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
My husband did that? The leg thinks, and I'm like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Hen, yes, when he's working and sometimes we both work
from home, and it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I cannot concentrate. If he does that, I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I just lose a concentration.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So it makes you really, really angry.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I don't think it's angry, but irritates me.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
So bad, like to the point where you almost want
to take those scissors and stab him in the leg.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
No, not there, but I do like, oh my god,
what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
And one thing I wanted to point out.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
We have a small dog that.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
She paces around in the middle of the night when
I'm sleeping.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
That wakes me.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Up, as well, oh, the toenails on the floor, get
a crate the the Yeah, no, no, but but I
mean listen, the husband one is and you have you
ever said anything to him?
Speaker 9 (09:57):
I do every time, and then I call him out,
what do you do?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Because like, what am I doing with your leg?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
It's like it's something back and forth, it's making noise.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I can't go some drain and then he.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Stopped, but then he starts up again because it's completely involuntary.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I do it again, and I'm like, what are you
doing your leg again? Your legs?
Speaker 10 (10:15):
This is the whole day.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
All right, very good. I appreciate it. Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you. Perfect example, perfect example.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Maybe it's not what he's doing and what she's not doing.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
To create a calmer environment the but but he's not
doing anything.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well she made it clear. He is moving that leg
around a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah no, but it's not like, but he's not breaking
the law. Well no, but you know what I mean,
Like she's angry at him and he didn't even do anything.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That does seem like something you would say, though, arrest me.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, line too, Hi elliot in the morning, good morning,
I'm trying to think I'm doing good. Thank you. Bear
with me for one second. I am trying to think,
because they do say they believe a third of people
have this. I can't think of any of them that
I have liked at times. Does somebody do something like
(11:11):
if if I'm angry, I'm sure that something would trigger me, right,
but I could. I'm smart enough to go it's me.
I have low blood sugar, or I'm tired, or I'm annoyed.
I have anger, so much anger that whatever it is
could be annoying me. So it's not them, it's really me.
(11:34):
But I can't think of one that if I hear it,
like that woman with her husband bouncing his leg where
I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna kill you anyway,
I'm sorry, Yes, sir, so I do.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
This to myself.
Speaker 11 (11:45):
I went so far as with the clicking of the
pen when I'm sitting there, like you said, working on
my Excel spreadsheet, which of course we all do every day.
I would just click the pen and it would drive
me nuts that I was doing it, to a point
to where I had to get pens that weren't could pens.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Wow, you were so you you were me So Kinesia
was triggered by yourself. Yes, oh my god, that's weird.
So you just ended up you ended up getting pens
that were that had no clicks.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Yeah, the ones that the little things on the side instead.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Of the top.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
Now I have this this thing where I like twirl
it between my fingers. That doesn't drive me as nuts
as much nuts because I don't think there's a.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Sound to it.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
But yeah, but yeah, I do all of them. I
bumped my leg, I tapped my fingers, I cracked my knuckles,
none of that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But depending, man, I wanted to, I don't. I gotta
be honest. I don't know anybody that doesn't bounce a
leg or a foot.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's soothing.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yes, it's part of life. Probably does the exact opposite.
Therefore you probably makes you so anxious, Thank you, sir,
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Riles you up that hyperactivity.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But it's not it's it's not being hyperactive. Well maybe
it is.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Laurence said she is unable to sit on a couch
with her husband because he visited so badly.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Then go sit somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, but you can see how that strange there to
sit across the room from each other if they're watching television.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, but can I I here's the question I would
honestly ask her, why can't you know it's your problem?
Why can't you just deal with it instead of getting
mad at him and be like, oh, I gotta move,
I'm enraged. Why can't you just accept it and go
(13:34):
that's who he is. I love this guy. This is
this is a unique trait. Well it's not. Everybody does it,
but whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You may feel embarrassed for them.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
For whom the leg bouncer Now I'm embarrassed for Lauren.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I know that you're blaming the victim.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's not no, he's the victim.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh, because he is doing this. I think it's just
like if I can go back to the sound. You
just don't realize it. And in certain situations, like I've
grown used to it, you're going to make a fool
of yourself because you eat like an animal.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going to continue eating and things that are hard
are going to crunch.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
So if someone's cracking their knuckles, hell yeah, cracking knuckles,
playing with hair, bouncing their leg, clicking a pen, it's
going to lead to, in context down the road, a
problem for you for someone else who's not as understanding
like me or Lauren.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Lauren leaves to another seat. Yeah, but I wanted to
snuggle with you. Lauren, You're my wife. I love you.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Not if you keep fidgeting and then calm down, you need
to call down.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Line seven. Hi, Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Good morning, everybody doing today?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Hey, I'm doing great. Who's this?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
This is Alex the guy I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I am doing well. Thank you? What can I do
for you?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
So then over the summer we went to Ireland and
on the flight back, which setting the scene. This is
the first time we flung business class. Man, I was
so excited for this. I didn't think I had either
of these conditions. But the guy next to me on
the aisle, he was spent the entire flight, the entire
seven hour flight, flicking his dentures out of his mouth
(15:25):
and then stucking him back in. And I wanted to
commit murder on a flight. I was so mad.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Hey, welcome to business class right saving grace.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
We were given noise canceling headphones, but even then I
could still hear it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Wow, wow, seven hours no and I get it like
that that set you off? I get that. I get it.
Thank you, my friend, Thank you yes.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Tom, we're hearing from a lot of teachers.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh, I bet they hate kids, say.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This is what makes their profession the hardest.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
No, I believe that. I believe. I mean, think about it.
You got thirty kids at a time, tiny kids, six
times six, six in a row.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Now this is from a student though. That said, when
they were fourteen, their pen clicking, finger, table tapping, and
foot tapping bothered the teachers so much that they sent
her outside of the classroom into a desk in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Okay, that's bad, teachers.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
So are you still as disappointed in Lauren who's getting
up and just may as well she's No, this is
punishing the person who's doing it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, that you can't do.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Ye'd send a kid into a classroom like my younger
outside the classroom.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
My younger one at his school, they would They would
give them bands if they needed them, to put across
the bottom legs of their desk, so that they instead
of tapping on the floor or whatever, they would tap
on like essentially a giant rubber band that was quieter.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh so it stretched between the legs, Yeah, the legs
of the desk. I've under seen that before.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, and so because I mean, listen, kids are going
to be fidgeting. Yeah, and if it got really bad,
the kids were given permission just get up and go
take a lap around the school. Yeah, save my kid's life. Now?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Were those special order for that situation? Those bands?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't know the school had them. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I've just never seen super extra large rubber bands.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And they would go on the legs of the desk
and he just sit there and get.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Pop at him, but didn't make a noise.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Say again, but it didn't make a noise.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No. Yeah, Now sometimes he would just kick the side
of the desk.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That's making it annoy.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Like, I bet in the office, yeah, no, no, in
our office, Yeah, when we're in there after the show,
I bet I do a million things in there that
drive you nuts.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
We usually both have headphones on though, right, listening to
stuff on our laptop, So I don't really a.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Lot of times I got the audio, it's it's the
vision visual, but you're not facing next to.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We're butt to butt.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I don't I honestly, for real, I don't see you
do anything that annoys me, and and.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You neither, thank you. Where am I going line eight.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Now I'm going to be hyper sensitive to it. Oh
my stop, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah? Hi, who's this?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
This is very from Richmond.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you? So this
is a total.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Thing I didn't know how to name.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
But I have it with dogs, really really bad with
dogs when they lick themselves, like repeatedly imp them.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
When you're trying to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But you know, but again, you know that's what the
that's what a dog does. That's how it. I don't.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
I don't inherently hate dogs. I just if they turn
their head and lick under their leg, I swear to God,
I'm going to pump them through when.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That's pretty aggressive. That's pretty It is what it is.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
It is what it is, Elliott, Right, No.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I understand, I understand. Way to quote Bennett.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Zeer, my dog has a urinary tract infection right now.
And the reason we knew.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
For one second somebody said that may be what you
have in your gut?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
What I was tested for?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
That for U t I yes, oh okay.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
When you say it like that makes it seem like
I'm a woman.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, somebody else also thought you had swollen over it.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's the only thing man can get. Urinary tractor.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, I know one guy Tyler.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Oh I don't have one. Oh whatever, Yeah, my urine
was clean. No, but the reason and we took her
yesterday to get the antibiotic. But the reason we knew
is the night before she dive bombed her vagina so
aggressively she tumbled off the couch.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Now I do Diane did that once at Bradford after it, so.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
She'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Line seven, Hi elliot the morning.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Hey, same to you. Who is this?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Thank you? I'll stay anonymous.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
So I have this guy at work who randomly does
like a pound on his chest, like almost like a
gorilla thing, and it drives me insane. It drives me
so insane, and I feel bad, like I won't say
anything to him because he kind of said in passing like,
(20:41):
oh he did it, and he said, oh, maybe I
have like eighty d or something. So in case he
does have it, I don't want to like make fun
of him, but I just can't. It drives me so mad.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
What is he is?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
He? Like? Well made another say oh, Bama, I.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Don't even know what triggers it. He's just to Waco.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Now, do you think there's anything about you that may
annoy people at work?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, right, but you don't know what it is. Are
you real, real bossy?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Are you a manager? Yeah? Oh okay, all right, all right,
very good, very good. To have a good weekend. You
got it. I feel like you were triggered by her position. Yeah,
you were like, gotta go line four, Hi Elliott in
the morning.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Hey, good morning, Yes, sir, all right. So I worked
in a high wall to office and there was a
lady who sat one row over and one back and
she would make tea but three to four times a day,
and she would slurp her tea and I couldn't see her.
So it was just constantly, Oh my god, I just
(21:58):
want to take that cup, smash it, hide it, eat
something with it so she couldn't find it. Oh. And
it would be during the times when everybody was quiet,
you know, the office wasn't hustling and bustling, just trying
to do my work. Can't get it done.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh my gosh, thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But again, that's what I have, that's me so phone.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, but maybe it's part of where they overlap. Ye,
where am I going? Line seven? Hi Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Hey is meat?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Who's this Tiffany?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yes? What can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Oh my gosh, I have this coworker that has the longest,
ridiculous nails and the typing on the keyboard of the nail.
I literally want to go rip her nails off every
single time.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I love how I agree everybody is.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
People are like, I don't care what he's talking about?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It some chest.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Has anybody ever said anything to her?
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Yes? People say things to her all the time.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I swear she grows her nails out. Then after people
say something, she grows her nails out.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Can they come longer?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Watch this?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I swear she does.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I swear all.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Right, very good, very good. Thank you, ma'am, Thank you.
I love it. I love O line too, Hi Ellie
at the morning? Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
This is Jenny and Richmond.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yes, Jenny, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
I cannot stand the sound of my husband eating, and
it's so bad that I have to play music. I
tried to tap my ear while he's eating. If my
ear is facing him, and it's not his fault, it's mine.
It's all me and I know that, but I can't
say anything to him because it would be very upsetting.
But I cannot stand to hear him.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Eat.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's funny because all these people are talking about complaints
while listening, but no one is listening. Right now, we've
completely got away from the condition.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, I know, but I'm good with it, good with it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Danielle has a question for Diane.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Wait, hold on one second, So what do you do? So, bet,
do you ever say anything to him?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
No, because it would be very upsetting to him. So
my daughter said, they're laughing internally because she knows I'm
being extremely like I'll get up from the table and
start cleaning the dishes because I'm done and I can't
listen to it. I turned the radio up. He tries
to turn it down. I'm like, no, really, I really
love this song.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I just can't hear you and you it can't take it.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
I can't, I can't. I've been married for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I bet you what made it worse? I bet you
look forward to dinner like nobody else.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Let's see in front of the TV.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I want him to be on the other line and
be like my wife taps at her ear all through
dinner and it drives me nuts. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you, ma'am. Who had a question for Diane.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Because the starter with just a hate of fidgeting in
repetitive movement. Yes, Danielle writes, Diane, have you ever noticed
on Southern Charm that when Shep is confronted, he is
always tapping his leg. It is too much for me.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, they highlighted on the show when they make fun
of him, everybody shakes their foot or taps their leg
and he is. It's just it's like nervous energy. He's
a big man baby, but anytime he's always fidgeting.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Good thing. You got that trust fun line one Hi
Elliott in the morning, Good morning, Yes, hi, Hi.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
I have a coworker who well, I'm not there anymore
in neither is she. But she had a hot plate
in her cubicle and would cook full fledged meals at
her duck. I'm talking bomblets, white ambled. One time she
literally made brussels sprout and uh and and and it
(26:09):
was out of control.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
A whole lot of the stunt.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I love people so much, you're.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Letting people get some stuff off there.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Again, this may not fall under it completely under me,
so keen of SNA whatever. But I do like, but
I like, but I'm with you. I like that. People.
This is very cathartic.
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