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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime people, It's showtime.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we are.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yes, you're about to experience this show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
How would you like to.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Get down with some real gangsters with the ringleader Eddie.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Strong the enforcer thor Am I negative all the time?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in black from.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Head to toe, Emily, I am a mix of trashy
and classes.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's the show and it starts right now.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
All right, I've really been nervous about Why are you nervous? Listen?
I honestly cannot remember the last time I've done a
push up?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hit me?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
What for?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Why would I ever do? If you don't work out,
why are you doing push up? Even when working out?
Do you do push up?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Really?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because there's so many different variations. I gotta be careful
plank uh yeah, but apparently I'm not good at it.
I still remember that for ten years. But I haven't
trying criticize. I do push ups because it's a good
way to like do.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A super set with something like I super set.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
That's what.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I was talking about my super sets.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, when you're super setting, you guys done.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So when I do like, uh dumbo chest press, I'll
do super set with it. I'm like fifteen fifteen push
ups and I'll go like, I'll go like, I'll go
down fast, but then up really palls on the negative, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
When you are doing your super sets, which involved walking
around the gym with one kettle bells.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
On the negatives, I'm walking around.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And yeah, basically means when you come back up, you
count to four one three four negative negative.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh you hit it, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I haven't worked out in a week and a half.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't even know. I don't even know what it
feels like.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who knows you're drinking that protein yogurt. I had a
burrito last night, acting like he's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm not drinking a googurt. Looks like yogurt over here container.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's a protein the way you've got four of sugar.
I got this protein animal and drinking. Yeah, it's incredible,
so good Greek yogurt. Yeah, I mean it's a great yogurt.
Look at the label.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So anyway, okay, I'm not happy about this. I don't
I don't appreciate work, and uh, I don't know how
this is going to go. But luckily for me, i'm
the oldest. So I'm hoping I get a break here
because apparently they've put out something that says, if you
are a certain age and you know it could be whatever,
that you should be able to do this many push ups.
(02:59):
So say you're like twenty five. If you're twenty five,
you should be able to do x amount of push
ups and you'll be considered somewhat healthy.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I'm interested to see how far down. But when
you do a push up your posted chest, she really
almost hit the floor. But I feel like we're breaking
that form again. Uh, she got like a broken shoulder too.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You go to one of the reasons I'm worked out.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I have a bad shot, I'm top heavy. If you
have those cabs waiting, you're down on the bottom side.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Though rate point, So I have a mess.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Maybe the cabs will act as an anchor.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, but it's I don't want you to anchor. I
need to get up and down. I gotta pause on
the natives.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I feel like when Emily doesn't push up she's very bony.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Dude, I don't know what to expect of these arms. Yeah,
like her elbows will stick out.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I can't do push them. That's very true. It's very
difficult for me to do them because my arms are
so long.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now, how old are we going to consider Emily? Because
she's forty but in two days? Why are you flipping
me up? That's your age certificate?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
What do you mean? No, you're how old you are?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I just asked you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I just said that you're forty But in two days
you're going to be forty one?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Whoa forty one? We're not doing this two days?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Are?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
We're doing this today?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
November thirteen?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
November thirteen, you're well in your forties.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
In your late thirties, broy there's still a three in
front of my number. You know that's not for long?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
No, Well, so the way it works is it's a
ten year gaps.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Ok looked out.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So it's not like each individual they.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Count thirty and thirty eight the same, or thirty thirty seven,
They count thirty and thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's the fair.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
At thirty, I was way more spry than I am.
Now you were. You were really scrawming at that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So the cutoffs are at the five.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
So we have twenty five, thirty five, forty five, fifty five,
sixty five.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You got screwed if you're if you're you know, you
need to I'm in the money.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
So you're in the forty five category because and I'm said,
and I'm in the forty five category. Two because I'm
forty seven, right, because both of us are under the
fifty five Emily discount. No, Emily and Thor are both
in the thirty five category because both of them are
still under forty five years old.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That means you're probably gonna do more push. Yeah, that's
not a good thing. It's not a good not for this.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Listen, you want to be category.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We're on the wrong end here.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah. So this is all according to the Mayo Clinic.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
And of course they know like everything, and of course
this is they say, diet, cardio, lifestyle that all goes
into effect.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
But this is a good, you know, kind.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Of barometer to see if you are in good shape,
if you can do.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This at the because we I guess you can just
tell us what the.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's different for men and women. We have different numbers.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh that's not right.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They shall be the same. Knock.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I see a lot of girls that fit, that work out,
that are way better shape, is stronger than I am.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm gender neutral. Man. Oh i've heard that gender They
have a non binary What am I? Yeah, I'm neither
man nor woman.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, I put you I I didn't mean to assume
any but I did put you in the man category.
So I'm sorry to assume. I didn't ask him. I'm
sorry I shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I should All right, let's begin with Thor's category in men.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Thor a man between thirty five and forty five. You
should be able to do twenty one pushing?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You can do that?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, whoa, that's all yeah, look at it all cocky.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm not all cocky, but shoulder brow.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I have a bad shoulder. B I have a bad shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
All right, let's put I have to do it. Should help, right,
at least going to get heartburn?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Okay, I don't think it's going to give you a
heart burn. Although did you feel slashing around in there?
When when when you know, when you have animals, that's
what happens.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh, they slash those animals crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
He's not as cocky anymore. He had a Okay, we
can't even you're not on the microphone. Oh is he
going wait, he's just going for it? Yeah, all right,
count him out.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
One, two, three, four, six, first, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Twenty twenty one. Wow, red, very red in the face
in that Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You work out? Are you sweating?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I could have done more?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You look tough.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I remember, we want to go elbows out a little bit. Okay, hey, hey, hey,
form guy, shut up.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Emily said she didn't like your phone.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, Emily says, to your foremost.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
He didn't even get back to the micrack. Yeah, he
was ready to fight, or you pass the test. Don't
stick your elbows out? You want to like at an angle?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
What the hell are you talking? WHOA, I'm going to
go over by Emily encounter.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Get your handle. I think you need to film this
from the back.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I disagree.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I think I help from the front.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
We're trying to give you so so I'm either filming
her front or her butt.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, well the front the butt, you're not gonna see
anything the front.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
There hanging out. Okay, how many ready to do? Oh? Sorry, okay,
we got distracted by.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Taking my pants off. I am not kidding.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Emily the top Okay, so stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They're crazy right now.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
They are crazy on your period.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh you don't get a period.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, but I'm a little bit heavier than I normally am.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I can tell you no, I can tell, I can tell,
I can tell tell numbers.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I get this over with, Emily.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
If you wore that to work wearing a sweater, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
A healthy woman between thirty five and forty five years
old should be able to do nineteen pushing.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
There's no way nineteen are you saying nineteen boops?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah? But you know, here's the good looks.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You don't have to go down as far because you're
can she do nine kids? I don't think wait, I
want to get over there. I want to look at
her for I.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Don't think we can do that.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, that camera, Eddie, both of.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You, all three of you boys.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Eddie, Okay, ready you did.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh she's going like how many is she at?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And they were like halty and they were she gets
seven from.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
And they were like half like my god, oh my god,
you okay, you're not you're red in the chest. Oh god,
Oh God, she's angry at everybody. She's angry right now?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What are you warp? I counted like I count like
who I know doesn't matter between seven or five?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You failed?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Miserable?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Wasn't nineteen? I mean I didn't go into this thinking
I was going to kill it? You know?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, I don't know why you're so Maddy.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You're that out of breath.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
We're all winners based on your top. That was incredible. Okay, Sky,
you are forty seven years old? Yes, how many push
ups are?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Shut up?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Or if you're a woman between forty five and fifty five,
you should be able to do fourteen push ups?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Okay, I mean I think I think she.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Couldn't fourteen, But I'm not very strong.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yoga is kind of like you're lifting your body. Take
we all believe in you go full go, full.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Brawl like Emily.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, tak your shirt off.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Well, I'm because I feel like gravity is gonna pull
my top down.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, Well you do have a loose that thing? Is
that things the one day you don't wear a little
cold in here?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I'm just saying, my god, why did she take her
shoes off?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You took your shoes off? Your shoes off? Why do
you have slippers? Okay, none of this makes sense? All right,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What is she doing?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Man?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Guy, give me break.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Emily doesn't care, but you can see stubby legs. No boy,
we're running out of time. Fine, all right, you gotta
do how many?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Fourteen?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Count them out? Begin three?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Started?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Get shaky? Three?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Just beat seven.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
More seven? Remember how fast door was here?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Nine?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You're better than Emily?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
All right, well that's not good.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Which has been doing your yoga for two years?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
How many did you have to do? Fourteen? I means
I have to do more than fourteen? Yeah, a time?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
We are late? We are we are, we are late.
I'm very on the clock.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Already a shirtless I already have my pants off.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What are we doing here? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This guy's in big trouble. Can somebody help her? Get
her water?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Jamie sat in my back? Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I can't do it, Edie, I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Then between forty five and sixteen?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Push?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, sixteen, I'm not even sure I can do one.
Oh you could do one? I mean you could do one.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Well, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Do so something athletic.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, you coach, you coach.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I felt you could do one well. Just to be safe.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
If you want to hold you down, it stops in
your pocket. Oh take your wallet.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Okay, wow, okay, all right, Eddie, come on, we'll count.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I don't want to lose breath.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Okay, Emily's counting. I got it. I got it.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Okay, elbows doubles out, angle, angle, I kept min name.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Oh all right, here we go one, two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'll look at him go. I think he was playing us.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Ay nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifty sixteen, hit
the ground, He hit the grid?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Was the number sixteen? They did it? He did it,
he did it.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
He was playing us. He knew he could do it.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I don't think he's alive right now. Yeah, yeah, he's
not alive right now. And he's going to break. He's okay,
all right, we'll just go to break. We'll just go
to break.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Eddy.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
He would have got paddles. Harry comes he's covering.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Is a series about me going to break? Okay, eminem
Would he be your roommate? Would do you think he'd
be a good roommate? He would never leave the house.
Is that good or bad.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Okay, you know you got to get out. You got
a tour every once in a while. Tell you who
would be my roommates?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh stop, you couldn't handle it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
One bedroom?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah you could, wait, you'd have a one bedroom. We
got like a single white female as you going on here,
and you missed it. He winked after.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh god, m I wish I could cook Booble and
drink the broth. That'd be weird for a roommate to do.
But a candle, I'd sniffed that thing. Raw da.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I'm a meat man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's not that's not part of the selection.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well, if you guys lived together context, you could finally
get that back you've been yearning for.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes, true, I would pull on to the lady in
the tramp sharing spaghetti with Michael Booble.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm a good cook. You are nudge the meatball over
to them my nose.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Okay, you have hands, You're not a dog, you're a human.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, But it takes me out of the scene.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What what I wouldn't give to have Michael as a roommate.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, now, uh, Eddie, I am a bit confused because
I thought you and Brett Michaels actually had plans.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's that's for real to become.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Wait, so this isn't really our plan?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
For real? Is me and Brett? We've talked about it.
We're gonna live together, you have so I thought this
was more fantasy.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Oh, like you're dreaming, Like if if you, if I
could pick anyone but ditch Brett for Boublet.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
But Brett.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I love Brett. He's a good friend.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
But now, like Brett's listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Brett, it's all good, Bro, Like, we're good.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You just said you'd pick over him.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
He gets it, You think he gets it?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I think Brett would probably have somebody, maybe another person
over me.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Again a fantasy world. Yeah, okay, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay, so, but it would hurt my feelings if you
picked another DJ over me.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So maybe maybe I do. Maybe I need to rethink this.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh yeah, that's hurtful.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Like what is Bret gonna live with Frankie V?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like, could you imagine Bro, that would really bother Brett? No, well,
I don't think that makes him a V no, a
v hat the whole thing. He only wears bandanas and
cowboy hats or inane very off putting. Yeah, so living
with Bola would be just magical.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It would be the tops. But then I get into
a little bit worried because there was like a famous
episode of Seinfeld where he's dating a masseuse but she
never wants to give him a massage because it's like
she doesn't she does it all day. She doesn't.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
So if I'm living with Blue Blay, I just wanted
to sing like everything.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You wanted to sing to you.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yes, like pas me the Purple you know, and I'd
be like.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Oh wait, he has to sing normal conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I would like that.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I thought you meant.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Just you'd have life song time at night, but you
want him to song time at not.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Well, that's what I thought you met when he sing
you so.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Emily used to sing her son the Angel song that
her mom probably still sings to her.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's creepy.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Do you would you sing?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Would you want blatant age song? I don't want it
because it's like you're sending me to heaven like I
don't want to die. Would say, Momy.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Loves you Dad the Angel song? Okay, don't talk about
the angels.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, this question was asking if you could have a
celebrity be your roommate? Who you pick? It? So, I mean,
this is easy. Yeah, it's it's going to be boot
Blay for me. Done and done. We'd have a great time.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I wonder if we asked you this question in July,
it would be a different answer. There would be a
different answer.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
It would be I'm wrapped up now is all you
could think about?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Okay, I wouldn't mind living with Sydney Sweeney or okay,
it would be pretty sweets. Yeah that in a one
bedroom or in a studio studio. Yeah, me, Sydney and Anna.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Three's company, your trip at one studio.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, the three of us to be gay whatever I
gotta do? Is that a rule? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I don't know. Yes, it was different times different.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Honestly, who would you pick? If you could pick any
celebrity be your roommate? Who would you pick? It's not
to be a female or male, anybody you want, man.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I mean the thing about if I want to say
on almost really, But the thing about it is you
have nothing in common, but you know you don't want
to live with you? No, but I feel like with
Anna eventually we'll just I'm there, you know, what I mean.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
So eventually we're going to hook up eventually.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
And it's so hot you could never just like chill
and be yourself and like just lounge and I feel like, shoot,
it's too I feel like.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I feel like the rock would be a lot of fun. Really, Yeah,
it's gonna be making you work out, work, get.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Up, hold this bottle of tequila, and protect child.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I guess those two things don't go together.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I've just rescued you on the side of the road,
and you happen to have a.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Box something Powell gets after it nothing about anything. I
know enough.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I'll stick with Marshall. I think Marshall, we're both sober.
I'd love to hang out in studio with him, talk sobriety,
talk hip hop.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I'll write lyrics with him so.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Much, I feel like he's just gonna hide in his
room from you all day, like.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Get some kind of a good roommate.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, because I'll see him eventually, I'll get over the
fact that he's eminem and eventually he would just become Marshall.
I'll get it because I'll get over the fact, you
know what I mean, So eventually I'll be cool.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Then we'll be cool and become best friends.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Who are you picking, Emily, any any celebrity to be
your roommate.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I've actually thought about this before, but not as a roommate,
as somebody that I really really want to be BFFs with,
and that's Jennifer Lawrence. I've seen her multiple interviews and
she's she's wacky, but she's super funny and down to
earth else she and I believe it.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
She watch the Bravo.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Watch What Happens Live often and she loves Bravo like
that's her thing, and so they put her. She agrees
to go on when she's in New York and she's hysterical.
We could watch Bravo together. She likes to cook, she
likes to drink wine.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
So we just be buddies.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Jennifer Lawrence, Wow, didn't see that company? What about you? Sky?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
At first, I went with.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
My daughter.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's the only person I want to be with non stop,
will share a bad, will share a bad, and just
beat together five. It would be amazing if my husband
left and daughter.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Okay, and Bagley Jr. Legit, But.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I love that man, but I think we're The age
difference is too much. He's he's a little too old. Now,
I don't no, no, he's a little too old. I
don't need to start pushing people around in wheelchairs or
you know, dealing with any of that.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Sorry. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I love the Biden like weird eyes at that age.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
He's not looking so good these days.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I saw him recently, I'm like, oh, yeah, but but
still have a lot of love for him.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
My first thought was ke Reeves. I was thinking, with
my pants.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You know what I mean, that's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Okay, who said Sydney Sweeney. He's joking, Oh, totally, totally.
But then I was like, that's I love him. I
love when I see him in interviews. Very sweet man,
very sweet man. I feel like he pays rent on
time too.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Oh my god, he would.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Be so he would be a great roommate, so responsible.
But I don't want to, like, if we're not married,
I don't want to live together because you know, like.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
He's playing his guitar late at night to what are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Yeah, I feel like he'd keep weird hours. He may
do stuff that's even a little too weird for me.
So I really thought hard, and I decided. Anna Kendrick
actress Anna Kendrick. I love her so much fun. She's quirky,
saying she's party.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
I think she'd be so type a and so nitpicky
and like, no, no, you don't know her.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
She wouldn't be fun. You don't know her. Oh that
would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Sky the Sky has by far and away picked the
worst one without a doubt. You know, well, in the poll,
what are people picking.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well, these are the celebrities people say they want to
live with. We have a Glenn Powell, yes, uh, Timothy
Shamela why why? I don't know why with people? Uh,
Sabrina Carpenter, Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Lamar what, No, we wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It's check this one out. Beyonce, get out of you
like really, like really uh?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
And your top three Number three is in DAYA. Number
two Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Would be a fun roommate. Yeah, lots of cats, though,
you gotta be ready for it.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
And number one, by far is Ryan Reynolds least too much,
gets always on.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, he's always on nothing. So I guess Doora has
a little bit of an issue with something in his
wife Hayley did recently it's not right. Well, I don't
know what exactly is going on because I know you
guys are competitive, and you were in a competitive city situation.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
My wife is as competitive as anyone I've ever met
in my life. Like, we'll do something and she has
no Like, we'll do like I don't know. We go
to the gym, So I'm at Fit Downtown. We're going
to the gym and working out together. I enjoy working
out with my wife. It's a great gym. I enjoy it.
So we're working out. Obviously she can't lift as much
as me, Like, it's just it's just like, I don't
mean to sound like a chauvinist man, but she can't
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lift when I'm lifting. Oh sure, yes, so, but she'll
get annoyed and like it becomes a competition for her.
And within twenty minutes she gets annoyed at me for
no reason, just because she can't lift as much as
I lift and goes to done something yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And the competitiveness comes from her mom, who is by
far the most competitive person I've ever.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Met in my life. Really, it's not even close.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Like, could you ever play a board game with her?
So we played you know that game?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
What's that game? It's like heads up where you have
to no, it's not heads up. I forgot the name
of the game. But you're on a team and you
have to say, describe what's category taboo? Taboo? It's taboo, right,
So we're playing taboo. So me and her mom are
on the same team. And you know, I'm trying to
describe the words.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Without saying you're the worst?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Can you guys?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You guys describe.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
The game?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Would be a kryptoniz.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I didn't even think about that, miser describe. I'm trying,
and her mom is like yelling at me. This is
the first time I ever met, by the way. And
then we decide, okay, we'll switch up the teams. So
Haley's aunt Tina says, okay, Denise, which is Haley's mom,
and Thor will be on a team. Haley's mom visibly
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and verbally rolls her eyes and goes, great, that's not
a joke and I.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Don't blame that's not a joke for that game. So
what's would be worse for Thor? That game or scrabble?
Because you can't spell.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
You either of them. He's done or about.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So. Yeah, So Haley is very competitive and so we
were in the she a couple of weeks ago for
Thanksgiving and we went to this place called Best in Games.
It's like I talked, I talked about it.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It's like a day.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, I didn't tear My saw video terrible on my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You can see the show thor my wife video tape
me falling off like a rotating beam. Well, you were
going so slow right now, I was. It was high.
You see those videos on wipeout.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, because it's spinning right, you got to go straight through.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And I fell and I landed pretty awkwardly. She was
and I looked like I blew out my knee and
my ankles really did. And my wife thought it was
the funniest thing in tears and I'm like I could
have been seriously hurt, and she's just laughing.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Tear up your arms and stuff like that too. Yeah,
it's supposed to be filed, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So we were going there and we we went there
and they have laser Tag and I was really excited
to play this nice.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I love a good I was love if we played
laser tag. Is that laser tag?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I told Emily about this place. There's a place out
east that has like those gel shots you know each other.
I didn't know that, and then Emily did recently did
the air airsoft gun. That's straight, that's too much for you.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Serious, there's guys in full.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
You're like, you're not like a paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Guy, I've played paintball, but I'm more of like having
fun laser tag. I don't because like, I'm not a
great shot.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I mean I don't really zero contact kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, my temper, I just you're pissed.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Once I come on exactly, once I get hit or
if I get out or something, I feel somebody's teaming
up on me, I'll get the competitiveness kicks over. I
used to be very competitive, and then on top of that,
i'd get super angry.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
That's what caused a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That's yeah, I know. That's why I don't care. That's fine.
That's why to be competitive anymore, because I get very angry.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So about here, that's not fair, you see it. Yeah,
back in the day, I played mad with my friends,
and me and my best friend at the time, we
didn't talk for a couple of months because.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
He beat me and I put him in a chokehold. Okay,
but he was mocking me.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, it's a game, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Poor Locky. So we're playing laser Tag. We're on teams.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So it's me and my wife and my our nephew, Ethan,
and then my mom, my dad, and my sister. I
want to I can't imagine your parents playing laz My
mom's sneaky good. They got their windbreakers on what a
dumb questions in a wind breaker? You know.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Question, maybe it keeps you sleeper?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, you think the crunching of it would give you away.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
We'll remember it was it was just November in Michigan.
It was cold, but they had like giant wind breakers,
heavy duty wind break. So we're playing. You know, it's fun.
We're having a good time. I wanted me and Ethan.
I said, Ethan, let's team up on Grandpa. And Ethan said,
uh no, that's not the point of the game.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I'm like idiots. Yeah, So my mom was sneaky good.
We had a good time.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
And then the second game was free for all, so
it was every man for himself.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You know, it's cool. They got smoke going.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
There's a little obstacles you can hide behind and run under,
and like, you know, we it was awesome. And uh
so we're playing and I want to win obviously, so
I see my wife. I'm behind my wife and I
go to shoot her as she turns around. Because you
have like you're wearing, like the vest, maybe there's somebody
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out there. So I go to shoot her and she
turns around and goes stop, and I go why and
she goes, if you shoot me, no sex for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Okay, you mean are you serious?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
She serious?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
The middle She goes, yeah, the smoke, everybone you can't see.
She goes, why don't we team up and take down everybody?
And I go, no one, it's one on one. She goes, fine,
shoot we see what happens.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
She's double down.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, it's ridiculous. You can't. You can't take away sex
because I want to win a laser tag.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And she gets annoyed me and I know my wife
and if I shoot her there and I know how
competitive she is, it's gonna get ugly.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So I didn't shoot her. It's really did I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I can't. It's not worth it's just listen, it's not
worth it. You ladies.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You ladies who use sex? Has a weapon. Man, it
is so wrong, and especially in an environment like that,
play play the no sex card.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
That's psychotic or brilliant on Haley, you should have done
the same thing. No sex for you, no sex, okay,
off limits doesn't especially, that's not right.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
And guess who ended up winning most points? Haley?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, of course, smart move. That sucks. That suck.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's not a smart move.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, she can't think.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I think her and my sister teamed up at my
nephew too. She's messed up at the point of the game.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
This family.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Wow, they're weird.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So did you have a talk with her afterwards of like, hey,
I can't do that anymore. And she said, well, when
it comes to be, when it comes to win, whoever
I want. Okay, she's super competitive.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
It's weird. That's you respect I want her.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, it's cheating what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
It's cheating on the battlefield.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Nothing, Okay, you're talking about crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I don't know if you guys feel the same way
or not, but it's always weird to me when anybody
comes to my front door, If my doorbell rings and
I don't know who it is, it's it's weird, and
it could be anybody guys selling solar, a pest control dude,
or who knows whatever. I'm always just like, what the hell,
(32:34):
it's the weirdest thing on the planet.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yeah, well, and I even kind of get like annoyed,
Like Amazon, guy, you don't you don't have to ring
the door.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I usually don't get a ring your package delivery.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, I mean either, but there will be a wild
one once in a while that will ring the bell.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, and I think the attent is to be nice.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
So check this out. And I said that, I just
realized something weird did happen yesterday? You know, you get
Hello for deliveries every every week. Uh, the whoever the
Amazon or delivery person was for my box came, dropped
it off at my front door and yelled foods air
and then ran away. And I'm like, yeah, food what what?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Like, what the hell is that I've gotten that before?
I really I've gotten somebody Amazon. Oh yeah, they like
yelled at Amazon or packageeer, they ring my doorbell. It
really bothers me.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Well, yeah, I just was like foods like buddy cash.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
So yeah, it is. It is odd. It is weird
when everybody, anybody comes to your front door. Now if
they if my doorbell or somebody knocks ever and it's
dark out, which by the way, that happens at like
four point thirty now, so yeah, it's wild. But yeah,
if it's dark out and the doorbell rings, oh well
you're about to be murdered, I would assume. Saying that,
(33:55):
I would assume.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
So yeah, that's definitely the feeling inside.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well, Sky and her husband the Boo ran into that
situation last night.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Yeah, And honestly, I was kind of weird at out
leaving my house this morning because I didn't I was.
I was peeking around corners. I was looking through the
cracks in the the fence before I left and opened
the gate. The crack okay, I did, I can't. I
have a normal size. It doesn't the fence last okay.
(34:26):
So yeah, So last night, I'm you know, fast asleep
because I'm the first one to go to bed in
our house. And you know, I don't know if it's
the time change or as I get older, it seems
like that bedtime it's getting earlier and earlier. Not last night,
but a couple nights ago. I was falling asleep at
(34:46):
seven forty five. Oh and I'm like, Okay, how how
old am I? Like, What's what's going on here? But
last night wasn't that early. Last night we were probably
more in the eight thirty range when I was already
in bed and the eyes are in the heavy and
I'm pretending like I'm watching American Pickers with my husband
and yeah, Mike found this crazy old bike and you
(35:08):
know how he loves bikes. So anyway, so we're doing
that whole song a dance and then I'm off to
sleepy time land and next thing you know, I am
awoken by our two little dogs barking like we are
we are under attack, and I don't know what's going on,
(35:28):
Like is there some critter in the backyard up against
the slider? Like what has got them acting so crazy?
And that is when I stumble out into the living room.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Oh that's a risk.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
That is a risk.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Again, what time are we talking?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
I honestly, it's probably like a little bit before ten pm, right,
so as far as it right, as far as it
not being safe and my husband being out alone in
the living room with his laptop, which is normally our
concern after everyone's going gone to bed in the house,
(36:04):
I still feel nine forty five or whatever. It's too
early for that. So I feel like the living room
is a safe space. Normally, I like pods. I don't
know if there's actual lathering going on. I feel like, okay,
like not spot. It's like when you don't want to
like that's the start of the time, you don't want
to go out there. I'm I'm gonna say eleven okay
(36:27):
for me, If I look at the clock and it
says eleven PM, I'm gonna I'm gonna clear my throat
quite a few times before I walk out of the
room into the.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Living room, you know. Night.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
It's every night, but I live in fear every night
or because I just don't know, you know, don't ask,
don't tell is the policy in our house. So anyway,
So but I think we're we're still early enough where
this isn't a concern. But I'm like, the dogs are
going so crazy, you know, because of course if you
have dogs, and you know, our dogs don't sleep in
a crate or anything, if you get the occasional bark whatever,
(36:59):
But they're like not stopping. So I finally stumble out
in my you know, T shirt and underwear and my
hair all like I've put my b in an electric socket,
you know. And I walk out there and I see
my husband staring at the phone and then I go, oh, no,
did I come out to or is it time now?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (37:21):
No, I would think he is a laptop guy or
a iPad guy of some sort, but again, don't ask,
don't tell. So I go out there and he's staring
at his phone, and then I go what's going on?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
And he's like, somebody just rang the doorbell.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
And so it's like, you know, just a little bit
before ten pm and somebody has just rang our doorbell
and so that is why the dogs are freaking out
and going psycho. So okay, So now I am into
watching the ring cam with him and to see what
is going on out there. Who is this like one
of those overnight Amazon deliveries, but you think.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
They wouldn't ring the bell, Like what's going on?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Did he order up a Lady of the Night and
the playing it off?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
I don't know if it could have been he's not
ordering Ladies of the Night to we don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
But again I don't be ordering a ten o'clock gut bomb.
We know he loves the gun bom burger.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Imagine that he had this sick, disgusting habit.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
By himself.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
He eats naked and watching for Yeah, that's what. He
doesn't even do anything. Yeah, he's just he's just watching
watching porn. That's just like guy comes from Grease everywhere.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
That's really gross. It's really a gross visual that now
I'll never be thank you. I'm sorry, thank you for that.
So check out the ring camp to see who the
heck is ringing our doorbell at this time. And it
is a guy who looks to be in his mid
eighties maybe like we're talking on mid eighties old guy,
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like an old guy, and we don't.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
No, we're not.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Because there is an old guy who lives like four
doors down that we've met two times. The one time
I met him was him asking us how much we
paid for our house and how much my mortgage is?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Did he say, if you don't mind me asking?
Speaker 5 (39:17):
No, he didn't, Otherwise I would have answered, because that's
that's fine if you probably.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Asked that question and not say that I had how
much your mortgage is? Yeah, and how much I pay
every month?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's pretty crazy, I asked somebody the other day how
much what their interest rate was, and my wife thought.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
That was crazy that anybody.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
That's what I so like our brother and my brother
in lawest bought in the house, very happy for them,
and I said, what's the interest rate? And he wouldn't
tell me. Well, Hayley's like, that's very private, very private,
and interest rate maybe credit score embarrassing if they didn't
get a good.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Rate rate, but who cares.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
That's so weird.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
So I feel like I was in the right, but
the old guys in the wrong. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I agree. Oh I want to brag about my interest
rate two anyway.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
So so that's the one interaction I've had with him, And
the one interaction my husband has had with him is
when he showed up at our house one time wanting
to use my husband's cell phone to make a phone call,
which turned out he called Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah, so I think this. So here's the thing, though.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Our ring cam, the specific one he's standing in front of,
is kind of fogged up a little bit because it's
already cold outside, so we can't one hundred percent tell
if it's him or not. Plus we've only liked yeah,
we definitely know it's like an older man. And since
we have the ring cam, it shows him walking up
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and because we went back and watched it a couple
of times because I'm like, okay, what should we open
the gate? Like is this guy in trouble? And when
he walked up, he was whistling. He was old guy
whistling at almost ten pm, walked up, tried to open
our front gate.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Wait, what A lot of people do that?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
So we just moved into a house like this too,
where give this little courtyard and then you have to
walk to the front door.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And like before we get to the front door.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, so some Amazon people that we've had in the
week because my wife won't stop ordering stuff off Amazon,
they'll leave it in front of the door. Other Amazon
people will open the courtyard gate and walk in, which
I feel is very invasive. Really, you can kind of
a front package safety. There's like a little nook that
you could put it in. Because I put in the instructions,
I think they'd be all right, and I feel like
that's kind of our front door. Even though you're not
(41:48):
in the house, you're kind of in the house.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
It's confusing though it is confused. So I'm thinking about
getting lock on it.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah, so we have a lock on ours now because of.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
The one of my dogs out there. And you you
you come walking on my property. You come walking on
my property.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
My property?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, sky on this one.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, you crossed that property line.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Brokay stop sorry, we'll help this old man.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
So uh so Whistling tries to open the gate, realizes
it's locked, and then hits the ring cam and that's
what we see. So we are sitting there at ten
o'clock having the discussion do we go out and see
what this guy wants?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Well?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I think absolutely, you know, to me, I would be
concerned that the if it's a really old guy, he's
in trouble and so you know that I would feel
horrible if I heard in the news that yeah, missing
and his family's looking for him and all that stuff.
So yeah, I would go out and you know, I'd yell.
I wouldn't open the door, but I would be like,
(42:52):
can I help you, and just to see what he wanted, just.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Out of curiosity.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, like I'm going.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
To if he thinks he's in the you know, like
he's home.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
You know, yeah, something's going on, you know, what's going
on or.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
What if it's like, hey, I saw something going on
at your house, and I'm trying to let you know.
There's a million things that you know could be. But
I mean, I'm definitely going out there.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
You're gonna have out you have to.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
Yeah, Well, we went back and forth and decided and
forth not to go out and just to pretend like
we weren't there and do the thing where you like
hide inside and.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
The lights are on, right.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
I was just like the outdoor house lights, not really
like you can't really see inside.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
That's so wild that your husband's knee jerk reaction. Isn't
Like Robert would be putting his shoes on.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I'm with him kind of. I'd be like Robert would
be like, yeah, putting a hoodie on. Really, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
My first thing would be I'm gonna get out there. Haley,
sit there, I'm gonna move you, take care of the dogs.
I'm gonna go find out what's going on.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
So see, I'm gonna I'm logging out there. My wife
be like, all right, you're my backup. You got oh
she does. Yeah, that's like the neighbor. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
That's sure, like you at the front door, and then
your wife Deborah coming.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Around the floor like Charlie's Angel, like you have a
signal where you like rub your nose and like blink,
and then she comes out.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Well, we haven't really talked about it, you should come.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
But the fact of the matter is they're we're going
out without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
And now the husband and I didn't really talk about it,
but I think we were having the exact same thought of, like,
we've had two interactions with this guy and they're both
like just rambling, NonStop interactions. So if we go out there,
it's not just gonna be a quick.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Stop saying we because you're not going out there he would.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Go out yeah, yeah, yeah, well you're right.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
If he were to go out there, he would probably
be trapped out there in a no he's not you guys,
he can't cut it off. He would like me, he
would be trapped trying to be polite listening to this
guy ramble for like a.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Half because I would just be like, hey, what's up,
and he would start rambling like all right, man, we'll
have a good night, and I would just close the door.
I'm safe for a go and I would literally just
close the door.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
I'm not even open I don't, Like I said, you
don't even have to open crack. I'm just doing the crack.
I'm going to help you crack. And if he starts
rambling about stuff, be like, yeah, okay, sorry buddy, you
know you got to.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Go home, and then I'm out of there.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, police, But what.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
If he needs to borrow your phone to call. He's
not borrowing at night, like I feel anything that's going on.
We're not helping him. And he doesn't look in distress.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I mean, he's whistling, but don't you want to know
why the hell he's knocking on your door?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
You're gonna have this kind of.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Oh he didn't get me forever, I mean, uh he
then we saw him then venture off, which looked like
he was going to our neighbor's house next door as well.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
So I'm interested to maybe run into.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Them, you know, if he opened had you know, situation
where your neighbors didn't all hate you.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
That's not They think I'm the light. I mean most
of them, except for that one guy in the back.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Guy we've heard.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
And wants me to move. But I thought that was interesting.
I found it odd for some reason A little.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I find it more odd than neither of Honey, you
answered the door, It's more odd crazy. Yeah, no, never,
never answering that door like.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Answering the fact that I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I cannot get over the fact that he didn't get up,
put his pants on and go oh.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
He was already fully dressed, like he wouldn't have He
was already fully like I was the one in my answer. Reaction,
I think reaction when somebody shows up at our house.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
You got this is to hide, is to pretend like
we're not home. You know, so ten o'clock. I can't.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
That's crazy, man.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah, So we'll see if I find out.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Hope it comes back tonight.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Don't you want to see what's up?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
No, I totally.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
If anybody is missing their grandpa, let us know, blame
Sky for help.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Would you? Would you take a bullet for your wife? Yeah?
You know, lose lose situation here because if I don't
do it, criticize the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
My wife hates me.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
People say you if you were taking if you didn't
do it, well, they because they could miss grace, criticize
the rest of my life. Everyone looks at me differently,
you know, and I could deal with that, but I
don't want to hear about it. The second thing is
if I do, I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Again, not necessarily just paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Oh there, I have been there and that sucks. You
would not I would not want Your wife is a lot. Yeah,
but I'm I. You know I can't walk around, would you?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
You wouldn't so, as I said, does my would you
take a bullet there's cause he is still work? No?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
No, not if you're paralyzed. Point thought.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
There was all kinds of weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I mean, I still yes, it works like just something right? Yeah,
oh no, I just have a hard time. Ye weird anyway, No,
I would take a voet for begrudgingly. I don't think
I would be acstatic to do it. Anybody's looking for
but I'm not going to also be like oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Well I'm I'm telling you you go in a heart
heart of the bodyguard. Somebody shooting my wife and front Okay.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, we got it? Yeah hell yeah? Has he did it?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
As he did it? This guy somebody's got a gun
pointed at the boot you know, your daughter or the boot.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Daughters.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
You just made it really weird.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah, I've already told her. I'd say for before him.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
See that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Maybe it even weirder than what Thorp just did.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Get weirder.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Why would you say that? I guess it, but you
wouldn't say it.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Allow, that's right, we're not supposed to say that.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Boom man group getting ready to shoot him, standing right
next to him.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, he refused to take off his cargo shorts. You
take a bullet for him.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
This is tough. I can't.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
This is very easy things to answer, guys.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I mean I don't.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
Well, see, here's the here's the thing in our in
our in our dynamic. I'm the worker in the household.
So so if I go and he's left, what's the
guy gonna do? Who's gonna take care of him?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I mean, actually get another judge schedule?
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, yeah, what's.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
If you're hit, you're done.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
He's gotta he's gotta step up to figure it out.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Yeah, look at that some point we'll look at that.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
People.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Yeah like oh yeah, okay, so you're working at home depot.
That's not gonna make enough. Unfortunately, Okay, you have to
return to.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
We heard earlier in the show, she only wants to
live where she could see the ocean.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
It's not an option.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
It's not you won't take a bullet for.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Like like, if if you give me here, here's the
really I would do it if you If I'm in
the moment, I'm jumping, I'm jumping in front of that bullet.
But if you give me time to think about who
should take the bullet, then then that's a different discussion.
But in the moment, of course, I'm gonna rescue him
(50:25):
no matter what.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
This guy will freeze in a heartbeat. She won't move,
She freeze and go.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Okay, I do have problems with my adrenaline, Emily.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, you take a bullet for a rub Shades.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
You insane bullets. It's a crap shoot.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
If the guys are putting the bullet point the gun
at me, then I'm the one getting hit.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
He's pointing a robber.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
You're missing the point. You're missing the point.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
I'm sorry, and I don't want him to do that
for me.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
This is the worst thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I feel like the Shades man would it though she
would talk to He definitely loves Emily more than Emily loves.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
Him a hard life. He was in prison, and so
that makes he's not near Jeff.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
He deserves to die.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Your life to live him.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
You guys, Emily has told us before that she knows
she is a coward, so of course she is not
going to jump out the bravest woman alive.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
I'm not doing it. I was trying to give you
it out.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Take a bullet.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
What the hell you think? It's stupid? I can't. I
don't understand what's happening. So when the person says you
were him, you would.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Just go your choice.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Don't put this on me.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Oh no, you need to choose. Make the decision.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Both die or you both die.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Just a little heads on. Look at the guy.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Roberts gonna die knowing that you can get him up lively.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Daddy won't remember.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Live with that.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
He's gonna haunt you.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Okay, don't care anyway.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
I've heard that about him.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
There is one man who is not a piece of
crap like you guys. I would do it. I don't
think you do this though. What this guy did is
unbelievable and people can't believe what he did.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, save his wife.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
So there's a couple who lives like in far North, Ontario, Canada,
in this small town where like four hundred people live,
like it's a small town. No, and he like super
north right, and I guess uh.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
It was Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
This Tuesday, they walked out of their house. They were
leaving the house and it was early in the morning.
It was like five am. It was really early in
the morning. And they walk out their front door and
they are so far north in such a small community
that out of nowhere a polar.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Bear is there? Yes, a polar bear.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
You're seeing polar bears at like the zoo and stuff.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Saying they're huge mass.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
You see regular bear, you go, oh my god, those
bears are big. Polar bears are like twice the size
of a normal lists.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
And they're nasty. They are nats.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
They're always looking for food.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, they're always looking for food and they got a
bad attitude. Just watch the documentary. Does your trick work?
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Oh your bear?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Polar bears?
Speaker 2 (53:19):
I don't know, because there's a forest thing normally you
just don't want to sneak up on them. Yeah, okay,
I don't know. I have to look that up. Great question.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
Well, so this couple leaves and there is a polar
bear like right outside, and so this polar bear lunges
at the wife and because the ground is like icy
and stuff, she immediately slips and she's, oh, yeah, she
slipped on the ice.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, no matter what situation, he loves a good fall.
Speaker 5 (53:48):
And so she slips on the ice because a polar
bear has just lunched at her, and she is down
on the ground and the polar bear is hovering right
above her.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
So the husband the revenant crazy. So the husband decides me,
I don't think it's Leo. No, I don't think the
husband's Leo.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
So the husband sees his wife down on the ground,
the polar bear hovering. He is not armed in any
sort of way. So to protect his wife, this guy
jumps on top of the polar bear and the bear yeah,
and the.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Bear camera clutch.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
I don't know if we're doing like wrestling moves here.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
You gotta get honestly, the smart move is the sleeperhole,
because you knock him out cold.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Can you choke a bear?
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't think so. I think really choke anybody?
Speaker 2 (54:38):
I think so. The million dollar.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
Dream Okay, lost them yea more.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Sergeant slaurer, cobra clut, cobra clutch, take your thumb, maybe
the maybe the Master Locke.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
I don't know if you could choke out interesting talking
about weird wrestling move.
Speaker 5 (54:54):
Yeah, So this guy jumps on the polar Bear to
protect his wife, and clearly the polar forgets about the
wife on the ground and starts.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
On top of him.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
The band right, he bucking him off like a bronco
or I.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Don't know there there wasn't video. I don't you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
For his eyes. I'd be trying to. So my thing
is I would jump on his back. I wouldn't do this,
but I would jump on his back. You're running, I
would you see a polar bear? Your wife goes down?
What are you doing? In all honesty, Hailey, if you
just go back in the house and close the door.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
The window, I.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Would jump on his back and then immediately start trying
to stab him in the eyes of my fingers, because
what could you do.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
I don't think I'm jumping on him. I think I'm
gonna as hard as I can try to kick him
in the face, like underneath getting up there.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
That's like.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
A drop kick.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Wait, I think you can't Eddie stands in the corner.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
What he's gonna do is he's gonna stand in the
corner and do like showing Michael's and start stopping his
foote superkick and it's called tuning up the band, and
he tunes up the tim music and then the and
the polar bear is he's gonna come walking over the
about the sound and then bom superkick, superkick right to
the face. Sweite gives the Basti music.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
I don't know if I can do that. Yeah, I'm
assuming the bear. His head is down because my wife
is down, you know, like I'm not. I can't reach
him up if he's standing on on two legs, but
if he's on all fours, my wife is down. He's
hovering over her. His head is down. I'm as hard
as I can under the SuperM No, no superman punch,
maybe a spear, I don't know, have to fish.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
But then but then I'm getting that and then I'm
running because he's got to catch you pretty easily. But
I'm close to my house.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
So your wife is still outside, but.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
The bear is chasing me now, so she's got opportunity
to get away. I don't think either of you are
going to get away though. I got this.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
No, I don't think that pretty quick yea bear, I'm
quick twitch.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (56:55):
Well, this husband was very lucky because he jumps on
the polar bear and literally the polar bear starts attacking him.
But his neighbor heard the commotion and came out with
a gun and shot the polar bear multiple times to
the point where it ran off. I mean this bear
was shot multiple times, still ran off.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
He got shot four times tooth out his tooth hurt
is the husband?
Speaker 5 (57:22):
Okay, So the husband was taken to the hospital with
serious but non life threatening injuries, and he is expected
to survive and recover. And Fish and Wildlife is reminding us,
in the event of a polar bear attack, it is
an urban legend. No, it's an urban legend to play dead.
That's the worst thing you could hear. They say, fight
(57:44):
as hard as you can.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
And she can never leave him now, no matter what.
He could cheat on all the time. He's a hero.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
He's got he's got a whole pass now want.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
For some reason. Our show, we talk a lot about dating,
red flags and deal breakers and things like that. So
I guess we're the go to place to ask this question.
P one has written us an email Kick it in,
Mariah one time, get it it is? Oh yeah, that's
just wonderful. So they wrote us an email asking you
(58:20):
about a little bit of a situation they have with
somebody new that they're dating. The email says, Hey, gang,
Merry Christmas. I have a strange situation with my new
girl I'm seeing that needs to be addressed, and with
Emily's history of destroying bathrooms, I figured you guys would
be the ones to ask. The new girl is sort
(58:43):
of a clean freak. Her place is immaculate, so it
didn't surprise me that she had an air freshener spray
in her bathroom. Now, I swear on my kids, I
haven't gone number two in their yet. I don't know
if we can trust him, but I actually mean it.
Emily don't have kids anyway. She asked me the other
(59:03):
day to spray it after every use, even if I
go just number one, which I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
It's her place and I want to respect it, but
I think it's really odd. How would you guys handle this?
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (59:17):
I don't want an Emily situation where he has to
get uncomfortable. Thanks one wearing boots. This is a brilliant
This is a brilliant wearings. Do you want to weigh
in first, since you're sort of the go.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
To, I'm really not the expert. First of all, everybody
goes number two. But that didn't happen that one day.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
So it says, And with Emily's history of destroying bathroom,
it's right in the email.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
Distroy so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
We all know the history of it. There was there
was no there was no air freshener spray that.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
Okay, well, actually there's been two times. Remember there was
the there was the discision, I.
Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Like how he looks at Emily like remember like she's
gonna be yea, let me tell.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You about that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
So you do have a history. I forgot about the
second time. There was an incident when a former employee
walked in right after her and it was very smelly situation.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
And yeah, they came in here embarrassing moments in my life.
And that's why since then, I do not go number
two in that bathroom. That's why I didn't go that
one day. That Thor thinks he heard that, Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
And with Emily's history of destroying bathroom stupid that you
don't mean, why are you talking this guy? Are you
talking this one?
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
P one?
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
It was boots wearing boots. Wearing boots deserve that. That's
not cool. He sworn his kids. It's the whole thing,
isn't kids. So since you're you're the historian here, can
you weigh in on this situation? Do you think it's
weird that she has this air freshener and once it's
sprayed every time the bathroom is used.
Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
I think it's weird, yes, but I mean, I don't
think it's like that crazy she. I know that those
air fresheners, like the fabreezes, say that they're supposed to
like also tackle bacteria in the air, So maybe she
thinks it's just being extra sanitary to spray the air afterward.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
You're going to be able to handle this every single time.
If you guys end up being together and you're there
a lot and you have to use the bathroom, you're
going to spray it every time.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
I mean, I think it's weird, like said, but if
that's what she wants, I mean, I think it's weird,
but I'm gonna if I really like this person. I'm
not gonna not date them anymore because they want me
to spray the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I think that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Okay, I feel like you're very aggressively.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
I mean, I was just attacked.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Does not attack one person attacking, not one person attacking.
I'm just reading an email here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I mean, why would I be oh, thank you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I don't know why. I'm I don't know why. I
don't know why I'm getting attacked. I didn't write the email, sir,
eyes Sky, What do you think about this?
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Blow it up? What are you're talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Oh? Yeah, I have so many mixed feelings. You eat yeh, no,
like once a week, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
You guys.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
So here's the thing, Like Emily, I don't think this
is like totally insane, like they're gonna do some sort
of Netflix documentary on this chick.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
But it is a.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Little weird and it is an extra step that I
wouldn't normally take, so I would do it. I like, okay, whatever,
it doesn't really harm me to do it, But I
am worried and I'm on the lookout now for other
like clean freak CD behaviors that could be an issue.
(01:02:58):
And one of the first holidays. My gift to her
would be one of those air fresheners that like every
sixty seconds just does like a.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
You're if somebody has this, If somebody has this, you're
telling me you think that they don't know about that.
They probably are very well aware of that that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Or like the little wax warm they don't. It's not enough,
it's not enough.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
They want it sprayed in a specific time.
Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
I would try that and see if they accepted it.
But you're right, Eddie, they probably it probably.
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Wouldn't be good enough.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
So so this is gonna put me on the lookout.
It's not enough of a red flag to be a
deal breaker yet, but I'm now like high alert, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Thor you're dating a girl she wants you to spray
uh an air freshener every single time you use the restroom.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I love this, You love it. I love it because
now I never know she goes number two or not. Okay,
every time I know that every time I walk in there,
it's gonna smell like for breeze, so I never have.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
To worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I don't know if you've ever walked into about after
they spray air freshener. It smells like poop and lilac.
Like it's not like completely, it doesn't completely come.
Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
I think she sprays the breeze. It smells good. I
got nothing wrong with this. If she wants to be
a clean freak, great, she can clean more. That's great.
I would love that. Then I don't have to clean
as much. I don't have a problem with it at all.
I think this may mean she's a little weird. Then
you know, things get more, we get to know each other.
Thing's gonna get a little freakier, which is great.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
It's not a clean freak, and I don't want their
sheets get messed up. It's like it's the opposite. I
think maybe they put like a tarp down or something crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I'm just saying I don't think it's that wild. You
say that, and I have to think that the three
of you guys are not looking at this the right
way you mean, because this is really annoying, Like if
you're gonna forget if you just go in there to
go pee, you're gonna forget all I'm supposed to spray.
And then if she comes at you and with the
(01:05:00):
you know what, why do you spray? You're suposed spray
every single time? Like, clearly this there's something going on
with this girl if she's already they're newly dating, and
she's letting him know, you gotta spray every single time,
like you're gonna forget because it's not normal for us
to spray, and then you're gonna deal with that every
single time. No, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I do. I just I don't like to know when
she goes number two.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I get that, So.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
That makes me ever, but I mean she's this is
clearly a chick who will, you know, blow up a
bathroom and then deny, deny, deny.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Okay, So I don't know anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I don't know anybody like that, anybody like that who
denies the nice nice. So maybe that's why, maybe that's
why she does the fabrize so much. You know, So
I respect that. I respect those bathroom habits. Okay, you
know you gotta respect.
Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Assuming though that she's going to be upset if he
doesn't do it. We don't know that yet because he
hasn't said that.
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
She lets him let him know that that's her rule.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Okay. So what do you would assume if you don't,
if you just choose to not do it, it's not
gonna upset her. Why bring it up?
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Then?
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
I guess Yeah, this is a thing for her, and
it worries me for this work for one wearing boots.
Oh that's his p one name. I don't know. Maybe
it's a cowboy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Oh a cowboy? Really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Listen, I don't like this. This freaks me out a little.
Like I can handle a lot of stuff, but like,
if this guy, you're a mill of the night bathroom muser, Yeah,
you go in there. You're really gonna remember to spray
in the middle of the night, I mean, you don't.
Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
I feel like I feel like as the partner of
this person, you would learn the times when you can
get away with it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
And you're right.
Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
I would think three in the morning would be a
time that I could get away with pretending that I sprayed,
you know, kind of like how I pretend that I
wash my hands, that that kind of thing. So so
I would give it a try. But yeah, if she
starts yelling at me at three in the morning, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
That's because this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
What is yourridiculous Emily's history of destroying.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
What you want me to do this? I don't know
why you want me to do that. Okay, you've read
it like a.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Bad you had a bad day.
Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
I didn't, So that's why this is so annoying.
Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
That's why this is I didn't. I don't, and now
the show is happy to bring you.
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I'm pissed or I have some respectors.
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Midweek milkdown men, all right, what is going on with
him this week?
Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I have no idea here. This guy looks like he's
got something perturbed.
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
I got a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
One where I got my new Yankee shirt on. That
should make you Yanke Stadium. That should make you happy.
Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Been to the stadium a bunch of times.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
That's what I have to do with your melt.
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
It doesn't have anything to do with it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
The second thing was, I wasn't in a terrible mood,
but then I saw the Giants lost their left tackle
for the season and they already suck, so it really
I just can't take it anymore. But that's not what
the rand but that, but that is what like pushed
me over the edge. It literally just happened Liz Frank injury.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Anyway, I'm I.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Would have prefaced this whole ramp by saying, I know,
I'm lucky about my job.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
I get it. I love my job.
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
It's not physically demanding for the most part. I like
the people I work with, for.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
The most part, looked at me.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I don't get the Sunday scaries that that that people get.
Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I had a job I hated.
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
I I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I didn't hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I just what I was doing I didn't like and
it just was the worst I've had with all had
jobs like that.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
So I'm very lucky. So I get that people don't.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Have that all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I get that people go to work and they have
to do it, and they pay their bills and they
go home and someone say.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
They live for the weekend. It's true.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
And this brings me to my It's going to be
because I go to the breakroom and I have my
French press, but every once and while, I switch it up,
and I've been switching it up lately. I've been making
my own coffee at work. I just I just I
just needed a break from the French press for a
little bit. Why you forget it?
Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Did you break?
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
I just need to break. The coffee my wife was
buying just wasn't up to cow so.
Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Caliber. Caliber.
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
So I go to the breakroom and I run into
somebody there and we all have small talks.
Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Guy. We all can't stand small talks.
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
She's the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
She always needs to talk and talk to you don't
need to.
Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
But the guy I run into in the breakroom is
day of the week guy, and day of the week
guy is the lowest form of small talk on the
face of the earth. There's nothing worse than day of
the week guy. I'm making my coffee and I'll give
you an example. It starts on Monday, because I'm gonna
break down the whole week and like the psychology, because
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I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
I don't get day of the Week.
Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Guy because clearly he's got nothing to say other than
the day of the week. So I'll say it will
be Monday. I'm sitting there. He comes in, he says,
how's it going. I respond back with I'm good you,
and he responds back with as good as I can
on a Monday, Yeah, as good as I can on
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a Monday. What the hell is going on in this
guy's life where he's that said on a Monday. I
actually don't hate Monday. It's the beginning of the week.
I'm kind of refreshed Monday night football maybe on the night,
maybe I got something else going on.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
You may be the only human that enjoys a Monday.
I don't know, But I don't also respond with as
best what is? As best as I can? Are you
going to off yourself because it's a Monday? Why is
the day of the week the day of the week
ruined your life?
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
That I remember we wanted to celebrate Emily's birthday on
a Monday, and she said she would rather die.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Yeah, go to lunch with us? Came out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
I actually think Tuesday is the worst day of the
week because now we're stuck in no man's that we're in.
We're in it on Tuesdays. There's no football on Tuesday.
We're in and on Tuesday, so yesterday was Tuesday. I
go to the breakroom. I'm in there, I'm making coffee.
Am I happy?
Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
It's five ten in the morning. You know, it wouldn't
matter if it was five ten in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
You're never happy.
Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
It's a Tuesday breakroom daily week guy comes in the
breakroom and says to me, how's it going.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
He's starting the conversation.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
I don't start in the conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
We know, and I go, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Good you, because it's all it needs to be, just that.
I'm good you back, and he looks at me with
the most somber inflection in his voice and says, it's Tuesday.
So at this point, at this point do I call
it co workers and say can we do a welfare
check because it's Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Like what's going on? Okay? I gotta figure out, Like
what does that mean? Like we're so far away from
the weekend Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
We're so far away, you know, like Tuesday, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
But it's more somber. He may not make it.
Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
He may not make he may not make it. Do
you not have friends or hobbies? You do you lock
yourself in the room on a Tuesday and just cry
a kickball league something, do something that bad. It's okay, bro,
But then today, but then today I'm excited to hear it.
Now you get to the break room, I'm making coffee.
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This Andrew Thomas left tackle for the Giants.
Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Thing happened.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
I'm not in a good mood. I don't want to
be talked to. I got this new shirt on. But whatever,
And what do you think he tells me on a Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
He's got a little bit of a glimmer in his eyelid.
Now he's not happy. He's still miserable. But he responds
with it's hump day. Oh we heard, we heard the
day this morning. Now is he happy? No, of course not.
He's not happy, but we're almost over there, the hump
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almost over the hump.
Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
So that's the breakdown of Wednesday. That's the hump day.
Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Hump Day, Yeah, hump day.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
So so I'm like, okay, so you're out of the
psych ward because you got through Monday and Tuesday. Those
are tough. Those are tough, but we're getting there. Mad,
we're getting and then and then I see him on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Okay, where where are we on a Thursday? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I'm gonna see you tomorrow. And I know exactly how
this conversation is going to go. I'm gonna be doing
my coffee. How's it going good?
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
And he's going to ride back We're almost there. That's
what he's gonna say to me. It's Thursday, almost there.
So then I start thinking, do you stay up until
midnight and wait for twelve oh one and then just
lose your f and mind because now it's Friday?
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Like, why the day of the week that's important?
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Lover Boy wrote a whole song about this. Everybody's working
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Well, i'll tell you what. When you see the son
of a bitch on a Friday, the pep in his
step looks like you wouldn't believe he's skipping down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
He's like, he's like uncle, what is his name on
Charlie Chalk Factory?
Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Grandpa Jimmy, your own grandpa's named Joe. I forgot, remember
said uncle? He's like Grandpa Joe when he got when
Charlie got the golden ticket. That's this guy on a
Friday kicks And then you gotta be thinking, how buck
does he get on a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
That's a good question. What happens on a Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
You're that happy?
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Saturday must be like Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
When he When you see this guy on a Saturday
and you say to him, how's it going? Does he
just scream in your face? Saturday?
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
We get it?
Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
What did you accomplish?
Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Nothing to that point. What do you think is going
on on Sundays?
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Then, well, it depends when you catch him. Yeah, it
depends when you catchily.
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
You catch him, he's pretty happy, pumped, He's like, oh man,
weekend here. I feel like around six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
We get the emotional dump.
Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Here we go, we get the emotional dump, the adrenaline
rush from Saturday gone. He knows he has to get
up and go to work on Monday and start this
whole process over again. So I feel like Sunday is
a really lonely, miserable time. Can't be around him, Yes,
you cannot be around him. You're very he's very depressed.
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I'm worried about him. I feel like Sunday night is
the worst day of the week. When you only live
for really two days out of the week, Sunday night,
it's got to be the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Well, it's so weird is day of the weekend. You
never see him on the weekend, So like, I would
love to know what he thinks about Saturday and Sunday,
but you only see him during the day week Yeah,
weekend I don't know. Weekend, I don't know, and I
don't want to know, or.
Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Maybe no Friday he's so happy, he's like he we
don't see him because he's gone, like he's out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Man, I don't know he's in Milan.
Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Where does he go?
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Where's Day the Week guy go?
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
And then he comes back on a Sunday and he's
damn it. Yeah, So when you see Day of the
Week guy, when I see him again, I took the
turn like small Talks guy, I don't want to talk
to nobody and Day of the Week guy, like I said,
lowest former small talk, I don't want to talk to
him either. But then after going through this whole process
of getting in the mind of Day and the Week guy,
I've realized I feel sorry for Day of the Week out.
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So from now on I will play Kate Day of
the Week out. When he tells me it's hump day
or almost there, I'll be like, I'm gonna feed into it.
I'm gonna go, hey, Saturday's you know seventy two hours away?
Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Count me out. You know what my response is when
he goes, you know it's Tuesday, my response is always right,
you don't like it either.
Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I mean you don't like Tuesdays either, I mean, right,
it is Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
He's not wrong, he's not wrong, but it's so.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
So if Sky started doing days of the week on top.
Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Of a small talk, I think she should be fired.
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Well then you also got the idiot that Droe's happy Monday. No, no, no, no, worse,
drop Monday. That's equally bad. So you don't need to
kill yourself on a Monday. Yeah, but don't drop a half.
Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
When you when you act, when you act like days
of the week are holidays and you're telling me happy
insert day.
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Of right, you should be punched in the face. I
stand by that. Yeah, I support you on So there
you go. Yeah, this is one I'm in an agreement.
Day of the week guy is the worst man. Well,
I ran into another one of these situations where I
can't help myself and just sit there and think how
would the rest of the members handled This was one
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of those, And in my mind I ran through several
scenarios and I believe each one of you would have
handled it differently. Oh yes, so this was Emily a
grocery store incident. Normally a year the grocery store queen
who runs into all kinds of wacky incidents at the
grocery store because it goes so much. Well, I made
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a rare midweek trip to the grocery store because I
needed something for dinner. That's different for you, very different
for me. But yeah, it did pop up and I
needed a couple of things and so just ran in
quick trip into the grocery store. No big deal. And
it was right after work, so it was dead. Yeah,
it was not a big deal. And so ran got
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my little hand cart, ohasket, hand basket, ran got my
few things that I needed to put him in the cart,
and then there was only one lane open and there
was a couple of people in there, but there was
like four self checkouts. So I'm like, oh, okay enough and
nobody was there.
Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
So I go, all right, well, I'm just gonna I
know what I'm doing here, so I'm just gonna go
self check out and get the heck out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Be done.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Yeah, self checkout is like made for grocery trips like that,
you know what, I.
Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Be perfect, a couple of things, three four items, super
eas now, so I go up to the self checkout
and now to you know, say the truth. I wasn't
really paying attention. I was just trying to get in
and out, and so I put my basket down and
I start to scan. Well, the uh you know, there's
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always a one person that's like sort of in charge
of the self checkout. Yeah, like that's her one job.
They hover over and it'smly if there's an issue or whatever,
they can clear it and then whatever. That's all they do. Yeah,
my boring job.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
My person I see doing one of two things. Either
they're just standing in the corner on their phone, like hovering,
you know, waiting for the one light to go off.
Or they're they're socializing, you know what I mean, they
know that one regular and they're talking and then when
you're like does go off, then they're not paying attention
and you like literally have to go like tap them
to get help.
Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
I do those see I do those? See them the
ones that kind of try to look busy and try
to like make it seem like they're like they're the
king of the castle, like they're in charge.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
So I feel like we got all those different.
Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Well this one, I'm my back, this turn, I'm scanning
the items. She comes out of nowhere from behind and
walks right up to me and says something very abruptly
and bruntly. Bluntly. She comes up and goes, yeah, normally
we go left right.
Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Even I don't I'm like looking around, I'm like, what
are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
I put my basket? You know how in self checkout
you have the part where you're supposed to put your
hand basket. Yeah, and then you scan and then you
have the bagging area bagging area. I reversed it, and
I wasn't really paying attention, so I put my handbasket
in the bigger area where you're supposed to bag it,
and then I was scanning it and putting in the
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smaller area. So she was one hundred correct, but she
was irritated with me, like I I have made the
biggest crime in grocery store history.
Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Normally we go left to right now.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Was your screen not?
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Because sometimes, because I've done this before, I feel like
this is a common thing, especially like when you're newer
to it was your screen not allowing you to move
to the next item, because sometimes it's like put in
the bagging area, blah blah, blah.
Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I know it by CBS that I go to they
have two little self checkouts, and your who.
Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Still goes to CVS unless you need to get medic often?
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I know that's hot bup. And you have a you
have a Walmart, you have a grocery store about than
Walmart has a pharmacy, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
But for some reason CVS is just easier than my
Walmart to get it to. Anyway, you go left to right,
but if you put something on the right, there's a
weighted it gets weighted, so like you wouldn't be able
to do anything if you there was no issues.
Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Yeah, okay, so she's just like making a little comment.
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Wasn't a little comment. She came like a bat out
of hell and right up to me and abrupt like
I said, very bluntly said to me, uh, we go
left to right, normally we go left to right.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Oh what do you mean normally?
Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
And I look down and I realized my horrific mistake,
and I go, oh yeah. Now, in a normal time,
this would really bother me, and I would probably chirp back.
I would probably say something to her like in a
a whole jokingly way, been like, oh there is the
machine going to break down here. Oh my gosh, I'm
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so sorry. You know, I would be like that guy,
but we're in the holiday season, holiday, and he can't
be bothered. He is happy guy. Nothing is going to
bring him down. And so I gave her a big
smile and I went, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even realize they did that. That's so crazy.
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You know what, you have yourself a great day. I'm
so sorry. I'll fix that right now. So I did
totally totally different reactions.
Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I love this' that's holiday and running around.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
So I think, okay, drama over. I switched the basket.
I moved the items completely over. So now I'm going
left right, the proper way. Okay. So the last thing
I go to scan is ahead of lettuce. I got
some lettuce, and so I go to the thing and looking,
I'm looking up whatever it was, red leaf lettuce. I
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don't know that.
Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
That was.
Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
The whole time I was wondering what kind of lettuce.
Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Clearly it was an iceberg, because they have a barcode
on the Iceberg sky.
Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
I didn't I didn't realize. I didn't realize that. I
actually assumed it was.
Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
It's funny you say that, because not just Iceberg has
a bar code on it. So I go and I'm
looking up red leaf lettus and you know, I'm going
through the screens or whatever. She comes bad at hell again,
She's pissed. I don't know I had it right there.
I'm just looking at the thing. I got it, I
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got it. I don't know what the hell. She literally
moves me to the side. You have an it guy
when you're when they want to work on your computer,
they're like move like this was her. She's like move,
And I'm like, what what. I'm not trying to scam anything.
I'm not you know, I'm not Emily over here. I'm
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not cutting stalks off. I don't understand what's going on.
She goes, you know, this lettuce has a bar code
on it and opens up. It's I have it in
the bag, the little you know, proce bag. She opens
it up, shows me that there's like a little tie
around the lettuce and on that tie there is a
barcode and no, I didn't know that, and and why
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does it matter. I'm looking it up.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
It's gonna come up. You'll pay either way.
Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
And again, not nice about it, like, oh, next time
in case you know what, nothing like that. She goes,
you know, there's a barcode on this I'm like, oh
my god, what have I done here to this lady?
I have insulted her on the most extreme level possible.
I screwed up the left to right. Now there's a
barcode on the lettuce which I didn't even know about.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Why does she? Why does she so upset?
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Why is she focused on over there?
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Not one person? Not one person?
Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
Go scroll Instagram ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Maybe if there.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Was people waiting, I could I could understand that she
needs to get people through. There was not one other
person in self checkout, and so she had to show
me that there is barcode on this Dan, and I'm
just like, okay, and again I'm Holiday Eddy, So I go,
oh my gosh. Never knew that. That is unbelievable. I
know I always thought you had to look it up.
Isn't that crazy? Thank you for showing you Now.
Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
I know you're Holiday Eddie, But is there a fire
starting to burn?
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Because for me, it's ah.
Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Like for me, like you said, you'd wonder what we
would do. I'm starting to get a little.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
I'm irritated because I'm like, why is this woman so
fixated on what I would do? And so I didn't
really get it. You know, I was just confused more
than anything. But I'm still like, I'm gonna kill her
with kindness because I'm holiday Eddie, We're not doing it.
So that being said, I had the thought, as soon
as I get all my stuff together and get the
hell out of there, of like, okay, how are each
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of you three handling this now? Thora says he tell
her shot what what exactly? If that sort of thing's happening,
and let's start with the you know your.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Right, I'd be like, whoa easy?
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
If I was in a bad mood or just in
a mood, or I felt like I was getting embarrassed,
we see a little like joking, yeah, like relax, but
not like mean the second time I'd go hey, chill out, fully,
I'd go chill out. I was when I get angry.
Everyone's doing okay, bro, dude, I turned this guy. I
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would have said, hey, chill out, dude, you know, and
then then then then you know, I really now it's
really uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
But I definitely would have said something you didn't like it. No,
I'm not letting that slide.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Let's say on a occasion, you're not in a bad mood.
You're not in any sort of mood. You're just going through.
Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
The motion again.
Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
The first time I would have said okay, I would
have been like, cool with it. The second time I
would I would still have been yeah, because now I
feel like, you know you're punking me. I just I
have this weird thing about that. Yeah, it's stupid, I know,
but I would have that's what I The second time,
I would have been, it's good time. Yeah, would have like,
you gotta chill out, you want to smoke? Yeah, I
would have loudly been like, chill out, Okay, we're all good.
(01:27:58):
Like that's what I like.
Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Aggressive aggressive, more like loudly like I'm trying to embarrass you. Now, Okay, all.
Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Right, you said that. You know, now you're starting to
get it that fire gave her fifty paid for a grocery,
dropped it, left, yeah, and left the grocery.
Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Well, how are you honestly handling?
Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
Okay, So the first time she comes at me that
I'm scanning the wrong way, I'm gonna apologize.
Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
My gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm so absent minded
today that that's silly.
Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Thank you for letting me know. Thank you for letting
me know.
Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Uh. The second time she comes and the lettuce issue,
the fire is burning, but as you know, when the
fire burns, I say nothing. And what I do is,
for some reason, I go the opposite way and not
like a kill him with kindness, but like we're friends,
(01:29:00):
Like I'm going to overtalk and try and make this
normal for some reason.
Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Yeah, so I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Start telling her about Oh my gosh, I'm new to
red Ley's fledus, I just started making smooth.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Thank you so much for letting me know.
Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
Now time and then, even though the fire is burning,
I will smile and thank her again as I walk
out this Wow. But as soon as I get home
to my husband, I'll be like, hey, can you believe
this bee at the grocery store?
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
But now you're talking, Yeah, you're good to do.
Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Yeah, next time again, I'll still say nothing. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
So now I got asked the queen the expert she is,
you know, the shopping expert goes shopping the most has
run into several issues at the grocery store. Too many
to give you count. I don't eve even know where
to begin with you. I don't feel like you would
be in this situation, first of all, because you are
the queen. But let's let's just say you weren't paying
(01:30:11):
attention whatever. You're moving so fast you don't realize you're
going the wrong way. It s getting left right? What
do you and she comes up to you in addresses
by the.
Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Way, if I see you standing over there, if I
see Addie over there going right to left, I'm immediately annoying.
Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Completely.
Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
See you're a more hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
I don't know the produce codes by heart like you do.
But sorry I didn't. Everybody doesn't know clearly because I
didn't know. But okay, so the left right situation.
Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Situation, I'm already whenever I go to SEP check out
anyway and pretty much at a constant state of mind,
I'm frantic.
Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
So I'm already why. I mean, it's true, you're not nothing,
you got nothing to go.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
To the water.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
I'm always frantic.
Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
So okay, so I'm already hypen, I'm already frantic. You
come over to me with an attitude out the gate
right at the jump. If you I'm mad she's going
and I'll go, Okay, is it that big of a
problem that I'm going to I know for a fact
there's no scale on that side. It doesn't matter, thank you.
(01:31:20):
She'll probably walk away if I continue going. And if
I do, I don't realize that I'm scanning the radley Flettis,
which would never happen.
Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
But if I'm doing that, I'll go over this.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
What if my chance there was a piece of produce
that didn't have like a water melon like that? Does
that have work? I don't like a sticker.
Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
Sometimes sometimes the stickers fall off.
Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Okay, okay, yeah, so you're looking it up, they're looking
up whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
They're looking it up. I understand that I'm gonna look
it up. What does it matter to you. I'm good,
thank you very much, I'm good. Thank you. Oh, thank you.
And it's on and she comes back for some other reason.
Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
You don't want that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
She don't want that. No, no, no, I'm not having it.
I'm not having it. Wow, I'm not happy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
That played out way differently than I played. Yeah, I
was just way over the top. Yeah, well it's holid Eddie,
you know, so it's a different type of yeah, you know,
normal Eddie. I don't know that he's going to be
that happy about it, and I would probably give her
something back, but in this case you get nothing but joy.
Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Like you need to tell me what story you right?
I want to go find this.
Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
No, no, I mean I'm fine. No, no, no, no,
it's it's all good. It's all good.
Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
We all know next week Thanksgiving. Pretty pumped about that, right.
Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
You guys are It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Now we come back from Thanksgiving break, the first day back,
and we right into.
Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
What do you think, sweetie? Sweet sweet, you want to
talk about a dumb question? Oh no, slide it right in.
Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Slide it.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Right away. Anyway, we've got to get through next Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
For lots of people love Thanksgiving. Get through it. That's
that sounds negative. Get through it.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Is what it is. As we all prepare for our
big Thanksgiving feast. This is a wild question to ask.
If you could only pick five things to be on
your Thanksgiving dinner table, what's your five?
Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
And this includes the desert snacks and also the dessert,
so anything you eat, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Snacks, I don't know. I think this is pretty simple,
pretty simple. Yeah, I don't think that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Yeah, okay, crazy guy.
Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Okay, well what's your five?
Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Sorry? Simple?
Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
I mean yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Are we including the turkey?
Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Yeah? I mean again, I didn't I knew what.
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
We were doing this.
Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
It was like, okay, five, you can pick.
Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Obviously, have the turkey, cranberry sauce, the gravy, right that counts.
Yeah that's three, the the yams, and then give me
some cherry pie.
Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
You are the weirdest human being I ever weird.
Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
You didn't pick mashed potatoes, fine with it ruined my
mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
And I believe that you're gonna go cherry pie over
pumpkin pie. I don't like pumpkin pie, but who eats
cherry pie at Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Gonna go over think over stuffing? What part of have
you been listening to the show for love yams?
Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
But I know, I thought when it's up against green
bean casserole, you love yams.
Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
I didn't know if it's up against stuff I loams
or mashed potatoes. Yeah, sorry, I love Miam.
Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
There's a nutcase. It's just so crazy. This is what
I like cherry pie. Cherry, dude, what do you warrant?
My sister asked me what kind of pie?
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Want it?
Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
And I said cherry, and she goes, you don't like apple?
I go, I do, but I like cherry.
Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
But where is the pumpkin pie? I don't like pumpkin
Its weird?
Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
All right, here's my five again, Turkey of auby. Okay,
mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, cover it all. Now here's the thing.
I got three items and I can only pick one
one spot left. So my three it comes to pumpkin pie.
(01:35:28):
It comes cranberry sauce and green bean castle. Bean castle,
which is why I think I'm gonna take the green
bean casserole as my Fifth's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
It sucks you're you're nuts. You're not gonna have dessert.
I'm normally really full anyway. So you don't want piece
of pie? I still eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
I still eat you don't you just have pie by
itself like a freak show. This is make me a
food show? How do you eat? I wouldn't even know
how to eat.
Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
I wouldn't even know how to eat pie without a
cup of coffee. I wouldn't even know how to do
it and a decaf.
Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
By the way, when Thor came over to my house
for Thanksgiving, we had to make a special pot of
coffee just for Thorn Stop.
Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Thank you, thank you. Why I'm agast, Well, I was
a guest.
Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
He was asking, well, we're having cake.
Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
And we're having pie and there's no coffee. We're just
sitting around like idiots. My thirst. All right?
Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
So those my five?
Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Wow, no dessert said it's easy, easy for today tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Oh, I'm going to get mad.
Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
You couldn't be more. I only have five. This is
like the fut that he beats a plane leg. This
was what I would choose. I don't even need to
only be allowed five. I'm not putting anything else on
my plate. Oh give me the turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing,
gravy and greeny and casserole.
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
I don't even I don't like a take or leave
the pie. I don't like cranberry sauce. So give me
all of that yump.
Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Is that the same as yours picks?
Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
I think it was because he was twin plates.
Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Oh my god, it is the same table. You guys
are in love.
Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Let's care.
Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Just be careful. Well, I don't want her. Excuse me,
I don't want.
Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
I want.
Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
You like a lot of pepper. And that was an accident. God,
sound like that? Oh, I thought we were just sharing
something to we.
Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
And then well, anyway, get righty ladies and gentlemen. You uh,
I thought thora had a little bit of a crazy list.
But what you're about to hear? Can she even named five?
Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
I honestly don't think that she could name it like
she can.
Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Five different kinds of rolls? Yeah, because that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
I think we could. We could go over and do it.
We don't even need her.
Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
She loves the roles. She's counting butter as an ingredient, rolls, chicken,
but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
I don't even meets on the table. You don't think
meets on the cramers stuffing stuff. It's gotta be canned
cranberry sauce. She loves massed potatoes. No gravy, no greeny castle,
no yams. What's the what's the last item? She doesn't
like pie at all. What's the last item?
Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
The number five spot was pretty hard for me.
Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
What's the last item? You're like? Well, like her steamed carrots, steam, carrots.
Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Okay, I don't know what's your last item?
Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Do we do?
Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
We get the four number one rolls and this is
an order of importance.
Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Okay, number two stuffing both bread items, by the way.
Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
And don't make it weird, please just make it normal.
Number three canned cranberry, got it. Number four mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
We got it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Gravy. Number five right, she hates great.
Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
And number five. This was a struggle, but I ended
up settling on mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Do you normally have mac and cheese cheeses?
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
That's the thing, it's risky. I almost went ambrosia salad.
Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
You like ambrosia, but too creamy.
Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
I love a good marshmallow.
Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
You know, you give me someone with marshmallows in it,
I'm gonna I'm gonna find a way to make that work.
But I decided I wanted something a little warm, little hearty.
So as long as you don't get stupid with your cheeses,
would and I would like some bread crumbs toasted on.
Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Top, please, Mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
That's the stunner, really.
Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
But I I almost thought about chicken, because you know,
my family serves a nice chicken nice for Thanksgiving table
but I said no, I can eat the cranberry sauce
by myself.
Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
I don't need.
Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
No, no, no, very carb heavy.
Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
I don't need gravy on anything. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
That's gross. What a terrible meal is great?
Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
Yeah, well, they asked America this question, and America's top five.
Of course, Number one is turkey. Number two must number
one turk. Yeah, that's weird, right, Number two must have
is stuffing. Number three is the mashed potatoes. Number four
is gravy.
Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
That's my top four right there.
Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
And number five pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Where's cherry pie?
Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
I didn't I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
It's an acquired taste, and I like cherry pie. Carry on,
not on Thanksgiving. That doesn't make any sense. I don't
know they weren't bringing over cherry pie. But how do
you know they're bringing over?
Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Cool? It's a seasonal thing.
Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the most highly anticipated
events of the year. This is I've been the whole
year in the making. You've heard it referenced many times
(01:41:02):
throughout the year on this show. It is time for
Thor's Hunkiest Dudes. He wants to do stuff with or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
It's his massive I don't know how this started. We
had such crazy opinions about People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Cover I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Every year he would talk about it, Yeah, and then
the Blake Shelton year, it really went to another level
and he thought that that list, no or that honor
really didn't matter anymore. And so he, without asking or prompting,
decided he was going to come up with his own
sexiest Guy list. And that's what he's done for the
(01:41:56):
past three or four years, where he's revealed a top
ten hottest skies in Hollywood or whatever it is, and
it's become now show war where it's so big now
and referenced so many times that it is a true event.
Could paparazzi are here? I wish I was wearing a tux.
(01:42:18):
You shouldn't again. If we ever do take this thing
on the road, you might have to get one.
Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
People are pissed that we didn't know. Now do you
ever ask people like sky, you know, females for input
on your list?
Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Why would I ask skies? It was it skies? Do
ask Emily? Do I ask you, what's your favorite what
the best alcohol is?
Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
So here we are. Last year was a big year.
We had a new number one, you know. We we
were sort of in the older Hollywood realm where it
was the Tom Cruise, the brad Hits of the world
in previous years. So as an affinity for older men there,
I just.
Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Feel like, I just feel like those guys are massive
A List stars and there aren't a lot of A
List stars left, so until they get dethroned, I can't
take them off.
Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
The last year was big. Chris Hemsworth was named the
best looking guy in Hollywood. Now, would you like to
go over your criteria that you consider for making this list,
because it's not just.
Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
No, it's not just looks. Obviously looks has something to
do with it. You're not going to see an ugly
guy on this list. I'm sorry, that's not happening. Who's
the guy that won the oscar for Oppenheimer? He ain't
making the list? Okay and happening. So looks are apart
of it, but also its status. Are you an A lister?
And if you are, I think Saram Murphy's good looking down.
Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
And if you're an A lister. Oh and I have
a type.
Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
I just you know, I can say if your man
is attractive, and if you're an A lister, what have
you had any movies out this year?
Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
What's your social presence?
Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Do you donate that charity that wait? I know, what
do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
What do you do for the are you in the paparazzi?
I alot?
Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Are you doing negative press? Positive press? It's a lot
that goes into it this year. Let me just say,
sky before I get to your question. This year was
extremely difficult because if you look around, a lot of
big A list actors did not have big movies this year.
A lot of them didn't do much, and a lot
it's hard to tell what is a big movie was
not a big movie now because if it goes straight
to Netflix, it's big on Netflix, like that terrible Jalo
(01:44:31):
movie was, But if that was in the theater, it
would have completely bombed. So it's like it's really it's
kind of streaming services. Straight to movies. Straight to streaming
have kind of ruined Hollywood a little bit. But that's
a whole nother story, but go ahead, Skyy.
Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
So that actually leads to my question.
Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
You talk about status, and there's quite a few people
in Hollywood that have high status now that aren't actually
like movie stars, whether you're an influencer, whether you're a.
Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Netflix star, influencers aren't making my life.
Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Would you ever consider or any of those handsome.
Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
Influencers aren't making my list? If you do thirty second
videos where you're eating a burger and you're gonna rating,
you're not making my list. I'm sorry, influencers, mister mister
beast isn't making my list because he put it because
he put himself in a in a casket for forty
eight hours and he went on.
Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
So that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Oh, I'm sorry. You know he's not a good look.
Come on, man, he's a movie stop because that's the
biggest stop slip. Well, also, oh here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
If you're a massive musical artist, you could make the list. Okay, yeah,
I mean if you transcend music and acting, you could
make the list. Maybe you had a big album this
year and you've got nominated for a bunch of Grammys.
Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
I don't know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Maybe you're a giant athlete who transcends Hollywood and as
as big as it gets Wow, you know, okay, are
we ready?
Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Are you ready? I should ask?
Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
How could I not be?
Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
Okay? He's been strapping like this is crazy. He literally
he has been doing it all year. Like he puts
guys in, takes guys out. This is like, this is
the biggest deal that there is, far and away. This
is the hardest list. Really, I don't know if I'm
excited nervous. I'm feeling all the emotions.
Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
I just noticed that Thor's nipples are hard for the
for yeah, for.
Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
The what's very cold in here? I just thought you
were very excited. Yes, there we go, take it away, pal, Well,
we'll guitar with our honorable mention. Yesterday I said, yesterday,
I said, Jeremy Allen White gotten Iron White. Jeremy Iron White,
No Alan, Sorry, why says Iron got an honorable mention?
Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
But that guy's ugly?
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
He's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
Here's another.
Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
Here's another honorable mention. Matthew McConaughey didn't make the top ten?
Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
What what has he done? What is he?
Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
I know he's on like a book tour right now,
but come on, his son's acting. Yeah, he was another
another honorable mention?
Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
How many honorable mentions do we listen? Okay for Johnble
honorable mention.
Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
He's people what is he done this year? Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
I'll wait that movie if that bombed? No thanks, no thanks.
Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
But you put on a.
Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Movie that bombs, you're not making my list. I love
John Cristians, I'm a big fan, but you can't come
on the movie. If had turd written all over? Did
the last Jack Ryan? Was that last year? Yeah, that
it came out. If it was good, he would have
made the list. And then my final honorable mention, this
will shock you, Dave Frank, I.
Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Mean make it.
Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
He's so close every year talking about what is what
has he done?
Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
He's done the last ten years. Dave is so close.
One day he will make its three comes out. I
love that all right? Number ten here, Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
My god, you're not ready.
Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
It was starting the list said.
Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
Number ten five minutes ago, and we have a first
timer alert.
Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
This is crazy in this This just proves what.
Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
It's an unbiased list because Travis Kelcey has made the
list at number ten.
Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
Hold on what it's unbiased?
Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
I can't deny it. I can't. I can't stand the
Kelsey brothers. They're massively over exposed, But I am a pro.
The guy's been everywhere. He's Dayton Taylor Swift for the
Ultimate Power Couple. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Status.
Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
He's a Hall of Fame player, game show host, and
an actor. Not to mention, he's an attractive man.
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Is he your type? I don't have a t I
can't deny pray Jason is going to be.
Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
Jason's I can tell you right now, Jason.
Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Hey, did you see how much of a jackassi? Did
you see how much of a jackass he looked like
last night with his suspenders on? I'm on that football.
Come on, Dayton Taylor Swift, you gotta make the list. Status.
That's status, I mean ultimate, He's everywhere. Number ten, first
time alert Travis kels.
Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
And he's about to be in that new series and
things like that. Dude, I am stunned. I know you're ready.
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
You're ready for another shocker? Number nine?
Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Are you ready for a number?
Speaker 5 (01:49:16):
Like? If if we were in Vegas, I never would
have put money on Travis Kelcey making this list?
Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
Like the odds, Are you ready for another choker? Number
nine in a row? Chris Helmsworth, last year's er.
Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
There's no elderly name is so beautiful that I don't
spot he hasn't done anything. Yes, what what furials? Yeah,
oh yeah that kind of bomb. No didn't he did good?
He's so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
If it was okay, I mean, I know you liked it,
but you know what really hurt him? You know what
really hurt him that terrible cartoon movie Transformers that he
did with gradual hands. And if you doing cartoon movies
and I'm making the list, he went for one tone,
you can't be a voice. He went from one to nine. Listen,
he's super funny, seems laid back and cool, seems like
(01:50:10):
the kind of guy you want to play volleyball with
and then grab some fruits. Movies are that's what you
want to do with Chris House volleyball, fruit smoothies. We're
hanging out. He's a great wingman. He's a great wingman.
Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
You're a wingman, I would say, so you're both for Yeah,
that's weird.
Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Just doesn't make it. Going from one to nine. It's
a tough tough fall, but big one, furioso. It was
I've heard it was got good reviews, but it did
not blow up. And he only did the other thing,
and he had a whole thing about who's gonna he was?
He did that Disney show where he was going to
pull back from acting a little bit. Remember when he
got that he has a park that Alzheimer's gene.
Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
Yeah, so this this one hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
This one hurts the list because he has an alzheber geh.
He said he was going to pull back from acting,
So this is I don't I don't know what said
this is a tough year, but that's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
I can't imagine who is a better looking guy in
Hollywood than this.
Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
It's not just about looks, because obviously he's one of
the better looking.
Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
Guys, but he's he's an a lister.
Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Yeah, I feel like everyone on here is I'm not
putting the listeners on here.
Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Oh you just offended him.
Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
This one is.
Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Going to be extremely controversial. Number eight. We have a
first time alert another.
Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
We need some sort of bell or alarm when you're
first time er making the.
Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
List, like the sounder at the draft when you know
the time.
Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
Now, this one, you guys are not gonna like. But
I have stats that back it up.
Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
We're not going to like it.
Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
He's never made the list before. And never we talk
about the list. It's going to shock you musical artist
what eminem has made the list at number eight, and
you may be saying yourself, this is stupid, that doesn't
make sense no longer.
Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
Let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (01:51:56):
All the credit he got from the Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Let me tell you what it's Oh no, no, let
me tell you lie. He's fifty two years old, just
put out one of the best arapp albums of the year,
nominated from multiple Grammys. His hit single we Play on
a Rock Station, which is amazing, and on top of
that before the v m as and is the most
viewed artist on YouTube in the world, bigger than Taylor Swift.
That's a fact. But Baby Blues, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Looking? You're weird looking. He's like, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
Doesn't make any transcends or he transcends music. He's not
like a people like, he's not out in the public.
Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
So it like, Hey, at the end of the day,
this isn't Eddie's list, Emily's list or Scott.
Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
You've taken this to a weird place because you usually
take this very seriously. Uh you tell you just mentioned
being unbiased. This is all biased you just love, Eminem.
Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
This is Blake Shelton all over it.
Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
Yeah, bigger than you.
Speaker 5 (01:53:03):
Yeah, but looks wise, looks like sus You got a point.
Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Totally disagree. After that, I gotta take a break.
Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
I can't recover from this. I don't understand what is
going on.
Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Got Google images?
Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Well, we're only at eight ladies and gentlemen. More to
come in Thor's Best Looking Guys in Hollywood on the show.
Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
We are in the middle.
Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Of Thor's reveal of his best Looking Guys in Hollywood list.
It's been a stunner so far. He's revealed his first
three on the list. Conging in Number ten was Travis Kelsey.
You guys didn't see coming. Number nine was the former
number one, Chris Hemsworth. Number eight, Eminem, very controversial. I
(01:53:52):
get it.
Speaker 3 (01:53:53):
The world is in shock. The world is in shock. Well,
I can't get ready for number seven.
Speaker 2 (01:53:57):
Oh my god, here we go. We will almost shake
the core.
Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
I don't think I've ever gotten off track, Eminem. I
felt we got a little off track. I felt like
we got a little purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Disagree, okay, disagree, disagree, okay. Number seven Brad Pitt, Wow,
I'm not mad at it. Seven Brad is still gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (01:54:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
I think we can.
Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
As long as he breathes, he will make the list.
Really somebody, As long as he breathes. He's the definition
of the best looking guy in Hollywood. I mean he's everything.
Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
I believe my first ever best looking guy in Hollywood
for you. I think he was somewhere. Yes, he was
number one. He was number one. He was number one
twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3 (01:54:42):
He was the one access that.
Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
So he had a movie this year with George Clooney.
Didn't get that great from Apple. But they already made
a sequel, or they're going to make a sequel. Listen,
as long as he breathes. His his daughter changed her
last name because she hates him. Oh hard, help them,
you know what I say?
Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
Good rides.
Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Brad sober now and he deserves our forgiveness. Shallow Okay,
whatever he did, he's sorry. I forgive you, Brad. And
you're sixty years old and you still got the looks.
Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
Do you prefer long hair Brad or short hair Brad?
Short hair brad Man? Really sure? I feel like gives
him of a serious vibe. Great actor.
Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
He's won an Oscar right, just hasn't really done a
lot this year other than the Clooney movie.
Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
But he would be higher if if.
Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
It's Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
Okay, I'm sorry, number six, This guy, this is this
is this guy's second year on the list. Michael b
Oran you love Michael Bay. It was a quiet year
for MBG MBJ, but he does have a movie coming
(01:55:55):
out called Sinners that looks pretty good, a little different
for him.
Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
It's like a horror movie slash thriller. Be interesting. The
man's instagram was no.
Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Joke super act.
Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
He went through a tough breakup with Lori Harvey, but
he persevered that Steve Steve Harvey's kid. He persevered enough
to make the list. He's got a perfect combination.
Speaker 3 (01:56:13):
Of cool yet sophisticated.
Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
Wow that I like about. Michael b has all the chops.
Take the crown from Denzel one Day, he really does.
He could be the top guy in Hollywood. He could
be the Denzel came out and said he's going to
retire from acting, and he was glad of year too.
Denzel one Day had a shot at making the list.
But he's too you know, I just don't see it anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
It was Michael B.
Speaker 4 (01:56:36):
Where did he land on the list last year? Did
you put him up or down?
Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
What a what a wild question? Emily, he was not
on the list last year. Yeah, he was on the
list last number number four on the list last year.
And also only reason he didn't make the top five
my wife likes him a little too much.
Speaker 5 (01:56:58):
Us. I just checked out his instagram based on Thor's recommendation.
Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
And yes, so, Michael B.
Speaker 5 (01:57:05):
Jordan thirst trap Stuffinitely, I see why you Yeah, no joke,
yes you you are.
Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
He is a handsome man. Order you know why? Because
we're top five.
Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
Wow, entering the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:57:23):
This is where legends are made. Listen, you make the list. Shoot,
you make honorable mention. That's a big deal. We don't
just give honorable mentions in the list to anybody, Okay,
but you now making the list is as big as
it gets. Top five fame status.
Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
That's something you tell your crew.
Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
Five is all very good.
Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
Top five is Hall of fame number five first timer
or what.
Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
Five?
Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Five timer?
Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
Again?
Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
This list? Pruis, I am unbiased. What Pedro has ow
has made the list?
Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
Manah my god, he was freaking wow.
Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
Fan. I'm not the biggest fan I'm not the biggest fan,
but he was everywhere. He was just high, but he
was everywhere. Not me, he was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
Lord last of us New Fantastic four.
Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
He's a glad here too. He's Corona guy ConA. He's
glady here too.
Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
Yeah, he's forty, he's forty nine. But he ages like
a bottle of whiskey in your favorite pair of blue jeans.
Who saw that?
Speaker 2 (01:58:41):
Now I feel weird.
Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
Yeah, my man is on fire right now and he
deserves to be in the top ten. And this again,
I am unbiased with the list. I go with what's
in now?
Speaker 5 (01:58:54):
Is he the guy you were saying the other day
that it makes you feel uncomfortable that he has to
touch people people to his anxiety.
Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
Yes, and I listen, I have mental health issues.
Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
You know, whatever works for him. I just thought it
was a little odd how much him and Vanessa Kirby
were touching.
Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
Are they married, are they not married? Are they together?
I don't know. That's for another time, but I do
know that he has made them.
Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
Wow, give me one more number four first time?
Speaker 4 (01:59:28):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
This is madness. There's a lot of big names, by
the way, they're not gonna They're gonna make I can't
believe this.
Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
This guy has had the turnaround of the century.
Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
Austin Butler.
Speaker 3 (01:59:45):
What you hated his face? You did an entire rant
about him.
Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
No one can deny his looks. The man looks like
a movie star. Does he still talk like Elvis? But
I've accepted it. And if you listen to his voice
before cool Okay. He's had a solid year. He was
nominated for an Oscar start the year. He was in
a really good show called Mashes of the Air on
Apple Team. He was really good shows at acting Chops.
(02:00:11):
If Tom Hanks thinks you're good enough to be on
his show, you're good enough to thor And he was
a badass in the movie Bikers with Tom Hardy.
Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
But badass little. He has Doomed Too.
Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
He's huge in that Done Too. Has the chops to
be around a long time cruise Pitt McConaughey. They're getting
older and Butler wants to Butler crown the Butler did
it nuts.
Speaker 3 (02:00:39):
Butler wants the crowd millionaires.
Speaker 2 (02:00:42):
I'm stunned. Well, we have got through most of the list.
Do you have the top three to go? Ladies and gentlemen,
quick time out. When we return. Who is going to
be Number one and Thora's Best Looking Guys in Hollywood List?
We're about to find out next on the show We
are in it Man, this is wild.
Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
This is the biggest Thor's Best Looking Guys in Hollywood
list of all time. It's crazy to review once again.
Here we go at number ten, first timer Travis Kelcey,
number nine, the former number one, Chris Hemsworth. Number eight,
(02:01:24):
another first timer, give it to very contrabah.
Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
I'll take it eminem at number eight, number seven, another
former champ, Brad Pitt at number six. Michael B.
Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
Jordan's at number five, another first timer, Pedro Pascal and
I'm happy about that.
Speaker 3 (02:01:49):
Number four, another.
Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
First time Austin Butler. Shock Butler. Unbelievable. So here we go,
ladies and gentlemen. People waiting for it's buckled.
Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
Top three seats buckled up to me, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
Number three. I can't this guy. He's a bona fide
a lister. I don't have to say that much here.
He could do any role. Comedy check, drama check.
Speaker 3 (02:02:20):
Action check. Woow.
Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Number three Ryan Gosling, Oh, the gossip, the gossip.
Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
Holy forgotten to be honest with started off the year
by stealing the show at the Oscars. Remember I mean
March was the Oscars. You gotta remember that's twenty twenty four,
twenty twenty four, right. It took a little bit of
a hit movie, Fall Guy.
Speaker 3 (02:02:44):
Yeah, it was. People thought that was gonna do a
lot better.
Speaker 2 (02:02:47):
I thought I was gonna do a lot better than
it did, too.
Speaker 1 (02:02:50):
It wasn't terrible from what I understand, but not amazing.
He's a staple in Hollywood right now. He's a triple threat.
He's got looks, he's got charisma, and he makes you
think if I was in the.
Speaker 2 (02:03:01):
Dudes I date that guy what I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
I'm not I said, if I was into dude, you know,
I said, I gostly he's just he's the best man,
And honestly he's not the best.
Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
He's number three.
Speaker 3 (02:03:14):
He is last year, number two year, number three.
Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
Last year.
Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
Ken Yeah, I mean you're that's the height and then
you know, yeah, and he, like you said.
Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
His movie wasn't the biggest, but still still up there.
Top three. That's that's that's legit, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
Number two, number two, number two is a guy who
last year, wasn't even in the top five, and now
he's number two.
Speaker 3 (02:03:40):
Okay, Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
Biggest movie of the year. Yeah, without the biggest movie
of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
I thought he was number one, and social media presences
as big as it gets.
Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
He's uh, he's he plays himself in.
Speaker 3 (02:03:54):
Every movie, but everyone loves it. I mean, what can
you say?
Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
Now? His wife brought him down a little bit controversial.
Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
Blake Lively kind of rude to some people that were
interviewing her, the whole stuff on the set of that
third movie she was in that no one cares about
because you don't even round because you know, guilty association,
lackage deal.
Speaker 5 (02:04:16):
But at the same time brings the status up because
they're in the Taylor Swift world, do you know what
I mean? Like they hang with her, they go out
to dinner with her, to their birthday parties.
Speaker 3 (02:04:28):
Yea, that is true.
Speaker 1 (02:04:29):
He's got h superstar energy, too powerful to stop with
great apps. The man could do it all when the
last time he had a car was but who cares?
Speaker 2 (02:04:39):
I mean, when you're Deadpool.
Speaker 4 (02:04:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
I honestly I would have put money he was going
to be number one, just based on the year he
had I have five names that I thought were going
to be on the list, I wouldn't even have thought
that any of these five would be number one. Yeah,
it may not even be one of the five. This
(02:05:03):
is why I don't even know what's happening right now.
Speaker 3 (02:05:05):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:05:06):
But the emergence of Travis Kelcey and Eminem have knocked
some of these names off the list, which is crazy.
But here we are, ladies and gentlemen. Who is this
year's number one twenty twenty four doors best looking guys
in Hollywood winner.
Speaker 1 (02:05:27):
His career has taken off like a rocket ship, and
he's soaring like an eagle. We have a first timer
alert along with the number one, first ever first timer
to be number one. Wait, I think we all know
what's coming hold on, I think we all know what's
coming down. Glenn Powell number happens.
Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
It happened.
Speaker 1 (02:05:52):
Yeah, I mean Tom Cruise saw the potential, he grabbed
the gold crown and ran with it. He was in Twisters,
he was in Hit Man. I know you guys didn't
like the movie he did with Ceey Sweety, but they're
going to make a sequel. He's everywhere right now. He's
he's got. He's a mixture of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt,
and Matthew McConaughey. It's incredible, like if they all had
(02:06:13):
a baby. It's incredible. The man could do it all
here in that movie. Man, he's a great actor. He's
about to be in a TV show where he plays
a really funny football character.
Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
Hold on number, hold on? But I can't, Can I please? Y?
Speaker 3 (02:06:31):
Just do it?
Speaker 2 (02:06:32):
Tell you what the names who are not on the list,
and I need an explanation why they're not one. I'm
gonna start on the lower end because I don't know
that he's a huge fan. But I thought he had
a shot Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 3 (02:06:45):
Other than Deadpool? What has he done? And he was great?
Speaker 2 (02:06:49):
It was massive, he was great. You see that. You
want to talk about apps.
Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
The guy looked great, he was ripped great. You, Hugh,
you had a shot at honorable mention.
Speaker 3 (02:06:59):
He didn't even get an honorable mention.
Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
Frankly, the other guy that was mentioned in the top
ten guys that could make the top ten guys best look,
I don't it's a it's like the matrix Channing Tatum.
Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
Another thought about it, if if that Gambit movie comes out,
but they're eventually going to do and it's big.
Speaker 2 (02:07:27):
Then he'll probably make the list, but not this year. Okay,
the guy who widely considered most women think he's the
sexiest man in Hollywood. I if I, if I were to,
I would never dare put out my list. He'd be
my number one. Jason Momoa.
Speaker 3 (02:07:45):
Oh, he'll never make.
Speaker 2 (02:07:46):
I don't understand. I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (02:07:49):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
Water World, Aquaman is heard furious and that movie jumped
the Shark fifteen times. That movie is terrible. He's awful
in it. Uh, he's as long as I'm alive, he
will never make. I'm sorry. You know he's no Glen Powell.
(02:08:13):
And I know the last one. You're gonna say, there's
two other there's two.
Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
There's two, wow, because they have fallen out of the
top ten, which I believe were either one or two
in the previous years. Things like that. First, I'm gonna
ask you, I think I know why the Rock?
Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Yeah, I mean the Rock. Here's the problem with the Rock?
You love the lot of listen. I love the Rock.
I think his WW run of The Final Boss is incredible, excellent.
But movie ones, Red one, Red one, it got pretty
pale one. It got pretty bad, but it did also
made thirty million of two hundred and fifty million dollar budget.
Every time he does something nice, he needs you to
(02:08:50):
know about it, which is like a sky move.
Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
And we finally you've had your run of the Rock.
Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
I love the Rock, but I also there's a lot
of reports about how he's not the greatest onset with
showing up late like hours hurts looks, it hurts his status. Okay,
so you know the Rock. I could now he was
GQ's Man of the Year. That's huge, not huge enough? Wow,
(02:09:17):
and the biggest with this, it has never happened never ever.
Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
He is a former champion.
Speaker 3 (02:09:24):
Former champ.
Speaker 2 (02:09:24):
He is the guy that set the standard for the
list number one in twenty twenty two. I can't believe.
Where is Tom Cruise? Where is Tom Cruise?
Speaker 1 (02:09:36):
Here's why Tom guy, Here's why Tom didn't make the
list because the new Tom made the list. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:09:41):
And that's Glen Powell. Wow, Glen Powell is here, and
I'm ready to sit back and watch baby. See.
Speaker 5 (02:09:46):
I thought Tom Cruise was like your Brad Pitt were.
As long as.
Speaker 3 (02:09:50):
He's breaking, he's got that weird two thing he's always
had it.
Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
Though. Here's the problem. The Mission Impossible What seven was
the most one they did. That was the most recent movie,
and it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (02:10:01):
I'm sorry. I love Mission Impossibles. It wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
Really. He had that freak out with the COVID thing,
remember that. Yeah, and then I didn't. I thought the
London the Olympics thing was kind of a letdown. Listen,
at the end of the day, we've other than Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (02:10:21):
We've gone younger.
Speaker 1 (02:10:23):
So no Clooney, No Clooney, Generation Crazy generation generation.
Speaker 4 (02:10:29):
I'm surprised you left off Harry Styles because you had
been talking about him.
Speaker 2 (02:10:32):
Up he didn't, He didn't really do it.
Speaker 3 (02:10:34):
Was that you said there was a chance he could
make your list.
Speaker 2 (02:10:37):
Did he make it? Emily shut up?
Speaker 1 (02:10:42):
This was the most controversial and hardest list I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
How your new number one?
Speaker 3 (02:10:48):
Then, if you want to come on and talk about it,
let me know. Oh my god,
It's showtime people, It's showtime.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we are.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yes, you're about to experience this show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
How would you like to.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Get down with some real gangsters with the ringleader Eddie.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Strong the enforcer thor Am I negative all the time?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in black from.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Head to toe, Emily, I am a mix of trashy
and classes.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's the show and it starts right now.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
All right, I've really been nervous about Why are you nervous? Listen?
I honestly cannot remember the last time I've done a
push up?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hit me?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
What for?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Why would I ever do? If you don't work out,
why are you doing push up? Even when working out?
Do you do push up?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Really?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because there's so many different variations. I gotta be careful
plank uh yeah, but apparently I'm not good at it.
I still remember that for ten years. But I haven't
trying criticize. I do push ups because it's a good
way to like do.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A super set with something like I super set.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
That's what.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, I was talking about my super sets.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, when you're super setting, you guys done.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So when I do like, uh dumbo chest press, I'll
do super set with it. I'm like fifteen fifteen push
ups and I'll go like, I'll go like, I'll go
down fast, but then up really palls on the negative, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
When you are doing your super sets, which involved walking
around the gym with one kettle bells.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
On the negatives, I'm walking around.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And yeah, basically means when you come back up, you
count to four one three four negative negative.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh you hit it, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I haven't worked out in a week and a half.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't even know. I don't even know what it
feels like.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who knows you're drinking that protein yogurt. I had a
burrito last night, acting like he's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm not drinking a googurt. Looks like yogurt over here container.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's a protein the way you've got four of sugar.
I got this protein animal and drinking. Yeah, it's incredible,
so good Greek yogurt. Yeah, I mean it's a great yogurt.
Look at the label.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So anyway, okay, I'm not happy about this. I don't
I don't appreciate work, and uh, I don't know how
this is going to go. But luckily for me, i'm
the oldest. So I'm hoping I get a break here
because apparently they've put out something that says, if you
are a certain age and you know it could be whatever,
that you should be able to do this many push ups.
(02:59):
So say you're like twenty five. If you're twenty five,
you should be able to do x amount of push
ups and you'll be considered somewhat healthy.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I'm interested to see how far down. But when
you do a push up your posted chest, she really
almost hit the floor. But I feel like we're breaking
that form again. Uh, she got like a broken shoulder too.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You go to one of the reasons I'm worked out.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I have a bad shot, I'm top heavy. If you
have those cabs waiting, you're down on the bottom side.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Though rate point, So I have a mess.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Maybe the cabs will act as an anchor.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, but it's I don't want you to anchor. I
need to get up and down. I gotta pause on
the natives.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I feel like when Emily doesn't push up she's very bony.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Dude, I don't know what to expect of these arms. Yeah,
like her elbows will stick out.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I can't do push them. That's very true. It's very
difficult for me to do them because my arms are
so long.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now, how old are we going to consider Emily? Because
she's forty but in two days? Why are you flipping
me up? That's your age certificate?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
What do you mean? No, you're how old you are?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I just asked you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I just said that you're forty But in two days
you're going to be forty one?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Whoa forty one? We're not doing this two days?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Are?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
We're doing this today?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
November thirteen?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
November thirteen, you're well in your forties.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
In your late thirties, broy there's still a three in
front of my number. You know that's not for long?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
No, Well, so the way it works is it's a
ten year gaps.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Ok looked out.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So it's not like each individual they.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Count thirty and thirty eight the same, or thirty thirty seven,
They count thirty and thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's the fair.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
At thirty, I was way more spry than I am.
Now you were. You were really scrawming at that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So the cutoffs are at the five.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
So we have twenty five, thirty five, forty five, fifty five,
sixty five.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You got screwed if you're if you're you know, you
need to I'm in the money.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
So you're in the forty five category because and I'm said,
and I'm in the forty five category. Two because I'm
forty seven, right, because both of us are under the
fifty five Emily discount. No, Emily and Thor are both
in the thirty five category because both of them are
still under forty five years old.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That means you're probably gonna do more push. Yeah, that's
not a good thing. It's not a good not for this.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Listen, you want to be category.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We're on the wrong end here.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah. So this is all according to the Mayo Clinic.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
And of course they know like everything, and of course
this is they say, diet, cardio, lifestyle that all goes
into effect.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
But this is a good, you know, kind.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Of barometer to see if you are in good shape,
if you can do.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This at the because we I guess you can just
tell us what the.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's different for men and women. We have different numbers.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh that's not right.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They shall be the same. Knock.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I see a lot of girls that fit, that work out,
that are way better shape, is stronger than I am.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm gender neutral. Man. Oh i've heard that gender They
have a non binary What am I? Yeah, I'm neither
man nor woman.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, I put you I I didn't mean to assume
any but I did put you in the man category.
So I'm sorry to assume. I didn't ask him. I'm
sorry I shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I should All right, let's begin with Thor's category in men.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Thor a man between thirty five and forty five. You
should be able to do twenty one pushing?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You can do that?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, whoa, that's all yeah, look at it all cocky.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm not all cocky, but shoulder brow.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I have a bad shoulder. B I have a bad shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
All right, let's put I have to do it. Should help, right,
at least going to get heartburn?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Okay, I don't think it's going to give you a
heart burn. Although did you feel slashing around in there?
When when when you know, when you have animals, that's
what happens.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh, they slash those animals crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
He's not as cocky anymore. He had a Okay, we
can't even you're not on the microphone. Oh is he
going wait, he's just going for it? Yeah, all right,
count him out.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
One, two, three, four, six, first, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Twenty twenty one. Wow, red, very red in the face
in that Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You work out? Are you sweating?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I could have done more?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You look tough.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I remember, we want to go elbows out a little bit. Okay, hey, hey, hey,
form guy, shut up.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Emily said she didn't like your phone.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, Emily says, to your foremost.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
He didn't even get back to the micrack. Yeah, he
was ready to fight, or you pass the test. Don't
stick your elbows out? You want to like at an angle?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
What the hell are you talking? WHOA, I'm going to
go over by Emily encounter.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Get your handle. I think you need to film this
from the back.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I disagree.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I think I help from the front.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
We're trying to give you so so I'm either filming
her front or her butt.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, well the front the butt, you're not gonna see
anything the front.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
There hanging out. Okay, how many ready to do? Oh? Sorry, okay,
we got distracted by.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Taking my pants off. I am not kidding.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Emily the top Okay, so stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They're crazy right now.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
They are crazy on your period.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh you don't get a period.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, but I'm a little bit heavier than I normally am.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I can tell you no, I can tell, I can tell,
I can tell tell numbers.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I get this over with, Emily.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
If you wore that to work wearing a sweater, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
A healthy woman between thirty five and forty five years
old should be able to do nineteen pushing.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
There's no way nineteen are you saying nineteen boops?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah? But you know, here's the good looks.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You don't have to go down as far because you're
can she do nine kids? I don't think wait, I
want to get over there. I want to look at
her for I.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Don't think we can do that.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, that camera, Eddie, both of.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You, all three of you boys.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Eddie, Okay, ready you did.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh she's going like how many is she at?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And they were like halty and they were she gets
seven from.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
And they were like half like my god, oh my god,
you okay, you're not you're red in the chest. Oh god,
Oh God, she's angry at everybody. She's angry right now?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What are you warp? I counted like I count like
who I know doesn't matter between seven or five?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You failed?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Miserable?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Wasn't nineteen? I mean I didn't go into this thinking
I was going to kill it? You know?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, I don't know why you're so Maddy.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You're that out of breath.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
We're all winners based on your top. That was incredible. Okay, Sky,
you are forty seven years old? Yes, how many push
ups are?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Shut up?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Or if you're a woman between forty five and fifty five,
you should be able to do fourteen push ups?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Okay, I mean I think I think she.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Couldn't fourteen, But I'm not very strong.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yoga is kind of like you're lifting your body. Take
we all believe in you go full go, full.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Brawl like Emily.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, tak your shirt off.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Well, I'm because I feel like gravity is gonna pull
my top down.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, Well you do have a loose that thing? Is
that things the one day you don't wear a little
cold in here?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I'm just saying, my god, why did she take her
shoes off?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You took your shoes off? Your shoes off? Why do
you have slippers? Okay, none of this makes sense? All right,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What is she doing?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Man?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Guy, give me break.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Emily doesn't care, but you can see stubby legs. No boy,
we're running out of time. Fine, all right, you gotta
do how many?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Fourteen?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Count them out? Begin three?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Started?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Get shaky? Three?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Just beat seven.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
More seven? Remember how fast door was here?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Nine?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You're better than Emily?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
All right, well that's not good.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Which has been doing your yoga for two years?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
How many did you have to do? Fourteen? I means
I have to do more than fourteen? Yeah, a time?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
We are late? We are we are, we are late.
I'm very on the clock.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Already a shirtless I already have my pants off.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What are we doing here? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This guy's in big trouble. Can somebody help her? Get
her water?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Jamie sat in my back? Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I can't do it, Edie, I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Then between forty five and sixteen?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Push?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, sixteen, I'm not even sure I can do one.
Oh you could do one? I mean you could do one.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Well, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Do so something athletic.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, you coach, you coach.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I felt you could do one well. Just to be safe.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
If you want to hold you down, it stops in
your pocket. Oh take your wallet.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Okay, wow, okay, all right, Eddie, come on, we'll count.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I don't want to lose breath.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Okay, Emily's counting. I got it. I got it.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Okay, elbows doubles out, angle, angle, I kept min name.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Oh all right, here we go one, two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'll look at him go. I think he was playing us.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Ay nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifty sixteen, hit
the ground, He hit the grid?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Was the number sixteen? They did it? He did it,
he did it.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
He was playing us. He knew he could do it.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I don't think he's alive right now. Yeah, yeah, he's
not alive right now. And he's going to break. He's okay,
all right, we'll just go to break. We'll just go
to break.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Eddy.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
He would have got paddles. Harry comes he's covering.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Is a series about me going to break? Okay, eminem
Would he be your roommate? Would do you think he'd
be a good roommate? He would never leave the house.
Is that good or bad.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Okay, you know you got to get out. You got
a tour every once in a while. Tell you who
would be my roommates?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh stop, you couldn't handle it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
One bedroom?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah you could, wait, you'd have a one bedroom. We
got like a single white female as you going on here,
and you missed it. He winked after.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh god, m I wish I could cook Booble and
drink the broth. That'd be weird for a roommate to do.
But a candle, I'd sniffed that thing. Raw da.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I'm a meat man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's not that's not part of the selection.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well, if you guys lived together context, you could finally
get that back you've been yearning for.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes, true, I would pull on to the lady in
the tramp sharing spaghetti with Michael Booble.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm a good cook. You are nudge the meatball over
to them my nose.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Okay, you have hands, You're not a dog, you're a human.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, But it takes me out of the scene.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What what I wouldn't give to have Michael as a roommate.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, now, uh, Eddie, I am a bit confused because
I thought you and Brett Michaels actually had plans.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's that's for real to become.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Wait, so this isn't really our plan?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
For real? Is me and Brett? We've talked about it.
We're gonna live together, you have so I thought this
was more fantasy.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Oh, like you're dreaming, Like if if you, if I
could pick anyone but ditch Brett for Boublet.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
But Brett.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I love Brett. He's a good friend.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
But now, like Brett's listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Brett, it's all good, Bro, Like, we're good.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You just said you'd pick over him.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
He gets it, You think he gets it?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I think Brett would probably have somebody, maybe another person
over me.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Again a fantasy world. Yeah, okay, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay, so, but it would hurt my feelings if you
picked another DJ over me.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So maybe maybe I do. Maybe I need to rethink this.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh yeah, that's hurtful.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Like what is Bret gonna live with Frankie V?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like, could you imagine Bro, that would really bother Brett? No, well,
I don't think that makes him a V no, a
v hat the whole thing. He only wears bandanas and
cowboy hats or inane very off putting. Yeah, so living
with Bola would be just magical.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It would be the tops. But then I get into
a little bit worried because there was like a famous
episode of Seinfeld where he's dating a masseuse but she
never wants to give him a massage because it's like
she doesn't she does it all day. She doesn't.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
So if I'm living with Blue Blay, I just wanted
to sing like everything.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You wanted to sing to you.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yes, like pas me the Purple you know, and I'd
be like.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Oh wait, he has to sing normal conversation.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I would like that.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I thought you meant.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Just you'd have life song time at night, but you
want him to song time at not.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Well, that's what I thought you met when he sing
you so.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Emily used to sing her son the Angel song that
her mom probably still sings to her.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's creepy.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Do you would you sing?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Would you want blatant age song? I don't want it
because it's like you're sending me to heaven like I
don't want to die. Would say, Momy.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Loves you Dad the Angel song? Okay, don't talk about
the angels.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, this question was asking if you could have a
celebrity be your roommate? Who you pick? It? So, I mean,
this is easy. Yeah, it's it's going to be boot
Blay for me. Done and done. We'd have a great time.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I wonder if we asked you this question in July,
it would be a different answer. There would be a
different answer.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
It would be I'm wrapped up now is all you
could think about?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Okay, I wouldn't mind living with Sydney Sweeney or okay,
it would be pretty sweets. Yeah that in a one
bedroom or in a studio studio. Yeah, me, Sydney and Anna.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Three's company, your trip at one studio.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, the three of us to be gay whatever I
gotta do? Is that a rule? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I don't know. Yes, it was different times different.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Honestly, who would you pick? If you could pick any
celebrity be your roommate? Who would you pick? It's not
to be a female or male, anybody you want, man.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I mean the thing about if I want to say
on almost really, But the thing about it is you
have nothing in common, but you know you don't want
to live with you? No, but I feel like with
Anna eventually we'll just I'm there, you know, what I mean.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
So eventually we're going to hook up eventually.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
And it's so hot you could never just like chill
and be yourself and like just lounge and I feel like, shoot,
it's too I feel like.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I feel like the rock would be a lot of fun. Really, Yeah,
it's gonna be making you work out, work, get.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Up, hold this bottle of tequila, and protect child.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I guess those two things don't go together.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I've just rescued you on the side of the road,
and you happen to have a.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Box something Powell gets after it nothing about anything. I
know enough.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I'll stick with Marshall. I think Marshall, we're both sober.
I'd love to hang out in studio with him, talk sobriety,
talk hip hop.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I'll write lyrics with him so.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Much, I feel like he's just gonna hide in his
room from you all day, like.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Get some kind of a good roommate.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, because I'll see him eventually, I'll get over the
fact that he's eminem and eventually he would just become Marshall.
I'll get it because I'll get over the fact, you
know what I mean, So eventually I'll be cool.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Then we'll be cool and become best friends.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Who are you picking, Emily, any any celebrity to be
your roommate.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I've actually thought about this before, but not as a roommate,
as somebody that I really really want to be BFFs with,
and that's Jennifer Lawrence. I've seen her multiple interviews and
she's she's wacky, but she's super funny and down to
earth else she and I believe it.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
She watch the Bravo.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Watch What Happens Live often and she loves Bravo like
that's her thing, and so they put her. She agrees
to go on when she's in New York and she's hysterical.
We could watch Bravo together. She likes to cook, she
likes to drink wine.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
So we just be buddies.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Jennifer Lawrence, Wow, didn't see that company? What about you? Sky?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
At first, I went with.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
My daughter.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's the only person I want to be with non stop,
will share a bad, will share a bad, and just
beat together five. It would be amazing if my husband
left and daughter.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Okay, and Bagley Jr. Legit, But.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I love that man, but I think we're The age
difference is too much. He's he's a little too old. Now,
I don't no, no, he's a little too old. I
don't need to start pushing people around in wheelchairs or
you know, dealing with any of that.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Sorry. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I love the Biden like weird eyes at that age.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
He's not looking so good these days.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I saw him recently, I'm like, oh, yeah, but but
still have a lot of love for him.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
My first thought was ke Reeves. I was thinking, with
my pants.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You know what I mean, that's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Okay, who said Sydney Sweeney. He's joking, Oh, totally, totally.
But then I was like, that's I love him. I
love when I see him in interviews. Very sweet man,
very sweet man. I feel like he pays rent on
time too.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Oh my god, he would.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Be so he would be a great roommate, so responsible.
But I don't want to, like, if we're not married,
I don't want to live together because you know, like.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
He's playing his guitar late at night to what are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Yeah, I feel like he'd keep weird hours. He may
do stuff that's even a little too weird for me.
So I really thought hard, and I decided. Anna Kendrick
actress Anna Kendrick. I love her so much fun. She's quirky,
saying she's party.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
I think she'd be so type a and so nitpicky
and like, no, no, you don't know her.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
She wouldn't be fun. You don't know her. Oh that
would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Sky the Sky has by far and away picked the
worst one without a doubt. You know, well, in the poll,
what are people picking.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well, these are the celebrities people say they want to
live with. We have a Glenn Powell, yes, uh, Timothy
Shamela why why? I don't know why with people? Uh,
Sabrina Carpenter, Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Lamar what, No, we wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It's check this one out. Beyonce, get out of you
like really, like really uh?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
And your top three Number three is in DAYA. Number
two Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Would be a fun roommate. Yeah, lots of cats, though,
you gotta be ready for it.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
And number one, by far is Ryan Reynolds least too much,
gets always on.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, he's always on nothing. So I guess Doora has
a little bit of an issue with something in his
wife Hayley did recently it's not right. Well, I don't
know what exactly is going on because I know you
guys are competitive, and you were in a competitive city situation.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
My wife is as competitive as anyone I've ever met
in my life. Like, we'll do something and she has
no Like, we'll do like I don't know. We go
to the gym, So I'm at Fit Downtown. We're going
to the gym and working out together. I enjoy working
out with my wife. It's a great gym. I enjoy it.
So we're working out. Obviously she can't lift as much
as me, Like, it's just it's just like, I don't
mean to sound like a chauvinist man, but she can't
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lift when I'm lifting. Oh sure, yes, so, but she'll
get annoyed and like it becomes a competition for her.
And within twenty minutes she gets annoyed at me for
no reason, just because she can't lift as much as
I lift and goes to done something yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And the competitiveness comes from her mom, who is by
far the most competitive person I've ever.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Met in my life. Really, it's not even close.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Like, could you ever play a board game with her?
So we played you know that game?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
What's that game? It's like heads up where you have
to no, it's not heads up. I forgot the name
of the game. But you're on a team and you
have to say, describe what's category taboo? Taboo? It's taboo, right,
So we're playing taboo. So me and her mom are
on the same team. And you know, I'm trying to
describe the words.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Without saying you're the worst?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Can you guys?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You guys describe.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
The game?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Would be a kryptoniz.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I didn't even think about that, miser describe. I'm trying,
and her mom is like yelling at me. This is
the first time I ever met, by the way. And
then we decide, okay, we'll switch up the teams. So
Haley's aunt Tina says, okay, Denise, which is Haley's mom,
and Thor will be on a team. Haley's mom visibly
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and verbally rolls her eyes and goes, great, that's not
a joke and I.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Don't blame that's not a joke for that game. So
what's would be worse for Thor? That game or scrabble?
Because you can't spell.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
You either of them. He's done or about.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So. Yeah, So Haley is very competitive and so we
were in the she a couple of weeks ago for
Thanksgiving and we went to this place called Best in Games.
It's like I talked, I talked about it.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It's like a day.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, I didn't tear My saw video terrible on my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You can see the show thor my wife video tape
me falling off like a rotating beam. Well, you were
going so slow right now, I was. It was high.
You see those videos on wipeout.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, because it's spinning right, you got to go straight through.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And I fell and I landed pretty awkwardly. She was
and I looked like I blew out my knee and
my ankles really did. And my wife thought it was
the funniest thing in tears and I'm like I could
have been seriously hurt, and she's just laughing.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Tear up your arms and stuff like that too. Yeah,
it's supposed to be filed, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So we were going there and we we went there
and they have laser Tag and I was really excited
to play this nice.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I love a good I was love if we played
laser tag. Is that laser tag?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I told Emily about this place. There's a place out
east that has like those gel shots you know each other.
I didn't know that, and then Emily did recently did
the air airsoft gun. That's straight, that's too much for you.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Serious, there's guys in full.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
You're like, you're not like a paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Guy, I've played paintball, but I'm more of like having
fun laser tag. I don't because like, I'm not a
great shot.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I mean I don't really zero contact kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, my temper, I just you're pissed.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Once I come on exactly, once I get hit or
if I get out or something, I feel somebody's teaming
up on me, I'll get the competitiveness kicks over. I
used to be very competitive, and then on top of that,
i'd get super angry.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
That's what caused a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That's yeah, I know. That's why I don't care. That's fine.
That's why to be competitive anymore, because I get very angry.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So about here, that's not fair, you see it. Yeah,
back in the day, I played mad with my friends,
and me and my best friend at the time, we
didn't talk for a couple of months because.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
He beat me and I put him in a chokehold. Okay,
but he was mocking me.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, it's a game, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Poor Locky. So we're playing laser Tag. We're on teams.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So it's me and my wife and my our nephew, Ethan,
and then my mom, my dad, and my sister. I
want to I can't imagine your parents playing laz My
mom's sneaky good. They got their windbreakers on what a
dumb questions in a wind breaker? You know.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Question, maybe it keeps you sleeper?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, you think the crunching of it would give you away.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
We'll remember it was it was just November in Michigan.
It was cold, but they had like giant wind breakers,
heavy duty wind break. So we're playing. You know, it's fun.
We're having a good time. I wanted me and Ethan.
I said, Ethan, let's team up on Grandpa. And Ethan said,
uh no, that's not the point of the game.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I'm like idiots. Yeah, So my mom was sneaky good.
We had a good time.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
And then the second game was free for all, so
it was every man for himself.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You know, it's cool. They got smoke going.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
There's a little obstacles you can hide behind and run under,
and like, you know, we it was awesome. And uh
so we're playing and I want to win obviously, so
I see my wife. I'm behind my wife and I
go to shoot her as she turns around. Because you
have like you're wearing, like the vest, maybe there's somebody
(30:00):
out there. So I go to shoot her and she
turns around and goes stop, and I go why and
she goes, if you shoot me, no sex for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Okay, you mean are you serious?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
She serious?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
The middle She goes, yeah, the smoke, everybone you can't see.
She goes, why don't we team up and take down everybody?
And I go, no one, it's one on one. She goes, fine,
shoot we see what happens.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
She's double down.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, it's ridiculous. You can't. You can't take away sex
because I want to win a laser tag.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And she gets annoyed me and I know my wife
and if I shoot her there and I know how
competitive she is, it's gonna get ugly.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So I didn't shoot her. It's really did I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I can't. It's not worth it's just listen, it's not
worth it. You ladies.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You ladies who use sex? Has a weapon. Man, it
is so wrong, and especially in an environment like that,
play play the no sex card.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
That's psychotic or brilliant on Haley, you should have done
the same thing. No sex for you, no sex, okay,
off limits doesn't especially, that's not right.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
And guess who ended up winning most points? Haley?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, of course, smart move. That sucks. That suck.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's not a smart move.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, she can't think.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I think her and my sister teamed up at my
nephew too. She's messed up at the point of the game.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
This family.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Wow, they're weird.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So did you have a talk with her afterwards of like, hey,
I can't do that anymore. And she said, well, when
it comes to be, when it comes to win, whoever
I want. Okay, she's super competitive.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
It's weird. That's you respect I want her.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, it's cheating what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
It's cheating on the battlefield.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Nothing, Okay, you're talking about crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I don't know if you guys feel the same way
or not, but it's always weird to me when anybody
comes to my front door, If my doorbell rings and
I don't know who it is, it's it's weird, and
it could be anybody guys selling solar, a pest control dude,
or who knows whatever. I'm always just like, what the hell,
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it's the weirdest thing on the planet.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yeah, well, and I even kind of get like annoyed,
Like Amazon, guy, you don't you don't have to ring
the door.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I usually don't get a ring your package delivery.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, I mean either, but there will be a wild
one once in a while that will ring the bell.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, and I think the attent is to be nice.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
So check this out. And I said that, I just
realized something weird did happen yesterday? You know, you get
Hello for deliveries every every week. Uh, the whoever the
Amazon or delivery person was for my box came, dropped
it off at my front door and yelled foods air
and then ran away. And I'm like, yeah, food what what?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Like, what the hell is that I've gotten that before?
I really I've gotten somebody Amazon. Oh yeah, they like
yelled at Amazon or packageeer, they ring my doorbell. It
really bothers me.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Well, yeah, I just was like foods like buddy cash.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
So yeah, it is. It is odd. It is weird
when everybody, anybody comes to your front door. Now if
they if my doorbell or somebody knocks ever and it's
dark out, which by the way, that happens at like
four point thirty now, so yeah, it's wild. But yeah,
if it's dark out and the doorbell rings, oh well
you're about to be murdered, I would assume. Saying that,
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I would assume.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
So yeah, that's definitely the feeling inside.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well, Sky and her husband the Boo ran into that
situation last night.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Yeah, And honestly, I was kind of weird at out
leaving my house this morning because I didn't I was.
I was peeking around corners. I was looking through the
cracks in the the fence before I left and opened
the gate. The crack okay, I did, I can't. I
have a normal size. It doesn't the fence last okay.
(34:26):
So yeah, So last night, I'm you know, fast asleep
because I'm the first one to go to bed in
our house. And you know, I don't know if it's
the time change or as I get older, it seems
like that bedtime it's getting earlier and earlier. Not last night,
but a couple nights ago. I was falling asleep at
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seven forty five. Oh and I'm like, Okay, how how
old am I? Like, What's what's going on here? But
last night wasn't that early. Last night we were probably
more in the eight thirty range when I was already
in bed and the eyes are in the heavy and
I'm pretending like I'm watching American Pickers with my husband
and yeah, Mike found this crazy old bike and you
(35:08):
know how he loves bikes. So anyway, so we're doing
that whole song a dance and then I'm off to
sleepy time land and next thing you know, I am
awoken by our two little dogs barking like we are
we are under attack, and I don't know what's going on,
(35:28):
Like is there some critter in the backyard up against
the slider? Like what has got them acting so crazy?
And that is when I stumble out into the living room.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Oh that's a risk.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
That is a risk.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Again, what time are we talking?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
I honestly, it's probably like a little bit before ten pm, right,
so as far as it right, as far as it
not being safe and my husband being out alone in
the living room with his laptop, which is normally our
concern after everyone's going gone to bed in the house,
(36:04):
I still feel nine forty five or whatever. It's too
early for that. So I feel like the living room
is a safe space. Normally, I like pods. I don't
know if there's actual lathering going on. I feel like, okay,
like not spot. It's like when you don't want to
like that's the start of the time, you don't want
to go out there. I'm I'm gonna say eleven okay
(36:27):
for me, If I look at the clock and it
says eleven PM, I'm gonna I'm gonna clear my throat
quite a few times before I walk out of the
room into the.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Living room, you know. Night.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
It's every night, but I live in fear every night
or because I just don't know, you know, don't ask,
don't tell is the policy in our house. So anyway,
So but I think we're we're still early enough where
this isn't a concern. But I'm like, the dogs are
going so crazy, you know, because of course if you
have dogs, and you know, our dogs don't sleep in
a crate or anything, if you get the occasional bark whatever,
(36:59):
But they're like not stopping. So I finally stumble out
in my you know, T shirt and underwear and my
hair all like I've put my b in an electric socket,
you know. And I walk out there and I see
my husband staring at the phone and then I go, oh, no,
did I come out to or is it time now?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (37:21):
No, I would think he is a laptop guy or
a iPad guy of some sort, but again, don't ask,
don't tell. So I go out there and he's staring
at his phone, and then I go what's going on?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
And he's like, somebody just rang the doorbell.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
And so it's like, you know, just a little bit
before ten pm and somebody has just rang our doorbell
and so that is why the dogs are freaking out
and going psycho. So okay, So now I am into
watching the ring cam with him and to see what
is going on out there. Who is this like one
of those overnight Amazon deliveries, but you think.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
They wouldn't ring the bell, Like what's going on?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Did he order up a Lady of the Night and
the playing it off?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
I don't know if it could have been he's not
ordering Ladies of the Night to we don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
But again I don't be ordering a ten o'clock gut bomb.
We know he loves the gun bom burger.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Imagine that he had this sick, disgusting habit.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
By himself.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
He eats naked and watching for Yeah, that's what. He
doesn't even do anything. Yeah, he's just he's just watching
watching porn. That's just like guy comes from Grease everywhere.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
That's really gross. It's really a gross visual that now
I'll never be thank you. I'm sorry, thank you for that.
So check out the ring camp to see who the
heck is ringing our doorbell at this time. And it
is a guy who looks to be in his mid
eighties maybe like we're talking on mid eighties old guy,
(38:56):
like an old guy, and we don't.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
No, we're not.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Because there is an old guy who lives like four
doors down that we've met two times. The one time
I met him was him asking us how much we
paid for our house and how much my mortgage is?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Did he say, if you don't mind me asking?
Speaker 5 (39:17):
No, he didn't, Otherwise I would have answered, because that's
that's fine if you probably.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Asked that question and not say that I had how
much your mortgage is? Yeah, and how much I pay
every month?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's pretty crazy, I asked somebody the other day how
much what their interest rate was, and my wife thought.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
That was crazy that anybody.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
That's what I so like our brother and my brother
in lawest bought in the house, very happy for them,
and I said, what's the interest rate? And he wouldn't
tell me. Well, Hayley's like, that's very private, very private,
and interest rate maybe credit score embarrassing if they didn't
get a good.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Rate rate, but who cares.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
That's so weird.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
So I feel like I was in the right, but
the old guys in the wrong. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I agree. Oh I want to brag about my interest
rate two anyway.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
So so that's the one interaction I've had with him, And
the one interaction my husband has had with him is
when he showed up at our house one time wanting
to use my husband's cell phone to make a phone call,
which turned out he called Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah, so I think this. So here's the thing, though.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Our ring cam, the specific one he's standing in front of,
is kind of fogged up a little bit because it's
already cold outside, so we can't one hundred percent tell
if it's him or not. Plus we've only liked yeah,
we definitely know it's like an older man. And since
we have the ring cam, it shows him walking up
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and because we went back and watched it a couple
of times because I'm like, okay, what should we open
the gate? Like is this guy in trouble? And when
he walked up, he was whistling. He was old guy
whistling at almost ten pm, walked up, tried to open
our front gate.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Wait, what A lot of people do that?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
So we just moved into a house like this too,
where give this little courtyard and then you have to
walk to the front door.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And like before we get to the front door.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, so some Amazon people that we've had in the
week because my wife won't stop ordering stuff off Amazon,
they'll leave it in front of the door. Other Amazon
people will open the courtyard gate and walk in, which
I feel is very invasive. Really, you can kind of
a front package safety. There's like a little nook that
you could put it in. Because I put in the instructions,
I think they'd be all right, and I feel like
that's kind of our front door. Even though you're not
(41:48):
in the house, you're kind of in the house.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
It's confusing though it is confused. So I'm thinking about
getting lock on it.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah, so we have a lock on ours now because of.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
The one of my dogs out there. And you you
you come walking on my property. You come walking on
my property.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
My property?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, sky on this one.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, you crossed that property line.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Brokay stop sorry, we'll help this old man.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
So uh so Whistling tries to open the gate, realizes
it's locked, and then hits the ring cam and that's
what we see. So we are sitting there at ten
o'clock having the discussion do we go out and see
what this guy wants?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Well?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I think absolutely, you know, to me, I would be
concerned that the if it's a really old guy, he's
in trouble and so you know that I would feel
horrible if I heard in the news that yeah, missing
and his family's looking for him and all that stuff.
So yeah, I would go out and you know, I'd yell.
I wouldn't open the door, but I would be like,
(42:52):
can I help you, and just to see what he wanted, just.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Out of curiosity.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, like I'm going.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
To if he thinks he's in the you know, like
he's home.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
You know, yeah, something's going on, you know, what's going
on or.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
What if it's like, hey, I saw something going on
at your house, and I'm trying to let you know.
There's a million things that you know could be. But
I mean, I'm definitely going out there.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
You're gonna have out you have to.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
Yeah, Well, we went back and forth and decided and
forth not to go out and just to pretend like
we weren't there and do the thing where you like
hide inside and.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
The lights are on, right.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
I was just like the outdoor house lights, not really
like you can't really see inside.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
That's so wild that your husband's knee jerk reaction. Isn't
Like Robert would be putting his shoes on.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I'm with him kind of. I'd be like Robert would
be like, yeah, putting a hoodie on. Really, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
My first thing would be I'm gonna get out there. Haley,
sit there, I'm gonna move you, take care of the dogs.
I'm gonna go find out what's going on.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
So see, I'm gonna I'm logging out there. My wife
be like, all right, you're my backup. You got oh
she does. Yeah, that's like the neighbor. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
That's sure, like you at the front door, and then
your wife Deborah coming.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Around the floor like Charlie's Angel, like you have a
signal where you like rub your nose and like blink,
and then she comes out.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Well, we haven't really talked about it, you should come.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
But the fact of the matter is they're we're going
out without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
And now the husband and I didn't really talk about it,
but I think we were having the exact same thought of, like,
we've had two interactions with this guy and they're both
like just rambling, NonStop interactions. So if we go out there,
it's not just gonna be a quick.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Stop saying we because you're not going out there he would.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Go out yeah, yeah, yeah, well you're right.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
If he were to go out there, he would probably
be trapped out there in a no he's not you guys,
he can't cut it off. He would like me, he
would be trapped trying to be polite listening to this
guy ramble for like a.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Half because I would just be like, hey, what's up,
and he would start rambling like all right, man, we'll
have a good night, and I would just close the door.
I'm safe for a go and I would literally just
close the door.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
I'm not even open I don't, Like I said, you
don't even have to open crack. I'm just doing the crack.
I'm going to help you crack. And if he starts
rambling about stuff, be like, yeah, okay, sorry buddy, you
know you got to.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Go home, and then I'm out of there.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, police, But what.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
If he needs to borrow your phone to call. He's
not borrowing at night, like I feel anything that's going on.
We're not helping him. And he doesn't look in distress.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I mean, he's whistling, but don't you want to know
why the hell he's knocking on your door?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
You're gonna have this kind of.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Oh he didn't get me forever, I mean, uh he
then we saw him then venture off, which looked like
he was going to our neighbor's house next door as well.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
So I'm interested to maybe run into.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Them, you know, if he opened had you know, situation
where your neighbors didn't all hate you.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
That's not They think I'm the light. I mean most
of them, except for that one guy in the back.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Guy we've heard.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
And wants me to move. But I thought that was interesting.
I found it odd for some reason A little.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I find it more odd than neither of Honey, you
answered the door, It's more odd crazy. Yeah, no, never,
never answering that door like.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Answering the fact that I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I cannot get over the fact that he didn't get up,
put his pants on and go oh.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
He was already fully dressed, like he wouldn't have He
was already fully like I was the one in my answer. Reaction,
I think reaction when somebody shows up at our house.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
You got this is to hide, is to pretend like
we're not home. You know, so ten o'clock. I can't.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
That's crazy, man.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah, So we'll see if I find out.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Hope it comes back tonight.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Don't you want to see what's up?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
No, I totally.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
If anybody is missing their grandpa, let us know, blame
Sky for help.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Would you? Would you take a bullet for your wife? Yeah?
You know, lose lose situation here because if I don't
do it, criticize the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
My wife hates me.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
People say you if you were taking if you didn't
do it, well, they because they could miss grace, criticize
the rest of my life. Everyone looks at me differently,
you know, and I could deal with that, but I
don't want to hear about it. The second thing is
if I do, I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Again, not necessarily just paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Oh there, I have been there and that sucks. You
would not I would not want Your wife is a lot. Yeah,
but I'm I. You know I can't walk around, would you?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
You wouldn't so, as I said, does my would you
take a bullet there's cause he is still work? No?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
No, not if you're paralyzed. Point thought.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
There was all kinds of weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I mean, I still yes, it works like just something right? Yeah,
oh no, I just have a hard time. Ye weird anyway, No,
I would take a voet for begrudgingly. I don't think
I would be acstatic to do it. Anybody's looking for
but I'm not going to also be like oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Well I'm I'm telling you you go in a heart
heart of the bodyguard. Somebody shooting my wife and front Okay.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, we got it? Yeah hell yeah? Has he did it?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
As he did it? This guy somebody's got a gun
pointed at the boot you know, your daughter or the boot.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Daughters.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
You just made it really weird.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah, I've already told her. I'd say for before him.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
See that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Maybe it even weirder than what Thorp just did.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Get weirder.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Why would you say that? I guess it, but you
wouldn't say it.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Allow, that's right, we're not supposed to say that.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Boom man group getting ready to shoot him, standing right
next to him.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, he refused to take off his cargo shorts. You
take a bullet for him.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
This is tough. I can't.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
This is very easy things to answer, guys.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I mean I don't.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
Well, see, here's the here's the thing in our in
our in our dynamic. I'm the worker in the household.
So so if I go and he's left, what's the
guy gonna do? Who's gonna take care of him?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I mean, actually get another judge schedule?
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, yeah, what's.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
If you're hit, you're done.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
He's gotta he's gotta step up to figure it out.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Yeah, look at that some point we'll look at that.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
People.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Yeah like oh yeah, okay, so you're working at home depot.
That's not gonna make enough. Unfortunately, Okay, you have to
return to.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
We heard earlier in the show, she only wants to
live where she could see the ocean.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
It's not an option.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
It's not you won't take a bullet for.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Like like, if if you give me here, here's the
really I would do it if you If I'm in
the moment, I'm jumping, I'm jumping in front of that bullet.
But if you give me time to think about who
should take the bullet, then then that's a different discussion.
But in the moment, of course, I'm gonna rescue him
(50:25):
no matter what.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
This guy will freeze in a heartbeat. She won't move,
She freeze and go.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Okay, I do have problems with my adrenaline, Emily.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, you take a bullet for a rub Shades.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
You insane bullets. It's a crap shoot.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
If the guys are putting the bullet point the gun
at me, then I'm the one getting hit.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
He's pointing a robber.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
You're missing the point. You're missing the point.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
I'm sorry, and I don't want him to do that
for me.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
This is the worst thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I feel like the Shades man would it though she
would talk to He definitely loves Emily more than Emily loves.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
Him a hard life. He was in prison, and so
that makes he's not near Jeff.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
He deserves to die.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Your life to live him.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
You guys, Emily has told us before that she knows
she is a coward, so of course she is not
going to jump out the bravest woman alive.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
I'm not doing it. I was trying to give you
it out.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Take a bullet.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
What the hell you think? It's stupid? I can't. I
don't understand what's happening. So when the person says you
were him, you would.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Just go your choice.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Don't put this on me.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Oh no, you need to choose. Make the decision.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Both die or you both die.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Just a little heads on. Look at the guy.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Roberts gonna die knowing that you can get him up lively.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Daddy won't remember.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Live with that.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
He's gonna haunt you.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Okay, don't care anyway.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
I've heard that about him.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
There is one man who is not a piece of
crap like you guys. I would do it. I don't
think you do this though. What this guy did is
unbelievable and people can't believe what he did.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, save his wife.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
So there's a couple who lives like in far North, Ontario, Canada,
in this small town where like four hundred people live,
like it's a small town. No, and he like super
north right, and I guess uh.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
It was Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
This Tuesday, they walked out of their house. They were
leaving the house and it was early in the morning.
It was like five am. It was really early in
the morning. And they walk out their front door and
they are so far north in such a small community
that out of nowhere a polar.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Bear is there? Yes, a polar bear.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
You're seeing polar bears at like the zoo and stuff.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Saying they're huge mass.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
You see regular bear, you go, oh my god, those
bears are big. Polar bears are like twice the size
of a normal lists.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
And they're nasty. They are nats.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
They're always looking for food.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, they're always looking for food and they got a
bad attitude. Just watch the documentary. Does your trick work?
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Oh your bear?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Polar bears?
Speaker 2 (53:19):
I don't know, because there's a forest thing normally you
just don't want to sneak up on them. Yeah, okay,
I don't know. I have to look that up. Great question.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
Well, so this couple leaves and there is a polar
bear like right outside, and so this polar bear lunges
at the wife and because the ground is like icy
and stuff, she immediately slips and she's, oh, yeah, she
slipped on the ice.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, no matter what situation, he loves a good fall.
Speaker 5 (53:48):
And so she slips on the ice because a polar
bear has just lunched at her, and she is down
on the ground and the polar bear is hovering right
above her.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
So the husband the revenant crazy. So the husband decides me,
I don't think it's Leo. No, I don't think the
husband's Leo.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
So the husband sees his wife down on the ground,
the polar bear hovering. He is not armed in any
sort of way. So to protect his wife, this guy
jumps on top of the polar bear and the bear yeah,
and the.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Bear camera clutch.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
I don't know if we're doing like wrestling moves here.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
You gotta get honestly, the smart move is the sleeperhole,
because you knock him out cold.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Can you choke a bear?
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't think so. I think really choke anybody?
Speaker 2 (54:38):
I think so. The million dollar.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
Dream Okay, lost them yea more.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Sergeant slaurer, cobra clut, cobra clutch, take your thumb, maybe
the maybe the Master Locke.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
I don't know if you could choke out interesting talking
about weird wrestling move.
Speaker 5 (54:54):
Yeah, So this guy jumps on the polar Bear to
protect his wife, and clearly the polar forgets about the
wife on the ground and starts.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
On top of him.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
The band right, he bucking him off like a bronco
or I.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Don't know there there wasn't video. I don't you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
For his eyes. I'd be trying to. So my thing
is I would jump on his back. I wouldn't do this,
but I would jump on his back. You're running, I
would you see a polar bear? Your wife goes down?
What are you doing? In all honesty, Hailey, if you
just go back in the house and close the door.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
The window, I.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Would jump on his back and then immediately start trying
to stab him in the eyes of my fingers, because
what could you do.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
I don't think I'm jumping on him. I think I'm
gonna as hard as I can try to kick him
in the face, like underneath getting up there.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
That's like.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
A drop kick.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Wait, I think you can't Eddie stands in the corner.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
What he's gonna do is he's gonna stand in the
corner and do like showing Michael's and start stopping his
foote superkick and it's called tuning up the band, and
he tunes up the tim music and then the and
the polar bear is he's gonna come walking over the
about the sound and then bom superkick, superkick right to
the face. Sweite gives the Basti music.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
I don't know if I can do that. Yeah, I'm
assuming the bear. His head is down because my wife
is down, you know, like I'm not. I can't reach
him up if he's standing on on two legs, but
if he's on all fours, my wife is down. He's
hovering over her. His head is down. I'm as hard
as I can under the SuperM No, no superman punch,
maybe a spear, I don't know, have to fish.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
But then but then I'm getting that and then I'm
running because he's got to catch you pretty easily. But
I'm close to my house.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
So your wife is still outside, but.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
The bear is chasing me now, so she's got opportunity
to get away. I don't think either of you are
going to get away though. I got this.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
No, I don't think that pretty quick yea bear, I'm
quick twitch.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (56:55):
Well, this husband was very lucky because he jumps on
the polar bear and literally the polar bear starts attacking him.
But his neighbor heard the commotion and came out with
a gun and shot the polar bear multiple times to
the point where it ran off. I mean this bear
was shot multiple times, still ran off.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
He got shot four times tooth out his tooth hurt
is the husband?
Speaker 5 (57:22):
Okay, So the husband was taken to the hospital with
serious but non life threatening injuries, and he is expected
to survive and recover. And Fish and Wildlife is reminding us,
in the event of a polar bear attack, it is
an urban legend. No, it's an urban legend to play dead.
That's the worst thing you could hear. They say, fight
(57:44):
as hard as you can.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
And she can never leave him now, no matter what.
He could cheat on all the time. He's a hero.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
He's got he's got a whole pass now want.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
For some reason. Our show, we talk a lot about dating,
red flags and deal breakers and things like that. So
I guess we're the go to place to ask this question.
P one has written us an email Kick it in,
Mariah one time, get it it is? Oh yeah, that's
just wonderful. So they wrote us an email asking you
(58:20):
about a little bit of a situation they have with
somebody new that they're dating. The email says, Hey, gang,
Merry Christmas. I have a strange situation with my new
girl I'm seeing that needs to be addressed, and with
Emily's history of destroying bathrooms, I figured you guys would
be the ones to ask. The new girl is sort
(58:43):
of a clean freak. Her place is immaculate, so it
didn't surprise me that she had an air freshener spray
in her bathroom. Now, I swear on my kids, I
haven't gone number two in their yet. I don't know
if we can trust him, but I actually mean it.
Emily don't have kids anyway. She asked me the other
(59:03):
day to spray it after every use, even if I
go just number one, which I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
It's her place and I want to respect it, but
I think it's really odd. How would you guys handle this?
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (59:17):
I don't want an Emily situation where he has to
get uncomfortable. Thanks one wearing boots. This is a brilliant
This is a brilliant wearings. Do you want to weigh
in first, since you're sort of the go.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
To, I'm really not the expert. First of all, everybody
goes number two. But that didn't happen that one day.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
So it says, And with Emily's history of destroying bathroom,
it's right in the email.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
Distroy so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
We all know the history of it. There was there
was no there was no air freshener spray that.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
Okay, well, actually there's been two times. Remember there was
the there was the discision, I.
Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Like how he looks at Emily like remember like she's
gonna be yea, let me tell.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You about that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
So you do have a history. I forgot about the
second time. There was an incident when a former employee
walked in right after her and it was very smelly situation.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
And yeah, they came in here embarrassing moments in my life.
And that's why since then, I do not go number
two in that bathroom. That's why I didn't go that
one day. That Thor thinks he heard that, Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
And with Emily's history of destroying bathroom stupid that you
don't mean, why are you talking this guy? Are you
talking this one?
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
P one?
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
It was boots wearing boots. Wearing boots deserve that. That's
not cool. He sworn his kids. It's the whole thing,
isn't kids. So since you're you're the historian here, can
you weigh in on this situation? Do you think it's
weird that she has this air freshener and once it's
sprayed every time the bathroom is used.
Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
I think it's weird, yes, but I mean, I don't
think it's like that crazy she. I know that those
air fresheners, like the fabreezes, say that they're supposed to
like also tackle bacteria in the air, So maybe she
thinks it's just being extra sanitary to spray the air afterward.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
You're going to be able to handle this every single time.
If you guys end up being together and you're there
a lot and you have to use the bathroom, you're
going to spray it every time.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
I mean, I think it's weird, like said, but if
that's what she wants, I mean, I think it's weird,
but I'm gonna if I really like this person. I'm
not gonna not date them anymore because they want me
to spray the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I think that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Okay, I feel like you're very aggressively.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
I mean, I was just attacked.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Does not attack one person attacking, not one person attacking.
I'm just reading an email here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I mean, why would I be oh, thank you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I don't know why. I'm I don't know why. I
don't know why I'm getting attacked. I didn't write the email, sir,
eyes Sky, What do you think about this?
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Blow it up? What are you're talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Oh? Yeah, I have so many mixed feelings. You eat yeh, no,
like once a week, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
You guys.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
So here's the thing, Like Emily, I don't think this
is like totally insane, like they're gonna do some sort
of Netflix documentary on this chick.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
But it is a.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Little weird and it is an extra step that I
wouldn't normally take, so I would do it. I like, okay, whatever,
it doesn't really harm me to do it, But I
am worried and I'm on the lookout now for other
like clean freak CD behaviors that could be an issue.
(01:02:58):
And one of the first holidays. My gift to her
would be one of those air fresheners that like every
sixty seconds just does like a.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
You're if somebody has this, If somebody has this, you're
telling me you think that they don't know about that.
They probably are very well aware of that that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Or like the little wax warm they don't. It's not enough,
it's not enough.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
They want it sprayed in a specific time.
Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
I would try that and see if they accepted it.
But you're right, Eddie, they probably it probably.
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Wouldn't be good enough.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
So so this is gonna put me on the lookout.
It's not enough of a red flag to be a
deal breaker yet, but I'm now like high alert, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Thor you're dating a girl she wants you to spray
uh an air freshener every single time you use the restroom.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I love this, You love it. I love it because
now I never know she goes number two or not. Okay,
every time I know that every time I walk in there,
it's gonna smell like for breeze, so I never have.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
To worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I don't know if you've ever walked into about after
they spray air freshener. It smells like poop and lilac.
Like it's not like completely, it doesn't completely come.
Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
I think she sprays the breeze. It smells good. I
got nothing wrong with this. If she wants to be
a clean freak, great, she can clean more. That's great.
I would love that. Then I don't have to clean
as much. I don't have a problem with it at all.
I think this may mean she's a little weird. Then
you know, things get more, we get to know each other.
Thing's gonna get a little freakier, which is great.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
It's not a clean freak, and I don't want their
sheets get messed up. It's like it's the opposite. I
think maybe they put like a tarp down or something crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I'm just saying I don't think it's that wild. You
say that, and I have to think that the three
of you guys are not looking at this the right
way you mean, because this is really annoying, Like if
you're gonna forget if you just go in there to
go pee, you're gonna forget all I'm supposed to spray.
And then if she comes at you and with the
(01:05:00):
you know what, why do you spray? You're suposed spray
every single time? Like, clearly this there's something going on
with this girl if she's already they're newly dating, and
she's letting him know, you gotta spray every single time,
like you're gonna forget because it's not normal for us
to spray, and then you're gonna deal with that every
single time. No, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I do. I just I don't like to know when
she goes number two.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I get that, So.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
That makes me ever, but I mean she's this is
clearly a chick who will, you know, blow up a
bathroom and then deny, deny, deny.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Okay, So I don't know anybody.
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I don't know anybody like that, anybody like that who
denies the nice nice. So maybe that's why, maybe that's
why she does the fabrize so much. You know, So
I respect that. I respect those bathroom habits. Okay, you
know you gotta respect.
Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Assuming though that she's going to be upset if he
doesn't do it. We don't know that yet because he
hasn't said that.
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
She lets him let him know that that's her rule.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Okay. So what do you would assume if you don't,
if you just choose to not do it, it's not
gonna upset her. Why bring it up?
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Then?
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
I guess Yeah, this is a thing for her, and
it worries me for this work for one wearing boots.
Oh that's his p one name. I don't know. Maybe
it's a cowboy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Oh a cowboy? Really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Listen, I don't like this. This freaks me out a little.
Like I can handle a lot of stuff, but like,
if this guy, you're a mill of the night bathroom muser, Yeah,
you go in there. You're really gonna remember to spray
in the middle of the night, I mean, you don't.
Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
I feel like I feel like as the partner of
this person, you would learn the times when you can
get away with it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
And you're right.
Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
I would think three in the morning would be a
time that I could get away with pretending that I sprayed,
you know, kind of like how I pretend that I
wash my hands, that that kind of thing. So so
I would give it a try. But yeah, if she
starts yelling at me at three in the morning, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
That's because this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
What is yourridiculous Emily's history of destroying.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
What you want me to do this? I don't know
why you want me to do that. Okay, you've read
it like a.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Bad you had a bad day.
Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
I didn't, So that's why this is so annoying.
Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
That's why this is I didn't. I don't, and now
the show is happy to bring you.
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I'm pissed or I have some respectors.
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Midweek milkdown men, all right, what is going on with
him this week?
Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I have no idea here. This guy looks like he's
got something perturbed.
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
I got a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
One where I got my new Yankee shirt on. That
should make you Yanke Stadium. That should make you happy.
Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Been to the stadium a bunch of times.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
That's what I have to do with your melt.
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
It doesn't have anything to do with it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
The second thing was, I wasn't in a terrible mood,
but then I saw the Giants lost their left tackle
for the season and they already suck, so it really
I just can't take it anymore. But that's not what
the rand but that, but that is what like pushed
me over the edge. It literally just happened Liz Frank injury.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Anyway, I'm I.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Would have prefaced this whole ramp by saying, I know,
I'm lucky about my job.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
I get it. I love my job.
Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
It's not physically demanding for the most part. I like
the people I work with, for.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
The most part, looked at me.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I don't get the Sunday scaries that that that people get.
Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I had a job I hated.
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
I I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I didn't hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I just what I was doing I didn't like and
it just was the worst I've had with all had
jobs like that.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
So I'm very lucky. So I get that people don't.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Have that all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I get that people go to work and they have
to do it, and they pay their bills and they
go home and someone say.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
They live for the weekend. It's true.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
And this brings me to my It's going to be
because I go to the breakroom and I have my
French press, but every once and while, I switch it up,
and I've been switching it up lately. I've been making
my own coffee at work. I just I just I
just needed a break from the French press for a
little bit. Why you forget it?
Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Did you break?
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
I just need to break. The coffee my wife was
buying just wasn't up to cow so.
Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Caliber. Caliber.
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
So I go to the breakroom and I run into
somebody there and we all have small talks.
Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Guy. We all can't stand small talks.
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
She's the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
She always needs to talk and talk to you don't
need to.
Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
But the guy I run into in the breakroom is
day of the week guy, and day of the week
guy is the lowest form of small talk on the
face of the earth. There's nothing worse than day of
the week guy. I'm making my coffee and I'll give
you an example. It starts on Monday, because I'm gonna
break down the whole week and like the psychology, because
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I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
I don't get day of the Week.
Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Guy because clearly he's got nothing to say other than
the day of the week. So I'll say it will
be Monday. I'm sitting there. He comes in, he says,
how's it going. I respond back with I'm good you,
and he responds back with as good as I can
on a Monday, Yeah, as good as I can on
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a Monday. What the hell is going on in this
guy's life where he's that said on a Monday. I
actually don't hate Monday. It's the beginning of the week.
I'm kind of refreshed Monday night football maybe on the night,
maybe I got something else going on.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
You may be the only human that enjoys a Monday.
I don't know, But I don't also respond with as
best what is? As best as I can? Are you
going to off yourself because it's a Monday? Why is
the day of the week the day of the week
ruined your life?
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
That I remember we wanted to celebrate Emily's birthday on
a Monday, and she said she would rather die.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Yeah, go to lunch with us? Came out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
I actually think Tuesday is the worst day of the
week because now we're stuck in no man's that we're in.
We're in it on Tuesdays. There's no football on Tuesday.
We're in and on Tuesday, so yesterday was Tuesday. I
go to the breakroom. I'm in there, I'm making coffee.
Am I happy?
Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
It's five ten in the morning. You know, it wouldn't
matter if it was five ten in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
You're never happy.
Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
It's a Tuesday breakroom daily week guy comes in the
breakroom and says to me, how's it going.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
He's starting the conversation.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
I don't start in the conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
We know, and I go, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Good you, because it's all it needs to be, just that.
I'm good you back, and he looks at me with
the most somber inflection in his voice and says, it's Tuesday.
So at this point, at this point do I call
it co workers and say can we do a welfare
check because it's Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Like what's going on? Okay? I gotta figure out, Like
what does that mean? Like we're so far away from
the weekend Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
We're so far away, you know, like Tuesday, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
But it's more somber. He may not make it.
Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
He may not make he may not make it. Do
you not have friends or hobbies? You do you lock
yourself in the room on a Tuesday and just cry
a kickball league something, do something that bad. It's okay, bro,
But then today, but then today I'm excited to hear it.
Now you get to the break room, I'm making coffee.
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This Andrew Thomas left tackle for the Giants.
Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Thing happened.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
I'm not in a good mood. I don't want to
be talked to. I got this new shirt on. But whatever,
And what do you think he tells me on a Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
He's got a little bit of a glimmer in his eyelid.
Now he's not happy. He's still miserable. But he responds
with it's hump day. Oh we heard, we heard the
day this morning. Now is he happy? No, of course not.
He's not happy, but we're almost over there, the hump
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almost over the hump.
Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
So that's the breakdown of Wednesday. That's the hump day.
Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Hump Day, Yeah, hump day.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
So so I'm like, okay, so you're out of the
psych ward because you got through Monday and Tuesday. Those
are tough. Those are tough, but we're getting there. Mad,
we're getting and then and then I see him on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Okay, where where are we on a Thursday? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I'm gonna see you tomorrow. And I know exactly how
this conversation is going to go. I'm gonna be doing
my coffee. How's it going good?
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
And he's going to ride back We're almost there. That's
what he's gonna say to me. It's Thursday, almost there.
So then I start thinking, do you stay up until
midnight and wait for twelve oh one and then just
lose your f and mind because now it's Friday?
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Like, why the day of the week that's important?
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Lover Boy wrote a whole song about this. Everybody's working
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Well, i'll tell you what. When you see the son
of a bitch on a Friday, the pep in his
step looks like you wouldn't believe he's skipping down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
He's like, he's like uncle, what is his name on
Charlie Chalk Factory?
Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Grandpa Jimmy, your own grandpa's named Joe. I forgot, remember
said uncle? He's like Grandpa Joe when he got when
Charlie got the golden ticket. That's this guy on a
Friday kicks And then you gotta be thinking, how buck
does he get on a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
That's a good question. What happens on a Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
You're that happy?
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Saturday must be like Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
When he When you see this guy on a Saturday
and you say to him, how's it going? Does he
just scream in your face? Saturday?
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
We get it?
Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
What did you accomplish?
Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Nothing to that point. What do you think is going
on on Sundays?
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Then, well, it depends when you catch him. Yeah, it
depends when you catchily.
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
You catch him, he's pretty happy, pumped, He's like, oh man,
weekend here. I feel like around six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
We get the emotional dump.
Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Here we go, we get the emotional dump, the adrenaline
rush from Saturday gone. He knows he has to get
up and go to work on Monday and start this
whole process over again. So I feel like Sunday is
a really lonely, miserable time. Can't be around him, Yes,
you cannot be around him. You're very he's very depressed.
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I'm worried about him. I feel like Sunday night is
the worst day of the week. When you only live
for really two days out of the week, Sunday night,
it's got to be the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Well, it's so weird is day of the weekend. You
never see him on the weekend, So like, I would
love to know what he thinks about Saturday and Sunday,
but you only see him during the day week Yeah,
weekend I don't know. Weekend, I don't know, and I
don't want to know, or.
Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Maybe no Friday he's so happy, he's like he we
don't see him because he's gone, like he's out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Man, I don't know he's in Milan.
Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Where does he go?
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Where's Day the Week guy go?
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
And then he comes back on a Sunday and he's
damn it. Yeah, So when you see Day of the
Week guy, when I see him again, I took the
turn like small Talks guy, I don't want to talk
to nobody and Day of the Week guy, like I said,
lowest former small talk, I don't want to talk to
him either. But then after going through this whole process
of getting in the mind of Day and the Week guy,
I've realized I feel sorry for Day of the Week out.
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So from now on I will play Kate Day of
the Week out. When he tells me it's hump day
or almost there, I'll be like, I'm gonna feed into it.
I'm gonna go, hey, Saturday's you know seventy two hours away?
Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Count me out. You know what my response is when
he goes, you know it's Tuesday, my response is always right,
you don't like it either.
Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I mean you don't like Tuesdays either, I mean, right,
it is Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
He's not wrong, he's not wrong, but it's so.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
So if Sky started doing days of the week on top.
Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Of a small talk, I think she should be fired.
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Well then you also got the idiot that Droe's happy Monday. No, no, no, no, worse,
drop Monday. That's equally bad. So you don't need to
kill yourself on a Monday. Yeah, but don't drop a half.
Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
When you when you act, when you act like days
of the week are holidays and you're telling me happy
insert day.
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Of right, you should be punched in the face. I
stand by that. Yeah, I support you on So there
you go. Yeah, this is one I'm in an agreement.
Day of the week guy is the worst man. Well,
I ran into another one of these situations where I
can't help myself and just sit there and think how
would the rest of the members handled This was one
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of those, And in my mind I ran through several
scenarios and I believe each one of you would have
handled it differently. Oh yes, so this was Emily a
grocery store incident. Normally a year the grocery store queen
who runs into all kinds of wacky incidents at the
grocery store because it goes so much. Well, I made
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a rare midweek trip to the grocery store because I
needed something for dinner. That's different for you, very different
for me. But yeah, it did pop up and I
needed a couple of things and so just ran in
quick trip into the grocery store. No big deal. And
it was right after work, so it was dead. Yeah,
it was not a big deal. And so ran got
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my little hand cart, ohasket, hand basket, ran got my
few things that I needed to put him in the cart,
and then there was only one lane open and there
was a couple of people in there, but there was
like four self checkouts. So I'm like, oh, okay enough and
nobody was there.
Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
So I go, all right, well, I'm just gonna I
know what I'm doing here, so I'm just gonna go
self check out and get the heck out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Be done.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Yeah, self checkout is like made for grocery trips like that,
you know what, I.
Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Be perfect, a couple of things, three four items, super
eas now, so I go up to the self checkout
and now to you know, say the truth. I wasn't
really paying attention. I was just trying to get in
and out, and so I put my basket down and
I start to scan. Well, the uh you know, there's
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always a one person that's like sort of in charge
of the self checkout. Yeah, like that's her one job.
They hover over and it'smly if there's an issue or whatever,
they can clear it and then whatever. That's all they do. Yeah,
my boring job.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
My person I see doing one of two things. Either
they're just standing in the corner on their phone, like hovering,
you know, waiting for the one light to go off.
Or they're they're socializing, you know what I mean, they
know that one regular and they're talking and then when
you're like does go off, then they're not paying attention
and you like literally have to go like tap them
to get help.
Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
I do those see I do those? See them the
ones that kind of try to look busy and try
to like make it seem like they're like they're the
king of the castle, like they're in charge.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
So I feel like we got all those different.
Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Well this one, I'm my back, this turn, I'm scanning
the items. She comes out of nowhere from behind and
walks right up to me and says something very abruptly
and bruntly. Bluntly. She comes up and goes, yeah, normally
we go left right.
Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Even I don't I'm like looking around, I'm like, what
are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
I put my basket? You know how in self checkout
you have the part where you're supposed to put your
hand basket. Yeah, and then you scan and then you
have the bagging area bagging area. I reversed it, and
I wasn't really paying attention, so I put my handbasket
in the bigger area where you're supposed to bag it,
and then I was scanning it and putting in the
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smaller area. So she was one hundred correct, but she
was irritated with me, like I I have made the
biggest crime in grocery store history.
Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Normally we go left to right now.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Was your screen not?
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Because sometimes, because I've done this before, I feel like
this is a common thing, especially like when you're newer
to it was your screen not allowing you to move
to the next item, because sometimes it's like put in
the bagging area, blah blah, blah.
Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I know it by CBS that I go to they
have two little self checkouts, and your who.
Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Still goes to CVS unless you need to get medic often?
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I know that's hot bup. And you have a you
have a Walmart, you have a grocery store about than
Walmart has a pharmacy, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
But for some reason CVS is just easier than my
Walmart to get it to. Anyway, you go left to right,
but if you put something on the right, there's a
weighted it gets weighted, so like you wouldn't be able
to do anything if you there was no issues.
Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Yeah, okay, so she's just like making a little comment.
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Wasn't a little comment. She came like a bat out
of hell and right up to me and abrupt like
I said, very bluntly said to me, uh, we go
left to right, normally we go left to right.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Oh what do you mean normally?
Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
And I look down and I realized my horrific mistake,
and I go, oh yeah. Now, in a normal time,
this would really bother me, and I would probably chirp back.
I would probably say something to her like in a
a whole jokingly way, been like, oh there is the
machine going to break down here. Oh my gosh, I'm
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so sorry. You know, I would be like that guy,
but we're in the holiday season, holiday, and he can't
be bothered. He is happy guy. Nothing is going to
bring him down. And so I gave her a big
smile and I went, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even realize they did that. That's so crazy.
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You know what, you have yourself a great day. I'm
so sorry. I'll fix that right now. So I did
totally totally different reactions.
Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I love this' that's holiday and running around.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
So I think, okay, drama over. I switched the basket.
I moved the items completely over. So now I'm going
left right, the proper way. Okay. So the last thing
I go to scan is ahead of lettuce. I got
some lettuce, and so I go to the thing and looking,
I'm looking up whatever it was, red leaf lettuce. I
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don't know that.
Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
That was.
Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
The whole time I was wondering what kind of lettuce.
Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Clearly it was an iceberg, because they have a barcode
on the Iceberg sky.
Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
I didn't I didn't realize. I didn't realize that. I
actually assumed it was.
Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
It's funny you say that, because not just Iceberg has
a bar code on it. So I go and I'm
looking up red leaf lettus and you know, I'm going
through the screens or whatever. She comes bad at hell again,
She's pissed. I don't know I had it right there.
I'm just looking at the thing. I got it, I
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got it. I don't know what the hell. She literally
moves me to the side. You have an it guy
when you're when they want to work on your computer,
they're like move like this was her. She's like move,
And I'm like, what what. I'm not trying to scam anything.
I'm not you know, I'm not Emily over here. I'm
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not cutting stalks off. I don't understand what's going on.
She goes, you know, this lettuce has a bar code
on it and opens up. It's I have it in
the bag, the little you know, proce bag. She opens
it up, shows me that there's like a little tie
around the lettuce and on that tie there is a
barcode and no, I didn't know that, and and why
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does it matter. I'm looking it up.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
It's gonna come up. You'll pay either way.
Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
And again, not nice about it, like, oh, next time
in case you know what, nothing like that. She goes,
you know, there's a barcode on this I'm like, oh
my god, what have I done here to this lady?
I have insulted her on the most extreme level possible.
I screwed up the left to right. Now there's a
barcode on the lettuce which I didn't even know about.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Why does she? Why does she so upset?
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Why is she focused on over there?
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Not one person? Not one person?
Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
Go scroll Instagram ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Maybe if there.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Was people waiting, I could I could understand that she
needs to get people through. There was not one other
person in self checkout, and so she had to show
me that there is barcode on this Dan, and I'm
just like, okay, and again I'm Holiday Eddy, So I go,
oh my gosh. Never knew that. That is unbelievable. I
know I always thought you had to look it up.
Isn't that crazy? Thank you for showing you Now.
Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
I know you're Holiday Eddie, But is there a fire
starting to burn?
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Because for me, it's ah.
Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Like for me, like you said, you'd wonder what we
would do. I'm starting to get a little.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
I'm irritated because I'm like, why is this woman so
fixated on what I would do? And so I didn't
really get it. You know, I was just confused more
than anything. But I'm still like, I'm gonna kill her
with kindness because I'm holiday Eddie, We're not doing it.
So that being said, I had the thought, as soon
as I get all my stuff together and get the
hell out of there, of like, okay, how are each
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of you three handling this now? Thora says he tell
her shot what what exactly? If that sort of thing's happening,
and let's start with the you know your.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Right, I'd be like, whoa easy?
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
If I was in a bad mood or just in
a mood, or I felt like I was getting embarrassed,
we see a little like joking, yeah, like relax, but
not like mean the second time I'd go hey, chill out, fully,
I'd go chill out. I was when I get angry.
Everyone's doing okay, bro, dude, I turned this guy. I
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would have said, hey, chill out, dude, you know, and
then then then then you know, I really now it's
really uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
But I definitely would have said something you didn't like it. No,
I'm not letting that slide.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Let's say on a occasion, you're not in a bad mood.
You're not in any sort of mood. You're just going through.
Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
The motion again.
Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
The first time I would have said okay, I would
have been like, cool with it. The second time I
would I would still have been yeah, because now I
feel like, you know you're punking me. I just I
have this weird thing about that. Yeah, it's stupid, I know,
but I would have that's what I The second time,
I would have been, it's good time. Yeah, would have like,
you gotta chill out, you want to smoke? Yeah, I
would have loudly been like, chill out, Okay, we're all good.
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Like that's what I like.
Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Aggressive aggressive, more like loudly like I'm trying to embarrass you. Now, Okay, all.
Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Right, you said that. You know, now you're starting to
get it that fire gave her fifty paid for a grocery,
dropped it, left, yeah, and left the grocery.
Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Well, how are you honestly handling?
Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
Okay, So the first time she comes at me that
I'm scanning the wrong way, I'm gonna apologize.
Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
My gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm so absent minded
today that that's silly.
Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Thank you for letting me know. Thank you for letting
me know.
Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Uh. The second time she comes and the lettuce issue,
the fire is burning, but as you know, when the
fire burns, I say nothing. And what I do is,
for some reason, I go the opposite way and not
like a kill him with kindness, but like we're friends,
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Like I'm going to overtalk and try and make this
normal for some reason.
Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Yeah, so I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Start telling her about Oh my gosh, I'm new to
red Ley's fledus, I just started making smooth.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Thank you so much for letting me know.
Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
Now time and then, even though the fire is burning,
I will smile and thank her again as I walk
out this Wow. But as soon as I get home
to my husband, I'll be like, hey, can you believe
this bee at the grocery store?
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
But now you're talking, Yeah, you're good to do.
Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Yeah, next time again, I'll still say nothing. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
So now I got asked the queen the expert she is,
you know, the shopping expert goes shopping the most has
run into several issues at the grocery store. Too many
to give you count. I don't eve even know where
to begin with you. I don't feel like you would
be in this situation, first of all, because you are
the queen. But let's let's just say you weren't paying
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attention whatever. You're moving so fast you don't realize you're
going the wrong way. It s getting left right? What
do you and she comes up to you in addresses
by the.
Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Way, if I see you standing over there, if I
see Addie over there going right to left, I'm immediately annoying.
Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Completely.
Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
See you're a more hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
I don't know the produce codes by heart like you do.
But sorry I didn't. Everybody doesn't know clearly because I
didn't know. But okay, so the left right situation.
Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Situation, I'm already whenever I go to SEP check out
anyway and pretty much at a constant state of mind,
I'm frantic.
Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
So I'm already why. I mean, it's true, you're not nothing,
you got nothing to go.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
To the water.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
I'm always frantic.
Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
So okay, so I'm already hypen, I'm already frantic. You
come over to me with an attitude out the gate
right at the jump. If you I'm mad she's going
and I'll go, Okay, is it that big of a
problem that I'm going to I know for a fact
there's no scale on that side. It doesn't matter, thank you.
(01:31:20):
She'll probably walk away if I continue going. And if
I do, I don't realize that I'm scanning the radley Flettis,
which would never happen.
Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
But if I'm doing that, I'll go over this.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
What if my chance there was a piece of produce
that didn't have like a water melon like that? Does
that have work? I don't like a sticker.
Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
Sometimes sometimes the stickers fall off.
Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Okay, okay, yeah, so you're looking it up, they're looking
up whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
They're looking it up. I understand that I'm gonna look
it up. What does it matter to you. I'm good,
thank you very much, I'm good. Thank you. Oh, thank you.
And it's on and she comes back for some other reason.
Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
You don't want that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
She don't want that. No, no, no, I'm not having it.
I'm not having it. Wow, I'm not happy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
That played out way differently than I played. Yeah, I
was just way over the top. Yeah, well it's holid Eddie,
you know, so it's a different type of yeah, you know,
normal Eddie. I don't know that he's going to be
that happy about it, and I would probably give her
something back, but in this case you get nothing but joy.
Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Like you need to tell me what story you right?
I want to go find this.
Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
No, no, I mean I'm fine. No, no, no, no,
it's it's all good. It's all good.
Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
We all know next week Thanksgiving. Pretty pumped about that, right.
Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
You guys are It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Now we come back from Thanksgiving break, the first day back,
and we right into.
Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
What do you think, sweetie? Sweet sweet, you want to
talk about a dumb question? Oh no, slide it right in.
Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Slide it.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Right away. Anyway, we've got to get through next Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
For lots of people love Thanksgiving. Get through it. That's
that sounds negative. Get through it.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Is what it is. As we all prepare for our
big Thanksgiving feast. This is a wild question to ask.
If you could only pick five things to be on
your Thanksgiving dinner table, what's your five?
Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
And this includes the desert snacks and also the dessert,
so anything you eat, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Snacks, I don't know. I think this is pretty simple,
pretty simple. Yeah, I don't think that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Yeah, okay, crazy guy.
Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Okay, well what's your five?
Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Sorry? Simple?
Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
I mean yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Are we including the turkey?
Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Yeah? I mean again, I didn't I knew what.
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
We were doing this.
Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
It was like, okay, five, you can pick.
Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Obviously, have the turkey, cranberry sauce, the gravy, right that counts.
Yeah that's three, the the yams, and then give me
some cherry pie.
Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
You are the weirdest human being I ever weird.
Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
You didn't pick mashed potatoes, fine with it ruined my
mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
And I believe that you're gonna go cherry pie over
pumpkin pie. I don't like pumpkin pie, but who eats
cherry pie at Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Gonna go over think over stuffing? What part of have
you been listening to the show for love yams?
Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
But I know, I thought when it's up against green
bean casserole, you love yams.
Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
I didn't know if it's up against stuff I loams
or mashed potatoes. Yeah, sorry, I love Miam.
Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
There's a nutcase. It's just so crazy. This is what
I like cherry pie. Cherry, dude, what do you warrant?
My sister asked me what kind of pie?
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Want it?
Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
And I said cherry, and she goes, you don't like apple?
I go, I do, but I like cherry.
Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
But where is the pumpkin pie? I don't like pumpkin
Its weird?
Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
All right, here's my five again, Turkey of auby. Okay,
mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, cover it all. Now here's the thing.
I got three items and I can only pick one
one spot left. So my three it comes to pumpkin pie.
(01:35:28):
It comes cranberry sauce and green bean castle. Bean castle,
which is why I think I'm gonna take the green
bean casserole as my Fifth's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
It sucks you're you're nuts. You're not gonna have dessert.
I'm normally really full anyway. So you don't want piece
of pie? I still eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
I still eat you don't you just have pie by
itself like a freak show. This is make me a
food show? How do you eat? I wouldn't even know
how to eat.
Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
I wouldn't even know how to eat pie without a
cup of coffee. I wouldn't even know how to do
it and a decaf.
Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
By the way, when Thor came over to my house
for Thanksgiving, we had to make a special pot of
coffee just for Thorn Stop.
Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Thank you, thank you. Why I'm agast, Well, I was
a guest.
Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
He was asking, well, we're having cake.
Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
And we're having pie and there's no coffee. We're just
sitting around like idiots. My thirst. All right?
Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
So those my five?
Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Wow, no dessert said it's easy, easy for today tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Oh, I'm going to get mad.
Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
You couldn't be more. I only have five. This is
like the fut that he beats a plane leg. This
was what I would choose. I don't even need to
only be allowed five. I'm not putting anything else on
my plate. Oh give me the turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing,
gravy and greeny and casserole.
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
I don't even I don't like a take or leave
the pie. I don't like cranberry sauce. So give me
all of that yump.
Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Is that the same as yours picks?
Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
I think it was because he was twin plates.
Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Oh my god, it is the same table. You guys
are in love.
Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Let's care.
Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Just be careful. Well, I don't want her. Excuse me,
I don't want.
Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
I want.
Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
You like a lot of pepper. And that was an accident. God,
sound like that? Oh, I thought we were just sharing
something to we.
Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
And then well, anyway, get righty ladies and gentlemen. You uh,
I thought thora had a little bit of a crazy list.
But what you're about to hear? Can she even named five?
Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
I honestly don't think that she could name it like
she can.
Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Five different kinds of rolls? Yeah, because that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
I think we could. We could go over and do it.
We don't even need her.
Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
She loves the roles. She's counting butter as an ingredient, rolls, chicken,
but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
I don't even meets on the table. You don't think
meets on the cramers stuffing stuff. It's gotta be canned
cranberry sauce. She loves massed potatoes. No gravy, no greeny castle,
no yams. What's the what's the last item? She doesn't
like pie at all. What's the last item?
Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
The number five spot was pretty hard for me.
Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
What's the last item? You're like? Well, like her steamed carrots, steam, carrots.
Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Okay, I don't know what's your last item?
Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Do we do?
Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
We get the four number one rolls and this is
an order of importance.
Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Okay, number two stuffing both bread items, by the way.
Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
And don't make it weird, please just make it normal.
Number three canned cranberry, got it. Number four mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
We got it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Gravy. Number five right, she hates great.
Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
And number five. This was a struggle, but I ended
up settling on mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Do you normally have mac and cheese cheeses?
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
That's the thing, it's risky. I almost went ambrosia salad.
Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
You like ambrosia, but too creamy.
Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
I love a good marshmallow.
Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
You know, you give me someone with marshmallows in it,
I'm gonna I'm gonna find a way to make that work.
But I decided I wanted something a little warm, little hearty.
So as long as you don't get stupid with your cheeses,
would and I would like some bread crumbs toasted on.
Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Top, please, Mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
That's the stunner, really.
Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
But I I almost thought about chicken, because you know,
my family serves a nice chicken nice for Thanksgiving table
but I said no, I can eat the cranberry sauce
by myself.
Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
I don't need.
Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
No, no, no, very carb heavy.
Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
I don't need gravy on anything. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
That's gross. What a terrible meal is great?
Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
Yeah, well, they asked America this question, and America's top five.
Of course, Number one is turkey. Number two must number
one turk. Yeah, that's weird, right, Number two must have
is stuffing. Number three is the mashed potatoes. Number four
is gravy.
Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
That's my top four right there.
Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
And number five pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Where's cherry pie?
Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
I didn't I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
It's an acquired taste, and I like cherry pie. Carry on,
not on Thanksgiving. That doesn't make any sense. I don't
know they weren't bringing over cherry pie. But how do
you know they're bringing over?
Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Cool? It's a seasonal thing.
Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the most highly anticipated
events of the year. This is I've been the whole
year in the making. You've heard it referenced many times
(01:41:02):
throughout the year on this show. It is time for
Thor's Hunkiest Dudes. He wants to do stuff with or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
It's his massive I don't know how this started. We
had such crazy opinions about People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Cover I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Every year he would talk about it, Yeah, and then
the Blake Shelton year, it really went to another level
and he thought that that list, no or that honor
really didn't matter anymore. And so he, without asking or prompting,
decided he was going to come up with his own
sexiest Guy list. And that's what he's done for the
(01:41:56):
past three or four years, where he's revealed a top
ten hottest skies in Hollywood or whatever it is, and
it's become now show war where it's so big now
and referenced so many times that it is a true event.
Could paparazzi are here? I wish I was wearing a tux.
(01:42:18):
You shouldn't again. If we ever do take this thing
on the road, you might have to get one.
Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
People are pissed that we didn't know. Now do you
ever ask people like sky, you know, females for input
on your list?
Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Why would I ask skies? It was it skies? Do
ask Emily? Do I ask you, what's your favorite what
the best alcohol is?
Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
So here we are. Last year was a big year.
We had a new number one, you know. We we
were sort of in the older Hollywood realm where it
was the Tom Cruise, the brad Hits of the world
in previous years. So as an affinity for older men there,
I just.
Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Feel like, I just feel like those guys are massive
A List stars and there aren't a lot of A
List stars left, so until they get dethroned, I can't
take them off.
Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
The last year was big. Chris Hemsworth was named the
best looking guy in Hollywood. Now, would you like to
go over your criteria that you consider for making this list,
because it's not just.
Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
No, it's not just looks. Obviously looks has something to
do with it. You're not going to see an ugly
guy on this list. I'm sorry, that's not happening. Who's
the guy that won the oscar for Oppenheimer? He ain't
making the list? Okay and happening. So looks are apart
of it, but also its status. Are you an A lister?
And if you are, I think Saram Murphy's good looking down.
Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
And if you're an A lister. Oh and I have
a type.
Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
I just you know, I can say if your man
is attractive, and if you're an A lister, what have
you had any movies out this year?
Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
What's your social presence?
Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Do you donate that charity that wait? I know, what
do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
What do you do for the are you in the paparazzi?
I alot?
Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Are you doing negative press? Positive press? It's a lot
that goes into it this year. Let me just say,
sky before I get to your question. This year was
extremely difficult because if you look around, a lot of
big A list actors did not have big movies this year.
A lot of them didn't do much, and a lot
it's hard to tell what is a big movie was
not a big movie now because if it goes straight
to Netflix, it's big on Netflix, like that terrible Jalo
(01:44:31):
movie was, But if that was in the theater, it
would have completely bombed. So it's like it's really it's
kind of streaming services. Straight to movies. Straight to streaming
have kind of ruined Hollywood a little bit. But that's
a whole nother story, but go ahead, Skyy.
Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
So that actually leads to my question.
Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
You talk about status, and there's quite a few people
in Hollywood that have high status now that aren't actually
like movie stars, whether you're an influencer, whether you're a.
Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Netflix star, influencers aren't making my life.
Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Would you ever consider or any of those handsome.
Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
Influencers aren't making my list? If you do thirty second
videos where you're eating a burger and you're gonna rating,
you're not making my list. I'm sorry, influencers, mister mister
beast isn't making my list because he put it because
he put himself in a in a casket for forty
eight hours and he went on.
Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
So that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Oh, I'm sorry. You know he's not a good look.
Come on, man, he's a movie stop because that's the
biggest stop slip. Well, also, oh here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
If you're a massive musical artist, you could make the list. Okay, yeah,
I mean if you transcend music and acting, you could
make the list. Maybe you had a big album this
year and you've got nominated for a bunch of Grammys.
Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
I don't know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Maybe you're a giant athlete who transcends Hollywood and as
as big as it gets Wow, you know, okay, are
we ready?
Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Are you ready? I should ask?
Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
How could I not be?
Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
Okay? He's been strapping like this is crazy. He literally
he has been doing it all year. Like he puts
guys in, takes guys out. This is like, this is
the biggest deal that there is, far and away. This
is the hardest list. Really, I don't know if I'm
excited nervous. I'm feeling all the emotions.
Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
I just noticed that Thor's nipples are hard for the
for yeah, for.
Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
The what's very cold in here? I just thought you
were very excited. Yes, there we go, take it away, pal, Well,
we'll guitar with our honorable mention. Yesterday I said, yesterday,
I said, Jeremy Allen White gotten Iron White. Jeremy Iron White,
No Alan, Sorry, why says Iron got an honorable mention?
Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
But that guy's ugly?
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
He's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
Here's another.
Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
Here's another honorable mention. Matthew McConaughey didn't make the top ten?
Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
What what has he done? What is he?
Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
I know he's on like a book tour right now,
but come on, his son's acting. Yeah, he was another
another honorable mention?
Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
How many honorable mentions do we listen? Okay for Johnble
honorable mention.
Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
He's people what is he done this year? Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
I'll wait that movie if that bombed? No thanks, no thanks.
Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
But you put on a.
Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Movie that bombs, you're not making my list. I love
John Cristians, I'm a big fan, but you can't come
on the movie. If had turd written all over? Did
the last Jack Ryan? Was that last year? Yeah, that
it came out. If it was good, he would have
made the list. And then my final honorable mention, this
will shock you, Dave Frank, I.
Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Mean make it.
Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
He's so close every year talking about what is what
has he done?
Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
He's done the last ten years. Dave is so close.
One day he will make its three comes out. I
love that all right? Number ten here, Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
My god, you're not ready.
Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
It was starting the list said.
Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
Number ten five minutes ago, and we have a first
timer alert.
Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
This is crazy in this This just proves what.
Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
It's an unbiased list because Travis Kelcey has made the
list at number ten.
Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
Hold on what it's unbiased?
Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
I can't deny it. I can't. I can't stand the
Kelsey brothers. They're massively over exposed, But I am a pro.
The guy's been everywhere. He's Dayton Taylor Swift for the
Ultimate Power Couple. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Status.
Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
He's a Hall of Fame player, game show host, and
an actor. Not to mention, he's an attractive man.
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Is he your type? I don't have a t I
can't deny pray Jason is going to be.
Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
Jason's I can tell you right now, Jason.
Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Hey, did you see how much of a jackassi? Did
you see how much of a jackass he looked like
last night with his suspenders on? I'm on that football.
Come on, Dayton Taylor Swift, you gotta make the list. Status.
That's status, I mean ultimate, He's everywhere. Number ten, first
time alert Travis kels.
Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
And he's about to be in that new series and
things like that. Dude, I am stunned. I know you're ready.
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
You're ready for another shocker? Number nine?
Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Are you ready for a number?
Speaker 5 (01:49:16):
Like? If if we were in Vegas, I never would
have put money on Travis Kelcey making this list?
Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
Like the odds, Are you ready for another choker? Number
nine in a row? Chris Helmsworth, last year's er.
Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
There's no elderly name is so beautiful that I don't
spot he hasn't done anything. Yes, what what furials? Yeah,
oh yeah that kind of bomb. No didn't he did good?
He's so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
If it was okay, I mean, I know you liked it,
but you know what really hurt him? You know what
really hurt him that terrible cartoon movie Transformers that he
did with gradual hands. And if you doing cartoon movies
and I'm making the list, he went for one tone,
you can't be a voice. He went from one to nine. Listen,
he's super funny, seems laid back and cool, seems like
(01:50:10):
the kind of guy you want to play volleyball with
and then grab some fruits. Movies are that's what you
want to do with Chris House volleyball, fruit smoothies. We're
hanging out. He's a great wingman. He's a great wingman.
Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
You're a wingman, I would say, so you're both for Yeah,
that's weird.
Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Just doesn't make it. Going from one to nine. It's
a tough tough fall, but big one, furioso. It was
I've heard it was got good reviews, but it did
not blow up. And he only did the other thing,
and he had a whole thing about who's gonna he was?
He did that Disney show where he was going to
pull back from acting a little bit. Remember when he
got that he has a park that Alzheimer's gene.
Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
Yeah, so this this one hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
This one hurts the list because he has an alzheber geh.
He said he was going to pull back from acting,
So this is I don't I don't know what said
this is a tough year, but that's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
I can't imagine who is a better looking guy in
Hollywood than this.
Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
It's not just about looks, because obviously he's one of
the better looking.
Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
Guys, but he's he's an a lister.
Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Yeah, I feel like everyone on here is I'm not
putting the listeners on here.
Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Oh you just offended him.
Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
This one is.
Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Going to be extremely controversial. Number eight. We have a
first time alert another.
Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
We need some sort of bell or alarm when you're
first time er making the.
Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
List, like the sounder at the draft when you know
the time.
Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
Now, this one, you guys are not gonna like. But
I have stats that back it up.
Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
We're not going to like it.
Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
He's never made the list before. And never we talk
about the list. It's going to shock you musical artist
what eminem has made the list at number eight, and
you may be saying yourself, this is stupid, that doesn't
make sense no longer.
Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
Let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (01:51:56):
All the credit he got from the Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Let me tell you what it's Oh no, no, let
me tell you lie. He's fifty two years old, just
put out one of the best arapp albums of the year,
nominated from multiple Grammys. His hit single we Play on
a Rock Station, which is amazing, and on top of
that before the v m as and is the most
viewed artist on YouTube in the world, bigger than Taylor Swift.
That's a fact. But Baby Blues, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Looking? You're weird looking. He's like, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
Doesn't make any transcends or he transcends music. He's not
like a people like, he's not out in the public.
Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
So it like, Hey, at the end of the day,
this isn't Eddie's list, Emily's list or Scott.
Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
You've taken this to a weird place because you usually
take this very seriously. Uh you tell you just mentioned
being unbiased. This is all biased you just love, Eminem.
Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
This is Blake Shelton all over it.
Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
Yeah, bigger than you.
Speaker 5 (01:53:03):
Yeah, but looks wise, looks like sus You got a point.
Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Totally disagree. After that, I gotta take a break.
Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
I can't recover from this. I don't understand what is
going on.
Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Got Google images?
Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Well, we're only at eight ladies and gentlemen. More to
come in Thor's Best Looking Guys in Hollywood on the show.
Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
We are in the middle.
Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Of Thor's reveal of his best Looking Guys in Hollywood list.
It's been a stunner so far. He's revealed his first
three on the list. Conging in Number ten was Travis Kelsey.
You guys didn't see coming. Number nine was the former
number one, Chris Hemsworth. Number eight, Eminem, very controversial. I
(01:53:52):
get it.
Speaker 3 (01:53:53):
The world is in shock. The world is in shock. Well,
I can't get ready for number seven.
Speaker 2 (01:53:57):
Oh my god, here we go. We will almost shake
the core.
Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
I don't think I've ever gotten off track, Eminem. I
felt we got a little off track. I felt like
we got a little purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Disagree, okay, disagree, disagree, okay. Number seven Brad Pitt, Wow,
I'm not mad at it. Seven Brad is still gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (01:54:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
I think we can.
Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
As long as he breathes, he will make the list.
Really somebody, As long as he breathes. He's the definition
of the best looking guy in Hollywood. I mean he's everything.
Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
I believe my first ever best looking guy in Hollywood
for you. I think he was somewhere. Yes, he was
number one. He was number one. He was number one
twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3 (01:54:42):
He was the one access that.
Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
So he had a movie this year with George Clooney.
Didn't get that great from Apple. But they already made
a sequel, or they're going to make a sequel. Listen,
as long as he breathes. His his daughter changed her
last name because she hates him. Oh hard, help them,
you know what I say?
Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
Good rides.
Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Brad sober now and he deserves our forgiveness. Shallow Okay,
whatever he did, he's sorry. I forgive you, Brad. And
you're sixty years old and you still got the looks.
Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
Do you prefer long hair Brad or short hair Brad?
Short hair brad Man? Really sure? I feel like gives
him of a serious vibe. Great actor.
Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
He's won an Oscar right, just hasn't really done a
lot this year other than the Clooney movie.
Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
But he would be higher if if.
Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
It's Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
Okay, I'm sorry, number six, This guy, this is this
is this guy's second year on the list. Michael b
Oran you love Michael Bay. It was a quiet year
for MBG MBJ, but he does have a movie coming
(01:55:55):
out called Sinners that looks pretty good, a little different
for him.
Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
It's like a horror movie slash thriller. Be interesting. The
man's instagram was no.
Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Joke super act.
Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
He went through a tough breakup with Lori Harvey, but
he persevered that Steve Steve Harvey's kid. He persevered enough
to make the list. He's got a perfect combination.
Speaker 3 (01:56:13):
Of cool yet sophisticated.
Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
Wow that I like about. Michael b has all the chops.
Take the crown from Denzel one Day, he really does.
He could be the top guy in Hollywood. He could
be the Denzel came out and said he's going to
retire from acting, and he was glad of year too.
Denzel one Day had a shot at making the list.
But he's too you know, I just don't see it anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
It was Michael B.
Speaker 4 (01:56:36):
Where did he land on the list last year? Did
you put him up or down?
Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
What a what a wild question? Emily, he was not
on the list last year. Yeah, he was on the
list last number number four on the list last year.
And also only reason he didn't make the top five
my wife likes him a little too much.
Speaker 5 (01:56:58):
Us. I just checked out his instagram based on Thor's recommendation.
Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
And yes, so, Michael B.
Speaker 5 (01:57:05):
Jordan thirst trap Stuffinitely, I see why you Yeah, no joke,
yes you you are.
Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
He is a handsome man. Order you know why? Because
we're top five.
Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
Wow, entering the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:57:23):
This is where legends are made. Listen, you make the list. Shoot,
you make honorable mention. That's a big deal. We don't
just give honorable mentions in the list to anybody, Okay,
but you now making the list is as big as
it gets. Top five fame status.
Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
That's something you tell your crew.
Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
Five is all very good.
Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
Top five is Hall of fame number five first timer
or what.
Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
Five?
Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Five timer?
Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
Again?
Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
This list? Pruis, I am unbiased. What Pedro has ow
has made the list?
Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
Manah my god, he was freaking wow.
Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
Fan. I'm not the biggest fan I'm not the biggest fan,
but he was everywhere. He was just high, but he
was everywhere. Not me, he was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
Lord last of us New Fantastic four.
Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
He's a glad here too. He's Corona guy ConA. He's
glady here too.
Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
Yeah, he's forty, he's forty nine. But he ages like
a bottle of whiskey in your favorite pair of blue jeans.
Who saw that?
Speaker 2 (01:58:41):
Now I feel weird.
Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
Yeah, my man is on fire right now and he
deserves to be in the top ten. And this again,
I am unbiased with the list. I go with what's
in now?
Speaker 5 (01:58:54):
Is he the guy you were saying the other day
that it makes you feel uncomfortable that he has to
touch people people to his anxiety.
Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
Yes, and I listen, I have mental health issues.
Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
You know, whatever works for him. I just thought it
was a little odd how much him and Vanessa Kirby
were touching.
Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
Are they married, are they not married? Are they together?
I don't know. That's for another time, but I do
know that he has made them.
Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
Wow, give me one more number four first time?
Speaker 4 (01:59:28):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
This is madness. There's a lot of big names, by
the way, they're not gonna They're gonna make I can't
believe this.
Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
This guy has had the turnaround of the century.
Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
Austin Butler.
Speaker 3 (01:59:45):
What you hated his face? You did an entire rant
about him.
Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
No one can deny his looks. The man looks like
a movie star. Does he still talk like Elvis? But
I've accepted it. And if you listen to his voice
before cool Okay. He's had a solid year. He was
nominated for an Oscar start the year. He was in
a really good show called Mashes of the Air on
Apple Team. He was really good shows at acting Chops.
(02:00:11):
If Tom Hanks thinks you're good enough to be on
his show, you're good enough to thor And he was
a badass in the movie Bikers with Tom Hardy.
Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
But badass little. He has Doomed Too.
Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
He's huge in that Done Too. Has the chops to
be around a long time cruise Pitt McConaughey. They're getting
older and Butler wants to Butler crown the Butler did
it nuts.
Speaker 3 (02:00:39):
Butler wants the crowd millionaires.
Speaker 2 (02:00:42):
I'm stunned. Well, we have got through most of the list.
Do you have the top three to go? Ladies and gentlemen,
quick time out. When we return. Who is going to
be Number one and Thora's Best Looking Guys in Hollywood List?
We're about to find out next on the show We
are in it Man, this is wild.
Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
This is the biggest Thor's Best Looking Guys in Hollywood
list of all time. It's crazy to review once again.
Here we go at number ten, first timer Travis Kelcey,
number nine, the former number one, Chris Hemsworth. Number eight,
(02:01:24):
another first timer, give it to very contrabah.
Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
I'll take it eminem at number eight, number seven, another
former champ, Brad Pitt at number six. Michael B.
Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
Jordan's at number five, another first timer, Pedro Pascal and
I'm happy about that.
Speaker 3 (02:01:49):
Number four, another.
Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
First time Austin Butler. Shock Butler. Unbelievable. So here we go,
ladies and gentlemen. People waiting for it's buckled.
Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
Top three seats buckled up to me, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
Number three. I can't this guy. He's a bona fide
a lister. I don't have to say that much here.
He could do any role. Comedy check, drama check.
Speaker 3 (02:02:20):
Action check. Woow.
Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Number three Ryan Gosling, Oh, the gossip, the gossip.
Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
Holy forgotten to be honest with started off the year
by stealing the show at the Oscars. Remember I mean
March was the Oscars. You gotta remember that's twenty twenty four,
twenty twenty four, right. It took a little bit of
a hit movie, Fall Guy.
Speaker 3 (02:02:44):
Yeah, it was. People thought that was gonna do a
lot better.
Speaker 2 (02:02:47):
I thought I was gonna do a lot better than
it did, too.
Speaker 1 (02:02:50):
It wasn't terrible from what I understand, but not amazing.
He's a staple in Hollywood right now. He's a triple threat.
He's got looks, he's got charisma, and he makes you
think if I was in the.
Speaker 2 (02:03:01):
Dudes I date that guy what I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
I'm not I said, if I was into dude, you know,
I said, I gostly he's just he's the best man,
And honestly he's not the best.
Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
He's number three.
Speaker 3 (02:03:14):
He is last year, number two year, number three.
Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
Last year.
Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
Ken Yeah, I mean you're that's the height and then
you know, yeah, and he, like you said.
Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
His movie wasn't the biggest, but still still up there.
Top three. That's that's that's legit, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
Number two, number two, number two is a guy who
last year, wasn't even in the top five, and now
he's number two.
Speaker 3 (02:03:40):
Okay, Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
Biggest movie of the year. Yeah, without the biggest movie
of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
I thought he was number one, and social media presences
as big as it gets.
Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
He's uh, he's he plays himself in.
Speaker 3 (02:03:54):
Every movie, but everyone loves it. I mean, what can
you say?
Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
Now? His wife brought him down a little bit controversial.
Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
Blake Lively kind of rude to some people that were
interviewing her, the whole stuff on the set of that
third movie she was in that no one cares about
because you don't even round because you know, guilty association,
lackage deal.
Speaker 5 (02:04:16):
But at the same time brings the status up because
they're in the Taylor Swift world, do you know what
I mean? Like they hang with her, they go out
to dinner with her, to their birthday parties.
Speaker 3 (02:04:28):
Yea, that is true.
Speaker 1 (02:04:29):
He's got h superstar energy, too powerful to stop with
great apps. The man could do it all when the
last time he had a car was but who cares?
Speaker 2 (02:04:39):
I mean, when you're Deadpool.
Speaker 4 (02:04:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
I honestly I would have put money he was going
to be number one, just based on the year he
had I have five names that I thought were going
to be on the list, I wouldn't even have thought
that any of these five would be number one. Yeah,
it may not even be one of the five. This
(02:05:03):
is why I don't even know what's happening right now.
Speaker 3 (02:05:05):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:05:06):
But the emergence of Travis Kelcey and Eminem have knocked
some of these names off the list, which is crazy.
But here we are, ladies and gentlemen. Who is this
year's number one twenty twenty four doors best looking guys
in Hollywood winner.
Speaker 1 (02:05:27):
His career has taken off like a rocket ship, and
he's soaring like an eagle. We have a first timer
alert along with the number one, first ever first timer
to be number one. Wait, I think we all know
what's coming hold on, I think we all know what's
coming down. Glenn Powell number happens.
Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
It happened.
Speaker 1 (02:05:52):
Yeah, I mean Tom Cruise saw the potential, he grabbed
the gold crown and ran with it. He was in Twisters,
he was in Hit Man. I know you guys didn't
like the movie he did with Ceey Sweety, but they're
going to make a sequel. He's everywhere right now. He's
he's got. He's a mixture of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt,
and Matthew McConaughey. It's incredible, like if they all had
(02:06:13):
a baby. It's incredible. The man could do it all
here in that movie. Man, he's a great actor. He's
about to be in a TV show where he plays
a really funny football character.
Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
Hold on number, hold on? But I can't, Can I please? Y?
Speaker 3 (02:06:31):
Just do it?
Speaker 2 (02:06:32):
Tell you what the names who are not on the list,
and I need an explanation why they're not one. I'm
gonna start on the lower end because I don't know
that he's a huge fan. But I thought he had
a shot Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 3 (02:06:45):
Other than Deadpool? What has he done? And he was great?
Speaker 2 (02:06:49):
It was massive, he was great. You see that. You
want to talk about apps.
Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
The guy looked great, he was ripped great. You, Hugh,
you had a shot at honorable mention.
Speaker 3 (02:06:59):
He didn't even get an honorable mention.
Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
Frankly, the other guy that was mentioned in the top
ten guys that could make the top ten guys best look,
I don't it's a it's like the matrix Channing Tatum.
Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
Another thought about it, if if that Gambit movie comes out,
but they're eventually going to do and it's big.
Speaker 2 (02:07:27):
Then he'll probably make the list, but not this year. Okay,
the guy who widely considered most women think he's the
sexiest man in Hollywood. I if I, if I were to,
I would never dare put out my list. He'd be
my number one. Jason Momoa.
Speaker 3 (02:07:45):
Oh, he'll never make.
Speaker 2 (02:07:46):
I don't understand. I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (02:07:49):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
Water World, Aquaman is heard furious and that movie jumped
the Shark fifteen times. That movie is terrible. He's awful
in it. Uh, he's as long as I'm alive, he
will never make. I'm sorry. You know he's no Glen Powell.
(02:08:13):
And I know the last one. You're gonna say, there's
two other there's two.
Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
There's two, wow, because they have fallen out of the
top ten, which I believe were either one or two
in the previous years. Things like that. First, I'm gonna
ask you, I think I know why the Rock?
Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Yeah, I mean the Rock. Here's the problem with the Rock?
You love the lot of listen. I love the Rock.
I think his WW run of The Final Boss is incredible, excellent.
But movie ones, Red one, Red one, it got pretty
pale one. It got pretty bad, but it did also
made thirty million of two hundred and fifty million dollar budget.
Every time he does something nice, he needs you to
(02:08:50):
know about it, which is like a sky move.
Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
And we finally you've had your run of the Rock.
Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
I love the Rock, but I also there's a lot
of reports about how he's not the greatest onset with
showing up late like hours hurts looks, it hurts his status. Okay,
so you know the Rock. I could now he was
GQ's Man of the Year. That's huge, not huge enough? Wow,
(02:09:17):
and the biggest with this, it has never happened never ever.
Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
He is a former champion.
Speaker 3 (02:09:24):
Former champ.
Speaker 2 (02:09:24):
He is the guy that set the standard for the
list number one in twenty twenty two. I can't believe.
Where is Tom Cruise? Where is Tom Cruise?
Speaker 1 (02:09:36):
Here's why Tom guy, Here's why Tom didn't make the
list because the new Tom made the list. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:09:41):
And that's Glen Powell. Wow, Glen Powell is here, and
I'm ready to sit back and watch baby. See.
Speaker 5 (02:09:46):
I thought Tom Cruise was like your Brad Pitt were.
As long as.
Speaker 3 (02:09:50):
He's breaking, he's got that weird two thing he's always
had it.
Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
Though. Here's the problem. The Mission Impossible What seven was
the most one they did. That was the most recent movie,
and it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (02:10:01):
I'm sorry. I love Mission Impossibles. It wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
Really. He had that freak out with the COVID thing,
remember that. Yeah, and then I didn't. I thought the
London the Olympics thing was kind of a letdown. Listen,
at the end of the day, we've other than Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (02:10:21):
We've gone younger.
Speaker 1 (02:10:23):
So no Clooney, No Clooney, Generation Crazy generation generation.
Speaker 4 (02:10:29):
I'm surprised you left off Harry Styles because you had
been talking about him.
Speaker 2 (02:10:32):
Up he didn't, He didn't really do it.
Speaker 3 (02:10:34):
Was that you said there was a chance he could
make your list.
Speaker 2 (02:10:37):
Did he make it? Emily shut up?
Speaker 1 (02:10:42):
This was the most controversial and hardest list I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
How your new number one?
Speaker 3 (02:10:48):
Then, if you want to come on and talk about it,
let me know. Oh my god,
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