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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are the L and K morning shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good morning everybody, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, social Queen Darlee doing the stretch yep, Ryan manow.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I think we should go around the room in case
you're just finding us. We tell a little bit about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh, I like when we do this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Okay, Yeah, who wants to start?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Why don't you start?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay? My name is Ellen k and for the last
ten years I've worn the same color nail polish on
my toes, and it's a bright pink called the Fusia
is bright. What but get any The fusha is bright.
That's really cute. But I can't switch out colors. I
don't know why I I I'll look at the reds
(00:43):
or the other pinks, and I always go for the
Fuchia is bright.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Not even like during the holidays.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I've never changed. I need to change it out.
Fusha is bright. Plus that name, so you by that
should be your quote of the day.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What about our share?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
All right, okay. So my name is Darlene and I
learned how to ride a bike by being chased by
a dog in an alley. Oh my god, it was
the scariest thing I had training wheels, Yeah, and my
grandpa told me to follow him. He lived with us
at the time. And so I'm following my grandpa Jesse,
and here comes around the corner. We're turning down the alley,
(01:26):
two huge pit bulls just free, ready to bite, ready
to go. He tells me, just follow me, don't look back,
follow me. But he could ride fast. And I'm on
training wheels. Well you know the alleys are kind of bumpy. Yeah,
and the training wheels broke off.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And there I went.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I just started riding and that's how I.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh, that is whoa, that is awesome. It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Anyway, that's my little good one.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think you guys know this about me, but I'm
gonna share it anyway. I'm Ryan, and I have never
had a brain freeze.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's crazy crazy. I can't believe that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I wonder if that means. I mean, I feel like
that's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, like the only thing I'll do.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Like, we were at a party the other day and
they had a margarita machine and it was cold, like
you know that that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Texture work like slurpy or see. So I was drinking
it and like the base of my throat got a
little cold. But you're waiting comes here it comes no?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh wow, so no pain nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I just don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is it genetic? It must be your brother gated a
brain freeze?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, I just yeah, brain freeze is hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, really bad. I was at Cosavega and I got
a bad one. I literally had to like both both handsome.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Put my head between my knees.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Do we know why they happened? There's a reason, right, yeah,
look it up. This is a it's a problem for me.
It happens quick when I start drinking an icy or
a margarita. You know, it just hits and then you
kind of have to, like I always kind of squeeze
my eyes hoping it's gonna help, but it doesn't help.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
There's a scientific term for brain freeze. It's called the
spino palatine ganglio neurology. Whoa wo, brain freezes your body's
way of putting on the brakes, telling you to slow
down and take it easy. Wow, maybe that's what you're missing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, defind my life eating my brain going.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
More? Do more?
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You guys always are very humble, talk about your problems,
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And you sound so genuine and so kind.
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I listen to you every morning.
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Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh my gosh. I couldn't even believe my text I
got from my neighbor. And then a phone call, Hey, Ellen,
could you write a note to the barking dog house
it's next to yours? And I said, no, no way.
I'm not a note writer and I'm not gonna. I
would rather have a neighbor knight like mean than write
a note. So this particular person in our neighborhood says
(04:37):
she hears the barking dog all day, and even when
we were texting, I couldn't hear the barking dog. This
is like an incessant noise for her. And she's she's
a director, so she's not home very often. And when
she is she likes to rest and relax, and our
neighborhood's pretty quiet. But now she says, there's a yapping dog,
like a yap yapp And you know, I thought she
(05:00):
was trying to implicate my dogs. But guess what. My
dogs weren't home. They were out with uh, with my
friend Maria. Okay, yeah, they were at the park. I go, well,
first of all, my dogs aren't even here.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Good, So I don't hear a dog. I don't know
whose dogs they are. My dogs actually haven't been here
for four days. They've been staying with a friend.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Right, And typically, as a you know, well meaning functioning adult,
usually when you have a problem with something, you have
to handle it right, right, that's not why is it
your problem?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Exactly? Yeah? And I don't hear the dog, of course.
And then John on the other side, John said no, yeah,
John said, I'm not writing a note, and he gave
the exact same reason I did. So at least we're
all in unity with this.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Good.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
She did say something I didn't want to repeat, but
it's early, so I think I can say it. She said, well,
I heard that there are a lot of coyotes in
the neighborhood, so maybe one of them will take care
of it. This is horrible. Yeah, yeah, I didn you
want to say that, and we were talking about it before,
but yeah, she's just really upset. Yeah, anyway, it's ridiculous
(06:07):
neighbor requests. Let's go to anonymous. So you have a
story to tell.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
Yeah, the house next door to us sold and the
new owners tore the house down and we had had
a like, like a twelve to fifteen foot high honeysuckle
hedge between our properties, complete privacy, not to mention the
lovely fragrance. And we woke up in the morning and
it was it was down.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Did they root it or just cut it down?
Speaker 11 (06:38):
They'd just cut all the roots. And then they were
digging a hole for their pool, and they didn't put
up a fence around their construction site. And we had
a toddler and he started to climb into their yards
kind of freaked out, and we said, you know, can
you put up a fence and they said, we have insurance.
(07:00):
Oh no, if our kids dropped in their pool and died,
that would be Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Are you still there or are you gone?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
No?
Speaker 11 (07:08):
We are gone.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm glad. Everyone's okay, and I'm
sorry to deal with that.
Speaker 10 (07:14):
Yeah, it was kind of shocking.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
You. Please won't you please please, won't you be my neighbor?
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Oh?
Speaker 10 (07:43):
I was good coming up with every way into Highland
Bark So it was okay.
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All right, cool? And you work for Metro. We appreciate
what you do. And we've got happiness hacks for you. Know,
We've got all these happiness hacked books, tons of them,
so we will never run out of happiness hacks for you.
And so I found this one. I know that we
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Speaker 2 (08:07):
I thought you met two bros.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah right, I thought I met two bros. And you
like Ryan, what it's called a midsummer night? And you
say it's a manly scent. Yeah, and then what do
you like, Jose for a scented candle cinnamon? Cinnamon. Well,
if you ever run out of candles, a crayon will
burn for up to thirty minutes and it's going to
give you crayon scent, but it'll still give you light.
(08:31):
So that's that. But then I was looking through my
Happiness Hacked book and on the same page says, if
you ever get stuffed in a trunk, disconnect the backlight
wires when a cup pulls them over and you're at
a red light, kick the door so people know you're there.
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This book four felons.
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Wow, it's life acts.
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Speaker 1 (09:07):
So Antonio left us this talk back.
Speaker 12 (09:10):
Hey Ellen, first time leaving a talk back, So check
this out. I've been on three days with this girl.
The first two were great, like perfect, She was amazing
and were totally vibing, great chemistry. But on day three
she told me she used to her men paying her car.
Note she didn't outright ask me to, but it was implied.
(09:32):
Can you guys, listeners, if that's the thing our new
boyfriends expected to pay car loans?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Or do I run love the show? Thank you, Antonio,
you run. This is not right. And anyone that materialistic
does not, I think, want a relationship.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
They want stuff that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I have a friend, a very good friend, who was
given an MX by her boyfriend at the time living boyfriend.
He had just bought the house and he said, help
me furnish this. He meant like bed, bath and beyond right, right,
like get the towels and the dishes and we'll build
this home together. And she ended up buying a Ralph
(10:15):
Lauren bed for the guest room. This thing was beautiful.
Then she bought an expensive Viking wine refrigerator, and then
she started buying stuff for herself, and then he took
the cart away and she was gone. She left.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Wow, tells you everything you need to know.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, look, I think good deeds if you're going to
do that, like in Antonio's talk back, that should come
from the person willing.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
To do it right right, you should be the one
like you should say, oh my gosh, you have to
drive to me so much. I'm just gonna pay her
car notes. Yes, let me take care of this. And
I'm also gonna wash it and give you, you know,
gas money. Yep, thank you so much for coming to me,
or even you know, I want you to move closer
(11:01):
to me. I'm gonna pay your rent.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
But listen to as someone in the I guess dating world,
is this what we're up against?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Like? Is this is this not? I hate to say it,
but I think so. Okay, geez, that is so scary.
Oh boy, just watch out for gold diggers.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Mary, you heard Antonio's talk back. Is that something that
you would ever say to a guy. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
I don't think I would say that right away with
dependiconic he's going to pay for my meal. He pays
for my meal, Then I would know that.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Okay, I can really get this guy to do some
more stuff for me.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Sure, Oh wow, okay, all right, yeah, let's see what
you got. Look, I have a friend and and he
was dating this girl and right away she said, if
I'm gonna date you, you're paying for my condo and my car.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Oh wow, oh Okay, Yeah, how can I be her friends?
You can give me some tips. I'm sorry, my husband's
gonna kill me.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Thanks, Mary, You're welcome.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
Thanks for listen, Thank you for.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Us being some sweet every morning.
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I love watching you guys, listening to you guys.
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Who does it more than? Who does it best?
Speaker 11 (12:27):
The men do?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Ryan? Your first place? You win. This is a title.
It's another thing you can brag about. It's looking in
the mirror. And we learned this yesterday. We got to
talk back the lan KQ and A. We do this
twenty times a day. I is not look in the mirror.
We found out that men look in the mirror way
more than women.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You threw that out there, and I didn't think that
was true. Yeah, but then the research doesn't lie.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Men do it.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We look at ourselves for fifty six.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Minutes every day, which, if you run that math, is
fourteen days per year.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Pucha.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, Well, when we got this talkback.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Hey Ellen Flewis over at San Pedro, guys are looking
at themselves working out.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
You know, we're at the gym.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
The jamis full of mirrors.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
We can't avoid it. Sometimes the urinal is different the mirrors.
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
So what I'm hearing from Lewis is that you guys
cannot avoid the mirrors and that's why you look at yourself.
So long our fault.
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LA wakes up with the ellen k Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, let's get to Adam right away because he
heard our last talkback from Ms Cortes. So, Adam, you
say that you have a not so smart ex what
would she do?
Speaker 6 (13:45):
So?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I had a girlfriend who asked me how they knew
which corner had gas in it, since most of the
gas stations were on corners. She thought they drilled for
gas and built the station there because gas was on
that corner.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Seriously, and when this came in.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
The dumbest thing I ever saw was somebody trying to
go through the Carls Junior drive through line backwards, not
driving in reverse. They physically pulled in backwards and were
going the opposite way. The people working at Carls Junior
were so puzzled on why this person was doing that.
(14:21):
It was amazing. And the driver was so stunned that
they weren't trying to help them. It was so dumb.
It was the dumbest thing I ever saw.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
All Right, well, thank you for those. What's the dumbest
thing you've ever seen? Give us a call. It's eight
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Speaker 1 (14:44):
Weird combinations were the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Only K Morning Ryan I am and I actually have
a friend who started doing this thing on his Instagram.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
He does it every week. Is called eat it or
eat it or eat it? Yeah, that's great. He shows
it and it's like would you eat this or toss?
Would you eat it?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And this week's is Oreo with orange marmalade on top?
An Oreo cookie topped with orange marmalade.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I don't think that that would be bad because sometimes
you get those orange candies covered with chocolate. Those are good, right.
The Oreo cream might throw me a little bit but
I don't hate it. What about you?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I would eat it? Yeah, dark, No thanks, you're saying
eat it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Eat it.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Let's go to Joey. Joey, we're talking weird food combinations.
What happened with you?
Speaker 13 (15:32):
I made spaghetti everything from scratch. I made the pasta
is like grounded by on me. The pasta was made
from scratch. I'm so excited about this. Put it on
the table, and then mustard mustard.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yes, my heart breaks for you. That is just such
a violation of your hard work.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You guys.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I went to a restaurant once and I wanted a
bacon cheeseburger and the chef was so proud of his
burger that he refused to put bacon on it. Right,
So I said, okay, I'll have the burger and a
side of bacon, And the server came back and said
he won't give you the side of bacon.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Because he knows you're going to put it on the bill.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, that's the thing. Flavors are meant to be what
you present, right. I understand salt pepper condiments, but you know,
mustard on spaghetti that you've made by scratch, Like, didn't
even take a bite to try it first.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
No, but you guys, when you give someone a dish,
it's not you've you've relinquished your control over the dish.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But it's the intention and it's the love of thought
that went into it. Oh, Joey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
Yeah, so I don't. I'll make it again, but I'm
not gonna put that much efforts anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, you know, take every shortcut you can.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Yeah, I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, we're proud of you. I'm sad for you, but well,
you guys, have a good day you too.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Thank you for the story and the least this one.
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Let's celebrate, let's celebrate each other, let's celebrate friendship, let's
celebrate music. Let's celebrate you. Emily, thank you for having
us on in the car. So one year ago today,
something happened. Tell us about it.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
One year ago I went in for my regular thirty
four week check and my blood pressure was high, so
they sent me to the hospital and they ended up
doing an emergency c section.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That day.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That day and help and what's your daughter's name?
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Her name is Shelby.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So Shelby wanted out.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
She wanted out.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yes, and now you're taking her to Disneyland for her
first birthday? Will you just so scared that day?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
You know, I really was.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
She was our little miracle baby. Anyways, we went through
three rounds of IVS for her, and so to make
it that far and then go through something like that,
it was scary. But she's just perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's so good to hear. We'll have a beautiful day
at Disneyland.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
Thank you so much with your little miracle. Thank you, Ellen.
You guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
As always. Thank you for spending your morning with us.
We appreciate your ears and your time and your love.
I'm Ellen K, my grandma host and we're the Ellen
K Morning Show. We will see you again tomorrow morning.
But we end every show with a quote and a kiss.
And today's Princess Diana's birthday. Yeah, and she said, you
know she loved love. Yes, she said, if you find
(18:54):
someone you love in your life, then hang on to that.
Love could be a friend, could be a lover, whoever
it is. Thank you, Thank you, Princess Diana, Happy heavenly birthday.
Kiss on three, Kiss on me one two, three ah
We are the L and K morning shirt.
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Good morning everybody, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, social Queen Darlee doing the stretch yep, Ryan manow.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I think we should go around the room in case
you're just finding us. We tell a little bit about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh, I like when we do this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Okay, Yeah, who wants to start?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Why don't you start?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay? My name is Ellen k and for the last
ten years I've worn the same color nail polish on
my toes, and it's a bright pink called the Fusia
is bright. What but get any The fusha is bright.
That's really cute. But I can't switch out colors. I
don't know why I I I'll look at the reds
(00:43):
or the other pinks, and I always go for the
Fuchia is bright.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Not even like during the holidays.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, I've never changed. I need to change it out.
Fusha is bright. Plus that name, so you by that
should be your quote of the day.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What about our share?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
All right, okay. So my name is Darlene and I
learned how to ride a bike by being chased by
a dog in an alley. Oh my god, it was
the scariest thing I had training wheels, Yeah, and my
grandpa told me to follow him. He lived with us
at the time. And so I'm following my grandpa Jesse,
and here comes around the corner. We're turning down the alley,
(01:26):
two huge pit bulls just free, ready to bite, ready
to go. He tells me, just follow me, don't look back,
follow me. But he could ride fast. And I'm on
training wheels. Well you know the alleys are kind of bumpy. Yeah,
and the training wheels broke off.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And there I went.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I just started riding and that's how I.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh, that is whoa, that is awesome. It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Anyway, that's my little good one.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think you guys know this about me, but I'm
gonna share it anyway. I'm Ryan, and I have never
had a brain freeze.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's crazy crazy. I can't believe that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I wonder if that means. I mean, I feel like
that's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, like the only thing I'll do.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Like, we were at a party the other day and
they had a margarita machine and it was cold, like
you know that that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Texture work like slurpy or see. So I was drinking
it and like the base of my throat got a
little cold. But you're waiting comes here it comes no?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh wow, so no pain nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I just don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is it genetic? It must be your brother gated a
brain freeze?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, I just yeah, brain freeze is hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, really bad. I was at Cosavega and I got
a bad one. I literally had to like both both handsome.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Put my head between my knees.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Do we know why they happened? There's a reason, right, yeah,
look it up. This is a it's a problem for me.
It happens quick when I start drinking an icy or
a margarita. You know, it just hits and then you
kind of have to, like I always kind of squeeze
my eyes hoping it's gonna help, but it doesn't help.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
There's a scientific term for brain freeze. It's called the
spino palatine ganglio neurology. Whoa wo, brain freezes your body's
way of putting on the brakes, telling you to slow
down and take it easy. Wow, maybe that's what you're missing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, defind my life eating my brain going.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
More? Do more?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Ellison, the air you're around eywhere lmks for you. She's
gonna Grandpa, Oh no you, Ellen, came morning shoe.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Lane, came Morning shot.
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Oh my gosh. I couldn't even believe my text I
got from my neighbor. And then a phone call, Hey, Ellen,
could you write a note to the barking dog house
it's next to yours? And I said, no, no way.
I'm not a note writer and I'm not gonna. I
would rather have a neighbor knight like mean than write
a note. So this particular person in our neighborhood says
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she hears the barking dog all day, and even when
we were texting, I couldn't hear the barking dog. This
is like an incessant noise for her. And she's she's
a director, so she's not home very often. And when
she is she likes to rest and relax, and our
neighborhood's pretty quiet. But now she says, there's a yapping dog,
like a yap yapp And you know, I thought she
(05:00):
was trying to implicate my dogs. But guess what. My
dogs weren't home. They were out with uh, with my
friend Maria. Okay, yeah, they were at the park. I go, well,
first of all, my dogs aren't even here.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Good, So I don't hear a dog. I don't know
whose dogs they are. My dogs actually haven't been here
for four days. They've been staying with a friend.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Right, And typically, as a you know, well meaning functioning adult,
usually when you have a problem with something, you have
to handle it right, right, that's not why is it
your problem?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Exactly? Yeah? And I don't hear the dog, of course.
And then John on the other side, John said no, yeah,
John said, I'm not writing a note, and he gave
the exact same reason I did. So at least we're
all in unity with this.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Good.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
She did say something I didn't want to repeat, but
it's early, so I think I can say it. She said, well,
I heard that there are a lot of coyotes in
the neighborhood, so maybe one of them will take care
of it. This is horrible. Yeah, yeah, I didn you
want to say that, and we were talking about it before,
but yeah, she's just really upset. Yeah, anyway, it's ridiculous
(06:07):
neighbor requests. Let's go to anonymous. So you have a
story to tell.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
Yeah, the house next door to us sold and the
new owners tore the house down and we had had
a like, like a twelve to fifteen foot high honeysuckle
hedge between our properties, complete privacy, not to mention the
lovely fragrance. And we woke up in the morning and
it was it was down.
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Did they root it or just cut it down?
Speaker 11 (06:38):
They'd just cut all the roots. And then they were
digging a hole for their pool, and they didn't put
up a fence around their construction site. And we had
a toddler and he started to climb into their yards
kind of freaked out, and we said, you know, can
you put up a fence and they said, we have insurance.
(07:00):
Oh no, if our kids dropped in their pool and died,
that would be Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Are you still there or are you gone?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
No?
Speaker 11 (07:08):
We are gone.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm glad. Everyone's okay, and I'm
sorry to deal with that.
Speaker 10 (07:14):
Yeah, it was kind of shocking.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
You. Please won't you please please, won't you be my neighbor?
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his way to work. Jose, how is traffic for you
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Oh?
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I was good coming up with every way into Highland
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All right, cool? And you work for Metro. We appreciate
what you do. And we've got happiness hacks for you. Know,
We've got all these happiness hacked books, tons of them,
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And so I found this one. I know that we
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I thought you met two bros.
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Yeah right, I thought I met two bros. And you
like Ryan, what it's called a midsummer night? And you
say it's a manly scent. Yeah, and then what do
you like, Jose for a scented candle cinnamon? Cinnamon. Well,
if you ever run out of candles, a crayon will
burn for up to thirty minutes and it's going to
give you crayon scent, but it'll still give you light.
(08:31):
So that's that. But then I was looking through my
Happiness Hacked book and on the same page says, if
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wires when a cup pulls them over and you're at
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Oh cool, Thank you.
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You're welcome. I mean, look, one day, if you ever
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Speaker 1 (09:07):
So Antonio left us this talk back.
Speaker 12 (09:10):
Hey Ellen, first time leaving a talk back, So check
this out. I've been on three days with this girl.
The first two were great, like perfect, She was amazing
and were totally vibing, great chemistry. But on day three
she told me she used to her men paying her car.
Note she didn't outright ask me to, but it was implied.
(09:32):
Can you guys, listeners, if that's the thing our new
boyfriends expected to pay car loans?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Or do I run love the show? Thank you, Antonio,
you run. This is not right. And anyone that materialistic
does not, I think, want a relationship.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
They want stuff that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I have a friend, a very good friend, who was
given an MX by her boyfriend at the time living boyfriend.
He had just bought the house and he said, help
me furnish this. He meant like bed, bath and beyond right, right,
like get the towels and the dishes and we'll build
this home together. And she ended up buying a Ralph
(10:15):
Lauren bed for the guest room. This thing was beautiful.
Then she bought an expensive Viking wine refrigerator, and then
she started buying stuff for herself, and then he took
the cart away and she was gone. She left.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Wow, tells you everything you need to know.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, look, I think good deeds if you're going to
do that, like in Antonio's talk back, that should come
from the person willing.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
To do it right right, you should be the one
like you should say, oh my gosh, you have to
drive to me so much. I'm just gonna pay her
car notes. Yes, let me take care of this. And
I'm also gonna wash it and give you, you know,
gas money. Yep, thank you so much for coming to me,
or even you know, I want you to move closer
(11:01):
to me. I'm gonna pay your rent.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
But listen to as someone in the I guess dating world,
is this what we're up against?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Like? Is this is this not? I hate to say it,
but I think so. Okay, geez, that is so scary.
Oh boy, just watch out for gold diggers.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Mary, you heard Antonio's talk back. Is that something that
you would ever say to a guy. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
I don't think I would say that right away with
dependiconic he's going to pay for my meal. He pays
for my meal, Then I would know that.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Okay, I can really get this guy to do some
more stuff for me.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Sure, Oh wow, okay, all right, yeah, let's see what
you got. Look, I have a friend and and he
was dating this girl and right away she said, if
I'm gonna date you, you're paying for my condo and my car.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Oh wow, oh Okay, Yeah, how can I be her friends?
You can give me some tips. I'm sorry, my husband's
gonna kill me.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I'm just kidding.
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Thanks, Mary, You're welcome.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
Thanks for listen, Thank you for.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Us being some sweet every morning.
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Who does it more than? Who does it best?
Speaker 11 (12:27):
The men do?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Ryan? Your first place? You win. This is a title.
It's another thing you can brag about. It's looking in
the mirror. And we learned this yesterday. We got to
talk back the lan KQ and A. We do this
twenty times a day. I is not look in the mirror.
We found out that men look in the mirror way
more than women.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You threw that out there, and I didn't think that
was true. Yeah, but then the research doesn't lie.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Men do it.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We look at ourselves for fifty six.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Minutes every day, which, if you run that math, is
fourteen days per year.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Pucha.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, Well, when we got this talkback.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Hey Ellen Flewis over at San Pedro, guys are looking
at themselves working out.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
You know, we're at the gym.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
The jamis full of mirrors.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
We can't avoid it. Sometimes the urinal is different the mirrors.
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
So what I'm hearing from Lewis is that you guys
cannot avoid the mirrors and that's why you look at yourself.
So long our fault.
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LA wakes up with the ellen k Morning Show.
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I am always up with you.
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Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, let's get to Adam right away because he
heard our last talkback from Ms Cortes. So, Adam, you
say that you have a not so smart ex what
would she do?
Speaker 6 (13:45):
So?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I had a girlfriend who asked me how they knew
which corner had gas in it, since most of the
gas stations were on corners. She thought they drilled for
gas and built the station there because gas was on
that corner.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Seriously, and when this came in.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
The dumbest thing I ever saw was somebody trying to
go through the Carls Junior drive through line backwards, not
driving in reverse. They physically pulled in backwards and were
going the opposite way. The people working at Carls Junior
were so puzzled on why this person was doing that.
(14:21):
It was amazing. And the driver was so stunned that
they weren't trying to help them. It was so dumb.
It was the dumbest thing I ever saw.
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Weird combinations were the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Only K Morning Ryan I am and I actually have
a friend who started doing this thing on his Instagram.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
He does it every week. Is called eat it or
eat it or eat it? Yeah, that's great. He shows
it and it's like would you eat this or toss?
Would you eat it?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And this week's is Oreo with orange marmalade on top?
An Oreo cookie topped with orange marmalade.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I don't think that that would be bad because sometimes
you get those orange candies covered with chocolate. Those are good, right.
The Oreo cream might throw me a little bit but
I don't hate it. What about you?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I would eat it? Yeah, dark, No thanks, you're saying
eat it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Eat it.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Let's go to Joey. Joey, we're talking weird food combinations.
What happened with you?
Speaker 13 (15:32):
I made spaghetti everything from scratch. I made the pasta
is like grounded by on me. The pasta was made
from scratch. I'm so excited about this. Put it on
the table, and then mustard mustard.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yes, my heart breaks for you. That is just such
a violation of your hard work.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You guys.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I went to a restaurant once and I wanted a
bacon cheeseburger and the chef was so proud of his
burger that he refused to put bacon on it. Right,
So I said, okay, I'll have the burger and a
side of bacon, And the server came back and said
he won't give you the side of bacon.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Because he knows you're going to put it on the bill.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, that's the thing. Flavors are meant to be what
you present, right. I understand salt pepper condiments, but you know,
mustard on spaghetti that you've made by scratch, Like, didn't
even take a bite to try it first.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
No, but you guys, when you give someone a dish,
it's not you've you've relinquished your control over the dish.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But it's the intention and it's the love of thought
that went into it. Oh, Joey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
Yeah, so I don't. I'll make it again, but I'm
not gonna put that much efforts anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, you know, take every shortcut you can.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Yeah, I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, we're proud of you. I'm sad for you, but well,
you guys, have a good day you too.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Thank you for the story and the least this one.
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Let's celebrate, let's celebrate each other, let's celebrate friendship, let's
celebrate music. Let's celebrate you. Emily, thank you for having
us on in the car. So one year ago today,
something happened. Tell us about it.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
One year ago I went in for my regular thirty
four week check and my blood pressure was high, so
they sent me to the hospital and they ended up
doing an emergency c section.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That day.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That day and help and what's your daughter's name?
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Her name is Shelby.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So Shelby wanted out.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
She wanted out.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yes, and now you're taking her to Disneyland for her
first birthday? Will you just so scared that day?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
You know, I really was.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
She was our little miracle baby. Anyways, we went through
three rounds of IVS for her, and so to make
it that far and then go through something like that,
it was scary. But she's just perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's so good to hear. We'll have a beautiful day
at Disneyland.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
Thank you so much with your little miracle. Thank you, Ellen.
You guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
As always. Thank you for spending your morning with us.
We appreciate your ears and your time and your love.
I'm Ellen K, my grandma host and we're the Ellen
K Morning Show. We will see you again tomorrow morning.
But we end every show with a quote and a kiss.
And today's Princess Diana's birthday. Yeah, and she said, you
know she loved love. Yes, she said, if you find
(18:54):
someone you love in your life, then hang on to that.
Love could be a friend, could be a lover, whoever
it is. Thank you, Thank you, Princess Diana, Happy heavenly birthday.
Kiss on three, Kiss on me one two, three ah
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