October 2, 2025 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like whenever I asked, are we in wedding season?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is wedding season twelve months a year?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah? The no, you don't think this is big?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
September October a big.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yeah, I guess like December is. There's not a
lot of weddings, right, although you know what when is
when is.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Jackie's going to a wedding? When is she going a
couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So yeah, people love the spring in the fall, so
we are in. We are in wedding season for sure.
Now let me ask you this, Let me ask you
this in in the I know, I don't want to
say taboo.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What is the what is the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Is it people hook up at weddings all the time? Right?
Like single people hook up. I don't mean like Diane.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And Scott went to my wedding and they were all
horny because I got married and they went and hooked up.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Is that what makes them amorous? You and your wife's nuptials.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Did you and Scott hook up at my wedding?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No? Like you didn't you guys didn't go back to
the room, been like that was fun and just kind
of like.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh his vows.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, but like we like like having drinks afterwards and
like the love is in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We were at you know, like we were out.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Not that I recall, sorry if it, if it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Really when you were single, did you ever meet someone
at a wedding and hook up with them?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I don't think so, No.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Because because the opportunity didn't arise or you thought it
was like uncool.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't have been a post to it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah right, yeah no, but that's what I mean, Like,
is it like there was never a period or maybe
there was where it was I don't want to say
look down upon, but where it was like like slutty,
like oh, there goes Diane.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Hooking up a way two single people.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah no, I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Maybe not slutty, if not so embraced.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, because now you now I feel like it's almost encouraged.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh, it's definitely tables singles, tables, or it'll be.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
For those cards we were talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh yeah, but even if it's something for the bridal
party or wedding party being introduced, maybe the person that
they have you walking with will also be single.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh I was even just gonna say yeah, yes, I
mean definitely, definitely.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But then there's also the where it would just be
like like if you would like if I.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Invited a bunch of people and I was marrying Diane, right,
and Diane had a bunch of her girlfriends coming, I
would tell my buddies, Oh, hey, listen, Diane's friends Kara, Sarah,
Sally and Sally they're single, and they they are like partiers,
(02:56):
like get on that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, so that would be fine, like you would point
out who to go hunting for.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Did Chris then, ever?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did you ever hook up single at a at a
wedding one time?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh? Turn yourself off?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, I knew. My answer was no. So that's why
I asked about Kristen.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Whose well, I guess I don't care whose wedding it was?
How long ago?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I was twenty one?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Really? And uh it happened the well, okay, Christen? But
was it just was it?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Let me let me ask you this. Where was the wedding.
Was it like a hotel or something like that.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
No, it was the after party started at the hotel and.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Then we were all going to go out, right, nobody
ended up going out, but this person he was recently
out of a relationship. I had also just broken up
with my boyfriend at the time, and the people he
was there with were like, oh, he's single.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah right, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
So that's kind of like talking it during the reception
and then the after party.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, can you get to the part everybody cares about?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
I don't know what I was going because Okay, So
my sister was there and she's like, oh, make sure
my friend drops you off.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
We didn't want my sister uh and brother in lawtona.
So we because the guy was hit one of his
best friends.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, will you please get to the part somebody cares about.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
The next morning, my sister's blowing up.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
If you called yourself, you would not have put you through.
What do you want to know?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
It happened?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
If you.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Did you have?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I stayed in his hotel room overnight. I woke up
the next morning and felt like I was in the
movie Hangover.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
My clothes were everywhere we go.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm sorry, what was on the night stand?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And I'm like, oh, my gosh, did you have panties on? No?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
I was nikked a girl that a girl. But here's
so I told my sister was pissed me.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
By the way, Who cares.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
She's like, come home, let me come get you right,
And I'm like, no, he wants to take me out
for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, no, good for you, good for you. He ain't
done eating. Yeah yeah, that a girl.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Good for you happened.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
But honestly, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, of course it is. Of course it is very good,
very good. Get to the point quicker next time, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Age, here's what I want to find. Okay, has anybody
ever so like, if it's at a if it's at
a hotel, if it's at a hotel, has anybody left
the reception, gone up to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The room, banged and come back down to finish the reception? Whoaed?
Are you serious?
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
A lot.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Why do you think that's out of the out of
the question.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I think it would be like Christen's version where it's
like at the end of the night, like everybody's you know, like,
hey we're still partying. Where's the party in my pants?
And like like that routine. Yes, but to go like
to be like hey, let's run upstairs, let's bang one,
come right back down.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's pretty aggressive.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's rude, but I think it's definitely happened.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
The I would haven't ething gone and waited to get
up to the room.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh so just anywhere, like in the hotel, but during
the during the reception, just slide that diaper aside. Wow,
I would I have never Nobody has ever said I
was never at a wedding where somebody was.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Like, Heylien, let's run upstairs real.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Quick, like I ain't gonna last a week, get upstairs.
That would be amazing, amazing answer for yourself. I never have,
oh wait, hooked up at a wedding. No, not with somebody.
Not not with like somebody I met at the wedding. No, okay,
I bet Jackie and I hooked up after Diane's wedding.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That probably got me horny.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Can I find somebody who met a couplet at a
wedding and had a threesome?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, remember at Kristen's I was propositioned.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But you didn't go through with it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I did not, Lindsay, I did not. She wasn't with me,
she was off to the side, right.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Can I find that?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Here's the last one I want to find.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Can I find somebody who had a date planned for
a wedding, broke up, but brought a tender date to
the wedding.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That was a great story. I was reading all these
stories right because they were.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Talking about like hooking up at weddings is very in
and it's it's encouraged now, like like we were saying.
So I was reading about this one woman who was
at a wedding by herself and just started talking to
other people at the wedding and got propositioned by a
married couple and they were like, well, like she was like,
(08:13):
the guy was being like both of them were being
really flirty, but none of them had come out and
said anything. And they were like, hey, we're just going
to go back. The night was kind of winding down
and they went back up to the They were like, hey,
we're gonna go We're just gonna go have a couple
more drinks in our hotel.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Why don't you come with us?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And she did and she was like sitting over here,
and the couple was over there and they were like, hey,
why don't you come sit over here?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And so she was like it scared her. So she
was like, I excuse myself.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
She made it halfway down the hallway, turned around and
was like, efet, I've never done this before, I'm doing
it now, and walked back, knocked on the door and
the guy like opened it a little bit, was like huh.
She's like, hey, is the party still going on? And
he's like, well, no, I'm kind of naked. And her
response her response was gray is right out of a movie.
I was hoping I could be too. Oh yeah, that
(09:01):
I would have been like I would have been wood
into the door. I was that like that would be hot,
that would be hot. Sure enough, she went in banged
both of them.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Ount sound effects sort of worked. I tried the.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The other one was that literally, this would be this
would be Casey.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
What are we going to say? This isn't a fair
characterization of her.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The she's on dating apps, big deal, but it would
be so going to woman's going to a wedding or
was it a guy I can't remember which one I
was reading. I'll just say guy's going to a wedding.
He gets invited with his with his to bring a date, right,
and he was like he was this girl that he
was casually seeing and they ended up breaking up. But
(09:50):
he was like, I'd already are his vp'd for two?
I didn't want to waste the meal. It's not I'm
gonna bring somebody. So he literally got on tender and
brought a tender date to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That's good, that's a ruder then leaving the reception for
a half hour.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Why why is that rude? What do you care who
I'd bring?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I didn't like that somebody because we had plus ones
for everybody and they brought a recent boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, well what's wrong with that? Who did you want
them to bring an.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Ex It's just a courtesy to get the plus one, right,
bring someone you're committed to.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well he was to the tender girl. Really wait, so
that's rude. Yes, No, if you invite a plus one,
it's an.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Opportunity to be prefer that they come by themselves exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh, I disagree with that. That's that's an opportunity for
a date. I disagree with that. It could be early
on and it'd be like, that's kind of fun of like, hey,
I have to go to this date.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I like that, you know what?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You know what that does? That shows that person not
the tender person. That shows that that person like you're
interested in me? Like, I know, we've only been dating
for a couple for a month. My buddy's getting married.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I wouldn't take.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I did the I would one hundred percent and bring
them me and go, Hey, listen, I know this is
gonna be awkward. You don't know anybody, but I got you,
and we're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You'll meet some of my.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Friends, will have some fun, we'll party, we'll dance it
up a little bit, free cocktails I got, we'll eat
you know whatever. Yeah, I like that. That's fun. I
know it's your wedding, but I'm also it's my night too.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Okay, you're.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Avoid acknowledging whose day it is?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
What do you mean? No, it is their wedding. I'm
there for their wedding, but also I want to have fun.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Also, it's not your day whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
No, but you want your fun.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm to sit there by myself while everybody's up having
fun and it's me holding my pud and they're like,
why aren't you doing anything? And be like, well, because
everybody's coupled up and I haven't been dating Sally.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Long enough for her to be a plus one. Don't
don't give me a plus one.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
You'd get some side eye if you were like, oh,
this is this is Sally my date.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
I met her on Tinder. This is the first day.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Probably right, you would probably have an agreement that well, no,
we met a first date at six Flags.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh my goodness, Ellie, and we did.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
That was at Toby's, right, It wasn't a second second Toby's.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yes, a lot different. But they both had a wed.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
It was a wedding at the end of Little murmid No.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
But you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That is but that's a good time. That's a great
time to get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, I'm I'm I disagree with you, guys, I disagree.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Listen. I'm here for the stories.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
But if anyone would have pulled any of that at mine,
we would no longer be friends.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Now, I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So there were a couple of stories about people who
like ran upstairs cuffed and then came back downstairs. There
was also one and this one I like, and this
this will be harder to find. They were getting married
at like a parent's house in the the the the
accommodations where they everybody was camping in the yard. So
(13:10):
they set up a bunch of tents, which I kind
of like. I think that's kind of cool. They disappeared
into a tent, cuffed and then came right back out.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I kind of like that. That's hot. But I do
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
As an idea where everybody just sleeps, like in the
backyard in tents.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like if you got married at somebody's house, I think
that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Where am I going?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Line two, I'll be at a nearby hotel.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Ye, No, that's fun. That's fun. By the way, how
about how horny Diane got at my wedding? Hi Ellie
in the morning? Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I don't want to say my name, but I've hooked
up at two different weddings in the bathroom of the reception,
went right back out and kept going dancing.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Hey, when you say hooked up, you not just like
kissing like you you got after it?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh yeah, oh yeah absolutely.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I told you first one at the game.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Wow, that wasn't even up to the room.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You guys literally went into the bathroom cuffed and then
came back.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And you've done that twice.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
By two different women.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'm gonna ask same woman. Can I ask you this
like you're a good looking guy, right, I would say,
oh yeah, yeah, good for you, Good for you.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Nobody has ever pulled me by the hand and said, hey,
bang me in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You're so hot in any venue?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, no, not even at like a late show at
the nine thirty clubs.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Did anybody go like, hey, take me in the bathroom.
That's hot.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I don't even know what I would do, Like, that's roman.
I would go like, that's the most romantic thing that's
ever happened.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
You'd chicken out, that's what you would do.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I probably would Hi Ellie in the morning, he is Mike, Hey, Mike,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
More?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Yeah, Early on in my wife's relationship, before long before
we were even engaged, she took me as her plus
one to one of her best friend's wedding. And it
was a nice setup because it was on their property
and like the backyard went right up to like a
little creek, and we just kind of disappeared in the
darkness of the night, had a little session, and like
a responsible man, I exited and fertilized the grass a
little bit, and then we went back to business.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, Hey, how long have you? How long have you
two been dating when you went to the wedding.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
I think it was in our first year.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is that long enough? Tyler? Yes, okay, all right, very good,
very good. Not a tender date now, all right, very good?
Thank you, thank you, because I was.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
At Lindsay's both Lindsay's sisters weddings after a year of dating. Yeah,
and that was a family member, simply yeah, No.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's good. Yeah, I mean a year is a long time.
A year is a long time. Who was it? Was it? Yeah?
Never mind lying too. Who was it that used to
bring escorts to the Christmas party?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Elliott? It's one of two, but that was also not
I it's marriage.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, but the tender date made me think of wait,
hold on, di, you don't show me, don't.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I only have one name to write down?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
One of you is correct?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
One? Two? Three? Oh, I'm right.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Elliott's right, but it's a bit.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, I'll get to that in a second top or bottom? One?
Or was it both?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
There were stories about both.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Thank you, thank you brought escorts to the Christmas party like,
no way you're landing that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And by the way, that's rude, Diane, that's rude.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
He would I think he totally would have would have
admitted to that if he did it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I'm good. I'm gonna say it. Joe Beveloqua never brought.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
An escort to the Christmas party text. Yeah, I guarantee
you he never bought a date.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
For the Christmas party. He would be insulted that you
said that.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
He may have brought a date that looked like, uh.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Maybe that's what.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh one hundred percent, yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But yeah, my two guys, they definitely paid for their
Christmas party dates.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Hi, yolle h the morning? Hey is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who's this? Uh? This is David OTARICHM yees sure, what
can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
We got invited to.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
This mansion wedding.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
I mean they had their own security hired to make
sure nothing got damaged, and my missus had a great
idea to sneak off into the garden.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
With twelve foot high walls of bushes.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Wow, you know, we just slipped off around there, did
some business and came back to the reception.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Dude, that is that is amazing to me. How long
did you guys, Like, were you guys married already?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
We weren't married already.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And I do want to say, Tyler, if you think
we were gone thirty minutes, I appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Thank you, sir, thank you. That is great.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yes, Kristin, not our Kristen.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
This is actually something Diane's gonna have to confirm. Kristen
from vander Pump rules met her now fiance when they
had sex behind a tent at a wedding reception.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
True, and they just had a baby together.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Line one, Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 9 (18:31):
And that's the one that I'm vaguely related to. Pardon me,
Kristen from vander Pump. I've said that before.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Are we getting this? Is that new Duds?
Speaker 9 (18:40):
My cousin used to be married to her older sister.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
You're related to a vander Pump.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Did they have kids?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Oh, I'm gonna say unless they had kids, you're not related.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Wow, go Diane.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Hi, Diane, that's she's a housewife former.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, ma'am. What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Hey, this is kat So.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
About six and a half years ago, I was in
my best friend's wedding as a bridesmaid. I hooked up
with one of the grooms men.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He went back to New York.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
I went back to Virginia and I am currently on
my way to our wedding venue because we're getting married
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wait, the same guy that you hooked up with at
your best friend's wedding.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Yes, sir, and we have a beautiful baby boys together,
and we are getting married on Saturday. And Morton, I'm
on my way. My car is packed, can't even see
how to pack.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And yeah, hey, did you guys even know each other, like,
or did you met at the wedding?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We met at the wedding when you hooked up with him.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
This is a guy you had never met, like just
oral or liked you go the whole distance.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
No, it was more of just like heavy petting type
of stuff. There he's six years he's six years younger
than me. Oh yeah, you know, I never thought it
was going to go anywhere, and lo and behold here
we are.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, I'm going to meet my mother in law.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Now I'm sorry when you say meet your mother in law,
you've never met her before.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
No, I mean I'm going to meet her at the venue.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh there you go, there you go, there you go?
All right, very good, very good, Thank you man. That
that is hot.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I was gonna say it's that must have been a.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Hell of a makeout sash rub the movies.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
What a story one day, tell that beautiful son.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I hope somebody holds up at their wedding.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh, it keeps it going.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, you got to pay that forward.
I feel like whenever I asked, are we in wedding season?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is wedding season twelve months a year?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah? The no, you don't think this is big?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
September October a big.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yeah, I guess like December is. There's not a
lot of weddings, right, although you know what when is
when is.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Jackie's going to a wedding? When is she going a
couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So yeah, people love the spring in the fall, so
we are in. We are in wedding season for sure.
Now let me ask you this, Let me ask you
this in in the I know, I don't want to
say taboo.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What is the what is the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Is it people hook up at weddings all the time? Right?
Like single people hook up. I don't mean like Diane.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And Scott went to my wedding and they were all
horny because I got married and they went and hooked up.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Is that what makes them amorous? You and your wife's nuptials.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Did you and Scott hook up at my wedding?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No? Like you didn't you guys didn't go back to
the room, been like that was fun and just kind
of like.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh his vows.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, but like we like like having drinks afterwards and
like the love is in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We were at you know, like we were out.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Not that I recall, sorry if it, if it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Really when you were single, did you ever meet someone
at a wedding and hook up with them?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I don't think so, No.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Because because the opportunity didn't arise or you thought it
was like uncool.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't have been a post to it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah right, yeah no, but that's what I mean, Like,
is it like there was never a period or maybe
there was where it was I don't want to say
look down upon, but where it was like like slutty,
like oh, there goes Diane.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Hooking up a way two single people.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah no, I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Maybe not slutty, if not so embraced.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, because now you now I feel like it's almost encouraged.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh, it's definitely tables singles, tables, or it'll be.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
For those cards we were talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh yeah, but even if it's something for the bridal
party or wedding party being introduced, maybe the person that
they have you walking with will also be single.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh I was even just gonna say yeah, yes, I
mean definitely, definitely.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But then there's also the where it would just be
like like if you would like if I.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Invited a bunch of people and I was marrying Diane, right,
and Diane had a bunch of her girlfriends coming, I
would tell my buddies, Oh, hey, listen, Diane's friends Kara, Sarah,
Sally and Sally they're single, and they they are like partiers,
(02:56):
like get on that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, so that would be fine, like you would point
out who to go hunting for.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Did Chris then, ever?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did you ever hook up single at a at a
wedding one time?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh? Turn yourself off?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, I knew. My answer was no. So that's why
I asked about Kristen.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Whose well, I guess I don't care whose wedding it was?
How long ago?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I was twenty one?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Really? And uh it happened the well, okay, Christen? But
was it just was it?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Let me let me ask you this. Where was the wedding.
Was it like a hotel or something like that.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
No, it was the after party started at the hotel and.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Then we were all going to go out, right, nobody
ended up going out, but this person he was recently
out of a relationship. I had also just broken up
with my boyfriend at the time, and the people he
was there with were like, oh, he's single.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah right, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
So that's kind of like talking it during the reception
and then the after party.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, can you get to the part everybody cares about?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
I don't know what I was going because Okay, So
my sister was there and she's like, oh, make sure
my friend drops you off.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
We didn't want my sister uh and brother in lawtona.
So we because the guy was hit one of his
best friends.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, will you please get to the part somebody cares about.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
The next morning, my sister's blowing up.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
If you called yourself, you would not have put you through.
What do you want to know?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
It happened?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
If you.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Did you have?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I stayed in his hotel room overnight. I woke up
the next morning and felt like I was in the
movie Hangover.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
My clothes were everywhere we go.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm sorry, what was on the night stand?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And I'm like, oh, my gosh, did you have panties on? No?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
I was nikked a girl that a girl. But here's
so I told my sister was pissed me.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
By the way, Who cares.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
She's like, come home, let me come get you right,
And I'm like, no, he wants to take me out
for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, no, good for you, good for you. He ain't
done eating. Yeah yeah, that a girl.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Good for you happened.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
But honestly, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, of course it is. Of course it is very good,
very good. Get to the point quicker next time, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Age, here's what I want to find. Okay, has anybody
ever so like, if it's at a if it's at
a hotel, if it's at a hotel, has anybody left
the reception, gone up to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The room, banged and come back down to finish the reception? Whoaed?
Are you serious?
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
A lot.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Why do you think that's out of the out of
the question.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I think it would be like Christen's version where it's
like at the end of the night, like everybody's you know, like,
hey we're still partying. Where's the party in my pants?
And like like that routine. Yes, but to go like
to be like hey, let's run upstairs, let's bang one,
come right back down.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's pretty aggressive.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's rude, but I think it's definitely happened.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
The I would haven't ething gone and waited to get
up to the room.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh so just anywhere, like in the hotel, but during
the during the reception, just slide that diaper aside. Wow,
I would I have never Nobody has ever said I
was never at a wedding where somebody was.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Like, Heylien, let's run upstairs real.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Quick, like I ain't gonna last a week, get upstairs.
That would be amazing, amazing answer for yourself. I never have,
oh wait, hooked up at a wedding. No, not with somebody.
Not not with like somebody I met at the wedding. No, okay,
I bet Jackie and I hooked up after Diane's wedding.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That probably got me horny.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Can I find somebody who met a couplet at a
wedding and had a threesome?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, remember at Kristen's I was propositioned.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But you didn't go through with it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I did not, Lindsay, I did not. She wasn't with me,
she was off to the side, right.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Can I find that?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Here's the last one I want to find.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Can I find somebody who had a date planned for
a wedding, broke up, but brought a tender date to
the wedding.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That was a great story. I was reading all these
stories right because they were.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Talking about like hooking up at weddings is very in
and it's it's encouraged now, like like we were saying.
So I was reading about this one woman who was
at a wedding by herself and just started talking to
other people at the wedding and got propositioned by a
married couple and they were like, well, like she was like,
(08:13):
the guy was being like both of them were being
really flirty, but none of them had come out and
said anything. And they were like, hey, we're just going
to go back. The night was kind of winding down
and they went back up to the They were like, hey,
we're gonna go We're just gonna go have a couple
more drinks in our hotel.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Why don't you come with us?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And she did and she was like sitting over here,
and the couple was over there and they were like, hey,
why don't you come sit over here?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And so she was like it scared her. So she
was like, I excuse myself.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
She made it halfway down the hallway, turned around and
was like, efet, I've never done this before, I'm doing
it now, and walked back, knocked on the door and
the guy like opened it a little bit, was like huh.
She's like, hey, is the party still going on? And
he's like, well, no, I'm kind of naked. And her
response her response was gray is right out of a movie.
I was hoping I could be too. Oh yeah, that
(09:01):
I would have been like I would have been wood
into the door. I was that like that would be hot,
that would be hot. Sure enough, she went in banged
both of them.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Ount sound effects sort of worked. I tried the.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The other one was that literally, this would be this
would be Casey.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
What are we going to say? This isn't a fair
characterization of her.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The she's on dating apps, big deal, but it would
be so going to woman's going to a wedding or
was it a guy I can't remember which one I
was reading. I'll just say guy's going to a wedding.
He gets invited with his with his to bring a date, right,
and he was like he was this girl that he
was casually seeing and they ended up breaking up. But
(09:50):
he was like, I'd already are his vp'd for two?
I didn't want to waste the meal. It's not I'm
gonna bring somebody. So he literally got on tender and
brought a tender date to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That's good, that's a ruder then leaving the reception for
a half hour.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Why why is that rude? What do you care who
I'd bring?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I didn't like that somebody because we had plus ones
for everybody and they brought a recent boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, well what's wrong with that? Who did you want
them to bring an.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Ex It's just a courtesy to get the plus one, right,
bring someone you're committed to.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well he was to the tender girl. Really wait, so
that's rude. Yes, No, if you invite a plus one,
it's an.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Opportunity to be prefer that they come by themselves exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh, I disagree with that. That's that's an opportunity for
a date. I disagree with that. It could be early
on and it'd be like, that's kind of fun of like, hey,
I have to go to this date.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I like that, you know what?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You know what that does? That shows that person not
the tender person. That shows that that person like you're
interested in me? Like, I know, we've only been dating
for a couple for a month. My buddy's getting married.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I wouldn't take.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I did the I would one hundred percent and bring
them me and go, Hey, listen, I know this is
gonna be awkward. You don't know anybody, but I got you,
and we're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You'll meet some of my.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Friends, will have some fun, we'll party, we'll dance it
up a little bit, free cocktails I got, we'll eat
you know whatever. Yeah, I like that. That's fun. I
know it's your wedding, but I'm also it's my night too.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Okay, you're.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Avoid acknowledging whose day it is?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
What do you mean? No, it is their wedding. I'm
there for their wedding, but also I want to have fun.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Also, it's not your day whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
No, but you want your fun.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm to sit there by myself while everybody's up having
fun and it's me holding my pud and they're like,
why aren't you doing anything? And be like, well, because
everybody's coupled up and I haven't been dating Sally.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Long enough for her to be a plus one. Don't
don't give me a plus one.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
You'd get some side eye if you were like, oh,
this is this is Sally my date.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
I met her on Tinder. This is the first day.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Probably right, you would probably have an agreement that well, no,
we met a first date at six Flags.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh my goodness, Ellie, and we did.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
That was at Toby's, right, It wasn't a second second Toby's.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yes, a lot different. But they both had a wed.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
It was a wedding at the end of Little murmid No.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
But you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That is but that's a good time. That's a great
time to get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, I'm I'm I disagree with you, guys, I disagree.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Listen. I'm here for the stories.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
But if anyone would have pulled any of that at mine,
we would no longer be friends.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Now, I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So there were a couple of stories about people who
like ran upstairs cuffed and then came back downstairs. There
was also one and this one I like, and this
this will be harder to find. They were getting married
at like a parent's house in the the the the
accommodations where they everybody was camping in the yard. So
(13:10):
they set up a bunch of tents, which I kind
of like. I think that's kind of cool. They disappeared
into a tent, cuffed and then came right back out.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I kind of like that. That's hot. But I do
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
As an idea where everybody just sleeps, like in the
backyard in tents.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like if you got married at somebody's house, I think
that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Where am I going?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Line two, I'll be at a nearby hotel.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Ye, No, that's fun. That's fun. By the way, how
about how horny Diane got at my wedding? Hi Ellie
in the morning? Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I don't want to say my name, but I've hooked
up at two different weddings in the bathroom of the reception,
went right back out and kept going dancing.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Hey, when you say hooked up, you not just like
kissing like you you got after it?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh yeah, oh yeah absolutely.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I told you first one at the game.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Wow, that wasn't even up to the room.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You guys literally went into the bathroom cuffed and then
came back.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And you've done that twice.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
By two different women.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'm gonna ask same woman. Can I ask you this
like you're a good looking guy, right, I would say,
oh yeah, yeah, good for you, Good for you.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Nobody has ever pulled me by the hand and said, hey,
bang me in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You're so hot in any venue?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, no, not even at like a late show at
the nine thirty clubs.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Did anybody go like, hey, take me in the bathroom.
That's hot.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I don't even know what I would do, Like, that's roman.
I would go like, that's the most romantic thing that's
ever happened.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
You'd chicken out, that's what you would do.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I probably would Hi Ellie in the morning, he is Mike, Hey, Mike,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
More?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Yeah, Early on in my wife's relationship, before long before
we were even engaged, she took me as her plus
one to one of her best friend's wedding. And it
was a nice setup because it was on their property
and like the backyard went right up to like a
little creek, and we just kind of disappeared in the
darkness of the night, had a little session, and like
a responsible man, I exited and fertilized the grass a
little bit, and then we went back to business.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, Hey, how long have you? How long have you
two been dating when you went to the wedding.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
I think it was in our first year.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is that long enough? Tyler? Yes, okay, all right, very good,
very good. Not a tender date now, all right, very good?
Thank you, thank you, because I was.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
At Lindsay's both Lindsay's sisters weddings after a year of dating. Yeah,
and that was a family member, simply yeah, No.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's good. Yeah, I mean a year is a long time.
A year is a long time. Who was it? Was it? Yeah?
Never mind lying too. Who was it that used to
bring escorts to the Christmas party?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Elliott? It's one of two, but that was also not
I it's marriage.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, but the tender date made me think of wait,
hold on, di, you don't show me, don't.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I only have one name to write down?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
One of you is correct?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
One? Two? Three? Oh, I'm right.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Elliott's right, but it's a bit.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, I'll get to that in a second top or bottom? One?
Or was it both?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
There were stories about both.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Thank you, thank you brought escorts to the Christmas party like,
no way you're landing that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And by the way, that's rude, Diane, that's rude.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
He would I think he totally would have would have
admitted to that if he did it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I'm good. I'm gonna say it. Joe Beveloqua never brought.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
An escort to the Christmas party text. Yeah, I guarantee
you he never bought a date.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
For the Christmas party. He would be insulted that you
said that.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
He may have brought a date that looked like, uh.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Maybe that's what.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh one hundred percent, yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But yeah, my two guys, they definitely paid for their
Christmas party dates.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Hi, yolle h the morning? Hey is this me? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who's this? Uh? This is David OTARICHM yees sure, what
can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
We got invited to.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
This mansion wedding.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
I mean they had their own security hired to make
sure nothing got damaged, and my missus had a great
idea to sneak off into the garden.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
With twelve foot high walls of bushes.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Wow, you know, we just slipped off around there, did
some business and came back to the reception.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Dude, that is that is amazing to me. How long
did you guys, Like, were you guys married already?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
We weren't married already.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And I do want to say, Tyler, if you think
we were gone thirty minutes, I appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Thank you, sir, thank you. That is great.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yes, Kristin, not our Kristen.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
This is actually something Diane's gonna have to confirm. Kristen
from vander Pump rules met her now fiance when they
had sex behind a tent at a wedding reception.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
True, and they just had a baby together.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Line one, Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 9 (18:31):
And that's the one that I'm vaguely related to. Pardon me,
Kristen from vander Pump. I've said that before.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Are we getting this? Is that new Duds?
Speaker 9 (18:40):
My cousin used to be married to her older sister.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
You're related to a vander Pump.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Did they have kids?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Oh, I'm gonna say unless they had kids, you're not related.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Wow, go Diane.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Hi, Diane, that's she's a housewife former.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, ma'am. What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Hey, this is kat So.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
About six and a half years ago, I was in
my best friend's wedding as a bridesmaid. I hooked up
with one of the grooms men.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He went back to New York.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
I went back to Virginia and I am currently on
my way to our wedding venue because we're getting married
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wait, the same guy that you hooked up with at
your best friend's wedding.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Yes, sir, and we have a beautiful baby boys together,
and we are getting married on Saturday. And Morton, I'm
on my way. My car is packed, can't even see
how to pack.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And yeah, hey, did you guys even know each other, like,
or did you met at the wedding?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We met at the wedding when you hooked up with him.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
This is a guy you had never met, like just
oral or liked you go the whole distance.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
No, it was more of just like heavy petting type
of stuff. There he's six years he's six years younger
than me. Oh yeah, you know, I never thought it
was going to go anywhere, and lo and behold here
we are.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, I'm going to meet my mother in law.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Now I'm sorry when you say meet your mother in law,
you've never met her before.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
No, I mean I'm going to meet her at the venue.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh there you go, there you go, there you go?
All right, very good, very good, Thank you man. That
that is hot.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I was gonna say it's that must have been a.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Hell of a makeout sash rub the movies.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
What a story one day, tell that beautiful son.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I hope somebody holds up at their wedding.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh, it keeps it going.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, you got to pay that forward.
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