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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now I'm gonna ask Tyler to put something up on
the big screen.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
That way you could do it.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
So yesterday you left before I did, and so I
had gone to before before making the ride home, I
went into the restroom to empty out my bladder because
I didn't want to have to pee on the way home, right,
So when I got in there, I you don't know
what the layout is in there, but when you when
you were when when I used the urinal and there
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was somebody else using the jurnal so I had to
fake wash my hands. So when I was washing my hands,
there's a mirror, like they have a mirror set up
above the sink. It's very common. But through the mirror,
because it's one long mirror, you can kind of see
what's going on behind you. So I noticed something at
the far end of the of the bathroom in the
(00:47):
handy capable stall. I peaked what I thought was something
on the floor. So we were getting ready to leave.
Tyler and I were walking out together and Tyler's like, hey,
I'm going to run and piss. Well, he didn't say
I said empty my bladder before before we leave, And
I say, hey, do.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Me a favor.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I couldn't do it while I was in there, but
I think I peaked something.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, is they're gonna put it up on the big screen.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, let's get that up there for Diane. Maybe you
can help identify what's.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
That looks like duty to me?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Where though bathroom on the floor is sometimes duty, No,
it's it's on the floor al.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
And it looks like it was stepped upon because there's
the track the I.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Don't know that. I call that a track.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
That's definitely that was definitely stepped upon, and that's the
that's the first step that was taken away from the
duty mountain.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What don't you see?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, toilet paper? I don't what do you mean take
away that second word? The toilet?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
How far away from the measure when we when we dropped,
when we did.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You do heel toe to measure?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's not even that's not a miss, you know what
I mean? That toilet's way over it.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That's my favorite part of the photo. Elliott was like, oh,
you didn't frame it right. I wanted people to see
how far away it was from the toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's a long way away. I don't even understand how
you do that. Unless did that?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Did that? Did that jump a leg?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Jump a leg? That sounds like it's going from left
to right?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Did that the name?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Was it hiding in a leg?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Did that roll down?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Did that? Roll down a pant leg? And then onto
the floor.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So they kind of shuffled to the bathroom and it
shook out in the stall.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm going with you.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You're nodding your head like it happens.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I've done that.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
How far away were you from the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wasn't even in a bathroom? I'd made it right.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
How long can you go holding pooh in your pants?
The pant leg?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Not very not many?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And I have the picture doesn't do it justice. And
there's gonna be haters that say, no, that's a clump
of mud.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That ain't a clump of mud.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Smell but mud. The smell when I walked into the bathroom,
I was like, I didn't smell that.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh, I didn't smell it, but I walked in.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That then then it definitely sort of bubbled up as
the time went by, because when I walked in before
seeing it, I confirmed there was pooh on the floor somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Stop, we did the television. I'm circling the evidence now
I did. I did check this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Our poor cleaning lady.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's that was my question. Did she have to do
that or did somebody else?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I bet she had to.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That is the nicest, sweetest lady.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I talked to her all the time, as much as
I can't communicate with her, but I talked to her
as every day I see her, I'm like, hey, how
are you. Sometimes I bump into her card if I
come around a corner quick, and I'm like sorry, and
she's like sorry, but very very nicety.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Extreme close up Tyler, Oh now what is that to
the side.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
That's a little drop shot. That's also true. Elliot Elliott
the telestrader.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh god, oh you're like Steve KORNACKI, who does that?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And why wouldn't Why wouldn't you? Like it's can you.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Not have that gigantic thing behind his head? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm like you and Halloween, remember when you went into
the boop emoji?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Can you circle it again? The wait?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Where is it?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
That big one?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Is the television?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
No, no, I'll put this. This is this is a snapchat.
This doesn't even belong on Instagram stories. I'll put on
a snapchat.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But here's my question. So you're not like you're you're
in the stall. You're not by the toilet, but you're
in the you're in the stall.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You're in the room.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And it was the handy capable stall, right, so there's
room in there. Why wouldn't you Why wouldn't you clean
that up? Seriously, listen, I've missed bowls. Why why wouldn't
you clean that up? You've also not cleaned it up
before the extreme circumstances. Okay, that is a that is
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a grab a toilet paper and pick it up. Yes,
that you can pick up.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Now, you wondered if the cleaning crew.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I wanted to bring a dog in to sniff it,
not not just a regular dog and then go around
and figure out whose it was button, Yes, because there
was nobody in there, Like there was somebody at the
urinal when I went in, but there was nobody in
the stall unless they were standing on the commode. But
there was nobody in the stall, so I wasn't able
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to identify.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Who it was.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
And then how much time do you think he lapsed
between you going in and then you sending me in?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh, less than less than five minutes.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh so it started to smell fast. It maybe happened
right before you got in there.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, it could be. It could be.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And that whoever that person is like, oh my god,
thank god I got out when I did.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's what the pooh said.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
But now you're going to make it your life's mission
to figure out who's response.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, I can eliminate the women in the office.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, right, because my my number one go to probably
would have been Liz Hendler, but I'm going to eliminate
her from the from it.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
And as far as you know, you're the only person
who uses the other bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So and I mean, we can eliminate a couple of
other people who we know weren't in yesterday.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Who do you mean?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I know it's not Dustin's that's true because he didn't
work yesterday. I'll eliminate Fred Shade, but I'll eliminate Dustin
who oh Botox Cruise, Yes, Cruise wasn't in yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
He was up in New York.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Also, the not his duty.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
This list is gonna get tiny fast because it the
big sales day was Wednesday, right, Yes, so a lot
of people probably they needed a day off.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It was pretty empty back in there yesterday. I know
Colin was here, Caruso was here.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
M J. Dubb. J.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Dubb's in the bathroom a lot. I see him in
there frequently. He's in there a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
What Dennis. If that's Dennis, that that's a problem.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
But if that's Dennis, I feel like Haley would have known.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Oh yeah, that he definitely logged his papa. Yes, this
was not a healthy sample. If if we killed for
that formation, Okay, it's it was solid. But I'm saying
like this, this smell sometimes can decays something going on internally, illness.
(08:04):
It would have been maybe us paying it forward if
we sent it off to Couli Garden. We're not interested
in whether or not we need to go in for Kolonaski,
but we're interested in some sort of DNA analysis.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Hey, do you guys work with twenty three and me
at all?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Can you can you figure out who this is?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I like you said, yeah, apparently it does happened, but so.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You the person? Have you ever have you ever? Have
you ever legged a log?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
No? You never have, swear to god.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
My kid did on a playground once and then.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It looked like well it looks like them in the
back of the leg with like a brown paintball.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Children do that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, No, but people, people will log, will leg a log.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But the suspects should not be embarrassed that it happened.
The suspects should be embarrassed that they did not clean
it up.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Can I can I take issue with that.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I would be embarrassed that it happened.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Thank you, thank you, and listen. I was defending Elliott.
But of the four of us.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Most likely too, what are you looking at Kristin?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Elliot's donning Kristen, have you done it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Legged the log?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
She's thinking about it?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, No, But I was gonna say, of the four
of us, the one who is probably most often as
an adult had an accident surrounding his pants.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I'm looking at him, Yes, one hundred percent. I can't.
That's why I carry extra underwear in my backpack.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
The it's probably me, and I will tell you it's
it's It's happened more than once. It's very embarrassing. I've
told us it's very embarrassing. At no point is it
not embarrassing? Okay, okay, because especially maybe if you have
chrones or ib or something like that it's not embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It is, of course it is. It's embarrassing yesterday.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, yes, not here today though, correct.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh you know who else was here yesterday? Wasn't Josh yesterday?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I believe so.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Did he shoehorn his poo into the toilet or he
was gone left? Yeah before that would have happened in
a hurry.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Maybe he was running to get to his car and
he laid on leg a log.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh I can I The smell was so bad. I
feel like it's in this room now.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh it could be that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Just is it on your shoe?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, I understand. I don't need to be embarrassed anymore.