January 17, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Zillow dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now, somebody sent this to me. Somebody sent this to me.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All Right, you're not looking for a bigger space because
your house guest, uh, he.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Needs he needs room. All right, here's the address. Are
you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is it on the screen? Say again? Is it on
the screen. It's coming Okay, Okay, Diane, you keep saying yes,
it's not there yet. It's like when I was like,
do you have a browser open? Yep? You all right?
Are you ready? I'm going to give you the address.
Do you know where to type this in?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Diane?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, in the field.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hey, that's where the balloon landed. One four one eight six.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Devils d E V I L S three th h
R e E not the number. So one four one
eight six devils three jump jump. Now I'm guessing for
most people this is already filling in. Yes in Milford, Virginia.
(01:14):
Correct two two five, one four that's it?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Enter enter Yep. Not cheap, No, not small either.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, Well, I'm not doing a GoFundMe. I'm not buying
the house.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Look at all those fireplaces.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, that's not really the part that I'm focused on.
I see the exterior shot so far.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
The Okay, do you know how to get to like
see all the pictures of the house you're looking at
the tune the Yeah, yeah, click on that. I don't
like scrolling. I'd like to make it big. Exactly exactly.
But that's because Diane goes to the last page of
the book. Right, all right, So on the surface are
are people doing?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Does it work?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because I'm gonna get to a photo that I need
explain to me.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Tyler, let's click click right. That's this is photo one
of thirty one. Well, I'm not gonna need all thirty one.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So you know why this was sent to you?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And no, hold on, let me get over here.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not like you're trying to have us help you
because you don't get it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh, I don't get it. I don't get it. You
don't know why it was sent to you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, I do know why it was sent to me.
It was sent to me with somebody saying, what the hell? Okay,
I don't know what the hell. That's part of my problem,
and it's it is a big So listen, I understand
not everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Has their their browser open.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Here's why it's been on the market for one hundred
and ninety three days and it only has eight thousand views.
It is the asking is two point nine five million dollars,
eight bedrooms, bathrooms, seven thousand, seven hundred and fifty square feet,
only eighty four saves.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It is in Milford, Virginia, which is isn't that kind
of like like it's this Caroline County?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, but isn't that kind of like like if you
if you if you were on ninety five and you
were up by like Lady Smith.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, it's in that area. It's like eastling Greenish, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Doue East beautiful right on the outside. I mean that's
not my decor, but that is. That's a nice house.
And you could see over the back. I mean somebody
shot that nicely. You see the river in the back,
like it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's not a pond, that's theirs. I thought it was
a river. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Here's what I could tell. I could never live out there,
like that is God's country. I don't see.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You're really not there that far off in ninety five, right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're not that far off. But I can promise you
I in that house, I can't hear an ambulance and
I'd like to be able to hear police cars in
the empty what.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I do anyway? All right, so go to the big picture.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Scroll right again. Front yard, don't care? Scroll right? Okay,
that's the back of the house. Kind of kind of
boring looking, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Is that all of their property? Yeah, it's like it's a.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Couple of acres. Yeah? Good.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The next one, more back in the house. Real boring
from the back. It's empty, real boring from the back.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Keep going, keep going, it is empty.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah. See that's like maybe that is a part.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, okay, whatever, it's a body of water.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
But it's I can't see why Eliott thought that though,
it's it's it's flowing.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Next one, Okay, what is this.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Where it stops?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Solar panels?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But why are they down by the water just for space? Right?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I mean, isn't that is that some sort of generator
there to the left?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know. If you have the land, you don't
need to put them on your roof.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Oh I thought they always go on your roof. That's
how they heat you. Wait?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Who no, I think Tyler's right?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
God damn it.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I'm never right. So wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You don't have to put them on your that's by
the way, I haven't gotten to what I need. If
you have, if you have solar panels, they don't go
on your roof. I thought they went on your roof
to heat your.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
House because most people don't have.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
This is Look how much this is taking up how
many they have?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
They have, they have space, but then you have to
get that all you have to get it from the
I thought the whole point of solar power was to
not use electricity, and I got to use electricity to
get it to the.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
House, the wiring to the house. This seems pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh yeah, I always thought that they went on the
roof because that's what it did.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well for most people. That is the easiest and most
direct access to the sun light.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
How about your driveway?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Where am I gonna part my car on the street?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Can I go to the next photo? Okay, yeah, he
said this had nothing to do.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
With I don't understand solar r I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You said a couple of acres.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
The house is seven thousand square feet, that's what's that?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What their tps?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There are five tps?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Why that I can't figure out.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do they house or host events for like the Scouts.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Or for Indians? Sorry? Native Americans have Jerokee and chop
tawll dan finish it? What my baby?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
She's a chip a wall. She's a one of a kind.
Kristen Indian outlaw Timmogras. We're going to Iowa to see them.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Why are their tps lining the yard? Hi? How are you? Hi? How?
That's how he welcome you to the house. It's bizarre,
but it's not. I'm a TP, I'm a wigwam, I'm
a TP. I'm a wigwam. Hey, Hey, relax, you're too tense.
It's not something you see every day. But it's not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh I'm sorry. That doesn't throw you off. You went
to go buy the house, and there's if.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
They Is that the reason it's not selling?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
They managed to that. There's no way on buying that house.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
There's tep and I think there's more than five, but
they're all lined up in the backyard. And what is
what is the pad that they're on? Is that is
that concrete or is it wood?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It almost looks like woodslass. I don't know. Maybe it
is concrete?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
If it's concrete, is that where you at? That's a
deal breaker? You empty? People prepare food? You empty? No?
You know where I prepare food?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Inside the kitchen of the seven thousand square foot house
that I just spent three million dollars off?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Is there an outdoor kits? And I didn't notice? That's
not nothing? You nothing you'd write home about you hear
the next photo.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Again before we do. Why are there tps lining the backyard?
That that honestly to me that that could be a
deal breaker.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Perhaps this is a well known property and somebody may
have an answer for you. Oh it's the Wigwam Probably
guess it's the only house on Devil's three Jump Road.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I mean it kind of looks like it is.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
If you scroll out, it doesn't look like there's other
red dots. At least there are properties for sale.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Go next one.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, what is that is that? Is that an underground bunker?
That's above ground?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Is that? I think that it.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Looks like a fretz Winstone house?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
The no, no, no, no, But what's in front of it's?
First of all, it's not a house. It's a bunker.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's smaller, it's smaller than the house.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Diane, I think it's going to be become an underground bunker.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, because look that's got a bobcat. Here's another generator. Man,
they love solar, But doesn't it look like they're building
a bunker?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I guess so yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, so now we've hit two photos that have me
asking questions.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hey, when the world ends, am I going to the bunker?
Do I go to the wigwam? Next photo?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, that's just like I think that's just another Like.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Are these like other houses on their properties?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Like that's like a hut that's decent. The staircase on
the side, Yeah, two stories.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Is that like like an in law's property or something?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I cant fine with that photo. Next one, Yeah, that's
from the street. That's fine. It's picture asque for sure.
It's very nice they have. There's a lot of buildings
in this.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Process's where they park all their bobcats. That's their shedd Okay,
a shed is where we put our lawnmower. That is
not a she shed.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I like that. That's a gazebo.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I like that, fancy, that's not when they have statues.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The I don't need the statues, but it's nice.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You want you want that or the tape statues all day.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
They also have lights.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Oh yeah, I mean that's probably right on the lake probably.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
That's pretty cool. Next one, Yeah, that's just.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Like another structure. Yeah, but above ground, yes, yeah, yeah, okay,
okay there close up.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh it's nice. Inside. That's not the hut. That's the
actual house. I know, see the columns inside. This house
is beautiful.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Main house.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah, the house is beautiful. Next one, that's just the
entry way.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Interesting headboard, okay, Diane.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Of all the stuff we've seen so far, Diane, you're
gonna ask about the looks like it's probably from some.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
A piece of wood from the property that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Fell after years of marking the estate.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
It does that closet?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What is this? What over here by the bed tyler?
What is this?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I think that's like, uh, there's there's no doors or partition,
but I think it's another place where you can hand clothes.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I bought a three million dollar house and they don't
have a closet.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It's one angle. Look there's a fireplace cut out in
the middle of the room too.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's one of them fancy ones too. Do it's fancy.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Next one guest room.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Don't care they like that would as a headboard. No,
but you're right, it's probably from some you know, the
hell just happened?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
That is what the overhead lights that look like.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I was more focused on the number.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I know you didn't say next slide, and my hands
slipped and I went to the next slide.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
But why is what?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Why? Why is there?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Why are they they sort of putting like random areas
and also like cascading down the staircase.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, but just in the where you get on the
stairs there is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine ten.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Titty lights weird placement.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, and they're not small, they're big titties. They're in
the store. We call them Barlow titties. What Elliott are those?
Is that even real?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It looks like I think that they went in, Hey,
let's throw them with this one, like when they when
they virtually like design the room.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, it's all I just go.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Back to the tpees, right, And that threw us for
a loop. Yes, but it's almost like they knew people
would click through this gallery and if the tepees didn't
do it, we'll have a dozen of the boob looking dome.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Lights, dim titty lights.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's just that doesn't make it that that's what makes fake.
It looks it doesn't make sense. Well, remember did you
see how much solar paneling was down by the lake.
That power got to go somewhere.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Lights are bright, but there's not even a there's no
rhyme nor reason to it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
There's also nobody that's going to be sitting under those lights.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I've never seen those. I've seen hundreds of them on ceilings.
I've never seen them on a wall.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How about clump together? Right, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I get an agent on the foot. Something has did
Zillow misprint the photo?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
No, mis published?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like on some of them, you'll see where they virtually
lay it like design a room, and then like that'll
be slide two, but slide three is what it looks
like empty. Go one to the right, just so I
can I can make sure Nope, okay, go back.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, so they didn't show that it was no, go
the other way. Are you saying like another angle where.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You're yeah, where it would be like again, like they
may show you like like beds and stuff in there,
and then on the next page the house is actually empty,
but they're just showing you what it would look like
now here. I am at the bottom of the stairs
looking up at all damn titties.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
What slide is that twenty six?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
What's going on on twenty six?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
It's just another angle of those What is the proper
name for that light fixture?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Diane? No, No, don't eat her? Getting dumb? What is
what's the proper name them? Where am I going line for?
Is that a real estate agent? Flush Mount Dome lights?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Aka?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Who's my girl?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Who's my Who's why? Can't I think of her name?
The the realtor? Yeah, Jennifer, Jennifer Young. Where's Jennifer? Where's Jennifer?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Elliot in the morning? Hello?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, Hi?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Who's this? Hey? This is Corey from Milford. Now's a well?
Do you know? Do you know where this house is?
I drive by it all the time. Yeah, what's going
on there?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I don't know anything about the owners or I've seen
outside of the house. It's am massive and there are
a lot of houses on that road. It's uh on
the way to the high school, Caroline High School down here.
But as far as the teps go, I know, uh,
at least one family friend who's a part of a
pretty big tribe down here. I don't know the name
of it, so it doesn't surprise me at all that
(15:29):
that kind of stuff would be over there, because I
do know they organize in that area.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh no kidding. Oh so that is that is legit
for a local tribe.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Yeah, that's my assumption, just because I know it's pretty
big in this area.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Well, you know what if they're listening, Hello, Hi, Hi,
how are you?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You can ride my pony double? All right? Very good?
Very good? But you don't know the You don't know
the owners.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Right, I do not know the owners know what that
place is?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Massive? Very good, appreciate it, Thank you, sir. Make your
little heart bubble the Jesus. So let's focus more on
the lights. Yeah, where's I need, Jennifer Young?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I do know that you can't tour it without a
prior appointment, prior approval.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Well, I don't know if.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
It's approved for a high dollar house like that.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I don't know if it's prior approval, but it's available
by appointment only.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Rob on Facebook says it's one hundred and eighty acres.
You said it was a couple.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I thought it was two or three us. I have
no sense of what an acre is. But you know,
one hundred and eighty of them is a lot. I
know if I have two, this is twice as much
as that. Well, you know what I mean. Oh my god,
is this?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It says Nick, But this may be die in three
million dollars and I can't get a real shower.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Slide twenty two.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
We have to go.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I got to go to twenty two.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Oh, Tyler, you took me off the pink screen.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh I didn't do that. It quit on me. It disconnected.
Here we go, uh, Slide twenty two. It's after the
underground bunker being built. Okay, it's thirteen. Here we go
twenty two. Oh oh yeah, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I like that bathroom.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
No, No, I'm with him. I'm with him because it
doesn't You can't hang up a shower curtain.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Your floor is gonna get all wet.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
What But then if you keep scrolling, it's it's almost
like they've they've redone some of them in a very
modern way.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
If you're going to do that, can you go bat
fitter and let me go.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
To go to thirty thirty? Is your shower.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Refrigerator in a bedroom?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Is that part of that in last suite?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
No, that's downstairs.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
That's you think that's main house? Okay, see like there
you go.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
That's a nice shows?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Look at it? Yeah, a glass and.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
See what I mean? Like it's It's like some of
the rooms are very nice and clearly just redone and
then some of the other ones are old.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Look at that. That's old.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I'll tell you what I don't like though. Did you
see in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Do you see what's missing? What they ain't got? No,
damn titties up on the ceiling. You can put those
in there? You go, Come on, I spent three.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in a listing.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I wantes in every room. You look at it. What's
going on with those lights?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
And when we get the explanation, will we feel foolish?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I did when I got the explanation on the tepies.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh no, could there be an indigenous connection?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
With the lights you get at lows?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
My friends call me bear Claw Line three. Hi Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Hi, I'm the citizen of one of the first Nations
tribes in Virginia, and.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Let me, ma'am, if you don't mind mind jumping in,
let me jump in and say it is fantastic to
talk to you, and that whole TP wigwam that was
just a joke.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Anyway, Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Oh, I was just going to do what you said.
I just wanted to clarify, like, we didn't have tps.
That's not that's not an Eastern woodland s thing. We
have like lawn houses and we do have a NAM,
so we don't have tps. PPS are for not for
but teakings of plane shine.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wait, also don't have a good phone the oh so
that so okay, So now we're back to the tps
don't make any sense.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
No, the tps don't make any sense. And it's feeling
real cultural appropriation y, like there's nobody in any other
tribes I'm aware of that's got money for a three
million dollar house. We absolutely have people in Caroline.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
County like that.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
It is accurate, Okay, it's definitely not TP.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, all right, very good. Thanks for clearing that up.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And now I feel better about what I said earlier.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So can we or can we not sing that? Tim
mcgrathsat and lastly, where are you on dem titty lights?
Speaker 7 (20:20):
It is a design choice, but it's definitely not an
indigenous design show.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's not all right, very good, Thank you, ma'am, thank you?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
You want me to sing it? Yeah? They all got
around my tepee.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Late and not trying to catch a peek at me
and my buffalo briefs.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I got a line, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Hi is this ma?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Where is Jennifer Young?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Even Jennifer Young is like I would not oral a
client in that house at all?
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Hi? I am calling this. I live in Caroline County
and I heard rumors that it's supposed to be like
a glamping retreat, so they're like tents that people can.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Come and rent.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
I think there's even like a sauna on the property
and you can come out and rent it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh, is that bunker a sauna?
Speaker 8 (21:14):
No, that is an Adobe house. I think it's like
supposed to be like a retreat.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hey, can I can I say this like I've never
been glamping before?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
No? I haven't.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I've never been glamping And maybe it is a ton
of fun. But when I see those tepis, they don't
look like it's real, like like like high end fancy.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Yeah, I have never been glamping either. We go camping,
so maybe they have. I know, like I've seen yurts
set up with just like beds in them, and they'll
have like a central like bathroom. Still you have to
use almost like camping. So I don't know, I haven't
been out to the property, but get some light on
that hend.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What is the key to winter tent camping? What pissing
your tent?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
No, like not on the floor of your tent, but
you bring a bucket in there so you don't have
to go out in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am, Thank you. Fine.
Three Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Hey Elliott, I know you're focused in on the titty lights,
but what about the penis pool?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Like four slide four, hold on, I can't believe that
the bandwidth is allowing for this much access.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Slide four.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Never caught it, never caught it.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's even circumcised. The great call.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You got a better ride than on you.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Maybe with water in it, you wouldn't notice that or
you would notice it more.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You know what, You're right, You're right? Where am I going? Line? Hi?
Elliot the morning?
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Hey morning?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Hey, yes sir? Who is this?
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
This is Tyler. I'm from Caroline right there.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
In Bowling Rain.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Hey, good deal. What can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
I don't know this house on Devil Street.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Jup, somebody's done put those tps up.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So if I grew up cutting the grass at that place,
and then the guy that cuts the grass now there
that like maintains the property.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
Uh, I don't know where the pictures are coming from.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
The TP is there, but they're not there.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
There are no tps.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Well when is the last time he cut the yard?
Like probably during the in the.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Fall time there?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Oh really, but you can't see the place.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
You can't see the place from the road. So the
guy that said you.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Could see it, it's probably three quarters.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
Of a mile a mile off the road.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh wow, I mean it is a massive, massive property.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Oh yeah, it's a beautiful home.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
A guy from up to northern Virginia where y'all are at.
He lives there and he's like an attorney up in
DC area. Oh, Dwight Slocum, I don't.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Know the guy's name, but he used to pay us
two hundred dollars a week to.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Cut the grass in high school and that was decent
money back there. Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I don't know if you were doing all one hundred
and eighty acres.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
By hand, but still all I dude, appreciate it. No, no,
thank you, my friend, thank you, sir. So it's owned
by a guy from up here. Wow, what's that Adobe house?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You mean? What is the use for it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Well, it sounds like we were supposed to know first
and foremost that it wasn't Adobe house. And Google says
those are.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
A penis pool in dem titty light.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Mud brick made from clay, water and organic materials. They're
known for being durable, sustainable, and energy efficient.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
They're definitely energy efficient. Don't they also stay cool?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Naturally?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah? Well I don't not cold now.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I mean, but think about where you Arizona, New Mexico,
and there's a lot of Adobe there, and I think
that is because the sun bakes into them.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But on the inside it's much cooler.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Worth noting I was reading directly from the Google AI overview,
which is what looks like was used to design.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
With the lighting in the house. Let me go here,
Hi Elliott.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
In the morning.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Hey Eliot is Jennifer Young?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
How are you just curious? When did you tune in
just a.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Few minutes ago?
Speaker 10 (25:33):
But I heard about the TPS.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
I looked at that property to stoplight for two point
nine that's a funny one.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
The wait, the what for two point nine?
Speaker 10 (25:40):
What what you're talking about? The property for two point
nine million.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
With all the TPS right?
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yes, yes, yes, yep, that's what I'm late to the game. Sorry,
but you know I've seen everything stripper polls and houses
with Mickey pictures everywhere, TPS compounds, People do weird stuff
in their houses.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
But that's a beautiful property.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Hey do you have do you have open?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Are you in front of a computer?
Speaker 10 (26:02):
I'm not in driving?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Sorry, Oh damn it. Hey, there's a there's one for
there's one picture twenty one slide twenty one, Jennifer, there.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Are there are lights. I've never seen anything. Can you
pull over honestly so you can look?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
I can't look at it. I wish I could. Sorry,
what are they lights of boobs?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
He says, But they look like them titties. Yeah, she
knows what. Yeah, yeah, fixture that.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm sorry, Old Tyler's going to tell you exactly what
kind of fixture that is.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I told you that they have a name. Flesh mount
dome lights. Oh yeah, flesh mount domes.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Oh yeah, flush mount semi yeah, semi flash flush mount domes.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Those are typical. You'll see those everywhere.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But do you see them clumped where there's a dozen
of them, like just right over where like you get
onto the stairs.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
No, that's a little odd. Usually there's just one or
two spread out. You'll see recess lighting sometimes clumped closer together.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
But not dome lights like that. That is a bit odd.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
Would you see look at that photo.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Would you see dome lights on the wall going down
the stairs.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
No, usually those are not dome lights. Those are a
different type of flesh mount light, more flat against the
stairwell walls. Never dome lights that look that shape.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, that's rare. Well that's why this happens.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Probably the agent's great. I think the marketing's good. The
compound's great. It's expensive price, so market's a little slower
in that luxury range.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Right now. Did you see the TP pictures a little weird. Yeah, beautiful. Yes, No,
the pool, Jennifer, the pool is shaped like a penis.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Oh I didn't notice that. Yeah, I can't leave to
look at those pictures. There's something more.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
No, a very very smart listener saw that.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, but I mean the property is great, but there's
some real weird crap in there.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
There's some weird craft.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
And you know, when you sell real estate five hundred thousand,
three million, five million, you got to remove the weird
crap with mirrors on the ceiling poles, things that are
weird shaped like that.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
People don't like.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
That's odds.
Speaker 10 (27:54):
So yeah, that's my recommendation.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
But the agent's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I'm sure he's told the owners, and I'm gonna tell
of buyer's about it. I actually have a buyer looking
from Maryland to build a compound for his family out
in Virginia.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
So it might work.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Oh, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Do I get a commission?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Do I get a commision?
Speaker 10 (28:09):
You will, I'll give you a referral fee.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Excellent.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You know what can I tell you? I thought of
you yesterday? Why I thought of you yesterday when Kenny
Chesney announced his residency.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Yes sphere in Vegas. Can I go with you? I
saw you at Luke Holmes.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That was fun. No, you didn't see me at Luke Holmes.
You and I saw each other at Chesney.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Oh it was Chesney. Sorry, you're right, thank you, you're right. Thanks,
that's why you mentioned it. I've loved to go to sphere.
I'll make my way there and we could at least
say hi.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
That would be fun. I just saw that I'm going
to February in Vegas. We're going so hopefully he's opening
in but I.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Don't think yet. Why are you going to Vegas? Well,
first of all, who is we?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Sorry?
Speaker 9 (28:46):
My company, my best friend, Jed Nemro, my awesome partner,
and we are going to Vegas where Keller Williams has
a family reunion. They call it a did reunion of
like seventy thousand or a bunch of real ers, seventy
thousand in the company, thousands of realators.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
They're going to Mandalay Bay to.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Learn about really stay and what's happening with the latest trends,
and have some fun and probably check out this sphere.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Hey, while you're there, I'll send you to go see
my buddy Menino at Ammet's perfect.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
I've never been there, all right, perfect, awesome, all right, calculator.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
Thanks guys, have a great Friday and you.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Do the same. Thank you, take care, thank you got
it at that price point, you got to know. How
about we just sold the house.
Zillow dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now, somebody sent this to me. Somebody sent this to me.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All Right, you're not looking for a bigger space because
your house guest, uh, he.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Needs he needs room. All right, here's the address. Are
you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is it on the screen? Say again? Is it on
the screen. It's coming Okay, Okay, Diane, you keep saying yes,
it's not there yet. It's like when I was like,
do you have a browser open? Yep? You all right?
Are you ready? I'm going to give you the address.
Do you know where to type this in?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Diane?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, in the field.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hey, that's where the balloon landed. One four one eight six.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Devils d E V I L S three th h
R e E not the number. So one four one
eight six devils three jump jump. Now I'm guessing for
most people this is already filling in. Yes in Milford, Virginia.
(01:14):
Correct two two five, one four that's it?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Enter enter Yep. Not cheap, No, not small either.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, Well, I'm not doing a GoFundMe. I'm not buying
the house.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Look at all those fireplaces.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, that's not really the part that I'm focused on.
I see the exterior shot so far.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
The Okay, do you know how to get to like
see all the pictures of the house you're looking at
the tune the Yeah, yeah, click on that. I don't
like scrolling. I'd like to make it big. Exactly exactly.
But that's because Diane goes to the last page of
the book. Right, all right, So on the surface are
are people doing?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Does it work?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because I'm gonna get to a photo that I need
explain to me.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Tyler, let's click click right. That's this is photo one
of thirty one. Well, I'm not gonna need all thirty one.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So you know why this was sent to you?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And no, hold on, let me get over here.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not like you're trying to have us help you
because you don't get it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh, I don't get it. I don't get it. You
don't know why it was sent to you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, I do know why it was sent to me.
It was sent to me with somebody saying, what the hell? Okay,
I don't know what the hell. That's part of my problem,
and it's it is a big So listen, I understand
not everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Has their their browser open.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Here's why it's been on the market for one hundred
and ninety three days and it only has eight thousand views.
It is the asking is two point nine five million dollars,
eight bedrooms, bathrooms, seven thousand, seven hundred and fifty square feet,
only eighty four saves.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It is in Milford, Virginia, which is isn't that kind
of like like it's this Caroline County?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, but isn't that kind of like like if you
if you if you were on ninety five and you
were up by like Lady Smith.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, it's in that area. It's like eastling Greenish, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Doue East beautiful right on the outside. I mean that's
not my decor, but that is. That's a nice house.
And you could see over the back. I mean somebody
shot that nicely. You see the river in the back,
like it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's not a pond, that's theirs. I thought it was
a river. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Here's what I could tell. I could never live out there,
like that is God's country. I don't see.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You're really not there that far off in ninety five, right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're not that far off. But I can promise you
I in that house, I can't hear an ambulance and
I'd like to be able to hear police cars in
the empty what.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I do anyway? All right, so go to the big picture.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Scroll right again. Front yard, don't care? Scroll right? Okay,
that's the back of the house. Kind of kind of
boring looking, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Is that all of their property? Yeah, it's like it's a.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Couple of acres. Yeah? Good.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The next one, more back in the house. Real boring
from the back. It's empty, real boring from the back.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Keep going, keep going, it is empty.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah. See that's like maybe that is a part.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, okay, whatever, it's a body of water.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
But it's I can't see why Eliott thought that though,
it's it's it's flowing.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Next one, Okay, what is this.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Where it stops?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Solar panels?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But why are they down by the water just for space? Right?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I mean, isn't that is that some sort of generator
there to the left?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know. If you have the land, you don't
need to put them on your roof.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Oh I thought they always go on your roof. That's
how they heat you. Wait?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Who no, I think Tyler's right?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
God damn it.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I'm never right. So wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You don't have to put them on your that's by
the way, I haven't gotten to what I need. If
you have, if you have solar panels, they don't go
on your roof. I thought they went on your roof
to heat your.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
House because most people don't have.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
This is Look how much this is taking up how
many they have?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
They have, they have space, but then you have to
get that all you have to get it from the
I thought the whole point of solar power was to
not use electricity, and I got to use electricity to
get it to the.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
House, the wiring to the house. This seems pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh yeah, I always thought that they went on the
roof because that's what it did.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well for most people. That is the easiest and most
direct access to the sun light.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
How about your driveway?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Where am I gonna part my car on the street?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Can I go to the next photo? Okay, yeah, he
said this had nothing to do.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
With I don't understand solar r I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You said a couple of acres.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
The house is seven thousand square feet, that's what's that?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What their tps?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There are five tps?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Why that I can't figure out.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do they house or host events for like the Scouts.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Or for Indians? Sorry? Native Americans have Jerokee and chop
tawll dan finish it? What my baby?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
She's a chip a wall. She's a one of a kind.
Kristen Indian outlaw Timmogras. We're going to Iowa to see them.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Why are their tps lining the yard? Hi? How are you? Hi? How?
That's how he welcome you to the house. It's bizarre,
but it's not. I'm a TP, I'm a wigwam, I'm
a TP. I'm a wigwam. Hey, Hey, relax, you're too tense.
It's not something you see every day. But it's not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh I'm sorry. That doesn't throw you off. You went
to go buy the house, and there's if.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
They Is that the reason it's not selling?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
They managed to that. There's no way on buying that house.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
There's tep and I think there's more than five, but
they're all lined up in the backyard. And what is
what is the pad that they're on? Is that is
that concrete or is it wood?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It almost looks like woodslass. I don't know. Maybe it
is concrete?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
If it's concrete, is that where you at? That's a
deal breaker? You empty? People prepare food? You empty? No?
You know where I prepare food?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Inside the kitchen of the seven thousand square foot house
that I just spent three million dollars off?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Is there an outdoor kits? And I didn't notice? That's
not nothing? You nothing you'd write home about you hear
the next photo.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Again before we do. Why are there tps lining the backyard?
That that honestly to me that that could be a
deal breaker.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Perhaps this is a well known property and somebody may
have an answer for you. Oh it's the Wigwam Probably
guess it's the only house on Devil's three Jump Road.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I mean it kind of looks like it is.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
If you scroll out, it doesn't look like there's other
red dots. At least there are properties for sale.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Go next one.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, what is that is that? Is that an underground bunker?
That's above ground?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Is that? I think that it.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Looks like a fretz Winstone house?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
The no, no, no, no, But what's in front of it's?
First of all, it's not a house. It's a bunker.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's smaller, it's smaller than the house.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Diane, I think it's going to be become an underground bunker.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, because look that's got a bobcat. Here's another generator. Man,
they love solar, But doesn't it look like they're building
a bunker?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I guess so yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, so now we've hit two photos that have me
asking questions.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hey, when the world ends, am I going to the bunker?
Do I go to the wigwam? Next photo?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, that's just like I think that's just another Like.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Are these like other houses on their properties?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Like that's like a hut that's decent. The staircase on
the side, Yeah, two stories.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Is that like like an in law's property or something?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I cant fine with that photo. Next one, Yeah, that's
from the street. That's fine. It's picture asque for sure.
It's very nice they have. There's a lot of buildings
in this.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Process's where they park all their bobcats. That's their shedd Okay,
a shed is where we put our lawnmower. That is
not a she shed.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I like that. That's a gazebo.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I like that, fancy, that's not when they have statues.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The I don't need the statues, but it's nice.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You want you want that or the tape statues all day.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
They also have lights.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Oh yeah, I mean that's probably right on the lake probably.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
That's pretty cool. Next one, Yeah, that's just.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Like another structure. Yeah, but above ground, yes, yeah, yeah, okay,
okay there close up.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh it's nice. Inside. That's not the hut. That's the
actual house. I know, see the columns inside. This house
is beautiful.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Main house.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah, the house is beautiful. Next one, that's just the
entry way.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Interesting headboard, okay, Diane.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Of all the stuff we've seen so far, Diane, you're
gonna ask about the looks like it's probably from some.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
A piece of wood from the property that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Fell after years of marking the estate.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
It does that closet?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What is this? What over here by the bed tyler?
What is this?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I think that's like, uh, there's there's no doors or partition,
but I think it's another place where you can hand clothes.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I bought a three million dollar house and they don't
have a closet.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It's one angle. Look there's a fireplace cut out in
the middle of the room too.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's one of them fancy ones too. Do it's fancy.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Next one guest room.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Don't care they like that would as a headboard. No,
but you're right, it's probably from some you know, the
hell just happened?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
That is what the overhead lights that look like.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I was more focused on the number.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I know you didn't say next slide, and my hands
slipped and I went to the next slide.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
But why is what?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Why? Why is there?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Why are they they sort of putting like random areas
and also like cascading down the staircase.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, but just in the where you get on the
stairs there is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine ten.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Titty lights weird placement.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, and they're not small, they're big titties. They're in
the store. We call them Barlow titties. What Elliott are those?
Is that even real?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It looks like I think that they went in, Hey,
let's throw them with this one, like when they when
they virtually like design the room.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, it's all I just go.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Back to the tpees, right, And that threw us for
a loop. Yes, but it's almost like they knew people
would click through this gallery and if the tepees didn't
do it, we'll have a dozen of the boob looking dome.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Lights, dim titty lights.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's just that doesn't make it that that's what makes fake.
It looks it doesn't make sense. Well, remember did you
see how much solar paneling was down by the lake.
That power got to go somewhere.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Lights are bright, but there's not even a there's no
rhyme nor reason to it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
There's also nobody that's going to be sitting under those lights.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I've never seen those. I've seen hundreds of them on ceilings.
I've never seen them on a wall.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How about clump together? Right, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I get an agent on the foot. Something has did
Zillow misprint the photo?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
No, mis published?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like on some of them, you'll see where they virtually
lay it like design a room, and then like that'll
be slide two, but slide three is what it looks
like empty. Go one to the right, just so I
can I can make sure Nope, okay, go back.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, so they didn't show that it was no, go
the other way. Are you saying like another angle where.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You're yeah, where it would be like again, like they
may show you like like beds and stuff in there,
and then on the next page the house is actually empty,
but they're just showing you what it would look like
now here. I am at the bottom of the stairs
looking up at all damn titties.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
What slide is that twenty six?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
What's going on on twenty six?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
It's just another angle of those What is the proper
name for that light fixture?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Diane? No, No, don't eat her? Getting dumb? What is
what's the proper name them? Where am I going line for?
Is that a real estate agent? Flush Mount Dome lights?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Aka?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Who's my girl?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Who's my Who's why? Can't I think of her name?
The the realtor? Yeah, Jennifer, Jennifer Young. Where's Jennifer? Where's Jennifer?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Elliot in the morning? Hello?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, Hi?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Who's this? Hey? This is Corey from Milford. Now's a well?
Do you know? Do you know where this house is?
I drive by it all the time. Yeah, what's going
on there?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I don't know anything about the owners or I've seen
outside of the house. It's am massive and there are
a lot of houses on that road. It's uh on
the way to the high school, Caroline High School down here.
But as far as the teps go, I know, uh,
at least one family friend who's a part of a
pretty big tribe down here. I don't know the name
of it, so it doesn't surprise me at all that
(15:29):
that kind of stuff would be over there, because I
do know they organize in that area.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh no kidding. Oh so that is that is legit
for a local tribe.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Yeah, that's my assumption, just because I know it's pretty
big in this area.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Well, you know what if they're listening, Hello, Hi, Hi,
how are you?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You can ride my pony double? All right? Very good?
Very good? But you don't know the You don't know
the owners.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Right, I do not know the owners know what that
place is?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Massive? Very good, appreciate it, Thank you, sir. Make your
little heart bubble the Jesus. So let's focus more on
the lights. Yeah, where's I need, Jennifer Young?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I do know that you can't tour it without a
prior appointment, prior approval.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Well, I don't know if.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
It's approved for a high dollar house like that.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I don't know if it's prior approval, but it's available
by appointment only.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Rob on Facebook says it's one hundred and eighty acres.
You said it was a couple.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I thought it was two or three us. I have
no sense of what an acre is. But you know,
one hundred and eighty of them is a lot. I
know if I have two, this is twice as much
as that. Well, you know what I mean. Oh my god,
is this?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It says Nick, But this may be die in three
million dollars and I can't get a real shower.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Slide twenty two.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
We have to go.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I got to go to twenty two.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Oh, Tyler, you took me off the pink screen.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh I didn't do that. It quit on me. It disconnected.
Here we go, uh, Slide twenty two. It's after the
underground bunker being built. Okay, it's thirteen. Here we go
twenty two. Oh oh yeah, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I like that bathroom.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
No, No, I'm with him. I'm with him because it
doesn't You can't hang up a shower curtain.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Your floor is gonna get all wet.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
What But then if you keep scrolling, it's it's almost
like they've they've redone some of them in a very
modern way.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
If you're going to do that, can you go bat
fitter and let me go.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
To go to thirty thirty? Is your shower.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Refrigerator in a bedroom?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Is that part of that in last suite?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
No, that's downstairs.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
That's you think that's main house? Okay, see like there
you go.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
That's a nice shows?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Look at it? Yeah, a glass and.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
See what I mean? Like it's It's like some of
the rooms are very nice and clearly just redone and
then some of the other ones are old.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Look at that. That's old.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I'll tell you what I don't like though. Did you
see in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Do you see what's missing? What they ain't got? No,
damn titties up on the ceiling. You can put those
in there? You go, Come on, I spent three.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in a listing.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I wantes in every room. You look at it. What's
going on with those lights?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
And when we get the explanation, will we feel foolish?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I did when I got the explanation on the tepies.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh no, could there be an indigenous connection?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
With the lights you get at lows?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
My friends call me bear Claw Line three. Hi Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Hi, I'm the citizen of one of the first Nations
tribes in Virginia, and.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Let me, ma'am, if you don't mind mind jumping in,
let me jump in and say it is fantastic to
talk to you, and that whole TP wigwam that was
just a joke.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Anyway, Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Oh, I was just going to do what you said.
I just wanted to clarify, like, we didn't have tps.
That's not that's not an Eastern woodland s thing. We
have like lawn houses and we do have a NAM,
so we don't have tps. PPS are for not for
but teakings of plane shine.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wait, also don't have a good phone the oh so
that so okay, So now we're back to the tps
don't make any sense.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
No, the tps don't make any sense. And it's feeling
real cultural appropriation y, like there's nobody in any other
tribes I'm aware of that's got money for a three
million dollar house. We absolutely have people in Caroline.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
County like that.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
It is accurate, Okay, it's definitely not TP.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, all right, very good. Thanks for clearing that up.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And now I feel better about what I said earlier.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So can we or can we not sing that? Tim
mcgrathsat and lastly, where are you on dem titty lights?
Speaker 7 (20:20):
It is a design choice, but it's definitely not an
indigenous design show.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's not all right, very good, Thank you, ma'am, thank you?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
You want me to sing it? Yeah? They all got
around my tepee.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Late and not trying to catch a peek at me
and my buffalo briefs.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I got a line, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Hi is this ma?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Where is Jennifer Young?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Even Jennifer Young is like I would not oral a
client in that house at all?
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Hi? I am calling this. I live in Caroline County
and I heard rumors that it's supposed to be like
a glamping retreat, so they're like tents that people can.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Come and rent.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
I think there's even like a sauna on the property
and you can come out and rent it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh, is that bunker a sauna?
Speaker 8 (21:14):
No, that is an Adobe house. I think it's like
supposed to be like a retreat.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hey, can I can I say this like I've never
been glamping before?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
No? I haven't.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I've never been glamping And maybe it is a ton
of fun. But when I see those tepis, they don't
look like it's real, like like like high end fancy.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Yeah, I have never been glamping either. We go camping,
so maybe they have. I know, like I've seen yurts
set up with just like beds in them, and they'll
have like a central like bathroom. Still you have to
use almost like camping. So I don't know, I haven't
been out to the property, but get some light on
that hend.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What is the key to winter tent camping? What pissing
your tent?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
No, like not on the floor of your tent, but
you bring a bucket in there so you don't have
to go out in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am, Thank you. Fine.
Three Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Hey Elliott, I know you're focused in on the titty lights,
but what about the penis pool?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Like four slide four, hold on, I can't believe that
the bandwidth is allowing for this much access.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Slide four.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Never caught it, never caught it.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's even circumcised. The great call.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You got a better ride than on you.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Maybe with water in it, you wouldn't notice that or
you would notice it more.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You know what, You're right, You're right? Where am I going? Line? Hi?
Elliot the morning?
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Hey morning?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Hey, yes sir? Who is this?
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
This is Tyler. I'm from Caroline right there.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
In Bowling Rain.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Hey, good deal. What can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
I don't know this house on Devil Street.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Jup, somebody's done put those tps up.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So if I grew up cutting the grass at that place,
and then the guy that cuts the grass now there
that like maintains the property.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
Uh, I don't know where the pictures are coming from.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
The TP is there, but they're not there.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
There are no tps.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Well when is the last time he cut the yard?
Like probably during the in the.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Fall time there?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Oh really, but you can't see the place.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
You can't see the place from the road. So the
guy that said you.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Could see it, it's probably three quarters.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
Of a mile a mile off the road.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh wow, I mean it is a massive, massive property.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Oh yeah, it's a beautiful home.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
A guy from up to northern Virginia where y'all are at.
He lives there and he's like an attorney up in
DC area. Oh, Dwight Slocum, I don't.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Know the guy's name, but he used to pay us
two hundred dollars a week to.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Cut the grass in high school and that was decent
money back there. Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I don't know if you were doing all one hundred
and eighty acres.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
By hand, but still all I dude, appreciate it. No, no,
thank you, my friend, thank you, sir. So it's owned
by a guy from up here. Wow, what's that Adobe house?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You mean? What is the use for it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Well, it sounds like we were supposed to know first
and foremost that it wasn't Adobe house. And Google says
those are.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
A penis pool in dem titty light.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Mud brick made from clay, water and organic materials. They're
known for being durable, sustainable, and energy efficient.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
They're definitely energy efficient. Don't they also stay cool?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Naturally?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah? Well I don't not cold now.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I mean, but think about where you Arizona, New Mexico,
and there's a lot of Adobe there, and I think
that is because the sun bakes into them.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But on the inside it's much cooler.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Worth noting I was reading directly from the Google AI overview,
which is what looks like was used to design.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
With the lighting in the house. Let me go here,
Hi Elliott.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
In the morning.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Hey Eliot is Jennifer Young?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
How are you just curious? When did you tune in
just a.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Few minutes ago?
Speaker 10 (25:33):
But I heard about the TPS.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
I looked at that property to stoplight for two point
nine that's a funny one.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
The wait, the what for two point nine?
Speaker 10 (25:40):
What what you're talking about? The property for two point
nine million.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
With all the TPS right?
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yes, yes, yes, yep, that's what I'm late to the game. Sorry,
but you know I've seen everything stripper polls and houses
with Mickey pictures everywhere, TPS compounds, People do weird stuff
in their houses.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
But that's a beautiful property.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Hey do you have do you have open?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Are you in front of a computer?
Speaker 10 (26:02):
I'm not in driving?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Sorry, Oh damn it. Hey, there's a there's one for
there's one picture twenty one slide twenty one, Jennifer, there.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Are there are lights. I've never seen anything. Can you
pull over honestly so you can look?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
I can't look at it. I wish I could. Sorry,
what are they lights of boobs?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
He says, But they look like them titties. Yeah, she
knows what. Yeah, yeah, fixture that.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm sorry, Old Tyler's going to tell you exactly what
kind of fixture that is.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I told you that they have a name. Flesh mount
dome lights. Oh yeah, flesh mount domes.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Oh yeah, flush mount semi yeah, semi flash flush mount domes.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Those are typical. You'll see those everywhere.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But do you see them clumped where there's a dozen
of them, like just right over where like you get
onto the stairs.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
No, that's a little odd. Usually there's just one or
two spread out. You'll see recess lighting sometimes clumped closer together.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
But not dome lights like that. That is a bit odd.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
Would you see look at that photo.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Would you see dome lights on the wall going down
the stairs.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
No, usually those are not dome lights. Those are a
different type of flesh mount light, more flat against the
stairwell walls. Never dome lights that look that shape.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, that's rare. Well that's why this happens.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Probably the agent's great. I think the marketing's good. The
compound's great. It's expensive price, so market's a little slower
in that luxury range.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Right now. Did you see the TP pictures a little weird. Yeah, beautiful. Yes, No,
the pool, Jennifer, the pool is shaped like a penis.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Oh I didn't notice that. Yeah, I can't leave to
look at those pictures. There's something more.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
No, a very very smart listener saw that.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, but I mean the property is great, but there's
some real weird crap in there.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
There's some weird craft.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
And you know, when you sell real estate five hundred thousand,
three million, five million, you got to remove the weird
crap with mirrors on the ceiling poles, things that are
weird shaped like that.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
People don't like.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
That's odds.
Speaker 10 (27:54):
So yeah, that's my recommendation.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
But the agent's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I'm sure he's told the owners, and I'm gonna tell
of buyer's about it. I actually have a buyer looking
from Maryland to build a compound for his family out
in Virginia.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
So it might work.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Oh, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Do I get a commission?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Do I get a commision?
Speaker 10 (28:09):
You will, I'll give you a referral fee.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Excellent.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You know what can I tell you? I thought of
you yesterday? Why I thought of you yesterday when Kenny
Chesney announced his residency.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Yes sphere in Vegas. Can I go with you? I
saw you at Luke Holmes.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That was fun. No, you didn't see me at Luke Holmes.
You and I saw each other at Chesney.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Oh it was Chesney. Sorry, you're right, thank you, you're right. Thanks,
that's why you mentioned it. I've loved to go to sphere.
I'll make my way there and we could at least
say hi.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
That would be fun. I just saw that I'm going
to February in Vegas. We're going so hopefully he's opening
in but I.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Don't think yet. Why are you going to Vegas? Well,
first of all, who is we?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Sorry?
Speaker 9 (28:46):
My company, my best friend, Jed Nemro, my awesome partner,
and we are going to Vegas where Keller Williams has
a family reunion. They call it a did reunion of
like seventy thousand or a bunch of real ers, seventy
thousand in the company, thousands of realators.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
They're going to Mandalay Bay to.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Learn about really stay and what's happening with the latest trends,
and have some fun and probably check out this sphere.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Hey, while you're there, I'll send you to go see
my buddy Menino at Ammet's perfect.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
I've never been there, all right, perfect, awesome, all right, calculator.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
Thanks guys, have a great Friday and you.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Do the same. Thank you, take care, thank you got
it at that price point, you got to know. How
about we just sold the house.
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